Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Happy Halloween, Punk-ins!
Episode Date: October 29, 2025Should presidents dress up for Halloween? As if politics isn’t spooky enough already, but honestly…let’s see them get in on the act for once. Meanwhile, Wells tests out the TikTok “bi...rd theory” on Brandi as a friendship litmus test and…she passed. With full feathers. Friendship validated! In the same breath, Wells also casually admits to taste-testing dog food, because apparently pizza is canine heroin and someone needed to verify that.Anyway…Brandi details more airport chaos as her cursed travel juju continues, your hosts imagine what that dapper Louvre detective does in his off-time, and Halloween costume ideas are looking real last-minute this year. Lotsa fave things this week too, from rage-bait docs to Mark Ruffalo in fine form, plus Idris Elba bringing the big ding energy with a new Netflix show. Ding ding ding! Peace out, ya punkins! 🎃Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Mood: Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com/YFT with promo code YFT.Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/yft and use code yft.Quince: Treat your closet to a little summer glow-up with Quince. Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns.Cowboy Colostrum: Get 25% Off @CowboyColostrum with code YFT at www.cowboycolostrum.com. #CowboyColostrumPodFabletics: Treat yourself to gear that looks good, feels good, and doesn’t break the bank with Fabletics. Go to Fabletics.com/YFT and sign up as a VIP and get eighty percent off everything.Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Oh, how's everyone doing out there in the YFTverse?
Don't break guts, book season.
Right around the corner, Thanksgiving, no, it's the wrong one.
Halloween coming up real soon.
Real soon.
Yeah, do you think that Donald,
do presidents ever get dressed up for Halloween?
I think they should, you know?
Show a little bit of character.
It's supposed to be one of us.
Get dressed up.
Trump, get dressed up as, uh, as,
Putin or something, right? Or, um, Kim Jong-un or something. I know that those are horrible men to emulate,
but we get dressed up as like murderers and killers all the time. That's like the whole thing.
So that would be very funny to me. It would be funny if all of them dressed up as each other.
King Jum-Um? King-Jum-Um? I don't know to say his name. Anyways, if he dress up like Donald Trump,
how funny, fucking funny would that be? I would like that picture on Instagram. And then Donald Trump
dressed up as King, King Jumum, Kim Jum, whatever. And then Putin dressed up as one of those guys.
Hilarious. That's what we're missing in the world today. Comedy. We're missing laughter.
It's a lot of anger. A lot of politics. It's a lot of the government shut down and the left is the crazy and the right is crazy.
But what we need now is we need a good costume party.
Okay.
As anyone told Donald Trump that they saw a bird today, you know?
Have we tried bird theory on Donald Trump yet?
Someone needs to.
The next presser.
Excuse me, Mr. President.
I had no question here.
I just wanted to do, I just want to tell you I saw a bird today.
It was a great bird.
One of the best birds.
That would be funny.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, this is called bird theory.
And it's taken over TikTok right now.
where women are telling their significant others that they saw a bird today.
And depending on how the man responds is like how good of a partner they are.
So if they're like, oh, really?
You saw what kind of bird?
Was it a blue jay?
Was it a cardinal?
Did you take a picture?
That's so cool.
So then that's like someone who like gives a shit about you because they're like interested in something as mundane as seeing an animal that are all over the place.
right? What I've learned from bird theory is, is that I think men, for the most part, are pretty good people.
Every video I've seen, the guy's been like, what? You saw a bird? Oh, I saw a bird the other day. Everyone's like into it.
So anyways, we're going to try bird theory with brandy. She might have seen it already, but I can see her being someone that hasn't seen bird theory on social media.
And I also, let me see if I can prognosticate. If she hasn't seen this, she's going to,
be rude to me about it.
She's gonna be like, cool, dude.
I don't care.
Anyways, let me tell you about my horse
or something like that, you know?
Whereas I would be like, tell me more.
Dude, I have a bird feeder, okay?
I own bird seed that I fill.
Favorite thing, a little bird feeder
that goes on the window
and you can see all the birds that come in there.
We got a couple dubs that come in there, like the dubs.
They're kind of too big for it.
They kind of don't fit and they got to like
stick their ass up in the air to get in there.
You know, we got a couple barn
little finches maybe some sort of finch i don't know so anyways have you guys seen um any birds
recently i got a lot to talk about i got a lot i got a lot of things granny's in australia so
she's gonna have nothing for us today so let's just be honest as peruge gonna be carrying the show
boys and girls don't worry about it i got you i'm always here for you let's call her up it's time to call
What's up?
Hi.
Dude, I mean to tell you.
Tell me.
I saw a bird today.
Oh.
And?
It was beautiful.
It was right outside my windows.
Like this little like bird feeder thing.
Mm-hmm.
Do you not see birds often?
Yeah, but this one was just a beautiful one.
Wow.
Like a hummingbird?
No, it was like a blue jay.
Okay.
You know, one with like, like,
a little mohawk and stuff.
Cute, yeah.
Yeah.
Like a planet Earth bird.
Yeah, I mean, I think all birds are from the planet Earth.
I mean, I don't know, there might be some birds from outer space.
No, like the show, Planet Earth.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, David Attenborough, you know.
Yeah.
Congratulations, you passed bird theory.
Oh, which is.
You haven't seen this on social media?
No.
Like me, my little TikToker.
You got to do it to Matt, actually.
Okay.
So it's called bird theory, and it's usually a woman asks like their significant other
or tells them that they saw a bird today and how the significant other responds shows like what type of person they are.
So if they're like, okay, and then like on to the next thing, it's like, oh, you're a piece of shit.
Or if they're like, oh, tell me more.
Like what kind of bird was it?
Then they're like, they actually care about you, even though it's a stupid mundane thing to say
that you saw a bird.
Okay, that's funny.
Is this like a good TikTok thing?
Yeah.
I feel like there's a lot on TikTok of like wives secretly recording their husbands and like
asking things that are either ridiculous or saying things that are ridiculous and getting
their response.
And I think it's very funny in here for it.
Here's what I look.
Sarah would do it to you to be honest.
I know.
I wish I could do bird theory with her or I wish she had done bird theory with me because
I'd be like, oh, what kind of bird was it?
And what the wings look like.
But here's what I've learned.
I've learned that for the most part, men are pretty good people because it's a lot of videos of like the guys doing the right thing.
And then, of course, everyone where the guy's like, I don't give a shit, I'm going to keep watching football.
I comment on every single TikTok, divorce him immediately.
Oh, that's dark.
Hey, man.
Fucking bird theory.
Anyways, yeah, you got to try it, film it.
Okay.
And see what he says.
Okay, that'll be funny.
Okay.
I'm sure he's, I feel like he's going to be like, are you okay?
I can see if there's a world which you be like, all right, mate, what kind of bad was it?
Yeah.
That doesn't sound anything like him.
Is it do-dow?
Like nothing.
La Pelican?
I think you need to try it out, so you know.
Are you in Australia right now?
Well, that's what I wanted to address.
I'm not in Australia right.
Yeah, what's going on?
Clearly, clearly, this is my home studio.
Yeah.
I haven't, like, I didn't, I haven't posted about it yet.
I probably will before this episode airs, but long story short, guys, on Monday I flew,
wait, yeah, Monday I flew from Nashville to L.A.X, you know, schlepped across the country.
And I was flying like a different ticket to L.A. than, and then I had to get my bags,
recheck in, change planes to take a flight from L.A. to Sydney.
And I did all this and, you know, got to LAX, ate some shitty food, sat in a shitty lounge, to go to the gate at 11 o'clock for boarding.
And the minute we're supposed to start boarding, they come on.
And they're like, all right, I'm so sorry, but this plane is not leaving until 11 p.m. tomorrow night now.
And we're like, what do you mean?
And people, of course, like people are just freaking the fuck out at the gate, you know?
And it's like a horde of people.
Now it is on an international plane.
There's just swarms of people at the gate.
Everyone's, like, freak it out.
And they were like, there's a mechanical issue with this plane.
This plane is not leaving LAX tonight.
If you're not local, you need to go and stand in this big, long line and get a hotel.
And we're going to take off tomorrow night.
And I was like, fuck.
And so I was like almost midnight at this point.
And I obviously wasn't going to stay in a hotel.
My mother lives in L.A.
So it took me an hour and a half to get my bag back, which is insane.
went down to back to him, did that, and then I had to call Uber, and Uber an hour back to my mom's didn't get there until like 1.30 in the morning. At this point, I was absolutely exhausted. And I was just like, fuck, why does this happen to me? This has happened to me before. Yeah. Mercury is always astro gliding with you. I mean, I guess. But like, I just have the worst luck with planes. Also, is it coincidence that this is the third time this has happened to me that it's either been canceled while I'm standing there or like the late a full day. Every time it's American Airlines.
Okay, I think we're done with American Airlines.
Wow.
We're done.
Okay.
So I went back to my mom's, went to sleep, slept like eight hours, woke up at like 10 a.m. the next day.
I was going to make the show, but it was going to be really fucking close.
And I was just fucking exhausted.
And I felt like I was starting to get sick.
And then I was like, whatever, I'm going to schlep back to the airport and I'm just going to go.
And even if I just make one show, like, I'll go.
Got back to the airport, did the whole thing over again, and went to check in at the counter.
and she couldn't find my reservation.
She's like, you're not in the system.
And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah.
And I was like, it's a flight that was supposed to leave yesterday.
Now it's leaving today.
Blah, blah, blah.
I went and got my bag.
I'm trying to recheck my bag back in.
I was like, I have a boarding pass.
And she was like, I can't find you in our system.
She's like, I'm going to have to call a manager.
It took 45 minutes for a freaking manager to come over.
And at this point, like, by the time someone got to me and figured out my shit,
it was like I was not even going to make the flight yeah like it was literally insane and I was
like I just feel like the planet's telling me I just shouldn't go to go yeah it's crazy this is
insane um and so I just kind of like called my manager and we just made the decision that I just
shouldn't go like at this point I probably wasn't even going to make either of the first two shows
and this was kind of like a package deal where I was doing four shows for this one company and
yeah I just I've never in my life like not not not made a show except there was one time
American Airlines. Two years ago, I had to cancel a show in Belmar, New Jersey, because my flight
got canceled. And I was devastated. It was the first time it ever happened. And this, like,
was devastating to me to have to do. But I think it was our decision. I went back to my mom's
and the next day immediately was sick. So that's cool. And I just spent the week trying to like
chill and, you know, recover and all that to say. Like, I am truly so sad that I'm not there.
And I feel so bad for everybody that was, I think it's insane that somebody would go to the festival
just to see me when like Megan Maroney and Whalen Wyatt's on the headline but um on the roster
but if you did go to see me I'm so sorry and I do plan on making it up to you guys my boyfriend
is from Australia I will be coming back often so hopefully we can do something else next year and
make up for it oh well I'm sorry good deed again that plane because that plane was going to crash it
was going to go full lost style it was starting to feel a little crazy and then just because I was
freaking i did a google search and searched my flight number um i usually always like track the
plane even though the app does it they don't tell you the whole truth and i usually use flight
aware to track my flights and i just google search the flight number and the same flight
lax to sydney with the same flight number came up in like a news article from like the same day last
year where the flight took off from lax and had to turn around two hours into the flight because of
a mechanical issue.
Wasn't the flight where someone got diarrhea and it was smelled so bad that they had to turn
it around?
This said mechanical problem.
Yeah, something was wrong with this man's stomach.
I think this one was a plane problem.
So yeah, I was just like, fuck.
I just feel like it's my luck.
I would get on this plane if I even make it.
And we would turn around two hours and four hours in.
And I just got, yeah, I just started to feel like the universe was saying, hey, to sit this
one out.
I'm sorry you didn't make it, but I'm glad you didn't get lost.
Like full, like you plane crash on an island.
And then you're in an alternate universe, and then we have to wait a couple of seasons for you to come back and then Jack dies, you know, L.S. So it's Sawyers there. You know, I don't need to any of that. So I'm just glad that you are fine. And the only thing I'm sad about, but not really because you were sick is that you were in L.A. and you never even called me.
I know. I didn't call anyone because I didn't feel good. And at that point, I'd stayed up till 1.30 a.m. two nights in a row, L.A. time, which is 3.30 national time. My body was just whacked. That's no wonder I'm freaking sick out of it.
Yeah, sorry, I'll have to see you on another time.
You made it to the show, at least this show, which is what's important.
Come on.
You know I was thinking about the other day?
Tell me.
Can you imagine how good human food must taste to dogs?
Can you even imagine what that takes?
Because if you were tried dog food?
I can't say I have enough.
You have it?
Oh, you should always, at least know what you're feeding your animals.
You're eating booze food?
I've tried it.
Yeah.
Shut the fuck up.
No, you have not.
Yes, I am.
I don't fucking believe you.
Well, anyways, I have, it's got no flavor.
And can you imagine, like, the salt umami bomb that they must feel every time they get to eat a piece of bread or a piece of pizza or something?
Well, it would explain why they all hover at my feet when I'm making food.
Yeah, because it's the greatest thing they've ever tasted in their entire life.
It's like heroin, probably.
It's probably like the first time you do heroin, you know, and it feels so good.
And you're like, this is going to be a problem.
I haven't either, but I've heard stories about it.
I imagine dogs eating a piece of pizza is like doing heroin for humans.
That's probably true.
They're just trying to be like, it must be a splice.
Oh, that's so good.
I was thinking about that, how food is like heroin for dogs and that was kind of funny.
You know what's amazing?
Hmm.
The Louvre heist.
Oh, yeah.
I was thinking about being this for Halloween, but everyone's doing it.
Oh, yeah.
Well, like, so you're thinking about being the cop.
No, I was thinking about being the robbers.
Oh, no, you've got to be the cop.
Have you seen the cop?
No, I haven't seen the cop.
Let me show you the cop.
Hold on.
Okay.
This is the man that is the detective on the Louvreheist.
Look what he's wearing.
If this man isn't the best motherfucking dress guy I've ever seen in my entire life,
I don't know who is.
I mean, he's got the waistcoat with the jacket, with the trench over it.
The fucking Indiana Jones hat, a sick-ass umbrella.
That's like, I don't even know.
know a chevron or a herringbone um this motherfucker first of all if this isn't a guy out of like
some dan brown novel i don't know who is dude that's true this guy straight from the
motherfuckinche code look at how old is this guy he looks kind of young who knows but you know what
he's fucking gonna solve this crime and he's gonna is he yes and he's also gonna fuck some chick
at some point you know like that's like a part of it or something like maybe he's maybe was a part
of it, you know? And it's going to be an amazing ending. And I can't wait to watch the Made for
TV series on HBO because this guy's awesome. Also, listen, I know we shouldn't be in support
of robbery. I get it. No, we should not. But you know what? I kind of like it. I kind of
like that there was a heist. I feel like we need. I'm sure you do. We need more heists in the world.
You know, we get teased in Hollywood that all these things are getting robbed, you know? That
Danny Ocean is coming by
and he's gonna steal all your shit
but it never really happens
Well it did one time bling ring
Another one I'm happy that happened
There's a lot of people who you know
A lot of Hollywood elites
Oh my God
But we need more heist dude
Fucking roll the dice
We need more bank robbery too
Did you guys get robbed kind of recently?
That's different
That's a because that's a break end of our house
No one lives to Louve
That's what the bling ring was
I know okay fine I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
I said with the bling or anything,
but it was like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian,
of which I do not care about.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Sure.
But yes,
that's terrible.
But also it was their friends,
wasn't it?
No.
Oh,
I thought it was their friends
that came over to parties
and would steal shit.
Did you not watch the,
like the documentary about that?
No.
But we're getting off,
we're getting off track.
It was so good.
We're talking about heists.
And we're talking,
and you know what else we need more of?
It's going to be controversial,
clip it guys we need more bank robberies what's happening i felt like there'll be so many more bank robberies
in my life i think i've only heard of like three well i think it got harder to rob banks am i wrong
i know we got to loosen up the thing we got to figure out a way for people to get back in it
i'm always surprised people don't rob the armored cars yeah like when they're getting in and out
when they're putting the money in and out and the doors open i'm so surprised like that movie
the town with Ben Affleck?
Great movie.
Great movie, by the way.
I love that we're living in a world right now where there's a heist and also like a bad
one too.
Like they left so much DNA there.
Ocean's 11.
They would have some guy in there making sure that those cameras were off, all right?
And then there be another guy in there being like, we got to wear the gloves, dude,
or we got to leave a bunch of maybe they left the DNA of other people there to throw
people off the scent.
I don't know if they found the people who did this.
I don't give a shit, all right?
I want them to be free.
But if they can't be free, I want that fucking detective.
Oh, my God.
To have sex with the hot assistant detective or whoever and to catch them, you know?
Yeah.
I love that.
I love that you're into this.
I love a heist.
I love saying the word heist.
Heist is a good word.
Yeah.
I just like we just need more heists in the world.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Should we show the show?
We should.
Mear you.
I'm going to get to you.
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Spooky seasons upon us?
It is.
You know what you're going to be?
No.
Well, I wasn't going to be here, remember?
I was going to be in Australia.
And so I didn't really have a costume planned.
And now I'm doing freaking last minute shit, trying to figure it out.
I know.
It's a lot of pressure.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I'm going to go to my brothers.
Sarah's in New York.
We usually do Halloween together.
How come, like, men do that.
They're like, well, if I'm not going to do the couple's costume, then I'm going to go.
Well, she wants to do, okay, she has this idea.
And I'm like, I don't know, like.
If it will work.
She wants to do the, since we're a long distance,
she wanted us to, you know how like a tree houses?
Kids had like a cup with a string and you pulled it tight and then you could talk to somebody.
So she wanted us to both be the cup, I guess.
Okay.
Because she was like, so then we can put it together.
We go like, where you take a picture or not take a picture and we put it together.
And then that can be our, you know, Instagram picture.
I kind of like it.
I know.
But I was like, but how do you explain?
So is the cup, am I in the cup?
I think you're in the cup.
So, but then how do I hear what's coming through the cup if I'm the cup?
You don't.
You're just the cup and there's a string coming out this side.
And then Sarah's has a string coming out the other side.
And then when you take a picture, it'll look like it's connected.
And then we go sideways?
Yeah.
Is this a good idea?
I kind of like it.
Do you?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll do it.
I'll be a trash can.
with a tampon string hanging out, I guess, you know?
I mean, yeah, it could look like that for sure.
It's 100% going to look like it's going to look like a heavy flow tampon.
Because it's going to be probably red too because of red solo cup.
All right, if things go poorly, it'll also double as a tampon.
Which also could be funny.
By the way, I dressed up as a tampon for Halloween one year.
Not smart.
No.
No, some girl in Nashville poured a beer on my head.
Why because she was offended?
I think so.
But I don't, I mean, it's a natural thing that everyone has to deal with.
And I thought I was going to find.
Not everyone. Women.
That's true.
Men get away out.
They're out here with no fucking anything.
We have to pee with boners sometimes.
That's not easy to do.
I know.
You got to kind of like bend it down a little bit or just like try to go for the lob shot.
It's not easy.
What a tragedy.
So anyways, yeah.
some girl got really upset.
I don't know.
I might have said something.
I'm not sure.
You probably said something offensive.
No, but she hated that I was wearing that.
She thought it was like really sexist or whatever,
which I'm sure it was.
But also,
I was like 20.
Right.
Also, I thought it was hilarious.
I still think it's hilarious.
I'm not hilarious, but a good costume.
Do we have any photos laying around that we could post for the,
I don't think so.
For the Y of tears?
I don't even know if I want that out there, you know?
I would like it out there.
I don't know.
Listen, I don't need to be canceled.
Okay.
You know, okay, well, you know what Matt wants us to do?
What?
He wants us to be Lana Del Rey and the alligator boat captain.
That's pretty funny.
It is funny, but it's literally, it's zero effort for him because he looks like that guy.
He is that.
He's going to wear camo and like dorky gas station glasses.
That's what he wears every day.
So I'm like, this is literally no effort for you.
Well, then flip it.
You be the fucking alligator captain.
That's what we should do.
Yeah.
Oh, he's going to hate that.
I know.
Welcome to the United States, bitch.
All right.
That's what you got to do if you're going to be celebrating Halloween.
I would have to get a fucking wig.
I would have to, no.
It's too much ever and not enough payoff.
Like if I'm going like wig status for Halloween,
I want like full face makeup.
I want to be a fucking character, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we figured it out.
I found this video online that made me laugh a lot and I just wanted to play it.
It's just about spooky season and pumpkins.
Okay.
A lot of pumpkins.
Bitches had honor and the little pumpkins, you see the candy, you see the Halloween pumpkins, you see people decorating their pumpkins, all these symbols of death.
You know, there are people out there who don't just celebrate Halloween with trick-or-treat candy.
This is a religious holiday to them, and they are taking innocent human life.
I can't say, go ahead and have Halloween pumpkins.
It doesn't matter if you're participating in Halloween.
Even if you're not a Satanist, you know, if it's just pumpkins, it makes me sick.
Horrible demonic pumpkins.
I think it's quite ironic.
Puncan, errone.
Man, who is that?
I don't know, but I'm never not going to call pumpkins pumpkins from here on out.
Pumpkins, it's just pumpkins and you're carving pumpkins, and it's evil and demonic and, you know, the pumpkins.
It's so funny.
Yeah.
I really enjoyed that.
I did, I did.
Do you have favorite things?
Since you haven't been able to travel,
you probably had a lot of time to watch or listen to things.
I watched some things.
I'm going to kick her off with...
Do you remember the book, The Woman in Cabin Ten?
Yeah, I read it, and then I watched it.
Oh, you did?
Well, I watched like half of it,
and it was different from the book,
and it was kind of annoying me.
You didn't finish it.
I didn't finish it.
I fell asleep.
Okay, well, now it's a movie on Netflix,
starring Kira Knightley, who I fucking love.
Who doesn't love Kira Niley?
It's been so long since I've read the book
that in the beginning of the movie,
I was like, oh, I don't even really remember what happened.
And that could be a good thing for this.
And at the first, I really liked it.
But like, spoiler alert,
I guess if you haven't seen it and you're going to watch it,
maybe let's fast forward 60 seconds here while we discuss.
But the minute I saw the blonde fucking ponytail
where she sees somebody,
Maybe I miraculously remembered the book, but to me it just seemed like so fucking obvious who the killer was.
And to me, like, I just, it was too easy to guess.
Like, there wasn't, I don't know.
What do you think?
I didn't finish it, but I feel like it was different from the book from what I remember, and that was starting to annoy me.
A travel writer stumbles upon a gruesome secret while traveling abroad a luxury cruise ship.
The Woman in Kevin Ten on Netflix starring Kira Knightley, Guy Pearce, and David Ajala.
Good cast.
I'm going to ask Chat, GPD.
It is a good cast.
Oh, it says they make significant changes.
I told you.
Major differences.
In the book, Lowe is a travel writer with a fragile psychological state recovering from a home invasion break-in.
But in the movie, she was having weird flashbacks.
of drowning or something right she uses alcohol and antidepressants the story plays with
other she's reliable narrator in the movie low is more of a serious investigative journalist
the home break-in is replaced with the work trauma backstory and the story doesn't question
her perception so much okay that's not that different in the book low has a boyfriend named
judah in the movie that character is removed and she is shown as single or at least without
a partner at all okay that doesn't seem really to matter to me either in the book the woman who is
Cabin 10, Carrie, is involved in an affair and impersonates the wife for murky motives.
In the movie, Carrie is hired by the yacht owner to impersonate the wife for a Will Estate
motive. The affair aspect is changed. The climax and resolution differ quite a bit. The movie
opts for a more visual, dramatic showdown, and clear fates from characters. The book is more
ambiguous and internal. So I guess the whole Will Estate motive wasn't even in the book,
but there was a Carrie, and there was a woman in Cabin 10. Yeah. Who was impersonating the
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sick and your voice sounds like this you just end up sounding like your sister oh yeah
sorry can you sing us a song no no no i only watch half of it then i fell asleep it was
i didn't fall asleep because i was bored i fell asleep because i put it on at night and then that's just
what happens to yeah well i think if you have not read the book i feel like this movie would be
pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I think if you've read the book, you're going to feel like nothing was that surprising
because you already know the story.
Did you finish task?
I sure did.
It's so funny because was it last week where I was like, oh, yeah, it was so good,
watching the finale, blah, blah.
And then you texted me this week and said, there's one more episode.
And I had just seen that and, like, literally right when you texted me.
So I apologize, guys.
Yeah.
I had not finished the series last week.
Like at the end of like episode seven or whatever, there is no resolution to a lot of stuff.
The fact that you thought that it was over.
Well, I just thought they were going to do a season two.
Like, there was enough resolution that I just assumed they were going to leave us hang in for season two, which would have been a little genius.
But I guess they wanted to wrap up Robbie's storyline.
Yeah.
And if they do a season two, I imagine it'll be more so about the niece.
Or like a prequel.
Oh, yeah, or that.
That would be sick, actually.
To see why, you know, the brother.
they're getting killed and like the more like the intricacies of that i think is one of the
best pieces of acting i've seen in a long time in mark ruffalo not to like spoil it or whatever
there's a scene at the end where he's having to give a speech on behalf of his adopted son at
trial there's a lot of good actors out there but then there are some that are just like on a
different level of like fuck and for some reason somehow he taps into this in this one scene
where I was just bawling, crying, and I was like, oh, my God.
Like, the whole thing was good.
Like, his acting was great.
Like, his character arc is fantastic.
It's punctuated so well at the end of this thing.
And it's such good writing, too.
I just walked away being like, what an amazing series
and what an amazing actor Mark Ruffalo is.
Yeah.
I mean, I've been saying the whole time, I think it's the best show I've seen in years.
Yeah.
I love it.
I got to think it's going to win a bunch of stuff.
But there is so much stuff about to come out that everyone is.
like really, really excited about.
That's true.
I knew who else I thought was just fucking awesome was the girl that played his niece.
I thought she was amazing.
You know she's like British or Irish or Australia.
She's not American.
No, I didn't know that.
That makes me more depressed.
And having to do like a suburban Philly accent is like not easy.
No.
If you haven't seen TASC, I mean, like, I don't, I'm not telling anything that you
don't probably already know, but HBO Max.
What are you doing, dude?
The other thing that I watched that I love.
House of Dynamite. Have you seen that?
No, what is that? Wait, is that the movie? A movie?
Yes.
Is it, Rebecca Ferguson from Silo?
Who else is it? What, who else is it?
Idris Elba. Oh, no, what is this? I don't know this.
Oh, my God. It's so freaking good. Jared Harris, Anthony Ramos,
what's it called? Jason Clark, who is in another show I'm about to talk about in a bit.
It's called a House of Dynamite.
When a single unattributed missile is launched at the United States, a race begins to determine who is responsible and how to respond.
A House of Dynamite starring Idris Elba, Rebecca Ferguson, and Gabriel Basso on Netflix now.
Uh, dude, so good.
So it starts out.
So, like, Rebecca Ferguson, she, like, works at, like, Central Defense in the White House or whatever.
The Situation Room.
It starts with, like, her going to work at, like, three in the morning.
Then there's also, it also cuts to, like, in Alaska where we have, like, these, like, missile defense bases where we can, like, shoot missiles down and shit.
And she's meet some of them and, like, that storyline.
And it starts with, we don't know where this came from, but there is a nuclear missile coming towards us and it's going, like, suborbital.
It's looking like it's coming for the continental United States.
And it's, like, to 70% looks like it's going for Chicago.
it's terrifying because it's like so easily it could happen to us.
Like it's a horror film because it's like this could totally happen to us.
Or it probably happens all the time and we don't even know it.
Yeah.
But anyways, I won't spoil it, but we try to shoot it down and like that doesn't work.
And then it's like, what do we do?
You're going to lose Chicago.
And then like, do you respond?
You have to respond, right?
Or we're going to seem weak or can we seem on the back foot.
But we also were like to who is it?
Is it Russia?
Is it Syria?
Is it North Korea?
Like, we don't know, you know?
So good.
Wow.
So good.
I love that cast, so I'm excited about that.
It's just scary.
Very.
Well, I was getting confused for some reason I thought you were talking about this movie on Apple that we started last night.
It's called The Highest to Lowest.
Oh, what's that?
It's a movie.
Denzel Washington is the lead.
A. SEProcky is also in it, which is kind of crazy.
I think it's a Spike Lee movie.
It is.
It's interesting.
It says thriller, you know, on the thing.
And the way it starts, you're kind of like, wait, am I watching the right movie?
Yeah.
What about this is a thriller?
And then like 20 minutes or so in, you think you're watching this movie about like this record executive at a record label and like the insounds of the label and things.
And then all of a sudden it like switches and all of a sudden it's a thriller.
It's really crazy.
Is it good crazy or weird crazy?
We didn't finish it last time.
We were both too tired.
But I feel like it's going to be maybe good.
Would Denzel Washington sign up for something that's bad?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I don't think so either.
The cast is amazing.
When a Titan music mogul is targeted with a ransom plot,
he's jammed up in a life or death moral dilemma,
highest to lowest,
starring Denzel Washington.
Aubrey Joseph, Jeffrey Wright.
Jeffrey Wright was the guy who was in Westworld.
Is that what I've seen him in?
I couldn't place him.
Yeah, I mean, he's been a lot of stuff,
but Westworld was like his big.
But anyway, yeah, it's, I think it'll be good.
Very different from like anything else that's, that we're watching right now.
Oh, check it out.
So, yeah.
Have you watched Murdaugh death in the family?
I have not.
Okay.
This is a very Wells.
I mean, this is a very Wells one.
I do love murder.
And heists and bank Robert.
No, I love the Murdoch store.
Like the all, I watched every documentary about it.
Wow.
Like these South Carolina.
a fucks can't stand them they're so easy to hate you know they're such great villains they're redheads
you know you can't trust them but i almost wonder if we've hit critical mass with this story
where i'm like okay i i know the story in and out and i know like what you guys are changing
about it because i watched seven documentaries about this fucking family but i will say the actors
look exactly like the people really exactly i love when they do that i mean the cast is insane
Sarah and I were watching it and we're like
Everyone must have wanted to do this story
You know, like when it first broke
I'm sure every agent was like
Do you want to do this? And I'm sure everyone was like
Yes, because it was such a crazy story
At least that's what it seems like with the cast
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Murdaa death in the family
on Hulu. I don't think it's done yet. I was caught up where I was like, when are we getting to the part where he like said has his buddy try to shoot him in the head? You know? Spoiler. Sorry. But listen to this cast, dude. So you've got Jason Clark who's been in like everything. And then Patricia Arquette plays the wife. Gerald McRaney who's been in a lot of stuff. Kathleen Willa Hoyt, who was in Gilmore Girls. The grandfather's an actor. Anyways, it's just an insane lookalike cast.
But I don't know, you know, if you like the Murdaugh stories, then go watch it.
If you haven't seen all of the documentaries, then go watch it.
But if you have seen that stuff, oh, B. Snow's in it.
She plays the, Brittany Snow plays the, yeah, she's the reporter.
I love her. I know.
She, like, looks fucking amazing right now.
I don't know what she's doing, but I need to be doing whatever she's doing.
I don't know, but whatever she's doing, Bradley Cooper needs to go try to do that because I don't know what's happening with him.
Looks like you got a facelift.
Guys, when are you going to figure it out?
Be George Clooney, dude.
Just fucking age.
Yeah.
Just age.
And if you are going to get a facelift, like if you're that determined, don't leave the house until it's settled.
Yeah.
Just don't.
But also, let's stop injecting shit into our cheeks.
I feel like he also did that.
He's a handsome guy.
But also, you don't need a facelisk because you don't need to go get parts for a 25-year-old.
And now it's weird for you to get a part as a 45-year-old because you're not.
your face looked fucking weird just age dude and if you're wear a wig or whatever if that's
happening yeah i just you know he's dating giji hadid and i just can't believe that she wasn't
like um this is not a good idea well i think there's just so many doctors who were like they
point out some little thing that like this is going to change everything and then it doesn't yeah
but then you see the people like Kardashians or or at least Chris Kardashian or being rumored that
Emma Stone had, and she looks amazing.
That's the thing is like, like celebrities have access to the top doctors, like the best
of the best.
And then sometimes like we'll go and get fucked up.
Like I just don't get it.
It's like if anybody in that's a celebrity, I feel like, if you wanted to call Chris Dinner,
you can probably get her number.
And you got it.
You should call Chris dinner and ask who did hers because she does look great.
Or like get your people to call her people to be like, who she is.
We won't tell anybody, but we need to go use it.
Then also like, I don't know if it's just photo.
editing because it might be that I know you can't hard to tell these days anyways
Bradley Cooper dude what'd you do to your face come on dude grow up to be a man just be an
old man it's fine I pulled my back out you know you know okay the last one that I've got
I hate to give this a ding because it was rage bait documentary material oh have you
seen the perfect neighbor no I have not oh my I watched the
trailer. Okay. So it's a documentary style. It's basically all body cam from police officers. And it's
about this Karen, a white older woman who lives in a predominantly African American community.
But there are some white kids there too. And behind her house, the lot next door is just like this
grass lawn or whatever that she doesn't own or all the kids in the neighborhood come and play
football there she keeps calling the cops on these kids you know then the kids are being kids and
start calling her karen and start like you know like throwing stuff on her lawn or whatever the cops
have to keep coming out because this crazy bitch keeps calling cops on them i mean it's hilarious like
there's like this like one little spunky girl who's always got a barbie in her hand she's like
that lady crazy she always calling a cops on us she crazy and it's like yeah this bitch is
crazy anyways pure unbridled rage bait what ends up happening and this fucking bitch you
You hate her so much.
Oh, they're just kids, man.
And that's actually one of the problems with the world.
They even say it.
Some of the parents are like, if I'm being honest with you,
I'm much rather than me playing outside than sitting on their phones on TikTok or on Snapchat.
And the cops are like, yeah, I fucking agree.
And also this bitch doesn't own this land.
Anyways, what ends up happening is so messed up and really, really sad and so heartbreaking for this family.
And anyways, you need to watch it.
Yeah, it's a must watch, huh?
Must.
If you want to be angry about society and the world.
Okay.
But like, there's also a part of me that's like, I'm annoyed that cops are at some point turning and being like, bitch, you need to stop.
They're kids.
They're allowed to play in the streets.
Like, this is crazy.
Also, if you don't like this neighborhood, if it's a little too urban for you, fucking move, dude.
Get out of here.
And the sad thing is, is that, like, yeah, it is an urban neighborhood, but they're all cute.
kids and they all are playing with one another
like it's like kind of like this bygone era
of like what like sandlot kids you know
yeah oh it's not like they're like gang bangers
and like selling drugs it was just really frustrating
but freaking good and cautionary tale
okay check it out okay we'll do but first
I need to catch up on love is blind
because I think the season's over and apparently there is some serious
controversial shit going down
at the end of the season and I need to know what that is
so I will be finishing that this week
Okay. I got a lot of stuff on my little docket that I got to be watching.
Oh, really?
Derry, new Stephen King show that's going to be on HBO.
It's taking the Sunday night plot, and Alexander Scarsguard is reprising his role of it,
which is exciting, and I love all things Stephen King.
Nobody wants this.
Is back for season two.
Oh, I've already started that one.
I'm waiting for one battle after another to come to rent it, because I'm going to watch that one.
I'm really excited about that.
Oh, Pluribus?
From the creator of Breaking Bad, starring Reyes Seahorn, coming November 7th to Apple Plus.
The most miserable person on earth must save the world from happiness.
One, it's Apple Plus.
I think it's to be great.
Obviously, the creator of Breaking Bad Doesn't make bad stuff.
And then also, I put Sarah on tape for this show, so I know what happens.
Whoa.
And I was like, when we were doing it, I was like, this looks awesome.
Like, I want you to get.
get this. This looks awesome. So anyways,
pluribus, Apple TV, but it's not
out until the 7th of November.
Well, that's like next week.
Yeah. So anyways, those are the things
that I've got coming up.
Cool. I'll be looking forward to your Halloween post.
I know, I've got to figure that out. We think I should
buy a trash can, cut holes in it? Yeah.
Probably good idea. Are you going to spray paint
it white? I don't know. I mean, like, to be honest with you,
I feel like they also used to be tin cans.
Yeah, tin cans, yeah. So maybe I'd make it like a
tin can situation?
you could do that
and that's just getting a trash can
it is how do you cut a hole in that
I don't I'm with a drill
Matt can do it I bet
I mean I can do it too
my problem is that Sarah can't do it
she's in New York
how's she gonna do it
Drew
but anyways
I bet she can call a TaskRabbit to do it
don't trust TaskRabbit
I once they were supposed to hang
a TV for me
they fucking bailed on me three times
and I didn't have me to do
with my brother-in-law
My mom has great luck with it
it's because look at her
Of course they want to come rabbit her task, you know?
They do.
Who doesn't want a rabbit tish's task?
That's true.
But we can't now because Dom is around, but...
This is true.
This is true.
All right.
Well, I'm excited to see Matt be...
Lana Del Rey.
Lana Del Rey.
We'll see about that.
Yeah.
We're going out on Beware the pumpkins.
Watch out.
Spooky season.
YF2 years.
We love you.
Beware the punkins.
It's your reaction when you see Halloween celebrated.
Whenever Halloween time starts coming around, you see the pumpkins, see the mother with her little girl,
putting the witch's hat on her, and the little pumpkins.
You see the candy, you see the Halloween pumpkins, you see people decorating their pumpkins,
all these symbols of death.
You know, there are people out there who don't just celebrate Halloween with trick-or-treat candy.
This is a religious holiday to them.
are taking innocent human life. I can't say go ahead and have Halloween pumpkins. It doesn't matter
if you're participating in Halloween, even if you're not a Satanist. You know, if it's just
pumpkins, it makes me sick. Horrible demonic pumpkins. I think it's quite ironic.
Punkins, pumpkins. All right. Literally insane. You guys have a good Halloween, a happy Halloween
and watch out for the pumpkins.
Oh my God.
And we'll see you later.
See you later.
Bye.
Bye.
