Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Heart of a Champion

Episode Date: October 23, 2019

This week on YFT, Brandi is planning her November 1st Halloween party and celebrating her “horse-showed” win, while Wells is getting ready to go garden party chic for his engagement party and excited about the start of beanie season. Brandi took home the blue ribbon this week after a two-year horse-showing hiatus, though in all fairness, she was competing against a child. Wells attended Jesse Tyler Ferguson's birthday where he got to hang out with Chrissy Teigen who, by the way, knows him from the internet... looks like he’s officially made it, YFTers. Brandi gives Wells a quick lesson on pesticides leading to a profound realization and the hosts reveal their new fave shows and movies from the past week. Wells and Brandi discuss the spelling of plaid, the possibility that a drug dealer left Wells a voicemail, and which word to emphasize when saying Jimmy Eat World. Also, are people offended by pumpkin herpes? All this and more on this week’s episode. Thanks to our awesome sponsors. Check out these deals for our YFT-ers! BEAUTY COUNTER– Get 10% off your order at BeautyCounter.com with promo code YFT BILLIE– Go to MyBillie.com/YFT for 10% off your razor

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bringing the horses in and getting their stalls clean so they don't have to stand out in the storm. And now I'm just waiting for it to happen. Riveting stuff. Man. How was your week? It was good. I horse showed this week. Oh yeah. I saw you won something. I won some things. Yeah. I haven't horse showed in like two years and the horse I rode also hasn't horse showed in two years. Wait, hold on. That's what's called horse showed? I horse showed? I'm like dumbing it down for you.

But like people in the equestrian world are like, yeah, I got to go horse showed. I went horse showed. I got to go horse show. I got to go horse. It's not like, hey, I'm going to a horse show or I won a horse show. Well, you didn't win the whole show. You won. I won my division.

Loser. Why didn't you win the whole thing? Why didn't you win the whole thing? Why didn't you win the horse showed? That's not a thing. You can't win the whole horse showed? No, you can't win the whole horse show. It's like there's specific classes. And then if you do at least, I think, I think you have to do at least two classes in a division,

maybe three to be champion or reserve of the whole division. But there's like tons of divisions in the horse show. What division are you in? The horse showed. Not a horse showed. That's what you kept saying. I went and horse showed this weekend. That's, well, that's the verb version.

You're using it as a noun and it's wrong. What division are you in? Anyway, my horse had an injury and he's been off for two years and i haven't showed for two years so we just did the little baby two foot division which neither one of us had any business being in and i truly honestly felt bad even being in the division because obviously we won oh my god is this for kids you were in the kids? I did the division where you're either a beginner rider. Like there was a kid on a pony. Oh my God.

Or it's for people with young baby horses that are learning. But my horse was injured and I can't jump big jumps yet. And so we're trying to bring him back real slow and we needed to do the two foot. So that's what we did. Dude, you are the Cuban team in the Little League World Series. What does that mean? Where all the boys are like 45, but there's no documentation of it to prove that they are that old. And so everyone's like, well, I guess, yeah, they can play.

Yeah, that was me this week. Oh, my God. Well, way to go and beat a bunch of kids. There was only one kid. Well, that kid's a fucking loser. I felt bad for that kid. I was like, man, this poor kid. Like, all kid's a fucking loser. I felt bad for that kid. I was like, man, this poor kid. Like, all this kid cares about is a blue ribbon.

And I really don't care about the ribbon at all. But I'm going to get it. And I felt bad. You're going to get that ribbon. Do you got like a trophy case of ribbons somewhere that I need to see? I only keep the blue ones as of now. Blue. Oh, you only keep that.

That's first place, huh? Yeah. I only keep the first place ribbon. What are the other colors? First is blue. as of now. Blue. Oh, you only keep that. That's first place, huh? Yeah. I only keep the first place ribbon. What are the other colors? First is blue. Second is red. Third is yellow. Fourth is white.

Fifth is pink. Sixth is green. Seventh is purple. Eighth is brown. Ninth is silver. Tenth is baby pink. They should have tenth be brown because you did a shitty job. Because I actually like the baby pink ribbon.

It's really pretty. And I like the baby blue ribbon. It's really pretty. And I like the baby blue ribbon. They're pretty. I wish they made those like the top ones. What do you do after horse showed? Do you like sit around drinking like Pim's cups and eating tiny sandwiches and talking about the economy? Like what happens there? No, everyone at my barn drinks beer.

Oh. Everyone's like cracking beer after they show. I don't drink beer, so I don't drink anything. Yeah. It's not like that fancy. Not, not the ones I go to anyway.

Have you ever been to a polo match? I've been to one and it was actually pretty freaking cool. I desperately would like to do that. I feel like it's much more hoity toity than what I do. That's what I'm saying. I want to do hoity toity, you know? Yeah.

I want to walk out in the field and do the thing that Julia Roberts did where she sticks her heel in the grass to fix the divots. I don't know. You're going to wear heels? Yeah. That's what you do there, right? Sure. You got to show off the legs and the calves. Well, congratulations

that winning that blue ribbon. Yeah, thank you. I mean, I didn't really care about winning. I just wanted my horse to go get around and be sound, and he felt great. I guess that makes sense. When Paps won the blue ribbon award in like the turn of the century for best beer, that made that the best beer.

So I guess blue ribbon universally is known as the greatest. Oh, totally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. What'd you do this week? Besides start wearing beanies. Are you so thrilled?

It's beanie season. Yeah, it's more, I'm more thrilled that it's leather jacket season. Ah. Is it leather jacket season in LA though? Yeah, kind of. Like we went to a couple birthday parties

over the week. Yes, I got to wear a leather jacket and it didn't seem weird, you know? Yeah. Were you sweating or? Not at all. And I was wearing a beanie too. I was doing great. What? Oh, you were probably just so happy. I was just in my L. I don't know why I shortened element, but I did. Why'd you do that? I don't know why. I don't know. I'm sweating now. I'm not sure. We went to Sarahah's friend ashley her birthday party and then a couple nights ago we went to jesse tyler ferguson's birthday and a lot of a lot of people are being born and it's annoying because i gotta do things but the jesse's party was cool because i got to

hang out with chrissy teigen no yep did you love that? Well, she was cool. Like she came up like Sarah knows her because Sarah did the dancing, the dance off show that I did with Ben, but whatever. And so they were talking and then she was like, oh, hey, I know you from the internet and like gave me a hug. And I was like, interesting. You're like, I'm officially internet famous. I made it. And I didn't have the heart to be like we have actually met on

it's like the dance off what's it called um i was on it lip sync battle lip sync battle jesus christ yeah i didn't have the heart to be like actually i met you on lip sync battle because when i met her on lip sync battle what i said to her was hey i'm wells and she goes hey you know big fan of paradise and i said uh and i quote i'm a big fan of your twitter account wow you would i just froze up so anyways i got to hang out with her she was very sweet and nice and then she bailed and then you know like sofia vagara was there and i'm gonna post a picture later today so when this comes out it'll be up but we did like this big like group shot where like there was a camera guy there. And then like I think it's Jesse's husband, Justin, is like taking a selfie. And so we're all like looking at the phone.

And then Sofia Vergara and her husband, Joe, are like, no, no, no, no. That's not how you selfie. And they're looking straight into the actual like the professional camera. And I was like, whoa, these motherfuckers. We're selfie-ing in 2019. They're selfie-ing in 3019. Whole new world. Also, her husband, Joe, is so tall.

He's so hot. Also very good looking. I agree. But he's like, I would say he's like 6'6", 6'7". He's pretty tall. Really tall. Is she short? Not really.

No, she's tall, right? I'd say like 5'7", 5'8". Yeah. So anyways, that was really fun. So happy birthday to Jesse Tyler Ferguson. And yesterday I went and did some day drinking with my bro and watched some football. And I think I'm going to stop drinking for like a month. I'm going to try to do that.

Really? Yeah, I'm going to try to do it. Interesting. I need to lose some. Why? I need to lose some elves, know you think i think i think it's time interesting okay i don't know we'll see i don't know that's probably i probably will drink tonight to be honest with you that's what i i've assumed because sarah is playing uh the bowl

tonight with what yeah she's uh that's a big deal the joe bros are there so then uh jordan mcgraw is opening up and then sarah's doing song with them. So that'll be fun. That's amazing. Yeah, dude. We should start the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it me? I think it's you.

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Here we goes. We're going horse showed. I hate you. No, you don't. You got any fave things, bro things bro i do bruh okay okay so ben higgins is the one told me to watch this movie it's a typical ben movie yeah have you seen the biggest little farm no it sounds like a family comedy on lifetime it does sound like that it's actually a documentary.

Oh, okay. And it's won a ton of things. I don't know. It all pops up at the beginning of the movie. Yeah. A bunch of film festival stuff. And so it's a documentary about this couple that are from California. They were living in like this teeny tiny apartment

in Santa Monica. And they rescued a dog. The woman is a chef. And I think like her dream was to someday like have her own farm and raise her own food to cook with, I think, I believe. Okay. But it was like this dream. And then they rescued this dog. And this dog is like not adapting to apartment living.

And they get kicked out of the apartment. And they're like, well, there's no time like now to do our dream and go live on a farm. So they have zero experience. They buy land up in – I it was moore park it's like a little further north in california and you buy this land that's just land and it and then over the span of like seven years they turned it into this massive farm that's producing all kinds of crops and they have animals and all kinds of stuff but it takes you kind of through like the ups and downs and trials and everything of trying to get this farm up and going and learning how to do it.

Very cute. Lots of cute animals. A couple of sad stuff goes on during the movie, which I'm sure is why Ben loved it. So he could cry. But I really, I really liked it. Like if you like animals at all,

I think it's worth a watch. Like it's, it's very interesting. And you do, you do learn a lot. Like one of the coolest parts for me was seeing how animals or farm of any kind like there's always like pests right like coyotes and pest i didn't know as a pest is a snail like destroys crops like they and they and when their crops start flourishing then all these pests kind of start flourishing and they

they figure out ways to make the pests work for them instead of against them, which is really, really cool. I don't know. It was pretty neat. So it's organic. Yes. Yeah, because they were like with all the pests, they were like, well, we could spray it with pesticides. And they're like, no, we're not doing that, you know. And it is also very eye opening of why I think America has got grown so accustomed to just like using pesticides

because it's the easy way out. I mean, it seems very difficult to raise crops and do the organic farm thing without having to use them. This is going to sound so stupid, but I just now realized why pesticides are called pesticides because they're trying to get rid of pests. Exactly. See, we're teaching people things here at YFT.

So, asides means death. Sure. What's it called? The Biggest Little Farm? The Biggest Little Farm. Starring, like, Nathan Lane. It's such a Lifetime fucking movie. It sounds like it.

Starring Elizabeth Shue and Nathanathan lane they go start a farm together it's beautiful friends become enemies and enemy becomes friends and eventually they fall in love nah no you know what else one of my favorite things is okay yeah go did you see my mug yeah it looks like a skeleton's hand holding it is it cool it is pretty cool. I freaking love Halloween. Dude, you know who loves Halloween more than you? No one. Vanessa Hudgens. Do you follow her?

No. She posts so much Halloween content. And half of it's like not even her in the picture. Huh. She is a dark soul. She is definitely like all Hallow's Eve. Look, do you see it? Most of her feet is like black and white.

I know. But it's only like this during Halloween. Oh, interesting. I love it. I've really been like on Halloween train this week, like ordering things for my party that you're not coming to and that you're really going to have FOMO about not being at this party. I'm telling you right now.

Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. I was just in Nashville. I can't go back. Yeah, you can. Can we talk about Nashville International Airport real quick? It's really gone downhill. Let's just stop pretending that you're London or Paris.

It doesn't need to cost seven7 million to fly to you. I'm sorry. Pump the brakes, okay? Did you do that flight? Yeah, we just flew out there and it was so expensive. It was more expensive for Sarah and I to go to Nashville than it is for us to go to New York City. Oh, for sure.

I don't know who you think you are, Nashville. All right? Yeah. You're the bachelorette capital of the world, all right? You're effectively lush, drunk chicks running around town saying, play me Luke Combs, okay? Let me pump the brakes on you thinking that you're that great. I can't believe you even know who Luke Combs is.

That was the first country singer I've talked to in my head. Oh, my God. Here's my issue with the National Airport. Okay, it's expanding, right? They like adding on and building new things and whatever and in theory you would think that improves the airport it has made it so horrible like everything i loved about the national airport i hate now like it used to be so easy to park and go in and it used to be so easy to uber from the airport because you just walk downstairs and walk right out the door. And I have to walk like a freaking mile to get to where the Uber

pickup is. It's just a nightmare. I tried to go inside. I think I ranted about this once. I tried to go in to pick up Reinhardt and I had to park so far away that I take a freaking shuttle just to go and pick him up. It was so absurd. It's every airport. I feel like they're making it so difficult for us to get in Ubers and get with the Times airports. I don't care that you probably have some sort of union deal with taxis. We're all using Ubers. All right. Yeah, let's look.

I need my Uber pickup to be at the fucking terminal at this point. I don't need to go downstairs, then come back upstairs, then go find letter B seven miles away. No, thank you. Also, who in the world pays $30 a day for parking? People do it because it's always full. You know, it's like $35 a day to park at any airport. I will say this. You ever done the valet at the airport?

No, because it's $35. And if you're on a one day, like there are a lot of trips I would do where it would be like there and back, like one day trips and I'd valet it. Didn't hate it. I never leave for a day. But second of all, like, OK, it's 35 to valet and then it's like 28 to park and self parking. It's like so expensive no matter what you do. And people do it.

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It was kind of funny because it was a guy, they were throwing a baseball to a guy that was supposed to swing and hit it and the baseball would explode and it would be either pink or blue. But the guy couldn't fucking hit it and he swung and missed like seven million times and it was so funny.

And then finally he was like in anger, picked it up and like threw it down and then it popped and it was all blue and everyone was very excited. Can we talk about like how is no one talking about this? Every gender reveal party, people only want to have a boy. Well, yeah, because boys are better. I know.

Like no one is excited when they see that pink smoke. And I feel so bad. Do you? Everyone should be excited, but no one's excited for the pink smoke. They only want the blue smoke. That's weird. Yeah, I don't know. I just think boys are so much easier.

Really? Yeah. And they're way more fun to dress and it's way more fun to go to t-ball games instead of having to go sit at freaking ballet class or go horse showed boys horse show. Do they? Yeah. Professional writers are men. Really? Yeah. The kid you beat this weekend. Was he a boy?

The kid was a girl, but there was a professional writer in my division and he was a dude. Yeah. Anyways, I just feel like gender, it's like a party where like there's a 50% chance someone's going to be upset. Oh, for sure.

You know? I think it's, I mean, it is 50-50, but pretty high risk. Yeah. Don't you think, don't you think we're very close to being able

to pick what gender our kid is? Well, you can if you do like artificial insemination. Yeah, see, I feel like this is going to be a very popular thing to do, and then we're going to end up with a world full of dudes. Can you imagine being a little girl and

watching your gender reveal party back and you'd be like, oh, no one was excited when they saw the pink smoke fly in the air, you know? Yeah, but then years later, she's going to get it. She's going to get why her own freaking gender reveal party. Maybe so. I finally saw Midsommar.

What's that? Dude, you need to watch this. It's on iTunes right now. It's about like a bunch of friends that go to, I guess it's Sweden for the Midsommar festival okay one of the friends is actually from this town where they do this festival and it's like nine days of celebrating midsummer or whatever turns into a straight up terrifying horror movie that is fantastic really yes okay i love a good scary movie you're gonna love this one it's so good the twist is good it's really really gory but also set in

this beautiful like you know it's sweden or whatever it's beautiful there and it's just fucked up it's amazing so yeah go see go download midsidsommar, whatever, and enjoy it. Great. Will do. Yeah. Do you have any Halloween plans at all? No, we don't. Why not?

Because... You guys' costumes always slay. I know. I know. Well, the truth is that we're having our engagement party this weekend, which you haven't... Oh, dad, I can't go. You haven't RSVP'd for. Because I'm horse-shooting.

Oh, you are? So we're kind of all focused on that. Why didn't you do a Halloween engagement party? I suggested that, and that was met with that's a bad idea, Wells. And then I said, okay. And then I walked away. I think it sounds like a great idea.

I think so, too. We're doing garden party chic. Also a good theme. Yeah, it's great. But like everyone. It's totally different. Everyone, of course, it's all my friends and family are like, what the fuck is garden party chic? And I'm like, man, I don't know.

So I Googled garden party and then went to images and screenshot it and sent it out to everybody. And now they know. What is garden party and then went to images and screenshot it and sent it out to everybody. And now they know. What is garden party chic? You know, it's a lot of florals, a lot of tans. Neutrals. A lot of neutrals. You can do a blazer with some khakis and a white button down, but it's got to be no tie. Opened up a little bit.

Let the lechuga breathe. You know, let that taco meet out there might be some hats not sure hat definitely some hats maybe some parasols is that an umbrella for i think it is yeah that's what you gotta have there interesting so yeah we're doing that and so we're kind of focused on that so we're not really focused on halloween i have two ideas i think one would be it would be funny to be and that's a good one like we could pull that off pretty easily but i wanted to do maybe and do that's really good i like that one yeah i know okay so we got to do that one that's the one you that you're excited about yeah you got to do that all right so's the one that you're excited about. Yeah, you gotta do that. Alright, so we're going to go to some party. I don't know. You know. Some party.

It's on a Thursday this year, which is just weird. I know. You know? Yeah. My party's on the Friday night following. Alright, so it's not really a Halloween party. It's November 1st. November 1st party. No one wants to party on Thursday. You're having a November 1st party, so that's what that is. Fine. It's embarrassing.

Who's going? Who's going? Who's going. It's going to be epic. Who's going? Who's going to be the biggest name at the party? My sister. Oh. Pretty big one. Come on. That's a big one. Got a good crew of like Bachelor folks coming in.

Who's coming in? Probably one of the most, it shouldn't be dramatic, but it will be. Olivia and Derek will both be in the same room i don't know if they're going though yes he is is he i'm texting him right now he said he booked a flight oh really i'm texting him i'd be like did you book your fighter are you lying to me blakey's coming wait hold on let's go back to that that is the dumbest awkward thing ever. I'm so sorry. I know. But I need some sort of drama. It's tradition. I know, but like

who thinks that's awkward? Because I don't think Derek does. Olivia and Derek. I don't think Derek does. I don't think Derek gives a shit. Yeah, he probably doesn't. I'm texting him right now. I said, well said you're not coming to Halloween. Don't say that. Let's see what he says. What are you dressing up as?

Well, you'll have to just see. All right. You know what I don't like? Speaking of garden chic, garden party chic, I can't stand the way that plaid is spelled. I saw you tweet this today. Why not? It's spelled exactly like it sounds. No, it's spelled exactly like not how it's spelled.

It's spelled plaid, pla played plied hey i'm gonna put on my played pants if it was spelled if it was spelled exactly it sounds then it would be p-l-a-d plaid all right i don't know why we're trying to church up these words like you know the other one i saw the other day bulgari bulgari bulgari bulgari bulgari like the brand yeah what the fuck who spells words like that european people bvl you can't start a word with bvl there's you're very european for a v to have like a u sound to us bvl g a r i is's said. Yeah. Like, you know that skater brand that's like, I've always just called it R-V-C-A? Yeah. It's Ruka.

Stupid. People say Ruka in Europe, but I didn't know that V was a U, so I've just always said R-V-C-A. Hey, I'm going to go put on my blurry watch and my plaid pants. Can't wait to put on my plaid pants and my blurry watch. Oh my Lord. I truly could not. Oh, it's too much.

Yeah. I did like an Instagram story a couple weeks ago where I was outside the grocery store and there's the new, the new trend is pumpkins who have warts on them have you seen this no yeah they're like all warty pumpkins is it a trend i don't know but like they're more than normal pumpkins okay are they organic pumpkins i don't know but so the instagram

story that i did was like little psa for all you pumpkins out there. Beware of where you shove your stem or you might get pumpkin herpes. Total joke. Right? That's funny. That's pretty good. Right? I can't tell you. I'd give it a 6.8.

Oh, okay. Wow. Out of seven? Thank you. No, out of 10. Oh, that's not as good. Why would anyone rate anything out of seven? I don't know.

That's the brown ribbon, I feel like. That's the light pink ribbon. So anyways, so I ended up, I thought it was funny. Like, I thought it was a good piece of material. I got a lot, a lot of people being like, this is not funny that you're doing this and making fun of this. This is a stigma and it's really not cool that you're making fun. I was like, first of all, I'm talking about pumpkin it really not cool that you're making fun. I was like,

first of all, I'm talking about pumpkin herpes. Okay. Not real herpes. Who's offended by this? I'll tell you who. People who got herpes. That's what's doing it. You got herpes. You're going to come at me. You made this a problem. Not me. I'm making a joke about it. Oh my God. You made some bad life decisions. All right. joke about it oh my god you made some bad life decisions all right don't come at my 6.8 rated instagram story because you got the herb oh no that's insane so funny is it funny that was funnier than your joke oh what okay so like i was thinking like i gotta cut this because because now i've doubled down on it you you know? Yeah. Oh, geez. It's really funny.

People like give me stats and like, you know, like a lot of people have it and like 99% of the time they don't even, you know, they don't even have it. And like those only one time, 1% of the time they have an outbreak and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, whoa, this was a pumpkin joke. Yeah. Whatever. This is kind of a funny story. Like lead into talking about Billy.

So you used it? No, I didn't know the other day we were traveling and Sarah's like, I forgot my razor. And I was like, you can use my razor. And she's like, I feel bad, like shaving my leg hair with the razor that you shave your face with. Dude, I shaved my balls with the same razor as the one I shave. And I was like, yeah, I don't have like a ball razor and then a face razor. It's all the same razor. What? Do you? Yes, I have a separate razor for my legs than I use for my vag.

I didn't know. I feel like this is a common thing. I feel like every guy uses the same razor and maybe every girl does this. I feel like guys also use the same washcloth to wash their ass as their face. Yeah. Gross. Yeah. Gross. Yeah. That's disgusting.

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I was playing golf over the weekend, and I got a missed call from someone in, like, New York. I'm like, I don't know. You know, who is this? I listened to it, and I'm pretty sure it's a truck deal. Let's hear it. Okay. Yo, listen, I got some stuff. I don't know, fell off the truck and it's Primo stuff.

You know what I'm saying? And I need to talk to you about it and nail down some sizes and shit like that. You know, so give me your call. What the heck? Guy's name is definitely like Sal or Val or something like that. Yo, I got some stuff. It fell off the truck, some Primo stuff, you know? I'm so confused.

Let's just listen to it again. But this is for sure either a drug deal or like maybe a dead body. Here we go. Yo, listen, I got some stuff that kind of, I don't know, fell off the truck. And that's primo stuff. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, we know you're talking about drugs or a dead body.

It's not a dead body. It's definitely drugs. It sounds like it says it fell off the truck Some primo stuff You know what I'm saying That fell off the truck Which from all the movies that I've watched About bad guys and gangsters

Fall off the truck means they robbed the truck Right From my seven years of watching Sopranos Falling off the truck means Listen I got I got some stuffopranos, falling off the truck means... Listen, I got some stuff. I don't know, fell off the truck. Canano. What is that?

It's Italian. I don't know. Can we call this person back? I need to talk to you about it and nail down some sizes and shit like that. So give me your call. We got to call him back and ask him about his stuff. Fuck no, dude. I'm blocking this dude.

Val or Sal or whoever is definitely coming to give me some cinder block shoes. Oh, man. Got some Primo stuff. I murdered a guy. That's nuts. Yeah, so anyways.

Oh, man. Well, back onto the favorite things train. Yeah, sorry, what do you got? Okay, I feel like we talked about this briefly at some point, so maybe you've seen it. Did you ever watch that Netflix series When They See Us? No. Oh my gosh.

Yeah, good. It's so good, but it's so sad at the same time. I know, that's why I didn't want to go into it because I knew it was going to hurt my soul. It hurts my soul so much. I know it won a bunch of emmys which is great yeah it is just it's just not it is so freaking sad and so scary to think how powerless we really are and like i mean anybody could truly just throw you into jail and that's just it and i don't know it's just very scary and i can't help but think so i was like i haven't finished i need to finish it and i'm trying not to like research

too much before i finish the series but i was kind of like digging around on the internet about like where all these people are now and the woman who was the prosecutor she was like some teacher or speaker or some somebody up at columbia university And she quit because of this Netflix series coming out and because of how she was portrayed. Oh, she, she shouldn't. I hope that wrecks her life.

Now. I hope that she has to understand a fraction of what those boys felt with her life just being over because she did that to them. Yeah. You know what I mean like they i mean the way that netflix series is is the way it plays out is like these cops these detectives and this prosecutor find a way to make these five boys tell a story that makes enough sense to throw them in jail and she did that to them and i and she's like it tries to make it like i don't know i read

something online where it was like oh i'm so sad to have to step down from Columbia. I love teaching here so much or whatever. And but because of how I'm portrayed. Well, yeah, you fucked up. You threw five kids in jail at 14, 15 years old. That shouldn't have been there. Well, now I got to watch it because I want to judge this woman. You have to.

It's great. there well now I gotta watch it because I want to judge this woman you have to like it's crazy I've never hated somebody so much as I watched this than that freaking woman it's just crazy do you think that she was portrayed correctly then I mean I don't that's the thing it's like obviously this Netflix series is very one-sided and I don't know enough about that you know what really I mean I don't know if anyone does but I just don't know enough about the you know what really i mean i don't know if anyone does but i i just don't know enough about the real events to know if they're portraying it correctly i guess nobody does but at the end of the day all five of these guys were exonerated and are now free yeah so that tells me that the way this is portrayed is right yeah i don't know i hate her guts speaking of like hating people's guts from documentaries and stuff like we've we've done we've talked about making a murderer a bunch and a bunch and a bunch.

But I don't know if you saw it's in the news that a convicted murderer who is in the same jail as Stephen Avery and Brandon Dassey, who is from the same hometown as Stephen Avery and Brendan Dassey, has admitted to killing Teresa Hallback. And that's what season three of Making a Murderer is going to be about. Oh, man. It's Shawshank Redemption all over, bro. No kidding. It really is. If this is true, this poor guy has been put in jail twice. Yeah.

For shit he didn't do. That's crazy. So I'm excited for that season three. We'll see what happens. That one prosecutor that I hate so much, he like sent dick pics and stuff and got in kind of trouble for it, whatever. I hope he goes to jail.

I just hope he goes to jail. Yeah. Go to jail. Time to go to jail. I have a new favorite show that I- What's it? Watched all of it last night, except for the last episode.

Wow. Okay. What is it? My boy, Paul Rudd, coming in hot with the heavy, heavy Netflix hits, Living With Yourself. Really? Have you heard about it?

Wait, what's it called? Living With Yourself. No, is it brand new? Brand new, it came out three or four days ago. Okay. The tag is a man who's burned out on life and love, undergoes a mysterious treatment, only discover that he's been replaced by a better version of himself.

Huh. Okay. So I'm just going to give you. Did you ever see the movie Multiplicity with Michael Keaton? No. Oh, by the way, everyone out here, go watch Multiplicity. That movie is fucking hilarious. If you're a Michael Keaton fan, then you're going to love it.

If you're not, you're going to be Michael Keaton fan. It's great. Anyways, it's kind of similar to Multiplicity. then you're going to love it. If you're not, you're going to be Michael Keaton fan, because it's great. Anyways, it's kind of similar to multiplicity. So he goes to do this spa thing, this spa treatment.

And then when he wakes up, he wakes up in a forest in like a shallow grave. And he's like, what the hell's happening? So then he gets up and he runs home, only to find out that a carbon copy, a clone of him is living at his house. And so the reason why people are doing and feel better is because it's like a new version of themselves. And then they just kill the old version.

But they screwed up and he didn't die. And then so just him having to deal with his clone. That sounds good. It's so good living with yourself. Go check it out. Okay, great. I'll give you something to watch tonight. Yeah, you're going to like it.

I saw Between Two Ferns, the movie. I wanted to see it for a while. I'm a big Zach Galifianakis fan. Same. But I got to say that it didn't need a movie. Let me just say that. Yeah. The interviews are funny as it is.

So I don't know. But I will say this. If you do watch it, my favorite part of it is at the end when they do the outtakes. Because some of the questions answered are really mean. Like both Zach and the guest break. And they're just like, holy shit, you know? That is the, if they could have done the movie, if they could have done two hours or an hour and a half of just that, the movie would be seven million times better. But that's my thought on it.

Okay. So not a favorite thing. Not so much. Do you know the Nelly song, Heart of a Champion? I don't think I do. I was playing golf the other day when these two guys had, you know, one of those little speakers in the golf cart, and they were playing this Heart of a Champion song.

And I was like, I'm pretty sure that this is a ripoff of something else. And they're like, huh? So I'm going to play it for you and you let me know what you think. Okay? Okay. Right here. It's a heart of a champion. So I was like, that sounds a whole lot like another song that I hear every time that I turn on the TV to watch some NBA basketball.

And that is of the beautiful song written and performed by John Tesh, a little song called Round Ball Rock. Here it is. The Nelly Covey stole it from you. Don't test it or get some money from Nelly. Because this is just your song that she ripped off. Two. Right? You're not wrong.

I feel like, I feel like, can we Google this? Like, I feel like the Nelly song has to be not a remake of that. But like, I don't know. They had to sample it or something. Yeah.'s look at it do you not think harvard champion uh john tesh ripoff see what it says okay yes um heart of a champion vocal ensemble sampled by john tess's round ball rock so yes okay so then that makes it so that i was right i was right too though i was like this is fucking john this is john test round ball rock oh geez also by the way every time i've ever heard that song i don't know if i knew the nelly song until recently but i think i also would

have written it's the heart of a champion it's like the easiest thing to like go with that music so good for you Nelly you know good for you I love Nelly honestly yeah so many hits all the hits man did you know Jimmy Eat World put out a new song no I also don't like the way that you put the

emphasis on the wrong syllable there Jimmy Eat World isn't it Jimmy Eat World I don't know Jimmy Eat World Jimmy Isn't it Jimmy Eat World? I don't know. Jimmy Eat World? Jimmy Eat World. No, Jimmy Eat World. Isn't it the same thing? I guess, but I think you put the emphasis on the wrong syllable. No. Let me look at Jimmy Eat World.

Yeah, that sounds right. Jimmy Eat World. Surviving? Yeah. Maybe it's a whole album. The song 555 popped up on my release radar oh and you were digging yeah all right never had anything to prove but never was anyone like you. All you thought through all you had to face. Made you strong and free.

Could I feel the night? Talking to a dead, dead light. There's always a reason that it changed. Is there anyone that's listening while you cry, cry, cry? I mean, it's pretty good, but it's no... I mean, nothing will ever be as good as old school Jimmy Eat World ever. See, that time I think you said it right. Jimmy Eat World? Yeah.

Jimmy Eat World. Jimmy Eat World? Jimmy Eat World. Same freaking thing. I feel like that song is very like killers of them. Yes, I felt that. Brendan Flowers-y. Very Brendan Flowers, who I love so much so much also a lot of people have been

asking me about the new dermot kennedy album and like what my favorite songs are and all that kind of stuff um i feel like we talk about him so much i try not to bring him up a ton but since everyone's asking um he does he does have a new album out called without fear it's interesting it's like there's actually a lot of songs on this album that he's released before on EPs and stuff. Yeah. Which I thought was a little lazy. But they are all great songs. There is a song that I really love called Outgrown. Yeah, that's good.

You're such a hater. I'm not a hater. All those guys sound like they sing with marbles in their mouth. I hate when you say that. I could literally listen to him. I could listen to his voice all day, every day, and I don't think I would ever get tired of it. He and Ben Howard both, and they're both Irish, so there must be something to that. I could just listen to either one of their voices for the rest of my life and be completely happy.

Wow. I just love them so much. I do love some Ben Howard. I do like Dermot Kennedy. I'm ready for Ben Howard to put out some fire now that we're talking about it. I know. He needs to get it together because that first record was bomb.

And the second one wasn't bad. But then he put out another album that was weak and then he put out that side project thing that was really and then he'd put out that side project thing that was really far left off center. I don't know. He's been a little bit of a weirdo lately. I mean, not everyone

can rip out hits like John Tesh. Am I right? Oh boy. I mean, I feel like this is how we got to end the show. But John Tesh just fucking lightened the fire under all those NBA players. Speaking of the NBA, the NBA is officially back for regular season. Yeah.

Yeah, it's very exciting stuff. Let's go ahead and say who we think is going to win it all this year. Who's it going to be? Who do you think? I'm going with the Pelicans. The Pelicans. Are you? You think the Warriors' streak is over? I mean, I don't know.

I'm just excited about Zion and Anthony Davis. Oh, man. You know, all playing down there. You you know it's like when you play in new orleans it's similar to like playing in vegas you're you're gonna go out before the game and make some bad decisions with your life you know and you're gonna be hung over and so all those road you know all those teams coming in to nola yeah no way who that nation who you got you're insane i don't know i haven't really been as invested since everybody moved around to be honest with you but i just every year like i just want to see somebody win besides the freaking warriors i don't like them really yeah god i love the warriors the bullies

of the nba like i just want someone else to win oh god do you feel the same way about the patriots yeah that's cool speaking of the patriots tom brady actually makes a cameo in living with yourself so you need to go watch that oh that's pretty cool really really good how's your fantasy football team going just going to bring that up thank you very much beat the break beat the brakes off your boy colton all All right. Jump the fence, but you're not jumping over this. Oh my God. I'm coming through. It was like 115 to 86 or something like

absolutely ridiculous score. And that dude played in the NFL. You played in the NFL and you got beaten up by a radio DJ in fantasy football. All right. So there you have it.

So are you like winning? Is that how it works? I'm in sole second place right now. So there you have it. So are you like winning? Is that how it works? I'm in sole second place right now. Who's in first place? The one guy who's not from Bachelor Nation. It's like Tyler Cameron's good friend. Oh, interesting. How do you get into this thing?

We needed one more person. Could have called me. Okay. First of all, it's not over yet because I still have Edelman to play tonight, but I'm projected to make 117.7 points. Colton is done at 59.9. He scored 59 points. That is

embarrassing, and you, my friend, should, I don't know, be embarrassed. Yeah, exactly. You should put on some play-ed pants and watch a blurry watch on your wrist and you lose there. He probably does have both of those things.

Yeah. All right. You got anything else? I don't think so. It finally started raining. Oh, nice. Yeah. All right.

Well, I miss you. I love you. Miss you too. I'm really actually very sad. I won't be there this weekend for your party. It's okay. It's all good. I'm sorry.

I'm not going to be there for your party either. You know? I am sad about that. You guys really made a good impression at the last one. I mean, yeah. We were the talk of the town. You sure were. I think it's just only fitting to close the show out with

round ball rock. See you, Brandi. Why not? Play it again. Play it one more time. It's the heart of the champion. Something, something, something, something, something, something Yeah, yeah Gonna watch some NBA basketball Watch some NBA basketball

Gonna steal this from John, John Tesh Okay, bye. Wow. That's funny. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation. Okay, bye. Wow. That's funny. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.