Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Here For The Hot Bartenders

Episode Date: July 14, 2021

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that is pretty cool i'm gonna put it like on a l a lanyard and be a walk around and just be like, don't fuck with me or fuck with me. I don't give a shit. I had to go get a, I did Daily Pop last, I think it was last week to do press for BIP. And so I had to go do COVID test, which I'm happy to go do. And so I, you know, went over to Universal and they have it like in a garage. Yes. Oh, I've been there. Yeah.

I know all about it. You have a spit in a tube. It's not Yes. Oh, I've been there. Yeah. I know all about it. You have to spit in a tube. It's not great. Yeah, yeah. It's so weird. And I'm like, people that haven't had this COVID test, it's because everyone's had the,

your nose hymen ripped out through the back of your skull nose test. We've had that one. And then we had the- That's like the one. That's the one. And then, and then like,

then there's the beautiful one where they just like scrape your cheek and you're like, okay, that was it. Why can't it all be like this? And then this one is, it's a vial and you have to sit there and spit into it until you fill it up to a very high level. Yeah, seems very unsanitary.

There's just gonna be spit everywhere. And everyone's sitting there like. Yeah. Because I can't get enough spit to fill the tube and i keep showing them kept showing them and they were like nope not full enough and i'm like now they're like nope keep going and i'm like what is this yeah freaking spit olympics like i can't do this when i'm doing it i'm like i think normally i can produce enough saliva but there it's like it's like stage fright you know like when you have to pee in front of a bunch of people and you kind of freak out and so i'm performance anxiety is what they call yes exactly that's stage fright so i'm sitting there thinking of like things that make my mouth water

i'm like steak does that work tacos i was trying i mean i was trying like to make my mouth water right now but it didn't help then. So I went down there to go do this. And so, you know, my manager was like, hey, you got to go between 9 and 12 tomorrow. You got to get it done, whatever, 48 hours before you can go on air. And I was like, okay, fine. So I heard 9 and 12. So I got there at 11.40, okay?

I'm obviously not like a regular person for E or at least haven't been recently. So they're like, what production? And I was like, oh, Daily Pop. It's with E. And she goes, do you have an appointment? I said, no, I was told to come between nine and noon. And she goes, so just so you know, we close at noon. And so have you ever been told something that angered you so greatly that you don't say anything? You just stare into the soul of the person who said it until they feel terrible? Yes. So I look at my watch like very slowly and it's 1140. And then I just look back at her thinking, bitch, it's I got 20 minutes before you're closed. I don't know why you're scolding me

and making me feel bad about myself when I'm early, okay? Listen, if the fucking email that I was told to come there said between 9 and 11.40, then I would have been there at 11.30. That's what I would have done because I don't want to fucking get up early to go spit in a tube. I'm going to go there.

Yeah, well, who wants to sit there for two hours that's crazy really grinded my gears there was like just so you know we close at 12 like yeah i know we got 20 minutes i can spit in this vial in five minutes and get the fuck out all right anyways i passed and rant when it happened i was just very like, what? Does this make any sense? You know? It doesn't. People just like to feel like they're in control, like they're in a power place. I guess.

What's going on in your life? I mean, I feel like same shit, different day. I'm going back to the West Coast on Thursday. I will be in LA, but for literally 24 hours. So I probably won't see you, but I could drive by your house and wave at you. Maybe. That'd be nice. So doing that and then, you know, my arm is feeling better.

I'm definitely not at 100%, but I'm doing a lot better than I was last week. So that's got me feeling good. That's kind of it. Cool. What are you coming out to LA for? You DJing with Steve Aoki and Logan Paul or something? I don't know. That's what I think you do. Um, I'm not DJing with those people, but I am coming out to DJ.

Yes. Where? Back down in Orange County. Oh, the OC? The OC. But I wanted to come and see my mom and sister for a day. So I'm coming in a day or two later to hang with them then I'm gonna drive down yep man I know my 2000s tv so we've been on the run driving in the sun picking up for number one. California, here we come.

Right back where we started from. Hustlers, grab your guns, your shadow is gone. You know what's funny about this era of music, of Blink-182 and Phantom Planet and all that kind of stuff, is that all their vocals sit on the back of the beat. I don't know if you've noticed that, but their vocals all sit on the back of the beat. I don't know if you've noticed that, but their vocals all sit on the back of the beat. And it's all very whiny.

Yeah. It's so good. It's so good. It's so far on the back of the beat that you're like, you're going to miss it, but you don't. And it's so good. It's so far on the back of the beat that you're like, you're going to miss it. But you don't. And it's so good. Oh, God, that song was so good. So good.

They were a one-hit wonder, though, I'm pretty sure. Doesn't matter. I mean. I mean, no, it doesn't. Rachel Bilson, man. Summer. Yeah. That was a big thing in my life.

You know? I can only imagine. Great show. Great show. Great show. You were a big thing in my life. You know? I can only imagine. Great show. Great show. Great show. You were a Seth guy, I assume. I was a Seth guy. I mean, everyone was a Seth guy.

No one was a Ryan guy. No. Ryan, like, he just, like, wasn't that cute. He wasn't. Like, the only one that was into Ryan was... Marissa Cooper? Marissa Cooper. Yeah.

It's the only one. Everyone was a Seth guy. Everyone. Yeah. Good's the only one. Everyone was the Seth guy. Everyone. Yeah. Good times. So good. We got a lot to talk about today. Oh, we do.

We got a batch episode we got to rip through. Mm-hmm. I must say, I think this was the best episode so far. I loved it. Oh, I got some shows for you. Same. And I got some Muzaks. Great.

Oh, and- Can we start the show? Yes. Where's my bill? Oh, here it is. Is it me or you? I don't know. Let's do it at the same time. Oh. Sounds hard. Okay. Okay, you ready? Yeah. We start on one, okay? Okay. So, three,

two, one. Bros and hoes. Bros and hoes. Bros and hoes? No. This is hard. Yeah. Okay. Three, two, one.

Bros and hoes. Bros and hoes. Fuck, it's not good. Okay. It's not good. That's because your internet is so terrible. This is the price you pay to live in an enchanted forest, okay? Yeah, I know.

We're all paying it. You just go. You go. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandy! Move to a city that has 5G. All right? Nah.

Do it. I don't even have 4G. I know, I can tell. I got no G. Bachelorette, Katie. Yes. So, first of all, everyone fucking hates Hunter, which I really don't understand. Alright, I like Hunter. I don't not like him, but I don't like him

either, really. Yeah, but he doesn't bother me. He seems like a guy that actually likes her. The overly confident attitude, there's a very fine line, right, between that overly confident thing working for you and working against you. Very fine line.

Yes, I think that that is a part of his personality trait. It's a little Napoleonic. Let's just say what it is. He's a lot smaller than everybody else, and that kind of comes with the territory. I'm fine with him. I think that Hunter actually has a connection with her, like, really does feel a certain way about her.

And then you got a bunch of dudes that I don't feel like are as far along in terms of their emotions, and they're just like the Gestapo of The Bachelor, where they're just like, we're gonna fuck up everything. And that's like, Box Guy James and Aaron, they just bro out together and, like, we're going to fuck up everything. And that's like box guy James and Aaron. They just bro out together and like scheme ways to fuck shit up.

And it's because I don't think they have like a super strong relationship with everybody. They're like, fuck that. They got a strong relationship. Let's cut them out. And, you know, the whole conversation that Hunter had with, I think, Greg, which, by the way, Greg's a little bit of a bitch for telling everybody, but whatever, about like, hey, I think it Greg, which, by the way, Greg's a little bit of a bitch for telling everybody, but whatever.

About, like, hey, I think it's going to be me, you, Conor, and someone else at the end. I can see how that looks bad. I remember having those conversations when I was on the show. But here's the thing. When I said those things, I wasn't in the top four. I was like, it's Jordan, it's Robbie, it's Chase, and it's Luke. And I'm just along for the ride, you know?

But you have this conversation because you're trying to figure out like how this is going to work and like what you need to do. And like, they're like, he's scheming. You best believe you're fucking scheming on this show. You're trying to figure out how to stick around as long as possible. You're trying to figure out

how to get more time with her. You're trying to fucking expose other douchebags for their douchebaggery. Like, of course you're scheming, you know? That's a good point. Them giving him shit for that. It's like, yeah, but you guys are all doing that. Like, not for nothing, but like Aaron and James, you guys are scheming against Hunter

because you know that Hunter has a strong relationship with her because he got a one on one in the week prior and got a rose, you know? Sixth one, a dozen of another. If you ask me, I just think that you just don't like Hunter. Like you don't like the way he looks. You don't like the way he acts. That's fine.

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Do it. So then, the guy with the crazy expressions. Code your favorite thing. Do it. So then the guy with the crazy expressions, his name's Justin. I don't even know his name. It's just crazy expression guy. Justin. I don't even need him to talk. I don't need him to be involved in the show other than cut to his face when weird shit happens. It's so good. Like, honestly, I don't know if I've heard him really talk until this episode. I was like, oh, he can talk.

Cool, cool, cool. Same. I mean, we just haven't seen anything from him to the point where, like, I didn't even know he and Katie had ever spoken to each other. Yeah. Go on his date and they're like, we have such a good connection. When the date first happened, I was like, he's going home. I don't even know if they know each other my thing about the date with expression guy and katie is that's bad fucking luck all of that

seems like bad juju if they had presented that to me i'd be like i don't know if i want to do this explain the wedding like going through a fake yeah i don't think you should fake a wedding you're not supposed to see your bride to be before the wedding day that's effectively what you're doing and you're seeing her in a wedding dress like i just don't i don't like it well they kind of do this often though but my thing is like i don't think they ever put a front runner guy in a situation like that. Yeah. So if you're getting put in that situation, you know, she ain't that into you. Yeah, maybe so. They always do like the photo shoot of, you know, and that's, it's usually like a group

date, actually. Like, I remember they did it on Nick's season and Alexis Wada's was like pregnant bride. And I remember that was so fucking funny. So funny. I loved her. She was the best. But yeah, like writing of the vows and stuff like that, for whatever reason, I was just like, I don't know. I mean, if I were the bachelorette, I would just tell producers like, I don't want to do this date.

Like, I wouldn't want to do a fake wedding with anyone, even if it was somebody that I didn't have feelings for. Like, I just I'm with you. I think like, you know, wedding. You only want to do that once. Like, I don't know. I just don't even want to pretend to do it, you know? For sure. Yeah.

He does seem like a really good guy, though. Caitlin and Tasha come in and they start talking about the woohoo thing. The woe woe. The woe woe. Yeah. I just don't understand any of that i don't understand why they aired it i don't understand why anyone agreed to it i don't under like caitlin went and delivered that message and then it really never came up again yeah first of all whoa ho or woohoo is an acronym for something that we can't understand because half no i know

and i want to know so bad yeah Yeah. And it's like, guys, you got to at least let us know what the fuck it is. You know, like, come on. Obviously, it's for jacking off. It's for feeding the pigeons. It's for badgering the witness. It's for whacking the pud. All right?

It's having some me time. Uh-huh. It's jerking it. Yeah. They're talking about this and then Caitlyn's like, I'm going to go deliver this message to the guys and tell them

they can't fucking whack off. It's like like what the fuck are we talking about right now first of all is this too hot to handle are there stakes here if someone finds out that you were in the bathroom and jerking off to a fucking sears catalog are you gonna get kicked off the show are you not there for the right reasons if someone realizes that there's a little less shampoo than there normally is, are you going to be fucking not given a rose? It was too hot to handle. It was MTV. It was like, for me, it was just like, this is fucking stupid.

It's a bit for a bit's sake that didn't land, I think. No, I know. I can't even believe they aired it, honestly. Don't get me. Like, I think that this is coming across as me being like a prude. I love a good jerk off joke. Don't get me. Like, I think that this is coming across as me being like a prude. I love a good jerk off joke. Don't get me wrong. And I think the time of the season, I'm like, this is way too late.

You know, like you should have done this early. I feel like we're kind of in the serious portion of the show now. Yeah. It was just one big. I don't know if you remember, but Seinfeld is to this day and forever will be my favorite show ever. And so it was a big rip off. You've never seen Seinfeld? Yeah.

Okay. No. Fucking A. I don't know how I do a show with you. This absolutely fucking destroys me. So anyways, there's a famous episode called The Contest or a lot of people call it the master of my domain episode. And so many quotes were ripped off of Seinfeld for this episode of The Bachelorette that was like, ah, I'm annoyed by this,

but also I feel like the audience isn't going to remember this stuff. They're getting away with it. Anyways, that was my whole thing about it. It was just like that moment where you're just like, what is going on here? Let's get back to the show. I don't know.

Am I being a prude? No, not at all. I mean, the thing is like, it just wasn't here? Let's get back to the show. I don't know. Am I being a prude? No, not at all. I mean, the thing is, like, it just wasn't that funny. You know what I mean? I think they thought it was going to be this big funny thing, but, like, it just wasn't that funny. And I don't know. It just was so weird to me that they did that in the beginning of the episode. Then I just kept waiting for it to come back around and either Katie to ask the guys about it or the guys start throwing each other under the bus because they broke it or like something and you just never heard about it again

so I just was so confused about why it was left in when they edited the show together yeah and also like Blake is like I can't go 17 minutes without fucking jerking off like you're like whoa Blake dude fucking play it cool bro like what are you doing are you just like how calloused are your hands the only time it was funny was when it got really really subtle and it was after like blake goes and meets up with her or whatever with the fucking say anything it's another thing it was like another ripoff from say anything and that was the only time it was funny he alludes to it he's like this is going to be a hard night but i'm looking for my happy ending yeah yeah yeah

and then they show a sprinkler head shooting out water which is supposed to be allegory for jizz we got it well we got it no no i don't i know i know i don't know if everyone got that the water was supposed to be shooting a hot load that was the only time it was funny where i was like all right that was subtle and i liked it yeah but they should have done that throughout the episode i don't know yeah yeah but it was that was funny yeah i know you don't like him but i love him and i'm so sad for connor i don't know i'm sorry he's my least favorite dude there i don't understand any any reason why he was front runner at all i mean but i listen at the end of the day i just do not like super sensitive guys and like super emotional

guys and he was just way too emotional for me here's the thing that connor was me the truth of the matter no yes he got dumped on a one-on-one after a kiss. That was fucking me. Yeah, but you can be a douche at times. Connor's just a frigging doormat, I feel. That was the biggest backhanded compliment you've ever given me. Ever. I feel so bad for him. He's such a sweet guy. I know, he's going to be.

He's going to go to paradise probably and be just fine. We'll see. But I just want to go on record as saying I love Connor. I thought he was the right amount of fucking sensitive and dorky, but then also cool because he's a pretty good musician. No, not that good. Not that cool. You are so mean.

Connor was a sweet guy. He's's too sweet i don't like sweet guys sweet guys tend to not be douchebags i like greg because he is sweet but he's like not a doormat i feel dude when fucking connor comes back in why did he get to do that that doesn't seem fair no i was wondering that and then everyone started crying if you don't think that people love that guy then you are way off they do but he just to me he kind of kind of comes off as like your gay best friend that's just like really emotional and everybody loves him he ain't getting the girl in the end here's my thing though i was thinking maybe they let him do that and gave him that airtime because he tries to come back or something. Maybe.

Like maybe we haven't seen all of him and that's why he got that special airtime. I don't know. That's a good call. Just a thought. But also, Trey was crying like a little bitch. Greg was fucking crying like a little bitch. Greg needed to reel it in a little bit with the tears. Yeah. Oh, I thought you don't like sensitive guys. That guy was crying

over another dude leaving the show. Michael A kissed him on the cheek. I'm like, what is happening here? Yeah. Well, I don't know. He seemed just as sad to leave the dudes as he did Katie's. That's all I'm saying. These guys all seem so sensitive and so sweet.

No one's jerking it in there. Like making people like not jerk it. They're not jerking it. They're all having like book club together. You know? Except Blake. Except for Blake who can't fucking. Jerk off Blake.

No, we need to come up with a better nickname for jerk off Blake. Beat it Blake. Whack it Blake. No. Spank it. Spanky? Spanky Blakeake that's better spanky blake okay so so blake's like yeah i gotta fucking jerk off every 13 seconds uh or i fucking lose my mind okay i like flake and he seems like a sweet guy my boy connor comes in everyone's crying they're like oh my god he's such a great guy and i can't believe he's leaving and banky blake's like this is my time no one's gonna notice me slip out and i'm gonna go i'm gonna go on over there

and pull some john cusack shit tell her that i have to jerk off every 25 minutes but then they don't sleep together i thought they were gonna sleep together you did i was like oh this is like this is where all the drama comes from everyone Everyone's over there crying that Connor left, and Blake's over there just slapping ass. That would have been good. It would have been so good, and everyone would have found out, and they'd be like, when Connor was crying his eyes out to us, you were over there laying pipe, and it would be like,

you're not here for the right reasons, and then it would have been like, well, I haven't jerked off in 14 minutes, guys. I had to go over there oh my god can you produce the next season that'd be great no vip maybe oh god i just i thought that was so funny but like going back to the connor date you get a one-on-one sweet i can't wait to spend nothing but time with you and really get to know you. We're going to bring my two friends along with me because I don't want to do this alone. Okay. Hey, by the way, we're going to go make drinks over here.

You go hang out with the guy and cook some meats. Okay. Why are they cooking so much meat? I was wondering the same thing. Way too much meat for four people. What's happening?'t know had the same thought yeah anyways but when when she does come in and she's wearing her fucking comfy clothes and he's all fucking dressed the nines when he does say i know where this is going and it's okay and he wipes a tear from her eye. I was like, this guy's a sweetie. Oh, come on.

He was getting dumped and he still was like, it's okay. This has happened to me before. I'm used to this. Wipe the tear. Katie, I just want you to know I haven't jerked off in three weeks.

And that's why you're here. Seriously. want you to know I haven't jerked off in three weeks and that's why seriously oh and the only thing left I have of the episode that was surprising was I thought for sure Hunter was gonna stay and Brendan was gonna go yeah I thought for sure Hunter is gonna stay one more week I could have seen that I, I was shocked that Brendan stayed. Cause again, he's one that I haven't heard speak hardly and you'd haven't seen him talk to Katie at all.

Sarah calls him cockatoo. Cause his hair. It does. Um, I feel, I was surprised that she didn't keep Trey and send Brendan home. I feel like I've seen her have more of a connection with Trey, but maybe not.

I love Trey. So last week you were like, no way that she's going to choose Blake. You are still, I think, team Greg. I am team Greg. I didn't say that she's not going to choose Blake. I said what I think is going to happen is I think, I think she has the best connection with Blake,

but I think it's going to come down to the end and it's going to get serious. And I think she's the best connection with blake but i think it's gonna come down to the end and she and it's gonna get serious and i think she's gonna tell blake like i love you whatever and i think he's gonna jump ship and be like i'm not ready for this which four do you think are going to hometowns hometowns which means staying in albuquerque honestly the way that she gave roses out i think is is how it goes i think oh you do blake greg andrew michael oh those are the four i think too i didn't realize that that was the order that she gave him out this week and i think that's probably the hierarchy to be honest with you yeah i agree i can't wait good stuff good times um you got some other fave things bro bro yeah i do did you watch the chris pratt movie on amazon

yes i loved it yeah did you like it you don't seem very excited i liked it it's called the tomorrow war yeah that one that one i did really like it i thought it was about 30 minutes too long maybe but i what i watched all of it and i wasn't bored i started it early so i didn't fall asleep and i was like in for the ride of like a movie you know what i mean and i feel like all those types of movies are all kind of long i just was i was prepared i guess well i guess okay so not not to spoil anything for anybody but specifically where i thought was too long it's like you know they get the vial and then they go he goes back or whatever and then there was like another 30 minutes of like them going to the Arctic.

And then I was like, I don't need this. Just fucking go nuke the Arctic with that vial. You know, like too much. I get that you want to bring in J.K. Simmons like back into the fold of it. You probably pay for him. You had to have a moment. Yeah, like I get it. I was just like, no more time travel.

No more paradox. It was very telegraphed. Like I knew we knew exactly who the girl was well of course yeah it was it was predictable for sure but i still really liked it and even though it was a bit predictable um what i what i wasn't really prepared for was when they do go to the Arctic and, you know, take the vial or whatever. I wasn't prepared for it to be, like, that intense of, like, an, oh, fuck, they're all waking up and there's so many and we're about to, and it's all about to, like, I don't know. Like, I kind of expected them to just, like, go there and, like, do the thing and they're gone and, woo, we did it kind of thing. I wasn't ready. I don't know.

I wasn't prepared for, like, oh, shit, we got another little battle going here you know that made it worth the extra 30 for me i guess for me is that i feel like they could have cut it ended it early and then set it up for a second one they could have you know i don't think they will do a second one though do you yeah i don't know there was a part of me that was like waiting for like a credit roll you know like one pod they didn't kill. And, you know. Yeah. And like, oh, shit.

I mean, that would have been smart probably. But. I did like it, though. Chris Pratt is, he is an enigma to me. He is the only guy who can look fat and also ripped the exact same time. Okay. So my friend Val, it was your last week that overheard the dad bod conversation yeah she was like so this is what you like right Chris Pratt bod and like honestly even Chris Pratt's

like a little more ripped than like I than like I need but yes like like fit but also like kind of not you know that's like that's my that's my vibe hey dude whatever does it for you yeah so you like you like parks and Rec Chris Pratt's body. Yeah, I don't hate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's, you like him fluffy, you know? I like Chris Pratt. Do you remember, I was just talking about this show,

Everwood, I think it was called. Did you ever watch that with Emily VanCamp back in the day? No. Oh, my God. That's how Chris Pratt got his start. Everwood. I think it was a CW show. But yeah. Great show. I will say that The Tomorrow War his start. I think it was a CW show. Great show.

I will say that The Tomorrow War is great. Go watch it. It's on Prime, I think. Yeah, it's on Prime. Those aliens are fucking terrifying. If those are what the real aliens look like, I am out. We were laughing because when he got drafted

or whatever in this movie, and they were like, well, you either do it or you go to jail. I'd be like, take me to jail. Sign me the fuck up. Put me in a padded cell. I do not want to have to face those things. Well, yeah, but they didn't show them for that exact reason. I'd be terrified.

Those aliens just seemed like monsters. Yeah. Lions or something, like just rabid dogs. And I'm sitting there being like, oh, really? You figured out interdimensional space time? Oh, yeah, you built a spaceship that was able to traverse galaxies? No, you guys are just monsters. Unless there's like some dorky ones somewhere that we don't know about

or they just send like their army, I guess. Well, the female one was a little impressive though. Yeah, but still like- She was scary as all hell. But yeah, I get it. But when it comes to like real aliens, if they exist, which I think they do, I think if they wanted to fuck us up, they could.

I think they're good. That's my take on it. Yeah, I hope so. I think so. Anyway, great movie. Loved it. Love Chris Pratt. By the way, Sarah has been on a True Blood.

Bender. Bender. I've never seen true blood oh suck it is it great bail i loved it when it was out and you know whatever 2007 or something okay like was obsessed with it and now i watch it and i'm like this is the worst show ever. It's so cheesy and campy. And maybe that's what I liked about it back then. Or maybe like my taste in storyline and graphics have like really evolved. I'm not sure. But anyways, True Blood is terrible.

I cannot believe like it was great. And don't get me wrong. It was like my fucking jam every Sunday night on HBO hbo in 2007 but in 2021 it is horrible that's all i'm gonna say interesting okay i've never seen it so now i probably won't ever watch it yeah um i don't know if you've caught up on loki but like it's just so good it's phenomenally good really and all like the little easter eggs and nuggets that they're leaving around for like the super comic dorks is really cool. And the only reason why I know about them is like TikTok videos are like, did you see this part and this part and this part? And I'm like, oh, no, I didn't know that.

But anyways, it is super great. And speaking of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, worth the $29, Black Widow, so good. Ooh, haven't seen it yet. So good. Where did you watch it? It's on Disney+, but it's $30. Oh, I didn't know that. But it's also in theaters, which you can go to theaters, but I was just like, let's just do this.

Let's pull the trigger. Same with Loki. Like, Loki died, you know, in the movies. And so then how they figured out how to keep Loki alive is kind of go back in time. That's what they're kind of doing with Black Widow. Scarlett Johansson's great. But I will say this, like, and no offense to Scarlett Johansson now that she listens to this podcast. But I feel like Florence Pugh just, like, acts circles around her.

Okay. She's so good. And then David Harbour, he's like the cop in Stranger Things. She's so good. And then David Harbour, he's like the cop in Stranger Things. He's their dad. And then Rachel Weisz is their mom.

It's like this all-star cast. And do you remember when Captain Marvel came out and I went on this like long rant about why I don't think

Captain Marvel is a good movie because it took away the one thing that Marvel movies are really, really good at which is comedy. They're comedy movies

encased in like this action adventure. And so they took my note, you know, they listened. They absorbed it. I'm sure they did. You know, and then they were like, what can we do to make Wells happy and be better? And then they're like, all right, let's do Black Widow, but like make sure we bring the comedy.

And I will say Florence Pugh brings the freaking comedy. David Harbour brings the comedy and i will say florence pew brings the freaking comedy david harbour brings the comedy so hard and then rachel weiss is obviously like this is an amazing actress so obviously scott johansson natasha romanoff's character is dead uh because she does die in the movies and then so this is kind of going back in time it's more like an origin story and now it looks like florence pew is going to be able to take over like the Black Widow as like an Avenger and stuff and it's so good go to the theater or watch it at home you'll love it okay I'm here for that well you know why I haven't had time to start Loki is because I have been on a bender of my own and I cruised through season three of Virgin River. Oh, God.

So fast. Yeah. I can't even tell you. First of all, dare I say, this season is the best season they've done of this show. Oh, wow. It was so good. They ended every episode on a cliffhanger. Yeah, they did.

So I couldn't go to sleep and watch a couple more the next day. I had to keep watching it. Got to. Cruised through it in like two and a half days. So I couldn't go to sleep and watch a couple more the next day. I had to keep watching it. Got to. Cruise through it in like two and a half days. And the season finale, there's only 10 episodes. I'm like, you guys, you got to give us more. And the way they left us hanging, there were like eight things that happened in the last four minutes of the season finale.

And I need, I don't know what's going to happen. They haven't even greenlit a season four. I don't know what's going to, they can't greenlit a season four I don't know what's gonna they can't do this to us you know it's really funny I went to dinner with my mom last night and so we were talking about television shows that we love and she was like I love virgin river and I was like yeah it's so good it's so so good like it really is and I'm okay when I'm I told my mom this when I'm 65 my goal is to live in a town like that. Like it is so beautiful. And I think we've said this before, but like it's set in Humboldt County in California, like Northern California, but where all the aerials that they shoot are all outside of Vancouver, Canada. So like Humboldt County, don't really look like this. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't know. I need to live in a town like this.

It just, it seems so nice and peaceful and slow and magical. And the views are just amazing. And everyone in the town knows each other and helps each other and loves each other. And it's just so cute. And I just love it. But it's also like kind of edgy and like people get shot and there's drug dealers and stuff. And the drug dealer, by the way, smoking hot. And I just loved it.

I loved how they left us on so many cliffhangers. I loved, even though I'm, I'm so upset about the season finale. I also kind of love it, but they better bang out a season four, like stat. I need Netflix to come through with that confirmation that we're getting a

season four. I'll still be watching the stupid fucking show when I'm 64. I better be living the show when I'm 64. That's where I want to retire. And there better be if I'm still single at 65 65 there better be a hot bartender for me in whatever town i end up in yeah hey i'm all here for the hot bartender all right get it i bet you are just real quick so after i don't know how how programming works over in nashville these days but i assume it's the same after the bachelorette airs a show called The Celebrity Dating Game. It's terrible. And I love Zooey Deschanel.

Like, that was like, she was like my big celebrity crush back in the day. And listen, I think it's, it could be funny or whatever. Here's my thing. I'm legitimately concerned about Michael Bolton. Like, I have a theory. And this is not a joke. This is straight up what I think. Watch the celebrity dating game and tell me that Michael Bolton isn't a robot.

Just try to tell me that he's not a robot. He looks like an animatronic Disney robot. And I'm concerned about him. And I think we all should be concerned about Michael Bolton's wealth and well-being. And like, is he on the show through his own volition? Or is he being forced to be there? Because I don't think he wants to be there all right i don't think anyone really wants him to be there i'm just so confused about michael michael bolton on that show and i'm just nervous and michael bolton if you are being held captive send us a signal sign okay that's it i'm sorry but zoe de chanel is a terrible host uh no i think she's fine she's not the problem she is the problem. No, she is the problem. Why? She's not a good host.

Why? Explain to me. I don't know. She's just like not funny, not very good. She's awkward. The whole show is terrible, I think. That's my two cents. And I watched it with my mom and she was like, the original that aired when I was young was just so much better.

I was listening to Dax Shepard's podcast and he was doing an interview with Jacob Dillon. And Jacob Dillon said something that like is my new favorite thing. He was like, there is no intoxicant like nostalgia.

And it's so true. That is true. And that's what your mom was just doing right there. But anyways, just Michael Bolton. I think it's a cry for help and I'm nervous about him.

Okay. And also, Zooey Deschanel, if you're listening to this, which I'm sure you are, I love you still. So Brandy, also Zoe, Brandy has a lot of bad takes. So don't worry about it. Uh-huh. Yeah.

So I saw this on Instagram the other day and someone was asking like, where? And so you might not relate to this because you don't drink beer, but it was, the question was asked, where is the best beer you can have like there's like places where you're just like this beer is amazing a corona on the beach or something you know like some thing and i have an answer for it okay or you can or just maybe alcoholic drinks so so you can play along too but like this one was specifically beer after you land in mexico outside at the airport bar beer do you know what i'm talking about because you're like waiting to like figure out where your car is or whatever and you go with like your buddy or whoever you're with and you get that beer

it's that first beer and you're like this is it we're starting going baby here we go there is no beer better than that beer prove me wrong i think I would have a margarita. Okay. Same thing. So yeah. So where is your, like the best place to have a drink? Um, I feel like my answer is pretty lame, but I had a glass of wine. Yeah.

In Switzerland at the very top of, um, I think they call it first mountain where everyone goes in the winter, everyone skis, but in the summer it's like summer activities like mountain biking and, um, zip lining and all that kind of stuff. And, uh, Braze and I took the, what do they call it there? The front for particular all the way to the top. And I had a glass of wine and the view, just the view and the atmosphere and just all that, like best place I've ever had a glass of wine. Well, let's ask the YFTers out there with the poll on Instagram, what their, it can be any alcohol, but I like the beer one. Cause it's very specific. Cause you have to kind of hold on to that. Like, where is that beer? Like, I think the original thing I saw on Instagram

was like, you know the beer after you mow the lawn which is a good one if you've ever had to do that you know or that airport beer oh god and you don't you also don't really understand how much money's worth over in mexico and you're just like yeah whatever here's 7 000 pesos that seems right oh i do have some exciting announcements to make. You do? Just an announcement to make. Huh.

Okay. Yeah, boy. This guy is going to be playing in the 2021 WGC FedEx St. Jude Invitational in Memphis, Tennessee on August 3rd. I think it is. What is that? What'd you say? I'm playing in a golf tournament in Memphis with professionals

and then other celebrities. Oh. Yeah. So, I'm trying to hone in the game. But if you're going to come out there, like, I don't know.

This is so niche. Like, if you live in Memphis and you are a golf fan, I'm going to be playing it. I'm just very excited about it. Also going to be having to cut a big old check to St. Jude's,

which I think is a good thing. Mary? But yeah, very excited about it. Also going to be having to cut a big old check to St. Jude's, which I think is a good thing. Mary? But yeah, very excited about that. Are you doing a drive-by to Nashville after or what? Nah, bro. Nah. Are you serious? Fuck, that's three hours. That's far. That's so close! No, but I am coming back to

Nashville in November. But anyways, your boy's going to be playing with some pros. I think he's going to be televised. I'm not really sure. I've got to find out some more information about it. I'm hoping to play really well and get on ESPN Highlights, obviously. Golf Channel High. Oh, wow.

That would be cool. This is going to be the beginning of my golf career, guys. This is the second chapter of my life, which is exciting. Got it. Got it. By the way, Patreon information. This one was pretty great. The kids were throwing shade left and right this week, and there's only one mature way to settle it. You have to vote who looked better, Brandy on the fourth or Wells on the bachelorette.

And I gotta say, i came in first row that's because all of our listeners are girls and they just think you're hot no no no because girls girls respect fashion not really you can justify it any way you, but all I know is that people have spoken. Okay? Okay. And we also have some serious news to talk about in terms of Patreon. We do. Listen, it's been so much fun to do Patreon stuff.

The truth of the matter is, is that we're both getting really, really busy. Brandy especially. She's just like... Oh, yeah. Blame me. She's always jetting around in like crazy pantsuits and uh no but the truth of the matter is we're both really really busy and it's getting really hard for us to figure out times that we can do these lives and

stuff it's getting to a point now where like i feel like we're not doing a good enough job for you guys and that's not fair to be asking you guys to spend your hard-earned money on something that like, we keep postponing because of scheduling conflicts and stuff. And that's just not right to you guys. So I think that what we're going to decide to do is kind of shut down the Patreon thing. But we are going to have one last Zoom hangout

on July 23rd, 5 p.m. Pacific, 8 p.m. Eastern. So, yeah. And I don't know, like the Zooms, the Zooms are more fun because we can see you guys, too. Yeah. So I think it'll be a good way to go out. And Wells is right. Like, we just don't want to we don't want to deliver anything that's not like that. We don't feel as great. Um, status diamond status, baby. We're sad, sad, sad about this,

but also really pumped for the zoom hangout. So here's the deal though, about the zoom, because it's zoom. We have to know exactly how many people are coming. So if you want to be part of the zoom, you have to RSVP by July 21st. That's one week from today. So comment on the post in Patreon announcing the Zoom hangout and let us know if you want to come. And we'll DM everyone who comments sending you the link to the Zoom the day of, which, again, is the 23rd. But only if you comment on the post in Patreon titled Your favorite goodbye party before july 21st just so you know but anyways yeah if you can't make it you will be able to watch it back on patreon until

july 31st so no worries if you're busy that night yeah you got some musics oh my phone's in the other room hold on i do okay i got some stuff some stuff my good buddies in Ilana Royale put out some new music. Oh, nice. And so I think this is the first single off an upcoming LP or EP. I'm not really sure. But it's some baby making music, boys. Get ready. Oh, okay.

Dude, Blake couldn't last fucking 15 seconds of listening to this song without having to run to the bathroom and grab some lotion. Okay? This is Ilana Royale fall in love again? Again, that's Ilana Royale and the song is called Fall In Love Again. They are so freaking good. Now they're about to start touring again as well. If you've never seen that band live, fuck. They will ruin your brainwaves in a good way. They're fucking amazing. Great, like, Amy Winehouse, Duffy kind of throwback vibe

that is just so good. Horn section, good bass playing, fucking amazing vocals, all for it. That all you got? No, I got something else. You want me to keep going? It's up to you. Dude, I've become such a big Hiskild Messenger fan recently

and everything that this dude puts out I'm like this is so good anyways this is a song called it will if we let it and his golden messenger dude Do the words have no meaning? They weigh in if we live But first we gotta say That means we gotta learn It's not a lie One thing to note, if you're not familiar with the band, it's not His Golden Messenger, it's His Golden Messenger. H-I-S-S. So if you're trying to look it band, it's not his golden messenger. It's his golden messenger.

H-I-S-S. So if you're trying to look it up, that's what that is. What does that mean exactly? I don't know, but I like it. Okay. I'm doing some throwbacks today, baby. All right. What do you got?

Anything? I do. You know, I love Andrew Bell. He's got a new song out called Spectrum. Love Andrew Bell. Love. Huge fan. And then also the Kid LAROuroi who did a song with my sister recently he has a new song out with justin bieber called stay and i am loving it

i told you that i never would i told you i changed even when i knew i never could know that i can't stop nobody else as good as you i need you to stay when i'm away from you i miss your touch you're the reason i believe a lot I like that. That's fun. His stuff is fun. Are you familiar with this band? And I don't know if I'm saying this right. Mainskin?

I don't think so. Mainskin? I've just been hearing the songs on TikTok, but I was like, this band's fucking awesome. It's spelled M-A-N-E-S-K-I-N, but the A has like one of those little circles over it. So they're like, I don't know, like Swedish or something. If you've watched TikTok, you've heard, yeah. Da, da, da, da. Cause I'm making, making you. Put your love in the hand now, baby.

I'm making, making you. Put your love in the hand now, darling. I need you to understand. Try so hard to be. Have you heard that before? I have not, but I also don't frequent TikTok. Oh, well, that's your first problem. Cool.

Yeah, it's like the closest thing to what early Sublime was for me. I can see that. It's got that vibe. So that's it. That's all I got. All right. Very cool. All right.

Well. nice. I, uh, I don't know. I just, I just. I'll be in California on Thursday. Yeah. I'll be on California. Um, justice for Connor. All right.

I just, I'm just so hurt. He'll be in paradise, right? He's fine. I don't know if he'll be in paradise. You gotta wait and see. Could you imagine if your math teacher went on bachelor in paradise? Yeah.

Right. Anyways. All right. Live tears. We love y'all. Love you guys. We'll see y'all later. Bye. we come right back where we started from a pedal to the floor thinking of the war

gotta get us to the show california here we come right back where we started from it's too good too good 2002 we're old yeah i was shipping off to college then oh man oh really yeah dude i'm fucking old bro damn dude you know this is how old i am i went and played golf yesterday i had three beers and i took a nap when i got home oh wow three i used to be able to fucking crush like a 12 pack and then be like i'm to go on a run after golf. Not anymore. Yikes. Drink a 12-pack and then run?

Oh, yeah. That sounds miserable. That's my life. Ew. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.