Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Here for your Quaran-tainment

Episode Date: April 8, 2020

This week on YFT, Wells has grown full facial hair and Brandi has (drumroll please) taken a shower, during which she washed her hair, so they’re both feeling like completely new hosts. Wells describes how he discovered Sarah wasn’t showering on the regular, and Brandi explains why her family may be coming over to Nashville on a PJ shortly – or maybe cruising across America via RV if it’s up to Tish! The hosts discuss why TikTok is taking hours of their lives away, and Wells has a very important announcement to make: he’s officially one of the Worst Cooks in America. Derek calls Wells to coordinate what time they’ll be tuning into their old season of The Bachelorette later because what else is there to do in quarantine besides analyze old seasons of The Bachelor franchise? As always, we have some new fave things to discuss including music from Brandi’s tour mate and Grey’s Anatomy updates that make Wells fall asleep.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers. THE BACHELOR PRESENTS: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART– Make sure to tune into Listen To Your Heart, a six-episode event starting Monday, April 13th 8/7c on ABC! AVEO– Get a 10-day trial pack for just ONE DOLLAR (!!) when you go to AveoVision.com/YFT THIRDLOVE– Go to ThirdLove.com/YFT to find your perfect fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase! THERAGUN– Try Theragun risk-free for 30 days or your money back. Plus, get up to $150 off your device when you go to theragun.com/yft

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Your hair looks good. I washed it. I just washed it. It's amazing what a little shampoo will do. So I've noticed that Sarah hasn't showered in a couple days. Yeah, it's quarantine. I mean, I get it. Today, we were on Good Morning America, like a Skype-in thing.

Oh. And I kind of booked it because I knew she'd have to take a shower very passive aggressive of you i actually didn't but it was a nice outcome because like we have a steam in our shower you know oh must be nice i realize that this comes across as very like champagne problems thing. But here's the thing. I lived my entire life without a steam in the shower. And I got to say, it's the greatest thing in the world to be able to take a steam every single day.

I'm sure. The reason why I know that she hasn't taken a shower in a while is because I steam and then I take a cold shower right after, you know? Oh, that sounds horrible. Oh, no, it's the greatest thing ever. It is. Oh, my God. Dudes love cold showers. after, you know? Oh, that sounds horrible. Oh no, it's the greatest thing ever. It is, oh my God. Dudes love cold showers. No, because you're so hot, you know? And then you take a cold shower.

No, I still don't want to take a cold shower. You're crazy. Anyway, so it's always on like the coldest setting, you know? And I'll get in every day and I'm like, well, it hasn't changed, you know? Okay, thank God we have listen to your heart coming out i am so pumped about this and honestly girls out there that have a thing for musicians you should be pumped about this because this is 20 single musicians that are coming to the bachelor mansion it's basically

the bachelor but all musicians i'm so pumped yes When is it coming out? Because I need this now. Oh, I cannot wait. April 13th is the day that the next Bachelor chapter begins in our lives. Yeah, it's got everything you love, man. Romance, hot tubs, Chris Harrison. And of course, drama, drama, drama. Also, why wasn't I a part of this and like bartending for all these people? I was actually just about to ask that because they have some of the biggest names in music judging the show, like Jason Mraz and Kesha and Bachelor Nation fan favorites. I guess that's

not you. I guess not. Which of these new Bachelor hopefuls will make beautiful music together? Who will strike the right note and who is there for the song reasons? I see what you did there. Seriously, I'm really pumped to watch this. Living in Nashville, this is going to hit right at home for me. I'm super pumped about this show. So make sure you guys check it out. The Bachelor presents Listen to Your Heart, a six-episode event starting Monday, April 13th, 8, 7 central on ABC. Honestly, like everyone's out here like dying because we can't go get our hair colored and everything. You know, it's like a worldwide like women's issue right now yeah and i'm like guys take a shower

wash your hair it's a game changer well did you see that i took sarah's extensions out the other day yeah i did i was actually really impressed i was impressed with myself too but like i'm good at like if you teach me how to do something i can do it pretty well i'm good with my hands you can yeah i'm a pretty competent person but you know what we're doing tonight coloring it no no no i don't trust myself with that there's like tinfoil involved from what i understand yeah no she's cutting my hair oh that's exciting i know but she's freaking out you gotta go live and do that yeah we might do that or we might do like a time lapse oh yeah i like time lapse you You know, because live

I won't be like paying attention to questions. I'll be wanting to pay attention to like what she's doing. She's on some medication that makes her kidneys stay functioning, but it also makes her

a little shaky. So. She's a little off the top. Yeah. Oops, buzz cut. Yeah, I know. Yeah. If you know it's just a shitty job,

who cares at this point? Maybe it'll look great. But look at this beard, yo. You see this? I'm loving it. It's a new favorite Wells Adams look. I've realized why Sarah likes it. Why? I'm like a different person, you know? Like she got sick of hanging out with normal Wells in

quarantine and now she gets to hang out with this stranger. She gets to fuck a different dude now. You know, it's nice for her. I thought you were going to say that it made for better activities, if you will. What, like going downtown? Yeah. Going downtown George Brown?

Mm-hmm. I feel like girls wouldn't like that because it'd be like super fuzzy down there. No, it's a good thing is it yeah i didn't know how good until i started dating right right so gross sorry yeah can you imagine if the other way around like guys getting head from from this hot chick and he starts feeling all this fur and be like who's down there ew that's the gross. I know, right? How's your quarantining going on? It's been great. Don't get me wrong, but I finally have petitioned my family.

I'm like, you got to come to Nashville. I need some human interaction. Yeah. Yeah, I'm working on them. How does that work? Does Miley get like the jet? I feel like that's probably the best move just because of the situation. You know, Tish loves, what is it, RV across America or whatever?

She's never going to do that. That's what she's talking about. Oh, really? Yeah. Cruise America, by the way. Cruise America, yeah. Tish is talking Cruise America. MC's talking PJ.

I don't know what they're going to do. If the PJ's on the table, you're getting on the PJ. That's what I said. But my mom's like, it sounds so fun to drive cross country right now and like take our time and not have to be in a rush because there's nothing to get there too she's not wrong she's really not wrong actually oh yeah do you know what sucks about that idea though is that national parks are closed down so you can't go like check out shit and i just thought i guess you can wear gloves at gas stations and stuff but

you have to stop along the way and like touch gross stuff if pj's on the table pj's on the table bro that's what i'm saying i know so we'll see we'll see i'm still working on them all right we're getting a little stir crazy over here i'm not gonna lie i'm falling into a routine and the routine now is like i wake it's the same thing like I wake up I make coffee feed the dogs I watch the news I go hit golf balls in the garage I do some work I go on a run I lift some weights I eat some lunch I watch some tv and then all of a sudden I'm drunk again at 930. You know? Man, I'm asleep at 930. Are you? Yeah.

Shit, man. It's crazy out there. I hope it's over soon because A, I need to make some money. And B, I really want my boyfriend to be able to come here. And C, I really want to go on tour this summer. I saw that Sam Hunt still released his record. Thank God because we need some new music. No one else is putting anything out. I know.

Hopefully everything just gets pushed back and like basically we'll just finish the year like a couple months behind. Yeah. Probably not. Enough about being a Debbie Downer. Alright well do you want to start the show or are we done? We should start the show.

Me? You? I think it's my turn. Okay. Hold on. Let me get... You've been getting better at that during this quarantine? No, but I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I am going to... I think tomorrow is... No, tomorrow I've got a bunch of work to do. Next day is the day that I'm going to start learning the piano.

Wow. That's ambitious. Yeah, so here we go. All right, go for it. Quarantine bros and quarantine hoes. You're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast. With Wells and Brandy. Fuck, dude.

Love it. That was a terrible intro. Wasn't it? It was terrible. You want to do it again? I'll fill you guys in a little secret. My dad wrote an intro for my mom and I's podcast today, and it's fire. What is that shit, dude?

Blood can't make us one? I'm sure he'd love to. He's bored out of his mind. Yeah. Can we play it? Can you play it? No, it's just a voice memo currently that my mom has on her phone. So I told him to go record it for real.

And then we can play it. Can I hear the voice memo? I don't have it. Tish does. Text your mom and say, I want to, Wells wants to hear it. He wants to play on the show.

Unless you don't want to. I don't know. It was kind of hard to hear the lyrics. All right. then never mind i feel like we like need to be patient and wait for the greatness of the actual recorded song all anyone is doing is being patient right now all right this is one thing i don't have to be patient about you know one more week fuck me okay you want to go uh you want to get some fave things bro yeah i do i got a question for you wells i got answers i've caved and downloaded tiktok yeah how are you like do you scroll through tiktok often do you like tiktok are you a fan what are your thoughts i kind of forget

about it a lot i gotta be honest with you about that but when i do scroll through i think it's pretty funny it's hilarious it's pretty funny. It's hilarious. It's a black hole. I scroll for hours. I know. And I don't even follow anybody. I'm looking at funny shit. Yeah, same.

Do you follow me? No. I'll follow you if you follow me. Have you ever made a video? Yeah, I've got a bunch. I got a bunch of followers too. I got like 50,000 followers. You do?

I got like 50,000 followers. What is your TikTok name? So because someone had my name, I just, as a filler, put BC and Astra because that was all I could come up with. I wasn't taken. First of all, TikTok's hard. I did a Mario Kart video with two of my dogs. Took me like an hour and a half.

And it's not even that great. Dude, I know. So torn between like, yeah, it's kind of fun to do videos that other people have done. But also like, I wish I was just funny enough and smart enough to come up with an original idea that everybody else wanted to do, too. I mean, there are people putting treadmills on rooftops and, like, treadmilling into the pool off of their rooftop. I mean, people are committed. It's crazy. It's crazy.

This TikTok, it came along at the perfect time. It came along when everyone had so much time in their hands to do this shit. Well, it didn't just come along, though. It's actually been out for a long freaking time. Well, it's just now starting to pop. Yeah, it's now starting to pop up. This is the best thing that ever happened to TikTok was this quarantine. Yeah.

I'm enjoying TikTok. Probably my new favorite app. Wow. I mean, I still talk shit about it, though. It's one of those things where, like, there's a lot of boring videos on there, but the ones that are funny are fucking funny. I'll tell you who i i want kicked off tiktok they'll suck you in on something and then it'll be like follow and wait until later to see the rest of the video and you're like dude what the fuck

did i just watch bro oh yeah or ones that say wait till the end and then nothing good yeah exactly yeah there's a special ring of hell for people like that. All right. You've wasted 72 seconds of my life. I have some good news. You do? I do. The Food Network announced. I thought you were going to be like, Sarah and I made a baby. No.

If we've learned anything from this quarantine, we've learned that it's not time to have babies. Yeah, for real. Okay. Sorry. The Food Network The Food Network announced Its spring-summer run of shows Of which Worst Cooks in America Celebrity Edition

Will be coming out on May 10th And guess who's going to be on next season? My co-host, Wells Adams? That's correct! Oh my god! On next season. My co-host, Wells Adams? That's correct. Oh, my God. Brandi Cyrus, you win a brand new Dodge Viper. Congratulations. You were right.

Can I get a Dodge Ram instead? You want a Dodge Ram over a Dodge Viper? Yeah, I need something to pull my horse trailer. All right, that's fair. You want to know who's on the show? Please tell me everything. It's about time you got a cooking show, by the way. I know, but this is Worst Cooks in America.

That's perfect for you. Fair enough. Okay, you have myself, Brian Posain. Do you know who that is? He's a stand-up comedian. He was on Big Bang Theory. That was like one of his big things. He's also in the New Mandalorian show.

He gets killed pretty quickly, but whatever. He's like a really big, funny comedian. Then you have Robin Gibbons. Notoriously, she was married to Mike Tyson, but like, we don't need to bring that up. She was also like in a bunch of Eddie Murphy movies. She's a beautiful, beautiful woman. I got to know her and we became friends. I love Robin Gibbons so much.

Okay. Then you got Johnny Bananas from The Challenge. Which is kind of fucked up because literally this guy's job is just to do competition shows. You know? Pretty much. And that's what this is. I think he's going to be better than everybody. I think that this guy

is just used to it. Like used to how this competition stuff. You know? Because a lot of it is under pressure under pressure you're under pressure you're under a clock you know it's hot you know there's a lot of people doing stuff and if you're used to that it's easier you know i think that johnny is going to be tough i'll say that then you have bridget everett bridget everett is um a stand-up comedian and she actually does a podcast with Amy Schumer. She's hilarious.

I need to play on... After I tell everyone that I'm going to play this Bridget Everett clip, it's going to make you die laughing. Then you have Sonya Morgan, who is on some Real Housewives of Crazy People. Oh my god.

I didn't think that this person was real when I met like the antics that were happening, but she was absolutely wonderful. But oh my God, I totally get why she's on like Real Housewives of whatever. You don't even know which Real Housewives she's on. Oh, Real Housewives of New York. Oh, okay. Makes sense.

That's a good one, right? And then closing it out, heavy hitter, you know him, you love him. Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, the evening TV. Dave Coulier.

That's right, everybody. He's on? Uncle Joey. Wow. That's right. Cut it out. So anyway, it's a pretty good cast. Pretty good cast. I'll be honest with you. Okay, I wanted to play some of this Bridget Everett.

She's almost like a crooner. She's like singing to the crowd, like singing to these men. And it's just so funny. So here's Bridget Everett. This is Keep It In Your Pants. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Bridget Everett. Some of you may not know me, but you're not going to fucking forgive me. Let me just clear up a couple quick things.

Bridget, you wearing a bra? Nope, don't need one. Next question. What the fuck is about to happen? What the fuck is about to happen? Why they save the one and only woman till last. You'll see. What's your name?

Shut up, nobody cares. Nice to see you. So ladies, how are we going to handle this war on pussy? You got people there. They're our allies, right? There's these fucking MIT motherfuckers. They're wearing turtlenecks in the summertime. They got a whole big fucking, they got a lot of fucking, they know a lot of words.

They made some nail polish, right? And they said, ladies, here, bring the track down for a second just bring it down for a second they made us up some nail polish and we can put it on our fingers and we can wear it to the club and we can dip our fingers in the glass and if our nails change colors then we know we've been dosed with a rape drug how about this this? Um, don't touch my pussy unless I say you can touch my pussy, Mr. Cosby. Hit the track! No.

Did you hear it? Yep. And I want to dedicate it to my new best friend over there. What's your name? She's so funny, dude. When your lady is tired, her patience is expired. She needs to get off her feet. She's so funny, dude. Standing there in the wind. And you stand at those titties like they're two fluffy kitties. And your mind fills up with sin. Put your dick.

Put your dick. Help me down the stairs. Put your dick away. Thank you so much. Put your dick away. Gentlemen, thank you. Put your dick. Put your dick.

Put your dick, put your dick, put your dick away. Okay, so, so funny because she's like working the crowd. She's wearing a very loosely fitting dress. And first of all, Bridget is like the most sweet, wonderful person I've ever met. And like seeing this, I was like, oh my God, like you have this like alter ego. And she's like, dude, when I get on stage, like I can just, I can do whatever. We were filming family show effectively on Food Network and couldn't stop singing. Put your dick, put your dick away. And they were like, guys, everyone, we need you to stop singing.

Put your dick away for this next scene. Can you get that audio track and put it on TikTok and make a TikTok video to that? Oh my God. Yes, I can do. I can do anything. That's a genius idea. You're welcome. The other thing that I just want to talk about is Dave Coulier, who is Uncle Joey on Full House, who's on the show.

Sophia, last week, she was like, don't meet your heroes. Not that Uncle Joey's one of my heroes, but I grew up with him, you know? And I was kind of nervous when I found out who the cast was to me because i was like what if he sucks dude you know like what if he sucks it's gonna ruin full house for me take it from me guys uncle joey is even more rad than you think he is so he does this thing where he can do a million different fart noises and what and he you can give him any celebrity and he can do what their fart sounds like and i'm not no it's uncanny it's him on the pod oh we have to get on the pod i had to keep this quiet for so long but like it is one of the funniest things i have ever heard

like we'd be like donald trump and the way he does like donald trump's fart is so hilarious i made him do i was like okay 1992 olympics carrie strug just lands a triple sow cow but hurts her ankle she puts those arm up the the ankle's broken do the fart right when she lands and he like he nails it no so anyways i need to hear this i know so we'll get him like we'll get on the pod maybe food network will be like you can do it when he's off the show or whatever i don't know so anyways, if we're still in quarantine, May 10th. Oh God, I hope not. I hope not too. But we might be.

If we are, guess what? Food Network, y'all. Very cool. Congrats, Wellesley. Oh, Derek's calling. Should we put Derek on the show? Please. I would love to hear his sweet, sweet voice.

What's up, dude? Hey, dude. Full disclosure, you're on YFT right now. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, I am wearing gloves and face masks coming back from my run, which is the weirdest way to run ever. Oh, yeah.

I feel like I understand why Bane was so jacked, Batman. Everything is so much harder. I was born in a face mask. You merely had COVID-19 when you were 35. I was born in it. I was just calling to see when you guys are watching tonight. We are watching. All right, cool.

What are you guys watching? We're watching our season of The Bachelorette. Oh, my gosh. Together every week? Yeah, Derek and I together. You guys, this is a new low. Brandi there. Yeah.

You can't hear her, unfortunately, but she's saying this is a new low for us. Brandi. Tell Derek I said hello. With a sweetheart. Hey, Derek, I'm glad you're keeping safe over there. Remember to put a mask on when you go on your jogs. Remember to put your gloves on when you go on your jogs. Remember to put your gloves on when you go on your jogs. And remember to put a glove

on your pee-pee so you don't get anything crazy up your pee-pee and your urethra hole, okay? Derek, I love you. Kisses, smoochies. Kiss you, dude. I'm gonna go eat dinner. Okay, bye-bye now, sweetheart. Wash your hands. And your dick hole.

I cannot believe you guys are planning what time to watch an old episode of The Bachelorette. Well, you know, Derek and I's reality TV journey is very much intertwined. The first episode, we both get roses or whatever. The second episode, we do the one-on-one where I get the fireman date rose, so I almost die, and he gets a one-on-one. Right? Yeah. And then we a one-on-one. Right.

And then we basically don't really do anything until the episode that we get kicked off where I get the one-on-one and I get kicked off. And then he gets the two-on-one with chase and gets kicked off. So we like our big episodes are the same episodes. So I started watching last week and he was like, wait, I want in on this. And I'm like, right. So he's like, let's watch the next one. I was like, well, we're doing it. We're doing bachelor Monday. and he was like, wait, I want in on this. And I'm like, great. So he's like, let's watch the next one. I was like, well, we're doing

Bachelor Monday. So he's like, okay, okay, okay. Listen, there's not much to look forward to anymore, Bran. I know, I know, I know, I know. I was thinking today, like, I'm a little burnt out on shows. Get on board with us. You want to do it with us? I've seen your season once. I'll need to see

it again. I feel like I could go back and watch someone's old season. I just don't know. I don't know which one. I mean, it's okay. It's not like you don't do a podcast with one of them people, so it's fine. I've already seen it. It's whatever. It's fine.

You got any other fave things, bro? Bro? Manifest. I've been watching. Grey's, which I know you don't watch. Thank you for letting DeLuca be in this last episode. Grey's Gods, because I missed him.

So funny, because I was so not for that relationship in the beginning, and now I'm like, I kind of miss DeLuca, and I'm not crazy with this new Irish guy for Meredith. I'm just not. Mm-hmm. Yep, totally. I fucking hate Deena DeLuca, and

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Okay, have you watched Westworld? Did you watch last night's episode? I'm almost caught up on Westworld. So I got to the point where Aaron Paul and Dolores meet effectively. Last night's episode was massive. Okay. Okay.

Okay. I'm going to catch up. So that means you've seen the first two episodes, I believe. So if you watch the first two that you know, or you should know, and if you don't, then you've just missed it. That when Dolores left, like blew up Delos or whatever, when she like blew up the last world, she took five pearls with her. Do you know that? The five pearls, which is like the brain pearl that she takes that's the person

and then she can put it in whoever she wants basically yes okay so you found I found out last night who those five pearls are okay well don't say anything about there yet mind-blowing yeah here's the thing like season three is so, but season two was such a dumpster fire that a lot of people are just not in on it, you know? Season two was a dumpster fire, but if you go online and just read some of the recaps and just kind of catch up on what that whole thing was about and then start season three,

season three, like it's visually insane. It's so cool visually to watch. And Dolores is so badass in season three. And I feel like the story arc is much easier to follow this season. So if you can just like kind of cliff notes what season two was and pick back up with this one, I actually think you guys will really like it. I'm loving it. All right. Speaking of robots, have you seen the newest Star Wars Rise of Skywalker?

I haven't actually. Oh, I really didn't like the last one. The Last Jedi. Mm-hmm. Loved The Force Awakens. Loved The Force Awakens. Didn't love The Last Jedi because nothing really happens, you know?

They're just kind of like chasing the same like vehicle the entire time. And for whatever reason, Luke decides to milk some sort of giant manatee and that's weird. Like, love those like cute little bird penguin things and you're like, oh, this is just a merchandise play.

I don't know. I gotta say, Rey is freaking awesome. Kylo Ren's kind of a doucher. You're not, you're trying to figure out what's happening with Kylo Ren, but you know what?

The redeeming quality of Kylo Ren is that it's played by Adam Driver, who's a phenomenal actor. You know? I love Adam Driver. He kills it. BB-8 is such a good droid. You gotta love BB-8, right?

I don't know if it's because I love Oscar Isaac so much or it's because I think that Poe's a great character. I think it's both. I love Oscar Isaac. He's an amazing actor. Inside Llewyn Davis is still one of my favorite movies ever and he's phenomenal in that. But here's the thing. When you lose Han Solo, which was like, what the fuck are you doing

killing off Han Solo? But when you lose Han Solo, there's this glaring hole in storyline with humor, dashing good looks. You've got Rey, who's like badass jedi but she's very similar to leia where she's like this like kind of like big strong powerful badass woman and you need that balanced out by like big strong badass dude that's funny you know i feel like it wasn't really there whereas the newest one poe really like takes on and embodies han and it just does a great job. Also, there's a new droid. I don't even know his name.

It's like a cone head thing. That's the cutest thing in the world. So I'm just saying you got plenty of time. I know you might be a big Star Wars person, but check out the newest Star Wars. I think you'll like it. Hmm. Thanks for that.

I got a little power nap in there. Thank you. Well, hmm thanks for that um i got a little power nap in there thank you well can't wait for you to do 30 more minutes of fucking gray's anatomy and i could but i spare you every week so the other day i went on a run have you seen all these videos of like christian idiot pastors being like i condemn you covet 19 and send you back into the devil's pit. I heal you, middle America. You are healed from COVID-19.

Like there's like televangelists. I can't say I've seen any of those. Really? You haven't seen the televangelist? Let me see if I can find one. Please find one. Sounds funny. COVID-19.

COVID-19. Sounds funny. COVID-19! COVID-19! Creepy? Very. Oh, he spit at him. I blow the wind of God on you. What the fuck is the wind of God?

A fart? A Jesus fart? And you'll never be back. And you'll never be back. Thank you, our God. Let it happen. Cause it to happen. I'm scared. That guy just cured COVID-19 for us because he spit on it with the fart of God. for us because he spit on it with the fart of god so there's like a lot of this going on where it's just like this is a problem with the world that you think that that's going to fix anything

if you think that someone's going to be like and i caught upon the the madden the mighty fury of Kylo Ren and spit the lightsaber at you, COVID-19. Like, if you think that's going to fix anything, you're crazy. All right? If you want to call on anybody, call on scientists and doctors to help figure out a cure. All right? But I thought it was funny the other day I went on a run. Because I still go on runs when I go. Do you also glove up and mask up?

I don't. But if I see someone that's like on the sidewalk from me, I will get on the road and I'll go at least like 15, 20 feet away from them. And you know what I saw yesterday? What? It was a priest walking down the street and guess what he was wearing? A mask? Yeah.

And gloves. All right. And I thought that was so amazing. I was like, even the priest is like, man, I don't know. I don't know, guys. I don't know. Like, I can use the wind of God, but I'm also going to put the mask on because just in case. Yeah, double up, you know?

Yeah. You know, just in case. Just in case. I spit on you. Yeah. Even Catholics are like, i don't know guys this seems pretty serious i'm not sure what you drinking uh moscow mule dude oh i thought it was wine delicious and my last thing that we watched that was just so good this was not like on netflix on like actual tv it's funny to be like you you got to go find us on actual TV. But it's called 2020 Deadly Ride. I need to find it.

Do you remember the moment you saw that gun? How could I forget? Helmsley County 911. Please hurry up. Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. There's a crazy man out on the shooting spree. Developments in that horrifying massacre. An Uber driver.

911. I'd like to report an arrest. here's my uber driver we all love hailing a car with a nap but the truth is you really don't know who's in the driver's seat who could have ever imagined that these strangers lives would forever be connected because of an uber driver the suspect walks up closely to the victims and shoot some point blank no no it's not them it's not them they said yeah okay this was the craziest tube park 2020 thing i've ever seen in kalamazoo michigan a couple years back this uber driver starts picking people up and then killing them i don't want to ruin it for you but they finally catch him

he straight up is like this is his defense he straight up is like the uber app looks like the devil horns like if i guess it kind of does i don't know it's like the uber is the devil and it started to tell me who to kill and i'd ask should i kill them one ding for yes two dings for no and like you know like you get a ride it goes bing or if you like get like you know bing bing he's an idiot and maybe he was with us i don't know but he starts saying that the uber app is telling him who to kill and goes on this crazy killing spree dang dude 2020 the deadly ride i don't want to give a ding for all the people that were hurting it but but like it is a crazy story.

I feel like if I watch that, I'll never get an Uber ever again. That's what I thought. What's crazy about it is that he was killing some people and then not killing other people that were in the car. Yeah. And so they're like there was a bulletin out of like his make and model car. And people were getting in the car being like, you're not the killer, right? You're not the shooter, right? And he's like, no.

No way. Yes. Tell me, man. Check it out. That one's crazy, bro. Well, on a lighter note. Sorry. There is a Netflix show coming out.

Looks like on the 15th. And maybe that's next weekend or the weekend after. Disclosure. It's a young adult show. It's adapted from a YA novel, I'm pretty sure. But it's called Outer Banks. And just reading the synopsis for it, it kind of sounds like it's going to be like

this generation's One Tree Hill. Okay. Give it to me. Co-created and executive produced by Jonas and Josh Pate, Outer Banks takes place in North Carolina in a city torn between the haves and the have-nots. John B. is the charismatic leader of the Pogues, a group of working-class teens

who just want to bounce between odd jobs and make the most out of their summer. But when John B. learns that there's hope of finding his lost father, all of those relaxing vibes change. Together with his right-hand man and best friend, JJ, John B. will lead his friends on a treasure hunting adventure that will hopefully end with finding out what happened to his

father the day his ship sank. Nice. I'm into it. I love a good YA story. I'm sorry. I'm into it. Yeah. Yeah, I am too.

I'm sure it'll just be like a feel-good, like lazy watch, you know what I mean? Like scroll through your phone at the same time or something. But kind of excited for it. If it's anything like One Tree Hill,'m on board i'm down and i love the outer banks here ben no where is that north carolina on the shore no i haven't great place you should definitely visit if i ever am allowed to leave this house then sure let's go i know are we gonna have hannah and the show soon yeah next week next week hannah Hannah Ann on the show soon? Yeah, next week. Next week, Hannah Ann is on the show. Yeah.

I can't wait to ask her about TikTok. Like, help me out. Shut your stupid face. Why? We're going to ask her all about Peter and Kelly. But I also need a TikTok tutorial. By the way, so I met Kelly. Oh, I think I, wait, no, I knew that. Yeah, I met

Kelly at Harrison's Seagram's Rose Party. That's right. Now it seems like she's just hanging out with Barb and Pete, Mr. Barb, and the whole fam. That's Mr. Barb. I haven't talked to anybody in that

family at all since I last tried to text Pam. But I wouldn't talked to anybody in that family at all since we last since I last tried to text Pam. But I wouldn't be shocked. And I know I really know nothing, but I wouldn't be shocked if they are either attempting to date right now or end up dating soon. Just because it does seem like that they're really close. And it kind of seems like before when the women tell all aired and I hit up Pam, you know, she was like, yeah, there's really good friends. And like that, maybe that's the case. But I just feel like when you're really good friends with an ex like that and you're hanging

out all the time, like it's it's hard for nothing else to happen. You know what I mean? Yeah. And they already went to Pound Town in that hotel room. Well, we think. I mean, I think we know. I'm kind of here for it. I always liked Kelly and Peter together. I'm kind of here for it.

I always liked Kelly and Peter together. I am too. I'm just excited to talk to Hannah Ann, right? Yeah, same. It seems like her and Maddie are BFFs now. I know. I just don't get any of it. But we're going to get down to the bottom of it.

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So is it Anthony Cuomo? Yeah. Or Andrew Cuomo? The governor of New York. Cuomo is all you really need to know. Yeah. The governor of New York, Cuomo. When you watch the news, you see like the governor of New York.

He's like always on the news talking about New York. You know, I just tweeted out like jokingly. I was like, I don't know much about politics, but apparently the governor of New York is now the president, which is super neat because like, you know, you think you see the president on all the time, but you just see whatever he did, the governor of New York all the time. So I made that joke. And then like, of course, it's political and everyone's so dumb. Like I opened with, I don't know anything about politics. And then people are being like then they got get political with me like oh my god can you believe he's hoarding fucking respirators you know like yelling at me and i'm just like shut up dude i started with i don't know anything about politics you know and then people were like really you want

this guy to be president and they showed that like i guess he's got pierced nipples and you can he does yeah and i guess you can see it in a picture like really you want you want's got pierced nipples. And you can see. He does? Yeah, and I guess you can see it in a picture. Like, really, you want, you want someone with pierced nipples to be the president? I'm like, first of all, anyone can be the president, okay? And you got pierced nipples. Cool, dude. That's not, that's your thing, man. That's not my thing. And also, like, that doesn't mean you're a fucking horrible person if you got pierced nips.

It doesn't. That doesn't automatically make you a shitty person. It means that maybe you're into some weird shit. Or maybe you got some flappy nipsips and that keeps them tight, you know? And all I'm saying is that you guys are judging him for fucking having pierced nips. And maybe, you know what? You should look at yourself and see what's wrong with you before you go after the governor of New York's pierced nips. That's all I'm going to say on that.

All right. I thought that was so funny. They were like, really? He's got pierced nipples. And I'm like, how am I supposed to respond to this you know yeah i mean i know less about politics than you know so what's wrong with having pierced nips i don't think anything i don't i mean i don't have them me neither but you know who does who young nicky really i can see that yeah

i can see that i'm surprised Miley doesn't have like, I bet Miley has like one, only one Pierce. No, hers aren't done. Oh, interesting. No,

as are though. Oh, okay. Um, let's start music. We finally got some, some good music out this, this week.

What do you got for me? We don't have to play it. Cause everyone and their moms freaking heard it, but Drake's new single is fire. We just have to shout it out. Okay. He's a freaking genius coming up with a song song that has a dance to it right now. Like,

it's freaking smart. Um, all right. We talked about Sam Hunt's album. The whole album's great. Don't get me wrong, but I've decided my favorite song is called young ones. Can we play it?

Can you play the chorus please? We were young ones. We were gun ones. Singing in the sun once. Back rolls in the wild when we run once. Keeps thrills doing things in the wheat fields. We were young. We were young. please make out in the hall i'll cover up your mouth and play it cool with my parents call I mean, he really is doing a very good job of blurring the lines between country and pop, I feel like. If he didn't have a twang in his voice and there's like a little bit of banjo or mandolin or whatever that is in there then i'd be like that's a pop song yeah there's

another track on this new album i feel like it might be let it down but don't quote me on that um where he does his talking thing that he did in take your time that was his his first like massive single um and that to me like that's his trademark is doing that like talking like almost like rapping but a country track which is so cool the album's great young ones my favorite single. And that to me, like that's his trademark is doing that like talking like almost like rapping, but a country track, which is so cool. The album's great. Young One's my favorite. And I also love Breaking Up With Easy in the 90s. Great song. And I love Sinning With You also, which he's released previous. So you've probably heard that one already. Love Sam. So happy he finally has an album out. Really hoping we get to do this tour this summer for

you guys because it's just going to be so great. I also am loving, it was on New Music Friday, Troye Sivan's new song, Take Yourself Home. Have you heard that one yet? No, but I once interviewed Troye Sivan and I made him write a country song with me. Yeah. I'm tired of this thing, scream if you're with me If I wanna die, let's die somewhere pretty, yeah I'm tired of this moment, city needs a login If I'm gonna waste my time, let us have a go Take yourself home, take yourself home I like it.

Great driving music. Yeah. He's a nice guy too. Okay. You're up. Have you heard the new Bright Eyes track? No. guy too okay you're up have you heard the new bright eyes track no dude persona non grata is fire bro left you in the sense there in tiananmen square you were filled with despair

undefed and depressed make it lock where a prison stood God knows you never would lie to yourself But you do every time Made a life of deception And passive aggression Gonna scream when I sing I'm gonna die in the ring Turn me on, you're a knockout.

Climb up onto my cloud. Do you worst to me now before I change my mind? Now you, you wanna be true to me once again. I mean, it's just like vintage Conroe burst. Yeah, just love it. Just sing like this the entire time and I'm so scared of losing you.

God, I love him so much. The other one was Moon Taxi's got a new track out. Oh, you love Moon Taxi. I mean, they're just my boys and it's funny because tommy the the bass player and i are i mean i'm friends with all those guys but mainly trev who's a lead singer and tommy the bass player are still close and tommy's just a huge bachelor fan well i think it's i think it's his wife really is but he's just very invested now.

And so he texts me like every once in a while being like, what's going on? Like what's happening with Paradise? And he was texting me last night and it reminded me, I was like, oh, I need to play this new song. It's Moon Taxi. This is called Hometown Heroes. And it's just, I mean, vintage Moon Taxi, but it's got a little bit of a pop layering to it. their ways. Some stay close and others fade away. These memories are what they seem. The house I knew, was it all a dream? Yeah, we go way back where we started from. We were hometown heroes, high enough for everyone.

Yeah, we go way back where we started from. What do you think? I love it. It's very reminiscent of the band of Monsters and Men. Yeah, I can give you that. Which I love them, so it's a compliment. Wolfpack's got some new shiz out. You know how I feel about Wolfpack.

This is called Three on E Yeah The universal cheat code to unlock your funky self Come on A simple patient, a patient beneficial to your health Are you trying to learn and modify this prophecy? I mean, you can't not help but listen to Wolfpack and get a smile on your face. That bass line. I was so good.

You are so funny. I must say, this is nice being able to hear it for a change. Yeah. Okay. Well, you got anything else? Are we done? I think that's it. All right. Well, we did all we can do we did a great job yeah we did a great job for for being at the end of times you know did you see that a tiger got coronavirus yeah and then i saw the meme immediately that was um joe exotic being like i once again blame carol

baskin for this shit, which is hilarious. Is that like for real though? Like, I feel like a human couldn't have given it to that tiger. Who knows? You don't think our dogs can get it, right? I don't know. Apparently our dogs can't. But yeah, dude, if they get.

I am too. All right. Be safe out there. Be healthy. You too. Yeah. I look forward to your TikTok about the, what was that song? I don't even remember now.

The comedian, the comedian. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bridget Everett. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. What's the lyric? I look forward to that TikTok. This morning and your old lady's snoring in her white cotton underpants. Let's just go out with Bridget Everett doing this.

Nobody creeping, but you take a walk with your hands. But the mother of these babies hasn't slept since the 80s. Gotta let your lady rest. Cause if you start the stroking when your lady don't want poking, there's gonna be some real distress. So put your dick, put your dick, you sick fuck Push your dick away That bit Alright, Brandi, be safe out there I miss you and I love you

Love you, Welzy Bye I know you'll sing it, you sick bitch What's your name? Derek Hey Derek, you ever been with a big girl before? No, but I've seen your show and I've been thinking about it since the last time.

God bless Montreal! God, I love Bridget so much. This is the family of four over here. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation. God, I love Bridget so much.