Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Hermanos y prostitutas!!!

Episode Date: February 15, 2023

Wells have never been to a fashion day let alone a fashion week, but he has been to Rodeo Drive, which is not pronounced the way it sounds ... odd? Wells and Sarah have been learning new languages recently, which makes up for all the learning Wells didn’t do in school. This week, he shares his most popular cheating techniques. Student discretion is advised… After attempting to start the show in Spanish, Brand-eye and Wells chat about The Bachelor, hall passes, and BabyBel Cheese. They discuss which celebs give them the ick and which they think are probably awesome, and Wells would like to know if Austin Butler could speak normally now, please and thank ya!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Prose — Go to Prose.com/yft for your FREE in-depth hair consultation and 15% off your first order  Farmers Dog — Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/YFT. Plus, you get FREE shipping  Zocdoc — Go to Zocdoc.com/YFT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE  Lomi — Turn your food waste into dirt with the press of a button with Lomi. Use the code YFT to save $50 at lomi.com/YFT 

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Hello? Hello. How you doing? I'm fine. How are you? Good. You look like you're about to give a TED Talk or something. You look very professional.

Oh. Oh, well, that's great. You look hungover. Do I? Yeah. Why do you say that? You just look like you're moving a little slow this morning. Is it because I postponed?

I mean, that didn't help the case. So that's how you knew is because I postponed. But you look a little dehydrated, if you will. What does that mean? You you look a little dehydrated, if you will. What does that mean? You just look a little dehydrated. There you go. I don't like the fact that I look hungover. Are you hungover?

Yes. I thought so. But you'd be really proud of me. I have not been drinking very much. I feel like the YFT are saying I'm like a full-blown alcoholic. But the problem is that we generally record this show either on Saturday or Sunday. So those are the two nights that I do go out. No, we normally record on Monday.

That's true. That is true. But we have been recording recently. On some Saturdays. Yes. We have. Anyways, we went out last night and had a ball, but we're paying for it today. But you'd be proud of me. I haven't been really been drinking very much recently.

I feel like that might be why your hangovers feel so bad, though. Yeah, because I'm not like practicing being an alcoholic. Yeah, like I feel like mine have always been kind of bad because I don't drink often. Yeah. Like mine have always been kind of bad because I don't drink often. Yeah. I was never able to like build up the correct tolerance. Whereas somebody like Caitlin Bristow who says she has no hangovers ever.

She's like a pro drinker. You know what I mean? She's like built up that tolerance and it's paid off for her. She has no hangovers. So I don't know. Maybe she's doing it right. Yeah. I guess if you just stay drunk the entire time. Yeah.

Not to say that Caitlin's drunk all the time, but she does drink a lot. She does. And she never, ever is hungover. I know. It's honestly, it's a real talent. Yeah. At our wedding, she got turnt up. Well, we all did. Everyone did. Yeah. How are you feeling? Right now. Yeah. At our wedding, she got turnt up. Well, we all did. Everyone did. Yeah.

How are you feeling? Right now? Yeah. Oh, I feel great. Your camera looks great. What's happening over there? Like this is a different setup or something. Since you pushed for an hour, I've spent the last 45 minutes really dialing in my situation.

And I swapped desks. I took my desk from the other room where my DJ shit is set up and I swapped everything because this desk is on wheels and I thought it'd be nice to be able to like move it around. I got a new tripod. It's made my cameras a little straighter. I do have the like actual camera set up, which I've been using, but you know, yeah, I don't know. I just, I really have it dialed. Looks great. Thanks. You're doing great, kid. You yeah, I don't know. I just, I really have it dialed. Looks great. Thanks. You're doing great, kid.

You know, I try. Well, I don't normally try, but I'm trying today. So you're in Nashville, but you were just in New York. No, I was just in LA. I'm going to New York tomorrow. Oh, tomorrow's fashion week. Well, yeah, fashion week started on Wednesday. It was for like 10 days.

Too much fashion. Yeah, I'm going for two days because that's all I can take, you know? I feel you. I've never been to Fashion Week. I've never been to Fashion Day. You know? There's like multiple Fashion Weeks? Oh, yeah.

Two a year. Two? Yeah, one in Feb, one in September. It's too many. And that's just New York. After New York Fashion Week, there's Paris Fashion Week. After New York Fashion Week, there's Paris Fashion Week. And after Paris Fashion Week, there's Milan Fashion Week. And some of these girls go to all of them.

Sarah needs to start going to these things. She's fashionable. She really does because she's so fashionable and she looks so freaking good in everything she wears. And she loves, I feel like she loves to dress up. I feel like she'd crush Fashion Week. We got to get her in Milan. We got to get her in Paris. We got to get her in New week. We got to get her in Milan. We got to get her in Paris. We got to get her in New York.

We got to get her in Branson, Missouri, where all the fashion weeks are. We got to go. We got to go to the mall. The Mall of America. No, that's where the fashion is. Mall of America. You've been to the Mall of America. I've been.

You have a while, maybe a decade and a half ago why did you go to the mall of america you know i think my mom drugged me there yeah you know in her younger days when shopping was life and and back in the day the mall of america was like the ultimate shopping experience before she moved to la and realized that there's actually way better shopping experiences in the mall of america and now it's garbage. But maybe it's not garbage. Like I said, I haven't been in a decade and a half. Maybe they've done something with the place. Where is the Mall of America?

North Dakota? Minnesota. Minnesota. Oh, yeah. It's nice up there, eh? Minnesota. Oh, yeah. It's cold, though, every once in a while, eh?

Speaking of shopping, we went down to Rodeo Drive yesterday. Oh, do tell. Real quick, who do you think decided to talk all of us into calling it Rodeo Drive instead of Rodeo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, why are we churching it up? Yeah, it's Rodeo Drive. That's how it's spelled, and that's how us Americans pronounce that word.

We Americans. I can tell you why, though. So who decided we're going to call it Rodeo Drive, just so it seems fancier? Well, no. We don't call the city that I live in the Angels. We call it Los Angeles because it's Spanish, because it was originally a Spanish word. And so I think the Spanish word for a rodeo is rodeo. Okay.

Oh, okay. But we would still pronounce that word rodeo. Yeah. And the Spanish aren't saying Los Angeles the way we say it. Well, how do they say it? I don't know. Fancy, I'm sure. They say Los Angeles.

Yeah, see? That's different. So why would we call los angeles that if we're calling rodeo drive that well what it should be is we're using an english word as a second word you know it should be like rodeo prado or prado prado de rodeo yeah so why not like why not go 100 there i don't know why half-ass it i don't i don't know. Why half-ass it? I don't, I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you're right. Or half-assing it. Let's just go full, speaking of Spanish, paved thing. So Sarah's been doing Duolingo and she's doing like French and Italian and she's doing Gaelic. And I'm like, just focus on one. Why is she doing all this at once? Yeah. Do she

so competitive? Cause Duolingo is a thing where like you compete against other people. I love Duolingo. Oh, you do it? I've done it before. Yeah. So anyways, she's so competitive. Cause Duolingo is a thing where like you compete against other people. I love Duolingo. Oh, you do it. I've done it before. Yeah. So anyways, she's always doing it.

And I'm like, are you getting any better at this? Or like, what's happening? Like, are you fluent now? Cause every week she's like, I fucking beat,

you know, like ass master 69 this week. Fuck yeah. I'm number one or whatever. She's like all about it, but she's doing three different languages, which seems crazy to me. So I started doing it and boy, oh boy, it's not an ad.

Should be. Duolingo is fun. Yeah, it is. I'm not sure if I'm learning anything though. I know. Cause that's my thing is like, I was doing it there for a minute. And after a few months, like I felt like I was crushing all the lessons, but not really learning anything.

The way that we learned, school's fucked. Because what school teaches you is, it teaches you how to take tests, not how to learn the material. So in Duolingo, it's a lot of like, I can, by deduction, figure out what the answer is. Right. Which is not me learning Spanish.

It's me figuring out how to get the correct answer. It's you problem solving. Yes. I still know how to get a good grade on a Scantron test. Did you have Scantrons? Yeah, hell yeah. I crushed those. Dude, Scantrons.

I was a straight A student, baby. Were you? Yes. Dude, D for diploma, baby. I was a 2.0 guy. But I tell you, I spent more time figuring out how to cheat than I did actually learning the material. And that's so funny because if I had just, if I'd spent as much time that I did trying to figure out how to cheat, I would have been a straight A student.

So do you remember, do you remember Dr. Grip pens? Yes. They were like kind of thicker pens. They had like a really um cushy grip area okay they had them in pencils too and so for scantrons this is what i would do you're the worst this is what i would do you know someone would have like the english test earlier in the day and they'd get all the answers and they'd give me that you know at like recess or lunch or whatever, we'd be like, what are the answers to the English test? And so then what I would do, I had the Dr. Grip pencil because Scantron, you had to use pencil, you remember.

I would take off the grip. I would write down all the answers on a little piece of paper. And then I would put it in the grip. And the grip was see-through so you could see it. And then I could put it in the grip and the grip was see-through so you could see it and then I could write the answer and then when a teacher would come around I could spin the pen so the answers would be like in my palm

now instead of like I could see them and that's how I got through high school wow the commitment to cheating is off the charts I was not a cheater I also figured out how to like program The commitment to cheating is off the charts. It's great. Absolutely. I was not a cheater. I also figured out how to like program my Texas Instruments TI-83 or whatever it was to have all the answers in it.

I was so good at cheating. You're the worst. Am I? Yeah. Or am I the best? You're the worst. I worked hard for my grades, although I will say, circling back to Duolingo, the reason it doesn't work for me is because, like, my short-term memory is really great.

Like, I can remember, like, read something, and then, like, as long as I'm going to go do it right then, like, I can memorize it pretty well. But then, like, two hours later, gone from my memory. Yeah. You know? So I was good at, like, remembering the answers for the test, or in this case, Duolingo, and then I forget it, it like an hour later. Yeah.

Yeah. Um, all right. Should we start the show? Yeah, we should start the show. Uh, you go for it.

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Do it. That would have been slick. What's bros in Hell of a Space? Well, bros, I feel like his brothers. So, hermanos y prostitutos. Oh my god. That can't be it. What is prostitutes, man?

This is awful. I'm scared. I said prostituto. I was right. But that's a male whore. Oh. I forgot about the feminine there.

Hermanos y Prostitutas. Oh my god. This is not okay. The name of this episode is going to be Hermanos y Prostitutas. 100%. Are we in trouble? I don't think so. Okay.

Why can we say it in English but we can't say it in Spanish? I have no idea. All right. What do you want to start with? You want to start with The Bachelor? We can. Are we done with it? Are we over it?

I'm not that engaged with this season. I'm so sad that Barbara Mandrell's daughter left. I'm shocked that she left. I really thought he would keep left. I'm shocked that she left. I really thought he would keep her. I did too. But I'm feeling like maybe he was like super turned off about the kid and maybe he was like, this is my out. That's what it was.

It was the kid. I think so. By the way, so I was making fun of her on my Instagram. I make fun of everybody and no one ever, I think, is offended. So she messaged me. Oh. This is going to blow your mind. Oh.

Because I couldn't understand what she said. She said something that pissed everybody off and I was like, I don't know what she said. I also missed that. I don't know if I just, I don't know how I missed the drama there. I was like, I don't know what you said. And she was like, this is what I said.

This is stupid. It was stupid. And I was like, oh, okay. And then she wrote, by the way, here's a pic of us that outs me as a fan circa 2017. You might've been at this. What is that? So Danielle had a fundraiser at Zany's in 2017. Were you at that? Oh, I don't think so.

And like, we did like a thing on stage. I remember it. Alex Bordy was there. Dean was there. Christina was there. Anyways, she's in the middle of it. And I took a picture with her. Hilarious.

And I was, I remember that night. I don't remember taking that picture. Anyways, so I've met Christina Mandrell. Oh, amazing. Let's be fair. I'm going to be slinging her drinks this summer. We all know what's going to happen. Absolutely. You know? Absolutely. 100%.

Mm-hmm. And I'm excited for it. Honestly, I feel like she could be the queen of paradise this year. 100%. You know? She did look, I will say this, she looks a little sauced up in the episodes, though. Oh, drunk. Did you feel that? I think yeah, during, I guess up in the episodes, though. Oh, drunk. Well. Did you feel that?

I think, yeah, during, I guess, like, the pool party stuff. That's, I mean, you know. Not to say you can't bawl your eyes out on the stairs in a swimsuit, not drunk. Yeah. But I feel like she probably was a little tipsy, you know, during that moment. Yeah, I don't love that the girls came after her so early. Like i needed like three more episodes i know i know of mandrell yeah the skydiving date looked fun but i'm amazed that they actually did that again because last time they did it rachel kirkconnell the guy that was like strapped to her back broke his ankle and she busted her face do

you remember that no No, not really. I didn't know that. I mean, I remember. I do remember the scene. I just don't remember it. Did she really bust her face that bad? They couldn't film her for like two weeks because she had like black eyes and shit. Oh, I didn't know that.

She definitely could have sued. I don't know why she didn't do that. Yeah, she should have. She should have sued. Yeah, skydiving, whatever. Have you ever been skydiving? No, I would never. Why?

I'm terrified. I'm really scared of heights. So fun. No. Why not? I don't know. The heights, it's not for me. I've already told you about my whole parasailing and paragliding horror stories.

Like, I'm scarred. But do you like him, though? He's fine. I tell you what I don't like about him. He's making too many good decisions. You know? I don't like about him. He's making too many good decisions. You know? I don't like that. Why?

Not juicy enough for you, the episode? He's getting rid of all the good people. Well, that's because he actually may want to leave here with someone half decent. A hundred percent. And I appreciate that. I can't be mad at him for making good decisions, but I can be you're right and he is getting rid of all the good tv dude like if i'm a producer on that show i'm like dude you got to keep some of these chicks around just for fucking tv's sake yeah oh yeah and they did the football date and they didn't invite me oh i can't oh i was shocked by that yeah why

weren't you invited well they did get is it hannah storm she's from espn so she's maybe a little more qualified have you not been on that with her before no i don't i used to only ever do it with chris oh okay got it this girl's my other favorite katie which one's that one they went on the dinosaur the museum date oh yeah she got to have a sleepover i know she was that was the tea when she came back and she was like I'm so tired we didn't sleep at all. It's like, yeah. Yeah. You guys boned amongst all the bones.

I really like her. And then there's one other girl that hasn't gotten a whole lot of airtime that I really like. Is her name? No. I was a little shocked that, is it Bailey? Is that her name that went home? I don't know. Oh, come on.

The cute girl with the brown hair from Nashville? I don't know oh come on the cute girl with the brown hair from Nashville you're the worst okay well she went up to him during the group date and was just saying you know like I think she it seemed like she knew it like there was nothing there with her and Zach and but I think she was hope really hoping he would say like oh no it's all in your head oh yeah something here and he didn't he was like yeah you're right you should go I know he's making too many good decisions but at least he's being straight up and not leading people on i know but i need some i respect i need some unbalanced ladies in there i know i don't think that one was unbalanced but i i know what you mean it just for fun girl that is does seem a little

unbalanced that's left a dark-haired girl well the girl that defended blackface is still there which one's that oh i don't know she's the one that got she got the first impression rose oh greer is that her name yeah yeah she is still there and i do feel like she could she could cause some drama yeah yeah she's going far did you see the um the video of the girl that was like i would like to officially apply for the bachelor have you seen that uh would like to officially apply for The Bachelor. Have you seen that? Uh-uh. This video is for whoever does the casting for the television show The Bachelor.

So if you don't do the casting for that show, you can keep scrolling. Hi, my name is Brittany Thighlander. I'm a nanny and comedian from Kansas City, Missouri. And I would love to be considered as a contestant on your next season of The Bachelor. Little bit about me. I have a 10-year-old dog named Clyde. I love Korean food. And I've never done blackface.

I know that's kind of a prerequisite for you guys. I have done one of those charcoal face masks from CVS, but that's about as close as I'll get to blackface. Um, because I do think it's a, it's an egregious act and there's zero excuse for it. Another fun fact about me. I do weigh over 200 pounds.

I know what you're thinking. So funny. Anyways, is that enough Bachelor stuff? Yeah. All right. Well, you got some favorite things, bro, or what? I started a new show. Okay.

It's called Dear Edward on Apple Plus. Okay. Take it from me. Don't start this show whilst flying on an airplane. Okay. Is it about a plane crash? It sure is. Oh, wow. So it is a an airplane. Okay. Is it about a plane crash? It sure is. Oh, wow.

And the first episode is a doozy. Wow. I actually started it on the flight home from LA and had to turn it off because I was like, okay, this is not what I should be watching right now. And then I turned it back off when I got home. And I think I'm caught up. I've watched four episodes. I think that's as many as out.

But anyway, based off a book that I haven't read, but now I want to, it is done by the same producer who did Friday Night Lights. And they cast our gal Tammy Taylor as the lead. Connie Britton, it's good. It's very sad. Like the whole everything like so far, I'm four episodes in and like there's some light heartedness here and there. But overall, it's a sad show.

Plane crashes generally are not are not a fun experience. It's a sad show. I kind of like sad stuff. But anyway, episode one kind of introduces you to all these different characters. And I'm not really ruining anything. I'm pretty sure it's in the premise. But all these people like have each lost somebody in this plane crash. And it kind of shows how they cross each other's paths. But then you also kind of hear their individual stories, but it's neat

to see how the, you know, the different stories, like certain things happen in their lives. They probably wouldn't have if it wasn't for the crash, which is obviously very sad and you don't want to lose people, but I don't know. Very good story. Very sweet story. Great actors. I don't know. It's a good show. If you liked Friday night lights, like you're going to like this because it's, you can, you can tell the same people did it oh and you know who else is in it honestly she's probably considered the lead is Taylor Schilling

nothing says high school football like a plane crash totally it's like the way it was shot yeah no I understand what you're saying Taylor Schilling she is from Orange is the New Black yeah she's really good in this. A 12-year-old boy becomes a lone survivor of a plane crash

as he and others affected by the tragedy try to make sense of what happened. Unexpected friendships, romances, and communities are formed. Dear Edward on Apple Plus with Connie Britton. You know, that's my brother-in-law's hall pass. What? Do you have a hall pass? I don't need a hall pass.

I can do whatever the fuck I want. I know, but okay. For the sake of entertaining the YFTers, if you were in a relationship, who would be your celebrity? If I had to choose right the second. Oh, I bet I can guess.

I bet I can guess. Go for it. Travis Kelsey. Yep. You love Travis Kelsey. He's so fucking hot. He's 6'8". You know he's got.

I love that for me. I don't love that for your vagina. Honestly, it can take it. Yeah. I'm not sure if he wants, but it can handle it. All right, Travis, if you're listening. He's just like, love his sense of humor. He's very funny.

I guess he's good at football, so they say. I don't really know. He's really good at football. I guess he's really good at football, which is great. I don't know. He wears the number 87 on his jersey, which is the year I was born. I would call that a sign. Have you DM'd him?

Not yet. I was going to wait until after the Super Bowl. He is busy right now. Thanks, yeah. the year I was born. I would call that a sign. Have you DM'd him? Not yet. I was going to wait until after the Super Bowl. He is busy right now. Thanks, yeah. He's a little busy. I love this for you. Same. So anyway, yeah, that's my hall pass. By the way, Kansas City is a fucking awesome city. I will say that. I don't know if you've ever been. It's so

cool. I've been a couple times. As a Raider fan, this is hard for me to say, but Arrowhead, or as we like me to say, but Arrowhead, or as we like to call it, Camaro Head, is awesome. It is a party before those games. Everyone's cooking barbecue out in the parking lots. It is so much fun. My hall pass. Who's my hall pass? Don't say my mother. That's a good one. That is a good one. But Tish and I have an understanding. If we're both single by the time that she's 70 and I'm 65, I don't know how much older your mom is than me, then we will get married. Right. To one another.

It should be someone great, you know, like Michelle Obama. You know, like some people would be like, wow, really? Yeah. We're doing hall passes all wrong. It's always just like who you want to fuck. No, it's about the story that you get to tell. You know, it was like in the Oval Office, Michelle and I, she seduced me. And boy, oh boy, was she a generous lover.

Gross. I'm sticking with mine. Melania? How great would that be? I don't think so. I have sticking with mine. Melania? How great would that be? I don't think so. I have some favorite things. Okay. Triangle of Sadness.

I haven't watched this yet. But you've heard about it. Oh, yeah. We watched it the other night, and it is so fucking good. I've heard that. Woody Harrelson's in it, but he's only in it for a little bit. But boy, oh, boy, is his character great. Boy, oh, boy. It's your new favorite phrase. Boy, oh, boy. I do love Woody Harrelson's in it, but he's only in it for a little bit. But boy, oh boy, is his character great. Boy, oh boy.

It's your new favorite phrase. Boy, oh boy. I do love Woody Harrelson. He's such a good actor. Here's the tag. A fashion model celebrity couple joined an eventful cruise for the super rich. It's these two models, guy and girl, who are dating one another, who don't have any money, but they're influencers. So I know a lot of these people. And they get invited on to go to like this $250 million

super yacht cruise that is filled with nothing but like just the richest of the rich, right? So it's kind of their perception of like all these rich people and how they treat the staff of the boat. And it's really funny. Woody Harrelson's the captain, but he's like a drunk. And there's this one scene where they have to do like a captain's dinner and he chooses the one night that like it's terrible seas, like rough seas. And like everyone gets so sick, really bad sick. It's so funny. I am a child when it comes to diarrhea and throw up humor, but whatever.

So it's like commentary on like how like the super rich like treat the service industry. But then there's a turn where all of a sudden, I don't want to ruin it for you, but all of a sudden there's a turn in the storyline where the people who are the staff become in charge. Don't ruin it. That power struggle, that shift happens. And like in a situation where like money can't help you here, you know? It's so fucking good. It's so funny. It's so dark.

You're going to love it. Triangle of Sadness, so good. Do you want to watch that? Go watch it immediately. Okay. All right. Triangle of Sadness. I do want to watch that.

Go watch it immediately. Okay. All right. Triangle of Sadness. Also, there's a girl in it named Alicia who I thought 100% was Kate Bosworth. It's not, but she looks exactly like Kate Bosworth. Cute. So, anyways.

Loved Kate back in the day. Blue Crush 2. Where is it at, Kate? I know. Can we get Blue Crush 2 going? What's going on here? We need it. We need it. We do need it know. Can we get Blue Crush 2 going? What's going on here? We need it. We need it.

We do need it. So we started watching 1923. Is that what it is? Oh, it's about a damn time. Yeah. It's great. I figured out Taylor Sheridan's aesthetic. It's really not too far from a soap opera.

No. The difference is it's the setting. So you're paying for exterior shot, mountains, like the beauty that is Montana. Coupled with soap opera writing, one or two really big stars, and then a lot of like, eh, performances. How far in are you? Two or three episodes. Okay. So have you seen any of like Africa yet? Yes.

They spent money on that character for sure. He's great. He's amazing. And just the Africa, like the fact that they went to those locations to shoot, I mean, I'm sure they spent a shit ton of money doing that. Yeah.

And to me, that really just makes those, that storyline, like just those settings and, and, and having that authenticity. and i don't know if you watch like behind the making of it but like a lot of it they they really do like they really turn out how far into you well here's the thing you're worried about him getting dying or whatever

he doesn't well he might but i looked at imdb and he's in all eight episodes yeah i was sitting there we were watching the first episode i was like there's no way they're killing this character off they might kill alex off who's that one his fiancee who gives a shit they're not killing that guy off one because what's the point of doing all of that character building if he doesn't go back to montana to be a badass there like it makes no sense you're right you're right and also he's very good he's one of the three that's very good in that show. He's phenomenal. I think he's going to have an amazing career because of this role.

Yeah. First episode's great. The way that they did it of Helen Mirren killing that guy with the shotgun. And then it cuts to him killing the lion with a shotgun. And it's like, oh, they're the same. That's good writing. Helen's amazing. Her like Irish accent is like,

man, that's really good. I just am so obsessed with her. Anyways, it's good. I agree with you. It's great. It's really good. Okay, well, speaking of this whole franchise, have you heard the drama that Kevin Costner does not want to continue

Yellowstone and that they might be ending the series early and doing a spinoff with none other than Matthew McConaughey. Yes, I have heard that. This is the only way I could be okay with them ending early is if they get Matthew McConaughey. So is he going to play the same part? No, no.

I think they're going to end Yellowstone and then do a spinoff to keep it going and probably introduce Matthew McCew mcconaughey as like another guy is what i might get i know nothing this is just speculation also kevin costner what are you thinking buddy this is easy money for you i know come on guy unless you're like too old and you just don't want to work anymore no he's not he's not no and he's so good in it i know but matthew a of the three shows what's your favorite one i really love 1923 really i really do but i also feel like i'm just so partial to this whole africa story and all that it just really kind of hits home for me in a sense but i like it i liked

1883 a lot i loved the girl that played elsa but I, Tim and Faith for me were, yeah. Yeah. You know, it was very good and I really loved it, but I just, it was hard to not see Tim and Faith. Yeah. That was the only hang up with that one. He's great. She's a terrible actress. She's terrible. Yeah. And, but I did feel like in 1883, I did feel like the supporting cast was fucking great. Yeah. So. Can we just talk about how great Babybel cheese is? The little red one? Yes.

Love those things. They're the best. Like, I don't know. Like, we picked them up recently, and I'm like, why have I not been eating these all the time? You get a little fun wax thing to play with, and you get to eat delicious cheese. And they have ones that are, like, low calorie?

Yeah. Not an ad. Should be. be baby bell where you at snack great snack not sure if it's good for you at all i don't know who cares delicious very my other thing boy oh boy i love salami big salami guy you you don't like salami no Salami is, of the salted cured meats, it is the best. Is it pork? I have no fucking clue what salami is. I don't eat pork. Why not? Because I have pet pigs and I can't see past it. I know.

I know. Also, I just don't really like it. Bacon? I like turkey bacon better. No one's ever said that with a straight face. I do. Oh, yeah? Really? The sky's ever said that with a straight face. I do. Oh, yeah? Really? Sky's green, too.

Yeah, well, could be. What is inside? It's got to be pork. It has to be. A cured sausage made from fermented and air-dried meat. Traditionally, salami was made from pork, although nowadays it's made with all manner of meat or game. Beef, lamb, duck, venison, even horse or donkey. See, can we get this banned

from the United States, please? This is one of my favorite things. Do they eat this in other countries? I feel like no. I feel like in Italy, they probably do. Maybe in Italy. I feel like in Italy is a big thing. I will not be having any of that.

I'm a big fan of getting the little rotisserie chicken. Oh, yeah. And making like chicken salad with that. Do you put big fan of getting the little rotisserie chicken. And making like chicken salad with that. Do you put grapes in your chicken salad? I put apples in mine. Oh, God. I like apples better. Gross.

I actually make a really healthy chicken salad. Instead of using mayo or anything, I use non-flavored Greek yogurt. It's bomb. Gotta have mayo. And I like to make little wraps with the chicken. Put a little hummus in there. Oh yeah. And I can eat them cold and take them with me. But yeah, the rotisserie chickens

are where it's at. Yeah. I got a bone to pick. Okay. To all the creators out there that film themselves giving money to people on TikTok and on Instagram, kindly go fuck yourself.

Who does this? A lot of times people will come up to, to like homeless people or people who look, they don't have a lot of money and they'll ask them for money and be like, Hey, can I get a dollar? Because I just want to get some food. And then it shows like the homeless person, give them money being like, yeah, you know, here you go, like paying it forward or whatnot. And then they're like, you know what? I don't need the money but here's five hundred dollars and then it catches the homeless person or whatever crying and being like oh you don't understand how much i need this it's a wonderful thing but it's so fucking performative that you're filming this and it's also fucked up that you're putting that person who might be down and out or whatnot or a homeless person on your Instagram or on your TikTok to prove how good of a person you are.

If you were really a good fucking person, you would just give them money and not want the accolades on TikTok and the views and shit. I think that those people, I know they're coming from a good place, but I think they're the shittiest fucking humans in the world Have you not seen these videos? I have not seen these videos Really? What TikTok are you on? Well I took like a two week break from TikTok recently I just got back on it yesterday

But anyways I know that might be controversial But I think those people are terrible humans And I don't like them Sounds like it If you want to give someone who needs money money Just do it But don't do it so Sounds like it. If you want to give someone who needs money money, just do it. But don't do it so people fucking watch your videos.

Ugh. Gross. Ugh. Boy oh boy do I hate them. I want a dollar every time you say boy oh boy. Boy oh boy. Have you noticed that every motherfucking show right now starts with an S? Maybe specifically on Apple Plus. Severance.

They all do. Have you seen it's old and I feel like maybe you've already seen it, but have you seen surface? No, no, no. It's not new, but my friend Kirsten turned me onto it and I just started it and it is good. And I'm pretty sure it's a Reese Witherspoon, um, production, like her production company did it. So once I get more into it, I can talk more about it. It's a good watch, just not new. Shrinking, Surface, Servant, Sea,

Severance, Slow Horses. So many S's. What's the deal? Silly. By the way, we did start watching the newest season of Servant. I've never seen that show. It's pretty good. It's the one where the mom has a fake baby because she killed her baby and left it in the car or whatnot and like couldn't get over that.

So the dad got like a really lifelike baby and she like thinks it's real. And then they bring in a nanny to help raise a fake baby. But then the nanny brings a real baby and like swaps it out. And then Ron from Harry Potter's in it. It's so weird and creepy. There's cults going on. It seems like there's some magic. I'm not really sure.

A lot of religious stuff happening. You should watch that. It's great. Fascinating. Okay. My mother is obsessed with Tulsa King. Have you watched that at all? No,

but I know that's the slice Delone's new show. Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. I watched a couple episodes in LA with her because she wanted to rewatch it. She's that obsessed. It's fine. It's a decent watch. It's from the same people that did like Breaking Bad, I feel like, right? I think

so. Or like Sons of Anarchy. One of those. One of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's decent. It's just hard to see Sly Stallone not being Rocky. Yeah, I know. know oh have you started the new season of you no there's a new season it just came out oh i haven't started it because i went to click on it last night and i realized i never finished the last season of you was that season three yeah the last season he goes to france yeah I didn't see that. Oh, you should watch that season. Okay, so I think I...

That chick's great in it. I stopped at episode seven. So last night, I turned it back on and restarted that episode seven. And I just like can't, it's just not holding me. I just can't get through it. I don't know what it is. It's just not that good.

Okay, well. But I'm like, I don't want to start the new season without knowing what happens in the last season. But then I've kind of heard on TikTok that Love dies at the end of the last season. And now they're saying maybe she's not dead. But I don't know what any of this means because I never finished the last season and I'm confused.

And I really want to get through it. I do, but it's hard. Okay. So I'm going to need you to take this one for the team. And since you love it, you're going to need to start this so you can talk about it. I will. What are your thoughts on Emily Radichikowsky?

You know, I don't like to say I don't like people, but she just doesn't really do it for me. Well, like she's now dating Eric Andre. Who's that? He's a comedian. Okay, I could be totally wrong here. She seems like one of those celebrities that calls the paparazzi on herself. I could. Yeah, that's kind of the vibe I calls the paparazzi on herself i could that yeah that's kind of the vibe i get right she probably doesn't do that but like i get it but

that's the for whatever that's like my ick with her like with the pete davidson thing i was like this seems like it's not authentic i know i just heard she pops up a lot on tiktok for me and my and i'm just it's icky i just i, I don't know. I can't with her. Interesting. Yeah. What celebrities do you love? That's such a broad thing. I know. Are we talking like actresses? Are we talking like. It's so funny. Cause like Emily, she's beautiful. I'm sure she's so nice, but for whatever reason, I'm like, I don't know. I get the ick. But then there are people who are, I'm like, I think that they're great. Like who? I think that like Tom Hanks would be nice. Just literally like grasping at straws out of nothing. You don't even know.

I don't know. Let's do like other celebrities that you think that like, I don't know. I have a feeling that Tom Brady's a dick. I don't know. I don't know why. He seems like dick. Oh. I don't know. I don't know why. He seems like a lovely guy. I could see it. But for some reason, I'm like, I think he might be a dick.

Huh. What's your thought on Leo dating a 19-year-old? 19-year-old. I mean, I think it's disgusting, but I'm not shocked. It used to be like, it's Leonardo DiCaprio. Like, he can date whoever the fuck he wants. But now he's overweight. Got a very round face.

Now it's not Titanic Leo anymore. No, it's not. Where you can get away with this. You're now kind of like dad Leo. And there's going to be a moment where people are going to be like, it's not funny anymore. Like the chart of like when they get to like 27 or whatever and he starts breaking up with them like it's not funny anymore now which is weird yeah well somebody put on tiktok that like it was the equivalent of like pedro pascal and bella ran yeah i saw that and like when you see it like that you're like

but pedro pascal can get it i think that guy's did you watch his snl i watched the opening monologue i haven't watched the whole episode yet oh it's so good he's amazing i love it they do uh like a mario spoof that's amazing because of mushrooms you know and yeah they do this one bit it's so funny because bo and yang keep breaking where he wakes up from a coma and he's got like a different voice because this is a real thing a lot that it happens to people where they'll like go into a coma and wake up and then all of a sudden start talking with a British accent and they're like not from England.

It's like, it's a real thing. Oh yeah. And so they do it with him and he wakes up and he's like, oh my God, what's going on? And that's his voice. And they're like, why are you talking like that? It's so, and then Bo Nyang is the doctor

and like can't keep a straight face. That's good. Okay, that's a good one. Pedro Pascal seems like a fucking guy that would be awesome to hang out with. Totally. But then I could see Celine Dion being a bitch. Maybe. But Lewis Capaldi seems like a wonderful human.

What do you know about Lewis Capaldi? I don't know. You don't know shit. He's funny. Ask your sister right now if Lewis Capaldi is great in person. I'll ask her after tour. Then she'll have some real insight. Are they going on tour together?

Yeah. Noah is, yeah. Oh, amazing. Okay, when they come to L.A., I want to meet Lewis Capaldi. Yeah, Noah's doing an Australia-New Zealand tour with him. Are they doing an LA show? Australia and New Zealand tour. But is there an LA show where I could meet Lewis Capaldi?

Hard no on that. Since LA's not in Australia or New Zealand. Aaron Rodgers seems like an asshole. He does. Right? Ask Jordan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what?

Well, they're broken up now, though, so maybe that is the problem. I was going to say Shailene Woodley is lovely. Yeah, maybe that's why. She broke up with him. Maybe that's why. She was like, dude, you're kind of an asshole. Let me text Lewis Capaldi. You're so crazy.

You got to name one. Name some celebrity that gives you the ick and some celebrity that you're like, I think they're fucking awesome. Rachel McAdams. Just cause I'm obsessed with her. Really? Yeah. I love her so much.

Why? You feel like she'd be a bitch? No, it's just so that's so like 2010. I love Rachel McAdams. I love her too. What's your favorite Rachel McAdams movie? I don't think I can pick a fave.

Wedding Crashers for me. I mean, Wedding Crashers was amazing. The Vow was amazing. The Notebook was amazing. Time Traveler's Wife was amazing. I mean, she's done so many. I've never seen Time Traveler's Wife. What?

Is it good? The movie with Eric Band on her? No, I know what it is, but. Oh my God, it's so fucking good. Okay. So, so Rachel McAdams. She's great and everything.

I can list, sit here and list her entire fucking thing. Oh, oh, oh, you know who I'd love to hang out with? Who? Elizabeth Olsen.

Okay. She seems rad. Yeah. She seems pretty down to earth, but maybe it's, it's in comparison to her sisters who seem like they are not relatable yeah do you know what i'm saying but elizabeth does but i'd hang out with all three of them honestly yeah mary kate's a horse girl so i'm sure we'd get along at some level why have tears out there

message us what your celebrity ics are and your celebrity is like celebrity celebrity ics i'll tell you austin butler doing this fucking accent continuously is so weird to me huh i haven't seen elvis i'm sure it's great like he's up for academy awards so good i'm sure but he's still doing the voice okay but here's here's the thing no there is no thing it's like there is it's like when you go study abroad in england you come back and you have an english accent what are you doing but studying abroad in england isn't the same like he spent years studying elvis and like trying to emulate him it's like after that many years of trying to be somebody it's probably ingrained in you pretty intensely but that's not

your voice but like i feel like it's not like he just turns it off like i feel like he's he should really but i don't think he can he guess he can because that's not his voice and that's weird maybe it is now no it's not it's still not his that's not how it works you just your voice no he didn't go through puberty during the filming process, and now his voice is deeper and sounds like Elvis. He made a conscious decision to change his voice to sound like him, which that's what actors do. But then when he came back to life, he needs to go back to his real voice.

I don't know. Well, you just think he's cute. That's the problem. He's not my type at all, actually. He's very handsome, but not my type. I just think he was very dedicated to that role. And I think he was very method about it. And I think it's probably not as easy for him to just turn it off as everybody thinks.

But Christian Bale isn't like running around as a vigilante trying to save people in Gotham City. I know, but I don't think he spent years trying to become somebody that was a real-life person. I think it's different when you're really trying to become somebody that is an actual real person. You know what I mean? Listen, Christian Bale sounded like Batman. I'm Batman. And then when he finished filming, he wasn't like, I'm still going to talk like this. Yeah, but do you think he spent two entire years

talking like that and not breaking out of it before the movie? He did three Batmans. I know, but did he spend two entire years before filming talking like that? Probably. I don't think. He did three movies.

I bet he just talked like that when he was filming. Okay, can I just break it down? You can defend him all you like. He thinks he sounds cooler like that and that's why he's doing it I don't think so 100% I don't think think about all the shit he's getting for it

do you really think he'd keep it up and think it sounds cool with all the shit he's been getting I'm sure he's gonna stop because he's like man they realize this in my voice it's weird I'm gonna defend It's weird. I'm going to defend him. I like him. That's fine. I'm not going to defend him.

Talk normal. Do you have some music? Oh, did you see Paramore put out a new album? Well, yeah, and I saw that she's doing Bonnaroo this year, right? I think so. I think they're doing a few festivals. I saw Fruitbats have some new stuff out.

Fruit Bats? I do love the Fruit Bats. Let's go out and do the Fruit Bats. All right. All right. There's a song called Russian River Valley. All right, you got anything big coming up? Yes.

Going to Fashion Week tomorrow. So by the time this podcast comes out, I will have already come and gone from Fashion Week. Um, and then I might have a tropical vacay on my horizon. Love a tropical vacay moment. Trying to finalize some deets, but you might be getting some thirst trap swimsuit material from me in the next couple weeks. Let's give the people what they need. Are thirst traps still a thing? I think so.

I saw on TikTok this girl was saying things that you do that give away that you're a millennial and I do every single fucking one of them and it's really embarrassing.

What are they? I gotta get with it. Well, like number one was like using the laughing crying emoji for every response. I do that for every response. Me too, for sure.

Apparently you're supposed to use the skull instead. It's like I'm dead. I'm dead. No. Fuck that. I'm actually laughing. I'm not dead. I don't know.

It's not that funny. I might make the switch. Yeah. All right. Well. Anyway. What are you doing? Nothing.

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