Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Hot tea and performative tears

Episode Date: November 24, 2023

Wells tries to get the tea on Brandi’s hot date with the F1 drivers, but unfortunately there was no tea to be had. Other than real tea, in real life, since Brandi is in studio! Your hosts discuss which milk is best, especially in tea, before diving into Golden Bachelor fantasy suite talk. Brandi would love to know if she can start The Crown at the Princess Di seasons, and Wells has a bone to pick with people who cry on Instagram. Lastly, your hosts chat about the Matt Rife drama, SNL, and upcoming birthday and Thanksgiving plans.  Fave things mentioned:   Lawmen: Bass Reeves  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Article — Go to ARTICLE.COM/YFT for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more  SKIMS — SKIMS Holiday Gift Shop is now open at SKIMS.com. Get free shipping on orders over $75. After you place your order, be sure to let them know we sent you! Select "podcast" in the survey and be sure to select our show in the dropdown menu that follows  Factor — Head to FACTORMEALS.com/yft50 and use code yft50 to get 50% off  StoryWorth — Go to StoryWorth.com/yft and save $10 on your first purchase  Nutrafol — For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! 

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Okay. You want to give me a little bit of a check see? A little check one two? It feels very echoey in here, doesn't it? There we go. A check one, a check one two. There you go. No echoes? I mean, it's a little bit,

but put your headphones on. You know what you really need? What? A little table for me to set my beverage. Listen. I'm serious. I can bring the bar card over here for you. I think you need a permanent little side table just right here. Yeah.

There we go. That's pretty good tea. Is it good tea? Very coconutty. I like coconut. Lime and the coconut. Hold on. Let's do.

Very coconutty. I like coconut. Lime and the coconut. Hold on. Let's do. Time to call the brand I who is in the room right now. Hey. We've had a little bit of a calamity of errors that's happened so far.

And I'm not really proud of it. None of them were mine. Yeah. For some reason, like this is the first time you get to see the studio, almost done well pretty good last time i was here yeah no but now i got the guitars that is a nice touch the well i mean like there are no wires beneath me right but there are because now that when you come then i have to put like wires well i have to like mic you up and then you need a you need a face lamp well i think you need to plan on me being here fairly often so maybe just leave it all set up you know i guess but it's much cleaner when when no one's here okay but that's not the point i know i know i know i

know i need i need to do better yeah and like for some reason my screens one of my screens isn't working don't love that for you anyways you're in town yeah hey you were at f1 it was which by the way i was invited to and i couldn't go to a wedding i would have definitely chosen f1 over a wedding we committed to the wedding and you know what mistake we stick to our commitments in this household. I don't. Well, that checks out. My question to you is, like, did you get to make sweet love to a driver named like Sven? Okay, well, first of all, the answer is no. Why not? But I wasn't looking for a driver because here's the problem.

Most of the drivers are either married and have serious girlfriends. Yeah. And or under the age of like 25. That's a problem for me. That is a problem. So no, the driver, no to the drivers,

but I was on the lookout for like a hot mechanic or somebody on the team. You know, there's like eight zillion dudes in uniforms back there. Do you want a greasy mechanic? Yes, I do. There were some cuties they a lot of them did look young yeah but um hotties everywhere truly why weren't you able to secure yourself a cutie okay i'm telling you guys like those dudes are laser fucking focused on the job which

props for to you i it's you know i think wells and I talked about this earlier, but someone's life is in your hands, like one tiny mistake, and somebody could die. So I respect the dedication to the focus of where this is a job, this is a sport, this is important. I can't be looking at girls. And they're very used to having hot girls around. I mean, I'm sure at every race there's, you know, celebrities in and out of the garage. Like Paris Hilton was there moments before me,

a bunch of other, a bunch of sports illustrated girls, you know, I mean, there's hotties everywhere. So they're probably used to having to like, keep their eyes on like what they're doing. But I was really trying and I was like flipping my hair and like winking at a couple of them that would look at me and like waving and being cute. And like, they were just so serious. I was like, can we just be like a little not serious for like two seconds? No, they're focused. They didn't want to break themselves off a piece of the brand.

I guess not. Oh, a little brand flake. I know. I know. I know. Bummer. But you had fun. But I did.

I had a blast. It was a shit show. Yeah. Absolutely. I know. Bummer. But you had fun. But I did. I had a blast. It was a shit show. Yeah. Absolutely. No question. But I really, like, I tried to remind myself all weekend, like, this is the first year anyone has ever been here doing this. Like, no one knows what they're doing.

No one knows where to go. Like, there were a lot of things that probably shouldn't happen, did a lot of things they should do differently going forward. But I think it was a learning curve for everybody. And I think next year is going to be really cool. That's what I think. What could they have done better? I mean, I don't know if you followed the race at all.

I did not. But I mean, free practice won right away. Carlos Sainz hits a drain cover on the road. I saw that. And it blew up his car floor and they had to stop the race and kick everybody out. So everyone was really up in arms the first day. All these ticket holders have paid a zillion dollars to be here and they get to watch three minutes of a race. Like everyone was pissed as they should have been. The drivers were mad. Everybody was just like upset about like

what a silly mistake, I guess. They didn't check those. I don't know. So, you know, that wasn't great. And it just seemed like the logistics of like getting in and out. It's all, it's like a festival, you know, with the different entrances and the traffic and like all the things and who's going where and what credentials get you where, like it was just a little messy, but I think that's fair. It's first time. Did you see the sphere? You can see the sphere no matter where you're at. Yeah. Is it cool? It is. It's very cool. I mean, I've seen it the last couple times I've been there. I've never been in it, obviously. But it was cool because I guess F1 took the sphere over for the weekend.

Yeah. So they were in charge of the graphics. I guess that they were like the rule, like F1 made the rule of like you can put any color on the sphere except red, yellow, and green. And that's because they didn't want drivers to be confused going around the track, right? When there's like yellow safety car and like all these things. And then during the race, they started putting red, green, and yellow on the sphere to go up, coincide with the flags for the rain. And everybody was laughing. They were like, wait, they were literally kept saying

like no colors on the sphere. And then they ended up doing it. Um, so that was cool. And then I think like what everyone on social media is talking about is Max Verstappen, who of course fucking one, Charles Leclerc almost took it. I was really rooting for him. And like, it's funny.

I was in the McLaren hospitality suite, but everyone was really rooting for Charles. Like to just, they just, everybody just wants someone but Max to win. And yes, I mean, I don't know that.

Is he like, is he like the tiger woods? He's the fucking Steph Curry. Like when Steph, everyone's just obsessed with Steph and Steph wins everything and the Warriors win everything and Steph's the best, blah, blah, blah.

It's like that syndrome of like, Max just wins everything, you know? Yeah, but everyone just drive faster, do better. But it's not, it's the car. I really believe it's the car. I think there's a reason that Red Bull takes one and two everywhere they go and like, they just win so much. I think they have the best car.

I really do. I think that's the curve for who does well in F1. It's not the bow. It's the Indian. Yeah. You should cut that. Why? I don't know.

It sounds bad. It's not the bow. It's the Native American. That's a saying. Sure. Or my father used to say, it's a poor workman who blames his tools. Yes. All those drivers are good drivers and they wouldn't be there but that's what i'm saying i'm saying like you're saying that the car is the

reason why i think like i think if you put charles or carlos or and you know in the red bull car and after a couple races i think they would be the ones winning lewis like lewis hamilton obviously he's one of the greats he won so much much. And all of a sudden, isn't that a singer? No, he was, he was winning all the championships in F1 for years until Max kind of came up and Louis drives from Mercedes. But like Mercedes car used to be the best car. And now Red Bull has released her past them with whatever technology or

whatever mechanics that are fucking doing with their car. And now the Mercedes cars is not as fast. And so anyway, I'll have to say Max was trashing Vegas the whole first couple of days to the point where it's actually hilarious and interviews. He just does not give a fuck. They'll be like, so,

you know, after free practice one and two, they're like, what do you think of the track? Do you like it? He just says no. And he's like, well,

they're like, well, what do you think about Vegas? And he's like, I think it's stupid. This is all for show. We shouldn't be doing it. This is a sport that needs to be taken seriously.

And I think this is like 99% show and I don't like it. It's an entertainment. He was literally trashing it. And then the minute he won, he totally changed it. Viva Las Vegas. Like it was hilarious. Like only cause he wasn't doing well in practice. Like Charles and Carlos actually took one and two and qualifying.

And Max was down. I think he was like fourth on the grid. What's Max's last name? Max Verstappen. Max Verstappen. Ver qualifying, and Max Verstappen, I think he was like fourth on the grid. What's Max's last name? Max Verstappen. Max Verstappen. Verstappen. Verstappen. Verstappen.

Verstappen. Yeah. Hey, guys, I'm here with Max Verstappen. After the preliminary rounds, what are we thinking of the track and Vegas? It's trash. Suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a motherfucking dick. Oh, how do you really feel, Max Verstappen?

Oh, what? Truly, that was the attitude interesting yeah well but then he won and now he's like yeah of course hilarious i know but that's you got to know that it's an entertainment industry yeah it's it's yes of course it's a sport yeah it's a sport for entertainment i know i just love he he just like i don't even know if he really means it course it's a sport. Yeah. It's a sport for entertainment. I know. I just love, he just like, I don't even know if he really means it, but it's fucking hilarious how just dry and like brutally honest he is with his press answers. So you like him or you don't like him? I like do and don't, you know?

Like I love to root for an underdog. Yeah. So I always want someone else to win. That's how I am with any sport. Even though I think Max is a cocky little shit, I actually love it. Like he's hilarious i love charl i really would have loved to see charl win in vegas but he was p2 is it's fine well i'm glad that you had fun i'd have fun i drank a lot of tequila did you oh yes i barely slept i'm still recovering for sure oh yeah

well that's good yeah when you came over here a couple things happened i think that we need to like relive okay okay by the way there's like this very dangerous dog virus that's happening i know it's scary it's a respiratory situation that boo our dog has had now for about three months. She can't shake it. It's really weird. She's on like everything under the sun. They've given you things to give her, like medicine? We have.

She's on steroids. She's on, she's got a little puffer, which is weird to buy like this thing that like goes over her nose to the puffer. She's on all these crazy meds and nothing is working. So all that to be said everyone out there you need to really really probably not board your dogs right now yeah i wouldn't even go to a dog park yeah so that's how that's how boo got it was we boarded her when we went to go to some wedding or whatever when we came back she was coughing and we were like oh she wasn't like up to date on her bordetella

or something like that's must have been what's what it was it's not bordetella it's not like pneumonia and now i'm starting to see on social media like all over the place like everyone watch or something like that's must've been what's what it was it's not bordetella it's not like pneumonia and now i'm starting to see on social media like all over the place like everyone watch out like so anyways if you can help but do not take your dog yeah to public yeah not good i know and she's like a young dog and it's just every morning oh it's so terrible yeah poor girly so brandi gets to the house and i'm saying hey what do you want me to get you something drink you want some water or do you want a drink or whatever and she goes can i have some hot tea yeah that's like we're not in england sister that's not a normal thing to ask someone i've been around the euros all weekend you know yeah so you might it's tea time

um let me tell you why i really wanted it yeah i was saving this for the pod please so i just recorded with tizzle over at the house yeah and we record in her office it's a very small room yeah she freaking hot boxed me oh she did so you don't know no i'm not stoned but the smoke was hurting my throat so badly. Like my throat feels like I just smoked two cigarettes. It feels terrible all because of her. And like, I left the room and came back and like you could visibly see the smoke in the room. I'm like worried for her health. Yeah, I wonder, you should take the tizzle

to like a lung specialist to see like what her like lung capacity is. Cause it might be great though. It might, but she killed me just now. I like can't handle the secondhand smoke. Is she like completely so dumb after she smokes or she like keeps it together? Both.

Yeah. It makes her more engaged, which is really funny. Cause I feel like a lot of times when people smoke weed, they totally check out. She's the opposite. It like makes her funny, makes her more talkative, but she is like, she's already forgetful. If she's smoking weed, she can't remember shit. She'll start a sentence and be

like, wait, what was I talking about? Like no, no memory at all. You have to kind of like front that podcast. Yeah. It's a lot of work. I know. Dear Lord. How does that feel? I mean, I thought I had it bad with you, but no. Way worse with Tiz. Yeah. And you've got to like keep it on the rails. Yeah. That was like when I did that podcast with Steph Pratt. Oh, yeah.

She wasn't stoned. She was just like, she just never showed up. I did that podcast so many times that she was like not there. And I'm like, I'm not even, it was a show about the hills. Yeah. And I was like, I'm not even on this show. That is insane. I don't know.

Like I didn't watch the episode. I just really appreciate me as well. I did listen. I appreciate you. Here's the other thing that I love. So I'm heating up water in our kettle. Kettle? And then you, I was like, do you want something in it?

Like milk or sugar or something? And you're like, ooh, yeah. Do you have any non-dairy milk? Yeah, because no one drinks dairy milk anymore. I mean, I don't either. I have whipping cream and heavy cream for cooking. Because I'm an adult. I don't cook, so I don't have those things.

But you think that I've got like a nut milk of some sort? Yes, it's 2023. Everyone has a nut milk in the fridge. What's your nut milk of choice? My favorite is oat milk, but there's more sugar in oat milk. Don't even. Yeah, your favorite nut milk is probably a driver's nut milk. Well, I wouldn't know, unfortunately, but yeah.

Yeah, by the way, there's gotta be a wife tier that's like related to some F1 driver that can help Brandy out. They're all 23. Yeah. That's the issue. And hitched up. yeah,

they're all, but they probably have some high protein nut milks in the refrigerator. Maybe. And by the refrigerator, I mean, their balls. Oh, is that what you meant? Yeah. Is that what you meant? It's in the refrigerator. Maybe. And by the refrigerator, I mean their balls. Oh, is that what you meant? Yeah.

Is that what you meant? It's a good joke. I'm sorry, I don't have any nut milk for you. Everybody has almond milk in the fridge these days. It's crazy. What if I had oat milk? Would that have done it for you? That would have been my favorite.

Soy milk? I don't like soy milk. Soy milk's bad for you. Bad for you. Oat milk has a lot of sugar, apparently, so it's not the best for you either. But I like oat milk in my coffee. But like if I'm going to eat cereal or like when I make mac and cheese, because that's like the extent of what I make at home, instead of using milk milk, I use almond milk.

Yeah. She was like, what do you use for when you eat cereal? Yeah. I'm like, I'm not a 12 year old that just got back home from school. Everybody eats cereal. No. My mom eats cereal. First of all, cereal is terrible for you. I'm not a 12 year old that just got back home from school. Everybody eats cereal. No. My mom eats cereal.

First of all, cereal is terrible for you. Her cereal is. She likes frosted flakes. I mean, I like frosted flakes too, but that's just carbs and sugar. It's just like the worst. I like, my favorite cereal is like the organic version of Special K. That just sounds terrible. It's good.

With your oat milk? Almond milk. Almond milk? Yeah, it's very good. Yeah. Great bedtime snack. Yeah, that's the other thing you said. You said you eat it before bed. Yeah, it's always like when I'm in bed,

because I eat pretty early, like 5, 6, so then I'm starving at like 10. Yeah. Have a bowl of cereal, go to night, and it's perfect. No, that's terrible. You shouldn't eat, one, you shouldn't eat close to bedtime. Have to.

Makes your sleep terrible. I'm doing great. I sleep great. I don't know close to bedtime have to makes makes your dream like makes your sleep terrible i'm doing great i sleep great i don't know what to tell you that's fine that's you're right but also like i feel like cereal was one of those things that like the food industry tried to like push on us that's probably whole grains and all this stuff and it's like no that's it's terrible for you. You should wake up. If you have anything, you should fast. I have a banana in the morning usually. You do?

Yeah. That's okay. Before I go ride my horse, yeah. You shouldn't have juice. I don't do that. Juice is terrible for you because it just takes out all the fiber. And then you're just having sugar water. Juice is bad for you.

Cereal just in general is just bad for you. That's just carbohydrates sugar water. Juice is bad for you. Yeah, like cereal just in general is bad for you. That's just carbohydrates and like sugar. So good. Terrible to start your body off. Like you're fucking your whatever it's called, spikes, your sugar level spike when you do that. If you have anything, you should have eggs, protein. Yeah. What do I fucking know?

Nothing. I know nothing. Literally don't listen to him but everything that like they try to tell you on the member of the food pyramid it's all wrong oh of course 100 wrong i don't believe anything i learned in school anymore i mean there's some things i believe like i have so much stuff on my on my tiktok about flat earth and like just really i'm like i'm like is that why is that in your algorithm? Because I'm like fascinated by it. I told you the reality show that I want to do so desperately. Because you know you can buy a seat on like Jeff Bezos' thing. Oh, yeah.

I want to get a film crew. And I want to be like ABC, give me a million dollars to make this TV show. I will do it with a GoPro. And I'll buy two seats on Jeff Bezos' thing and I want to take... A flat earther. Yeah. And I just want to film him

and see his world crumble. Or, but also film me because maybe I'm going to hit the firmament and like, you know. But by the way, did you see that they shot off the SpaceX Super Heavy? Yes.

And it exploded. Yes. And then so when you see that, you go look at the comments, everyone's like, still can't penetrate the firmament. It's like, oh my God. Yes. And it exploded. Yes. And then so then when you see that, you go look at the comments, everyone's like, still can't penetrate the firmament. It's like, oh my. No.

Dude. Maybe they're right. I don't know. I don't know either. The other thing that happened downstairs before we started the show, I had a pickle. Ugh.

And I found out that brandy doesn't. I despise them. How do you not believe in pickles? Don't like them. Don't like the way they taste, smell, look, feel. Have you had one recently? No, I don't eat them. Do you like pickled anything?

No. Pickled green beans? No. Pickled asparagus? No. No. Definitely not pickled onions. Well, and like a gimlet or a martini.

That's not bad. Well, olives. Those are pickled. I don't like those. You don't? I don't even like cucumbers. Do you not like salt? I mean, salt is fine. I'm not like a salty food person.

You're not. I'm a sweet, super salt. Yeah. We're the exact opposite. Yeah, so I was eating a pickle and it was as if I was eating a turd. Yeah. That's literally what it's like for me. I just grabbed a big piece of dookie and Brandon's like, what are you doing, dude? Nasty. That's dook it's like for me. I just grabbed a big piece of dookie. And Brandy's like, what are you doing, dude? Nasty.

That's dookie. Yeah. That's fucking nut milk. Yeah. This show is yin and yang, you know? Yeah, I guess so. You know? Yeah.

I am right. Uh-huh. And Brandy is wrong. No. Most of the time. I'm always right, actually. I get that from my mom. The woman who just hotboxed her closet

and drugged her own daughter yes before she had to drive over i realized something my wife is a good driver but she gives me anxiety when she drives why and i finally i honed it in we were driving to a wedding this past weekend which was beautiful it was in santa barbara but it rained oh i felt so bad for the bride and groom. And I figured it out. It's exactly what she does with how she walks. We've talked about like, she's from New York.

She just walks really fast. And I was like, where are you fucking going? Places to go people to see. I know, but if you don't have anything to do, let's just fucking stroll. Dude,

I'm not in any hurry. I love to walk fast. Yeah. Where are you going? Time's precious. Yeah. But when you get to the place, then you got more time there, I fast. Yeah. Where are you going? Time is precious. Yeah. But when you get to the place, then you got more time there, I guess. Yeah. It's not about the destinations, but the journey.

Lies. Someone told me that once. Not in New York City. It's definitely not. I know. She's from New York City. So like her kind of entire mentality is about that. It's like, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Now I'm here. And I'm from California where it's just like, man, let's just chill out, dude. Bro. Let's just chill. Bro. Let's just chill. Bro. Let's just fucking, where are we going? We're not going anywhere.

Let's stroll. And she drives this way. I do too. So what she does, and it gives me so much anxiety because she's driving and she'll accelerate up to a car and then have to brake.

So I'm always like bracing myself. I drive fast or like over the speed limit. I drive kind of a steady clip accelerating then i then if i see they're slowing down then i just take off my foot off the gas and it's kind of like a meandering you know back off not with her and i'm like what are you doing and we're you're breaking so hard when you get up this person i finally was like this is how you walk it's just i gotta go gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go,

stop, I gotta go, I gotta go, stop. And it's just like, where are we going? Let's just chill out, man. We're going to Santa Barbara. And that's why her and I work so well together, because we are opposites. And they say that opposites attract. They do say that. Yeah. Should we start the show? Oh my god, yeah. Um, is it me or you?

No idea. I'll start. Okay. Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Wells and Brandy. You've been listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast. You have been. We're halfway done with the show, if we're being honest with you. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Bilt, you're about to thank me.

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You know? Totes are great. You guys are all probably over-carbed. Oh, for sure. Super hung. Mm-hmm. And probably don't really care to listen to this episode. Yeah.

I bet they do, but yeah. The other thing is that there's no episode of B.I.P. I bet they do. But yeah. The other thing is, is that there's no episode of B.I.P. I know. Tonight. I know. I did catch up on Golden Bachelor. Yeah.

But by the time. Oh, wait, but there's an episode this week, huh? So we don't know who wins until next week. Yeah. OK.

So, yeah. So we could talk about that, I guess, if it's worth talking about. OK. Did you watch? No, I didn't. I didn't even watch it.

Fantasy Suites? No. Did he fuck all those chicks well there's only two did he give did he give did they want some nut milk and they definitely wanted it they want that's for damn sure um you know he only takes two he cuts it cut only takes three people to hometowns good for him and then two to fantasy suites so he's like you know cutting it down quick here right away so it's teresa and leslie leslie right away leslie's like when's the last time you had sex really and he was he was floored which

why are you so shocked of course of course she's gonna ask that yeah i would ask that well if it was if he was on a fancy with teresa the night before then he might have to say last night oh that's true i guess but it almost seemed like she knew hers was first. Yeah. I don't know why. Okay. And then Teresa definitely had knew like that. Leslie had already had hers.

Cause she said that it said it at some point. So maybe, I don't know if they told them, I don't know, but yeah, he didn't really answer her. I think he did say eventually over a year. Yeah. But that could mean a lot of things. Yeah. Do you know? It could mean one year. It could over a year. Yeah. But that could mean a lot of things. Yeah. Do you know?

It could mean one year. It could mean 25 years. Yeah. It was weird that he didn't want to answer it maybe because he was on camera. I'm not sure. Yeah. I can understand that. And then she said something like, oh yeah, a month for me or something.

I don't know if it was a month, but it was something like that. And I was like, get it girl. Yeah. Get it. She's like 60. Yeah. You know? I know. So she's,, get it, girl. Yeah. Get it. She's like 60. Yeah. You know? I know.

So she's still, she's like on Tinder. Yeah, for sure. You know? Yeah, definitely. And if she doesn't win, she's going to be on Raya here in a second. Getting that nut milk. Absolutely. I cannot with you and the nut milk.

That can't be a thing. You started it. No, you started it. You said it. No, you started it. You said it. No, I did not. But not in that context. Well. Are you sure?

Yes. Okay. Did he have sex with either of them? I mean, we don't know. It implies. But I think for sure. There have been some fantasy suites. I remember the whole storyline of Raven had never had an orgasm. And so she did this whole montage of skipping down the street being Raven had never had an orgasm. And so she did like this whole like montage of like skipping down the street

being like, I had an orgasm. The implication is, is that they went to pound town population, two old people or three old people. Yeah. You know, one time I would love for the show to end with like,

let's just start a throuple. Like, what are we doing here? We've been doing it this whole time. Might as well keep it up. Yeah. Yeah. If you can, as well just keep it up. Yeah. Yeah. If you can.

If you can keep it up. If you can. That's a lot to ask of a 71-year-old man. It is. You're right. But anyway, yeah, I mean, it's fine. So was the morning after, like, eating breakfast in bed and, like, that was amazing? Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Yeah. And they both left like, this is my man. Yeah. Yeah. Of course, you know. Who do you think he pounded leslie for sure yeah not theresa kind of think no yeah you gotta know at that point yeah that's

a weird thing of like you kind of gotta bone down with the one you're gonna choose i know right yeah because if you don't then they're gonna be like what the fuck is going yeah you know well who was it recently that had sex with everybody and like it caused a whole thing oh yeah i can't remember which one that used to have was always though yeah i feel like that more often the fuck is going on? Yeah. You know? Well, who was it recently that had sex with everybody and like it caused a whole thing? Oh, yeah. I can't remember which one. That used to help, was always though. I mean, yeah,

I feel like that more often than not. I should ask Ben if he went to sex town with all of them. It was, oh, Clayton, right? Wasn't Clayton the one that got so much shit for that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, that guy's 6'6". He's a football player. Yeah. Testosterone was coming out of every orifice of his body. Of course he's gonna have sex with all of them. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. Golden Bachelorone was coming out of every orifice of his body. Of course he's going to have sex with all of them. Yeah.

Anyway. Yeah. Golden bachelor. So it just ends with, we think that he had sex with both of them and now we're going to wait to the end. But yeah. So Leslie's going to win,

right? I think so. Yeah. I think so. If they do a golden bachelorette, who you rooting for here? Probably not Teresa, right?

No, no. I like. Faith. I don't know. Faith. I don right? No, no. I like. Faith? I don't know if Faith should. I don't know. I love Faith. Yeah.

I also really like Joan. Yeah, I like Joan. And I like Ellen. I think her name's Ellen. Yeah. Pickleball. Champ. She was the one whose friend had passed away.

Yeah. I like the two of them. I know. A lot for that choice. Yeah. I'm rooting for Joan. I think she's got it all. Yeah, me too. And I want to two of them. I know. A lot for that choice. Yeah. I'm rooting for Joan. I think she's got it all. Yeah, me too.

Yeah, she's great. And I want to meet this kid. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Because this could have ruined her life. I know. This child. True.

Shocker. They should have named that child. Kids run your life. What a shock. I know. Yeah. Ugh. I have to go babysitting later.

I cannot believe you're doing that. I have 10 nieces and nephews. What are you talking about? I'm so glad I don't. It's quite enjoyable, actually. No. Yeah. no yeah it's enjoyable but they're so loud yeah but you got to play with them you have to be silly and then you put on like miss rachel and they shut the fuck up and they watch that and then you go it's fine i don't i don't want to be silly you go have a beer and you're just like well this is easy just your only job really is just not kill

them you know yeah i just kids just ask somebody fucking questions too. Yeah, but you can give them funny answers. No, I don't like to do that. Why not? I'm like, let's just not talk. How about that? Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Yeah.

It's no talkie. No talkie. Silent game. Yeah. All right. Well, do you have some faith things, bro, or what's going on? There is not a whole lot on television right now. Am I wrong?

No, there is really not, actually. I've been struggling to find stuff to watch that's holding my attention. There is like a Hallmark Christmas movie that's like on Netflix. Oh, did you watch it? No, it's got Heather Graham in it. Oh. I assumed you were going to watch that. No, I haven't seen that.

Oh, okay. I don't like the Hallmark movies very much. I thought you love rom-coms. That's different. Hallmark movies are different. But that's what it is. Rom-coms can be great, though. Hallmark is, like, so over-the-top cheesy that it's, like, a thing, and, like, I don't love that.

It's called The Best Christmas Ever! Oh, how original. Friendships are put to the ultimate test Over a boastful holiday newsletter Sounds awful Jason Biggs is in it from American Pie And Brandy Not you Brandy Oh the singer

Yeah Brandy Norwood Interesting And then Matt Sedino I don't know I'm not familiar with him It's just these four pictures on IMDB And then everyone Sedino. I don't know. I'm not familiar with him. I don't know who that is. It's just these four pictures on IMDb, and then everyone else has no picture. I'm going to let you watch that one, and you can let me know how it is.

How about that? It's doing pretty... It's like one of the top movies on... That's because there's nothing else out. I know. Well, the Hunger Games movie is out. Yeah, but you got to go to the theater. I know.

I'm not doing that. Napoleon. That does look good. That's not out yet, though. It's not, but you know what's not doing that napoleon that does look good that's not out yet though it's not but you know what's weird is that everyone's speaking in french accent except for joaquin phoenix huh come on that's weird didn't we learn anything from robin hood prince of thieves with kevin costner i guess not i mean it's a great movie but like really weird that like for some reason he's got american accent and everyone else is british i agree

even fucking christian slater yeah was British. I know. And I don't think that he's an Academy Award winning actor. Why are they letting him do it? And not the winner of the Academy Award for Dances with Wolves, Kevin Costner. Don't know. I will never understand that decision. I agree. Just try it out. You know? Just try it out.

Let's just see what it's like. It must have been so bad. I guess so. Must have been like, alright everybody, everybody, let's go. We're going to shoot some arrows here. And they were like, Kevin, Kevin, whoa. Hey, Kev. Kev, Kev, Kev, Kev, Kev, Kev. Let's just do the American accent.

Yeah. But no one else is doing that. Yeah. I know, but yours is really bad. You're telling me you're going gonna let Christian Slater do it and not me? Yes. This is how bad this is.

And then who is it? It's Morgan Freeman. He's straight up just doing like a Muslim Persian accent. And they're like, you're letting Morgan do this? You're letting Christian do this? And I gotta do fucking straight out of Iowa? Guess so. Yeah.

That's how bad this is. Yeah. Is he from Iowa? I don't know oh maybe yes yeah no i did start a show though yeah tell me i don't oh you might have to look up and make sure i'm saying the title right but it's a new paramount plus show and it's it's from the creators of like yellowstone it's taylor sheridan it's like the crew it doesn't seem like a spinoff of anything. It's like an original show, but it's called like Lawman Bass Reeves or Bass Reeves Lawman or something like that. Lawman Bass Reeves.

That one. It feels like it could be one of the 1883s or something. It's just a different story. Yeah. Oh, with Dennis Quaid. Yeah. And he is very interesting in this. Okay.

Will you read the synopsis? About the legendary Lawman Bass Reeves, one of the greatest frontier heroes and one of the first black deputy U.S. Marshals west of the Mississippi River. Lawman Bass Reeves on Paramount+. Yeah, so it's good. I've watched two episodes.

Dennis is only, I've only seen him in like a couple scenes in episode two so far. Very interesting choice for this role, really. There's something about him. I just don't like it when a really well-known face pulls you from the story. Yeah. And it's hard to have, correct me if I'm wrong, is the lead actor, has he done anything else or is he kind of a new name on the scene?

No, he's been in stuff. Oh, he has? He's in Silo. Oh, that's right. He's the cop, huh? Yep. He's in Selma. I didn't see that.

I think that won an Academy Award. Well, Silo's new enough that that could consider him a new name. Anyway, obviously not as recognizable as somebody like Dennis Quaid. Of course not. And he's amazing in this. Like great performance really pulls you into the story. And then Dennis Quaid comes on screen and you're like immediately pulled out of it. You know what I mean?

Yeah. And I, that's sometimes like shows like that. And I felt that way about all the light we cannot see is like, you have all these like new, young, younger actors, like new faces.

And then Mark Ruffalo just kind of like, like pulls you out of it, you know? And and like i don't love that so anyway that's my only complaint about that but the story is great if you like any of the historical if you like any of the taylor sheridan stuff like he uses i like that he uses all the same people like the director of the first episode does a lot of yellowstone a lot of 1883 1923 stuff so it's all shot in the same way. Like the color tone's the same. You know, the cinematography is very similar.

It's very similar. It just is its own story. So if you like that, I would say give it a watch. Yeah, Donald Sutherland's in it as well. I haven't seen him yet. Okay, he's in four episodes, so he must come later. Barry Pepper, he's been in a lot of stuff. A lot of newer actors.

Which is cool. I like when they do that. For sure. I watched The Killer last night how was that okay so it's a david fincher film of whom i love all his things you know seven and gone girl and i think did fight club it's with michael fassbender whom is a fantastic actor after a fatal near miss, an assassin battles his employers and himself on an international manhunt. He insists isn't personal. The Killer on Netflix.

Okay. For being such a high stress film about an assassin who's like, it's kind of like John Wick, you know, like John Wick, like they kill the dog and then he's like, fuck you. I'm going to go kill everyone who fucked with my dog, right? It's kind of similar to that. Not, there's no dog killing in this. There's a dog poisoning, but I think the dog lives.

It's a lot of Fassbender narration. It's a little sleepy. I'm going to be honest with you. There is a couple of fight scenes that are badass. But for the most part, it's like a lot of him talking about how you have to be under control. And, you know, it's all about taking your time and like, don't get emotional, get the best of you.

And okay, when am I going to John Wick this thing? And it really wasn't like that. Ends kind of how I think you hope it does i suppose like there's a nice bow on the end of it okay but for a david fincher film not one of my favorites not one of my favorites okay i mean he's done fight club girl the dragon tattoo zodiac social network gone girl seven really big films this wasn't one of my favorites so i don't know proceed with caution all right yeah fair um have you ever watched the crown no but sarah does she does yeah when i was looking for something to watch i've i've pulled the crown

up a few times and i've always been so overwhelmed to start it because there's so many seasons there enough. But I guess this new season, it started within the last few seasons, I guess, like the princess die story, you know, and that I'm interested in seeing. So I was thinking maybe I'll start from like season five. So I'm just curious why tears like maybe let me know. Like, can I do that? Will I be confused? I'm just curious why tears like maybe let me know like can I do that will I be confused if you guys watch the crown like let me know if I could do that and and not feel like I'm missing something I think you can jump in right at the princess die one yeah I watched a little bit of Queen

Elizabeth like when she was young mm-hmm I was like I'm boring like I don't care you know this is a long time ago okay like okay she's great she likes to drive cars yeah big thing she'd love to drive herself. Interesting. Ooh, the queen loved to drive. Yeah, I think you can jump in right here. I think I might. I heard that like a lot of the actors

filming that like last, obviously the scene where she dies was like hard for them. And I'm sure if they are British, which I assume they would be, that is tough. Yeah, for sure. It's like, I don't know,

we haven't really experienced anything like that, but like that would be like someone in like the 70s trying to do a jfk thing be like this is tough yeah this still hurts yeah for sure i think you can do it i believe in you i might give it a shot then because there ain't nothing else to watch i don't know if i've done this rant before and i don't know if i should oh because i think a lot of people are going to think I'm coming for them. Oh. And maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Oh.

And I'm all for mental health. Okay. Okay. Let me preface it that way. All right. I'm scared, but okay. There is nothing more performative in the world than taking a picture of yourself while you're crying and posting on social media. Have you ever done that?

I don't cry, but no. Yeah. You know, you, you have no soul. Exactly. But no, I would never do that. I see it a lot. Okay. And I totally get it. You want to show the best of you and the worst of you. And that's what social media is. It's a lens into your personal life. And I'm fine with that, like on face value of what it is.

But never in my life when I was going through a tough time, like I've lost people that were really close to me. I've lost family members and all that kind of stuff. I've never been like fucking losing it and thought to myself, you know, it would be great. Pull out my phone and take a picture of this.

People need to know this. For some reason, it's so cringy to me. I agree. And then it's like, okay, so are you doing this because you want sympathy? Are you doing this because you want people to really know that like, it's not all like, you know, filters and like perfect life. Okay. Maybe.

Are you doing it because you think that this will help in the algorithm? Because a lot of people are going to comment with it, share it and do that stuff and it helps your numbers. I don't know what the answer is, but some of those answers, if any of those were possibilities for what people will think of me, I would never do that. And to me, that's like, what are you doing here kid also it takes away from like the reality of what's really happening to you if that's your first thought is like i'm fucking crying you don't need to see this my million followers like i'll fucking sit in there in your pain i don't know it's something that It's something that like, here's the thing.

A lot of people do it. Do they? I never see it. I see it all the time. Are people our age? Yeah. Because this wouldn't shock me so much if it was like Noah's age or younger

because I think that generation has truly grown up with just like you film yourself at all times. And I'll never feel that. I'll never feel comfortable walking through an airport filming myself. I'll just won't. It's just not, it's not going to happen for me. But like those younger kids, like Noah and her age and younger, like I, they're just so comfortable

with it. It's just literally, it's just part of every day. You know what I mean? Like, and Alex Earl and like all those kids, like, I just think they're so comfortable with it. And so maybe they feel a little more comfortable. Like the phone's always out. It's always recording. Well, it's going to record this. I don't know. I just know that I don't feel comfortable filming myself all the time or

hardly any of the time, to be honest with you. It's a, yeah, I don't know. It's, it's a lot of people that we know that I've seen. I'm like,

what is happening? I must just not, I have must have them muted. I don't know. Anyways, if you think i'm an asshole fucking tell me i'm an asshole and if you think that i i should be doing that sorry it's never going to happen with me like i would i'm not going to show you that my that side could never imagine you doing that it's kind of like an invade that's what i that's exactly how i feel invasive

too sir as i talk about this a lot because we realize that there are a lot of people who are like very invested and like like our our lives and our like our relationship and so we we try to give as much as we like feel comfortable with giving but there is a part that's like this is just for me yeah you know I don't know it's just something that like gives me the ultimate ick when I see that I'm just like oh i don't know what you want out of this do you want sympathy like it's life's hard for everybody yeah i mean without knowing who you're talking about i'm just shooting in the dark here i just keep thinking it's people that are younger but i think like i could see somebody doing it to not feel so alone i guess to have people be like oh i go i do this too or i feel the same way. Like maybe to feel

that like not so alone thing. And they're looking for that. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I know that I'm probably the asshole for doing this. I know. I, I definitely would. I understand what you're saying. I don't disagree with what you're saying. And I, I myself would never do it, but I also don't cry. So maybe if I cried i cried i would do it i don't know when was last time you cried you cry at your mom's wedding no no no about when your grandma passed oh definitely okay okay so you do have oh yeah there is a heart in there yes it's just you know once a year maybe yeah no i cry i. Sometimes like, see, weddings don't do it for me, but like a sad TV show. Yeah.

Something sad happens in a show. I'll get like emotional. Like I'll feel emotions in there, but I don't cry. Yeah. You know, but it definitely makes me feel emotional. I just don't have tears to cry. Do you ever get drunk and cry? No.

God, I do that sometimes. You do? Yeah. No. But it's only for specific things i get so tired when i'm drunk i do too but like it's just tired it's funny because i'm not i'm now doing the thing but this is so this is so long ago but i lost two cousins maybe 10 and 15 years ago and they like lived with me they're like brothers and so if i get drunk and someone

brings them up and we start talking about them I will like tear up and be like every wedding I cry at that is insane yeah because once they start doing vows and like they get choked up

I'm like oh god oh jeez this last wedding I cried for sure that's insane I cried at I said I don't

I think I cried a little bit at Harrison's cried at Dean and Kaylin's for Kaylin's vows not Dean's yeah I'm a little bitch yeah you's. I cried at Dean and Kaylin's. For Kaylin's vows, not Dean's. Yeah, I'm a little bitch. Yeah, you are. But I'll tell you what I'm not doing.

Not fucking taking a video. Yeah. I haven't watched really all of it, so I might be speaking out of turn here. But do you know who Matt Rife is? I do. So he's a very handsome comic. I wouldn't know if I'd go that far, but sure. That's like a soul shtick.

Sorry, it is. Okay. I've never, I know who he is. I've never watched any of his comedy shows. Really? Yeah. But I see him on TikTok sometimes. Yeah.

So that's how he got kind of famous there. Got it. And he has a new special out on Netflix. Yeah. He looks young. Is he young? Yeah, I think he is pretty young okay and he started stand up pretty young too and he's like listen i get like he's a really handsome kid

like i totally get it he is yeah i don't think i agree can i see a picture of him yeah well use your phone because i can't hold on my phone was my table for a second oh sorry it's holding up your nut milk is that you say his name rife yeah r-i-f-e is he straight yeah he's got a girlfriend huh that's interesting he like he is like a good looking we're not having this conversation he is a hot guy i know he is i guess he is definitely not my type at all but but I guess that's fine. How old is he? Can I, let me find out. Cause if we're talking about like young hotties,

like I think that the, well, like the older brother in the summer, I turned pretty like he's gorgeous to me. Okay. Like I think, I mean, I'll have to show you a picture.

Yeah. Let's see. Matt, right. Oh, he's 28. Wow. He looks younger than that.

He's fine. Okay. Anyways, I think he, I would have questioned his sexuality, but I did question it. But you haven't seen the standup. You could tell that he's not a gay guy

by the way he talks. Anyways, we're going to have to cut so much of that because you need to disagree with me that he's an attractive person. He's just so feminine looking. That's not a really new picture of him. I'm just, I don't like, feminine just so feminine looking. That's not, that's not a really new picture of him. I'm just,

I don't like feminine is not my vibe. Anyways, I think like the majority of his audience is women. Okay. That's a fucking Tik TOK kid. You know, that's like a hot Tik TOK boy. I don't think anyways,

I watched a little bit of his standup special. Was it good? I do not think so. Ooh. Okay. And have you seen other stuff he's done or no? I've seen a lot of his stand-up special. Was it good? I do not think so. Oh, okay. Have you seen other stuff he's done or no? I've seen a lot of stuff on TikTok. His stuff comes up a lot. And do you think he's funny on TikTok?

What he does really well on TikTok when he's on stage is crowd work. Okay. And so he had a couple, I think crowd work bits that went super viral and then he just turned in this huge thing. And a lot of his audience is women. And he does this thing of like, I think he's self-aware that he is, that his audience is women,

but he's trying to like, I think maybe do more guy jokes that I feel like if I'm a woman in that room, I'm like, this is not landing either like choose your lane or what. Right. It's weird because he like opens up the show with a domestic violence joke, which if like your entire audience is women and you're like, yeah, let's do a, let's do a domestic violence joke. That's going to land. That's I'm going to open with. I was, it was just like the number one thing I learned when I was doing radio. And it's the same thing as if you're in sales, is know your audience and sell them what they want to buy. Okay, bro, your audience is women. They don't want to laugh at domestic violence jokes. I mean, I could be wrong, but I'm not. One of the bits

he's talking about is he's making fun of women who are like into crystals, which, okay, that's very funny. My wife is one of those people. I make fun of her all the time. And he's like, his bit is like, what are you doing? You're collecting rocks? What are you, that's very funny my wife is one of those people i make fun of her all the time sure and he's like his bit is like what are you doing you're collecting rocks what are you that's the gravel it's funny but it's like okay it's not that funny and also this is your audience like i was just like very very confused like you're kind of saying fuck you the the reason why there's that many people here you know anyways i know he's huge and like i i will concede that he is funny i just did not love this stan special gotcha but here's the thing i guarantee you all there's a lot of wife teachers out there they're like disagree they're like this guy's so fucking hot like i don't even give a

shit you know okay anyways i'm more of a comedy purist yeah give me bobby lee all right interesting here's the thing it's just not one of my favorite things Yeah. Give me Bobby Lee. All right. Interesting. Here's the thing. It's just not one of my favorite things. Got it. Sorry. That one might come back to bite me in the ass.

Well. Because we have a lot of women viewers. We'll see. Yeah. I just didn't love it. I don't know. This is turning into a kind of a negative episode and I'm not trying to do that. SNL I don't think is where it has been in the past.

Oh, I haven't watched recent episodes. It's just been kind of like not quite there yet. And I think they have a lot of new cast members. They're like trying to find their place. But there is something that I do love. Which is? Like, is it Please Do Not Destroy? The three like writers that like do their own bits.

Have you seen that? I don't think so. Who is it? They're brand new cast members, but they just record in their little writer's room. Okay. And I think that they are so funny. Okay.

And they've got a new movie out on Peacock called Please Don't Destroy. I haven't seen it, but I really want to watch it because I think those guys are the best that's coming out of SNL. So that's not something that I have watched, but it's something I want to just so everyone knows.

I saw clips of the Timothee Chalamet episode on TikTok and I thought there were some very funny skits in that. I loved the one about Troye Sivan. I thought it was fucking hilarious. Yeah. And then I also loved the, it's like all viral on TikTok, like the like rap when he's like rapping obnoxiously.

Skirt. Skit. Hilarious. Skit. Skirt. Yeah, it was good. Yeah. Your impression was really good too, by the way.

What? Of him doing that. Was it pretty good? It was great. Are you making fun of me? Yes. Okay, good. I got sent this.

What is this? Mormon? Is there a Mormon college? BYU. What does BYU stand for? Bring them young? Are you fucking kidding me? It's called bring them young.

And you haven't been arrested as a fucking group of people? What the fuck is going on, America? I have to look this up. I think you're all full of shit. That's not what happens there. Someone in defense of their college. I had a great time at Brigham Young University. I was 13.

There was nothing wrong with that at all. I'm too excited. I can't get my phone on. Bring them Young University. You fucking shit. Jesus Christ. Of Latter-day Saints. Come on.

Bring them Young University. The younger the better. It's so funny. It's hilarious. I've never put that together oh bring them young oh byu i'm sorry we have really we've honed in on making fun of the mormons and i apologize for that no it's terrible i tell you what i do want to watch there is a netflix thing speaking of cults uh i'm so sorry guys i'm so sorry what is that netflix thing about cults it's on right now

Jeez. Oh, God. Escaping Twin Flames. Oh, is that what it's about? It's a cult? I think so. A lot of people have been talking about it. Wait, I feel like I have a friend that was like raving about it. Let me see.

Explores the story of Jeff and Shalia Devine, the leaders of Twin Flames University, who sell online classes that guarantee harmonious union with your destined partner. Controversial online community that preys on people looking for love. Interesting. So, yeah, maybe not so much a cult, but like a scam to like get people to get someone to fucking give them some nut milk um oh i just can't say anything this episode is now called nut milk can't say anything yeah you know what are you doing while you're here my sister has a birthday on thanksgiving yes um so i

have a full itinerary this week, starting tomorrow. Okay. Of activities. She planned her own birthday. Oh, yeah. She always does. Can you tell me what those things are? Because this is going to come out afterwards, so it doesn't really matter.

It will come out Friday. Yeah, I think so. We are going bowling. Fun. That was not my reaction. I was like, what? That's what you want to do on your birthday? She's just a regular person. She loves to bowl.

Have you been to Pinewood with us before? I have. Kirsten reminded me that she takes it very seriously. Yeah, I beat two of the Hemsworth that night. Oh, that's right. I forgot about that. So yeah, so bowling, which will be very competitive. Maybe you should come. What day is that? Wednesday night? No. Okay.

That's on the Thursdays Thanksgiving and we have an itinerary for that is it get up and eat turkey oh there's like you know from this 12 to 2 cards 2 to 4 something 4 to 6 dinner like it's a whole itinerary yeah on friday i might be leaving friday i haven't decided if i'm gonna extend but they're getting tattoos Friday. Everybody, the whole family, or I guess the ones that are here. I don't know.

The whole crew. Would you get one? I would. If I was here, I'm not like tattoos for me. I'm not like dying to get one. I don't ever go out of my way to get a tattoo, but if the opportunity presents itself,

I'll get a little tat. How many tats you got? Like seven, I think think but they're all of them are very tiny except the one on my ankle well cool what would you get oh i don't know i usually just decide in the moment you know yeah well yeah well horseshoe maybe somewhere or like a little i'm obsessed with space so i've always thought a little planet would be cute somewhere maybe like right there maybe yeah something whatever doesn't really matter it's not gonna be on your body for the rest of your life i know somebody that has a tattoo of their dog's nose, like the imprint of their dog's

nose. And it's pretty cool. Boop. Yeah. I feel like that'd be a cool tat. Yeah. Well, as you girl, boop. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Something like that. I'm okay with that. Yeah. Be cool. Yeah. You know, we should, we should go out on for the Thanksgiving episode.

I once had Gabe Dixon on my show and I wrote a song for him to sing on Thanksgiving and he did it on the fly. That's how good he was. Oh, wow. Do you want to hear some old Wells Adams radio DJing? Sure. All right. We'll go out on it. You are a great songwriter, Gabe. Oh yeah. You are one of the best in the biz. You know who else is one of the best in the biz? No, who? Not me. I can tell you that much, but I did write a song today. Oh, man.

And I thought, you know, you've got such a beautiful voice, and you're so great at playing the piano. I thought, you know, you could sing it. You could sing it and do a better job than I could do. Okay. And so I wrote a song about things I love about Thanksgiving. And I've given you the lyrics. Yeah, I see him here. He was so pumped about this, by the way.

It's good stuff, right? This is unrehearsed. Unrehearsed. We've never played, I've never played this before. You've never seen it before. Never seen it before. So you want me to play this song? Would you mind?

No, no. Okay. This is a co-write, by the way. Is it now? Yeah, it is now. I could write it one way, and then you could have another guest someday, maybe, and they could write it a different way, and you could have different versions of the song. But this will be my version of the melody.

Can we have this like a thing we do every year that you come in and play the Thanksgiving song? I'm it. Yeah. Definitely. All right. Okay. Are we doing this?

Yeah. All right. This is cool. I'll say the thing, the thing about Gabe Dixon, he's so fucking talented that he could do this on the fly. It was hard to, I made Gabe do this a bunch on my show back in the day.

I made Dan Ellsworth do it a bunch on my show. Really, it was piano players who could just kind of do whatever, you know? Anyways, this is the song that I wrote. I'm scared. Things I Love About Thanksgiving by Wells Adams and performed by Gabe Dixon. Yes, thanks. I love the dark meat.

Gabe, this is not a sexual innuendo. It's not. Gravy on everything and kicking some ass on the Super Nintendo. I'm good at that. Making nephews get me beers all day long. Skunking my cousins at ping pong. That says pink, pink, pimp pong. Really good. That says ping pong. I think you mean ping pong.

I like what you did there. Sorry, Greg. Eventually tastes good. Oh, Greg's crying now, just like he should. Well, these are some of the things I love about Turkey Day. Drunk Uncle Bart is getting a little cray-cray. Take a picture of this. I'm loving the kitchen smells.

The greatest DJ in the world. Put your ups forward for me real quick. Old as wells. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Yeah! All right. It's pretty good, though, right? Loved it.

Yeah. All right. A creative genius, really. All right, let's end the show, and then you can take your- I'm just taking content of you with like a few chords and the uggs you know the chords are your fault alright you know what I say about that

I just need you to shut the fuck up cause nobody asks you bitch I need you to shut the fuck up shut the fuck up bitch shut the fuck up bitch alright YFT as we love you love y'all happy thanksgiving bye bye this podcast has been brought to you by podcast nation