Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - How to Get Away with Murder

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

While he filled us in on most NYC discoveries, Wells forgot to recap his Broadway experiences, so we start with a great recap of two can’t-miss shows. Then, while we still don’t have a solid list of fave things from Brandi, she did watch a bunch of trailers for us, so we have a list of potential favorite things. There is also an abnormal amount of murder talk in this episode before your hosts wrap up with life lessons you can learn from a Roomba. Enjoy!  Favorite things mentioned:  Agatha All Along (Disney+)  Wicked (Broadway)  Hadestown (Broadway)  Tell Me Lies (Hulu)  The Penguin (HBO)  The Tunnel by Lori McKenna feat. Stephen Wilson Jr.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Good American: Shop now at GoodAmerican.com. Use Promo Code YFT for $50 OFF your first pair. Don’t forget to select “podcast” at checkout and choose our show to let them know we sent you.  Sundays: Get 40% off your first order of Sundays. Go to sundaysfordogs.com/ YFT or use code YFT at checkout.  HelloFresh: Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/freeyft. Applied across 7 boxes, new subscribers only, varies by plan.   Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus + our TikTok @yftpodcast & be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation 

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You know, it's annoying that TikTok is just now QVC. It's just them selling shit. It's fine, okay? Like, I understood that this was probably always the business model and, like, where it was going. I'll tell you what's not fine. If I look at one thing, like, oh, this meat thermometer looks interesting. Can you not make every seventh thing I look at TikTok a fucking meat thermometer? Why did I say it like that?

Thermometer? Meat thermometer? That sounded like Marky Mark. A meat thermometer? A meat thermometer. I just looked at it. I said, oh, wow. Yeah.

You know, $40 for this Bluetooth meat thermometer. It's a good deal. I want to look at it. And then I thought, you know what? No, I don't need that. I've got, I'm an actual good cook. I don't need to, I don't need that shit. Also not smoking enough meat to justify it. Anyways, figure it out, figure out that after the 7 millionth one you've shown me, I'm probably not going to buy it.

Oh, and the other thing, if I do go buy something, like I went and bought mouth tape because that's like the thing, you know, which actually I do, I do think I sleep better when I have mouth tape on, but anyways, I bought it. I bought the mouth tape. I don't need another shipment of mouth tape for a month. So once I buy the thing, stop showing me the thing. Already got it. Don't want it now. This is getting me going back to Instagram, man. Now it's going to the, like the little search light page and Instagram, find a video that I want to watch. Usually it's about golf. Click on that, then scroll.

Boom, I get nothing but golf content. And then sometimes it's hot chicks in there because I don't know, you know, I'm a boy and it's sick. But you're still like looking at, it's like Russian chicks. It's always, they're always Russian, you know? And then like, then they're like sprinkled in there with some like Disney content because that's what I send my wife is Disney content.

Anyhoot. Yeah, that's all I got, I guess, for the intro thing. Should we, should we call the brand? Oh, I think so. Let's do it. Let's call her up. Fuck yeah. Hello.

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Oh. It just looks black. It does look black. And you have your black glasses on. So. Yeah, had to. Yeah, you look like you're a greaser in the outsiders. Maybe I am. I'm sorry, what's the temperature there in Los Angeles to warrant this beanie? Well, we're doing this early

and my hair is not great. Well, it's just a little bedhead-y, you know? It is a bit bedhead-y. But to answer your question, 58 degrees. Oh, that's chilly. Yeah. I think it's finally happening. I think fall's finally happening. Yep. It's very cold here. It was like a cool 52 when I woke up. That's nice. Yeah. I liked it. Crack a window and get that nice cool breeze on you in the morning. Yep. My fave. Well, you know, what's neat about the weather is that Democrats can control it. Did you know that? Oh, I didn't. Do tell. Educate's neat about the weather is that Democrats can control it. Did you know that? Oh, I didn't. Do tell.

Educate me. Oh, it's a big thing on TikTok I've been seeing. So the new conspiracy theory is that Democrats are controlling the weather and they're seeding the clouds and they're making the hurricanes and they're making the hurricanes hit, I guess, Republican states. I don't know why. Yeah. And to that I say, hey, Republicans, let's fire back. Why don't you throw a fucking tsunami at California? All right.

Vermont could use a little bit of a hurricane these days. Listen, I don't want to get political, but I don't think I can vote for any party that doesn't know how to control the weather. All right. Wow. If you guys aren't smart enough to figure out how to control the weather, how are you going to be able to run a fucking state? I don't think you can. You know?

Get it together. It's easy to control the weather. I've known how to control the weather since I was like seven. Oh, wow. Yeah, since I watched X-Men and I met Storm. Yeah. Who knew? I do.

You know who doesn't know? The Republicans. The ones that are on Facebook. Those fucking Republicans. All right? Yeah. Who knew? I do. You know who doesn't know? The Republicans. The ones that are on Facebook. Those fucking Republicans. All right? Yeah. The moms on Facebook. Like, that's such a...

Yeah, so the boomer Republicans is... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you're getting... Where you're going with that. I mean, you know, maybe it wasn't the 98% of all scientists who said that climate change and global warming was a real threat to our weather patterns and the fact that the Gulf of Mexico is at all-time

heat levels and the way that hurricanes work is when cold air comes over warm water. Maybe that's why it happened. Science. Maybe. Could that one be more realistic than Dr. Evil?

It's definitely not as entertaining on TikTok. That's for sure. Do I have family members who believe this? Absolutely. 100% I do. Yeah. You know what would be amazing though if that were true? I mean, would it be amazing?

I mean, it would be really sad, but like. Yeah. Because like so many people have died yeah how evil must you be to be like we're going to do this hurricane thing and we're going to fucking kill us Jesus Christ man well you know there have been some evil things that have happened in the world

you know with people that think that they're God and can control things that's true you know Hitler something in my throat there yeah well anyways how we feeling yeah i'm feeling good that's good i love the weather that does put my mood just you know in tip-top tier position things are starting to slow down for me work-wise which feels nice i can't even believe i'm saying it because usually that gives me anxiety but i'm tired and it's actually nice

to like sleep in some and chill that's good so that's exciting i did play a show in chicago last weekend though that was litty freaking kitty in the windy city in the windy city litty kitty in the windy city i played at a a club called splash oh i think it's like the best gay club in Chicago. I was going to say, this has got to be a gay club. It's a gay club. And boy, oh boy, the gays just love to dance. They love to dance. And I love that about them more than anything.

I want to find a clip of like Bill Hader doing the like weekend update as it was at Stefan. Oh yeah. The newest club is called Splash. The DJ, Miley Cyrus' sister. Yeah, it was, it was fun. I, it was like, I think that was the first time I've played a gay club. Really? I would think that you're big with the gays. Well, I am big with the gays, which is why, like, honestly, it was a lot of pressure because I do feel like the gays love me and I love them.

And I just wanted to make sure I delivered, like, you know, up to their high expectations. And I got to say, I got to give myself a ding because I think I did it. You did? I played a lot of Britney, Kylie, Madonna, Miley, obviously, Chapel Roan, Sabrina Carpenter. They were just loving it. We had the best dance party. It was so fun. The drag queens were like up there, like my hype squad behind me.

It was honestly just the best vibes. Nice. I loved it. Who's part of your hype squad? The drag queens from Splash. Oh, I thought like you brought your own hype squad. No, no. And they had just, you know,

they're coming hot off of performing with Kesha at Lala. So I was honored that they joined me on stage and it was so fun and I can't wait to go back and I can't wait to play more gay clubs because that was the most fun show I've played in a while. You got to get into the gay club scene, I think. I do. Yeah, I don't know how we work that angle, but... Yeah, I don't know. But call me angle but yeah uh i don't know but call me

guys because i had fun and i can deliver but here's the problem the gay i feel like the gay club scene that goes forever because they don't have kids and stuff they i mean some of them do obviously but like that's why they have so much fun maybe yeah because they have no responsibilities back home you know they can i know that life it's the life it is the life i saw this thing for i think it was natasha nazero was talking about having kids and the thing the interviewer was like do you have how many kids you have and she's like i have one kid one kid's an accessory two kids is a lifestyle and i was like i believe that's true yeah you know that that tracks yeah yeah i don't even need one though i good. Do you have any nieces and nephews?

Yeah, one. Bear. One, okay. Yeah. I got 10. You can come over. But here's the thing, though. My brother that lives down the street, he has the newest one, and this one's right in

the cute stage of two, two and a half, you know? Oof. Yep. Or just like, Uncle Bob, Uncle Bob, Tia Sarah, Tia Sarah. They love us so much, you know? But it does seem like a lot of work. It's a lot of work. It's expensive.

By the way, so I made an Instagram yesterday because I was hungover. And I was like, I said something to the effect of like, my culinary expertise knows no bounds when I'm hungover. Like I will create the most amazing meal when I'm hungover. When I think I'm going to die, that's when I do my best work. What? Because it could be your last meal? No, because I'm like, a lot of times when I cook, I try to cook healthy, as healthy as I can.

Right. But when you're hungover, you don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. It's like more grease is the better it's going to be. Like let's just, let's fight fire with fire here. It's like butter and everything. I don't disagree with this person, but this person wrote me and said,

worried about you, bro. Getting drunk this often at your age, I think it's time to consider figuring out a deeper rooted issue. Find some help. Turn to Jesus. Oh. Okay, excuse me, sir.

I'm ordained. Is it Brother Wells? What did we... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it Reverend Wells or Brother Wells? I think Brother Wells. I think Brother Wells works better. Rev Wells sounds nice.

Okay, Rev Wells. I forgot you're ordained. Excuse me, sir. I am an ordained minister. Alright? Turn to Jesus. Jesus turned to me. That's how close I got

to God. Okay, guy? I brought people together in union. You did. I have in my wallet, sir, a card that says that I am ordained by the Universal Life Church. And forever, from this time to the last, the Alpha and the Omega, I will be ordained by the church. And in a pinch, if you need me to marry you, I can.

If you need me to bury you, I can, you know? God. In a pinch, I can do it. need me to bury you, I can. You know? In a pinch, I can do it. Alright? Okay. Well noted. Maybe I should turn to Jesus. Maybe there's a deeper rooted issue. Maybe I need to find

the Lord. But I will say this. It was my brother's birthday the night before. So it's not like I'm a degenerate. It's we went and we celebrated my brother. And it's not like I'm a degenerate. It's we went, we went and had, we celebrated my brother. And then before that I was back home for my best friend's mom passed. And so that's like kind of like, you know, like your second mom passing. So when you go, when you go to something like that, you also drink because you're filling whatever's empty inside of you up with booze.

Right. Which can be kind of cathartic. I made a decision about my funeral, by the way. Oh. I'm not Jewish, nor will I ever be Jewish. I do respect the Judeo-religion. But I think that I want all my family and friends to sit Shiva with me. Do you know what sitting Shiva is?

No. There's a great movie about sitting Shiva that you should watch. Jason Bateman and Adam Driver. Oh, I've seen it. What's it called? This is Where I Leave You. This is Where I Leave You. I've seen that movie a couple times.

Yeah, so sitting Shiva effectively is like your family, your closest. Sitting around being sad about you being gone? Yeah yeah so like i think you sit for three days in a house or whatever and then that's when people can come over and like pay their respects or whatever right but i want everyone in my family to have to sit there and talk about me yeah because it's gonna make them mad. And I want my lasting legacy to be pissing people. Like the last thing I do is going to be like, this is a fucking inconvenience.

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His dying wish. Was to annoy the fuck out of you. Yeah. And maybe, and maybe YFT has to play in the background the whole time and they'd be like, Oh my God, that would be terrible. Jesus, this show is terrible. I really hope at the end of your life, there's something better you've done besides this podcast that we can reminisce about.

We've been watching, like Sarah has her like go to bed shows, you know, and so we've now like looped back around to The Good Place again, which is such a good show, by the way. There's a scene or an episode where Kristen Bell's character has to admit that she shouldn't be in The Good Place, that she should be in The Bad Place. And so Ted Danson's character is asking her questions like, have you stolen anything? Whatever. One of it's like, have you ever watched either The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, or Bachelor in Paradise? And have you ever said or said something on social media saying something to the effect of, I am invested in the relationship of these people on one of those three shows?

And she's like, no. And he's like, okay, good. Thank God. And that's just so funny because I've said those things. Yeah. I get paid to care about those people. Yeah, I guess so. You want to start a show?

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No. It's so good. Is it? Yeah, it is good. Have you watched any of that? No. It's so good. Is it? Yeah, it is good. And you should watch it. I don't know what you're doing. Yeah. Catherine Han is so funny, by the way.

She's just the best. She is hilarious. And I don't know if you saw, but she got her own ears for Disney. Oh, cute. Yeah. Also like beautifully timed because it's witches during witchy season

and it's all about her coven. I think you should get into it, actually. Speaking of witches, I forgot to do my Broadway recap. Ah. I finally saw Wicked. And? Loved it. Yeah.

So much fun. Okay, so I realize what I like and what I don't like about storytelling, especially when it comes to Broadway. The books that I like and a lot of the TV shows and the movies that I like, and a lot of like the TV shows and the movies that I like, it's obvious that I like science fiction fantasy. I like being taken to a different world. I do too. And that's what I really liked about Wicked is obviously it takes place in a completely

different world. It takes place in Oz, which is kind of fantastical. And I knew like the story, like I knew like the idea behind it was what if the witch of the West wasn't really all that bad, you know, like what if we were getting some bad intel on that? What was some fake news? You know, what if Glenda was a bitch, you know, and what if Alpha was really nice and all that kind of stuff. I like the idea of that. Like, I like the idea of turning a story on its head and like seeing it from a different perspective. I thought it was really well done. The set is so cool. I guess that show's been running forever. Have you seen Wicked?

I have. It's been a long time. Yeah. Did you like it? I did. Yeah, I really liked it. Yeah. I liked how they were able to tie in like the Tin Man and the Lion and the Scarecrow.

I like the ending. I got to be honest with you about that. I like when things come together and you feel a little bit better about things, you know? Yeah, that's good. Wait, there's a movie coming out, right? Or did it already? That's why Ariana Grande was hosting SNL is because, yeah, she's Glinda. And that was one of the reasons why I wanted to see it.

I was like, I want to see, I want to know what this is about. But going back to, I have always said this. I think one of my thesis papers in film school, I took a film class or whatever, I didn't go to film school, was what if Marty McFly is actually the bad guy in Back to the Future and Biff is a sympathetic character? And I've always wanted to write kind of like what Wicked is, but for Back to the Future through the eyes of Biff, and he must be

like, fuck this guy. Every time I'm around him, he runs me into manure, and it gets in my mouth. He's changing history, so I'm his car wash guy? His car wash boy? Fuck this. I had this amazing life where I was the boss of everything, and then he goes and changes it, and now I'm fucking washing cars? Marty Mc mcfly you're a piece of shit i mean obviously there are some plot holes there because he does seem a little abusive and he's like a little bit of a bully you know but it might be fake news so anyways maybe that's gonna be my musical theater is i'm gonna say do you need to do that i think i need to produce that i think that would be great i think you'd be good at that. And we'd call it what? To the future and back?

It's not bad. I actually do not hate that at all. It's not bad. Yeah, I don't hate it. Yeah. The other one that I saw was Hadestown. Oh, I haven't seen that. It's so good.

So Jordan Fisher, who's Sarah's good friend, is the main character. He's so good. I think he was on Dancing with the Stars way back in the day, but I think he was a Disney kid. Sarah and Jordan did a Christmas at Disneyland show once, and that's how they became friends. That's cute.

Afterwards, we went and got drinks, and so we met the female lead. Her name's Maya Rafiko. I'm probably saying that wrong she's from argentina she is so freaking good in this her and jordan are amazing if you have an opportunity go see hadestown it's very very cool it's like greek mythology but set in like what i want to say 40s south kind of cajun kind of it's very much like crossroads vibes you know yeah anyways i saw those two on broadway liked them both go check them out okay you got some favorite things i don't know but i do want to start off just quickly because i know you don't watch it and you don't like it um but i've had a couple of messages asking me to talk more about tell me lies okay from the

girlies yeah we've only got one episode left the season finale comes out this week i have to say like i'm not i don't feel ready to end it like it feels like there's still like there's a lot more that needs to happen and for there to just be one more episode so i'm not thrilled about that because we'd wait like two fucking years for the second season so spoiler alert if you if you are not caught up on Tommy Lies, fast forward like 90 seconds because I'm going to say some shit. All right? Go for it. If fucking Lucy lets Steven do this to her again after all the shit he's done this entire season, if she is going to let him walk in and just drop a fucking L-bomb and go and be cast right back under the goddamn spell, I'm going to lose my mind because if she does that,

she is dumb as shit. Okay. We know this guy's manipulative. We know he's mean. We know he's evil. We know he's a terrible human. And he's going to walk in here and tell you some shit about like, we're both terrible people.

This is why we're perfect for each other. Like, no, we can't be, we can't be believing that shit. Okay. So I'm upset. I'm upset the way the last episode ended. Also just quickly, things aren't looking good for our girl Bree. All right. All season long, she's been having this

hot romance with the teacher. I know that's not PC and I know it's not great. An older man, like, you know, taking advantage of a younger woman. However, you know, as a girl, like we've, we've all been there. We've all had a crush on the hot teacher. And so, but part of me loves this for her. You know, he is very hot. Get your life girl, have some great sex. Love that. Don't love that he's married. Don't love that he's taking advantage of a younger girl, but just hear me out for one second. I was here for, I was here for her, like getting it, you know, but things aren't looking good for our girl. And it's, she's, you know, but things aren't looking good for our girl. And it's, she's, you know, her age is showing the way she's handling it at the moment.

And she made some bad decisions this past episode. And I'm just worried for, for her because she's my favorite character and I want good things for Brie. And obviously we've seen the flash forward of her future. And I know she gets to marry Evan and all, all is well for her in the future, but I am worried for how this is going to play out. Is that it? That's all. That's all that needs to be said yeah just a quick 90 second recap fucking breed is lucy better fucking not get it together also though one last thing i do feel bad for lucy when it comes to her fucking friend uh god what's the friend's name? The bestie. That's going to end up with Psycho Steven because Lucy's trying to do the right thing

by reporting her brother because he's trying to rape girls and that is not fucking cool. And no one is standing up for anybody except Lucy. And she's going to lose her best friend over it. And I really feel for her because she's making the right decision. She's doing the right thing.

What's her name? Lucy. Oh, Lucy. Lucy's the main character. Alright, well. Good job. I'm not sure if I I don't know what you're talking about, but like, yeah, if you're married and then

a teacher and then sleeping with one of your kids I know it's not great. They're in college, yeah. Still, I don't know. No, he's trash. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. He's garbage.

But, you know, our girl Bree was like, you know, getting the hot teacher. Like, I kind of love that for her, even though it's terrible. Yeah. I know. I get it. I mean, it's also not real. But I think that it tries to normalize that in society. And I don't think we should be doing that, I guess.

Well, I feel like the way it's going to end is delivering a strong message of like, don't do this. You were trying to sleep with your teacher? No, but I had crushes on a teacher or two for sure. Yeah. When I was in college, I remember kind of being into, I think I had an English teacher that I was into. Now see. Or she might've been like a TA, you know? Yep.

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Okay. With Josh Hartnett. Oof. I know. Just knowing Josh Hartnett was starring in it probably told me what I needed to know. Why? Do you not like Josh Hartnett? I mean, he's just past his prime, right?

Like. Yeah. I mean, yeah. He's no longer a teen heartthrob. I just don't think he's done anything great since past his prime, right? Yeah, I mean, yeah. He's no longer a teen heartthrob. I just don't think he's done anything great since fucking Pearl Harbor, right? Fair enough. I don't know. It's M. Night Shyamalan.

I know. A father and his teen daughter attend a pop concert only to realize they've entered the center of a dark and sinister event. Trap. This is what it is. Josh Hartnett's the dad. He's got this little, this daughter who is a super fan of this pop star. Like your sister, I guess, you know, or like Taylor Swift, right?

So they go to this show and like the daughter's like freaking out, you know, like having the best time in the world. And Josh Hartnett seems like a really nice father. And he starts realizing that there's all these cops like they're like Secret Service and cops. And he's like, what's going on? So he talks to one of the guys selling merch. He's like, hey, what's going on? Why are there all these cops? He's like, all right, well, you didn't hear it from me. But you know, the serial killer called the butcher. And he's like, yeah. And he's like, so apparently the cops think called the butcher and he's like yeah and he's like so apparently the cops think that the butcher's here and they're gonna try to find him at this at this concert and he's like oh so you're like oh okay so that's that's like fun that's a fun little wrinkle then

you realize who's the butcher are you gonna ruin it oh no i mean you kind of figure it out if you watch the trailer but but then you realize the butcher is Josh Hartnett. So you just wrote it for everybody? That's not really the twist. Oh, okay. Well, anyway, so then it's just all about him trying to figure out how to get out of there, you know? Mm-hmm. Which is kind of fun, I guess.

A lot of the movie is like on this pop star. You know in M. Night Shyamalan movies, you always see M. Night Shyamalan. He's always in like a scene or two. So he plays like the, I think the uncle of the pop star. And so that's weird. We're sitting there and Sarah was like, why do I have a feeling that the pop star is like M night Shyamalan's daughter?

And I was like, I feel like you're right. And then we went and looked it up and yeah. So there's a little bit of, did you write this entire movie to try to make your daughter a star? Probably. Is that what's happening here? And then we looked up like her credits and it was like,

oh, she was in Signs. Oh, she was in old. Oh, she was in all these old M. Night Shyamalan films, which you know what? Good for you, M. Night Shyamalan. Let's use that freaking nepotism for your advantage. Yeah. But it did make it feel weird

when you were like, Oh, I don't know. So it's like an air, like, so you know how in sixth sense, you were like blown away by the twist, you know, he's had some amazing ones. I really liked old the last one he did this one. We were like, that's the twist? Okay. What? That's a bummer. I know. It's okay. Well, I did a thing last night where I watched trailers for a solid hour.

Yeah, we do that almost. Sarah does that to me almost every night. Yeah, just, you know, being so indecisive. And then by the hour, time the hour's up, I'm so tired that I just go to bed. However, I got to say, there are quite a few movies on Amazon Prime to rent or buy that look pretty good. Okay, give them to me. One of them is called The Wasp. Do you know about this one?

No. So do you remember Natalie Dormer? She was in Game of Thrones. Okay. She's in it. And I like her. So that's what made me click on it. Maybe you could pull up the synopsis

and read it in your little voice. I have not watched this yet, but I moved it to the top of my list to watch because i i feel like it could be good follows heather and carla who meet after having not spoken in years heather is about to present a very unexpected proposition that could change their lives forever the wasp i didn't tell a whole lot, but the trailer looked very good. The other one that looked great is

called Slingshot. Have you seen that yet? Slingshot? It sounded kind of familiar to me when I pulled it up, but I haven't seen it yet. But I'm gonna watch it because it's a space movie and you know I love space. Ooh, with Casey Affleck. Yeah, Casey Affleck's the lead.

An astronaut struggles to maintain his grip on reality aboard a possibly fatal compromise mission to Saturn's moon, Titan. Slingshot. Oh, they're slingshotting around like a moon or something to get there. Yeah, Saturn's moon. Casey Affleck. Lawrence Fishburne.

It's one of those where like in the trailer, it's like, you know, they they're gonna do this slingshot thing Yeah Which they have to do to make the mission happen But there's a chance it could shoot them deeper into space Where there's like no hope for return It's one of those you know That's no good

Yeah but you know I love that shit I do too On Prime Video Yeah Prime There were a couple more that looked okay Crescent City I feel like could be good. A small town in the South is ravaged by a serial killer with everyone being a suspect, including the police. Crescent City on Prime starring Terrence Howard, Alec Baldwin, and Issa Morales. I feel like that one could be

all right. Terrence Howard's kind of crazy though. Did you watch Blink twice, that Channing Tatum movie? No, we almost watched it last night, actually. Oh, I would love to know if that's any good. Yeah, that was on my list of... Christian Slater's in it, and also Haley Joel Osment. When a tech billionaire, Slater King, meets cocktail waitress Frida at his fundraising gala, he invites her to join him and his friends on a dream vacation on his private island. As strange things start to happen, Frida questions her reality.

Blink twice on Prime or on Apple TV. We almost watched this last night, actually. And we ended up going with Trap, which was a trap. Yeah. So, yeah, it looks like Channing Tatum kind of has an Epstein Island going on, you know? Yeah, and I think, am I wrong? I think Zoe Kravitz directed it. She did.

It was her directorial debut. Crazy. The other one I wanted to ask you if you've seen is Firebrand. It keeps popping up on my thing, and the cast is phenomenal. It's Alicia Vikander and Jude Law. No.

But I'm just not sure it's going to be great. I mean, it's a period piece here. I know. Catherine Parr, the sixth wife of King Henry VIII, is named regent while the tyrant battles abroad. When the king returns, increasingly ill and paranoid, Catherine finds herself fighting for her own survival. Firebrand. On prime or on Apple TV

starring Alicia Vikander, Junior Reeves, Ruby Bentall. I don't know. It could be okay. I love Jude Law. Okay. You watch that. I'll watch blink twice. Okay. I want to watch slingshot. Okay. I want to watch slingshot too. The other one I want to watch Slingshot. Okay. I want to watch Slingshot too. The other one I want to watch is Speak No Evil. Oh, that's too scary for me. What? I can't do that. It doesn't look scary to me.

It looks annoying to me. A family is invited to spend a whole weekend in a lonely home in the countryside. But as the weekend progresses progresses they realize that a dark side lies with the within the family who invited them it's james mcavoy and mackenzie davis scott mcnary looks like a nightmare vacation so they're like on vacation in europe and they meet this family i guess and they're like you should come to our countryside home and wherever and the other family's like fuck yeah okay we'll you know? And then they go there and then all of a sudden weird shit starts happening. And they're like, we got to get out of here with them. You know, their Tesla tires flat and you know, they can't leave and they're trapped and

it turns into a horror. It just sounds like, it sounds like anytime you ever have been invited on someone else's family vacation and halfway through, you're like, give me the fuck out of here, man. True. I mean, like they're not trying to kill me but like i can't listen to another bullshit story you want to watch that i finally started watching something that i've been wanting to watch for a while in penguin do you know about penguin i do but i haven't seen it sorry it's the penguin the penguin it's on HBO Max. Following the events of the Batman 2022, Oz Cobb, a.k.a. The Penguin, makes a play to seize the reins of the crime world in Gotham.

The Penguin on Max starring Colin Farrell, who doesn't look like Colin Farrell at all. He looks like Tony Soprano, really. Also, Kristen Milioti, who's been in like so much stuff, but it's really good. Like Colin Farrell was very, very good in this. It kind of takes place after, I think, Robert Pattinson's Batman, which I liked that Batman. I did too. The story is really cool. And the first episode's fantastic like right off the bat you're like oh whoa okay we're doing this so highly recommend okay penguin did you see that video that british lady who killed her parents um no oh my god so she killed these her parents like poisoned them or something

then like wrapped them up in a sleeping bag and put them in the closet. And then the cops come, and she is totally, like, lazy fair about it. She's like, cheer up, buttercup. If you caught the bad guy, it's okay. And you're like, how is this real? You've got to see this. I'm scared. Don't be scared.

All right, your rest is necessary. I'll call right. Is there anything in the pocket we should know about? Yes. Can I take you to it? No, you can show me. Oh, my dad's body's in there. Don't be scared. It's behind the bed, but back next to the sink. That's the second one. I've slipped a pile of bows into his drink. There were about two or three drinks that I brought downstairs. When I went in the morning, early hours, I got up about half an hour early, about 6 o'clock in the morning.

I came in and he was gone. I did know that this would kind of come eventually and it's proper that I serve my punishment. Right, so I've written this, please. I, Virginia McCulloch, have informed Police Constable 77329 Brown and 79387 Bowers after entering my my house on Friday the 15th September 2023 that I murdered my father, John McCulloch, who was stated was under a bed in the rear ground floor of the house

and my mother upstairs in a cupboard next to the sink. Wardrobe. It's a double wardrobe. It's not a cupboard, it's a wardrobe. It's like four wardrobes, but it's the one next to the sink. Double wardrobe. Pick up then. Yeah. What's significant is all written down there here now, I think. Double order. Big up, then. Yeah, yeah. What's significant is all written down there, here now,

or I've just read out to you. Are you happy to sign that, to say that's a true account? Yeah. What the hell? Just signing the... Why is she so, like... Cheer up, at least you've got the bad guy. Cheer up, at least you've got the bad guy.

I'm so confused. Why does she... Why is she acting like like she fucking like stole some lipstick from walgreens yeah i don't even know what i mean she she killed her parents and then she wrapped them up and put them upstairs okay this is a terrible thing to say but this is my first thought it's gotta stink so much up there yeah that was that was what over a year ago yeah like how what do you do did you put it in a plastic bag is there like air fresheners around it what do you do yeah it's not great that's the problem with killing somebody it's disposing of the body

they don't tell you that they don't tell you about the disposal of the body problem, you know? Anyways, the cheer up. You caught the bad guy. See, now this is another reason to just not have kids because someday they could kill you and put you in the fucking closet. Exactly. You can't have that. No. Okay, I might be in the minority here and I realize that not all my takes are great ones. But I'm going to go ahead and say it. I fucking hate, hate automatic lift gates.

Do you know what I'm talking about? Automatic lift gates? Okay, you know how trunks now, you can press a button and it slowly closes and whatever? First of all, when did we get so lazy that we can't go slam? You know? I got to say, it's pretty nice. I know. Everyone likes it.

I hate it. I tell you why it goes so slowly. And sometimes I'm like, I got to go. I'm going to slam go. And then what happens is that when you are in a hurry and you got to slam go, but you press the button and you try to go. And it slows you down even more. And then you're like, fuck! I just want to go!

But here's the thing, Wells. What? You can hit the button and go ahead and be getting in the car so by the time you're in the car got your seatbelt on and started it's closed i know but sometimes you got so you don't have to stand there and watch it close but sometimes you got so much stuff in there like i don't know if it's going to clothes you know and that's when you need some force that's when you need the power of a man to push it in there but that the the robots like oh no i can't go there's shit there i gotta go back up and you're like just be a man dude push the boxes in with the power of your of your hydraulics kid what are you stuffing in your

trunk dead bodies yes cheer up you caught the bad guy so is the truck so full? Well, I tell you what, no one ever tells you The disposal of the bodies is the hard part, you know? Okay, I don't know, but it sounds like you do Oh yeah, it is What you gotta do is, you gotta chop them up in little pieces Ew And then you gotta go dispose of them in different areas So, and you gotta take the teeth out

You took that from that book And then you gotta take the teeth out, you know? You took all of this from the book If you're gonna be a murderer you need access to a an incinerator don't be a murderer if you don't have access to incinerator that's that's murder 101 is it i don't know should be you do sounds like you've done some research how would you how would you cover your tracks are you thinking about killing your parents because they're Republicans? And they believe that the Democrats are controlling the weather? Yeah. No.

They got to go for that, huh? No, because then I would be falling into what they believe in me, that they believe of me, that I'm an evil and I'm an enemy of the state. Right. How would you dispose of a body? I have no fucking clue. You've thought of it. I have not ever thought of that.

Is it lonely in your ivory tower of perfection where you've never thought about murdering and then disposing of a body? It's peaceful up here. What? There's a, yes, you've wanted to murder somebody. No. Yes, you have.

No. Well, if you were to murder somebody, how would you do it? And how would you get away with it? I don't know. Wells, I will not be murdering anyone anytime soon. Why are you saying this? Like, this is a gotcha question. Because I don't need like, listen, if I get married someday and kill my husband, I don't need someone digging this podcast out of the fucking archives and saying, look, all along she was nuts. Well, I mean, statistically speaking, whoever you marry

is the one most likely to murder you. Statistically speaking. Yeah, I don't know. What you need is you need an incinerator. Alright? Well, I don't have one, so I guess I can't murder anyone. You gotta get a job that's got a good incinerator, you know? DJing ain't cutting that for that.

I know. And then you need to have a good alibi, you know? Preferably, what you want to do is you want to commit the murder when you're not there. So that makes it a little harder.

Take some planning, you know? Great chat. I hate automatic lift gates. I just don't understand, like, we come into this society that a society that isn't capable of closing a fucking door. I can do that. Wells, we live in a world where there are robots that bring you your chips and salsa at the hole-in-the-wall Mexican restaurant down the street.

That's a thing here. That's just a short Hispanic man. No, no. It's a fucking robot. It's a fucking robot. It's a fucking robot. I'm going to take a video of it next time I go. I go like at least once every couple of weeks. No, it's just a short Mexican guy in a big thing.

It's a white plastic machine that fucking goes around and drops off chips and salsa at all the tables. It's fucking terrifying. Hola. Beep, bop, boop, beep, boop, beep. I don't need that either. Robots are taking over. And you know what? I bought a Roomba on Amazon Prime Day last week.

Yeah. And I hate to say it, I'm impressed with the little guy. He's fucking smart, you know? He mapped the whole house. I watched him do it. You know, he runs into things. He backs up.

He rethinks about it. He changes his plan. Like, it's very very smart and I'm impressed and he does a great job cleaning the house and I am the problem. We can learn a lot from Roombas, I think. He's a freaking genius. Anytime you come across an obstacle, let's stop. Take a step back. Let's take a step back. Let's think about it. Yeah. Take a different direction. Let's turn around. I love the little guy. Let's find a way around the problem. Sometimes the best way out isn't

through, but around. Yeah. A lot of lessons to learn from the little robot. I got to be honest with you. We got one of them. Fucking sucks, dude. Everybody says that. Fucking sucks. Like if you have a, if you have a carpet with a fray sidings you know they get stuck on that every single time he gets goes into the bathroom and gets stuck in the bathroom because he closes the door on himself i don't know why my worry is i'm like are you actually picking anything up is my question well so mine comes back into the docking thing and then there's another vacuum that sucks everything out then you have to clean it to change that so i do see that there is shit in there okay but anyways yeah i think it's a little bit of a racket

probably but i got it 60 off from on amazon prime so that's pretty nice pretty good sucker for a deal i like that we figured out that room was really an allegory for life. True. That's all I got. You got anything else? That's it. You want to play some music to go out? Sure.

What are you doing this next week? I'm kind of busy. Oh, really? I mean, not really. I'm doing Arden's podcast. She's watching The Golden Bachelorette. Arden's podcast is always about The Bachelorette. I haven't watched any of it, so I've got to catch up, I guess.

I've got a golf thing that I'm doing. It's a Titleist trip that I'm doing. So that's really kind of it. Oh, and we've been pitching a show. That's what I have, business-wise. What do you got coming on? Okay, cool. I'm in a wedding this weekend, actually.

Ooh, where at? In Saratoga, Wyoming. I'm very excited. It's on a ranch. I'm going to get to ride some horses this weekend. It does look a bit cold, I got to say, but you know me, I like the cold, so it's fine. Is it like Cowboy Chic?

The wedding is actually black tie which is a little crazy for wyoming um but i will be dressing cowboy chic at all on the all the other days we're gonna we're gonna go thursday it's like a long weekend the wedding is saturday and then sunday i have to fly to vegas and i'm playing at xs sunday night uh It's the PBR Championships in Vegas this weekend and they always throw their official after party at the win and your girl is DJing that. So that should be exciting. And then next weekend I go to LA.

Oh. So I'll see you soon. We're going to record together? Yeah. Are you going to LA to do Stoned or? I am and I'm also playing a show halloween weekend at the avalon in hollywood so you're gonna be here for a while yeah i'll be there for a little over a week wait so you get on what on the like the 25th or something 25th i come

in yeah okay so this weekend you're going to the wedding the next weekend you're coming here exactly copy that copy that halloween's on on a thursday so are you doing it is are you doing the So this weekend you're going to the wedding. The next weekend you're coming here. Exactly. Copy that. Copy that. Halloween's on a Thursday. So are you doing. It is. Are you doing the show on the 26th? No, on November 1st.

Oh, which is a Friday. So people are doing Halloween. Yeah. What are people doing this year? Are we doing Halloween the next day? I think. Right. Like if Halloween's on Thursday, it makes sense probably to do Halloween the following

that weekend. Right. I don't hate that idea. I don't either. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I got some musics.

Have you got any musics? We can go out on what you got. All right. I played Stephen Wilson Jr. before. He's the one that had that song, Kid, you know? And this is a song with Laurie McKenna and Stephen Wilson Jr. I love Laurie McKenna. So we thought we could kind of go on that.

This is called The Tunnel. How are you doing? You asked me that when we started. I know, but really, mentally. I'm good. Physically. I'm good. Okay.

Are you good? I think so. Okay. Going to this funeral really made me, yeah. I've been thinking about things a little bit. Been thinking about life. Yeah. I've come to the conclusion that

like the people that I have been angry at for a long time I don't care. What are we doing here? You're angry at people? Yeah, I got some people that have hurt me in the past. Really?

Yeah. And I just can't do that anymore. Okay. I got to let it go. Yeah, I think you should. Also, who gives a shit, you know? Yeah. I got to be like that little robot.

Totally. It'll be fine. I am looking for name suggestions For my robot If anybody would like to send us a message And help me name the Roomba that'd be great You think it's a boy? I think so

Rufus That's not bad Barry That's not bad either Alright Hit us up on fuck you very much go comments fire stars and then

tell us what she should name the Roomba alright see y'all alright see you guys bye I like this song. It's good. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.