Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - How to Save a Life (from a swarm of bees during a pandemic)

Episode Date: July 29, 2020

Wells is opening up about a traumatic experience with murder hornets (not really though) while on a run, saving a fellow runner through pure kindness and heroism and almost losing an AirPod in the process. Brandi, on the other hand, has discovered a newfound love of Yellowstone (both the place and the show) and may be picking up to move to Montana where the décor is suh specific but she’ll just have to embrace it. Because nothing is going on in our hosts’ lives recently, Wells is dusting off some old favorite radio bits to talk household chores no one knows how to do and comedy bits we know yinz are going to love. Plus, the hosts read a YFT recommended review about a devastating Slurpee experience, talk about the evolution of face tats, and share the incredible new discovery of an over the shoulder baguette holder for your just-in-case-bread. Oh, and you can listen to the Hamilton mask-up parody here, and don’t forget to mask TF up! See you next week!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers. FEALS– Become a member today by going to Feals.com/YFT you'll get 50% off your first order with free shipping! SHIPSTATION– You can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you go to ShipStation.com use offer code YFT – just click on the microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in YFT!

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Hello. What's up? Nothing. Nothing? Just chilling. thing do it hello what's up nothing nothing just chilling i feel like you're about to tell me a secret or something no oh really no you got nothing for me no nothing i can say on the podcast anyway what does that mean anyway what's new with you um i got stung by a bee two days ago. Was that your first time? No, I've been stung before, but I don't know. Was it one of the murder hornets?

I don't know. So I was on a run, right? And I was running down the sidewalk, and as I was getting to this tree, I noticed that there was some activity. And there was a swarm of bees. And by that time, I didn't have time to, like, stop, turn around. I was already, like, kind of, like, at the tree. So then I just ran through this swarm of freaking murder hornets. All of a sudden, I get just a double tap right there on the neck, right there on, like, the jugular, on the adrenal gland or whatever.

And I was just like oh so i'm running with my airpods in right and so i slap my neck and when i do that my airpod flies out right and of course i think i kill the beat i run really fast i'm getting freaking attacked like it's freaking my girl and all of a sudden i pull out the stinger, and I'm just like, damn, dude. And then I realize I've lost my AirPod. So I got to, you know, I got to put on my big boy pants, and I got to turn around and run back into the fray. Damn, and you did that for an AirPod? Yeah, I did that for an AirPod, sister. These things ain't cheap, all right?

I know. sister these things ain't cheap all right i know so i run back into the fray how to save a life and then i get the freaking air pod and bees are still they're like this motherfucker's back for some more all right put up your dukes and i think that i got double tapped again same spot and this was a couple days ago dude and i was just it fucking hurts like last night i woke up in the middle of night i was like i need some cortisone on this bitch. But all that to say, I don't blame the bees, you know? Everyone's pissed off. I don't blame

the bee. I'd fucking sting me too. Yeah. Damn. I can't say I've been stung by a bee, but I have been stung by a wasp and it sucks. Yeah, wasps hurt more than bees, but I think this is just a normal bumble. A normal bumble. A normal bumble.

Just a bumble freaking attack. And not the Transformers kind, right? No, man. And it might be murder hornet. I don't know. I think it could have been a murder hornet for sure. What was funny is when I went back into the fray, how to save a life, there's this woman walking with a mask and she has her like air pods on and stuff as well and i was like stop stop and i'm sure she was like what the fuck

is wrong with this person and i'm sure she was just like what is going on so she takes out her air pods and she's like what and i was like there's a bunch of bees right there watch out and she's like, what? And I was like, there's a bunch of bees right there! Watch out! And she was like, huh? And I was like, murder hornets! And then all of a sudden she turns around and she was like, oh, thank you and goes across the street

and you know what? Saved her life. Wow. You're so heroic. That's right I'm back in the fray, baby That's a really weird connection I made into this song It really is, but I'm here for it Also, though, the fact that you're this bored That you've created this much drama of a obese thing is impressive. It's impressive.

I know. Listen, I can make a show out of fucking anything, sister. You're insane. This is years of radio. Which, by the way, you know, I was thinking about it like in the past. I haven't needed material to do this show. Life just created enough material for me. But like, it's getting hard to do this.

No joke. I was reading comments the other day about like people being like, you need to come with content and all this kind of stuff. It's hard to do a show about nothing when nothing really is happening. Yeah. So what I was thinking was maybe dusting off some of my old radio bits for this show. I'm down. Yeah? Yeah.

Okay, I went back into my old prep services, and I can't believe I still have access to my old prep services. So people don't know this, but when you do radio or television or anything, there are services that are called prep services that basically help you funnel in the day's news and give you topics and stuff. And so i still have

access to all that from my fucking radio days and so maybe later on in the show we'll just do like what like my morning show was like in like 2013 radio is so cheesy it is man it really is but you know what this is also that you're right this is just the new iteration of radio. That's so true. But anyways, dude, that bee sting still fucking hurts. I'm not kidding. I'm sure. I'm so sorry. I get bit by a bug like every five seconds out here. It sucks. Well, you're living that horse life, dude. Living that freaking farm

life. Living the farm life. You know what I'm trying to do? What? I'm trying to go from living the farm life to living the ranch life and maybe moving to Montana. I'm all here for it living the farm life to live in the ranch life and maybe moving to Montana. I'm all here for it. Have you seen Yellowstone? I feel like we've talked about it before.

We have, but I couldn't get past the first show because a horse gets murdered. So, okay. So, thankfully, I know this. So, I just fast-forwarded the first, like, 60 seconds of episode one, and then I didn't have to watch that. And now I'm finished with season one and i'm so glad i started it so you haven't seen it no i and i know it's a show that i need to watch it is so good i can't believe i've slept on it this long so many hotties so many cowboys my friend kirsten and i were like there are so many hotties in this show do we need to go to montana

for kirsten um to find a boyfriend and I was like, yeah, I think we do. Also, Montana is so sick. Have you been? Yes, I have. Okay. I went last year with Reinhardt to, we went to Yellowstone. So we got to stay in Montana a little bit, but I feel like I, I mean, I just, I just got to like see the tip of the iceberg that is Montana.

I feel like I have not really gotten to see all of the greatness of Montana and it's time. I'm all for it. Move to Montana, then I'll come visit you and I'll get to wear cool, like a lot of like Pendleton outfits, you know? Okay, so this is the funny thing about Montana. So I'm actually thinking about road tripping up there with some friends before the summer's over. And so I've just been looking at hotels. And then I also just last night was really bored and really leaning into this Montana dream and just looking at real estate just to see like what the prices are, Montana and like stuff. And all of the decor up there is just so specific.

It's so on like the Montana themed. Like you can't find a house that's not like wood everything. The same wood that's on the floors is also on the walls and the ceiling and the kitchen cabinets. It's all the same color. And there's dead animals hanging from the walls. And there is like Navajo print, Aztec print, very bold, colorful rugs and pillows and blankets. Like it's so cheesy, so cheeseball. And like, but like that's Montana. Like if I moved to Montana, I have to, I have to be that. I have to like that.

I have to want that. That's what there is. It's like Arizona. I feel like Arizona, every house is the fucking same. It's like stucco walls and like Indian tapestries and a pool in the backyard. Yeah, exactly. It's like, if that's, if you move there, like, that's it. And so like, if I, if I move there, I got to start wearing Wranglers and flannels and Carhartt, I guess. Like, that's just what you do.

You can bring style to it, though. You can bring a Pendleton. Oh, totally. I mean, I wear a lot of these things anyway. It's just funny. Like, it's just very stereotypical as hell. But like, it's also like facts, you know, fucking lean in to the month. I'm here for it.

Honestly, you watch season one of Yellowstone and I think you're going to be wanting to move. All right. So is that, is that a fave thing? Oh, hell yeah. Did we just blow through the one thing that Brandy's got for this episode

before the show starts? Oh, we haven't even started the show. No. Let's start it. Not keep talking about it. All right, here we go.

These are a few of my favorite things. Oh, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, All right, here we go. These are a few of my favorite things. Oh. Should that be our theme song? Red drops on the end and then pretty. She doesn't know the words, though. Snow bells and sleigh bells and whiskers on kittens. Brown paper packages tied up with strings. Walls hates kittens.

These are a few of my favorite things. Yes. Go for it, Brandi. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with sorry i forgot to say bros and hoes well i thought that that was the place of bros and hoes yeah wells and branda oh young nicky i gotta facetime her this week actually we don't do that a lot we should do that more she got a new song out, I saw. It's a cover.

Yeah. Have you listened to it? Yes, I did. We'll play it at the end of the episode, I guess. Yeah, she does. I miss her. I haven't seen her in so long. Where's she at?

I'm trying to think. I guess January is when I was out there and saw her. It sucks. But did a little FaceTime with young Nikki, and she seems to be just thriving. She's got a new boyfriend that she seems to really like. How many face tattoos does this one have? He's got a few, I think. You know, let's give him a goog. All right. Quick PSA for those of you out there who rent, if you haven't heard of built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality. When you pay your rent throughilt. You don't even have to check with your landlord to start earning points that you can use towards

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You know, say what you want about Mike Tyson. He was a trailblazer when it comes to face tattoos. Because remember when he got that and everyone was like, what the fuck are you doing? And now every rapper is like, you know what? Let's do it. Wait, does he have a face tat? He's got a neck tat. That's pretty intense.

It's different. It's different. I mean, my brother has neck tats and face tats you know you know back in the day if you saw someone with a face tat or a neck tat dude you better walk on the other side of the street they're a part of some biker game and they're probably making meth and going to kill you and now if you find someone with a neck tat or a face tat they probably make their own artisanal sourdough bread and listen to fucking Ryan Adams music, you know? Like, it is completely changed out there.

All right, so Smokepurpp has face tat. What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? Smokepurpp. Smokepurpp. Yeah, that's his artist name. Like, as in purple urple?

Yeah, I guess. Like, weed? Yeah, I'm seeing. Like, he's smoking the perp. Okay, I got purple. Yeah. Yeah. Like weed. Yeah. I'm smoking the perp. Okay. I got it. I got it. Yeah.

So he has a neck tat, but no face hats. Good for him. Here's a cute picture of him and Noe. Honestly, they're adorable. Anyone next to Nikki champagne looks good. That's true.

She a cutie. Anyway, she is a cutie. I need to FaceTime my family more. I think we did it in the beginning of the, of the quarantine. And now I'm like, I'm over it. I'm over FaceTime my family more I think. Dude, we did it in the beginning of the quarantine and now I'm like, I'm over it. I'm over it. Just over seeing your family?

I'm over the fam. I'm done. I'm done with you guys. Young Nikki, alright, can we keep talking about Yellowstone? Oh, we got more? Okay. Yeah. Okay, what's your favorite Kevin Costner film? I mean, does he do shows besides yellowstone i don't know okay

let's just go through it dances with wolves oh amazing film i loved bull durham i know that like that's not that well known but like so good also tin cup is a phenomenal film and also i'm a dancer i'm a golfer so dork i know a lot of people are gonna come at me and be like but he doesn't have a british accent he's playing robin hood but i'm telling you him and morgan freeman in robin hood uh robert of loxley is so good and then course, there's also Field of Dreams. And then The Bodyguard, which was like. The Bodyguard's one of my faves. Come on.

Sarah and I had that whole argument that was like, who's more well-known, Kevin Costner or Woody Harrelson? And I did the poll on Twitter. Who do you think is more well-known, Kevin Costner or Woody Harrelson? Kevin Costner. That's what I said too. But Sarah was talking about like the younger generations. No one knows any of these movies. You know, if you were born in 2000s, you don't know Dances with Wolves or Robin Hood.

Yeah, I know. But he's just so iconic. So I'm looking at his IMDb. He also did. I never watched this, but did you ever watch the Hatfields and McCoys miniseries? He's in that. I loved it. I should watch that, actually.

If you have a boyfriend out there, or you're just a guy listening to this show, if you haven't seen Bull Durham, it's so good. It's such a great baseball movie. Also, totally forgot, he's the voice of Enzo in Art of Racing in the Rain. Oh, really? So epic. Yeah.

Yellowstone. Get it. I got it. Seriously, it's so good. And it's like, if you feel like you don't like Westerns and don't, you know, like, that's not your thing. I'm telling you, you're gonna love Yellowstone because it's also like family drama, relationship drama. People get murdered. People get dived. Like there's just crazy stuff going on. But then you also get like the cowboys and Indians and Western vibes and guns and horses and rodeo stuff. It's very cool. I hate when people get dived. Speaking of iconic actors. Yeah.

Tom Hanks has a new movie out right now that's on, I think it's on Apple TV. Yep. I actually watched a little bit of this and then fell asleep. That's not the glowing review that I was going to give. The movie's called Greyhound. Early in World War II, an inexperienced U.S. Navy captain must lead an allied convoy being stalked by Nazi U-boat Wolfbecks. So it's Tom Hanks, and he's just like leading all these fucking boats across the ocean.

And then the German Nazis are submarine monsters that come and are trying to kill everyone. It's so good. I'm sorry if you like war movies. It's great. Also, Elizabeth's shoes in it, which lasts in the past, but hot in Cocktail and in Adventures of Babysitting

and in The Saint and in basically everything. Grew up big fan of Elizabeth's shoes. By the way, do you know who's in Greyhound? Tom Hanks? Well, yes. And also Minkus.

Do you remember Minkus from Boy Meets World? Yes. Minkus is in it. He's in the fucking war. It's like Minkus. He is? Yeah, and you're like, Minkus, what are you doing here, bro? Go back to Phoebe's class.

That's pretty crazy. Has he been in anything else? I just saw him and I was like, Sarah, who is that guy? And she's like, that's Minkus. Oh, shit. Anyways. I got to be honest. I don't think I would have known his character name on the top of my head like that. now that you say it i'm like i can picture him exactly oh yeah you know he's got the

big nose and the big lips it's minkus yeah uh-huh so anyways uh but then brandy fell asleep because i know because of ranch life well yeah that also like that's just one of those movies like you i feel like what starting it at like 8 p.m is just not the play yeah i pay attention i thought it was phenomenal also i saw there was some story on tom hanks didn't he have the rona he had the ron you know there's a good but by the way there's this crazy conspiracy theory out there that tom hanks is a part of like some like child trafficking thing he's actually in jail and he actually was like when he hosted snl from his house it was actually from a jail cell it's crazy

weird i have a friend who's just like all into this and he's been like you don't ever see tom hanks uh you haven't seen any new pictures of him it's because he's in jail and all this stuff. And it's like, whoa, bro. That's crazy. But anyways, he picked up a new COVA-arid side hustle as a hot dog vendor. What? Here it is. Colossal hot dog. Hot dog's here. Colossal hot dog. Not a ball game without a hot dog.

Who wants a hot dog? Hot dog here, hot dog. Colossal hot dog. Okay, it's funny. Colossal dogs, hot dog. Because you know that baseball's back, right? Yeah. But no one's allowed to go to the games, so they pipe in crowd noise.

So he took the crowd noise and pretended to be a hot dog salesman. Run, hit, air, left on base. Program, scorecard, yearbook. Who wants a program? Who wants a program? No one's there. Can't tell the players without a program.

Program, scorecard, yearbook. Program, scorecard, yearbook. Program, scorecard, yearbook. Yearbook, program, scorecard, score the day. It's actually getting funnier and funnier to me. Program, scorecard, yearbook. Program, scorecard, yearbook.

First of all, no one can buy this shit. Who wants a soda? Cold soda. Ice cold soda. He does this for two minutes. You're insane. Dude, Tom Hanks is just... God, I love him.

I love him too. I think it's like a universal, like the world loves Tom Hanks, you know? Except for the conspiracy theorists out there that think he's just a monster. I guess so. I think they're just bored though. Which by the way, your conspiracy theory about Wayfair apparently is not checking out i don't care i'm still on board with it no so that's the problem you can't once things get

debunked you can't stay on board you got to get off okay but like have they have they done an actual investigation or is everybody just like nah it can't be true i think they did i think it was debunked i think that's the thing i think that's what debunking is. You do an investigation. I don't know. Let's see. Scorecard! Scorecard! Yeah, look! Player Rasta! Player Rasta! Who needs Player Rasta? All I see is that they're

denying claims. Anyways, poor one out for Regis Philbin. Oh, I know. How sad is that? I know. What do you know if Regis says the host of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Or Regis and Kathy Lee? I mean, I know him from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire because that's what I when I watched TV, that's what he was doing. So when then when he moved over to the morning show, I'd stopped watching cable. First, he did Regis and Kathy Lee Gifford.

But then with Kelly Ripa? Then Kathy Lee left and then then Kelly Ripa replaced him. Yeah, whatever. I stopped watching cable when that happened. Okay. Kind of sad. So sad. He's an icon.

Do you want to do radio segments? Sure. Okay. I mean, we kind of started doing it with the Tom Hanks thing. Yeah. Okay, so here's movies that are always on television. Okay. I wonder if you can guess one of these.

Okay, so according to a new study, there are five movies that are always on television in America. Can you guess one of the five? When you say always on television. Somewhere on cable, they're being played yeah titanic no it's a great guess though what's weird is that i think a lot of people aren't gonna know these because we have a younger demo but like coming in at number five you have ghostbusters oh which is i mean it's a film, but like didn't know that was always on. I would have gone with The Goonies.

I feel like that's always on, you know? Yeah, I'm just trying to think whenever I'm staying in a hotel, there's, you know, there's cable or whatever and you're always sitting there and you're like, oh, turn on the TV. And there's always movies playing. Yeah. So I'm trying to think about like when I've been staying in a hotel and I flip on the TV, like what's playing.

Coming in number four, you have Ace Ventura pet detective what how random very random number three russell crowe in gladiator oh that's not shocking number two this is kind of cool jumanji and i'm assuming it's the og jumanji for sure it is and coming in at number one, no one's going to have heard this movie or listened to this podcast, but that's really sad. With all these swinging back kicks that Patrick Swayze can throw at you, Roadhouse. I don't think I've seen that.

Oh, it's so phenomenal. Let me tell you. Really? Dude, the fucking storyline of Roadhouse is so ridiculous and only could have been done in the 80s where people would have been like, okay, this makes sense. Okay, this is all the tagline is. A tough bar bouncer is hired to tame a dirty bar. So Patrick Swayze plays Dalton where he is just a bar bouncer, right? He is just security at a bar,

but he's so good at being a bouncer. He's like world renowned that this real tough bar in like Arizona recruits him to come work the bar and like become the manager and completely turn it around. And he's like, people like fucking in the it around and he's like people like fucking in the bathroom and he's like absolutely not roundhouse back kick to your face out of here and then people like selling drugs and he's like absolutely not you're out of here roundhouse back kick to the face and then he starts fucking the doctor somehow it's real weird yeah like sam elliott's in it for some reason there's an awesome guitar player who's blind that's in it and then there's like some guy who's running drugs i gotta

clean this town up but he's just a fucking bouncer roadhouse is phenomenal by the way guys you need to watch it okay wow i was very passionate very very passionate. Yeah, man. Very passionate pitch. You Patrick Swayze, dude. Let's just point break ghost. Oh, yeah. Dirty dancing. Classic. God.

So one third of men say they have never done this basic household chore. Can you guess what it is? I want to say vacuuming, but I just don't know if that's realistic. I vacuumed yesterday, and I feel like it doesn't do anything. You know? It does. Dude, you want to know what one of the most rewarding feelings in the world is? What's that?

When you vacuum the stairs and you take off the attachment so it's just the tube sucker, and then you just go, and you suck up all that hair that's, like, on the stair. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's just the tube sucker. And then you just go and you suck up all that hair that's like on the stair. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's euphoric. So is that not the answer? No, it's not. But it's a good one. According to my dad, won't vacuum.

That's why I said it. Blood. I mean, typical blood. He's like, oh, it hurts my back. Yeah. No. Yeah. Get a maid blood.

According to a new study of men and women in the US, Australia and the UK, 32% of men say they have never changed the bedsheets. What? And the study found that men in the US were the worst offenders. The study also revealed that 53% of men admitted they have done a chore badly on purpose, you know, so they wouldn't be asked to do it again. And 66% of women surveyed said they do the majority or all the household chores. That's insane. I need to do this. I need to start doing shit, doing stuff shitty so I don't get asked to do it. But I do a lot of the dishes. I do all the cooking. I'm like the wife.

I mean, that's great. That's like, that's how it is when, when Ryan and I are together. Like I make him clean a lot. What, what, how did you guys do this to us? I don't know. I hate changing the sheets. I hate it. I know it's the worst.

It's so annoying. And I'll tell you what, let's figure out how to get a goddamn blanket in the duvet cover without it being lumpy, guys. It's 2020. What do we got to do? You know? I don't know. Some sort of machine using rockets and magnetism.

And I don't know what we need to do. Nuclear fusion. Get that thing in there even. I have a confession. Oh, I love it. I have no idea how to fold a fitted sheet. No one does. No one does.

No, people do. No, they don't. When you're putting a fitted sheet away in the closet, what do you do? I just do my best. And then what I do is then I take the other sheet that's folded nicely, the sheet sheet, not the fitted sheet. And then I put that on top so you can't – and then I have it like envelop the fitted sheet so you can't even see that there's something fucked up below it. That's what I do.

I literally just stuff it in the closet. Like I don't care at all. Yeah. Maybe we should learn this week. Maybe we should watch some tutorials and learn how to actually pull the fitted sheet. I've looked it up. There's like one lady in Asia that like knows how to do it. All right.

And she's the only person who's fucking cracked the code. That's funny. You know, we used to do this on the show a lot where I would play my favorite stand-up comedians. Oh, yeah. You want to do one of those? Sure. I love this one. Jared Logan makes me laugh.

Here we go. I mentioned I'm from West Virginia. Now, I don't have much of an accent, but people where I grew up, they talk different than we talk here. For example, a lot of people I knew growing up used the word yuns. Has anybody heard the word yuns? It's a contraction of, yeah, it's a contraction of you and once. If you haven't heard it, I'll use it in a sentence so you know how it would be used. How you would use yuns in a sentence.

Hi! Yuns want to go to the puddle we sit in? What'll we sit in? Hi, yens! I finally found a stick we can use to hit that cat. Hi, yens, guys! I found a pile of dirt we can marry. And I grew up with a kid who lived with his grandma, and he called his grandma his mongie.

That's the real thing. And she would get us those Kool-Aid drinks called squeeze-its. Do you remember those? But she'd call them squeezies. So a conversation in that house would go, hey, Nate, tell your mongie to get us a squeezy. Youngs want a squeezy? Yes, thank you, monkey.

No? I would just like to say that I'm also from West Virginia. Are you really? Yeah, that's where I was born. Oh, man. Do you say yuns? No. Do you want another one, or are you good on that?

I could do one more. All right, this is Matt Koff on his previous job as a question writer. I would say the worst part about breaking up is when you catch yourself using little phrases that your ex used to use. Like I was in Office Max the other day, and I said to the cashier, I don't love you anymore. I was really embarrassing. Guys, it's 2013. We can put a man on the moon, so why can't we put one on my lonely gay uncle? Serious question.

That was funny. So my last job, I was a question writer for the newlywed game on the Game Show Network. And they're like, Matt, we liked your questions, but they're a little dark. So I actually brought a couple of rejected ones. You guys can tell me what you think. I think they're fun.

Here it is. Your husband's body washes up on the shore. Dang. What's the number one thing you'll miss most about it? Here's one. Your husband's body washes up on the shore. Dang.

What one hors d'oeuvre would he want served at his funeral? That's like a food question. Here's one. Your husband's body washes up on the shore. Dang. What kind of God would allow this to happen? It's like a philosophy question. Oh.

Youngs wanna squeezy. Oh my gosh. All right, that's enough I think radio stuff for one day. Okay, so you got some fave things? That is so crazy. Well, I touched on it, I guess, last

week. I guess I've watched it in a week. But I had just started that HBO series Love Life with Anna Kendrick. It's so good, Wells. Did you watch any of it? No, I didn't. Oh, it's so good. I had only watched, I think, one or two episodes last week when I brought it up.

And at first I was like, man, maybe I'm just so desperate for a quote-unquote good show that I think this is so good. But I finished it up and at first I was like man maybe I'm just like so desperate for like a like quote-unquote good show that I think this is so good but I finished it and honestly it's so great um they bring in so many different characters and it is very cool every single episode pretty much is like a different guy that she dated like it's a different relationship and then by the end it's put together this like this time frame from like you know her early 20s and then by the end it's put together this like this time frame from like you know her early 20s and then by the end of the series she's an adult and has a kid and has been through very like several different relationships it's cool to see like her character arc and I do feel like it's

very relatable and very realistic and um just like a really uh candid picture of what it's like to date especially I'm sure in New York City, but it's cool because you know, in the very beginning, she just like has no clue who she is, no clue what she wants. She, um, definitely had like a tougher childhood,

I would say socially. Um, and then it shows like how that affects her in her dating life, like her whole life. And then by the end of it, she's finally like found herself and I don't know. I really enjoyed it. I think it's fantastic love life go watch it all right have you heard of blow the man down not a porn no but it sounds like one it does sound like a porn right when i said it i

thought huh gonna watch that later but no this is a comedy drama and a mystery. And it is very good. It's on Prime. I always forget about Prime. Don't sleep on Prime, dude. Amazon's got the heavy hits. Here's what we got. Mary Beth and Priscilla Connelly attempt to cover up a gruesome run-in with a dangerous man. To conceal their crime, the sisters must go deep

into the criminal underbelly of their hometown, uncovering the town's darkest secrets. Blow the man down. Not a porn. A totally non-sexy thing on Amazon. It starts out with Mary Beth and Priscilla, their sisters. They, like, run the fish market

in Maine Fishing town, right? In the first episode, the mother dies, which is sad. And then one of the girls runs in to a bad man. She got to kill somebody. And then it's all about them covering it up. And there's like a brothel with like an old, what is it called when a woman is a pimp at a brothel? Like a maid? I have no idea.

Anyways, there's hookers, there's drugs, there's money, there's fish, and not a porn. Blow the men down. Check it out. Very good. All right, Brandy, let me ask you a question. So do you experience stress? Oh yeah. Do you have anxiety or chronic pain? I'm in constant pain from, you know, it lifting all those buckets of manure. Yep. Well, if you are like Brandy or like everyone else that has anxiety or pain or stress or trouble sleeping. Let me help you out with something. Have you heard of Feels?

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ShipStation.com today. Just click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in YFT. That's ShipStation.com and then enter our code YFT. ShipStation.com. Make ship happen. It's funny because it sounds like make shit happen, but it's not. Oh my gosh, it does. Didn't get it. Have you seen, I feel like it's possible we've talked about this, but also there's so many freaking shows with the word dark in it.

I don't know. But have you seen In the Dark? Is that the one that's like German? I honestly haven't started it. But I posted on my Instagram that I had reached the end of Netflix, like you say. I needed some recommendations. And I had an overwhelming amount of people write to me and say that I needed to watch In the Dark. And I just went to the Netflix page for it and it says

Casey Diedrich is in it and I know Casey. That is crazy. That is Casey. Okay, I gotta watch this. So you haven't seen this. A blind woman with vices finds herself in the middle of a murder investigation when her best friend turns up dead. Yeah, it's season one.

It's, you know, crime TV drama. That's not what they're talking about. I think they're talking about Dark, the Netflix original that's a family saga with a supernatural twist set in a German town where the disappearance of two young children exposes the relationship among four

families. Because that's like a really popular thing on Netflix, but the problem is it's overdubbed. You're wrong. They're talking about this one because this message says it's a murder mystery and a blind girl. Really? Okay. So it is this one. So I'm

going to take a tip from the YFTers and check out this show this week because this sounds great. Speaking of tips from YFTers, I saw one sent in a hilarious review that they wanted me to read. Do you want me to read it? Yeah.

P.S. I've been seeing on Facebook, everyone's tossing around the whole, if you're having a bad day, just go read the sugar-free Haribo gummy bear reviews, and it'll make your day. And I'm like, we've been on that tip for so long. You guys are late to the party. This message comes from Christine Evans. Subject, hilarious review of 7-Eleven Slurpees. Message, my friend is a big fan of Slurpees and Free Slurpee Day.

His Facebook review is hilarious, and I can only imagine well as reading this one. So I thought we would try it out. You ready? Mm-hmm. All right. Good morning, all. Apologies for the delay. We all know yesterday was 7-11.

To some, it's simply a Saturday. But for most folks, it's usually known as Free Slurpee Day, and it's a glorious day. Usually, that is, but not this year. Not 2020. For those that know me, they know that I don't get spun about a lot of things. But I was rolling through 2020 with a fair bit of optimism. That was until it was announced that Free Slurpee Day would be canceled. This was devastating news to me as this is one of my top three favorite holidays.

Yes, in my world, this is the holiday. And I put a fair bit of effort into planning a route to many 7-Elevens in order to seek out all the different flavors, to see the crowds, analyze store delivery methods, all very wildly, and deliver a comprehensive report on all the above. This year, however, is a complete dumpster fire and was seriously challenging, but

here goes. As I stepped out of the house on what should usually be a glorious day, I had a heavy heart as I knew today would be different than years prior. heavy heart as I knew today would be different than years prior. 7-Eleven, aka free Slurpee Day, has been canceled. But I soldiered on and I was determined to get my Slurpee on. Hashtag kiss my ass, Rona. I was on the hunt for a new and exciting flavor. The first stop looked to be promising as they had Razzleberry on tap. As most know, was the clear-cut winner of all the flavors last year, perhaps of all time, and I was stoked to start the trek off with it. There were a couple of kids lollygagging and making suicide slurpees, obvious rookie mistake, fools.

So I waited patiently. Finally, the misguided youth moved on and I stepped in to get a cup. Now, normally there is a slew of tiny cups on this day, just big enough to give you a decent taste. But as I mentioned, not so this year. No matter, I'm getting my slurpee on. I'm not a cheapskate. I'm certainly not opposed to paying for goods. However, I was a little bummed because that's not how it's supposed to work

on this day, but I forged ahead. The first thing I noticed is all the regular small and medium cups were out of stock. So large it is, not mad. I excitedly approached Razzleberry Tap, mouth watering, and I pulled that handle. What happens next can only be explained as terrifying and will haunt me for years to come. As I pull the handle, the Razzleberry begins to shoot erratically into the cup with violent bursts at speeds and velocity far greater than usual.

I struggle to hold the cup as it violently jolts my hand. Within seconds, I realized that I had lost control of the situation. And I'd take a split second to look at this kid standing nearby as if to say, help.

But there was no stopping this derailing train. In a flash, the cup was ripped out of my hand, exploded, resulting in myself and the kid in my orbit being sprayed with Razzleberry Slurpee. The kid just turned around, wide-eyed and horrified, and walked away. I assume he will suffer from PTSD after such an event, and I wish him the best going forward in life.

A bit traumatized myself, I forged ahead. I decided to get a sample of Cherry Bomb.com. Quite tasty and over-the-top cherry flavoring. Overall, not bad. Six out of ten. I travel to my next location. Razzleberry is not offered at this location. No matter. I will try an old favorite blue raspberry. Comfortable and familiar.

Seven out of ten. Next location. All the standard flavors are offered, as well as cotton candy flavor from last year. Won't make that mistake again. So I settle on the classic cherry. Again, comfortable and good. Six out of ten. Still optimistic that I will stumble upon the new and exciting flavor, I move on. The next location offers Razzleberry, but alas, it is out of order. So I try Pina Colada. Now, I'm a fan of the drink when I'm hanging out on the beach or a similar

setting, but this flavor is way over the top and tastes like suntan lotion smells. It's too much for me. 4 out of 10. This is where the adventure begins to turn sad and dark. Location after location after location. The Razzleberry was either not offered or out of service. Seriously?

Every fucking time! I'm nearing the end of my journey when I discover there is a new flavor being offered this year. One that I want no part of. Blue Shock Mountain Dew. As if regular Mountain Dew wasn't a big enough disappointment,

add Blue Shock to it. I can just imagine this was designed in the same lab as Mountain Dew and that lab techs Kyle, Carter, and Ethan are bumping and docking wieners and chanting, so extreme, YOLO, and lit as fuck at unreasonable volumes.

Hard pass. So I settle for peeling out banana flavor. And if you like banana, this one's for you. Comes strong out of the gate and finishes quite smooth. Seven out of ten. On to the last location. With all but the last of my optimism squeezed out of the gate and finishes quite smooth. Seven out of ten. On to the last location. With all but the last of my optimism squeezed out of me,

I enter this last location to see Razzleberry from a distance. My heart begins to beat faster. My mouth involuntarily begins to water. As I get closer, I notice something isn't right. None of the taps are spinning. I turn to the lady at the counter and assume she is seeing what may well be the most confused look

she's ever seen on another human and an incredible look of sadness falls across her face as she's about to tell me my goldfish died. She proceeds to tell me, I'm sorry, hon. The slurping machine's been down for two days.

Without a word, I turn to exit the store. 7-Eleven in 2020 has been one of the lowest times in my life, folks. It was an emotional roller coaster that ended with jumping the tracks and hitting a brick wall. But I'm an adult, and I will do what a logical adult does. I'm an adult and I will do what a logical adult does. I shall suppress the memory of it and I'll bury it deep inside until it's wiped from my memory. And all I can hope is that next year is better.

Until next year. Cheers, folks. Hashtag slurpy life. Hashtag screw you, Rhoda. Honestly, I'm really impressed with people's creative writing skills. That's what I take away from this. I feel like in school, creative writing is one of those things you dread having to do. And now I feel like people are doing it for recreational purposes these days. I got nothing going on, you know? I know. It it's impressive i don't think i could be that detailed about something

yeah you could i don't know i think you could wait i'm just seeing this text you sent me oh so a wife tier sent me this did they send you this yes and it's amazing it's so funny it's who would have thought this existed it's like a overshoulder backpack in the shape of a baguette to hold your baguette. For your just-in-case baguette. Your just-in-case bread. I love the YFTR so much. So good. It's so good. It's so good. The last thing that a YFTer sent us, Lauren Gerard, and I just, I had to play it for you

guys because it's so good. This is the Hamilton Mask Up parody medley. Have you heard this? No. Okay. 2020. Any city. Pardon me.

Do you have germs, sir? No, I don't. And that's my business, not yours, sir. I have my rights and have my freedom. To be sure, sir. But this corona is a sham. I'm getting nervous, sir. It was developed in a lab in China. It's a biological weapon. Why are you looking at me like I'm stupid? I'm not stupid. So why do you do it? Why do you always wear a mask? Because I don't want the corona to get passed. You believe all that you see on the TV? The media's exaggerating.

This is baseless. Come on, do you know any real cases? I do, but that is not the point I'm trying to make. What's your point? What is the problem with being a little safe? For starters, you're asphyxiating yourself. What's going on inside is carbon dioxide. I walked a mile in this and it was fine. Second of all, it is infringing

on my freedom and my rights. I think we all agree that quarantining bites. Yeah, you're telling me my kids are one in three, our house smells like pee. Oh, we agree. The stay at home thing, it is killing me. Our economy is drowning in these social distances. I have a lot of friends who've lost their jobs and businesses. So take the government to task. Take off the mask and say, alas, I'm not afraid of this charade that maybe Bill Gates made. I'm sorry, what? He got a vaccine to stop infection, but really it's an injection of a microchip for human detection.

Is that a thing? 28% of America believe that there was a poll by Yahoo TV News. Did you see it? I haven't. No. I gotta go. I'm sorry that we can't agree, but I guess you do you and I'll just do me. I hope this virus doesn't stay. I'll see you on another day.

Dude, you should just throw that mask away. I am not throwing away this mask. I am not throwing away this mask. This really should be bipartisan. Come on now, how hard is it? I'm not throwing away this mask. We thought that the curve, it was flattening, but now it isn't and it's getting really saddening Because a lot of people going out and partying And probably we're gonna have another quarantine I'm gonna have to start gardening again And staring out the window cause I miss all of my friends

And sitting with my wife and talking about her feelings And being bored to death until the curve flattens And all of this ends This is my favorite one. You say the price of this mask is a price you're not willing to pay. You cry that the people who wear it are fear mongering to the sky. Why so sad? You know if I wear it, I won't hurt you in any way but i'm making you mad

you tell me that uh anyways he does this for a couple more minutes and it's phenomenal you haven't seen hamilton yet have you no so this isn't even funny to you like you don't even understand what i'm doing i actually did think it was funny okay i guess we'll put the link to this video in the show notes because you got to see it it's so great good old hamilton go go watch hamilton where do i watch it fuck dude i i don't know what do you don't know i What do you mean you don't know? I think it's on Disney Plus. I don't have that. All right, well, bye. Also, I know I've been talking about Yellowstone a lot,

but it took me a while to figure out how I could watch Yellowstone. Pro tip, I had to download this stupid app called Peacock. Like, how many apps do we need for the Apple TV or the Roku or whatever you use? Like, how many can there be, but you can get a seven day free trial. And if you binge it, you can watch it all in seven days and then cancel that subscription, baby.

Yeah. Peacocks NBC streaming service. Why can't they just all be on one? Because that's not how this, how it works. That's crazy. That's like being like, well,

I want to watch game of Thrones on Netflix. You can't do that. Cause it's an HBO show, but HBO is different. No, it's crazy. That's like being like, well, I want to watch Game of Thrones on Netflix. You can't do that because it's an HBO show. But HBO is different. No, it's not. You got some music? Well, we got to play Young Nicky. Well, I was busy when you hit my phone.

But you missed me till we come back home. Yeah, and you don't really like to sleep alone. But I'm taking too long. I'm always taking too long. Young Nikki. She is such a vibe. How'd she get so cool? Do you remember Shovels and Rope?

No. I love Shovels and Rope, man. They've got a new song out called Mississippi Nothin'. It's a cool name. Shovels and Rope are great. They're a duo and they're married and they're just the cutest and so freaking awesome. Check it out.

But man, if that was me, I'd make more eye contact with the camera. Kind of work the crowd. You probably think I called to say that you were right, but I'm blackout drunk in a cotton field on a Friday night And I got nothing to do but tell you how I feel I got a deep So I shout So watch out ever a sylvanesso fan no really yeah have you never like have you heard of them i don't think

so they had their big hit was at least this was the one that like i don't know i played a lot on the radio this uh this hey mommy song Really? I've never heard this. Anyways, they've got a new song out that I was liking. I was like, what is this? And then, oh, it's Sylvanessa. They got some new shiz out? This song called Ferris Wheel.

It's a vibe I feel like that would be a good song for you DJing. It's got a good vibe. That's a great vibe. I have one more. What do you got? I feel like I've played Nick Wilson on this podcast before. Do you know who that is? I don't think so.

Why? He's got some sick stuff. But he has a new song called Enough to Know You. Oh, yeah. I've played. I think I've played his song Headlights on here. Oh, yeah. Okay. So here's Enough to Know You.

Such a brandy. I like it. It's a vibe. It's a vibe. It's a vibe. It's all a vibe, yo. All right. Well, anything else? Anything to report? Last thing.

Every week, I feel like we should say what our favorite message was that slid into our DMs this week. Okay. I feel like that could be a good thing. You know who my favorite was? What? Oh, okay. I feel like that could be a good thing. You know who my favorite was?

What? Duncan Hines slid into my DMs. Like the ice cream? Like the cake mix. Like when you go to Kroger or Ralph's out there and you buy like the Funfetti cake box, it's Duncan Hines is the brand. And I just like posted a photo of the Funfetti box and didn't tag them or anything like I would have never expected. And somehow they saw it and they slid in and they are sending me stuff to my house. And I'm so pumped. Oh, OK.

Then I got mine. And last week we played the new Wild Rivers track and then Wild Rivers, I guess, heard it. And then they messaged us being like, hey, thanks for playing the song. You know, should we send you some like merch or something? Like, hell yeah. All he wears is band tees. Send away. It's true.

That's all I do. Don't you have one right now? I do. Bear cub. They don't even exist anymore. It's insane. They're great, though. Well, I miss you.

Miss you. Are we ever going to see each other in real life? No, you're going to move to Montana. I know. I really want to. You'll come back. They got really nice golf courses up there, I've been told. Yeah, man.

Well, the reason why we had to do this episode earlier is because I'm going camping tomorrow. Where? We're going to Big Sur, and then after that, we're going somewhere else. Who's we? It's my brother, myself, Courtney, and Dean. Oh, yeah. You talked about this last week. Yeah.

So it's happening. I'm so jealous. That sounds so fun. I know. But I'm going to Montana, so it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. All right. Well, love you guys. Love the YFTers. Thanks for keeping us going tears thanks for keeping us going thanks for keeping us going and hey listen if you run into you know a big old tree full of bees get the fuck out of there bro noted Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong

Things you've told him all along Pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you And where did I go wrong? I lost a friend somewhere But along in the bitterness And I put out freedom With you all night

And I don't know how to save a life Good fucking song, dude. Good fucking singing skills, Wells. Yeah, dude, I'm telling you, people are going to be at my dinner parties being like, man, he should be on Broadway. You wish. All right, later, dude.

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