Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - I’d Give Darth Vader My Lightsaber
Episode Date: February 16, 2022Because we’re big sports guys, we start the show with a Super Bowl recap. And by Super Bowl, we mean halftime show...obviously. If we enjoyed the halftime show, does that mean we’re old?! Plus, th...e spectacular Sarah Hyland joins your hosts to discuss her new podcast: Bone, Marry, Bury! We then play a game by the same name and learn a little bit too much about Wells, per usual. Don’t worry Bachelor Nation, we chat Clayton’s crew as well. But disclaimer, the reviews aren’t great. Our fave things this week include many con shows, so you probably don’t want to mess with us any time soon. Lastly, Sarah and Brandi waste a little too much energy talking about grey hair, and we decide that Venmo is the biggest con in finance. Enjoy! Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast. Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Dooney & Bourke — Go to Dooney.com/YFT and use the code YFT before April 30, 2022 for 20% off your first order Honeylove — Go to Honeylove.com and get 20% off your second item, PLUS an ADDITIONAL 10% off with code YFT. Rules and restrictions may apply. Beam — Go to beamorganics.com/YFT and use code YFT at checkout for $20 off (35% off) Nutrafol — Go to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code YFT to save $15 off your first month’s subscription plus free shipping on every order. Only available to US customers for a limited time. ShipStation — Go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in YFT to get a 60-day free trail
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Yeah.
It's weird when I don't have the boom boom boom
i mean like usually how it works is like i will like go into like some story by myself
yeah yeah i'm like let's call brandy and then it's bing bong boom bing bong boom and then you
pick up so yeah this is a different start but on on YFT Today, Brandi back in studio.
Two in a row.
Two in a row.
How does it feel?
Honestly, it feels great.
Maybe I should fly in every week.
You should.
Can we get a budget for that?
I don't know.
And then Sarah Hyland is also on the show today.
I like how you're pointing at me.
No.
Because this is what we would do
if I was in a radio studio.
Oh.
I'm pointing at you
because it's now your turn
to say hello.
Hello.
How is everybody doing today?
Guys, I'm really honored
that you allowed me
to crash for Valentine's Day.
Yeah.
Of course.
What else were we going to be doing?
Today is Valentine's Day.
It is Valentine's Day today.
It's 1030 in the morning.
Sarah and I are still in our pajamas.
Yep.
Brandi's fully dressed and ready for the day.
I'm in workout clothes and I'm not working out.
How was your Super Bowl experience?
It was good.
I just, it was really chill.
I just watched it at home.
And when I say home, I mean my mom's house.
I had some friends over.
It was, I was really chill.
Go Rams. They won. They won. That's cool that's cool amazing yeah yeah ours was good we went to our friend vanessa's wells and her boyfriend cole finally got to meet and they truly hit it off we
are best friends now v and i are very v and i are vv excited about it cole's cool he's a professional
baseball player yeah like he's
already interesting uh-huh you know like your life is so much different than mine tell me about it
yep you're like i am a professional golfer though so like i kind of get it so he plays golf now
and he's pretty he was like telling me what his handicap was and i was like okay you're pretty
good and he was like yeah so i started like last year and i'm like so annoying professional
athletes are just like able to pick it up like that yeah uh and then he walked out wearing a
fish shirt and i was like we all know wait what uh are you a fish fan because you don't think of
like professional baseball players being like trustafarians like myself and he was like yeah and i was telling him that i have a son
trey anastasia guitar which he's the lead singer and guitar player for the band and he was like
shut the front door don't you ever get rid of that so when it's cole's birthday i'm gonna give
him that guitar because it's i don't know why it's back of my house i didn't never put it out
so that's so cute babes that was fun though we had an amazing time yeah wells smoked some wings
some chicken wangs for everybody yeah very very big hit and i made seven layer dip seven layer
from a scratchola and that was a really big hit as well i was very happy i made cranberry
margaritas for everyone i gave wells the day off from being the resident bartender and I took over.
I did have to go make one of those at one point.
At one point?
Yeah.
Vanessa needed one and I was like, she's like, it's your recipe.
You should know how to do it.
And I was like, uh, my recipe?
Yeah.
You gave me that recipe.
You taught me how to make the cranberry margarita.
It's literally a margarita with cranberry juice.
I didn't make this recipe up.
I said, okay, this is how you make a margarita.
Now put some cranberry juice in it.
Okay.
That's what it is.
Well, I don't know this thing.
I was just like, oh, well, it's like made up this cocktail.
It's fucking delicious.
I will say this.
My favorite thing of the Super Bowl was definitely the halftime show.
It was so phenomenal.
Did you like it?
I thought you were going to say Miley's commercial.
Oh, I didn't think I saw Miley's commercial.
I don't think I did either.
Do it for the phones.
You didn't see it?
No.
And I don't even know what you just sang there.
I don't know what that was, but I love it.
She did a commercial with T-Mobile.
Oh.
Her and Dolly.
And it was like a two part. Oh, shut up. It was sick. Yeah. It was a commercial with T-Mobile. Oh. Her and Dolly. And it was like a two-part.
Oh, shut up.
It was sick.
Yeah, it was a two-part commercial.
And so they played like one commercial with Dolly.
And at the very end, you see Miley for like a second.
And then the second part of the commercial aired later in the game.
And it was Miley singing Do It For The Phones.
It's like this like parody song she wrote for T-Mobile.
Like in a full studio with like 20 background singers.
Oh my God, that's music. It was hilarious.
It's like the song in Grease 2
Do It For Your Country
where a guy
pretends that the world is
ending so he gets his girlfriend
down in a bomb
shelter and then sings
her a song about
they should do it for
their country because the world's going to end.
So close to rape, guy.
How is that acceptable in Grease 2?
This is why I stand by the fact that Grease 2 is a piling.
I love Grease 2.
Oh my God.
Hot trash.
Michelle Pfeiffer.
Michelle Pfeiffer is everything.
Grease 2 is far from that.
Michelle Pfeiffer and Rex Manning
from Empire Records.
I know, but no thank you.
Fucking Rex Manning day.
Give me actual Grease all day, every day.
God, our Gen Zers
have no idea what we're talking about.
Absolutely no clue.
Speaking of not knowing what we're talking about,
okay, that's cool that she got a commercial.
I didn't get a commercial. You didn't get a commercial.
No. Not this year.
You know who did have a commercial was Ty Burrell.
Did he? He did. I did not see it.
I only knew because of our Modern Family
group chat. Everyone was like, great commercial, Ty.
It was good. I missed it.
I texted him last night.
Saying go Rams. Well, I said congratulations
because he's like a huge Rams fan. Is he? He's a Rams fan. We were with him last time. Saying go Rams. Well, I said congratulations. Oh, yeah. Because he's like a huge Rams fan.
Is he?
He's a Rams fan.
And we were with him last time the Rams were in the Super Bowl.
In Atlanta.
And it was, he was having a bad day, so.
Yeah, that was not a good day for the Rams.
But today was.
Okay, can I get back to my fucking original point of the half-time show?
The half-time show.
It was litty kitty.
What was the best part?
Was it Mary J. Blige?
No.
Eminem.
Was it Eminem?
I loved Kendrick.
Okay, so can I say my favorite part real quick?
Oh, God, yes, please.
I know what you're going to say.
No, you don't.
Yeah, I do.
Dr. Dre on the piano.
I was like, wait, what's happening here?
Sickening.
That was so awesome.
So good.
What did you think I was going to say?
I thought you were going to talk about the height difference.
No, that's you. When they were all
standing there, I was like, how tall
are these people and how short is
Kendrick Lamar? He looked like a hobbit. I think he's
short. I mean, there
was a significant, like, standing
next to, like, Andre the Giant
like, kind of hysterical.
If they type in Kendrick
into Google, the third thing that they type in Kendrick into Google,
the third thing that comes up is Kendrick Lamar height.
Oh.
Let's look that up.
5'6".
Wow.
That's my height.
Yep.
Wow.
I'm like, that's nice.
That's a nice height.
I'd love to be that high.
But by the way, that's Hollywood right there.
Uh-huh.
So maybe shorter?
He's 5'4".
Tops.
Tops.
Okay?
That's Hollywood. But there's like a lot of people that they're like you know like
tom cruise says he's whatever yeah yeah yeah no he's not yeah he ain't yeah yeah i get that
but that was very shocking for me to see i was i was like what i had no idea i also think that
just like i mean obviously snoop dogg's very, very tall. So that's not fair.
And I think Dre's tall too.
Yeah.
And I would assume that Marshall's six foot.
I would assume so.
Marshall.
Marshall.
We're on a first name base.
Huh.
Eminem was great.
I did think that was probably like the highest energy of the show.
People were really freaked over it.
I thought it was super cool.
Well, because they didn't know he was going to come.
Because it was all California rappers.
No, I think he was announced, though.
Really?
I think so.
I think the only one that wasn't announced was 50 Cent.
I didn't see that anywhere.
Wait, didn't 50 Cent start off hanging upside down?
Yeah, he sure did.
That was insane.
Insane.
It was insane.
Yeah, fitty.
Fitty. Fitty. Litty, kitty, fitty. Fitty, kitty, fitty. That was insane. Insane. It was insane. Yeah. Fitty. Fitty.
Fitty.
Litty kitty.
Fitty litty kitty.
It was all great.
I loved it.
I thought it was the best halftime show in a while.
Yes.
I tweeted best halftime show ever, which you can't deal in absolutes in this world.
You cannot.
Because people come at you hard and everyone was like, got mad at me, but whatever.
And then everyone was saying that Prince was the best.
Fair. Yes. best. Fair.
Yes.
Yeah.
Fair.
I was, I was, I was a victim of the moment.
Yeah.
You know?
Yes.
Yeah.
But a lot of people are saying that that was the best show.
But like, if I'm being fair, like I didn't grow up smoking weed in the parking lot of
high school, listening to Prince.
I did it to like the chronic yeah so that was much more
personal to me yeah anyway well have you have you seen the meet the meme going around that's like
everyone's like finally you know they always do a halftime show for the old people they finally
did one for us and everyone's looking around like oh no we're the old people we're the old people
Gen Z has no clue who anyone was yeah was on that stage last night
no clue maybe kendrick but like to stretch yeah probably kendrick yeah that's fucked up
that's insane is the one that's crazy anyways it was dope happy for la i guess oh yeah i don't know
i thought they were gonna lose there for a minute yeah for sure thought they were losing and then
i don't know anyone's name but the guy that came came through with defense there at the end with no defensive play he won
the whole thing for him for sure yeah yeah but i gotta say second favorite thing about the super
bowl joe burrow the quarterback for the bangles his style is just so good all right oh he has got
some style that kid is cool he is cool and he wentSU, so I should hate him, but I don't.
Oh, wow.
The Super Bowl is in Phoenix next year.
Oh.
Oh, it is?
Yeah.
Oh.
Sounds hot.
And I will say this.
That's hot.
My other favorite thing that happened yesterday was the Waste Management Phoenix Open on golf.
I know it's dorky, but it is the biggest party.
And if you make a hole-in-one on 16 uh everyone throws beer bottles on to the
course which could be dangerous they had two holes in one uh it looks like the biggest rager
in the world and the super bowl is in phoenix next year so that means we can go to that and then
walk over to the super sar like, what do you say we?
Cole and I are doing this.
Cole and I already talked about it.
Good to know.
Vanessa and I will just be drinking wherever you guys are, I guess.
That's how we'll get through it.
At the Super Bowl party,
we got there.
The Phoenix Open hadn't ended yet.
And so we're all hanging out and
Wells is just outside on the
balcony watching it on his phone.
That's amazing.
Devotion. That's commitment.
Devotion. We should shut the show.
Oh. Yes.
Thank you. I think you let me do it last week.
Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing
podcast with Wells and Brandy and Sarah.
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Avi.
I'm here.
You have something to promote today.
Yes.
And that is another podcast.
It's another podcast.
I mean, I don't love that we're putting another podcast, but the money's going to you.
So I feel good about it.
Well, it's also just nothing like this podcast.
For sure.
It's like a new genre of within the podcast verse.
Yes.
Multiverse.
It's similar to like a really well done audio book, right?
Yeah.
It's a story being told and you're one of the characters in the story.
Exactly.
So say that we're reading a movie script out loud.
Yeah.
And that's what it is.
What's funny is that you're saying that this is like a new thing.
This is originally
what radio was.
Yeah.
Old vaudeville acts
were like on the radio.
Yeah.
And people had like
crazy noise effects
off of, you know, like.
And he was walking
down a dusty street.
And they like did the shoes.
Yes.
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
Yes.
And he was down a dusty street
and all of a sudden
a car pulled up.
And the horn honked.
I love watching your face throughout all of that.
That's what it was like.
So tell us about your show.
So it's called Bone Mary Berry.
Bone Mary Berry.
So kind of similar to Fuck, Marry, Kill.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, like Fuck, Marry, Kill, all of that.
And it's about this girl, Allie, who my voice and her best friend Gabe and Gabe is voiced
by Harvey Guillen from what we do in the shadows.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
The mortal guy that lives with them and stuff.
He plays Gabe, Allie's best friend, my best friend.
So it's about, you know, it's beginning of 2022, end of 2021.
Allie has been dumped, evicted.
That was...
Evicted?
That came out weird.
Yep, evicted.
Okay.
She's been dumped.
She's been evicted.
She's been fired.
And she's like, you know what?
2022 is going to be my year.
This is going to be my year, which I feel like everybody says every year.
Yeah.
And I can very much relate. This is going to be my year, which I feel like everybody says every year. Yeah.
But and I can very much relate.
I really thought 2020 was going to be my my year.
And then I mean, a little pandemic.
So so she's been dumped, evicted, fired.
She goes to this New Year's Eve party and she's like, things are going to turn around for me.
And unbeknownst to her, Gabe is also the kind of like the narrator throughout.
He's telling this story about his friend Allie.
And he says that at the party that they go to, there are three people there that someone will get married.
She'll marry one.
She will bone another one.
And someone will die and have to be buried.
Is it like someone who I could see in the future or something?
No, he's just like narrating it.
Oh, okay.
For the audience and stuff and says that.
So it's really fun.
There are six episodes that come out, I believe, weekly.
And then I think there's like an extra epilogue with some cool like cameos.
Oh, Trixie Mattel from RuPaul's Drag Race.
Very cool.
Yeah.
Love her.
There might be a bonus Jonas.
Oh.
Bonus Jonas?
Bonus Jonas.
Very interesting.
For the Bachelor fans out there, Tyler Cameron.
He's in everything.
Everything. Is he?
He's in everything.
Kind of.
It's like the weirdest thing.
He's in some dance show right now that's like dirty dancing. Everything. Is he? He is. Kind of. It's like the weirdest thing. He's in some dance show right now
that's like dirty dancing.
Yeah, Twitch is like hosting some,
anyway.
Yeah.
So it's six episodes
and it'll be really fun
for the audience.
Like it'll always like
keep you second guessing.
Like who is going to be
the one that she marries?
Who's gonna die?
Who's gonna fuck?
Who's gonna get down a bone?
Get that deep ducking on.
It was really a lot of fun.
And it actually, I believe, takes place in Nashville.
So it has a lot of local Nashville humor.
I feel bad that I wasn't invited to do this.
I kind of feel bad, too.
So where can people listen to it?
People can listen to it.
It's a Dear Media
podcast production
so I'm assuming
they can listen to it
where you listen
to your local podcast.
Yeah,
wherever you're listening
to this one.
Your local.
Your local podcast.
I don't know.
Back to your
regularly scheduled program.
Yeah, exactly.
So wherever you're
listening to this podcast
you can listen
to that podcast.
And it comes out first premieres on February 22nd.
Okay.
So 2-2-2-2-0-2-2.
Got it.
A lot of twos in there.
A lot of twos.
A lot of twos.
But I have a surprise for you guys.
Yeah, let's do it.
I got a little game.
Ooh.
We made a little game out of this pod, Bone Mary Berry.
So maybe we can play just like a couple rounds.
I don't even really know the rules.
I don't like reading directions of things.
Just make it up as we go?
Yeah.
It's the simplest thing in the world.
I'm assuming it's just who wins your Bone Mary Berry.
It has to be.
And there are so many cards.
Oh my goodness.
Who wants to go first? I'll go first.. Oh my goodness. Who wants to go first?
I'll go first.
You go first.
Do you want to go first?
Ladies first.
No, you can go first.
Okay.
Darth Vader.
Okay.
Clarice Darling.
Mm.
Hello.
And Christina Aguilera.
Who would you bone?
Who would you marry?
And who are you going to bury?
So is it Anakin as Darth Vader or is it Anakin beforehand?
I mean, it just says Darth Vader.
So I'm assuming like the dark Darth.
Yeah.
I mean, like early Anakin did nail Natalie Portman.
Yeah.
So, you know.
Yeah.
Got to think about that.
That's a hard one.
It's tough.
He was hot.
Hello, Clarice.
He was hot.
He was hot.
Yeah.
Clarice Starling.
And Christina Aguilera. Okay. Starling. And Christina Aguilera.
Okay.
I'm obviously marrying Christina Aguilera.
Oh.
I love.
Obvi.
Obvi.
She has a 12 octave range.
Uh-huh.
True.
That's insane.
Can you imagine what your children can do?
Things that she can do with her mouth?
Oh, okay.
We're taking it there.
Okay.
I was just thinking, like, you know how to record.
She knows how to sing.
I think I would bone Darth Vader.
And hear me out.
Interesting.
Hear me out.
Very.
I mean, that's pretty great.
And then all of a sudden I'm in the Star Wars universe.
You know, whatever.
But I feel like if I were to just bone Clarice Starling and then, like, ghost her,
then Hannibal would definitely come after me.
Because he does love Clarice Starling.
Yes.
So.
That's smart.
Yeah.
That's smart.
I'd give Darth Vader my lightsaber.
Wow.
Yeah.
Okay. Fun times. Yeah. I don't know all right you really you it's really not that deep but like you took it there but sure yeah you did you took it there that's what darth vader said
interesting funny not that deep i truly cannot cannot good joke
good joke
you ready Brandy
ready
Cruella
Simon Cowell
Denzel Washington
wow
you got two bads
and a good
yeah I got two bads
and a good
I know
Cruella was just so mean
to the puppies
yeah
I know
I feel like she's gotta die
gotta die right gotta die yeah obviously we're marrying Denzel yeah Oh, Cruella was just so mean to the puppies. Yeah. I know. I feel like she's got to die. Got to die.
Right?
Got to die.
Yeah.
Obviously, we're marrying Denzel.
Yeah.
So I think we'll have a romp around with Simon.
It could be fine.
Yeah.
You never know.
Sure.
Lights off.
I mean, he might have done.
Lights off.
Lights off for sure.
Socks on.
Socks on for sure.
He might have also done some work to his ween.
You know?
He did a lot to his face
so
could be good
you know
and also if it's bad
you can always
if it's bad
you can always
you can be mean to him
like he's mean to everybody else
like that was a terrible performance
roast him
yeah
what are you even doing here
yeah
you know
absolutely
alright
bone mary berry
locally scheduled programming
so it was it was a lot of fun I think people are gonna have a lot of fun All right. Bone Mary Berry, locally scheduled programming.
So it was a lot of fun.
I think people are going to have a lot of fun listening to it and enjoying the ride. That is Allie's life.
Bone Mary Berry.
Clayton.
Oh, God.
Sinead.
Oh, Jesus.
Mara.
Mara.
I don't know.
Who's that? Oh, Jesus. Mara. Mara. I don't know. Who's that?
Oh, Jersey.
Yeah.
Jersey.
I don't know people's names.
I came up with nicknames.
Love it.
Jersey, Nene, or Clayton.
Clayton.
Clayton.
Everyone says Clayton, and it freaks me out.
It reminds me of Tia and Colton.
Yeah.
Colton. Colton. Colton. It reminds me of Tia and Colton. Yeah. Colton.
Colton.
Oh my God, that's so hard.
That's what Darth said.
Yeah.
I'll be a lightsaber.
Who do I want to marry?
I'd marry Jersey.
Okay.
I'd marry Jersey.
Because she's ready for it.
Because she's ready for it.
She's ready.
Jersey is ready to get married. So I'm going to give her the marriage. Because she's ready for it. Because she's ready for it. She's ready. Jersey is ready to get married.
So I'm going to give her the marriage.
Is she from Jersey or do you think she looks like she's from Jersey?
No, I think it says she lives in Jersey.
We're talking Mara.
Yes.
Mara.
Mara.
I think it's Mara.
I think it's Mara.
Doesn't she fucking call herself Marinara?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I would bone.
God, I really don't like Sinead.
I know.
But she might be.
But here's the thing.
Crazy is always good in bed.
I think Clayton looks like a roided out Nolan Gould to me.
And so it's like, oh, that's creepy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I think I'm going.
I think also Sinead has obviously all the tricks up her sleeve.
And I would assume she has a lot of tricks up her puss.
So I'd bone her.
Okay.
And I'd bury Clayton.
That took a while.
You took a long time to answer.
You had a lot to say.
That's very true.
But I was just trying to set up, trying to get us into the bathroom.
Oh.
You gotta tell me these things.
What?
Like write it on a post-it yeah post-it note and speaking of
i feel like this is the episode we thought we were getting last week and we finally got this
week yeah i gotta say i feel unfulfilled really and maybe it's because we us three get a cut
that's different than what airs on tv but But Sarah and I were talking about this. What the fuck happened to Sinead?
She gets dumped.
There is no exit interview.
Yeah.
There is no her like,
like no helicopter flying away with them too.
Like there is,
and her crying.
It was just over.
It was a voiceover of her saying,
I hate Clayton.
Yeah.
And like,
that is weird.
I,
now that you say it,
I did think she was going to come back. Yeah. Same. I think that's what I, and then I forgot about it. Yeah. And like, that's it. That is weird. I, now that you say it, I did think she was going to come back.
Yeah.
Same.
I think that's what I,
and then I forgot about it.
And maybe she will.
I don't know.
I,
maybe.
They did a good job of editing it,
I guess,
but I thought he was going to pick Sinead.
Me too.
And I was like,
oh my God,
if he picks Sinead,
like this show might be over.
I thought he was going to pick Sinead.
America might just stop watching if that happened.
I know. I know. I cut part of, a small part of me wanted him to pick Sinead. America might just stop watching if that happened. I know.
A small part of me wanted him to pick Sinead, so I
just wanted to see what happened.
It's exactly what I said to Ralph. I was like, I want to see
how the house reacts to this. I know. Me too.
Can you pick her? He just
wanted to see the car crash, but it didn't
happen. I don't judge anyone for being bad at television
if they've never really done television before,
but his tact on like, are you an
actor? It came across as bad.
So weird.
I wasn't a fan of it.
They didn't give her,
I feel like I don't have closure
from a very traumatic experience with Sinead.
I feel like it's still an open wound.
Like someone cut me open
and forgot to sew it back together.
I know.
It's just so amazing how much she,
it was just constant projection.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm Meryl Streep.
She's an actress.
What?
I mean, surely we're going to get something
on the women tell all.
Oh, yeah.
You know.
And then with Mera,
I saw it coming.
I was like, oh gosh,
she is really, really tired. i also don't like the fact
that everybody's calling her a cougar when she's 32 years old she's younger than me i don't like
it at all of it don't love it but i can see the like manipulations that's going on to her like
just trying to get her to be the new bad guy and i feel really bad for her i don't think she deserves
that listen i will say the show gives everyone an opportunity to be a bad guy you I feel really bad for her. I don't think she deserves that. Listen, I will say this. The show gives everyone an
opportunity to be a bad guy. You have
to make the decision to do it.
You have to walk through the door and she did that.
Yeah. And
I'm sure she regrets it.
It looks like that's what's going to happen.
She's going to have to pay some music.
Yeah. Pay the Pied Piper.
And it's going to be bad.
It's going to be bad. Sarah was coming in real hot.
Yeah.
I felt so bad for her.
I did too.
I feel like we've never seen somebody like sob that way.
I don't know.
It was just so.
I said something to her because like it always happens.
The lead will like kind of accuse someone of something and then they break down.
And then during their interviews, they'll be i know it was so and so like it
makes sense it was so and so they're full of shit and then when they talk to the lead they're like
i just feel terrible and like i'm so sad now and i want to be like no dude fucking say what you just
said in the interview say like sure seems like a interesting timing for someone who just complained
about never getting a one-on-one to call out the person who got a one-on-one you And she did it. Once she did it. And I think that's what turned it around. He was like,
yeah, you're right. This is pretty telegraphed.
Clayton, I feel like, is the type of guy that needs to have everything laid
out in front of him for him to actually, he can't take a hint, can't take a clue.
Very literal person. Yeah. The Teddy Virgin talk was maybe
the funniest thing that's happened all season.
Hands down.
It was weird. So awkward.
You could just see the gears
slowly rotating and that big
old brain of his being like, wait,
you're a virgin?
How are you going to know when I can
have sex with you?
Do you know when you're going to fall in love?
And love is code for when we get to have sex with me. Do you know when you're going to fall in love? And love is
code for when we get to have sex.
His fucking face, dude.
I know.
It was good.
Best part of the show.
Hands down.
One of my least favorite things that Clayton does he steps away too often yeah all too often he's
like i gotta step away i gotta step away just fucking step away bro you don't need to declare
what you're doing just get up and go yeah he's always stepping away he needs help yeah when it's
okay it's a scary process and unfortunately all he has is Jesse. Who you could tell had to work for ESPN that week
in Croatia.
They get to Croatia and Clayton
shows up and he's like, alright,
so I got a one-on-one and I'm gonna
do this. This is Jesse's job.
What's going on here? Insane.
Where they are, though, is
absolutely stunning. I know.
I want to go to Croatia. Me too. I want to go there.
I want to go to that clock tower. I know.
That was really stinking
cute. I loved it. It was beautiful.
And I love Susie.
I really love Susie a lot. I really love Rachel.
I think Susie needs to be the Bachelorette.
But I think he might choose Susie.
You do?
I don't see anyone really getting a
Bachelorette edit yet.
No. Not seeing it. I think it's just Susie Bachelorette edit yet. No.
Not seeing it.
I think it's just Susie.
That's all I see.
Yeah.
I'd be down for that.
I'd be down for that too.
Susie for Bachelorette.
Absolutely.
All right.
Is that enough, Batch?
Are we good on that?
I think so.
I think so.
Okay.
You got any fave things, brah?
Everyone knows I love Ryan Reynolds, okay?
So I don't know why it took me so long to watch Free Guy,
but Sarah finally convinced me to watch Free Guy. And it's basically a movie starring Ryan Reynolds
where he is an MPU, a character in like basically Grand Theft Auto, the video game.
And people are playing it.
And then Ryan Reynolds' character in the video game becomes kind of self-aware and starts
doing things different and becoming like more of a real boy, I guess.
And I just want to say, it was one of the most wonderful movies I've seen in a very
long time.
And I absolutely loved it.
It was fun.
It was funny.
It was heartwarming.
All the things.
Wow.
Everyone should go watch Free Guy.
Yeah.
And I think the reason why I was holding off
is I was like, this looks silly.
You know, it's like it's a video game, whatever.
But it's so good.
It's got everything.
It's got everything.
And the cast is amazing too.
You got Ryan Reynolds, duh.
Yeah.
Jodie Comer.
I'm obsessed with her.
Yeah.
I just love her in everything she does.
You got Joe.
Hair, Stranger Things.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Taika Waititi?
Is that what his name is?
He directed Jojo Rabbit, and he's in the Marvel film.
Yeah.
And he did What We Do in the Shadows.
What We Do in the Shadows, yeah.
Ryan Reynolds, Jodie Comer, Taika Waititi, Lil Ray Howery, Joe Keery, Channing Tatum.
I do, too.
Phenomenal film.
Everyone should go watch it.
It's like in theaters, though.
That's the problem.
We bought it on Apple.
Yeah, you can rent it.
Yeah.
You can rent it right now.
So we did that.
But it's a great film.
So we were talking about this when the Oscar nominations came out.
And best picture, Power of the Dog is like getting all the awards.
Okay?
So we went and watched Power of the Dog is like getting all the awards. Okay. So we went and watched Power of the Dog.
I watched half of it and it's absolutely horrible.
And don't ever watch it.
It's so sad and bleak.
And a lot of horses are getting hurt.
Don't love that.
They show cows getting castrated.
No, thank you.
Nope.
Benedict Cumberbatch, very mean.
It's so sad.
Anyways, we were looking at the past winners for Best Picture,
and I was trying to find how many comedies have won Best Picture.
Do you know how many comedies have won Best Picture since 1971?
Not very many.
I think only one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Annie Hall.
Annie Hall, which is a rom-com?
Yeah.
It's like a sad rom-com, right?
Yeah.
Explain this to me, Academy.
Why the fuck can't it be a fun movie?
Why can't Free Guy be up for Best Picture?
I don't understand.
Why do you have to be so serious all the time?
Jimmy Kimmel did a bit about it.
No, no.
With the Spider-Man.
Agreed.
Spider-Man just broke the record for the most money ever made from a movie.
It's crazy.
That should be the most important thing, the best picture.
Well, how do we rate this?
Well, who made the most money?
Who did the thing that we're trying to get people to do, which is go to the movie?
Well, Spider-Man.
That's the best one, I guess.
To be that simple.
No?
It's too easy.
It's like billboard awards, know what i mean it's like
i guess that it's just too like mathematic it's like the grammys isn't always like it's not
the record that sold the most it should be though no i think it should be i don't know
i am all the only tangible evidence of success. True. But people like stupid shit.
Yeah.
You know, that's my issue.
It's like, I don't want to give, like, Taylor Swift the fucking Grammy every year.
Sorry.
Just don't.
Fair.
But she gets it every year.
She gets it some years.
Yeah.
I think that critics, you know, like, they are important.
I think it's important to be able to critique things.
Yeah.
But yeah, I mean, like Power of the Dog was, it was beautiful.
Beautifully shot.
It's really pretty.
Great.
But it is very slow.
And as soon as Benedict Cumberbatch started beating up the horse.
Yeah, you are.
I was so out yeah i we were eating
dinner and watching it and i literally like turned away and and welted to tell me when to look back
at the television so i was like i can't i can't do this anymore no i like had to close my eyes
during the budweiser commercial where the horse gets like kind of hurt and buzzword have you seen
the super bowl i i think i just watched the football parts of the super bowl you seen the Super Bowl? I think I just watched the football parts of the Super Bowl, which is strange for me.
You know the Clydesdales?
Yeah.
The Budweiser Clydesdales.
So the new commercial is like the horse gets hurt in the very beginning and they wrap his
leg and then lick whatever and then he's like running across at the end.
But I'm like, do we have to injure the horse in the commercial?
What's the point of that?
You can't deal with that.
I don't like that.
Anyways, that's my rant on Best Picture.
Yeah.
I agree.
I think Spider-Man, I haven't even seen Spider-Man, but I think it probably should win Best Picture.
If you broke the record for the amount of tickets sold to the movie, then that's the best one.
Because if it wasn't good, then people wouldn't go see it.
It would get out.
Their Rotten Tomatoes scores would be crap.
People would be like, I'm not going to go spend $12 and risk getting COVID if the movie's bad.
So I don't know.
Free Guy.
My fave thing. You got some f know. Free Guy. My fave thing.
You got some fave things, bro?
My fave thing.
I've just been watching kind of the same stuff.
Like, have you even watched Pam and Tommy?
No.
It's getting better.
The animated penis just really threw me for one in like the first or second episode.
Yeah.
But they don't, thank God they don't do that again.
I just love Seth Rogen in it.
It's just really good.
I am curious though.
I need to do some research because I want to know how accurate this is because you know pam and tommy
wouldn't have anything to do with the show but my mom said you have to be really careful about
if they were to tell a story that wasn't at very accurate like they could get sued right yeah and
so it's like how well if the people you're the show is about won't be involved, how do you make sure it's accurate?
I guess you can cross-reference with, like, other people.
Other people.
I mean, maybe.
It's just, like, a lot of the scenes where it's just the two of them, you're like, is that the way they were together?
Like, nobody would really know that but them, but they weren't involved.
So, like, I don't know.
But it is really good.
I will say something that you recommended to me is one of our favorite things.
Which is?
The Tinder Swindler.
Oh, yes.
Incredible.
So good.
Yeah.
He's women.
What?
You said like the way it ends is bonkers to you.
Is it because he's still free?
He's still fucking doing this shit.
Yeah.
And he's got a girlfriend.
Yeah.
Is his girlfriend crazy?
I'm just Googling.
She's probably like, well, it's all right.
What?
Yeah.
Mind blown.
That he's still out there in like fucking Gucci clothes with a hot model girlfriend
doing the same shit after all this.
Isn't all those clothes fake, though?
Like the watch was fake.
Maybe.
Moral of the story is don't give her money to anybody.
No.
Ever.
No.
I did, however, text Sarah the other day.
From the couch that we were both sitting on.
We were both sitting on the couch.
I need a Venmo transfer.
I said, let me just read what I read.
You took a picture of it.
Did you?
I did.
I was like, I'm going to post this at some point.
Yeah, one day I'm going to post it too.
I wrote, hey baby, I would never normally ask you this, but my enemies are after me.
Can you buy me an In-N-Out burger?
Maybe you can pawn your car for the burger money.
Anytime you think I'm going to say my enemies are after me. that is really good
no one makes wells laugh as hard as he laughs than himself
it's early in the morning i don't want to feed the dogs hey babe
my enemies are after me can you to feed the dogs. Hey, babe. My enemies are after me. Can you go feed the dogs?
Boom.
Oh, my God.
That's insane.
You riled her up with your laugh.
Sorry.
My enemies are after me.
I'm the best.
It's also really sad because he ruined a lot of people's lives.
It just really gets me.
He really did.
But the other thing that we found, tell them about it.
Puppet Master.
Oh, what's that?
It's a docuseries on Netflix.
It's essentially, it's not the same thing as Tinder Swindler,
but it's essentially, you know, the same thing of robbing people
and taking their money and everything like that and swindling them.
And he it's insane.
And he's been doing this for decades.
He coerces people into giving him money by saying that he's an MI5 agent.
So like in the FBI, but in the UK.
Yeah, I got it.
Here's the tag.
In this harrowing docuseries, a cruel con man masquerading
as a British spy manipulates
and steals from his victims,
leaving ruined families
in his wake. The puppet master
hunting the ultimate con
man on Netflix.
It is insane. Yeah.
Like, Tinder Swindler
is crazy, but like,
I think I can understand women getting
conned like that yeah this is crazy because he cons people by making them think that they're spies
they think they're fucking fbi agents or m5 agents which is crazy that is crazy for decades
yeah there's a girl that that girl that does this for 10 years.
Anyways, The Puppet Master.
So good.
You're going to love that one.
Sounds terrifying.
That one's great.
I just realized Netflix has a lot of con stuff.
Con man stuff.
Yeah.
On.
I'm sorry, Wells, but I watched the first two episodes of Inventing Anna.
Oh, I just downloaded it for the plane.
Good. Good.
Okay.
It's Ruth from Ozark, correct?
Yes.
So Julia Garner, Julia, Julie, Julia Garner
is playing Anna Sorkin slash Delvey.
And for those who don't know,
this show is about a woman who's like born in Russia.
I'm pretty sure she's from the Soviet Union.
And she cons people out of all this money
under the guise of being like a New York,
like an heiress,
like from a super, super wealthy German family.
It's wild.
And so the entire show is based off of this article
in the New York Times, I believe.
It's a Shonda.
Shonda Rhimes, yeah.
Shonda show.
Is it Anna Gunn who's in My Girl?
Anna Schlumpfsky?
Schlumpfsky.
And your old acting teacher's in it.
Yeah, Mr. Moyad.
What?
Arian Moyad was my drama teacher in the 10th grade
because I went to performing arts school.
Yeah.
And he's also in Succession.
Oh, very cool.
And he plays Anna Delvey's lawyer in this.
I don't like acting classes ever.
I loved his.
I loved his acting class.
He's really, really wonderful.
And I think back, I look back and I'm like,
oh, Mr. Moyad was like probably just graduated college.
Yeah, he must have been a kid.
Yeah, seriously.
I'm glad to have been like 23 years old or something like that.
Just like, I'm in New York now.
I'm auditioning and trying to
make something of myself, but I teach acting
to stupid little teenagers.
Here's the tag. A journalist with a lot to prove
investigates the case of
Anna Delvey, the Instagram
legendary German heiress
who stole the hearts of New York's
social scene and stole their money
as well. The cast is crazy
though.
Yeah, it's good.
You got the girl from My Girl, Anna Chlumsky.
You got Julia Garner from Ozark.
You got your acting teacher from Succession.
You got Anders Holmvik from Workaholics.
Laverne Cox is in it?
Yep.
Wow.
Anthony Edwards from ER?
Mm-hmm.
Stop it.
From ER.
ER?
I loved that show.
Loved. Little ding for ER.
Yeah, great. George Coney,
gotta start there. Gotta start.
Great show, Inventing Anna. I can't wait to finish it. Okay.
I downloaded that and also Love is Blind
Season 2 just dropped. No, we finished that.
We started it. We haven't finished it.
Feels like we finished it. No, we fell
asleep and it just kept running on Netflix.
Oh, okay.
No, we are in the part where the couples-
Oh, they get to Mexico.
Are in Mexico and they start meeting each other and stuff.
Is it as good as season one?
I think so.
Okay.
We'll see.
I mean, they are getting people getting engaged, which is bonkers to me.
Insane.
There is looking like there's going to be a little bit of love triangle.
Oh, yeah. That I'm here for yeah here for one guy proposes to a woman you know in the pod in the box blindly she says no oh and so he then proposes to the other one
yikes and that woman that said no got engaged to someone else. So now when all the couples meet each other and everything, it's like, what's going to happen there?
Yeah.
What's going to go on?
And one woman went and told one of the guys that she was talking to that, like, she still has feelings for him.
After she said yes.
After she said yes to being engaged.
And he proposed to her by having production put his mother's engagement ring in her pod.
So she took his mother's engagement ring.
She had it on while she went to the other guy and said, I have really deep feelings for you.
Yeah, it's getting good.
Yeah, it's crazy.
You're going to really like that one.
Yeah.
Love that.
Love is blind.
Yeah.
Still awesome.
I love that show.
Still got it.
So I have only really had like one gray hair
for a while right and i just recently got my second very sad very very sad day um but i noticed
i'm like why do gray hairs just show up they don't grow out it's always just you look it's a full fully grown stranded day yeah and it's like does
it die and then just kind of like decolor desaturate the entire strand of hair which
then reminds me of like tangled yeah you know like when she cuts her hair off then magically
it all turns to brown like how it like kind of just like sweeps down and stuff yeah it's just
like crazy how does that happen why does that happen great question don't know yeah i don't
know either but great question all of a sudden great question but all of a sudden you're like
this is a fully long hair yeah i never saw was it always there and you just didn't notice it
well here's i got my hair dyed in that's what i was gonna say how do you even i don't even know
if i have a gray because I bleach my hair so much.
But that's the thing.
But it's just like,
I got it done in November.
My hair hasn't grown out.
Yeah, no. The gray strand is longer
than my roots right now.
So it doesn't make sense.
I think what you're saying
sounds correct.
Like it has to just die
and then turn gray.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Well, I said,
I was like,
it's just dead.
And he was like,
well, no,
hair's still growing. So it's still alive. Follicle desaturation. Well, I said, I was like, it's just dead. And he was like, well, no, hair's still growing, so it's still alive.
Follicle desaturation?
Yeah, does gray hair grow from the root?
But you never see half a strand of just gray hair.
No, you don't.
You just see a full strand.
You're right.
Like, how does that happen?
It's so weird.
And you never see somebody with, like, ombre gray, like gray and then, you know.
Yeah.
I think that the follicle's like, you know what?
Fuck you, bro.
And turns off the coloring thing and it sends it down the entire hair. That's what I think that the follicle is like, you know what? Fuck you, bro. And turns off the coloring thing and it sends it down the entire hair.
That's what I think.
It's just so crazy.
I don't know.
Magic.
Magic.
Other thing.
I need people that do tasks where I need to tip them a couple dollars to do a couple things.
Your valet guys, your bellman, you know, those things.
I need one of two things to happen.
One, I either need every bellman to get a Venmo account and just be like, you can just Venmo me if you want, you know, that would be great.
Or I need every ATM to have a tip function where you press a button and it gives you like $50 in fives and ones.
Well, here's what happens.
My brother just had a baby. So I went to the hospital. I valued the car. Okay. You know,
I could pay for the car on my phone, but I couldn't tip and only had a hundred dollar bill.
Okay. Cause it's so rich. And I was like, I was like, Hey, can you break this? And the guy was
like, no, I can't break it. I said i said well i can't tip you then and then i
felt like an asshole even though i had the money but i couldn't break it so one of two things needs
to happen ever either everyone gets venmo and this is how we do it or atms do better i say venmo
because i don't even use my debit card like i don't even really yeah have it in my wallet right
now also oh my god you have like an Amex though or something?
Yeah, I have two credit cards.
My Southwest credit card because Southwest rocks and my Amex card and I just pay them
off every month because I want those points.
Like why would I use my debit card?
Those are wasted point opportunities.
Yeah.
Every financial person will tell you that you should never ever make a purchase on a
debit card ever.
I mean, yeah, I don't.
You can get hacked that way
and they can steal your identity steal your money which is taken right to your bank whereas if it's
a credit card that's insured by the fdic i think have you heard that they're gonna start taxing
venmo transactions now what makes sense it's like a thing yeah like like you have to claim any money
you're venmoed and pay taxes on it now. Oh, really? I get it.
People are abusing Venmo for sure.
Yeah.
But it's like, so what about the rest of us, though, that are just paying a friend back
for dinner?
Yeah.
People are like working and getting paid by Venmo.
And that's not right.
Yeah, I know.
But like, if I want to give my friend $12 for the sandwich, I don't want to be taxed
on that.
Really, all Venmo is, is this communal amount of money that we all have decided it's ours together.
And we're just slowly moving it back and forth between each other.
Yeah.
You know?
All comes out in a wash.
Yeah.
For sure.
Like, I'm not sure if I've ever spent any money on Venmo.
Because I'll give it away and then I get it back.
And I think it's just the same amount of money.
Yeah.
I think no one's getting paid here.
It's like the biggest fucking con in finance.
In a year, Netflix will have a documentary on it for sure there was never any money last thing we watched encanto
sarah made me watch it i made him watch it it's in like a disney pixar situation and it is so cute
and lin-manuel miranda wrote a lot of the music, which you can very much hear.
Like there are songs you're like, oh, this is like Hamilton.
This is great.
Yeah.
Same vibe-y.
I do have some gripes with it.
Okay.
So it's about this family, right?
And this house is magical.
And so this grandma has three daughters the house gives the
three daughters magical powers and then those three daughters have kids and then the house
gives the kids magical powers some kids can talk to animals some kids can see into the future some
kids can have like super hearing um some kids like super strong right and then there's one little
girl what's your name mirababelle. Mirabelle.
Cutest little thing in the world.
Got glasses, curly hair.
Kind of looks like Sarah.
She gets a lot.
Looks a lot like Sarah.
It starts out with her going to the door
to get her power
and she doesn't get a power.
Oh.
Everyone in the town
loves the family
because they all have superpowers
and she has to explain that she doesn't have superpowers.
And it's the fucking saddest thing in the world.
And the fact that this poor girl isn't, like, severely depressed is insane to me.
This poor girl is, like, and to top it off, she's got glasses and, like, short little curly hair.
You know, like, they just fuck this poor little girl over the entire time
and it just doesn't seem right to me.
All right?
Her superpower is that she's not
chronically depressed
and on so much medication.
Oh my God.
Her superpower is optimism and love.
Growing up, there wasn't a Disney princess
or a Disney heroine ever
to have curly hair.
Nobody had curly hair until Merida.
I'm trying to rack my brain, but like I'm pretty sure the only heroines in a Disney and or Pixar
film that have curly hair are Mirabelle and Merida. Interesting. MM. So especially for me seeing
her with curly hair and glasses, if especially if you grow up in
the 90s that was always the before yeah picture for sure that's always what you looked like before
you had the makeover from the friend or the hairs whatever it was yeah she's all that had curly hair
and glasses and then she had straight hair and no glasses princess diaries it's all just like you
know it's just like you take off the glasses and then you're pretty you straighten the hair and
then you're pretty so you know as a little girl who had curly hair and had to wear glasses it was
very like that was a really big touchy thing for me and i was always told that like it's from
entertainment and media that curly hair and glasses were not pretty.
So we finally have this Disney heroine
with curly hair and glasses.
And she's the only one that doesn't have a fucking power.
That is insane.
She doesn't get a gift.
You see the fucking abuela like going to the little cousin
being like, I give just as special as you.
And I'm like, you're not special.
She's not special. She has curly hair and glasses like that's what i see because i was so happy that there was someone that little girls like me could look up to and be like oh i look like her but i
look like the girl that has no power because i'm trying to find a power for her like in my head
i'm trying to work it out because she has. Because I'm like, she has to have something.
Yeah.
I think that she can talk to.
The house.
The house.
Yeah.
And that's her power.
And because I don't really see anybody like having a conversation with the house.
Like the house is magic.
It can move and not talk talk.
But you know, like move a shutter and things like that as like a yes or no.
And so you don't really see like people talk to the house to tell the house yes or no and so you don't really see like people
talk to the house to tell the house to do stuff but you don't really see anything so that that's
my theory and that's what i'm telling myself that she does have a superpower and that it's
she or she doesn't she didn't need a room because the entire house is hers that's my theory. I think her superpower is that she doesn't need Valium.
And Xanax.
Any type of Lexapro.
Her superpower is that she's resilient as fuck.
Because she gets fucked over left and right in this movie.
But it is really cute.
Encanto.
It is good.
Amazing music.
Great music, yeah. Very cool. But yeah, anyways, it's really, really good. It is good. Amazing music. Great music, yeah.
Yeah.
Very cool.
But yeah, anyways, it's really, really good.
It's cute.
Yeah.
I like it a lot.
Yeah.
It's very good.
Is there anything else?
Maybe.
Should I make an announcement?
Make an announcement.
I guess it can't hurt.
Okay.
I'm 99.9% sure I'm going to go to South America with my sister next month.
Yeah.
She's playing like five or six shows down there over the span of like 10 days.
And a lot of fans have been asking me if I'm going.
Lots and lots and lots of messages about it.
And I haven't said anything, but yeah, I'm going to go, I think.
You should go.
Yeah.
I've been waiting to see, because COVID is there at the peak of the Omicron thing.
Like, whereas we're past it now, like, they're behind us on it.
So they're just at their peak right now.
So everyone's freaking out a little bit about what the protocols are going to be.
So I'm just waiting to make sure that we don't have to, like, stay in bubbles, which might be a thing.
Because I've never been to South America.
So for me, like, one of the most exciting things about going is getting to see the cities that we're going to be in.
But I also just want to make sure we're being safe.
And obviously keeping Miley safe is a priority.
But I think I'm going to go.
You should go.
What are some cities?
Let me tell you.
Rio?
I believe Rio is on there.
Gotta do Rio.
You're going to do Buenos Aires?
We are doing Buenos Aires.
How do you say it?
Buenos Aires.
Buenos Aires is fucking awesome.
I've heard all of South America is pretty great.
Buenos Aires is like New York, but in Argentina.
That's our first one.
Buenos Aires, Santiago, Chile.
Chile, yeah.
Bogota, Colombia.
Oh, God, I cannot.
Bogota.
Whatever.
And then Sao Paulo.
Sao Paulo, Brazil.
And are you doing Rio?
No Rio.
No Rio.
That's dope. I want to go.. Are you doing Rio? No Rio. No Rio. That's dope.
I want to go.
I know, right?
That sounds awesome.
Is this Miley or Noah?
Mile.
Okay, cool.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
The South America fans,
she's been to South America before.
It's been a while,
but their fans are just like
so awesome in South America.
And so I also just want to go
and see the fans.
Hell yeah.
That'd be so cool.
And the sites. And the sites.
And the sites.
And I was trying to book some DJ gigs down there, but with COVID, I'm not sure it's going
to pan out.
So TBD on that.
But either way, I think, yeah, I think I'm going to go.
Should we do a vacation?
It's always fun to travel with family.
My mom is obviously going to go as well.
So super fun.
It's coming up quick.
Maybe you'll find a Latin lover.
Ooh.
You know I love an international. I know.in lover oh you know i love an international you do
you know i love an international romance might be part of the problem you know what
you let me do me okay okay okay so i've been on like a big bare-naked ladies kick
really yeah and i i can tell you exactly why so some little fucking Gen Z-er on TikTok was like, man, you guys never heard of this band called Bare Naked Ladies.
But if they were on TikTok, they'd be killing it.
And then starts playing a song.
And I was like, this is so sad.
This guy's introducing Bare Naked Ladies to this younger audience.
to this younger audience and thinking that like success for the bare naked ladies would be being well known on TikTok and not like the Grammys they won and you know the gold records
and platinum albums they put out and having the theme song for the Big Bang Theory like all the
things that they really did so then I went and started listening to the bare naked ladies again
because I used to love them so much and they they're the best. They are the best.
So good.
I love Barenaked Ladies.
My mom was obsessed with them.
Yeah.
You just aged me a little bit by saying that.
And it's fine.
My mom was like in her 30s and everything, you know?
Yeah.
I will say one of the best parts about that Pam and Tommy show is the music in it.
Oh, I bet.
Yeah.
Pretty great.
I bet.
Yeah.
I tell you what.
Tommy show is the music in it.
Oh,
I bet.
Yeah.
Great.
I bet.
Yeah.
I tell you what,
this has been really fun that, you know,
I've gotten to have both the most important women in my life.
In my studio.
Your mom's not going to hear that,
right?
My mom's not going to hear that.
Hopefully.
Well,
whatever.
Here's what it is.
It was great having you guys in here.
Thank you for joining the YFT podcast.
Thank you for having me on.
I'm always so happy to be with you guys and be on here with all the YFTers.
Just move out here.
That's never happening, but I'm going to be out here a lot more this year.
So I'll see you soon.
Good.
Happy V-Day, Brandi.
Thanks, Sarah.
You too.
What will else get you? I don't know. We haven't done it yet. Oh, we haven't done it yet. Good. Happy V-Day, Brandy. Thanks, Sarah. You too. What do else get you?
I don't know. We haven't done it yet.
So it's not like Christmas where it's like first thing.
No. Yeah, got it.
We do it at dinner. Yeah, we do it at dinner. Cute.
Next week we'll do,
we keep saying we're going to do this, but I'll do more reviews.
We're rocking.
Yeah, I know. I can never hear the music.
We'll do,
Dara's grandmother needs to come back
and talk to us.
Oh, okay.
We guys, we'll do some things.
All right.
But we're gonna get out of here now.
Love y'all.
Love you guys.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Very loud.
I love this song.
So good. It is good. time of day. Very loud. I love this song. To throw all your cares away.
So good.
Put the sprinkler on the lawn.
And run through with my gym shorts on. Wow.
Take a drink
right from the hose. Remember our hose
thing? I love hose water.
I do.
I do.
Bye!
Sleep away the afternoon.
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