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Immediately have to get crap. Why does that always happen? I mean, maybe it's just me, but like, I feel like it's an everyone thing. For me,
like if I'm about to go out to like the bar or something or dinner, if I'm walking out the door,
my stomach says, oh, not so fast there, bubble boy. You got to go take care of some business.
Then you get to the porcelain throne. Nothing
happens. Here I sit, broken hearted, chatted shit, but only farted. Every time I go play golf,
get to the first tee. And then it's just like, you're not hit this ball. You're running back
to the clubhouse. I go drop the kids off. Okay. Or you're going to have a miserable day. I think
when you get into your thirties, actually this happened to me in college. It's alcohol, I think. Anyways.
All right. First episode of 2022 off to a blazing start. Let's call Brandy. See what she's up to.
Ding-a-lang-a-lang. Bing-bong-boom. Hello. What's up? Hi. Happy New Year. Happy New Year.
Happy freaking New Year. Is it cold there in LA.? It is. It was like 37 degrees this morning.
What?
Yeah.
I was watching a Good Day L.A., which, by the way, I love how every L.A. news station,
the weather woman is like a washed up supermodel.
Oh, yeah.
The weather is going to be like 60s to 70s this entire week. We might get some rain on Saturday, but probably not.
Got it.
What's it like in Nash?
Oh, it's snowing.
My sister sent me a picture.
So much snow.
I mean, not a whole lot of snow, but it kind of looks like it looking out my window.
Yeah.
Snow.
There's snow.
Yeah.
So, Azzy girl's happy.
Thrilled.
Like, beyond thrilled.
Yeah.
Except not in this moment because we're inside.
Yeah.
But she has a decent front yard with a doggy door, so she's fine. Yeah. Except not in this moment because I'm inside, we're inside, but she has a decent front yard with a doggy door. So she's fine.
Okay. I mean, they usually live on a farm, you know, she could, she'd roam the world.
Yeah. Too much freedom is not a good thing. You know, that's like America's slogan right now.
Like a little freedom. Great. Too much freedom. Trouble. Too much freedom. Oh no. we won't be able to handle a global pandemic with too much freedom you know
yeah i do we won't be able to handle an election with too much freedom guys
everyone's gonna freak the fuck out oh god right i'm gonna get so much hate for saying that but
whatever it's funny it is funny yeah whatever grow up start laughing at it america fucking betty white dude
so sad you know here's the thing as if 2021 couldn't bend us over and teach us a fucking
old irish prayer more than it already had then it kills kills Betty White and just kicks our dick in the dirt.
Just like that.
You know?
As if it couldn't get any worse.
2021 was like not so fast, motherfuckers.
You're right.
It was really sad.
It was sad, man.
Here's the thing though.
They were like promoting the fact
that she was about to turn 100.
You know?
I know.
And that was the KOD.
Once you start talking about something, not know. And that was the KOD. Once you start talking about
something, not going to happen. Yeah, the
KOD. Kiss of death, baby.
But I
did see some, like, some TikToker was like,
hear me now, if 2022 ends up being a
good year, then Betty White
was our sacrificial lamb. She
was our messiah. She died for our sins.
And this is why 2022 is great.
Yeah, I'm not getting my hopes
up though. You know, I'm not either, man. Like it just, it's just not getting any better. Yeah.
It's really not. I know. All right. So this is a positive start to the show. Uh, did you have a
great holiday? I did. I had a really good holiday. Wait, did we, did we podcast after Christmas or
no? No, we didn't. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. wow. I do feel like it's been a while, Wife Tears.
I did.
I had a really nice, low-key, laid-back Christmas.
Cool.
The fam all came in town for about a week, and we just spent a lot of quality time together.
It was really great.
And then the day after Christmas, we all flew to Miami.
Miley had to be there all week for rehearsals for her New Year's show.
So I went and laid by the pool for three days.
It was really great. And then I flew to Denver on New Year's show. So I went and laid by the pool for three days. It was really great.
And then I flew to Denver on New Year's Eve
and played a show there.
Super litty, great time.
Met some wife tears actually in Denver.
They came out to party, had a really good time.
And then I flew home on New Year's Day and here we are.
I do want to talk about New Year's.
Yeah.
But I also want to talk about Christmas.
And it's just a lot to get through.
But I'm going to start.
Should we start the show and then get into it?
Yeah, okay.
We can start it out.
Yeah.
Go for it.
Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with...
Wells and Brandy, first episode of 2022.
Will it be worse than 2021?
Who knows?
We shall see.
Probably.
Probably.
New Year's Eve is the end of a long run of holidays
you know and by the time i get to new year's eve your boy's over it all right oh yeah done oh i
love new year's eve don't care anymore i love throwing the past year in the trash and getting
a new one it's great for us we us, we host everything. We host Halloween.
We host Thanksgiving.
We host Christmas.
And then we host New Year's Eve.
And I'm like, you know what?
Can I fuck up someone else's house?
Is that at all possible?
Can I come over to your house and fucking drink 17,000 White Claws,
throw zero of them away,
shoot off the fucking poppers all over your kitchen,
not worry about cleaning that shit up because not my house.
Can I eat the pizza and then give all the crust to your dog?
Can I do that?
Can I fuck up your shit?
I'm so over it.
All right?
And I know this is so curmudgeon-y, but here's the thing.
I do love hosting.
I love hosting.
But New Year's Eve, like, I'm getting kicked like a dick in the dirt for holidays in a row, you know.
And by that time, I don't I don't want to do this anymore. Now, all that to be said, I had an amazing time for New Year's Eve.
You looked wasted in the photos you guys posted. So, yeah, you know, I was feeling no pain. I was going to go out in style. I was going to burn the house down.
Like, not literally, like the Talking Heads song.
But here's the thing, you know, I can't think of a worse way to start a new year than to be hung over.
Yeah.
It's supposed to be this, like, rebirth, even though it's this arbitrary date celebrating one trip around our sun.
I'm sure it's like rooted in paganism for some reason, but like has no actual astronomical significance whatsoever.
But it is like the idea of rebirth or whatever.
And like you're starting anew, but you're starting anew.
The first thing you feel as you're starting anew is diarrhea.
Ew.
Grow up. Mickey D's is diarrhea. Ew. Grow up.
Mickey D's Postmates death.
You know?
That's not how you should start anew.
You're right.
I had McDonald's on New Year's morning.
I will say this.
Say what you want about Mickey D's.
Egg McMuffin slaps.
Yeah.
Slaps.
I like the biscuit myself.
Oh, it's a biscuit's too dry and flaky.
I love a biscuit.
I love a biscuit.
You're doing this through the time?
No, no, no, no.
Not if you're like biscuit, OJ, OJ biscuit, you know?
No, that's too much.
Anyways, so I want to talk about New Year's Eve because one, there's a party like all my friends were there i saw and i was annoyed that
i wasn't there but i wouldn't in miami in miami who was there uh my buddy tanner who i played
golf with a bunch of like they were in miami or at miley's at miley's thing. They were? Yeah, and I was like, bummer. Like, I should be there more than you guys.
Like, what?
Miley knows my name backwards.
I should be there.
But it looked great.
But I will say this, one of my favorite things, and I'm sure it's been talked about ad nauseum, was the wardrobe malfunction.
Of course. malfunction, I assume, which was in like the middle of the climax, the crescendo of the show,
her kibbles and bits come out and she's able to play it off like nothing.
Dude. Okay. So I was just talking to my mom about this last night. Cause we were,
we were both just like, I was bragging on her. I was like, you know, everyone's talking about how
like she pulled it off so well, like so smooth, you know? And my mom was like, yeah, backstage, it wasn't so smooth.
And I was like, oh my God.
Like, cause I was so shocked at how quickly she was able to come back out and finish the
song.
Yeah.
And it's one of those things where like, it's live.
So it's not like you can just stop the song and start over.
Like there's only so much, right?
Like there's, you have, you're on like a strict time schedule for like a live show and so they had the band had to just keep playing yeah but my mom said like she came
backstage right and got back there and I won't name names but she asked for like there was a
a guy member of her team um wearing a like a big t-shirt and she was like give me your shirt and
he was like no he wouldn't take his shirt off and she was like give me your shirt and he was like no he wouldn't take his shirt off and
she was like give me your shirt he was like i can't because he didn't want to take his shirt
off yeah and uh she was like oh my gosh and then went to the there's like a quick change area back
there because she does so many wardrobe and she i think she just grabbed the first thing she saw
which was the red jacket and threw it on but like i mean i'm just so impressed i guess i'm not
surprised that she pulled it off so smoothly because I know her and she just she can just take everything in stride and she's just great on the spot.
But I mean, it was glorious.
I loved it.
It was impressive, I suppose.
But I guess you have to I guess that's something that you need to be ready for a contingency.
Like if there is a wardrobe malfunction, you need to be ready for something like that.
That's what my mom said. She was like, OK okay now that this has happened now from now on we're
gonna have a plan we're gonna have like an extra something like right behind the stage from now on
because yeah what a nightmare so that guy's getting fired though yeah t-shirt guy's getting
fired probably not probably not but i don't think i, I'm sure she wasn't thrilled. I'm not thrilled with them.
I told my mom, like, if I had been standing there and let's say I was in like a shirt without a bra underneath and she asked for my shirt, I would have given it to her and stood there like with my hands over my face.
For sure.
Like I would have, of course, like take it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
It's so good.
Understanding the gravity of it all.
Like you're not on TV.
You're not in the middle of
party it was a party in the usa was that it was that song it's like the song yeah it's like
i assume it's like everyone i think everybody was just so shocked right when she came because i
don't know if you see like the the back of the stage like opens up right and closes when she
comes in and out yeah and that's what happened is she like went back there and i'm sure everyone saw her come back in the middle of the song and
was like holy shit like what you know and i'm sure it was a very shocking moment but so funny
well she did a great job look like it was a lot of fun p davidson i don't know i'm sure you've
seen the meme this is what i assume beetlejuice looked like while he was alive oh i haven't seen
that meme oh my, my God.
But anyways, it seems like- Did you watch the show or no?
We kind of were bouncing around.
We'd go to like from Seacrest to Your Sister
to the dumpster fire that was Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper.
Every year, I'm amazed when I watch that,
that they have careers.
And, but then it like, it's, I'm just when I watch that, that they have careers. And, but then it like, I'm just saying like,
like they haven't been fired for,
cause I don't know if you've ever watched what happens with Anderson Cooper
and Andy Cohen,
but basically shtick is that Andy gets trashed and Anderson kind of gets
drunk, but he's kind of a lightweight.
So he's like not really getting drunk.
And then Andy just goes on rants. And every time I watch it, I'm like, how's this guy not fired?
But then I'm like, this is inspiring because if this guy can do this, I can do this. And like,
this could be my shtick down the road. Cause I could definitely get drunk on TV and just start
yelling. Like he goes off on, on, uh, mayor de Blasio. And also like, here's my thing, Andy, I love it.
But here's my thing.
So unrelatable for 99.99% of the country
who don't live in Manhattan
and have any idea who the fuck Mayor de Blasio is, you know?
That's like me being like,
the Ralphs on Coldwater is ridiculous.
I can't believe everyone be like,
I don't even know what that is, you know? Like, first of all, what's a Ralphs? Where's Coldwater? What's New can't believe everyone would be like, I don't even know what that is. You know?
Yeah.
First of all, what's a Ralph's?
Where's Coldwater?
What's the new city?
You know?
Anyway, so I'm always just like super motivated and proud that like that is.
That's a real job that someone gets to do.
And then maybe I can do it one day.
You know?
I think so.
Putting it out there in the universe.
Yeah.
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Well, you need to go back.
I think it's all on YouTube.
You need to go back and at least watch Miley perform with Brandi Carlile.
Oh, I did watch that.
How freaking good was that?
It was my favorite part of the whole show.
I love Brandi Carlile.
I know you do.
I mean, she's phenomenal. Yeah. I love Brandi Carlile. I know you do.
I mean, she's phenomenal.
Yeah.
I thought that was so cool.
I have a picture of Brandi and I, Brandi Carlile and I, from my Lightning 100 days.
And we look like siblings.
I think my caption on Facebook before Instagram was like, found out that Brandi Carlile and I are long lost siblings.
And then to see her, you know, up there on stage with Molly, I was like,
wow,
two roads diverged in the woods.
And Brandy took the one less traveled by and now is on stage at New Year's Eve with Molly Cyrus.
And I'm wasted in my house.
Yeah.
And then Denver was fun.
Denver was fun. All of New Year's eve just turned out to be so
different than any of us thought it would be just with covid escalating and yeah omicron and all
that and just like i mean you know for miley it was like that like things just totally changed
with her whole production and then when i got to denver kind of same thing like you know they
were enforcing masks and then they capped the capacity and like every, you know, every, every couple hours it was something else. And, and at
first I was a little worried. I was like, Oh no, like, are people even going to come? Like,
I wouldn't want to wear a mask all night at a party. Like, sounds hard, but you know, we got
to do what you got to do to keep the show going and all this stuff. But it turned out to be totally
fine. People did show up. It was great. And we had a blast. We really did. It was fun. This was the
first, I've played on New Year's Eve almost every year.
Obviously not last year, but almost every year for the past like four or five years.
And this is the first year that I got to do the countdown.
Oh, nice.
And it was really, really fun.
That's how we started the set was with this big countdown and everything.
And the confetti and champagne.
It was just so fun.
Was DJ Blake there?
No, Blakey was doing his own show was he yeah
because like i feel like a blake's gonna gonna enter this show a lot today because we've got
news on blake i was gonna say do we talk about the rumor yeah so apparently he's dating the chick
from too hot to handle is that what it was no love is blind love is blind it's riri is that her name rihanna or gg gg come on i was close
get with it get with it i think i know what's funny about this is i just i didn't know anything
about this until i was scrolling instagram last night and it popped up on my explorer page same
like i haven't i mean i've seen blake sort of recently but i haven't talked to him in a minute
and like this is news to me so i I was dying. Like I had no idea.
Yeah.
I was like, when I saw it, I was like, nah, it can't be.
Cause I, I saw Blake at the wedding.
That wasn't too long ago.
Right.
And so I was like, he hasn't mentioned this to me.
Not that like we talk a lot, but,
and then the internet sleuthers of like showing the house compared to like
where she is and he is and like the house and i was like
yep that's his house like 100 oh yeah you're like without a doubt yeah you guys didn't even try to
like change things up or anything you know not at all also i didn't even really recognize her
with her dark hair i think she looks great yeah love the dark hair on her. Yeah. Anyways. All right. Well, yeah. Excited to see what happens there.
She's gorge.
Yeah.
And then the segue is, is that Blake dated one of the chicks on Clayton's new season,
which aired on Monday night.
I just saw that too.
Dean dated the Gabby girl.
Okay.
I didn't know any of this until after I watched the episode.
Yeah.
And the whole episode that I was like, oh, this Gabby girl is so annoying.
Like I think she was my least favorite girl of the night.
And then I saw that and I was like, what?
I know.
I'm playing golf with Dean on Thursday.
I'm going to get the scoop, man.
I'm going to get everything.
You gotta.
Gotta.
He's told me about her before, like in passing.
Last time we were talking about The Bachelor, he was like, yeah, I think a chick that I used to date is going to go on the show.
Yeah, whatever.
It didn't care, you know?
Like, yeah, okay, cool.
And then now I'm watching him like, oh, this is, I need more information.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So do you want to talk, Batch?
Yeah, why not?
Let's get her out of the way.
Yeah, let's just do it, right?
Yes. Let me just start by
saying start by saying if somebody doesn't tell jesse's name jesse palmer yeah to stop talking
with his hands i don't know if i can continue to watch that all season long it's so funny because
i have the same problem um and it was like the last time Sarah and I did, we did that like Petco variety show.
And she was like, wow, you talk with your hands a lot. And I'm like, yeah. So what it is,
I don't know if this is how Jesse got it, but I know how I got it. When you're on the radio,
you're taught to talk with your hands a lot because it makes you more expressive.
I can see that.
And so it helps with like trying to get the point across.
It's a byproduct of my old profession
that I can't now help myself moving my hands a lot.
And so like, even in Paradise and stuff,
they'd be like, put your hands down.
Or like when I was doing Best in Doe,
they were like, you talk with your hands a lot.
I'm like, motherfuckers, this is how it is.
So we were watching Jesse last night,
which by the way, I think he did a great job.
But while we were watching it, Sarah was like you and fucking jesse did the same thing seriously and i was like
yeah so hearing you be like i can't handle it i can't handle it because i didn't get the job i
guess uh i will say this and this is my last thing i say about jesse because he's a super nice guy
and i know there was a lot of support for in bachelor nation for me to get that job and not Jesse. And that's ridiculous because he's very qualified and a super
nice guy. And he was actually the bachelor. Here's my thing on why Jesse is going to be good at that
job. They've gone back to the original formula of what made that show very, very popular. He's on it
very little, just like Chris was on it very little. We just
need you for like three things and that's it. And not to say that like Caitlin and Tayshia didn't do
an amazing job and they did it differently. The problem was, is the focus was on them a lot.
And that in turn takes the focus away from what you want, which is the crazy contestants and the
schticks that they're doing. You know what I'm saying?
I think he was in the show like the right amount.
And I think he did a good job.
I could see that.
Speaking of Caitlyn, I feel like we,
I don't know if we really talked about After the Final Rose.
Have we talked about that?
No.
Maybe we have.
Caitlyn did amazing.
He did a good job.
Like even like Miley watched it.
We watched it.
It was Christmas, I guess. And Miley was like, wow, Caitlyn did such a good job. Like even like Miley watched it. We watched it that it was Christmas, I guess. And Miley was like, wow, Caitlin did such a good job, you know, like for
her to have never done something like that. Like, I mean, I thought she was phenomenal.
Yeah, she did a good job. I did like at the end when she was like, and good job, Caitlin.
It was kind of confusing because the camera wasn't on her when she says that you're like,
It's kind of confusing because the camera wasn't on her when she says that.
And you're like, wait a second.
What?
I Instagram storied about it.
Please tell me that this was originally a Tayshia line from Prompto that they forgot to take out.
And then you Ron Burgundy'd this thing.
And she was like, no, I just wanted to give myself some props.
And I was like, fucking A, good for you.
I like that.
Loved it.
But I thought she killed it.
Okay.
Off the bat, do we like Clayton? He's he's fine yeah he looks too much like jesse palmer and i think i don't like that they look like twins
standing there it's ridiculous yeah if clayton gets sick does jesse like is he like his understudy
for dates or something you know yeah or like get over get like two shots like get like over the shoulder shoulder shots just
like when we can't get clayton in there like bring in jesse for the oldest over the shoulder
shot you'd never know it wasn't him there you'd never know everyone's in the same boat even even
me it's like who is this how you make this guy the bachelor no one knows who he is kind of a thing
right they did a smart thing they immediately brought mom in and mom you're like oh my god
mom's the sweetest thing in the world.
All right, I'm in.
I'm on board, you know?
Mm-hmm.
That was great.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think he's fine.
I mean, you know, with The Bachelor, it's just more about the girls, the contestants, you know, which is what makes The Bachelor so great.
Absolutely.
The lead is not really the lead.
The lead is supporting actor.
Mm-hmm.
Then speaking of the girls, let's go through it.
I mean, I feel like we've gone back to the golden era of The Bachelor where like it's a lot of hot mess expresses and I'm here for it.
Oh, yeah.
You love the hot mess express.
Gotta.
You know?
Yeah.
Lawyers and doctors.
No.
You.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
All right. Yeah. Yeah. I need no thank you. No thank you. Alright? Yeah.
I need more personal trainers.
Oh yeah. I need flight instructors who are
also. I love her. But hold
on, hold on. Did anyone catch that she was
like, I'm a flight instructor and a flight
student. Wait, hold on. Wait, are you
are you
teaching people and also learning
how to fly planes at the same time?
Because that seems dangerous, Rachel.
Don't know if I like that.
Yeah, how can you be a flight instructor and not a pilot?
That seems off.
Yeah, that's like being in med school and also being a fucking doctor.
Wait, no, hold on.
Can you do surgery or are you learning how to do surgery?
I'm confused.
Yeah, but I do like her.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Ivana, the bar mitzvah dancer, which by the way, didn't know that was a thing.
But now that I know that's a thing, love that that's a thing.
That she wouldn't talk to him and then she doesn't get to talk the entire episode.
Like what did she think was going to happen?
Who's such a bold move, Ivana.
Terrible play.
Love it, though.
Right off the bat, here's my main complaint about the show,
is that the super tees at the end, they show the last three.
Like, why are we doing that?
They do, but part of me wonders if they're cutting it weird
so that we think we're seeing the last three,
and it's not the last.
I don't know.
Yeah.
It seems like something they wouldn't do
is like spoil it.
It's weird.
Wait, my other favorite person is Elizabeth,
the real estate advisor.
I don't remember her.
They did a whole package about her
and she was like at her desk being like,
this house is going to be great for you.
Oh, not the girl from Oppenheim, whatever.
I don't know. Or yeah, whatever. I don't know.
Or yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
Right.
Anyways, there's a real estate person there that's blonde.
By the way, a lot of them are blonde.
Yeah.
That I was like, are you auditioning for Selling Sunset or are you trying to get engaged?
Okay, but one of the girls is on Selling Sunset.
She's not on Selling Sunset, but she works for that company.
Oh.
So it's not the same one, is it?
I don't know.
Oh, the spray tanner girl is nuts.
That's the one that gets sent home, I think.
Yes, Claire.
Let's talk about Claire.
Fucking crazy.
You're not going to like what I'm about to say, but I wrote it in my notes.
Oh, no.
I wrote it in my notes.
Claire gives me big olivia vibes i could kind of see that yeah and like it's it's no it's no knock on olivia because i feel like olivia has had like a lot of like emotional growth over the
years and also kind of probably got a bad edit if that's the thing? But she's the same as Olivia is.
I don't know if you remember,
but Olivia would just like spiral out of control,
you know, or like it started one thing
that all of a sudden it was like this huge other thing.
And you're like, wait, what just happened?
The difference is Olivia was never mean
or rude about Ben or to Ben.
Whereas this girl is saying, I hate him.
What do you think's gonna happen if you're going around telling everyone on camera that
you hate the guy that's The Bachelor?
Yeah.
I mean, you're projecting a little bit.
Well, yeah, but it's crazy.
I know.
I feel bad for people like that because I wanted her to stick around.
I want more of her, you know?
Like, I want a lot more snowballs of just debauchery.
But you know what I didn't like about the Claire thing?
Is that it didn't show her exit.
I want to see her crying in the car.
Yeah, they didn't, huh?
You know, I want to see her crying in the car.
I want to see him be like, you know, kick rocks, lady.
Let me walk you out.
But that's not what happens.
They just walk across all the girls and then that's it.
Yeah.
Okay, Kate is the girl that works for, I don't know if it's Oppenheim or Oppenheim or
whatever group. It's real estate in LA. That's the Selling Sunset company.
Oh, it is?
Yeah.
All right. Well, Kate or Elizabeth, they're both auditioning for Selling Sunset. Let's just be
fair. Okay.
I see Elizabeth.
Yeah. She's a real estate advisor.
Okay. Yeah. She's the Colorado real estate chick.
We got to talk about Sally.
Oh, Sally. I thought you were going to say Virgin Teddy. We got to talk about that too. We'll get to Virgin Teddy in a second. But we got gotta talk about sally oh sally i thought you were gonna say virgin teddy we gotta
talk about that too we'll get this virgin teddy in a second but we gotta talk about freaking sally
who by the way her lower third her chiron is previously engaged which is hilarious it's
horrible it's hilarious and god bless the editors for doing that.
I love that.
My question is, what's the point of this?
I don't understand.
Why are we spending so much time
on someone who doesn't want to be there?
To that I answer, you know Sally's coming back.
Oh, I didn't even think about that.
You know?
I could see it.
I was kind of thinking they just wanted something to happen
that they could say,
never before happened on the show.
Maybe so.
You know, like, they love to say that shit.
Well, and also the line of the first rose I have offered someone she didn't accept.
I feel like Sally's got to come back.
I like Sally.
I like her too.
I also need to know more information about the end of the engagement.
Yeah.
I feel like there was chatter on the internet that it was the optics were that she broke up the engagement to go on the show.
Got it.
Not sure if that's true or not, but that's like kind of what I feel like the vibe was on the internet.
And if so, I need Sally back on that show immediately.
I think there's a good chance she could come back.
Yeah.
Wait, how about the chick that brought two shots of like whiskey they had which one was she i don't know it doesn't matter but they had two shots of like i think it was like jack daniels and fireball
like the little airplane bottles and they cheers and all the girls started freaking out they're
like oh they're really bringing out the big guns they're bringing shots i'm like the big guns with airplane bottles? What are you talking about?
Yeah, it wasn't that cool.
No.
There's a 33-year-old who's saying that she's a cougar?
Oh, yeah.
I'm offended by that.
I'm offended by that.
That's not a cougar.
You got to be in your mid-40s to be a cougar.
And even then, you're a young cougar.s to be a cougar and even then even then you're on the low you're a
young cougar you're a kitten cougar i think it's the girl that also her occupation is social media
director oh god well i think it's the same girl she's 33 there's quite a few girls that are 32
yeah well how old is he i don't know he a baby. He does. Clayton is just making out with everybody.
I know.
If I look back now, like if this ever happened to me, like I had ways that I thought I'd want to do this show.
It never occurred to me to be like, you know how much I do?
I'm trying to make out with everybody.
Like, why not?
You know?
Let's see if I can make out with everybody.
Let's see if we can get like Omicron to everyone.
Oh my God.
Like if you didn't get made out with on night one,
you didn't get a rose.
It seemed like.
I know.
Was there anyone that he made out with that didn't get a rose?
Like,
I would love to know that.
Not sure.
Not sure.
And then also,
why is the old lady there?
Like an old lady comes and is like,
what?
I'm assuming that was a plug for their like elder bachelor show.
I know.
What?
But I don't think they started filming that.
It was just,
I felt bad for Clayton.
He was just like,
what do I do here?
You know?
Me too.
No,
I hated that.
Yeah.
Very confusing.
Uh-huh.
What do we think about Teddy?
I love her.
Like first impressions,
love her so much.
Yeah.
But she's not in any of the teasers for the rest of the season.
So she either gets cut or like real quick or which I would assume since she's a virgin that she's probably going to get cut real soon.
I do like that.
She was like, I'm not going to get some of the night one.
And then she was the first person to make out with him.
I know.
Get it, girl.
I know.
Or maybe they're just going to like surprise us and she will be in the end.
I don't know.
I think that she will go kind of far.
First impression roses get far just, I feel like, no matter what.
I really do like her.
I'm going to say this right off the bat.
If Susie doesn't win, Susie will be the next Bachelorette.
You think?
Yep.
She is like a cross between Hannah Brown
and Debbie Ryan.
She looks like wholesome Miss America.
I'm telling you.
That's where my money's at.
I mean, I like her.
I think she's really cute.
Very cute.
Great hair.
Great hair.
Is that all your real hair?
It can't be.
I also like Genevieve.
Unfortunately, she's not blonde,
so I'm not sure
if she can go very far.
Oh, I liked her too. I feel like there
hasn't been a blonde
bachelorette in a hot minute. I feel like we're
due for a blonde bachelorette. Yeah, I
agree with you, but I do feel like
Hannah was ombre?
No, brunette. Yeah.
Alright, so I gave you my thoughts on who I thought
was going to win. Oh my gosh, it's way too soon
to know who's going to win. That's what's fun. We gotta, that's, I want, you gotta have... I'll tell you who my faves who I thought was going to win. Oh my gosh. It's way too soon to know who's going to win.
That's what's fun.
We got to, that's, I want, you got to have.
I'll tell you who my faves are.
I do love Susie.
Okay.
I love the wannabe pilot, whatever she is.
Okay.
Do love Teddy.
I just don't think she's sticking around.
Okay.
And I really like Eliza.
I like the German girl.
Yeah.
I like her.
Eliza's hot.
Yep.
I actually kind of like Daria too.
I mean, I just like Daria because of the show Daria.
And I just hope that she has that type of personality. I like that she's a law student.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are those yours?
I'm going with Susie, Genevieve, Eliza, and then my dark horse, Sally's coming back.
Sally's coming back.
I kind of like this Hunter girl too.
And I'm not sure if it's just because I really like the name hunter or what but she's cute all right is that enough batch talk yeah
yeah but we're in for a good one i feel like i think so i'm excited me too i don't know who
the villain is yet but i'm excited to see i just love the bachelor so much more than the bachelorette
no offense but um i just do so i'm excited yeah. You know? Yeah. You have some other fave things, bro?
Bro.
Bro.
Okay.
For some reason during Christmas,
fam bam, we all went down a documentary trail.
Cool.
Have you seen the Brittany Murphy doc?
No, but a lot of people have been telling me about it.
Oh my gosh.
Must watch.
It is so sad and so freaking crazy. Like you have to watch it. All right. So why do I have to watch it is so sad and so freaking crazy like you have to watch it all right so why do i have to watch it i loved britney murphy right like when i was in middle school like she was in
all my favorite movies and you all like you always kind of knew that she was kind of quirky and i
feel like a lot of especially comedian actresses like are a little off right and that's what like
makes them such great comedians like you always kind of knew that about her but watching this it's like holy shit like
she was really off you know and just like really did not make some great choices and i feel like
so much that had to do with the way hollywood treated young women then, right? Like, I mean, people just like being brutal
about saying things like some agent tells her like, you'll never be a leading lady because
you're too fat and don't have good hair. Like just crazy shit that they would say to this young girl.
And her mom seems like a complete whack job, which is so sad to me. And I really do feel
like that's something that has set Miley apart
in all of this at doing like entertainment from such a young age is like having my mom,
who's not a whack job in her corner and like by her side, every step of the way game changer,
because there's so many young girls in Hollywood whose moms are whack jobs. And that just affects
them so much. You know, um, I had had no idea i think i was just too young to
like really realize like what was going on with her and the guy she marries whack job sociopath
complete freak like you just gotta watch it it's just mind-blowing it's called what happened to
bernie murphy this two-part documentary series presents an in-depth intimate portrait exploring
the vibrant life career career, and mysterious circumstances
surrounding the tragic death of 90s actress Brittany Murphy, now streaming.
All right, I want to watch that.
It's really good.
I remember when she died.
I remember like, no, everyone really was like, no one really knew how she died, you know?
And they kind of go into it.
It's like the autopsy said she had pneumonia.
Yeah. she died you know and they kind of go into it it's like the autopsy said she had pneumonia yeah but the whole scandal of that is like a girl a 30 year old girl with pneumonia shouldn't be dead
you know what i mean so it's like what are the underlying things here and then i also don't know
if i was just too young to really also realize like that her husband died not long after her
of the exact same thing in the exact same bathroom whoa and again like the autopsy says pneumonia but
it's like there's no fucking way that these two people died you know in this span apart from each
other in the same bathroom from the same thing like it's just so crazy yeah gotta watch oh man
also okay i know we've talked like brought it up before but i hadn't seen it yet have you watched
the way down workshop documentary? No.
What's that about?
It's on HBO.
It's called The Way Down.
And it's about the quote unquote church in Brentwood, Tennessee.
Yeah.
We've talked about this a lot.
It was the girl with the big hair.
Dude, talk about a whack job.
Yeah, I know.
Oh my gosh.
Like it's, it's just so great.
I guess it hits harder for me because I grew up passing this quote unquote church every
single day. And I think I've said before, like I worked at a restaurant here called Jay Alexander's
and they used to come in and eat every single, whatever it was Thursday for lunch, you know,
and they would sit at the same table and it was this group of like six of them. And so now watching
the doc, you realize it's Gwen and her kids who like, you know, I guess by the time I worked at J's, like they were adults and then their significant others or whatever.
And they all look like whack jobs.
They all crazy.
And they would all order this like iceberg wedge lettuce with no dressing.
Like it was the craziest thing ever.
And we all just like, you know, I thought they were such a spectacle.
And so to watch this documentary and see like what was going on at that church.
And it's just cults are so
mind blowing to me because I'm like, how do people believe this? Like, it's so sad to me that people
can get sucked into something like this. You know what I mean? It's like, you want to believe in
something so badly that you'll believe this crazy shit. Like it's just wild. Yeah. And then talk
about scandal. They happened to die out in a plane crash in Percy priest. Okay. You've seen
Percy priest. It's you've seen Percy Priest.
It's this big.
It's the size of a freaking nickel.
What are the odds that you crash into that lake?
It's like you have to aim for that lake if you're going to land there.
You know what I mean?
Oh, okay.
It's fishy.
It's fishy.
Well, they're swimming with the fishes now.
Well, they probably pulled them out of there, I suppose.
Her whole church started on this like way down workshop thing that's a diet is what it is. Like her whole thing was based on losing
weight. You know what I mean? And so all these people like came to this church and did what she
said and lost weight. I mean, there's people that come on here and say like, I lost a hundred pounds
doing her weight on workshop. Like, okay, I'm sorry. That's not a religion. That's called a
diet. And like, yeah, she's great with that. Like, kills it. Like, whatever her diet is is working
because people are getting skinny.
Great.
But don't call it a religion.
Don't drag God into it.
Like, it just blows my mind.
Yeah.
Weigh Down Workshop sounds like a workshop
to learn how to give, like, good blowjobs.
You know?
Does it?
It does.
It does.
Oh, my God.
I watch most of Harry Potter 20th anniversary return to Hogwarts thing, which is also-
Of course you did.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, my fiance did and I was in the room.
Yeah.
There's a couple takeaways that I've got from it.
One is that Daniel Radcliffe so badly wanted to slam Helena Bonham Carter, which I'm here for because I think that she's married to Tim Burton.
But anyway.
Oh, yeah.
So he wrote, she had him sign something, you know, at the end of the movie or whatnot.
And he wrote like, if only I was 10 years older, then we could have been together or something like that.
Which is like, all right, Daniel Radcliffe,
all right, Harry Potter, the boy who lived.
Love that you were trying to go after like,
arguably one of the worst people in the movie,
but like obviously the best one, one of the best actors.
That was great.
But the other thing that I really took away from it
that like I kind of need now is that we kind of found out,
we didn't kind of find out,
we found out that Emma Watson, Hermione,
had a huge crush on tom felton
draco when they were kids but draco or tom was a couple years older so he always felt like an
older brother thing and i think that emma's dating somebody but let's be fair that's gonna fizzle out
because now the world knows that emma and tom need to be together and I am shipping it all the way to Hogwarts and back.
All right. Oh, we're bringing ship into 2022. Yeah. We're bringing ship. Okay. Into 2022. I
need, I need them. I need them to be together. All right. And also Tom, I know that you were a
couple of years older back then, but like, what were you thinking? What like, you know, what,
what, what, what were you thinking now? You know what were you thinking now you know or like in your
like your early 20s
because Emma Watson's a babe
you know
she is
and not
not for nothing Tom
but like you haven't aged
that gracefully
in comparison to Emma Watson
so like get up
hop on the good foot buddy
take down Hermione
and also
what a beautiful story
that would be
Draco and Hermione
come on here for it.
The other thing was,
they completely cut J.K. Rowling out of this thing.
She was in it like five times,
but every time that she was on it,
it said previously recorded in 2019 to be like,
she said this before she said terrible things
about transgender people,
so we got to keep her in it, I guess,
because she wrote the fucking books.
I thought that was hilarious.
It was okay.
If you're a big Harry Potter fan, great stuff.
If not, whatever. You don't need it. It was okay. If you're a big Harry Potter fan, great stuff.
If not, whatever.
You don't need it.
Got it.
Did you watch Don't Look Up?
I watched Don't Look Up.
I loved it.
It is phenomenal.
And there are so many people that don't,
I feel like don't understand
what it's about.
Okay.
What do you mean?
What do they think it's about?
I think a lot of people
think it's like
why Hollywood is entitled and shitty and what like that like social media is the downfall of society.
And I could be wrong, but I feel like it's very obviously about climate change.
Obviously.
Right. And then also like political division in the country.
Obviously.
Yeah.
Like Leo's in it.
Like, of course it's about climate change.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
I feel like the message was lost on a lot of people.
Like just going through TikTok and stuff,
I felt like people were talking about it
as if it was a different movie than I watched.
And I was like, oh no, this is all,
this is climate change, right?
And I thought it was very political.
I thought Leonardo DiCaprio acted circles around everyone and
that was a stiff cast
to act circles around.
I know, but he's Leo. Of course he did.
I don't know. But you're right. I mean, Meryl
was great too. I really liked her in it.
She was great. Everyone
was good. Leo was the show.
Also, Jonah Hill is just so
damn funny. Yeah.
So funny. What I heard about Jonah was that he didn damn funny. Yeah. So funny.
What I heard about Jonah was that he didn't have a whole lot of lines.
They were just like, just say stuff.
And that's a lot of the stuff that's in there.
I love that so much.
And I don't know.
So I watched it on the plane.
Yeah.
And I don't know why, but I was like, I feel like I need to watch through the credits.
You know?
Yeah, yeah. And there's like two extra through the credits, you know? Yeah, yeah.
And there's like two extra scenes.
Did you know that?
Yeah, yeah.
So if you watch all the way to the end, past the credits,
Jonah's got a scene at the very end that is funny as hell.
Yeah.
He does a selfie video.
What's up, fam?
Oh, it's so funny.
Everyone should go watch that movie.
It was really, really well done,
and also hilarious, and also really sad.
I feel like.
I also thought that Tim Chalamet was really good.
He was really good in it.
He was really good, yeah.
I didn't know where his character was going, but I appreciated it.
And yeah.
Okay, I'll go into some things here.
Okay.
We started Yellowstone.
Finally.
Okay. I'll go into some things here. Okay. We started Yellowstone. Finally. Okay.
Good Lord.
And I have a couple complaints just from the first season.
Okay.
Yellowstone, Kevin Costner, the people at Paramount Plus.
I don't even know where the fuck this is, where I watch it.
Paramount.
Paramount.
Why are you constantly showing us animals getting hurt?
I don't need it.
I don't need that part of the show.
That stops happening. Okay, good. Someone gave them that note being like, hey, I don't need to
see a fucking coyote get run over for no fucking reason right now. Like, I'm not sure how that's
driving storyline. I don't need to see like a meth explosion of a double wide trailer and then a dog
dragging his back legs. Like, I don't need that. That was very
off-putting. And I was like, I can see why I originally watched the first episode and saw
those horses died and was like, don't need this in my life. This makes me feel terrible.
But we pushed through. Okay, good. We persevered. Okay. It's a good show. It is a very, very good show. It's a great show. Here's my confusion with you.
It is Succession just in the countryside.
And you not liking Succession makes me very confused
because I'm watching Yellowstone being like,
not only is this kind of like Succession,
it is a one-to-one representation of Succession.
My mom says that too.
Here's the difference though.
There's no action in succession.
There's no one's dying really.
No one dies, I don't think.
No, there's no death.
There's no action.
I don't know.
It's just different.
Like it's succession is just so boring to me.
It's well, the difference is,
is that one is a comedy slash drama
and then one's a drama.
Also, there's no hotties
in Succession.
There's hotties everywhere
you fucking look
in Yellowstone.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Who's the hottest?
You get a hottie.
You get a hottie.
You get a hottie.
You get a hottie.
Everyone gets a hottie.
Yeah.
The sister's pretty hot.
Everyone's hot.
She gets naked a bunch.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's a good show.
I was like,
not only is this kind of like Succession,
it is like, it's the same character.
It's like the same amount of siblings even, you know?
And like all the siblings are the same, you know?
Which brings me to my second point.
Have you started watching 1883?
No.
Do you know about 1883?
I do not.
Wow.
I can't believe I'm on the front end of this for you.
Wow. I can't believe I'm on the front end of this for you. Wow.
So 1883 is the prequel to Yellowstone.
Oh.
And it follows the Dutton family on a journey west through the Great Plains
towards the last bastion of uncolonized America.
Is this a new show or an old show?
It's a new show on Paramount+.
Oh.
And so it's Sam Elliott, who's like a famous, he's in The Big Lebowski and Tombstone.
So he's the main character.
Tim and Faith are in this?
And Tim McGraw plays what we assume is Kevin Costner's great-great-grandpa. And I will say this. Tim McGraw, first of all,
was handed over
one of the greatest scripts
anyone's ever been given.
His character is so
fucking badass.
And you know what, Tim?
You're a great actor.
And I'm proud of you.
You're really, really good.
I actually think you're a better actor
than you are a singer.
Sorry.
Facts.
Wow. Faith, take it or leave it. She's not quite as good of an actress as Tim. really, really good. I actually think you're a better actor than you are a singer. Sorry. Facts.
Wow. Faith, take it or leave it. She's not quite as good of an actress as Tim, but Tim holds his own up against Sam Elliott, who is like a phenomenal actor. And so here is my maybe
controversial point. Maybe not. 1883 is a better show than Yellowstone. Wow. Love it. I mean,
it's much more of a Western
than Yellowstone is.
Yellowstone's like a modern day Western,
whereas this is like a Western.
Like they are in a wagon train
and going across the fucking Native American lands
and having to deal with,
it's Oregon Trail, basically.
Right.
But it's really, really good.
And you should watch 1883.
And also it makes sense why I still like
why Kevin Costner is kind of a badass because his great grandpa or grandpa or whatever it is,, really good. And you should watch 1883. And also it makes sense why Kevin Costner is kind of a badass
because his great grandpa or grandpa or whatever it is, is a badass.
Love that.
I can't wait to watch that.
Yeah.
It's perfect timing actually that they put this out
because Yellowstone's finale aired last night.
I haven't yet to watch it, but.
We just finished the first season of Yellowstone.
So how many seasons are there?
There's three.
Okay.
Well, we'll catch up pretty quickly.
Emily inis season two
so good just the it's the best worst show i've ever seen it's just so great miley and i cruised
through it we watched it in like a day it was i love it so much i love lily collins have you
watched it at all no but sarah's big into it i would love to know if sarah is i want to know
which guy she likes she's in a bit of a love triangle.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
I'm not going to watch that show,
but maybe,
but maybe I'll bring Sarah in one episode just to like,
yeah,
just to like get her thoughts on it.
Just touch on it.
It's just so good.
I finally finished.
It's a book I literally started forever ago.
I don't, I guess I just like,
I don't know why I haven't been reading books, but because I laid on the beach for three days,
I cruised through it. It's called We Were Never Here. And it's by Andrea Bartz who,
she also wrote The Herd and something else that I read. Oh, The Lost Knight is another one of
hers that I read. So I've read all her stuff. And this is her newest book. And it's really good. Like I feel like somebody needs to turn this into probably a
Netflix film. I wouldn't do a series, but I think it could be a great movie. So without giving
anything away, I'll kind of tell you guys the premise. So it's about these two best friends,
these two girls that are from like Minnesota or something. And their whole shtick is that they
travel together. So the book opens with them in Cambodia
and they're on this like girls trip.
And one of the girls goes back to their hotel room with a guy
and he tries to rape her.
And the other girl walks in on it and kills him,
you know, but just trying to get him off or whatever,
like accidentally kills him or whatever,
but they're defending themselves.
And because they're in Cambodia, they're like,
holy shit, like we can't go to to jail like we have to just ditch the body
and get the fuck out right that's how the book opens so you're like holy shit like where could
this go from here long story short the girls even though their best friends grew up together one
lives in minnesota one lives in australia so they both like go back home to where they live
and then and like fast forward like a year later they're on like another trip in south america
and i don't want to ruin anything for you guys, but basically it's about their travels.
And it does take like quite the turn.
And I'd say like a third of the way into the book, it gets really, really good.
So if you started out and you're like, where can this possibly go?
Stick with it.
Really, really good.
Loved it.
You know, I love like a female power story.
I actually thought it was the best book of hers I've read.
Nice.
Yeah.
I've got a book that I'm almost done with.
I've got like maybe quarter of it left.
I'm absolutely enthralled with it,
but I don't want to talk about it until next week.
I want to be done with it before I bring it up.
So next week I'm going to tell you all about a book
called An Absolutely Remarkable Thing
that is so good.
That's the name of the book, by the way.
An Absolutely Remarkable Thing.
Do you know who Holly Humberstone is?
I don't think so.
I didn't either.
We were playing golf the other day, and my brother started playing this song from Holly Humberstone.
And I was like, who is this?
For real.
This is amazing.
So this is a song called Falling Asleep at the Wheel that, like, I was all.
We're going to get sued or what?
I mean.
Maybe. Who knows? there's a chance yeah
just for a second you're talking but I am just pretending you have my attention I'm falling
falling asleep at the wheel I made you think it was real If you think we're strong enough
Come on and wake me up
You never looked this tense before we met
Back up, back when we were so innocent
All this emotion that we're buried in
Tied up, tied up on this adrenaline
How am I supposed to be? Buried in, tied up, fried up on this adrenaline.
How am I supposed to be? You're a flame.
That's Holly Humberstone, Falling Asleep at the Wheel.
Do you like that?
That's a very Wells Adams song.
I don't know if that-
But yes, I did like it.
Yeah, I thought that you would like that because she's kind of singing in cursive, which I know you like.
Oh yeah, I did like it. Yeah, I thought that you would like that because she's kind of singing in cursive, which I know you like. Oh, yeah.
I love that.
Yeah.
I have one TikTok song.
Oh.
This guy doesn't have this on Spotify yet.
And I even commented on the video.
I was like, you need to get this on Spotify, like immediately.
His name is Joe P.
So J-O-E and then P.
His name is Joe P. So J-O-E and then P.
I don't know if this is the name of the song, but his caption under the song was,
Little Guitar vs. Giant Coat. Dancing all alone on her tippy toes New Year's Eve She feels exactly like the weather in December in New Jersey
But she said this year I think I'm gonna be
A ghost on Halloween
Cold so I can breathe All right.
I mean, am I right?
Like that needs to be released immediately.
For sure.
So good.
Very Wells.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Very Wells means a good taste.
All right.
Is that all we got?
I guess so.
We went through a lot.
I feel like that was. We did. I feel like that was a lot, you know? Yeah. All right. Is that all we got? I guess so. We went through a lot. I feel like that was.
We did.
I feel like that was a lot, you know?
Yeah.
All right.
I saw a couple of messages from YFT years being like, where the fuck are you this week?
Like, what's going on?
I need some stuff to listen to.
So I thought we told everyone, hey, we're taking off for the holiday.
We did mention it.
Yeah.
So.
Yeah.
So sorry.
Back off, guys. Break two. holiday we did mention it yeah so yeah so sorry back off guys break too but i'm happy to be back
because you know idle hands the devil's playground you know i don't do well i don't do well when i've
got nothing to do i really don't i know i do not do well i am a man of structure and balance
and if i've got nothing to do, oh, your boy's going crazy.
Cleaning shit I don't need to clean, you know?
Yeah.
Working out more than I should.
Huh.
Is that a thing?
Cooking food that, why are you making so much food?
You got so much in the refrigerator from all the holidays.
The 17 holidays we just did.
Fair.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, glad to be back.
Me too. Hey, by the way, everyone, go comment, rate and review the show because that does help
like push us up in the rankings and stuff and get more people listening and stuff.
We're going to bring back Fuck You Very Much.
So here's the thing.
In 2022, this is one of my resolutions.
We didn't talk resolutions, by the way.
My resolutions is to bring back a few things from the show that we haven't done in a while one is fuck you very much which
is a great segment where we read people's comments from the like the reviews on the apple store or
whatever so please go make comments there and then i will read them on the show and give you
shout outs but give us five stars no matter what you say. The other thing we need to bring back is Erotic Grandpa.
Oh, do we?
Erotic Grandpa was great.
You know?
If we must, if we must.
I feel like it's a segment that like was a popular thing that like we just stopped doing.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Love y'all.
Love you guys.
Happy 2022, you know?
Happy 2022.
We're here, man.
We did it.
I know.
All right.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye. She said, this year I think I'm gonna be a ghost on Halloween.
Cold so I can breathe.
Bring all my candy home to you.
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