Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - I'm not mad at you, I’m mad at the situation

Episode Date: December 9, 2020

Today on YFT we hear all about Wells’ love of toast and Brandi’s recent “work trip” where she got to be a supermodel in Antigua with RyRy. Wells shares that Noah is his new favorite Cyrus, and we get a Bachelorette recap as well as a *spoiler alert* discussion on The Undoing finale. We learn that there are two types of people in the world when it comes to rainfall shower heads and your hosts have very opposing views. Also, you’re gonna want to stick around for Wells’ Bonnaroo piss story which didn’t end well for the security guard. Plus, Brandi got a flocked Christmas tree that she’s really excited about but that Wells thinks is trailer trash (suh-sad) and we read a brand-new f**k you very much!! P.S. Brandi tried to secure the BigPanoGuy IG handle but it’s taken, so sorry YFTers. Until next week! Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: ALL THINGS VANDERPUMP – Listen to All Things Vanderpump wherever you listen to podcasts! THIRD LOVE – Go to www.thirdlove.com/yft for 10% off your first purchase. QUIP – Go to www.getquip.com/yft to get your first refill free. BOOZY BITES – Go to www.boozybites.com and enter code "favorite" to get 15% off your order. BLENDJET – Go to www.blendjet.com/yft to save an extra 12% on top of their already discounted price.

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You don't need all the fancy shit. You just need toast. It's toast the town. All right, let's call Brandy. See if she's there. Bing, bong, boom, bing, ding, longa, dong, dong, ding. Hello. What up?

Hello. I was just, before I called you, just getting ready for the show, and and i was just talking to the peeps the yfts out there about how bomb toast is and it just doesn't get the recognition it deserves toast like good toast so you're talking i'm not talking like what i'm not no no no no no see that's where the regular american makes the mistake, okay? And this is where France has its beat with their just-in-case bread. Because I'm talking like a loaf of sourdough that you have to like cut yourself with a bread knife. And when you throw that mug in the toaster oven, you get a nice char on it.

I got this one little dish, bro. My dad got it from somewhere. It's like this little dish that's got serrated edges on it, like on the bottom. And you take garlic and you rub it on the bottom so the garlic kind of flakes off. And then you throw in some olive oil, maybe a little bit of salt and pepper, some oregano. I don't know. Maybe even a little balsamic if you're feeling a little frisky. And then you get that toast out of the oven. And then you just break it off and you dip that

in there, let it soak it all up. You don't need fanciness. You need toast. Very interesting. You feel me or no? I mean, I like a good old slice, throw it in the toaster, add a little earth balance butter, a little strawberry jam and call it a day.

But I gotta tell ya, I feel like for about a year now I've been on this favorite bread have you had the dave's killer bread no what you're missing out olivia creedy turned me on to this actually i was staying with her in austin and they had like hordes of it in the freezer i don't know is it like hard to get in austin or what um but i don't know what the shtick is. But I'm pretty sure it's organic bread and they have all these different flavors, but they're different

seeds and grains. It's so bomb. My favorite one is the green one. I think it's 21 grains or something. We're big fans in this house. 21? That seems like too many grains. I think grains are good for you, though. Are they?

I don't know. I don't know either, but Dave's bread? I think it's called Dave's Killer Bread. I'm going to Google. Are we sponsored by Dave's Killer fucking gluten right now? What's going on here? That's my favorite bread. They should be paying us for this.

You're right. Yeah. Stop talking about Dave and his killer bread. I'm just talking straight up sourdough from the baker. Definitely not good for you. Nothing's good for you. We're all fucked. So you might as well get that bread.

You're right. Might as well get that Panera bread money. What? Oh my God. I hope they paid you a fortune for that because that was by far the best ad I've ever seen. Did you see the commercial that we made for it yeah that was fine yeah or no well the unicorn's in the commercial yeah and on your instagram though it was just everything yeah i feel like people were just confused about like what the fuck was going on it's just like are you jerking off a unicorn?

Yeah, that's right. All right. It's 2020. That's insane. That poor pony. What's on its feet? Tennis shoes. That fucking thing had tennis shoes on.

That is so sad. Was it though? But it's cute. I mean, that pony was just chilling. The pony's cute. You should have been like, if it's ready for retirement, my friend will take it. I bet you that pony made more money than I did that day.

For sure. Do you want to start it? Yeah, let's start the show and then we can talk about my vacation. It was kind of a work trip, but you know. Kind of a work trip? You can call it work when it looks like that. Unless you were down there DJing and riding horse showing, then it wasn't a work trip. Horse showing is not work.

Okay. I don't. I don't. Let's start the show. Yay. I think it's me. Yeah, go. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with-

Wells and Brandy. My bell's broken. I need a new one for Christmas. Hint, hint. I bought you the first one. I know. It's a tradition. And I bought you a book recently.

What have you ever gotten me? Let's make that a tradition. What, you get a new bell? No, that you buy me books. But also, relationships are a two-way street. What have you ever gotten me? I've gotten you to hang out with Tish the Dick. No, that's...

You're welcome. And Blood, you're also welcome. That was for work. And Cyrus Miley, you're welcome. No. I think Noah's my new favorite Cyrus. That's fair. I'll give that a ding.

You've also hung out with Noah. Cyrus. That's fair. I'll give that a ding. You've also hung out with Noah. Okay. So tell me about your work trip to the Bahamas. Yeah.

Let me tell you about it. Yeah. Actually. I would love to know what job I need to apply for this job. You're going to need to get some Botox and maybe like lose a few. Just kidding. So I was there with a magazine.'s called modalist magazine yeah and they do editorials just like on location all the time it's usually like a group of like four to five

like influencers slash models um they actually just had kate bach on their cover i love her it was super fun i gotta be honest i felt very safe the whole time i really didn't get that much hate over it there was like one person that sent a message and she wasn't even, I didn't even think she was really being mean. She just said, are y'all not worried about COVID there? I actually answered her and I was like, you know what? We actually feel so great here because they only have 140 total cases period in the entire country ever.

Well, there's 350,000 in Tennessee alone. in the entire country ever. Well, there's 350,000 in Tennessee alone. So like not only are there just not cases there, but in order to even get off the plane and like into the airport, you have to show your negative COVID test and they're very strict about it. Our test results didn't specify

that we took the, what is it, PCR test. It's like there's like a rapid test and there's an antibody test and then there's like a PCR test. And the PCR test is the one that takes like three to four days minimum to like get back. It's like you have to have the PCR test is like, there's like a rapid test and there's an antibody test. And then there's like a PCR test. And the PCR test is the one that takes like three to four days minimum to like get back. It's like, you have to have the PCR test. And because they didn't say that on my test, she made me call the Tennessee department of state of health and tell her that that was the test they gave us. Like, it was crazy. So I don't know, just knowing like everyone got tested to

come in, you know, their temperature checking in the airport, their temperature checking, when you check in the hotel, like everyone's wearing masks in the hotel and the taxi. Like everyone's just like, I don't know. I just like Antigua was doing it right. So we felt really safe. It was technically work. I was there with them with Mona Lisa magazine. We were shooting an editorial, working with some brand partners.

And it just like, you know, doesn't look like work because we're on a beach and I got to bring Rye. It was really nice of them to let him come. It was great. So what's the job? What? Taking pictures, Wells. Oh, so you're a model now. Well, I'm not, but I was sort of modeling for this magazine.

Well, good for you. I actually used to be a model, sort of. I was signed to a modeling agency when I was young. Oh, yeah. Young and thriving. I mean, good for you. No one's ever asked me to fly to Antigua to take pictures. That's never going to happen for you.

But, all right. But they will fly you to Mexico to serve drinks at a bar. Yes, they will. That's also not a bad gig. Not a bad gig. Speaking of Bachelor, did you watch last night? Yes, I did. Just overall thoughts.

First overall thought. Yeah. How are hometowns next week? I know. I feel like Tayshia doesn't know these dudes at all. No, I know. It's starting to seem like Brendan's not ready for this. Listen, that seems like the most rational thing to not be ready for this.

And he's like, oh, we just got here. What are you talking about? She's like literally just showed up a couple days ago. Do you feel like they made a big cut? Three or four dudes went home and now all of a sudden it's hometowns. I feel like that seems like a more drastic cut than normal like this far in. Well, anyways, I was sitting there thinking I was like, where are they in this? They get to seven guys left at the end of this episode

then next week they go to hometowns that's what happened yes i was eighth place technically and it was the next episode that they went and did like one more thing cut it down to four and then went to hometowns and so i think that this, listen, they've got a formula. They've figured it out. That's where they are. Who do you think is going to hometowns? Zach. Yep. First of all, I cannot wait for some girlfriend from college

that Zach dated to be like, you fucking cheated on me too, you asshole. That wasn't Samantha at the bowling alley when you were 14? You liar. Maybe he is a sweet guy, but like every douchebag in college has made a bad mistake. Let's be fair. So I'm just waiting for that to come out. If it hasn't already. I think Brendan, despite his love of turtlenecks, still going to hometowns.

Then I think Ben. Ben's for sure going to hometowns. And then it'll be like a throwaway. It'll be like Bennett or something. It'll be some stupid thing like that. You think Bennett is going to hometowns? I don't know. The whole Bennett and Noah thing was just so stupid.

Yeah, it was. But also, like, I just can't with Noah. I can't with either of those guys. Yeah, I mean, not that. I mean, if I were her, I feel like I would have just been like, you know with either of those guys yeah I mean not that I mean if I were her I feel like I would have just been like you know what both y'all go home see you later 100% like why didn't that just happen like you guys are children yeah both of them like are I just yeah but no I think just like Bennett he does like carry himself a certain way to where he kind of like he is childish in some ways but he kind of covers it up with this whole like mature studious persona

whereas um noah just like shamelessly like you know laughs you know when he gets his way and like snarls when somebody else gets in trouble whatever like he's just like very immature to me just doesn't even try to cover it up but betta talks like this, like he, like, I just don't, like, I love him and I cannot wait to serve him fucking martinis in Mexico. Can we get Taylor and can we get Bennett together to talk about emotional intelligence and just whatever? You act like you're so smart and emotionally intelligent. If I was in a conflict with you, I'd be like, this proves how emotionally unintelligent you are because you're constantly putting people down

and making them feel less than you. And if you were emotionally intelligent, you would have empathy for people that weren't as smart as you, which is what you're trying to portray. So effectively, you're just as little as the thing that you think that you're better than. It makes no sense. I thought that Noah stood his ground and was right about it. He just shouldn't have brought that gift. That whole thing was just like a circle jerk of like,

I'm better than you. And it was just like, all right, we get it, dude. You went to Harvard. Cool. I just think both of them should have been sent away. Yeah. I honestly think it's a three man race right now anyway, so it doesn't really matter. We're like getting to the part of the season where it's like serious and it's no longer fun for me because it's like, it's just like love. What does that say about you? What did you think about the lie detector? Was that thing really even working? Yeah, I don't know. Like of all the lie detectors I've ever seen on like reality TV, there's there's not just some screen with like it's a pulse going up a bunch of carnival lights lighting up yeah i've never seen the light bulbs yeah on a lie detector tab anyone could have watched that and been like i think he's lying

press the red button you know yeah exactly that's exactly what i was thinking yeah like oh let's throw a fucking wrench in it that's on his name red button and then they were like oh shit it's not his name like producers definitely had to know that wasn't his name because that was just too weird the background check that they did on him that had to prove that i mean it was just like he said he said his full name was like three names yeah right everybody's like what a lot of people were like why isn't wells hosting this over jojo i don't know if i'd have been good for this job i'm just gonna walk in there and be like here's the card later like that's no fun you know

but then i did watch that that and i'd have been like i would have loved this but the problem is made it myself and i'm like what you're what's your real name what's your fucking real name bro what do you do you know i would have like totally freaked out and be like oh you a fucking cheater cheater jerry jerry jerry honestly i would have loved it then what else benn Bennett comes back. Course. Knew it. I'm surprised at how much it's affecting her that he's coming back. So, okay. So next week, it's Monday and Tuesday. Is one of the episodes next week, The Men Tell All, ready? I think so.

Yeah. How is it so soon? So they show Noah at The Men Tell All. So obviously he's not going to hometowns. Yeah, that's true. Also, can I just talk about how annoying I think Ed is? Oh, he's not going to hometowns. Yeah, that's true. Also, can I just talk about how annoying I think Ed is? Oh, he's gone, though. Yeah, but he's always got this, like, look on his face like he's about to fart.

Like, his shoulders are always up. He's like, you know? And I was thinking about it, dude. Like, such a bitch when I did that wrestling date and he was like i got bad shoulders and i and i was thinking back to it because i remember they cut it but chris was like what do you think about this it's kind of a bitch move chris and he's like yeah man i remember this one fireman day where we threw this 150 pound kid in with a military veteran and an actual firefighter and he still did it and i was like you're right i fucking did that why are you

wrestling that's true that's a good point yeah he was like we tried to kill you dude oh man anyways uh but yeah so back on the show i kind of missed i know i know who do you think's gonna win i don't know i think it's either going to be Ben or Zach. All right. Is that enough Bachelor? I think so. I think so, too. You got some fave things, bro?

Bro, do I have some fave things? What have I been watching? Oh, we never talked about The Undoing. Oh, my God. What did you think of the end? Hated it. I hated the ending. Okay, if you haven't seen the ending, don't listen to the next couple of minutes.

Are you kidding? Like, we're all like, oh, my God, it's a whodunit. And you're telling me that the whodunit is the guy that you think did it in the beginning? That's the worst. I told you this could happen. Oh, God, that's not a whodunit is the guy that you think did it in the beginning? That's the worst. I told you this could happen. Oh, God, that's not a whodunit. That's the worst. I was so annoyed.

I was like, I only needed to watch one episode of this. But you didn't because you thought it was Donald Sutherland. Because that made the most sense. What did you think? This is exactly what I thought. I thought they were going to turn your attention away from him and make you think, oh, maybe it's this person, maybe it's this person,

but in the end, it's actually just going to be him. And especially when this kid had the hammer, I was like, because he was just so obsessed with his dad, I was just like, this has to be that the dad did this. And whether, you know, I guess the way it showed like the kid wasn't exactly covering for him but like was at the same time because he found it um the thing that threw me and but i get

what they were doing but like what threw me was the very very ending where he like you know quote unquote kidnaps his kid and is trying to like run off with the kid. And they do that whole helicopter chase scene and everything. I think I, I don't know, like that threw me a little bit that he was being so crazy with his son, but I don't know, like I did like it. I think like it was nice to see, not, not nice, but it was like cool to see Hugh Grant do that switch from like, you know, all season long, he kind of plays the card of the nice guy, the doctor that heals cancer, you know, the good dad. And then like, once they reveal that he actually did do it, he just like flips the switch and you kind of see when they finally show like the full flashback of him, you know, hitting her, uh, with the hammer. It's like,

you kind of just see that like demonic side of him. And that's, I don't know. It was like a good, hammer it's like you kind of just see that like demonic side of him and that's i don't know it was like a good a good acting moment for hugh grant i feel yeah he was great in it um in the last episode i was like what if her blonde friend who's a lawyer i was like what if she's not real like what if she's just manifesting this person because she keeps on like calling her for advice he goes on these walks and like maybe she's fake. And then Sarah was like, oh, it's a good call. And, you know, like, maybe she's not even really there. And then, nope, she's totally, everyone's there. We all thought Nicole Kidman was, like, having fucking seizures and seeing weird shit.

Nope, she was totally fine, you know? I know. That was the only thing that I was like, what was even the point of all that if they didn't do anything with that? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. No option for a second season. You know, like, it was like, whatever. I don't know. No option for a second season. You know,

like it was like, ah, ah, whatever. I loved it. Well, good. I mean,

I liked it up until the end. So what else I've been watching virgin river, which, you know, it's not like there's a whole lot to talk about. It's just such a cute little show. I love so much. Well,

I need to Google and find out where they film this show or at least film the exteriors of the show, because I'm trying to live there. It's gorge. Speaking of exteriors of the show because I'm trying to live there. Okay. Let's gorge. Speaking of exteriors of shows that are awesome, I'm into Big Sky. Oh, I need to catch up. I'm not caught up.

Don't run anything. Okay, I won't, but it's good. Totally into it. Has Ryan Phillippe come back? No, he's still dead. Motherfucker's dead. He ain't come back. Damn it.

I was kind of hoping he comes back. Ooh, Ryan Phillippe's in it. Oh, we can only afford him for an episode. Kill him off. That is so crazy that they did that. Yeah.

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I wouldn't know because Riot stole mine the minute I got it. I'm just super upset. So it's got the smart technology and it's simplified to improve your life. And what's cool about it is it kind of like syncs up with your phone. And the better you brush your teeth, the more free gifts and rewards you get, which is amazing. But I'll tell you what, I love the Quip toothbrush. I really do.

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It's called Netflix. Okay, I don't watch many movies. Have you heard of Peppermint? No. All right, I like Peppermint. It's your girl, Jennifer Garner. Okay. Here's the tag.

It came out in 2018, so we never saw it. Did not hate it. It's on girl, Jennifer Garner. Okay. Here's the tag. It came out in 2018, so we never saw it. Did not hate it. It's on Netflix now. Five years after her husband and daughter are killed in a senseless act of violence, a woman comes back from self-imposed exile to seek revenge against those responsible and the system that let them go free. Peppermint. So it's like Jennifer Garner, like total normal mom.

She's married to this guy. She's got a cute little daughter. There's some shady shit that happens and they all get gunned down by a gang in a drive-by. Okay. Jennifer Garner survives and then disappears. They all get gunned down by a gang in a drive-by. Okay? Yeesh. Jennifer Gardner survives and then disappears and then comes back with a vengeance. She fucks some shit up. Jennifer Gardner brings back some, like, 2005 alias shit.

That's what I was just about to say. You're like, all right, get it, girl. Also, did you see the video that she made on Instagram that kind of went viral? No. Oh, she has this funny getting out of a pool scene from some movie where she's super fit. And she gets out of the pool and puts on these high heels. And it's in slow-mo. And it's super sexy. And then she did the TikTok split thing where she did it again now.

And she's wearing this ridiculous wetsuit. And she got the goggles on the nose plug in she swims up and she gets out puts on slippers instead of high heels it's really funny anyways jennifer garnett gotta love her love honestly favorite jennifer garnett movie 13 going on 30 yeah classic same thing good cops gone bad and trying to uncover the truth we watched spencer confidential have you heard of that one haven't we talked about this before i don't think so who's in it marky mark who's always talking like he's whispering and it's a high-pitched thing like hey guys what's going on you killed my father i'm gonna kill you now he's the cop that gets sent to prison spoiler alert post malone's in it okay what yep post malone's in jail with marky mark post malone puts on an acting clinic he is so good in it really great? Great fight scene. An acting clinic. Also in it, you have

Alan Arkin, who's been in like everything and he's fantastic. Mark Marin. And then, oh, one of my favorite stand-ups, Eliza Schlesinger is in it as well. And she is so good and so funny. Here's the tagline.

When two Boston police officers are murdered, ex-cop Spencer teams up with his no-nonsense roommate, Hawk, to take down the criminals. Spencer Confidential. Oh, you know who else is in it? Winston Duke. He is part of Wakanda. He's in the Avengers.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like the really big Wakandan. Okay. Anyway, so yeah, it's like Marky Mark, who's always like, hey, what's going on, guys? I'm just going to talk like this and whisper a little bit. It's a lot of him fighting, a lot of him trying to be pretty funny, which he pulls off. They've set it up for like another one. If you like a real easy watching buddy cop going to take down all the bad cop Serpico movie.

Spencer Confidential. Spencer Confidential is for you. That was quite the pitch. I liked it. Not a great rating, but. Sometimes it's not all about the rating. Exactly. The one that I'm going to watch coming up is Song Exploder.

Have you heard of that? No. I actually think you would really love this. I just watched the trailer and I was like, this looks so awesome. Here's the tagline. Weaves together in-depth interviews, archival footage, and raw recordings as each artist break down their song layer by layer, sharing intimate insight into the personal inspiration behind the music and the lyrics. Song Exploder.

So the ones that they have out right now. So this is a show? Yeah, it's like a documentary. There's eight episodes out, but when we were looking, we only saw like four. The first one is Alicia Keys. And so it's like talking about this one great song that she wrote. And it just like goes through it. The second one's Lin-Manuel Miranda with Wait For It,

which is a famous song from Hamilton. The third episode is R.E.M. Losing My Religion, which sounds awesome. And then the fourth one is Ty Dolla $ign talking about LA. It's just like them going in depth into the songs. I haven't watched any of them yet, but we watched the trailer and I was like, damn, this looks so good.

So I'm going to come back next week with some Song Exploder info. It's funny. My mom and I have talked before about the fact that that would be a great podcast idea to sit down with artists and let them explain a song and the lyrics and the meaning behind it and everything. Someone stole our idea. Well, no. And then you try to steal Behind the Music, which was a famous VH1 show. But it wasn't a podcast. You got a book?

I got a book ski. What do you got? So I picked up a little book called I Am Watching You by Teresa Driscoll. Totally judged it by its cover. Sick cover. And it's also kind of in the same realm as like if you guys like lisa jewel books ruth where pretty sure it's written by british woman so it's like british it's like you know british fiction is just kind of it's the thing right now psychological murder thriller you guys know

i love those let me read you the synopsis quickly when ella longfield overhears two attractive young men flirting with teenage girls on a train. She thinks nothing of it until she realizes they are fresh out of prison and her maternal instinct is put on high alert. But just as she's decided to call for help, something stops her. And the next day she wakes up to the news that one of the girls, beautiful green eyed Anna Ballard has disappeared. A year later, Anna is still missing. Ella is wracked with guilt over what she failed to do, and she's not the only one who can't forget. Someone is sending her threatening letters,

letters that make her fear for her life. Then an anniversary appeal reveals that Anna's friends and family might have something to hide. Anna's best friend Sarah hasn't been telling the whole truth about what really happened that night, and her parents have been keeping secrets of their own. Someone knows where Anna is and they're not telling, but they're watching Ella. How far in are you?

Not that far, actually. A few chapters. Okay. I'm loving it. It like fast forwards that year pretty quickly in the beginning of the book. The book is set up with that scene on the train where Ella, the woman, like is basically eavesdropping on these two cute girls and these two dudes that came out of prison. And then it fast forwards to that year later. And I'm at the part where they're having this anniversary appeal because Anna's still missing and they're trying to get it back in the press, get people to care again. You know, so people maybe like information will come out. Things are just seeming real weird. Like Sarah is the friend that was on the train with Anna who's missing. Sarah like never told the truth about what was happening that night. I don't want to give anything away, but like something's going on with Sarah and then the

parents, there's definitely like a whole weird vibe with Anna's parents. So definitely lots of weird stuff going on and something's going to happen to Ella. All right. I like it. I've got only a little bit left of Ready Player Two. It's still pretty great as well. Someone messaged me and says you can't get that book for like a month or something.

There's like such a long wait list for it. Oh, well, you can get it on Audible. No. No, you can't. I want the physical book. I want to smell. I love that smell want the physical book. I want to smell. I love that smell of a new book. I want to smell the pages.

I want to hold it in my hands. Jesus. I want to read it. Okay. I've got a least favorite thing. All right. Hey, building constructors. Building constructors.

Let's not make it so when you go turn on the water in the shower, you have to get hit by it. Let's figure out a way that you can turn it on and it won't hit me fucking square in the dick at negative 37 degrees before it warms up. Is that a possibility? This is so ridiculous. I don't understand. I don't know about you, but like my shower, you just open the door and turn the handle before you get in and nothing hits you. Yeah. Some architects have figured it out and some you got to like go into the shower and like turn it on.

And then you got to try to get as fast as you can before it gets you. And you can't get out of the way. And so then what you got to do is you got to be like, fuck, no matter what, I got to go up here. I got to tilt the nozzle towards the ceiling so it doesn't get me. But then you get water everywhere. So it doesn't get me. There are so many people out there that know what i'm talking about listen enough enough okay uh-huh well speaking of showers yeah there's two types of people in

this world wells people that think i guess it's called like the the rain shower head you know i'm talking about like where it's like rain. Yeah. And it's directly. There's people that think that that's luxury. Yeah. And there's people that can't fucking stand it. Okay. Which one are you? I bet you can't stand it. Can't stand it.

I think that shit is luxury. So does Rye. So we had one in Antigua. And we walk in and the hotel is amazing. And then Rye's like, it gets better, the walk in and I'm in like the hotel is amazing. And then rise like, it gets better. The shower. And I'm getting so excited. I'm like, Oh yes, a great shower. And I walk in and it's that fucking rain head shower head. Here's my thing. There's never enough water pressure coming out of the rain shower heads. And if I don't have water pressure, I just,

my hair doesn't get clean. I don't feel clean. It's just like drizzling on me. It's just not a good feeling. Like I want that water to like pound clean, clean me, rinse the conditioner out of my hair. Like I need strong water pressure. Also, when it's directly above your head, is there not just water constantly going in your eyes at all times that you're in the shower? Yeah, I mean there is a pro tip here. That's beautiful. I hear what you're saying, mean there is a pro tip here i i hear what you're saying but

there is a pro tip here most of the times when they have the waterfall they also have the like side of the wall mount and you can turn both of them on if you if you go in between with the lever ours did not have that oh well then get a better hotel. I'm serious. All week, like the water was just like it was just like burning my eyes because soap was going in my eyes the entire time I was rinsing my hair out. I'm like, why does anyone like this? Yeah. All right, Brandy, listen, Christmas is almost here, which means we're going to be having some holiday parties, I assume. And if you're still looking for the perfect holiday party starter or the perfect holiday gift, I got something for you. A boozy bites. I love boozy bites. Honestly, I'm going to selfishly buy it for everybody so that I can

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Have I ever told you my Bonnaroo piss story? It does sound familiar. I might have told the story. I'll tell the story again. If you haven't heard it, I'll keep it in. If not, I'll cut it. So remember when we used to go to music festivals? Uh-huh. That was a thing. So way back in the day, I used to be a radio DJ and I would go and I would work Bonnaroo, which is like Coachella, but for people who like to sweat their balls off. And so I would go with my radio station, Lightning 100, and I would work backstage and I would do a bunch of interviews and a bunch of broadcasts from backstage. And how it worked was there was a guy there who, bless his soul, love that guy. He was in charge of media relations

and he was one of the people that had an infinity pass. Have you ever heard of an infinity pass? No. Well, I bet Miley gets infinity passes wherever she goes. So an infinity pass is a pass that lets you bring as many people anywhere you want on festival grounds. So you can take 100 people into the pit when Eminem is singing at sunset, you know?

He had an Infinity Pass. Now, backstage at Bonnaroo, where we were doing all the interviews, it was sponsored by like a bunch of local beer companies. And so we have bottled beer there. Now, when you go to a music festival, you're not allowed to have glass bottles, right? Gotta be all aluminum cans. So I was backstage. I just finished my last interview and walks up and he goes, Hey man, we're going into the pit to go. I think it was like Stevie Wonder into Jay-Z. I think that's what it was so he's like go to the bathroom

get ready it's gonna be a long night so i was like great so my backpack i threw in a bunch of these glass bottles have i told you this story i don't think so i throw in a bunch of these glass bottles i'm like i got beer i'm ready to go fucking stevie wonder into j-Z. H to the Izzo. Here we go, baby. Oh, my God. So I go in there. And so the way it works is that they take, I'm backstage. So we have to go through the backstage to get to the pit. I go to the backstage. You go like side stage down in the pit.

I'm fucking 10 feet, 15 feet away. And I'm just going, yeah, Stevie Wonder, Jay-Z. And I drink like 12 beers, all these beers, right? And then all of a sudden your boy's got to pee real bad. Okay. Real, real bad. But I can't leave now because if I leave, I can't get back in the pit. Infinity Pass, he long gone sister, and so I'm like, fuck, what am I going to do? And there is no bathroom in the inner pit. Okay. I'm stuck there. So I'm looking around like, what the fuck do I do? So I'm like fuck what am I going to do and there is no bathroom in the inner pit okay I'm stuck there so I'm looking around like what the fuck do I do so I'm like you know what I'm going to

pee in one of these bottles so I get down on one knee I'm wearing cargo shorts it was the time which cargo shorts were acceptable guys I don't think they ever were I'm sorry yeah I know but it's Bonnaroo and I needed a lot of pockets to hold a lot of things that's fair so I get down on one knee and I needed a lot of pockets to hold a lot of things. That's fair.

So I get down on one knee and I put the glass bottle up to the tip of my pee-pee. And then I go, okay? And I fill up that IPA bottle to the top. And then I'm like, I don't know what to do. There's tons of people around me. I don't want to drop the bottle on the ground because then the ball is going to fall over. And then someone's going to get pee-pee all over their feet, you know? So I'm like, you know what? Because I'm a people person, I want what's best for the world, I'm going to sit here

and just jam out to Jay-Z while holding my pee-pee bottle, okay? Ew. So I'm just jamming out, holding my pee-pee bottle and being like, ah, it's Beyonce, I'm going to come out fucking, ah. And then all of a sudden, the security guard goes, hey, you with the cargo shorts, come over here right now. And I'm like, oh, oh, no. So I walk over and he goes, hey, man, you can't have glass in here.

Give it to me. Give it to me right now. And I go, no, no, no, no, no. And he goes, give it to me right now or I'm going to get you arrested. And I was like, come on. No, you don't want this. He goes, give it to me right fucking now. And I go, okay. So I hand it over. Now granted, this is liquid that's been in my body. So it's been heated up to about 78.6 degrees. Okay. So he goes, all right, get the fuck. Hey, be honest with me.

Tell me the truth. Tell me this isn't piss. Let go. Do you want me to be honest with me. Tell me the truth. Tell me this isn't piss. And I go, do you want me to be honest with you? Or not? And he goes, is this fucking piss? And I go, yes, it is.

And he goes, motherfucker! And he drops it. And it gets all over his fucking feet. I was like, that's why I was holding it, bro. This motherfucker got here and pissed on my feet. I go, I know, I'm sorry, bro.

That's why I was holding it. I didn't want to get on his fucking feet, bro. But I didn't want to leave the pit because it's cheesy. And he's like, he goes, fuck you, man. Are you mad at me? Because I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the situation. Had you heard that story before?

I don't think so. If I ever did, I think it was a shortened, less theatrical version. Yeah. That was pretty funny not mad at you at the situation i miss music festivals we have a very important question what do you guys have your christmas tree yet no we don't what are you waiting for which actually is funny because like i did a story today and there's like the pumpkins are still up. And someone was like, first of all, shut the fuck up. I can do whatever I want to do, lady. Number two, we have like all of our Christmas stuff like in a storage facility.

And so we have to like plan when like people bring it over. Oh, I see. So we're going to have it on all put up on Wednesday. Okay. Do you have yours? Well, Rye and I just got ours today. Do you get a real one or a fake one?

We got a real one. I need that real Christmas tree smell. And this year, we even went a little bigger and we got a flocked tree. Oh, you got a,

that's like, that's like trailer park trash shit right there, dude. You got a fucking old. The white one? The white, oh yeah, bro. that's like that's like trailer park trash shit right there dude you gotta the white one the white oh yeah bro that's like did you get like the multi-colored one no the flock tree it's all white it looks like it looks like it's covered in snow it looks like santa jizzed all over it i know i'm sorry i've never seen fluffy jizz have you yeah i'll just you know it depends on what you eat, I suppose. It looks beautiful. It looks like it snowed and it has white lights and we're going to decorate it tomorrow.

And I am just so thrilled. The whole house smells so good. Who needs a candle when you got a real tree, you know? Yeah, I love that smell of Douglas fir and Santa Claus jizz wafting through the halls. How dare you disrespect Santa Claus jizz wafting through the halls. How dare you? Sorry. Disrespect Santa Claus like that? I know. Speaking of Santa Claus,

I have a Christmas song. You do? I do. Okay. My boy, Jeremy Lister, who we've played before, he's a guy in Street Corner Symphony. He is just kicking out the hits

and I love this one. The other day I saw it. This is why I love this one. It's a Christmas song, but it's also very inclusive to everyone. So it's not just for, you know, people who celebrate Christmas.

Eastern eyes shine in November with fireworks that color the air and their neighbors ring in the new year. With couplets, good fortune and cheer. And there are those who make altars. With family and friends held dear. No matter what you believe.

Won't you spread some joy with me and let love keep you here Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah Fire up the bodily lights Lafazada Feliz Navidad

Sing in the end how to celebrate right now. Let's all sing it out loud. No matter how you get down. Happy holidays. Everyone. Cute.

It's good, right? Yeah. Happy holidays. Everyone. I love it, man. You got anything? It's been a while since I've heard anything new from Gavin James. We've played him a couple times on the pod.

He's got a new song out called Man on the Moon. But I want you to see So won't you fly away with me until all the lanes and avenues will fade away from view until all of the world

is green and blue and all the stars have moved I'd still love you like I always do Very nice. I love his voice. Yeah, he's good.

Did you tell me that you're homies with the Dashboard Conf dashboard confessional dudes well a lot of people used to say that i looked exactly like the lead singer chris carrabo is that his name yeah and then i could see it and then i interviewed him and we took like the side-by-side picture and yes we do look very similar i could see it yeah dashboard has a song out with do you ever listen to the band x's yes they're good they've got a song on together it do you ever listen to the band X's? Yes. They're good. They've got a song on together. It's called Don't Wait.

It's a vibe. I mean, it's a Dashboard vibe, you know? When you get one love I'll show you something that will light up the time I've been too early for my own good. Now let's not speak of it again. Don't win. Don't win.

The road is now a salt and sea. A salt and sea. like dashboard transports me back to like high school keggers i was just about to say that not the keggers part i didn't do that oh well because you're a dirt uh it just like takes me back to a place where i'm like it's's a wonderful, wonderful feeling. It does take you right back there though. I saw that my boy Langhorne Slim has some new music out. Actually, this record is out. It's called Strawberry Mansion Side A. It's called Panic Attack, which is just like the most 2020 song.

She said, do you ever think about dying? Said no, but sometimes I lie. Do you want to live i said yes but i feel like shit on a scale of one to ten do you feel anxious on a scale of one to ten do you feel scared said i'm feeling lots of feelings some reason to cut my hair Sometimes my skin starts crawling Sometimes the creature's calling Sometimes the walls start caving in Sometimes I feel isolated.

Sometimes I feel so small. Sometimes I get irritated. Right now I feel it all. She spoke and I tried to listen. Said, son, there may be no cure But I swear that life's worth living It's the only thing worth living for To my friends in the same position

I wish there was a cure But I know that life's worth living It's the only thing worth living for I just feel like that's a very 2020 song. Kind of having a panic attack. Very true. I think I got to fuck you very much. Oh, really?

Okay, so this is from L-O-D-T-T-G-S, whatever. Five stars. For the love of God, subject line. Please, for the sake of my soul, when you have a favorite thing or any recommendation, say the name, artist, the company, author etc in the beginning and in the end of the wreck i have a hard time remembering the artist author title etc when i'm working or driving and it kills my soul a little every time i have to stop what i'm doing rewind just to find out the name of it because i'm not going to be able to use my valuable lazy brain cells to remember a book title before if I have no idea if I like it before getting Wells to read the synopsis of

his fucking movie trailer voice. Here is a genius example, Wells. So I heard this new song by a random artist called Random Song that lots of you have never heard of and he's awesome and it's a clip of the song. Bing bong bong bong bong. Brandy. I dig it. Wells. Yeah, they're awesome. Anyways, again, that was some random artist's song title, name, whatever. Great rec, Wells. End of rant, like request. Anyways, I've been listening since the beginning.

I love you guys. YFT is my favorite things. Okay. Great suggestion. And I love the enthusiasm to log to TikTok. And she's definitely not alone. I get a lot of messages asking what we were just talked about. And then my brain can't freaking remember what I talked about five minutes ago. I'm always like, I don't know.

So for all the YFTers out there that have this problem, we put a lot of fucking time into the goddamn website. So if you go to YFTPodcast.com and go to the- It's 2020. What's a website? Go to the episode. All the shit that we liked is right there. It's right fucking there. Even links to the ads that we've got. Oh, and also, if you follow YFT Podcast on Instagram,

we have weekly roundups where we go back over the shit on the stories on Tuesday nights. We do. We do do that. We do. Anyways, I love that. Just for clarity, the book I referenced today is called I Am Watching You by Teresa Driscoll. Yeah, okay. Maybe this is like the new thing.

At the end of the show, we'll just do the recap. You and I are never going to remember to do that. I will because I make notes. Remember? Here's what I talked about today. Couldn't stand the ending of Undoing.

There's a show called Spencer Confidential with Mark Wahlberg who's always talking like this. That's great. That's a movie called Spencer Confidential. There's another movie with Jennifer Garner called Pe. That's great. That's a movie called Spencer Confidential. There's another movie with Jennifer Garner called Peppermint that I liked a whole lot.

I told the story about pissing in a bottle of Bonnaroo. Why turning on your shower and getting the water to hit you before you can fucking get out of the way is bullshit. Oh, I played Langhorne Slim, Panic Attack, and I played Jeremy Lister, Happy Holidays. Everyone. You proud of me for being able to do all that? Yeah, because I can't. I have to end this podcast on a sad note.

Why? Guys, I tried really hard to secure the Instagram handle, BigPanoGuy, and it's taken. What? Yeah, it's taken. Is BigPanoGuy like too available? That's not as good. What about BigPanoramicGuy?

That's also not as good. What about Big Panoramic Guy? That's also not as good. What about just Pano Guy? Ah, it's just not as good. I'm crushed. Oh, man. I'm trying to see how many. Okay, if Big Pano Guy is out there, maybe we should just have the YFTers harass Big Pano Guy. He's only following two people and only has 16 posts.

Like, how much could he really care? What about just Pano Guy? Ah, it's just not the same big pano guy so you guys i've had a lot of people asking you when is when you get when you're doing big pano guy when the big pano guy get it but what you gotta get it i tried and it's not available just so you guys know i did try i'm gonna harass the guy yeah just do that that's what you should do that That's what I'm going to do. All right. We done? Yeah. All right.

I'm going to go sniff my Christmas tree. I mean, as you should, you know. Yeah. See you later. Love you. Love you. Mean it. Bye.

Okay, bye. I'm going to make some fucking toast. Dude, toast is the best. It's the toast of the town, Brandy. You're just, all you're talking about is toasted bread. You realize that, right? Yeah. I realize that's a toast piece, but this is different.

I can imagine, like, in the turn of the century, like, have you heard of toast? To toast toast the toast of the town it's amazing all you do is you cut it up you throw it in a toaster toast in a toaster it's the toast of the town that you throw some olive oil in god damn it it's the greatest thing you'll ever do just one cent get some toast alright

I'm not mad at you Brandy I'm just mad at the situation One cent. Get some toast. All right. I'm not mad at you, Brandy. I'm just mad at the situation. Happy Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Fire up the bonnet lights. La pasada feliz hamedad. Y tu no leponza. You're tied.

Sing me in how. Let's celebrate right now. Let's all sing it out loud. No matter how you get tell me the truth. Tell me this isn't piss. Do you want me to tell you the truth? I'm bored. I'm bored, dude.

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