Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - It's Called Art, Bro
Episode Date: September 3, 2025No Skype-call needed this week as Brandi joins Wells off the top with news about a glossy magazine cover moment (yep, all four Cyruses on one cover—art, bro). Wells is back from Toronno, missing the... fine cuisine but not the ass-biting dogs. He’s also gearing up to host the official Bachelor in Paradise reunion podcast with the entire cast! What could go wrong… This week, we dive into Italian pickpocket justice, the Cardi B trial, divisive tiktok music and of course the wild Bachelor in Paradise finale. We won’t spoil too much (but if you haven’t watched it yet, seriously you gotta stop what you're doing and catch up) but there are engagements, secret envelopes of cash, last ditch efforts of sabotage and maybe a little love? It’s got it all. Meanwhile, we’ve also got your fave things fix and a hot new track that Wells is calling the song of the summer (he didn't actually say that, but could it be?) Don't forget to check out the BIP podcast that comes out today! See ya next week, fam. Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Mood: Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com/YFT with promo code YFT. Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/yft and use code yft. Quince: Treat your closet to a little summer glow-up with Quince. Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Article: Visit ARTICLE.COM/YFT for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation.
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What's that?
Hey.
What are you doing?
Oh, trying to stay awake for this podcast.
I know. Sorry. This is a late one. I recognize this. Actually, not as late as I thought it was
going to be. That's true. It's a plus. What time? It's 7.30 there? Okay. Okay. It's dinner time for most
people. I skip dinner straight to bed. No dinner for you? No. Why no dinner? I don't know. I just got
home late, late, late last night from like almost a two-week trip. I have no food in the house whatsoever.
and if I want food I have to drive like 20 minutes
because there's nothing in the house
so I just probably skip it
all right
you know whatever
that's fine can we talk about like I feel like
you and your sisters and your mom
have been on like some sort of big
like promo tour and I don't know what it's for
and I need information
what do you mean a promo door
like every time I open up my phone it's like
All for you hanging.
No, there was also like a magazine cover I saw you on.
Today.
You posted those both the same day?
Yeah, it all came out today.
Okay, well, I opened my phone twice today, and I saw that twice.
So I'm asking, what's going on?
Yeah, they did post a lot, which is great for us.
So, yeah, like a while ago, I don't know, a couple months ago, I think I told you guys,
I was like, well, I'm doing something with my mom, my sisters, can't really talk.
about it yet super exciting well voila here we are uh it was the magazine cover and feature and it was
the first time the four of us together have done something like that so pretty cool you guys all
look great it was very funny you guys all impersonating each other was very funny noah nailed
myly so good i feel like she really won that battle but your your tish was very good as well
i thought my mom's impression of me was pretty good is that
That was DJ Brandy, by the way, that they were going for.
I've never seen you perform, actually.
So I don't know if that's true or not.
My mom has seen me.
My sisters have not.
Noah, actually, my first gig ever was Noah's Sweet 16 birthday.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that was the DJ Brandy impersonation.
Yeah, I thought that was funny.
I think that was Noah's idea to do that.
And it was a good one.
It was very, very funny.
Well, it's cool.
It's cool that you guys are all hanging out and, you know, doing stuff, I guess.
Yeah, doing that.
I try not to read comments because they're just stupid, but a lot of people are like commenting on like the way the photos were edited and saying like that we look like vampires and things like that.
And it's for me, it's pretty obvious that that's just the editing's choices of the photographer.
Like it's very artsy.
Like it's very like it almost looks like an art portrait, not a photograph.
That's that photographer's style.
That's what he does.
So people are so funny though.
Like they look like vampires.
Like, it's called art, bro.
Whoa, bro.
You don't even get art, man.
It's called art, bra.
Also, vampires never age, so.
True.
I mean, listen, I think we all got spray tans for nothing
because we ended up making us all so pale.
Oh, yeah.
But the photos are cool.
I mean, very, very unique.
I've never done anything like that.
All the clothes were amazing.
My solo shot was in, it was a full muamu look.
And I really loved it.
You look great.
You know who looked really great?
Tish. I thought she was serving
like 100 out of 10 in every
shot. Oh, really? Like, take a look.
Like, she looks, I mean, she always looks great, but like,
off the chart's good, Tish.
She looks 39.
She doesn't look younger than me.
Okay? But yes,
you're right. She looks amazing.
How good does she look?
I don't think you guys look like vampires.
She does look really good.
Me neither, but you know how people are.
well i mean noah looks like a vampire
Noah's always going for that look though
yeah she looks like she is on the second season of Wednesday
release in the the real story of the Cyrus women
but I saw one where you wearing like a long dress
and like half your leg was out and your other half was not out
oh yeah oh do you want to hear the tea on that shot
yeah so I actually hate that photo
oh why and did not want them to use it and I didn't get a say
because let me tell you why so when we were taking those photos the way they had me sitting
was like on my left hip bone diagonal like across the shot like my head was kind of more in my mom's
lap and my feet were kind of out towards Miley it was horribly uncomfortable to sit like that
like my entire left leg was falling asleep the entire tie I guess I think it was my right leg
whatever leg so in between and we shot we took a gazette
million pictures in that look and people would stop and move things and fix hair and makeup and
talk and whatever so in between shots i would sit up because my ass was completely numb
the way the picture they picked was me sitting up like not not in position at all i just can't
believe that's the one they picked i thought like i looked completely awkward because i that's not how
i was oh i'm sorry so i actually don't like that picture but you know you can't always have what you
want, I guess.
Yeah, well, that's...
The dress was cool, though, was Tom Ford.
Oh, love Tom Ford.
Well, I'm back from Toronto, or as the Canadians call it, Toronto.
Toronto.
I'm going to miss my time in Toronto.
I'm going to miss all you crazy Canadians.
I'm going to miss...
I'm not going to miss the dog that bit me in the ass, but that's okay.
Oh, how's that healing, by the way?
It's fine now.
And my neck's better, too.
So I'm all back to normal.
No rabies for you?
No rabies for you?
me and I've got uh I got to do this I got to edit this show and then I got to get to bed because
tomorrow I got to go film the Bachelor and Paradise reunion show which is it live no it's like a
two part podcast that we're going to put on YouTube they're only let me do like two and a half
hours I was like what's we're not on TV what does it matter let's do as long as it takes
I'm going to be trying to wrangle 16 idiots everyone's going to be talking over
everyone else, you know?
Yeah.
16 mics, like everyone gets a mic all at the same time.
Everyone's got a love.
Interesting.
Yeah.
So I think it's going to be a lot of me being like, Jeremy, stop.
Bailey, I ask you a question.
Don't.
Spencer.
It's too bad.
You, like, don't have a controller where you can decide whose mic gets turned on.
And we're doing at IHeart.
And I used to work at I heart, right?
And I was like, I wish we could do this like back when I was a radio host because I would
have a board.
and I would have every single mic input
and I would be able to be like
up your...
Nope.
Just like I muted myself right?
You know?
Anyways, so yeah, I think it's going to be...
Well, we'll see how it goes.
I think it's going to be a lot of me just wrangling.
But we'll talk about Bachelor in Paradise,
the finale, here in a second.
And then I want to ask you
what questions you want me to ask the cast.
And then I'll throw them in the old show.
Ooh, okay.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
Before we start, did we ask?
Never talk about the American woman who got pickpocketed in Italy?
No.
You haven't seen that video?
No.
Brandy is my favorite thing that's ever happened.
Oh.
So this like Southern woman gets pickpocketed.
Let me see if I can find the video.
Is it a TikTok?
Yeah.
This like Southern lady gets pickpocketed, right?
In Italy.
And it's on video?
Yeah.
And she finds the girl who does it because she steals like her passport.
and like she steals her purse basically,
passport, money, or whatever.
So this American lady
grabs the Italian pickpocketer girl by the ponytail.
Oh shit.
And I've never been more proud to be an American.
She is dragging her around.
You stole my purse with my passport in it.
Police, police?
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Little girl, I have eight kids.
You're not getting to me.
Little girl, I got eight kids.
You're not getting to me.
Call them.
Okay.
Okay.
You're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one.
That's right.
Let's get the police.
And maybe I'll get my passport back.
This call.
I don't even care.
I don't even care.
I can keep the cat.
Thank you, sir.
So anyways, you get the idea.
Oh, yeah.
Speaking of TikTok.
No, hold on, hold on.
You're not changing the subject away from this yet.
We are focusing on this.
Okay.
There's more to say. Okay.
Couple things.
Uh-huh.
Hey, Europeans.
What do you think you're doing?
Pickpocketing Americans, okay?
Pickpocketing?
Dude, in America, we rob people like fucking gentlemen
with guns.
and knives. You're coming in here with
sleight of hand, with some magic shit? What is this?
Ocean's 11? If you're going to rob me,
10 toes in sand, fucking do it with the gun. Also,
They can't get guns in Europe. I know. I know.
Do you think that an American will stand for this?
Americans are just used to guns. Nothing scares us
in Europe because you can't have any guns. So we're just going to
fuck you up. Anyways, I love this woman so much.
I thought it was fantastic, and it needs to, like, be told to everyone out there in Europe, you can pick pocket the Dutch.
You can pick pocket Australians if you want, but you leave the Americans alone, all right?
You know, in these past couple years, I've had a hard time grasping with, like, a little bit of patriotism, you know?
There's a lot of crazy stuff in the world, and politics is very divisive.
But if this video didn't bring me right back, it's just I needed an American.
American flag, eagle cry.
Let's go.
God.
Anyways, what were you saying about TikTok?
How have we not discussed the Cardi B trial?
Oh, I love it.
It's so fucking good.
It's got to be a white lawyer who doesn't understand black culture at all because he's just
he's like your hair is blocked, but yesterday it was brunette and she's like, it's a wig.
She's like, you idiot.
Her lines are so fucking good, all of them.
Like, they're like, did you call her fat?
And she's like, how do you know she's bigger than you?
I'm looking at her.
I have eyes.
I have eyes.
Oh, yeah.
It's pretty fantastic.
I don't even know what they're trying to, who's trying to win what.
I don't understand what's happening.
Oh, well, this, so Cardi B was at the gyno, just going to a doctor's appointment, you know, trying to be, trying to just be a normal person.
Yeah.
And the security guard at the building that she was at, I think in Beverly Hills, started like, I don't know, like antagonizing her or whatever and pulled out her phone and was trying to video her and basically said that they got into a fight and that Cardi B scratched her face is like the whole thing and is suing her for like 20 million.
dollars something stupid yeah and cardi b is like i did not physically touch her like yes you know i got up
in her grill and verbally told her to get the fuck away from me but and to stop fucking filming me
she was like but i did not physically do anything to her whatever and so cardi b ended up winning thank
god oh good thank god and like all the doctors like the receptionist the doctors everybody was like
yeah no like i didn't you know cardi b didn't do anything yeah everyone stood up for which is good but
Well, good.
Old trial is just insane.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
You want to start the show and then you want to do Bachelor in Paradise and then get, okay.
Miriam.
I think it's you.
Bros and Hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with.
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It's the last rose ceremony.
Kathy and Keith tell the kids they are voting themselves off.
They want to know who needs the money.
So then you kind of like get like a cassab story from a lot of people.
And I guess Kat grew up in like a tough situation as a kid.
And Dale is surprised by this.
Oh, you mean, you guys haven't been talking about your lives?
Anything?
Anything?
What's going on?
Dale tells Jeremy that he's voting for him.
I don't think there's a right way to go about it.
Like, Dale is just like, listen, let me tell you what, I'm going to vote.
I'm going to vote for you guys.
But I do think it's like, it's tough because, well, it ends up coming and biting him in the ass.
But at least he was man enough to be like, hey, I'm going to vote for you, I guess.
I don't know.
Yeah.
The rose ceremony, the girls hold hands like it's a Miss America.
pageant for some reason. I didn't know.
Girls do that.
It's like, come on. It's got our power.
That's all hold hands and stand in our power, ladies.
No.
Yes. Do you remember? It was a really good bit. It was like all the Emmys.
And it was like, you know, best female in a comedy.
And like Tina Fey went up and then some other female comic went up and like they held hands and they all held hands like it was Miss America.
Do you remember that?
No, I don't.
Oh, it's fantastic.
Anyways, that's what it reminded me of.
Cat gets the final rose, which means Jeremy and Bailey are going home.
Dale kisses Jeremy, even though he voted against him.
It's a weird thing to kiss a man after you've stabbed him in the back.
Drew.
I think they were the right couple to leave.
Yeah, I mean, they should have left because I feel like they weren't as far along as everyone else was, you know.
But I don't know.
We'll see if they're still together when I interview them tomorrow.
the next relationship tests
it's called Way to the World
Dale keeps saying that he's strong as
fuck but they are struggling
and Spencer seems like
not bothered at all
you have Dale who's just a monster of a man
you have Spencer who looks like Clark Kent
he just looks like Superman
and then you got Andrew
and Alex
and you're like of course they're going
to lose right like it's got to be them
and lo and behold Alex and Andrew
win I wonder if
to me Alex seems like the tiniest
a girl out of the three.
And so since it was like all about their combined weight,
I wonder if they ended up with less weight
and it just made it a little bit easier.
Maybe.
I think it's actually the other way.
I think that those two other guys are so big.
Really?
They're that much bigger than him?
Yeah.
Andrew's shorter,
much shorter than them.
I mean, those guys are probably like six, four and six five.
And he's probably like maybe six feet tall.
Okay.
So anyways, but I just liked that they won.
Yeah, thank you.
Can I also say this?
I like Dale.
I like Spencer too.
I love how annoyed he is at losing this challenge.
It brings me much joy.
You know?
Because this guy never loses anything, I'm sure, in the sporting arena.
Totally.
And then all of a sudden, he's out.
He's the first guy out too, which is pretty great.
I know.
Shocking.
Spencer tells Jess that he loves her
So thanks for
We're no longer falling in love
We're now just in love
Which is good
And then Spencer
Picks out a ring
Which I thought was weird because Neil
Where's Neil Lane?
I know I wondered the same thing
What happened to Neil?
I need Neil.
They can't afford him
But it was still a Neil Lane ring
Yeah
I wonder if Neil's like
I'm not going fucking down there you guys
I don't know.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
You've got to add another zero and they were probably like,
mm,
we can't.
Yeah.
He's like,
I've had enough of this.
Although the resort was nicer this year.
Yeah.
Okay.
So then the big twist is that all the couples are coming back.
Was it every single couple?
It was every single couple from when we had told them that it was about money.
Oh, okay.
So you had to have known that that was part of the game for you to come back for that.
I see.
And all of a sudden, it's like,
hmm,
guy shouldn't have fucked over that girl you know oh this is not good Sean's still angry you gotta love Sean
of course he is he I think Alicia's more angry she is so salty at cat and no one really knows why
I know it's crazy why do you hate cats so much and I don't know but there's definitely some
stuff we don't know there is whatever's happened I cannot wait to talk to tomorrow you have to ask
tomorrow because it's like hold on and she's like like an emmy award winning actress cat over
here give her the oscar now's like holy shit i know it's like goes deep i feel
here it goes the water works we know the script everyone it's like oh my god what did this girl
do to you ruthless oh my god spencer tells leah that he got they looked at rings spencer
Don't, not to one girl who for some reason can't get a date in paradise.
Are you going to tell her that he's got the, you know, like anybody out?
He told her because she was the closest to Jess, right?
They were besties.
I guess.
But I felt bad because it's like, you know, this poor girl is like bridesmaid never a bride.
And then this happens and she's probably like, fuck.
And then she, of course, she's like, I want that, you know, I want that to happen to me.
Meanwhile, Jonathan's like, hey, let's make TikToks together.
other.
Oh, boy.
Sean calls everyone over to the bar.
Love everything about this.
It was so awkward and so weird.
He calls everyone over the bar and he spills some serious tea about cat.
Dale says he's standing by her and everyone's mad at Sean.
Oh, shit.
You love it.
It's so funny.
But what's amazing about it is that,
Dale's like, I'm standing by her and like, not on my worst day.
Would I ever do this?
And then he's like, okay, but so cat, what, uh, what's he talking about?
What's he talking about this?
Um, is there like an iPad that you've got hidden?
Are you texting somebody I don't know about?
And then it's like, what do I do?
I just can't believe that that didn't go further.
Like, I want the receipts.
I want to see the iPad.
When I had heard about this, I was like, wait, Sean's friends with the X and they're, and
they're like, yeah.
And I was like, did he talk to the X?
And they're like, yeah, he called him.
And I'm like, did we have a camera on it when this happened?
And they're like, no, oh, no, we didn't do that.
And I'm like, what the, what are we doing, guys?
That's what I need.
Literally.
Like, what were they doing?
Fly this guy down here.
I need to know.
Seriously.
I believe they used to be down for that shit.
I need receipts.
Anyways, tomorrow, if you best believe, I'm going to be like, all right.
I need to know.
because it's a weird thing like it's it's it's it's fucked up that they are doing this to her right like
but if it's true it's fucked up that she did that I guess yeah exactly what's weird about it is
is that like okay so after you see the entire episode what do you think the truth is I mean I assume
that Sean's right she's like we all had lives before this and you know we came in with baggage
and like we didn't know how this was going to go or whatever so I was like okay so are you
saying that you were kind of still with this guy?
I'm confused, like, because if it is true, then, like, Sean does have a leg to stand on
in the fact of, like, okay, if we're supposed to be voting about, like, who's in love,
just so you know, I've got some information that might change how you feel about people,
which is true.
It would, it would make, that's why I want to be like, okay, I need to know the truth here.
No, I know.
Well, it just, to me, it seemed, especially like Alicia, like, it seemed like she had
seen the text and seen like it just seemed like they had hard proof you know what i mean
irrefutable proof i find it hard to believe that she had a like an ipad there and she was
able to text him yeah i don't know about that but but i could see i could so i could see her you know
you go there like like a week beforehand right and you're kind of sequestered you're stuck in a
room i can see her being stuck in that room and texting him
You know, being like, I just got here.
I'm probably going to be coming home soon or whatever.
And then once the show started, that stopped.
I could see that being the truth.
And so like two things to be true at the same time.
Sure.
But I do love that Sean was like, I'm fucking telling everyone.
The Goldens do not like this.
They think it's really rude.
So are you going to ask the hard-hitting questions tomorrow?
I'm going to ask them.
But under the guise of social media question, Whitney from Wyoming wants to know.
Where are there receipts?
Whitney from Wyoming wants to know, Sean, do you have receipts and can you open your phone?
Can you open your phone and can you show it to the camera?
Thank you.
Yeah, you have.
Of course.
I have questions too.
Yeah.
But it is funny.
Dale's like, but so, uh, what's going on?
Is it too?
I just want to know, I'm right behind you, standing beside you, 10 toes deep, but what's going on?
do I'm going back home that I need to know about.
And then he's like, you know what I should do?
I'm not going to question whether she's writing notes to other people.
But I am going to show you that she's writing notes to me too.
So here's a note that she wrote to me.
Like if anything, that just proves Sean's point more from me.
I'm like, if she's doing that, then she's definitely also writing love notes her boyfriend at home.
You know what I mean?
I don't know, man.
Anyways, the jury chooses Jess and Spencer.
Spencer. I don't really know the truth of what Sean said. So it's down to Jess and Spencer and
Alex and Andrew effectively. So then they have to make the decision. It's like, do you take the
money or do you choose love? What would you do in the situation? Well, here's the thing. I think
anyone with half a brain would stand there and know that if they picked money over a person's
feelings, they are going to look like an absolute piece of shit human. Right? Like there's no
getting there's no world where you don't look like a shitty person for choosing money you know
whether you need it or not it's just that's the facts so i think it comes down to like do you care
about how this looks and i think everybody on that show cares about how this looks yeah i agree with
you except cat yeah i think she does care how it looks actually no she does i know i never really
understood the rules of it but it was like if i choose money so i'm not going to choose my partner i'm
and choose the money. Do I get all the money? Because I'm sitting there being like,
that's what it sounded like. I want the quarter million. And then when we get out of here,
yeah, rekindle. If we're still together, I got a quarter million dollars. And if things don't work
out, God forbid, I'd have to split that with you. True. You know? So there is, not saying that
that's right. And for Alex, she has student loans. She's that. When you could tell Andrew was kind of
preparing himself to be okay, like to not take it personal if she took the money, you know?
Yeah.
Which was really big of him to do.
Very sweet.
Alex doesn't choose the money.
They're like the cutest thing in the world.
They end up winning $125,000 and that's great.
But I'm also like, hold on.
After taxes and all the shit.
And I got to split it.
And also you said it was $500,000.
And now this is much less.
Three envelopes.
Jesse, why don't you just tell me which one?
says a quarter of a million, please?
That would have been nice, huh?
That would have been nice.
I wonder if one of them had zero dollars.
I doubt it.
I think there was one that was 250.
You do.
I think there was one that was like 190,
and I think there was one that was 125.
That's what I think.
I don't know if that's true, but...
It's a good guess.
It's a good guess.
Spencer says the best line of the entire season.
I can make more money,
but I can't make another Jessica Taylor Edwards.
Oh, Spencer.
Got me in my fields.
I cried a little bit.
I wept like a little baby boy
like a little baby boy
who'd been spanked on his ass
because that was a great line
it was a good line really well said
and they win
190K which is really cute
and then he gets down one knee
and they're engaged
and that
is the end
of season 10 of Bachelor in Paradise
are you surprised she said yes
no
oh I am
we thought they were going to
engaged I think in the beginning of the show but it did get a little squirly when she was like I don't
know if I'm ready to move in with you and I don't want to have kids in two years the second to last
episode she was like crying in an interview saying like I'm just I I wish I was more sure
she was saying like things like that she wasn't sure yeah it's true so I'm shocked yeah
personally anyways what did you think of the season did you like the last episode yeah it was good
That doesn't seem like you did.
That's a tiny bit anti-climactic.
Like, I really wanted to see some shit go down.
Well, Sean did do that.
Not enough.
What did you want?
I needed, like, what you said, I needed them to bring the boyfriend in, you know?
Like, I don't, something, something dramatic.
I agree with that.
That was the only thing.
That's my only complaint.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
So now tomorrow, I'm hosting the Bachelor Happy Hour reunion show.
on iHeart radio and youtube what do i ask these people well obviously we've already gone over
what you ask sean and alicia like what what do you have like can we see it let's go yeah um
and also like alicia why do you hate cat so much i just need to know why that's the biggest one for
me i'm like that there's just so much underneath that like is missed there's just so much
missing like there's got to be more going on between the two of them for that there to be like
so much hate yeah so yeah that was that's a big one and then i think the only other for me that
i'm just like so curious about is just how bailey feels about everything with jeremy watching it
back yeah because so up until now it just seems like she's down playing it and that it's not
doesn't really bother her and i just find that hard to believe like if it were me i would just have
i'll be having a hard time yeah so i also want to get jeremy's perception of
of it all. Like, I want to understand, make me understand why it wasn't that big of a deal.
Yeah. You know, because it looks crazy. Like, you called in an interview. Like, it's a wild
thing to do. It is. And he's been kind of, you know, hinting I've seen on social media that, like,
producers were messing with him or whatever. And it's like, you, you can, you said what you said.
Like, you can hear the audio of the producer being like, you want to call her? He's like, can I call her?
she's like okay it wasn't like hey you know it's a good idea you should call it you know it was his
idea he did it and if he just says hey listen i got jealous she was out with andrew i was sad i
it was really early on i made a bad decision my relationship with bailey grew exponentially
after that moment and i just made it was a bad decision and i'm really sorry and i'm sorry
that i put her through it then i'll be like cool okay i cannot that fine and then with like
Andrew and Alex, same thing.
I want them to be like, so we weren't good friends to you, Bailey, and I'm sorry about that.
We probably should have said something.
I've learned a lot.
I wish I had done things differently, and I can't take it back, and I'm sorry.
And then I'll be like, okay, I'm good.
That's all I mean.
I also would love to know from Brian, like, if he feels as strongly as like we did about
how everybody treated him over all that, you know, watching it back, does he feel like
that was crazy that nobody was standing?
up for Bailey and like thankful that he was shedding light on this like it's crazy yeah it was weird
that he was like vilified for it yeah i would love to know like his thoughts on it all watching it
back and if he like regrets it are the golden's coming i think only one couple kathy and keith yeah
i want to ask jeremy why he hates the goldens i do want to know that why do you hate these old
fucks we're all destined to become them one day um it seems like is it what is her name the the woman
with Kim.
Faith.
Are they still together?
I don't think so.
It seemed like they
hard launched
and then I think maybe
they were just all hanging out
and it's just looking like that.
Got it.
Yeah.
It does look like that.
Yeah.
Okay.
But I'm excited to see,
you know,
like obviously like where are Jess
and Spencer?
Where are Alex and Andrew?
Are they still together?
Are they going to get engaged?
You know,
what's happening with Kat and Day?
Did Jess say she was going to move?
Yeah,
she's moving to Dallas,
it says.
Mm-hmm.
Are Cat and Dale still together?
No chance.
You don't think so?
Nah.
I feel like if they can make it through that, they can make it through anything.
Unless he saw the iPad when they got it.
Just let me, hold on.
Let's let me see the iPad all quick.
And I wonder if Brian and Paris are still together.
I feel like they might be.
What about Sean and Alicia?
They're either together or they're besties.
Yeah.
You know?
Anyways, that's a wrap.
Hopefully we have a season 11.
surely what do you think we'll keep from this season and what do you think what will we revert back to
i don't know i feel like the format was very good um i mean i know they're getting a lot of shit for
like stealing ideas from other shows and everything but like if you can't beat them join them you
know like whatever all the shows are a little similar like you pointed out earlier in the season like
it started out very different than how it ended you know they brought back a lot of the
silliness with the captions and I think they'll bring hopefully bring more of that into like
another season I would like to think but other than that like I really thought it was pretty good
there was like one compatibility challenge maybe that like tanked you know that it wasn't good
but other than that like I feel like they all actually like hit it'll be interesting to see
what happens if we do another season because we have to change everything up because they're going
to know what we did do so now it's like what do we do next time yeah how do you
Yeah, because there's no surprise about having to choose the money.
So, like, that kind of takes a lot away from it, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyways, that's all I got.
You got anything?
You got some faith things, bro?
Bro, I have a great thing.
What is it?
Have you heard of or seen the twisted tale of Amanda Knox?
I feel like I've seen this story a lot.
I know Amanda Knox, and I know she, you know, there was thought that she murdered her roommate in, like,
Italy in like 1997 or something and yeah probably didn't anyways so tell me all about it okay this
shows on hulu okay it's starring uh the girl from tell me lies grace van patten yep she is
fucking phenomenal in this like beyond all right this show is so good it's driving me crazy
because they're putting out a fucking episode a week and i'm hanging on the edge of my seat even though
like you kind of it's a true story right we all we all know what happens you can easily google it whatever
I guess, to an extent.
Like, you know what happens to the extent of, like,
this happened in real life already.
But, you know, I'm pretty sure, like, at the end of the day,
like, nobody, like, no one but her truly knows if she did it or not, right?
Like, yada, yada.
But her whole stances, she's innocent.
And boy, boy, watching this fucking show, like, I know this is scripted.
I get it.
But it's, like, fucked me up a little bit.
Like, it's dark.
Like, this poor fucking girl.
First of all, she's dumb as shit.
Okay, like, I'll say that right up the bat.
Like, watching it, like, you want to literally.
shake her and be like what the fuck are you doing like why would you do that why would you say that
why would you not listen to your mother like what are you doing like she's dumb as shit but then you have to
remember like she's a kid yeah she's literally a kid you know she's a student i don't know i may
maybe i was that stupid at that age i'm not really sure but like definitely dumb as shit however
the abuse of power with the whole system during this entire thing is bonkers bonkers it's truly
insane and it's just so
sad and for everybody involved
truly but man the show is good
and she like she's got to win something
for this her performance is amazing
the centers around Amanda Knox's
harrowing journey after being wrongfully
imprisoned for her roommate's murder
her battle to prove her innocence
and regain her freedom
the twisted tale of Amanda Knox
on Hulu
all right like it is terrifying that like you can
go to another country and be treated
like that and get thrown in fucking jail
for something you didn't do. Like it's what?
I mean, these fucking people, you just
have to watch it. But like these people
are speaking in Italian, which she
knows very, like, very little,
very little. And we'll straight up
say to them, while she's being interrogated, I don't
understand you, can you please get me a translator?
And they don't.
They won't. And they literally like
take her fucking answers knowing
she has no idea what she's even being asked.
Like, it is fucking crazy
and she's all alone. They question
her without a lawyer without a parent without anybody else in the room it's just it's just wild oh it's
very sad all right i'll check it out you have to you have to on a lighter note um i also watched the
map that leads to you oh madeline klein from outer banks yeah and kj appa who was in riverside
do you remember that show yeah heather's european adventure takes a turn when she meets jack sparking an
unexpected emotional journey neither of them saw coming the map that leads to you on prime this looks
terrible it's got to be terrible is it a little cheesy sure is it predictable yeah uh but it's really
cute josh lucas is in it oh forgot he plays her dad come full circle from him used to being in
being the heart throb to being the dad of the heartthrob isn't that crazy we're old we're very old
Oh, man.
But yeah, cute movie.
All right.
Oh, it's a movie.
Yeah, it's a movie.
Did Matt watch that with you?
You know what?
He came in towards the end and watched the end of it.
Oh, really?
But he was also scrolling on his phone.
Yeah.
Okay.
The only show I'm currently watching that Matt even remotely likes is it's not season two of the Terminalist.
It's technically a prequel and it's its own show, but it's the new The Terminalist show.
Because it's about, you know, Army guys.
So he's like into it.
Yeah.
All right.
Which I will say about that, loved the Terminalist the first season, loved it beyond.
So good.
Riley Keough, Chris Pat, just Chef's Kiss.
This season, this prequel, I don't dislike it, but it's much more action and army stuff, violent scenes.
Much more of that and less storyline so far.
So just note that if you are going to want to watch that.
All right.
which is why Matt loves it.
Oh, last thing.
I finally finished the hunting wives.
Oh, how was it?
Well, I watched the season finale on an airplane sitting in an aisle seat,
which was a huge mistake because there was an insane lesbian sex scene.
I was just so cringed, wondering who was to my diagonal right watching this
and wondering if I was okay.
You know, it was like a little bit too predictable at the end
because like you just kept knowing that there's no way it was the obvious choice, right?
Okay, like, so spoiler alert.
If you don't want me to ruin any of this, please fast forward 60 seconds.
You know, obviously this entire season, the freaking youth pastor is just like a walking red flag.
He's a piece of shit.
He's an alcoholic.
He's a pedophile.
Like, we know this.
We know he's bad.
And, but that was like too easy, you know?
It was too obvious for it to be him.
But it's like they kind of led you to think that it was him, but that you obviously know that it's not.
So then I don't know.
I just, like it took a lot of turns at the end, which I see what they were trying to do.
But it was just all, like, I was just a step ahead of them, kind of every turn.
And I just wished it had been a little less predictable, I guess.
Yeah.
I don't think you would like it.
Matt fucking hates it.
Yeah.
All the acting is really, like, Britney Snow is amazing.
Malin Ackerman's amazing.
The kids acting, not so good.
There's a couple kids in it that are horrible, but the adults are very good.
Dermit Mulanis in it, we love him.
Pretty sure they're going to bring this back for season two.
Oh, yeah.
So we'll see.
Oh, yeah.
that um i don't have any uh favorite things in tv or movies but i have a song are we are we
allowed to play songs now i don't know i found this on tic-toks i feel like never this is a band
called father of peace i really like this song a lot okay fuck my life my brain feels tight
let's get wild tonight what's the fun though everybody in the club go wow wow
Why, why, wow, wow, wow.
My suggestion is to suck the damn fuck up.
Sorry, I need to go down.
Oh, I don't want to go back to hell.
I need a little time for myself.
And watch a sun rise by the ocean.
Dream about how far we're going to go, my friend.
What do you think?
This is a very well thing.
like because it's cool
so cool
you don't think that's
awesome I mean it's funny
people have too much
time on their hands what are these people doing
what they've been a music video
exactly
what you're talking about yours is your fucking
rhoda wrecking ball in a music video
one time these guys are just out in some
yeah on a major label
selling
oh whoa whoa you don't know
you don't know if they're on a major label or not
oh you're right i don't but if they are that label needs to up the budgets you know what i mean
well listen they don't care about music videos anymore you know it's not like MTV's playing them
yeah anyways uh don't listen to brandy band members of father of peace i love your music it's awesome
oh geez all right what do you got coming up um home for a week which is really nice
I played my last show of the summer on Monday, on Labor Day.
I've got a month off, which I'm really excited about.
Coming out to L.A., though, next weekend.
And then Matt and I are actually going on a little road trip
that we've had planned for a long time.
We're going to drive through, we're going to start in L.A.
and drive through up to Idaho, drive through Idaho,
drive through Montana, drive through Wyoming,
maybe a little bit of Utah and his new truck,
which should be fun slash we might kill each other.
So I'll let you guys know how that's going to go.
Is this a truck he's restoring?
No, he got this new one.
It's beautiful.
I wish he's going to kill me for not knowing what it is.
But it's like an older truck, but it's like restored and like sickening.
I'll post some photos of it.
The one he restored is for sale.
I don't know why he hasn't listed it yet.
But maybe I'll do it for him.
It's a sick truck.
Like if anyone's looking for like an old cool truck, it's very cool.
My next show is not until October 3rd.
I'm playing Breakaway.
festival in Huntsville, Alabama.
Nice.
You need a break.
You've been working too much.
I'm freaking tired.
Yeah, you're fried.
And you're getting sick a lot.
And so...
I know.
Yeah.
I know.
What are you doing?
I'm doing this freaking reunion show tomorrow
that's going to be a nightmare.
Let's just be honest about it.
It's going to be a huge dumpster fire.
Maybe they'll listen to me.
I don't think they will, though, you know?
Because my name isn't Jesse Palmer,
and so they don't have any respect for me at all.
They don't have her as much.
for me when I'm the bartender. Why would they ever for me now? You know? Totally. I'm doing that.
And then that's kind of, I've got a golf trip I'm doing. And then I'm going out to New York.
I've got some work in New York. And then I come back and I'm working on a new TV show.
I'm trying, we're trying to make a new thing. So we're focusing on that. Oh, okay. So we'll see.
We'll see what happens. Cool. Anyways, that's all I got. All right. All right.
I guess we better watch some shit this week since No More Bachelor in Paradise.
I know.
I literally didn't watch anything else, but I've been gone, you know?
We're kind of hitting that lull where I feel like there's no TV for a hot minute.
My brain feels tight.
Let's get wild tonight.
Why have tears?
We love you.
See ya.
Bye.
Wow, wow, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
I like to go back to hell
I need a little time for myself
All right, later
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