Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - It’s the End of the World (according to TV) and I Feel Fine

Episode Date: March 11, 2026

Happy Wednesday YFT’ers! Your hosts kick this episode off with their latest health kicks: Brandi is loving Pilates while Wells is trying to drop a few pounds and improve his terrible sleep habits. From there they dive into a rich list of fave things, including F1: The Movie, Greenland 2, Paradise, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Monarch, and the upcoming Project Hail Mary, all the while wondering why every show right now seems to be about the end of the world. Are we all anxious about something?? And it wouldn’t be YFT without a friendly PSA about cleaning your hair grooming products (do it today!). Brandi’s off to snowy Calgary and Banff for a couple apres sets, and Wells is escaping to slightly warmer Hawaii. Hmm, which trip are you taking ?? Love ya, fam!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Quince: Now available in Canada too! Don't keep settling for clothes that don't last. Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns.Pique Life: Redefine your standard of evening ritual. Secure 10% off for life and begin your intentional wind-down journey today at Piquelife.com/yft.BetterHelp: BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/yft.Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation. All righty. How's everybody doing? So I read this study that taking Benadryl too much to like sleep, Alzheimer's. And I was like, well, that's good. I don't take a Benadry to sleep. And then I looked at my unisome ingredients and that's similar.

You know, it's kind of similar. And so now, you know, not, I'm going to start not using unisom to sleep. So it means I'm not going to sleep. sleep anymore last night. Couldn't fall asleep. It's like 2 o'clock. Suck so hard. But small price to pay for maybe not getting dementia. I don't know. Also, I know that's how I'm going out, by the way. You know, it's a crazy thing to say, but my grandma had Alzheimer's, like runs in the family. I think that's the way I'm going out, guys. I think I'm just going to kind of slowly dissipate into confusion, which, I don't know. It's a sad fate when you're on the other side of it, but I'm

sure what it's happening to you. It's fine because you're like, I don't know. that this is going on, you know? I'm always getting to meet new people. Anyways, I did keep the melatonin going, though. Melaton isn't doing anything for me, guys. What are we talking about here? I've pushed through the melatonin. My body used to respond well to the melatonin, and now it's like, no, dude, that's not going to do it. Let's be realistic. Anyways, let's do it. It's called the brand die. It's time to call it. It is time. Hello. How you doing? Good. I came from Pilates. Oh, how's Pilates? You know what? It's so great. I don't know why I ever stopped going. Oh, yeah. Because it's a workout. Workouts suck to do.

I mean, have you taken Pilates class by chance? No, I feel like it's not something that I would excel at. Why do you say that? One, you have to wear like stupid little socks, I think, and that annoys me. You have to wear grip socks, but like mine are crew socks with the grippy. It's not that crazy. I don't like that. I hate that look. And then it's like a soft. like sliding around, you know? There's no sliding. I feel like it's a machine that you slide, you go back and forth.

Oh, well, yes. What's wrong with that? I don't know. I don't need that. But also, I like how, like, I think the main thing, from what I understand about Pilates is sliding. And I said, that's a lot of sliding.

You said, you don't slide. What? Well, sliding is not really the right term, I would say. I don't know. What would you say it is? I don't know. You're not sliding. You're pushing the, it's a carriage.

and you're pushing the carriage back and forth with your legs. You're not like sliding. That's a slide to me. I mean, I think you should try it. I don't know. I feel like with the socks and the sliding and then people put a lot of, they like make it hot in there. No, they don't make it hot at all.

They don't do, that's hot yoga. That's hot yoga. We don't do that. Otherwise, I wouldn't be going. All right. Is there guys in there? There's one guy in my Pilates. Okay.

Let me tell. Okay. Okay. Okay, hold on. Is it so bad to go to a workout class full of beautiful fit women? I don't think so. Of course not.

But let's, let's, he's not doing this for all touristic reasons or he's not doing this because he really wants to get in shape. He's one of two things there's happening. One, he's single and he's trying to get laid.

All right? Good for him. Or gay dude that, like all his girlfriends go. Very possible. I don't see anything wrong with either scenario. Also, maybe he's just a man that wants to,

to increase his flexibility and, you know, promote health longevity as he gets older. And stretching and being flexible is, are there two of the best things you can do for yourself as you age? Welles. Yeah. You're not wrong about that. Just saying. Also going to a class. I got to go somewhere.

It's so great. Is it, though? Yeah, it's great. It's like, you know, you sign up for a class. You can't cancel with more than 12 hours before you get charged. So then you have the, like, well, I'd not have to go. So it keeps you accountable. which is great.

And it's just great to have to show up on a certain time and it's just an hour like it's so quick and easy and have you... It's just good to get into like a routine. Totally.

Have you seen some gains? I do feel like my abs are coming back. Okay. I also feel my lower body is a lot stronger than my upper body. I think like... Because of writing. In general, that's a thing.

But the riding, yeah. So like I noticed how weak I am in my arms and like upper body in Pilates. and I like was doing taking a selfie the other day and had my arm like up like this and felt like my arm muscles were popping so I'll take that and I just told math this morning because he was like how was Pilates was it hard and I was like you know what it wasn't that hard today which is a great sign which means I'm getting fitter but that also means I need to be better about challenging myself and the Pilates that I go to some of the classes we use weights and different things and I've I've just been using like the small weights the whole time but I feel I feel like it's probably time I graduate up in weight class and I just haven't. Yeah. But I think I should.

I think it's time. You got to do more sliding, dude. You got to slide more with heavier. I think I need more weight. So what do they, they put weight or is it resistance bands on the slide? So on the machine, hence your sliding mechanism that you're so obsessed with. There are springs that you attach.

And the springs decide how heavy or light the resistance is on your legs. So if you add more springs, it's harder and heavier to push the carriage away, right? But then we also use hand weights. So like when you're on the reformer and you're sliding away with the leg resistance on the thing, you're also doing like a chest press or, you know, like a chest fly and like doing different movements with your arms. So you're getting a full body workout.

Nice. Okay. Yeah, it's great. Highly recommend. All right. I love it. Have you been working out in your new gym? I have been.

I actually. Well, I've been. It's going pretty good. It's more of, I'm trying to. get be in a calorie deficit. Why? Because I think I could, I could say I'd lose a couple pounds, all right?

Really? I think that when I felt like I looked the best was about seven pounds ago. Oh, really? Yeah. So I'm trying to just like shave off like five would be fine with it. Okay. So what I'm trying to do.

And you're doing that by eating less calories? Yeah. And it's just, or a lot of like calories that are like empty calories. So it's like, oh, I eat a lot of salad. now, a lot of cucumber, just something that fills me up, but like it's not like calorie dense. Usually my aura ring, making sure that I'm always going over my calorie allotment of workout. Oh.

So like yesterday, like it was like 700 calories that wanted me to work out, which is, that's a, that was like a three mile run, a two mile walk, and I weight lifted. Damn. So I'm just trying to do that. Anyways, I don't know. I'm going to, I'm going to, on our health journeys. I know. Health and fitness.

I know, but I was talking to the YFT years before this. I saw this study, or people were saying that Benadryl promotes Alzheimer's. What? And I realized that Unisome has kind of similar ingredients to Benadryl. Do you take that a lot? Almost every single night. No, you do not. Yes, I do.

And now I'm not. Why? Because I want to sleep, Brandy. You can't sleep without Unisome? No. Well, that's not good. I know. But I also don't think that, like,

What's the one that everyone uses that like they go crazy and they start tweeting out weird stuff or they do weird stuff on Ambien. Oh, yeah, don't do that. I know. Well, you shouldn't be taking a pill to go to sleep. Well, then what do I do, Brandy? Are you okay? I'm a terrible sleeper. Also, this is not like a, just unique to me.

A lot of people have trouble sleeping. No, people do not take unison nightly. I think they do. That's crazy. Nobody should be doing that. Okay. Well, I'm going to stop now because I'm pretty sure. I think you should try some like holistic things.

I told you I tried weed that one time and I fucking. What about like no screens like an hour before you go to bed? Have you tried that? Yeah, that does help. I'm sure it could. You could do like a like a red light meditation before you get into bed. Just like 10 minutes just to, you know, relax. I do have one of those red light masks.

You should do that. All those things. Do that? Do that? And then turn off the television and no phone for a whole hour before you go to bed. No, I think that's the television. I think helps. No, but it's blue light.

Yeah, yeah, that's the phone. And the TV. TV's blue light? Any screens. Yeah. I also, not an ad should be. Actually, I think it maybe was an ad. I think it was an ad.

Anyway, I got blue light glasses from Warby Parker. Oh, yeah. I got some of those too. I've been wearing them to watch TV at night. Oh, really? And I do think, I think it helps. Really? You should try it.

Interesting. I have a pair. And here's the thing. I have perfect vision. I saw this thing on TikTok the other day is like some people can't unfocus their eyes. Did we talk about this? Unfocus. I think we did. Yeah. Can you you can't you can't unfocus your eyes? You can't like blur your vision. I mean, I don't think so. That's fucking wild to me. I mean, I don't think so. I'm listen. Your eyes are trash. My vision's always a little blurry if I'm honest. Really? Like I, I mean, I'm legally blind. I think you guys know that. And guys, my prescription is so bad.

My contacts are negative 8.5. That's really bad. Not that means. Really, really, really bad. And I'm just like in denial, I think about them getting even worse because that just scares me because they're already so bad. So I just don't ever change my prescription. Why don't you get the LASIC? I don't qualify for it.

That's how bad my eyesight is. Oh, shit. I know. So I just stick with the negative 8.5. and I probably need something stronger at this point because I've been wearing that prescription for a long time. Yeah, you need some thick of coat balls. I just deal with like a little bit.

It's like, you know, my vision's just not perfect, but I think it's fine. I function fine. Okay. How did I get onto my vision, my eyesight being good? Blue light glasses that are good for you to help you sleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I look good in glasses, though.

That's what sucks. Why does that suck? Because I don't need them. And then I feel like a poser if I'm wearing glasses that like don't do anything. I look good in glasses. Okay, but you can wear them at night with no way. prescription. You'll go get him.

Let me go get them and you can tell me if I look good. I would love that. Okay. You ready for the reveal? I'm ready. Wow. Do I look better? I wouldn't say better.

What would you say? Listen, I think there are probably a lot of women that like have a thing for men with in glasses. Like I think that's probably like Superman. You like Harc. See, that's not. That's not me. But I bet there are some women out there. Wived tears way in here.

Are you just? turned on by men in glasses. I think maybe with the hat off, it's better. I think hat off. Yeah. It does make me look smarter. Are these blue light? I think so.

These were movement. Okay. Try wearing them when you're watching TV to go to bed at night. It's not a terrible idea. And see if you sleep better. Yeah. Your backwards hat is really giving RFK Jr. vibes. Hey!

That's not bad. That guy fucking was hot. I got to say, I know we haven't started the show yet, but I was on the last. love story train so early. Like I started that show. I told you guys how fucking good it was. And now,

now everyone's obsessed with it. Now it's the most streamed show on FX or what the fuck ever. And your girl was on that way before everybody else. Yeah. And now I know all the women are kind of copying that his girlfriend's style or whatever. Carolyn Beset. Yeah. Yeah.

And I had gone to the preppy style even before this show had happened. You really did. And everyone now is just like, well, we're just going to wear everything polo. And I was like, well, that's what I was doing like six months ago. You were. I can attest. You did show up to my engagement party, very preppy. Yeah.

You know what he does? He does like a lot of jeans with like a t-shirt and like a blazer. Yeah. Yeah. Right. But I also think like your vibe right now, like the sweater, the preppy sweater, but with the sporty backward tat. Like he kind of mixed like sporty vibes with preppy vibes. He was kind of his thing, you know?

Yeah, okay. Well, so are you doing Carolyn Bissette or are you like, no, I just like the show? I don't think so. I mean, I love everything that she does. I love the 90s minimalism. Love the 90s vibes, obviously. I just don't think it's very me. I'm down to like take a few things for like I love, I've always loved loafer,

even though I'm not very preppy. I just have always loved a loafer. I've got several in my closet. So I've kind of taken that, like her loafer inspo and tried to incorporate that into like my style. I think I can like take a few bits and pieces from her for sure. I love the concept of like less is more. She's just usually always wearing like white or black with a gene.

You know, it's just very like simple and chic. And I do like that about it a lot. Yeah. We've talked a little bit about watching TV with blue light glasses. We've talked about a TV show that you were on before everyone else. We should probably show and then actually talk about some new stuff. Yeah. I think it's you.

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I'll start. Great. You know, you were right about this sport. Oh, I love when people tell me I'm running. I'm not watching Drive to Survive. Okay. But I watched F1. But you are watching F1.

I watched F1 last night, the movie with Brad Pitt. Okay. Loved it. Fantastic film. Did you see it? I've seen it twice. Oh, really? I don't remember you talking to me about it.

I think I did because Matt and I went to see that in the theater at the end of the year last year when it came out or whatever it came out. Dude, how fun is that movie? It's like days of thunder but like not more of like a mentor story. It ended kind of exactly how I wanted it to end. I thought it was going to end differently and then it didn't end that way and that made me happy. And then the end end of it I thought was pretty cool. too, actually. Anyways,

absolutely fantastic film. It was great. I will say this, and spoiler alerts coming up, but Brad Pitt does a lot of things that seem like he's cheating. He's like walking the fine line between that's smart or like,

I feel like you're a guy who's cheating a lot and kind of getting away with it. Yeah. I mean, I think that probably happens in F1, really? Does it? think people really put, you know, push their luck with the rules and a lot of things probably happen and then they don't get caught and then I don't know. Then when you do get caught, it's a big fine and that's a whole fucking thing. But I do think people probably push those

limits a lot in the actual sport. But I'm glad you loved it. I don't know. I thought what I thought you were going to say is that you were watching actual F1 like live because I noticed last night actually that I think it's Hulu or maybe it's no, I think it's Apple. Apple is like streaming live F1 now. It's like they finally brought the sport to America to where we can watch it. It was really hard to watch it live before. But I guess Drive to Survive has done so well that now they're like, well, let's just make this available for everybody. And so now like I think it's Apple TV.

Like when I opened it up, it was like Australia, Australia, Australian Grand Prix live. And you can just go watch it. I thought that's what you were going to say. Yeah. No, I don't know if I cared that much about it. But you loved the movie. Well, yeah. Yeah. So going back to the cheating.

Going back to the cheating. Okay, so one of the first things he does when he gets to F1, first of all, he was in a cool rate. He was at Daytona in a Porsche to start. And that was like kind of shitty. I'm sitting there thinking, this seems pretty cool. I don't know. That's because F1 is like the top of the floor.

I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. So what is it? I mean, like, so where is Indy car in that? The Indy car is below that? and then what's below that? Is that NASCAR? Because I feel like NASCAR is pretty popular,

but just a very American thing. It is very American. I don't think, I think it's very different. I think IndyCar and NASCAR are just two completely different things. I'm not super well versed on either one of them, to be honest,

but yes, like a lot of drivers that can't make it to F1 or get to F1 and then don't last in F1, they go to IndyCar. Got it. Well, like, you know, in the beginning of it,

when he gets to F1, like the first thing, he does when he cheats is he pretends like he doesn't know how to drive the car. So he starts late. And then because everyone has to wait for him at the end, his tires are hot. So he's able to like beat everyone. I was like, well, I feel like that's, that's cheating, my guy. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I've watched so much drive to survive. I do feel like so there is such a huge element to F1 racing is just strategy like that. And even though that's probably exaggerated and dramatized for a movie.

I do think, like, as I've watched F1 and hear the drivers, like, you know, talking with the strategist over the, over the comms, like, during the race, like there are so many little things you can do like that that could completely change the outcome. And basically anytime something happens where they have to throw a yellow flag, everybody has to basically line up and start again. Yeah. And that can, like, drastically change. And so it's, I'm sure there's so many rules about what you can and can't

do. Like I'm sure you technically can't purposefully cause a yellow flag. Yeah, but I bet there's a lot of things you can do. Yeah, I think I think there's, it's like all very blurry and I think there are some drivers that are willing to like test the limits more and do things like that and then others. And yeah, because like that's kind of what makes it fun to watch. At the end of the film, fucking Brad Pitt totally crashes. Yeah. So his teammate could pit to get new tires so he could. And like, it was like, well, you guys are just cheating, I think. Anyways.

You'm glad you loved it. It's so good. I'll watch that movie again. Yeah, it's a great movie. We watched it a couple times. What did you think about the love story? Yeah, that was the part where I was like, I don't know. I don't know if I needed that.

Yeah. I mean, I guess like, I think people think every movie needs some element of a love story, especially for people. Like, I think that's their way of drawing in a crowd that wouldn't normally watch sports movie. You know, it's like, well, there's a love story involved. So, I know, now people, now men can bring their wives and like the wives will enjoy the movie too kind of thing. I think that's why they do that. I know what? I'll tell you what I, you know, as a feminist male myself, what I didn't love about that storyline was the love story is like

the team engineer is like the one of the first females to be that job in F1 and she used to work for like Lockheed Martin, she was like a rocket scientist. And she's like really trying to like show the world that like a woman can do this job, right? She's trying to break barriers. And then she goes and fucks the driver. And I was just like, come on, man. Like, I didn't need that. You know?

If you are this person, then you should be like, absolutely not. I want people to think that like the reason why we're good is because I'm sleeping with the driver, you know, like. True. But what if they really were in love? Well, I don't think they were. He leaves her at the end. They could have been.

I'll see you down the road. Uh, well, pun intended. Great. But anyways, I loved it. Very fun. Yeah, great movie. Check it out. What do you got? I watched a movie. What'd you watch? Greenland 2. Oh, you did with, uh, what's his name? Gerard Butler. Gerard Butler. Not to be confused with another guy like Clive Owen, who's also the same person. Oh. You know what I'm talking about? I don't think so. You don't know who Clive Owen is? Clive Owen. What's he in? He's just the same person. Greenland two. Migration. The survival. You know, you know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about. You know who? Clive Owen is. Clive Owen. Clive Owen. What's he in? He's just the same person. Greenland Vivine Garrity family must leave the safety of the Greenland bunker and embark on a perilous journey across the decimated frozen wasteland of Europe to find a new home. Greenland 2. Starring Gerard Butler or Clive Owen, if you don't know. Marena Baccaran and Roman Griffin Davis. Marina Baccaran is Sahat. I love her. She was in my favorite show, Firefly, which is coming back apparently.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. Did you watch the first movie Greenland? I did. Yeah, it's been a hot minute. I, to be honest, like completely kind of forgot what that first movie was about. But essentially it's like the end of the world and they have this bunker and like whatever.

So this movie starts with them in the bunker and to no one's surprised that the bunker is going to shit and they've got to make a different life outside of the bunker to. survive um it's good listen it's not as good as the first movie matt fell asleep in 10 minutes he didn't love it but i watched the whole thing i didn't love it i didn't hate it it it was entertaining enough that it kept my attention for the whole movie um i did like the end a lot my only complaint was that there was just so much going wrong it was you know like every time that you would think like oh okay they've they've they've got some some good momentum going like something horrible would happen like every five fucking seconds yeah To the point where you're kind of like, okay, this is a little bit like, can they do anything?

Can anything happen? Can anything go right for them? Like can we just have like 10 minutes where like no one gets shot in the head and no one's like it? It was just like a lot. Like a back to back to back to back to back. Just horrible things happening their whole journey, which I guess is the whole point of the survival story. But I don't know. I kind of liked it. All right. Worth watching. I'm going to watch that one soon. Speaking of the end of the world, are you all cut up on paradise? Oh, I thought you were going to ask if I've watched the news lately. Oh, God, I know. Why is everything on television right now about the end of the world? Is that because it's the end of the world? I don't know. Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of that.

I just... Yes, I am caught up on Paradise. Dude. Did you like this last episode? I mean, it was heartbreaking, but I fucking loved it. What do you think's going to happen? Do you think that this guy is... Because obviously, they didn't take her.

They're taking her to... Colorado, you know? Yeah. So is this guy going to try to kill Sterling Brown? He killed Enis. Yeah, probably, right? Because if he takes him to the thing, she's going to be like,

I wasn't stolen. I fucking left. I was, I wanted to go. They have a train that's going to take me to you. I know. So then he's going to be like, okay, you motherfucker lied to me. and turned out. I was like, my wife. The other things, have you seen all like the, like the conspiracy theories about what's going on? I've seen a couple. I've seen one that says that Link is Sinatra's dead son.

Yes. And there's like, it's like different timelines and something about Link causes people to have nosebleeds. And that's why that scientist is like, here, you're going to need this when he gives him the. Oh, I haven't seen that conspiracy. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. Okay. I mean, it's just so good. I actually think this season might be better than last. I like it too because we're jumping around in all storylines.

I'm like, ooh, I like this one too. Ooh, I like this one too. I'm sad to see that Chalien Woodley went so quickly, but I mean, fun episode. If she does not win awards for that performance, something is very wrong. Like, I've always loved her. She's an amazing actress, but I thought that this was her best role. Like, I just thought she was amazing. Yeah.

In that scene, in that last scene, especially. Oh, man. Here's the thing. I guess I'm annoyed that we're away from the bunker, but then I'm like not because I'm like, this is kind of fun to be out and seeing what the world is like. Yeah, I was kind of bored of the bunker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know? Yeah. Anyways, that shows rocks. If you guys aren't watching Paradise, figure it out, it's on Hulu. Really good. Probably the best show on TV right now. Yes. I would agree with that.

Does Matt use an electric razor for like his beard and his pubs? He's been using my razor. apparently for his pubs, like the one I shave my legs with, which is really annoying. Does he go just, he goes, he goes just, here's why. He did have, he had the manscape razor or whatever. And it's, it's missing. We, it's disappeared. We don't know where it is. He's been asking for weeks if I've seen it. I have not seen it. I don't know where else it would be besides in our bathroom because we don't travel with it and I don't use it and I don't know where it's gone. So the other day, I picked up my razor to shoot my legs. And lo,

behold, there was a bunch of fucking hair in it. Gross. That wasn't mine. There are a couple things that like, I just don't think that you can share. I think razors are one of them. I think that toothbrushes are another. Oh, see, Matt does not think this. He's in the house.

He's going to kill. He thinks everything that's mine is his. No, I'm sorry. He's used my toothbrush more times than I can count. I don't like it. I've done it before and I'm not proud of it, but it was like at a time in which I didn't have a toothbrush or like someone else. that's us it's like when we're traveling he doesn't he doesn't even pack a bag he doesn't take anything

i would put my foot down and be like absolutely i'm just not going to allow i'm not allowing you to use my toothbrush like i don't want your plaque psoriasis on my toothbrush okay yeah i mean i don't i know but anyways trust me i i mean i travel with an electric toothbrush the second we got home i got a new brushhead for it do you use an electric razor like manscaping yes if i go just razor down there, then I just looks like a child, you know? Oh. That's not good. I don't need, I didn't need that visual at all.

Yeah, but you said that's what Matt's doing. So you see. Well, I think he did it out of desperation because his razor is AWOL. Yeah, well, anyways, it's not a good luck for a man, but you do need to keep it, you know, somewhat kemped. I haven't had to recently because my wife's in New York and like, who am I trying to impress? Oh, you're just letting it go.

I kind of went a little beast mode on it. I went full porcupine, but I recently was like, I gotta, we gotta do something. I'm going to Hawaii soon. I'm being a bathing suit. I need to look good. You're going to Hawaii? Yeah. With who?

My buddy Chad's 40th birthday. So like a bunch of people are going out there. Must be fucking nice. Here's my cautionary tale to everyone. I know we have a lot of women that follow this show. But you probably have men around you that are using like, you know, like beard trimmers and manscapers and all this stuff. Here's something that I was never taught

because my father wasn't a beard man. He was a shave man. So I never learned from my dear old dad what to do with the beard trimmer. I didn't know this. You know the mechanism that goes back and forth and cuts the hair. If you pull on that, it pulls down.

And then all of a sudden you can see inside. And you need to clean that. Mine was full of hair. years upon years of chesticles and pubicles. That's disgusting. You shave your chest hair? I trim it. Interesting.

I don't like, I don't want to be no hair, but like sometimes it gets a little outrageous. And also my armpit hair gets like really crazy, so I got to bring that down a little bit, you know? Interesting. I'm Portuguese, okay? Oh, okay.

But anyways, if you guys didn't know this, you need to know it now, you need to go to your man's manscaper, pull that thing down and then... Oh, we're not doing that. Okay, well, they tell you... They need to do that. I'm telling you, now it's cutting through like butter,

you know? Like a hot knife through butter. I've had a... Healthy, TMI. Yeah. Anyway, I just was like, I saw this and I was like, I've had this thing for years. I've never cleaned.

I've never, I mean, I've cleaned, I've never just opened it. up and then seen what's how, I don't even know how it gets inside, but it does. Okay. Disgusting. So you know. Well, I got laser hair removal and let me tell you what. It was the best thing I've ever done. You got it everywhere? No, I did my underarms and I did like an extended bikini area. Not quite, not what didn't quite go Brazilian with it, but yeah. Because who knows what the trends are going to be? Who knows? Oh, exactly. You know, call me crazy. I feel like some of the hair is there for a reason. and I just didn't want it all gone.

But enough is gone that I no longer have to shave when I want to put on a bikini. And it is fucking fantastic. That's nice. Can I ask you something about the hairstyles of ladies' nether regions? Sure. Do you guys talk about like, you know what's in right now is the landing strip?

You know what's in right now is like full bush. You know what's in right now is the Dorito. Like, do you guys talk about that? No, we don't. No? So how do you know? I would say the only person I ever talked about it with would be the person waxing me if I was doing that.

So you were like, tell me what are the trends right now? Yeah, what's everybody doing right now? Yeah. Well, they're going to lie and be like whatever gets me paid the most, probably. Right? I mean, I guess it depends on who you go to. I guess that's true. Yeah, no.

That's crazy. Anyways. Crazy. That's crazy. I started season two of the last thing he told me with Jennifer Garner. I never liked season one. Season one I thought was pretty good. I like the book.

I got to say, season two didn't grasp me. You know? That's a bummer. I tried to watch season two of hijack last night and it wasn't grasping me either. Oh, really?

You know, like the train thing? I was one of my favorite thing last week. I might give it another try, but I wasn't impressed with episode one. Well, if you like Night of the Seven Kingdoms on HBO, may I suggest read in the book? It's a quick read. And I tell you what,

get you excited for what we're going to get in them next year or whatever. Well, yeah, when are we getting it? Like three years from now the way freaking HBO works? I have a feeling it's going to be sooner rather than later because I have a feeling that they filmed it all at the same time because they don't want egg to start to look too old. That's my theory on it.

Interesting. Okay, well, that'd be great. Matt literally talks every week about how much we missed that show. Tell them to read that book. The book is awesome. I don't think Matt reads, but I'll give it a go. Does he listen to book on tape? No, but maybe he would like that better.

Yeah, that's great. Anyways, I finished it. The second book I thought was like, or the second part, season two effectively. I thought it was a little slow, but then it got pretty great. Mm-hmm. And then George R. Martin at the end of it kind of like, he doesn't, he hasn't made a follow-up to the book, but he kind of tells the direction of which they're going. So in my mind, I'm like, they could just keep doing this for, you know, for seven more seasons if they wanted.

Yeah. I think it wouldn't be hard. This really is like just a lot of adventures. It's really just two guys going on adventures. Well, that's cool. Staying in the book world, this was a while ago. But, you know, coming out, I believe on the 20th of this month is Project Hail Mary, starring Ryan Gosling. Oh.

That's why he was on Essend. Love him. Who doesn't, right? Anyways, so in gearing up for that movie coming out, I started listening to that book again. Have you read Project Hill Mary? No, I haven't. Brandy. Did you watch the...

So good. Did you read The Martian? I mean, I watched The Martian. I don't think I read... Maybe I did. I can't remember. Okay. Same author, Andy Weir.

Okay. But this one's better. It's so awesome. Really? And it's like, I'm reading it again. I'm like, oh my God, this is so fucking good. You have got to read Project Hill Mary. All right.

I'll do that. And read it before this movie comes out. Because I think this is going to be a movie that everyone's going to go see. They did a weird thing where they let a lot of critics go see it like a month early, which means that the studio thinks like, okay, they've got a classic on their hands.

See, I get so torn when there's a movie coming out taken from a book and I haven't read the book. I'm always like, should I not read the book so that the movie's better? Yeah, I understand that. Because if I read the book, I guarantee you I will like the book better than the movie.

Yeah. It's a tough one. I can't imagine that the movie will be as good as the book because that's just how the world works. I know. So maybe I wait, watch the movie, then read the book. Yeah. It's not a bad idea.

You know what I realized you their day? What's that? I've never heard anyone say, my dog doesn't like women. So please stay back. Yeah. What does that tell you else? It tells you that the only people out hurting dogs are men.

Yeah, it tells you that men are trash because dogs know best. Well, no, I think a lot of dogs are just, well, they've been like hurt, but that was just so fucking crazy. One of my dogs doesn't, all strangers in general, he's like wary, but like it's,

it's always men. Like if he's, if he's ever bit anybody, it's been a man. Yeah. Kind of thing. Um, little happy boy.

But he was never, he was never abused. My man, we've had him since he was a puppy. Mm. But specifically men in hats. Yeah. So if you're coming over,

you got to take the hat off. Oh, yeah. Maybe he, maybe he was robbed and someone was wearing a hat. I don't think so. No.

No. Well, I don't know. I had a dog that was very racist once. God. Yeah, like the gardeners who were Hispanic, he did not like them. Are you sure it wasn't just because they're men? I don't know that. But I remember thinking, I think this guy's racist.

We also had like someone who would come over a lot that was African American. He didn't like him either. And I was like, dude, you got a fucking chill. Another man. I know. But also some responsibility needs to be laid upon the animal for being a little racist. Have what were they ever racist towards a woman? No, that's a good, that's a good point because I believe that our maid growing up was Hispanic and she, there was no prejudice against her.

Now see? All right. So they weren't racist. They're just genderist. Man haters. Yeah. I started watching this kind of fun Godzilla show called Monarch, the legacy of monsters. Have you seen this?

Oh. I've seen it advertised and it just didn't look like it was for me. but tell us about it. Very fun, and the cast is great. It's on Apple TV set after the battle between Godzilla and the Titans, revealing that monsters are real, follows one family's journey to uncover its buried secrets and a legacy linking them to Monarch.

Monarch, Legacy of Monsters, starring Kurt Russell and Wyatt Russell. Okay. The Russells are doing this. Love that. If you're into monster movies, Have a monster mash. I don't know if I am. Yeah, but do you like Jurassic Park?

Yeah. Matt was watching the new one of those. Yeah, because they're like all on Netflix right now. Yeah. They've been like my go-to-sleep movies. Oh. I know. No wonder I'm not going to bed.

I'm fucking... No wonder. But those are monster movies. Yeah, I guess so. Some of my like... Like Godzilla was a little tough for me to get into. Yeah. It just depends.

I don't disagree what you're saying. I'm very excited, as is the rest of... of the world about the Hannah Montana 20 year anniversary coming up in a week and a half. Oh my God, where's that airing? What's happening? How do I get to tune in? Is it a live situation? Disney Plus. Got to do it. And the anniversary is

the 24th. So Tuesday, March 24th. What anniversary? It's 20 years? It's been 20 fucking years since Hannah Montana aired. Isn't that insane? You know what's sad? I'm ancient. I'm ancient because that was a show that I was too old to watch. Yeah. Well, same.

You were on it. I was on it. No, it's fucking crazy. It's been 20 years. It's literally nuts. I might be cooking up a couple of Hannah Montana remixes in honor of the 20 year anniversary and that I'm going to hopefully be putting out in a couple weeks. Are you going to be in the show? I'm not. I was going to go out and make a little cameo and I just wasn't feeling great. and I've just been so focused on my health that I didn't want to get back on a plane

and go to L.A., so I skipped it. Wow. Which I might regret. But I am going to go for the premiere, which is in a week and a half. So I'll be at the premiere. Randy, go be on the movie.

Is it a movie or a TV show? It's a special. It's a special. It's not even a show. So how long is it? One hour. I think it's an hour. All right.

I actually don't know, but it's not like a, it's just one little, a little special. What's the storyline? Does everyone know that she's Hannah Montana yet? No, there's no storyline. It's not a new show.

So it's not like a, it's not scripted? I don't. I don't, I actually don't know. I don't know. Is it a concert? I don't know what I can say. Got it, got it, got it, got it. Well, okay, in my mind, it's like another episode of Hannah Montana

where like everyone's just older now. Is your dad in it? My lips are sealed Come on, what the fuck is the point of knowing you And you teasing this? I don't know, but I just remember that one time I got in trouble for saying too much on this show Now I'm just scarred

Now I'm just scared because I don't I don't know what's been released and what hasn't But I know that people know There is an anniversary special airing That's all I'm allowed to say If you had gone What would have been your role? Would you have been in the band?

I just want to be a little cameo. Just a little cameo. Would you be in the band? I may have played in, you know, played in the band. It was a cameo. It was a quick, quick little flip, but it was so nice of them to include me and want me to be involved. It was really nice. And I did go back and forth on it.

But at the end of the day, I just, I'm really, guys, I'm really committed to my health. Like, I know this is like I'm sounding a little bit repetitive here, but I've just been working so hard to get my health right and my body right. and I had just gotten back from L.A. and gotten home, and I didn't want to take another flight. I was already feeling a little bit run down, and so I made the decision to stay home. And, yeah, I just have to live with that. But I will be at the premiere.

I will be there to support everybody and see it and all that. Lovely. And I'm going to put out some remixes. I'm spending my energy on that. When is the premiere? The 24th, I think. What? Are you in Hawaii?

No, actually, I'll be back from Hawaii. Maybe I should go to the... Oh, really? Maybe I should go to the premiere of the moment. I'll see if I can swing you. Can you get me a ticket? Is Matt going? Yeah, he's going to get it.

All right, well, that's exciting. Yeah, so we have that to look forward to, and that's what I've been working on. Can I just real quick tell you something that grinds my gears? It wouldn't be a YFT episode if you didn't. Okay. Can, hey, people out there who love to tell you about their problems, like their only personality traits is that they got problems. You've always got a problem. You've always got an issue.

There's always a thing. And then when you give them a solution, they go, that's a good idea. And then they don't do it. And then the next time you see them, you ask them what their problem and they still have the problem because they didn't do the thing

that you said to do, which would you have to fix the problem, which makes me believe that you just want to be a person that's got problems, all right? Exactly. Stop. I'm tired of you, man.

If you want to live like this, then fine. But don't bring me down with you. Yeah. Like it's the only thing you can talk about when you go, you know, everyone's got that friend. Like every time you go to dinner, like, oh my God, you don't never. I have this friend. You know, and you're like, fuck, dude, you are such a succubis of energy because every time we talk, it's like, it's like the only thing interesting about you is that things are going bad about you. Totally.

And then they don't fix them because then they know if they fix them, then they'll have nothing to talk about. Yep. It's exhausting. Also, I mean, this joke's been told a million times, but like, when someone says like, hey, how's it going? We're not looking for a whole fucking thing, you know? We're looking for you to lie and say things are fucking great. These are great.

I'm doing good, you know? Now, if someone presses you, then sure, you can dive into it. But you know what? No one cares, all right? We only really care about what's going on with us because we're all egocentric, egomaniacs, egomaniacal maniacs. And so anytime anyone says, how's it going?

going great, even if it's not. So good. Life's awesome. Life's awesome. We're at war, but it's fine. It's all great. I mean, that's not good. That part is pretty bad. But I didn't do that. True. And there's something that I can do to stop it.

True. Yeah. All right, what do you got coming up? I'm heading to Calgary this weekend. Oh, Calgary. Good old Calgary. It's fucking 20 degrees there. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. But I do, it's like, I think it's like the last, I could be wrong, but I feel like it's like the last weekend of skiing.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. It's like the closing of ski stuff. So I'm playing an opera ski party in Calgary on Friday night, like an after party. And then Saturday during the day, I'm actually playing at Sunshine Village, which is this, it's up on the mountain at the ski resort on Saturday day doing an opera performance. So it should be super fun.

I'm probably going to freeze to death, but I feel like it'll be like my little last bout of winter, my little last winter trip before I start doing summery type stuff before like festival season and stuff. Yeah, totally. And I love Banff. I went a couple years ago, gorgeous up there. Bamph, all right.

Thanks a fun. What are you doing? I'm going to Hawaii next week, late next week. Damn. That sounds so nice. But I'm only going for one, two, three, and a half days. and then I go to New York to help Sarah come back.

So Sarah's coming home? He's getting her back, baby. Love that for you. And then I might go to the Masters. I might not. I don't know. So yeah, anyways, that's what's happening in my world. Yeah. Okay.

Well, I'll be in L.A. next week. Maybe we can do it in person when I'm there. That would be lovely. We've got to do it early in the morning, though. Well, not really, but we'll discuss. We'll discuss it. All right. Well, go check.

Your man's manscaper, everybody. Well, he can't find his, so. Yeah, just got a new one. He can do that. Yeah, they're not. What are we talking about? 30 bucks here? Come on.

I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Tell you what, I spent 100 bucks on socks for him the other day because he won't stop wearing mine. You need to set some boundaries with this man, right? That's another thing.

I've tried. That's a, well, socks is okay, but also. He just takes them. How does he, he's seven feet up? Also, how does he fit into them? He has good taste. He always takes my feet. favorite socks.

How does he fit into the socks? Well, that's the problem. Then he stretches them out and I can't wear them anymore. Yeah. So then they just become his socks. All right. Well, good luck with that. Thanks.

Okay, bye. Bye.