Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Keep the main thing the main thing

Episode Date: July 24, 2024

In a shocking turn of events WELLS has a nightmare travel story to share with the group. Then, the next event in the series of interesting events that is 2024, your hosts briefly touch on the upcoming election just long enough to make a few people mad before diving to MELBIN and discussing the latest Bachelorette drama. Conclusion: the Sams need to go. They have a solid list of fave things and end the ep with an audiobook discussion—is it reading?   Favorite things mentioned:  The Bachelorette (ABC)  Hannah Berner: We Ride At Dawn (Netflix)  The Long Game (Netflix)  Migration (Prime)  Presumed Innocent (Apple)  House of the Dragon (HBO)  Homicide: Los Angeles (Netflix)  A Court of Thornes and Roses by Sarah J. Maas    Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Fiji Water: Visit your local retailer to pick up some FIJI Water today for your next backyard party, beach or pool day, hike, or even your home office. It’s not just water. It’s FIJI Water.  Nutrafol: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT  Schedule35: Get 15% Off with code YFT at Schedule35.co   Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation 

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Do it. Okie dokie. What's up? Hey. Uh, how Okie dokie. What's up? Hey. How you doing? Good. It's thunderstorming here. Why? Because

the atmosphere is doing a thing and it's storming. Oh, it's the atmosphere. Yeah. But my dogs are freaking out, so. Are they? They're all just right here under my feet. Do they have thunder jackets on? No. Why not? Those don't work. I mean, they might.

I don't think so. Yeah. What about just like Benadryl or drugs? Yeah, they'll be fine. Alright. You know. Dude, the weather, huh? Yeah, where are you? I'm in New York City. My apartment is looking awfully sterile.

Well, this is the guest bedroom. Got it. It's also, like, not our apartment. We're, like, renting it, you know? No, I know, I know. That's why, yeah. So, I don't know. I'm not zhuzhing it up.

I don't even own the place. No, no, it's silly. Yeah. So, it's storming over there. Everything else going good? Yeah, you know, i just got home last night um just another fucking brutal 10 hour travel day for me i won't even i won't uh bore you with the details of how terrible it was but it was terrible and got home slept nine hours and

feel like a new human so yeah that's good yeah um yeah i was reading some of the fuck you very much as in a lot of them are are um i'm tired of hearing brandy complain about travel yeah so it's fucking terrible just in case anyone's wondering well it happened to me by the way were you trying to fly during that it thing no right beforehand actually oh so and i knew i kind of knew that like there might be some bad weather in new york so like i was kind of like bracing myself for it so i got on the flight from lax to jfk and i was just like you know maybe who knows who knows what's gonna happen maybe we'll make it because we were delayed a little bit like getting out pilot was he was cool he was just like yeah

we're we're gonna try we'll see what happens you know as we get closer we'll talk to you know ground control and yada yada so then we we get to new york'll see what happens. You know, as we get closer, we'll talk to, you know, ground control and yada, yada, yada. So then we get to New York area and he's like, you know what? Like, I think they've got a window for us. I think we're going to make it. And I was like, fuck yes, dude.

Yes. Nothing bad ever happens to me. And I was so excited. And we're coming in for landing. Like, we're coming in for landing. But we had been, like, circling for, like, an hour because we were waiting for like a you know like a pocket or whatever all of a sudden we're coming in for landing and then

i feel it power back up and that's the word i know i was like no so we go back up in the air and he's like yeah we missed the window and i'm like looking out the window seeing like lightning everywhere so i'm like yeah it's probably you know it's not gonna be probably best we don't get struck by lightning yeah exactly i've done that it's not fun you've been struck by lightning yeah i remember in south america oh yeah that's right the whole news story about it yeah i was on a private jet too which is even scarier well it was i mean it was private but it was a 737 it was a huge plane yeah yeah so anyways so we go back up and then he's like listen i gotta go to we gotta go to like boston and i was like okay let's go to boston and we stood around for a while

and finally he's like i was waiting to see if they would like let us back in but it's not gonna happen we gotta go to boston so we land in boston we get off the plane and it was just like a really bad communication from like america's american airlines standpoint so we get off the plane and it was just like a really bad communication from like america's american airlines standpoint so we get off the plane and like everyone's in line to be like okay what do we do and they're like hey listen it's weather it's an act of god so like we're not gonna issue you guys any liable yeah which is okay that's fine and so then i'm like all right so then do i get so they're like your flight we get in probably like midnight they're like your flight's gonna be tomorrow at 11 o'clock in the morning so i was like okay well then i'll go like surely in logan international airport there's like a uh you know

like a sheraton or a you know a marriott and i'll go and you know i'll shell out 150 bucks to go sleep and then i'll come back and she goes there are there are no hotels. And I was like, there's no hotels for American or there's no hotels in the greater Boston area for me to sleep at. And they're like, yeah, no hotels. And I was like, no, no way there's no hotels. And they're like, also, there's no rental cars. And I'm like, okay.

So I'm like, surely that's not true. So I go on my phone and it is very true. There's no hotels in the airport area. Yeah. And like the closest hotel was like eight hundred dollars for the night. And I was like, what is happening? So obviously something was happening in Boston. So they're like, you got to go down a baggage claim.

You got to get your bags and then you can come back up. But by the time we all wanted to come back up, TSA was closed. So we were stuck. I fucking hate when they do that. So we were stuck in baggage claim. I've become friends with all these people because we're all trying to figure out what to do. Like this one guy named Michael and his wife Michelle, they were like, we're going to rent a car. We're going to Long Island. We can get you as far as Long Island.

Oh, my God. I felt like Kevin's mom in Home Alone, you know? John Candy's polka band uh like takes her into the wing so so we're like trying to figure it out together fast forward no one can get out of there there are no rental cars straight up i slept on a cot in baggage claim they have cots so that's the thing i was on the floor for a while because i slept on the floor last time i got stranded. And then I saw like something like cots.

I went over with my buddy Michael. And they're like $20 a cot. And Michael is from New Jersey. And he was like, or from Long Island. He was like, no fucking way. This is your problem. You got us stuck here. You can't charge us $20.

I'm like, fuck yeah, Michael. I'm like, snap it. Get him. This guy. Get him, Mike. Get him. And so they finally got us some cots. I slept on a cot. Oh my God. Well, you are lucky because most people

don't get cots. Most people are on the fucking floor. But like looking around, it looked like I was in the Superdome at Hurricane Katrina, man. It was just like cots everywhere. And anyways, that is insane. So the next day we finally get to, you know, we get to the gate and it's all my buddies. Like we have this trauma bond together. Yeah.

All of my new friends, Logan International Airport. Anyways, listen, it was what it was. I got here. It happened. But now I got. And also like me and Mike, like I have his number. Like he invited me to his place in Fire Island to go fishing and shit. Okay.

You know? Yeah. So anyways, that happened to me. But you know, it was what it was. Guess so. I'm here. Air travel just sucks these days. I know.

How about Joe Biden? Out! No one's shocked. No one's shocked. Do you like the Kamala Harris decision? I mean, not really. Who would you want to have run? I don't even know.

Yeah. Somebody, like, we've said this, but, like, somebody younger, maybe, would be great? At least she's somewhat young. I mean, a little. Yeah. I want Michelle Obama. She doesn't want to be a politician. Well, I don't blame her, but that's who I want.

Yeah, it's not going to happen. Crazy times. Like some posts, they were like, dude, the Wikipedia on the year 2024 is going to be thick. Mm-hmm. You know? Mm-hmm. It's going to be a lot. It is.

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Bachelorette. Jen's journey to find love continues down under in Melbourne. If I hear the word Melbourne one more fucking time on this show, is it just me or do they say it like way more than they would normally say a destination's name? I agree. And I also feel like it's a it's like a bad bit that like some producer was like, you got to call it Melbourne. And then they kept on doing it because when you hear the like the people from Melbourne say, yeah, yeah, you don't say Melbourne.

No, they say Melbournebourne melbourne melbourne i don't even know i don't think that's quite it either i don't know i just i don't need to hear the city name ever again you know what i mean like we're good we know where you guys are we get yeah yeah and here's another thing i don't need to hear anymore guys keeping the main thing the main thing, guys. Keeping the main thing the main thing. If I hear keeping the main thing the main thing one more time, the main thing is going to be up your fucking ass, man. And the main thing is my size 11 boot. Stop saying that. Everyone's saying it too. The drinking game needs to be drink every time you hear the main thing is the main thing.

Yeah. So the main thing is Jen. Is that what the main thing is? These boys. Yeah. So the main thing is Jen. Is that what the main thing is? These boys. I'm going to say something a little controversial. Okay. I love that. I don't know if I like any of these guys.

I know. I don't really. There's a couple that I like, but that's because I haven't heard them speak very much. You know what I mean? Yes, yes, yes. The least, the less they speak, the more I like. Yes, exactly. All right. Well, let's keep the main thing the main thing and talk about the bachelorette uh we're still down in melbourne

it opens with a viewer discretion advisory for a douchey workout scene which is which is great actually it's very funny i gotta say um i enjoyed that part of it and i'm like oh okay because you're like oh my god is this going to be an episode where they talk about bullying and we have like yeah you know like i put a suicide hotline number up or something you know when they always do that shit and you're like what's gonna happen here but now it's a joke and i appreciate that and then okay so we get that so we're are we're off and running with the joke and then establishing shot a marriott getting that Marriott money I see you Bachelorette

Yeah We're not fucking around With the Four Seasons Not even a Hilton No no no We're going straight To the bottom We're going Marriott

I personally feel like Marriott is a step Above Hilton Oh you do? I think Hilton's are trash I don't know the hierarchy Of hotels Oh yeah

There's some nice Marriott's out there. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got that Mormon money, you know? Is that right? Yeah, there's Mormon Bible in the Marriott desks. Yeah. Well, all I know is we're here for the stay. I think that's their slogan.

Don't know. Yeah. So, there's a date card, and Devin thinks he's getting a one-on-one and it's like dev i hate to say this to you the best the best we can do for you is a two-on-one okay but uh spencer gets the one-on-one here's a a bold statement i think he looks more handsome with the glasses on. Really? Yeah. Interesting. Keep the glasses on, Spence. Without the glasses on, though, you can see he's got really

pretty eyes. Yeah. They glisten. They're sparkly. So Spence Dog gets the one-on-one. Apparently they saved money on the hotel so they could spend it on the date. Because this is a pretty dope-ass date, I gotta say. They get into a helicopter. Everyone's

really sticking to the Melbourne pronunciation, I see. Yes, they are. And then it comes to the tough conversation that we have to have. That Spencer's ex is a harlot. She's a no-good

two-timing hooah. You're a slut, Sibylann. You're a slut. Oh, my God. It's so funny because it's like, so your big thing is you've been cheated on? No, I know. Hey, Spence.

I'm not trying to belittle your trauma. However, we've all been fucking cheated on, okay? Every last one of us so but it's fine listen everyone's got it like when i was on the show i'm thinking could i have used that one because i yeah you could have i'm sure jojo i can tell you i was cheated on and i mean at least he was engaged like at least true so it is a little worse i agree but now i'm like spence i need to hear the rest of this story where did she go yeah vacation was this a bachelorette party did she fuck the stripper possible you know yeah did she go down

under and then meet the thunder from down under and then fuck one of those dudes well you can meet the thunder down under in las vegas so one of those dudes. Well, you can meet the Thunder Down Under in Las Vegas. So maybe that's what happened. That might be it right there. All right. So then we have a group date where we meet the Thunder from Down Under. Yes, we do. I feel like if you're going to try some crazy move where you're doing like a flip into like a scorpion.

Yeah, it was pretty intense. Move, you should do that you know on some pads or something especially if like you haven't warmed up the wrists yeah but old sam men isn't gonna be able to jerk off for a while because he he pulled that wrist something happened sprained the wrist i thought it was his thumb i don't know what it was yeah but he's in trouble now boys and he's freaking out for no fucking reason whatsoever so there's just one part where jen's like you know it's not about the pecs it's not about the abs and then it's q scroll down devon's body to his little pooch of a belly that is not nice take it back back. It's so mean.

You're terrible. I didn't do it. I didn't edit it. I wasn't in the control room being like, all right, now pan down to his fucking belly. Nailed it. Great. All right. Why didn't do it?

Just because I'm the one pointing it out doesn't make me the bad guy. Okay? But also hilarious and so mean. So mean. You know what's funny is that, like, they'll send out a thing being like, hey, every season, would you guys mind, like, making a video? I actually need to make one before, like, the end of the month. And they'll be like, hey, will you make a video, like, telling Bats for Nations, like, not be bullies on social media and, like, remember that these that these are people too and that they're very brave for going on this adventure and like when you read the comments to the dms it can be really hurtful so like you know try to be a human bachelor nation

yada yada yada and i'm like absolutely i would love to do that but then you guys pull this shit you're just like let's fat shame this fucking kid. Uh-oh. Okay. So basically it's like, we're going to fuck with them, but we need you guys to make sure that no one's mean to them. Right. Yeah. No accountability whatsoever, but hey. Anyways, that's really funny.

You know, I figured out Devin's issue. Oh boy. He's got a bad tooth to gum ratio. He does? I didn't notice. Yeah issue. Oh, boy. He's got a bad tooth-to-gum ratio. He does? I didn't notice. Yeah, a lot of gum. I'm seeing a lot of gum. We have to cut this.

He has body dysmorphia issues. Does he? Yeah. Or is he just using that? No, you can't. I know. I love how he has body dysmorphia. That's his conversation with Jen,

is that he used to be a fat kid, and it used to fuck with him and producers were still like fuck it they're so mean keep it in guys keep the belly shot in we don't care i like devin and i i thought he was so confident on that day and i was just proud of him and i just think he's my favorite yeah right now salmon's freaking out i don't know why he seems like he's in good shape. Both the Sams just need to go. Yeah, the Sams.

The two Sams are just, they're my least favorite right now. Yeah. So Sam M doesn't want to strip. Yep. So he decides to stop the entire thing. Mm-hmm. It doesn't work out for him. It doesn't go well.

It doesn't. That was very awkward. And then he tells her that he's falling in love with her. Which is ridiculous. It's a little early. We're still in Melbourne, all right? But I do like the fact that he's keeping the main thing the main thing. So that's good.

Devin has the conversation with her about his body dysmorphia. Poor guy. And I feel like it's one of the most awkward kisses I've seen in a very long time. Really? I thought it was awkward, no? It was fine. I mean, there's a lot of awkward kisses on this show. Yeah.

I thought it was one of the worst I've seen. So Sam and the other Sam and Thomas are hating on Sam N for confessing his love to her in front of everybody real early. And guess who gets to be the knight in shining armor? Devin. Do you think that Devin really wants to defend Sam M. Or do you think that Devin wants to fucking talk shit to the other Sam and Thomas? I think he probably wants to talk shit. Yeah.

Yeah. I think he probably wants to talk shit Yeah I feel like this is one of those rare opportunities On the show where I think everyone's wrong Is that weird? I mean no it's not I kind of agree Everyone's annoying a little bit But I do feel like Devin

This episode I felt like Devin was handling it Way better than the other two. Yeah, maybe so. The Sam guy, the blonde one, laughing at inappropriate times. He looks like a fucking sociopath. I know, but Jen – It's giving sociopath. Jen really likes this guy, though.

Which is also just more so giving sociopath because sociopaths convince people – manipulate them and thinking they're one person and like they're secretly psychotic. Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to go ahead and call him a sociopath, but all I know is that she is really into it. She wants to break herself off a piece of that Sam. She shouldn't. I think he's making it to fantasy suite just so she can see if the. I really hope not. If the D, if the deep dick is good.

He might, but like, I don't know. He's coming off pretty crazy to me so early that I don't know if he's going to be able to keep the facade together that long. Yeah. Yeah. Devin gets the rose. Love that for him. So all you got to do is... Because you know why it was so fucking great?

Why? Because that other little Tweedledum guy, what's his name? Thomas. Thomas was like, yeah, I think that whoever gets this rose, it's really going to be a reflection of the type of man that she's looking for. And he won, you know what I mean? And he said that because he really thought it was going to be one of the two of them, which is absolutely nuts.

And so I loved when Devin brought it home and circled the comeback. And it was like, you know, I think Thomas said it best. It really is just a reflection of the man that she's looking for. And I was like, yes, Devin. Thank you for being the bigger man in the moment and not sinking low. But then you got the rose and now you're just throwing his words back at him. And I fucking loved it. Is Devin like this season's Maria?

Kinda. You're like, are you the villain or are you the good guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we not like you or do we like you? I like Devin like this season's Maria? Kind of. You're like, are you the villain or are you the good guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think so. Do we not like you or do we like you? I like Devin. I like Devin too. I like everybody.

Actually, no. I hate everybody. I hate everybody. You hate everyone. I like everybody and I hate everybody. Yeah. So the next thing we find out is that Aaron is a pilot and he wants to be the next Top Gun. He wants to be Tom Cruise.

He wants to be Mav. Yep. And he's got to decide the next Top Gun. Mm-hmm. He wants to be Tom Cruise. Mm-hmm. He wants to be Mav. Yep. And he's got to decide if he wants to stay here with Jen or go pursue his dreams of being. Here's the thing. Yeah. If you thought this was a possibility. Yeah.

Why would you sign up to go on this show i i was thinking the same thing like you had to have known that this could happen yeah so seems kind of weird well if she if he had like a really strong connection you know maybe he would have foregone his dreams but that's you he shouldn't have he shouldn't forego his dreams so my whole thing is like why'd you sign up for the show to begin with it just seems a little weird to me my thought is is that it was like well i might have to do this but i probably won't and we roll the dice on it but all right so then we go to the days of thunder we go to another tom cruise movie we go from top gun we go to days of thunder Thunder. We go to another Tom Cruise movie. We go from Top Gun. We go to Days of Thunder now. And now it's a driving date.

And no one can drive stick shift. Which is embarrassing to me. It's embarrassing. But also, Aaron was all bragging. Like, I'm the only one that knows how to do this. And he came in second? I know. Hold on.

We don't ruin. That is so embarrassing. I know. Can you drive stick? No. Oh. I'm actually... It's kind of crazy that I never learned.

But I just never... I've never had a manual vehicle to learn on. What about a motorcycle? I can ride a dirt bike, which is manual. Yeah, you have to change gears on it. It's a little different, though. Not really.

There's no, like, what's that thing called? Gear shifter? Yeah. It's like all with your feet, you know? It's like a little bit different. Yeah, but it's the same concept. I know, but it is a little different. Clutch.

Yeah. We ease the clutch out. Yeah, but the clutch is your hand, and it's the same concept. I know, but it is a little different. Clutch. Yeah. We ease the clutch out. Yeah, but the clutch is your hand, and it's just different. Yeah, I'm telling you, if you can ride a motorcycle and change it. You think I can do it? 100%. Okay. It's the exact same thing.

All right. It's actually easier in a car, I think. Oh, fascinating. Okay. Because you're doing it to your feet. Yeah. Whatever. Anyways, it's embarrassing to me that these grown men don't know.

This is the problem with the country right here. The country. Yeah. We have gotten away from learning how to drive manual transmissions. Yeah. But I get it. They don't even sell them anymore, which is so dumb. You can buy a Porsche.

If you buy a new Porsche, you can't get it manual transmission. What's the point of having a sports car if it doesn't have manual transmission? I don't want to get off my soapbox here. Okay. Anyways, no one can drive stick. The first guy, I don't even know his name. He's funny. He's got really big eyes.

He's terrible. He's just slow. He does the entire thing in first gear. That's so funny. I love that. That is hilarious. Then Jeremy goes and he stops just so he can make out with her. Genius idea.

Smart. Yep. Genius. He's like, you know what? Fuck it. I might not win anyways. Yeah. But I'm going to get.

Yeah. I love my seven minutes in heaven. Really? Exactly. Jeremy's a smart man. He is. All that about Aaron. The only one who's driven on the right side of the left side of the road, a right side drive, a new head drive stick.

Freaking Austin wins. I like Austin. He's cute. I like him too. Yeah, I like his little mullet haircut. It's cute. And then we're in another rose ceremony, right? Aaron's got to drop a bomb.

It's like he came into a party, farted, crop dusted, and then left. You know? He crop dusted and then left you know he cropped he crop dusted then bailed uh so he comes in he goes hey listen i gotta chase my dreams i gotta be maverick from top gun and i got to leave i was i kind of was annoyed that he didn't give her the opportunity to be like hey so do you think there's something here i know that's what i would have done because then she would have been like no then i'm like okay see you later then yeah then he didn't have to be such the bad guy yeah yeah i agree but he didn't do that he's just like hey listen i'm gonna go doesn't you know whatever and then he goes just so you know

there's some guys here not for the right reasons i'm gonna tell you this little piece, but I'm not going to tell you who I fucking think is a piece of shit. Because I don't want to do that. Which is kind of shittier than just being honest about it. I agree. But Jen, this is the first we've seen Jen be pissed. I know, I liked it. You like little spitfire? Yeah, girl, put them in their place.

You tell them like it is. She comes in there and she's like motherfuckers what's going on here this is some bullshit what i found was very funny because people come and talk to her right and she's like kind of inquisitive but she really wants to know if they were rattled by her speech she keeps on asking were you rattled by my speech and they're like i don't know they're like no. Not really. You're four feet tall. Five foot one. Like, no, we're good.

No. Not at all. I can put you in my pocket. We're chill. Oh, God. So, yeah. I mean, like, she's got, like, if you deduce, right? So, like, you find out that Sam, the Sam that you don't like, you find out that Sam was friends with Aaron.

I don't like either Sam to be clear, but yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the one you think is a narcissist. Yes. You find out that Sam and Aaron were friends. Right. So Jen, it's got to be like, okay, so who doesn't Sam like? No, I know.

It's Devin. Exactly. What are we doing here? There's a part of me that's like, it's fun. I guess you can find it out or whatever. But there's parts of me that's like, I wish I was there as the bartender in these situations where I could be like, okay, hold on. Let's just fucking think this through. Let's work this out.

Yeah. We can do it together. Right. You'd be great at that. I know. Jen, come on, kid. We know. And also, Jen, you know it's Devin.

You already know this. But your pocket makes you already gave him the rose because he said he was a fat kid. I like Devin. I know you do. I think Sam's the one that needs to fucking go. I know. But he won't because she's she's digmatized. She is digmatized.

Remember that one? Let's bring that one back. I know. Digmatized for sure. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Sam ends put the pussy on a pedestal and Jen's digmatized by the other Sam. Yep. Get the pussy on a pedestal You know Alright so I want them to be Leaving Melbourne now Same because I never want to hear it again Please go somewhere else

That's kind of the episode Thoughts, concernserns? Questions? Let's get Sam out of here. Both the Sams. Let's get him out of here. I need to see more from like Grant. Seems so sweet. Yeah.

And Dylan I really like. Like I need to see some from these guys that are just quieter because I just feel like they're better dudes. Yeah, I think we're going to get that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My thought is it's going to be one of those things of the first couple episodes are all this kind of bullshit and i think i think sam sam thomas devin they're not long for this world no they're not maybe maybe sam maybe maybe sam because of the digmatizing because of the digmatizing yes digmatizing is it's a real thing it is a real thing yeah have you ever been digmatized i have yeah it's yeah oh tough now when you get digmatized is it the dick that does

the digmatizing or is it the sometimes big dick energy that does the digmatizing sometimes sometimes it's the dick yeah sometimes just in this case obviously it's not because no fantasy suites yet. She's feeling. She knows what's going on down there. He was grinding on top of her. Of course. Asking her to be his girlfriend, which I hated that entire interaction.

You just don't like him. I'm sure he's a lovely human. Don't think so. But he might have that big dick energy. That's it. That's all I got. I think sure he's a lovely human. No. No. Don't think so. But he might have that big dick energy. He might. That's it. That's all I got. I think that's enough.

I feel like this is an interesting season where I feel like I'm three episodes in and I don't have any inkling of who's going to win this thing. And I don't know anyone. I feel like I know anyone's name. Yeah. You know? Mm-hmm. As long as we keep the main thing the main thing.

That's right. Then we'll be fine. We'll be all good. We'll be all gravy, baby. Enough batch? Yes. You got any favorite things, bro? Yeah, brah.

What you got, Kat? I watched Hannah Burner's Netflix comedy show. Oh, yes. She has been everywhere. Did you see it? I did not. Okay, listen. It is very much for the girlies you know what i

mean like yes one thousand and ten percent for the girlies although there were quite a few men in the audience that were laughing and thought it was funny but i couldn't help but think like okay if i wasn't a girl like this this would be you know i'd be like okay yeah um which i thought was fucking hilarious i don't really know a whole lot about her i don't listen to her podcast like i don't know a ton about her but i have been seeing her name pop up everywhere but it was just an easy watch for me on the flight this past weekend and i loved it i was surprised how much i liked it i thought she made like maybe one too many abortion jokes like i think we could have stopped the first one first one was okay maybe even the second one and then she just kept going with it and i was like maybe just pump the brakes on that you know now but other than that i really thought it was

hilarious and i thought she was very good so if you're a girly and you'd like to laugh for an hour and hear some just like absolutely honest truths about what sex is like as a woman give it a watch okay yeah where did she come from is she like on a Barstool podcast or something? She has a podcast. I don't know if it's Barstool or not. Okay. I just see it on TikTok sometimes. I'm not really sure.

I think she's a TikTok girl, maybe. Is she? I think so. It's on Netflix, right? Yeah. It's called We Ride at Dawn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks good.

I watched a movie on the plane called The Long Game, which I... Oh, I downloaded that, but I haven't watched it yet. I did. You know it's about golf, right? I do, yeah. That's surprising that you... But the cast was good, right? Is it...

Dennis Quaid. That's who it was, yeah. Cheech Baron, Jay Hernandez. Yeah, the cast is very good. I loved it. Oh, I bet you did, my little golfing guy. In 1955, five young Mexican-American caddies, out of the love for the game, were determined to learn how to play. So they created their own golf course in the middle of the South Texas desert, The Long Game.

It's such a cute movie it's all about you know there's a lot i think there's a lot of movies about like racism for black kids in like the 60s and stuff and like not being able to play football you know like remember the titans and stuff like that and you can't forget that like there are a bunch of other ethnicities that were like fucking treated like shit and mexican americans are definitely one of them and it's such an interesting story so the main character is jay hernandez who has been in a lot of stuff he's super handsome by the way he was in hostile suicide squad crazy beautiful and so he uh is like a teacher at a school like an all mexican school and he's

trying to join this country club that's like a basically an all-white country club you can't get in and his old war buddy is dennis quaid's character frank mitchell and frank's trying to get him in the country club but he can't because he's mexican but at this country club these mexican boys are all the caddies and like in any golf course the caddies are always the best golfers on the course it's always the best golfers on the course. It's always the people that are playing who are much worse. Jay Hernandez's character, JB Peña, is like, I want to start a golf team because I want my Mexican students to beat these white kids. And that's effectively what the story is.

And it's great. The thing I loved about it the most was like at the end does the true story thing. And it's like, and so-and- so ended up being on the pga tour and so and so ended up being you know a professional instructor all that kind of stuff so anyways super cute especially if you're a golf fan i really liked it love yeah um i can't remember the name of it though can you look it up it's a netflix movie i think it's harry connick jr oh i saw this i watched it listen it looks like a like a um a rom-com it is and it's not a very good one oh i love harry connick jr do you he's one of my favorite actors of all time wow okay um well he looks exactly fucking like my best friend's fiance, which I don't know why I've never put that together.

But like I couldn't stop seeing my best friend's fiance. I don't know why. In the beginning, in the first like 20 minutes, I was like, God, is the acting so bad? But then I thought about it and I was like, I don't think it's the acting. I think it's the writing that's so bad. So it's called Find Me Falling. Find Me Falling. It's just a really fucking cheesy storyline.

I'll let you read the synopsis. But listen, I watched it. It's fine. It was an easy watch. I watched it on a flight. But just not that great. So keep your expectations low. After a failed comeback album,

rock star John Allman escapes to a dreamy Mediterranean island only to discover that his new cliffside home has unfortunate notoriety that attracts unwanted visitors and an old flame. Find Me Falling on Netflix, starring Harry Connick Jr. and others. I love Harry Connick Jr. That makes me sad that it sucks.

Well, maybe you should watch it. Maybe you'll like it. Nope, not going to do that. I don't think sad that it sucks. Well, maybe you should watch it. Maybe you'll like it. Nope. Not going to do that. I don't think it's for you. No, it's not. I don't think so. No.

I got something that I loved. Okay. Migration. Have you seen Migration? I don't even know what it is. It's a cartoon. Oh, no. Yeah, I don't like cartoons.

Oh, Brandy. I'm concerned about a lot of things in your life. What are you? I'm doing great. You don't like cartoons. Oh, Brandy. I'm concerned about a lot of things in your life. I'm doing great. You don't like comedy. I just watched a comedy show that I did like. That's surprising. You don't like comedy shows, but you like comedy comedy. Yeah.

Yeah. Migration is the lovely story of a family of ducks. Oh. is the lovely story of a family of ducks trying to convince their overprotective father to go on a vacation of a lifetime. Migration. And you liked this. Loved it.

Okay, I like ducks. You know, they're so cute. Kumail Nanjiani is the main duck, and then Elizabeth Banks is the wife duck, and then Danny DeVito is the main duck. And then Elizabeth Banks is the wife duck. And then Danny DeVito is the uncle duck. And Awkwafina is the voice of a pigeon in New York. Keegan-Michael Key is the voice of a parrot. It's giving Finding Nemo.

Oh. I'll explain how it's Finding Nemo. So, you know, in Finding Nemo, he's scared to leave the reef. Mm-hmm. And he's trying to teach his son not to leave the reef. Yep. And then his son gets kidnapped. And then it's the story of trying to find Nemo.

Mm-hmm. Similar, the main father duck is scared to leave the pond. So he won't migrate. He won't go south, and he doesn't want his family to go south. And then all these ducks will come into their pond. They're migrating. They're like, we're going to Jamaica. And they don't want to go to Jamaica.

So anyways, they convince him to go. We got to go to Jamaica. And so they go to Jamaica. Along the way, there are trials and tribulations. Friends become enemies. Enemies become friends. Predators become friends. Can they make it to Jamaica?

It is a story of struggle and triumph. Wow. And it's lovely. Highly recommend. Where do you watch this? Peacock. Hmm. I mean, that makes sense.

You know, it's a bird and everything. Yep. You have anything else only other thing yeah i have is that i'm just still so obsessed with presumed innocent i really fucking wish you would watch it so we could talk about it this latest episode it's really it's it's done a number on my theory and now i'm back at zero again and i just need to fucking know if he's a bad guy or a good guy i can't figure it out oh shucks so good it's so so good you need to catch up on game of thrones i know are you two episodes back no no just one okay i i

have seen a lot of people on tiktok complaining and i tend to agree and i haven't even seen this newest episode we get it with the daemon storyline we get it yeah like we're done with heron hall we're done with the nightmare. Like, let's move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is a little annoying

and repetitive. Yeah, it's like, okay, we, yeah, go fight. Yeah,

yeah, we get it, but like, let's move on. I do think that witch is important though. I do too, and yeah,

she's creepy. Yeah, God, something big happens in the news. Don't tell me, don't tell me. Ah,

it's very annoying. Sorry. Game't tell me. Ah. It's very annoying. Sorry. Game of Thrones is great, though. It is. For all you true crime fucking weirdos out there, I've been watching Homicide Los Angeles. Oh, God. You're so nuts. Do you not like true crime?

Not really. Really? It's just fine. I mean, the world's dark enough. You know, I don't need to know what the crimes are that are happening in the world. I'm good. I live alone. Like, I don't need to have nightmares, you know?

Yeah. Well, anyways, the first episode in True Crime, Los Angeles, season two, is about Phil Spector. Okay. Do you know who that is? Sort of. He was, like, a producer in the music industry that like worked with everybody yeah phil specter's a piece of shit just shot a lady of course happens in los angeles like right after like the oj stuff and like the los angeles police department hadn't won a case against a

high profile homicide person in over 40 years when this happens so Oh, shit. So, yeah, anyways, if you want to watch. Phil Spector's the guy that wore, like, he had the crazy wigs in court. Like, huge Afro wigs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all seen the pictures and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, he was like a 5'4", little Napoleonic piece of garbage. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Homicide Los Angeles. Check it out. I started reading a book, by the way. Listening to a book? You know, I don't know if you saw, but I did this whole thing about how I'm running for president now because Biden's out. And there are a couple of things that I wanted to run on, you know? And one of them is going to be fucking justice for people who listen to books. It doesn't matter what the way that you absorb the material.

OK, that's fine. But you can't call it reading if you're not reading. Okay, but it's a book. Okay, but you are listening. Fine. Okay, as long as that's clear. I am absorbing a book. Great. You're a jerk.

I'm just clarifying. So I started reading A Court of Thorns and Roses. Listening. Listening. Damn you! When 19-year-old Huntress, Farrah, kills a wolf in the woods, a beast-like creature arrives to demand retribution for it. Dragged to a treacherous magical land she only knows from the legends,

Farrah discovers that her captor is not an animal but a tamlin one of the lethal immortal fairies who once ruled the world as she dwells on his estate her feelings for tamlin transform from icy hostility into fiery passion that burns through every lie and warning she's been told about the beautiful dangerous world of the fey but an ancient wicked shadow over the fairy lands is growing and farah must find a way to stop it or doom tamlin and his world forever. A court of thorns and roses. So I'm a fucking dork. And this is straight up a fairy tale. It's so much of a fairy tale that there are fairies in it. Oh.

And Fae real early in it. Okay. and Faye real early in it. I've been seeing a lot of people who like Fourth Wing were reading this. I was into Fourth Wing. I'm excited to see what this one's all about. Let's check it out. I think I'm going to read Fourth Wing.

I had a couple people tell me this weekend that I really need to. What the fuck? A couple girls. Girls whose opinions I really trust, so. I mean, that's hurtful. I've been talking about this book for over a year. You have, you have. In my defense, I haven't read a book in a long time.

Yeah, you used to be such a voracious reader. Well, I used to have free time. Must be such a luxury, you used to be such a voracious reader. Well, I used to have free time. Must be such a luxury, you know? But work's about to slow down, and I think I'm going to have some free time, and I would very much like to get back into reading. So that might be one of my first ones. Okay. Yeah, get into it. Yeah.

Let's get into it. Let's get into it. All right, that's all I got. You got anything else? I think that's all. That's it? Yeah. All right. Do we have some fuck you very muches?? I think that's all. That's it? Yeah. All right.

Do we have some fuck you very muches? Yeah, do you want to hear the fuck you very muches? I'm not sure if you do. Oh, no, I don't. No, you got to hear them. No! Yep. What about some like...

Yeah, let's look at... No, we don't need to. Yeah, let's do it. I'm going to take my earphones out. No, Brandy, this is constructive criticism. I don't need negativity in my life. I don't need negativity in my life. Well, just so you know, it's a lot of people hating on you because you complain about flying all the time.

Well, you know what? These people need to fucking pipe it. Take a flight and let me know how it is for you. Five stars. Thanks for that. This comes from Pink's Beach. Subject line, Long John Silver. Love listening to you too thank you for the brief escape from stuff i believe wells is on to something regarding the long john silver restaurants if you will just actually saw an ad on my tv after listening to

wells has taken the whole situation i can't help but think he's correct and the prices for a fried basket of crap has not gone up in in money like all the other fast food restaurants big fan uh yeah the prices have stayed the same interesting you know i was so i was watching this interview about the endorphin rush of buying things which i think is a very interesting thing very you only get an endorphin rush when buying something one of two ways okay when fast food was really cheap it was an endorphin rush of i'm getting this like really really tasty really bad for you thing for no money and like how great is that right and then the other endorphin rush is spending much more money than you really have or should be spending on something because it's this luxury

like oh my god these sheets are 7 000 thread count you know egyptian cotton and they're much more expensive but i get to be like this these sheets are amazing you know you get that endorphin it's a really nice thing you know right but the thing in the middle gives you nothing if you just go spend a hundred dollars uh you know if you spend however much money, which isn't a whole lot of money on quarter of the thread count, you get nothing out of it. And same thing with fast food. Now that fast food has gotten more expensive, the endorphin rush of it is no longer there. And that's why I think that people are like, fuck fast food. I used to like the fact that I got two tacos for $0.99 at Jack in the Box, and now's why i think that people are like fuck fast food like yeah i used to like

the fact that i got two tacos for the ninth sense of jack-in-the-box and now i don't get that right so now i'm just like no i'm just gonna get like good food i guess interesting you know it was i was an interesting way of look it's so very true yeah at least for me you know yeah like tj maxx you're like i'm getting a bunch of fucking shitty shit but so cheap or h&m or whatever it is and then you go to gucci and you're like i'm spending way too much like look at this thing i got you know it's that middle row where you're like like macy's you're like fuck all this shit i don't need any of this it It's true. It is true. Yeah. All right. You got some things

coming up? Yes. Oh, this weekend's my East Coast run. Am I seeing you in Montauk or nah? Oh, yeah. What is that?

Maybe. It's Saturday. I gotta figure out how to get to Montauk, but yeah. We're actually gonna rent a car at JFK and drive up.

Oh. But I get in Friday, so I guess that doesn't help you. I don't know. We'll talk about it. Anyway, yeah, I'm playing East Coast shows this weekend weekend i'll be in montauk at the montauk beach club on saturday it's a day show i think i play around like two or three o'clock and then sunday i'm playing kind of like a weird evening show but it's a day show at a club in

belmar new jersey called djs I'm DJing at DJs. Cool. So that'll be cool. It's a 6 p.m. set. So that'll be fun. A little East Coast vibe. I've actually never been to Montauk or the Hamptons. So I'm excited to see that.

And then, you know, the Jersey Shore is always a fucking good time. So that's exciting. Then I'm truly this week I'm preparing and gearing up for Lollapalooza, which is next weekend. Chicago. Which will be super fun. I'll be up there for three days. I'm playing like five sets in two days time all over the place. So if you're at Lollapalooza, come see me.

You got to hit up Danielle. She lives there now. Oh, that's right. I will. Super cool. Are you staying somewhere in Montauk? I think I'm staying. I think the Montauk Beach House is also a hotel.

Oh, okay. So I think I'm staying there. think the Montauk Beach House is also a hotel. Oh, okay. So I think I'm staying there. Got it, got it, got it. I'll get all the info for you. Yeah, come here. I'll just jump on the train, come up to Montauk. Yeah, I'm sure the train goes to good old Montauk, you know? Yeah, I go to Montauk.

Yeah. Montauk's got the good cookies. Montauk cookie. Okay. You know what I'm talking about? No. They exist. Jeez.

I'm hanging out here. In New York City. Until I'm not. Right. When do you go back to LA? Do you know. I'm hanging out here. In New York City. Until I'm not. Right. When do you go back to L.A.? Do you know? I'm not sure. I might have booked a new show, so I might have to go do that.

But I can't talk about it. Right, right, right. Anyways, we'll see what, I don't know. I don't know. All right. I'm just living. Day by day by day by day. Day by day by day.

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Or put the pussy on a pedestal. Or that. But mainly keep the main thing the main thing. Yeah. Okay. Bye. Bye okay bye bye this podcast has been brought to you by podcast nation