Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Let Them Eat Cake

Episode Date: September 1, 2021

If you’re eating at the start of this episode, maybe don’t. We chat chili and beets and how they both look coming out the other end. Also, summer is almost over and we’re almost to Christmas, so that’s exciting. In case you’re not keeping track, this episode is number 169... wink wink. Your hosts take a deep dive in the Paradise fire, and by the war, it was Wells’ idea to throw the cake in the fire. You’re welcome, America. They talk Mari, Kenny, Demi, the Boom Boom room, and ask the important questions, like how many songs one has to write on the beach to get a rose. (Looking at you Connor). Also, what the heck is He’s All That, who the heck is Addison Rae, and why do women insist on checking excessive baggage? All this and more, as always YFTers! Enjoy!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Greenchef — Go to greenchef.com/yft100 and use code yft100 to get $100 off including free shipping   Happy Dance — Get 15% off your first Happy Dance order at doahappydance.com/yft  Just the Tipsy — Get 10% off on all purchases when you shop Just the Tipsy at tipsybrand.com. Must be 21+  Article — Go to article.com/yft for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more   SKYN — Shop SKYN.com and get free shipping on orders over $30 in the contiguous US or explore SKYN on Amazon now. 

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of these nutrients out in the mouth of the pooper. Chili. Does your body not want to do any work? Then eat chili because it'll just look the same going in as it does coming out. All right, let's call. Let's call Brandy. Bing-a-ning-a-ding. Bing-bong-boom. Okay, then. Let's go. Hello. Hey, there. Yeah, do you have headphones on?

Yeah. Oh, okay. Earbuds. Oh. What are you drinking on there? Some beet juice. Oh, Jesus. Nothing beats it, right? Don't forget tomorrow that you had beet juice or you're going to think that you are shitting blood. Nothing beats it, right?

Don't forget tomorrow that you had beet juice or you're going to think that you are shitting blood. Oh, that's true. Every time I've ever had beet juice, the next day I have a serious existential crisis and I have to WebMD what's going on. We've talked about this before. I do remember now that you brought it up. Glad you said something because I probably would have panicked. Yes, you would have forgotten. Yeah, I would have. Beet juice is just so pretty, you know, just so pink and pretty.

I don't know. Purple. I guess. It is. I know, but it just tastes like dirt. It's good for you. Is it though? I don't know.

They say it is. Yeah, I don't, they, I don't know about them. Like what do they say about carrots? Carrots are really good for your. Eyes. Yeah. I don't, they, I don't know about them. Like, what do they say about carrots? Carrots are really good for your. Eyes? Yeah. And you know what? I think that's an old wives tale.

Something. Oh yeah, for sure. That's not accurate at all. Yeah. So yeah, beets are good for you, I guess, but it does taste like you're eating dirt. What about like, do you like beets in your salad? Not really. Oh, really?

Yeah. It just tastes like dirt. You know, dirt Greg probably loves beets. Oh my God. How was your vacay? It was good. I have a bandwidth for vacations and that is, well, I think my bandwidth is five days. That's fair. You know? Yeah. I'm about the same. Like I can only sit and do nothing for so long. Yeah. You know? But Sarah's different. You know, Sarah really likes the long vacay. And, you know, around day five, I'm like, oh, I miss the dogs. I miss my routine.

I'm a man of routine. That's what I've realized. I really flourish under routine. Yeah. She wasn't ready to go. I was. I am getting food poisoning than last night. Oh, no. Yeah. getting food poisoning than last night.

Oh, no. Yeah. We had a lot of fun. We did a helicopter tour, which was really pretty. Told you about that. Yeah. We swam with stingrays. Told you about that, too.

That was very cool. Yeah. That was one of my favorite things I did in Antigua. I did not realize that they're so big. Yeah. And they're scary. Yeah. But they and they aren't scared of people at all. No. And they come over and they fucking swim all over you and they suck down the squids. Uh huh. So that was really fun. I really enjoyed that. And yeah, we had a good time. Are you recovered from Mexico? Honestly, I'm still struggling a little bit. I can hear it in the voice, Ben. Yeah, I'm super stuffy.

I just, I'm trying to bounce back, but it's hard. Yeah, dude. The vacation just doesn't hit like it used to, you know? It doesn't. It really doesn't. You know? It doesn't, I swear. And that's why I think that like,

and maybe this is an age thing, because Sarah's younger than me. That's why I like the shorter vacay because I can hit it hard for like three days. And then I'm like, time to get back to my routine. All right. I need my runs. I think that I'm starting to realize why like my parents don't ever want to go on vacation. Yeah.

Because they. And I'm like, what's wrong with you? Like traveling is so great. Blah, blah. But now I'm like, what's wrong with you? Like, traveling is so great, blah, blah, blah. But now I'm like, maybe they've got it right. Now I'm understanding like maybe the older you get,

like the vacation just doesn't hit the same. It doesn't. It's kind of sad. I mean, it does and it doesn't, I suppose. Yeah.

Anyways, we had a good time. Hodges Bay Resort. Oh, did you go eat at the Yacht Club at all? English Harbor? Maybe. Were there boats? Were you at the Yacht Club at all? English Harbor. Baby. Were there boats? Were you like in a little marina?

Yes. Yeah. I loved it there. Yeah, that was cool. We went to Prickly Pear Island. That's where we did my brother's gender reveal. Cute. By the way, favorite thing.

My bro's having a kid. That's pretty cool. It's going to be number 10. Oh my gosh. Number 10 nephew, niece, nephew. Boy or girl? Boy. And then a boy, all right.

We did a fun thing where we got these paddles that we could ride on and we wrote on one side of the paddle what we thought it was going to be. And then on the other side of the paddle, we wagered for how much it was. My brother played the bank. And so then I made a video. I'll show it to you. It's actually really cute. And so like everyone like showed how much they wagered for how much it was my brother played the bank and so then i made a video i'll show it to

you it's actually really cute and so like everyone like showed how much they wagered like what what they thought the baby was and then they gave me the envelope and i opened it and started crying and i was like it's a boy and uh and then everyone hugged and kissed and it was like the cutest thing in the world and i lost 200 because oh your boy went big you know yeah so anyways that was fun we went and got dinner at this place called sheer rocks oh what's that and it was the restaurant it's like just cut in like on the side of a cliff over the water it was beautiful anyways um antigua is great other thing i learned it's not antigua we all say that because we're stupid Americans, but it's Antigua. So, you know.

It is. Be better, Americans. Very cool. Well, you don't look very tan, so I don't know what happened there. I'm pretty tan. Summer's almost over. Do you know that? It's like almost Christmas.

It's fine. I know. I'm okay with it, if I'm being honest. I feel like I did it. Yeah, me too. I did it. You know what episode this is, right? No. 169. Giggity what episode this is, right? No.

169. Giggity, giggity, giggity. Oh, jeez. Giggity. So dumb. We've been doing this show for so long. I know. Too long?

Nah. Should we cut it? Should we be done? Nah. No? What else would we be doing? That's true. To the YFTers, I truly do apologize for such a lackluster show last week.

And it might have been fine, but I just feel like it wasn't our best. So, you know, we're really going to come in guns blazing on this one. Okay? Did you listen back to last week? Of course. I always listen back. I always listen back. I take this job very seriously, Brandy.

Well, I'm glad one of us does. Someone has to. Yeah. So we're going to bring the fire. So do you want to start or do you want me to start? I think it's you. Okay. Bros and hoes. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy.

Episode 169. Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity. Ridiculous. How do you feel about 69? It's not my fave. No, it's not. Because inevitably, someone's butthole's got to be up in the air. You know?

Yeah. Very true. And no one wants to be the one with the butthole up in the air. No. It's like a cat. You know? The cat's always showing off its balloon knot, and it's just unappealing. And then when you're doing the 69er. It's like a cat. You know, the cat's always showing off its balloon knot, and it's just unappealing.

And then when you're doing the 69er. It's ridiculous. It's true, though. You know, listen, this is the way that I look at the world. Yeah. Dude, have you seen the freaking trailer for the new Spider-Man? No, can't say I have. Oh, my God.

It's called No Way Home, I think. And, like, we're going in like with, with Loki, with what happened with Loki and like all the timeline branches going off. And I think what's going to probably happen with like Ant-Man and the Wasp and the quantum realm and like what happened with WandaVision. We're getting the multiverse in Spider-World

or whatever, Spider-Verse. And I think we're going to get a movie with not only Tom Holland, not only Andrew Garfield, but also ya boy, Tobey Maguire. Oh, Tobey Maguire? Really? Yeah, and I think we're also gonna get

like Jamie Foxx back and we're getting Doc Ock back and we're getting, I don't know if Thomas Hayden Church who's like the Sandman, if he's me back, Willem Dafoe. he's coming back. Like, everyone's coming back for this thing. Marvel's, like, just not fucking around anymore. They're just like, you know what?

We've opened up the multiverse. It doesn't really matter. We can have all these different weird versions of the same thing back on one. And you know what? We're all buying in because we've learned about the multiverse. Thanks to Loki. Yeah.

In theaters movie we're talking? Yeah. Dude, go look up the trailer for it it looks dope as shit and so everyone's saying that all three spider-men are going to be in it so all three spider-men are going to be fighting the sinister six which looks awesome pretty cool yeah so i'm excited about that really all right i don't i don't got a lot guys and it's just that's just it you want to do paradise yeah paradise just monday tuesday every week is that that's just what's happening no the first week was only monday then we had two weeks

of monday tuesday and then i'm not sure what's happening next week they're programming it around like monday night football like if there's gonna be monday night football like they're not gonna try to program against it i I know that. I see. I see. I think he's got to kind of stay tuned for all of it, if I'm being honest. But yeah, we got two this week, which was. Big week, a lot's happening. Dude, I remember like just the first episode,

like on Monday was like, I remember when we were doing this. And I do remember a producer coming up to me being like, everyone's breaking up with everybody. This is not good. You know, it was like, we need to save this somehow, some way. But like there was just one night where just like Tayshia and Trey were like fucking kaputs. Kenny and Mari were fucking kaputs.

Abigail and Noah were like on the rocks. No one liked Carl. Shocker. Tammy had broken up with Aaron to go with Thomas and it was just like, oh my God, this is all so bad. But that night was really funny as someone who just got to sit there and observe it. And I'm going to take credit for this.

I was the one who suggested to throw that cake in the fucking fire. Oh, really? Yes. So she picked it up and everyone was like, go throw it in the ocean. Because that's like normally what people do.

Remember like Jordan Kimball went and threw like the dog. The teddy bear. Yeah, the dog into the ocean. The dog or whatever. It was just flopping around. So people were yelling that like, go throw it in the fucking,

in the ocean, go throw it in the ocean. And I was like, no, go throw it in the fucking in the ocean go throw in the ocean and i was like no go throw the fire and then she was like that's a good idea and went straight to the fire and dumped that bitch in there and i'm bummed because they cut out my line where i was like i guess the cake was undercooked but you know because it's not that good of a line that's's why. Probably so. All right. Quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through Built. You don't even have to check with your landlord to start earning points that you can use towards flights, hotel stays, fitness classes, and even your next rent payment. All right.

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oh, that's the cake that was ruined because Kenny and Mari and Demi. I presented the idea with production. And so the art department went and made me a cake. And we went down to go do it. And the producer that I was with, I think it was Bradford. I was like, you get the bit, right? And he's like, yeah, because like worst cooks in America.

You're like a cook now. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. And I was like, no, what? What? No, no, no. And I was like, no, what? What? No. Really? You don't get it? And he's like, I don't understand.

What are you talking about? Like, you got a new role now. You're not only the bartender, but you're also the master of ceremonies. You're also a baker now. And I was like, what? No. It's the cake that she threw in the thing.

And once he didn't get the thing, I was like, throw it out. If you're here and don't get it, can't do it. Yeah, for sure. You know? Yeah yeah that's fair uh worst cooks yeah like that's where he went oh geez but what are your thoughts on the episodes so the first episode so let's let's start with the cake situation right like i'm sorry but mari did this to herself by telling kenny that she wanted to accept dates yeah and that's just

the cold hard truth you're so not wrong I know so it was like I mean it sucked listen I'm not saying like Demi did the right thing by swooping in or anything but Mari kind of opened up that door for that to happen by telling Kenny she wanted to, like, see other people. And then freaking Demi just coming in. Like, I don't know. Like, I feel like Mari, strike two for Mari was thinking that Demi was her friend. Right? Like, come on.

Come on. I don't know. That situation sucks. But at the same time, it's like, it's Mari. She can easily get somebody else. Like, she shouldn't be that worried about Kenny. Right? Yeah.

I don't know. So I just thought it thought it was like a blown out of proportion entirely and like i don't know like you were there like i don't know if everyone's just in her ear telling her to make a big deal about this but like i just felt like it was blown so out of proportion i just feel like her plan didn't work at all well she was wanting to what keep the relationship with kenny and go on other dates like of course like that's what everybody wants yeah she wanted to have her cake and eat it too and then she threw it in the fire i mean yeah there also is a little bit of nuance that i guess wasn't really shown i think that mari had the idea to do a birthday celebration for kenny and demi beat her to it and i think that really kind of fueled the fire a little bit.

I could see that. Yeah, they don't show that at all. Yeah, but there was a lot of conversations that I had with her at the bar being like, hey man, you kind of screwed this up. It's okay, you can fix it. But you can't be mad at this poor kid because I think that what she thought was going to happen was that there was going to be more guys for her to date.

Not realizing, oh, no, it's girls are coming in or whatever it was, you know? Yeah. I also think that she thought that Jason was going to take her on the date and it didn't happen. Uh-huh. You know? Yeah. That's so funny. I'm surprised that she would want to go out with Jason.

That's so weird to me but no judgment against kenny but kenny's a bro yeah and and chasing is a smoke bro that's true she likes her bros dude that's very true speaking of smoke bros yeah so good what fucking planet is jessenia on that she's going to pick Chris over Ivan. Like, that's not even a question. You got to keep watching. Cause it gets much more complex in the coming weeks with that.

I just can't believe her. I just like, Chris is not that cute. He's, I just can't, like, I just don't get it. Ivan is just so great.

I'm like, well, you're going to give up Ivan for this. I don't get it. Okay. So Dan, poor Deandra, I feel like she's just like out here trying to like, well, you're going to give up Ivan for this? Yeah. I don't get it. Okay, so poor Deandra. I feel like she's just out here trying to hang on for dear life. Yeah.

And she's juggling dumb and dumber over here, you know? Yeah. And love that she gave her rose to Ivan. Saw that coming. You did? Yeah, I did. Because when those two dumb dudes were on the beach fighting over her, Ivan came over to talk to her. And you could either tell that they have a pretty solid friendship or that something was going on. And so I was just like, you know what? I bet she gives Ivan her rose. Either just because he's a friend or because the other two are just so stupid. I did love the bracelet and the one-upping of the giant necklace.

Where did that giant necklace come from? That's my question. It was like one of those things where it was like, did you get this from the guy that's on the beach selling knickknacks? He had to. Where else would it have come from? To be fair, I saw both of them, and I agree with Demi. Like, they both were not, like, good looking.

I'm sure. Very bold choices, by the way. Like, jewelry is a very, very personal thing to get somebody, and they were both very bold and not great choices. And also, like, way too early to be getting somebody jewelry, you know? Way, way. Like, maybe get a rose first then we'll talk jewelry yeah the necklace was insane yeah the necklace was insane but it was it was so funny because it was just like such a one-upper deal i loved it yeah and then what becca comes in

which i'm shocked to see her why she was the bachelorette she like doesn't need paradise like i just don't get it. She comes in here and it's like slim pickings. And I just am so shocked that she wanted to do that. Yeah, she's definitely putting herself in a very vulnerable position. Yep. But she's coming in on a rose ceremony where the women have the roses. So we know she's not going home.

Right. And hey, listen, you know, her last relationship didn't work. I don't judge anyone for wanting to go back on that show, you know? Okay, well, I do. And I think it's weird as hell. Well, yeah, let's keep on watching for her. Because I think everything is going to be – her story becomes interesting, I think. Yeah, I think it could maybe be different if there was like one guy that she had her eye on that she knew would be there or something.

Yeah. Maybe that would have made it different for me, but she just, I don't know, just kind of came in and there's not a whole lot of people there for her to choose from and like this doesn't really make sense. I don't know. a whole lot of people there for her to choose from. And like, this doesn't really make sense. I don't know. Yeah, but she's single and it's hot girl summer for her.

And you know, she does come in with a lot of clout. I think it's a good thing. I think it sets the ball in motion for other leads to come to paradise. And I think you should, man, if you know, if it didn't work out with you and the Garrett that she was with turned out

to fucking Garrett, you know, come to paradise. Why not? You're not gonna be the Bachelorette again, unfortunately. So, you know, give yourself a shot and we'll see what happens with her.

Yeah, very true. I mean, I know that you're just going to rip on him for it, but like Connor's outfit... Hated it. I know. Despised. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like Connor.

We all know how you feel about him. But I didn't love that outfit and I had to let him know about it. And I think I sat there and I ripped on him for like 10 more minutes than they showed on the show of like me, like just throwing one liners at him of this, like, Jesus Christ, you look like fucking the hamburger fell in a vat of taffy. Like, you know, like you look like the fucking easter bunny fuck the twizzler i just like kept going and he was like all right i should change i guess i'm like you absolutely should you look like a crazy person right now you're singing your sad

bastard songs on the beach to nobody you're dressed up like a goddamn pinata like what's going on here dude i'm trying to help you out yeah i know lost cause there i mean how many fucking songs you gotta write for people to get a goddamn rose y'all the correct the correct answer is zero zero songs and you'll get a rose yeah maybe so i don't know jed did pretty well until he didn't do very well. Yeah. You know? Mm-hmm. One thing I do think we need to talk about and I'd like to address was the Marissa and Riley going on that date. This happened in the beginning.

Mm-hmm. But she's getting a little bit of hate, and I feel like I should address it because— She is? Yeah, she's getting a little slut shamed for you know going to boom boom like night one or whatever got it and my here's my thing to like everyone that's like a fan of the show that does that feels a certain way about this and feels negatively about this my thing would be what the fuck do you want from these people you want them to find love but what I'm like your timeline like what timeline is

acceptable for you you know it doesn't make any sense and also that's not you that's someone else making their own life decisions and for you to judge them says much more about you than it does about marissa and or riley the other thing is it's such a fucking double standard because no one's giving riley shit for going to the boom boom room night one everyone's probably patting them on the back saying way to go dude and so and i know it's a lot of women giving your hate for that and it's just like have a little bit of perspective maybe you're a little bit fucking angry because a lawyer with a chiseled jawline and biceps the size of footballs haven't taken you on a date and tried to slam you night one. Maybe this is more about you

not getting some deep dicking than somebody else. I tried to slam you night one. I'm dead. It's insane. So anyways, if you want to come for my girl Marissa, come through me first.

I will back her up. I think that's bullshit. We want people to find love and it's on their timeline, not yours. Demi and Kenny went to the Boom Boom Room. Has everybody given her shit or no? Of course not! Yeah. You know?

I mean, fucking Kenny's got his dick out half the goddamn show. No one gives a shit about that. Yeah. You know? But my girl goes home with a guy after a romantic date and it's all of a sudden you know like you know she's got the scarlet letter on her chest like this is ridiculous absolutely ridiculous my other thing is like i understand that bachelor nation wants to be

very much like you know it's it's like watching sports or whatever it's just like non-stop commentary and you want to have tweets that get liked and everything but you don't know the whole story and that's what annoys me because you're making judgments on like just one like little snap shot of the season without understanding like the whole scope of what's going on so i like people being like funny on twitter but i don't want people being mean on Twitter. And that's and that's kind of like end rant there. Grocery store Joe and Serena go on that cute date.

I mean, they're cute. Well, not for long. Here comes Kendall. I know, dude. Are you surprised she came back? Not really. But I am surprised that she comes back with the whole i still love joe saga in her defense i think it's a little bit of like i will always have love for

joe saga not like i still am in love with joe saga but i guess we're splitting hairs and semantics um i did find it interesting that she's like beeline straight for joe yeah what the heck and poor joe she's like finally in a good place and he's just like oh no here we go again yeah she's back yeah do you really think that he like was over kendall well here's the thing and like we talk we talked about this a lot, whether it ever makes it or not, I don't know, but like, it wasn't a traditional breakup where like there's infidelity or like you fall out of love or, um, you realize they're not your person. It was straight up. I want to be in Chicago with my family. Well, I want to be in Los Angeles, my family. Okay. Well, we're at an impasse here. Maybe we should separate. It wasn't like that

they were out of love with one another. So it's a very kind of nuanced breakup, probably tough for both of them. And I think it's probably tougher for Kendall because Joe already has a replacement, you know? So it's going to be a wild ride i feel bad because joe and serena finally like you know got things together and then now this happens and it's like okay yeah what about abigail and noah like what the heck like it's so weird it's like you we haven't really seen anything about their relationship you know outside of like day one when they made the connection and now all of a sudden it's like ending but i feel like i don't i feel like i haven't seen anything about their relationship you know outside of like day one when they made the connection and now all of a sudden it's like ending but i feel like i don't i feel like i haven't seen anything about it my interaction with noah mainly was noah slept the entire time

like he was just always sleeping okay so i think it's a little bit of her being like are you excited to be around me at all because you're alwayspping. I think that that was kind of the vibe of it. But it did always seem are you guys more than like buddies? Yeah. I don't know. So I think we will see. But I do think that Noah needs to step up his game a little bit in terms of

like showing some affection for sweet Abigail. Well, it's looking like it might be over. Yeah, I know. It doesn't look good. And then last, but certainly not least. Yeah. Tia.

Okay, what? Some of the dates have been so weird. Okay. I'm sorry. Nude volleyball, what? I know. I can't believe that got greenlit. I can't either. And I can't believe Tia actually took her top off. I can't believe that that got like green lit i can't either and i can't believe tia

actually took her top off i can't either just letting those mastodon boobies breathe a little bit it's insane i would you could not pay me to do that same you couldn't pay me to pull my pants down as a man and play volleyball unless i am hung like a rhinoceros okay who are these three strangers that they got to be on television naked it's just all so weird to me i just don't understand i think that they saw an opportunity that because kenny went on the date of like we can really get these people naked and i don't think they ever thought that that would happen but you know what good for tia for playing ball i gotta say it's proud of her oh god i mean i like tia whatever i thought i mean but it was just the weirdest thing in the whole world this is the last but not least my boy trey has to leave because he realizes that the Taj Nato is spiraling out of control and he

bails and they cut so much out. So this is what really happened. We get the rose ceremony and we, and I am looking around at everyone and I'm like, Taj is gone. Where is Taj? And everyone's like, oh yeah, where is she? Like everyone's like lined up and there's like an obvious like space missing. And they're like, oh yeah, where is she? So I'm like, all right, hold on. And so I have to go over to the room to talk to her. It was while she's packing and she's so angry,

will not make eye contact with me. She's just like, I'm fucking leave fuck you like so and i was like taj i've been making you drinks all summer long the least you can do is like stop what you're doing look me in the eye tell me what's going through your mind and she wouldn't do it she's like well i guess i'm just leaving now see you later fucking goodbye and i was just like what is going on and i was like don't you want to go tell everyone that like it's you're you're leaving? And she was like, nope, guess I'm going. See ya.

And like would not look. It was the it was very, very odd. And I was like, what the hell? I was like, what did I do? I didn't do anything. I've been cleaning up after everyone's ass this entire time, washing out glasses and making you guys tequila shots. So anyway, so I had to go back and deliver the

news of hey guys by the way tajuan left everyone's like oh okay let's go here we go dang yeah sad to see trey go i liked trey i know he's a good man yeah he's a good man yeah r.i.p r.i.p are you liking the season or what? Yeah. What I'm excited about the most is that I know it's doing really well in the ratings, and we haven't gotten to the good stuff yet, you know? Oh, okay. Actually, I mean, the cake throwing was-

Pretty good. Red letter mark, you know, in my mind. And then also Demi walking up to Sarah saying, suck my ass. I was like, that that's gonna be really funny when that happens that'll be good but yeah good stuff is uh it's yet to come a lot of drama on the way guys all right oh it's about to heat up that makes me feel good yeah you got any safe things bro bro have you started nine perfect strangers no i'm gonna kill you i'm sorry i've been busy i need to know what you think it's about okay what about white lotus have you seen it no wells i know but

you watch things and i watch things and that's how we have different things to yeah but some of these things i want to know what you think because they're kind of weird okay so my mom actually was the one to point out that nine perfect strangers and white lotus are kind of weird. Okay, so my mom actually was the one to point out that Nine Perfect Strangers and White Lotus are kind of similar. Yeah. It's like a group full of strangers that all come together in one place. And then, you know what I mean? Like, it's got some weird parallels. Yeah, aren't they both at like a resort or something?

Yeah, I mean, Nine Perfect Strangers is like a therapy place. Like, you go there because you're damaged and you're trying to go to therapy. And then the other one, the White Lotus, is a literal hotel in Hawaii. Everyone's on vacation. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm three episodes into White Lotus.

It's very odd. I can't really figure it out. I don't hate it, but I also don't love it. But the cast is so good, I gotta keep watching it. Interesting. Okay. You know? All over the place with it. Yeah, it's weird. It's just weird.

There's so many different stories going on and I'm not sure what they have to do with each other except that they're all at this hotel. It's just weird. I don't know. But you know who's in it that's so good is Connie Britton. Yeah, she's good in everything she does. Love her. Alexandra Daddario. Oh, yeah.

Love her. Oh, Jennifer Coolidge from Legally Blonde's in it. I'm taking the dog, dumbass. She's so good. So, so good. That's pretty good. Connie Britton literally does not age. Yeah.

It's pretty wild. That's my brother-in-law's hall pass. Oh, really? Isn't that funny? Yeah, that is funny. I mean, she's gorge. And what was funny about it is that they live in Nashville, and that was the hall pass before,

that was when they were doing Friday Night Lights, is that what it was? Yeah. And then they started doing Nashville, and she obviously moved to Nashville, and then we'd see her at radnor lake and i was like bill this is now a possibility bro this is your time you this this is like before it was just like pie in the sky hall pass joke joke ha ha ha and now it's

like she's here you know i know even though of course i would never want my brother-in-law to cheat on my sister with Connie Britton. But it was funny. Yeah, you know, good bit. I got to watch them both, I know. You really do, because they're both good, and they're both very different to television. They're all so similar. This White Lotus one, I really can't figure out yet, but I'm just going to stick with it. It's early.

All these people can't have signed up for this show if it's not good, you know? Yeah. I do have good news for you. What's that? Did you hear that Manifest is getting picked up by Netflix? Who called that? Who said that that was going to happen? Well, apparently Netflix was not going to do it, but I think Manifest has been number one on the most watched list for like the past like month and a half that they were like, hey guys, maybe we should rethink this. I said that. I saidflix would pick it up i'm happy for him very pumped you know what else i finished what i think you already i think you cruised through it real fast was season two of outer banks i'm not actually done with it but the finale is so good dude i love outer banks it took me a minute to get back on board with season two. I had to get like four episodes in. Yeah.

But after I did, it was well worth it. And the finale was so good. Yeah. I'm just happy that like Pope is... Because I remember seeing the picture of like the old black guy, you know, from like the old house or whatever. And I was like, that just looks like, just like Pope. I was like, they're gotta be related.

And then once we found that out, I was like, oh yes, that's awesome. And I'm telling you that stupid bandana that's around John B's neck is something. I'm telling you it's some sort of thing. I don't know what yet, but I think it's important. Okay. It's just like always around, you know? Yeah. It's like a character.

Yeah. I'm right now where they've got the key and they tricked the woman in the crutches and that's where I'm at right now. Oh, and you know who that is? That's the mom from Gossip Girl. Yeah. She's been in a lot of stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm very excited that the challenge is back. Oh, boy. Dude, the challenge right now, albeit the ratings are trash. I saw that. Shocker. The lowest ratings they've ever had.

I was like, ooh, tough times. But still, like still so good. It's because Johnny Bananas and Wes ain't there. I'm telling you, you can't cut out all the stars, but I will say this, guys. CT is back, and he is thin. He is fit. He is looking good. Off the recent win, coming in, Sarah and I are watching it, and I was like, CT lost some

fucking weight, and she was like, is it weird that CT's hot now? And I was like, no, not at all. Like, look at him. He's all chiseled. Looks good. I'm telling you, CT's going to come in guns a-blazin'. But here's the thing. They've got all these people from all these different shows.

Too Hot to Handle, The Circle. Who's on from Too Hot to Handle? Survivor. This guy named Kells. We'll get to him in a second. It's all the veterans and all the rookies. And there are more rookies than veterans, and somehow these stupid rookies keep on getting sent down to elimination

even though they have the numbers. Band together, stop being stupid, and win. What are you guys thinking? Also, I don't like Fessy. I'm just going to go ahead and say it. I don't like Fessy. I'm just going to go ahead and say it. I don't like Fessy. He's just, after last season and how he reacted to that one girl

like hurting her leg and he like just quit like a little bitch. And now he's like in there and he's getting Josh. Josh is the dumbest guy ever. And Josh does whatever Fessy's bidding is. It's so annoying. And I'm telling you this guy

Kels from Too Hot to Handle is huge as big as Fessy he's a monster he's so smart so good looking and then Josh makes up all this shit to get Kels into elimination which screws him over because Kels should be in this game he's so good it was so annoying and then also like everyone's choosing devin which i love because devin fucking for like the host of the show he's hilarious but he's like a lumpy guy who's like not super athletic but is smart but like kind of gets in a lot of arguments a lot of people and all you are choosing devin over and over again like what's going on there and then also ed from the circle remember ed ed was the guy who went in with his mom and they pretended to be i think a hot chick or something it was on the circle the first season

i didn't watch the circle what no well anyways ed is a fucking maniac dude he's like five seven built like a brick shithouse coming in hot fucking so much positive energy with tori they're gonna run the table i'm telling you ed is awesome but i do think that ct might go back to back anyways the challenge it's like spies lies and allies oh good it's a good show oh my god i mean i don't know why the ratings are bad but yeah i Yeah, I can't imagine why. Why? It's a good show. I mean, you're very passionate about it. You gotta, dude, just start watching it. Just try it.

Maybe. Have you started Clickbait? No. What is Clickbait? It's a new Netflix limited series that, what's his name, Adrian Grenier? Is that how you say his name? Grenier.

Grenier. He's in it. Oh. Vince? Yeah. Wasn't he Vince from Entourage? Entourage, yeah. He's in it oh vince yeah wasn't he vince from entourage entourage yeah he's in it vinny you know what movie i don't want to watch ever he's all that i watched it you did yeah i did last night is it so bad it's the worst thing i've ever seen i actually couldn't finish it but i did start it i mean like first of all who the fuck is addison right can someone tell me who this person is i didn't know either because you know i don't have

tiktok i'm not at least you have tiktok but apparently she's like a tiktok star okay but that's all i know i but i was like i didn't know who she was either i was like why is she such a big deal like i don't get it but apparently she's just like this tiktok star and then got this movie and they're trying to rip off one of the greatest rom-coms of all time she's all that yeah never gonna happen the girl from She's All That is in it, right? Rachel Leigh Cook? Yes. Yeah. Oh, also Matthew Lillard, who I think, yeah, he was in the first one. Was he?

He's the principal in, I guess, in this. I'm looking at the IMDb. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Tanner Buchanan, he's in Cobra Kai. Never saw that. Yeah, he looks like he's about five foot four. The movie's terrible. So there's that not shocked yeah the ratings i'm looking aren't super good they're pretty pretty suspect yeah but like netflix is like hey hey you should hey you should watch this movie hey well well i know what

hey you should watch he's all that you're gonna love And then I'm like, I don't know who these people are. What's happening here? They're not even trying to hire actors anymore. We've given up. Nope. Logan Paul's fighting a bunch of fucking people. I don't know what's happening over there. You got Addison Rae, who I don't even know.

She has dance moves. She has movies. Does anybody make real shit anymore? Nope. Speaking of, I haven't listened to Kanye's record, and I don't think know. She has dance moves. She has movies. Does anybody make real shit anymore? Nope. Speaking of, I haven't listened to Kanye's record and I don't think I'm going to. Oh, I haven't either. Yeah.

You know, Drizzy's got an album coming out this week. Who's Drizzy? Drake. Oh. Drizzy has an album. Finally coming out. That's exciting. I'm pumped about it.

Yeah. I don't hate Drake. Love Drake. So one of the things that I realized when we were traveling, this is kind of a blanket statement, maybe I'm making a little bit of a stereotype, but generally how it works is when you're in a relationship, the guy never wants to check a bag.

And the girls always have to check a bag because- I don't like to check bags. I know. Well, you're not like most people. Most women, they have to check a bag because i don't i don't like check bags i know well you're not like most people most women they have to check a bag because they got to bring their own hair dryer and they got to bring the 17 different options of the same dress and i need a hat bag and all this stuff okay okay and then you're stuck at the fucking turnstile and you're like god dang i gotta deal with all this stuff and you know i always have the same argument with sarah i was like you know if we just consolidated and figured out a way to just have carry-ons she's like i can never do that don't even suggest that like it's

like a very hot topic and then she's always like you don't bring anything you bring nothing you don't have any options you don't have different outfits you know and i'm like yeah well i you know i and i realized it was because i had to pack light because you bring so much shit that I had to carry it all the entire time. I am just a glorified Sherpa on traveling trips. Yep. You know? That sounds about right. And that's what men are.

Men are basically pack horses for women. Yep. That's it. Absolutely. Probably cut to the bottom of that. Poor Sarah. Poor Sarah. Poor Sarah. Yeah.

You're trying to get her to leave all her nice shit at home. I know. Guilter. You know, we were listening to Alanis Morissette the other day. Oh, really? Yeah.

And so, you know, in the song, you ought to know, you know, that song. Oh, sure.

Let me, let me play some of it for you. Who doesn't? I mean, it's a great song. Would she go down on you in a theater? Okay, so that line right there. Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater? So that whole record, from what I understand,

is about Dave Coulier, a.k.a. Joey Gladstone from Full House. You know, they were dating, and then he broke up with her, and so the whole record is about, like, how fucking Joey Gladstone from Full House fucking broke your heart, which, great, whatever. I got to work with Dave on on worst cooks super nice guy but this one line i was listening to it and it just kept on eating at me

so this implies that alanis morissette went down on joey gladstone from Full House sometime in the mid-90s in a theater. And I'm just sitting here thinking, what fucking movie did Alanis blow Joey in? And then this came out. Like, was it in like Patch Adams? Like, what movie did she go gluck-gluck on fucking Joey from Full House? I need answers, Alanis.

Oh my God. I don't know. I don't know. I don't either. But these are the things that really keep me up at night, Randy. And the blood pressure's boiling. Wow, I can see that. You're losing it. Oh man. That's pretty funny. Oh yeah.

You got anything else? That was so good. Oh, I don't think I do. No? I don't think so. I don't think I can top that. Yeah. What about Muzak? You got Muzak? Let me see. But while you're thinking about it, I saw my buddies, Johnny Swim have a new song out. Love these guys, by the way. They're the ones that sing home. This is a song called Devastating. Now would you hold me with all the weight of what we could be? Seen it before, know it can happen. Lifetime of joy.

They're sweet. Johnny Swim is the name of the band. Devastating song. Love that. I like them a lot. Yeah, they're great. Casey Musgraves has a new song out. Spacey?

Spacey Casey. It's called Justified. happen in a straight line if i cry just a little and then laugh in the middle if i hate you and i love you and then i change my mind spacey casey i like that a lot yeah it's good and then lani has out a new song called rollover baby baby i like it man Don't be upset. How can you fall asleep when you feel like this? I like it, man. The 80s are back, babe. Yeah. They are back.

There's this band called Pine Grove that I like a lot. I played their stuff before, and I saw they've got some new stuff out, and I thought I'd play a little bit of Pine Grove. All right. It's kind of sad bastard, but like, you know, what do you guys expect from me at this point? Yeah, it's a song called Orange. I measure the narrow length of cross Today the sky is orange

And you and I know why. Are you crying yet? That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. I know. Jeez. Sometimes you just want to get in your feels, you know? I guess. I mean, it is what it is.

You got anything coming up that we need to know about? I'm actually home for almost two weeks. I'm so freaking pumped. I have another, I'm playing Blended Festival in Austin on September 10th. Okay, so this is so funny

because you told me about Blended Festival and I was like, oh, this is like a celebration of like diversity and like that's so cool. They're doing this in Nashville and in Austin. And then I saw the thing and I and like, that's so cool. They're doing this in Nashville and in Austin. And then I saw the thing and I was like,

Oh, it's about wine blending. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a music and wine festival. Yeah.

Which is great, but it's just so funny. Cause I, I heard that and I was like, Oh my God, how progressive. Yeah. No.

Uh, so that's coming up. That's like my next thing that I've got on the calendar, I believe. Cool. Then I got a horse show in a couple weeks after that. And then it's Christmas. So here we are. I cannot believe it.

It's insane. This is happening. Nuts. Yeah. All right. Well, YFTers, we'll be back in Better Than Ever next week. I promise you that. I hope this episode was a little bit more energy-driven.

Is that a thing? Yeah. Yeah. All right, well, we love you. What was his favorite song? In a theater. What movie did you gluck-gluck? Joey Gladstone.

I must know. Maybe it's like the first Jumanji. You what? Like the first Jumanji. White man can't jump. I'm not trying to think of like Billy Mattis. What were the good movies in the 90s that that would have, you know? I'm not sure.

I don't know. Well, let's look it up real quick. That record, Jagged Little Pill, which by the way is one of the most popular records ever. Yeah, I'm sure. Jagged Little Pill by Linus Morissette. Okay, that came out in 1995. Top movies of 1994. Oh my God.

Legends of the Fall. Definitely glucked to Legends of the Fall. She saw Brad Pitt with his shirt off riding horses and she was like, yep. That's very possible. There's also Little Giants. That was a popular one. It's Pat possible. There's also Little Giants. That was a popular one. It's Pat. Oh my god. Disclosure. That was a sexy

one. Yeah. True Lies with Arnold Schwarzenegger. No, it's definitely Legend of the Fall. For sure. Definitely. Definitely Legend of the Fall. Okay. Yeah. Glad we cleared that up. Someone's got to do the research, you know? Someone's got to put in the time.

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