Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Little Dog, Medium Dog, and Astra

Episode Date: October 2, 2019

This week on YFT, Brandi shares how she picked out her new pup Astra (who is not named after Brad Pitt’s new movie) and Wells is now an aspiring photographer with uneven boob sweat. Brandi’s Insta...gram is currently being taken over by pictures of her new brown-eyed Husky whose name means ‘Stars’ since Brandi’s obsessed with space right now. Wells is also trying to turn Carl into an Instagram star now that Wells has his fancy YouTube camera, and also because that dog needs to pay his way! The hosts debate the benefits of GPS tracking dog collars and why they don’t make them for humans yet (Wells needs one ASAP), the best ways to shoot flies straight out of the air, and Wells’ potential profession of voicing movie trailers. Brandi and Wells have plenty of favorites this week and no least faves, so the show is staying true to its name. Also, find out which Dancing with the Stars couple Wells thinks is going to start doing the Horizontal Mambo on their time off. Thanks to our awesome sponsors. Check out these deals for our YFT-ers! MEUNDIES– To get 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to MeUndies.com/YFT FABFITFUN– Use coupon code “YFT” for $10 off your first box at www.fabfitfun.com #fabfitfunpartner

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Starting point is 00:01:32 The sweat. Normally, you're supposed to have a ring that goes kind of around your neck, but for whatever reason, today, my run, all the sweat went down my right titty, so I don't know what that means either. I don't know if that's not a good thing, you know?
Starting point is 00:01:48 I couldn't tell you. I can't say I have the same problem. Yeah, you sweat evenly? Yeah, I sweat a lot. My head sweats a lot. I'm a head sweater. Oh, one of those old head sweaters, huh? Not a good old head sweater.
Starting point is 00:02:01 You should be. My hair is just soaking wet. It looks like I took a shower after I go for a run. Why don't you wear a headband? Because they're really dorky. It's a d head sweater. You should be. Like my hair is just soaking wet. It looks like I took a shower after I go for a run. Why don't you wear a headband? Because they're really dorky. It's a dorky. No, bro. They're like 1970s chic.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Ah! Can you hear the background noise? Should I tell everybody to be quiet? I have people at my house. I mean, I can hear them, but it's whatever. Sorry, you guys. I can hear you a little bit still. Where are you?
Starting point is 00:02:22 I'm at home, but I have people over. Who you got over? My friend Kirsten is staying with me for the weekend. mom's in town and they just wanted to stay out here because it's so fun and then my friend cat came over everyone's wanting to see did you see that i got a new doggy yeah so we sarah and i were wondering whose dog is it well now she's mine yeah yeah oopsie what's one more is it really miley's that you're just taking care of nope this one's mine what's his name her name is astra astra yes like ad astra exactly have you seen that movie i haven't but i want to see it looks dope wow what if it's bad rad pit sign me up i know what if it's bad again change the name of the dog why did you name your dog ast wow what if it's bad Brad Pitt sign me up I know what if it's bad again
Starting point is 00:03:05 change the name of the dog why did you name your dog Astra okay so it's kind of a long story but so I got this dog in Denver but when I left Denver I wasn't for sure that I was gonna really get her I was like gonna think about it and then I couldn't stop thinking about her and I was like you know what I gotta have her so when we were in Denver we were trying to think of like what I would name her if I get her I just was kept thinking like I got to have her. So when we were in Denver, we were trying to think of like what I would name her if I get her. I just was kept thinking like I want to give her a name that's like – I don't know. Like that has to do with space. Like not Luna because everyone names her Luna but like something like that.
Starting point is 00:03:36 It means moon or something. So I started Googling like what's another word for planet? What's another name for star? Like just trying to come up with a cool name. And Astra kept coming up that means star and i guarantee you it's because that movie's out and i actually didn't know about that movie until after i picked the name and then i ran into some random person at a coffee shop was like what's your dog's name and i was like astra and they were like like the movie and i was like
Starting point is 00:03:57 what are you talking about and he was like the brad pitt movie that's out right now it's called ad astra and i was like oh i guess so but I bet that's why it kept popping up on Google so much because it's a movie right now. Yeah. So why did you want to go with like astrological? I don't know. I'm obsessed with space right now. Yeah, I feel you on that. Sarah and I almost went to go see Ad Astra tonight, but we're going to do something different.
Starting point is 00:04:20 What's better than going to the movies? My studio's in in our theater room, right? Oh, yeah. And we never use it. I know. Like, literally, the last time we used it was when you came over and we watched Game of Thrones. That's crazy. If I had theater in my house, I would be in it 24-7.
Starting point is 00:04:38 I know. So tonight, we're going to, we were like, let's go to, let's go see a movie. I want to go see Ad Astra. And then that movie we talked about it a while ago on the podcast uh midsummer or midsommar or something one of my good buddies was like you gotta watch this movie it's crazy and i've been wanting to watch it so i was like why don't we because i saw it's now on itunes i was like why don't we watch that and you know hang out in the theater room so i think that's our it's gonna be like a night out in the theater room. So I think that's our, it's going to be like a night out in.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Wow, you guys are wild. Crazy night for you guys. Turned Sunday night at the Highland Adams house. You know what? You're right. All right. I don't have anything to say to that. I like hearing that phrase.
Starting point is 00:05:22 You're right. You're right. That's okay. I'm not doing anything any better. I'm just like making that phrase. You're right. You're right. Yeah. That's okay. I'm not doing anything any better. I'm just like making foods and I'm not even the one making it. Okay. So you got a dog. You've been saying you've been like wanting to hold off for a while because you're.
Starting point is 00:05:33 I know. Because your last dog passed away relatively recently. She did almost two years ago. It'll be two years in November. Isn't that nuts how fast it went by? Wow, man. So you feel like you're finally ready for this? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:46 And it's, I was really, you know, I love German Shepherds so much. That's what I've had my whole life and grew up with them and everything. And Feather was just like such a freaking great dog. So smart and just so well behaved that I always thought like, oh, when I get another one, I definitely want a German Shepherd because they were just so great. But every time I would come close to wanting to get one, I just couldn't help but think like because they all look so similar that it would just make me a little bit sad to look at it. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:06:08 Yeah. And I've always really loved Huskies. Like I've always said my whole life, like I want a Husky. I want a Husky. And then long story short, I was in Denver staying with a friend and her roommate had just gotten this Husky puppy. And I was like, oh, my freaking gosh, it's so cute. Where'd you get it? And she was like, oh, this girl I work with,
Starting point is 00:06:25 her dog accidentally got pregnant and has eight puppies and she's like drowning in puppies over there and like needs to find homes for them. And I was like, oh my gosh, yours is so cute. And I was like, let's just see what the other ones look like. And then I saw Astra and she's just so freaking cute. And I don't know, it was like just kind
Starting point is 00:06:41 of an impulse decision. So when you went over there, how many puppies were there? She had eight puppies total. And by the time I went to go see Astra, she only had two left. Oh, okay. So how come you didn't choose the other one? So the other one had blue eyes. And they photograph really cute with blue eyes. But I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:56 I just have always liked dogs with brown eyes. There's just something about it I really like. Also, I've been told that when you're going to look for a puppy, that you should flip the puppy over on its back and see if it'll lay on its back. And that's always a good sign that they won't be super dominant and hard to train and stubborn and everything. And she like immediately flipped over and the blue eyed one wouldn't do that. Really? Hmm.
Starting point is 00:07:17 I never heard that before. Now you know. Interesting. Well, obviously dogs are my favorite thing and I need to meet this dog immediately. So. Don't lose your mind. She's so cute. But, like, you travel a lot.
Starting point is 00:07:30 How's this going to work? I'm actually not traveling much for the next few months. Okay. Aside from my little South Africa stint, I'm really home for the rest of the year. And then during that South Africa stint, I think I'm going to take her to her to like a training place because i really want to get her like properly trained because what i'd like to do is i'd like for her to be an emotional support animal and i'd like to be able to take her on the road with me because i travel alone and it's kind of lonely first of all all dogs are emotional support animals i don't know i mean this is true you know. I don't know. I mean, this is true. You know, like, I don't know why we started to do that.
Starting point is 00:08:07 It's like, it's not that they're an emotional support dog. It's that you want to fly with them. I don't know, Wells. It gets pretty lonely out there when you're by yourself all the time. I need emotional support. But here's the thing. My boyfriend lives so far away. I know.
Starting point is 00:08:20 And I'm just in hotel room after hotel room all alone. And I just get sad. But here's the thing. Huskies get big bro I don't think she's gonna her mom only weighs 45 pounds oh really yeah it's tiny I got to meet her because like I never understood that when you got I could never fly with Carl he's too big I'd have to get him his own seat Carl's a giant I know you can't definitely can't fly with Carl but it's just like one of those things like the bigger dogs are typically I'm gonna get hated I'd have to get him his own seat. But Carl's a giant. I know. You definitely can't fly with Carl. But it's just one of those things, like, the bigger dogs are typically, I'm going to get hated on for this, but they're usually the more intelligent dogs that can be trained well enough to behave on flights. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:08:56 Like German Shepherds and Golden Retrievers. Like, those are the kind of animals you see as service dogs, and they're just bigger breeds, but they're usually more well-behaved than smaller dogs, in my opinion. But smaller dogs, you can put them in that little carrying case, you know? The little lunch pail for dogs. There's nothing but a freaking Yorkie fits in that. I know. Comfortably, anyway.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Well, that's awesome. You got a new dog. I'm coming to Nashville in two weeks, so maybe I can see it. What? What for? I'm coming for a wedding. Great. You can meet Astra. Great. We'll come over. We'll come over. Hang out. Can't wait. Do you. What? What for? I'm coming for a wedding. Great. You can meet Astro. Great. We'll come over. Hang out. Can't wait.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Do you want to start the show? I probably should. Yeah. Me or you? Um, me. Go. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy. Hey. I got two bells. I wonder what happens when I do that. One of them sounds jank.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Okay, so this one? And then there's this one. Wait, I couldn't even hear the second one. That one sounds janky. I agree, actually. That's better. Well, shit, man. Getting a dog is a big life.
Starting point is 00:09:59 That's a thing, man. Everyone's been texting me the past couple days, and I'm not really responding because I'm 24-7. I have eyeballs on this dog. Yeah. Is it already shit and pissed all over your stuff? She actually has been really, really, really good. She's only had an accident twice, once yesterday, one today.
Starting point is 00:10:15 And it's both times, like when she wakes up from a nap, and I don't grab her fast enough. Like right after she wakes up from a nap, she needs to go potty. Yeah. Is this dog going to be allowed to sleep on the bed? Once she's potty trained, yes. Oh, wow. What about on the couch? Yeah, I let my dogs on the couch.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Yeah. All right. I have like one room blocked off. It's like the nice dog-free room. And it has a nice white sofa in it. And they're not even allowed in that room. But this other room has a dog-friendly couch. So they're allowed on it.
Starting point is 00:10:43 You keep saying they. Are there multiple dogs? I have three of Miley's dogs. Oh. Remember Little Dog? Why does it assume those dogs were at Miley's house? No, they're at my house. I have them all the time.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Oh. That's why I'm like, what's one more? I've already got three. I guess, but that's just a lot of dogs, man. Yeah, they're all really good, though. Why don't they just stay at Miley's house? Because she's got seven, and, you know, she has a house here in Nashville, and her house in Nashville has, like, so much land.
Starting point is 00:11:14 It's like a dog's paradise, and instead of flying dogs back and forth when she comes and goes, she was like, I kind of just want to keep some of them there and some of them here, and that way I'm not constantly traveling with dogs, and then when I'm there, I'm not alone. So she kind of split them to keep some of them there and some of them here. And that way I'm not constantly traveling with dogs. And then when I'm there, I'm not alone. So she kind of split them up. And there's three and three. And I moved out to like really close to her house.
Starting point is 00:11:34 And so I just, when she's not here, I just take them. Got it. Okay. Well, this is just a lot of information. You just, you know. Can I just say, by the way sarah and i were just talking about it your sister's body is insane you're telling me i had to work out with her all week last week does she just work out like crazy does she like a bird like what's happening she eats well but she
Starting point is 00:11:58 eats a lot but it's more just she just is a workout she's just crazy about working out right now like she loves working out i think she works out at least twice a day every day and like walks a couple times a day like she's just staying active and it's like just like a her hobby right now it's nuts all right well you got any fave things bro let me tell you basically first of all my instagram account has basically become a dog account at this point it's just insane so now that i have all these dogs yeah little dog and quote-unquote medium dog happy love to just disappear when i'm not paying attention when we're at the barn when i when i'm paying attention they
Starting point is 00:12:37 like don't leave my side they're so well behaved and then they just i feel like they watch for when i turn around for at least 30 seconds and then they just they're feel like they watch for when I turn around for at least 30 seconds. And then they just, they're gone. But they always come back. But I'm always like, where the heck have you guys been? Like, what if you're like close to the road and getting in the road? It freaks me out. So I found collars with GPS trackers in them. Do you know about this? Yeah, I've seen them.
Starting point is 00:12:57 They use everything. I can see exactly where those little turds are going, where they've been, how far they walked, how many steps they took. It's amazing are they going they just wander in the woods i mean little dogs a beagle beagles are like hunting dogs like she's probably hunting squirrels or something so hold on let me get this straight because you had a house that was over in like uh like the woodbine area yep i still have it but i rent it out now. Okay. So then, so you effectively live on Miley's property? Well, I, so I got a house pretty much like not next to her because on a different road, but our properties connect. You bought it? No, I rent it. You rent it from her? No. Why don't
Starting point is 00:13:39 you just live in her house? Because it's her house. Yeah, she's never there. I know. It's her house. I want my own house. I get it. Why don't you build on her property? No, my own thing. All right, fine.
Starting point is 00:13:53 But it's nice to be so close. And, you know, like when she's here or when she's not here, I can go over there and like take the dogs and go on like hike around the property and everything. And it's super fun. There's lots of woods. And little dog and medium dog just love to wander around the freaking woods and not come back for like an hour and a half and i used to stress every single day and i was like i'm figuring out how to track these guys and so we got these gps collars and my life has changed completely it is everything do you have to plug them in you charge them but like it says and like they're new so jerry's still out on this but it says you only
Starting point is 00:14:24 have to charge them every couple of months really says we should get sponsored by this company i know that's why i'm not dropping the name i'm holding out good nice well hold now good to know like i mean i don't we don't need that because we've got like a fence and everything but actually carl got out the other day and we were like yeah we were like looking we were looking on the security cameras and figuring out like where he went like looking we were looking on the security cameras and figuring out like where he went and it's kind of a fun little exercise to find out where he went but it's kind of scary because obviously we live in la so there's just a lot of cars i feel like i'm a little shocked they haven't made microchips that are that you can track with gps honestly i
Starting point is 00:14:59 need that in my body like i don't even know what the hell happened last night well i was like i was like i would for sure microchip my kid if I had a kid. I want to know where that thing's going at all times. 24-7-365. There's a black mirror about that, by the way. Oh, is there? I should watch it. Speaking of technology, I...
Starting point is 00:15:17 Not me. For whatever reason, YouTube sent Sarah and I like a big box of stuff to I guess make a YouTube channel or something to become YouTubers. And so they sent us like this badass camera. It's a Canon like Mark 2 6D. Oh, yeah. The oxen free.
Starting point is 00:15:36 I don't know. Whatever. It's nice. Very nice. And so I'm I'm just I'm snap happy now. So that's the new camera you've been Instagramming about? It's changing. New camera, who dis?
Starting point is 00:15:49 It's changing the game, bro. Like all of a sudden my shit looks good. But here's the problem. I'm such a tech nerd. I'm like reading up and like watching YouTube tutorials, like learn how to become a photographer. Everyone's benefiting from this. Carl's Instagram page, Sarah's Instagram page,
Starting point is 00:16:07 except for me because no one takes pictures of me, you know? Yeah, that's the curse of being a great photographer. I know, man. And it's really funny too, because Dean was like, dude, this is my thing. You took the drone, you were doing drone videos. Now you got the new camera. Those are my things. You were doing drone videos. Now you have a new camera. Those are my things.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Stick to dogs and tacos. You should really pimp out Carl's Instagram though. I know. You could start getting hashtag ads real quick, I feel. I know. He's got a good amount of followers. Yeah. Get that dog a deal.
Starting point is 00:16:39 That dog needs a deal. Make him pay his way, you know? Exactly. 100%. You're going to be seeing a lot of sharp-looking content, because I'm over here like an Asian tourist, bro. I'm just taking pics left
Starting point is 00:16:52 and right. Oh, my gosh. There's so much wrong with that, but I can't wait to make you take my photo. Maybe. You're gonna do it for sure. We need to take some fly new YFT photos anyway. Can we do that when you come in town? Yeah. With a new camera? Yeah, sure. I don't know how much time we're gonna have there, but anyway. Can we do that when you come in town? Yeah. With a new camera?
Starting point is 00:17:06 Yeah, sure. I don't know how much time we're going to have there, but yeah, we'll do that. You know what? You can make time for me. Okay. Okay. Okay. Weldy?
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Starting point is 00:20:42 And saw Sarah's new movie, The Wedding Year. Oh, I'm dying to see it. Well, so it's not in theaters anymore, but you can watch it on Amazon and on iTunes. So that's what I thought, because I saw her posting about people that have watched it both in the theater and on streamed it. So I assumed I could stream it. Yeah, it was limited release. So now you can you can stream it.
Starting point is 00:21:00 But because I saw it right, like I saw like, a long time ago before it, like, made final edit, and it was good originally, but I'm telling you, after, like, the final, final edit and everything, it is so good and cute, but I tell you what, bro,
Starting point is 00:21:19 it's hard to watch your fiance make out with someone else. I bet. I could not handle that. And you know what I don't like about it? And I told her this afterwards. Like, I get that that's her job or whatever. What I don't like is that she uses some of the same moves.
Starting point is 00:21:37 No. That she uses on me. That's just not right. If you watch the movie, you'll see, like, she does this, like, kind of, like like lip bite thing when she's trying to look cute and then like makes out. Like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I can't do it, but you know what I'm talking about. And I'm like, oh my God, she does that to me? Oh no. And so I told her about it and she was like,
Starting point is 00:21:58 well, I don't know. I'm just, I don't know how to do it, do a different way. I was like, you gotta, you gotta figure something else new.
Starting point is 00:22:03 All right? You gotta make up some new thing that you don't use on me. Cause that was weird to watch. I bet. But anyways, it was good. And it's really kind of funny too, because like, it's a movie about weddings and in the movie, she's very anti getting married. And in real life, she's very, she's very pro getting married.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Oh yeah. Real excited about it. pro getting married. Oh, yeah. I'm real excited about it, I've heard. Oh, yeah. It's all about it. That's funny. Wedding year, great movie, good rom-com. Go check it out. I'm going to watch it tonight.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Okay. Do it. Exciting. You'll like it. The new episode of Grey's Anatomy came out this week. I saw that you Instagrammed about it, I think. Because Meredith Gray looks banging on the promo. Is that Emily
Starting point is 00:22:47 Pompeo? Yeah, she looks freaking good. Ellen, I think, is her first name. Ellen Pompeo. How old is she? I need to Google. Because she looks phenomenal. Do a quick Googs, bro. 49? She looks fabulous. Does she?
Starting point is 00:23:05 Yeah. I hope I look that good at 49. How old's your mom? 52. Your mom looks so much better than Helen Pompeo. I mean, my mom, she's not 52. She's 32. Totally buy it. She'll kill me for saying her age on here. But you can Google it.
Starting point is 00:23:24 What are you looking up at? There's a freaking grasshopper on the ceiling. I want to electrocute it so bad. You got to like. Oh. Do you have an electric. Do you have an electric fly swatter? This is my favorite thing. Not only
Starting point is 00:23:39 is an electric fly swatter. Look at this baby. This is a three foot with an extension and it pops out even further. Look at this baby. This is a three foot. Whoa. With an extension. And he pops out even further. Look at this thing. Whoa. So that I can pin the grasshoppers up against the wall and fry their asses.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Oh my God. I just have the one that's like a little tennis racket looking one. Oh no, no, no. I needed to have the three foot extension. You've been buying so much shit on Amazon, by the way. This sounds like a- So much stuff stuff wait um it's out of control okay hold on fave thing if you got a lot of flies in your house the electric fly swatter's dope i don't know if we've talked about this have we
Starting point is 00:24:16 talked about this i don't think so the salt gun what is that oh my god okay it's this like yellow gun that shoots you pour salt into it it shoots salt and it kills flies and with salt yes i don't understand that logic it's like a bb gun but you put salt in it and it just shoots out salt really really fast and it kills flies and it's the most fun to walk around with this gun and shoot flies and sometimes like normally you just shoot them like when they're like like they've stopped and like the windowsill or whatever but sometimes you can get them out of the air and bro i mean i don't know like yeah sex is great and all but have you ever shot a fly out of the air with a salt gun? Do they make one that's for grasshoppers? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Why do you have a grasshopper problem, by the way? Where are you living? In the woods now. And, well, these freaking grasshoppers, I've never seen anything like them.
Starting point is 00:25:16 They're this big. They're like at least three inches long and no suckers can fly. And they make the loudest noise I've ever heard they sound as loud as a cicada it's insanity surely there is some sort of remedy to keep grasshoppers out of your house i don't know i think they come in through the doggy door oh really i think so
Starting point is 00:25:39 wow i got a new fave show what's that i'm late on the game on this one guys but there's just a lot now that thankfully paradise is over as fun as it was it's really opened up some free time for me i got mondays and tuesdays to wide open again so i can catch up on some shiz and i know that we're late on this one, but Succession on HBO. What is that? Oh, dude. Okay, hold on. IMDB, step up your fucking game.
Starting point is 00:26:16 All in the description, this is what it says. Succession follows a dysfunctional American global media family. That's it. Anyways, it's basically about rich people. Yeah, I don't know, but this is about rich people and like the cast is crazy good brian cox is like the father kieran colkin by the way how many colkins are there i don't know a lot there's so many colkins yeah first aired june 3rd 2018 although he has no plans to step aside as the head of Waystar, the international media conglomerate controlled by his family, aging patriarch Logan Roy is contemplating what the future holds. He has lingered in the limelight longer than even he thought he would, and now family members want to run the company as they see fit.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Despite a best-laid succession plan, tempers flare over Logan's intentions. succession plan tempers flare over Logan's intentions. Kendall Roy, Logan's eldest son from his second marriage and a division president at the firm, is the heir apparent. As Kendall attempts to solidify his eventual takeover, he and the three other Roy children face a difficult choice as company control and family loyalties collide. Succession on HBO. When the guy that reads movie synopsis dies, you should take over.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Is there a thing? Is that a thing? What do you mean? Is that a thing? There's like one dude that's got the voice. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:39 When he croaks, like, I think you should step up. We talked about this a couple episodes ago that the inner world. yeah um there's a movie about that called in a world i think that you got to go see i we talked about this is a fucking deja vu all over again but yeah you gotta you gotta watch it brandy what's up i got some new underwear is that weird you do, you do. Oh, I do. MeUndies came in the mail. Do you get MeUndies or is it just a guy thing? No, I do get MeUndies. I actually just had some new ones in the mail also, but you know what I just discovered? What? MeUndies also makes Halloween themed costume onesies. What? We've been talking about how Halloween is my freaking favorite holiday. I'm throwing an epic party again this year.
Starting point is 00:28:26 And, you know, some people out there just aren't as creative and don't like to build their own costumes. So if you go to MeUndies, they have costume onesies. It's the easiest costume ever, and you can still dress up for Halloween. They're spooky, soft, softer than a fluffy kitten dressed in a pumpkin costume. Like softer than the brains zombies love to eat. MeUndies is coming out with a variety of festive prints to really put the boo in booty. Oh, I see what they did there. I like this.
Starting point is 00:28:54 I see what they did there. I'm here for it. MeUndies has a great offer for our listeners. For any first-time purchaser, you can get 15% off and free shipping. This is a no-brainer, especially because they have 100% satisfaction guarantee. I know this is kind of weird to say, but like Cool Prints. The guy's got some like dinosaur ones and like some pizza ones. And then it's like normal colors as well.
Starting point is 00:29:17 But they're also really, really soft. And I'm just going to go ahead and say it. It holds my junk very nice. And I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's like an optical illusion or something or how it, but it makes it look like I'm packing even more heat than I'm packing. Well, Wells, I am just so happy for you. All right.
Starting point is 00:29:37 So if you guys want to check out MeUndies, we're giving you 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and there's a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Just go to Me meundies.com slash YFT. That's meundies.com slash YFT. Seriously, I do love that company. Well, yeah, they make your junk look bigger. I know. I'm not going to use all the help I can get. No, just kidding. I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know why I said that. I never want to know ever.
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Starting point is 00:31:34 And I keep forgetting to talk about this. When you read the Stephen King book, 11, 23, whatever. There is already a TV show about it. No, I know. Yeah, it came out years ago. I thought you said there was one coming out and then I was confused and I was like, oh, I can't wait to watch that. There was one out, the Hulu series.
Starting point is 00:31:52 I watched it in like a day. Was it good? Have you seen it? No, because I'm still reading the book. The show's great. So is it about him? He goes back in time and he tries to stop the JFK shooting? Yes. Don't tell me,? He goes back in time. He tries to stop the JFK shooting. Yes. Well, don't tell me because I'm not done yet. Okay, but
Starting point is 00:32:09 it's so good and the end is so sad and James Franco does a great job and the rest of the cast are like Josh DeMalle. Isn't it? What really like it's nuts. Okay, I got it. I got it. I got to finish this book, but it's taking forever. Steven King books are so long.
Starting point is 00:32:27 The series wasn't long enough. I finished it so fast. All right. The other thing, I just started last night, and I am so behind. There's so many seasons. I feel like I'll never watch it all. Everyone raves about Shameless. Have you ever seen it?
Starting point is 00:32:39 Yes. Do you love? Yes. Also, Sarah's really good friends with Jeremy, a.k.a. Lip, and he lives down the street. We keep on going to his parties and stuff. She went to freaking like middle school or high school with him and his wife, Addie. Huh. Well, I didn't love episode one.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Pick up? It's been off like 10 years. Yes, it's a very popular show. I just was expecting to be like blown away. And episode one was just meh. Dude, William H. Macy on that show is bonkers good. And then Emmy Rossum is so good. Really?
Starting point is 00:33:14 Show's fantastic. Okay, I'll give it a shot. I'll keep watching. Dude, yeah. Oh, I got a book rec. Okay. This is dumb because everyone knows it. Now there's a movie coming out.
Starting point is 00:33:23 But got like maybe halfway through The Goldfinch. Oh, yeah. It's a good book. Okay. You know dumb because everyone knows it. Now there's a movie coming out, but got like maybe halfway through The Goldfinch. Oh yeah. It's a good book. Okay. You know what it's about? No. I can tell you what it's about from where I got to. That's probably good.
Starting point is 00:33:37 That way you don't give anything away. Yeah. So far, pretty good. So it's about this little boy. He's like in trouble. He like gets suspended from school. So it's about this little boy. He's, like, in trouble. He, like, gets suspended from school. So, like, on one of those days off, his mother takes him to a museum in New York. And they're, like, walking around the museum.
Starting point is 00:33:52 And she's, like, telling him about, like, these paintings or whatever. And she's kind of, like, obsessed with this one painting of a goldfinch. And then he, like, gets distracted by this red-haired girl. And so he kind of, like, wants to wants to go like talk to her, meet her. So he kind of like runs off and chases after her. And right then there's a bombing in the museum. Kind of comes to like 45 minutes later. And it's just like smoke and fire and dead bodies everywhere.
Starting point is 00:34:18 And he ends up taking the picture that his mom loved so much of the goldfinch. Come to find out his mother passes away in the bombing and then it's like doesn't really have a place to live and he has to live with all his friends and um when he woke up from the bombing he was like trying to save this old man and this old man gives him like this um he was the guy that was with the red-haired girl he gives the little boy like this ring kind of tells him where to go to like return the ring and so it kind of like sets him off in this like little adventure like to find the red haired girl and and of course he's stolen this very expensive painting and so like that's kind of where i am like kind of kind of in the middle of it but uh yeah it makes sense
Starting point is 00:34:59 it's a movie because so good when does the movie come out i think it's out right now actually oh all right very cool yeah i finally finished i've talked about it forever ago and just in utah finished the book called burial rights the one about the it's set in iceland yeah that jennifer lawrence is gonna star in the movie loved it absolutely loved it i don't know why it took me so long to read it but highly highly recommend and i And I recommend reading it before the movie comes out because the movie's never quite as good. And you just don't get as much of a story arc when they adapt
Starting point is 00:35:31 a movie from a book, in my opinion. So I think you guys should read it. And it is based on a true story. It tells in the back of the book that the author studied in Iceland and heard about this actually happening and talked to people that were around when it went down and all that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 00:35:48 So super cool. All right. Into it. Sad, sad story, but good. We were watching Dancing with the Stars the other day. And like, I know that like the further the contestant gets on the show, the more they get paid. Yep.
Starting point is 00:36:01 But like, what about the dancers? Like, do the dancers get paid for as only as many episodes they're on because that's not their fault like like if you were the dancer that had to be with like sean spicer you're like fuck i'm gonna be i'm gonna be on this show for three weeks and i'm out of here it's a good question you know or is it like you're no matter what you're gonna get paid for six episodes whether you make it six episodes or not and if you get them get them past that then great i don't know that's a good question you know because that's that would suck if you know totally if you got bad also by the way i i don't know what's going to happen here and i don't have any inside knowledge or whatever but i was
Starting point is 00:36:40 watching the other night i got a feeling that hannah's gonna be hooking up with her dance partner everyone's been saying that dude i watched it and i was like because i don't know i don't know all these stories and the only people i know are is val because i i and and his wife because i met him one time um but uh because i was on the show one time but i was watching i was like i haven't heard it enough i was on the show one time. Why do I say that? Every week. That one time I was on Dancing with the Stars. I was like, hey, is that guy single?
Starting point is 00:37:10 And she's like, I think so. And I'm like, they're going to be boning by the end of this thing. And she was like, probably. And then I saw that Demi was like, don't hook up with your dance partner. Which, okay, Demi, why would you say that? Why can't she hook up with a dance partner? You know? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Go to Poundtown. Population, two of you guys. You know? I can't wait till you're a dad and your kids just sit around with their hands on their forehead just thinking, like, my dad is so cheesy. He needs a teacher, the horizontal mambo. Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:37:46 My God. Oh, my God. That was good. Your future kids are just shaking their heads right now, mortified. Yeah, they're going to be doing the tango in the sheets. They're going to be like, hey, Dad, can you drop us like five blocks from school, please? Thanks. I don't know. I think I'm going to be a cool dad.
Starting point is 00:38:03 That's what they all say. Yeah, you're right. Everyone who thinks they're going to be a cool dad is not a cool dad. That's probably true. I'm not like the regular moms. I'm a cool mom. Yeah, I know. I know. Your mom is cool, though.
Starting point is 00:38:14 And your dad is cool, too. Yeah, but they don't think they're cool. That's why they're cool. They must know they're cool. I think Tish sometimes thinks she's cool. Tish the... Oh, P.S. Everyone's calling her Tish the Dish now.
Starting point is 00:38:24 You're welcome. Does she like it? Tish the, oh, P.S. Everyone's calling her Tish the Dish now. You're welcome. Does she like it? She must love that nickname. She loves it. Miley was calling her that in Utah, and I was like, there it is. It's sticking. Yes. We also like Tizzle because we call her M.T.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Yeah. Which turned into M.Tizzle, and now it's just sort of a Tizzle. She's got a lot of good nicknames. But does Tish know that I'm the one who came up with Tish the Dish? Yes. Okay. You got full credit. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Uh-huh. If I've done anything right in this life, it's come up with that nickname. Oh, my gosh. You know? Ben and Derek, like 1,000% came to iHeartRadio early to see my mother. Yeah. No, I know. Like, had nothing to do with Miley. Have you seen her? They're like, yeah,io early to see my mother. Yeah. No, I know. Like had nothing to do with Miley.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Have you? Yeah. We want to come see Miley play. Also, is your mom here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I bet she's loved it. Oh, loved it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:15 I was like, mom, this is my friend Derek. He's been dying to meet you. Hi, Derek. Insane. Who does she think is hotter? Ben or Derek? I don't know. I didn't ask her.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Honestly, she'd say you, Wells. That's just because she likes me, though. No, she'd is hotter, Ben or Derek? I don't know. I didn't ask her. Honestly, she'd say you, Wells. That's just because she likes me, though. No, she'd be like, neither. I like Wells the best. Yeah, because I came up with the nickname. That's so funny. The fact that Miley is calling her Tish the Dish just makes me sad. That's like the best thing in the world.
Starting point is 00:39:37 I got to be honest with you. It's everything. It's really stuck. You got anything else? Oh, I think we have a good amount of Nashville listeners. Yeah. There's a new restaurant in nashville that i'm loving what is it nashville has needed some good japanese like sushi spots
Starting point is 00:39:51 like we've desperately needed something great finally we have it it's called oku o-ku have you heard of it no it's bomb it's down like i guess it's technically germantown but it's it's bomb. It's down like, I guess it's technically Germantown, but it's, it's in like a weird area. It's like, it's the only cool thing there. Everything else looks very industrial and like there's nothing else there. And when you're driving there,
Starting point is 00:40:14 you're like, is this sketchy? And then you pull up and it's this super nice restaurant and it is so freaking good. If you live in Nashville and you like sushi, I would highly recommend checking it out. All right. I like that. Yeah. I got a song that I'm like obsessed with right now. Oh, good. Because I got it. I got to drop one of my sister's songs. All right. Do you remember Caleb Holly?
Starting point is 00:40:33 Sounds familiar. He was on. He went to Belmont, the Nashville guy. He was on American Idol. I think he was on the same season as my buddy Paul McDonald. Oh, okay. Just a freaking genius musician. And then, do you know who Theo Katzman is? That sounds familiar also. So Theo Katzman was in Wolfpack, but now he does like, he's got his solo stuff going on. Anyways, my buddy Daniel
Starting point is 00:40:57 was over at his house the other day. For whatever reason, started talking about Caleb. And he's like, man, this song. And so he played this YouTube video for me. And it's Caleb Hawley and Theo Katzman. And it's just like, Theo's playing bass. I don't even think he's a bass player.
Starting point is 00:41:11 And then Caleb's playing guitar. It's just them two and two mics set up. It's not like in a studio, like super produced. And it's like one of the best freaking things I've ever heard. Oh, let's hear it. Don't you want somebody to love when you're lonely? Don't you want somebody to lighten your load?
Starting point is 00:41:41 Don't you want somebody to think of you when you're away? Don't you want somebody, somebody like me? That was Caleb. This is Theo. Don't you want somebody to make you your breakfast? Sounds that you songs that you do talking over coffee in the living room
Starting point is 00:42:10 don't you want somebody to watch all your favorite shows with baby don't you want somebody, somebody like me and as the
Starting point is 00:42:30 world keeps spinning we'll keep living by each other's side until we pass on through this life it's you and I it's you and I just Anyway. It's you and I.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Just do yourself a favor and go and YouTube Caleb Hawley featuring Theo Katzman, you and I. It absolutely blew my mind the other day. Love it. Yeah. Very cool. The way that they did it is just so good. So good.
Starting point is 00:43:02 So good. I've really been listening to the new post malone album a lot i really actually really like it a lot okay we don't need to play anything necessarily but top songs i like san trope um which i think might be the single right now i also like allergic die for me is the my favorite on the record it has future and halsey on it um sunflower has already been out it's on the album also and i loved that one but overall like great record i love post malone big fan have you seen um have you seen the meme where it's like uh shyla boof is actually post malone and he's like reinventing his career and got face tattoos.
Starting point is 00:43:45 It's so funny. Look that up. Kind of believable. I know. They look very, very similar. That's so funny. All right. I love me some Post Malone.
Starting point is 00:43:58 I love him too. He's just so different and so like himself, which I really appreciate. Yeah. All right. I got to plug my girl, Noah. She just keeps putting out banger after banger. Her new song came on my release radar the other day, actually. Oh, it did?
Starting point is 00:44:15 Is it Lonely? Is that the song? It is the saddest song I have ever heard in my entire life. How does my precious little no-no feel such sad, deep things? Did she write this? Yes. Oh. Such a sad little no-ee.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Come on. Nikki Champagne? Huh? Nikki Champagne? Nikki Champagne is a sad little girl with a phenomenal voice and the song is so good. It's so sad.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Drink all the time to forget I'm not hurt. Because I go to parties sometimes. And I'll kiss a boy and pretend for the night. Because I don't know much about me. I'm still ashamed of who I used to be. So I try way too hard. But I still miss the mark to fit in. Fit in.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Oh, help me. Whoa. Please someone help me. Praise Jesus. I don't care anyone or anything. Praise Jesus! Noah taking me to church over here with the choir. Yeah, the choir. Yeah, it's got a choir thing.
Starting point is 00:45:42 That's awesome. Also, like, she's what, 19? 19. Yeah, that's how every 19-year-old feels, by the way. Feeling all the feels, man. Yeah. Her voice, though, every time she puts on another song, it just blows me away how good her voice is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Why hasn't Noah and Miley done a song? I feel like they're very different stylistically. I wouldn't be shocked if it happens someday, but I think Noah, she's so independent and I think she's so like wants to do her own thing and have her own sound and pave her own way. And I really respect that about her. And I think she just kind of wants to stand on her own two feet before she tries to collab with any of us, you know? Got it. I think that's really cool of her. No, totally. She don't need nobody else. Yeah. But one day, maybe. I've said it every year. We need a Cyrus family Christmas album. Yeah. What are you going to do on it? I'll play guitar. I'll sing a couple of harmonies here and there. Yeah. Auto-tuned probably, but
Starting point is 00:46:34 I can do it. Can I just come over in a Christmas sweater and serve eggnog? Sure. You know, I just want to be there like for the photo shoot. You could take a tambourine. Yeah, I could be in there. What are you doing for the holiday? Are you going to be in Nashville for Thanksgiving and Christmas? You know what? I'm actually going to be in South Africa on American Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah. Which is really funny because I was also there last year.
Starting point is 00:46:58 And that's when I met Rye. Pretty cool. And then about Christmas. We haven't talked about Christmas yet. I'd like to think Nashville because that's where we all like to be And that's It just feels more Christmasy here than in LA But we really haven't discussed plans
Starting point is 00:47:12 What about you? We're doing Thanksgiving and Christmas here But Sarah and I Are going to France What? We're going to France Oh my gosh
Starting point is 00:47:23 Can you please spoof Just married scenes And post them on Instagram Just for me What? We're going to France Oh my gosh Can you please Spoof Just married scenes And post them on Instagram Just for me What? I don't know what that is What? What is just married?
Starting point is 00:47:33 Are you kidding me? What is that? Is that a movie with like Mila Kunis? It's close Ashton Kutcher Yeah And Brittany Murphy
Starting point is 00:47:40 Oh I don't even know what year it came out It's old But it's like Your classic rom-com Ashton Kutcher know what year it came out. It's old. But it's like your classic rom-com. Ashton Kutcher is so freaking funny in this movie. It's hilarious that you don't know it. Because my friend Kirsten, who's here, had never seen it.
Starting point is 00:47:52 She's a little younger than me. And I was like, you've got to watch this movie. And we watched it recently. Ashton is so good in it. And so is Brittany Murphy. And it's so cute. And they go to France on their honeymoon. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:03 And they're so young. And they're dirt poor. their honeymoon. Yeah. And they're so young and they're dirt poor. And like her rich dad pays for like a few nights of their honeymoon, but they screw it up. And then they're like slumming it in France. And it's so funny. All right. You got to watch. And then you got to spoof some seeds. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:19 It's too good. This is a big homework assignment I got here. Please do it for me. I just want to drink red wine and eat baguettes. That's no fun. And then go to the Eiffel Tower and do that thing where I pretend like I'm holding it up. Oh, you're going to do that? Probably.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Maybe you should do one where it looks like you're kicking the Eiffel Tower over. That'd be pretty cool. I want to do one where I'm laying down and it looks like my boner. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, all right.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Well, I think we did it. Okay. Did the damn thing. Are you good with it? Yeah, I'm going to go eat some empanadas and watch the wedding year. You know what I'm doing tomorrow? What's that? I'm going on Off the the vine with caitlin
Starting point is 00:49:06 bristow oh you are i am because for whatever reason i'm doing all of the um podcasts to promote you're more popular than me no people don't ask me no yeah i just said i'll do them i don't get asked what What are you talking about? I wasn't told about Off the Vine. No one asked me to be on Off the Vine. I've been on it so many times, though. Yeah. She's probably like, we've had enough brandy for the last year.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Let's get some wells. Well, I've already been on twice. This is my third time. I've been on many more than that. I've been on Off the Vine, Grape Therapy, Drunk Dial. I've been on all the podcasts. I did the live podcast tour. Also, Caitlin Bristow wanted me to name my dog Patricia.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Ooh. I was like, your dog has a cute name, Ramen Noodle. My dog has to have a cute name. Why is she naming your dog Patricia? I don't know. She said she looks like a Patricia. No, no. No, no, no, no. No, I don't like that at all. But I really hope that Astrara and ramen get along i
Starting point is 00:50:06 think they will hopefully they can be best friends oh my god does is astra gonna have an instagram account no i think i'm just gonna make my instagram her basically because it's the best content i could ever hope to have you know fair it's diamond status shit right there i know all right well i'll tell uh caitlin Caitlin you say hey and that her name and that name was stupid and she should be embarrassed yeah you should tell her
Starting point is 00:50:29 alright later dude alright see ya bye bye this podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation

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