Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Little Dog, Medium Dog, and Astra
Episode Date: October 2, 2019This week on YFT, Brandi shares how she picked out her new pup Astra (who is not named after Brad Pitt’s new movie) and Wells is now an aspiring photographer with uneven boob sweat. Brandi’s Insta...gram is currently being taken over by pictures of her new brown-eyed Husky whose name means ‘Stars’ since Brandi’s obsessed with space right now. Wells is also trying to turn Carl into an Instagram star now that Wells has his fancy YouTube camera, and also because that dog needs to pay his way! The hosts debate the benefits of GPS tracking dog collars and why they don’t make them for humans yet (Wells needs one ASAP), the best ways to shoot flies straight out of the air, and Wells’ potential profession of voicing movie trailers. Brandi and Wells have plenty of favorites this week and no least faves, so the show is staying true to its name. Also, find out which Dancing with the Stars couple Wells thinks is going to start doing the Horizontal Mambo on their time off. Thanks to our awesome sponsors. Check out these deals for our YFT-ers! MEUNDIES– To get 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to MeUndies.com/YFT FABFITFUN– Use coupon code “YFT” for $10 off your first box at www.fabfitfun.com #fabfitfunpartner
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code your favorite thing do it why do you have a towel over your neck? Because I just went on a run.
Oh.
You know, I gotta burn the
cows.
The sweat. Normally,
you're supposed to have a ring that goes
kind of around your neck,
but for whatever reason, today, my
run, all the sweat went down my right
titty, so
I don't know what that means either.
I don't know if that's not a good thing, you know?
I couldn't tell you.
I can't say I have the same problem.
Yeah, you sweat evenly?
Yeah, I sweat a lot.
My head sweats a lot.
I'm a head sweater.
Oh, one of those old head sweaters, huh?
Not a good old head sweater.
You should be.
My hair is just soaking wet.
It looks like I took a shower after I go for a run.
Why don't you wear a headband? Because they're really dorky. It's a d head sweater. You should be. Like my hair is just soaking wet. It looks like I took a shower after I go for a run. Why don't you wear a headband?
Because they're really dorky.
It's a dorky.
No, bro.
They're like 1970s chic.
Ah!
Can you hear the background noise?
Should I tell everybody to be quiet?
I have people at my house.
I mean, I can hear them, but it's whatever.
Sorry, you guys.
I can hear you a little bit still.
Where are you?
I'm at home, but I have people over.
Who you got over?
My friend Kirsten is staying with me for the weekend. mom's in town and they just wanted to stay out here because it's so fun and then my friend cat came over everyone's wanting to see
did you see that i got a new doggy yeah so we sarah and i were wondering whose dog is it well
now she's mine yeah yeah oopsie what's one more is it really miley's that you're just taking care of nope
this one's mine what's his name her name is astra astra yes like ad astra exactly have you seen that
movie i haven't but i want to see it looks dope wow what if it's bad rad pit sign me up i know
what if it's bad again change the name of the dog why did you name your dog ast wow what if it's bad Brad Pitt sign me up I know what if it's bad again
change the name of the dog why did you name your dog Astra okay so it's kind of a long story but
so I got this dog in Denver but when I left Denver I wasn't for sure that I was gonna really get her
I was like gonna think about it and then I couldn't stop thinking about her and I was like
you know what I gotta have her so when we were in Denver we were trying to think of like what I
would name her if I get her I just was kept thinking like I got to have her. So when we were in Denver, we were trying to think of like what I would name her if I get her.
I just was kept thinking like I want to give her a name that's like – I don't know.
Like that has to do with space.
Like not Luna because everyone names her Luna but like something like that.
It means moon or something.
So I started Googling like what's another word for planet?
What's another name for star?
Like just trying to come up with a cool name.
And Astra kept coming up
that means star and i guarantee you it's because that movie's out and i actually didn't know about
that movie until after i picked the name and then i ran into some random person at a coffee shop was
like what's your dog's name and i was like astra and they were like like the movie and i was like
what are you talking about and he was like the brad pitt movie that's out right now it's called
ad astra and i was like oh i guess so but I bet that's why it kept popping up on Google so much because it's a movie right now.
Yeah.
So why did you want to go with like astrological?
I don't know.
I'm obsessed with space right now.
Yeah, I feel you on that.
Sarah and I almost went to go see Ad Astra tonight, but we're going to do something different.
What's better than going to the movies?
My studio's in in our theater room, right?
Oh, yeah.
And we never use it.
I know.
Like, literally, the last time we used it was when you came over and we watched Game of Thrones.
That's crazy.
If I had theater in my house, I would be in it 24-7.
I know.
So tonight, we're going to, we were like, let's go to, let's go see a movie.
I want to go see Ad Astra.
And then that movie
we talked about it a while ago on the podcast uh midsummer or midsommar or something one of my good
buddies was like you gotta watch this movie it's crazy and i've been wanting to watch it so i was
like why don't we because i saw it's now on itunes i was like why don't we watch that and you know
hang out in the theater room so i think that's our it's gonna be like a night out in the theater room. So I think that's our, it's going to be like a night out in.
Wow, you guys are wild.
Crazy night for you guys.
Turned Sunday night at the Highland Adams house.
You know what?
You're right.
All right.
I don't have anything to say to that.
I like hearing that phrase.
You're right.
You're right.
That's okay.
I'm not doing anything any better. I'm just like making that phrase. You're right. You're right. Yeah. That's okay. I'm not doing anything any better.
I'm just like making foods and I'm not even the one making it.
Okay.
So you got a dog.
You've been saying you've been like wanting to hold off for a while because you're.
I know.
Because your last dog passed away relatively recently.
She did almost two years ago.
It'll be two years in November.
Isn't that nuts how fast it went by?
Wow, man.
So you feel like you're finally ready for this?
Yeah.
And it's, I was really, you know, I love German Shepherds so much.
That's what I've had my whole life and grew up with them and everything.
And Feather was just like such a freaking great dog.
So smart and just so well behaved that I always thought like, oh, when I get another one,
I definitely want a German Shepherd because they were just so great.
But every time I would come close to wanting to get one, I just couldn't help but think
like because they all look so similar that it would just make me a little bit sad to look at it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And I've always really loved Huskies.
Like I've always said my whole life, like I want a Husky.
I want a Husky.
And then long story short, I was in Denver staying with a friend and her roommate had just gotten this Husky puppy.
And I was like, oh, my freaking gosh, it's so cute.
Where'd you get it?
And she was like, oh, this girl I work with,
her dog accidentally got pregnant and has eight puppies
and she's like drowning in puppies over there
and like needs to find homes for them.
And I was like, oh my gosh, yours is so cute.
And I was like, let's just see
what the other ones look like.
And then I saw Astra and she's just so freaking cute.
And I don't know, it was like just kind
of an impulse decision.
So when you went over there, how many puppies were there?
She had eight puppies total.
And by the time I went to go see Astra, she only had two left.
Oh, okay. So how come you didn't choose the other one?
So the other one had blue eyes.
And they photograph really cute with blue eyes.
But I don't know.
I just have always liked dogs with brown eyes.
There's just something about it I really like.
Also, I've been told that when you're going to look for a puppy,
that you should flip the puppy over on its back and see if it'll lay on its back.
And that's always a good sign that they won't be super dominant and hard to train and stubborn and everything.
And she like immediately flipped over and the blue eyed one wouldn't do that.
Really?
Hmm.
I never heard that before.
Now you know.
Interesting.
Well, obviously dogs are my favorite thing and I need to meet this dog immediately.
So.
Don't lose your mind.
She's so cute.
But, like, you travel a lot.
How's this going to work?
I'm actually not traveling much for the next few months.
Okay.
Aside from my little South Africa stint, I'm really home for the rest of the year.
And then during that South Africa stint, I think I'm going to take her to her to like a training place because i really want to get her like properly trained because what i'd like to do
is i'd like for her to be an emotional support animal and i'd like to be able to take her
on the road with me because i travel alone and it's kind of lonely first of all all dogs are
emotional support animals i don't know i mean this is true you know. I don't know. I mean, this is true. You know, like, I don't know why we started to do that.
It's like, it's not that they're an emotional support dog.
It's that you want to fly with them.
I don't know, Wells.
It gets pretty lonely out there when you're by yourself all the time.
I need emotional support.
But here's the thing.
My boyfriend lives so far away.
I know.
And I'm just in hotel room after hotel room all alone.
And I just get sad.
But here's the thing. Huskies get big bro I don't think she's gonna her mom only weighs 45 pounds oh really yeah it's tiny
I got to meet her because like I never understood that when you got I could never fly with Carl he's
too big I'd have to get him his own seat Carl's a giant I know you can't definitely can't fly with
Carl but it's just like one of those things like the bigger dogs are typically I'm gonna get hated I'd have to get him his own seat. But Carl's a giant. I know. You definitely can't fly with Carl.
But it's just one of those things, like, the bigger dogs are typically, I'm going to get hated on for this, but they're usually the more intelligent dogs that can be trained well enough to behave on flights.
You know what I mean?
Like German Shepherds and Golden Retrievers.
Like, those are the kind of animals you see as service dogs, and they're just bigger breeds,
but they're usually more well-behaved than smaller dogs, in my opinion.
But smaller dogs, you can put them in that little carrying case, you know?
The little lunch pail for dogs.
There's nothing but a freaking Yorkie fits in that.
I know.
Comfortably, anyway.
Well, that's awesome.
You got a new dog.
I'm coming to Nashville in two weeks, so maybe I can see it.
What?
What for?
I'm coming for a wedding.
Great. You can meet Astra. Great. We'll come over. We'll come over. Hang out. Can't wait. Do you. What? What for? I'm coming for a wedding. Great. You can meet Astro.
Great. We'll come over. Hang out. Can't wait.
Do you want to start the show? I probably should.
Yeah. Me or you?
Um, me.
Go. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with
Wells and Brandy.
Hey.
I got two bells. I wonder what happens when I do that.
One of them sounds jank.
Okay, so this one?
And then there's this one.
Wait, I couldn't even hear the second one.
That one sounds janky.
I agree, actually.
That's better.
Well, shit, man.
Getting a dog is a big life.
That's a thing, man.
Everyone's been texting me the past couple days,
and I'm not really responding because I'm 24-7.
I have eyeballs on this dog.
Yeah.
Is it already shit and pissed all over your stuff?
She actually has been really, really, really good.
She's only had an accident twice, once yesterday, one today.
And it's both times, like when she wakes up from a nap, and I don't grab her fast enough.
Like right after she wakes up from a nap, she needs to go potty.
Yeah.
Is this dog going to be allowed to sleep on the bed?
Once she's potty trained, yes.
Oh, wow.
What about on the couch?
Yeah, I let my dogs on the couch.
Yeah.
All right.
I have like one room blocked off.
It's like the nice dog-free room.
And it has a nice white sofa in it.
And they're not even allowed in that room.
But this other room has a dog-friendly couch.
So they're allowed on it.
You keep saying they.
Are there multiple dogs?
I have three of Miley's dogs.
Oh.
Remember Little Dog?
Why does it assume those dogs were at Miley's house?
No, they're at my house.
I have them all the time.
Oh.
That's why I'm like, what's one more?
I've already got three.
I guess, but that's just a lot of dogs, man.
Yeah, they're all really good, though.
Why don't they just stay at Miley's house?
Because she's got seven, and, you know, she has a house here in Nashville,
and her house in Nashville has, like, so much land.
It's like a dog's paradise, and instead of flying dogs back and forth
when she comes and goes, she was like,
I kind of just want to keep some of them there and some of them here,
and that way I'm not constantly traveling with dogs, and then when I'm there, I'm not alone. So she kind of split them to keep some of them there and some of them here. And that way I'm not constantly traveling with dogs.
And then when I'm there, I'm not alone.
So she kind of split them up.
And there's three and three.
And I moved out to like really close to her house.
And so I just, when she's not here, I just take them.
Got it.
Okay.
Well, this is just a lot of information.
You just, you know.
Can I just say, by the way sarah and i were just talking about it
your sister's body is insane you're telling me i had to work out with her all week last week
does she just work out like crazy does she like a bird like what's happening she eats well but she
eats a lot but it's more just she just is a workout she's just crazy about working out right now like
she loves working out
i think she works out at least twice a day every day and like walks a couple times a day like she's
just staying active and it's like just like a her hobby right now it's nuts all right well you got
any fave things bro let me tell you basically first of all my instagram account has basically
become a dog account at this point it's just insane so now
that i have all these dogs yeah little dog and quote-unquote medium dog happy love to just
disappear when i'm not paying attention when we're at the barn when i when i'm paying attention they
like don't leave my side they're so well behaved and then they just i feel like they watch for when
i turn around for at least 30 seconds and then they just they're feel like they watch for when I turn around for at least 30 seconds. And then they just, they're gone.
But they always come back.
But I'm always like, where the heck have you guys been?
Like, what if you're like close to the road and getting in the road? It freaks me out.
So I found collars with GPS trackers in them.
Do you know about this?
Yeah, I've seen them.
They use everything.
I can see exactly where those little turds are going, where they've been, how far they
walked, how many steps they took. It's amazing are they going they just wander in the woods i mean little
dogs a beagle beagles are like hunting dogs like she's probably hunting squirrels or something
so hold on let me get this straight because you had a house that was over in like uh like the
woodbine area yep i still have it but i rent it out now. Okay. So then, so you effectively live on
Miley's property? Well, I, so I got a house pretty much like not next to her because on a different
road, but our properties connect. You bought it? No, I rent it. You rent it from her? No. Why don't
you just live in her house? Because it's her house. Yeah, she's never there.
I know.
It's her house.
I want my own house.
I get it.
Why don't you build on her property?
No, my own thing.
All right, fine.
But it's nice to be so close.
And, you know, like when she's here or when she's not here, I can go over there and like take the dogs and go on like hike around the property and everything.
And it's super fun.
There's lots of woods.
And little dog and medium dog just love to wander around the freaking woods and not come back for like an hour and a half and i used to
stress every single day and i was like i'm figuring out how to track these guys and so we got these
gps collars and my life has changed completely it is everything do you have to plug them in you
charge them but like it says and like they're new so jerry's still out on this but it says you only
have to charge them every couple of months really says we should get sponsored by this company i
know that's why i'm not dropping the name i'm holding out good nice well hold now good to know
like i mean i don't we don't need that because we've got like a fence and everything but actually
carl got out the other day and we were like yeah we were like looking we were looking on the
security cameras and figuring out like where he went like looking we were looking on the security cameras
and figuring out like where he went and it's kind of a fun little exercise to find out where he went
but it's kind of scary because obviously we live in la so there's just a lot of cars i feel like
i'm a little shocked they haven't made microchips that are that you can track with gps honestly i
need that in my body like i don't even know what the hell happened last night well i was like i
was like i would for sure microchip my kid if I had a kid.
I want to know where that thing's going
at all times. 24-7-365.
There's a black mirror about that, by the way.
Oh, is there? I should watch it.
Speaking of technology,
I...
Not me. For whatever reason,
YouTube sent Sarah and I
like a big box of stuff to
I guess make a YouTube channel or something to become YouTubers.
And so they sent us like this badass camera.
It's a Canon like Mark 2 6D.
Oh, yeah.
The oxen free.
I don't know.
Whatever.
It's nice.
Very nice.
And so I'm I'm just I'm snap happy now.
So that's the new camera you've been Instagramming about?
It's changing.
New camera, who dis?
It's changing the game, bro.
Like all of a sudden my shit looks good.
But here's the problem.
I'm such a tech nerd.
I'm like reading up and like watching YouTube tutorials,
like learn how to become a photographer.
Everyone's benefiting from this.
Carl's Instagram page, Sarah's Instagram page,
except for me because no one takes pictures of me, you know?
Yeah, that's the curse of being a great photographer.
I know, man.
And it's really funny too, because Dean was like,
dude, this is my thing.
You took the drone, you were doing drone videos.
Now you got the new camera.
Those are my things. You were doing drone videos. Now you have a new camera. Those are my things.
Stick to dogs and tacos.
You should really pimp out Carl's Instagram though.
I know.
You could start getting hashtag ads real quick, I feel.
I know.
He's got a good amount of followers.
Yeah.
Get that dog a deal.
That dog needs a deal.
Make him pay his way, you know?
Exactly.
100%.
You're going to be seeing a lot
of sharp-looking content, because I'm
over here like an Asian tourist,
bro. I'm just taking pics left
and right. Oh, my gosh. There's so much wrong
with that, but I can't wait to
make you take my photo. Maybe.
You're gonna do it for sure.
We need to take some fly new YFT
photos anyway. Can we do that when you come in town?
Yeah. With a new camera? Yeah, sure. I don't know how much time we're gonna have there, but anyway. Can we do that when you come in town? Yeah.
With a new camera?
Yeah, sure.
I don't know how much time we're going to have there, but yeah, we'll do that.
You know what?
You can make time for me.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
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Okay, so I got some fave things, bro.
Okay, let's hear it.
We went to the movie theater.
Uh-huh.
And saw Sarah's new movie, The Wedding Year.
Oh, I'm dying to see it.
Well, so it's not in theaters anymore, but you can watch it on Amazon and on iTunes.
So that's what I thought, because I saw her posting about people that have watched it
both in the theater and on streamed it.
So I assumed I could stream it.
Yeah, it was limited release.
So now you can you can stream it.
But because I saw it right, like I saw like, a long time ago before it, like,
made final edit, and
it was good originally, but I'm telling
you, after, like, the final, final edit
and everything, it is
so good
and cute, but I tell
you what, bro,
it's hard to watch your fiance
make out with someone else.
I bet.
I could not handle that.
And you know what I don't like about it?
And I told her this afterwards.
Like, I get that that's her job or whatever.
What I don't like is that she uses some of the same moves.
No.
That she uses on me.
That's just not right.
If you watch the movie, you'll see, like,
she does this, like, kind of, like like lip bite thing when she's trying to look cute
and then like makes out.
Like,
I don't know.
I can't do it,
but you know what I'm talking about.
And I'm like,
oh my God,
she does that to me?
Oh no.
And so I told her about it
and she was like,
well,
I don't know.
I'm just,
I don't know how to do it,
do a different way.
I was like,
you gotta,
you gotta figure something else new.
All right?
You gotta make up some new thing that you don't use on me.
Cause that was weird to watch.
I bet.
But anyways, it was good.
And it's really kind of funny too, because like, it's a movie about weddings and in the
movie, she's very anti getting married.
And in real life, she's very, she's very pro getting married.
Oh yeah. Real excited about it. pro getting married. Oh, yeah.
I'm real excited about it, I've heard.
Oh, yeah.
It's all about it.
That's funny.
Wedding year, great movie, good rom-com.
Go check it out.
I'm going to watch it tonight.
Okay.
Do it.
Exciting.
You'll like it.
The new episode of Grey's Anatomy came out this week.
I saw that you Instagrammed about it, I think.
Because Meredith Gray looks banging
on the promo. Is that Emily
Pompeo? Yeah, she looks freaking
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she looks phenomenal.
Do a quick Googs, bro.
49? She
looks fabulous. Does she?
Yeah. I hope I look that good at 49.
How old's your mom?
52.
Your mom looks so much better than Helen Pompeo.
I mean, my mom, she's not 52. She's 32.
Totally buy it.
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What are you looking up
at? There's a
freaking grasshopper on the ceiling.
I want to electrocute it
so bad. You got to like. Oh.
Do you have an electric. Do you have an electric
fly swatter? This is my
favorite thing. Not only
is an electric fly swatter. Look at this baby.
This is a three foot
with an extension and it pops out even further. Look at this baby. This is a three foot. Whoa.
With an extension.
And he pops out even further.
Look at this thing.
Whoa.
So that I can pin the grasshoppers up against the wall and fry their asses.
Oh my God.
I just have the one that's like a little tennis racket
looking one.
Oh no, no, no.
I needed to have the three foot extension.
You've been buying so much shit on Amazon, by the way.
This sounds like a- So much stuff stuff wait um it's out of control okay hold on fave thing if you got a lot of flies
in your house the electric fly swatter's dope i don't know if we've talked about this have we
talked about this i don't think so the salt gun what is that oh my god okay it's this like yellow gun that shoots you pour salt into it it shoots
salt and it kills flies and with salt yes i don't understand that logic it's like a bb gun but you
put salt in it and it just shoots out salt really really fast and it kills flies and it's the most fun to walk around with this gun and shoot flies and sometimes like normally you just shoot them like
when they're like like they've stopped and like the windowsill or whatever but sometimes you can
get them out of the air and bro i mean i don't know like yeah sex is great and all but have you
ever shot a fly out of the air with a salt gun? Do they make one
that's for grasshoppers?
I don't know.
Why do you have
a grasshopper problem,
by the way?
Where are you living?
In the woods now.
And, well,
these freaking grasshoppers,
I've never seen anything like them.
They're this big.
They're like
at least three inches long
and no suckers can fly.
And they make the loudest noise
I've ever heard they sound as
loud as a cicada it's insanity surely there is some sort of remedy to keep grasshoppers out of
your house i don't know i think they come in through the doggy door oh really i think so
wow i got a new fave show what's that i'm late on the game on this one guys but there's just a lot
now that thankfully paradise is over as fun as it was it's really opened up some free time for me
i got mondays and tuesdays to wide open again so i can catch up on some shiz
and i know that we're late on this one, but Succession on HBO.
What is that?
Oh, dude.
Okay, hold on.
IMDB, step up your fucking game.
All in the description, this is what it says.
Succession follows a dysfunctional American global media family.
That's it.
Anyways, it's basically about rich people.
Yeah, I don't know, but this is about rich people and like the cast is crazy good brian cox is like the father kieran colkin
by the way how many colkins are there i don't know a lot there's so many colkins yeah first
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he and the three other Roy children face a difficult choice
as company control and family loyalties collide.
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Is there a thing?
Is that a thing?
What do you mean?
Is that a thing?
There's like one dude that's got the voice.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
When he croaks, like, I think you should step up.
We talked about this a couple episodes ago that the inner world. yeah um there's a movie about that called in a world i think that you got to go
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Do it.
Okay, so you got, wait, what do you got?
You got something new?
Okay, rewind, rewind, rewind, rewind to like several episodes ago.
And I keep forgetting to talk about this.
When you read the Stephen King book, 11, 23, whatever.
There is already a TV show about it.
No, I know.
Yeah, it came out years ago.
I thought you said there was one coming
out and then I was confused and I was like, oh, I can't wait to watch that.
There was one out, the Hulu series.
I watched it in like a day. Was it good?
Have you seen it? No, because I'm
still reading the book.
The show's great.
So is it about him? He goes back
in time and he tries to stop the JFK shooting?
Yes. Don't tell me,? He goes back in time. He tries to stop the JFK shooting. Yes.
Well, don't tell me because I'm not done yet. Okay, but
it's so good and the end is so sad
and James Franco does a great
job and the rest of the cast are like Josh
DeMalle. Isn't it? What really
like it's nuts.
Okay, I got it. I got it.
I got to finish this book, but it's
taking forever. Steven King books are so long.
The series wasn't long enough.
I finished it so fast.
All right.
The other thing, I just started last night, and I am so behind.
There's so many seasons.
I feel like I'll never watch it all.
Everyone raves about Shameless.
Have you ever seen it?
Yes.
Do you love?
Yes.
Also, Sarah's really good friends with Jeremy, a.k.a. Lip, and he lives down the street.
We keep on going to his parties and stuff.
She went to freaking like middle school or high school with him and his wife, Addie.
Huh.
Well, I didn't love episode one.
Pick up?
It's been off like 10 years.
Yes, it's a very popular show.
I just was expecting to be like blown away.
And episode one was just meh.
Dude, William H. Macy on that show is bonkers good.
And then Emmy Rossum is so good.
Really?
Show's fantastic.
Okay, I'll give it a shot.
I'll keep watching.
Dude, yeah.
Oh, I got a book rec.
Okay.
This is dumb because everyone knows it.
Now there's a movie coming out.
But got like maybe halfway through The Goldfinch. Oh, yeah. It's a good book. Okay. You know dumb because everyone knows it. Now there's a movie coming out, but got like maybe halfway through The Goldfinch.
Oh yeah.
It's a good book.
Okay.
You know what it's about?
No.
I can tell you what it's about from where I got to.
That's probably good.
That way you don't give anything away.
Yeah.
So far, pretty good.
So it's about this little boy.
He's like in trouble.
He like gets suspended from school. So it's about this little boy. He's, like, in trouble. He, like, gets suspended from school.
So, like, on one of those days off, his mother takes him to a museum in New York.
And they're, like, walking around the museum.
And she's, like, telling him about, like, these paintings or whatever.
And she's kind of, like, obsessed with this one painting of a goldfinch.
And then he, like, gets distracted by this red-haired girl.
And so he kind of, like, wants to wants to go like talk to her, meet her.
So he kind of like runs off and chases after her.
And right then there's a bombing in the museum.
Kind of comes to like 45 minutes later.
And it's just like smoke and fire and dead bodies everywhere.
And he ends up taking the picture that his mom loved so much of the goldfinch.
Come to find out his mother passes
away in the bombing and then it's like doesn't really have a place to live and he has to live
with all his friends and um when he woke up from the bombing he was like trying to save this old
man and this old man gives him like this um he was the guy that was with the red-haired girl
he gives the little boy like this ring kind of tells him where to go to like return the ring and so it kind of like sets him off in this like little adventure
like to find the red haired girl and and of course he's stolen this very expensive painting and so
like that's kind of where i am like kind of kind of in the middle of it but uh yeah it makes sense
it's a movie because so good when does the movie come out i think it's out right now actually oh all
right very cool yeah i finally finished i've talked about it forever ago and just in utah
finished the book called burial rights the one about the it's set in iceland yeah that jennifer
lawrence is gonna star in the movie loved it absolutely loved it i don't know why it took me
so long to read it but highly highly recommend and i And I recommend reading it before the movie comes out because the
movie's never quite as good.
And you just don't get as much of a story arc
when they adapt
a movie from a book, in my opinion.
So I think you guys should read it.
And it is based on a true story.
It tells in the back of the book that
the author studied in
Iceland and heard about
this actually happening
and talked to people that were around when it went down and all that kind of stuff.
So super cool.
All right.
Into it.
Sad, sad story, but good.
We were watching Dancing with the Stars the other day.
And like, I know that like the further the contestant gets on the show,
the more they get paid.
Yep.
But like, what about the dancers?
Like, do the dancers get paid for as only as many
episodes they're on because that's not their fault like like if you were the dancer that
had to be with like sean spicer you're like fuck i'm gonna be i'm gonna be on this show for three
weeks and i'm out of here it's a good question you know or is it like you're no matter what
you're gonna get paid for six episodes whether you make it six episodes or not and if you get them get them past that then great i don't know that's a good question
you know because that's that would suck if you know totally if you got bad also by the way i i
don't know what's going to happen here and i don't have any inside knowledge or whatever but i was
watching the other night i got a feeling that hannah's gonna be hooking up with her dance
partner everyone's been saying that dude i watched it and i was like because i don't know i don't
know all these stories and the only people i know are is val because i i and and his wife because i
met him one time um but uh because i was on the show one time but i was watching i was like i
haven't heard it enough i was on the show one time.
Why do I say that? Every week.
That one time I was on Dancing with the Stars.
I was like, hey, is that guy single?
And she's like, I think so.
And I'm like, they're going to be boning by the end of this thing.
And she was like, probably.
And then I saw that Demi was like, don't hook up with your dance partner.
Which, okay, Demi, why would you say that?
Why can't she hook up with a dance partner?
You know?
Mm-hmm.
Go to Poundtown.
Population, two of you guys.
You know?
I can't wait till you're a dad and your kids just sit around with their hands on their
forehead just thinking, like, my dad is so cheesy.
He needs a teacher, the horizontal mambo.
Oh!
Oh!
My God. Oh, my God.
That was good.
Your future kids are just shaking their heads right now, mortified.
Yeah, they're going to be doing the tango in the sheets.
They're going to be like, hey, Dad, can you drop us like five blocks from school, please?
Thanks.
I don't know.
I think I'm going to be a cool dad.
That's what they all say.
Yeah, you're right. Everyone who thinks they're going to be a cool dad is not a cool dad.
That's probably true.
I'm not like the regular moms.
I'm a cool mom.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Your mom is cool, though.
And your dad is cool, too.
Yeah, but they don't think they're cool.
That's why they're cool.
They must know they're cool.
I think Tish sometimes thinks she's cool.
Tish the...
Oh, P.S.
Everyone's calling her Tish the Dish now.
You're welcome. Does she like it? Tish the, oh, P.S. Everyone's calling her Tish the Dish now. You're welcome.
Does she like it?
She must love that nickname.
She loves it.
Miley was calling her that in Utah, and I was like, there it is.
It's sticking.
Yes.
We also like Tizzle because we call her M.T.
Yeah.
Which turned into M.Tizzle, and now it's just sort of a Tizzle.
She's got a lot of good nicknames.
But does Tish know that I'm the one who came up with Tish the Dish?
Yes.
Okay.
You got full credit.
Okay, good.
Uh-huh.
If I've done anything right in this life, it's come up with that nickname.
Oh, my gosh.
You know?
Ben and Derek, like 1,000% came to iHeartRadio early to see my mother.
Yeah.
No, I know. Like, had nothing to do with Miley. Have you seen her? They're like, yeah,io early to see my mother. Yeah. No, I know.
Like had nothing to do with Miley.
Have you?
Yeah.
We want to come see Miley play.
Also, is your mom here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I bet she's loved it.
Oh, loved it.
Yeah.
I was like, mom, this is my friend Derek.
He's been dying to meet you.
Hi, Derek.
Insane.
Who does she think is hotter?
Ben or Derek?
I don't know.
I didn't ask her.
Honestly, she'd say you, Wells. That's just because she likes me, though. No, she'd is hotter, Ben or Derek? I don't know. I didn't ask her. Honestly, she'd say you, Wells.
That's just because she likes me, though.
No, she'd be like, neither.
I like Wells the best.
Yeah, because I came up with the nickname.
That's so funny.
The fact that Miley is calling her Tish the Dish just makes me sad.
That's like the best thing in the world.
I got to be honest with you.
It's everything.
It's really stuck.
You got anything else?
Oh, I think we have a good amount of Nashville listeners.
Yeah.
There's a new restaurant in
nashville that i'm loving what is it nashville has needed some good japanese like sushi spots
like we've desperately needed something great finally we have it it's called oku o-ku have you
heard of it no it's bomb it's down like i guess it's technically germantown but it's it's bomb. It's down like, I guess it's technically Germantown,
but it's,
it's in like a weird area.
It's like,
it's the only cool thing there.
Everything else looks very industrial and like there's nothing else there.
And when you're driving there,
you're like,
is this sketchy?
And then you pull up and it's this super nice restaurant and it is so freaking good.
If you live in Nashville and you like sushi,
I would highly recommend checking it out.
All right.
I like that. Yeah. I got a song that I'm like obsessed with right now. Oh, good.
Because I got it. I got to drop one of my sister's songs. All right. Do you remember Caleb Holly?
Sounds familiar. He was on. He went to Belmont, the Nashville guy. He was on American Idol. I
think he was on the same season as my buddy Paul McDonald. Oh, okay. Just a freaking genius musician.
And then, do you know who Theo Katzman is?
That sounds familiar also.
So Theo Katzman was in Wolfpack,
but now he does like,
he's got his solo stuff going on.
Anyways, my buddy Daniel
was over at his house the other day.
For whatever reason,
started talking about Caleb.
And he's like, man, this song.
And so he played this YouTube video for me.
And it's Caleb Hawley and Theo Katzman.
And it's just like, Theo's playing bass.
I don't even think he's a bass player.
And then Caleb's playing guitar.
It's just them two and two mics set up.
It's not like in a studio, like super produced.
And it's like one of the best freaking things
I've ever heard.
Oh, let's hear it.
Don't you want somebody to love when you're lonely?
Don't you want somebody to lighten your load?
Don't you want somebody to think of you when you're away?
Don't you want somebody, somebody like me?
That was Caleb.
This is Theo.
Don't you want somebody to make you your breakfast?
Sounds that you songs that you do
talking over coffee
in the living room
don't you want
somebody to watch all your
favorite shows
with baby
don't you
want somebody, somebody like
me
and as the
world keeps spinning
we'll keep living
by each other's
side until
we pass on
through this life
it's you and I
it's you and I just Anyway. It's you and I.
Just do yourself a favor and go and YouTube Caleb Hawley featuring Theo Katzman, you and
I.
It absolutely blew my mind the other day.
Love it.
Yeah.
Very cool.
The way that they did it is just so good.
So good.
So good.
I've really been listening to the new post malone album
a lot i really actually really like it a lot okay we don't need to play anything necessarily but top
songs i like san trope um which i think might be the single right now i also like allergic
die for me is the my favorite on the record it has future and halsey on it um sunflower has already been out
it's on the album also and i loved that one but overall like great record i love post malone big
fan have you seen um have you seen the meme where it's like uh shyla boof is actually post malone
and he's like reinventing his career and got face tattoos.
It's so funny.
Look that up.
Kind of believable.
I know.
They look very, very similar.
That's so funny.
All right.
I love me some Post Malone.
I love him too.
He's just so different and so like himself, which I really appreciate.
Yeah.
All right.
I got to plug my girl, Noah.
She just keeps putting out banger after banger.
Her new song came on my release radar the other day, actually.
Oh, it did?
Is it Lonely?
Is that the song?
It is the saddest song I have ever heard in my entire life.
How does my precious little no-no feel such sad, deep things?
Did she write this?
Yes.
Oh.
Such a sad little no-ee.
Come on.
Nikki Champagne?
Huh?
Nikki Champagne?
Nikki Champagne is a sad little girl
with a phenomenal voice
and the song is so good.
It's so sad.
Drink all the time to forget I'm not hurt.
Because I go to parties sometimes.
And I'll kiss a boy and pretend for the night.
Because I don't know much about me.
I'm still ashamed of who I used to be.
So I try way too hard.
But I still miss the mark to fit in.
Fit in.
Oh, help me.
Whoa.
Please someone help me.
Praise Jesus.
I don't care anyone or anything. Praise Jesus!
Noah taking me to church over here with the choir.
Yeah, the choir.
Yeah, it's got a choir thing.
That's awesome.
Also, like, she's what, 19?
19.
Yeah, that's how every 19-year-old feels, by the way.
Feeling all the feels, man.
Yeah.
Her voice, though, every time she puts on another song, it just blows me away how good her voice is.
Yeah.
Why hasn't Noah and Miley done a song?
I feel like they're very different stylistically.
I wouldn't be shocked if it happens someday, but I think Noah,
she's so independent and I think she's so like wants to do her own thing and have her own sound and pave her own way. And I really respect that about her. And I think she just kind of wants to
stand on her own two feet before she tries to collab with any of us, you know? Got it. I think
that's really cool of her. No, totally. She don't need nobody else. Yeah. But one day, maybe. I've
said it every year. We need a Cyrus family Christmas album. Yeah. What are you going to do on it?
I'll play guitar. I'll sing a couple of harmonies here and there. Yeah. Auto-tuned probably, but
I can do it. Can I just come over in a Christmas sweater and serve eggnog? Sure. You know, I just
want to be there like for the photo shoot. You could take a tambourine. Yeah, I could be in there.
What are you doing for the holiday?
Are you going to be in Nashville for Thanksgiving and Christmas?
You know what?
I'm actually going to be in South Africa on American Thanksgiving.
Oh, yeah.
Which is really funny because I was also there last year.
And that's when I met Rye.
Pretty cool.
And then about Christmas.
We haven't talked about Christmas yet.
I'd like to think Nashville because that's where we all like to be
And that's
It just feels more Christmasy here than in LA
But we really haven't discussed plans
What about you?
We're doing Thanksgiving and Christmas here
But
Sarah and I
Are going to France
What?
We're going to France
Oh my gosh
Can you please spoof Just married scenes And post them on Instagram Just for me What? We're going to France Oh my gosh Can you please Spoof
Just married scenes
And post them on Instagram
Just for me
What?
I don't know what that is
What?
What is just married?
Are you kidding me?
What is that?
Is that a movie with like
Mila Kunis?
It's close
Ashton Kutcher
Yeah
And Brittany Murphy
Oh
I don't even know what year it came out
It's old
But it's like
Your classic rom-com Ashton Kutcher know what year it came out. It's old. But it's like your classic rom-com.
Ashton Kutcher is so freaking funny in this movie.
It's hilarious that you don't know it.
Because my friend Kirsten, who's here, had never seen it.
She's a little younger than me.
And I was like, you've got to watch this movie.
And we watched it recently.
Ashton is so good in it.
And so is Brittany Murphy.
And it's so cute.
And they go to France on their honeymoon.
Yeah.
And they're so young. And they're dirt poor. their honeymoon. Yeah. And they're so young and they're dirt poor.
And like her rich dad pays for like a few nights of their honeymoon, but they screw it up.
And then they're like slumming it in France.
And it's so funny.
All right.
You got to watch.
And then you got to spoof some seeds.
Okay.
It's too good.
This is a big homework assignment I got here.
Please do it for me.
I just want to drink red wine and eat baguettes.
That's no fun.
And then go to the Eiffel Tower and do that thing where I pretend like I'm holding it up.
Oh, you're going to do that?
Probably.
Maybe you should do one where it looks like you're kicking the Eiffel Tower over.
That'd be pretty cool.
I want to do one where I'm laying down and it looks like my boner.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cool.
Yeah, I like it.
Yeah, all right.
Well, I think we did it.
Okay.
Did the damn thing.
Are you good with it?
Yeah, I'm going to go eat some empanadas and watch the wedding year.
You know what I'm doing tomorrow?
What's that?
I'm going on Off the the vine with caitlin
bristow oh you are i am because for whatever reason i'm doing all of the um podcasts to
promote you're more popular than me no people don't ask me no yeah i just said i'll do them
i don't get asked what What are you talking about?
I wasn't told about Off the Vine.
No one asked me to be on Off the Vine.
I've been on it so many times, though.
Yeah.
She's probably like, we've had enough brandy for the last year.
Let's get some wells.
Well, I've already been on twice.
This is my third time.
I've been on many more than that.
I've been on Off the Vine, Grape Therapy, Drunk Dial.
I've been on all the podcasts. I did the live podcast
tour. Also, Caitlin Bristow
wanted me to name my dog Patricia.
Ooh. I was like,
your dog has a cute name, Ramen Noodle.
My dog has to have a cute name.
Why is she naming your dog Patricia?
I don't know. She said she looks like a Patricia.
No, no.
No, no, no, no. No, I don't like that at all.
But I really hope that Astrara and ramen get along i
think they will hopefully they can be best friends oh my god does is astra gonna have an instagram
account no i think i'm just gonna make my instagram her basically because it's the best
content i could ever hope to have you know fair it's diamond status shit right there i know all
right well i'll tell uh caitlin Caitlin you say hey and that her name
and that name was stupid
and she should be embarrassed
yeah
you should tell her
alright later dude
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