Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Living High on the Hog

Episode Date: February 9, 2022

The band’s back together! This week, Wells and Brandi are together IRL and we couldn’t be happier. They size each other up as it’s been a hot minute since they’ve been in the same room, and discuss appropriate temperatures for inside a home. They waste no time and jump into a Bach recap, as they’re a little concerned for their main man Clayton who appears to be hanging on by a thread. Then, because they are worldly people, your hosts briefly touch on the Olympics and how we should probably cut it down to the sports people actually care about (no offense). Wells also shares his new conspiracy theory of choice, and then they chat Wiki Feet and Only Fans. Please go rate Wells on Wiki Feet Men - it’s the best thing he’s got going for him. See you next week YFTers, for another in-person show!!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow your favorite podcast (aka this one)! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Green Chef — Go to GreenChef.com/yft130 and use code yft130 to get $130 off, plus free shipping  Beam — Go to beamorganics.com/YFT and use code YFT at checkout to get $20 off $75 or more  ShipStation — Go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in YFT to get a 60-day free trail  

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All right, let me get a... A check one, two. Oh, you are hot. Should i move the mic further away from me no no that's okay okay a check one two coming in real hot you know in studio can't believe this is happening i know wow i haven't been here ever but yeah yeah check one two check one two Check one, two. Check one, two. Check one, two. But when you check, when I check, that makes it confusing. Oh, it does. Yes. Like only one person can check at a time.

You look very tan. Do I? Yeah. Is that all golf? Yeah. I mean, I just want to play golf, but I'm not tan right now. You look very tan to me. Maybe it's because I'm so pale.

So this is farm brandy. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. FarmBod BC. FarmBod BC is farm brandy. Yeah. Wow. FarmBod BC. FarmBod BC is killing the game. I appreciate that. Yeah.

Yeah. I know. It's a lifestyle. What can I say? To the YF2ers out there, this hasn't happened in a very long time. We're doing a podcast together in the same room. When did we do that last, do you think? I don't know.

I remember we did one over at your mom's place. Yeah. Where we set up outside. Yeah, we did. And then we've also done it at your mom's place in your dad's studio. Mm-hmm. It's been a minute. Have you ever done it in this studio?

Not in this house. Like the last house. Yeah, we did it in the old studio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think about the studio? It's pretty professional. Right? Yeah.

Is this a ring light? Yeah. I love that. Yeah, I got all the things. That's nice. What are you doing with the ring light exactly, would you say? When I have to do Zoom calls on TV, I just have that. Oh, I see.

I see. Are we recording? Yeah. That's what those squiggly lines mean. Okay, yeah. I thought they moved faster. It doesn't look like it's doing much. No, it's going. Okay, great. Welcome to LA. LA.

Happy to have you. Yesterday, I took the 101 to the 405, and then I took to Penguin Canyon and got on the 1 to take me back down to Malibu. It was super LA of me. Yesterday, I had to go to Santa Monica. So I took the 101 to the 10 to the 10 West, got off on Bundy maybe,

and then had to hook a Louie over to Santa Monica. The white claws are coming in. Oh, we're getting white claws. Oh, look at all the different options. Hi, Carl. You think I should feed Carl more food, you think? He's looking a little thin. Boo, what's on your ear?

Carl's slobber, maybe? Yes, absolutely. It's disgusting. You want one? I cannot. I drank two days in a row. Someone farted. God, Boo, that's you.

That's a Boo fart for sure. I know a Boo fart when I smell one. All right, come on, let's leave them in. Yeah, she came and cropped us in our studio. Babe, she more like that's happening to you because it's a boob fart. Dear Lord. That's it. Bye, puppies.

Oh, she does not want to go. She says, I am a guest on this podcast. What flavor are we going with? So Sarah just went and got me some Trulies. We still have like, Trulies sent us holiday flavors. I was going to say, I've never seen those cans. Yeah, so this is the pomegranate ginger fizz. Part of their jingle and mingle thing.

So anyways. Yeah, you got to do the pot with us. Sody pot. You're here for two weeks because you're going to be doing a show with your sister. Kind of? What? No. You're doing the Super Bowl.

Your sister's doing the Super Bowl. She's doing the Super Bowl. I'm not really here for two weeks. I'm really here for one week. Okay. Super Bowl week. Yeah, lots going on. I haven't been out to LA in so long.

My mom was just complaining about my lack of trips to Los Angeles. Don't you miss it? No. You don't? I mean, the weather's fantastic right now. It's great. And it's nice for a visit. But like, it's one of those things where I was so excited for some sunshine. And the minute I stepped off the plane, I was like, I'm sweating. It's not that it's I hate it. It's 75 degrees outside. I was sweating yesterday. Okay. Literally, like, this is what we set our houses to across the country. Not my house. What do you set?

What's your favorite setting? Temperature? Yeah. 66 degrees. 66? What are you, an ice queen? I like 66 in the winter, and I like 68 in the summer. Wow. Yeah. Really? Keep it cold in there. I like it cold.

We've got a nest. Yeah, same. And I have like a threshold. And so mine's six between 68 and 72. That's crazy. Is it? That's pretty hot. Yeah, I have a fan on my body. We also open the windows

at night though, which is very nice. That's very nice. There's nothing more soothing than helicopters flying over. Police sirens. Yeah, police sirens everywhere. It's so crazy like what you become accustomed to. So my brother, he is obsessed with when they get into high speed chases. He's got a setting on his phone that it notifies him like there's a high speed chase and he will stop whatever he's doing he will start watching and he like knows all the high speed chases so like the other night i heard five gunshots i heard like immediate sirens and i totally was i clocked it being like 2 30 somebody's got shot oh my god and then like helicopters started coming

around then i was like i'm going back to bed and so then i saw my brother the next day and i was like 2.30, somebody just got shot. Oh my God. And then like helicopters started coming around and I was like, I'm going back to bed. And so then I saw my brother the next day and I was like, man, something happened. He goes, oh, I know, Studio City around 2.30, multiple gunshots fired, high speed chase. Oh yeah, I know. And he was like, I was worried about you a little bit

because I woke up and started watching it. But then I was like, nah, he's fine. Oh my God, what a hobby. I mean, which would be a beautiful thing to fall asleep to. I got a lot, I think, for today.

Oh, well, that's good. Your bell's right there, by the way. I see it. You see? Okay.

Oh, hmm. You want this one? Ooh, I need some new bells. There's another bell over there. It's all right, I guess.

We'll get through. It's a little something, but. Lots to go. Okay, lots to talk about. I mean, I got some stuff. Okay, great. I finished Ozark. Should we show the show first and then?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot. Go for it. You're a guest in my house. Love it. You can start the show. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with.

Wells and Brandy, together, together again. Sometimes you go country in it. Me? Yeah. Bros and hoes. Bros and hoes. Well, I've been with Tish Cyrus for a full 24 hours, so my southern accent is at its peak, you know? Also, I drank both nights this weekend, and drinking brings it out. It's just probably still lingering from last night, you know also i drank both nights this weekend and drinking brings it out it's just

probably still lingering from last night you know did you stay at your mom's house yeah last night i did but we went to a party last night oh where'd you go we went to my mom's friend that lives in malibu she is a big big sports guy specifically big dodgers fan okay Okay. And somehow she was pumped about it. She threw this huge party in her backyard for some charity thing for the Dodgers. And so her whole thing was like, Brandi, you got to come. There's going to be athletes there.

It's Dodgers. All the boys are coming. You got to come. Yeah. And I was like, sounds awkward. Sounds like I'm not going to know anyone. Sounds like I'm going to be sitting around not knowing what to do with myself.

And she was like, no, no, no. It's going to be great. So my mom and I went. Couple Dodgers. Couple guys there. Who was there? All of them had wives, girlfriends, everybody. Every single one.

Not one single guy in sight. Mookie Betts? I don't know anyone's name. Clayton Kershaw? No idea. Okay. Justin Turner? Don't know.

Oh, the foundation was Turner something. Did he have a big red beard? I don't think so. I really didn't talk to anyone. I'm not real sure. But open bar. Open bar, dude. Specifically a bourbon tasting bar.

Oh, nice. So I had tried all six bourbons and I was already drunk without even having one cocktail. But it was great. All right. That's what I did last night. You going out tonight? You hitting the town? Painting it red?

No. Going down to Sunset? No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to go see my sister tonight. I haven't seen her yet. I'm going to go see MC. Yeah. And then a lot of Super Bowl parties this weekend.

I know. Lots. Sports Illustrated. Oh, yeah. My manager invited me to that. I said, no, thank you. Oh, why not? Well, I'm not single anymore.

Not that I could ever pull a Sports Illustrated model, but like- Is that the reason to go? I don't know. If you're like married or engaged and you're going to the Sports Illustrated, it's like also going like the Victoria's Secret show. I mean, it's a little different, but Kygo's playing and Jack Harlow. I get it. It's not worth getting the Roan.

I mean, that's true. You do have to show Vax Carter proof of negative. It's good to know. I'm just saying I did that as a young man. I used to do that. But also I can't sell that to Sarah. Where are you going tonight? Oh, I'm going to the victorious or what is it? Sports Illustrated.

Swimsuit edition party. No, you're fucking not. Are you kidding me? It's fair. No, it's good. Tyga's playing in Congo. Kygo and Jack Harlow. Oh my god oh yeah so anyways not doing that

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Well, I'm glad to have you here. Welcome to our, do you like our house? I love the house. Yeah. Love. Yeah. You're living high on the hog, as my glad to have you here. Welcome to our, do you like our house? I love the house. Yeah. Love. Yeah. You're living high on the hog, as my mom would like to say. Yeah, well, you know, we gotta book some more shows, gotta do some more things, gotta get some more YFTers in there.

Because this thing ain't cheap, sister. You totally build a skyrocket high with all these windows. Listen, modern family hadn't been there for a couple years, guys. Speaking of shows on ABC, do we need to go over Bash real quick? I think so. I don't know that there's a whole lot to say about this week's episode.

I got some things. You got some things? I got some things. I mean, they really left us hanging on the edge of our seats with that two-on-one. I'll tell you what annoys me about that is this is something I always had to deal with when I was dealing with ad salespeople in radio. The famous over-promise, under-deliver situation. Can't stand it. I'm a big proponent of the opposite. I like to under-promise and over-deliver, and that's how you get return business. Most of the time, they're not like that, but I feel like the ad department at abc way over promised and under delivered we got like the tail end of the beginning of a two-on-one i

know every it's like oh my god and they went through like all like the old two-on-ones that were like crazy i saw on like social media and stuff you know yep actually i can educate and left olivia getting left yeah chad getting left yeah and so I'm seeing that being like fuck yeah here we go and then oh we don't even get to see it we don't get shit I mean I get it smart it made me mad on a season that's already kind of making me mad right yeah and I don't think that's what I needed your whole ad thing could have just been the diabolical nature of Sinead. Who, by the way, is one of my favorite things. She?

She's so amazing. How does she sleep at night? I'm sure like as snug as a bug in a rug. She's like, I kill that entire TV show. Listen, listen, we can bitch and moan about Sinead all we like. She's the only redeeming quality of that show. You're right. I will say this, though.

Gabby, I like Gabby. I do not like Gabby. After that date, she seemed fun. She seemed like the funny, fun person that wasn't taking herself too seriously. I don't know. I think it's her voice that bothers me. Vocal fry? Something.

I'm not real sure. Here's an article. It says, Clayton took to his social media on Tuesday to apologize for the shocking elimination of Elizabeth, writing, I'm sorry, Elizabeth, for what you're going through. I wish I could have seen what was happening when I wasn't there. I obviously knew y'all weren't in a good place, but at the time, I thought it was solely petty drama. I would have sent Sinead home immediately for making fun of you for being neurodivergent,

had I known. Well, it seems like you do know because it seems like everyone tells you every opportunity that they get. And then he ends it with, overall, the experience for me watching has not been fun simply because I'm seeing all the damage that I caused. I really meant well, but my actions weren't always the best.

As I now can see the repercussions from my decisions. I can promise you, classic, I'm learning from the mistakes, though, and I'm doing everything in my power to come out the other side a better man. Listen,

he is teetering on the verge of losing the house. He really is. I know. When I watched that episode, I was like, he has to send her home.

Has to. Because if he doesn't, I think a bunch of girls are going to be like, you know what? If this is what you're into, this is not what I am and i gotta go yeah they said that a couple of them kind of said that like if genevieve goes home like i'm out of here yeah but here's the here's my issue here's what i don't like about this two-on-one i understand that genevieve was talking shit about

shanae and that's why it makes sense for her to be on this two-on-one however clayton doesn't have a strong connection with genevieve yeah like when I was watching this this week like my friend Kirsten and I were like I feel like Genevieve's going home and Sinead's staying because that's who his stronger connection is with and it's but they had sent like like Sarah or Rachel on this two-on-one I feel like it would have come out differently I mean obviously I don't know how it comes out but that's gonna be the hard part there is like how do you justify keeping the girl that you don't really have a connection with over the girl that you have a pretty good connection with knowing his track record this season i don't feel good about shanae going home

i think she's staying the thing that that i thought was going to ruin clayton and make him send shanae home was when i can't even remember her name but she was like i'm a former olympian and as a former athlete when you lose you take your licks you know you lose with grace and you go home and you know she was like and i you're an athlete too you should know and that's not what that's not what was right and i was like damn that's gonna fucking kill him because it's true like you're a sore loser dude you lost you can't come and that didn't do anything nothing and then when shanae goes that was the hardest thing i've ever had to do an oscar worthy performance i'm fucking meryl streep it was

like you're not okay you know you're not but you're like the meryl streep of the bachelor she is trash she is so great so great i don't know how she sleeps at night. I don't. Tell you. Snuggs a bug in a rug. She's sitting there going like, listen, I'm the only one people care about in the television show. I mean, she's not wrong. She is going to be a star on Paradise.

It's going to be great. Can't wait. A star. Star. You can be a star, kid. But yeah, I think I do think that he is hanging on by a thread of losing that house and i hope that i hope production sees that and is like hey okay we've taken this as far as we can take it yeah because here's the other thing you lose the hat you start losing the house that

means you also start losing your audience because Because now the audience is affected and offended. That's true. The whole point of this thing is to make the country fall in love with The Bachelor. To justify why 30 very beautiful, successful women should be going after one man. Right now? It's not looking good, I'm not going to lie. It's not looking good. It's not looking.

And if I was there, I might have been like, we got to cut ties a bit early, guys. This is looking bad. But hey, I ain't there. You're not. You know? Sadly. We shall see. We'll see.

But she's definitely going home. She's going to go home. Then she's going to come back. You know, it's never going to end. Beautiful. Yikes. If I don't get someone getting stranded with a helicopter, I might be done with this season. I mean, someone's getting stranded.

Yeah, but if it's not with a helicopter, I need to be with the helicopter. I need a helicopter. It could happen. Favorite thing in the world is getting stranded by a helicopter. I mean, stranded on a boat in the middle of Niagara Falls is pretty bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a poncho. I know. But listen, we've had a couple seasons off where we've had a lot of helicopter budget cut.

Yeah. You know? So we have the money. Okay. So I need... We. Yeah, we have the money. I need a chopper desertion. Well, someone was Gabby. They just took a helicopter somewhere. They're blowing it in all the wrong places. Yeah.

No, I know. Yeah. All right. And that's not batch talk. Okay. Are you watching the Olympics at all? No. I perused over to the Olympics.

I saw you post about it today. Yeah. Yeah. We were watching ski jumping, which is like the human flying squirrel situation. And I don't get it. I think it's cool,

but it's also something that I think I could do. And hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. Because you're an athlete. No, I am. Thank you.

But the skis are in grooves on the ramp. If you watch. Okay. They're in these little grooves. So you can't go like pizza French fry or something crazy on it and, you know, do the splits. There's two athletic moves that happens. One, they're crouching down the hill, and then right before the end,

they jump up like a little spider monkey. And then what they do is then they try to make the ski, they completely, like, do, like, a splits, it looks like. And they try to make the skis, like, wings, it looks like. And then they try to fly as far as possible. And then the thing that is probably really hard is the landing. So this is like a jumping ski? Like you jump far?

Yes, the long jump. The long jump. You've seen that. I don't watch skiing. You said you watched my story. I showed it on the story. I didn't watch the whole 13, 15 seconds. I watched for like a few seconds and I was like, we get it.

Wells is watching the Olympics next. But here's the thing. There is no drama. They always land it. No one. Yeah. No one ever fucking just completely loses it. This is why I don't watch it.

Exactly. You know what we need to do? We need to put some obstacles down there. You know? Yeah. We got to spice it up a bit. Yes. Hey, yes.

I would. You got to jump as far as you possibly can. You got to go a hundred meters. Cause guess what? At 98 meters, we had a tire fire right there. So you better clear that bitch or you're fucking going head over heels. Sounds like a lawsuit, but yeah. I'm just saying.

But that's not. But the truth of the matter is, what sports do we like to watch? We like to watch like snow. Well, you watch golf. No, no, no. I'm just saying for the Olympics. Like for the Winter Olympics. Ice skating.

Yeah. And you know why we like to watch ice skating? Because you will fall. Because they fucking fall. We like the half pipe and snowboarding. Yep. Why do we like that? Because they crash and burn.

They fucking. Do you remember when Sean White like almost like dislocated his face off? Oh yeah. We need some drama. The super G, the slalom. We like that because they fall. These motherfuckers land everything. I'm like, I don't understand.

This isn't fun. They're too good at this. It is cool, though. Like, wow, they really can go very far. Yeah. But they landed every time. That's not fun. And then they land, and then they're upset, and you're like, why are you upset?

And it's like, oh, you didn't go how far. But I don't know how far that was, you know? Yeah. If you had some obstacles to jump over, you'd know if they went far enough. I like the Olympics. It doesn't look like anyone's there, which I think is because of the run. Yeah, probably. I don't know. It's just a bunch of weird stuff. Well, like,

the U.S., they, like, I don't know about all the sports, but I know they wouldn't send hockey players. Ice hockey was, like, a big thing with that. Is it because, like, communism or something? I don't really understand. I mean, they used COVID as an excuse and told the NHL like they weren't sending any players, and a bunch of them were pissed, I think. That's too bad, because that's a sport that people actually watch. Yeah. I've the NHL like they weren't sending any players. And a bunch of them were pissed, I think.

That's too bad because that's a sport that people actually watch. Yeah. I've never, I've never been like, I got fucking seven tickets to ski jumping today. You know? Like you guys want to go to ski jumping? Yeah. I've never done that. I really do think that they, like I like the Olympics.

It's cool. It like represents your country and stuff. But I think we got to whittle it down to sports that like people give a shit about yeah i mean it's got to be expensive to put on the olympics what's it called when they ski for a long time but they lift up their heels and they kind of like cross-country skiing country skiing yeah i just saw people doing that in park city by the way and it looks terrible looks like it's the worst day of your life it looks so hard and not fun why is that a sport like i don't understand who's signing up to be like man i gotta watch that yeah not me does the winter olympics have paddleboarding it seems like the same thing it seems like something that you gotta go do because it's like the thing you do

yeah with your new in-laws yeah something you're right anyways i think we gotta whittle it down to sports that like people give a shit hockey that one makes sense yeah i still love figure skating yeah figure skating. Yeah. Figure skating's it. I like snowboarding. I do like skiing. Like they have shooting guns while on the skis.

What? They do? How is that a thing? Actually, that would be pretty fun. What would be great is if they had like humans that lost last year trying to escape from the gunshot. Oh. And then they just changed it to like a paintball.

Where people die? No, maybe a good paintball or something, you know. What is this, fucking Squid Game? Yeah, come on. This is China, all right? Let's do it. You know how last week I said that I wanted like a non-problematic conspiracy theory?

Yeah, I feel like the YFTers came up with some pretty good ones. I liked the birds one a lot. Is it the birds aren't real? Yeah. I've heard that one. I think birds are real. It's a pretty good conspiracy though.

Yeah. The only reason why I think birds are real is because I've been like duck hunting before and like opened one up. You're like, they're real. Yeah. That's the real thing. And I was thinking about it. I think I do have one.

Okay. Which I've talked about in the podcast a lot which my firm belief that aliens are real that's not really a conspiracy that's the thing like the like the cia and the fbi had to release all the information that like there are flying saucers so like who's flying them aliens has to be aliens but i saw one the other day from some yft that i really liked a lot and that was the belief in Sasquatch or Bigfoot. Oh yeah, that's a good one. I think I can get on board with that. Really?

Yeah, I'm going to start doing some Tell me why you think you can get on board with that. It's just silly enough that it won't piss off anybody. I can find out some bullet points of things to say for people to be like yeah, maybe, I don't know. I guess there's no real harm in Sasquatch existing. Yeah, and it makes sense. I could find out some like bullet points of things to say for people to be like, yeah, maybe. I don't know. You know?

I guess there's no real harm in Sasquatch existing. Yeah. And it makes sense. I mean, like there are gorillas and bears and like very large. Like there could be a large humanoid. Where does said Sasquatch live? Well, I think Pacific Northwest. There are? That's Sasquatch land.

Gotta be It's gotta be Then I do think that like Yetis That they're even More north Snowier climates Right

So I'm gonna do some Research into that And I think that might be my thing That could be a good one I don't hate that one I like going to a dinner party And being like Guys let me tell you about Sasquatch

And why it's real You know I can get in on that Do you want one? A conspiracy? Yeah I don't know Alright watching why it's real. You know? I can get in on that. Do you want one? A conspiracy? Yeah. I don't know.

All right. I do love a conspiracy, though. There's scary times out there, you know, so you gotta be smart with it. Smart with your conspiracy. Yeah, you can't be getting canceled for your conspiracy theories. You know, I really love

the Denver Airport conspiracy. I like that one, too. I really like that one. I think that one's straight up fucking real. I do, too. I really like that one. I think that one's straight up fucking real. I do too. It's fucking weird there. It is weird there. Yeah.

You lived there for a while. I know. That airport always gives me the creeps. Yeah. You got some favorite things, bro? Bro, I finished Ozark. Oh yeah. Thank God there's a part two.

Yeah, totally. I would have been crushed if it had been over. I just like when is this car crash happening guys it's got to be the like the final scene or maybe the first scene of the second part i don't know maybe there were a handful of moments where i legitimately am like hand over the mouth which Which ones? Well, are we spoiler alerting here? I mean, I don't know. It's been out for a while. Okay, if you haven't finished Ozark, then skip forward a minute and a half now.

All right, Darlene getting shot. Totally. Didn't shock me. We knew this was coming eventually. But sweet Wyatt getting shot. He got shot? Are you kidding me? I I remember Darlene I don't know who you are but sorry yeah dead he should have freaking gone you know that's what

I was about to say honestly I hate to say he deserved it I do because precious Wyatt but like you had two chances to get the fuck out of there and you chose to quote unquote love you a psychopath yeah that's three times your age you kind of deserved it yeah man i'll tell you what i think the thing that makes ruth smart is she knows like when it's time to cut tail and run and yeah the second that he chose not ruth i was like well he's gonna die. Yeah. You still not like their kid? The boy? Yeah. What's his name?

Yeah, I don't like him. Jonah. You don't like Jonah? No, I don't like Jonah. I like Jonah. Jonah is his, he's like, what's the saying? Jonah is too big for his fricking britches. Like he needs to settle down.

I agree. You're a child, Jonah. Yeah. Pump the brakes maybe. Gotta. I'm telling you, he's going to be the reason that mom dies. I could see that. I'm telling you, a child, Jonah. Yeah, pump the brakes maybe. Gotta. I'm telling you he's gonna be the reason that mom dies. I can see that. I'm telling you that's what's gonna happen. I can see it. Yeah. What do you think is gonna happen? I don't freaking know. I think they're all gonna die.

I mean, yeah. I don't know what else can happen really. They gotta all die. I know. Like there's no way this is a happy ending. No. I'm trying to think like what conclusion to this story would you want to. No. I'm trying to think, like, what conclusion to this story would you want to have, really? Like, I'm trying to, like, picture, like, what would the ideal scenario would be for the end of this. I just don't know.

Like, do we want to see the birds go free and have back their normal life? Do we want to see Navarro? Is that his name? Do we want to see Navarro get his free? Like, what do we want here? I want Wendy to die. Okay. Because the show starts out with Wendy cheating on Marty oh yeah that's true it's always been like fuck you Wendy I want Jason Bateman to get out of this alive because I like him I could see his character continuing on on this thing continuing. Like into like a new series.

That's. Oh. I kind of would like to see Marty working for the FBI. Yeah, I would too actually. Right. That would be good. Pretty dope. Yeah.

I could stomach watching a show where it's Marty and Ruth working together. Yeah. I wonder if Omar Navarro is going to kill his nephew. I can't stand the nephew. Can't either. He's a good villain. That guy sucks. Anyways.

That's enough Ozark, I guess. Yeah, enough Ozark. I watched the girl, watching the girl in the window. What'd you think? It's not as funny as you said it was going to be. I thought it was hilarious. I mean, it's like subtly bad. Yeah. I want it to be like more way over the top. Got it was hilarious. I mean, it's like subtly bad. Yeah. I want it to be like more way over the top.

Got it. Bad. I mean, my favorite part of it was. I haven't finished it, by the way. Oh, okay. I think the guy that's doing the mailbox, I think he's the killer. Fine theory. You got to keep going.

All right, it's a lot. If I see another fucking casserole dish, I'm going to lose my mind, dude. All right, but you got to keep going. That's a lot. If I see another fucking casserole dish, I'm gonna lose my mind, dude. All right, but you gotta keep going. It's one of those shows where you can multitask. Yeah. You can scroll Insta and watch this or whatever you need to do. Yeah, well, that's what I'm doing. Yeah, it's fine.

What's my favorite thing in the world? But I do have a favorite thing in the world right now. What is it? Have you heard of a show called Murderville? No. Oh, my God. Okay. It is so freaking good.

Murderville? It's a terrible name. Yeah, it's supposed to be kind of bad. Okay. So, you know who Will Arnett is? He was in Arrested Development. Oh, yeah. Beads, Michael, beads.

I'm not a whore. Turning tricks, they're illusions. He is the lead of it. Here's the tag. Eccentric detective Terry Seattle teams up with clueless celebrity guest stars to investigate a series of murders in this improvisational crime comedy, Murderville.

Every episode, Terry Seattle, Will Arnett, he's a homicide detective. Every episode, a new celebrity comes in and has to be his partner. Like an actual celebrity or like a fake celebrity? No, an actual celebrity. So like. Give me an example. Sharon Stone. Oh.

Ken Jeong, Annie Murphy from Schitt's Creek. Okay. He has Marshawn's Creek. Okay. He has Marshawn Lynch on. Okay. One day. Kumail Nanjiani from Silicon Valley. So they come in and they aren't given a script, okay?

Okay. They just have to improv with Will Arnett the entire thing. They sit down and, you know, like Will Arnett's character like doesn't want a partner, obviously. So kind of mean or whatever. And they have to become friends or whatever and then the chief police comes in it's like there's been a murder you gotta go solve it so then they have to go out and they have to

like look at the body and there's clues around then they figure out there's like always like three suspects let's go interview the three suspects and all the while the celebrity has no script they're just like going going off of like what's happening and at the end of it the celebrity has to decide who they think the murderer is and sometimes celebrities are right and sometimes they're wrong and it is as we've watched it we've gotten better about like learning the clues and everything it's kind of like a murder mystery if you ever done like at your house, like a Halloween party or something. It's like that, but it's on TV

and the whole thing is completely improvised and it's so freaking funny because they all break. Like it's like the part of SNL that you like and they can't handle it. Kumail's one is the funniest because he is a comic and like he's just so good but then like marshall lynch

you're like you're a football player like you shouldn't be good at this he's so fucking funny really yeah i'll tell you what sharon stone never breaks which is really really interesting wow so each episode they're not like the episodes aren't tied together like each one is its own new thing every episode like conan o'brien in, I think as the first one. And it's like, you have a new partner. It's Conan O'Brien. Got it. It's like, oh, chief, I hate having a, no, I don't want one.

You know? It's so good. All right. Where do you watch this? Netflix. Okay. It's good. I'm shocked I haven't seen that on there.

Need a second season. I guess it's based on a like British. They do the same thing in England. Are you caught up on 1883? No. You're not. I need to catch up on 1883 and Yellowstone 1883 I'm getting sad because I feel like the season's almost over yeah like there can't be many episodes left in this season and I don't want it to be over yeah I love it I started watching an interesting show on Prime called The Wheel of Time. Have you heard of that? No. Super hardcore fantasy, so it might not be like right down your alley.

I like fantasy. Do you? Yeah. Here's the tag. Set in a high fantasy world where magic exists, but only some can access it. A woman named Moraine, I'm saying her name wrong, crosses paths with five young men and women. This sparks a dangerous world-spanning journey based on the book series by Robert Jordan. So the main chick they're talking about is Rosamond Pike,

who's in, like, Gone Girl. I love her, yeah. It's like Lord of the Rings and The Witcher kind of all like rolled into one. Love Lord of the Rings. Couldn't get into The Witcher. Yeah. Not a big Henry Cavill guy. Uh-uh.

Yeah. So anyways, it's pretty interesting. It's on Amazon Prime. I only watched like maybe like two episodes of it, whatever. But I liked what I saw so far. And if you're like big into fantasy, I think you're going to dig on that. Love it.

All right. I don't know how I could have forgotten about this favorite thing because it's my favorite thing this week. What is it? Have you not seen the Tinder swindler? No, I haven't. Oh my God.

It's so good. It's so good. From what I understand, it's like a guy that like pretended to be like a like a diamond heir i i literally just don't even know where to start this guy is the scum of the earth like manor's such garbage and he is like king of the fucking dump like yeah it's insane so yeah it's it starts out with this girl telling her story whatever she meets this guy on tender he's um you know very handsome very handsome, very good looking. She Googles him. She's like, his first thing you do when you meet somebody online is Google them, right? Google's the guy

and it says he's the heir to some huge diamond dynasty. And they start talking on on Tinder. And he immediately is like, here's the hotel I'm at, like, come meet me. And she's like, I go meet him, you know, and we have this like super nice meal at the four seasons and he's like i'm leaving tonight um to go to a meeting in like prague or wherever he's like come with me and so she's like she's like okay you know and she's like it's not really like me to do that like i don't know the guy but like i met him and whatever and i met a security guard like it seems legit so she gets on this jet and she goes on this like weekend trip with him yeah and sees his lavish lifestyle like sees the jet and sees the nice cars and sees the you know they go to the clubs and do the bottle service and just do and she sees how much money he's spending and and it seems like this guy's a freaking billionaire you

know what i mean and so um you find out i'm like i don't mean to ruin it but you find out this guy's doing this to many different women. Shocker. Right? Like he's talking to all these different women on Tinder and making them believe they're all in a committed relationship with him. And the fucked up thing about it is, and I shouldn't be this shocked because I've experienced this a small amount compared to how these women experienced it. But like you do experience where men will literally tell you what you want to hear and it's just so fucked up that he like made these women believe that he like they're all like he's so thoughtful and he's so considerate and he's so

kind and he was but it was all fucking fake and it's just so mind-blowing that somebody can do that to another human being like i just makes my skin crawl but you guys have to watch this because this guy has fit has faked like many different identities he'd been doing it for a long time they finally get a uh I guess a magazine in like Finland or something wherever one of the girls is from on board to like try and investigate this because the police will not help the other part of it is that he ends up getting these women to go into like serious debt to help him it's a whole long thing because you're like, wait, he's a billionaire. Why would he need money? But trust me, he spends it and spends it in a way that where he's convinced them like he needs their help. And they take all these credit cards and he builds up all this debt

in their name and the banks won't help them. They're like, well, you took out this credit card and the money got spent and you gave the guy the credit card like there's nothing I can do. Right. got this credit card and the money got spent and you gave the guy the credit card like there's nothing i can do right it's not really fraud and uh the police won't help they go to the press and just it's just a whole wormhole of all the things this guy's done and i really don't want to ruin it i want you guys to go watch it but the end of it is the most mind-blowing part of all of it to me okay the very end when you're like because you know they do the whole spiel of where he is now it's gonna blow your fucking mind all right all right i like that it's unreal but also women and men but mate like women don't give money yeah to people to anybody just don't just don't do it it's like dirty john you

know it's like totally don't give money i know don't do it i know that's insane it's just so sad because he's like he's so good at what he's doing, which disgusts me. But he like knows who to pick. Like he knows who to target. You know what I mean? It's so fucking sad. Okay. I'm excited about that.

The Tinder swindler. The Tinder swindler. What a great name. Was he on Tinder or was he on like Raya? Tinder. He was? He just all went down on Tinder. Yeah.

I'm sure he's also on Raya, you know? That's insane. Nuts. You got to watch it. Yeah. I'm sure he's also on Raya, you know? That's insane. Nuts. You got to watch it. Yeah. Great watch. I brought it up a few weeks ago when I knew it was coming out, but Pam and Tommy is finally on Hulu.

Oh, have you watched that yet? I've watched the first two episodes. Oh, it's episodic. It's episodic. Yeah. And it's really, really good. But there's one part that I... It makes me not want to watch it anymore.

Have you ever watched it at all? No. Okay. When I was like, I don't need to watch this, I would remember this. You should watch it, though. It's a great... I just love anything that's like the nostalgia of the late 80s, early 90s of it. It's good to watch.

However, I wasn't expecting them to animate Tommy's penis. They animate it? It's animated. Like, there's a lot of nudity in this, by the way. And there's a scene, it's either in episode one or two, where he's standing in front of the mirror naked, and you're like, all right, he's standing in front of the mirror, and he's talking to himself in the mirror.

And then all of a sudden, the starts talking oh and it's very disturbing and it's very unexpected and i'm not sure that was the right move for this maybe i'm wrong maybe it's great you tell me all right you watch it and tell me it's like cinderella when she starts talking to like the the rodents and the yeah And the penis is like doing some things and it's talking with the hole and it's a lot. It's, I don't love it. If it happens again, I might not be able to continue on. I'm like, please let this be a one-time thing. So the pee hole's the mouth.

Yeah. Do the balls do anything? No, they're just hanging there. Yeah. It's very odd. I just wasn't expecting that. It'd be funny if the balls were like its hands and it was talking with its hands a lot. Thank God it's not doing that.

But Seth Rogen is phenomenal in it. Not to be confused with Joe Rogan. Yeah. I was like, wait a second, Seth Rogen. He's in trouble right now. Yeah, he is. I mean, it's good though. You should.

It's a good watch. I was listening to a thing about TikTok. Remember like Donald Trump hated TikTok and he was like, I'm going to get TikTok taken down. I do remember that. And we thought it was because, remember, like, someone orchestrated a thing where all the TikTokers who were not Trump fans went and bought tickets to, like, whatever his thing was. And then so then it all goes, like, no one showed up to one of his rallies or something, which was fucking funny. Like, whatever side you're on, like, if that happened to all the Democrats, I would be like, that's fucking fucking funny. Pretty funny. That're on, like if that happened to the Democrats, I'd be like,

that's fucking funny. That's pretty great. No, you're not. I wouldn't care either way. Great prank. But remember, he like didn't want it to, want it to be done

and like it wanted to get taken down and one of the things was like, well, it's China. We need to have like our own technology, which might not be wrong

about that. And I was reading this thing that this could be totally wrong, but when you control the algorithm, you get to decide what things become viral and that creates fame. So apparently like in China, when they're on TikTok, the thing that gets like pushed up to the For You page and like makes people famous is like people being smart, doing engineering stuff and that kind of stuff wow so they like put a premium on the really smart people becoming celebrity over there and then they can fuck with

our algorithm and they can be like we're gonna make america the dumbest place in the world we're already the dumbest so that hard everyone's gonna want to be fucking dancing doing stupid you know tiktok dances yeah and when i heard that i was like oh my god that's genius and i'm not sure if that's real or not nice conspiracy it's a great way to make all of our young americans the worst dumb as a box yeah adversely over in china wherever the freaking tiktok's from they're all over there being like, man, it's cool being an engineer. It's cool to be a genius. Yeah. Whereas in America,

that's like, I think I'm going to start an OnlyFans account. You know? Is OnlyFans still a thing? Yeah. Yeah? I think so. I have no clue.

You should start an OnlyFans. I know. I thought about it. Sell feet pics and make a zillion dollars. Yeah. I went on Alexis Wada's podcast. Oh, I thought you it. Did I tell you? Sell feet pics and make a zillion dollars. Yeah, I went on Alexis Wada's podcast. Oh, I thought you were saying her OnlyFans. No, I went on her podcast.

She's the girl that did Scout Fingers. And she's really funny. And I really like really miss her getting to come to the beach. But she's I think she's engaged. She's got a boyfriend. Oh. Anyway, so I went on her podcast and we were talking about OnlyFans. And I was like, I was like, yeah, I have an OnlyFans.

She was like, no, you don't. And I was like, yeah, I have an OnlyFans. She was like, no, you don't. And I was like, yeah, I have an OnlyFans, but it's only, I only do feet pic.

I only do feet pics. And she was like, what? And I was like, yeah, like it's easy money. Like I don't have to show my face, but I can promote it.

And she was like, how much are you making? And I was like, I made like 75 K last month. And she was like, what? You made 75 K? And I was like, I made like 75K last month. And she was like, what? You made 75K? And I made like a very specific number where she was like, wait, what?

So I went through the entire episode never telling her that I was fucking with her. Oh my God. You told her at the end? At the end, I was like, by the way, do not have a feet, OnlyFans. But it takes me over to a very amazing thing that I found out about when I was hanging out with Ben and Dean and Kaylin this past weekend. Okay.

Do you know that there is a site called WikiFeet? I did not. So there is a site called WikiFeet. That's what it says. The collaborative celebrity feet website. This is what it says. The Collaborative Celebrity Feet website. And you can look up celebrities and they give you a WikiFeet score.

What? You think you're on here? I'm not a celebrity, but my sister for sure is. So why don't you look her up? Oh, Brandi Cyrus. Here we go. No way. Let's see.

You have a four and a half out of five rating of nice feet. And here are all the pictures from the internet. That's disgusting. Of you with your feet out. And there is a fuck ton of them. What? There is 176 foot pictures of you. That is insane. So you're telling me I basically have of the OnlyFans

that people are getting for free? Yeah. And so tell me if this is right. Your shoe size is a seven? Yep. Really? Yeah. Your birth date is May 26th?

Yep. 431 people have voted about your feet. 206 said they were beautiful. 110 said they were nice. 75 said they were okay. 14 said they were bad. And 26 said they were beautiful. 110 said they were nice. 75 said they were okay. 14 said they were bad. And 26 said they were ugly. Wow.

I will say, there are so many fucking creeps in my DMs. And, you know, every now and then I'll go through and just see if people are. And there's a lot of dudes on there that comment on my feed and it grosses me out. Really? Yeah, they like them, I guess. It's very weird. Look up my mother because my mom loves to brag about how great her feet are. She literally says they're like her best feature.

Okay. Tish Cyrus. Ooh, she's got a higher rating than you. Oh, I thought so. Yeah. A beautiful feet. See, she says this. Is she a 5.5? She's six and a half. She's six. Okay. They're wrong there. Let's see. There are only 87 feet photos of your mom in here. Okay. Hers are tatted. But she's six okay they're wrong there let's see there are only 87 feet photos of your mom in here okay hers are tatted but she's got a very high rating now now i bring you to the reason why i'm scared i'm talking about can you look at miley really quickly okay fine is sarah on there have you everyone is on this thing dude are you on there? Everyone is on this thing, dude. Are you on there? Yes. Miley is four and a quarter. Just nice feet. Okay.

But she's got a lot of people voting for her. She's a size six? I think six and a half. Maybe. I'm telling you what, there's a lot of fucking pictures of your sister's feet. I'm sure. Oh my god. There's a whole message board down here. Whoa.

My whole life I've given Miley such a hard time about her feet. She's got 2,727 photos of her feet on there. Does she not have good feet? No, she's very flat feet and grown toenails constantly. Oh my God. And she'll be the first to tell you about her cankles. I don't know if that counts as feet. Her and Noah both, their feet look identical.

I don't know. Her and Noah, literally their feet look the. I don't know. Her and Noah, literally their feet look the exact same. It's the weirdest thing to me. Do you feel like your brothers have similar feet to you or totally different? Yeah, we all have

the same kind of feet. Isn't that freaky? Yeah. I think that's so strange. Let's see what Sarah's are. Sarah's got beautiful feet, five stars. Wow.

I'm not surprised. 2,146 of beautiful. No, I would say that Sarah's feet are not that great. She's got dancer's feet. Like all her toes are the same length because she used to like dance on them. Yeah. And she's got 1,940. That's a lot.

That is a lot. Okay. Yeah. I'm almost, I'm three and three quarter stars is my rating they said my shoe size eight no no dog i'm a nine and a half ten okay and it's like all these pictures of like me with like my shirt off like on the beach and stuff and like i don't love it i'm very low rated on here so what I need you guys to go do, I'm going to rate myself right now.

Fucking five out of five. This is ridiculous. Anyone can go rate? Anyone can go rate. You got to go to WikiFeet men though. I'm not logged in so I can't vote. Anyways, there you go. That is insane.

WikiFeet. But like it is like my best quality guys. You think That's why when I Hurt my toe And I lost a nail I was like This is a killer

For my game For my wicky feet game You know Yeah My wicky feet game Let's see what Billy Ray

Oh Gross What 5 out of 5 He's loved by the people 4.69 out of 5 That's amazing That's insane loved by the people. 4.69 out of 5. That's amazing.

That's insane. Man, good times. That's insane. Good times. So, I think that's what we should end it on, probably. Huh, yeah. You like that? You like that ending? Yeah. What's a good foot song? Diamonds on the soles of her shoes? It's alright. Well, there's a band called Little Feet. on the soles of her shoes. Sorry.

Well, there's a band called Little Feet. There you go. You want some Little Feet? Sure. I don't love feet, but I am kind of big on hands. Oh, really? Like, especially with guys. Like, if guys don't have, like, attractive hands, then count me out.

Interesting. It's kind of a big deal for me, which is interesting because I hate my hands. Yeah. So much. But, like but I can't date a guy with bad hands. Interesting. Big deal. Maybe there's a wiki hands?

There should be. I don't know. There really should be. Well, I'll tell you what, this was fun getting to do this one in person. Loved it. Can't wait to do it next week. Yeah. You're coming back over here?

Do you want me to go over to your mom's? I'll come here. It's easier to set it up over here. Yeah. Sorry, set up. I like the studio. It's easier to set it up over here. Yeah. Sorry, set up. I like the studio. It's so professional. Right? Yeah. Alright. Well, I have tears. Next week, what we'll do, we'll do some

reviews. We haven't done some reviews in a while. Oh, yeah, we should do some reviews. Also, our producers gave us a pro tip that we can read Fuck You Very Much is from Canada on a whole different thing. Did you see that? No, what? Yeah, there's like a, you go to a different URL to read the Fuck You Very Much reviews from

Canada. Well, those are going to be the best. I know, we gotta go there. Although Canadians are so nice. I know. They might be too nice. But we were big in Canada. Big deal in Canada. I love Canada. I did too, but when they were in The Bachelor they were like, we're going international.

We're going to Toronto. I was like, motherfucker. That's not international. No, it's not. But I love Canada so much. I do too. It's the best. Canadian guys are hot for the most part.

You hear that, guys? We got good hands. And you're Canadian. And you're Canadian. Call me. Yeah. All right, guys. Be good. We'll see you're Canadian. Call me. Yeah. Alright guys. Be good. We'll see you next week.

Love ya. Bye. Bye. What are you saying? I'm playing music right now. Oh. I was inviting you over hosting Taco Tuesday night. What are you saying? I'm playing music right now. Oh, I was inviting you over for Taco Tuesday. Oh, tonight? Tomorrow night, Tuesday.

Maybe. Tish is hosting. Be my decent chicken. I could be your Tennessee lamb. You know that song? Uh-uh, can't say it. Really? to be your Tennessee lamb. You know that song?

Uh-uh, can't tell you. And we can walk together down in Big City. Taco Tuesday, huh? Yeah. I'm making a pineapple coconut margaritas. Ooh. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.