Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Looking for Toilet Paper with Hannah Ann
Episode Date: April 15, 2020This week on YFT, Hannah Ann joins a thriving Brandi and a stir-crazy Wells to talk favorite things in quarantine and what she’s looking for in her next man. Wells and Brandi go down the list of Lis...ten to Your Heart contestants and predict who will be walking down the steps of paradise and which couples will make it in the long-run (hint: probably none of them). Adam Wells explains why he gets so frustrated when people get his name wrong, particularly paparazzi and Sarah Hyland fan accounts, and Brandi describes what happened this week after she discovered her new favorite thing: a label maker. And last but definitely not least, please let us know where we can find some toilet paper! Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers. ARTICLE– Get $50 off your first puchase of $100 or more! Go to Article.com/YFT and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout MINT MOBILE– To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month, and the plan shipped to your door for free, go to MintMobile.com/YFT BILLIE– Go to MyBillie.com/YFT to get your starter kit for just $9, plus shipping is always free
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Hi.
Hey.
What's up? Nothing. How you doing in week 7,822 of the quarantine?
I am thriving, actually. Thanks for asking. How are you doing? I'm losing it. The wheels are
falling off. Well, I've been seeing this on your Instagram. Like you and Sarah just really going stir crazy, I feel.
Yeah.
Last night, it was pretty evident that like I'm starting to like the screws are coming
loose in my brain a little bit.
I was like, let's go for a drive.
And she was like, where do you want to go?
I was like, I don't know.
Let's go to the beach.
She was what?
Sit in the car?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Watch the sunset.
Yeah.
Sounds nice.
You don't want to do that?
I don't think so.
And we're both going down.
But I got to watch Listen to Her Fart last night.
And that brought me joy.
Did it?
Good.
It brought me some joy.
It definitely has a Bachelor in Paradise feel to it.
It does.
But also like a douchebag feel.
Because it's like every party you've ever been to in college. You're like, oh, fucking so-and-so is bringing his goddamn guitar out. We got to listen to this guy cover some fucking Ryan Adams song. Great.
Yep. Pretty much.
You know, it's like, no, dude, let's just turn on the stereo. We don't need to hear this shit. All right.
Let's just turn on the stereo.
We don't need to hear this shit.
All right?
We should probably start the show, and then we can talk about that.
Right?
Yeah.
Is it me?
Is it you?
Buckle my shoe.
Why don't you give it a go? Bros and hoes stuck inside.
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Well, I got to say, I know a lot of people did this early in the quarantine game,
organizing, throwing shit away, you know, all that kind of purging things.
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I have been on an organizing spree.
I found a label maker in the closet.
Oh yeah.
I have a new label maker.
What are my favorite things?
Well,
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I went through, first of all, I have so many cables.
Do you know how many cables,
and how many different kinds of cables
are laying around this house?
So I've put them all in little baggies
and I've labeled them micro USB, mini USB,
regular USB, audio USB, lightning cables.
Like just any kind of cable you can think of. I've got it in
case anybody needs one, just holla. And they're all organized. I know exactly where they are.
Yeah. So my closet's organized. I got, and then I went into the closet throughout everything I
haven't worn in the past, like six months, um, have a goodwill pile, have a consignment pile,
have a Poshmark pile and labeled my entire closet. I've got like a whole box just for like my six
pairs of Spanx. And I've got another box for my
four pairs of fleece tights that I wear in the
winter underneath my jeans. I mean
when RyRy gets here, this house is
going to be organized as fuck. Yeah.
All right. Love a label
maker. Love.
Love. I'm down with that.
That's what I've been doing.
We're having a picnic today
with our neighbors that's
why i was like hey i need to do this because i gotta still gotta edit it afterwards um so
our friends trevor and alex trevor einhorn he's in that show the magicians they live down the
street from us and alex is uh a dancer i think i've talked about this before but she's a she's
a choreographer on mass singer right right now, but she was also
a backup dancer, I think, for Britney Spears in Vegas.
She's a badass. So they live down the street,
so we're going to set up a picnic
but have social distancing
in the front yard.
So I have to go to the grocery store
and get pasta salads and hot dogs
and all those things.
Gotcha. So that's what I've got to look
forward to today.
That's nice.
Also, can we just real quick talk about, hey, Tyler Cameron, stop being live all fucking
day, all right?
Every time I open up Instagram, he's on live again.
And I'm like, dude, he's about three lives away from me unfollowing him.
And I don't know why it annoys me because it's like, dude, what are you doing that needs to be live this much?
Sitting there looking.
Yep.
Just taking his shirt off.
Good.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I know.
And there's me over here who looks like, oh, God.
Do you remember the movie The Road?
Yeah.
The Apocalypse movie?
I look like that guy.
So we're having a picnic later today.
But I did want to talk to listen to her fart
i didn't know it was two hours i know i don't think it needed to be that long my question is
is like to do more people come in like next week like are more fucking i think so people coming in
like walking down the stairs because right now we're just at eight and eight you know yeah i know
and it can't be like that they gotta stir some drama in there you know yeah i don't know but
let's just go through the cast real quick because i pulled it up oh wait i i want to pull them up
too okay you got brandon um you got brandon he's good looking he's got that hair that everyone in
the bachelor world that good looking but he's up there right all right he's all right okay then
you got brie from i like brie from provo utah when they were doing her pre-package and she had like
17 kids i was like some mormon you have seven million kids yeah but i love her because she uh
rides horses and has horses on her instagram so i I'm a fan. So white. Okay.
Can anything be more white than being Mormon from Provo, Utah, riding horses?
No.
I'm down with it.
No, I know you are.
And then you got Chris, who, did you see the scarf he was wearing at the roast?
Yes, the table runner.
I watched your Instagram story.
I mean, it wasn't't it's just unique do you remember
when lenny kravitz had the scarf that was so big around yes yeah that's what that was i was waiting
for like a religious thing and everyone would be like that's a ugandan fucking tribal tablecloth
and how dare you say that i was waiting for that but that didn't happen it didn't i mean
i haven't looked at my dms in a while but i haven't then you got jamie who is 21 years old
and she's like i've been waiting my entire life for this and you're like you've been waiting
four months for this basically also her bio highlight on this website says her favorite food is margaritas for the two months you've been drinking dude she's just posturing to get into paradise that's
all this is this is all one paradise ploy which by the way i feel like this is a paradise ploy
for a lot of these people i can see it uh then you got mr clean the Josh guy, bald head. I don't know. Also from Nashville, supposedly.
No, he's not.
You got Julia, who's just wheeling and dealing with men because she's hooking up with Josh and Sheridan.
Yep.
Matt.
I felt bad for Matt.
Me too.
Because he didn't say, like, do you want to go on the date?
He asked if you'd like, like, would you be into going on the date you know yeah and
that girl what's her name her name is uh rudy rudy oh she's a hot mess express just flying down the
tracks baby i just need her to stick around i need her i need her in paradise so Matt takes out Mel. Mel is so not in to Matt, you know?
Yep.
Also, hey, plain white tees, play Hey There Delilah if you're going to be on TV.
What's going on, guys?
We don't, I don't know this song you're playing.
All right.
You know what song I do know?
Hey There Delilah.
Apparently I don't know it that well.
What's it like in New York City?
Yeah.
Okay.
Just real quick.
If Michael Todd doesn't walk his happy ass down the steps in paradise this year, there is no God.
Okay.
I need that weirdo to sit his happy ass down in that bar stool and just say crazy.
This is the JPJ of the season right here.
Oh, for sure. Natasha,
never heard you say word one, so I didn't even
know you were on the show. I didn't either,
actually. Oh, maybe she comes in next
week and is like, you cheated on
Samantha. Admit it.
Yeah,
this other girl too. I don't know. Ruby?
Yeah, I don't know who that is.
I don't know who that is.
Russell was the hipster with the leather
jacket that didn't make it out of
that week one
I saw that coming then you got Ryan
who seems like he's already
captured America's heart oh yeah
crowd fave yeah I mean it's over
for that guy I mean
he won me over when he
freaked the hell out about
being in the studio with all of John Mayer's peeps and actually knew who they were.
I was like, sold.
I love you.
It's over.
I know.
You got Ryan and you got Trevor going after Jamie.
Did you find it funny that Ryan had to play Gravity with Jamie on the date and then Trevor was like, hey, let me play you a John Mayer song.
One of my favorites.
Oh, I know.
And this poor girl, you can tell, isn't like a big John Mayer fan. She's like, uh-uh. And she's like, everyone's fucking a John Mayer song. One of my favorites. Oh, I know. And this poor girl, all you can tell, isn't like a big John Mayer fan.
She's like, uh-uh.
And she's like, everyone's fucking playing John Mayer.
What's going on?
She's way too young to know this song.
Like in the studio, I was dying because they were like, do you guys have an idea of how
you want to arrange it?
You could tell she was like, I don't have any fucking clue how this song goes.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Then you got Savannah.
I'm surprised Savannah's not more of a hot kamad but me too banging banging intro outfit i loved her leather pants and her sequin top oh yeah
you got sheridan who his voice unfortunately doesn't sync up to what he looks like
no i wanted chris stapleton to fucking come out of that
he looks like he looks like a long-haired Ron Perlman, by the way.
You know who I'm talking about?
Yeah.
And then you got Trevor screaming wrong reasons, right?
Mm-hmm.
And I don't even know why.
Is it because he reminds us of Jed?
Well, okay.
Is this the guy from like American Idol or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
The fact that it says he was a semi-pro hockey player
screams red flag to me, so.
Well, his chyron or lower third says social media influencer.
Oh, that's even worse.
I'm sitting there being like,
I just want all these people to come to Paradise.
I don't care about,
we don't need any more seasons of Bachelor, you know?
Yeah.
Anyways, I'm in on Listen to Your Heart.
I mean, like what else are we doing on Mondays anyways? Yeah, I know. on Listen to Your Heart. I mean, like, what else
are we doing on Mondays anyways?
Yeah, I know.
Let me ask you this.
Do you think that this show
would be popular
if we weren't in quarantine?
I don't think it would do as well.
Yeah.
Who do you think's gonna,
just real quick,
who do you think's gonna end up
with one another?
I don't know if there's hope
for any of them.
Thank you.
I'm gonna say no one's ending up
with anybody on this.
I really don't think so.
No.
No.
Not gonna happen.
Speaking of The Bachelor,
coming up in a little bit, we are going to have
Hannah Ann on the show.
We sure are. We're going to ask her all the questions
you've been dying to know
about Peter's dick size.
Are you actually going to ask her that?
Yeah. Or I'm going to ask if he's good
in the sack, for sure.
I got to know.
Inquiring minds want to know.
You want to do faith things?
We have a price should.
Yeah.
What do you got?
What do you got for me?
Okay.
All right.
I watched.
I loved it so much.
I watched an entire season of something,
but it was only four episodes.
That's what really saved me.
But I wish it was more.
Have you seen unorthodox on Netflix? No. What's that?
Well, the thing on Netflix says born and raised in a New York Hasidic community, Esty struggles after a fruitless first year of marriage. She runs away to Berlin and finds new
freedom. Um, so it's, it's about this really young girl. Her name is Esty and she grows up in a, like a Hasidic Jewish community.
And it's a, I think it's a true story, but I actually dug into this a little bit.
It is a true story.
It's based off of, um, somebody's like actual story, but it's weird because when you watch
this, so it starts out filming in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, where this community is.
And then she, like it says right here, so I'm not giving anything away, she runs away
to Berlin to escape all this.
And when I dug a little bit online, it said that everything that happened in this show
in New York was true to the girl's true story.
But everything that happened in Berlin on here is different from the girl's real life
story.
Like she really went to Berlin, but it wasn't at all the same as what they show on this show,
which I thought was very weird.
And all the acting is really, really great.
There's a music component in it.
You learn this, I think, in the first episode that women are not allowed to play music or sing in this religion here.
And so when she runs away to Berlin,
the first place she ends up is a music school.
And so there's an element of her wanting to learn music
and just seeing in the outside world, in the real world,
where people have the freedom to do music
and all types of people and girls and young kids and everything
here playing music.
And she's just like fascinated by that.
So I don't know.
Great, great series.
Stoked to learn there's going to be a season two because it ends really open ended.
I was not satisfied at the end of season four, episode four.
I was like, wait, that's it.
So just Googled it.
Season two coming.
What's it called again?
Unorthodox.
Okay.
I'm into it.
I loved it.
I watched it on one night.
All right.
Have you seen Onward?
No, it's that.
Oh, man. Onward's so good.
It's a Pixar thing with Tom Holland and one of the Chris's, Chris Pratt.
Tom Holland and Chris Pratt play brothers in kind of like this magical world.
Their father passed away.
Tom Holland never got to really meet the father,
and Chris really only kind of remembers a little bit of the father.
And when Tom Holland's character turns 16, the mom gives him a gift from the father.
And it's like this magical staff.
It gives him directions to be able to bring back the dad for one day.
The world used to be much more magical.
But with the advent of technology and cell phones
and stuff, people have gotten lazy and no one really practices magic anymore in this magical
world. So they don't really know how to do magic. So they kind of fuck up the spell and then they
only like make half of him. So it's just his bottom half. So then it's like a quest that they
go on and Chris Pratt's character is like the nerdy Dungeons and Dragons like LARPer
guy who's like all about magic and the Tom Holland character is like really embarrassed by his big
brother and they go on this quest to basically find this they gotta find this stone that will
be able to make it so they can see the rest of the father and the father basically it's like
weekend at Bernieernie's
he's like being kind of dragged around stick just his lower half it is so cute and so funny and
pulls your heart strings and i mean like pixar really kind of doesn't ever fuck up so this
shouldn't surprise anybody but really good you should watch it it. It sounds good. And I love Chris Pratt. I mean, who doesn't?
And he's,
he's so funny.
And like,
he drives like this van that's got like this winged Pegasus unicorn on the
side of it.
And it's just,
oh,
it's good.
It's really good.
I really like this show called future man.
Have you heard of this?
I feel like I have who's in it.
The guy who played Peter Melarch in,
it's on Hulu and it came out a while ago. It's, it's, uh, what's his name from?
Josh Hutcherson. Yes. Josh Flutterman, a janitor by day and a gamer by night is recruited by
mysterious visitors, by mysterious visitors to travel through time to prevent extinction of humanity i guess
seth rogan is one of the writers of this oh and he's in it as well it's really really funny really
well done but for some reason it came out like 2017 like we totally missed the boat on this
i'm telling you future man is so Awkwafina is in it.
Like, a bunch of, like, big, funny actors are in it, and you're like, really?
How did we miss this?
Yeah, how did we?
It says there's three seasons.
Yeah.
Interesting.
All right, I'm going to watch it.
Is it, like, sci-fi?
Yeah, absolutely sci-fi.
Okay, cool.
It's similar to, like, Terminator.
Yeah. So he works at, I. It's similar to like Terminator. So.
Yeah.
So he works at, I'll just kind of give you the thing.
He works at a, like a lab as a janitor.
And his, the main doctor is, has herpes, like real bad herpes on his lip.
And so he's trying to, he's trying to find a cure for herpes on his lip and so he's trying to he's trying to find a cure for herpes and he's playing
this video game that's like unbeatable like no no one's ever beaten it and finally he beats it
and when that happens like a time portal opens and the people that are in the game with him
show up and they're like you're future man future man. You were able to beat the game.
We need you to help save the world and to come find out that the doctor that's trying
to create the cure for herpes ends up like destroying the world and they have to go back
in time and stop him from starting to, well, effectively they want to stop him from getting
herpes so he doesn't start the quest of trying to stop herpes,
which in turn ends the world.
If that makes any sense.
Wow.
Terminator, but like with Seth Rogen's stoned ass riding it.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
It sounds good.
I'll give it a go.
All right.
I mean, I told you last week that I'm on Worst Cooks
with Johnny Bananas from The Challenge.
So I've never seen The Challenge.
I, of course-
I haven't either.
I was a fan of The Real World and Road Rules,
but I'd never seen The Challenge.
I wanted to support Johnny
because him and I are boys now.
And we watched the first episode
and I'm in, bro.
Really?
I am into this shit.
Okay.
Because it's like everything that I love, right?
It's like good reality TV.
Like it's Cutwell.
There is some love.
So I like that.
Like there is some romance.
But it's all conniving, scheming.
How do I backstab all you motherfuckers?
Because they're playing for a million dollars.
That's a lot of money.
No shit, man.
Dang, I didn't know. i'm sitting here being like i've got all these reality tv shows in the and the prize is you fall in love oh cool oh a million bucks bro anyway a million bucks is way
better yeah anyway so the challenge i'm into it man cool the cast of characters on this thing is
just it's just crazy You got like this one.
I feel like some Bachelor people go on it, right?
Yeah.
I don't think they've done.
I don't think any Bachelor person is on this season, but yes.
And they've never done well.
Like Chase went on.
I don't think did very well.
I think he like literally did like after one episode got sent home.
Yeah.
There's this one girl named, I think name's kelly or jenny or something who has had so much lip injections that she looks like
janice from the muffets but she's like a big badass like no one wants to fuck with her
that's a funny character there's this ginger named wes i think his name's wes and he's like
mortal enemies with john Bananas who's like
done really well in the challenges
before. But this season they're
teaming up together and fucking
throwing a wrench into the mix.
I mean like it's good.
You love it. I mean dude Sarah and I
started watching and we were like okay
we're in.
Can I just give you a pet peeve of mine?
Just one?
Sure.
I cannot stand it when people get my name wrong.
Like I cannot stand it.
Like, do they call you well Adams?
They call me Adam all the time.
Oh, like my sister did that one time?
Yeah.
Oh yeah. Yes, like my sister did that one time? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yes, exactly.
Exactly.
It really grinds my gears because I have a unique name.
Why the fuck are you making it less unique?
You know, like it happens all the time.
And not just your sister.
There's fan accounts for Sarah, you know, and it's like a fan account for Sarah where it's like, they're the cutest couple.
Here's a picture of Sarah and Adam on vacation.
I'm like, who the fuck is Adam?
And they wrote back, you.
And I wrote back, my name is Wells.
And they're like, oh, let me get this straight.
You have a fan account for somebody and you don't know the fucking name of the spouse?
Really?
So the other day, I go to the grocery store.
And let me tell you what.
Everyone's staying in except for paparazzi.
I was going to say, he's not tabloid.
I'm living in a house with a immunocompromised woman, right?
So I'm out there with masks and gloves and fucking Zoom balls.
I'm in a Zoom ball.
I'm like geared up, ready to roll into the grocery store, right?
Like you can't tell it's me.
The hair gives it away.
No, I got a swimming cap on.
So I go in there and I do my shopping and I come out and there's a paparazzi guy and he's snapping pictures of me.
And I'm like, number one, how the fuck do you know this is me?
You know?
Or maybe you think it's James Franco or something, you know, like maybe they get someone else.
You know, they always try to talk to you.
I know it's annoying.
And so I was like, thanks so much, man.
And I was like, this isn't essential, bro.
Like, this is so not essential.
And he's like, yeah, you know, I got to put I got to put food on the table for my kids.
Try to pull my heartstrings.
All right.
I can respect that.
But, dude, you don't have a mask on. You don't have gloves on. You're out here in public taking pictures of us assholes. What if you were to get it and then you would bring that back to your kids?
You know? You said that to him? Yeah. Good. There are more important things than taking pictures of
my dumb ass. Exact words. He started laughing. He's like, yeah, man, I appreciate it, but it's
my job. And I'm like, okay, whatever. i think he was surprised at like me just trying to be real
with him and just be like dude i don't know what you're doing here and he's like hey man i really
appreciate it thanks so much adam we'll see you later and i was like motherfucker god
thanks so much adam oh god you don't even know i would have lost it god damn it you know like i
felt i can't wait for those photos to come out oh they're out they're out they are i don't yeah
they get are they in your tagged photos on instagram no i saw some on twitter they and
they also got me like with carl outside. Carl's outside just taking shits.
And he's just like looking around.
I look so angry, you know, just because life right now.
Life.
Do you want to call up Hannah Ann?
Let's give her a call.
Call her.
Okay.
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maybe hannah ann on yft how are you hi i'm doing well how are you guys? Fucking bored dude
And that's nothing to say about this interview
I'm just bored in general
It's just in life
He's starting to lose it
I know
I feel like I'm going
I like to say corn crazy
Instead of crazy corn crazy
Because quarantine
Yeah I think we're all at that point
Right about now like the
whole point of this show originally was we just talked about like our favorite shows to binge
watch and our favorite music and yeah and like so it's we are doing the lord's work right now
you know like we are really trying to help people through these tough times i'm up to watch
but i gotta tell you man i think i've reached the end of netflix it's just over yeah well maybe switch to like disney plus you know
like maybe switch it up disney plus hulu no you know what we started doing sarah and i started
watching my season of the bachelorette oh Oh, they watch it on Monday nights.
Like it's actually on television.
Yeah.
And Derek's watching it with us.
So it's like a thing.
Do you think that you'd ever be able to watch your season back?
Mine?
No,
never.
I don't think so.
Well,
maybe like when I'm like 40 and like,
I have kids and I'll show them like what not to do.
This is what you don't do, kids.
Did you have fun at least on the show?
Yeah, I had fun.
You know, I think, you know, on the show, you know, you have no TV, no music.
You know, you're not even able to go to the grocery store because, you know, you're filming and you're in hiding.
go to the grocery store because you know you're filming and you're in hiding so it's kind of similar to being you know quarantined in a way to where you're very like restricted on like what
you're able to do um so i did have fun uh for the most part you know made the most out of the
experience met a lot of you know crazy nice people met some nice people some crazy people who's the craziest person in the house i love her tammy
she's crazy but she's so funny like she's just the life of the party like when she walks in it's
never a dull moment like whenever like i would kind of get bored i would just like go hang out
with tammy and she's just like entertains everyone she's really really funny i got to meet her at gma she was cool
bran's not a fan of the tam not a fan but i only get to see what they show on tv so i think that's
like the downside on the show is i got to know you know the girls you know like their tv side
and also like their their day-to-day i hate that because there's some people that aren't like big fans of some of the girls i really was taken to and it's just like oh
if only you got to see like this part of them or how they were late at night or how they are
when they're not you know don't have the stress of the cameras around yeah that's totally fair
saying in that perspective it makes me think i don't know how far back you've watched seasons
of the bachelor but one of my best friends was actually on Ben Higgins season. Her name's Olivia Caridi. And she was the villain of that season.
And when I watched that show, I was like, oh my God, this girl sucks. Like whatever.
And now she's one of my best friends and she is so different in real life than how she came off
on that show. Like it's mind blowing that this is, it's the same person that was on the seat
on that season. So I could totally see how that could, it's the same person that was on the seat on that
season. So I could totally see how that could be true. It's not just a show about each of us. It's
a show about like, like the journey and experience of finding love. So they aren't able to like,
you know, show all different sides of us. Cause it's not just about us as individuals,
but I think that's like the biggest downside that I saw just with not only myself, but some of the
other girls that I really started to love. Um, you um you're not able to see like all of our good sides or bad speaking of bad
sides Peter really looks great on this season of The Bachelor such a man what could he have done
better in your mind probably so many things Wells well shit. That's what I want to know what
she thinks. So many things. I think that's like a loaded answer. Instead of a loaded question,
that's a loaded answer. You know, putting myself in his shoes, it has to be stressful dating so
many different women and so many different opinions. And, you know, the first of all,
like we're all just starting to get to know each other. And we're knowing each other in such a different
element to where he just kind of like gets to see all of our kind of like best sides, you know,
because like, whenever we're with him, we're excited, we're happy, but he doesn't get to see
what like goes on in the mansion or like behind the scenes or even off cameras on how like, you
know, we truly interact with one another. So what he could
have done differently, maybe considered that more. But at the same time, I wasn't the bachelor or
bachelorette. So I can't imagine how difficult it must have been. Are you bummed you're not the
bachelorette? Honestly, no. I'm just happy with where like life is at. And like when I get to the
point where I want to like truly like be exclusive with someone then it will just be like that one person not like trying to juggle like 20 plus different
guys plus at the same time like you see with Peter like he came off of you know Hannah Brown season
and he was so loved and then him becoming the bachelor you know you're in a bigger place of
judgment and that takes like a lot of thick skin. And that's intimidating, you know, just knowing that like so many people could like judge me more and like have like a sure opinion of me, you know.
I had heard that you were going to go on Paradise.
I don't know.
I have not made it obviously with quarantine and stuff, but I've not made any decisions.
I'm not going to say no.
But at the same time, like I really am enjoying like not being on TV and in the spotlight just because it is so hard afterwards.
Just like people only being able to see like one side of you and just like feeling like they know you and just like kind of being like harsh about you.
Have you been dating since coming off Peter season?
Leading up to like going on the show, I had to be very, very single.
Peter season leading up to like going on the show had to be very, very single. You know,
I did not want to be texting any guys because I was kind of in the casting process, which is weird because I still kind of had to be like, like I was kind of dating him before I even went on the show.
You know, he went on the show, I was dating him, got engaged. And then afterwards, you know,
we broke up, but I couldn't really text guys, because then they would know I wasn't engaged so I was
kind of still with him and it you know still like unavailable and then after you know the last
episode of the show I'm like finally being able to be single and then we go into this quarantine
where you can't really see anyone right my dating life has just been like really wacky and boring
but I have seen like one person in particular because I can only choose one, you know.
Just choose one quarantine person.
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I will say this. Number one is you're going to miss doing a television show if you don't do the Paradise.
Like, it's just an inevitability.
You're going to, like, see the show run again.
You're like, fuck, I wish I was there.
Unless you're, like, in, like, a really happy relationship.
Number two, Paradise is badass.
This is my pitch, by the way.
Paradise is badass.
He wants to go because he goes.
I want the show to be fun and funny.
Listen, I know what's going to get guys there, and that's going to be you.
So, I mean, if you want a bunch of people to come there, you're the Hannah G of this season.
Why is everyone named Hannah on this fucking show, by the way?
Because we're all from DeSalle.
Do you live in Los Angeles or do you live in los angeles or do you live in nashville i just
moved to los angeles so right after the last episode of the show i moved into my apartment
it's just been crazy trying to move trying to get toilet paper the first couple of like oh my gosh
this is nothing like my fault haven't to see like this is crazy i can't find toilet paper in
nashville either i haven't had any for like four weeks i mean i'm like i have some at home but i town in Tennessee. This is crazy. I can't find toilet paper in Nashville either.
I haven't had any for like four weeks.
I mean, I'm like, I have some at home, but I haven't been able to buy any new toilet
paper for a literal month.
And it's like sold out on Amazon.
I'm like having like a ration.
Like how much are you using?
I like to purposefully go in number two at the barn where I keep my horses because I
don't buy that toilet paper.
Oh.
So Hannah Ann, this is what our fucking podcast is like.
We talk about shitting and horses and stuff.
Yeah, you can go on Nick Vial's podcast to talk about serious stuff
or Caitlin's podcast to talk about wine,
but if you want to talk about taking a shit, you come to YFT.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. and that's where we spill it all i do want to know is
peter good in the sack or not oh my god no comment no comment no because like they really because
they really put some air in his tires the four four windmill bullshit. And so I was just assuming that my boy was just having a huge dongle
and was just like a maestro in the sack.
And now I'm not so sure.
Why?
Why?
Tell me why.
Bran, what do you think?
You're friends with Kelly and they went to Pound Town in a hotel apparently.
Yeah, but Kelly hasn't told me shit.
Yeah.
Kelly's very private.
Uh-huh.
I'm actually better friends with her sister, Pamela, and they're funny.
They're media trained.
Even when I call Pamela and ask her for stuff, she knows exactly what to say to answer my
question without even answering my question.
She's a lawyer.
That's what they do.
I know.
She's a lawyer.
Yeah, Pam's a lawyer.
I'm going to save you from that conversation.
Come on, Brian.
And throw you into the fire of another one.
I'm going to save you from that conversation.
Come on, Brian. And throw you into the fire of another one.
So what are your thoughts on Barb?
Because Barb loved you.
And so I just, from somebody who Barb doesn't hate,
like, what are your feelings on her?
Like, I would just love to see, like,
your perspective of Peter's mom.
When we met in Australia, we both like saw each other. We just
started to like tear up and we really just immediately connected, you know, like there's
just some people in life you meet and you're just like, wow, I feel like I've known you like my
whole life. And that's just kind of how like me and Barb were. We just like really hit it off.
You know, when we and Peter were together, she was very supportive of us and we would talk all
the time and she was just nothing but nice to me she modeled growing up so
we kind of had like a similar background in that and we had shared a lot of things in common so
when me and peter broke up just as hard breaking up from her you know breaking up from the family
and so she's been like awesome to me obviously like cheering me on after the final rose which
i was surprised by.
I was like, oh, that's so sweet. But don't want to get out of our bad side. That's for sure.
Somebody needs to dig up her modeling photos.
She also was a cheerleader for, I think, the Chicago Cubs as well.
What?
Somebody needs to dig this shit up.
What do you think about Peter quarantining with Kelly? Do you think that's a thing?
Or are they just friends?
I don't know. I don't think they really have answered that either but i mean kelly and i were good friends on the show and um we don't have any like bad blood i talked to kelly actually the other day well i
will say this i thought you carried yourself really well on the show especially at the end
yeah i was really happy that you ended up getting to have a voice and then using that voice in the way that you did, I thought was well done and courageous, especially on the after show.
So good on you on that.
I do hope that Paradise does happen.
If it does happen, I hope you get to come down and I would love to make you a drink and hang out for the summer.
You know, I would definitely be going to you for advice.
I mean, I'm trying to think what guys would even be on Paradise.
Let's talk about that. Well, I don't know going to you for advice. I mean, I'm trying to think, what guys would even be on Paradise? Let's talk about that.
Well, I don't know.
We don't know yet.
Yeah, you got to have this season, right?
You have to have Claire's season.
But you know some oldie but goodie, but maybe not,
some oldie not goodie guys are going to be back for sure, though.
Like, who, like, is Jordan Kimball single?
He'll probably be back.
He's like king of Paradise.
He's not.
Chase McNary, he shows his face every year.
Wait, so what's your type though generally?
Gosh, my type changes.
I feel like with every guy I'm interested in.
Okay, the next guy I'm looking for, the type,
I want him to be very hunky.
Okay.
I want him to be very manly.
All right.
Very manly, very decisive, very independent.
I want him to be like, yes, yes, the opposite.
I want him to be like very manly and like, like no messing around.
Just to the point, decisive.
And I want him to be hot, like super hot and hunky.
Yeah.
No skinny jeans.
Sorry, Wells.
No.
We want to get into like the kind of the point of our show which is favorite
things so what are you watching right now i started ozark started tiger king my guilty pleasure is i
love housewives housewives of like orange county and new york and oh i just i love those i just
filmed i just filmed a tv show a cooking show with Sonia Morgan.
Do you know who that is?
Yeah, yeah.
She's from Housewives of New York City.
Yeah.
She's been on there for a while.
She is bonkers.
Yeah.
She gets wasted.
These women don't hold back.
No.
Plus, it's so different watching reality TV now because I feel like I have a different perspective on it it you've seen behind the curtain a little bit see a little bit what music you into Hannah Ann
I really like Thomas Rhett you know I love Drake Drake's like a good go-to wait going back to
Thomas Rhett did you know that him and his wife have been together since they were like kids yeah
they're from Hendersonville I know but like have you seen pictures of were like kids yeah they're from hendersonville i know but like have
you seen pictures of them from like when they're like 12 dude go google that it's so crazy and
she's like he's so much shorter than she is like she hit puberty before he did so she's like a head
taller than him when they're like 12 so cute do you have you always gone by hannah ann or were producers like dude dude, you got to go by Hannah Ann because we've had way too many Hannahs recently.
We've had way too many Hannahs.
So when I was younger, my parents called me Hannah Ann because in my kindergarten class, there was four other Hannahs.
I don't know why.
I don't, the only thing I can blame it on is maybe it's like a Southern name.
But I was
named after both my grandmother so there's like Hannah Slough which is one of my grandmothers and
the other is Carol Ants I was the first born grandchild and my grandmothers were feuding over
who was going to be named after and my mom was like okay stop the fighting we're just going to
call her Hannah Ants so when I was younger as Hannah Hannah Ann and then prior to going on the show, there's like Hannah Brown,
Hannah G,
and I was like, wow, let's show
by Hannah Ann because
I didn't quite know if there was going to be another
Hannah on this season. Also, Hannah Brown
was kind of like coming back a little bit,
you know, which I'm so glad because people just call
her Hannah. So it was your idea
to do that. Yes, it was.
I knew it!
He's been saying that since day one.
Alright, Hannah Ann, well thank you so much
for being on YFT. I hope you find
some more YFT soon.
I hope you find some more
comfy sets to wear because it seems like this is
what we'll be doing for a little bit longer.
I know.
I gotta go work out, dude. I'm such a fat
piece of crap. It's ridiculous.
Yikes.
I smoked a pork shoulder yesterday because I've got
nothing to do, so now I've got way too much
barbecue.
I'm fat.
Okay, Hannah Ann, thank you so much, dude. You rock.
And yeah, stay safe out there.
Alright, thank you guys so much.
Hope you guys have a good day. You too. See ya.
Bye. Bye. Oh, Hannah Ann, so much. Hope you guys have a good day. See ya. Bye. Bye.
Oh, Hannah Ann, so sweet.
So nice.
The sweetest.
I feel bad for her.
I do feel bad for her.
But I do like the dig that she threw in.
The next guy, I want him to be macho.
I want him to be like assertive.
I want him to be like handsome.
It was just like, fuck. Get it, girl. macho i wanted to be like assertive i wanted to be like handsome it was like fuck get it girl i feel like we haven't ever seen somebody so ready to move on after a bachelor relationship
right like she is ready i mean she had clearly she has moved on yeah i've been talking to people
like good for her i do feel her on like the... I was single months and months before the show
because of this guy.
And then I was effectively...
We were broken up.
I had to stay single for months and months
because the show hadn't aired.
It's just like this guy's basically cock-blocked me
for like a year now.
Yeah.
Aside from the fact that he made me look like a dipshit on TV,
you fucked up getting some
deep duck and that's not right that's not right virtual deep ducking right now but yeah yeah well
she can quarantine with you know i saw some i saw some uh some tabloid where like a schwarzenegger
was like was like uh commenting on her pictures oh nice Get you some. I'll be back for some more deep chicken.
I think Patrick Schwarzenegger.
Is that his name?
Yeah, it's Miley's ex.
Oh, it is?
Yeah.
Well, shit, man.
I feel like.
It's fine.
She's clearly moved on.
Yeah, I feel like that's also not fair.
Like Miley's dated ever.
Like I bet Mally and Sarah.
Not everyone.
I did do one of those,
you know,
those,
those Instagram,
like things that goes on your forehead and your quarantine buddy.
And I got Liam Hemsworth.
No.
Yeah.
How unfortunate.
It's just like,
yeah,
I beat him in bowling one time.
No big deal. You want to play some
Muzak's? Yes, please.
What do you got for me,
kid? So, my
good friends
are in a band called Hot Shell Ray.
Remember that?
So crazy. Ryan Falize, who's
the lead singer in this band, he and I have
literally known each other since first grade.
We've gone to school together ever since I can remember.
It's insane.
So we've stayed friends for so long.
He's just the best.
But they put out an EP called Tangerine.
Ryan's rocking a nice tangerine color in his hair on the album cover.
I've seen it.
I listened to this all the way through in the car yesterday.
And I actually really love the whole thing.
Stay might be my favorite
track on there, but it might be a go home. I don't want to lead you on and say I feel the way that I don't.
But if you're feeling me the way I'm needing you, then don't let me go.
Won't you stay?
Keep me company.
Pretend you need me so bad.
Honestly, I just need you to stay.
And tell me it's okay Empty bed
Into it.
Love those guys.
You know, slow wasn't the right word.
Mid-tempo is what that was.
I love a good mid-tempo track.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
Do you know who Rabel is?
I don't think so.
W-R-A-B-E-L.
It's funny.
He's been around for a hot minute.
He used to write with some of my friends that were living in L.A. when I was living in L.A.
So he's been a songwriter for a long time.
Anyway, he has a song out called Hurts Like Hell.
Big fan.
What's his name?
Does he touch? Does he love you the same?
And I know I'm a walking cliche
Me too
It's been two years, eight months Nothing's changed Me too. Ooh, I like that one. But every time I think about you
It still hurts like
Ooh, I like that one.
You know, it's nice, good, like, sad, piano-driven, banger.
Yeah.
You know, I like those.
Yeah, that's good stuff.
What you got?
I don't know if this stuff is new, but it's new to me,
so I guess that works, right?
My first one is Jesse Daniel Smith.
This is from a record that came out in 2018.
But this song just came up and I was just like, what is this?
Into it.
Well, I'm all low down. I need you to comfort me, baby. into it. noticed. I really love you. I really love you.
Anyways, that's Jesse Daniel Smith.
I really love you.
Do you know who Taylor Ashton is?
No.
This is a song called Straight Back,
a record called The Romantic that I like the most. Mm-hmm. I could turn back time And wondering if you might still be mine
If I had only kept an erect smile
And I've been thinking about how I hold my body
Since I can't hold yours
Yes, I've been thinking about how I hold my body Anyways, that's what I got.
Nice.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I'm going to go to the grocery store. I got to put on my hazmat suit. All right. Well, I'm going to go to the grocery store.
I got to put on my hazmat suit.
And.
All right.
Well, I'm going to continue to label every single piece of thread in my house.
And I'll talk to you next week.
All right.
Sounds good.
Do it.
Stay strong out there, kid.
Thanks.
Okay.
Love y'all.
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