Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Lord If I Know

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

What’s up dorks?! JK that was mean. Wells is fresh (ish) out of a manscaping fail but still prepared to fulfil his weekly news reporting, if you could call it that. Your hosts discuss ChatGBT and Threads as they try to keep up with all things young and cool. Brandi then explains how the first level of fame is having to fight for your own name on socials, which, she points out, has never been a problem for Wells. They also dive into their Bachelorette thoughts, including how every man from a flyover state has a goatee, and who they think is going to get the final rose. Wells shares his idea for a television series and calls Brandi out on her filler word. Lastly, they hear from a few YFTers. See you next week y’all... live from Portugal!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Integra — Go to integra-products.com or @integraherbal on Instagram for more info. Use code YFT at checkout for 15% off your next online purchase at www.integraboost.com.  Liquid I.V. — Grab your Liquid I.V. in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 20% off when you go to liquidiv.com and use code YFT at checkout  Article — Go to article.com/yft for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more  The Farmer’s Dog — Go to thefarmersdog.com/YFT to get 50% off your first box 

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I love you guys. You know I do. I just had a little bit of a calamity with, um, my manscaping. You know, it happens. But here we are. Here we are. Should we call the brand? Okay, time.

Call her up. Now. Let's go. Hello? What's up? Is this thing on? Yeah, it's on. I didn't say anything because I wanted to press record first.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah. You know, there's a method to the madness. Mm-hmm. You texted me last night saying you wanted to start an hour later. Why is that? Because I went and rode a horse this morning. Oh, you had to go see a man about a dog.

So I had to drag my ass out of bed at 545 to make it on time. Why don't you just go ride your horse afterwards? Because it's a thousand degrees here in Nashville, Tennessee. Oh, so you'll only like to ride your horse when it's not so hot out. Exactly. Alright, that's fair enough.

Yeah. Also, I've been up so long I can't decide what I want to drink. Coffee or green juice? I'm having both. Oh, I think that's good. I think options are nice. Like balance, you know? Yeah. I'm having both. Oh, I think that's good. I think options are nice. Like balance, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

I don't hate it. Dude, I was just telling the YFTers, I had a little bit of a mishap with the old manscaping situation. Oh, God. We don't need to hear about that. I think I need to get like the new manscaper. Is that the one Rob Gronkowski advertises for? Yeah, like Pete Davidson.

They all advertise for it. For whatever reason, we haven't sold an ad for this manscaping thing, but we need to. I was going to say, why aren't you one of the faces of the Manscaper? I know. I'm a hairy man that needs to take care of his body hair. I'm a hairy man that needs to take care of his body hair. But anyways, I'm still rocking like my, my, my trimmers from like college. What? And the battery life just don't work so good no more.

So, I mean, you're a girl. So like, I think you just use probably a razor everywhere. But like, we've got, men have a system. And I tend to do like one side of like my ball throw and then go to the other side and it died. So now I've got like a shorn side and a fro side. I'm like two face, but two cock. I mean,

I don't know. Tupac, two cock. It's funny. So anyways, Sarah's in for it. She's gonna be like, oh man, I just wanna have sex with the right side of your body,

not the left side of your body. Sounds hard. I mean, I hope it is. I'm getting older, it's getting harder. I also hope it is. Yeah. For her sake. Yeah.

I mean, you know, it ain't like it used to be. Really? Well, you just get older. Do tell. I mean, it is like it used to be, but you know, you just get older. You're old. Are you that old? I'm almost 40.

That's fine. I feel like men. Yeah. They can go for a minute. We're going. Yeah, we'll be fine. I mean, shoot. You'd be all right. Al Pacino just had a kid at 82 I feel like men. Yeah. They can go for a minute. We're going. Yeah, we'll be fine. I mean, shoot. Be very.

Al Pacino just had a kid at 82 or something like that. You're fine. But also, like, are we really thinking that's his kid? You know? Ooh. Come on. 50-50 chance for sure. Come on.

Let's be realistic. What's happening in the news right now? Lord if I know. I don't watch the news. Lord if I know. Lord if I know. lord if i know i don't watch the news lord if i know lord lord if i know britney spears claims she was assaulted by an nba player security but then video was released that showed that he didn't touch her so oh that's fun i like that this is what we call news. Yeah. News sex toy uses ChatGPT to whisper customized fantasies to you.

Okay, we have to talk about ChatGPT. Do you use ChatGPT? I just learned about it two days ago. No, you didn't because I talked about it maybe four or five months ago. I had ChatGPT write all my thank you notes for my wedding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I just didn't realize that's what it was called. And I didn't realize that it was an app that can go on your phone that can automate everything

that you do. Yeah. So what we learned here is that you just don't listen to, I don't think anything that I say. I thought you were like typing this into some website and it was giving you some spiel. I was, but that's also what the app is. It's the same thing. Just now it's on your phone. Yeah, but that's also what the the app is it's the same thing just now it's on your phone yeah but it's on your phone and it's like that's what i just said like a widget i guess not a widget's not the right word i don't know what it is but it's like

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I don't like it. I don't like it at all. I feel like they should ban this whole thing. Really? Yeah, like we talked about banning TikTok, and that's not even that bad. But I'm telling you, this chat GPT thing, the demise of humanity. Are you on threads yet? Sure am, bro. Yeah, I don't know.

Are you on threads? Yeah. I was user number 34,72622, because now that says that on my Instagram thing. It does? Yeah, like right under your picture in your bio. What? It shows you. On Instagram or on threads?

On Instagram. What? Where did mine say? Oh, that's what that is? Yeah. I'm 34,676,270. To join threads, though. Yeah.

Not Instagram. No, yeah. This is insane. Totally. How come, if I were Twitter, I would sue their ass because it is Twitter. Twitter's dying, apparently. I love Twitter. Do you love Twitter?

I don't love Twitter. That's what this is, though. It looks exactly like Twitter, and it is Twitter. But like... Do you love Twitter? I don't love Twitter. That's what this is, though. This is literally... It looks exactly like Twitter, and it is Twitter. So like Twitter's dying, but all of a sudden this comes out, and this is the new thing, but it's exactly Twitter. It makes no sense to me. I mean, I think it's just Zuckerberg being like, well, I'm supposed to cage fight Elon

Musk. That's a thing, apparently. And I'm going to just make the thing that he is failing at, which is Twitter. But how come they can't sue him for that? I don't know. I don't know how any of this works. Alright? All I know is

follow me on threads, please. Are you actually using it, though, or did you just create a profile? I've made two thread tweets. two thread tweets. Two thread tweets. See tweets. It's Twitter.

I know. What are we going to call it? I don't know. I made a couple threads. I guess that works. I don't know. I just said one thing and I haven't opened it again. What did you say?

I said, so this is Twitter just so we're clear. Oh, yeah. Everyone used that joke. Everyone did that one. Did you automatically follow everybody you follow on Instagram? Yes. And you know what annoyed me about it? Was that everyone then saw it on their Instagram feed that I was following them.

And everyone was like, you're just now following me? I've been following this entire time. And I'm like, no, I followed you on Instagram, but now I on threads but it's thinking but you're thinking that i'm following you on instagram but no i'm just following you on threads now ah i see i didn't like that because then you know like that either um should we start the show yeah yeah i think it's you i think so too go for it bros knows you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with wells and brandy come follow us over there all right quick psa for those of you out there who rent if you haven't heard of built you're about to thank me earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay

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but we will soon. I don't know. Here's what I do like about it. Okay. I think because it's linked with Instagram, people can't be stealing your username because it's connected. Yeah, I do like that.

That I appreciate. I never really had a hard time getting my username though. Well, that makes sense. You have a weird name. Oh, I was thinking just because you're not famous enough for someone to steal it. Well, that makes sense. You have a weird name. Oh, I was thinking just because you're not famous enough for someone to steal it. Oh, and you are?

Well, my name's also weird, but my username always gets stolen. So, I mean, I don't know what that says, but it says something. Wow. Okay. Interesting.

I now know how you really feel. This is good to know. That's the real test. If people start stealing your username and your website URLs, that's the first level of fame, I think. I got a bunch of people named like Wells Adams 47, and then they pretend to be like my manager, and then they message people. Well, that's interesting. I would just think they'd pretend to be you. They'll say things like, hey, this is Wells' manager and I saw your comment on his last post and he really is appreciative of your support.

Please send your address and information and he wants to send you a sign something. No I don't. I don't want to send you anything. So that's not real. At all. If you follow me you would know that I would never want to do that. Because that just seems like a lot of work. Thank you. True.

So what's been going on in your life? Oh I finally started watching The Bachelorette. Yeah what are your thoughts? You know I really like every time, every season, every year, I think, oh, I'm not, I'm so over this. I'm not going to be into this, but it hooks me. Okay. What, what, what happened? I'm hooked. You're hooked?

I'm hooked. What are your thoughts thus far? I got to pull up the cast names because, you know, we're way too early on for me to know everyone's fucking name. So I feel like when we talked last time, you maybe weren't as caught up as I am now. I only watched the first, the first episode. I've now watched the second.

Okay. Yeah. So same. So your, your boy, your freaky serial killer boy got kicked to the curb. I know it's too bad. It's so great for her.

Like, come on. You can't expect her to keep him around. I mean, yeah, but. She can only endure so much. Okay. Front runners. Okay. Aaron B. Obvi.

Like. Yeah. I feel like I always say this about, like first one-on-one but I do think like they kind of strategically pick somebody that's a strong contestant for the first one-on-one am I wrong no I don't think so I think that was a pretty cool date they got to go to the Hollywood sign which I don't think you can do as like a normal she said that she said not everyone gets to do this yeah okay yeah anyway super hot former football player okay a fan of tyler the creator great taste in music dresses well super sweet i mean give him the motherfucking final rose already i think he's my favorite love him i also think

aaron s is really cute he's the firefighter. And I would, I haven't really like heard very much from him yet, but I feel like we shouldn't sleep on him. Cause I feel like he could maybe be a long gamer. Aaron S is adventurous and enjoys surfing, paddle boarding and cage diving with great white sharks. Oh really? Do you love an adventurous guy?

Do you really, do you do that normally? Or have you done it one time and now that's your entire personality? That's my question. He also loves watching Austin Powers. Okay, I'll give you that. Also, okay, I'm not sure he's going to make it like super. I'm not talking Final Four or anything. Okay.

But I love Caleb the wrestler, the pro wrestler. I feel like he has a great personality. He's super athletic. He's funny. He looks like a country personality. He's super athletic. He's funny. He looks like a country star from like the 90s. He kind of does in like the night one get up or whatever. Yeah. And in his like whatever you call that.

What's the thing they show on the first episode that tells you about the person? Yeah, like their background. That thing. But if you look at photos of him online like in normal clothes he doesn't look like that at all um but you definitely have to be like a long hair girly you know you have to like be into that yeah and goatee guy because goatees are tough they're tough yeah unless you live in a flyover state doesn't have a goatee. There's just not.

So just so you know that. Okay. I bet you that guy's from like Indiana or Orlando. Okay. Yeah, Florida. That says a lot. Anyway, I do think he has a great personality. So I think he'll stick around for at least a little while.

Okay. Dotton, I think, is a long gamer. I think he's super hot, seems very interesting. Okay, I'm going to say something, but to me he looks like Jafar from Aladdin. He looks like the bad guy from Aladdin. I have not seen Aladdin since I was very young and can't recall. Okay.

Is it Duton? Duton? Doton? She calls him Doton. Doton. Doton looks like Jafar. When she said it, I was like, are you pronouncing his name right? I don't know.

Yeah. Not really sure. Anyway, I think he's a hottie and I think he's going to stick around. Listen, Tennis Pro Joey. Yeah. It's like I don't want to like him but i do i don't know there's something about him like that's like a little cringe and i don't know exactly what it is and i want to not like him but i do kind of like him and i think he's gonna stick around for a

while he's my front runner for bachelor oh he's got batch vibes all over i could see that i could see that he's very cute he just i don't know i can't tell if he's a scumbag or not that's the thing yeah i'm not sure you know what about brayden are you fucking kidding me he's my least favorite why first of all talk about i don't know like he just is so cringey to me. Like so beyond cringey. In what way? To me, there's a difference between confident and cocky. And to me, he's just a cocky piece of shit. Like his confidence is not doing it for me.

It's sending me the other direction. I don't love it. Giving you the ick. He's giving me the ick. I don't know. Like ditch the glasses, dude. You're way hotter without them. Like I can handle like the weird, you handle the weird earrings and I dress artsy.

I can handle all that if you ditch the glasses, but I can't handle the artsy wardrobe and the glasses. It's too much. Yeah, but what if he needs them to see? Get contacts. That's what I wear. Listen, you got to do some things for beauty here. Welcome to the life of a woman.

Like, learn how to put in some contacts. Not hard. He's not my fave. I don't want him to stick around. I just don't love the scarves. Too much scarf action. Yeah, I don't know. He just, he gives me the ick.

Don't love it. All right. Anybody else sticking out to you? I like Xavier. But he's the one that likes to knit, right? I don't know. You were like, no on knitting. That is a hard no for me.

But it says on here he likes to knit, so like red flag. But, however, redeeming quality. Six foot six. I know. Meow. Oh, God. Girls are so basic. What about Warwick?

He's fine. I think he's pretty shy, right? He's a quiet guy, so I just don't know how far he's going to go with that. Usually the quiet ones don't last a whole season. I'm rooting for him to be the Bachelor because I don't think we've ever had an Asian Bachelor before. He's very cute. He's very cute. He's very handsome. Very young.

Good Lord, 27. That's not that young. I'm just old. Well, I mean, compared to us, yes, but not that young in the bachelor world. I guess not. All right. He's from Nashville?

Yeah, there you go. You can go talk to him. Can I do that? Nah. He's a construction manager. He can go talk to him. I didn't know that. Nah. He's a construction manager. He can go build you something. That's nice. Build you a castle.

I don't date in the 20s anymore. Oh, is that your new rule? It's been a rule, but yeah. Spencer. Let's read Spencer's. Spencer is a medical sales director. He lives in Moorpark, California, which, by the way, I play golf there. Spencer is a single dad who likes to ride his bike along the California coast and read Jack Kerouac books.

No, you don't, dude. Maybe you do, actually. I could see it. I could see it. This shirt he's wearing and his thing is weird, dude. The belt is also insane. Yeah, black belt on the... Well, it's just so blingy.

It's too much. It's not great. It's too much anyways. Who do you think is going to win this thing? From just watching two episodes, like if I had to pick now, I'd say Aaron B. Yeah. He's a catch. He's a catch.

We'll see. All right. Like Brayden looks decent in this photo. I'm on like today.com. He looks decent here. No glasses. I will say this for and you're going to hate this

take, but whatever. This is the producer and me. He's a good TV maker at least. Well, of course. I mean, like he's a lot of things, but at least he's not boring. That's true. You know, like a lot of these guys are boring to me. I'm like,

well, that's the show. I mean, yeah, Bachelorette. Oh, this Adrian guy taking time bomb. You can't be talking shit about people. Oh, I know, dude. And he's like taking this the high road of like, I'm here for the right reasons because I've got a kid. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. And it's like, dude, you just sound like a crazy person.

It's not a good look, which is unfortunate because he's very handsome. He's a realtor and also a personal trainer. Perfect for the Bachelor world. That's what everyone does when it all falls apart. Oh, good times. Anyway, I'm hooked. Yeah, I think

Aaron B., here's the thing. I know who comes to Paradise, so I can't give too much out. I know. Is that not batch talk? Yeah, you know, the wife tears love to hate and hate to love it. Yeah, I know. I get it. You got any fave things, bro, or what?

I did sneak away Thursday night. I think Thursday night. I get it. You got any fave things, bro, or what? I did sneak away Thursday night. I think Thursday night. I went downtown. For everybody, listen up. Listen up, live tears. For everybody that asks us about Nashville recommendations, okay? I get so many DMs asking for what to do in Nashville. I finally had dinner at Bourbon Steak, which is

on the very, very top floor of the New Marriott Hotel right downtown. Holy shit. Best meal I think I've had all year long. Really? What'd you get? So many things. So me and my best friend Kirsten went, had ourselves a little like BFF date ski. She got a filet. I got like a miso glazed sea bass. And we just shared everything because we like wanted to try everything. The miso glazed sea bass,

chef's kiss, so good. If you like the miso glazed cod, I think it is from Nobu. Have you ever had that, Wells? We had that at our wedding. We tried to base it on that. It's like the dish. It's very similar to that. It's just sea bass. It was so

yummy. We ordered basically every side on the menu because I am a sides girly, especially at a steakhouse or something. I'm talking mashed potatoes. I'm talking truffle mac and cheese. I'm talking cream something baked carrots. I'm talking balsamic fried Brussels

sprouts. Like so freaking good. And then after all that wonderfulness as dessert, they brought us out like a s'mores cake. I don't even know how they did it because it was like a cake, but they had like a glass bowl sitting over it and it was smoky. So it was smoking when they brought it to the table and they lifted it up and then there was like this marshmallow ice cream that tasted like a campfire. It was incredible. So highly recommend.

If you guys are looking for somewhere to eat dinner in Nashville when you visit or if you live here, great spot. Suggest making a reservation. It was packed. What's it called? Bourbon Steak. All right. Bourbon Steak. So good. a reservation. It was packed. What's it called? Bourbon steak.

All right. Bourbon steak. So good. I have a television show idea. An idea? Yeah. Well, should you copyright it first? No.

We do this. We give all of our ideas away for free. I know. There is, you know, like you can pay a bunch of money to go up on like Elon Musk's thing or Richard Branson's thing to go up into space. Yeah, I want to go. Yeah. Well, now there is a new balloon

that takes you up into space for only $125,000. Okay? Only. Only $125,000. Whereas, like, I think the Richard Branson thing is like over a million or something like that. Jeez. So here's my idea. Okay. So here's my idea. Okay.

We take a film crew, okay? We take a flat earther. We put him in that fucking thing. We shoot him up there. We film him witness the curvature of the earth. His entire personality, his identity crumbles to the floor at 17 miles up in the air. Then he comes back down and we film him or her having to go talk to his friends and family and tell them how fucking stupid he is. He has to admit that he is an idiot and he knows nothing about space or physics or cosmology or anything and

that's it that's the show this might need to be like one of those like three or four episode mini series yeah yeah limited series i'd watch it though yeah it would be i would definitely because the first episode the first couple episodes is like the guy or the girl being so confident that the world is flat right right? And like showing us YouTube videos and you're like, what the fuck is this? And being like, there's no way and it's a conspiracy theory and there's a dome and then, you know, there's an ether, blah, blah, blah.

And you're like, okay, okay. Almost gets you to start believing in it, all right? Then we have act two. We have the turn. We say, and then I come in there as the host and I say, okay. Oh, you're hosting this. Ah, okay. Well, it's my idea. Right, right. Why would you host it? This is not your idea. This is my idea.

I didn't say I was hosting. I didn't know there was a host. Well, there needs to be a host. Okay. It's all yours. I gotta make somebody somehow. I'm gonna come in there, and I'm gonna be like, you have got us almost convinced, but we have to do one thing, one thing before we can sign off on this whole flat earth thing. And that is we got to take you up into space. Does that mean you get to go to space?

I think I get to go to. Yeah, I know. See, that's see, I know. And so then what we do is we say we purchased $125,000 ticket on this balloon. We're going to take you up.

If the earth is flat, you're going to see that it's flat up there. If it's not, you have to admit that you've been wrong. And I'm sure he's gonna be so confident. Yeah, let's go, man. Take them up there, film crew, or just like a bunch of like Pelco cameras in there, in the thing. And you get to witness his entire identity shatter in front of him. And then, and then I can just see the shot of him. Like when you start coming down and his hands are just in his, his face is just in his hands.

And he's just like, everything that I thought I believed in from YouTube has been a lie and we'll be like yeah of course you're an idiot and then once we get down to the bottom two things are going to happen it's going to be two interventions one all his flat earth friends that we've met from episodes one and two he has to bring them all together and be like guys i have some bad news. The world actually is very big and very round and we're stupid. And then what's going to happen is his friends are going to be like, you've been indoctrinated by the left. They put some sort of chip in the vaccine and now you are sheeple. They're going to start saying all that shit and it's going to be bonkers because he's going to be like, no, guys, I saw it with my own eyes. And then act four of this, he has to then bring all his family and friends that all think he's so stupid for believing this together and admit that he's wrong.

And then we get to see the downfall of this idiot. That's the show. Well, I feel like I've watched it at this point. I know. It's not going to be great. Or who knows? Maybe the world is flat. And then I find out something.

And then all of a sudden the story. That would be the ultimate twist. Then the story changes from we think this guy's going to be the idiot. And then I'm the idiot being like, oh, my God. I thought you were stupid. But the world is flat. No matter what, we're getting a great ending out of this whole thing. I like that ending better, honestly.

Yeah. And I was thinking, I was coming up with some ideas. I like Trouble with the Curve, but that's already a movie. It's a baseball movie, but I kind of like it still. I don't know. But you can't, it's already a movie. You can't do it. Yeah, but this is going to be a show.

You still can't. Anyways, Trouble with the Curve is going to be coming to Netflix in 2025, and we're going to see what happens. 2025, honey, with this writer's strike, it's not seeing the light of day. Well, that's why I'm putting in

the writer's strike. You know, I think that's what it's going to take. And I don't think this balloon's up and running yet. I was thinking that, too. I was hoping a couple test runs because after, like, you know, oceanic whatever thing, you know, oceanic

whatever thing, you know, that just seems dangerous. It does. But I think balloons are safer than submarines. I would agree. Anyways, Trouble with the Curve coming soon to a TV near you but you know that would be a great show to watch. I would watch it. I do have a

a fave thing. Okay. Sarah and I watched the outlaws last night what's that it's adam devine's movie and nina debrev's movie with pierce brosnan and ellen barkin a straight-laced bank manager about to marry the love of his life when his bank is held up by infamous ghost bandits during his wedding week. He believes his future in-laws, who just arrived in town, are the infamous outlaws. The Outlaws on Netflix. So, cute, funny, silly rom-com. Adam Devine plays the bank manager, obviously. Nina Debrev plays his soon-to-be wife Ellen Barkin and Pierce Brosnan play his soon-to-be parents-in-law oh also Richard Kind and Julie Haggerty play Adam's parents and kids gotta say

Richard Kind is so fucking funny he's one of the funniest actors he's in everything the movie's very very good it's very. It's got a fun little twist. If you're looking for like an easy rom-com, laugh out loud com, The Outlaws on Netflix. Highly suggest. Cute. Cute. Cute.

You know, that's your... Filler word. I know you said it last week. I know, but I didn't put it on the air and so now when I was listening back last week, I was like, she does say it a lot. This is crazy. I say cute a lot. Yeah.

What do you think cute means to you? Cute. Yeah. I hear it from you. I'm like, she's not listening. I mean, I don't think it's a bad thing that I think it means. I think it just means like cute. Yeah.

Like, cause I'll play music sometimes and I'm like, I don't think she likes this. And you're like cute. Okay. Off to my, what I want to play now. And I'm like, oh, okay. Cute is almost like the, like another version of fine in a way. Yeah. You know, like cute is just like fine.

Like it's, you know, girls don't like to be called cute. Right. Cause then it kind of feels like you're just like fine. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, cute is just, like, fine. Like, it's, you know, girls don't like to be called cute, right? Because then it kind of feels like you're just, like, fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's, like, not a bad thing either. It's, like, not like you're saying, like, you're ugly. It's, like, cute. I honestly think it's, I know I'm socially, I know I'm supposed to say something right now, but I haven't been paying attention enough to say.

Either I haven't been paying attention or I say. Either I haven't been paying attention or I don't love it enough to really say it's great. Yeah. So I say cute. Oh, cute. A YFTR sent me this and I think I need to play it. Okay. Amazon review.

One star by Nathan JP. November 8th, 2014 subject line, not what I thought. Now I bought this pepper spray because I thought it would make a nice alternative to ground pepper and it would be way easier to dispense. I was very wrong. I was very wrong on this. There may be cheese that you can spray and whipped cream you can spray, but pepper just doesn't work out that well. First off, this is way hotter than normal pepper. Even a small amount on your food makes your mouth fucking burn when you swallow it. Second, it sprays way too fast. This makes it hard to apply small amounts. Third, about 20 small sprays and it's about empty. Fortunately, it's so hot you won't use it that often, so it'll last for a while. I recommend

that you stick to powdered pepper or hot sauce. Not what I thought. Four out of 15 people found this review helpful. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, that's not what pepper spray is. Do we think that he actually thought that's what pepper spray is, or do we think that he is just someone that enjoys creative

writing that uses reviews as an outlet? Maybe. Or it's ChatGPT trying to be funny. Fuck ChatGPT.'s ChatGPT, trying to be funny. Oh, fuck. Fuck ChatGPT. Fuck ChatGPT. Yeah. I don't want it on my phone.

You don't? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. We do have some calls we haven't done in a while. Oh, yeah. Let's do some calls. Yeah, let's do it. I like the calls.

I do, too. So I just now finished the podcast. I'm the calls. Yeah, let's do it. I like the calls. I do too. So I just now finished the podcast I'm calling again. Brandy, you were still loud the whole time. It's okay. It's Wells' fault. But while we're talking about Willie Nelson's kids, let's just talk about Amy Nelson, folk puke. Listen to Motherfucker Got Fucked Up.

Her music is hilarious, and I'm obsessed. Yeah, so check that out. Also, I'm Zoe, by the way. Bye! Okay. I'll bite. Sounds like right up your alley, honestly. It does.

Motherfucker got fucked up Cause he got in the way Okay. Okay. I know that he's got in the way. What did he do? Okay, I know that he's got in the way. What did he do?

No, yeah, I know that part. What did he do? You're not saying a lot of anything. Oh, my God. Really? I know he did! What happened? Why did he get in the way?

Okay. At least something's new. Okay. Weird rhyme, but I'll give it to you. No, I know. Because he got in the way. Because he got in the way. Can you tell me what he got in the way of motherfucker got fucked up no i know if you if you i swear to god if you fucking say

motherfucker got fucked up because he got in the way one more time we're cutting this song off not a lot of things to say i know oh my god she did it again this is the most ungratifying song I've ever listened to in my entire life Because it's just the same thing Over and over again And there's no reason

Now I need to hear the rest of it If there's no resolution Where's the bridge? Fuck! Oh this is just a musical fucking interlude okay not even very good guitar play let not another motherfucker cross my path

I'm feeling kinda crazy Not another motherfucker crossed my path. I'm feeling kind of crazy like a psychopath. Yeah. Yes. And you don't want to cross me when I feel this way. Okay, I'm just glad there's new lyrics here. Motherfucker got fucked up because he got in the way. All right. Zoe, that song is terrible.

Just horrible. I kind of liked it. I know you did. Of course you did. Okay, we got another one. This one says Manifest. Oh. Hey, Wills and Brandy.

It's Rachel in Reno, Nevada, not Nevada. I have a bone to pick with tongs. Why are they so, like, straining on my wrist? Tongs? Even if I, like, make it a little tighter, you know, with the little thing to, like, be like, oh, like, keep it at this, like, The fuck is this person talking about? It's still really hard on my hands. Talks?

And I'm not a fan. And also, Brandy, can you talk about Manifest? I have, like, one more episode to go. I had somebody say that it sucked, and I'm not ready for that. Hopefully you haven't not finished it yet, but I've got that information. I think I have like an episode and a half left.

Yeah, just need someone to talk to that. Bring back erotic grandpa. Thanks, bye. No. Cute. Wait, okay, should we rewind and see what she said? Did she say tongs? That doesn't make any sense.

Tongs? Like if you're grilling out and you have tongs? That's what I was thinking. Hey, Wills Wilson Brandy. It's Rachel in Reno, Nevada, not Nevada. Okay. I have a bone to pick with tongs. Why are they so, like, straining on my wrist?

Like, even... I don't know. You need to do some, like, wrist exercises or something. Tongs is what she said. She said tongs. What the fuck? I'm very confused. Yeah. Well, you got to hit the gym, girl. I mean, come on. If tongs are messing you up,

the weight of life has got to be ruining everything else in your body because tongs are, it's just this, it's this motion. Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. Like you're grabbing a boobie. It's not like that. No, not quite. I feel like she had to mean something else. You think so? That just doesn't make any sense to me. Thongs? No.

Bongs? No. I don't know. All right. But this must be like an old-ish voicemail because I did talk about Manifest's season finale. You did. Don't think we need to rehash that, but I got to say, listen, the show's cheesy as fuck.

We know that, so I knew the finale would be a little cheesy, which it was, but I was okay with it. I really liked it. I thought it was a nice way to wrap up the show. I just still can't get over tongs. I mean, same. You got any Muzaks? Let me see.

While you're thinking, I kind of like this one. This is Sumbuck. Song called Moss. Who's this? Sumbuck. Sounds like camp. It does. I think it is. I'm really wishing that you do too. I love you.

I'm really wishing that you do too. One drop of wine. Yep, it's a Taylor Meyers side project outside of camp called Sumbuck. Somebody wants all the money for himself. Very interesting. There's this country artist. Somebody wants all the money for himself. Very interesting. There's this country artist. I'm actually not familiar with him. Oh, I do know the Take It Slow song.

His name's Connor Smith. I have heard his song Take It Slow on the radio now that I'm looking at his discography. But he, I guess, put out a song called Creek Will Rise. But on my release radar, there's a live version of it, and I listen to my release radar every week just to, like, hear what's new, and, like, I feel like it suggests

sometimes artists I don't know about, but anyway, it was on there, and so I listened to it, and I was like, I really like this, but I really like the live version, but I also really love live versions of recorded music, so. The next thing I know, I'm a blue jay But I also really love live versions of recorded music. Cute. I'm going to start using it. Have you, you haven't watched any of the Idol yet, have you?

No, have you? No, I feel like I should. People are just really hating on it. Like it's not getting good reviews at all. Oh, really? It's not, but I do feel like I'm going to give it a shot. You should do it. Just make my own judgment, you know?

There's a lot of music out from it because, you know, the weekend's in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if I played this Arkell song, Laundry Pile. I do like the Arkells, though. We've turned the lights off, yeah. I already love the parts you don't like in yourself We don't need some fancy hotel You're home from the bar, do you need a friend?

Laundry pile sitting at the end of the bed Could have the world. But now you're looking at me. I've been scared of what you might see. You're home from the bar. Do you need a friend? I could help you. Arkell's Laundry Pile. I got one more and then we can go out on.

Okay. We got to go out on... Okay. We gotta go out on that fucking song we were making fun of earlier. The Motherfucker song? Yeah. Young the Giant and this is Dancing in the Rain. I love Young the Giant. Do you like them? You love them.

That's a no from Bramby. They're fine. They're cute, you know? And I feel all right Now I know why Everyone's dancing like they never see the rain Everyone's howling like a wild hurricane I do love your chorus.

It's so good. I do love his voice. It's so good. Young the Giant, live at Sunset Sound. Ooh, cool. Yeah. Dancing in the rain. All right.

What do you got coming up? I'm chilling, actually. Chilling? Chilling for a couple weeks. I know you're heading off to Portugal. I'm going to Portugal later today, actually. How exciting. I'm very excited. I'm jealous. I know. Have you ever been to Portugal later today, actually. How exciting. I'm very excited. I'm jealous.

I know. Have you ever been to Portugal? No. Oh. Well. Yeah, so I'm going to need you to take some good notes so that you have some recs to send. Yeah, like my entire episode next week

is going to be just like my favorite things about Portugal. Love that for us. I love that for us, too. Yeah. All right. Well, enjoy the hot-ass summer. Cheers. I'm going to go abroad,

and I'll see you guys when I get back. Actually, no. The next episode, I'm going to be there still. Yeah. Live from Portugal. Live from Portugal. All right. If you want to call in and leave your own favorite things, 858-630-1856. We'll do some fuck you very muches next week because we haven't done those in a while.

And yeah, we love you guys. Love you guys. Thanks for this great song, Rick. Yeah, it's good. Motherfucker. Because he got in the way. Don't get in the song, Rick. Yeah, it's good. Motherfucker. Because he got in the way. Don't get in the way, guys. If you get in the way, you're going to get fucked up.

Everyone knows that if a motherfucker gets fucked up, it's because he got in the fucking way. And that's just facts. You know? All right. Cute? So cute Cute So cute Motherfucker got fucked up Cause he got in the way

I gotta say though as much as I made fun of it It is catchy Very catchy They got me They got me Motherfucker got fucked up because he got in the way. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.