Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Lost my tooth to a toaster waffle

Episode Date: November 10, 2023

It’s so dark outside we’re so upset. The dogs don’t know what’s going on and we should all be in bed. Why can’t it be dark in the morning? No one cares about that. The bad news just keeps coming as we learn Brandi popped a veneer just trying to enjoy a freakin’ toaster waffle. The price of beauty! Proceeding with their regularly scheduled programming, your hosts dive into Bachelor in Paradise and Golden Bachelor (is Gerry going to have a heart attack? Can someone do a wellness check on Gerry?). Wells also shares how he stirred the pot at Chris’ wedding, and his bone to pick with jalapeños. Enjoy!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Prose — Take your FREE in-depth hair consultation and get 50% off your first subscription order today PLUS 15% off and free shipping every subscription order after that! Go to Prose.com/yft  Factor — Head to FACTORMEALS.com/yft50 and use code yft50 to get 50% off  Article — Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. To claim, visit ARTICLE.COM/YFT and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! 

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like breasts and thighs and legs and everything ready to go. And then I'll just take that carcass and I'll make a stock, just some chicken stock, you know? And here's the thing, like, yes, it's great. Like if I'm making a soup or maybe some ramen or if you're making, you know, want to make some like good like red beans and rice, chicken stock is the best thing to have in the world but i also do it mainly because it makes my house smell fucking rad just that it's worth it you know just do that i'm happy

like i don't even need the fact that i get a stock out of the deal is just you know icing on the cake stock in the pot that's kind of what i got going on right now i don't know what you guys are up to is just, you know, icing on the cake. Stock in the pot. That's kind of what I got going on right now. I don't know what you guys are up to, but let's just check on the Branzino. It's time to check on her. The Branzino is the special today.

It was like a fish, you know? Anyways, whatever. Hello. Hello,, you know? Anyways, whatever. Hello. Hello, how you doing? Good, how are you? I'm doing good. You seem quiet. Oh, I'm just chilling.

You're just chilling? Yeah. All right. Just, you know, it's been dark for an hour. I'm just... I know. Chilling. So disappointing. Truly.

Here's the thing. know chilling so disappointing truly here's the thing it's fucked up our dog's idea of dinner time yeah because boo knows like it's fucking time because like the sun is setting and now it's happening earlier and i'm like girl you gotta wait and she's just like i try to explain to her what what that is what you know, what that saves. And she doesn't understand, you know why? Because she's a dog. And you know what? I'm a human and I still don't really understand it.

Me neither. It's annoying. So dumb. I know. Nice hat. Thanks. I'm resurrecting it. It was, it's from my old days, my olden times.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. I guess I don't really need it but i do like it it's i mean i'm in like i can i can dress folly now which i like it's hard to do here in los angeles because it's just kind of always hot but we finally got that like that nice cut of cold and yeah so i can i can you know i can wear a lot of thick jeans, a lot of t-shirts with flannels or wax jackets. Oh, wax jackets. I love a wax jacket. Okay.

Didn't know that. You don't know a lot about me. And that's too bad. I beg to differ, but hey. It's too bad because I am really interesting and you don't know, you just don't know a lot about me and that's fine. Interesting.

What you got going on? A whole lot of nothing. That's okay. I'm good with that. I'm leaning into the chilling. I'm just in that slump of it's, I'm like, boo. I'm like, oh my gosh, it's been dark for a few hours.

Like I should be in bed right now mode, you know? Yeah, but it's 520 there. I know, but it's literally been dark since 330, I swear. Really? Well, it's 320 here and it's still fine. It gets dark at like four o'clock here, I think. 430? Yeah.

Let's look. I had a fun thing happen today. What happened? So remember how last week I told you I went and got veneers and they put these temps on and blah, blah, blah? The only thing they told me was don't bite into anything. And I was like, all good. Like, won't do that, you know? And I'm not really big on biting into things anyway. Okay. So today I was having a little toaster waffle and I was cutting it into pieces so i could

chew it not you know bite and pop there goes one of my veneers let me see i mean it's back on i had to drive downtown back on you just throw some super glue in that bitch and shove it back in that's what they i swear to god it was actual super glue yeah yeah of course that's exactly what it was they don't have new yeah they don't have new shit. No. No. So yeah, I drove downtown in the middle of the day, got my tooth popped back on, and I have to survive another eight days with the temps. So you can't eat for eight days? Yeah.

So they literally were like, so yeah, just maybe drink water and eat soup, and that's it. I was like, oh, good, good, good. Cool, cool, cool. Dude, the price of beauty. I tell ya. Yeah. I tell ya.

You wish you had these little guys, huh? They're not bad. This one's got a crown on it and it's, I've whitened my teeth recently. And so I just got like one orange tooth in the middle. But you know what? Well, you can just go get that one swapped out. I don't give a fuck. Here's the difference between you and me.

I don't give a fuck. All right? Ain't getting any better. Huh, fascinating. I think I get better with age, actually. Yeah, you and the Tish the Dish have some sort of weird Benjamin Button thing going on. Tish genes.

If you look at photos of me at 25, 25 30 i feel like i look better now well it must be nice because that's not happening to anybody else in the world especially me but that's okay i'll tell you one thing that annoys me about the savings thing is it makes it so i can't go play golf later in the day like i don't need that it's to go play golf early in the morning now? There's a lot of problems with daylight savings. When the days do get shorter, we should make them longer. Not when the days get longer,

we should make them longer. When the days get shorter, we should make them even more short. Right? I don't know. I don't, I truly don't know. Cause everyone has some, you know, a freaking opinion about it.

And they say that if we didn't do the daylight savings on and off thing, then kids would go to school in the dark and the sun wouldn't come up till nine at some point in the year and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And apparently there's just problems with all this. So I don't know the answer. All I know is I'm fine with the sun coming up at nine if it means it stays light until eight. I don't give a fuck what time the sun comes up.

I don't care about that. I care about when the sun goes down. Honestly, it might be nice for the sun to come up a little later. I'd see a lot more sunrises. Yeah, exactly. You know? That's a silver lining. How about we make it so every time the sun comes up, it's around 630 in the morning.

And every time the sun goes down, it's around 730 at night. Well, I think like... like sorry my fucking nose ring i think according to science that's impossible but well you know all things are possible through christ okay okay rev wells did you oh hold on. Did you know that? I do now. Of course, I grew up in the South. Of course I know that. Yeah. Come on. Did you know that all things are possible through Christ?

I sure did. Thank you for that tidbit. So, hey JC, if we can get on this, that would be great. Yeah, fix the time. Fix a lot of stuff, on this that would be great yeah fix the the time fix a lot of stuff actually

um that would be nice you know yeah stuff's happening over the Middle East let's go fix that real quick just real quick that'd be great

real quick that'd be fantastic quick fix um Ukraine maybe could you go do something over there you kind of stopped

talking about Ukraine I know JC where you at? I need some help. I need some help. So, what are the other problems that we need help with right now? There's just too many to name. The planet's warming up.

It is. Fucking beef jerky is still outrageously expensive. So is gasoline. Gasoline, too, yes. Except, we went to, I was just just in doubt or i was in austin i guess i can probably turn this off now we were in austin for chris and lauren's wedding this past weekend so we had to see what the gas price is over there and it was like two and a half dollars three dollars i paid 286 today so i understand So I understand that living in California is like basically you've joined a country club.

And you're paying a little extra for the niceties of getting to join there and getting to go there. You get beaches and mountains and deserts and, you know, whatever. And I will say, okay, fine, we'll pay a little bit extra for our gasoline. But I don't understand how it's more than double we're paying extra that doesn't make any sense to me hey jc let's fix that real quick okay um while we're talking to jc could he also just um like do away with uh animal cruelty in all of its forms like if we could just erase

that from the world that would be great hey jc gonna need some help on that all right yeah just no more animal cruelty that'd be great thanks yeah uh in his name we pray are we getting trouble for this i think for sure i don't know i really care. I mean, we asked for a few good things. I think we asked for all good things. And I think we asked for important things. Definitely in the beginning there. Well, speaking of the wedding. Yeah.

Should we start the show and then you tell us all about it? Sure, let's do it. Okay, great. Let me hear you. I have no idea. You? Yeah, I'll do it. Bros and hoes, i have no idea you yeah i'll do it bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with wells and brandy

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Ugh, I need to be emancipated. So, Sarah and I venture over to Austin. Lovely city, by the way. This is the second Austin wedding we've been to this year. Wow. First was Ryan Pinkston. Oh, yeah. So, we fly into Austin

and boy, oh, boy, is it a who's who of Bachelor Nation. It's, I got to look up the picture to like see everyone who all was there. Right. So we get there and Chris and Lauren have just like Bachelor Nation come to their house first for like the first party. And then they went to like other parties, which was a nice way of like splitting it up, you know,

for sure. New house over there, which by the way is beautiful. Oh, he lives in Austin. Yeah. They moved. Got it.

So obviously Benjamin Higgins and Jess Higgins were there. Then, uh, bachelor Bob Guinea and his wife, Jess, uh, also there. Then Sean Lowe and Catherine.

Trista, which we got to meet for the first time. A lot of people were very excited, including my wife, to meet Trista. Colton and his new husband. Oh, yeah. I saw that. Jade and Tanner. Mm-hmm. Ashley and Jared.

Ari and Lauren. Mm. Becca and Haley. Love. JoJo was solo because her husband was calling my old miss football game. Ari and Lauren. Becca and Haley. Love. JoJo is solo because her husband was calling my old Miss Football game. Oh. Ilan and Molly.

Nice. And Jason and Caitlin. I saw that. Ooh! Tayshia was there with her new boyfriend, who was nice. I mean, he was insane. Never seen so many bachelor people in one freaking room together. It's a lot. It's a lot. It was almost too much. I have a it was insane. Never seen so many Bachelor people in one freaking room together. It's a lot. It was almost too much. I have a quick question.

Yeah. What exactly was the theme? Cowboy chic. Huh. Yeah. Okay. I feel like you're about to judge me right now. No, not you. Not you, actually. I didn't understand the theme. I knew they were leaning

into like Cowboy Austin vibes, but to me, it almost seemed like everybody was dressed like cheesy, over-the-top cowboy cowgirl. Like that was the theme. Yeah. Give me some names. Throw some names out at me, and I'll tell you what I thought. I can't.

You look good. I can't. Say it, and I'll bleep it. what. I can't. If I look good. I can't. Say it and I'll bleep it. No, I can't. Was Ben cheesy? Ben's always cheesy. That's Ben. Yeah, that is his shtick.

So that's fine. You know, like that's his thing. I guess mostly the girls. Yeah. I thought Sarah looked really good. Like I thought her look. Come on. Sarah always looks good.

Sarah is the chicest person I know. Yeah, I thought her look was pretty good. I think I know who you're talking about. There was not just one. It was the overall arc. The word I was searching for is that it looked costumey. Whereas when you went to Dean and Kaylin's wedding, I thought everyone did look chic.

This one was costumey. Got it, got it, yeah. So I thought that was on the invite. We do know this. Chris, it was very much on the invite list of like, it's jeans and a jacket and cowboy hat if you want it and like, you know, cowboy boots. Like that was the guy's thing.

So I went black jeans and then cowboy boots and then a black shirt and then a bolo. Didn't do the cowboy hat this time. And then I had the belt too. So I thought that like that was the thing. And then I thought Ben's was, I thought Ben

did kind of what everyone told him to do. I think you're talking about the girls and I really I don't know. I'm not even sure if I'm looking at it so much. Anyway, just wondering what the theme was. Love it. I love the shade. So anyways, we all go to Chris's house.

It's so much fun. Eventually, we have to leave because they've got other parties to go to. So we get there, and I'm with me and Sarah and Ben and Jess and Bob Guinea and his wife Jess and we were like are we the first people here and we get there oh no Jason's the first person there and he's just been waiting for us and I'm just like oh here we go it's gonna be so much fun but also sad because you know their relationship um so then it was just like us kind of watching Caitlin and Jason the entire night. And did I get drunk at one point? And they were like talking, did I come and I, did I come up and say, Hey, is this fucking weird or

what? And they're like, yes, it is. And I was like, cool, cool, cool. Yeah. It seems like it would be. So because of this, uh, Jason has like hit up all the guys and been like i'm gonna make uh i'm gonna make reservations for all the guys we're all gonna go and have a guys night or whatever and then the girls did the exact same thing right and of course sarah's like what no i'm going with you guys i'm not what i'm not doing no i'm coming with my husband so and and uh so all the girls left all the guys left we went and had this amazing actually it's a fantastic southern restaurant uh in austin called fix shout out but then the girls they came over to our restaurant so then the awkwardness continued it was so weird and we were all like

well because we were like all putting on bets of like who's they're gonna hook up come on let's you know let's let's it's so awkward. But like there's still sexual tent. What's happening here? What's happening? We must know. I don't know what happened. I don't think actually anything did happen, unfortunately, because I was really pushing

for it. You know? Oh, hey, listen, my bartender. Yes. My therapist. Yes. Am I a little bit of pot stirrer? You know it.

Absolutely. Come on. Yeah. I would say that's number one. Yeah. Was I also trying to hook a pot stirrer? You know it. Absolutely. Come on. Yeah. I would say that's number one. Yeah. Was I also trying to hook him up with the hot waitress? Yes, I was. Oh my God.

A hundred percent. So anyways, the next day we wake up. My oldest troubles are playing against Texas A&M. We win. And then we went to the wedding. The way the wedding was set up, it was told to us that they'd already been married, and this is just a party.

We were like, yeah, cool, whatever. So we get there, and all of a sudden, they tell us to line up. They're coming in, so we're like, cool. And so they walk in, and they get up on stage, and they're like, we tricked you. We're going to get married right here in front of all you guys. So then there was a wedding that we all just sat there and watched and cried. Was Jason getting a little teary eyed looking over at Caitlin?

I cannot comment, but I think in my mind, that's probably what was happening. So anyways, that was beautiful. And then we danced and we drank, you know, Chris had asked ben and i

to give a speech and a toast which that is the most pressure to put on us because they both obviously chris is like one of the better better orators i've ever met then so is lauren like you know working for et for so long so like up there on stage they're so well spoken and funny so anyways ben and i had to go up there and give the speech and that sucks because, I mean, I was so honored to do it. Ben and I both felt very honored that we were the ones who were chosen to do that amongst like all the people that were in attendance. But then it also sucks because you can't get drunk until like, it's like your time to, you know, like go up there. And so I was like sober, sober, sober, sober, sober. And then I give my,

we give our speech and our toast and it goes well. Everyone laughs. And then, then I was like, it's game time. And then I started drinking heavily and yeah, Sarah and Jojo became like best friends. That was funny to me.

That is funny. Which makes total sense because like on the show, I think I was Jojo's like buddy. So of course she's like, this, this woman's no threat to me uh let's be best friends it was just so much fun that's all i gotta say love that for y'all yeah it was great great wedding love chris and i love lauren and i'm selfishly sad that they don't live in los angeles anymore because chris was my golf buddy and i used to play with him a lot and now not so much, but it was great. You can visit Austin.

That's true. That's true. But I have to get on the Southwest flight out of Burbank. That's what I'm on all the time. Are you? The Southwest to Nash? It's the only nonstop out of Burbank. It's almost worth it.

You know? It's almost worth it. I think it's worth it. Do you have any questions about the wedding? No. Other than kind of critiquing the women's dress? Yeah, that worth it. You know? It's almost worth it. I think it's worth it. Do you have any questions about the wedding? No. Other than kind of critiquing the women's dress? Yeah, that was it. Okay, love it.

Should we talk Bachelor in Paradise? Yes. Okay, so if you want to skip the BIP recap and a little bit of a recap about Golden Bachelor, skip ahead to around the 40, 42-minute mark. Okay, this was a jam-packed episode. It was. Golden Batchelor, skip ahead to around the 40, 42 minute mark. Okay. This was a jam-packed episode. It was.

So it kind of starts out with like a reset of like Charity telling Eliza that, you know, all the things that Charity had heard about Aaron weren't really in his character. So then I was like, so Charity, what is it? I know, that bothered me too too is Aaron shady or is it not in his character like I know what happened what are we doing here I know it bothered me like why are you telling girls like Kat to stay away from him if you really think he's a good guy yeah you know I write this thing for entertainment weekly or whatever and they and they asked me about that they was like can we still believe in love about with aaron and i was like absolutely i think aaron is a good guy i just think some of

his exes are still angry and one of his exes i think is charity yeah i don't think aaron's a bad guy i think he was just kind of bad at explaining himself definitely he does not come across as fuck boy to me no so eliza ends up believing aaron which is great but she's like we gotta sleep on it and then of course the next morning he sends her like this beautiful note and like at the breakfast and it's like jesus christ get a room you two very cute cat going right after john henry is so i love cat do you know what i'm saying like she i know you love cat because she's great tv she is like she just doesn't give two fucks the whole time i'm watching it i don't really

see all this stuff yeah i mean she had come up to the bar and be like john henry's kind of cute i'm like i agree i think everyone here's handsome um and also if you don't like tanner anymore you should probably go after but then like watching it back i'm like man this lady is a savage this lady fucking savage and she's just like all this whole thing of like he's got a tongue ring so i know he's good at going down on girls so ipso facso he's got to be good at kissing this is this is how she got there by the way i don't know if i agree that tongue ring means you're great at cunnilingus. I don't know. I've never been with a guy with a tongue ring.

I don't know if I've ever had a blowy from a girl with a tongue ring. I don't even know anybody with a tongue ring. Yeah, who's got that? Well, John Henry does, apparently. But I'll tell you what. What? Just purely from the little they show on screen, I don't think Tanner's a good kisser. That's what it seems like. There's something about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think Tanner's a good kisser. That's what it seems like.

There's something about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. So Kat going on after John Henry, Olivia obviously not pleased. We couldn't have had her go after a more triggerable girl. I know.

And for that, I'm so grateful. You're such an ass. Poor Olivia. She has been through so much shit. I know. She's talked a lot of shit, though, too. She has. But I got to say, in this whole cat scenario, nothing she has said has been false.

She's actually been right the entire time. The whole time. Yeah. It's just that she is a little abrasive in her like delivery. I know. Where you're like, okay, so if you would just chill a little bit, like I think people would be less scared about you, but whatever. But I love that Livia was like, that lady makes my eye twitch. Then she starts doing it.

I'm like, wow. She did not say lady. You know, that bitch probably is what she said. When we get to a rose ceremony, I totally forgot we were going into rose ceremony, like right off the bat, but here we are. Jesse explains that Sam has pooped, which is... Well, no one cares anymore, yeah. I know, that's old news, unfortunately.

The ship sailed. What the hell happened to the Becca girl? We'll get there. They don't ever tell you, do they? No, and I don't really know. What? That setting is a lot. And if you're not like ready for that

or you're like, this guy I'm not really into, I think a lot of people are like, peace, I'm out. It looked like she had a great time with him. I was just so confused. It was very, very confusing. And like, I remember it was like, she's coming back and then she stops. What Jesse should have done is Jesse should have made her go first.

Yeah. But he didn't do that. You know, Aaron finally tells Eliza that he's falling in love with her. And she doesn't really, she gives kind of a weird response. She does. So I don't know what that means, but that. I don't either. Usually if you're like, hey, I'm falling in love with you.

They're like, you know, I i'm falling in love with you they're like you know i'm also falling in love with you too or like she just was like thank you thank you i love words of affirmation whatever the jess mrs blake thing is confusing to me i know now they're back together yeah weren't you just both making out with different people? Yeah. But you know, sometimes it takes leaving something to know what you had. Yes. I agree. And I was saying that in the last episode that I thought that she had seller's remorse.

Does Mercedes know Jess and Tyler kissed? I don't know. Because after the road ceremony, she was so pumped about it. I know. And I'm like, but you do know that he was just macking on the date. I don't think because after the road ceremony, she was so pumped about it. I know. And I'm like, but you do know that he was just macking on the day bed over there. I don't think she does know. And how did he get away with that and not know? I have no clue.

I'm shocked. Yeah. But they're back together and everything seems okay, I guess. Well, the end of the episode looks like Katie's coming in, which if I were Jazz, I wouldn't be threatened by Katie. Why do you say that? Well, first of all, they haven't seen each other in two years or talked to each other in two years. I forget what he says there at the end.

I don't know. For somebody that – because she left Blake. Is that right? Am I correct? I think so. Okay, yeah. That was the gist I got is that she broke Blake's heart, blah, blah, blah.

So I don't know. I just wouldn't feel threatened by her. I'd be like, you were two years ago. You, you know, treated him like shit, tossed him to the curb.

Yeah. Why would he want that back? Like, I don't know. I just wouldn't feel threatened by that. I'm not sure. I agree with that. And it's also like, we know that she goes on fucking fuck boy Island.

You know, this, this is once again, I again i'm gonna say i said it last week like i don't love this whole like we're bringing in bachelorettes and then like kind of nothing happens it just kind of fuck shit up for a little bit if she's there to date great if she's not then like what are we doing here i don't know maybe that's a hot take for me i'm not sure tanner the bachelor, and he's just making out with everybody. And apparently you think that his making out style is not good enough. It doesn't look great. Even like the kiss with Rachel, I don't think she thought it was great. And then I love how they're like, hey, Wells, open up the fucking box and send Cat up to Pleasure Town hot tub.

Ew. I know. That's what happened. And send Kat up to Pleasure Town hot tub. Ew. I don't know. That's what happened. So John Henry goes to the, or so I say, John Henry, you should go up to the hot tub or whatever. Did Kat and I plan this whole thing? Yes. Was I excited about it?

Yes, I was. So John Henry goes up there, which I kind of like. I like the, like, you got to take off your rose ceremony clothes, get in a bathing suit. That's kind of fun. You don't see it a lot at rose ceremonies yeah so she finally gets that pierced tongue shoved down her throat yep what do you think i think he's a much better kisser than tanner that's what i think do you yeah yeah i also think cat needs roads yeah she's homie hopping. What cracks me up is John Henry saying, you're the one I can see myself with outside of this. To who? To Kat.

Like that was his reason when he gave her the rose. It was, you know, I just, I could see myself outside here with you. Like that was the thing. It was like, I could see this working with you, but not Olivia. Why, John Henry? I'd love to know why you think that.

Yeah. Is it the way she looks? Is it because she's so hot? Like, because I don't know if you have any other reasons. I think it's a valid reason to be like, listen, I'm more attracted to this person. You can't say that in this day and age. Which I think is fair,

because that's a very important part of like dating somebody. Here's the thing, Olivia is beautiful. What's funny is that they're both so confrontational like in their own ways that I and he seems like such a chill guy that I'm surprised

he's not like man both these chicks are kind of crazy I don't know if I can do it man. I ain't gonna He does not sound like that.

I need to go well down in a fucking bridge somewhere. Oh my god. Then there's the Kat andivia showdown it was only gonna end the way it ended you just don't didn't know who was gonna end it that way

hand in the face i'm not talking to someone who's not real or something like that and then we finally get to the rose ceremony and Becca's gone. And I think one of my favorite parts of that thing was that no one recognized that she was gone except for the host who's there 2% of the time. Yeah. Even the guy that's dating that girl was like, yeah, where is she?

Huh? That's weird. I wasn't even paying attention. Yeah. Was he not talking to her beforehand? I don't know. Seems a little weird. I'm sure he thought like, oh, maybe she's in an interview or something.

But like when you all go up there to, you know, it's like everyone line up. This is where you're going to go. Like there is some like choreography that kind of goes with all of it. Looking around because he's the one giving out roses. Right. So he must've been like, where's the girl that I'm going to give a rose to? Yeah.

But then also no one else seemed to care. Like the girls weren't like, oh yeah, what's her name again? Like, where'd she go? She's like hiding by the bathroom. Jessie's like, what's going on? What are we doing? Do you want to go home? Like, you can't.

We got to figure this out, whatever. And then she's like, okay, I'll go. And then so Jessie's like, great, here we go we go we're going back in and then they start walking and they go walking into the rose palapa and then she just peels off and then i know i'm and then it's just jesse talking in his ear i think she's gone she fucking left and that's it there is no fucking explanation zero she is god listen paradise isn't for everybody i get it true it's a high stress thing a lot of bugs a lot of bugs no ac you know it might it's just not worth it for some people i would not do it so then the other thing that was really kind of surprising was is that was really kind of surprising was,

is that was like, who's Tanner going to give his rose to? Is it going to be going to Davia? Is it going to be going to Genevieve? Genevieve? No, it goes to Rachel, who like, I didn't see that coming, really. No, I don't understand what happened between him and Davia. Like, they had a great date. He was obsessed with how pretty her eyes are.

Like, what happened, bro? Like, talk about homie hopping. Like, I feel like he just wants a taste of, like, every fucking flavor on the beach. What was weird to me is I was like, well, Brayden, you kind of fucked over Rachel. So if you just give rachel the rose then that keeps her here and then tanner you should give davia the rose or jenna v whoever the way that you guys did it was like so confusing and i don't get this this doesn't make any sense to me no i know john John Henry chooses Kat.

Did you think that that was what was going to happen? Yeah. Yeah. Because men think with their dicks and they're absolute garbage. So yeah. Yeah. And then the kind of the big weird thing is that Brayden chooses Olivia and kind of like keeps her in this awkward world for herself.

Yeah. Which I like what his intentions were. Like that was very sweet. But truthfully, the best thing for Olivia was probably to just go home and not have to like witness all of it, you know? Honestly, what should have happened was Brayden should have left

because his girl left. And him doing that would have made, so then Olivia doesn't get a rose rose then she leaves and it kind of settles out the it all kind of settles out and so it was just very weird to me it was the one time where i was like i was there and i don't really understand this and someone explained this to me i don't i don't really understand this i mean it's great it's a great thing like producorial wise of like oh Olivia and Kat, round two tomorrow. But I think at that point, like, the ship has sailed.

Like, yes, we get the, like, John Henry is like, well, I guess I gotta fucking apologize now. So he pulls her down there, and he's just like, man, I'm so sorry about what I did, and that's not part of my character. I know he doesn't even have a Southern accent,

but that's just how I see him. Literally does not have one. Not at all. Doesn't have one. But that's just how I see him. Literally does not have one. Not at all. But that's just how I see John Henry. He's just like a good old Southern boy. And he's just like, derp, derp, derp, man. I did love the fact that I got the reaction of Olivia from John Henry. And here's the thing.

Everything, in her defense, everything that she says is usually 100% right. I know. She really is. Yeah. i think you're a really good guy that girl a cat has been different every single day which actually i don't know if i agree with i think she has been cat the entire time which is like scared of bugs scared of the water scared of everything um doesn't give two flying fucks about anyone else's uh feelings and she's gonna do whatever the fuck she wants to do but i see how olivia can see it that way so then yeah i know what she means yeah and then we're all doing the thing that they did when i came down the first time to save

ashley i can eddie where everyone prayed and then it was it was just... Michael comes. Will Michael take Olivia on a date? What do you think? I think so. Who else is he going to take? Yeah, fair enough. Kylie ain't saying yes. Yeah.

I mean, maybe though. Maybe. The only other person that might would be Mercedes. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know either. So that's the episode. Yeah. Did you like it?

How many we got left? I think there's I feel like we should be wrapping up. Yeah, so that was six. I think we've got ten. Oh, wow. Yeah. So we've got, yeah, four more episodes. And then I'm sure there's gonna be an after show. I don't know. So there you go.

That's that. Are you still still are you into it what's happening here yeah i'm into i feel like it's getting drawn out a little i kind of agree like i always get to a point where like it's interesting like we're at the point in the season and this always happens where there's so many original people that are still there and then these new people come in and just immediately go home because everybody's so paired off yeah you know and i feel like i feel like this past weeks when we hit that with like genevieve coming in and uh davia and whatnot and it's like that that was the week that everything kind of changed where up until then new people came in and made connections and now it's kind of like everybody knew it's just gonna walk right out yeah um so once that starts happening then i

start thinking okay let's wrap this up for the show's sake is you need more time to like really solidify these relationships because it's kind of been like so rocky going forward that now it needs to be like let these people actually fucking like each other and date each other um i do know that there is a lot more drama actually oh good good good good especially in the next episode well i'm excited for the cute race car driver to come down for yeah yeah i know you keep talking about it yeah i forgot about that yeah and obviously you see you see Katie's coming in, and that should be fun. So yeah. Real quick, have you been watching Golden Bachelor?

Yes. I'm caught up with what's on TV. Yeah, okay. Me too. So it's down to three. Yeah. It's the kind of young woman, the radio DJ. Is she young?

She's the youngest. She's like 60. Let me look up the names. So there's the girl that's a good dancer. Yeah. There's the one that rides horses. She's my fave. Imagine that. And there's

Teresa. She's the one whose name I know. Yeah. Teresa's the one that's always in the drama for no reason. You have Faith, you have Teresa, and you've got Leslie. And he tells- Leslie. Leslie's the dancer. Yeah. So he tells Leslie and he tells Faith that he's in love with them. He doesn't tell that- I'm shocked that he's- He doesn't tell that to Teresa.

So close. I know. I'm shocked that he has such a connection with Leslie. To me, that comes out of left field. haven't really oh that's why he's gonna win you do i do the whole that's so funny my mom my mom thinks it's gonna be faith i think it's gonna be leslie but here's the thing i love faith she's my favorite i'm so i'm not saying who my favorite is i'm saying who i think he's gonna choose that shocks me i thought of the three of them they they had the least deep of a connection. I think she's the youngest. I don't know. Hey, come on.

I don't know. I'm so excited to watch this episode that came out last night because I'm pretty sure that he's going to have a heart attack. This man is not going to be able to handle this. He's crying left, right, and center. He's telling multiple people that he's in love with them. Like is there a fantasy suite? Is he going to fucking pound a couple of these chicks? Like what happens next?

You're thinking that too. I'm just the one that's verbalizing it. I was not thinking about the fantasy suites or pound town. But you know that's like a thing. Like that's got to be a thing. Yeah, but I didn't even think about it. Yeah. a thing like that's got to be a thing no yeah but i didn't even think about it yeah anywho i am very excited about that show's great like it is it's gonna be really hard to be able to live up to this if they keep doing this yeah i don't know maybe not actually are they gonna

do a golden bachelorette after this? I don't know. I really don't. They have to. It would make sense. It would make sense. I mean, you can't give the men this and not the women. Yeah.

I agree. They did six seasons of The Bachelor before they did The Bachelorette. I know. You know? Sexist. Yep. It's the world we live in, lady.

You got some favorite things, bro, or what? Bro. Tell me about it. I loved it so much, but I'm so upset. Have you seen All the Light We Cannot See on Netflix? I started it last night. It's so good. I know.

It's great. What's wrong? I don't understand. But you said you're so upset. What are you so upset? Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm so upset because why are there only four episodes? Oh, I don't know.

I only watched one episode. Four. It's not, I wouldn't, first of all, I would have slowed myself down if I knew there were only four. Would you watch all of them? I would have like, yes. And I had no idea I was watching the last episode until it was over. And I'm freaking devastated.

I was obsessed with it. I loved it over and I'm freaking devastated I was obsessed with it I loved it so much and I have so many questions okay so wait did you read the book or no I didn't I wish I had to but I it was like that was like water for elephants where I was like I don't that looks like a book I wouldn't like and then I watched the movie and I was like I like that book I always wanted to read the book but whenever I that, I never liked the series as much or the movie. So I was like, I'm gonna wait and watch the series when it comes out, then read the book. So I did not know the story.

So at the end, like I get the story's over, but also like, I just have so many questions and I'm not gonna say what they are because I don't wanna ruin it for you. But I don't know, I'm just upset. Like four episodes is not enough. You guys could have drawn the story out, okay? Like I get that the book ends where it ends and like that's on the author but could we have at least drawn this out to six episodes like it was so good so it ends

with like the end of the book it's not like an end of like the season i guess yeah well bombed there was one thing i did not like about the series that is probably a very, very, very hot take. Okay. What is that? I'm not crazy about Mark Ruffalo being cast for that role. I 100% agree with that. And I love Mark Ruffalo. He's one of my favorite actors of all time. Yeah. Don't love him in this. Yeah. him playing like a french scholar and he's like it's a stretch yeah it's like yes little one and you're like what the fuck did you say i didn't like that yeah it's like a little geez yeah it's 100 and that was like the one thing i said and but i've only watched the first episode so oh it's so good.

I don't understand. Your complaint is that it's just too short? Yeah. I mean, it just is what it is. Four episodes is not a series. It's not enough. I know, but it probably could have been a movie, but then it would have been like...

I need you to finish it so I can tell you why I feel like it could have gone longer. Okay. It's not that they leave you on a cliffhanger, but they do. Okay. I believe it that they leave you on a cliffhanger, but they do. Okay. I believe it. I don't want to ruin it.

Watch it and we'll discuss next week. Okay. Well, anyways, I watched the first episode and I loved it. It's so good. The boy that plays the orphan, the German soldier,

I'm obsessed. Yeah. I'm completely caught up on the show Upload. I love this show. It's so good. I've talked about it almost every week for the past couple weeks, but it's on the third season. Robbie Amell's in it. It's so good. I'm so excited to find out what happens. There's only two episodes left. But anyways, Upload. A man who's able to choose his own afterlife after his untimely death death by having his consciousness uploaded into a virtual world as he gets used to his new life and befriends his

angel a real world handler questions about his death arise upload it's so good you just need to go watch it it's on prime it fantastic. And it's very funny. Is this season one? No, we're on the third season. That's what I thought. Yeah. I've got a bonapick. And it's with jalapenos.

Hey, jalapenos. Can you decide if you're hot or you're not? All right? Sometimes I'll buy a jalapeno. Not hot at all. Just tastes like a fucking bell pepper. And then other times I'll have to buy a jalapeno. And it's like my tongue has touched the surface of the sun it's there is no rhyme or reason

but jalapenos get it together come together and figure out what you want to be do you want to be spicy or do you not want to be spicy or is it like you just have have like a vendetta against like this jalapeno fucking hates this person. What did that person do to you? All right. That person abandoned you as a child. Now you're coming back to burn them or to not burn them. Let's figure it out, jalapenos.

Let's do better. Okay. Thanks. I don't eat those. You don't eat jalapenos? No, I don't like them. Oh, you're a dork. I'm very excited because the second book, the series of the fourth wing, Iron Flame, is now officially out.

The first year is when some of us lose our lives. The second year is when the rest of us lose our humanity. Iron Flame. When the rest of us lose our humanity, iron flame. So do you remember I was reading this book and it was like, I was like, it's like game of Thrones,

but Harry Potter, like all day, they go to school, like learn how to ride dragons and shit. And then I was like, whatever. I'm a dork. Like this is why a,

and then they start fucking. And I was like, this is not, this is not why a no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, they're using the words like, this is not YA. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is straight up like they're using the words like ****. And yeah, I'll bleep this. But it's like he shoved his **** deep inside my ****.

And you're like, oh my God. Ew. Go ride the dragons. He thrust his bulging hard member into my punani. Anyways. The Iron Flame. I haven't started it. I'm just letting you know that I am very excited.

And then there is one show that I haven't started but I'm going to so I'll have an update for you next week is Bodies bodies it's on netflix four detectives in four different time periods of london find themselves investigating the same murder bodies on netflix so from what i can understand, they find dead body. It's very similar. And then one's in like, I don't know, like 1890 and then one's in like 1985 and then one's in 2025 and then one's in

like 2055 and they're unsolved, but like, they all have like very similar, like things that had happened to them. Um, like they were murdered in the same way. And so it's almost like it's a serial killer, but it's a serial killer. It's like a time machine almost. So that's called Bodies and I'm very excited about it. By the way, have you noticed on Spotify that there is now an AI DJ? No.

Yeah, and- I'm telling you, AI is taking all of our jobs. No kidding, that's why we're striking. But I have this DJ and he's like, he sounds cool. And he's like, hey man, so this is what we're going to do. We're going to go back to all kinds of stuff that you were digging in on this in the summer of 2019. Let's go. And then there's like a playlist of the stuff that I was listening to back then.

And you know what's fucking terrible about it? It's good. And I'm like, ah, you know me. I will say he's mispronounced a couple of the band names. I don't have this. You don't? No. It's called just type in DJ.

I don't want it. Yeah. All right. So everyone out there, we've been working out our YouTube posting schedule. And while we're releasing like the audio episodes on Friday, the extended version for YouTube will be released the following Tuesday, right? That makes sense. And if you haven't already,

be sure to subscribe to the Your Favorite Thing podcast on YouTube so you don't miss an episode. Yeah, do it. Go watch us. Watch us on the YouTubes. Yeah. Who doesn't want extended video episodes of YFT? Look at this face. Don't you want to look at it? Not just hear the sultry sounds of my vocal cords?

Yeah. We'll just say more shit that'll get us in trouble. It's great. Yeah. Going back to that show, Upload, they've got like really good music that like ends every episode. So I thought, so I shazammed one of them. Do you know who OC Elliot is? Yeah. This song, Got You Honey, was like closing it out and it was so good. And I was like, all right, let's just go out on that. Cute. Love it.

You good with that? Yeah. What do you got coming up? What do I have coming up? When does this come out? Friday? Yeah. I am DJing at the one hotel in Nashville this weekend at Harriet's Rooftop.

They're calling it a day hang. Oh. A lot of people in my DM saying missed opportunity because it's a darty. A darty, dude. You know? That you can turn into a narty. Missed op. Day hang, but I play at six. Wouldn't call that day, but cool. So if you're in Nashville,

come by. Love that. Next weekend, I'll be in LA. Got it. Okay. I don't know about you and I'm going to be honest with you. Next weekend, I'll be in L.A. Got it. Okay. Yeah. I don't know about you going on. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm hoping I'm chilling.

I've got another wedding next weekend. Jeez. I know. It never ends, dude. It never ends. But I'm just happy to be home and, like, kind of be healthy again, you know? Yeah. So.

All right, YFTers, we love you. Love you guys. We're almost done with this Bachelor stuff, I promise you. Yeah. But then there'll be like another season where we'll fucking get stuck again, you know? Never ends. Never ends. Go write some Fuck You Very Much, by the way,

when I was like, what does FMVU stand for? Was that like something voicemails? Obviously that means fuck you very much and I'm stupid. So am I because I didn't catch it either. Yeah, we are the dumbest. Anyways, if you want to write some fuck you very muches, go to the Apple store and review. Give us five stars and we'll probably read some fuck you very muches later.

All right. Cool. We love you guys. Love y'all. Later. Bye. Glad to be, glad to have you. You have me, honey.