Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Maybe he went to online Harvard

Episode Date: November 18, 2020

This week’s episode is brought to you from another one of Brandi’s Instagram glamping adventures. As she records this tucked away in her Dean-style van, Wells airs his grievances about too-stuffed salad containers and the edit job that left him in 0.43 seconds of this week’s episode of The Bachelorette. We learn that dogs, they’re just like us, and it takes serious effort to get a good shot for the gram. Oh also, Wells has a Pizza Hut Instagram ad coming up so watch out for that beauty. And of course, your hosts have a jam-packed list of fav things for y’all, including songs inspired by other songs and books inspired by incels. Until next week!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: BIG SKY – Check out Big Sky Tuesdays on ABC SHIPSTATION – Go to ShipStation.com to try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code YFT KIWICO – Go to kiwico.com to get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line with code YFT ROTHYS – Go to Rothys.com/YFT to check out all the amazing shoes and bags available right now ALL THINGS VANDERPUMP – Find Lisa and All Things Vanderpump wherever you listen to podcasts!

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Uh oh. Technology hates me. What's happening over there? It's kind of a long story, but I'm not on my computer. So I had to like somehow get into my Skype, which it sent me like 18,000 security codes to my phone to get into my own Skype account. And it's like, you know what? What's the worst thing that would happen if someone did hack into my Skype? Like, big whoop, you're going to pretend to be me on Skype.

Literally, the only person I talk to is you. I mean, that's a cool thing. Someone could talk to me. I mean, you haven't Skyped your sister? No, you're my literal only Skype contact. That's a cool one to have, I must say. Uh-huh. All right, guys.

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a pig in shit right now he's loving it and you're a little bit like okay we did it a pig in shit what kind of phrase is that you never heard that happy as a pig yeah i have but i'd just like to inform everyone that pigs are heavily misunderstood they're actually very clean animals i have to take it from me so we're not camping you know that right you're the queen of the glamp dude well not well we're even we're a step up from a glam you got like a like a dean van going on here okay we do have a dean van, but see, this is my play. And I did the same very similar thing in Iceland. We got an RV, but it's like a tiny RV.

It's nothing crazy. It's a really small, like short, easy to drive RV, but it's got a fridge and a little stove and a sink and a bed in the back for the dogs. And it's super comfy. And when you're in it all day, it's like when you go to national parks, like you're in the car all day, you know know i don't know how many national parks you've

visited wells but it's like you get up at sun before the sun comes up and then you're just go go go and then when the sun comes down you come home but you're out all day so having the rv is clutch because you've got the sink water for the dogs wash your hands very important with covid um and then you've got the stove which is perfect for like making coffee, making Easy Mac, like anything you need like hot water for. You've got the stove and the fridge so that you can keep like food for the day. It's like day camping. But then you come back to your nice Airbnb to sleep and shower.

It's great. Got it. So you've got a bunch of Airbnbs like strewn across the country, but you're also kind of living out of the van. I mean, not all the way across Utah, Denver, colorado and utah but yes it's pretty far i mean that's a good swatch of our great american landscape i love the rv life as long as i don't have to actually sleep in the rv i could probably do it for one night maybe two but where i really get caught up is the whole like showering situation yeah yeah yeah and shitting yeah and shit exactly yeah well that's cool man i uh i've been to arches national park and uh it's moab right

i've been there once i've mentioned that there was a time in my life in which i like traveled around and followed fish and uh the string cheese incident and widespread panic. And so I've definitely traveled around in the summers, just all around and I camped a lot and I was real crunchy, real crunchy. I was, I was, I was, I was crunchy. I was, uh, I was a trustafarian for sure. When I arrived to Arches, it was nighttime, right? I drove up the trailer or whatever and found a campsite it was cloudy and and really really dark so i just set up my tent i think i just went straight to bed maybe smoked a bowl or whatever you know turned on some like some fish rift i don't know and then uh i woke up in the morning and i had unbeknownst to me had put my campsite under one of the arches.

So I think I woke up. I fucking roasted a bull, bro, like in the tent. I opened up the tent. I walked outside and I looked up and I was like, oh, my God, look at this beautiful arch that's over me. I'm losing my mind, bro. And I was like, this is my favorite fucking thing and then the weed kicked in and the paranoia and it was like what if that arch had fallen on me in the middle of the night i would have died man and no one would have known my love for all things fish and trey anastasio

oh my god i thought you were gonna say that you woke up to like 50 people taking photos of the arch with your dead underneath. No, no, no. I wish. Oh, Lord. I had a similar thing that happened to us. We went to, is it Estes National Park in Colorado? Yeah. Same thing.

We got there late. We set up camp. We went to bed. We woke up. When we woke up, there was a herd of elk just outside of our tent. And we were like, are we in danger? Or do we need to get a sled? And will they help us deliver presents?

Let's get away. What do we do now? Is there a jolly fat man that we need to get? I realize that elk and reindeer are different. But at the time, again, smoked a lot of pot. I just assumed that they could fly. So tell me what your favorite thing about your little sojourn is. Well, my favorite thing we've done so far, so we've done, this is the end of our second full day in Moab.

And so, so far, my favorite thing we've gotten to do is we brought, so I brought Astra and my friend Kirsten is on the trip and she brought her dog Moose. Great name by the way. As long as you don't go inside the park, you can take dogs on hikes. So we took the dogs to fittingly a hike called the Corona Arch Hike. Okay. And it was awesome because the dogs loved it and they got to like climb. It was awesome because the dogs loved it and they got to like climb. It was really cool. Like once you got, I don't know, like 10 minutes down into the hike, all of a sudden you're like at these rock faces and they have like cables built into the rock for people to like hold on to to climb up. But the dogs just have to scramble.

And Astra loved it. She is a rock climbing machine. She was living her best life. And it was super fun just to like watch her have so much fun and love it. That's awesome. Yeah. She's a very Instagrammable dog I must say. That's easy for you to say because you're not the one behind the camera. If you only knew

I'm gonna have Rai take a video of me trying to take a photo of Astra it's a whole lot of Astra you're a horrible dog. Yeah. Sit down. You're not listening. Sit down. And then she'll sit and then she'll just look like a derp and I'm like can you just look a slightly photogenic please like astra astra and she's just constantly looking in the direction it's actually so much work to take a photo of that dog so i've got a pizza hut instagram

ad campaign coming out which oh fancy i mean i like pizza hut i like pizza and whatever so you know whenever i can use the dogs for that yeah i do and so it's so funny because carl again same thing with ash like very instagrammable like very funny uh looking like very pretty dog but he doesn't suffer fools when it comes to fucking photo shoots like he hates it but then but then sarah's dog boo who i feel bad because it's not my dog to be like hey i'm gonna use him i'm gonna totally just like use your dog for like thirst trap likes right now but boo is like the most like look at me take a picture of me i'm so so beautiful. And like loves it. And so, yeah, you'll see that Carl got sent to the bench and booze now in the driver's seat of the Insta posts.

Oh, wow. Can't wait to see it. Well, it's for like a weighted blanket. And so my thought was I wanted to have like the weighted blanket like over my head and over the dog's head. Great creative concept. Right? Cute. blanket like over my head and over the dog's head great creative concept right cute and carl was like i don't understand why this blanket's so heavy i don't like this girl like growling i was like i don't like this and then boo was like oh hey hi hi hey hi i'll do anything for attention let me see so it's just boo like licking my face with like the thing over. It's like the cutest freaking picture in the world.

So, you know, there are Instagram dogs and there aren't. That's just the world in which we live. Astra is really not the best. But when you do, like for every 3,000 photos of her you take, you do get one really great one. Yeah. That's the one that gets all the likes. And that's the one, yeah. Cool.

So how long are you gone until you're back in Tennessee? I will be back in Tennessee on Friday. Got it. And is Rye just loving this? I feel like this is what Rye came over here for. Oh, yeah. First of all, he's obsessed with panos. He's always like, can you take a quick pano of me?

So it's a panoramic photo that he's in. Yeah, and I'm pano of me so it's a panoramic photo that he's in yeah and i'm like right no one does panoramic photos like you where do you put that yeah they can fit on instagram like what are you gonna do with it he wants one everywhere we go it's insane and he knows i hate taking them they're so hard and he ever the arrow you're going too high come back down no you're not you're not. You're too far down. Come back up. The fucking arrow. I like it.

Everywhere. Every lookout we stop at. Can you take a quick pano of me? And I'm like, ah, with the panos. But he loves it because everyone back home is so jealous because like I think over there or like in other countries, I think the idea of like the U.S national parks is like yeah like a bucket list kind of thing and so everyone's super jealous that we're here not to get political but the u.s parks were part of the new deal which was socialism so great gonna cut that but like it's a it's a big part of like what makes america great and it's

very funny because it's a very socialist program, but whatever. Here's my idea for you. Take a bunch of those panos and then stack them one on top of the other of like different places. And then you can make it into a big square or like a big rectangle. And then print that as a big photo of like the five places that he like loved taking a pano at. That might look cool that's a great idea why do you i don't understand like i gave you a good idea and like you are like resentful of it because now i have to keep taking pano

fucking arrow man i i just like that he calls them panos and not, what are they really called? Pan. Panoramic. Panoramic. Panoramic. That's right.

Yeah, panoramic, panorama. Panorama? I don't know. Oh, Lord. Okay. Well, should we start the show? We definitely should. Yeah, we are a couple minutes in.

You or me? You? I don't know. Bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing whoa okay let's try this again whoa because i slowed it down i got confused yeah bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast whip wells and brandy take a pano of me. Just a quick pano.

Just a quick pano? He acts like it takes one second. It takes a full 30. In his defense, though, I know that you make him probably take a million pictures of you and like, what's one pano? Oh, a million. Yeah.

I know. But he waits until we've taken the million and then I'm so over it. And then he's like, put up one quick pen of me and i'm like not the pen i kind of like that that's his thing actually oh it's kind of endearing that he's like a big pano guy i remember when that came out people were like fuck yes dude like now you can really the representation of the landscape of which I am looking at right now can be properly seen. For like five minutes, people were pumped about it.

And then no one gave a shit about panos except for one guy in South Africa who was like, yes, finally. Pano. Oh, Lord. Oh, man, I love that. All right, Brandi, the holiday season is freaking here, which is depressing because I feel like this year just flew by. But anyways, holiday shoppers are buying more stuff online than ever before. It's not like we think that's going to happen. No, it's a fact.

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This is going to be one for the books, kids. Very interesting. Should we just get Batch out of the way? Yeah, let's get Batch out of the way. Wells, I got to tell you. Yeah. You really weren't in it much. Dude, I agree with that sentence.

But, like, that's also how it is for Paradise. I'm in for, like, I get, like, four punch punchlines and that's your boy. I liked the part where you said, he's riding him like a fantasy suite. Or what was the line? Yeah, I think that's what I said. I like the only thing more embarrassing than actually doing this is having a mustache like that. I like that. I think that's the new role.

Like, you know, Fred Willard used to do that job in RIP. And Sarah and I were talking about it and she's like, yeah, that's the new role. Like, you know, Fred Willard used to do that job in RIP. And Sarah and I were talking about it. And she's like, yeah, that's about that's about what Fred got. You know, he got like four good jokes in and then that's it. And so like, yes, I guess I wish I was in it more. But then there's also part of me that's like, that's not really what the shtick is like, like the Ashley and Jared thing. Like they obviously were in it a lot. I don't know. You know, they were just kind of explaining the rules and like reading the questions. Like, you know, I don't know. If I was presented with like, you could do both. I don't know if I would still, I would still do what I got to do over what they did, I guess, you know? Yeah, yeah, totally.

I get that. Also, I like that that's my role. Quick hits, you know? Yeah. But the funny guy. Yeah. The funny guy. just a good bit like i will say though they cut so much good stuff out really because tell us some zingers that got cut

obviously it was very homoerotic you know like it was a bunch of like very good looking guys it was jello wrestling from like old school you know like that's what was happening they definitely cut you're my boy blue i i did a lot of you're my boy blue bits i remember at one point i was like chris when was the last time you got oiled up and uh wrestled another man he was and chris was like last night in your room oh yeah there was a chris and i were doing a lot of that you know and was like when was the last time you took a mustache ride, you know? And it was like, well, Dean's no, you know, it was like we made a Dean joke.

Like there was so much good stuff. Chris and I ripped on like the jumping of the fence thing for very long. And of course they cut it. That guy jumping the fence was a big part of that episode, which I feel like they definitely kind of just glossed over, you know? Yeah. But at the end of the day, it was fun. It was funny to be a part of all that.

And what you didn't get to see was there was a part where Tayshia came over and she was like, what do you think? And I was like, I don't know. Who are these guys? And she was like, one guy's a doctor. One guy went to Harvard. And like now knowing who they are i was like go for the doctor or the guy from harvard you know and now i'm like i don't know if bennett went to harvard

or if he i don't think he did like you know how you can get a degree now from harvard if you like do like the online classes you know like i'm thinking that maybe he university of phoenix this whole thing i don't know if you're allowed to get into harvard if you don't know how to spell limousine seriously but we love bennett we love him i just think he's i just don't think you went to harvard anymore dude he got every question wrong you can't edit that like that's not an edit no that's just you being wrong and I love that that was my favorite part of that whole thing staying on the Bennett train yeah what did you think about his move with the whole breakfast in bed thing yeah I think that was good I could see how it annoyed the guys i mean my favorite thing of that date was was it ed that had the baby yeah and he just wouldn't he had

to hold the baby the entire time some producer was like you can't fucking drive the baby bro he was like come on man come on man my eyebrows are too far apart i can't fucking drive the baby, bro. He was like, come on, man. Come on, man. My eyebrows are too far apart. I can't hold this baby anymore. He took it way too seriously, the baby thing. I know. And then like Bennett wearing the robe the entire time. I kind of loved it, you know?

Here's the thing that like I think that those guys think about him is he's like Jordan. He's like a character. Right. He's a caricature of someone who went to harvard so i don't think those guys or went to like harvard online or like if there's like a harvard albuquerque you know like there might be one that i don't we don't know about you know yeah i went to old miss which is in Oxford. And a lot of people would say I studied at Oxford, which is like England's like, it's like their Ivy League. But no, it's in Mississippi, bro.

Like anyone is allowed in. I promise. I got in there. But I do think those guys are like, yeah, whatever. Like there's no way that this guy is going to win. It's Bennett, you know? Yeah. He's destined for paradise.

Totally. There's always one or two that come in just destined for paradise. They've already stamped his passport. He's going straight to Puerto Vallarta. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. I love it. But also drink every time they say grown ass man.

Oh, no. Didn't love it. Real quick. Let's get into the Ed. Chasen. Chasen. Chasen is the most Chasen looking Chasen I've ever Chasen'd in my entire Chasen life. Okay.

And yes, of course, that guy is ripe for paradise. All right. God. Ed said, I've heard Chas Jason use the same words to describe you as he described Claire. Yeah. Dude, your vocabulary is only so vast as it possibly can be. I mean, like saying like, you're beautiful. You're amazing. You know, like those are things that you say to every woman, you know, like that's, that's, that's a weak thing. The whole thing of, I've used the same adjectives. So I'm'm gonna come up with a new adjective then he's like smoke show and then bennett's like that's a noun which is funny it's

like it's like first of all bennett bro you can't spell limousine so let's not take the fucking intellectual high horse here there pal i thought women want to be called smoke shows no it's one of those things that like they do but they also like it's like not kosher right now to objectify women. So it's like you can't, but they also like kind of love it. Here's how I see it. Calling someone a smoke show is the same thing as calling someone like drop dead gorgeous or a supermodel. That's how I perceive that. I just think they're just like looking for things to be mad at Bennett about because Bennett is a very good looking guy.

I think it just like sounds like a very like bro thing to say. They're all bros. She's a smoke show bro. Like instead of being like, I don't know. Yeah. Saying something classier. I think that's kind of like the idea behind the smoke show noun slash adjective. Something classy like grown ass man.

Yeah, like that. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same stupid thing, but I'll give it to you. Okay, so that date happened, whatever, kind of a silly date. I will say that I like Jared's hair. That was straight up COVID hair, which I was definitely rocking too. You could tell we were deep into COVID, too scared to get haircuts at this point. We were locked down effectively.

I got Kramer hair for days. Ed talks all this shit, says he's not going to back down, yada, yada, yada. This is what annoys me about that shoot. I didn't know, like they didn't tell me any of this stuff because they just want like natural reactions to things. But if I had known that Ed was talking mad shit about my boy Raisin, Dazin, Blazer, Tracer, whatever, I would have been like, you are not allowed to bitch out right here. You don't get to talk all this shit and then bitch out about all my shoulders or her.

By the way, I don't know if you noticed. That was nuts. I don't know if you noticed that was nuts i don't know if you noticed it but they showed him doing shrugs and like shoulder exercises at some point okay do you have bad shoulders or are you kind of a bitch kind of a complete wimp nothing would have served him better than to get his ass kicked by chasen because then it would have validated the whole thing right that chasen's aggressive and the bad guy or whatever that didn't make any sense to me no he's just a wuss kind of a wuss i like the korean guy who was like i love him i love him too he's doing that like trash talking thing and he was like i played volleyball i'm not gonna talk

shit so uh like i like that he just owns that because that's what i would have done i'd be like ah i don't want to do this i don't want to fight no i really like him a lot he seems super down to earth yeah i'm a big fan what about ben whose name i didn't know until this episode who's ben ben is the dummy that in the group date he was like yeah i'm gonna wait and talk to her last oh yeah i get her for the longest and then she comes out and she's giving away the rose and he's like oh can i talk to you for a sec and she's like the night's over bro yeah yeah yeah most awkward like thing in the whole world he's just he's so defeated he's just like okay yeah that was a bad play and now you know that's not how things work everyone's gotta be like fighting to get in there that's someone that

who was like a real cocky dude it'll be fun i'm gonna jump in later and then it totally backfired on him and then the shaving of the mustache oh boy they made this way too big of a deal they did it was also like i like it but let's just see what it's like without it. You know, like, oh, it's cute, but also you're a fucking idiot. And it's disgusting. Yeah. It's funny. Cause Rye was kind of watching the episode.

He wasn't, he was reading while I watched the episode and he was listening to the whole mustache conversation. And he was cracking me up. Cause he was like offended for the guy that she was basically like, that's disgusting. Shave it off right now. like he didn't even put up a fight no he put up more of a fight with a raisin in the ring than he did but he looks way better without it for sure that guy's also destined for paradise he was like all right well what's uh in the dean ungler playbook grow mustache all right check what's up next you know he does have a very dean vibe wearing tight jeans that were rolled up in that wrestling

match i was like this is the most dean thing i've ever seen truth of the matter is dean's very much a pacifist i don't know if he would have wrestled i think he would have he would just would have been real goofy about it hard to hurt dean That's like reprimanding a puppy. You feel bad because they're so nice. By the way, I hung out with Dean a bunch, like twice this week. Played golf, kicked his ass. That's cool. Kicked his ass twice.

Oh, wow. Yeah, I've actually won like 90 bucks off Dean recently, and I feel kind of bad about it, but. He lives in a van? Lives in a van down by the river. He's doing just fine. Jumping out of airplanes, doing crazy dean shit is there anything else with that yeah other than you ripping on me for not really for being cut out of the episode as per use yeah i was bummed for you i knew that was coming i felt like brendan

had a moment i don't know who that is yes you i'm so sick of you saying you don't know who anyone is is he the guy with the beard, the Abe Lincoln beard? Does he have an Abe Lincoln beard? He was the one who got the one-on-one last week that she's really into. He's also divorced. Oh, yeah. He's from, like, New Jersey. He's a construction guy or something.

I like Brendan. Yeah. Yeah. We've got similar hairstyles. Totally. The curly thing. Yeah. Okay.

So who do you think at this point do you think she's like really into i think she wants to bone down with raisin chasen crazen you do yeah i think i think he's like the good looking one i mean sure but for some reason i actually feel like she's not that into him surprisingly i didn't say that she was into him i said that she wants to like this is we're playing fuck marry kill now and i think she wants to fuck brazen chasen raisin okay i think that she wants to probably kill ed i think that ed's just is just annoying to everybody like the guys love him because he's like stirring up shit that that they don't have to deal with, you know? But I think he's annoying. And I think she wants to marry... I think she's into that guy that you're... Brendan? Yeah.

That guy... Is it Zach? Yeah, she does like Zach. He's the older guy. He's the old guy. He's like your age, Wells. Yeah, that's exactly... He was like, yeah, I'm the older statesman. And I was like, motherfucker, you're my age, alright? Pump the brakes. Yeah, I think she likes him. I think Spencer

for sure. She's in too. Sarah calls Spencer like the prince from Little Mermaid. I can see it. Alright, you do fuck Mary Kill. I was just really going more for like who I thought she was vibing. I thought she was vibing Ben until he pulled that dumbass move.

Yeah, I think he's in for the long haul. I do. Is my boy Jay gonna get a shot? I don't even know who that is. It's not my fault. I'm watching every episode. It's Claire fucking ruined it for all of us. We didn't learn anyone's name. Oh my gosh.

Is Jay the guy with the Abraham Lincoln beard? I don't know who's got the Abraham Lincoln beard. The guy from Canada. Oh, my gosh. Is Jay the guy with the Abraham Lincoln beard? I don't know who's got the Abraham Lincoln beard. The guy from Canada. Oh, Blake. Is he even there anymore? I don't even know who's on this show. I was wondering.

Who's on this show? I don't know. Okay, Blake was super MIA this episode. And honestly, Spencer didn't get much airtime either. Yeah, Spencer had a big episode last episode. He did. He did. I feel like she's into a lot of them, which I guess makes much airtime either. Yeah, Spencer had a big episode last episode. He did. He did. I feel like she's into a lot of them, which I guess makes for a great season.

Yeah. Good bachelorette. All right. We done with this or do you want to keep going? What are we doing here? We done with it. All right. Good.

Hey, Brandi. What's up? You ever been to Montana? Sure have. You know, I'm trying to move there. They call it Big Sky Country. Fresh air, wide open spaces, and a million ways to disappear without a trace whoa that just took a turn guys get ready for your next tv obsession big sky coming to abc

it's from david e kelly the creator of big little lies so you know it's going to be so good yeah man with two sisters go missing on a road trip across Montana, nobody can figure out where they are or what happened to them. So private detectives Cody and Cassie team up with Cody's ex-wife Jenny, track them down, and end up cracking open an even deeper mystery. One that's as big as the Montana skies above. This is one of those shows where you just think you've got it all figured out and the twists and turns keep on coming. It's also got a great cast. We've got Ryan Phillippe back on the screen

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Can we take a breath? Can we take a second and stop packing salads way too fucking much? Do you know what I'm talking about here? No. Go into a store or whatever and you get yourself a prepackaged salad, right? It's in the little Tupperware thing and that motherfucker is filled to the brim. You got so much lettuce, all the thicks and everything. And then you put the dressing on, and then you put the lid back on,

and you try to shake it up a little bit. Dressing doesn't go anywhere. Guess why? Because there's 17 pounds of fucking lettuce in there. How am I supposed to get an appropriate amount of dressing on all the leaves if you've packed that thing to the brim? And I appreciate what you're trying to say. You're trying to say, you know what, consumer? We love you so much that we're going to give you as much lettuce as humanly possible.

But guess what? You fucked my salad up. I need you to give me three-fourths full of salad so I have enough room to shake it up and mix it all up in a perfect way. All right? And I know I'm not wrong here. You know what I'm talking about. We've all been there. I do know what you're talking about. That's it. That's all I got on that. Wow. That was quite the rant. Just if you're eating it in the car or something, and then there's so much, it's just falling everywhere. And then you're trying to do the thing where you're dipping. It's not humanly possible to get enough dressing everywhere.

Then you're making a stabbing motion into the salad. Then you're trying to dip a little bit into the little ramekin of dressing. And then you're like, this is way too much dressing. It's the terrible dispersion of dressing. Fucking get it together, guys. It's not that hard. It's not that hard. Well, feel better?

A little bit, but I can never get back that sound. You watch any fave things, bro? Bro, guess what's back? The HBO show, The Undoing. They have a new episode every Sunday, which I haven't watched this week, so don't ruin it for me. I haven't either.

Okay. Yeah, you're good. Grey's Anatomy is back. Give me a ding, ding, ding, ding. I thought that's ever present. It's always running. It's like. No.

I thought it's like, I don't know, Mario Lopez at the hotels. It's just always going. No? I have a complaint to file. Oh, no. McDreamy's back. I saw that. He's back for like a hot sec.

Listen here. Station 19. Yeah. It's probably a great show. sec. Listen here. Station 19. Yeah. It's probably a great show. Yeah. Honestly, I'm sure it is, but you know what?

I don't watch station 19 and I get it that graze is on season like 50,000 and it's coming to an end and they need the graze fans to watch station 19 because it's only on season four and they need that show to go on as long as gray so they can make their money, money, money. But you know what? I don't watch station 19. So when you guys are premiering Grey's Anatomy, I don't want to have to watch the first episode

of Station 19 to understand what's going on in Grey's Anatomy because I don't watch Station 19. And that's what they make you do. They say, season premiere. Oh, and it's a three-hour episode. But the first hour is Station 19's episode. And then I had to sit there and watch Station 19. And then I was too tired to finish watching Grey's.

Yep. Yep. How are you going to get enough dressing on all the lettuce? You know, the analogy here is they've packed both Grey's Anatomy and Station 19 in too small of a salad fucking receptacle, and you can't get all of it in. I hear you, man.

Yes. Yeah. Damn. I know. I was like i love grays i will take my love for grays to the grave but they need to get it together all right your rant was as pointless as mine was right there that's why i love about this show the silver lining here was i got to see mcdreamy on screen he's looking a little thin, but happy to see him. He got about as much screen time as I did, though, I feel like. He got more than you did.

He did? Shit. I think so. Well, I mean, it's McDreamy. It's McDreamy. His rate's a little higher than mine, so. I was going to say, how much do you think they had to pay him to make that appearance? I don't know. One million a minute.

I mean, just for the promos alone, I don't don't even watch grace and i knew that guy was on it the stamp can't buy me love guy was on it oh gosh yeah i'm done with grace love grace god's back i talked about it i guess it was a long time ago where i watched the show the boys which is about superheroes but like superheroes that are flawed and like what if superheroes really did exist? Like how would they work in our world? It's on Prime. It's so- Is it? Yeah, Amazon Prime. People rave about it.

It's so good. Dennis Quaid's son is the lead for some reason. But yeah, like the first season is Dennis Quaid's like saying goodbye to his girlfriend outside of his job. And then she just explodes in midair. And it's because the guy who runs faster than a speeding bullet actually accidentally ran into her and exploded her and

it's like that in the first season you know it does like a me too like it was like during the me too movement and it does a me too thing but with the superheroes like they bring in a new main character superhero and one of the other superheroes that's like already in the club, like makes her do sexual things, like get into the club. And it's very, it's very much like commentary on like what's happening in today's society. And I just love season two. And finally, Sarah caught up to me. And so we watched season two of it. It's so good. So like the first one, I feel like was very me too this one's going after trumpers which is really funny or just like kind of crazy conspiracy theory conservatives

also going after nazis which that's an easy target these days i feel like everyone's anti-nazi i mean you should be if you if you're not listening to this podcast then maybe this one's not for you and then they also are going after Scientology, which is so funny, like all the ways that they're like kind of going at it. It's just really, really good. So The Boys season two, phenom. Okay. Really well done.

I have heard great things about that show. It's so good. But you got to watch season one to be able to do season two. Did we talk about Dirty John season two? I think you did a couple, like a while back. Like it's a different cast, right? So yeah, so this came out a while ago.

I think I was talking about it. I'm sorry, we're stoned. Because, okay, first of all, if you haven't seen Dirty John season one, what are you doing? That was like one of my favorite television shows that's come out in a very long time. Love Eric Bana.

They came out with a season two and it did come out a while ago because when it first came out my mom and miley were obsessed with it and they like cruised through it in like two days and i remember them telling me it was so great and i had a really hard time watching it because it's not on netflix or anything i think you have to purchase it on amazon prime or itunes to watch it which is really annoying but since my mom has already bought it i went and i started it i'm almost finished with it it's a completely different cast so like i almost feel like they shouldn't have even called it dirty john because it has nothing to do with that story but it's i guess they call it that so that you know it's kind of the same idea where it's like based on true events but it's a fiction cast you

know it's fictional or whatever but based on true events but this one's set in the 80s which is kind of fun and it's it's called the betty broderick story so betty is the is the new lead it's a little slower than i feel like season one was but once you get into it the acting is actually phenomenal christian slater plays the husband he is so freaking good in this it's nuts he drives this woman freaking crazy i don't want to ruin it for anybody. I definitely highly recommend that you watch it if you like stuff like this. You know, these kids get married so young and they're so in love and whatever.

And they have all these kids like when they're really young, they get divorced. And this whole thing is about this couple divorcing or whatnot. And Betty is just like in complete denial that it's happening. Like even when she realizes he's cheating, she like almost like doesn't let it register. And she just like lives in this denial of like, you know, it's going to be fine. Everything's going to be fine. And he like makes a ton of money

and she gets used to having like really nice things in this lifestyle. And then he basically just manipulates the hell out of her into like, he literally drives her insane. It's nuts. It's fascinating to watch. I have a couple more episodes,

but so far I'm loving it. I know it's a bit of an old, like not like a new thing, but if you haven't seen it, check it out. Also, I think we've talked about this before. Long before there was a TV show, there was an amazing podcast called Dirty John. Well, yeah, that's what it came from. Yeah. And if you like listening to podcasts, you should listen to that one.

That one's crazy. Yeah, that one is nuts. The show is so good. I believe that. Speaking of things that we probably should have gotten into earlier, but we didn't because life, we finally started watching Watchmen. Remember when Watchmen won every Emmy and we were like, I guess we got to get into Watchmen.

Yeah, I haven't seen it. We started watching Watchmen and it's very, very good, but also kind of scary because you watch the news and you're like, are we close to what this world looks like? Mm-hmm. I don't know. The cast is phenomenal, by the way, on Watchmen. Like, I totally get why it won a bunch of stuff.

So if your boyfriend likes superhero stuff, the boys and Watchmen are both two things I feel like you and your boyfriend can enjoy together. Rye loves that stuff. I finished a book recently. Oh. Called The Invisible Girl. So it's Lisa Jewell. She did Then She Was Gone, which I read and like reviewed a while ago, which I liked a lot. So this is like the next one in it.

It's nearly midnight and very cold. Yet in this dark place of long grass and tall trees where the cats hunt and foxes shriek, a girl is waiting. When Sapphire Maddox was 10, something terrible happened and she's carried the pain of it around with her ever since. The man who she thought was going to heal her didn't. And now she hides from him, invisible, in the shadows, learning his secrets. Secrets she could use to blow his safe, cozy world apart. Owen Pick is invisible too. He's 33, and he's never had a girlfriend.

He's never even had a friend. Nobody sees him. Nobody cares about him. But when Sapphire Maddox disappears from opposite his house on Valentine's Night, suddenly the whole world is looking at him, accusing him, holding him responsible. Because he's just the type, isn't he? A bit creepy. Invisible girl. Do you know what an incel is?

No. So incels are involuntary celibates they're members of an online subculture who define themselves as unable to find romantic or sexual partners despite desiring one it's guys that want girlfriends but girls don't like because they're weird or whatever and they're known as incels. Okay. Kind of heard about this a lot. And this book kind of goes into the world of incels, which is kind of fascinating because I didn't know about it. But like, there are a lot of these guys out there that want girlfriends,

but can't get them because they're a bit weird. So they kind of like let themselves go. And then they hold this like crazy hatred for women because women don't like them. It can get violent at times. That's kind of what this book's all about. I will say this. I thought it was really, really good.

I enjoyed the entire thing. I ripped through it, but I didn't love the ending. So I don't know if that's something that's like super important. i guess it just didn't go the way that i thought it was gonna go invisible girl it wasn't as good as then she was gone but it's pretty good and i really enjoyed like learning about this like weird subculture of fucking weirdos called incels so anyways invisible girl check it out who's the author Jewell. She's making some money. Oh, for sure. I will say this.

I am reading the new J.K. Rowling book. Oh. So I'll give you a full recap on that next week. Fascinating. I just want to give a quick shout out. I know a lot of people don't care about this, but I like golf. And one of my favorite things that happened over the weekend was the masters was played in augusta georgia dustin johnson who is either engaged or married to paulina gretzky who

is wayne gretzky's daughter which is kind of cool won the masters and he just beat that ass and i just really love it like i just I just loved he played really well. And he just fucking kicked everyone's ass. And it was really fun to watch. And so it just gave me a lot of joy this weekend. And I don't have a lot to hold on to these days, guys. Okay? So just give me this one.

I enjoyed watching the masses. It's a tradition unlike any other. Wow. Whatever. Dude, so it finally happened. What did? I got influenced by TikTok for music. Yep.

What do you mean? You know how like on TikTok they like lip sync? There's a lot of lip syncing with like comedians or whatever. And dances and stuff. And so now I think musicians are lip syncing their own shit. think musicians are lip syncing their own shit like it's it's quite obviously like very mastered and very produced they're mouthing it and so it looks like they're doing it and so i came across this i guess this band or this guy alexander gene and i was like holy shit this is great this is the first time this and i think this that's how lil nas x got discovered it was either snapchat or tiktok by the way you right you right this is a song that i found on tiktok from alexander gene it's

called highs and lows i really liked it so i'm gonna start from the beginning because whatever has anyone ever told you that you're a pain in the ass yes i guess it's true what they say when Yes. I think we're saying the same thing, baby You're just saying it wrong You like it in the morning, I don't If I go skinny dipping, you won't Even when you blow the punch, I do my joke And you're making me insane, babe I'm gonna love you Even when you don't Pretty good, right? I like it.

Yeah, like, I don't know. I saw that on TikTok and I was like, uh, okay. Like that girl's vocals are amazing. The guy's guitar playing is like really, really clean. And I love that that's just what it was. It was very kind of like, um, almost like a Civil War-y kind of a vibe to it. Yeah. I'm actually shocked that that song's on TikTok.

Well, yeah. But you know what? It worked though. Cause I saw it. I fucking went to the link, found it on TikTok. Well, yeah. But you know what? It worked, though. Because I saw it. I fucking went to the link, found it on Spotify, listened to it. I was like, I love this. Put it in my YFT folder for this show. Now we're promoting it.

Genius. There's a new Chris Stapleton song. Oh, is there? Called You Should Probably Leave. I love Chris Stapleton. And it's hard to resist All right, just one kiss And you should probably leave Cause I know you And you know me

And we both know Where this is gonna lead You want me to say That I want you to stay so you should probably leave. Yeah, you should probably leave. Like a devil on a... Has anyone ever asked you

to leave a party? No. I mean, neither. Lies. I don't think anyone's ever been like leave a party? No. I mean, either. Lies. I don't think anyone's ever been like, you need to go. Yeah, no, me neither. I've never, I haven't been to that many parties in my day either. You know?

Yeah, but I guess what I'm saying is like, you haven't been like, and like your ex was there that you had cheated on and like their new boo was like, hey, you should probably leave. No, I haven't been involved in that many scandals oh god you haven't been to like people's choice awards and like Nicki Minaj was like you and your sister need to leave no damn it

boring no you're gonna make a funny face but Hanson has a new song out. Okay. It's called Nothing Like a Love Song. I don't know. Listen, Hanson's still out here making music. They're really talented. That's all I'm saying. And this is unexpected for them.

I kind of like the vibe they're going with. Really? Yeah. You know what? I got to give Hanson props. They've evolved. You know? They're one of those bands that, like, yeah, they've evolved. All right. So for the first time, there's a desire to dance. And everything changes when you feel the music.

And there's no sense in stopping. Okay. Yeah, like the falsetto, it reminds me of another brother band. I mean, it's a little reminiscent of this one. I know I love about you, about you, about you. And you make my typical me break my typical rules. It's true. I'm a sucker for you. Yeah.

Don't complicate it. Also a banger. Yeah, it is. Cause I know you and you know everything about me. I can't remember. All of the nights I don't remember when you're around me. I've been dancing on top of cars and stumbling on the bars. I'm falling up in the dark, can't get enough.

You're the medicine in my brain. I've got you inside my veins. And now you know it's not yours. I'm a sucker for you. Say the word and I'll go anywhere by leave. I'm a sucker for you. Great song. Great song.

That's what it reminded me of. It was brothers singing falsetto. That's fair. I did like the Hanson one. Don it reminded me of. It was brothers singing falsetto. That's fair. I did like the Hanson one. Don't get me wrong. I'm just doing the snooty music lover thing. Mm-hmm. Someone's got to do it. Anything else?

That's all I got. That's all you got? That's all I got. All right. Let's go out on the song that inspired both those other songs. Feel it still? Yeah. I feel that's what we should do. That's the right thing to do. Where are you going next? I'm here for another couple of days

and then I'm driving back to Denver. To Denver? I'm going back to Denver for a few days, bruh. Yeah? Yeah, I love Denver. It's snowy up there, I feel like, Yeah? Yeah, I love Denver. It's snowy up there, I feel like, no? Yeah, I just love the snow.

Do you even follow me on Instagram? I mean, yes, but no. I just posted a picture. Go like and follow and comment. Subscribe, please. All right, well, safe travels. Tell Rye, say hi. I will.

I tried to get him to do this podcast for me because I was so tired. You wanted him to do it for you? Yeah, but he said no. Yeah, I would have been like, no, go wake her ass up. All right. Bye. Hey, tell him, keep doing those panos, bro. Oh my God.

Right? We're going to do a pano tomorrow just for you. Got to. Hey, lettuce companies out there, stop fucking overpacking your salad bowls, if you wouldn't mind. And ABC, can we stop with the Station 19 Grey's Anatomy crossover? Please think you might. Yeah, also, hey, Bachelor World, if you're going to fucking send me out to do some show, let's not cut me out the entire episode, huh?

This is just an airing of grievances now. Bye! Goodbye. Goodbye. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.