Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the DD glow!

Episode Date: September 16, 2020

Ry, if you’re reading this, Wells needs you pump the breaks when it comes to being a good boyfriend because you’re making every other man on this planet looks like an asshole. Speaking of planets, Brandi and Wells both have a new favorite TV show to share with you this week that takes place on another planet: Mars. We also find out what happened when Wells slid into the DMs of one of the main characters. On another note, thank you to the YFTers out there who are helping Brandi to fix her Apple Watch and recommending Bachelor-adjacent, somewhat erotic literature to Wells. They are both eternally grateful! Wells shares one of his least favorite things, a soundbite that truly showcases the fact that we might be living in an SNL skit, and the hosts also talk fantasy football, new Cyrus family music, and which sitcom has lasted the test of time.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers! QUIP– Start getting rewards for brushing your teeth today, and go to getquip.com/yft to get your first refill FREE! ROTHY’S– Check out all the amazing shoes and bags available right now at Rothys.com/YFT.

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because i don't really have to ask him for any of those things and like listen i'm not stupid this is probably gonna wear off a little bit he's just like we're so thrilled to be together he's being like extra servicey but he is so good like he just makes me coffee without asking or without me having to ask or he'll like clean the dishes without me having to ask. He just does it. It's so great. Rye. I know. If you're listening to this, Rye, you need to pump the brakes. You're making all of us look like assholes.

He is the best, but so I have to be careful because he's so camera shy. If he knows I'm videoing him, he'll like clam up and he definitely won't speak and he'll just like freeze. And so I have to be sleuth and video him when he's not paying attention nice nice nice were you able to like watch anything or are you guys just naked the entire day well we're like naked watching things you know we like do both we did we watched a show until we start the show and then i'll tell you about the show we watched. Yeah, let's start. I think it's you. I think it's me.

Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandon. Really quickly, I had someone message me and be like, hey, I listened to your podcast and I'm so confused. Why do you guys ring bells? Like, what's with the bell? Really? And I'm like, sweet, sweet, precious person. Clearly, you're not listening. Yeah.

So for the new listeners out there, we ring a bell every time we say one of our favorite things, hence the name of the show. So whenever you hear this, it means that, well, you're getting some favorite shit. Yeah, exactly. Okay, so you guys have been naked watching some TVs. Watching a little TV. I'd say the watching of the TV is about five percent of what we're doing right now got it got it yeah yeah but we did so my mom actually recommended a show to me can't believe she loves hillary swank i think oh my god i love you that she's in okay did you

ever watch that movie it's chick flick hold on if you're gonna do a way i have like a whole thing on a way oh you do i do well that's the show that i watched okay hold on if you have not seen ps i love you you better fucking get it together it came out in 2007 but it is a tearjerker all right so ps you should watch it tizzle my mom me miley i think even noah like it's one of our faves like we have seen this movie eight zillion times and i'm not a Yes, you should watch it. Tizzle, my mom, me, Miley, I think even Noah. Like, it's one of our faves. Like, we have seen this movie eight zillion times. And I'm not a crier, but it makes me tear up. Like, it's so good.

So we love Hilary Swank because we're big PS I love you fans. So my mom, like, was raving about Away. And so she said, I had to watch it because Hilary Swank. And she knows I love space. So we did watch it. We finished it last night. Well, you know what Hilary Swank was also in? lot of things well yes a lot of things but one of the things that she was in was the karate kid and by the way i finished cobra kai season one and we'll get into it i had this whole like i was gonna like go from cobra kai from hillary swank

into a way. But since you've got, this is like your one thing, then I want you to do it. Yes, my one thing. It's my literal one thing. But I don't know. It seems like you're pretty pumped on a way. Did you love it? So for whatever reason, Hillary Swank follows me on Instagram.

She does? She does? She does. What? And we started watching away, we finished it, and no joke, like, I was, I wasn't really crying, but when it ended, I was like, no, I want more of this show! And I legit messaged Hilary Swank

because I know she follows me, so I know she'd have to see it. And like, this is what I wrote to her. We finished away last night and I have to tell you, I was honestly inconsolable when it ended, which was very true. Ask Sarah.

And I said, that show is so good. It made me cry a bunch, sweat a bunch, and visually it was amazing. Anyways, I really loved it and I can't wait for season two. So then she wrote back, hi. Thank you. Like a happy face emoji.

Means so much to me. Hope you two beauties are super well during these strange and uncertain times. Sending love and light. Heart. And I was like, wait, what? Hillary Swank? Oh my gosh.

I'm fangirling for you. That's pretty cool. Anyways, I honestly like love the show, but I'll let you kind of go into it if you want. Well, Rye and I, we have mixed emotions about it. So here's my thing. Here's my thing. There's just so much space content. And I just felt like this was not the best.

Oh my God. I loved Another Life way more than I loved this one. And I thought they were very similar, minus the sci-fi aspect of Another Life. I thought it was Sean Penn. Was Sean Penn in that? Sean Penn's in one where they go to Mars. It's that blonde girl with the short hair and she's jacked.

Yeah, she's from Battlestar Galactica. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thelma Blair's in it. Yeah. In Another Life. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. And it's Katie Sackhoff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I loved that show. And so this one felt very similar to me. And listen, visually, it's amazing. My favorite part of the entire series was the scene where they're outside this. I don't want to ruin it for anybody, but they're outside the spaceship and they're collecting water. You know what I'm talking about? Loved that scene.

I thought it was sick. And obviously like getting to watch any space show for me is I just love space. So I did. I did like it. I just felt like it got sleepy in the middle. Like the first couple episodes were really great. And the last episode was phenomenal. And I loved the way it ended. And it was like, it almost took, took getting to the finale of the, of the season to get me hooked, which maybe is a genius thing. Cause now I do

want to watch season two, but it definitely lost me in the middle. Like there were some episodes I was basically sleeping through. I just couldn't really pay attention. Um, and some of the like storyline, I felt like lost me a bit. But overall, I did like it and I am pumped for season two. The other thing about it, and again, I don't want to ruin it for anybody that hasn't seen it. It was like a little like predictable in the sense of like by the end, you're like, of course, it worked out like this. I don't know. Like I would have just like for things to be a little bit more unexpected towards the end of the season.

OK, is that it? Is that all you got? Yeah. I did love it though. Highly recommend. Definitely should watch. Hilary Swank is phenomenal. Her body, phenomenal.

Like how old is she? I'm going to look it up. Okay. Everyone that just listened to what Brandi said, don't listen to any of it because. 46. Man, she looks good. That show was so good. And I'll tell you why that show was good.

Okay? Yeah. Every episode starts with a fucking problem. And there's always a problem in space. And also, the stakes are so high. For any television show or any movie or any type of piece of entertainment or art, the stakes have to be high. Or else the viewer or the listener or whatever doesn't have a dog in the fight right has no skin in the game every episode starts but there's a problem so

in the beginning of the episode you know that they could possibly die and obviously like going back to what you were saying in terms of like it's predictable of course they're not going to die because well they could i guess not to like ruin it for you but like one of them at least the show can't continue to perpetuate itself if everyone fucking dies but i didn't want everyone to die just like one or two well okay the stakes are always super high okay when you were talking about like doing the spacewalks those are called evas first of all they do a couple of them the first one that hillary swank does with the russian that one is bonkers bro both the spacewalk scenes are phenomenal yes but i'll tell you what i really loved about the show they do a really good job of character development

every episode and their character kind of gets their like spotlight and it's a little bit like lost they would focus in on one character and like go back in their timeline as to like how the hell they became like this like how did you become this astronaut what are all these issues that you had that like led you to this point where you're going to fucking mars these people why you distrust everyone like what are your issues and i really like that because it was an interesting way of shining a light on these people because you want to start the show with like i'm going to mars like they're going into space you know so they had to like kind of like do all these flashbacks because i really liked okay and then also the storyline back at

home is really good too with like her husband who like i love you yeah he's great he's been in a lot of stuff he was in sports night it was an old uh aaron sorkin show that i loved anyways he's a great actor and the daughter's really good like the whole thing is just really really good stakes are super high fucking visually really really stunning hillary swank is great she obviously is carrying the whole thing but the russian i know i liked him a lot he's so good and his storyline's crazy you know like the shit that he has to go through and then also the um the guy from ghana who was adopted by the jewish family like his whole backstory like i love so much and then also like i hated asian chemist dr lu wang and then i loved her when you find out like the bullshit that

she has to go through by being from china and like they're kind of like fun in the whole thing anyways all to be said i really really enjoyed it and also like when the show ended same thing what you were saying when the show ended i was like i cannot wait all to be said, I really, really enjoyed it. And also like when the show ended, same thing, but you were saying when the show ended, I was like, I cannot wait for season two. Yeah. Well, season two better be all about freaking Mars. Cause I need to see more of that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know.

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So if you haven't seen the show and you want to watch it, skip ahead 30 seconds. I'm going to do this really quickly in 30 seconds. What I thought was going to happen was, okay, click, click, click ahead and now go. Okay, what I thought was going to happen was that they were going to land on Mars and just like the rocket that came beforehand

that lost communication, I thought they were going to lose communication and they were going to be marooned on Mars, you know? And then all of a sudden, Hillary Swing has got the hookup with the Indian guy because there's some sort of sexual tension. And then her husband was going to hook up with a girl. That's like, I thought that was going to happen.

It didn't happen. So now I don't know. It might still happen. It might still happen. It could still happen. I know. Anyways. But I did too.

I kind of, and I kind of thought it would have been a better cliffhanger if they had lost connection. Oh, for sure. For sure. Anyways. It was just a little bit like, come on.

Yeah. And all work out and tie nicely in a bow. It's space. Yeah, I know. But anyway, Oh, good.

Great show. Great. Highly recommend to go backwards. Now, like Hillary was in karate kid too. I think she was in. And so Sarah and I watched Cobra Kai, and it's on Netflix. And so for those of you that don't know,

the Karate Kid is Ralph Macchio. He's the kid from Jersey who moves to the Valley in Los Angeles back in 1984, and he's getting picked on by this guy named Johnny. And so he learns fucking karate from Mr. Miyagi. You guys know the story. So Cobra Kai takes place 25 years down the road, right? Johnny, the sweep the leg, Johnny. He is like washed up, unemployed,

kind of a piece of shit, like still living the glory days. And Ralph Macchio or Daniel LaRusso, he owns the car dealership. So he's doing really good in his life and Johnny's doing really bad. It all kind of stems from that one fight that they had where the Karate Kid wins, right? If you're really not like a fan of 80s movies or if you're a Gen Z-er and like younger, you might not love this because this show is a throwback to 80s in so much as like how they shot it how it's written the jokes they use the music they use and also kind of everyone's a bad actor like

every 80s movie ever and it is so good it is phenomenally good so much so that when the first season ended i was like no same with season ended, I was like, no! Same with like Away. Netflix was like, all right, let's go to season two. And I was like, there's a season two? It's going on? So I haven't finished season two, but I will say it's really great. Basically what happens is that Johnny, the bad guy, ends up teaching all the nerds in the valley how to do karate.

You know, the storyline is now completely switched. in the valley how to do karate you know the storyline is now completely switched and then daniel larusso the karate kid ends up teaching johnny's son how to become a karate guy and then they fight role reversal and there's a love interest obviously there's still hatred but like respect between johnny and danny i mean i just gotta say, if you love nostalgic 80s cinema, get on it. It's great. And also kind of bad in the same way. I've never seen The Karate Kid. What?

Never. You should see it. It's great. I just blew your mind. Yeah. What? You should see it. Sorry.

I haven't seen it. What? You just hit. Sorry. I haven't seen it. Shout out to the YFTR that came in so clutch and sent me a message and fixed my Apple Watch problem. Remember how I was saying, Wang, it's 2020. Like, why can't the Apple Watch send a voice text?

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go to like the setting or whatever that's and just switch it to, you can either allow voice text only, or you can give yourself the option of a text an actual text or a voice text which is what i did so like you say your text and then you can either send it as audio or normal oh that's great it's great speaking of yft years coming in heavy on the clutch i'm halfway through the savior's champion and okay so it's funny okay we talked about it last episode someone was like you need to read the savior's champion it's hunger games but better and for adults which i would agree with basically the storyline is and if you listen to the last episode you kind of know the storyline the storyline is is there's a savior and she's kind of like the queen of the realm or whatever

the queen of the land all these guys get to like basically compete with one another through what's called the labyrinth. And the last man standing gets to marry the savior and become the king, basically. So I'm reading it and it's good. The main character, the protagonist is a guy named Tobias. He's got kind of like a heart of gold doing things for the right reasons. Similar to Hunger Games, like he gets into the thing because he's like trying to save his family and like he doesn't really give a shit, but he's like trying to save his family. And it's a bit more so his sister who's a paraplegic and he's trying to, you know,

get money for doctors to be able to fix her back and yada, yada, yada. The storyline basically is all these guys, like the best dudes in the, in like all four realms are going through what's called the labyrinth in the labyrinth it's almost like an indiana jones shit there's traps there's like booby traps there are some guys that are in the that are in the game that are just fucking killing other guys just because they like know that at the end of it whoever's last gets to win whatever no one gets to meet or see the savior until like the first stage has been completed and then they get to meet the savior and they all get to ask her one question and whoever asks the best question gets the first impression rose no and gets to spend more time

with her it's not the first it's not the first impression rose but it's like wins like the first impression thing and then like it's more and i'm like this is the fucking bachelorette so they ripped off this book yeah it is the bachelorette but with the stakes a little bit higher lots of show i'd watch oh my and what's even fun, kind of like the subplot is after every like stage of the labyrinth, if you make it through, there are healers, these robed women that come and heal you because a lot of them like are sliced open,

like broken bones and stuff. So these healers will come. Tobias, the main character, starts to kind of feel some feels for one of the healers and not for the savior which is a tale as old as time in the bachelorette when one of the contestants falls for a producer oh boy i mean i'm telling you that happened i'm telling you this shit whoever wrote this book has been watching

the bachelorette and was like, you know what? Let's turn it up a little bit. But I will say this. It's really good. The YFTU that suggested it, not wrong. It is very much Hunger Games-y, but for adults. Like they say bad words. They talk about topics you shouldn't talk about in YA novels and stuff. So anyways, I haven't finished it yet, but I thought that was so funny.

I was like, I'm just reading The Bachelorette right now. Like rated R. Yeah. bachelorette right now like rated r yeah exactly like if the bachelorette was on not cinemax but skinamax late at night uh-huh okay sounds good honestly yeah we started watching a different show called glitch on netflix have you heard of this no it's an aust an Australian show. And as I look it up, I see it's a couple years old. The premise is really interesting. And so I'm not sure if I'm like, I'm fully bought in, but I'm liking what I'm seeing so far. So the tagline is six people returned from the dead with no memory and attempt to unveil what brought them to the grave in the first place. So like the first episode starts with all these people rising from the dead at a cemetery down in Australia. You know, like a cop gets called in and he's thinking like it's a bunch of people on drugs fucking around in the cemetery.

But they're all like muddy and stuff. And he's like trying to wrangle them all in. He's like, what is going on here? Like, what did you guys do? Calls in like the paramedic. And so he starts like wrangling all these people that just appeared out of the ground. They start to figure out that like, oh, these people have been dead for years and now they come back to life. The main twist is that the cop, his wife had passed away a couple of years ago from cancer. She now is back. This is a tough

thing for him because guess what? He married her best friend! Typical! But then there's also people that died from like back in like the 1800s, you know? Like the mayor of the town from like hundreds of years ago is also being brought back to life. So they're all trying to figure out like why the hell they've been brought back to life. At one point

the cop tries to take one of them past the city lines and when that happens, bad things happen. They can't leave. So anyways, Glitch, it's early, but I'm liking it a lot. All right. And it's got a really good rating on like Rotten Tomatoes and IMDb and stuff. So real quick, speaking of Netflix, are we going to talk about the controversy?

That like twerking movie? Of the like 10 year olds? Yeah, the twerking documentary. It's not really a documentary. I feel like lots of people like are, you know, they say they're boycotting Netflix and they're deleting it for a hot second trying to make a statement. It's not a good look. I didn't even really know what it was about until today. Do you follow Barstool Sports no i probably should and i realized that barstool sports can come across as a little misogynistic because like also that's what it is but this one guy that does the kfc podcast which i've been on by the way he does this thing called the minute man which is a phenomenal he like basically just like breaks down what the fuck's happening in like

a couple minutes on instagram it's a great follow and I was watching today and I was like oh this is what this is about I had no idea and so yeah Netflix do better okay yeah they should do better I know I was just curious like if you'd seen it even I don't know because I haven't it's just creepy dude yeah it's so weird I think when I thought it was a documentary it was like okay you know like we did we watched cheer and what's the other one dance moms and like okay that's what this is and then finding out it was cast it's like oh god i know well weird i'll tell you what i am gonna watch by the time this podcast comes out it'll already have aired but i am so pumped to watch kb on dancing with the stars yeah and i feel like do you feel like the cast is like extra good this season i

feel like she like got like a great season nelly can't wait to watch nelly try to dance also carol baskin is the fact that carol baskin is on dancing with the stars it says so much about the entertainment culture we live in right now i know but like amazing and also if she doesn't do carol basket she has to you know that the dance of like yes has to so i like i like dancing with the stars a lot i've watched it here and there like i think i've said before that my dad was on the show like forever ago when it first started um and i loved it then so i'm actually excited to watch every week this week now that I'm invested, now that I got a friend on the show, but I'm going to watch that premiere tonight.

Yeah, I got to say like, Caitlyn's been jockeying for this for a long time, trying to make this happen. We were talking about it. This season is so stacked, like because Caitlyn is a dancer. She's a good dancer. It's going to be tough for her to win this thing.

I feel like a lot of people are going to vote for Carole Baskkin just because it's insane that it's carol baskin well yeah but then there's also like actual there's like a figure skater right or like a gymnast and like there's it's like whoa these are real athletes yeah yeah for sure that's gonna be insane also not to switch topics so quickly but does everyone out there know that California is on fire? Like not just California, like basically the entire West coast and Colorado PSA, like countries on fire wells. Can you like tell us anything about what's going on right now out there? I mean, you're living it. Yeah. The country's on fire. I don't know. Yeah, it is. Like do you walk outside and is, and is it smoky? Like the air quality is, they say is so bad. Like you walk outside and notice that it's hard to breathe or anything?

Three days ago, you'd walk outside and it was just hazy. You could smell it and it was just, you couldn't see the sun. It looks like we're on the fucking surface of Mars every day. The sun is just like bright orange, weird, like hazy. Yeah, it's bad. Today's a little bit better, but like, not great. Are you like freaked? Like, do you go on runs still?

Or are you like, it's so smoky, I can't. No, I don't go on runs anymore. It sucks. It does suck. Did you see this? Now hundreds have gathered here in front of the Washington County Administration Building calling for the end of a mask mandate, saying they are tired of not living their normal lives. No more masks! No more masks. No more masks.

Not on the backs of my kids or you're going to get more federal funds. That's how I feel about that. Oh, got him. A pastor. So there is a no more masks rally in Utah. Didn't know that. It gets better. Call for action Friday morning in St. George. Several

police officers on standby as many locals called concerns about coronavirus spikes overblown. The flu kills more than coronavirus. Others. Glad we're getting a soundbite from a four-year-old. Do better. Calling the virus a hoax or stating that asymptomatic carriers simply do not exist. Yes, they do. And they cannot be forced to wear masks anywhere as citizens of the United States. If we want to wear a mask, that's fine. We can take care of ourselves. Some rally. By the way, that guy looks exactly like you think that that guy would look. Goatee holding an American flag, wearing sunglasses that he definitely got at a pilot service center. Attendees say they shouldn't ever wear masks if they have any medical issues or mental health concerns

or if they feel they simply can't breathe. You all have mental health concerns. When George Floyd was saying, I can't breathe, and then he died, and now we're wearing a mask, and we say, I can't breathe, but we're being forced to wear it anyway. But many- Are you fucking kidding me, lady? That guy had a knee on his neck and literally couldn't breathe. But you can't breathe through a fucking piece of fabric because you- Because they believe in all cases, masks jeopardize kids' health.

Parents are demanding they have the right to decide what to do with their children. I'll tell you another reason I hate masks. Okay, granny! What the fuck does that have to do with anything? I mean, this is seriously, this is a SNL skit. They found the four-year-old to be like, whatever the fuck he said. That makes no sense. More people will die of the flu. Well, don't but science okay and then they found the one guy who's carrying around a flag and then they got this lady who's making a point that has nothing i'll tell you who loves masks child molesters most child molesters love them. I'm going to die soon anyway.

Yes, he does sound ancient. Oh my God. It's funny and it's not. It's like funny and terrifying. But I watched this and I was like, maybe we deserve all this. Maybe we manifested this. Because we are just a horrible species. Yeah, we are.

Do you want to hear the rest of it? Sure. School administrators responding that they don't understand why crowds are protesting them based on a mandate given by the governor. They blocked off the front entrance to the school building and we went out to ask them to move and they attempted to storm the school building. The school board is implementing the governor's recent order that face shield alone are not enough. And if a parent is adamant that their child cannot wear a mask or a shield, they must fill out a form including a doctor's note so the district can review it. In St. George, Katie Kralis, ABC 4 News. I don't know, guys. I just don't. I don't know anymore. I mean, honestly, I hate to say it, but I feel like Tennessee is not too far away from this situation. I'm sure.

Sure. I'm sure. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Sure. Tennessee is not, they're not loving the masks. I mean, oh, I know. I've seen video of lower Broadway people just partying like crazy.

Uh-huh. I'm just going to stay in my house like I have been. I'm going to stay in my house. Horse showing. That's all I do. I'm just going to stay in my house like I have been. I'm going to stay in my house. Horse showing.

That's all I do. I can't leave my house because there is so much smoke and soot outside. Yeah. On happier news, I mean, I assume that you're pretty pumped about this whole Chris Evans fiasco. Oh, I saw. I don't even know about it. You have to tell me because I saw somebody post about it this morning and I went to click on the link and then something took my attention away. So please tell me what's going on.

He accidentally posted something. What do I Google? Chris Evans. So what happened was, I guess, on his story, he posted like a picture of his. Oh, a penis pic. Of his photo gallery of all the pictures that he had. Why would he do that? It was an accident?

Yeah, I don't know. And I guess that there was a like black and white, like artsy picture of a dick in that. So effectively, he posted like a dick pic. But in true Chris Evans form, it's artistic. How do I find this photo? I think it's taking off the internet. The actor appeared to accidentally upload a photo of an erect penis. Was it his, though?

Or is that not known? I don't know. You can only assume it's his right yeah man you know but i like how it's mark ruffalo chrissy tegan offered cliff evans support after penis pic leak i mean that's the headline i'm a straight man even i want to see what chris evans is packing you know i know right he's so hot and then his brother tweeted the next day i've been off social media for a day. What did I miss? First of all, Chris Evans, you shouldn't never,

never take a picture of your dick because that's going to get out somehow, just like it did. That's what happens. Never take a picture. Or let's say someone else's dick. Don't have other dicks in your library because then this could happen.

You're Chris Evans. Just show people your dick in person. You know? I can't find it. As long as it's consensual and people want to see your dick. I can't imagine a lot of people not wanting to see Chris Evans' dick. I mean, it's Captain America's cock. I know. It's got to be beautiful.

It's got to be just perfect. Well, they're doing a good job of wiping it from the internet because I can't find it. I mean, come on. It's Captain America. Can't have Captain America's cock all be just perfect. Well, they're doing a good job of wiping it from the internet because I can't find it. I mean, come on. It's Captain America. Can't have Captain America's cock all over the place. Is it? It's kind of like someone drew over it or something.

Yeah. Well, that's fascinating. If anyone finds it, send it to me, please. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't. No. Number one, please don't be sending brandy dick pics okay just the one of no no no no no also no because okay if there was one of miley you wouldn't want

people continuing to send that around she would be encouraging people to send that around do you even know who you're talking about i know. Cyrus Miley does love a good dick pic. Oh, geez. We just got back from that little vacation in Palm Springs. It's like really the only traveling that I've done this entire quarantine because you know, world's ending. So we were around

my brother and his wife, Sarah's best friend, and her boyfriend. And so we were all sharing this Airbnb in the desert. It was kind of a smaller place. So we were kind of like sharing bathrooms and stuff. And guess what everyone was just raving about? What's that? My Quip toothbrush. They saw that mug hanging on the mirror and they're like, what is this amazing gadget? And I was like, oh, apparently no one is listening to our podcast because we talk about Quip all the freaking time.

If you don't know about Quip, dude, get on it. And here's the thing, Brandy. They've got a new toothbrush. It's like a smart electric toothbrush. Have you seen this thing? I actually just saw it the other day and I was like, I have got to upgrade. I'm all about stuff that connects to my phone because it will help me track how often and how well I brush. It gives me tips and coaching to improve my brushing habits.

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Yeah. And I passed that one and I wanted to watch it. And he was like, no. Yeah. Love Wedding Repeat is so good. And here's the thing. I'm the same way. I don't know why.

Because every rom-com that Sarah's made me watch, I'm like, I liked it. It was good. But this one's so good. Okay. Do you remember how amazing four weddings and a funeral was yes i mean it's such a good rom-com but it's really just like this british dark humor you know it's just sardonic and just so fucking funny and that's what this this is like this year's four weddings and a funeral okay while trying to make his sister's wedding day go smoothly, Jack finds himself juggling an angry ex-girlfriend,

an uninvited guest with a secret, a misplaced sheep sedative, and the girl that got away in alternate versions of the same day. It is so great. Sam Claffin, he was- I love him. Yeah, he was in Hunger Games.

He's great. He's the lead. Okay. And so his sister's getting married. They're all British. And his sister's getting married to this Italian guy. It's in Italy. It's like beautiful.

So his sister was best friends with Olivia Munn's character and while they were like studying abroad, Sam's character Jack kind of fell in love with Olivia Munn's character Dina years ago. Things happened where they couldn't hook up. So like this is his opportunity to

like rekindle things with Olivia Munn's character. But he sat at the table next to his ex-girlfriend who's is it frida pinto she's the girl that was from slumdog millionaire really really pretty indian woman so she's sitting next to her and so and she's got her own issues going on the sister's getting married like the ex-boyfriend comes and tries to ruin the fucking wedding. And it's like this poor guy is just trying to smooth everything out and also trying to have a nice time. And it's just the best writing. It's so funny.

The twist at the end is great. Like all of it is just so good. Okay. I'm going to put that. I'm going to make Rai watch that with me. I really think you'll enjoy it. I loved it. I absolutely loved to put that. I'm going to make Rye Watch that with me. I really think you'll enjoy it. I loved it. I absolutely loved it.

Amazing. Can we just talk about how fucking horrible mango salsa is and like why people are continuing to try to feed it to us? I'm sorry. I love mango salsa. Hot take of the century. Brandy likes terrible shit. What? Who likes big?

I have some in my fridge as we speak. Why? Yeah, I put it on top of my veggie tacos this week, and it was bomb.com. Oh, my God. Salsa should not be sugary and sweet. It should be salty. It's not sugary. Yeah, sweet.

It's a little sweet with a little kick. No. It's bomb. Don't ever invite me over and have mango salsa hanging out. I will slap it straight down to the carpet. Well, you live on the complete other side of the country as

me. Good. Not doing it. I'm in the fantasy football league with every bachelor motherfucker in the uh fantasy football league with like every bachelor motherfucker in the world yeah you do this every year do you want to we got some new we got some new guys you want to know who's in it yeah yeah who are the newbies okay so first of all the the league is called the fantasy suite which of course that's pretty funny that's pretty good uh you got yours truly you got tyler cameron you got Viall. You have Colton Underwood, which,

whoa, what is happening over there? We got to talk about that too. Circle back. Circle back. We got Matt James, who, by the way,

he's going to be the new bachelor. He was in the league last year and no one fucking knew who he was. We just needed an extra person. And so Tyler's like, my friend Matt wants to do it. And we're like, okay, whatever.

And the entire season, we were like, who the fuck is this guy? And now he's the Bachelor. What a world. You got Chris Harrison. You got Deanie Babies. You got Tanner Tolbert.

You got Jared Hyban. You got Ben Higgins. You got Chris Randone. And you got Jason Tardik. And you got grocery bitch Joe and the Bebop. Which, by the way way so remember how i was bitching how it says that sarah's spouse uh or partner was joe immobile i think i said it right that time so then google fixed it and then it went back you were lying no no no they didn't feel

like i was like but then it changed back so there's someone out there and also like good on you i guess like fucking i guess no one's got anything going on. So like, it's kind of funny, but like there's someone out there who's like, you know what? Nope. It's gotta be Joe. We got to turn it back. I just saw a lot of people come out and be like, uh, well, you're an idiot. It says Sarah is engaged with you.

Like, what the hell are you talking about? And it made it made you look like a big fat liar because they switched it so fast. Yeah. Then I screen grab of it. So then I had put people on blast okay circle back okay yeah cassie is suing or not suing but like restraining order restraining order there's restraining order happening yeah what the heck i don't mean i don't know All I know is what I read. Something about like putting a tracking device on a car. Yeah, but Colton's in Colorado. Yeah. But anyways, yeah, like he's in Colton's in our fancy league and I want to be like, hey, dude, what's going on? Also, do you want do you want to trade Julian Edelman to me? julie nettleman to me which one's really more important to you let's be honest i don't even think julie nettleman's in the league anymore oh my god i don't know either by the way i've

ben higgins the sweetest guy in the world kicked my ass this week in fantasy so that's that speaking of football which i really know nothing about yeah except for the fact that a friend of mine is dating a football player. So I don't know if any of you guys follow Camille Kostek. She is dating Rob Gronkowski. Do you follow her at all else? No, but I know Rob Gronkowski. So she posted, they shot, I guess it was like an Instagram ad, but it looks like a full on commercial for like a product called like Manscape or something.

That's like a manscaping shaver. And it is the funniest thing I have freaking ever seen I am obsessed with them they are couple goals I just love how much they like poke fun at themselves and just like they just will do it they'll do whatever and just it's just so funny to me I think they're the cutest thing in the world and I loved that commercial I thought it was funny so if you don't follow, go check out Camille's Instagram and watch that ad because it's funny as hell. Babe, have you seen my balls? Rob can't find his balls. They're behind your overgrown shaggy bush, my love. It's so thick and bushy. I can't see them. Ew. If your bush is overgrown, it's time to trim your hedge with the Manscaped Lawnmower. Order your lawnmower now at Manscaped. Okay, not an ad for them.

We're not getting paid for this, but that is pretty funny. How do you know her? I just have mutual friends with Rob, I guess, and then they stayed at my house during stagecoach last year. Camille and I became friends. She's so sweet. But I just love how hard they lean into that cheesiness. Like even the music behind it, like it's just cheesy as hell, but like that is an Instagram ad that works. That is like Instagram ad goals.

Yeah. Well, some production in that puppy. That's so funny to me. I want to ask you, actually, I bet you haven't watched this because you're not into comedy, ask you i actually i bet you haven't watched this because you're not into comedy but um so recently sarah sarah had never watched parks and rec before or she's seen a couple episodes or she had like seen a couple episodes but she never like seen it through all the way through and i was like you've got to watch it all the way through and so she went and watched the entire thing all the way through and absolutely loved it because it's amazing and now she's on the office and i guess the question is what do you got office or parks Parks and Rec? Office for me. I love The Office. I think

that's what I would have said before we started this little thing. But Parks and Rec seems to be holding up a little harder than The Office right now. What do you mean? Well, Michael Scott, I think in like the early 2000s, him being like misogynistic and stuff was funny. And now it's like, that's kind of can't kind of creepy. I could see that. Not as cool as it was. You know, this might be a hot take, but Steve Carell was not like he was not the highlight of that series for me. Like, yeah, his character was funny, but like that was not what kept me watching The Office.

It was all the other characters, I feel. Who's your favorite character on The Office? Obviously, Jim and Pam. Well. Are my faves. But like, I feel like that, I mean, it was just cast so well.

I just feel like all the other characters, like Dwight, are you freaking kidding me? Freaking hilarious. Who's the blonde girl? Angela. Angela. Love Angela. There's just so many great members of that cast yeah steve carell's funny or whatever but that he was not the highlight of

that series for me at all so my favorite was creed i think creed was the fucking oh hilarious funniest because he's like doesn't get a lot of air time when he does it's like home runs but like for parks and rec who's your who's your guy or girl I didn't watch enough of it to have a guy or girl. I've literally only seen like maybe three episodes here and there. Yeah. I used to leave it on for Feather to watch like when I'd leave the house. Ron Swanson is just the greatest character ever. He's so good.

You just fall in love with him. Maybe I should give it a go. And then also Ben Schwartz character is so fucking good. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't don't be suspicious. Oh, my God. Speaking of singing, do you got any music?

I should have plugged this earlier because it's been out for a few weeks. But my baby brother Brazen has a new song out called Glass Between Us. I love Brazen so much because he really like, his sound is so different. Like, you know, we all do music in a sense and whatever. And Brayson has just really like blazed his own path and like has his very own unique style. And I love it so much.

Just like fits him so well. He's a cutie pie. I love the little album cover. I like that. I like it because it's different for him. He's putting out another song next week that's more of his usual. Folky stuff. Folky, bluegrassy sounding stuff. So that I liked because it was very cinematic sounding.

It's something I would listen to in the car. Kind of ethereal. Yeah, exactly, which I love stuff like that. So I like hearing his voice on that a lot. Keep an eye on Brazen. He's about to put out a lot more new music and he's been in the studio working really hard. So I had to give him a shout out.

Well, I saw that of Monsters and Men have some new stuff out and I mean. Rye loves them. I love them too. Great. This is a song called Visitor. You won't take me, no. You won't drown with your lover. He told me that I wasn't available. I guess I wasn't, I wasn't capable.

I want to do better this time But I can show better in the back of my mind I like that. Great. I mean, I did see that Wolfpack's got some new stuff out. And I was like, wait, what? Do you guys know how I feel about Wolfpack? I don't know why I'm going to why. Because that's kind of how they sing.

But here you go. Can't wait to hold my honey pie. Won't be long now I'm on my way. I'll be all over you like I'm TSA. Brought you something back from

a distant land. She brought the cheetahitas from the taco stand Understand it's waiting I do have one more, actually. I just found it. What do you got? It's not super new. I think it came out over the summer.

But it's funny. I'm not really the biggest Chelsea Culler fan, but she does a lot of collabs with artists that I really love, and then I end up liking that song a lot. I think she just what did we just say she did something with the band Camino not long ago she's got a song with Noah Kahan they have a song together called crazier things and I like it a lot missing a part of me part of me

I'll spend my whole life Hoping your heart is free, heart is free I've been trying not to think of this as something tragic Cause our two paths might cross again Crazier things have happened You love Noah's voice, don't you? Yes, I do. Yeah, that's the most Brandy-sounding vocal I've ever heard. Sounds like he's got a bunch of marbles in his mouth and he sings.

Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker for it. Yeah, yeah, you are. You got anything cool coming up that I didn't know about? It's a pie for you, but I've been horse-showing for two weeks. That's why I've been a little bit off the grid. So the combo of horse-showing plus getting here, like it's just been a whirlwind of the past couple of weeks. So if anybody out there is a horse person and knows what the heck I'm talking about. So I have this new horse, you know, I got her in March and she's

young and really green. And so we started showing, we did a couple of weeks in June and just took her to see kind of like what we, what we had and just jumped her around really small. And, uh, we've been working really, really hard since then. And so this past two weeks, we started week one, just popping around the meter jumpers, which is just tiny little three foot jumps or whatever, hoping to make it around, crash through a jumper to just trying to get her to do things correctly and put the right strides in the lines. And by the end of week two, she was cruising around the high adults, uh, with clean rounds and fast rounds.

And, uh, we really ended on a high note. So I had a lot of fun horse showing and having Ry there to help me and cheer me on was so fun. Uh, and now I get a couple of weeks off and then I go back for two more weeks in October. So, um, that's been keeping me really busy. And it's funny. I don't, I don't post a lot of my like competition horse content just because I feel like I, I don't know, like most of my followers, that's not why they follow me. You know, it's, I don't know. I just, I don't want to like annoy people with my horse stuff. But then when I do post about it, I have all these horse girls come out of the woodwork

and say, post more, post more. I want to see more of your writing and stuff. So I'm going to try to post more about that now that I have right, right here to take videos and photos of me on my horses. I understood none of the words you said, like clean, straight lines. What is this horse's name? Well, I call her Star, but her show name is Star Power. Wow. It's like an anime character. Yeah, she's crazy. So if you watch my story today, I guess if you watched it a few days ago, if you're listening now, I posted a few photos that the horse show photographer took and she jumped. She just is,

this horse is nuts. Like she jumps everything a foot over what it really is. So if I'm jumping meter 10, she jumps like it's meter 25. It's just absolutely crazy. She's so insane, but she's such an incredible athlete. She's by far the most talented horse I've ever owned. So I'm really excited to keep putting in the hard work and seeing how we end by the end of October. I love a horse that goes meter 24 instead of meter 10. You're so crazy. My mom's insane. So the highest level of competition here in the States, they call it the Grand Prix. And it's usually meter 40, meter 45. I think occasionally you'll see meter 50 over here, but, um, but it's like

the big time, like all the professionals riding it. And my mom called me and she was like, when do we get to go to the Grand Prix? And I'm like, we're a ways away from that mother. She was like, I'll pay for it. Like, can we go? And I'm like, yeah, you don't want to pay for any of the costs it takes to get there. You just want to do the big thing, the big money class. It's insane. But maybe someday we'll get to do that and my mom can come cheer me on and pay for it. Yeah. That'd be nice, Tish.

That'd be nice. That'd be nice. All right. Well, I don't know what to tell you other than I'm going to go outside and just breathe in like three packs of cigarettes. Oh, sick. I'm going to go make Reinhardt watch the rom-com packs of cigarettes. Oh, sick. I'm gonna go make Reinhardt watch the rom-com that you recommended. Oh, you should.

And by the way, I'm not really gonna smoke cigarettes. It's because there's smoke outside. It's a bad joke. Bad joke. Very bad. Alright, well, I hope the world doesn't end before next week. Me too.

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