Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Mean Girls and Trash Men

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

This week we learn that Wells and MT are both pimping their rides, and it’s almost Christmas. Did we say that last week? Don’t let that holiday sneak up on ya. We also learn that Sarah listens to the podcast; she’s a big fan. Do we think she reads this too? Hey girl! Your hosts then spend half the show breaking down this week’s episode of Paradise, so you’re welcome for that. Their conclusion? Riley and Joe are the only non-garbage men, no offence to the men that aren’t Riley or Joe. Wells also announces that he should write a playbook on how to go on the Bachelor, rule #1 being don’t talk about your followers, (looking at you, Pieper and Brendan). Brandi announces that Kendall/people need to shoot their shot, “but if it doesn’t go in the basket, move on to the next play.” Put that one on a mug. And lastly, your hosts talk least fave and fave things and come up with Wells’ rap name, which should never leave this safe space. Until next week, YFTers!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Betterhelp — Go to betterhelp.com/favoritething to get 10% off your first month   Nutrafol — Go to nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT to save $15 off your first month’s subscription. US customers only, for a limited time. Free shipping on every order  Just the Tipsy — Get 10% off on all purchases when you shop Just the Tipsy at tipsybrand.com. Must be 21+  Billie — Go to mybillie.com/yft to get the best razor you will ever own. Free shipping always   SKYN — Shop SKYN.com and get free shipping on orders over $30 in the contiguous US or explore SKYN on Amazon now. 

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Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, chameleon. You come and go. You come and go. You know, how blessed are you guys that week in and week out, you get to hear a little bit of my musical genius.

You know? I mean, yeah, I get it. Brandy's from the musical family and everyone's so good. But did you know the chops on your boy? Come a-come a-come a-come a-come a chameleon. Let's call Brandy. Let's call Brandy. Come a-come a-come a-come a- come a chameleon let's call brandy let's call brandy i was uh i was just i was just serenading the yft years with a little bit of uh

come a come a come a come a come a chameleon you know that song it doesn't sound familiar really you never heard that song before dude i'm just fucking cool bro you don't even know you know you think you think because you're a cyrus you guys are automatically cool but have you ever have you ever sat back and thought to yourself god wells is fucking cool you know i was thinking it last night until they cut you out of both episodes this week i think you had one line yeah let's not i mean i don't even want to get into that um so you're just so cool they can't put you on tv i guess yeah you know that's hurtful you know i wasn't coming at you like that. Yeah, you were.

I wasn't. I was. I was saying that you guys are. You think because you're a Cyrus that you're cooler than everybody. No, I said because you are. But have you ever. Don't dish it out if you can't take it. I wasn't dogging on you.

I was just saying, do you realize how cool I am sometimes? And then you had to go low. You had to go with the low blow. Gotta. And you know what? Now this is what you get. This is what you get because of it. Who doesn't know How to sell A contradiction

You come and go You come and go Come a, come a, come a, come a, come a chameleon You come and go Do you not know this song? I've never heard this song in my whole life. Fucking Culture Club, dude. Boy, George.

I had my dreams. Yeah. Red, gold, and green. Red, gold, and green. Didn't hear your wish. Okay, that's crazy. You've never heard of Karma Chameleon by Culture Club. You should play that the next time you go spin the discs.

I don't think that's my vibe. Spin the ones and twos. No, no. It's everyone's. It's not my vibe. It could be your vibe. No, I'm not going from drop it like it's hot to that song, okay? It's not happening.

It could happen, though. It's not. You know, a true artiste in the DJ world would be able to pull that off. You can't transition from that into, like, fight night, okay? You just can't do it. I mean, you know who could do it? Blake Horseman would try. No, dog.

He's going straight into... If he goes from karma chameleon into let it go... He probably would. Fave thing. Oh, God. How you doing? I'm doing good. How are you doing?

I'm good. I got a haircut today, so... Oh, that looks nice. Yeah, yeah thanks i went to the i'm getting rims put on my car what kind of rims like i don't know what's gonna look like guys like i'm just going full balls to the wall we're just gonna dump a bunch of money into it and we're just gonna see what happens all right so yeah but i went to the rims I am a car guy, but I'm like a old car guy that uses like all like the original parts and stuff. So I go in there and it's these fucking dudes talking about like 18s on threes and fucking 150s and dinner. And I'm like, I don't know what you guys are talking about.

And they're like, well, you got 15s on right now. If you can go up to 18s, like, can you fucking Photoshop a picture of the tire that i like onto the car that i have so i understand what this is gonna look like and luckily they they can do that and so i was gonna say yeah they should be able to do that yeah they figured it out anyway so um so i'm just like i'm just over here like doing like my own pimp my ride like you and Tish should talk because she's currently also pimping her ride. Is she? She's going like full redneck. Go into Tish character and tell us what's happening as if Tish were here.

All right. So I got a 4Runner. It's my dream car. But like I want like badass tires and I want like the big rack on the front and I need the lot so that like it's like super like stands out and like looks badass. And I want it lifted. And I'm like, mom, that's like redneck is out. Well, I like redneck. All right.

Cool. So we got a redneck. All right. Cool. So we got a redneck MT here. I love it, man. Hey, Mama Tish, I have a Land Cruiser. She's getting a 4Runner. I have got nothing but love for that. It's fine.

I mean, 4Runners are pretty cool. She loves it, though. That's awesome. She's like, did you know that there is a whole 4Runner community? It's a thing. 4Runner off-roading is a big thing. And I'm like, okay, cool, Mom. Are you going to go off-roading with all these fucking dudes from Macon, Georgia?

Is that what you're doing? I don't know. Did she buy the car? She bought it. It's at the shop getting things done to it. Oh, yeah. And she actually gets here on Thursday and is picking it up. So I'll post a pic for you guys. I cannot wait to see.

Does she have a name for the car? I'm not sure. I'll have to ask. She needs to name it. I don't think so. She needs to name it. What's your car's name? My Land Cruiser's name is Jolene.

I knew that. What's the new one's name? Well, we have a couple different options. Oh, I love this. Yeah. It's a black Mercedes-Benz. So I was thinking something like June Carter because, you know, Johnny Cash is the man in black. But I feel like it needs to be a female name, you know.

I don't know why, but guys like to name their cars girls' names. I don't know why, but guys like to name their cars girls' names. So I went with June Carter in my family text chain, but then my sister-in-law came at me with Angela Merkel, and I was like, huh? And she was like the prime minister of Germany who's a badass bitch, and I was like, okay, hold on. That's kind of funny.

That's ridiculous. So it might be Angela Merkel, or it might be June Carter. What do you like? Or it'd just be Juneela i think june is better yeah angela's weird i know but it's pretty funny like it's a funnier story well they both i mean it is a funnier story yeah i don't know anyways well good luck with that thanks so much how's everything going over there in Nashville? Pretty good. We've been having some phenomenal weather, I'll tell you. You mean post Ida? Yes, it rained for a hot minute, flooded a little bit. Now we've got beautiful, dare I say, almost fall-like weather happening right now. It's a little warmer than that, but not much humidity, lots of sunshine.

We've got a breeze flowing. It's been great. I've been outside all day, every day for three days. Very nice. Have you been anywhere? Were you anywhere? No, I've been home for a minute. Really?

I've been chilling, but I'm about to get busy. Are you? Yeah, I'm going to Austin this weekend to play Blended Festival. Our boy, DJ Blake Blake will also be there. Does he? Hold on. Does it go like DJ Blake or do you just do that? I just do that because I like to make fun of him.

Okay. He'll be there too. So Austin this weekend and then I come home and I horse show for a week. Very exciting. And then I go back to Austin for ACL because Miley's playing and I've never been to ACL and I really want to go. And then I come back and I actually think I'm doing a little Euro trip in October. Nice. And then I come back and then I have another horse show.

And then it's Halloween, which is my favorite holiday, which we need to start talking Halloween costumes. We do. And then it's fucking Christmas. I know. Well, first it's Sarah's birthday, and then... Yeah, she's a Sag. Yeah, so I gotta do, like, I need, and so our

anniversary's coming up. Cha-ching! We need a sound effect for cha-ching. I'm gonna put it in post. Anniversary's coming up. Cha-ching! And then her birthday. Cha-ching. I'm going to put it in post. Anniversary's coming up. Cha-ching. And then her birthday. Cha-ching. And then Christmas.

Cha-ching. Your boy's going to be all that money I made on Paradise will be gone. Out the window. Out the window in freaking diamonds and gold. Is that what you're getting her? Well, I don't.

She listens. Well, for her birthday. I know what she wants. She wants diamond earrings. And so I think I will do that. But I don't know if it's going to be for. Because she listens to this podcast. I don't want to ruin it.

So I don't know if it's going to be. She does? Yeah, she loves this podcast. Oh, by the way. Oh, I have to make an, so I don't want to ruin it. So I don't know if it's going to be... She does? Yeah, she loves this podcast. Oh, by the way, I have to make an amendment. I have to make an amendment. So in the last, see this is the problem when you never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

I always say that and I believe that fully, but when your fiance listens to the podcast sometimes that doesn't work. So I did this whole bit about how I think the reason why men underpacking women overpacks is men know they have to carry all their women's shit in the airport and that's why we underpack because we want we have to be able to save some strength to carry everything else to be fair she was like that's bullshit i was fine carrying my stuff you just insisted on it

and and you're right sarah i was wrong i'm sorry and maybe this is antiquated and this is from a bygone era and i need to be more of a feminist but if i saw a guy carrying a just a one little roller bag carry-on and a girl and the girl he's with had like three giant suitcase i'd be, that guy is a piece of shit. You know? That guy belongs on Bachelor in Paradise with the other trash. Yeah. Yes, of course you said, don't worry about it.

But of course I'm going to, because one, I'm a gentleman and a scholar and I'm chivalrous. And two, I don't want people judging me being like, look at this fucking asshole. You know, like way outkick this coverage with this fucking super successful actress and he won't even carry your bags what a garbage human you know i agree with you what a chris or a brendan you know for real trash so speaking of paradise we probably

got to get into it well we should start the show first. Yeah, let's do that. Is it you or is it me? I don't know. Maybe you. All right. I think it's actually you. Oh, you want me to do it? Yeah, go for it. The Rose and Hose,

you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Wells and Brandy. Karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon. You come and go. You know what's really funny is that the song is called Karma Chameleon. And it took me a long time to find the song because I thought it was

Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Chameleon. Oh, God. So I'm an idiot. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you haven't heard of Built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through Built. You don't even have to check with your landlord to start earning points that you can use towards flights, hotel stays, fitness classes,

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They did cut me out of it, and it's fine because I know that I think I'm a very large part of all of next week because I know what happens. Uh-huh. But who knows? Overarching thoughts on BIP this past week. The men are trash. Not all the men. All of them except Joe are trash. I think Riley's a pretty stand-up guy.

Riley's, yeah. My mom and I talked about that. He, for a minute there, like, I got worried that Marissa was so worried letting him go like she kind of lost her shit and i was like is there something going on we're not seeing that's warranting her to lose her mind over this right now but he seemed to pull it together and be good yeah so yeah there's a couple but for the most part this cast garbage yeah you think kenny's This cast. Garbage. Yeah. You think Kenny's garbage? I don't think he's not garbage. He fucked Demi, like, right off the, just, yeah, what, in the boomerang?

Yup. Like, just zero questions. Just decides to sleep with the girl he doesn't know. That doesn't make you trash. It's not not garbage. No, that just makes you a guy. Not not garbage, though. Yeah, okay.

Is Noah trash? I don't know. I've barely heard Noah speak. Yeah. So TBD. Riley and Joe are the only non-garbage men. Yeah. Got it.

Interesting. Thomas, is Thomas trash? Trash. Is Aaron trash? Aaron's trash. He went on another date when he had Becca Koffrin. What are you doing? James? Trash. I haven't heard him speak either, so TBD.

Chris? TBD. Chris is the king of garbage. He's the king of garbage. Actually, he and Brendan, I don't know which one's worse. I do feel like Brendan is a little more premeditated in his actions, but honestly, I don't know. And, I mean, at least we know who Brendan is. I don't even know who Chris is. I've never seen him before. I'm serious.

And he's not, at least Brendan's like, Brendan's not that hot. Like, I don't really get why everyone's so obsessed with him, but, like, Chris is really not hot. Like, I just, like get why everyone's obsessed with them, but like, Chris is really not hot. Like I just like just any, I liked Chris. Like what is Chris thinking that he's going to ditch just any, she is such a catch. Like he has no business being with a girl as hot as just any,

and he had just any, and he's treating her like trash. I can't. Wow. So you're liking this week's episodes. I mean, I hate it because everyone sucks. But yeah, like, it's good TV. It got good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It got good, yeah. Who should we go in on first? Brendan, because it happened first. I mean, what are your thoughts on it? I mean, it does seem like he was just kind of like floating along with Natasha until Piper was going to get there. I'm like a little surprised at like how trashy he is, but like we all kind of saw this coming, right?

Like I feel like everyone, including Natasha, knew something was up about him, like not kissing on her and not like flirting with her. And like there was obviously something going on with him, right? Like and Natasha knew that because, you know, the whole time she's been like frustrated at his lack of of progressing their relationship. So it's like obviously those red flags were there. So are we surprised? No.

You know who I'm actually kind of surprised at is Piper. Why? Because I loved her on that season. And I think she's in it just as bad as him almost. She didn't come and lead somebody on but she was sure okay with the fact that he did she was actually pissed at him until she found out what he was doing and when he said yeah basically i've been leading on natasha so i can stick around for you she's like oh great okay still love ya like it was that should be a red flag yeah i mean

that dinner was so funny because he was trying to dance around it. And she was pissed. And she got upset. And you knew the internal dialogue, the internal monologue was like, shut the fuck up. I'm trying to kill you without saying it out loud so I don't look like an asshole. And she wasn't getting it. And he's just like, oh, fine. I'll just say it.

Yes, of course I was leading her on for you. And then she was like, oh, fine. I'll just say, yes, of course. I was leading her on for you. And then she was like, oh, thanks. Okay, great. We're good. She was like, oh, great. Yeah. You treated somebody else like trash.

Awesome. Once he did it, he was like, you idiot. Going back to your original point, we should have seen it coming. Is there an argument for Brendan to stand on in terms of like, I was never really in on Natasha and you should have picked up on that. And since you didn't, it's kind of on you. Is there? Okay. I'm trying to see if there's any way out for this guy. No, there's no way out. Is there any way to hook up before paradise without having this happen? I think the only way is if you just completely 100 come into paradise and own it yeah right off the bat it's the only way

yeah i mean that's what happened with blake he didn't own it they tried to sweep it on the rug these situations are a little different but here's the problem with blake if blake had come in straight up honest and was like yep i fucked her fucked her. Yep, I fucked her. I don't know who I like. I'm still kind of open. I'm really sorry for doing that. I'm a fuck boy, but I'm working on myself. I think everyone would have been like, okay. And then they would have gone on, you know?

This one's interesting because it does seem like they did a little bit of scheming beforehand. The only thing I didn't like, which was something that I didn't see, was like them kind of talking trash about Natasha on the daybed together, where he effectively said something like, well, she's got no prospects now.

Like, what was she thinking? That's a really mean thing to say, especially if you have kind of manipulated someone for a while. Yeah, like who the fuck does he think he is? I'm sorry. And then him like rubbing his mic. Yeah.

You're so dumb. And talking about how many fucking followers I have. Oh, I know. Come on. We got to write a playbook for everyone. I should write a playbook for everyone. Here are the rules of going on the batch. Never talk about your followers because everyone knows

it's part of your end game, but it's the most unattractive thing for anyone to hear because it's so unrelatable and just gross. I had like 72,000 followers when I left. Oh my God.

I just felt like he showed his kind of true self when he was doing that and and what i didn't like about that was piper went along with it because then it kind of showed her true colors because i think it like i think any woman i don't know most women i think would hear that and be like that's fucked up hold on Hold on. Pump the brakes. Don't be mean about it. You know? But she kind of went along with it. So I was just like, ew.

Are both of them meanies? I think so. Yeah. I think part of it with her is she's so young. She's like 23 or something. I know. Just so young. It's bad.

But it's so funny because I remember, I even say something to Natasha in the Lynn Last Nights episode because she's like, sounds like something familiar. And I'm like, yep, it does. Because it was a weird thing of everyone was saying this about Brendan and Piper. And then all of a sudden it's like the Chris show. We're got to get Chris out. Everyone went off on them.

And I was like, wait, hold on. Is this Public Enemy number one? Or isndan and piper public enemy number one natasha says it at the end of that of the episode last night but she's like cool so we kicked one asshole out why are we not kicking the other asshole out you know what i mean yeah if everyone's gonna stand up for jesenia i'm glad they did but like why is no one standing up for Natasha? Yeah, I think they're going to keep it in. I have a long conversation with Natasha about all the stuff that's happening coming up next week. I think that the difference between the Chris and Brendan is that Chris was really in your face about it.

Whereas Brendan was, I guess you said it may be a little more calculated with it right going to the tight ass party which by the way everyone stayed back at the resort that wasn't invited and i got everyone tanked that night just by the way i think i even i got that party looked lame as hell yeah and honestly i think i like i, I think I got my phone out and turned the music on because I was like, no, they're not filming us. It's fucking, they're out there. All the camera guys are out there. So we got, we raged that night.

That's so funny. Him making out with Alana on the dance floor. Like, I'll give you like off the side, you guys were having a conversation and you made out, like, I'll give you that off the side you guys were having a conversation and you made out like I'll give you that all day great good but doing it on the dance floor in front of everyone it was like kind of performative and like I think he was a little drunk if you ask me very possible it was just a bad look it was really bad it was like he had no remorse about it like I don't think he felt bad one bit about just sending it doing that because even after he comes back it's not like he's over there trying to apologize to her like you know like

nothing like he's just ignoring her it's weird yeah it was tough and then he was like you know i wasn't getting what i needed from you don't start kind of gaslighting this this poor woman after you yeah you just did this and the only reason he even tried to come talk to her at all is because everybody he came over to the bar and everyone was like hey you need to go talk to justinia oh i know like you need to go say something to her that's the only reason he even approached her yeah and then he the whole thing is like when he gets the date and he's like i came here to follow love and i'm gonna follow my heart and no one can say anything about it and everyone's like what the who the fuck are you talking to right now that was hilarious i say i wasn't there for that like i didn't know that

happened so watching it back i was like oh what a weird thing to do oh god he's just a weirdo do you feel bad for demi honestly not really no because she caught she went in and swooped mari's man yeah like here's the and you know here's the thing i do feel bad for jessenia because of just how fucking disgusting he he was at that party in front of her like no no woman should have to like watch their guy like do that like that's just uncalled for in so many ways however she did ditch Ivan for Chris so a teeny tiny part of me that is like like you did ditch Ivan for somebody so the fact that he's ditching you for a girl like is kind of karma but it's the way he did it that was so so bad like here's the thing girl like Mari came to you and was like pouring her heart out to you

and trying to talk to you in confidence about what was going on in her relationship and then you swoop in and have sex with her man. I don't really feel bad for Demi. There's two scenes where I was just like, oh no. The one where he comes back and she whispers in his ear,

do you want to go to the boom room room? And he's like, no, I'm tired. I was just like, oh no oh no oh god i can understand where he's coming from there he shouldn't have said i'm tired he should have said that's gonna look really bad if i come back from a date and i go sleep with somebody like that's just not a good look that's what he should have said but him saying like i gotta get some sleep it's like dude no no no no don't say that i felt bad i felt bad for her there and then i felt really bad for her because of what she was saying um because i just think it looked bad when she was just like mari's a mean girl and i'm nice and like she's fake and I'm not.

And I was just like this. I just think this looks bad, you know? No, it does because. I'm sorry, but Demi needs to take a look in the mirror when she's saying who's mean and who's not like. Mari's not the mean girl here. Demi is the mean girl and saying stuff like Mari's boring and whatever. And I'm fun and she's not like that's you're being the mean girl here. Demi's the mean girl. And saying stuff like, Mari's boring and whatever and I'm fun and she's not, like, that's, you're being a mean girl.

And I don't know, like, that's why I don't really feel bad for her. And, like, it's hilarious. Like, she's sitting there in hysterics being like, but I'm so awesome and fun. No, you're acting fucking crazy, okay? Like, you're not awesome and fun. You're being a psycho girl right now.

And guys don't like that. Like, hello, Mari's the one that's over here cool calm and collected having adult conversations it's like she just needs a reality check I feel yeah there's also like a little bit of projection I feel like with Demi I think a lot of the things that maybe she's insecure about herself she sees in other people and then she tries to exploit you know yeah i don't know i i did feel bad for dem because i think that she is helping drive the show so much this season that i want the best for her and it just it just isn't looking good i suppose but who knows it's not over yet true and we haven't even touched i mean it's so funny because we didn't even talk about the kendall of

it all well i know because they haven't really showed anything. Yeah, she just comes. Aside from the initial conversation. But, like, I didn't see anything about Joe and Kendall or Serena. Yeah, I know. Because there's just so much going. There's just too much going on. I think the thing that, like, bugged me the most is that she.

I don't know if bug's the right word. That, like, I think would have gotten me the most if i was serena is that she came in there and she used a pet name a pet name is such a flex yeah like like can you also that's your pet name you yeah hate that what was it was um butthead butthead butthead yeah how old are we can you imagine if you were dating someone and your ex came in and was and called your pet the pet named you like that i would be like oh god please don't ever oh my god like and then i think sarah would fucking murder somebody if that happened you know probably yeah you know yeah i was just like kendall fucking flex girl like i i loved it i loved the whole thing but here's my question to you do you think that kendall is still in love

with joe do you think that joe is still in love with kendall or do you think that no one's in love with anybody and they just want to come to paradise to date other people i think that both of them absolutely still have feelings for each other. Do they love each other? Here is my very deep take on this. You guys are telling me that living in Los Angeles and Chicago

and refusing to move is the reason you guys can't make it work. Are you fucking kidding me? Why do you say that? I'm sorry. What? Why do you say that?

I think that's a big deal. Because it's not a big... Chicago is great. LA is great. Like, if you love somebody? I think that's a big deal. It's not a big Chicago is great. L.A. is great. Like if you love somebody, just fucking do like move. Like if two people love each other that much and one of them can't make the sacrifice and like they can't compromise together and like make it work. And it's in the same fucking country. Like, come on.

It's a three and a half hour flight. Like it's not fly back and see your friends every other month no biggie fly your parents out for the weekend no biggie like it's not that deep i just think the fact that neither one of them can like make a sacrifice or compromise for the other for a little bit and there's just no movement at all i'm saying this because i'm i was in the same situation only a lot more dramatic right my my guy was a half a world away, not the three-hour fucking flight. If two people love each other, they make that work. And the fact that they aren't finding a way to make it work and that that's the reason they're broken up, I don't know

if they love each other that much. Good call. As much as I think, as much as I thought. Not wrong. I like that take. There were a few things that I wish Joe had said. Maybe he did. It was cut or something. But I do wish that he had said, hey, listen, I moved to LA after the show. And, you know, albeit, yes, he was doing Dancing with the Stars and figuring out, like,

maybe if he was going to be in the entertainment industry. But I wish he had been like, I moved there. You owed it to me to try it where I'm from. You know, like, I think that's fair.

Also, I'm sure you guys could make enough money and you could have a department in both places. But that's either here. For sure. That's either think that's fair. Also, I'm sure you guys could make enough money. You can have an apartment in both places, but that's for sure. That's what I'm saying is there's to me, like, I hate when people make it so black and white, you know, it's like, if you really love somebody, people that are in love do some crazy shit, right? Like when you really love somebody, like you do things you never thought you would do, you make sacrifices you never thought you would make. So if you're not doing that and you're not at least having a conversation about how to make it work and finding some sort of compromise, then is the

love really as, as great as you thought? I don't know. And I think that's what Joe was saying when she said, I said, I would never move for a man. And then he said, well, I'm not just some man. And I thought that was a very, very good way of saying like if i truly am your your you know person then i'm not just some man but that's how you see me as just some man and ipso facso that means that i'm not your person and this shouldn't work and that's i do think that he because he kept on being like but that's not what happened kendall that's not what happened and i do think that like she maybe has revisionist history about this whole thing and he's like that's not fair i came back and i tried to fix this and now you're here trying to fuck up my shit that's not fair

i know i kind of hope somebody else comes in that she that then she goes on a date with somebody else and like moves on. Like, that's kind of what I hope. The thing that sucks here is it's a completely different story. If it's the other way around, if Kendall's there day one and she has a connection with Thomas or whoever, and then Joe comes in and all of a sudden Joe looks like the guy that's

trying to break up Kendall's happiness, you know, right. Kendall, Kendall's a victim of timing unfortunately so i think people need to keep that in perspective because i think that people are going to be mad at kendall as this show goes on mad at her and it's like all is fair in love and war whatever like i think i think that was her shot and she was willing to come down there and take it but

if joe's gonna say hey i'm in another relationship and i need you to respect that then she's got to respect that yeah fair enough shoot your shot but if it doesn't go in the fucking basket then you gotta yeah move on to the next play are you mad at becca and thomas no i'm not shocked one bit thomas moved on the minute he had another option like i think we all expect that from thomas right like at least he's been i mean i guess in the very beginning he wasn't up front about being trash but then he kind of owned being trash, right? Like, at least he's been, I mean, I guess in the very beginning, he wasn't upfront about being trash, but then he kind of owned being trash. And now it's like, at least we know Thomas is trash. Well, he's consistent. He's consistent.

And I mean, poor Becca. I felt bad for Becca this entire time because they bring her in and she has like zero options, right? It's like like Aaron's sweet and all but how much older is Becca than Aaron like that's not working yeah and it and like I love Aaron but I just that's that's not I would have never put those two together right it's like he's sweet and I'm sure that they have fun together but at the end of the day it's that's not what she's looking for and so it's like she's just been down here with no options. I mean, Thomas is the only other option.

And honestly, I think it's a better fit than Aaron. Yeah. I had forgotten how dramatic the Chris of it all was. Like, I remember like that night happening and being like, all right, that guy left.

And this week seems the most dramatic hands down. yeah, this is not the week when doing the show thought that was fucking crazy at all, at all. And so that's why I'm like, this season's really good because every week it's like, oh shit, I forgot about all that. And it's just going to get crazier and crazier

as it goes on. Yeah. What's crazy is that we're this far in and we haven't gotten to the third rose ceremony yet. No, I know. It's insane. We have so many rose ceremonies. I'm like sitting there being like, how are they going to fit them all in?

How are we going to do this? We're not even halfway through the season. I know. It's crazy. Is that all of it? I think so. We've done almost 40 minutes on Paradise. 40 minutes.

Yeah, exactly. You got any fave things, bro? Bro, I got a least fave thing. Give it to me. White Lotus. Oh, yeah? Was the dumbest show I've ever seen oh really i thought you loved it i was i love no never loved it i was sticking with it because it's an hbo series it's a great cast and

i was like all right it's weird but like surely this is going to be worth it in the end not worth it one bit hated it i like i was like surely in the last episode or two, they're going to make some sort of story arc here. There's going to be some payoff for sticking out through six hour long episodes of this weird ass show. Nope. It ends so weird. There's no plot. There's no story arc. There's no conflict, really. There's no nothing except a bunch of freaking weirdos having weird experiences at this hotel. And it just fell flat. I didn't like it at all. My mom didn't like it at all.

We were talking about it earlier today. And I just don't understand how all these awesome actors signed up for this mediocre show. Wow. I wish you would have watched it because I'm curious to see if you saw something in it I didn't, but I just thought it was a waste of my time. Interesting. I know. You want to know where I'm at with Sex and the City?

Yes. I'm so deep in. Oh, my God. I don't know what season I'm on. Five, six, something crazy. Carrie's living in Paris with this old guy who we know she doesn't really like yeah right she just like likes that he like has this like luxurious lifestyle and she feels

like she's running out of time to find a man so she's like with this weird art dude in paris and big comes to the rescue there he is that's where we're at. And so she's back in New York. I don't know what's going to happen with her in big. He says she's the one. I really want to believe him, but I just can't. Yeah, can't. You can't believe in big. You can't because men are trash. Yes, we've

learned that this week, haven't we? I think I'd like it to have a coffee mug that says that. Yeah, that's a good. We should do that. Yeah. Hashtag your favorite thing, men are trash. Men are garbage. Goodbye. Have you seen the documentary on Netflix, Turning Point 9-11 and the War on Terror?

Nope. Someone just told me about it though. Is it awesome? I don't know how to even perceive it. It's not. It is very well done. And it gives you a lot of perspective about what the fuck is happening in afghanistan and all this stuff you know like it does give you like a good history lesson sarah and i watched it and it really hits home for her because she

lived in new york during it and obviously this is like the almost traumatic for her but everyone remembers like where they were when all this when the two towers went down and everything the story of how it happened and then like what happened afterwards and how our government justified a lot of things and the war machine economy that is created on this thing. Like the amount of money that we spent in this war in the Middle East. And it was just, it just is very hard to watch. But I think it's like, as an American, everyone should watch it and learn about it and then maybe do their own research. Cause I'm sure it's a little bit biased. It's tough to watch.

Okay. Turning point 9-11 and the war on terror. Okay. We got, 9-11 and the war on terror. Okay, we got to talk challenge. Oh, gosh. Still, I need you to start watching. Just get into it, please. I need you to be involved.

I don't know. I just want to continue my reign of dislike towards Fessy. I think he is the worst player in challenge history. He's so dumb. I don't understand what he's thinking. Okay, so here's what happened. The rookies are all still so stupid because the rookies can't figure out how to band together and not get fucking put against each other. And guess what? The one black guy, one gay black guy who's a rookie gets thrown in for the fourth time or some ridiculous thing. Guy fucking lives in the elimination pit. It's unacceptable. And they're doing good every time.

But still, they're getting thrown in there because they're two rookies. And his partner is the freaking survivor girl who's got this sweet little relationship with the French guy and you don't want her to go because she's a badass dude. She got fucking smoke in the face, was bleeding, didn't even matter. She kept on going. So they go back in again

and then Fessy comes in there and he says to Amber B, I'm glad that our relationship has mended and we're going to continue with the big brother alliance. And Josh is like, don't you dare put amber b in and he's like i'm not going to or whatever and then fucking fessy makes a deal with the guy that's going in the pit to throw in the irish guy who's gay so you got the two gay guys having to fight it out which is like whatever I would probably throw that guy in too because he does seem like a weak link.

Stay tuned. Not true. And then fucking Fessy comes in and puts Amber B in. And Josh is like, don't you do it. Don't you fucking do it. And everyone goes absolutely ballistic. Fessy, you are so stupid. You just blew up the alliance you had with Big Brother.

And then you also blew up the alliance that had with Big Brother, and then you also blew up the alliance that the vets have, because now no one trusts anybody. You are the worst person at this game, and I hope you lose! CT for the win. That's all I got. You gotta watch the challenge. Do I?

I mean, you should. I don't know. I mean, you should. I don't know. I mean, you should. Oh, I started watching a show on a channel called Epics. Dude, I don't even know what channel this is, but. What? It's called Epics. It's called Chapelweight or Chapelwhite.

Here's the tag. It's got Adrian Brody as the lead. Oh. He's like ugly hot, I feel like, huh? Yeah, totally. Yeah. In the 1850s, Captain Charles Boone relocates his family to his ancestral home in the small, sleepy town of Preacher's Corners. Charles will soon have to confront the secrets of his family's history and fight to end the darkness chapel white or chapel

wait not sure adrian brody's in it emily hampshire who played stevie on schitt's creek she's in it it's an adaptation of stephen king's short story it takes place in the town that Salem's Lot takes place in, which is one of his most famous and earliest novels. And it's kind of like a prequel to what happens at Salem's Lot. Anyways, it's got a little bit of the Haunting at Hill House vibe to it, but it's more Stephen King-y. I'm only a couple episodes in, but I kind of dig. It's on Epix. So, yeah, check it out if you want like a spooky one. All right.

That sounds good. Now that Halloween's right around the corner, all the good spooky TV and movies are going to come out. Yeah. Got to. Have you thought about what you're going to be for Halloween? No, and I got to figure it out, too, because, you know. Do you know what you're going to do for Halloween? No, I don't know what I'm going to do.

What are you going to do? I'm pretty sure I'm playing a show. So as soon as I have those details, I will pass them out. Okay. Very excited about that. Could that be in Nashville? No. Oh.

It is not. Why? Are you going to be in Nashville on Halloween? No, because you always throw a big Halloween party. I know. Nashville? No. Oh. It is not. Why? Are you going to be in Nashville at Halloween? No, because you always throw a big Halloween party. I know. I know. And I've had a lot of people reach out about that and they're not thrilled that I'm not doing it this year.

Yeah. But, you know, I got to make that money. Halloween. Right around the corner. Do you know what you're going to be? I think I do, but I'm not going to tell. I'm going to wait for the big reveal. Wait, tell me and I'll bleep it out.

Me and two of my girlfriends are going to be from. That's good. Pretty good. That's pretty good. Yeah. The outfits like you, but like kind of slutty because Halloween. Yeah. OK, that's good.

Raising the bar there. You got work to do. I mean, I assume you and Sarah are going to do another couple's outfit. Got to. But we're just running out of fucking cool to cool things to do like what happened this year what was the big thing like we had like tiger king was the thing last year yeah it was i don't know that's the thing i don't know either what if we went as chris and alana i literally the biggest scandal I know about.

Yeah. I do have some Muzaks, though. Did you listen to the new Drake album? No. And I saw a lot of people were upset that I didn't... Survived Loverboy. Is it good? It's all right.

I've listened to it a few times through. It's not like views or anything, but I don't know. I saw people giving me crap because I didn't know that his nickname was Drizzy. Yeah, you're the only person on the planet that didn't know that. Let's just put, I mean, this should not be a shock to everyone. Not the biggest hip hop guy. You know, I'm just not. Oh, I know.

And that's okay. That's fine. Here are the formats that I had to work in radio. So I had to focus all my attention on learning this type of music. I had to do AAA, which is basically indie or Americana. I had to do classic rock, which was a lot of shit I had to learn because I'm not old enough. And I had to do pop. Okay.

Well, you know. Not to be rude about it. And I had to do pop. Okay, well, you know. Not to be rude about it. And I had to do pop. And that was something I really had to learn because, fuck, there's just a lot of terrible pop music out there. Yeah, there is. No offense. Your sister's amazing. But it was just like, ugh.

I just didn't learn it. If you want to go fucking old school, you know, the chronic, you know, Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg. You know, Eminem, Tupac, Master P. We can talk. Anyway, so do you not have any music? I do. I have one.

It's Anderson.Paak put out a new song called Fire in the Sky that I'm that. Such a vibe. Yeah. I could sit down on a commercial of some sort. Oh, totally. Is that all you got? That's all I got. Unless you want me to play some Drake songs, but I don't think he needs our promotion drizzy do you mean drizzle the drizz no no not drizzle not drizzle

just drizzy never drizzle who is someone else drizzle probably if there's not i want that to be my rap name drizzle you want that to be yours or the name of like an ice cream shop that i opened i don't know either way that would be a good one that would be i got a couple for you nathaniel rate lift the night sweats have a new single out called survivor that i'm just some great survivor I'm afraid that the weight of the world is catching up with you I'm afraid that nothing is catching up to me too That guy's cool. It's a vibe. Really like that one.

And then, oh, this rag and Bone Man with Nothing But Thieves doing Alone. So I guess this is a Nothing But Thieves remix. Okay. I like both of those bands. Supposedly. All your sisters and your brothers are half significant others of their own Must be a thousand times she told you that your body's getting older, don't you know? But don't that make you feel alone

Don't let me make you feel alone Don't let me make you feel alone Don't let me give you the road When you're on your own You'll get married to a man Who has all the desire plants below Pretty good. I like that.

Nothing but thieves with Rag and Bone Man alone. What would you rather have, fruit bats or Sturgill Simpson with Willie Nelson? Always Willie Nelson if that's an option. With Sturge? Yeah. This is Juanita. This is the most willie nelson-y sounding song but it's really sturge simpson doing a lot of the vocals uh god you know he's got that alan jackson vibe he's got a love so hold on juanita i'll find you again You are the ocean I am a grain of sand

In waves of emotion A violent and craving man But the day that I found you Come washed over the storm The sun came up And saw blue eyes And the moon in arms so warm Juanita

Where'd your mama get that name? There's no senorita Juanita, it's Dirtle Simpson. That's all I got really, dude. Yeah? Yeah. We good? We out?

I think so. All right. Well, you got any big things going on this week into the weekend or what's happening? Were you not listening? I'm playing in Austin, Texas this weekend. That's right. I wasn't listening. Sorry.

Well, good luck. Have fun. DJ Blake. DJ Blake. Come on. What's the dues? Make sure. Dip your waitresses.

Keep Austin weird, weird bro I love Austin I'm excited Although it is 100 degrees there Which I'm not excited about Yeah Get some good barbecue That's all Actually

Really You know Whatever Yeah Alright YFTers We love ya Love y'all See y'all. Love y'all.

See y'all later. Dude, you gotta play it for me. Nope. Come on. Nope. Dude, it would kill at your show. No. Just saying, yes it would. No, it wouldn't.

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