Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Miley's Star, Salmon Jizz & a Full Blown Midlife Crisis

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

Wells is in full midlife crisis mode: A new espresso era, a power washer obsession and a big purchase he's a little embarrassed to talk about. But the show must go on... So Brandi shares all the behind-the-scenes from Miley's Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony (Donatella Versace and the vintage Atelier Versace gown, Anya Taylor-Joy's speech, but no Spencer Pratt?). Plus, she unveils the truth about the headline breaking the internet about “Miley's husband.” Also on the docket: Brandi should go on The Traitors, men who read fiction are a green flag, and don't tell Matt about the salmon jizz. Plus, a potato masher from Amazon that is causing some confusion and MTV shows that should make a comeback. Date My Mom? Gold. Oh, and Wells needs to die with $500 in his bank account so he can leave his loved ones confused at his funeral. Classic Wells. Love ya, Fam! 🖤 Our Favorite Things: (18:32) Dutton Ranch (23:02) Widows Bay (23:32) The Burrows (27:34) Perfect Match (30:12) Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed   Thank you to our awesome sponsors:  Storyworth: Give Dad a gift that captures who he really is, before the stories get harder to remember. Order RIGHT NOW and save up to $20 at storyworth.com/yft.  Betterhelp: Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/yft. Hers: Visit forhers.com/yft to get personalized, affordable care that gets you. Penrose HIll: Head to TryFirstleaf.com/YFT to sign up and you'll get 50% OFF your first box PLUS free shipping for an entire year. Quince: Head to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation. I feel like we just did this. I mean, yeah, we do it every week, Brandy. I don't know. I know, but what day did we do it this past week? Tuesday? Yes, Tuesday, yes. Yeah, and it's Saturday?

This is a quick turnaround, it's all I'm saying. Is this you trying to like prep me for like not having anything to talk about? Yes, it is. Whatever, dude, that's BS because you actually have a good story to tell. I do. And yeah, you were, I mean, unless I'm crazy, I'm pretty sure you were just in L.A. He didn't say hi to me. You were just in L.A.

We recorded the podcast. What do you mean? Oh, yeah. You did see me. Yeah, yeah. You're insane. And then, well, no, then you went to Vegas and then you came back to L.A. Yes.

And then your sister got a star on the walk of the Hollywood. thing of fame. Walk of fame. Yeah, the thing of fame. Yeah. Pretty sickening, huh? It's pretty dope. What more can you do now? I don't know. She's got the Grammys. She's got the Walk of Fame star.

She's a Disney legend. I mean, what else is there? I guess like an Oscar maybe if she was going to maybe go that route. Yeah, but she doesn't really act that much anymore. So it's just like, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Tell me all about it. Who was there? Who spoke?

Did you speak? Like, what has it worked? No, okay. So let me tell you guys about it because, listen, I had a big week. Okay. As you know Wells. Like, I had a big fucking week. And this was at the very end of my week and my trip.

Yeah. And I just had so much going on. Like, I didn't really prep for this. I didn't ask how this was going to go. I didn't research anyone else's walk of fame ceremony. like I just was going into this blind. Didn't really have an outfit picked out. Like I was just on the struggle bus.

So we get there and like I'm like, holy shit. There are so many fucking people here. Like people were camping the night before and, you know, had been in line for days to like be there for her ceremony like the fans. And then there was like a ton of other people there from like the city of Los Angeles, you know? And I was like, damn, I just, I don't know what I was thinking. But I wasn't thinking it was that.

You know, it was a huge freaking deal, as it should be. But I just was like, wow. So it was very cool. Donatella Versace herself was there to give a speech and introduce Miley before she came up and gave her speech. So that was very cool. Miley was wearing custom archival Versace that Donatella had picked out for her. So that was very cool.

Anya Taylor Joy was there. Are you friends with her? Yeah. I thought so. I mean, not friends with her. I sat with her at like a Critics Choice Awards. And I sat next. to her and her very handsome boyfriend or husband. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boyfriend? I think husband.

I don't know. He's like a model. He's very, he's annoyingly attractive. He's very cute. He kind looked like your vibe, though. In my mind, I was like, I think Wells is friends with them, but it was so crazy. Like, I didn't really get a chance to say that, so I didn't do that. But she, they were there. So she and Miley, I guess, I don't know when they became friends, but I started seeing her when Miley was doing all the Chateau shows. Okay. Like she would come and support and be there for that. She's been over to the house, you know, a couple times. And so I've seen her a few times.

And then for whatever reason, maybe she was just the one in town. I don't know. But she gave a speech, which was lovely. Oh, nice. It was a very lovely speech. Then Miley got up and gave an incredible speech. There were some political figures from the city there. I couldn't tell you their titles.

But, like, they seemed very important, you know? Was Spencer Pratt there? Spencer Pratt was not, to my dismay. I do wish he had been there. I guess he's not technically in a Los Angeles. official. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in the running, unfortunately. Would have loved his presence. That would have really just spiced things up. I'm sure all the other actual politicians would not have loved Spencer Pratt's presence, probably, but I would have.

It was great. Like, it was, it's one of those things, you know, Miley's the kind of person that is always, you know, one to say like, oh, words don't matter and, you know, like achievements or whatever. Like, what really matters is, you know, the art and the process and the fulfillment she gets for making music and the, obviously, the fans. and, you know, what matters to her is more like her family and her friends and, like, her relationships and, like, things like that. Like awards and achievements are like just, they're cool, but they're, you know, she's not someone that really strives for that.

But I posted a picture. It was this all I could think about all day. I posted this picture that we took when Miley and I went out to L.A. for her audition for Hannah Montana. It was like one of the times we were out there during the auditioning process. She was like, what, 12? Yeah. And she and I are kneeling down on Steven Spielberg's star.

and she's got like a frappuccine in her hand and therapy sign and like I look ridiculous. I'm in an emo band like it's so insane. Yeah. But it's just so crazy to stand in the same place and and think like back then we could have never imagined that she, we would be walking around. She would have her own star, you know? Like it's just so crazy. It's such a crazy thing.

Like you're walking around as a kid, you know, in all of like all these icons that get these stars on the pavement and now Miley's among them. And it's just so cool. And I said in another interview too, like, it's one of those things where her getting a star is not shocking. Like it's like, I'm very, it's like, my, it's getting a star. It's like, oh, okay. Yeah. Like, of course she is.

She deserves it. You know, she's had an insane career. She's a Disney legend. She's, of course she's getting a star. It's also just like, holy fuck. I can't believe she's getting a star. It's crazy. Yeah.

Very cool. Very cool. So I was, it was really important to me to be there for that. Yeah. It was special. And my mom was there. And Dom and Matt came. And obviously, Max,

and his family was there. And I'm not really sure that I should be the one speaking on this topic. But I was just scrolling Instagram. And there is some freaking headline out that says that my mom at the Walk of Fame ceremony called Max her husband. Okay. And everyone's freaking out. They're like,

Miley's already married. Tish called him her husband. I'm just like, you guys, like she was probably talking about her own husband. Yeah. Because like I guess they're confused about that because my mom turned around and said,

okay, now let's get the husband and the photo. or whatever, and I'm pretty sure she met her own husband, like Dom. It's just so funny, but people are running with it. And it is hilarious to me. People will just grasp at straws. Even if she did say that, my mother, like, odds are she was talking about Dom. Yeah. The context of here is that it wasn't just Mac standing there.

It was also Matt. It was also dumb. You know what I mean? People are just so funny. Well, it's ridiculous because, like, before Sarah and I got married, my brother would always be like, all right, get your wife in here right now. Like, because, you know, it's just like, I don't know. That's stupid.

But also maybe. I have a feeling she was talking about like the boys as a collective, like the men getting in the photo, you know. So, but it's just funny because I was just reading that. I was just like, people are crazy. Yeah. Well, amazing. Well, congratulations to Miles.

Please extend my congratulations to her. I absolutely will. I did see that picture that you posted and I thought it was very cool because, yeah, you know, sometimes you don't get that far in the dream. I don't even know how to react because I never I never dreamed this far in advance. You know, like I never thought this would happen. Yeah. She put a song on her last album called Walk of Fame and shot the video down there and everything.

Oh, cool. And when she did that, she had no idea she was getting her own. But like in a way, I feel like she kind of manifested it, which is cool. So. Amazing. Can I ask the question, though? Because I keep hearing about it. You need to pay for it?

Everyone keeps asking me this. I don't have the answer. I forgot to ask in the chaos of all of it. But I think I said this last week, I wouldn't be surprised if paying for it is some type of donation for the city or something. I think that's probably what it should be if you do pay for it. They all should. Everyone that's got one should probably pay like a yearly thing so they can clean them.

Yeah, I'm sure there's something. You know, like I feel like all those should be cleaned. I do feel like I remember hearing, I forget who it was that got one recently. But I remember someone saying the council of the Walk of Fame, if they're There is one. They don't sit there and decide who gets the next star. You have to have someone put you forward for it. I'm pretty sure. Oh, really? You have to be nominated by- your manager or like, and anyone could do it. But like you don't just get a call one day that you're getting a star. Like someone I think has to submit on your behalf for one or something. Well, amazing. I'm enjoying myself a little espresso. I'm becoming an espresso boy. I'm not sure if you know about that. Yeah.

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All right, I'm embarrassed by it, but it's so fun. You bought a new car? Okay, so this is what happened. So you know, I have, like, my land cruiser, which is, like, the coolest car in the world, but it's a 1989 Toyota Land Cruiser. It's got over 300,000 miles on it. There is a part of me that's terrified to drive it

anywhere outside of Studio City, you know? Sure. Yeah. Especially like if I have to go, like I went to Moore Park the other day and I had to drive it up, you know, up the mountain. And I was like, I don't know what this car's going to make. You know, like, even though it is so reliable, it's just slow and whatever, it's old and it's a gas guzzler. And so I had my father had given me this old Mercedes that I think you probably had

seen in the driveway. Yep. And that thing was a God dang money pit. Okay, I put so much money to trying to make that thing work. And I just, it was so much fun to drive as a little five speed, you know, like I love driving a little manual transmission. I was just like pouring money into it. And it never got to like what I wanted, right? So finally I was like, I got to sell this thing.

So I sold it. Okay. Now I took that money. And then I just went and bought like an old sports car, like a 2007 sports car. I mean, cool. It's so stupid. I want to see what, wait,

yours is a 2000 what? Six. You're hilarious. But it's like full on. I went and got it and I came back and I'm like, Sarah, do you want to come outside and see my new car? As I'm walking her outside,

I'm like, this is such. That's it? Yeah, that's exactly what it looks like. Interesting. Do you like it or no? I don't know.

I don't really picture you as a sports. car guy. I know. I always wondered what the midlife crisis was going to be. And this, this is, it's looking like it. Tish bought a Mercedes convertible in her midlife crisis. Yeah. Hers was over a hundred grand. Oh, so fascinating, mine was, mine was cheap because it was, well, mine was free effectively because I just like transferred the money over to it. Sure. That's how I justified it too, by the way. I was like, one I felt bad, just selling my father's car that gave me that he loved, not have anything to show for it. That money going to a mortgage would have been like, that's fucking lame.

That I just took his money, you know. So I wanted something that represent the thing that I got from him. This is how I'm justifying things. How does it feel to get out of such a low vehicle after being a Land Cruiser guy? You're definitely in a race car. It's hard to get out of it. But it is a six speed manual transmission. It's so fun to drive.

Like it is a race car. It's so fast. Yeah. Full midlife crisis, okay? Full on. Full on midlife crisis. Full on midlife crisis. But you know what?

Here's the thing, though. I was having to ask my wife to borrow her car. And I was like, I can't do this. I'm in my 40s. I can't be, can I borrow your car? You know, like, gross. I need. I feel that.

Right? Matt's got about 12 vehicles here, but he still asks to drive my truck. It drives me nuts. Okay. Yeah. See, I got tired of it. I was like, I'm not, I can't do this.

I feel bad. This is her car. I'm putting miles on her car. I'm actually really excited because I, you know, I go up to Monterey a lot to see my folks and all this stuff. And like, what a fun little car it's going to be to drive up the coast. That's true. You know? How is it on gas?

Really good, actually, because it's, you know, it's, I don't know, like 27 miles to the gallon, I think. Because that land cruiser must suck. 10 miles to the gallon. I can put 20. 20 gallons in, I get 200 miles to it. That's fucking insane. Yeah. Tragedy.

Yeah. Anyways, so I'm having this press. Well, when are you going to post photos of it on the ground? I don't think I'm going to do that because I think that's, I'm not, it's, one, it's like flashy. And that's, I, new car, new Porsche. Yeah, I'm not that guy. I don't want to be that guy, you know? Oh, my God.

But, uh, what about a story post? Just a. Maybe. Okay. Maybe. Anyways. Should we shut the show? That's cute.

Yeah, we should. Go for it. Bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with. Well, some brandy. Brandy. I have a new favorite thing. Really? And this is, maybe this is still going to the thing that I'm like an old guy.

I'm like an old man. I'm like a dad now. I've discovered the love of power washing. Oh, interesting. Have you experienced power washing? I sure fucking have. I have a rental downtown Nashville. I'd be power washing that thing in between every tenant. Do you own your own power washer? Yes. Oh, yeah. There is nothing more satisfying than power washing something that's dirty and seeing the dirt flee from where it is. You know? What are you power washing? Like the concrete slab out front or what? Yes. Oh, we're power washing everything.

We're getting all new furniture outside for the backyard. Okay. It gets so dusty here. I got the power washer out. I was power washing. And then Sarah came outside and she was like, can I try it? She's hooked too. She's out there.

Power washing like a nutcase. It is so, so satisfying. It is. If you're having a bad day, may I suggest some power washing? Maybe this is what I should do on my birthday, Tuesday. Matt's like, what do you want to do? Maybe I have to just whip out the power washer.

Yeah, just clean some shit out, you know. If I told him that's what I wanted to do, he would die. It's an allegory for life, you know, you're just, you know, you're blowing away all the garbage and the filth in your life and you're coming through clean on the other side. Wow. Yeah. This is amazing.

I know. I got power wash the house, actually. That gets tricky. I bought some soap. I have like a soap thing that goes into it so I can spray it up there and then I'm going to power wash it off. I'll probably do a half-ass job. But the backyard is looking great right now. We're having a crawfish boil for my birthday. Oh yeah. I keep getting texts about it. Yeah. I, how many, did you get two texts? Two texts. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So I did so I used part of full. I like,

I know. I know. I made it on Friday for its next Saturday. And so then a day went by and it was like, hey, it's a week out. We're going to remind you everyone. And I'm like, okay. I don't. Speaking of the Yerb Cropfish boil. Yeah. I ran into, I've known her for years, but I saw Jamie Feld at Miley's Walk of Fame thing. Do you hear that is? Yeah, she's our next door neighbor. As I was going to say, she lives behind you or something.

Yeah. That's Kevin Zeger's. She's been Miley's agent forever. And she brought you up. And I was like, I was like, oh, do you? Like Wells has a lot of backyard parties. Do you ever go? And she was like, no, no, no, I don't leave the house.

Yeah. That's Kevin Zeger's wife. Yeah. Yes, I do know this. From the Madison. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This all makes sense now. Yeah, she's like a high-powered, badass bitch and agent in Hollywood.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Huge. She's literally worked with Miley since she was a kid. I invited them to the party. No response yet. No response. Kevin might come.

Kevin might come. And they've got girls and we're having a pool party, so the kids are coming. So I know you didn't respond yet. Like, you didn't get me a maybe. Well, I'm not in town. Okay. Then you get, give me a, Oh, it's okay.

I need to give you a no. I know, I know, I know, I know. Give me a no. I'll give you a no. I hate doing that to people. I hate being like, no. Well, I just, I disagree. I think it's helpful, especially if someone's, you're right.

Because I need to know, I had to know how much stuff I got to get. Well, you know, even if I showed up, I wouldn't be eating crawfish. For sure. I know. So, by the way, we're getting. I'll hit you with the no. We're getting 60 pounds of it, dude. Jeez.

Because I think we're going to have like, like 50 people at that at the house. 50, 60 people. I don't know. Big deal. Love a crawfish, boil. Ripping some tails, sucking some heads. Come on. Oh, gross.

That part's not. Okay, we'll enjoy it. All right. Well, if Miley wants to come over, she can't. She might. Or Tish. I forgot why you came up last week, but she was like, I love Wells. He's the best.

Oh, fuck. You know what's great about that? She called you Wells, not Adam. Yes. She knew it's taken us. That just drives home the point that she does know your actual name, but she just says it the other way. just her effect.

I love her too. I wish, well, she wants to come to my crawfish, well, there's gonna be a lot of, it's gonna be a star-sutted event. Star-studded,

I love it. Yeah. So you got any favorite things, bro? I got a couple. Okay, tell me. Matt and I started Dutton Ranch. Oh, yeah. I mentioned it last week,

but I hadn't started it yet. Have you seen it? Are you planning to watch it? I'm not going to watch it, but I know that you, well, I know that a lot of people, weren't liking marshals.

Yeah. But Dutton Ranch was more of like a link back to the original Yellowstone. Yes. So we watched the first episode, maybe half of the second one before we fell asleep last night. You guys, I don't want to spoil anything. So like I'm trying not to. Like I guess like in Yellowstone fashion, there is just a lot of violence in this episode one. There is just a lot of things that are hard to watch.

one specific scene involving a horse that I had to close my eyes for I hate that. Stop doing that Taylor Sheridan. Can they stop it with that? That's how they started Yellowstone and that's why we didn't watch it because we were like, I know. I'm not watching this. This must be a thing. So yeah, that was my only complaint was there were, there's a few scenes

involving animals that are just hard for me to watch because I just love them all so much. However, the show is great. It's very Yellowstone-esque. The director that he uses for Yellowstone and the 1920 shows. Her name is Christina. She's directing this, which to me,

like makes all the difference in the world. Like whenever I watch something that she's done, I just immediately know that it's her. And whatever, everything she does is amazing. So yeah,

if you loved Yellowstone, didn't love Marshalls, I would say, definitely give this one a go. Episode one's a tough fee to watch, but like once you get past it, then I feel like episode one's probably the worst of it.

Yeah, and it's, you know, it's centered on Beth and Rip, who where I feel, I feel like they were the two most loved characters from Yellowstone yeah right i mean that's suit everyone seemed to to love and gravitate towards so it just like is more about their relationship and they're then like moving on from montana and starting over and it's like i i love the montana culture like that's why i loved

the madison so much because i just love i love seeing montana and i love just everything about the montana lifestyle and then this i don't think this is a spoiler because it's in the in the trailers but beth and ripper moving to texas so this is all shot in texas set in texas so it definitely has a different spin on it, which I think is nice because I don't think it should feel too much like Yellowstone, right? Like we don't want it to all feel the same. Like, I don't want to watch the same show over again. So I think it was smart for them to move it to Texas and get a fresh perspective. And guess who the fuck is in it?

I didn't realize it because he wasn't in episode one, but started episode two. And guess who the fuck is in Dutton Ranch? Ed Harris. Well, yes. But our friend Mark Minchaca. Oh. Ozark Mark. I got to text him. I meant to text him yesterday. Oh yeah. Mark Manchaca is in it nine episodes. He's in it. He is just the fucking best. I haven't talked to him in so many years, but I need to text him. He got married and I just never heard from him again. But he's fucking killing it. He gets the best roles. I mean, he's so talented. I just like he's had such an epic career. I love that he is entering the Yellowstone Ranch or the Yellowstone franchise and doing Dunn Ranch. I think it's perfect. Beth, Beth Dutton and Rip Wheeler fight to survive on their cherished 7,000-acre ranch amid tough times in stiff competition,

while ensuring young Carter becomes the man he's supposed to be Dutton Ranch on Paramount Plus. That's cool. Yeah, the cast is really good. Obviously, you have Cole and Kelly in it, and then, yeah, that, that Jai Courtney guy is, he's been in a lot of stuff. And then, yeah, Mark Menchaca, Ed Harris, Natalie, Alan Lind, there's a hot blonde. We all know that he loves those. Who's the older woman in this? Oh, Annette Benning is in it. Is that her?

Yeah. I know she looks familiar. Her character's incredible. She's very unlikable, which we love. But it's interesting, like, you know, this angle of like cut throat, Texas, you know, ranching. And she owns, like, the ranch in whatever town. that they're living in. Like she is the head honcho.

She's running shit. And her character's just incredible. So I'm looking forward to seeing more of that. That's awesome. All right. Yeah. How many episodes are out right now? Two?

I think three. I think three. Okay. Matt forbid me to watch episode three until he gets home tomorrow. Fair enough. Fair enough. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I take it you guys haven't even tried to do Widows Bay anymore. We haven't yet. No. When he gets home, we will. Well, can I just say that we're, all caught up and it's Sarah

and I's favorite show. It's so good. People have been on, I'm on the side of TikTok that's raving about it. Yeah. It's like the way it's shot is so fun and it's just chef's kiss, fantastic. I love every second of it. But there is something similar, new, created by the Duffer brothers a la stranger things.

Uh-huh. That's on Netflix. That is very good. Okay. What's that called? The Burroughs. Oh, I haven't even seen. We watched the first two episodes yesterday, then Sarah wanted to continue on. And I was like, we need to slow down, all right? We can't rip through this all in one night. It kind of reminds me of the burbs. The cast is ridiculous, by the way.

Alfred Molina, he's the lead. Alphrey Woodward, who's been in everything. Jenna Malone, who was in like hunger games, you know, and like everything back in the day. Gina Davis is in it, Bill Pullman. Jane Casmeric, you know, from like Malcolm, the mom from Malcolm in the middle. Yep. In a seemingly picturesque retirement community, a group of unlikely heroes must band together to stop an unworldly threat from stealing one thing they don't have.

Time. The Burroughs. Okay. So it starts with Alfred's character, Sam, being taken to this like, it's effectively like Florida. or Palm Springs or Scottsdale. It's like where old people go and hang at, like they go live there and everyone drives around in a golf car.

They just play golf every day. And like it's just like an old people's commune. And he's having to go move there because he's signed a contract with his now late wife that they were going to move there. But he doesn't want to go because now that she's dead, he's like, I don't want to, I never wanted to do this. He shows up. He's, you know, kind of a hermit doesn't really want to.

want to make friends. His next door neighbor is Bill Pullman. Bill Pullman comes over with some beers and he's like, let's hang out, dude. And then you find out that like the reason why the house became available is because whoever was living in it, like recently had just died. Oh, yikes. Then more people start dying around him and he witnesses this monster. What's funny is that the Duffer brothers were like, all right, I got an idea. Kids have to fight a month. Great. Okay. Now I got a new idea. Old people have to fight a monster. But what's crazy about this is that I remember Sarah auditioned for this. Oh, no way.

It was years ago. And I think her friend booked it. So she's like not all that bummed about it. Anyways, it's great. And we were talking about it. It's weird that this is what's working in entertainment is like these horror thriller things right now. It is interesting. Like, I don't know if we just go in waves or what, but like, why is it that this is working so well? I can't remember, like, the last time, like, a good comedy came out, which is really weird to me. You know? Yeah, maybe it does. Yeah, I do feel like studios tend to, like, buy a ton of the same thing all at once.

So maybe that is. It just goes in, like, waves of that. The 90s and the 2000s, it was so much comedy, right? It was all the Adam Sandler and the Will Ferrell and Wes Anderson stuff. It was like all comedy stuff. And like, I'm like, I can't remember the last comedy I watched. I know. You know?

Same. Yeah. Like, I think it was happy Gilmore too. And like that was just kind of a amalgamation of the first one, you know? Yeah. Yeah. We're in this like thing of like horror thrillers. And maybe that's what was happening in the 80s.

I think there were a lot of things in the 80s that were like that. Yeah. And I wonder because I was like the kind of the style from the 80s is like coming back now. Like this is what happens when you get old well. You've experienced so many different cycles. Yeah, it all just starts coming back around. I know. Yep.

Well, I'm excited for like the silent film era to come back, you know? Sure. Vodville, you know? Yep. Anyways, the burrow is very fun. Okay. All right. I started something else on the plane,

something that Matt is not going to want to watch. So I thought I'd get it in. I started the new season of Perfect Match. And you've never watched this one, have you? No. This, no. I love it because they pull cast from all kinds of different shows. Like too hot to handle.

There's always a bunch from. Love is Blind. They always pull from. And then this season, it seems like they're also pulling like influencers and like TikTokers, which I don't know how I feel about that. We'll see how that pans out. But you know who's on it that I loved on Love is Blind is Marissa. And I know you're not a huge love as blind guy either, but.

she was just so authentic and genuine on love is blind. Like I just loved her storyline. And of course, she got her fucking heartbroken, like all the girls do. So I'm really excited to see her on this show. And it just seems like she is coming in, like, very confident.

She looks amazing. And she, like, hits it off day one. I don't want to ruin it for you guys, but, like, hits it off day one with somebody. And I, like, already kind of see her going down the same path or she's falling so hard so fast. And I'm like, girl, like, let's, let's knock it our heartbroken.

again. It's like a matchmaking show and like I guess Bachelor tried to do this with Paradise last season but there's also these like challenges which are so fun to watch. You know, it's almost like a game show in a sense because they have to do these crazy outlandish like things, almost like traders, you know, where they have to do like challenges to get ahead. And so I really like that component of it too. But so if you if you like the reality stuff and like and you watch any of those like Loveless Blind to Out to Handel, I would say like definitely turn on perfect match. All right. That looks cool. Yeah. Not sure. recommend watching it on a plane because there's a lot of ass like very scanty bikinis and i just don't make

not sure like maybe everyone on the plane you know was pleased with me for watching this and then i'll see but i don't know it is 2026 you know yeah it's fine it's on netflix right so like it can't yeah it's like it's like fine i did see someone uh post that somebody in the bulkhead of a flight was watching weathering heights did you ever see weathering heights the margarabby one didn't know i haven't Yeah. Jacob and Gull. Oh, God. I mean, it's so good.

I think it's on HBO now. But they were like, watching Wuthering Heights and the bulkhead in the aisle is like an interesting choice. Why? Because is there Vigene?

There's not Vigene, but it's a very sexy, very dark movie. Are we seeing Marga Robbie's boobs in this? No, I don't think you do. Oh, okay. Well, then what are we talking about here? This is an interesting choice.

Watch it and then, Tell me if you would watch this. Okay, fine. I would. Yeah, do that. I started a new show on Apple TV called Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed. Oh, I saw somebody talk about this. What's this about?

Okay. A divorced mom gets caught up in a perilous web of blackmail, murder, and youth soccer. Maximum pleasure guaranteed. Okay. The lead is Tatiana Manslani. Her name is Paula. She is divorced from Jake Johnson, who plays a guy named Carl. She is fighting for a promotion at her job because, you know, she wants to make more money and move into a nicer house so, like, she can get more time with her daughter.

Because right now I think that Jake Johnson's character is getting the majority of, you know, the time with the kid because he's making more money and he's getting in a more stable situation, whatever. Okay. So she's lonely. she is, she's like middle age, maybe like in her 40s or whatnot, but she's still attractive, but she's lonely. So she starts going on like web chatting sex sites or whatever. And so she kind of starts this relationship with this young hot guy. The guy actually was in 13 reasons why.

He was like the hot guy in 13 reasons why. Yeah. Like the quarterback or whatever. She starts his relationship with him. And like it kind of goes past like I think what you're supposed to do. and these sex chats, you know, like where he's like knowing parts of her life and everything. Oh. Anyway, so she's having a mutual masturbation session with him.

And all of a sudden, someone breaks into his house, starts beating him up. And she starts filming it. She's like, oh, my God, I can see this. I'm calling 911. Like, you know, like freaking out. And then like all of a sudden the screen goes black. And so she calls the police. And so this detective comes over.

And she's like, yeah, this is a scam. this is someone trying to, you know, get money out of you. Let me know when they call and they ask for a ransom. And so then like not but two days later, hey, I'm in a lot of trouble. I owe the wrong people money. Can you please just wire me $10,000? I'll pay you back. And she's like, I knew it.

You know, that's what the cop. She like fought the cop on it. But like it's like, so then she's like, no, she hangs up and just trying to block him and all this stuff. And then she starts to realize that he knows a lot more about her. her than he should. Starts calling work, you know. The school, the ex-husband, like, it starts getting a little dicey, you know, and she doesn't really know what to do.

You know, she wants to get this promotion, but now all of a sudden this, like, crazy person's calling her at work. Maximum pleasure guaranteed is... Very fun. It's... We only watch the first episode, but I really like the first episode. Okay. Yeah.

I'll watch that. Yeah, actually, that's something that I think that you would like. It's very murder mystery, like. Yep, definitely. Female driven cast. Did you see what I sent you on TikTok just a little bit ago? It's a clip from a show that was on in the 2000s on MTV called Like Date My Mom or something. Okay.

Do you remember the show? Yeah. It's just so funny. The caption of the TikTok is like they don't make TV like they used to or something. Yeah. This show, it was fucking crazy. Never be allowed to talk this way now. But it is so fucking funny.

But like I do feel like it bring it back like bring back stuff like this. Yeah. Early 2000s game shows were peak I think calm. I'm sorry, but I do not want to date your daughter. Nick, you're going to be so sorry. Meet my amazing daughter Casey. It's easy to be love. Easy to be love when you love.

A girl that hot can afford to be rude. I should have picked her. Gina, I would love to sleep in bed with you every night. But the fact that your daughter still does is a little too clean for me. I'm sorry, I do not want to date your daughter. Nick, you're not beautiful enough anyway. Meet my stunning daughter, Charlie. Are they all hot?

She sleeps in bed with her mom. He's hot too. They just keep getting hotter and hotter. The girls that I think must be amazing. Michelle, you tell me Heather is active and cute, which I love. Yeah. What really won me over is your intense devotion to her. Michelle, congratulations.

I do want to date your daughter. Oh, please tell me she's... Please meet my beautiful princess of a daughter, Heather. Oh, she's a little bit bigger than the other ones. Hey, the boobs are big. I'm here for that. By the way, it's so funny. It's not, but you know that, that's, that's just a producer being like, all right, say this now.

Which I love. I want that job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want that job so bad. Especially to be feeding the mom's lines because they're so terrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not beautiful enough for my daughter anyway. Like, it's so funny to me.

All those MTV shows were crazy. If my mom went on a show to pitch me, it would be a fucking nightmare. The guy would just want to date my mom. Yeah, that's true. Like it's too bad that you're not single and your mom's not single because you guys could have gone on Milf Manor and crushed. What is Milf Manor? You don't know about Milf Manor? No, but it sounds funny.

My buddy Peter Geist was EP in that show. So effectively it's like young guys and older women going to like paradise and dating one another. Got it. Yeah, it's called Milf Man. Well, I couldn't go on that show. No, I think the daughters were also there, and then they would date older dudes too. Oh, interesting.

So that's how it went. It was just like, you know, whatever. A crossover. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I feel like, yeah, yeah, I think that, you guys would have crushed Milf Manor. A Tish would have definitely crushed, that's for sure. But you know, you know, I filmed,

and they never aired, but I filmed two different MTV reality shows. I think I remember that. They were kind of, similar to catfish, but not. And so it was like me and like a co-host and we'd like go like get a case from someone. It was like, I think my boyfriend's cheating on me. I don't really know what's going on.

And you're like, all right, let's go do fucking investigations. And it wasn't that like they told us what to say. But I was like, I don't know if any of this is real, you know? Like I think this is all fake. And I think that's. Oh, for sure. I was like this is amazing. Like I'm having so much fun.

Like, sure. I'll believe that like so and so is like stripping on the side to make extra money because, you know, like whatever. Like, yeah, sure. I love shows like that. I think they got to bring those back, you know? And like punked was so fucking good. Are you kidding? I just don't think you could do punked anymore.

Oh, but it was so good. Really did need someone like Ashton Coucher. Yeah. Who was like famous, was friends with everybody. And like, no one's really going to get mad at him for it. I know. It was so niche. But like those MTV reality shows.

were just elite. Yeah. They'd make them like they used to. Okay. I saw this. I realized that I need to die with $500, at least $500 in my bank account, okay? Well, hopefully more, right? I kind of would, I like the last check I write to bounce.

You know? Hopefully you don't die with any debt or your wife or whoever it's left to is going to be pissed. Well, I just, you know, like the last one I write, like for the confidence. it's like, oh, that didn't go through, you know? I don't want to leave anything. I don't want to leave it. Do you want to be buried or cremated? I want to be cremated because I don't like the idea of there having to be a place that

you have to go visit to feel sad. But I know. But I do want to be. And I've told Sarah, I want her to spread some of my ashes in Pebble Beach and like Big Sur. Yep. The Grove in Oxford, like places that like I really loved. That's my thing. by you.

Cremated for sure. The only problem. The idea of like my body being underground just really freaks me. The only problem that's kind of sucks about the cremation thing is that when you get buried, like the earth like absorbs all of your nutrients, you know, and then like, you know. Are there any nutrients once you're dead? Yeah. That's like what fertilizer is.

I guess. I mean, it is. Like remember the Indians where they were like, if you plant the corn with a fish in there, it'll grow better. I guess. I mean, it's true, but whatever. Anyways, however you want to die, I don't really care. There will be a funeral, you know.

And if I go to it, great. If I die first, this is what I want to have at my funeral, okay? Mm-hmm. For $500 a mystery woman will show up at your funeral, cry in silence, and then vanish. I need this. Do you? Yes, I want everyone to be like, who is this person? What's going on?

Did he have some sort of like secret affair with like this? I mean, this one, this lady looks like Elvira, which is even better, which is even funnier. But how amazing would that be if like there's someone comes to my funeral just as weeping? No one's ever seen this person before. And then just leaves. I mean. That's so funny. It would start some shit for sure.

100%. And also how like, I mean, obviously like if like if my wife still around, then I'm on her to be in on the bit because I don't want her to be upset. But I do want to be dead looking down being like... That doesn't surprise me at all. I also think it would be funny if I recorded something before I died to be played at my funeral. Oh, like a comedy bit? Yeah, it would be something like, if you're listening to this, I've died.

That's all, huh? No one worry about the woman that looks like Elvon. I'm in the back crying. Just don't ask any questions. But you might be wondering why I've invited you all here. And that's because I'm truly so happy to be gone and out of your lives forever. I've decided to give all my money to charity so no one will be getting anything. The wake's not going to have an open bar.

It's going to be a cash bar only. All right. See you guys later. Fucked you. Pretty good, huh? That is good. Yeah. Anyway, something like that.

I don't know. I haven't thought through yet, but you know, something to that effect. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have a will, like a last will in testament? No.

Wells, you should. I know. In my 40s. What do I, what do I have? My, uh, my land cruises go to my brother. But you got to put this shit in writing. I think Sarah knows. She doesn't want it.

He doesn't want that shit. She might. No, but if we have kids, then they'll get everything, I guess. I don't really own anything of worth. Interesting. Other than the sports car I just purchased for some reason. Yeah, well, add that to the list. What about like your golf clubs?

Weren't those expensive? Yeah, but like, I don't care. Do whatever you want. How much money you got in the bank? What are you going to do with that? Nothing. That's, that's just going to spend it before you go. I told you, I want the last check I ride to bounce.

Okay. Yeah. We've got some YFT DMs. Great. Let me read some one. You love to. All right. Kate says Brandy needs to share what treatment she's done recently. Her face looks amazing. Oh. Well, let me tell you. All right. I did. It's funny. I wonder how old this message. When did they send this?

I think on May 21st. Oh, shit, that was two days ago. I actually did a little something new. I mean, I tell you guys all the time what I get like facials and microneedling and that I do the Botox and all that. Like, I'm pretty open about it. But I usually just kind of do the same thing every however many months that I go do that. But this time, I went into Skin Farm here in Franklin because that's where I like to go. Skin Farm?

Yeah. I don't like the name of like Ph. A.R.M. Yeah, the skin farm is. Oh, farm like pharmacy. Yeah, Ph. H. Farm. Yeah. If it was F-A-R-M, that's like, you're growing skin. Like pharmacy. Got it. Come on. Skin farm. And I've got a girl there. Her name is Lauren. She is amazing. I've done a ton of microneedling for a very long time. I'm like a huge fan of microneedling. And, you know, the science behind that, if you don't know, Wells, I feel like you could stand to do a micrneedaling session or two. Basically, like the needles create these little micro-needling. injuries in your skin to tell your body to produce more collagen and repair itself. So in theory, it makes your skin turn over and renew itself naturally. Does it hurt? No, they numb you first. Oh, God. So it doesn't, I don't feel it at all. But there's a lot of different things you can do with the microneedling, like PRP is a popular one where they draw your blood, spin it, and then put your own platelets and shit back on your face to kind of just like like make it even like more intensive

of the repair and the regeneration which I like because it's your own stuff going in however there are two new things that everyone's been talking about that are the hot treatments to be doing one of them is salmon sperm which is called pdrn and then there's another thing called whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what you don't know about the salmon sperm is it is it salmon jiz salmon spurn So yeah. Okay. So I mean, so I haven't done the salmon sperm, but I know people that have and rave about it. And then the other thing, option is to do PDGF.

And that is growth factors, like lab grown growth factors or whatnot. And so I said to Lauren, I said, you tell me what I should do. I will try either one. Which one do you like the best? And she said she was loving the growth factors. So I did that. It's called PDGF with micrneedling. and I feel like my skin looks fucking amazing.

And then on top of that, I was doing my routine Botox, which I always do, like I have the worst 11s, like in between my brow. I just have like a permanent resting bitch face. So I've always done that in my forehead. But what I've never done,

and I tried this time, is called a Nefertiti necklift. Have you heard about this? No. Tell me. It's a, it's a very subtle, like lift of the neck and jaw,

but with Botox. So it's like very non-invasive. And they basically, Botox your jaw line and then parts of your neck to give it like a like whoa I want that yeah I'm telling and it's guys it's so subtle like it's nothing crazy and I and nobody else would be like you just think to your face but I just look better like after looking at the photos from ACMs I was like I notice a difference like I look more snatched and it's like I said it's like it's not like a surgery you're not going to see this massive change but it's just subtle and I just look a little more snatched

And on top of that, my skin looks phenomenal because of that PDPGF micrneedling. So those are the two things I just did. That's the T. And if you live in Tennessee, I would highly suggest going to skin farm in St. Lauren because she's laid. I feel like the salmon sperm thing is just like a one kinky salmon was got to convince a bunch of women. I mean, I don't know. But people are loving, look it up. People are raving about the salmon sperm facial.

I mean, what about humans? I'm sure Matt's like, oh, I got something for you, Brian. I can't tell Matt about the salmon sperm. Oh, we have to tell Matt about the salmon sperm. He will absolutely think that that's an excuse to come on my face. And that is just not happening. Titties only. He can do the titties.

That's it. Oh, okay. That's nice. Not the money maker. Yeah, but what if it's, what if it got rid of those 11s, though? It won't. But what if it did? Well, it hasn't yet.

All right, good stuff. Great stuff. Someone sent an Amazon product review. Let's look at this. Oh, we love those. Oh, we got a visual. Oh, boy, oh, boy. My son found a potato masher.

I have ever seen. It's here on the bottom. Look at this. It looks very interesting. And there's even some reviews. My husband's going to read to you the review here in just a second. Holy cow. My wife is very, very, very happy with this product.

I'm starting to think she's, every time I see her, she's either washing it or the thing goes missing for days. She says she could really use a second one, but honestly, she's starting to look exhausted. I don't know how much mashed potatoes she's making, but I'm starting to think we could feed an army. Oh, man. Is that what it is? Is that what we're calling vaginas now? Potatoes? That's what he said, mashing potatoes.

That's just mashing potatoes. Yeah. It did look like a... It did look like a dildo. It did. It did. It did. It also looked like an octopus.

Yeah. Kaylee says not a question, but a statement that Brandino needs to go on traders eventually. Wells do not let her say no. Yeah, go on traders. I'll do it. I can't. Why? I feel like if you weren't good at it, I'm not going to be good at it.

Yeah, you'll be terrible about it. But that would be funny if you went. But you know what would happen is that you would go on it and then you'd be like, you'd get to the end and you'd be like, Wells, you're an idiot. That was the easiest game ever. I mean, it's possible. I feel like for me it would really depend on the rest of the cast. Like if I didn't know anyone, I would just not do well in that scenario. Like I would have to have some people in there that I knew.

Yeah. Or I'd just be like overthinking everything. Janine writes, Brandy, don't give up on the top loader versus the front loader washing machine, especially if Matt is about aesthetics because you need to leave the dang door open all the time so that it dries out. out and doesn't smell so moldy and it never looks good. I know.

I tried to tell him this, guys. He really fought me out. Like, unfortunately, the fucking washer and dryer has purchased and will be delivered this week. And it is front loading. And I fought him on this over and over and over. But the deal was, if we get the front loading washing machine, I no longer have to do his laundry.

He's going to do it himself. So that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard a man agree to do. Well, he'll never do it. Like right now. Now, let me tell you what, we've already started, even though we haven't moved yet. Yeah. We've already started the whole he's doing his own laundry. And he, so he stayed here for a few days longer than me and then met me in L.A.

Well, met me in Vegas. He came to L.A. With a suitcase full of dirty fucking clothes, wearing dirty clothes and didn't have any clean ones. And I came home to, like, a pile of his dirty laundry. He has done no laundry. He just continues to wear the dirty clothes. But you know what? I'm standing my ground because he stood his ground.

on the washing machine. So I'm standing mine and I'm not, he can pile as high as he fucking wants. I'm not doing it. I mean, I will say that I think

that the front loader is more aesthetically pleasing than the top loader. Sure. Of course it is. Yeah. But it's, it's shit,

I'm telling you guys, like this girl, whoever left us that message knows. The front loading washing machines, they smell, they're harder to clean. They're just not it.

Yeah. It's not it. Uh, Alexa says, if you all haven't read or talked about the book, The God of the Woods yet you should. And they're adapting and do a show soon with Maya Hawk. That is all carry on.

Okay. I need a new book because I just finished another one of the Bobaverse books. I need something new. Okay. That sounds good. I'm going to check that out. Good title. I know.

The God of the Woods. I saw this video recently. It was like this girl was doing an interview and they were asked her like, what's a green flag? And she was like, and this might sound crazy. But I think like a good. green flag is men who read fiction. And I was like, okay, tell me more.

And she was like, this. I think just men who read in general. So that's what everyone said. It was just like, you added too much on there. But she was like, you know, so many men that I know like read like self health books, you know. And then like. What men does she know reading self, self help books? All these fucking red pill guys are trying to make all the money and they're doing all the self help books.

And then. And then the other ones who are reading the nonfiction, the history books, those guys are just like on a crash course to being a Republican. But if you're reading, if you're reading fiction, you know, you're just, you're in for an adventure, right? I don't know any men that read. So I just feel like men reading is a great green flag. I read. You listen. Yes, but I, okay.

Same thing, whatever. I should get credit for, I'm absorbing whimsical storyline. Uh-huh. You are. I love sci-fi. I know. Big sci-fi guy. Big sci-fi guy.

What are you got coming up? I'm home for a couple of weeks working on this damn house. My birthday is Tuesday. That's cool. I don't have anything work-wise until first weekend of June is CMA Fest. Boy, oh boy, it's that time of year again. So I'm sure that'll be chaotic. I think I'm going to pop up and play a couple sets downtown for CMA week.

So that should be fun. And then before you know what, Wells, I'm going to be back out in L.A. Nice. June 12th. So. Oh. That's that kind of right when I'm leaving, I think, actually. Oh, bummer.

I'm playing DJing at Soho House Malibu on the 12th. He's going to invite you. Oh, I'm going to a wine tasting that night. Oh, I'm going to a wine tasting in my poor Shah. That's right. Oh. All right. Well, cool.

See you on another time. All right, later guys. Bye. Bye.