Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Morgan from Ex On The Beach
Episode Date: January 23, 2019This week on YFT, Wells brings in his favorite cast member from one of his favorite shows right now, Morgan Willett from "Ex On The Beach" and the winner of "Big Brother!" Brandi talks Fyre Festival, ...Wells explains why he thinks cats may be aliens and Morgan dishes on all the behind the scenes drama from this season of Ex On The Beach. They also hear from the fans about what their favorite thing is and of course talk movies, shows, music and more. Enjoy!
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Do it.
Surprise, okay?
My gosh.
This is real life. Should we make the dogs
leave or should we let them stay in here?
I love the dogs in here, but if they're
going to pull cords, I'd do it.
I know. I can't do it.
Oh, honey.
I don't want to leave.
Boo, I think you guys got to leave.
Look at Carl's face.
He looks sad because you're about to kick him out.
By the way, you closed the bathroom door?
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Can you reach it?
Let's see.
Can you do it?
Can you do it?
Got it.
Brandy.
All right.
Lay down.
Lay down.
Be a good girl.
Nope.
Hey, Sarah.
Look at her.
I don't want to leave.
Take the dogs
This one
Another one kills me
Oh man
Alright
Well
Lauren we can't do the podcast
With the dogs
Can't have the dogs
In the room
You got some things?
I got some things
I might just keep all that in there
Because that would be a funny way
To start the show
A good solid five minutes
Of nothing
What do you want to start with? Podcast awards? Our intro probably would be good funny way to start the show. A good solid five minutes of nothing.
What do you want to start with?
Podcast awards?
Our intro probably would be good.
No, we've got to do the thing.
We've got to do the cold open where we chit chat.
Yeah.
The podcast awards, yeah.
What did you think?
Did you have fun?
I did.
I mean, I didn't leave the green room.
My job was easy.
Yeah.
I just sat around and chatted with everyone.
We got to give the award to Jonathan Van Ness from Queer Eye.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Who is, I think, the coolest of the Queer Eye guys.
Hair,
beard,
stache,
not the greatest physique.
I love him. I love him too.
I thought you guys did great. Vanessa was very nervous.
So nervous. I don't understand why.
I love Vanessa, but she's the biggest nerd I've ever met in nerds that's what's so great about her is she is like
the most stunning human being you've ever seen and such a dork yeah it's the best combo she's
great i'm very excited about today's show guys yeah same you don't think you understand oh we've
talked about it for a while all right one of my favorite things has been and I don't even know if I'm allowed to say this just in terms of like my deal with ABC.
And, you know, I'm the I'm the fucking bartender on Paradise.
And the fact that I've been trying to go after a little Romeo's job for a couple seasons now.
Little Romeo.
Little Rome's job.
Oh, my gosh.
But on the podcast today, we have someone from x on the beach and i am freaking the
out uh everyone say hello to morgan what's up guys hey morgan hello i'm so excited to be here
guys yeah you don't have to say that just because no i actually am because you don't get it like
once you're in the house all you want to do is talk about all the shit you went through so i'm
like yeah i get it let's chat awesome this is perfect then what's that show yeah sure all
right me or you i'll start okay go bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast
with wells and brandy guys i have a bell today i know and you're taking that with you i'm taking
it home all right with me to denver morgan i have a bell for you. Do you want a bell?
Yeah, I want a bell.
So the idea behind the bell is that when we say what our favorite thing is, we have to ding it.
Okay.
Okay.
Also, if something just says something that you are really here for, you just kind of give them an appreciation ding sometimes.
Yeah, a bell, support bell.
I'm about it.
Wells, you weren't going to give me a bell?
So rude.
I haven't had a bell for the last few episodes because i just keep
forgetting to take this home with me so this time i'm gonna remember be more prepared there you go
oh that's a nice tone oh she got good tone she's got a good tone it's good solid tone i'm a tone
critic over here when it comes to bells she is noted do you just want to go straight into uh
x the beach talk or do you want to go over some other things? Let's finish our podcast awards talk.
Okay.
So the photo you posted with Topher Grace.
Yeah.
I took that photo, guys.
Had no clue that was Topher Grace.
Really?
Until you posted it.
Yeah.
You didn't know that was Eric Foreman from That 70s Show?
No, I did not.
But to me, he's also the guy from When to Date with Tad Hamilton.
Oh, of course.
Yeah.
Classic.
One of my favorite chick flicks.
Good flick, actually.
Oh, so good. He's a really nice guy chick flicks. Good flick, actually. Oh, so good.
He's a really nice guy.
Him and Sarah have been friends for a while.
And so ever since we started dating and going to events like that, we always run into him.
And he was very nice to me right off the bat.
He was like, dude, huge fan of The Bachelor and Paradise.
And his wife's a big fan of it as well.
He's been always super nice.
I guess he's starting a new podcast.
Oh, nice.
I guess Anna Faris has a podcast production company.
Okay.
So yeah, anyways, that's why he was there.
He was announcing that he's got a new podcast.
So I don't know.
I didn't listen to it because it was really not out yet,
but I assume it's going to be fun.
He was telling us the premise and it sounded cool.
Yeah, I mean, I love him.
He's great.
He's super nice.
Yeah.
But didn't know it was him.
Dude, quick question. I was asking Sarah this and I thought this was, this is a good question. Okay. cool yeah i mean i love him he's great he's super nice yeah but didn't know it was him dude quick
question i was asking sarah this and i thought this was this is a good question okay we were
watching avengers the other day oh love right it's such a good movie who is the best actor in
avengers which avengers were you watching the most recent one where everyone dies oh yeah yeah
because if there's so many phenomenal actors.
That's true.
You got Benedict Cumberbatch in there.
You got Tyrion Lannister.
I know.
You got Thor.
Chris.
Yeah, you got your brother-in-law's brother.
You got Chris Pratt, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris, who am I?
The one that did it?
Chris Evans.
He's Captain America.
Then you got Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend.
Who's that?
He's Loki.
Oh, I forgot they dated, yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
And then you got-
He's good.
Then you got Mark Ruffalo, who I feel like-
Oh, I die for Mark Ruffalo.
I feel like me and Mark would be the best friends.
You know my dad's really good friends with him?
Fuck, really?
We should all hang.
Blood?
Yeah, Blood and Ruffalo are homies.
Oh, man, really? Yeah. They did. Blood? Yeah, Blood and Ruffalo are homies. Oh, man, really?
Yeah.
They did something together
like at Standing Rock or something.
Have you heard the clip
of when Mark Ruffalo ruins Avengers?
No.
So he's in this,
I wonder if I can pull it up.
Can we pull it up?
Yeah, I didn't hear that.
So he's in like an interview with,
here, let me find it.
I just, I love him so much in 13 going on 30.
I could die. It's a classic and i
really truly i haven't i'm just not a superhero movie so i'm gonna be shunned by america i've not
seen avengers you really said they're honestly really good and the avengers movies i don't think
you really need to have seen any of the others to enjoy it see that's my issue it's like i don't
want to start from the first one they do a a really good job of making it so that,
even if you haven't seen them,
I think you'd still really like the movie.
They're subtly funny.
They write in really funny lines,
but unexpectedly.
And the cast does a good job of sliding them in there
and making you laugh,
even when you're not really expecting it.
I really like that.
That's a lot of fun.
Did you succeed in saving it?
I can't.
Can I say it?
No.
I would imagine that you guys must save it.
Can I just give them a little taste?
I wouldn't say too much, but you can say as much as you see.
I mean, hey, it's your turn.
Let me just say this.
Like every other Marvel movie, it doesn't end well for the superheroes.
That's true.
In Marvel, it doesn't end that well. Somebody always bites always bites or gets really badly wait till you see this next one
everybody
Can we be behind that
Is there anybody in Infinity War you'd get to meet?
Are you excited to meet them? Am I in trouble?
Am I in trouble?
Lil.
Lil?
Dude, I don't...
I'd just move on.
I wouldn't try to...
He's being so serious.
Oh, no.
I would like to meet...
It's really interesting because we showed...
I get an impulse of something.
Just get an impulse.
That's great.
Oh.
Okay.
My God.
Everybody dies.
Can you imagine?
No.
He just told the,
like that's when you see that,
you haven't seen the movie?
No.
Wow.
I know.
I have a strong aversion against superhero movies.
They just freak me out.
I think my dad made me see so many.
He wants me to be his son.
So like he forced me into superhero movies.
Yeah.
I can't watch them anymore.
So I need to give these a try.
You should. Yeah. I would start with the first Avengers and see if you like it. We superhero movies. Yeah. I can't watch them anymore, so I need to give these a try. You should, yeah.
I would start with the first Avengers
and see if you like it.
We'll see.
Yeah.
It's been a while,
so I think I'll like it.
Who's the best actor?
Just in terms of like,
not in the movie,
but like the best actor.
Maybe Robert Downey Jr.
Yeah.
Who's the funniest?
Who's the funniest actor in the movie?
I mean, I think Chris Hemsworth's so funny.
I agree on the first name.
But it's also...
Not on the last name.
Not on the last name.
But here's the thing.
It's also like the writing, right?
It's partly Chris and it's partly the lines that are given.
This is my friend Tree.
I am Groot.
It's Groot.
Chris Pratt.
I love him too.
No, that's...
I know. Did you lower your voice for this?
This is how I always talk
You're talking like the God man
I agree that he was the funniest in that last movie
The funniest scene
For sure the funniest scene is Chris Pratt
And Chris Hemsworth
I watched it over like six times
I'm sorry
This is all I'm going to do this evening
So there goes my productivity.
I'm going to have to watch.
You've got to watch The Avengers.
I fully agree with you.
Chris Pratt was the funniest in this last film.
Yeah.
But typically, I think Chris Hemsworth is hysterical in these movies.
He's just so dry when he delivers these hilarious lines that kills me.
Elizabeth Olsen's in these two, and it's my dream to be an Olsen.
So Don Cheadle wentetle, John Cheetah.
Don Cheetle went on the Tonight Show last night and was like,
yeah, so I don't do interviews with Mark Ruffalo anymore.
And they're like, why?
And he's like, have you not seen the clip?
And I had seen the clip before, and I'd shown Sarah.
And she was like, is this real?
Like, who's that stupid to do that?
Mark Ruffalo.
Apparently so. But he says something at the end of it that makes me think. And she was like, is this real? Like, who's that stupid to do that? Our girl, Flo.
Apparently so.
But he says something at the end of it that makes me think.
First of all, I'm sure the network was like, I'm sure there was some PR person that was like, whatever this tape is, give it to me right now.
And I'm going to go throw it in the microwave.
Yeah. And he says something at the end.
Because it's almost so comedically timed and he says something
at the end where he says i'm just so impulsive which is what hulk is yeah like hulk can't
control himself right you know interesting so i just didn't know if it was like a little bit of
a pr move like maybe because i don't remember that being a thing out before the movie came out
but now it's a thing that's after it's funny and
it's like this another thing to like huh you never know yeah could have been i was doing cooking
wells by the way which i found that that is the most popular thing that i do which is really sad
do you know what this is do you cook in it yeah it does wells is quite the chef i'm a very good
chef i'm a good i'm not very i'm a good... I'm not very... I'm a good chef.
Yeah?
But I've created this character
who's like southern effeminate me.
Can you talk in the...
Do you have a voice for it?
Well, you should watch my Cooking Wells shows.
But it's usually...
Give her a little taste of the accent.
Yeah, give me a taste.
Well, howdy, friends.
How y'all doing out there?
Today, we're gonna make some fucking beef jerky.
Now, what you gotta do to make beef jerky is first get beef.
And then you got to make a marinade.
What you do is you go in your refrigerator and get all the weird shit you got and throw it in a bag.
And then dehydrate it.
So that's what it is.
Dehydrate it.
I know, I got to think of the...
Oh, that's good.
Where was I going with this?
Why this is...
Your segment Cooking Wells.
People love it. People are... Best thing you do. I this is your segment? Cooking. Well, people love it.
People are saying you do.
I know.
Isn't that sad?
No, I like it.
I think it's cool.
Could be worse.
I mean, I would.
The best thing.
One hundred percent.
Watch it just based on your.
Yeah.
The best thing you do could have been The Bachelorette.
You know, I know.
Thank God.
That's not true.
Wait, what was I going to say?
Oh, I know.
So I was making avocado toast.
I thought was funny. A bunch of people were requesting me do avocado toast because
I make it a lot.
Okay.
Which I think is super dumb because it's just toast with avocado on top.
And then like whatever you want, like goat.
Little goat cheese on there?
So what I do, you didn't watch my, come on, man.
I thought we were buds.
Listen, I don't watch a ton of Instagram stories.
What?
I really don't.
I really don't.
Anyways, I put a fried egg on top.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, good call.
Yeah, right?
A little bit of that yolk.
Rat?
You're slipping in there.
Yeah, I know.
It's nice.
It's nice.
It feels good.
Oh, God.
Wait, I really feel like you should do a segment with my mother.
Oh, my God.
I would love it.
Cooking Wells guest starring Tish.
Oh my God.
Cause she, she kind of sounds like that.
Make sure she's stoned for the shoot.
Cause she's hilarious.
I just don't know.
Do you think she should be able to keep a straight face while I was doing it?
Well, not if she's stoned for sure.
That might be even funnier.
I think it'd be funnier.
So her mom, uh, I don't know.
Strongest accent.
Yeah.
She's from Eastern Kentucky. i'm all for a southern accent
yeah all for it what does she say a couple things she says right right yeah oh my gosh yeah i just
love whales she like adds that was like instead of wells it's whales whales it's insane the other
day we were like doing we were having a meeting and everyone's like going on the table like
introducing and i was like well i'm tish's adopted son she was so offended by and she was like wait just hold on one
hot minute yeah did she call me her side piece yeah she did yeah what an honor it ain't a business
meeting in a business meeting yeah did do that a very big, like, network. Yeah. Basically told everyone that I was her side piece.
And you know what?
All about it.
Yeah, I know.
Your mom's hot.
I know.
Dude.
So hot.
She is hot.
She's, like, she's still a 10.
Yeah.
I think she's hotter now than she was 10 years ago.
That's the problem.
Like, in the 90s or, like, early 2000s, fashion sucked.
Oh, it sucked.
And they didn't have the hair product, the makeup.
Well, the thing is, do you remember when the stringy extensions were a thing?
Yeah.
I had them.
I had them.
That was bad.
That was not a good moment in time for anyone.
No.
Yeah.
Anyways, back to my cooking wells segment.
Sorry.
Wait, no.
Yeah.
I put a fried egg on top.
Sounds great.
And I realized something really gross.
What's that?
A fried egg is just
a chicken period.
That's not exactly
true, right? Okay. Tell me why
it's not a period. Well, it's because
sometimes it hatches into a chicken.
Totally. Periods don't.
Okay, so what happens
Periods aren't eggs. Yes, they are.
It's an unfertilized egg
that... Actually, you might be onto something.
I think it is.
Okay, who's the son of a gynecologist in the room?
That's true.
Are you really?
You're right.
I stand corrected.
Interesting.
So every month, a woman's body releases an unfertilized egg through a menstrual cycle.
Okay?
And a chicken, I think it's every week, gestation period for a chicken is much shorter Okay? And a chicken,
I think it's every week,
gestation period for a chicken is much shorter than that of a woman,
releases an unfertilized egg,
which is what we eat.
Do the chickens bleed like we do?
I don't know about that.
I'm just saying.
They don't.
I don't think they do.
That's not fair.
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code your favorite thing do it i know what chicken's kind of good man but they have they
have to do it like a lot more than lemon do so what happened if you cooked a person's egg is
that what a placenta is ew no you know some people eat their placenta oh yeah crazy hollywood
elite kardashian does so she says we don't believe she actually did in this neighborhood right here some people eat their placenta. Oh, yeah. Crazy Hollywood elites. Kim Kardashian does.
So she says.
I don't believe she actually did.
In this neighborhood right here,
I guarantee you
we're an eye shot
of 17 women
who have eaten their placenta.
Anyways, not to gross you out,
but I was thinking about it.
How weird is that?
We totally,
and like we love,
like Americans love eggs.
Love eggs.
I love eggs.
We put eggs in everything.
I'm not gonna lie,
when I think about what the egg is
and when I see it uncooked, it does gross me out. Yeah. But when it's cooked, it's in everything. I'm not gonna lie, when I think about what the egg is and when I see it uncooked,
it does gross me out.
Yeah.
But cooked, it's so good.
I know.
Favorite type of egg.
How you do it?
I'm gonna blow your mind
with my answer, I think.
I have to say,
I love scrambled eggs
with cheese mixed in.
Or like a little bacon.
No, I don't eat bacon,
but I bet it's good.
Do you put some milk in there? I know that's a thing. But when I scramble, I add a little milk. Although, I don't eat bacon, but I bet it's good. Do you put some milk in there?
I know that's a thing.
I do, but when I scramble, I add a little milk.
Although, I don't use real milk anymore.
Yeah.
I add a little like coconut.
Not coconut.
I usually use almond milk if I'm cooking.
Yeah?
Yeah.
All right, cool.
You?
Hard scrambled for me.
Hard scrambled?
Fun fact.
Hard scrambled.
What's the difference?
No, like hard fact.
Oh, oh, oh.
For sure scrambled.
There's more ways to do scrambled eggs.
I never, this is so embarrassing.
I never made scrambled eggs until X on the Beach.
What?
I was like, how do you make this?
No way.
All right, shut up, Morgan.
Go in the kitchen, you crack an egg, and you put some milk in it.
I was like, I just never thought.
That is so funny.
What did you do before?
Were you a sunny side up girl?
I just like never really made eggs unless I went to go a breakfast
place. Okay. I also grew up in like
my parents gave us cereal and like
dinner was a frozen pizza. So I tell you
very non-domestic. So eggs, I guess
I suffered in childhood.
Eggs are so easy to make, especially if you fry
them. That's why I like the easiest thing to do is
over easy or over medium because it takes two seconds
like scrambling them and like adding stuff in is
a little more of a commitment,
I feel.
For sure.
What's your favorite?
This is a tip to living wells
right here.
Never turn down a deviled egg.
They are delicious.
Oh, I hate deviled eggs.
Oh!
Get out of my studio,
you succubuses.
Who doesn't like a deviled egg?
How do you make a deviled egg?
No clue,
but I tell you what.
Actually, I do know how you do it.
You do?
Yeah, so what you do is you hard boil the eggs.
Okay.
And then you cut them in half and you take out the hard boiled yolk.
Right.
And you mix that with like basically everything that gives you diabetes.
And then you put it in one of those bags that like you can like write stuff on cakes with, you know.
Bless you.
That was a cough.
That was a cough.
Isn't that funny how we don't say bless you for coughs but for sneezes?
Because if you're coughing, you're actually sick and need a blessing.
When you're sneezing, it's not.
You just have some tickled nose, you know?
Yeah.
It's stupid.
But you know where it comes from?
Back in the day, I think this is true.
Could be wrong.
Give myself a ding for it anyways.
Okay.
I think back in the day of the plague, they thought if you were in the plague, I think this is true. Could be wrong. Give myself a ding for it anyways. Okay. I think back in the day of the plague, they thought you were in the plague, you were sneezing.
You would sneeze a lot.
That's interesting.
You have like a sneeze fit.
Yeah.
And I don't know if it really was true or like they're just like crazy, terrible doctors
back then.
But that's why when people would sneeze, they'd say, bless you.
Because they're like, well, you're going to fucking die.
Oh my God.
You're dead.
You're done.
Anyways.
I got the black lung pop. I got the black lung pop.
I got the black lung pop.
Merman.
Great reference.
Great.
Where was I?
We're really off track here.
I fucking love this show so far.
Egg periods.
Egg periods.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm never going to look at an egg the same again.
I know.
Dude, have you guys seen Fry Festival?
Yes.
I want fire.
You said fry. Oh, yeah. Fire. Yes. This was on my list to talk, have you guys seen Fry Festival? Yes, I want fire. You said fry.
Oh, yeah.
Fire.
Yes, this was on my list to talk about.
Have you seen it yet?
No, I haven't.
Oh, it's a must watch.
Morgan must be very busy with life.
Yeah, you know what it is?
I get so distracted watching stuff.
I'll watch it for five minutes, and I'll have to leave.
So it just bothers me, unless I have a specific...
But I did start watching you on Netflix.
Oh my God.
Okay.
That is one show I can and will finish,
but I did have friends who were at,
what is it?
Fire.
Your friends go.
They went,
I need to ask them how.
We need to get them on the show.
Because they went and I like saw it on their story and it apparently was a big disaster.
Can we get her friends on to talk about fire?
I got one better for you.
What?
One of my good friends from college is in the film.
Stop.
What?
Calvin Wells.
What?
He's the guy who starts a fake account.
No way.
You went to school with him?
Yeah, he's like a good friend of mine.
Oh, I have so many questions for him.
I almost was thinking about we should call him for this show.
No, he needs his own episode.
I think so, too.
But I didn't know this.
So Cal is a good friend of mine from Ole Miss.
And the joke was that I'm Wells Adams.
He was Cal Wells.
So we were the two Wellses.
And we were like, whatever.
He just moved back to Nashville.
He was living in New York.
He's an investor.
And he does tours, right?
Here's my question.
I didn't understand what his role was
to begin with in the festival.
I think he invested in it.
Got you.
But then he also noticed
that a bunch of people on the bill
were his artists
that he wasn't signing contracts for.
I see.
I have a favorite part of the film.
Can I play it?
Sure.
Did you see my photo in the end?
Yeah, you're in it.
My mom said i could technically
probably sue them for that i don't think they have any money but you should yeah so hulu i
could sue hulu oh what are but you're one of the like the up-and-coming djs that's gonna be playing
fire festival well no so what it is is at the end they're showing a website yeah that they that fire
festival was creating this like app and website to book talent directly versus going to their agent i guess yeah
and they're scrolling down the website it's like migos cardi b me there's my picture and olivia
and i lost our minds yeah but i think it's because my my dj agency i think they have are partnering
with them or something i guess because it was a bunch of their artists so that's probably why my
photo's on there but my mom was like technically they should have gotten your permission to use
that picture did andy ever tell you how he had to get the water out? Oh yeah. Did Andy tell you
how to get the water out? This is insane. Yeah. It was like fucking crazy. I'm not going to talk
about that. Let me tell you something. We had four containers filled, four 18-wheeler trucks filled with Evian water.
But I had left the week before for two days to go to meetings in Bermuda for the America's Cup.
And when I came back, I'd missed the big meeting with Customs.
And, of course, Customs had said to Billy and the gang,
you need to pay us $175,000 in cash today for us to release the water.
I went down. Well billy called me i'm
going to speak completely um you know this won't go that far i'm sure but billy called and said
andy we need you to take one big thing for the team and i said oh my gosh i've been taking
something for the team every day he said well you're our wonderful gay leader, and we need you to go down.
Will you suck dick to fix this water problem?
I thought you'd do that.
I said, Billy.
Is this the Netflix one?
I watched the Hulu one.
He said, Andy, if you will go down and suck Cunningham's dick, who's the head of customs,
and get him to clear all of the containers with water, you will save this festival.
And I literally drove home, took a shower.
I drank some mouthwash.
I'm like, oh, my gosh, I'm really.
And I got into my car to drive across the island to take one for the team.
And I got to his office fully prepared to suck his dick.
Oh, my God.
He couldn't have been nicer.
And he's like, Andy, listen,
I will release all the water.
I will let you serve it,
but I want to,
I want to be one of the first people to be paid this import fee for what
you're doing.
And I said,
okay,
great.
And I got back and I had all the water that we needed.
Oh my gosh.
You haven't seen,
you haven't seen this one.
Have you seen the Hulu one?
No.
Okay.
So cows in both of them, apparently. Yeah. But that, he doesn't. Have you seen the Hulu one? No. Okay. So Cal's in both of them apparently.
Yeah, but he doesn't tell that story in the Hulu one.
Wait, is this Cal?
No, no, no.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, this guy doesn't tell the story, that story.
That is insane.
If a boss told me.
We got to get your buddy on.
I have so many questions.
I texted him.
So like Daniel Ellsworth and his beth were in town and they were like
we were watching the fire festival thing and because they've met cal and they're like your
friend is on this movie and i was like what and they filmed it you had no idea he was no clue so
i texted him i was like why are all my friends saying you're on these these documentaries and
he was like well i'm trying to keep up with you, man.
And I was like, what?
So I haven't seen the Hulu one,
but this is the Netflix one,
which is in freaking sane.
The Hulu one is too.
So we should each watch the other one now this week
and talk about the differences, I guess.
But it's just mind blowing that this guy, Billy,
is such an idiot.
Can you imagine your whole life, you're just totally okay scamming people and ripping people off?
I mean, no.
How does he think that's okay?
I don't understand.
He has to have a mental illness.
Do I think he's a sociopath?
I do.
You do?
A sociopath has zero empathy.
Maybe he has no empathy.
I don't know.
I don't think he does.
I think that he just got out of control for him.
But here's the one. But he's built his entire life on scamming I think that, I think he just got out of control for him. But here's the thing, here's the one.
But he's built his entire life on scamming people.
Yeah, I get it.
That's what the Hulu documentary really shows you.
So I haven't seen those,
so I don't want,
let me say this,
I don't want to say what my opinion is
because in this one,
it seems like it just gets way out of line.
He was just like,
there's a problem,
I'm going to fix it.
So does it show you anything prior to Fire Festival for him?
Yeah.
About the credit card company
and starting everything
and how we used to
sell tickets to concerts
and rip people off
and games and stuff.
Did he tell you all that?
Yes, but
let me watch both of them.
Okay.
Either way, it's amazing.
You gotta watch.
And you need to watch this more.
Avengers.
Uh-huh.
Fire Festival.
Yeah.
Tonight.
The Fire Festival thing
will blow your mind.
I'm gonna watch that one first.
Have you been to music festivals?
Yes.
I go to so many,
so it's crazy to think like, what if you showed up to one that was sold to you as something and you
freaking get there and you're on an island in the middle of the freaking ocean and you can't leave
and there's nowhere to sleep there's no food to eat that's how long were these people there like
i think some were there for like a week well they were they were supposed to be like a normal weekend festival, right?
No, it was.
But the problem was everybody was trying to get out.
And they couldn't?
They couldn't get out.
And there's only so many.
It's a tiny island.
There's only so many flights a day to the mainland or whatever,
or to Miami or wherever you fly from.
So the problem was there weren't flights to get everybody out.
So people had to stay there.
Yeah, I'm going to stick with Coachella.
Yeah.
But imagine if you show up to Coachella this year and like it was like that and there was no like it's just crazy to me i just i
can't i'm not gonna lie don't really dig on the coachella lineup this year i don't really ever
i don't go to coachella no one goes to the coachella for the music let's be honest here
fair for the instagram photo yeah come on parties that's why i gotta get in front of a ferris wheel i gotta do tongue out
peace up peace sign up yep and that's what we gotta do yep my i'll tell you my jam i don't
say it every year no one's giving me money for this they should hang out fest is my jam that
was fun that was fun and whatever you like you i mean i did i used to work bonnaroo every year
so my the prism of which i see bonnaroo is through like, I got to work.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to Bonnaroo this year.
Are you playing it though?
I might play an off-site party.
Cool.
But they gave me a bunch of artist passes.
So I'm going.
Like I've been a part of like we did Live in the Green in Nashville.
So like I know what it's like to put a festival on.
And they talk about it in this a good bit which so i
can understand when you're putting on a festival the first time everything's going wrong of course
it makes sense it's the whole thing is a clusterfuck but then it get you get through it and
it's great and then you learn the next year it's better and better but and so a lot of them were
thinking like that's just what this is like we just that's a lot of problems but that's every first festival plus all the logistical challenges of doing this on an island right which is really
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Do it.
Nice. My bell sounds
crappy. Do you want this one? Yeah. Can I take it
with me? Yes. Another show you need to watch.
Brandai. What is it?
X on the Beach.
Let me get a ding for that one.
You got a bell. Ding her in.
So you know in The Bachelor
when
like the X shows
up. Oh yeah. And it's like the
most fucking awkward
thing in the world. Is the whole show like that?
That's just what this show.
So what MTV did was they
watched The Bachelor or Paradise or whatever
and they were like, you know
it'd be cool. Let's take the best thing
that they do and just do that
for an entire season.
That's insane. And it's freaking
genius. So, okay.
I've never seen this show.
I honestly don't blame you.
No, but this is actually kind of good.
So you got two perspectives here. Somebody that's like,
is a diehard fan and someone that's never seen it.
Okay, so are you guys
like Paradise? Like, do you guys come from
other shows? Yes. Okay, that's what I thought.
Well, so the main cast,
there's ten. There's five girls, five guys. They're
called like the OGs. So they can't get
voted off the island. They stay the whole entire time time and we're all from different shows but it's not
i was surprised it's a lot of different show there's like what happens at the abbey fire
island which i never heard of um maya's from catching kelsey which was like an e reality
show i was from big brother network a lot of different networks so we were all there and then
the exes wash up one by one.
And then, I mean, the running joke of the season was it wasn't like ex on the beach.
It's just like, fuck Morgan over on the beach.
Because that is the common theme we're learning.
Oh, no.
But it's fun.
It's fun.
I don't know.
I don't know if I think that's the perception as a person who's watching it.
Yeah.
Well.
I don't see it that way.
Watching it back, I was very pleased as to how it's gone so far
because being in that house it was the biggest roller coaster for myself because it's like
everyone else is hanging out like you get a party and have fun and i had exes come again and again
and it's like it was never something good it was always something bad that my sister showed up and
ruined my life. No.
So I was just like, guys, when can I get a break?
I finally pulled aside a producer and I was like, all right, guys.
I'm going to have to leave unless you give me a couple days of a break because I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Really?
We'll give you a few days.
I'm so sorry.
I was like, thank you.
So wait, whoa.
They let you leave?
No, no, no, they didn't.
But I was like, I was at my breaking point to where I was like, if one more thing happens
and I just like get hit with another bomb, which you'll see in the upcoming weeks, I
was like, I can't do this.
I'm going to lose my mind.
She was like, I'm so sorry.
Oh, no.
So right now in the season, she's conflicted emotionally between, is it Jay?
Jay.
Okay.
So Jay is kind of like, I think of Jay as the me of this world.
Oh.
He seems very likable.
Okay.
He seems like the funny guy.
Oh.
Not like super in shape guy.
He wears a beanie, probably like that's my thing.
You're pretty in shape, Wells.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I'm not.
You're just not ripped.
Yeah, yeah.
And like everyone else, all these dudes, they never have a shirt on, you know?
Yep.
Even Jay does his interviews without his shirts on, and I'm like, good for you, buddy.
Always.
Don't give up.
But he has a dad bod or what?
No, no, no, no.
I think he's just, in comparison to the other guys, he's just not as cut up.
But I'm sure he's in fantastic shape.
But that's just how I see them.
That's the guy that, like, that guy does really well fantastic shape. But that's just how I see them. That's the guy that does
really well on these shows because he's likable.
Not because he's really pretty
to look at. Even though he's a good looking guy.
Whatever. So she's got that
guy and so I think that she likes
him
because of his personality. And then there's this
other blonde guy who looks like a villain from an
80s John Hughes movie whose name should
be Chet or Brad. Oh my god, he's such a such a Brad right what's his real name Corey Corey Corey and Jay yeah
and Corey's got great I'm sorry I'm just doing this for you come on uh Corey's got like great
abs great hair uh and is like definitely into you but there's weird stuff that's happening. He's cuddling with other guys at night
for some weird reason.
Oh, so bizarre.
Because watching it back,
we forget that this happened.
I'm like watching it and I'm like,
oh my sweet Jesus, this happened.
So you would catch him cuddling with dudes?
Well, so here's the issue with Corey.
He's like this beautiful like Greek god.
That's a bit of an exaggeration.
Whatever.
But like a very pretty guy. And so he had me and then he had another blonde ex who looks just like, Greek god. That's a bit of an exaggeration. Whatever. But, like, a very pretty guy.
And so he had me, and then he had another blonde ex
who looks just like me named Shay.
And we're like, oh, he's going to pick one of us for sure.
Like, he's going to hook up with either or.
And then one night, he's in bed with Jose,
who's this, like, beautiful gay man on the show,
and they're spooning.
What?
And it was a very, like like intimate cuddling session and it was just bizarre because
shay is right here and she's like cory like you over me and then i was in the other room and
it just got weird and they didn't show up but supposedly i don't know if he was like kissing
his back and oh my goodness it was i mean i, more power to you. Jose is a beautiful man.
I don't blame him
for wanting to cuddle him,
but it's just a weird vibe.
Just caught you off guard.
Dude, this show is so good.
I gotta start.
I just don't know
how you don't watch this show.
Was Chase on this show?
No, Chase was on the last one.
Season one.
But he was on the show.
He was on the season
that had the Uncle Fucker episode,
which is to this day,
I think,
the greatest episode in television history. I season that had the Uncle Fucker episode, which is to this day, I think, the
greatest episode in television history.
I forgot about that.
Uncle Fucker!
I didn't fuck my uncle!
But you know what's funny?
So we had a giant party, and they haven't shown a lot of the stuff, but one of the very
first parties we had, it was like a neon party.
I don't know.
They do these weird things.
Yeah.
We come downstairs.
We're all dressed up.
There's a DJ there.
It's the DJ from season one is in our house
like spinning for us
the guy that said Gucci a lot
was in our home like the DJ
for our party and we were all like
what is this but like he can only play
house music cause there's so many like rules
as to what you can listen to on TV
so there's that part of him
you know it's also weird. On this season, Chad
is on...
The Chad?
Me eating Chad.
I don't know if... Chad was on my season
of The Bachelorette.
Yes, I remember. Did he buy your domain too?
Domain? No.
I did think that was really funny when he did that. Everyone was so upset.
What did he do? After the season, he
went on GoDaddy.com and bought Everyone's name.com so when everyone was trying to
like you know have their own website oh that's funny so like he owns www.chasemcnery.com and
chase cannot get it from him and he's like well you can pay me ten thousand dollars i'll give it
to you oh no uh it's really funny and then we did something terrible where i think we
we put like on craigslist like free puppies for sale it wasn't me but i remember like someone in
like the group chat of the bachelor like put his number oh no and like and like pictures of puppies
and then like of course your phone doesn't stop ringing when that's on craigslist that's hysteric
yeah like so chad chad was the super villain on my season, right?
Like when he got kicked off,
I did the eulogy for him
and I spread his ashes,
but it wasn't his ashes,
it was his protein powder.
Oh, yeah.
It was so good.
You remember that?
Yeah.
I think he was like the biggest villain,
the guy villain that there's ever been.
Ever had.
Yeah, ever.
And so this is what is,
I love about this show.
I mean, maybe things will change, but on on this season and i even texted him about this he looks the most normal
out of anybody on the season like all his itms are like just like kind of funny commentary he
hasn't done anything crazy and that just goes to show you like the level of reality tv crazy that
like mtv has in comparison comparison to ABC is on a different
level. Did he
lose it ever? Yeah.
I mean, we all at some
point on this show completely
lose it. So everyone's
at different times. Chad definitely had
his moments. But I watched
Chelsea's Another Bachelorette.
Bachelorette? Okay, yeah, you're not on the
Bachelorette. So I watched it and I was like The Bachelorette. Okay, Bachelorette.
So I watched it and I was like,
oh my God, this guy,
I know all about him.
He's the bad boy.
Of course, I get partnered up with him,
like coupled up the first night because I'm an idiot
and I make dumb decisions.
But I was like,
oh my God, he's going to be so evil.
He was so like funny.
Like he was just like the goofy guy.
I mean, give or take,
he was the one who was very much the potster anytime
there was an argument chad was right there yeah making sure he could make it a little bit worse
but other than that like he was funny like he's just an idiot but he was great and he was not
like this evil character that he kind of was portrayed on the bachelorette huh well maybe
he's grown yeah because i was and i was also in the
season with him on paradise however i came later but i heard everything that was he left pretty
quick that was the season where he got kicked off and uh chris harrison like comes in and goes you
told everyone that works here you called them you told them to suck your babe and like hearing
chris harrison say on tv is is the funniest thing in the world.
It is hilarious.
And then he walks up the hill to his SUV to leave.
And he's like, you just sit in your bathrobe drinking your mimosas, Chris Harrison.
Fuck you.
That was really good.
He did make some good.
He made good TV.
He made good TV.
In the moment of me doing that first show with him, I was just scared of him.
Because he had like 50 pounds on me.
He was a little aggro.
Yeah, he was just, anything would spark him off.
And I was just like, I'm just going to be in the path of the fire.
And I'm not going to get out.
What's the one thing that you think that they get wrong when you watch it back?
With the whole entire cast?
What's happened? Or with me
specifically? Whatever.
It could be...
If you've been on social media or seen any of that,
there's so much controversy.
We have an Ex on the Beach group chat
and it is not a calm place to be.
Really? There is a
fight in this group chat.
And I'm like, guys, the show is over.
Love each other.
Follow each other on social media.
Stop blocking each other.
What's the name of the group chat?
It's literally just X on the beach.
Oh, that's not very creative.
Nothing's fine.
We're boring.
But there's a lot of controversy between D'Andra and Narisse, who are like the X's, and Maya and Janelle.
And there's a bunch of controversy because they did edit out a lot of what was said so i guess maya's coming off very much like she's jealous of dd and
all this stuff and she wants her out and never it's her explanation as to why she wants d'andrea
out it's never shown yeah so that's what i was surprised at because they're giving maya and
janelle very much like the mean girls edit but But I was with them 90% of the time.
I was really good friends with them.
So I was like, I didn't see them in that light.
But it's just very interesting kind of what is shown
and because of what is shown,
what everyone's perception is.
I love my edit thus far.
I'm like, this is great.
Don't show me crying hysterically.
I'm sure that will come.
But so far, it's been good. So Farrah
Abraham, she was
on another Teen Mom or whatever.
Teen Mom, whatever. I don't know. Right?
Like the OG Teen Mom. I watched her in like
seventh grade. Oh, what? And she's on this?
She's on X on the Beach.
So this is one of the things that
I'm annoyed with, like just continuity wise.
Everyone hates her in the beginning.
And I love to hate her.
I was like, yes, this girl thinks she's way too cool for school, like way too good for everybody.
And it's like, all right, pump the brakes, lady.
Okay.
Like you're on a teen mom show.
And then, you know, you Kardashian did with a video that came out.
Like everyone needs to relax.
And then, like, all of a sudden, I'm in episode whatever I'm in,
and she has to go to court, which is phenomenal, by the way.
That, I was like, oh!
Yeah, I'll give a ding to that.
Yeah, she goes to court.
And you guys all make signs being like, free Farrah!
We love you!
We legitimately did not think she was coming back.
We thought she was going to jail.
Oh, man. We're like, oh, my God, we just got rid of farrah like she's 100 they're gonna convict her like she's gonna be mean to the judge and piss him off or something yeah so we're like there's
like a 50 50 chance like she ain't coming back so we like made all these signs like we had t-shirts
with her mugshot of like her crying on it and then she walked down and it was a giant party. So we're like,
that was a happy moment for us and Farrah.
There weren't a lot.
Yeah, because she seems like the worst.
She was a lot to handle.
And she liked me for some strange reason.
I truly, to this day,
don't understand why she liked me.
So she was very nice to me.
So I'm like, you're not that bad.
But man, some mornings we would wake up
and she would be screaming to the executive producers
on the top of her lungs because, I don't know.
Towels.
Towels was a thing.
She needed towels.
She didn't have her organic salads.
But I will say.
It's a fucking jersey or something.
Do you know?
And I have to say this because it kind of makes sense
as to why she was such a nightmare she thought that she
was going on MTV's version of
the bachelorette and she
was the sole bachelorette
so when she showed up and had to see
she's sharing a house and in a twin size bed
with a bunch of other people that are also
dating others I'd be
pissed too I'd be like what am I doing here
is that an agent thing
that's a contractual misstep, right?
Like someone in her team has to know what she's doing.
Yes, 100%.
Well, here's the issue is none of us knew the title of the show until we actually moved in.
They kept it a secret.
But anyone in their right mind.
Would guess.
Can guess when they ask for a whole list of your exes.
Yeah.
Like the interview
process you know it's mtv so you're like all right this is x on the beach like yeah we get it
terrifying though to have to go and move but like our contract said untitled dating project
the whole entire time so i can understand maybe how she got a bit confused yeah but you're right
did you think you were like the mtv bachelorette no you're right. Did you think you were like the MTV Bachelorette? No. You thought you were going on like The Bachelor.
Like you would be one of many women dating.
Yes, I thought.
Or are you smart enough that you were like,
this is Ex on the Beach and I really don't care?
Oh, 100%.
As soon as they were like,
do you have any exes who are on reality TV?
I was like, oh, I know exactly what I'm getting myself into.
Well, good for you.
Also, you guys aren't even on the beach anymore.
I was about to ask, where do you you filmed. On top of a hill.
We filmed in Malibu. Okay.
So it was literally in my neighborhood. I was
30 minutes from my apartment, but our house
was like a two-hour drive
up this mountain. Oh, gosh.
The tip-top of Malibu. So you're not on the beach.
You're nowhere near the beach.
How can they call it X on the Beach?
What I heard was, because I was friends with someone who's a producer on the last. How can they call it X on the beach? What I heard was,
because I was friends with someone who was a producer
on the last season, and they were like,
they did it in Hawaii, I think.
And it was actually
a nice house.
You had to walk down, I think, to the beach.
And apparently they
destroyed the house so badly that they were
like, you're not allowed to shoot here again.
And I think they had to find a new place. Makes more sense to do it in malibu than it does but like there has to be
some nice like house in san diego on the beach or something exactly well and i think a lot of our
budget went to farah because supposedly they asked me like you have a passport you're going to a
tropical destination no way thailand cool yeah yeah and then they're like oh just kidding malibu
all right that did a quick turnaround don't need a passport but I mean she got a lot of money really being there
I think like 100k which is a lot more than all of us that's a lot for MTV that's well make you feel
any better that's so much more money than any bachelor thing that's more none of us got paid
that so well I'll tell you this.
That's more money than you get
if you are the Bachelor, the Bachelorette.
Wow.
Yeah.
All right, Farrah.
Farrah.
Farrah, where's your agent?
Yeah, kill him at number eight.
His info.
This season, love that there are gay guys on the show.
Like, that storyline now is so fun to me.
Oh my God, I'm so happy they decided to do it what's
the first time I think any dating show from my understanding has mixed like straight and gay so
it's like a whole new dynamic because then you get you get like what they're going through and
then it's like well what if like Corey exactly my straight ex of all of a sudden is cuddling with
Jose that would never happen so I, it's a fun dynamic.
And I was best friends with all of them.
They were fun.
Can you tell me who your favorite,
I just want to know your favorite couple so far.
Not me, because I would expect you to say me,
so you can take me out of the equation.
Here's the thing.
I'm just bad with names.
Oh, you can describe them.
What is the gay couple?
Murray and Cheyenne.
Yes, Murray and Cheyenne. Cheyenne is cheyenne cheyenne is my favorite i think when he's stomping up the stairs yes where is my cigarette yes
i also love that they just show you all you guys just ripping darts left and right that's something
that would never happen on like the bachelor world we were watching the other night and i was like
jay doesn't fuck around with reality tv like this guy knows how to make some good reality TV.
And this is one of the ones you're talking to?
He's like the me-verse, and he's like the kind of skinny guy.
Very like the Cali surfer dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
And so he finds out that villain from an 80s John Hughes movie kissed her, and he like flips a switch and is just like darting after him.
No.
And then he gets form tackled by another guy for some reason.
And I was like, because I would never do that.
I would just be like, I'd be hurt.
I was like, how do I spin this in my favor?
He was just like, hell no.
TV cameras, come with me, we're going.
I was so mad in that moment.
Because I wasn't going to tell him until the next day.
Yeah.
Because this was the free Farrah, Farrah's not in jail party.
I was like, oh, everyone's going to have a good time.
I come back from the beach.
Corey kisses me, my other ex, because I was like, I need you to tell me how you feel.
So he sniper kissed me, and I was like, oh, boy.
Oh, gosh.
So I go home.
I have a horrible poker face.
Oh, my God.
I walk in the door.
And everyone's like, something happened. And I'm like, I'm fine. I have a horrible poker face. Oh, my God. I walk in the door. And everyone's like, something happened.
And I'm like, I'm fine.
And what, guys?
And then I'm an idiot.
I don't know if they show me saying this.
But I pull Jay aside.
And I was like, hey, something happened.
Let's not talk about it now.
Let's enjoy the party.
I'll tell you later.
And he's like, what?
Tell me now.
And I'm like, yeah, no.
No, it's OK.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Well, then everyone starts drinking.
And people are very intoxicated. And then Cheyenne pulls me aside it's like you gotta tell Jay little did I know he's like trying to stir the pot and it's like yeah go tell Jay let's like
see what happens yikes so I tell him and instantly like doesn't even let me finish my sentence I say
Cory kisses me and he sprints. Corey Brooks, where are you?
Jay's like 5'8". I'm sorry, Corey Brooks?
Yes! I know him.
Oh. Ha! He's the villain.
That's hilarious. He's the villain from 80s movies.
That is my ex. Oh my, he's not that blonde.
He's like sandy blonde.
He's sandy blonde. I was picturing like blondey.
Not like bleach blonde. Oh my gosh.
Okay, my friend Kat thinks he's really hot.
That's really funny. Yeah, so that was my ex. Just. My friend Kat thinks he's really hot. That's really funny. Yeah.
So that was my ex.
Just a giant little love triangle.
But I think I'm finally, as of last episode, over Cory Brooks.
Really?
Good for you.
Well, for the most part.
Yeah.
Maybe.
He is cute.
I don't want to ruin the show.
I don't want to spoil it.
But are you happy right now?
Like, does the show end well for you?
I will say this.
The show does end well for me.
I go through a lot of ups and downs to get to where I get at the end of the show.
But I was very happy with it.
And I will say the final episode is so good.
Really?
When they show some of this in the clips, like we all do a lie detector test.
Oh, gosh.
So I'm not spoiling that.
That is shown.
But the questions they ask,
and I thought this was fake.
I was like,
they're going to rig this
to make whatever answers.
And, like, I, like,
went and asked the doctor.
I was like, all right,
so this is fake, right?
You're picking the answers.
He's like, oh, no,
this is all very true.
If you lie,
we will tell people.
I was like, oh, my God.
So, it's very interesting
to see the results.
And we all,
in front of each other, get the results.
So it'll be a good one.
Last, least favorite thing about this season.
How have you guys kept the guy who is making up the herpes rumor around?
Why isn't he gone?
So that, it's so difficult as to why he's still there.
I will say he's never done reality TV, Kareem.
So all of us kind of we know how this works.
We know kind of what to say, what you shouldn't say.
This guy had no idea.
So he just blatantly started a rumor that his ex had an incurable STD.
And we're like, you don't say that on national TV.
Especially because like he's in his interviews being like, yeah, I made that up.
I'm like, oh, my God like, you're going to get murdered.
But then he kind of came to his senses and, like, he did apologize.
And I think he woke up and was like, shit, like, I am on TV.
Like, this is not something I would be doing.
I did not have an issue with him, mainly because the giant fight that happened with Corey and
Jay, I was crying in a mess.
I was like, why is everyone fighting?
I was like, I'm quitting. I'm done. I want out of this
house. He scooped me up
in his arms, took me away,
covered me in a blanket and was like, you're going to be okay.
Stop crying.
Really comforted me.
He had a turnaround.
He grew on me. We just didn't get to see that a lot.
He still sucks for saying that.
Is he the villain?
Yeah. He's not liked saying that. Is he the villain? Yeah.
He's not liked.
It's something you can never you can't put the toothpaste
back in the tube in that situation.
Right. He'll never be forgave for that.
I see.
I'm just saying that saying that thing
if it is true
still probably shouldn't say it unless it's a good friend
and you're like hey miss and just throw a Jimmy on just in case. But if it is true still probably shouldn't say it unless it's like a good friend and you're just like hey miss and just throw a
you know throw a jimmy on just in case
but like if it isn't true
that's gonna follow that person forever
you know cause it just
is like we all have
those friends from like college and stuff that
someone made up that rumor
and everyone's like and no one
ever has the balls to tell the person
that being said and it's just a mess like there's has the balls to tell the person that that being said.
Yeah.
And it's just a mess.
Like, there's a lot of things you can say that I think can be forgiven.
But that one is like a really bad one.
Totally.
Yeah.
Wow.
Anyways, X on the Beach, man.
Good fucking shit.
Just wait.
It gets better.
Oh, I can't wait.
Gotta put it in my queue.
Ariana Grande's new song.
I haven't listened. I listened it in my queue. Ariana Grande's new song. I haven't listened.
I listened to the first few seconds of it.
I finally listened to it yesterday after just like everyone was talking about it.
It's so catchy.
Does she rip off everybody though?
You want me to play the side by side?
Let's give it a hear.
There's a bunch of people that are saying that she's ripping off, right?
Yeah.
But the one that I thought was the most was Soulja Boy's Pretty Boy Swag.
Man, he's really getting ripped off these days.
Did you see him say that Drake, that he made Drake?
Have you seen that video?
No.
Oh, it's freaking hilarious.
He's not wrong.
Is he not?
Drake kind of ripped off.
This isn't Soulja Boy, by the way. You like my hair. Gee, thanks. Just for me. I see it. I like it. I want it. I got it.
This right here is my swag. All the girls are on me. Swag. Everybody pay attention.
This right here is my pretty boy swag.
No, you're right. I never put those two together till just now.
Dang.
I mean, no one's making anything new these days, you know?
It's true.
And this new country song, it's the same four chords.
It's so true.
I mean, but that is just funny.
Like, when you really kind of, like, put it together, you're just like, whoa, all right.
It also sounds like a Lil Dicky song to me, too.
Will you play the Drake and Soulja Boy situation?
Why did Meek Mill have a bigger comeback than Soulja Boy?
Me personally?
Why?
Because he was locked up.
Okay, I was locked up, too, nigga.
They came up with a number one record.
The Drake beat.
Yo!
Look how he crossed over.
Yo, Meek Mill named B for Chris Brown and was from the box with Floyd Mayweather.
He would be with Drake.
The biggest rapper in the world.
Drake?
Drake?
The nigga that got bitey by Pusha T?
The nigga that's hiding his kid from the world,
but his world wouldn't hide from the kid?
R.B. Graham in the wheelchair?
Drake?
Yes.
Drake?
Y'all niggas better stop playing with me.
Stop playing with me like I ain't teach Drake everything he know.
Hold on, you taught Drake everything he know.
Y'all didn't hear Drake on his first song?
Tell me what's really going on.
Drizzy Drake back in his thing already.
That's Soulja.
That's my bar.
He copied my whole fucking flow.
That's Kiss Me Through The Phone.
He copied my whole fucking flow.
Word for word, bar for bar.
Don't act like I didn't make Drake, nigga.
Don't do that.
Ooh.
Poor Soulja Boy.
Dude, he's getting ripped off left and right.
Gets no credit.
I love him.
What was the one?
Crank that.
There we go.
Oh, I don't know the words.
Superman.
I just remember the dance.
You want to do some favorite things?
Sure.
What do you got?
I freaking love the new Post Malone song.
Wow.
Yeah?
Favorite song he's put out since Rockstar.
Can we give it a little play? Shorty mixing up the vodka with the licor G-Wagon, G-Wagon, G-Wagon, G-Wagon
All the housewives pulling up
I got a lot of toys
720S pumping fallout boy
You was talking shit in the beginning
Back when I was feeling more forgiving
I know I piss you off to see me winning
See the igloo in my mouth and I be grinning
It's catchy
Honey deep when I roll like the army Get more bottles, these bottles are lonely He's catchy.
It's banging.
When was the last time you think he washed his hair?
I don't know.
Straight up.
I have no clue.
No, I know. I'm just wondering when you think the last time Post think he washed his hair? I don't know. Straight up. I have no clue. No, I know.
I'm just wondering when you think the last time Post Malone washed his hair.
That'd be at least six months.
Right?
Yeah.
I do love- Dudes don't wash their hair, though.
Fair enough.
I wash my hair probably once a week.
That's a lot, actually, for a guy.
Really?
I think so.
She gave me a look right here that was just like, oh, fuck.
I have to wash my hair every night.
Oh, I do too.
Same.
Same.
Really?
But guys don't.
It pains me.
They'll shower, but they don't shampoo their hair
very often, I feel.
When I do it, it makes my hair super frizzy
and terrible.
See, there you go.
But I'm also not a greasy person.
I had a roommate that was just so greasy.
You could see it on his pillowcase.
You know what I'm saying?
I edited it out of the last episode Like, you could see it, like, on his pillowcase, you know? You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Oh, gotta talk about, because I edited it out of the last episode, and now freaking everyone's talking about it.
Uh-huh.
Caitlyn and freaking Jason.
Oh.
Well, I just, I don't ever want to be that friend that's, like, talking about my real
friends.
True.
On my podcast.
Totally fair.
But, like, they don't give a fuck. No, they don't. I just wanted to make sure that it was okay. I just, you know, I don't want to take advantage of my podcast. Totally fair. But like they don't give a fuck.
No, they don't.
I just wanted to make sure that it was okay.
I just, you know, I don't want to take advantage of my friends.
You know what he said?
What's that?
The most recent like E! News thing that I saw.
He was like, I'm just so happy.
I'm so thankful that they didn't choose me as the bachelor.
Right.
Because then I wouldn't have met Caitlin.
Yep.
And I was like, huh, where have I heard that before?
It's true.
Oh.
Because he wanted Bachelor bad.
Totally.
He really wanted it.
I know.
He did.
There was a part of me that wanted it too.
Me too.
And the only reason why is because I'm a very competitive person.
And I was like, I want to win.
Oh, you wanted to do it.
There was a part of me that wanted it.
Oh, I was saying I wanted Jason to get Bachelor.
Oh, oh, oh.
Well, remember, we had like a whole campaign on this show.
Yeah.
Thank God that didn't happen, man.
I mean, yeah.
Jesus Christ, that would have been horrible.
Oh, my God.
I know.
I've got some favorite things.
Oh, let's hear.
Have you guys seen The Masked Singer?
No, my mom keeps talking about it.
I was just talking
to my friends about this.
I can't get on board.
Please tell me you don't like it.
Please tell me you don't like it.
Okay.
I need to know why.
I think he does.
I need to know why.
Here's my thoughts on it.
It's a horrible business model
for the singers.
Okay.
It's a great business model
for the judges,
but if you're trying
to jumpstart your career with this show, it's horrible because you only get exposure in the last like seven minutes of you being on TV.
And then you're gone.
No one knows who you are.
I haven't seen it yet, so I don't know.
So the premise is that like it's a bunch of like people.
It's like the voice, right?
But only the singers wear masks or what?
Yeah.
So like there's a lion and a tiger and a bear.
Oh my.
Exactly.
We think one's Denise Richards.
But I'm sitting there being like,
it's cool if you have a fear of performing,
this gives you an outlet to do it with
and then it strips away the anxiety
because no one can see you, you know?
But if you're trying to get some more exposure,
and I assume all of these people are,
they're all kind of like,
they're not the top of the game acting or whatever.
Or athletes, if they were,
they wouldn't be doing this, you know?
It's a crazy idea because no one knows who you are
until the last second.
Right.
And then, okay, great.
Should have gone to the beach.
So it is one of your favorite things
or not one of your favorite things?
I don't know.
I was just thinking about it.
Oh, okay.
That makes me feel better. I thought this was about to be one of your very favorite things. No, your favorite things? I don't know. I was just thinking about it. Oh, okay. That makes me feel better.
I thought this was about to be one of your very favorite things.
No, no, no, no.
Because he prefaced it with, I've got some favorite things.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, it's in my notes.
It's not one of my favorite things.
It was just interesting.
I was just sitting there being like, I don't know.
This is weird.
Interesting.
Okay.
Someone came up with a pretty interesting theory that I liked a lot.
Okay.
That cats are actually aliens.
You would like that theory.
Oh, my God. I have a cat.
And this is why this is hard for me to do
because you already told me that.
Break it to me.
Am I living with an alien?
I don't know if this is true,
but like Sarah's friend Katie
was telling me this thing.
Like back in the day,
I guess there was like this parasite
or whatever that cats would give to humans
and it makes the humans go kind of crazy, like Grey Gardens style.
Weird.
You know what I'm talking about?
Where they become hoarders and they stop smelling the urine
and worrying about the shit in the ground.
It starts to kind of melt your brain.
Interesting.
And then it kills you.
Oh.
And then what do cats do?
They immediately eat your brain through your eyeballs.
I actually have heard that.
It's a thing.
They did a study that it'll take
one day for a cat to start eating
a dead owner, where it'll take a dog a week
before they're like, I'm hungry.
I gotta do this thing.
No way. That was a real study?
And so the other thing is
that cats don't meow to other cats to communicate
They just kind of like look at each other
Like total telepathy stuff
But they meow
Because they're mimicking baby sounds
This is what she was saying
That they mimic baby sounds
And they know that humans
Treat babies the best
Or whatever
Also and here's the kind of like
the piece de resistance of the theory.
Okay.
Who worship cats?
Pharaohs.
I was going to say Taylor Swift, but you know.
She might be an alien too, man.
Pharaohs worship them.
That's true.
And a lot of people think that aliens built those pyramids
you're right interesting okay question for you then what about like cheetahs and lions that's
these count that's exactly what i said i was like well there's a bunch of other cats yeah
no i think she was just saying that like just domesticated got it i I don't know. It's stupid, but it's kind of funny.
Kind of not, not true.
You ever like, you've got a cat, like sometimes they just like look at you and you're like.
Cats freak me out.
Oh man, you know what I'm thinking.
I'm going to preface and say that one, it is my sister's cat.
So, I mean, we could get rid of it.
If Alex, if you're listening to this and the cat has gone by the time you get home.
It's an alien. And I don't want my brains eaten cats are a little freaky yeah yeah well
and it's a signee so it like literally never shuts up and now i'm like oh my god it wants me to think
it's a baby yeah what about those hairless cats i am siamese if you please remember that song
no but gg hadid has one it's so freaky looking. Really? Yeah. They're just like skin.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very weird. It looks like a ball sack.
It does.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
You're right.
Right.
Yeah.
I've got a-
Do you have any actual favorite things or-
No.
No?
No.
Really?
My favorite thing is X and the Beast and I brought the person who's on the show.
That's valid.
So I feel like I've done great work here.
So flattered.
That's valid.
So flattered.
Okay.
Well, I've got some.
I've started watching Good Trouble, the Freeform show.
Yeah.
Have you seen it?
No.
It's great.
Okay.
Love it.
What's up?
There was a show called The Fosters that I never saw.
Do you guys know about that show?
I've heard of it.
Yeah.
So this is like a spinoff of The Fosters.
So it's a lot of the same cast members.
But basically the premise is these two girls who are foster sisters i guess on the foster cv show they uh move to la and live in
this like community house called like they call it the coterie and it's like this this like group
of like 10 misfit kids basically like but like 20 somethings who all move to la and live in this
like uh community housing so it's a shared
space you know what i mean um and everybody's just uh very very different and unique which is very
cool um so for i don't know how because i didn't watch the fosters but like of the two sisters like
one of them is really rich and one of them's not and one of them's working in like at like a tech
startup and the other one's wanting to be a lawyer and she's like and she's like working for a lawyer
and then like uh there's different people that live in the house
like there's a DJ
and then there's this guy
that also works for tech
and he's super freaking hot
and I actually got to meet
these people in real life
mega hot in person
and one of the girls
really likes him
and then in like
the first or second episode
sees him hook up
with the dude
and she's like
wait what
but he's straight
and she's like
tripping that this guy's
like also hooking up
with dudes.
What does this sound like?
X on the beach.
X on the beach, yeah.
So I don't know.
I really like it.
I really like all the actors.
So I went to, before the show premiered, was this in December, I guess?
I went to like a, I don't know, like an event for this show.
They were like doing like an influencer event or something.
And the cast members were there.
So I got to meet all these people, which is why I wanted to watch the show.
And everyone was so nice and super cool,
but great show.
Guilty pleasure.
Yeah.
Highly recommend.
What about you?
You got any favorite things?
Guys,
I read an article the other day.
It's a bit of a stretch,
but I'm on board with this theory.
And I've told everyone,
and it's my excuse to life because all my friends are doing sober January.
And I was like,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no sober january and i was like no no no i stupid i fully can't get on board with that but i'll do wine only january so i was like researching
like stupid stuff so only wine only wine okay because wine is healthy i read an article that
a glass of red wine burns 200 calories i've read that too how i don't really know okay we don't
need to ask questions don't ask but i was on Google and I read this article.
So I've been fully living my life according to that.
So I'm like, all right, I have three glasses of red wine.
I burned 600.
I don't think it works like that.
But that's how it is in my brain.
So that's what I'm on board right now.
So it's not sober January.
It is wine only January.
I like it.
I think that's great.
Very great.
I'll give you a bottle of my dad's wine.
Oh, fantastic.
I don't...
Does white wine burn calories?
You know what?
I don't know.
I don't really know about...
Let's go with yes.
Probably.
Okay, yes.
But I know, like, what?
Red wine's good for your heart.
It is supposed to be better for you.
There's, like, benefits to it.
Yeah.
It's supposed to be better for you.
Something like that.
Anybody in this room care about the Rams winning?
Very excited.
Did anyone watch that? I did watch that. Did you not watch that? Of course I like that. Anybody in this room care about the Rams winning? Very excited. Did anyone watch that?
I did watch that.
Did you not watch that?
Of course I watched that.
I watched both those games.
You're not very excited.
I thought it was really fun.
I don't know if you saw the video of the sports bar in LA when the Rams won, and it was like-
I bet it was nuts.
No, it was just like-
Oh, what?
Oh, they won.
Oh, that's nice.
No.
Like, no one cares.
That's like the joke.
It's like no one cares.
My parents freaking care.
Really? They were so invested. Big St. Louis fans back in the day no i love the greatest show on turf my dad just loves football he played when he was a kid or whatever and so he's just been
very invested in the rams miley my dad and my mom had all this ram swag i was like what where's mine
that's dope um and so they like they were like uh when it went to overtime because no one thought
that he was even gonna to last that long.
Like fourth quarter, we're all sitting in front of the TV, eyes glued,
and we're like, there's no way they're going to pull this off.
And then they do.
They tie the game.
We were like, the kick's so long, there's no way.
And he ties it.
With the help of a referee, by the way.
Well, I know.
But that's sports, okay?
There's tons of missed calls.
You just got a deal.
Don't get me started.
Don't get me started.
So before the kick, my mom and sister put on their
rams hats they were like okay which sister is this miley okay we were like let's see if the
hats work and so they put on their hats and he made the cake and they're like our hats are lucky
like freaking out then it goes into overtime and when they win like everyone just lost their minds
i'm just tired of tom brady i'm so sick of it i wanted the chiefs to win that second game
i think everybody did but the thing about the la team that's so cool to me is like it's the
youngest coach that's ever been in this boy he's 32 years old and you think he's hot no i actually
don't but i do think the quarterback's hot and he's 24 and he's like the youngest quarterback
to go to the super bowl like it's very cool like all these underdogs and like and like rookies
like making it this far and pushing through so like it sucks they're gonna play the patriots i just want the patriots to lose that i will be i mean it would
be amazing but i would have loved to have seen rams i would have loved to have seen the rams
and the chiefs in the super bowl that would have been really cool but i'll take what i can get go
rams you got any other favorite things oh i already mentioned this but you oh yeah if you have not
seen this oh we've must you but okay oh yeah. I'm halfway through. Oh, the show.
Yeah, we talked about this a couple episodes ago.
Yeah, we did.
Okay, well, I just started it.
I'm halfway through, and I will never look at men the same.
I know.
It's too creepy.
It's so bizarre.
It's so weird.
That's what I'm currently having to do.
You're right, but women are also very good at stalking on social media, too.
Women are more stalkerish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
Everyone just,
put your stuff on private.
I know.
Don't put your address on there.
And also stop undressing
and hooking up with people
with your window open.
Yeah, right?
I'm truly upset with her.
I mean,
this one, guys,
this was a lifetime show.
Like there's a lot of this show
that is exaggerated
and not realistic,
but there's a lot of it
that also is.
And that's the
scary part and i just i loved that pen pen badgley just really like i mean he sold that character he
did such a good job did you see when what he did when he won when he got um a million followers
on instagram no hey good morning from manila i wake up to find i never thought I'd see the day, but I wake up to find I have a million followers.
I don't know what to say because all it took was for me to start murdering people.
Y'all get out of here.
That's great.
That's good.
I love that.
Start murdering people.
Yeah, you's great.
What episode are you on?
I'm on five.
Okay. Do you got any theories? Yeah. Okay. you's great. What episode are you on? I'm on five. Okay.
Do you got any theories?
Yeah, okay.
Here's my theory.
I think Peach,
this is going to be
a far stretch.
I think Peach
is in love with Beck.
I think there's some kind
of relationship there
that we aren't seeing.
I think either she's going
to try and get involved
or she,
something happens
where I feel like
they hook up
and then he's going
to end up murdering Peach.
So that's my
theory as of now. I'm probably
so incredibly off.
I'm not going to say much about that.
Isn't it so fun knowing and hearing theories?
I know.
I'm excited for you to finish it. It's a great series.
I know that we said Avengers and
Fire Festival, but
I think you should go watch You after this
is my suggestion. You should definitely finish this series.
It's very good.
I went on Snapchat and I asked all of
the fans of the show to
send videos. Do you want to
hear some of those?
It sounds weird, but my favorite thing is to put
Froot Loops and ice cream.
That doesn't sound weird.
That sounds delicious.
Allie was here. That sounds delicious. Allie was here.
That sounds dope.
I love that.
Yes.
My favorite thing right now, it's super old news.
But listen, sometimes when you get the Netflix going, you get into super old things.
And that would be Breaking Bad.
things and that would be breaking bad because i pretty much think that i could probably
be a drug dealer and she's like a mom maybe had a body or two and it's all thanks to that show
cheyenne 322 that was funny i was really loving the tv show a crime to remember which depicts different crimes from like the 1910s all the way through the 70s straight up nuts good quality oh okay a crime to remember yeah i like it i gotta get on that
hi wells and brandy my name is laura um i'm from pennsylvania where it's currently like one degree here. It's really cold.
I love your podcast.
One of my favorite things right now that I'm currently watching is The Good Place on, I think it's NBC.
And it's just a really brilliant writing and super funny show about all these people who die.
And then it's their experience in, I guess, heaven, which is called The Good Place.
And my least favorite thing right now are the soap cutting videos.
Like, I'm not so sure why they're a thing.
I'm also not sure why I keep watching them and just, like, thinking that they're dumb.
Okay, stop.
There's soap cutting videos?
It sounds like people who like to watch the pimple stop there's soap cutting videos it sounds like people
who like to watch the pimple popping i feel like it's gonna be a facebook thing like i'm sure it's
a viral facebook but you know there's like all this like all these like bubble people like
popping bubbles and popping things that people love on instagram it's so weird to me okay right
now is that spotify actually just made me a playlist of my favorite songs of Two Taps.
We're so lazy, aren't we?
Yes, we are.
My favorite thing is that Spotify just did the work for me.
But I love it.
I know.
It's great.
All right.
We'll do a couple more of these.
Hey, Wells and Brandy.
I recently binge watched the Dirty John show.
Good.
So good.
Dirty John podcast on Johnny and life and how he kind of a whole bunch of women. It was Good. So good. Dirty John podcast on John Meehan's life
and how he conned
a whole bunch of women.
It was really, really good.
It was done very well
with a bunch of great actors.
We've talked about that before.
Dirty John's great.
I gotta watch it.
I'll do a couple of shout outs
for podcast.
Chris D'Elia's podcast.
Love him.
He is so fucking fun.
So funny.
I listen to his podcast
and he just does a one man show
and I'm like,
I've been working in radio since I was 16 years old.
Yeah.
And I'm nowhere near as good as you are at this one thing.
Chris Lee's podcast is great.
Bobby Lee, who I think is just so freaking funny.
He's in that show that I was talking about last episode, which is splitting up together.
But he's a really funny Asian comedian.
He's like really short.
He's also in love.
He's in like everything.
He's got a funny podcast
called Tiger Belly that
everyone should go listen to.
And that's kind of it.
We asked Twitter
if they wanted to know anything about Morgan.
Do you have that pulled up? Got a lot of people
asking if at this point would you
go back and ever do the challenge
or X on the Beach again or Big Brother again?
I would 100% do Big Brother again.
You would. Just because, so my season
of Big Brother, it was different because America
was kind of like our other house guests. So I
had to play to them, not
really be myself because, I mean, you have to
they voted on the winner. They voted for me.
So I was like, I'm going to do whatever I can
to make America love me. Yeah.
So I'd love to go back and kind of play for myself
and play a different season.
I would not go back
on X on the Beach.
No?
It was the most stressful
five weeks of my entire life.
Really?
But you have to remember
we're hungover all the time.
You don't go,
I didn't go a single night
without drinking alcohol.
The whole entire time I was there.
You sleep three hours a night.
If that.
Why?
Because so, our camera crew didn't go home to
like three in the morning so you're up you have to be on talking our wake-up call was eight so by
the time you go to bed and i slept in a twin size bed with another human no every single night no
yep this show is not for me yep so it stressful. And I just don't like dealing with my emotions.
I hate that kind of stuff.
And to have like a camera constantly being like, tell me how you're feeling.
I was like, good God.
So that, I don't know.
Challenge 100%.
I would do that again.
You would do that, yeah.
Yep.
In a heartbeat.
I'm very competitive, athletic.
I like stuff like that.
Okay, cool.
So I would do that for sure.
That's cool.
Man, you've done three different shows.
That's insane.
All very different too.
Alex Willett, friend of yours?
That would be my sister.
Oh, she's on the season.
Well, she wants to know,
how did it feel to consume a diet of only tequila for a month straight?
Was it good tequila at least or plastic bottle tequila asking for a friend?
That's such a sisterly, condescending.
That's my sister for you.
I'm here for it.
I gave it a favorite.
I gave it a like.
Well, so what's funny with this is one, we got the bottom of the barrel alcohol on the show.
You ain't getting.
Yeah.
She's cute.
I like her.
We ain't getting top shelf on X on the Beach.
No.
But then so we started getting alcohol limitations.
Really?
A couple weeks in.
Because like, you know, you get people drunk.
That's when the fights happen.
And like, it got to the point where they'd be like, guys, you have to start using your
words, not your fists.
Stop being in physical altercations.
We did an altercation like every night.
Jeez.
So eventually our alcohol got real watered down.
So I was surviving on cheap tequila with
water in it. And so, oh God, we were such degenerates on this show because so we would
start hoarding the alcohol. So if we had a party, I remember one time people snuck out,
took the leftover alcohol, put it in water bottles and hit it in the toilet.
Oh my God. It was like prison. So I remember Jay one time was like, Morgan, come to the bathroom.
I was like, all right, what?
And he like opened up the toilet lid and pulled out a water bottle of tequila.
And he's like, do you want a shot?
I was like, yes.
Oh my God.
That's disgusting.
That's amazing.
We got to that point on the show.
Oh man.
Good times.
How do you think Johnny Bananas would do on Big Brother?
Also get him on next season.
That's from Tina.
Interesting.
I actually was really disappointed that Johnny Bananas was not on this season of Celebrity Big Brother.
It was rumored that he was.
I think he would be so funny.
I think he would get himself in a lot of trouble, though, because I was talking to him on the challenge and he kind of brought up the idea of maybe he would go on I was just like you're recorded 24 7 people tweet your every word it's
not like the challenge where they can edit you in the best light so it's like I fully think you
should go on there but I'm all for watching you speak your mind but you gotta really remember
America's listening and they tweet everything.
So, I mean, I think he would have done so good on Big Brother.
He is such a people person.
So, I mean, I'm all for him on season three.
Anything else?
I want to end the show with another song, favorite song of the week.
Oh, I have a, I got a tip to Living Wells.
Oh, great.
I missed that segment.
This week's tip to Living Wells is you have to start saying no if you want to start getting people to say yes to you i like it i like
it a lot because when you're when you're a yes man yeah people will just take advantage of you
all the time your your self-worth your actual worth always lower yeah the second you start
saying no to things people are like oh um oh wait a second well how about this number then then you're
like oh maybe maybe i'll do it for that it's you know that's so because so many people though that
i've heard is like 2019 i want to be a guest man and yeah like they're wrong i think you should i
mean obviously never close doors that are good doors to walk through.
Yeah.
But it goes for almost everything.
Contract negotiations.
Yeah.
Friendships.
Mm-hmm.
Watered down tequila.
Oh, dear God.
I have nightmares.
What's your last song?
The new James Blake.
It's called Mile High.
Oh, wow. oh wow is this James Blake or is this
Bon Iver oh
that was an eye roll
yeah
yeah
James Blake's a lot different nowadays.
Wow, you're so funny.
So funny.
You have to admit it does sound a little Bon Iver-esque.
He always has a little bit.
He's way, way cooler, though.
Than Bon Iver?
He's so much edgier.
I don't know.
I like this, though.
I'm sorry if I'm coming across as being a dick.
And I love where Travis Scott, I love the lane he's riding in right now.
Yeah.
So good.
So good. So good.
Like, this is very, very old Jay leaning to me,
which I dig.
What happened to Alt-J?
They kind of dropped off.
I love, they're one of my favorite bands of all time.
I think I saw this on a commercial.
Hmm. It's like a commercial with a running grill.
This sounds like all J to me too.
Can we not see this commercial?
No, I don't have cable.
What?
Okay, so Brandy doesn't like it.
I do not like it.
I think it's different. I think it's different.
I think it sounds like Alt-J.
It's Cosmo Sheldrake.
Come along.
His voice sounds like Alt-J, but this does not.
Come, come, come, come.
This is a little Alt-J for you.
For sure, brah.
All right.
It's the drums.
The drumming is a little intense for me.
Can you text me the name of the second attitude list on the website?
Oh, yeah.
I'll do that.
If you want it to be on the website, you better text me what it is.
Morgan, thank you so much for coming on Your Favorite Thing.
Oh, my gosh.
Thanks for giving us so much of your time.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, my God.
I had so much fun.
I feel really bad.
I'll give you a ding.
I'm so sorry.
All right.
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
I'm not doing anything, guys. I just have a bunch of shows to watch after this. Yeah, I know. You really do. You really do you a ding. I'm so sorry. All right. Oh, my God, no. I'm not doing anything, guys.
I just have a bunch of shows to watch after this.
Yeah, I know.
You really do.
You really do.
That's all I'm doing.
It's really nice to meet you.
It is.
I didn't really say this, but obviously I did say that Excellently Beach is my favorite
show right now, but Sarah and I both agree that you're our favorite character.
Ooh!
Thanks, guys.
I'm just hoping, even if I have my crazy moments
and they're coming, I hope you remember me
as this moment.
And not the crazy that might
be on your screen in a few weeks.
No, it's great. You mentioned
you love my friend Olivia.
Crazy as all hell on TV.
One of the best people I know.
Yeah, but she's crazy in real life, too, though.
She is, but she's also like...
I know you don't know her like I do, but she's crazy in real life too though. She is, but she's also like, I know you don't know her
like I do,
but she really is like,
she's a great person.
No, I think she's hilarious.
She's actually really chill
a lot of the time.
Yeah.
The things that come out
of her mouth,
I'm like, whoa.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Get it, girl.
That's great.
So you and me and Olivia
will have to get together
since you like her.
Oh my gosh,
I'm actually,
I'm talking to her tomorrow.
Oh, perfect.
Yeah.
She's going to her pod?
She's always trying
to steal our shit. Oh, here we go. You know it's true. Hey, I'm not going to tell her the watered down tequila story though. All right Oh, perfect. Yeah. She's going to her pod? She's always trying to steal our shit.
Oh, here we go.
You know it's true.
Hey, I'm not going to tell her
the watered down tequila story, though.
All right, go on.
Okay.
I haven't told anyone that.
Oh, my God.
We got the exclusive.
I got to put this out early, then.
We got to beat her to the punch.
When does Olivia's pod come out?
I don't know.
I don't know, either.
But I'm going to put this
out tomorrow, then.
No, we have to put it out
on the same day every week, Wells.
Well, I put it out
on Thursday last week.
I thought you said Wednesdays.
No. I told somebody Wednesday. No, no, no. Okay, Wednesday. Unless Olivia's is it out on the same day every week, Wells. Well, I put it out on Thursday last week. I thought you said Wednesdays. No.
I told somebody Wednesday.
No, no, no.
Okay, Wednesday.
Unless Livius is coming out on Tuesday, and then I'm beating her to it.
We are the worst.
Okay.
Guys, I'm sorry.
I try to reel him in.
I really do.
I don't know what to tell you.
You're a good duo.
What?
I'm speaking to our listeners here.
Got it.
Morgan, thanks for being on the show, dude.
Thank you, guys.
Thanks, Morgan.
It's been wonderful having you in the house.
The show is great.
It airs on Thursday nights on MTV, and it is freaking phenomenal.
Unless you have kids, don't watch it then.
It might not be appropriate for them, but if you do not have kids and your life is fantastic,
watch that show.
It will change your life.
Okay.
Bye, guys.
Bye.
Adios.
Adios.
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