Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Mountain chic hand jobs with Sarah Hyland (Adams?)

Episode Date: September 20, 2023

This week Brandi is somewhere doing something so Wells is joined by his lovely Bride, Mrs. Sarah Hyland. Adams not included, because who wants to go fill out paperwork at the DMV? Wells and Sarah differentiate between mountain chic and cowboy chic as they prepare for Dean and Caelynn’s wedding. There’s lots of news items they want to cover, as unfortunately, people still don’t believe women when they speak up about assault. Wells worries there is no one left from the Forgetting Sarah Marshall cast that isn’t cancelled, but they piece together a few gems. They then go through a list of the 50 best teen movies of all time and share some fave things. Sarah decides that unfortunately she is way more of a Blair than a Serena, and Wells thinks a lot of Zach Bryan songs sound like other people’s. Not sure if this is Wells vibrating at his highest frequency, but he certainly is vibing to his soundboard. Enjoy!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  ShipStation — Go to ShipStation.com and use code yourfavoritething today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial  Factor — Head to FACTORMEALS.com/yft50 and use code yft50 to get 50% off  BetterHelp — This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/favoritething and get on your way to being your best self  Nutrafol  — For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT 

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Alouette, yeah. Alouette. Alouette. J'ai de Alouette. J'ai de Alouette. Oh my god. Don't you let the French girl, don't you let the French girl. No! How did that song really go though? It's Alouette, j'ai de Al? It's Alouette, j'ai

de l'alouette, alouette, j'ai de plus marie, j'ai de plus marie la tête, j'ai de plus marie la tête. Alouette, alouette, oh, and then you just move on to all the body parts. Like tête, head, you know? I don't even know what that song's about. It's not about the

cheese? It's French. No, cheese in French is fromage. Yeah, but alouette isn't alouette the cheese? It's French. No, cheese in French is fromage. Yeah, but aloe vera isn't aloe vera the cheese? Yeah, cheese goes to your head, man. Okay. Okay, hold on.

We got to do Let's Call Brandi. Let's call her. Let's call her. She's not coming. Newsflash. Brandi's not showing up. I don't even know what she's doing, if I'm being honest with you.

She told me, but I was listening. No, absolutely not. So that means Sarah Highland Adams. Sarah Jane Adams. Sarah Highland hyphenated Adams is joining the podcast today. How are you? We're not sure what my name is anymore. I know we were at the bar the other day and they were like,

what is she going to go by? And I was like, I don't know. What's funny is that you originally said you were like, I'm going to, and I think I said it too. I was like, you should just keep your name Sarah Highland for work. Yeah. You've built this brand and this, I don't know, market recognizability that like would be stupid if you went away from it. But you were like, well, I want to do Sarah Jane Addams or something like that.

No, I said Sarah Jane Addams sounds like a pilgrim. Oh, so what did you want? Sarah Highland Addams? I said I want to do the last name, but I was thinking hyphenation. I was never really sure exactly what I wanted. Anyways, you had all these grand ideas, but if we're being honest, I don't know if you've ever been to the DMV, let alone you're going to go to the DMV ever again. Oh, I've been to the DMV. I just haven't had to go there in a very long time because I've never had to get my picture taken. a very long time because I've never had to get my picture taken.

But that's all that's to be said. You're not going to go in and do bureaucratic paperwork to change anything, if we're being honest. Who likes paperwork? I don't like paperwork. So I don't want it. You don't have to have my name. Dude, you don't need it.

Thanks, baby. So anyway, Sarah's joining us today because Brandy's gone. We don't know where she is. But it's going to be fine. We're going to do a great job. Yeah, hopefully she's somewhere fun. Is she horsing? She might be horsing. I saw a very sexy thirst trap pic in a silky dress. She might be at a wedding.

Oh, she was in a mountain wedding. In Tahoe, maybe. I don't know where the mountain was, which said mountain. Court Overstreet's in Tahoe right now. I wonder if it's the same wedding. Is he in Tahoe for a wedding? I don't know where the mountain was, which said mountain. Kord overstreets in Tahoe right now. I wonder if it's the same wedding. Is he in Tahoe for a wedding? I don't know. I don't know that.

You just assumed that he was in Tahoe for a wedding. I just know he's in Tahoe, and I know Brandy's in Tahoe for a wedding. And I feel like Kord lives in Nashville. Brandy lives in Nashville. That makes sense. It's a possibility. Two Nashville people going to Tahoe for a wedding. I mean, I could see it.

That's a fun movie. Speaking of weddings, we're about to go to another one. I'm very excited. Another Batch Nation wedding. All the Batch Nation weddings are this year. In Dean and Kaylin. Yeah. It's another mountain wedding.

Yes, and I'm very excited, all right? I am too. It's another mountain wedding. Yes, and I'm very excited, all right? I am too. Because one of the, I love any time when you have to get dressed up in a theme situation. And one of the themes is, I'm telling people it's cowboy chic, is that right? No. What is it? Mountain chic.

Mountain chic, okay, that's the same thing to me. It's not the same thing to me. Really? Yeah, because, you know, like, cowboy chic, it implies, you know, you have to wear cowboy boots and hats. And you think of jeans and everything like that with the big belt buckles. But mountain chic to me, especially from a woman's perspective, just screams like divorcee and veil. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I think your outfit's fine though. I think it's perfect. Well, I'm just very excited because I am, I'm wearing a tan suit. Yes. I stole one of Sarah's. You did. It's not even a cowboy hat. It's just like a very nice hat.

It's a good hat. I've worn it before though when we went to Joshua Tree. Yes. And you stole me, stole my hat on that. I sold me a hat. You sold me a hat. Yeah, you stole that hat from me that trip too. Well, here's the thing,

babe, and you know this because you live with me, but the YFTers might not. I look terrible in every hat I've ever put on in my entire life. You don't look terrible, just some look better than others. I very rarely look good in a hat, and the fact that we found a hat that's yours. Your sister

in law probably picked out the hat for her and your brother to give me for my birthday. That's what I'm saying, that's love for my family because they knew that I would also appreciate that hat. Anyways, Is that a gift for me? It's a gift for us. And then what did I do? for me. It's a gift for us.

And then what did I do? I went and put like a little matchstick inside. Oh, yeah. And I got a little card inside. It looks like I'm a cool guy. Oh, cool guy hat. I got some good old cowboy boots. They're actually Japanese. Ooh.

From like the 70s. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. They're like from that like cowboy bebop era of Japan being, you know, very liking the cowboy style. I got myself a bolo tie.

I got myself a... Now that I'm hearing it, it sounds very cowboy. It's very cowboy with a suit. It's a rich cowboy. Well, I'm a divorcee living in Yellowstone. Yeah, exactly. That's what I thought. I heard Mountain Chic and I was like, okay, Yellowstone, but when they're going to a wedding and it's fancy. Yeah. Well, I texted Ben Higgins today. Oh, what'd he say? Well, I was like,

you better be wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. And he was like, what? And I was like, it's cowboy chic, I'm pretty sure. And he was like, I didn't know this. So then there's a part of me that's like. Not for the wedding wedding. No, for the welcome party. I said that. Yeah. There's a part of me that's like, I think that I'm going to look so ridiculous.

I don't think so. I think I just got to own it, dude. Own it, baby. I'm going to own it. I'm very excited. And I hate that I'm showing, I'm exposing my outfit before we go. You're showing people pictures. Own it, baby. I'm going to own it. I'm very excited. And I hate that I'm, I'm, I'm showing, I'm exposing my outfit before we go. You're, you're showing people pictures. That's on you. I haven't shown anyone a picture. Oh, you mean you're exposing it before, but you don't know, but like you're not showing a picture. It's just like, leave it to the imagination for the people

to decide. Do you know how badly I want to get a glue on mustache? Oh no. Would that be too far? Yeah. Okay. Then I'm making a joke of it? Yeah. I mean I'm kind of making a joke of it already. No I don't think you're making a joke of it. Maybe the bolo tie is a joke of it but no no mustache. Okay fine. Leave the mustache

to the dean to shave off right before the wedding hopefully. But it would be cool. If you had a glued-on mustache. People would be like, look at this guy. Yeah, they would not be saying it in that connotation. They'd be like, look at this guy. They'd probably be going like this.

What the fuck is happening here? That's your favorite thing now. Yeah. I don't know when it's going to lose its luster, but I don't think we're close. I don't think we're a year away. I don't know if we're three months away from it. Okay.

You're behind on the show. I am behind. Have you heard this one? I just need you to shut the fuck up because nobody asks you, bitch. I need you to shut the fuck up, bitch. Shut the fuck up, bitch. Just shut the fuck up, bitch. Shut the fuck up, bitch. You guys can't see it, but I am dancing right now. I love that.

Can we swing dance to that song later? Absolutely. Do you know how to swing dance? I actually took swing dancing classes. Shut up. Yeah, in like middle school though. So you know how to swing dance? I actually took swing dancing classes. Shut up. Yeah. In like middle school though. So you know how to like swing the girls and do all the things like through the legs and stuff. I used to do that. I was a very good flyer for swing dance. Yeah, I was, I'm pretty good at it. But the problem is, is that this morning I went to dry off my hair after a shower and I heard my neck muscles pop And now I can't move my neck.

Well, maybe in a couple days at the wedding you can. And we'll do a cowboy chic swing dance. Yeah. There's just a lot of opportunity for some underwear showage when you are sliding in between the legs because you're dressed and get caught on the ground, you know? Yeah, well, that's why when you swing dance and stuff, you wear ground, you know? Yeah, well that's why when you swing dance and stuff, you wear the dance shorts

underneath. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like cheerleaders, you know? They wear their cheerleading underwear under there. I gotta be honest with you, there's a part of me that's very sad that I'm not marrying them. Yeah. Not because I expect to be the person that does that, it's just that now I understand what

it's like to be a man of God, a man of the cloth. And, you know, like I just so desperately want to bring them together under the banner of heaven. Oh, no. We're Mormon now. Yeah. Great show.

Great book. Yeah, great book. Love you, Andrew Garfield. Yeah. Great show. Great book. Yeah, great book. Love you, Andrew Garfield. Yeah. Great John Krakauer book. But, you know, now because I am a man of the cloth, every wedding, basically any kind of religious ceremony I go to, I want to be in charge of it.

But I wasn't asked this time. But that's okay. Do you like that I have put in Gregorian chant into it? It does not surprise me at all. My husband with Gregorian chants on his sandbird? Excuse me, what? That is news to me. I have to say that I'm sad that you're not officiating this wedding

because a lot of perks to being the reverend's wife. What are they? What are the perks? People say that you're beautiful. Well, they say that anyways to you. And that your husband did such a good job. You get extra attention as a wedding guest. You do get extra attention as a wedding guest.

It's as if you're a part of the family. Yes. Yeah. Everyone in the family's got to come up and say thank you. Yes. Yeah. Everyone in the family's got to come up and say thank you. Yes. Yeah. So like I was included in stuff just because I'm your wife. Yeah.

So we get to be included in like the close family stuff because you're marrying them. So like that was a big bonus for me and I'm not going to lie. I loved it. I know I did too but not to be I don't know who is marrying them

I think it's a sibling of someone's I have no I have no idea we're very excited to go to Dean and Keelan's wedding yes they're gonna change their name

but I don't know if and then people know what they're gonna change their name to okay we're not gonna say so I don't wanna ruin that for them

but it's a great name it is a great name that for them. But it's a great name. It is a great name. It's going to be good. It's a great name. I'm jealous of the name. I mean, Adams is pretty good, but you didn't want that either. So it's fine. I just sound like I should be churning butter on the Mayflower.

Sarah Jane Adams. Yeah. You sound like someone that would be in the history books. I sound like someone that took advantage of people. books? I sound like someone that took advantage of people, and I don't like that. Or you know what? No. I sound like someone who would be burnt at the stake, and maybe I do

like that. Yeah, what are you talking about? I totally would have been that witch. Burnt at the stake. I do have family in Salem, so it tracks. I believe it. Yeah. Should we start the show? Let's start the show. Okay. Why can't I talk today?

I don't know. Great you had to choose not to talk. That ain't nice. This freaking Claritin's got me drunk. Oh, you took Claritin. I took Claritin. Yeah, that's what happened. Does that do stuff?

Yeah, Benadryl fucking zonks you out, dude. Yeah, I took Claritin. I haven't been able to stop sneezing for the past five frickin' days. Do you want me to do it? Sure, why not? Okay. I feel like I'd do it any time I come on.

Yeah. Bros and hoes, you're listening to a very special episode of Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Wells and Sarah! Yay! Yay!

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your free 60-day trial. That's even more savings. That's shipstation.com. Code your favorite thing. Do it. What's happening in the news? Let's talk about the news. Should we talk about the news? Let's talk about the news. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are... Woof. They're in trouble, I guess. So anyways, I guess that Ashton has stepped down from his post at the Human Trafficking Organization. Oh, I didn't know that. Probably a smart move, my friend. And then, I don't know if you saw this, but Russell Brand has been like accused of SA. Oh, yeah.

You did. You said that to me the other day. Yeah. It's not good. I don't think I've been on the internet recently. Four women have accused Russell Brand of SA from 2006 to 2013. I think he found out that they're making this documentary about it, I guess. And I guess, like, the BBC put it out.

And so they sent him a letter beforehand to be like, hey, heads up, this is going to happen. Your life's going to be absolutely ruined. Like, you ruined these people's lives, probably. And so he went on and did, like, a video beforehand. No, no, that is true. Oh, like before they were able to release the documentary. His whole show is like a lot about conspiracy theories and all this stuff. And like he's kind of presenting in a way that like.

I'm a crazy person. They're doing this because they're trying to silence me because I'm exposing the underbelly of. Oh, come on, dude. Come on. I know. Like, can we just believe women? I know. Yeah.

Can we just believe women? And there seems to be like a lot of... And like when they finally are brave enough to come out and talk about them being sexually assaulted, can we just believe them? Well, here's the thing. Like, there's one woman who has, like, hospital records, which I feel like those are hard to fake. I don't know.

Yeah. I don't know. Anyways, so now Mila Kunis out. Russell Brand out. Who left from the cast of Forgetting Sarah Marshall is not canceled. Who is it? Because it can't be Paul Rudd. We can't be canceling PR. Can't be Paul. Can't be Paul. We can't be Paul Rudd. We can't be canceling PR.

Can't be Paul. Can't be Paul. Can't be Jason Segel. I love him too much. Too good of a writer. I don't see that happening. I don't either. I think he's a nice guy.

Not Kristen Bell. Can't be Let It Go. It can't be Anna. It can't be Anna. Well, Jonah Hill already had that whole thing with his girlfriend. Jonah Hill's out? Oh, shit. I forgot about that.

How he told his, what was she, his surfer? He was like, you can't put pictures in a swimsuit when you're a surfer. You can't surf with guys. Well, it's the ocean. It's a massive ocean at that. So that's all right. He out, I guess. He out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's next from that cast? Bill Hader? Can't be. Can't be Bill Hader. Not Stefan. Barry. We went to watch college football the other day at a sports bar,

and my brother, myself, your brother, and our friend Trevor, we were talking about coming-of-age movies. My brother's 51. I'm 39. Your brother is 27, 28. So we're all from different eras, right? And from different timelines. And are you from different timelines? Yeah. I mean, is there something that you're not telling? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is, I'm the seventh iteration of myself. Oh, I see. Yeah. So everyone's personal coming of age movie is different. That doesn't mean they're not great. Everyone out there that's like, what, like personal coming of age movie is different. That doesn't mean they're not great.

Everyone out there that's like, what, like a coming of age movie is like, Superbad's a great example. It's a movie about young people about to embark on adulthood. American Pie, that is a great coming of age film. For me, it was a couple that like, were great coming of age films.

Empire Records is my number one. But then I also have Rushmore is a big one. I also loved PCU. I also loved Out Cold. Out Cold's great. Accepted was a good one. That's good. My brother, who's 51, was Porky's.

Animal House is one for a lot of people growing up. Oh, my other one was Outside Providence. I love that movie. I brought it home to you, and you got so upset because you couldn't think of one that was yours. I got apoplectic, honestly. You were like, I'm done talking about this because you're in a bad mood now. You got mad. I got mad.

I still think 10 Things I Hate About You is a good one for your era. For sure. I still think 10 Things I Hate About You is a good one for your era. For sure. I love that movie. But the way that you defined coming of age is like you're the same age as the people. Yeah. So for me.

Were you not in high school when 10 Things I Hate About You came out? I don't think so. Okay. So for me, it's like when I was a senior or maybe a junior is when Superbad came out, you know? So that's technically mine, but that was my brother's. So I'm like, I guess all the freaking chains are off. I thought I was going to get around this by cheating and doing not another teen movie. Yeah. Because that's essentially all the movies.

Because Clueless did something to me. I think you got way too honed in on like, I have to be the same age. It's whatever movie was popular though at that time. Yeah, but I watched Clueless when I was five and I was like, this is doing something to me that I'm not sure about, but this is awakening some stuff. Paul Rudd was doing it.

Yes, Paul Rudd was doing it. You know what's funny about that is that everyone, a lot of people say that I look like- Christian. Christian, yeah. I know. Oh, honey, you bake. 10 things I hate about you.

Obviously, Never Been Kissed. That's a good one. Never Been Kissed is a great one. She's All That. She's All That's great. That's more of my time, though. I loved She's All That. I thought this was fun, like a coming of age thing.

Like I wanted to go back and I wanted to watch. We were talking about Empire Records and I was like, God, I love that movie so much. Like it's such a fantastic film. If you've never seen it, it's and it's also like movie so much. It's such a fantastic film. If you've never seen it, and it's also very much me. It's about these kids who work at a record store. You know? And talk about music all the time. Anyways, it's really funny, though.

So I was looking around, and I found this article that was the 50 best teen movies of all time. Ooh. So I thought we would go through them. Okay. In chronological order, we'll stop kind of where we're too young for these to make any sense. Okay. Okay? 2019 is

Booksmart. I have watched that. I have too. We watched it together. I didn't care for it. It was fine. I didn't care. It was cute. Yeah. It was a 2018 movie called Eighth Grade. I've never seen that. I have watched that. Didn't Bo Burnham direct that or something like that? Yes.

It's a really cute movie. Have you watched Lady Bird? Yes. Great movie, but I wouldn't call that like a teen movie like how we call Empire Records or Never Been Kissed or anything. Yeah, but it's about a girl who's trying to awkwardly make her way out of Sacramento into adulthood.

It's also an Oscar film. So if it is critically acclaimed, this one's your friend, Haley Steinfeld, The Edge of Seventeen. Good movie. Juno, I think, is a coming of age film. For sure. And a very good one, by the way. For sure.

And also, that's one of mine. That's 2007. That's right when I was, well, I was leaving college then. Yeah, I was a senior. Super Bad was 2007 that's so I was just a little bit too old for it

but it was pretty good but these were all movies when I was a senior in high school so Superbad and Juno really are your coming of age films then

technically but I did not consider them okay that's fine High School Musical is 2006 no I love you V Brick is 2006.

Oh, Brick was good. It's Joseph Gordon-Levitt. You know what's not on this, but that should be, is 500 Days of Summer. That is a coming-of-age film. That's a guy learning about his- They're adults. Yeah, you're right. But they're young, and they're learning about it.

They're adults. They're learning who they are. He has a job. Here's one I think might be yours. Huh. You didn't think of. What? Mean Girls.

Oh, that's it. Is that it? I think might be yours. Huh? You didn't think of. What? Mean Girls. Oh, that's it. Is that it? I think that's it. I think that's a lot of like your time. That is also just like, that movie came out when I was 13 years old. That is a movie that like I can watch. I know all of the words. This one you don't like, but I think it's a good one. Napoleon Dynamite. Yeah. Wasn't a big fan. Hot take. 2004, Friday Night Lights. You know what's not on this list that I think should be, though, is also, if Friday Night Lights is on it, then so should Varsity Blues. And remember the Titans.

Yes. I like those movies better than Friday Night Lights. I agree. Okay, here's another one I think might be yours. 13. Oh, yeah. I loved 13. And then one for me right here, Donnie Darko.

Oh, I love Donnie Darko too, though. 2000, this one might be you. Bring it on. Oh, for sure. Yeah, that's a good one. 1000%. About version suicides. I liked that movie.

I said 10 things I hate about You Should Be You. It's me. It was my sophomore year of high school is when that came out. I'm telling you, I knew that that was a 90s movie and I was like, that's why I feel like I can't say it because it's a whole age thing, but I watched it nonstop. You're right. And then Rushmore is at 98 and that's also one of mine. 95 is Clueless. That

was my sister's, which makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Even though it did things to me as a five-year-old for sure. Yeah. But you all watched it again and like Alicia Silverstone and Paul Rudd. Oh yeah. Even Christian. D. Yeah. So hot. So hot. 93 Days Confused. The weird thing about that one is you think it's a film from, well, it's taking place in the 70s, right? Yeah. It's taking place in 78.

But it came out in the 90s. But it came out in 93. Yeah. So it's hard to be like, this is my coming of age thing because I always saw it as like a period piece. Oh, really? Well, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it technically is a period piece.

Yeah. What about this one? I think you're going to like this one. Heathers. Oh, I loved Heathers. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Great movie. This is a good one right here, Dead Poets Society.

Great movie. Say Anything. Uh-huh. Gotta love that one. Oh, I love this one. I mean, it's not really a coming-of-age story as it is a vampire story, but The Lost Boys. Yeah, that was every... The Lost Boys. Yeah, that was every- The Lost Boys?

That was every boy's favorite movie growing up. The fact that there's not more John Hughes films in this is impressive. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Pretty in Pink, obviously, is a great one. Sixteen Candles. Breakfast Club. I mean, The Breakfast Club is like

the quintessential Coming of Age film. For sure. They come of age- In a detention. In a one-day detention. Yeah. That's such a well-written movie. It really is.

It's so good. Back to the Future? Not really. What about Footloose? So good. Yes. That's a good one. I watch that so often.

84, though. That's when I was born. Yeah, I loved Footloose. Outsiders. Still good. Oh, my God. That was my favorite book. S.E. Hinton?

S.E. Hinton? S.E. Hinton. Yeah. Give me the Socs. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Rumblefish. Great movie, Fast Times. That's a good one. Grease, I guess, is a coming of age film for people that were...

That was the first film I ever bought on DVD. There you go. Anyways, those are all freaking phenomenal films. So good. That we just named. Truly. And I feel like we named other ones that were like... Empire Records.

Yeah. You got some fave things, bro. Fave things, bro. I mean, I know you do because I've been watching them with you. So I decided to go down a memory lane trip. Yeah, you did. Take a trip down memory lane for all of the G's in my life as a teenager we got coming up first which I started and finished Gossip Girl yeah I had never finished it I think I watched like a season and a half of that

show and then it was spoiled for me on the internet years and years later definitely my fault. But watched it, crazy, realized that I'm much more similar to Blair Waldorf than I probably would have liked to admit when I was a teenager when it came out. And when you were a teenager, who did you think you were? I totally thought I was a Serena. I was like, oh, I'm so Cavalier and free and like, oh, everything is so crazy. Oh, my God. Who did Blake Lively play a Serena. I was like, I'm so Cavalier and free and everything is so

crazy. Oh my God. Who did Blake Lively play? Serena. I'm definitely way more of a Blair Waldorf. I'm like, I like to have things a certain way. Bit of a control freak. Also, if you screw my best friend over, I'm going to ruin your life kind of thing.

And you do now like the finer things in life. And I really do love a bouj moment. And you did marry a prince. I did. I did. You did. I did. Hopefully this lasts longer than Blair's.

Bad prince. Yeah, it didn't last very long. Didn't last very long. But I think it got me a nice mix of Prince and Chuck. Yeah. Chuck's my favorite character. Chuck is your favorite. I mean, what a great character.

He's always so surly and drinking scotch at 16. Makes no sense. I know. With his ascots and scarves. With so many ascots and scarves. So many ascots. So angry. Oh, God.

I know. Just, it can't be bothered. Cannot be bothered for anybody but a bottle. It's like, bro, you're a sophomore in high school. What are you talking about? I know. This makes no sense a bottle. It's like, bro, you're a sophomore in high school. What are you talking about? This makes no sense to me. It is wild. Why are you acting like you're CEO of like a Fortune 500 company?

I mean, here's the thing is that like he doesn't like really go to college and then he just becomes the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. Like that actually does happen. I guess that's what happens. When he's like 18. Yeah. 500 company like yeah that like that actually does happen i guess it's when he's like 18 yeah so like it was so it was so weird to watch especially as an adult seasons and seasons that i had not seen of gossip girl so that was a lot of fun truly enjoyed it and really made me miss new york city and clumping around in heels everywhere thinking that i was carrie bradshaw

when i was a teenager but thoroughly thoroughly enjoyed it. And Blair and Chuck for life. Hot take. I feel like people, I saw on the internet, at least that there were very, very strong opinions of Blair and Chuck and Blair and Dan. Did you even know that Blair and Dan dated? No, I had no idea. I think it is just as horrible as the Rachel Joey season. Oh yeah, I remember watching it which is now recently with you and was like,

oh, I didn't know they were ever together. Yeah, I'm like, the intellectual conversations that they get to have and the repartee and stuff, like,

yeah, for sure, cool, they're both very smart individuals and very cultured and well-read and they know art and they love art, but ugh art, but I hated it.

I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. No, thank you. No, thank you, Blair and Chuck for life. Okay. There's Gossip Girl, a show that's well over 10 years old and I'm watching and my other Gigi moment that I'm having right now.

You know what's funny though is real quick. Both of these things are coming of age TV shows. For sure. Yes. For sure. So we had Gigi Gossip Girl and I'm in the Gigi Gilmore Girls. Lorelai and Rory and Richard and Emily. Emily.

Ding, ding, ding. Emily is my favorite character of that show. Really? Yes. I love Emily. Not Luke? I mean, I love Luke. I love Luke. Do Lorelai and Luke end up together? I think so. If they don't fucking end up together... Where I'm at in the show right now,

they are together. Oh, they are? Yes. Here's the thing. I never finished it because once Luke's daughter came into the picture, I think they broke up and that's when I was like, I'm done. Wait, Luke has a daughter? Yeah. She like shows up out of nowhere and she's like 12 or something.

But I know that he's got a nephew named Jess. Yeah, Jess. With Rory. With Rory. And then the whole Dean thing. And Logan just came into the picture. It is a wild and crazy time over here in the Heil's family household with all the GGs. But I'm doing it

and it makes me very happy. Every night I have to fall asleep to dialogue that Amy Sherman Palladino writing. That makes no sense. No one talks that fast. People talk that fast. No they don't. Yes they do. We're doing it right now.

Someone was making fun of Aaron Sorkin. I forget who it was. It was some director and he was like, I fucking hate S, it's like. We're doing it right now. That's the thing. Someone was making fun of Aaron Sorkin. I forget who it was. It was some director. And he was like, I fucking hate Sorkin's writing. Because not everyone talks like that. You know, it's like. People can talk like that. Like the pizza guy.

Hey, here's your pizza. Oh, thanks for the pizza. Oh, you're like, oh my God, it's going too fast. Sometimes it's just, here's the pizza. Here's the money. Thank you. Goodbye. No one's brain works that fast.

I feel like my brain used to work that fast. Oh, no. And then I got old. When I watch that show especially, I'm always amazed at the retention for the actors because that's a lot of long, very complex dialogue. Yes. That they have to learn.

And it's a lot of it. The timing, the pacing. It's a lot. But Amy Sherman Palladino is just a genius. And she's a lot of it. The timing, the pacing. It's a lot. But Amy Sherman Palladino is just a genius. And she did the same thing with Maisel. And that's why I was just so obsessed with Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. She wrote that? Yeah.

She created that show. Why do you think it's okay? Do you want to know who I thought wrote it? Oh, no. I thought Phoebe Waller-Bridges wrote that. No. Amy Sherman Palladino. Oh.

Yeah. Well, you learn something new every day. You're welcome. Waller-Bridges wrote that. No, Amy Sherman Palladino. Oh. Yeah. Well, you learn something new every day. You're welcome. That's what I'm here for. Those are two good shows. I like how that we've done 30 minutes. Only talking about the past. And we've only been talking about the past.

We do have some new stuff that we've started. We do. We started a show called The Changeling. Yes. Set in an alternate New York City, a father and husband searches through a magical world for his abducted son and missing wife, The Changeling.

So it's the guy from... Get Out. Yes. Lakeith, I think. Yeah, Lakeith Stanfield. Yes. Adina Porter's in it, and she's in like a lot of good stuff.

Yeah. She's very good. The girl that plays Emmy is Clark Bacco, which I'm not familiar with so much, but she is very good in this. And then Malcolm Barrett is very good in it. It has to do a lot with like witchcraft. Fae. What is Fae? Faeries. Okay. Yeah. Because it starts with the wife is in, is she in Brazil? She's in Brazil, yeah. She's in Brazil and she kind of comes across like, I think a witch doctor. Yeah.

And this witch doctor is like on the edge of a river and she puts this red ribbon around her wrist and says, I grant you three witch wishes with this. One for now. Yeah. One for the future and one for the beyond yeah and she ties three knots and she says don't cut it off or something bad will happen yeah and so she goes back home gets back together with her boyfriend at the time and she's telling him all about it and he cuts it off yeah and i would murder you right then and there if you did that. If someone said that if you cut this off, you would die.

Yeah. And you did that to me, I'd be like, this is done. Yeah. You're dead now. Well, also, like, it's kind of jewelry at this point. I shouldn't do that. Yeah, come on. But anyways, but also, it's a show, and that's kind of the crux of it, so I'm glad it happened. Yes. So, you know the folklore behind

Changeling babies? Tell me all about it it's an old like european folklore for the fey for fairies a changeling also historically referred to as an oaf is a human-like creature found in folklore throughout europe a changeling was believed to be a fairy that had been left in place of a human stolen by other fairies. People sometimes believed that their baby had been stolen by the fae and been replaced by a changeling. Oh. Not very nice and kind of evilly.

So that's what this is about, and it's very exciting. But you also told me a story of when someone had a kid that they thought something was wrong with it. They'd like go leave it out in the forest and then hope that the fae would like fix it. Well they believe that like an offering to the fae

for their baby that it would like live with, that they would take the baby and it would live with the fae. Oh really but really what happened like a coyote came along and just ate it. Yeah like a wolf did. Yeah Yeah. that's crazy crazy anyways the changeling

very good check it out especially if you're into like kind of it's not even spooky really it might get spooky but right now it's just kind of

I can see how some people can be like oh this is a little too much for me the thing that I think is the most glaring representation of how good it is

is like the cinematography is insane. Outstanding. Beautiful shots. Oh yeah. Keep that in mind when you watch it. You'll be like, look at the light here. How did they do that? Yeah, it's so good. And the acting is just phenomenal. Wilderness.

Wilderness is a show that we started watching last night with Jenna Coleman and that guy from House of Bly Manor and Hill House, Haunting Hill House. Mm-hmm. All those things. Followed the twisted love story where a happily ever after life quickly turns into a living nightmare. Wilderness. So Jenna Coleman plays a wife.

Yes. She is married to Oliver Jackson jackson cohen it seems like they have a good marriage yes they have just moved from england to new york for him to start this new job she's kind of put her life on hold to go with her husband and you see in the first episode that the husband has been cheating on her. She confronts him about it. And they're like working on their marriage. He decides that the way to fix the marriage is to go on a road trip.

Yeah. Which like if I found out that you were cheating on me and you're like, yeah, let me make this up to you. Let's go on a road trip out to California so then we can hike. Yeah. Absolutely not. A good way for us to get a divorce without the infidelity would be to go on a road trip together. Yeah. And then go hike. Yeah, and go hike and stuff. You might kill me and I didn't even cheat on you.

Anyways, she starts getting in her head that this road trip might be a good place for her to kill her husband. Yeah, who knows? It's a wilderness. Accidents happen every day. Every day? Yeah. Every day people fall off cliffs. Oh, they do.

They do. Anyways, it's good. My only problem with it is the girl he's cheating on his wife with is nowhere near as pretty as the girl that's his wife. Jenna Coleman's just your type. Yeah, I know. But she's beautiful.

Yeah, she is beautiful. Men don't cheat on their wives because they're not beautiful. I know. It's like, who was it? Oh, yeah. Natalie Portman. Yes, like that makes no sense to me.

Or like Hugh Grant cheated on Elizabeth Hurley with like an ugly hooker. It's not about, it's just the act of the cheating itself. I guess. It's not about how attractive your partner is. I disagree. Oh, okay. So at least I know if you cheat on me, you're going to upgrade.

Yeah. 100%. Who's your upgrade? I'm not going to ruin my entire life for a fucking Iowa 7, you know? Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. You're realistic here. Come on. You know what's crazy?

I saw this guy was doing an interview in Japan and asking women if they thought that your husband being with a prostitute was cheating. They do not think that's cheating there. Wow. Yeah, it's really crazy. And they're like, good, take care of him. I don't have to. I said a lot of what they said. They were like, as long as he doesn't get feelings, that's fine. That's crazy. What if I say that video? I saw that and I was like, oh, that's so interesting. Why do you find it so interesting? The fact that that's culturally okay, especially to women, that's bonkers to me. Yeah, that's crazy. I do not agree. I don't agree with it either.

I'm just saying that's a very interesting thing to me that I didn't know was a thing. Is that a thing in other countries? I'm sure. Did he pay these women to say this so that he could show his wife? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See? I'm pretty normal. I just went up to random women on the street. pay these women to say this so that he could show his wife. See, I'm pretty normal. I just went up to random women on the street.

All of those women are sex workers. Also, they're also speaking Japanese. They might've not been saying that at all. They might've just been like asking like, well, what's the capital of Canada? Yeah. I have no idea.

That's so, that's funnier if it's that, if it's that way, if I'm being honest. In any case, Wilderness is really, really good. Yeah.

I am hooked. I watched a little bit more after you fell asleep last night. Oh, you did? And it is, I will say a death does happen. I saw that part, but we didn't think it was

who we thought it was. Yes. And I'm very, I'm very, very excited to see what else happens. Yeah. I think it's going was. Yes. And I'm very, I'm very, very excited to see what else happens. Yeah. It's going to be great. And I'm excited for that.

Do we have more episodes of that? I think so. Might want to watch that tonight. I'm very excited. Yeah. Love it. Ashley Benson is the other woman. Yeah.

And I've known her since we were teenagers. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to offend her. That's what I'm saying. Jenna Coleman is just your type. She is. You're not into blondes. I'm not. Thank God for me. Yeah. I'm saying. Jenna Coleman is just your type. She is.

You're not into blondes. I'm not. Thank God for me. Yeah, I'm really not. Petite little brunettes. Yay. Like me and Jenna Coleman. So I only really have to worry about like a select number of people, you know, like

Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman, you got to worry about that. You used to have to worry about Mila Kunis, but might not be good for the brand right now. No. There's Lucy H brand right now. No. There's Lucy, Hale. Yeah. Yeah.

Who else do I think looks like you that I would be into? Ana de Armas looks like you. I think she's hot. Yeah, she's hot. I wouldn't blame you. She's very hot. I would, of course, blame you, but. Well, yeah.

Then I'd also be like, hmm. I have a type. Like, it's okay you know I was um I talked about how much I loved Zach Bryan's new record and I do but I noticed something the other day that I guess kind of annoyed me a little bit and that was he does have a lot of songs that sound like other people's stuff I wanted to kind of like point it out real quick. Do you tell me if you think this is pretty close? Okay. Okay.

Okay, I do love this song. So this is the new one with Katie Musgraves, It's I Remember Everything. Hmm. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Your hair is blowing in my eyes. I ain't on the beach, grown men don't cry. Okay, so you get the idea, right?

Yep. Okay, so there's that song, which I was like, God, this sounds like something I know. I know this sounds like something that I love. Yeah. I'm a big Gregory Allen Isacoff guy, and I was like, that's it. It's the stable song. So just hear me out and tell me what you think. Hams that you call in the air Come down, come down Sweet reverence

Until my simple house Unranged Unranged What do you think? I think you're going for the most controversial podcast episode you've ever done. I mean, listen, no one's making new shit. Everyone's copying from everybody else. I get that.

It just seems, to me, it's like, oh, yeah, that sounds like the Stable song. I love that song. Yeah. Well, look, I've never heard that Zach Bryan song. Yeah, you have. I played it for you the day we came back from Joe's wedding in the car. I was like, listen to this. Oh, I was not a human being the day we got back.

No, I think there's definitely similarities. I think here's the thing is that like there's only so many notes. Yeah, it's true. I just wanted to bring it up that I heard that and I was like, this sounds like that. You little hipster. My husband's still a hipster and I love it. What's your vinyl collection look like, lady? Oh my God.

So I went to lunch today with one of my buddies, okay? Yeah, how was that? It was great. His name's Matthew Owens. I went to college with him. He's a lawyer now. He lives down in San Diego. And he was telling me he's on a show called Investigation Discovery.

He's on season 11, episode 2. And he is in the show because his clients are these kids. And their mother, like, randomly passed away and left the farm to, like, the farmhand. And the kids are like, what's going on here? And it was, like like a week before she has disappeared and passed away or i guess no no one knows if she's died she's just gone gone the farm is being put into the farmhand's name and not the kids and the kids like what's going on here and a week before she disappeared she like signed it over to the farm hand. And the kids are like, we think that she was killed by this guy.

Like what's going on? Anyways, I haven't seen the episode, but we are going to, and you best believe we're going to watch Investigation Discovery season 11, episode two. That's my buddy. Are you allowed to be talking about this? We're going to watch it. Maybe tonight.

It's out? Yeah, it's on. Oh, if it's out, then it's fine. Yeah, it's on Max. Oh, I thought he was here filming it. No, he's on. Oh, if it's out, then it's fine. Yeah, it's on Max. Oh, I thought he was here filming it. No, he's here just working. Oh, well, that's exciting. Let's watch that tonight.

I know, right? Sounds pretty good. Do you think it was a farmhand? Yeah, of course it was a farmhand. I thought it was a farmhand. Do you think she's dead? Yeah, she's somewhere in the farm. Some other lady wound up dead on that farm.

Yeah. Is it on the Discovery channel? I think it's like the Discovery app, but then you can also find it on Max. Oh, okay. You know, because Max... Oh, yeah, they own it all. Yeah. That's really cool. Yeah. We gotta talk about Lauren Boebert. Oh,

boy, that's a big news episode. Maybe my favorite thing in the world is the fact that there is a story out there that she a congresswoman. I don't even know what the. Representative. She's a representative for Colorado who's like crazy MAGA. Didn't go to college, I think.

LGBTQ plus says that the LGBTQ plus are all groomers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She went to a production of Beetlejuice in Denver and got kicked out. And she said on Twitter, like before the news broke, that she got kicked out because she was singing and dancing too much. And she was being a little too loud. But, hey, that's just who she is. I'm quirky. I'm quirky and fun. And people are sticks sticks in the mud and I don't like that. And then they show CCTV footage of her just ripping her jewel.

Oh, yeah. And just blowing it all in the place. You see the woman behind. Of a pregnant lady. Yeah, there's a pregnant lady behind. It's like, hey, can you stop? And she goes, no. That's so fucked up.

And then the guy that, she's going through divorce, by the way, so she's on a date with some other guy. The guy that she's out with just starts grabbing them titties. That's hard. Hard.

And they're like, and I'll see, I feel like I would be like, look at this show that's happening back here. And when you see her hand go over and just start whacking him off. Oh yeah. Just whacking that shit off just a little hand doogie little hand job little jerk sesh oh during beetle juice during beetle juice and you know i was thinking the entire time what the fuck is happening here so good listen i don't even know what happens it's not even a

political thing like if this was a liberal that did this, I think it's just as funny. The fact that, like, you are like, here's the thing. I was telling this to the guys, and they were like, they kind of disagree with me, but I was like, you know, I'm not, like, a representative for, like, a state or whatnot. I would never

just, like, start grabbing your titties in, like, a public place like that. It's just grabbing titties. And we're married. Just to grab titties. Yeah, yeah. And if you started whacking me off,

I'd be like, you cannot do this. It's so weird. I'm not even representative. You know, I'd be like, if you want to do this, we'll go outside or something or go into the mezzanine or whatever it is. A bathroom. We'll go into a bathroom like civilized humans.

Civilized humans. So I really don't care the fact that she is Republican, whatever. I just think it's so funny that she was like, this is a good idea. A lot of people say that what she was smoking was Molly, which is pretty great. You can smoke Molly now? I don't even know, but I'll tell you what she was smoking later that night. Oh, God.

That bitch! Yeah! Yeah! Got my jab, Jocka, and, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab, Jab Pee Wee Herman got in trouble for going to a jerk-off movie theater and jerking off? That's weird. So did Fred Willard. I think it's weirder if you go to a jerk-off movie theater and you don't jerk off. What are you?

That's the point. What kind of person goes to that place and doesn't whack off? But you're not supposed to go to a production of Beetlejuice in Denver and get whacked off. Yeah. No. Absolutely not. No. That's stupid.

As she's getting escorted out, she's flipping off everybody. She's like, fuck you, fuck you. I was... And the guy's like, fuck you, I was getting a handy and you fucking stopped. Now I'm half torqued. Got blue balls, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. But you know what? Me being a man of the cloth...

Listen, Lauren Boebert, I want to pray for you, okay? As a man of the cloth, I think I need to pray for you. Pray over your body. Remember, God loves you, but he doesn't love it when you're whacking off someone in Beale Juice. All right? So say a million Hail Marys and also retire or resign, because that's what you need to do okay

in his name i pray amen they're gonna be so angry at you who god i'm a man of cloth who's gonna be mad at me? All Republicans. I get why priests think that they're untouchable at some point. Because they have this shit following them around. You've already let Jesus go to your head. I have.

Jesus, take the wheel. Jesus is taking the wheel. Save our brother. But if you walked around and everyone was just doing this everywhere you went, you'd be like, I am fucking awesome. Yeah. Look at. Anywhere I walk.

Look at this. And angels sing. Just for me? Just for me? Just for me? It's because I'm special. Yeah. Yeah.

Jesus chose me. Jesus wants me to get a hand job in the production of Beetlejuice. Yeah, that's what he told her. In Denver. Oh, gosh. Should we go and see Beetlejuice in Denver? Yeah, but I'm only going if you're whacking me off. Oh, darn it.

Can I grab them titties? What song do you want me to grab your titties to? Oh, gosh. Should we look up what songs are on Beetlejuice? Do you want this one? It's got a great beat. Juanita, my darling, you show you love me. It's got a great beat.

My sweetheart from Venezuela. Yes, Juanita, my sweetheart from Venezuela. You're my sweetheart from Venezuela, if you're whacking me off. Oh, boy. Better find a girl from Venezuela. What song do you want for the booby grabs? I don't know. I can't remember which is the one that I thought it was. Say my name.

Is it Dead Mom? Yeah, that's the one you wanted. I like to think that Lauren Bober was getting her titties grabbed to a show, a song called Dead Mom. Dead Mom. Oh, no. ask. People say you're in the ground. But I feel you all around. Oh no! Oh my god!

I think we should go out on this. Okay. I think we gotta go out on Dead Mom. Alright, YFTers, thanks so much for... This is a very odd episode. It is very strange. You brought up a lot of weird stuff. I know. I'll cut a lot of it. Don't worry. But thank you for doing this with me.

Thank you for having me as always. I love the YF tears. They love you. I don't know about after this episode. We didn't do anything really bad. It's not like you jerked me off in a production of hair spray or something. Yeah, hair would be

more reasonable. Yeah. It really would. Yeah. Way more than hair spray or something. Yeah, hair would be more reasonable. Yeah. It really would. Yeah. Way more than hairspray. But I just really hope that this is the song that she was jerking him off to. All right, YFTers, thanks so much. Brandi will be back next week,

and we'll have all the tea on Dean and Kaylin's wedding. Woo! Dead mom. Can you imagine writing this song? Okay, bye! Bye! Bye! Everyone is listening to this episode

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