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Episode Date: February 19, 2025

Attn: YFT’ers, we are now living in the post-brandi-boob-op era! Things were going just great up until day 3 of recovery when Mother Nature decided to unleash a massive lightning storm right over Brandi’s house and kill the chill recovery vibes. Speaking of recovery, thank god for bidets. That’s all we’ll say on that. Meanwhile, Wells has beef with pro paintballers, warning YFT-land to think twice about suiting up with just plain old rental gear (spoiler: it won’t go well), and in Traitors news, did the Faithfuls actually, FINALLY make a good decision?? We’re shocked. Your hosts gush about the SNL50 celebration (because of course) and declare that the world needs more sketch comedy (we agree!!). We’ve got faves galore this week as well as hot takes on the Bachelor, White Lotus and new musaks to pump up your playlists!  Favourite things mentioned: White Lotus Season 3 (Prime) The Gorge (Apple TV+) Apple Cider Vinegar (Apple TV+) The Åre Murders (Netflix) Paradise (Hulu) The Bachelor Season 29 (Prime) Sabrina Carpenter - Please Please Please ft. Dolly Parton Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!  Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/yft and use code yft. Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 at Apostrophe.com/YFT when you use our code: YFT. Quince: Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Mood: Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com/YFT with promo code YFT. Happy Mammoth: For a limited time get 15% off on your entire first order at happymammoth.com and use the code YFT. Nutrafol: Nutrafol is offering YFT listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT10. Wildgrain: YFT listeners get $30 off their first box - PLUS free Croissants in every box - when you go to Wildgrain.com/YFT to start your subscription. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation

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just terrible. Normally I have a really nice travel mic but I'd given it to my friend who went and was doing interviews for another podcast I'm going gonna be releasing soon. I got a microphone off TikTok Shop where you think everything's gonna be okay and it's always shit. And guess what? Yes, the microphone I got on TikTok Shop was trash.

And that's why the last episode sounded so terrible. So I apologize for that because honestly, there's nothing that annoys me more than shitty sounding audio as an old radio nerd. So I apologize about that, but you know, we screwed up. Dude, I went and played paintball yesterday. It's my brother-in-law's birthday and he's turning 30. I'm 40 and he decided that it would be a good idea for all of us to go play paintball. Let me tell you something, everybody. Paintball is a young man's game, all right?

And also, like, you should know this going into it. If you don't own a paintball gun, don't go to a paintball thing and go into the game with people who own paintball guns. That's the number one rule of paintball, okay? Anyways, I tell you that, I tell you this, that I fucked my neck up dude. Oh Your boys neck is tight

And and I got shot in the ring finger dude, so then I couldn't get my ring off Not that I take my ring off Well, I have one of these like a aura ring now that I'm wearing as a mic with my wedding ring So, you know double-dip it I'm finding out more about how shitty my body, my shitty body works, and people can have sex with me other than my wife. That's nice. Any hoot.

Left New York, back to Los Angeles. That's nice. Old New York, 67 degrees here. Is half of it burned down? Yes, it is, unfortunately. But it is still not freezing, which is nice. Got a bad haircut in New York because no one knows what a fate is. Apparently in New York, it's just one size on the side

into the hair. So it's not a great haircut. We're gonna live with it though. It doesn't really matter. What does it matter? What does it really matter? Okay, should we call the brand? Let's do it. It's time to call her up. It is time. Got a bad haircut. We got bro wells on the pod today. Yeah, I got a bad haircut. So you got a bad haircut? Yeah. Oh, shit. Can we see? This is look, this is a fade.

Yeah. This, they didn't fade at all. Well, did you go somewhere sketch? Yes, I was in New York and I just like went to a barbershop and that was my first mistake, okay? This is why I will never go to anyone but my girl. I know. I mean, is there anything more important

than a good freaking barber or hairdresser in your case? I would have said no before last week, but this week I'm gonna say maybe important to get a good titty doctor, you know? Right into the titties. What you got that you got the new titties. We do. We got them. How do we feel about them? We feel good. They hurt and my first disclaimer is that I can't wash my own hair. Because you can't lift your arms above your tits. Nope. I mean, I can't. There's a lot of things I can't do. And washing my hair is one of them.

So it is a greasy mess because my surgery was Thursday morning and it's Monday and I have not washed my hair. So here we are. That's a problem numero uno. Can you wipe your ass? It's really fucking difficult. God, that's not good. So is we are. That's a problem numero uno. Can you wipe your ass? It's really fucking difficult. That's not good. So is Matt wiping your ass? Let me tell you what, there are so many girls on TikTok telling about their journey with their getting their fake tits. Totally. Yeah. And they talk about a lot of things. It's all across the spectrum from girls that act like it's the worst thing ever to the easiest thing ever. And you hear about all the struggles and all the things but I you know, in

all my research, I did not hear one person tell me how difficult it was going to be to wipe my own ass. And that's important. It is important. Thank God I have a tushy. Yeah, as I say, do you have a bidet? Thank God. Yeah. Yeah, it's like otherwise I'd be really struggling. Yeah, you have to have your your man do it. And here. I know. What a weird conundrum you'd be in because the

man likes the big titties, you know, but then probably doesn't love the wiping of the ass part. So what's more important to you? I don't think I would ask him to I think that would be the one thing I just couldn't do live with a gross butt. I'm gonna look on the bright side here.? I don't think I would ask him to. I think that would be the one thing I just couldn't do. You just live with a gross butt? I'm going to look on the bright side here. And this is not something I have to actually worry about

because I have a tushy and there we are. Thank God for tushies. And boy oh boy did it come in clutch this week because yeah, very difficult to not only wipe my ass, but like every time, you know, boys have it so easy. You don't have to wipe after you pee. But like every time I freaking pee, it's just a struggle. Anyway, that's been definitely one of the harder things.

I will say like day one was the easiest day. Like surgery day was so easy. I like woke up, was feeling chipper, chit-chatted with Kirsten on the whole ride home, got home, like stayed up, watched a show, like felt great. Day three, day three is what got me. Day three was tough. On the third day the titties rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures. They hurt very bad day three and I was struggling and I was just sick of not being able to do

anything for myself. And if that's not all enough, guess what happened on day three over here in Nashville, Tennessee. Oh, the crazy flooding. Huge storm. Yeah. Woke up to lightning striking my house and fried my internet. Oh my goodness. A bunch of my light sockets fried down at the barn, lights fried.

So no wifi in the whole house. And also it knocked out my thermo, my Nest thermostat. So no heat, no Wi-Fi, no heat, half electric. On day three, worst day of my recovery. So your girl, instead of resting, relaxing, healing, I spent the entire third day fucking calling people to get them over here. And it was like a weekend, like Saturday, I think, Sunday.

I don't know, one of those days. And had like four or five fucking men in my house, you know, mansplaining to me. What, the lightning, you know, it burned up this, it burned up that, look at this cord, it's singed, it's black, I get it, okay? It's all fucked. Can you just fix it so I can lay in bed

and watch fucking Love is blind and recover in peace. Took all day, legitimately, all day. You know, maybe this is a sign from on high. Maybe that's God saying, I made you perfectly, Brandy. I don't think so, because they look really good. Ha ha ha. Yes, and maybe I'll find some peace. I haven't got to use Sarah McLachlan in a while. Of course I'm thinking, and then even yesterday, like the whole internet, it took a whole day

to get the electrical fixed and then a whole day to do the internet. And I finally get the internet fixed last night and I'm like, thank God I can podcast and then wake up this morning and it's not working. So I spent all morning like rebooting the fucking modem and all the things finally got it working. But I will say I usually have this computer plugged into Ethernet so that it's super fast for us to record. Wait, what did you what did you call it?

The Ethernet. Are you saying Ethernet? Ethernet, Ethernet, Ethernet, Ethernet, the whatever plugged in hard. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ethernet. You thought it was. Have you been using Ethernet. Ethernet. No. Whatever. Plugged in, hardwired. No, no, no, no, no, no. Ethernet. You thought it was, have you been using Ethernet? I mean, not that I say it often. But when you do say it, you say Ethernet and no one's ever. In my head.

Well, and Ethernet sounds better to me. Than Ethernet? Ethernet to me, there needs to be like two E's. E, like teeth. Ethernet. Yeah there needs to be like two E's e like teeth ethernet Yeah, but it's it's the it's the net in the ether. It's everywhere Is it ever ether? I don't know. It sounds like an old lady's name. I don't know I just know that a single E is pronounced like F

It's a hardy two E's is ETH like teeth. Yeah. Yeah in my brain that makes sense. Okay moving on So sorry the computer is hardwired in so that we have the fastest internet possible for this show because that's how dedicated I am Well, guess what? The lightning not only fried the fucking cable it fried the card in my computer Oh, no, so I can't even I can't even have Ethernet. I can't have it anymore Unless I go buy a new desktop, which I'm not doing so we're on the Wi-Fi We're on the not the Ethernet the other thing. Yeah, yeah, the wife so sure wireless wireless, correct wireless

Fidelity, I don't know what the fives for I don't either but It's all been a fucking nightmare and I have not been able to recover in peace one bit and they had a beer Oh, man, you know well God only gives you so much as you can handle. I don't wanna handle all this. Well, you know, now Matt's gotta, he's gotta handle a whole lot more titty. You gotta handle it.

It's actually not a whole lot more. They're pretty small still. Really? Yeah. You know, they're just like, they're just better. Yeah. They don't look huge, right? I can't really tell it's black.

I know, it's hard to tell, I know. But they're not, they're like, they're just better. They don't look huge, right? I can't really tell it's black. I know, it's hard to tell, I know, but they're not. They're just like filled out. Like I was hollow here and now I'm not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, perky. Perky, youthful. I love that for you. That's where we're at. If any of the YFTers want the deets,

and I do feel like some of them do, because I did have a lot of YFTers message me about their deets when I asked, and so I feel like I owe them the tea on mine. So I did Motiva implants, which are the new ones, but they're not new in the world. They're just new in the US, but they've been used in Europe and Australia for a long time. I did Motiva implants. I went under the muscle because that was my doctor recommended, but I did a lift on just

one boob because my boobs were very uneven. And I think just like riding horses all my life and weight fluctuations, one was just a lot lower than the other. I didn't want to lift both just for the sake of doing both if one only needed it. This was a whole back and forth I had with my surgeon on, do we just do both? You have matching scars or do you just want to do the one? I decided day of, you know what? I don't really care about scars. Like why make more incisions if it's not necessary?

That seems silly. So we ended up just lifting one. So one of them is like black and blue. It's like, it looks like a fucking sci-fi movie. Like it's, it's gnarly. And then the other one looks great, you know? So this one, there's some, there's some stuff. There's some dried blood.

There's some, there's a lot more bruising. It looks a little nuts. And it was a little scary day one. But they're looking so much better. I'm on like day four, somewhere in there. And I'm feeling better. They're looking better. And yeah, I'm happy.

I think they're gonna look great. You got like the plague in your titty. I mean, yeah, it's gnarly. Like I- Yeah, plague titty. My best friend Kirsten was the one here that stayed with me night one, and she had to like supervise my first shower in case I pass out.

She was like about to barf because of the one. Yeah. The sci-fi one. I'm excited for the first bikini pick of the season. It's gonna be a good one. Yeah. That's my story. We'll just do what Kanye West's wife did.

Oh, I would not do that. She was just straight up naked. Yeah, I don't have that kind of confidence. And confidence and even if I did I don't I just don't think that's me, you know Yeah, you want to should we start it? Start New titties, please. The floor is yours. Oh great Bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy's new day You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy's new today Dude, so I still know why I cheered before I called you but I have more to talk about it I went paintballing yesterday

Okay for my brother-in-law's 30th birthday in theory this sounded awesome. Okay. I love the chute shit I'm athletic never done paintball before I have absolutely but it's been I did it in college, right? You know? Yeah. Me and my brother go out there, we get there early, you know, do some stretches, calisthenics, right? I'm wearing lululemon fucking workout pants. Of course you are and like a zip up, you know, lightweight kind of thing. Because warm out we're in California, right? They say, do you want the shitty gun or the good gun? We say, well, what's the difference in price?

They're like $10. Of course, we want the good gun, right? Of course. And then like how much ammo do you want? We're like, we want all the ammo that we can possibly buy, you know, and they're like, OK, this is the package. So we pay. You know, we do it, right?

If I could give the YFT years some advice, never go paintballing with other people who own their own gun. Okay. Oh, and who have like, camouflaged outfits, because these guys were fucking ready to roll. Okay. Oh, so you can go in like, just with like your people, right? We did at first and that was fun because we're all like novices and then you're pop pop pop pop, you know, trying to win or whatever. And then they have us

go in. It's called like the the walk on free for all death match. aggressive name. Go in there with probably 60 people. Okay. Wow, that's a lot. 90% of them are decked out in fucking tactical gear. They've got the their guns are automatic. It's no. Whereas I'm sitting there one with bing bing bing bing bing bing bing one at a time. These guys are fucking going full Gatling gun on your ass. All right. Their bullets shoot directly straight. We went for the nice rental. Ours are

flying this way and that I got the shit kicked out of me by a bunch of overweight middle-aged Let's just call a spade a spade definitely doomsday preppers. Okay, ah Definitely all of these guys Definitely own guns. They shouldn't be owning I think You know, mm-hmm. Some of those guys are way too fucking serious dude had cleats like he was playing a fucking soccer game Okay, they got fucking masks. They look like they're in the game. Halo. I'm over here with

goggles like I'm gear The paintball community is wild interesting. Okay, and here's the thing that I learned cuz I'm a good shot You know I was always like the last guy out because I was just sitting there just trying to snipe people. And then every time I got hit, I got hit in the ring finger. You can see it's kind of black and blue right here. Couldn't get the ring off. I was always the last guy, but they were always shooting my hands because that's all that was like out, you know, I got a toe one time.

I think I'd be pretty good at war. But here's the thing they'll tell you about war, guys. Dude, fucking exhausting. Yeah, crouching and like fucking army crawling and running over to the different places and keeping down and anyway, so I'm just gonna tell you guys right off the bat, I got flat feet or what was Trump's like, excuse to not to go to war? I have no idea. So I got high arches, flat feet, something's wrong with my What was Trump's like excuse to not go to war? I have no idea.

So I got high arches, flat feet, something's wrong with my feet guys. Something's going on. Well, I'm glad you made it out alive. Barely though. Supposed to play golf today, I'm so sore. It's taking a golf. Don't talk to me about sore.

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box when you go to wild grain.com slash yft that's wild grain.com slash yft or you can use promo code yft at checkout. You got some things bro. Or should we start with traitors? Yeah, let's start with some traders. Traitor is gonna trade. All three of them have to go to the church or whatever. And if they turn around and it's Alan and they're safe. And if they turn around, it's the traders and they're dead. And it's Chris shell. The last episode we were talking about

this. I was like, you have to get rid of people who are definitely faithfuls because no one's ever going to think that they could be a traitor, right? Right, right. And so they finally did it. It was like, why did you do it? Carolyn's like, girl, no one was ever going to vote for you. It was like, why did you do it? Carolyn's like, girl, no one was ever gonna vote for you. Yeah. Finally, I was like, thank God. Finally someone with some sense.

Some sense, thank you for doing this. Cut to breakfast time. Here's the thing that really grinds my gear, Brandy. Really grinds my gear. And I might bring this up in the fucking- Reunion? Reunion show. Okay., you've got Sam Britney Spears X What does he say he comes to breakfast? What does he say? What's the first thing out of his mouth? I can't remember. I think the traders are pretty stupid

Exact words out of his mouth these traders are making some stupid decisions, bro That's what I fucking said in the second episode and you and Robin jumped on me and basically banished me because I said this. Sorry, it took you eight episodes to figure it out, my guy. But no shit. The fact that he said it, I was like, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. You gotta be kidding me. Tell you what, Sam doesn't talk a lot, but he does have some

good instincts. You think? He figures out, he's like, okay, so if you're a traitor, and you were up for possibly being murdered, then you wouldn't have seen Alan. So what is Alan wearing? And so, you know, Gabby's like, oh, he's wearing the whatever, you know, and- But they did see Alan, right? This is the part where I was confused because I thought I like I because I also was like, oh, that is so smart. And then Carolyn was so squirrely about what Alan was wearing, because like because she could tell that they were trying to trick her. But then in the next scene, you see that they also saw Alan.

So I don't know why Carolyn was so weird. Yeah, I guess they well, because she wasn't paying attention to it, I guess. I don't know. But she also yeah, she sees him in the turret. Right. That might have been something different. And yeah, I love that. Sam's like asking like, so Carolyn, what was he wearing? And Tom Sandoval starts answering it for her. And Sam's like, shut up. Shut up. Let her answer it. He's like, well, what are you talking about?

Tom, there's a we'll talk about this a little bit more. But there's a little part of me that I'm starting to feel bad for Sandoval because I just think he's getting the dumb guy at it. Like, for sure. They're making it much worse than it really is. I could see that they're all making fun of his like singing because he's like, you know, he's like a cover band singer or whatever. And he's not the best singer in the world. But he does do a pretty good job. He like gets all the things.

No, I know. And no one else was trying. Yeah, at least he's trying. You guys are just kind of shitting on this guy constantly. And like, I get it. He's such an easy target. But to me, it's like low hanging fruit. For sure. Like Britney's sitting there like ripping on him for like being a bad singer. It's like, yeah, but he got you guys 20 grand. Like, that's the thing that you know. Yeah, it's a bummer. Sierra gets the shield, but then it doesn't

can't help her. Uh huh. I remember that feeling because I was supposed to get the shield and I got banished before the shields was to save me. Yep. First of all, I fucking hated that game with the dolls. I wouldn't have been able to do that. By the way, there fucking hated that game with the dolls. I wouldn't have been able to do that. By the way, there's no way they would have finished all those. Right. Like they're extending the time to. Sure. It's like five minutes left.

They've like three to go. It's like you didn't get all these. Also, I did see a fellow tick talker kind of agree with me about these stupid challenges that like somebody pointed out, like, you know, it just kind of makes it messy. And it's pretty obvious that none of the cast like care about the money, but they do care about shields. So it's almost like just do away with the money aspect, or at least like have the winner get money,

but just have it be a set amount and have the challenges be about shields. I feel like that would make it less confusing and maybe make the challenges better. I agree 100%. No one gives a shit about the money. No. You know what we're at the point where they have to recruit somebody or kill somebody, you know. Yeah. First, first we have the roundtable.

Everybody just was in on Sierra. It was like a I thought that she put up a really good argument. I really did. It wasn't bad But I also just think people had their minds made up. It was a landslide. I'd have been so angry Oh, yeah, it's like the more defensive you are the more guilty you look. Yeah, that's the problem Yeah, there's like a little bit of heat on Brittany and it's really because Brittany's just like buddy buddy with Danielle

Mm-hmm. The faithfuls all figure out like it's girls. It's not all guys. Yeah, yeah. Tom's fucking lying about the cheating. Oh, I know. I mean, what an amazing Freudian slip, right? Amazingly terrible, yeah. What a fucking idiot.

So then the girls go to the turret and they've got to figure out what to do. Alan comes in and is like, all right, you can either recruit somebody or you murder somebody. What would you do in this situation? I would murder I would too. Because it's you're getting close enough that like, you got

to just keep getting rid of people. Yeah. It's too close to the end to be bringing somebody in. Because here's the thing, if they bring in like Dylan, a guy, Dylan's gonna win the whole thing. Because everybody thinks that the traders are girls. If they went to, let's say, Brittany and tried to recruit her and she said, no, I don't want to be a trader. Then what happens? Yeah, this has happened before.

Then no one gets murdered and no one gets recruited, but no one knows. But Brittany would know, oh, does it come from Allen? They send a letter. Yeah. I see. Then it becomes the question. If you get offered that and turn it down. Do you tell everyone? No, I know. Because in the past, people have have told people and they were like, Oh, well, then you could have you could be telling us that you did get offered it and you did it. But

you're telling us. Yeah. So then people are like, I'm just not gonna say anything. You're right. Like they can't get a guy because a guy will just walk to the end. I totally understand Carolyn's point of like, you're not getting your best bud in here. Definitely not. Do you think I'm stupid? Also, I feel like there's gonna be a lot of eyes on Danielle and

Brittany this week. Yeah. With Sierra being an innocent. And so that to me, that would be a dumb move for Danielle also, because then everyone's gonna target them anyway. Yeah. I think they got to kill someone. I think they got to kill somebody too.

And I think they should kill somebody who no one suspects. I think they need to kill Tom. Like Dolores or Tom. Yes. Mm hmm. Or Sam. Anyways, we're getting to the Tom. Like Dolores or Tom. Yes. Or Sam. Anyways, we're getting to the end there. Pretty cray.

Pretty cray cray. Do you have some other favorite things or what's going on? Oh, did you start White Lotus? I did. What'd you think? I like it. Yeah, it is so weird for me to see Patrick Schwarzenegger. So did you know him when Miley dated,

didn't she date a different one? No, she dated Patrick for like, I don't know, two weeks. Oh, she did? Yeah, way back in the day. Great character to not like off the bat. I totally he's doing a great job of me being like, what's wrong with this? This that family is fucking weird to me. Totally. They're from like North Carolina. And I'm sorry, the dad is a British guy. I know he is.

I think their accents are horrible, by the way. Just horrible. They get there, Patrick Schwarzenegger's character is like, okay, what are the rooms? How many rooms are there? And he's like, well, that means me and the little brother have to go have to sleep together. The sister's like, he can sleep with me.

And he's like, that's weird. And then it's like, are you guys siblings? Cause it sounds like you guys are wanting to fuck each other. No, I know it's very, something is very strange. Something's off there. It's the younger brother to me is the one that's off. He's giving weird vibes. Walter Goggins character,

the guy from like Righteous Gemstones. Oh yeah, yeah. Okay, so here's my theory on White Lotus right off the bat. Okay, let's hear it. So you know, the family, the dad keeps on getting called by like the New York Times wanting to do like an article about something and he's like, and listen, I want to know about so and so guy and he's like, I haven't seen him in four years. Like if you want to do a story about it, I don't really have anything. I

don't really know what's going on. Like, well, we're gonna do this story no matter what. I think that guy that the New York Times is calling and asking him about the Walter Goggins character Rick hatchet. Oh, and I think that's why he's there. Because you're not really sure why he's there because he can't go to Australia with his girlfriend, right? So you're like, right? Why are you there? Interesting? Yeah. That's my initial thought. Okay.

But it does seem fun. I tell you what, what's his name? Something white? Mike. Mike White. He starts a show, good. I like the way. He does. And he's got the hack down.

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I watched something I really liked. Oh, tell me. The gorge. Oh, you know, I heard about it. I don't think so. It's Miles Teller and Anya Taylor Joy's new film. Oh, love both of them. I do too. I mean, Miles both of them. I do too. I mean, she's my next door neighbor. That's right. And I have met Anya Taylor and her lovely, I don't know if it's her boyfriend or fiance or husband.

We were at some award show. We sat with them. She's awesome, by the way. Super smart. Two highly trained operatives become close after being sent to protect opposite sides of a mysterious gorge When evil emerges they must work together to survive what lies within the gorge So it's streaming on Apple TV plus that's free is a show not a movie movie

It's a movie. So both on you Taylor joy and miles teller are snipers. They're like badass snipers. And they get recruited. So she's Russian or like Belarusian or whatever. I don't know. Ukraine, Baltic, and then miles is American, right. And so they both get recruited to go work at these towers that are overlooking this giant gorge. And it's just them to whatever comes out of the gorge they need to kill. There's like these monsters that are living down there and you're not really sure like how they got there and like is it like the gates of hell you're like, what is it? Fucking is this? There's

clearly secluded right and they're three miles apart but they can see each other with binoculars and stuff. And they start this friendship, where they're like writing stuff on note cards and like putting it up and so they become buddies. And then it turns into a little bit of a love story. Of course it does. It's a total love story. But it's so fun. So much shooting of

monsters and and they're both bad asses. She's almost like more of a badass than he is. Really good. She's almost like more of a bad ass than he is. She's a- Well that sounds really good. It's so good. Go check it out. Okay, love. Oh my God, you know what I did watch?

How could I forget? Okay, I sent this to you on TikTok. The video that you played last week from Australia, 60 minutes of that wacko girl. What's her last name? Belle Gibson. Belle Gibson. Amazing name, cause she changed her name

and it's just like Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson, yeah, yeah. Okay, but the clip we played last week, it doesn't even touch the surface of this girl's whole ordeal. You guys, this is a Netflix series called Apple Cider Vinegar starring Kaitlyn Deaver. Is it Deaver?

Kaitlyn Deaver, she's an incredible actress. She's been in so many cool things. I'm gonna go with Dever. She was in that show, unbelievable, about the rape victim from Colorado. That's all based on a true story that haunted me for months on end. I watched episode one last night,

and it's interesting because I kind of, just from watching that interview clip last week that you showed me and seeing the trailer for the show and everything, I don't know. There was something about it that made me feel like it wasn't going to be so dark, but it's fucking dark. I watched one episode and I was depressed. I was like, I don't know if I can binge watch this. It's just heavy. You can read the synopsis. It'll probably make more sense than me explaining it, but I guess this girl faked a brain tumor

and then got a huge Instagram following from essentially saying that instead of doing chemo and modern medicine, she healed herself. And then all of these poor girls in Australia that are actually sick, like latch onto her, and I'm only one episode in, so I don't know the full thing, but it's looking like she just totally cons them and takes their stories, and I don't know, it seems crazy,

but like, it's so wild to me that this is all based around that girl that just in that video clip, all she talked about was like, I'm 26. Yeah. And I'm like, what does that have to do with the fact your brain tumor and your scam? Like, I don't really understand it, but that's why I'm gonna watch the show.

I keep seeing more clips of it. It's fantastic. No, it's insane. I know I wanna watch that. Yeah, it is like episode one was just like, really watch these young girls that are so sick, right? And anything can change so quickly. Like one day you're just a happy, healthy,

beautiful young girl and the next day you have cancer and it's just really fucking sad. Hard to watch in that sense, but I am gonna finish it because I'm fascinated by this girl. It's giving an anadelvie, you know? I started a show called The R Murders. Have you seen that? No.

It's a Swedish show on Netflix. A Stockholm detective under internal investigation heads to a ski resort to unwind until a young girl's disappearance compels her back to work. They are murders. Actually, I believe it's pronounced or murders. Yeah, it's like every murder mystery. My only complaint is that it's dubbed,

but the dubbing's pretty good. I have a hard time with that. Well, it's better than if it's just subtitles. Yeah, that's true. I watched a couple episodes. I liked it. Are you all caught up on Paradise? No, I'm not caught up. You haven't seen the episode with-

Don't say it, don't ruin it. I haven't seen anything since we talked last week. Ugh, good, disgraceful. I know, I know. I'm sorry, I've been watching other things, also had no internet for two days. I know. I'm not caught up on that. I did wanna just briefly touch on The Bachelor.

I know it's gonna be old news by the time our episode comes out, but this whole, he told Rose that he was thinking of her, and then Rose told the girl, this whole ordeal, this whole triangle ordeal, you know what I'm talking about? Yes, I saw this. I feel like it's making Grant look real bad.

I think so too. Yeah, the clip is, he's like getting mad at the girl for telling another girl that while he was on a date with, or dancing with the other girl, he was thinking about that girl. Yes. Which, yeah, why would you say that? I don't know, great thing to say.

No. But then they- And then to like make her feel like he didn't say it at all, like he made her feel crazy. Yeah, cause he did kind of say it. Yeah, he just didn't say the girl's name. It's nuanced, cause he's like, when we were doing the date, the dancing,

and like that whole thing, like I was thinking about you. Yeah, you know, like, just so you know, I've been thinking about you. Not like while I was dancing with with her, I wasn't even thinking about her. I was thinking that specifically you because that's the way that he is presenting it that she did. Right. The hardest part about this is that the conversation the girls had was off camera. Like I wish so bad

that that had been on camera because even though I think Grant is so in the wrong for immediately dismissing Rose and saying, I didn't say that, like you're, you're, that's attacking my character. I didn't say that. Like, I don't like that he did that because you did say it. You just said it, you know, in so many words, but you did say it. And so to gaslight her and thinking that she misheard you or something was wrong. However, I think Rose going and telling that other girl like that he said that is just so dumb. Yeah, that's that to yourself. I think that makes her look just as bad as it makes

grant look bad. Talk about that in your interviews, like in your ITMs. Sure. He's that's what he said, because I know how it went down. He said that that girl's producer hears that and goes, whoa, I can't believe you said that takes her straight to an interview, says, oh, my God, can you believe that Grant said that he was thinking about you while he was with her? And then the girl's like, oh, yeah, I guess that is what he was saying,

spiraling her into believing that, even though that's not really what he meant. None of the things that happened weren't true, but make sure you have a fucking camera when they go talk about it, guys. What are we doing here? Yep, because I would have just loved to have seen the delivery there of like how that came out

of Rose's mouth, you know what I mean? Yeah, what the context was because I don't know, to me, I feel like that was a huge mistake on her part to be telling a stranger another girl like, there is no girl code, you know, in the first couple, especially in the first couple nights of the mansion, like you can't, you can't go tell a girl something and think they're going to keep it between you and them. Like that's not happening.

I think the one thing that I don't like about this, this is something that I have been like critical of the show as of late is they're not protecting the lead like they used to. I can't remember a time where they've been like, the rewind to this thing and then show. You got him saying it. Yeah, because that happens all the time when I'm in when I'm doing Paradise when someone's like Rewind the reels rewind the reels. Let's see what he said. We never go back and show that ever But then the do it to the lead is like ooh, this is making him look bad Yeah, totally and back to my original thing of like the show's contract that he has with his audience

Is that this person deserves to be fond over by 25 of the most beautiful women in the world. Okay, I can get on board with that. He's handsome, he's athletic, he's a day trick, whatever. And then you show me this and I'm thinking, oh, well, he's kind of gaslighting her a little bit. I'm not sure if I like that. I'm not sure if he deserves these women. Now I feel weird about this. Yeah. That's my critique on it.

I agree. And I think it was an honest mistake in the sense of like, he vaguely said, you know, I was thinking about you. Yeah. Or whatever and didn't name names. However, that being said, he still should have, instead of just writing Rose off about it and saying, you told her something I didn't say, I feel like he should have given

her the benefit of the doubt and been like, Hey, can we talk through this? Like, what did you hear? And what did I say? And how did we get here? You know, and be like, just so you know, like what I was saying was like, you're on my mind, but not like, and also, I don't want you to make anyone else feel bad. Yeah, about our relationship, because then I'd be like, because that, I don't want you to make anyone else feel bad. Yeah, about our relationship, because then I'd be like, because that makes me feel now differently about you that

you're the type of person that would just go tell someone that for what to be mean, like to be spiteful, right? You know, I was thinking about, you know, I just get back from New York, and I'm here, you know, in New York is 30 degrees and snowing and just, it's just so, so busy, you know, it's just a lot. And then you come back to California and it's like 65 degrees and it's like, oh, it's so nice to be back, you know, I went to Sarah's show and then went and got drinks with her best friend Sierra afterwards. And Sierra is a girl from

Southern California and like New York does not work well with her. You know, she's just like, it's just so crowded. It's so cold. Everyone's hurrying and like the streets are scary. And like, I can't go in this. And I'm like, it's so funny because like the songs that about are about New York are about how fucking hard it is. You know, it's like, if you could make it here, you could make it anywhere can't you know, it's like, if you could make it here, you could make it anywhere, can't you know?

It's like the seventh ring of hell. If you can make it here, you can do it. Then California is like, California dreaming. Oh, I like New York. I do too, I just think it's so funny. Like the perception of both of those places are very similar. Los Angeles and New York, I do, too. I just think it's so funny. Like the perception of both of those places are very similar. Los Angeles and New York, I think, are like mirror images of each other in terms of like, sure, like West Coast, East Coast.

Like it is the same thing. The way that New York loves to present itself is like this is where the fucking real ones are. The Cal way Californians like to be represented is like, we're smoking weed and go surfing. It's like that Wiz Khalifa song is like L.A.'s theme song. So what we get drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We smoke weed. Yeah. We're young and wild and free. And then what's what's the one about New York where it's just like, fucking cold.

Oh, misery. Oh, speaking of New York. Yeah, I will say something that has been very difficult the past few days is the FOMO I have had over SNL 50. Oh, I know your sister was there. I know and I went to SNL 40 Which just ages me and makes me feel a lot of things Yeah, and SNL 40 was honestly the coolest fucking thing I've ever gotten to go to in my life I think at least industry wise I was so devastated that I missed SNL 50 because it looked so sickening

It was like three days long You know, they did the four hour long concert at Radio City and Miley performed and slayed, obviously. But there were just so many cool performances. Did you see Post Malone perform with Nirvana, with Dave and everybody and that? Yeah, I watched, it's three hours long. It's a long, it's a long thing.

I started it. I know, I need to finish it too, but there were just so many sick performances. I just can't believe I missed it for my freaking tits. What did you think of the Tina Fey? Amy Poehler with Ryan Ryan. I loved it. Did you I loved it? I mean, I love Blake whether I don't know if she was acting or not, but she looked terrified terrified So good, I know he's like why what have you heard? That's very funny. I kind of wish they double down on it.

Me too. Because then it's like, what's this eating the cone heads? I don't know. No, I know. I feel like he only probably, they only agreed to go if they wouldn't do that, I bet. But they still made the joke.

No, I know, but they didn't like go in on him. You know what would have been really funny? If Blake jumped up in the middle of that. I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys. Can I rewrite this scene? Because this is not funny. You know, I know that would have been too good. That would have been really, really good.

I know. And then Taylor Swift pops up as a dragon. Damn it. They could have they could have really they could have really made that really good. Really fucking killed that. I know Taylor Swift jumping out as a dragon would have been so funny and it would have ended all of it. Honestly, it would have been over. We'd have been like,

okay, we're good now. Totally. Oh, so funny. I love SNL. Same. I kind of wish that we did. I wish there were more shows like that. I loved In Living Color, loved Mad TV. Yeah, yeah, I loved Mad TV. Portlandia was so good. That was good, yeah. The state, yeah, I feel like I need more sketch comedy in my life. I saw something of who's done the most episodes,

and Keenan Thompson has done over 400 episodes. I mean, yeah, he's been on it forever. Dude, you gotta go do something else, I think. Like I love Keenan. He's so good. He's so good, but that's way too many. What's up with that? Yeah. What's up with that? I did like Eddie Murphy doing Tracy Morian.

Yeah, that was good. That was so, I got a paper for cheese lasagna. Oh man. Yeah, so many a paper for cheese lasagna. Oh man. Yeah, so many good people came out of that. I know. And Samberg's another one of my faves. Did you talk to Miley afterwards?

Did you have a good time? I haven't, yeah. We just texted about my tits for a second. Yeah, the important things first. I know. Part of me wants to be like, so did you, I know Nick Jonas was there. I'm like, did you talk to Nick?

Probably she probably didn't. They have bad blood? No, they just dated when they were children, which is hilarious, you know? He's doing a show out there. Is he? Yeah, he's doing a Broadway show. The Jonas Brothers are about to have

a big old comeback, I think. They did, like a couple years ago. Yeah, well they're doing it again. They did some big Instagram post. I saw that too. Have you seen it? Yeah, I saw that too. Yeah, basically essentially saying like, we're doing a new album and

Nick's doing this and Kevin's doing that and Joe's doing this and seems like they're about to hit it hard. Well good, they're good at what they do. I know we love that. Just for Kevin. You love Kevin, huh? It's the best. Joe just put out a song with my friend Ashley Cook. Oh nice. Country singer. Yeah, so they'd be getting after it. You know what else that I am obsessed with? What? Sabrina did put Dolly on Please Please Please. Have you seen that? No.

Oh, it's so cute. They're like two peas in a little pod. She did a great job with, it was at Bridge Over Trouble Waters that she did with Paul Simon. Yeah. All right, let's go out and some Sabrina Carpenter doing Dolly.

Love. Actually it's Dolly doing Sabrina. Oh, even better. Is Dolly your godmother? I guess technically. What does that mean? Well, she's Miley's godmother. Yeah. So I mean like by association, I feel like.

No. That's not how godparents work. By association. Do you know who your godparents are? I don't think I have any. Dolly, could you be my mama? Dolly, she would say, yeah. Yeah. All right.

What do you got coming up? Oh, just just sitting here. All right. Just sit here with new tits, just trying to survive. New tit living. Truly, I'm chilling for a minute. I'm just trying to be good about my recovery. I think my next show, as of right now,

is not until March, which is like spring. The year is going to be, January took forever. And the year is just going to be flying on by before we know it. But my next show right now is on March 14th in Vegas at Encore Beach Club, playing with Dustin Lynch. We're doing a little country pool day. Might be opening weekend at Encore Beach Club, to be honest. So that's exciting.

And then I'm gonna come out to LA for a little while. So I'll see you there. Oh good. What is that happening? March 15th. I get to see them new boobies in action. That's right. All right, wife tears. Well, we love you. Love you guys. We'll see you later. Bye. Bye. Please, please. Don't prove I'm right. Prove I'm right.

Please, please, please. Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice. Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another. I bet you don't. My left tit hurts and my right one doesn't. Ah. It's really annoying. I'm glad that this is still recording. I'm going to use it.

It's just so annoying. The right one's thriving. The left one's not. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.