Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - No thoughts, just surviving

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

Wells has decided that since Brandi doesn’t watch anything he suggests or listen to this show he’s going to ChatGPT fake things to talk to her about. Spoiler alert: it goes swimmingly. He also decides that it’s time to embark on a wellness journey after eating his way through NYC. Brandi just got back from Austin and shares some fave spots from her trip before your hosts share their favorite things, least favorite things, and things they need to watch. Lastly they listen to your voicemails and an adorable boy trying to win a spelling bee.  Favorite things mentioned:  Nobody Wants This (Netflix)  English Teacher (Hulu)  weren’t for the wind by Ella Langley   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Nutrafol: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT.  SKIMS: Shop SKIMS Bras at SKIMS.com. Now available in 62 sizes (30A - 46H).If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows.  Article: Go to ARTICLE.COM/yft for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus + our TikTok @yftpodcast & be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation 

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So I thought maybe I would start to fuck with her a little bit. Maybe give her recommendations on things that don't exist. You should watch this. And then when she doesn't, it's just whatever. Or see if I can get her to say something. Like I tell you guys like a word. Like maybe today's word will be sonic blast. Let's see if I can get her to say sonic blast at some point in today's episode.

Yeah. I don't know. It could be kind of fun. I also think I'm going to go into chat GPT and I want to ask it for a fake sitcom and see if I can't tell Brandy about said fake sitcom and see if she thinks it's interesting. Write me a synopsis on a fake sitcom. Okay. Logline. When a centric group of friends realizes they can barely afford to live in their overpriced city, they hatch a plan.

group of friends realizes they can barely afford to live in their overpriced city, they hatch a plan. Turn their rundown apartment into a multifunctional living space where everyone shares the couch and chaotic lives. Title, The Couch Potatoes. Okay, that sounds awesome. What stars are in it? Question mark. Jake, the laid-back inventor, played by Adam Devine. Maya, the cynical writer, played by Aubrey Plaza. Max, the overzeback inventor, played by Adam Devine. Maya, the cynical writer, played by Aubrey Plaza. Max, the overzealous entrepreneur, played by Lamorne Morris. And Lena, the wannabe fitness guru, played by Anna Kendrick. Recurring guest star, Danny Pudi from Community. Holy shit, I want to watch this show.

Okay, should we call her up? Let's do it. Let's call her up. It is time. Time is now. It is now. What does that mean? Hi. How you doing? I'm doing. You seem sad. You seem like it's not going.

passport because it's going to expire and it's just why is it just such a headache you know why can't it just be easy to renew a passport i just or a license for that matter or anything really license is pretty easy i did that recently did to go there no you can do it online even to get the real id well i already had the real id so maybe see i don't i don't got shit well i mean it should be kind of difficult to get a passport because I think passports are pretty important. Oh, I guess so. No? But I already have one as a thing. Like, to renew it, I just feel like it should be a little easier.

I renewed mine recently, and I just did it online. How much was it? Do you remember? Actually, no, I didn't. I went. I think I did it online. Yeah, it was like 160 maybe. I did, like, the expedited thing, which I don't know if I needed, but I was like just in case.

And you got it pretty quick? Yeah, I got it in like three weeks or whatever. I had to go take a new picture. I remember that. And then you have to send it. You get all the information, I guess. You print it out. And then you go.

I went to like a Kinko's or whatever and got my picture taken. And then sent it from like said Kinko's or FedEx, whatever. I see. And then, yeah, okay. What's scary is you have to send your old passport with it. So you have to find a window. You do? Yeah.

So you have to find a window in which you're like not traveling. Well, that's terrifying. I know. But these are the- What if something comes up? What if I get offered a hundred grand to go play in Dubai and I got to go? Well, then you just say, can't do it. Well, that's why i did the that's why i did the expedited thing so i was like well three weeks is not that expedited well then why don't you do it over like the holidays

because i'm traveling during the holidays oh yeah well looks like you are fucked so that's why I'm stressed, Wells. I guess, but like, that's not that big of a deal. You just gotta, you know. Those are like adult things. You gotta do the adult. I hate them. You hate the adult things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. Well, I get it. Well, I'm sorry. Everything else

going good or no or what's going on? Yeah, I'm chilling, you know? Yeah? Chilling. What about you? You're back at home, I see. I know. So glad to be back in the studio. My little studio is my happy place, my safe place. Yeah.

Cute. So, yeah, I'm back, and we're about to start a wellness journey, Brandy. Oh, who's we? You and Sarah? No, just me. Oh. I really let myself go. You know, New York did that to me. Uh, well, I just ate so much. Like, cause you just go out and you eat so much. It's just so much Italian food. That's true. And I need to get back into my, my health

wellness. Okay. I love that for you. Sauna, cold plunge. I did, however, make chili yesterday, and that was delicious. Sounds yummy. Yeah, the only bad part about chili is the next day, you know? What happens the next day? I mean, what you put into your body usually mimics what comes out of it. You know? Yep.

That's just where we are right now. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, I'm here for a little bit and I'm going to have to go up to Monterey for a funeral, which I'm not super pumped about. I don't love that. I know. Sorry. It's okay. You don't really annoy me. I would love to know. Can we stop using the word whelp?

Whelp? I like it. Not well, whelp. Whelp. whelp? Whelp? I like it. Not well. Whelp. Whelp. Whelp. Whelp. Like a caption like, whelp, I guess I can't go swimming today. What's wrong with it?

It's, I've done it. We've done it. I'm over it. Okay. I'm done with whelp. This is a very niche complaint. I know. It's like you guys think it's so cute.

It's not, though. Okay. I mean, maybe in like 2019, whelp worked. But 2024, no. All right. Well, we'll let the people know. Yeah, I mean, you can still use it. I probably still will as well.

I just think that we need to move on from whelp. And the other thing that I've been thinking about recently, well. I just think that we need to move on from Welp. And the other thing that I've been thinking about recently, I think that we've gone a little overboard with labeling people narcissists these days. Have we? Everyone's a narcissist. How could everyone be a narcissist?

There's a lot of them, Wels. I just think that there's a fine line between narcissist and douchebag. And I think that a lot of people that are narcissists are really just fucking losers. And I don't like, they're just not good people. I'm a narcissist. Narcissist seems so niche, you know?

But every podcast I see is like, they're a narcissist. Like there's podcasts about narcissism, like just purely about narcissism. And how could everyone be a narcissist? I think there are a lot more fucking assholes than there are narcissists. What is the definition be a narcissist? I think there are a lot more fucking assholes than there are narcissists. What is the definition of a narcissist? Why don't you give it a Google?

A person who has an excessive interest or admiration of themselves. Oh, so you're self-absorbed, effectively. I mean, everyone's got to be, you've got to have some level of narcissism for self-love and care, right? Well, I think that's why, call me crazy. I feel like that's why there are more and more narcissists these days because this whole like love yourself thing has become such a big, you know, trendy thing, right?

And self-love and self-care and like love yourself. And, you know, that's just the new thing and so with with that right comes more narcissists yeah maybe so i mean i i can i'll buy into that they i started seeing a lot like on the bachelor where everyone was a bully you know and i was like there can't be this many bullies every time you have an argument with somebody it's not bullying and every time someone's like just kind of a piece of shit they're not that doesn't mean they're a narcissist it means they're just a piece of shit right i don't know those are my thoughts okay good early morning monday thoughts yeah you have any thoughts about things no not really yeah

okay yeah i don't know You don't have thoughts? I'm just going through the day, just trying to check things off my to-do list. I'm just trying to make it. I'm just trying to survive the day out here. Yeah. So. Yeah. You got it tough out there, kid.

Yeah. You know, just adulting is hard. Yeah. You know? Should we shut the show? Yeah. Me or you Should we start the show? Yeah. Um, me or you? I think you maybe.

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I was just in Austin. Were you? My brother-in-law just asked me about some places in Austin, some fave things in Austin. How was your experience in keeping it weird? See a lot of murals? No, I didn't. I didn't do the mural thing. But I love Austin.

I always have a good time there, I feel. Same. Great city, you know. It was ACL weekend, so it was a bit messy. A lot of people in Austin this weekend. Yeah. Yeah. Straight to Terry Black's for barbecue.

Nice. How was it? Had to. It's so good. The creamed corn at Terry Black's. Like, how do they do it? Yeah. How do they do it?

I like the sausage with like jalapenos in it and cheese. I don't eat jalapenos or sausage, so I wouldn't know about that. So yeah, did the Terry Black thing. So good. Went shopping on South Congress, which is just always such a fun day. Nice. Shopping in Austin is so much better than Nashville.

It's not even funny. Like there's so many good vintage stores, so many good Western wear stores. I did notice there's quite a few places for like men to buy clothes in austin and i just feel like in nashville there's just nowhere so i don't know if you're a dude and like like i feel like like you would love shopping on south congress like it's very your vibe yeah um so yeah i just if you're a dude and like you're into shopping which most aren't probably but highly recommend south congress And then I went to dinner at a very cool new spot called the Guest House. Okay. And it was delicious. So good.

I had scallops and a really yummy salad and some yellowtail sashimi. It was just very delightful. Highly recommend. I played a show, which was cool at a new bar called, I already forgot the name of it. Nice. I'm keeping that in. I was literally just there. It's similar to the guest house, which is why I was confused, but the Flower Shop. And they have one in New York. Have you ever been?

No. Oh, okay. So apparently it's like a New York bar club vibe that they brought to Austin. But the whole thing is that in New York, it's like a Western, like an old school Western vibe inside the flower shop in New York, which in New York would be very cool because you don't get that anywhere. And they just like put one in Austin. So that was cool.

It's in East Austin, which is actually my favorite place to hang. My favorite bar, the White Horse is over there. Great place to go dancing. So yeah, did that, you know, spent a hot 24 hours in Austin and now I'm home. Nice. Yeah. I want to throw my name in the hat here for some recommendations for Austin. Uchi. It's sushi. And I know you're thinking, Wells, why am I going to a landlocked city and eating sushi? And listen, I don't know either. Well, here's the thing. There's an Uchi in Denver also.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, and probably some other places. But Uchi is bomb. Bomb. Go get it. They've got a nigiri roll with Wagyu beef. Oh, my God. So I don't even know if that's sushi.

That's just fucking barbecue with rice. Fancy sushi, right? Yeah. Ooh, that's great. I'm going to clip that entire thing that you just said, and I'm going to send it to my brother-in-law who was asking for recommendations. So that works out perfectly for me.

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like regular small car right wow getting at the airport it's always at the oversized things you wait longer usually it just is kind of a big pain in the ass to travel with them so they started this company called shipsticks where basically you just fedex your clubs to where you're going early it's not that expensive it's like you can do the cheapest one for like 80 bucks domestically, wherever. And I know you're thinking, you're like, hey, listen, if I'm traveling, I've already bought the ticket, I'm getting the check bag free.

And that's true. But like, if you're going somewhere and it's just for like maybe a weekend to play golf, then you don't, you can just have a carry on and then you send it and then send it back. So that kind of makes life easier. I'm not really talking about the golf things. I know it's super niche for our listeners, but you can also do it with luggage.

And so we needed to do this for Sarah's apartment when we were coming home because she had so much stuff. So I ship sticks like a bunch of her bags. And then we had boxes of stuff that we went to the post office with that we sent home. Okay. Shipsticks was almost cheaper than the boxes. We got the bags already. We're still waiting on the boxes, you know? Crazy. And it's super easy. Just print out the thing. And then you like, you know, you put it in like a little cellophane thing and you just put it on the handle and then they will come pick it up for you like a $5 charge, or you just take it to FedEx and then you can just drop it and they'll leave it. It's a great service. great service that's cool yeah so if you ever need to ship shit and they have an app which is kind of nice too so you can track it like just on the app you're like where

is it oh it's in indiana today okay cool i should get tomorrow so yeah that's um free advertising for the day but i think it's you know i'm here to help the wife tears out yeah love um you have some favorite things bro yeah? Yeah, bro. What do you got, bro? I might start with a not-so-favorite thing, actually. Yeah. Did you watch the new Brad Pitt, George Clooney movie? No, you said you were going to watch this this week, and you watched it.

I watched it. All right. I didn't love it. Why didn't you like it? It just was not grasping me like i don't know like the beginning was kind of cool like the beginning had me and then it i don't know just didn't he didn't hold me you know and it's just crazy because like those two actors have just done some incredible fucking films yeah okay you know and it just seems to me very, like, anticlimactic for, like, at the end of your career to just

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Wolves. Starring George Clooney and Brad Pitt on Apple TV. A film by John Watts. That's too bad. I know. I know. Because their on-screen dynamic is very great. They are like, they're friends in real life.

I know. You'd think that no matter how bad the writing is, or the directing is, that that should shine through. Yeah, I mean, it was fine. It didn't. All right. That's a bummer. Sorry. Last week was a thing that you didn't like.

Nobody wants this. No, I started that this week and I like it. Okay. Okay. I thought you said that you didn't like it and Sarah and I were like, well, we're going to do it anyways. And we started watching it.

No, no. Love this show. It's very good. It's so good. So it's written by... I'm only four episodes in, so don't like ruin anything. Yeah, I think that's kind of what we are too.

So it's written by Aaron Foster. I think maybe Sarah Foster. They have a podcast called Nobody Wants This, right? I don't know. Anyways, it's two sisters that have a podcast. Like it's a real thing. I think I've been on it actually. They're not related to Bella and Gigi, are they they're step sisters or whatever that's what i thought

david foster's their dad yep okay that's what i thought and they're also related to like the jenner's somehow they're like those people that are like hollywood famous but you're like i don't know how you what what are you is our movie stars i think they had a reality show in 2019. I've met them. They're both nice and really pretty girls, and they've got a podcast. So the show is a scripted show, but it's kind of like mirroring a little bit of one of their lives. Follows the unexpected relationship between a rogue rabbi and an insatiable, loud, agnostic woman. Nobody wants this on Netflix. Cast is fantastic. So Kristen Bell plays Joanne. Adam Brody plays Noah. Timothy Simons is Noah's brother.

You know him from Veep. Justine Lupe or Loop. She is from Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. She's also from Succession. She's like the hooker girlfriend in Succession. Jackie Tone, who was in Glow. She was in The Good Place as well. Speaking of The Good Place, you also have Darcy Carden, who's in The Good Place. You have Michael Hitchcock. It's cast so well. And so, yeah, so Kristen Bell's character

is this Joanne woman who's got a podcast with her sister, Morgan, who's played by Justin Lupe or Lupe. You know, it's all about basically Kristen's character is like a terrible dater and she doesn't really, she's dating the wrong guys or whatever. And then she runs into and meets Adam Brody's character, Noah. And then she finds out that Noah is a rabbi and they start like a torrid love affair affair and obviously the stakes are kind of high because if you're a rabbi you kind of have to marry a Jew and she's not that and then it's like okay are you going

to convert for him he comes from a very conservative family she does a podcast about sex so they don't love that in the first episode basically leaves his fiance because he's like this isn't right and then meets her so they weren't engaged though oh yeah yeah but they were but she finds the ring she finds a

ring yeah yeah anyways she seemed like a crazy person though yeah keep watching dodged a bullet yeah but keep watching though you can she becomes endearing a little bit she has one scene where you're like okay i feel really bad for her. I loved it. Honestly loved it. And to be honest with you, it's right down the alley of the YF tears. It's very female forward show. But as a boy, I really liked it. Okay. And you know what?

Adam Brody is so fucking likable still. He is. Still. And I think he almost looks, Sarah said it. She was like, I think he's hotter now than he was at the OC. Because now he's got a beard. I mean, he looks kind of the same. Exactly the same. Yeah. But yeah, I really like beard. I mean, he looks kind of the same. Exactly the same.

Yeah. But yeah, I really like it. But anyways, it's really, really good. Go check it out. Oh, no, I finished it. I finished it. You did? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so it ends in a way that makes you be like, okay, you can do a season two. Ah, well, of course, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, because I didn't know, because it's about Erin Foster's life, which is true. She didn't marry, because it's about Erin Foster's life, which is true. She didn't marry a rabbi, but she did convert for someone who was like a very Jewish guy.

Okay. So like it's similar to their lives. Obviously, it's like a little exaggerated, but her parents are so funny in the show. Have you gotten to that point yet? Her parents? Yeah. I don't think so. the show. Have you gotten to that point yet?

Her parents? Yeah. I don't think so. Her mom is like new age, like taking ayahuasca and like sending them texts, being like the medicine's helping me. And then, and then the father is, uh,

is now gay. And, uh, you meet like the father's, um, lover. And that's just a very funny dynamic. Any,

any hoot, check it out all right i think you guys are gonna like it let me ask you something do you have to me to me yeah no oh it's like a what is that it's like a netflix it's like a way to watch shit oh no i watched something i thought you meant like the luggage no i do have a have a new, I have a Tumi bag. I know, we talked about it. Yeah, it was given to me and now I feel like a fancy boy. Yeah. Well, then you can't watch it, which is too bad, I guess.

But I've got a new show that I think. Has anyone else heard of that platform? Yeah, everyone knows about it. Are you sure? Tubi, Tubi. Still not ringing a bell, to be honest. All right. Have you heard of couch potatoes?

No. When an eccentric group of friends realizes they can barely afford their lives in their overpriced city, they hatch a plan. Turn their rundown apartment into a multifunctional living space where everyone shares a couch and their chaotic lives. Couch potatoes on Tubi. Cast is amazing. You have Jake, the laid-back inventor, played by Adam Devine. You've got the cynical writer, Maya,

played by Aubrey Plaza. You've got Max, the overzealous entrepreneur, played by Lamorne Morris. You've got Lena, the fitness guru, played by Anna Kendrick. And then one of the recurring stars is Danny Pudi, who's in Community. It's amazing. You should watch it.

Really? But I don't have that thing. Well, you've got to go buy it, I guess. No, that seems silly. All right, well, couch potatoes. I don't need one more freaking thing, you know? One more freaking... Wasn't I just complaining about subscriptions last week?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did start Bad Monkey last night. Oh, you did? Yeah, it's fine. Yeah. My buddy Matt Shively is in the first like five seconds of it.

Oh, really? He's the guy who catches, well, they're fishing and then they catch the leg or whatever it is. Right. That's pretty cool. What's your favorite drink? Like alcohol? No, like non, like fast food drink. Water. That's what I get. Yeah, yeah, okay. alcohol? No, like non, like fast food drink. Water.

That's what I get. Yeah, yeah, okay. I don't like sodas at all. Got it. I guess like if I was maybe sweet tea. Oh, really? Yeah. You ever get an Arnold Palmer?

No, I don't really like lemonade. You don't? Mm-mm. Mm. What's the restaurant that has like the best ice? Sonic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Their drink. What is that one? Their drink. They have a ton. I know, but the one that's the best ice? Sonic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Their drink.

What is that one? They have a ton. I know, but the one that's like- Cherry Limeade? No. Ocean Water? No, it's like the Sonic something. I do like an Ocean Water every now and then.

Do you? The carbonation just doesn't sit right with me. But isn't there one called, it's like the Sonic something? I don't think so. Really? A Sonic Blast is a milkshake. There we go. That is a milkshake there we go that's a milkshake oh it is i thought it was like uh i thought it was like the in the ice and stuff no no that's pretty good i do love sonic i do have sonic too they got sonics everywhere we saw one where were we we were

like you got son oh we were in teeterborough teeterborough has a sonic that's what we were saying we're like how is there a sonic in teeterborough that seems crazy by the way we took bark air back home you did yeah how was this how was this time phenomenal if you're to fly your dog anywhere take bark air i know it's kind of expensive anybody of note on this flight no i don't think so. No. That's disappointing. But it's so nice, dude. They're so nice to your dogs and stuff. That's cute.

Yeah. There's a movie that I haven't seen yet, but I know everyone's been talking about it, and I really want to watch it. Which one? It's called What's Inside. Have you heard of that? No.

It's on Netflix. A group of friends gather for a pre-wedding party that descends into an existential nightmare when a strange friend arrives with a mysterious game that awakens long hidden secrets desires and grudges what's inside yeah so it's kind of like knives out but like psychological i think it did really well in Sundance. Everyone's been talking about it. Hey, man! Before I open this suitcase, this is just some needs to stay in this room type shit.

So no phones out or anything, okay? Bro, that's like telling Nikki not to breathe and shit. Oh! Wait, Forbes. What is that? You just want to take these electrodes and place them on your temples like so. Damn, bro. If you think of your brain as a hard drive, then this just transfers the files.

Oh, my God. Okay, so, everybody ready? Nobody is ready. It's trippy, huh? See that? That's my body. This game is kind of hot. What did you just sweat? What did you sweat? What did you do?

He did something. I'm freaked out right now, okay? You're acting like a different person. Don't look at me. I am a different person. What did you do? Fuck! It is us against them.

Right? Yeah. No. I don't know. What the fuck? What is wrong with you? Hey, what the fuck? Shut up! What?

It is us against them. What? Us against us against them. Us against them. Wow. Yeah. Trippy. What's inside? Could be good. Looks like fun.

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Like, I guess because it's Halloween, right? There's all these scary movies coming out. Yeah. There was one I watched the preview for last night and decided it was way too scary for me. Okay. It was with Sarah Paulson. Can you look it up? It looks pretty good, but I think I need to watch it during the daytime hours. Wow.

Like that, huh? Yeah, it was scaring me. Well, she's always seen all the American horror stories. Is it new? No, it's brand new. Is it out yet? Yeah, it's set in Oklahoma. It's called something about the dust.

Well, Hold Your Breath is... Oh, I think that might be it. Yeah. In 1930s Oklahoma, amid the region's horrific dust storms a woman is convinced that a sinister presence is threatening her family hold your breath on hulu oh that looks pretty good it i'm telling you the preview scared the out of me really i literally watched it before bed and was like nope not doing this I literally watched it before bed and was like, nope.

Not doing this. Nope. When the wind blew, the weeds would wave. One day we played hide and seek in the tall grass. You could hide inches away and I couldn't see. Doctor says it's just too much dust in the air. It's a battle. It's good you brought the girls, Margaret. Why is that?

I guess you haven't heard about the Drifter. Killed the mama and the kids. Did he ever catch the Drifter? It's like he just melted into the dust. The Gray Man is everywhere. You can't keep him out. Didn't I ask you to tie the doors? I did!

He seeps through the cracks and gets inside you. He's all around us. If you breathe him in, he'll make you do terrible things. He'll make you do terrible things. He'll make you do terrible things. Mama, were you outside all night? Wow.

I say keep the house sealed best you can. Relax. You're taking your sleeping aid? Any word on that drifter? What if it happens again? Those girls are lucky to have you. You don't think that? He could be anywhere!

He'll make you do terrible things. We're very well. You? That looks dope. I know, right? But I'm so scared. Don't be scared. I'm too scared.

Don't be scared. I like that we're getting back into spooky season. Same. And soup season. Do you know what you're going to be for Halloween? No, we've had some ideas, though. Do you know what you're going to be for Halloween? No, we've had some ideas, though. Do you know what you're going to be? I have no freaking idea, and I'm panicked.

Really? Are you having your party? We're coming in hot. I know. Dude, yeah, this is going to come out on the 9th of October. Yeah. Are you going to have your party this year? No, because I'll be in L.A. playing a show. Oh, well, maybe we're going to have a party, then? No, because I'll be in LA playing a show.

Oh, well, maybe we're going to have a party. Then you can come over here. Oh, fun. Are you playing a show on Halloween? No, the next night. Halloween's on Thursday, so I'm playing Friday night in Hollywood at the Avalon. A little Halloween show. It should be fun.

Okay. Yeah. If we have a party, come on over. Yeah, I would love it. Also, I don't know if she'll do it this year, but Vanessa Hudgens always has a bomb-ass Halloween party. But she had a kid,

so I'm not sure if that's going to happen. Maybe. Hope so. You know what movie I want to watch? Is Summer of 84. Have you heard of that? No. It came out in 2018 and it's got kind of like Stranger Things vibe. Okay.

After suspecting that their police officer neighborhood is a serial killer, a group of teenage friends spends their summer spying on him and gathering evidence. But as they get closer to discovering the truth, things get dangerous. Summer of 84 i saw like some tiktok about it and and they were like yeah like if you're into stranger things like check this out it looks cute i'm like i don't even know how i missed it looking for a white male preferred targets appear to be males age 12 to 16 it's a serial killer age 12 to 16. It's a serial killer.

The Cape May Chronicle received a letter from an individual calling themselves the Cape May Slayer. There's a serial killer on the loose. What else could possibly be this exciting? Incoming titties. 12 o'clock. Guys, Nikki Keshuba. Scientifically the perfect woman. Huh.

Better view of my room than I thought. Sweet dreams. Emergency meeting. Treehouse. Now. Mackie is the Kate May Slayer. Mackie's a cop with a sick reputation. Doesn't count on us.

Even got the music of Stranger Things. It's very Stranger Things. Hey. Guys, I'm freaking out, okay? Relax. You look like you're 30. It's very Stranger Things. Hey. Guys, I'm freaking out, okay? Relax. You look like you're 30. It's gonna be fine. Now go.

You're gonna get caught either by Mackie or your dad. I know I'm right about him. That doesn't prove anything. Are you with me? I don't want anything bad to happen to you. I'm trying to save people. Well, you're not. You guys on station are gonna love this. Just trying to save people. Well, you're not. You guys on the station are going to love this.

Just let it go. Sorry again that you're grounded. I'm going to see if I can get you out of this house. No hard feelings. You were wrong. You were wrong about everything. Even serial killers live next door to somebody. Summer of 84. That could be good.

Yeah, doesn't it look cute? I like it. I've talked about it before, but I have to reiterate because I'm all caught up now English Teacher I think is one of the best shows on television and it's weird to me that people aren't talking about it more but it's fantastic I'll tell you all about it again just so you can

be what's that one on it's on FX but you can watch it on Hulu it follows Evan a gay high school English teacher and his co-workers as they try to balance the demands of the students and their parents english teacher on fx or hulu it is so good like the writing is so fantastic and i think i realized why i love it it always it's the closest thing i think i've seen to like trying to recreate john recreate John Hughes but like with a modern twist you know

John Hughes did like Breakfast Club and like Pretty in Pink and all that kind of stuff and and so it's very like it's stylized to me especially like the beginning scenes of of how a John Hughes film would start and it's written really really fast it's almost like the Sorkin walk and talk like the dialogue is really really quick and they're able to have character development for a lot of people because you have to basically do the entire not the entire school board but you have to do a lot of people in the school board to be able to really really quickly in terms of character development so you understand what's going on and so like you have evan who is played by brian jordan alvarez who actually is one of the writers and then it it's, so he's

the English teacher. And then you have Stephanie Koenig who plays Gwen and she does, she's another teacher. And then you have Sean Patton who plays Marky, who's the PE teacher. And so obviously Brian and Gwen or Evan and Gwen are like really, really liberal. And you have the PE teacher who's like very, very Republican, but they're all friends. Then you have the principal who's like very very Republican but they're all friends then you have the principal who's played by Enrico Colanotti who he was on like Spin City and the principal's just like just trying to maintain and then you have the kids who are fucking hilarious he does like book club and so the kids like really really woke and stuff so he basically just comes to them with his problems they never actually are reading anything they They're just, the kid's just like answering the questions for him

and like helping him out. Every episode is so fucking good. It's like also very topical. Like there's one episode where the kids, the high school football team, they want to do powder puff. Powder puff, the girls play football and then the football players dress up

and drag and, you know, become cheerleaders. And so it becomes an issue of like dragging the schools, you know, but the football players dress up and drag and you know become cheerleaders and so it becomes an issue of like dragging the schools you know but the football players want to do it but the lgbtq plus community doesn't want them to do it because they feel like that they are being made fun of but evan's character thinks that it's the parents that don't want him to do it because it's dragging school but really it's the lgbtq community that don't want him to do it so then he asks like the community like what how can we do this and they're like well it's not authentic so then he brings in one of his friends who's like a famous drag queen from like rupaul's drag race and they teach the football players and then it

becomes like fucking badass drag stuff anyways it's funny. Like the way it's written is so fucking amazing. And it's just like weird because it's so well done and no one's talking about it. And I was like, well, maybe it's because it's on FX, but the bear's on FX. Oh, that's true. Always Sunny's on FX. So like it's on a prominent thing.

Yeah. I feel like it's picked up steam enough, but please ever just go watch the first episode and i think you'll be like hooked okay i saw that i saw i'm scared i saw this and it just is so fucked up is the spelling bee this little white boy this little white boy in his door he gets and you can tell he's like i don't want to do this let me find it give me a second let's see it negus um what is the language of origin uh ethiopian to umharic. What is the definition? A king. It's used as a title of the sovereign of Ethiopia, Negus. Negus. Could you use it in a sentence? The Negus ruled Ethiopia until What is this?

Could you repeat the definition? A king. It's used as a title of the sovereign of Ethiopia, Negus. Is that a white boy? Negus. And would you say the word loudly for the judges? Negus. Why would you do that? One more time.

Negus. Ohiggas. Stop. Niggas. Niggas. N-E-G-U-S. Niggas. Oh my God. Absolutely stunned. But he'll take it.

That poor kid. That poor kid. The white, blonde-haired kid being like, what's the word? The judge is so mean. I guess I would probably do the same thing. Hey, can you repeat that one more time? A little louder, please. I don't think I can say this.

Where'd you see that? On Instagram. Oh, my God. It's so mean. Why would you? Like, in what world do you think that that's okay to put a little white boy through? You know? The internet's forever. It's too good.

Oh, my God. I really thought that that was funny. And it's also, it's racist, so I shouldn't think it's funny. You want to do a couple calls? Yeah. All right, this one is called Solo Episode. Hi, guys. Yo.

I just was listening to the Will Solo app, and I don't want to ruin anything, because I'm not sure if Brandi is going to listen to this. But first of all, let me start. Love, love, love. You both love. I mean, Wells, only person on Bachelor in Paradise worth watching. That's true.

I love it. But hopefully you'll bring some normal people this season so we're not all bored and everyone breaks up. And Brandi i just love you anyway don't want to ruin anything so my favorite thing that you said on this episode was that you were going to make a little cally call um and do something and i think you should ruin it i think you know what i'm saying anyway you both are my favorite things. Keeps me laughing. And, uh, Missy Brandi, alright, bye.

Okay. Oh, it's Jamie. She's cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but also, why would you call and leave that? Because it was a secret. Oh. Well, I was gonna say, I think the white tears know that I don't listen back to episodes. Oh, we know so like

there's no spoiling anything because i'm never gonna listen well so that was in reference to i was like i was gonna call some casting directors over at batch and put you on the show oh jesus i'm too old to be on the show i know but i was like don't tell anybody like i'm just gonna do it whatever and then she the idea is that she calls and leaves a voicemail of like, I think you should do it, but that's a secret. She didn't really tell the secret. That's true. But you know what the truth of the matter is about that?

I did. I called. And I was too late. They had already started. They were like, she's too old. Well, they didn't say that to me, but that might have been the subcontext. Yeah, I think I'm past my bachelorette time, you know? Golden.

Yeah, I got that to look forward to. You got the golden. High on the prize. You can make you be the golden bachelorette. High on the prize. This is called Paralympics. Hey, welcome, Brandy. My name is Al.

Hey, Al. And my favorite thing right now is the Paralympics. If you thought the Olympics were incredible, I have the hiccups, which is not my favorite thing. The archery Paralympic event and the pouring rain is so incredible to watch. Not only are they already crazy talented, overcoming such a hard thing in their life, but it's pouring rain and windy and they are out there giving it their all and it just gives me goosebumps

watching it. That's my favorite thing. Loved if you guys would tune in to the Paralympics. Let's give them a shout out. It's absolutely incredible. I think my other, my least favorite thing right now is, I don't know

if you've heard of icks in all of that, but people that do not clean their belly button. Huge ick. Do not like. Least favorite thing. Clean your belly button. Wash it in the shower. Do it. It's disgusting. Alright. Love you both. Bye. Bye. Okay. Paralympics. Great. Yeah. I you both. Bye. Bye. Okay. Paralympics.

Great. Yeah. I didn't watch it, but... Totally. I'm all for... The Paralympic dressage riders are really impressive. Really? Anything that they do is impressive because they're all faster than me and they're missing both legs. You're like, I don't even understand how that's possible. You know? Yeah. The belly button thing, that's

very interesting. It's a very fun conversation. Do you clean your belly button? Yeah. I've got a loofah in the shower and I like to scrub it, you know? Yeah. The belly button thing. That's very interesting. It's very fun conversation. Do you clean your belly button? Yeah. I've got a loofah in the shower and I like to scrub it, you know? Yeah. Yeah. How do you know if someone's belly button's dirty?

Well, it must be like maybe somebody she's hooking up with. Yeah. But it's a little smelly. Oh yeah. I guess, I guess, I guess if you're giving blowies,

your nose gets close to the belly button. You're in the area. Interesting. Not a thing that I would have thought of. I'm more concerned about my undercarriage cleanliness for blowies. But now that you think, but now that it makes a lot of sense, you know. Undercarriage for the blowie really is important for a 69. And let me tell you something, guys.

Let me tell you something. When you get married, that's gone. 69's gone. That's devastating. I know. Just so everyone knows, no one's 69 once you get married, that's gone. 69 is gone. That's devastating. I know. Just so everyone knows, no one's 69 once you get married. Why not? I don't know.

I don't. Maybe you should go for it, Wells, this weekend and see how it goes. You know, I think 69 is something that you try to really only do when you're first hooking up because you're like, all right, let's, you know, let's show how like, you know, fun I am in bed or whatnot. But then if you never do it again, that's a bit misleading, don't you think? I agree. Very interesting. Do you not like a 69? You know, it's not my favorite.

Interesting. So I think this is what I think it is. I think that guys like it and I don't think girls like it. Girls don't like it as much. Why not? Because for a female, it's a bit hard to enjoy what's going on if you're so focused on doing something else at the same time. Yeah. So we just don't get as much out of it.

Yeah. It's no thing. Yeah, I can't imagine. I can't remember a time when both people climaxed at the same time. That would be pretty cool, though. I'd like to see if I could figure out how to do that. Well, I think you and Sarah should give it a go and report back. The other

thing is, and I gotta be honest with you, she's a lot shorter than I am. So like, you gotta match up kind of easily. Anyways, clean your belly button. And 69 every once in a while. Or don't. Yeah.

You know. And show your boobies to your husband. Oh, well, that's easy. Just a, there they are. Check it out. Is that rare for you? It's like when

they're getting ready, you're getting to see titties. You know? Okay. But like, man, how great is it if you're just like in the kitchen

cleaning up and here's my titties. Okay. What a day. You love that, huh? What a day. Wow. Okay. Immediately better. Exponentially better with a little bit of titty flashage.

Okay. And listen, if you want to see my balls or something. No, we don't. See, you don't. Nope. No, no. It's too bad. No.

You got any Muzaks? Any Muzaks? Let's see. Hey, how about how Garth Brooks is in some trouble? Is he? He's being accused of rape. I don't know anything. He's being accused of rape. I don't read the news.

It's depressing. Dude, he's being accused of rape. By who? Is it Trisha Yearwood he's married to? Oh, yeah. Trisha Yearwood's like makeup person oh jesus just a general shout out for me i guess you could play her new song i'm really into ella langley right now okay she's like a new uh country singer on the scene uh she's done a couple of like cool collabs with some other artists that I like, but she

has a new song out called Warrant for the Wind. And I just love her vibe. I love her voice. I think she's super badass. Want to go out on it? Yeah. What do you got coming up? Playing Chicago this weekend. I feel like when I'm in

Chicago, I always see a lot of YFTers. So if any of you guys want to come out to the show Friday night. What's the date? Is that the 11th? October 11th. I'm playing at a spot called Splash. Okay. And yeah, I'm like, I only have a couple more shows left for the year.

So it'll be my maybe my last hurrah and then halloween and then kind of done until new year's nice um so guys that and then next week i'm in a wedding in wyoming which i'm really looking forward to fun and wyoming vibe what about you uh i'm kind of hunkered down for the rest of the year i think so i'll be in in la but if you're coming out here, we'll do a show in the studio. For sure. And yeah, I'm hanging out. YFTers, if you want to call us up and leave some voicemails, 858-630-1856

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Been on hiatus for a minute. Well, good. I'm glad the stoners are coming back. We're coming back, baby. All right. We'll see you guys next week. And we love you so much. Love y'all.

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