Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Noah Cyrus

Episode Date: August 10, 2017

Episode 1 of YFT podcast with Wells and Brandi! Today we talk about our favorite song, our favorite netflix show, our favorite Game of Thrones conspiracy and we have Brandi's little sister and pop icon Noah Cyrus on the show....where she proceeds to make fun of Wells' outfit.

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thing. Is that going to be the billing? You first than me? I was actually thinking, because I feel like when we just use our first names, Wells and Brandy sounds better. Okay. With Wells and Brandy. Alright, I like that. Then that means I'm first though. I know. I don't know how I feel about that. Your favorite thing podcast with Brandy and Wells? Your favorite thing podcast with

Wells and Brandy? Brandy and Wells? You like Brandy and Wells better? I mean, I like first billing just because I'm the narcissistic, egotistical. And see, I don't like it because it makes me feel awkward. All right. It's your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy. I like it. See, that sounds good.

Okay. Okay, so the idea for the podcast is this. We want to talk about things that we love right now, like our favorite thing. Yeah. It should be pretty easy, and obviously it's going to be very wide scoping because we like a lot of different things. And I want to be able to talk about

whatever the heck I want. Yeah, when we were trying to come up with the idea for the podcast, you were like, I was like, we need a theme. And you were like,

okay, that's fine. Great, we need a theme. But I want to be able to talk about anything. Literally anything. But your theme is like everything. I don't like feeling restrained. Like I can't talk about

things I want to talk about. Are we going to say we don't talk about things we don't like feeling restrained. Like I can't talk about things I want to talk about. Are we going to say we don't talk about things we don't like? Like our least favorite things? Absolutely not. Listen, okay, so Wells was like, I really want to keep the podcast positive. And I like that. Little precious little Wells wanting to be positive. But I mean, I feel like it's okay to say like one or two things we don't like an episode.

Yeah. I feel like that's only fair. But maybe we could do a positive spin on it, right? Totally. Like something that is not our favorite thing, but if we fix it a little bit, then it could be our favorite thing. For sure.

See, Wells, you're so positive. Right? Yeah, you've been going to church. No. Oh. It's not Easter or Christmas Eve, so no, I have not been to church. You're the worst.

Whatever. Okay, you want to start? I do. All right, your. You're the worst. Whatever. Okay, you want to start? I do. All right, your favorite thing podcast. You want me to start or you want to start? You start. I wanted to start with my favorite stupid thing. Okay.

So I recently found out that Lyft is going to allow its riders to go through the drive-thru at Taco Bell. Blah. And you're, don't, don't do that. Don't do that. All right? Taco Bell is a freaking American institution. I'll let you finish before I start rambling.

Or a Mexican institution, I'm not sure. Oh my gosh. I'm pretty sure it's American. I don't know. And you can charge your drive-thru order through the app. So you don't need to like have cash. Okay, okay. But I guess it's only through Taco Bell.

I don't eat Taco Bell. Have you ever had Taco Bell? Yeah, of course. When I was in a band, that's all we could afford. Yeah. Which probably scarred me, but, you know, maybe it's a myth, but I believe it. You know the thing. They say that the meat at Taco Bell is the same grade as dog food meat.

I don't care. That's a thing. I know. I just don't care. You don't care. Have you had, like... Yeah, but it's been a while. I mean, it's so good.

What do you get at Taco Bell? What's your go-to? A lot. Have you ever gone to Taco Bell with a $20 bill? You can literally get everything for $20. No, but Noah and I spent $65 at Sonic last night, but that's another story. How? That's another story.

I usually get like cheesy gordita crunch. Never had it. And then two soft shell tacos. Ew, who eats soft shell? This guy right here. Like the floury tortillas? Yes. That are just pure flour?

And then I need like 14 to 75 fire packets. No! Or Diablo. I'm a mild girl all the way. Mild sauce, please. And then Sierra Mist. Ew. Because we don't have Sprite.

I'm a Sprite girl. But they don't have Sprite there. Like, Sierra Mist is like... That's a valid reason to not go there. Whatever, dude. Wait, is it a... Does that mean it's a Pepsi or a Coke company? I think it's a Pepsi company.

Ugh, Pepsi is the worst. Okay. It's true. I thought we were going to stay positive here. Oh, okay, you're right. But the only... Okay, here's the positive spin on Pepsi. The only good thing to come from Pepsi is that doesn't it make Dr. Pepper?

And Coke makes Mr. Pibb, I think so. It's the one silver lining at Pepsi Company. Let me ask you this. Dr. Pepper or Diet Dr. Pepper? Dr. Pepper. All right. The diet tastes like diet. Isn't their whole slogan like diet doesn't taste like diet? But it does. And it's bad for you.

I just love the idea that Uber and Lyft are just leaning into the fact that we're all wasted when we get in those things. It's true. And they're like, well, what do these customers want? Taco Bell. They want Taco Bell. Well, I don't. I want McDonald's. All right.

So maybe that's what Uber will do. And I like Uber better anyway. What do you get at McDonald's? Fries and a milkshake. That's my go-to. Do you dip the fries in the milkshake? Yeah, I'm one of those. What's a flavor milkshake?

Strawberry. Yeah. I'm still a big fan of the Big Mac. I've got to be honest with you. I've never had one. Really? Eating beef at McDonald's just sounds really suspect. Can you get off this negative, bad-

I'm not trying to be negative. I'm trying to make wise, healthy choices here. So you're going with shakes and fries. Yeah, yes. Alright, you go. How much can you mess a potato really? Really, how much? So the trick, you know, about McDonald's is that you order no salt.

That means they have to make new ones. What? Yeah, and then you just put salt on by yourself. But is it as good when you add your own salt? I don't know. I don't think so. Just try it out next time. I'm going to try it, but I can guarantee you it's not going to be as good. I mean, there's nothing better than like, oh my God, these were just made fries, though. You know the In-N-Out trick where you tell them if you want them extra well done? They're really crispy and they're so bomb.

Yeah. They have to do so much crap to In-N-Out fries to make them palatable. I know. They're not good. But if you get them extra well done, they are better. Yeah, extra crispy, animal style. Yeah. And then it's like, okay, let's put some cholesterol on this thing.

Cholesterol. Don't you talk for a living. What's wrong with you? All right, you got one. Go. A stupid thing? No, just anything. Oh, okay.

Don't get me on a rant or anything, but my favorite thing right now is this book. I've already tried to tell Walls about it. It's called Dark Matter, and it's my favorite thing on the earth right now just because the idea, it's just, it's so ingenious. It was so just smart and well-written and engaging, and it was kind of a love story, too, and it was just so cool

and great and reminded me of, like, Interstellar meets, like, Looper meets, like, The Time Traveler's Wife. It's so cool. Dark Matter implies it's sci-fi. It is a little sci-fi, yeah. Just in the fact that it's talking about things that, to our knowledge, aren't real, but maybe they are.

It has me thinking. I love sci-fi books. I do too. Okay, so can you give me a quick synopsis of the book? Yeah, so I'm really bad at doing this and not giving things away, and I don't want to do that because you guys have to read this book because it's so freaking good. I read it in like two days. But basically, the easiest way for me to explain it is it opens with this guy, right? And he's a scientist.

And you find out like he's teaching at a college, and he's got a wife and a kid. And you find out he's like a genius that could have gone on to discover like insane things in the science world and i think it was like quantum physics and mechanics it's like what he works in um but instead he chose to like get married and have the kid and kind of go that route in life right but he's actually really happy and unlike most people doesn't regret that decision he's like you know what i'm cool with the decision my life is great blah blah blah and then he's walking home from home in like chapter two and gets abducted and someone sticks him in the neck with a needle and he passes out and wakes up

and he's in a different world where he's the same person and he's a scientist, but he doesn't have a wife, he doesn't have a kid, and he has gone on to discover incredible things. Okay, so it's like a different plane of existence. Exactly. Same world, but a different plane of existence. Exactly. Same world, but a different world. Totally.

And so I'm not going to give any more away, but he goes on to realize he's led this whole other life, and there was another him that was living the different life or whatever, and so it's crazy. You guys got to read it. I don't want to give anything away. Okay, so it's like multi-universe. It's nuts. Okay.

I don't think it's universes, though. I think it's planes of reality. I don't want to give anything away. Okay, so it's like multi-universe. It's nuts. Okay. I don't think it's universes, though. I think it's planes of reality. I don't know. It's crazy. Okay. So it's like every choice you make splinters off into a different reality. Yeah. And when I was reading it, I pictured that scene in Interstellar, you know, where Matthew McConaughey is in the weird

corridor of... Yeah, he's in the black hole, yeah. Yeah, and he's like, it's like an infinity box of different times and places. It's hole yeah and he's like it's like an infinity box of different times and places it's nuts and that's what it's like okay I'm I've got some traveling

I'm gonna do this weekend I'm getting Dark Matter Dark Matter I'm into it so freaking good but you know what I do I don't know why

but I have to do books on tape what? yeah I mean I can read I can't can you? cause I can

but it's so great to read. The radio guy in me, I love to be spoken to. Really? I love it. I can sit and do that. That is so funny. I'm the exact opposite. I'm such a visual learner.

And if I'm listening to something that's not music, I will just start thinking about a million other things and not pay attention. Your favorite song right now, go. Can it be a whole thing? I love Julia Michaels' new record. Is it an EP? It's a record.

I don't know. It's like a weird seven-songer. I don't know. It's so freaking good. That one song, your sister covered it the other day. Noah covers Issues, which is the single. But she's got two other songs on there. Make It Up To You is one of them.

It's my fave. And The Worst In Me is the other one. It's Noah's favorite. You guys got to listen of them. It's my fave. And The Worst In Me is the other one. It's Noah's favorite. You guys got to listen to it. It's so good. Speaking of Noah, she's going to be coming on the show a little bit later. She is. Does she know what the premise of this show is?

Well, we had a couple ideas, and I ran them both by her, but I'm not sure I told her we picked one yet. I'm excited to hear what a 19-year-old, 17-year-old mega pop star favorite thing is. You know what she's going to say. Favorite thing is. She's going to say you, Wells. No, she's not. She was a little too excited to see you the other day.

Well, yeah, it was funny because I don't know. I have met her before, but in very much like a passing situation. And then at that event, she was like, hey! Okay, so after she gave you a big hug, later we drove away together. And she was like, why was Wells kind of weird when I gave him a big hug, later we drove away together, and she was like, why was Wells kind of weird when I gave him a hug? Was that not okay? And I was like, honestly, I think he was shocked you remembered him.

Yeah. Which sounds terrible. 100%. But I knew that's what it was, I know. And I was like, you know, Wells is around all this radio stuff all the time, and he tries to play it cool and not bother the celebs, quote unquote. So I was like, he was just trying to be chill. Yeah, and she was doing her thing,

and I wanted to respect that. No, but she loves you. Dude, let me tell you what. I've never seen your sister perform live before. Here's something. Okay, one of my new favorite things. Your sister, your sister Noah. Yeah.

Miley's great too, but your sister Noah, we got to see her perform at the rooftop in downtown Nashville. They did this free show. First of all, total rock star. She was good, huh? Such a rock star. And she has her own cool

vibe. Yeah, vibe and aesthetic. She has her own style. And it's really funny because you gave her the sunglasses. Those were mine. And I remember thinking, the sunglasses really complete the look. That's because they're mine. Anyway, she was so good and so mature for being 17 years old.

Totally. I was just totally blown away. So anyway, she's going to be on the show a little bit later. And I love that, the new single, going outside smoking a cigarette. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's good. I can relate to that. I got to hear the new, new single today that's coming out next month.

It's good, too. All right. Well, she's coming up a little bit later. I've got another one, okay? Okay. My favorite Game of Thrones conspiracy theory. Conspiracy theory. I just like to call it like a prediction.

Who else has to say conspiracy theory? Well, because that actually has nothing to do with Game of Thrones. Oh. Me and my brother-in-law were talking about this the other day, and I thought it was hilarious. That Al Gore is the real life Jon Snow. Okay? I need to expand on that. First of all, guys, I'm the worst.

I don't really know a whole lot about politics. Okay, that's fine. I mean, I know who Al Gore is. Don't get me wrong. And so he's the guy who made the Inconvenient Truth documentary all about global warming and he's like-

Oh, I want to watch that. Yeah, his- You haven't seen that? No. He just actually came out with another documentary about global warming and Oh, I want to watch that. You haven't seen that? No. He just actually came out with another documentary about global warming and the issues of it. Anyways, he's like the figurehead for our country of warning people about global warming.

Gotcha. That's like his big thing. So he's besties with Leonardo DiCaprio, is what you're saying. Yes, exactly. Great. The reason why I think that Al Gore is the real life Jon Snow is because in Westeros or whatever, he's the king of the north. And he's going around everywhere telling everyone to be worried about the Night King.

And no one cares. And the army of the dead. Okay, now I see your point. And everyone's like, I don't know. I don't believe it. I gotta see some science. But he's seen it. I know. We all can see it. Has gotta see some science. But he's seen it. I know.

We all can see it. Has Al Gore seen things? Has he been to Antarctica and seen the melted ice caps? Well, you can look at the pictures. Yeah, but they could fabricate the pictures. Come on. Do you not remember the whole moon conspiracy? Like we didn't walk on the moon?

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That was my one condition doing this thing. I'm not sad. I didn't say anything. Apparently, she's going to say, I need to see some. No one believes him. Nobody believes him. I know. The only person that believes him.

Poor John. John's hot. I would believe anything John says. Well, it's just so funny. The fact that a woman who has three dragons is finding it hard to believe. I wonder if the dragons can kill the Nightwalkers with their fire breath. Yeah, that's the whole thing. Do you think they can or no?

Yeah, so if you want them not to come back to life, you have to burn their bodies. Oh. But also, the dragonglass, the- It's under Khaleesi's home, I know. What's it called again? The home? Dragonstone. Dragonstone, that's it.

You're right. Anyways, so, Al Gore, real life Jon Snow. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. I just think Khaleesi and Jon Snow are going to get married. I do too.

I've been saying that for a while. That's been my number one theory. When everyone found out that Jon Snow is Targaryen or part Targaryen, there was a thought that they're brother and sister,

but they're not. They'd be cousins. And it's Game of Thrones. That's very small detail. Yeah, right? Like, what's her face? Cersei and her brother are like, they don't care. Wait, wait.

You haven't seen the most recent episode. Don't ruin anything. I will kill you. Man, Cersei does some brutal stuff in this episode. She's the worst. She's the worst, but she's the best. I can't stand her. Man, Cersei does some brutal stuff in this episode. This episode. She's the worst. She's the worst, but she's the best. I can't stand her.

Who's been the worst character ever on that show? The guy that cut off Reek's wiener? He was bad. Was it Joffrey? Joffrey was bad, but I do think Ramsay is who you're talking about. Yeah, Ramsay. I think he was the worst for sure. Who's been the best?

Jon Snow. I agree. Jon Snow's for sure. Who's been the best? Jon Snow. I agree. Jon Snow's pretty great. He's my fave. Although, I love Arya. I really love the Hound. Why? I don't know.

He's done a lot of bad things, but I think he's got a heart in there. He's got a heart in there. He does. He does. I'm not going to lie. It's tough for me to look at him. They do such a great job with his special effects makeup. I'm like, it's hard to watch.

Tyrion's pretty great, too. Who do you... Okay, here's my question. Who do you think is going to be sitting on the Iron Throne at the end of this whole thing? I think Jon and Khaleesi are going to share it. No way. I don't know. I really don't know.

Part of me is it's not going to end there. There's not going to be somebody on the Iron Throne. I kind of feel like it's all going to be overthrown. What if it's the dead king? No, it's not going to be the dead king. What if it's him? No, they're not going to let that happen, Wells. They're not. The author is going to say no.

Did you know? Okay, so they're now past the books, right? No, I know. So how much say does he get, do you think? Well, he's told them what he I think he's got the whole thing outlined and he's told them how it's going to work. And they have to go by what he's doing? I don't think so, but he told them

the Hodor thing hadn't come up in the books, but he had to tell them that. So he's told them everything, but he didn't want to tell them everything because I think he wanted to have some leverage. Yeah, could you imagine having to keep those secrets? And I heard some story about how How'd you hear? Don't ruin anything.

No, no, no. It was that they were like, you need to tell us because you are overweight and unhealthy and you might die and we need to know. Stop it! That's not true! That's what I heard! How old is he? I don't know. Where does he live? I don't know. I have so many questions. Mordor? No. That's a different thing. Mordor? No.

That's a different thing. Somebody told me, I think, that he lives in Arizona or something. Really? He always wears that one hat. In Mexico, maybe. What's his name? J.R.R. Martin? Something like that.

Speaking of conspiracy theories, what are your thoughts on the Denver Airport conspiracy theory? Oh, my God. Okay, so yeah. It's terrifying. I have to go there in two weeks, and I'm terrified. So what the theory is is that it's like masonry? Well, there's a lot of theories actually.

But have you been through there lately? Yeah. Okay, so if you pay attention to like the paintings on the walls and the statues and everything, it's like creepy AF. But so if you look at a map of the Denver airport, like an aerial view, it's shaped like a swastika. Okay. Legitimately. And there's also this fencing around like the outside of the airport that has barbed wire that faces in.

Yeah. To keep things in, right? It's not to keep people out of the airport. It's like a holding space to be able to keep somebody or something in. It's so creepy. And then on top of that, they have like all these underground tunnels underneath the airport. Yeah. creepy and then on top of that they have like all these underground tunnels underneath the airport yeah that supposedly have like uh the gas stuff to like emit gas and to like knock you out so

but when you're on a plane you don't really know where you're going like they tell you you're going to los angeles but for all you know like when you land you really don't know where you are true so basically this thing this documentary was saying like there would be a common point where everybody would be flown to denver because it was set up to hold a ton of people. And that when you get off the plane, if you don't say you support the current president, they put you underneath or in a holding cell or whatever. What? And that basically it's going to be like another holocaust.

Okay, hold on. If you go against the government. Did you know that that's where the capital is in Hunger Games? It's in Denver. What do you mean? Yeah, because they go to the mountains. So there you go. That's creepy.

Yeah, I just looked it up. This is like on BuzzFeed. Great, I live for this. These are the eight things, the eight conspiracy theories about the Denver airport that'll freak out. The airport runway looks like a swastika. It does.

Yeah, it kind of does. Okay. The airport's dedication stone has imagery from a secret society. That's the Masons that I was referencing earlier. Creepy. Some people think there's a mysterious network of underground bunkers beneath the airport. There are. There are some super creepy murals that may show a New World Order takeover.

That's what it is. New World Order. That's what the conspiracy is that I'm talking about. Whoa. The mural is titled In Peace and Harmony with Nature and is meant to address the destruction of the environment. The other is titled

Children of the World Dream of Peace and is supposed to represent the desire to get rid of violence in society. It's not a coincidence that there are this many conspiracy theories

about that airport. Just a quick zoom in on this scary Nazi soldier. See? So much Nazi soldier. See? So much Nazi stuff. Yeah. I'm telling you, Wells.

And a quote from a child who died in Auschwitz. It's weird. Why would they have that stuff? The devilish Mustang statue outside the airport killed its sculptor while he was working on it. Oh, my gosh. You guys, I avoid the Denver airport at all costs. If I have a layover, I would rather go all the way to freaking Minneapolis on a stop rather than just go straight

over Denver when I'm going to LA. I will not go there. It's so scary to me, and I have to go in two weeks. I land in Denver. So it's just a stopover. You're not doing something. No, I'm staying in Denver for the weekend, and I'm so scared to go through the airport. Because it's true. There could be armed guards at the gate when you get off the plane, and they could be like,

do you support Trump or not? And if you say no, they could take you and put you under the ground, and no one could ever see you again. Speaking of Trump. Oh, gosh. My favorite thing with Trump. Uh-huh. His Twitter feed?

No. It's insane. I can't believe it. He's allowed to tweet. I'm serious. Okay, so I don't know if you saw this, but he recently, he did like a speech at the Boy Scouts of America. Didn't see it. So it was in front of like-

Was he a former Boy Scout? Is he a former Boy Scout? I don't think so. No. Anyway, so he was talking in front of all these kids, right? And he went on this crazy weird rant about all this weird stuff, okay? Who invited him to speak to Boy Scouts? What is wrong with people?

I don't know. Why would you do that? And anyway, so I guess the headmaster Boy Scout or whatever, some guy had to apologize to the president. The president's weird ramblings or whatnot. No. I just think of all these kids and they must be like, what the hell is he talking about? I thought we were going to talk about taking down those smug girls and their cookie sales.

Oh my gosh. Wells. You for sure failed Boy Scout induction or whatever it is. Do you know what Boy Scouts sell? No. They sell popcorn. Pocket knife? Oh.

No, popcorn. That's the stupidest thing. That's not true. It is. That's what they sell. They sell popcorn. Stupidest thing. You know what they should do?

That's insane. You know what they should do? Uh-oh. They should sell milk and just follow the Girl Scouts around. Oh my gosh, that's actually a great idea. Right? Only if they provide coconut milk option, almond milk, you know, non-dairy options. Yeah, okay, whatever. They gotta get

with the times. Yeah. Yeah. Coconut milk with those cookies would be so bomb. That's my new favorite thing. Can you imagine the girls being like, God, these freaking Boy Scouts won't stop following us around. Oh my gosh. This is a genius idea. Who do we tell? I don't know.

I guess the listeners of your favorite thing podcast. If you're a Boy Scout and you're listening, you need to go to your superiors and say, we want to sell milk. Yeah. Not popcorn. No one wants popcorn. Everyone can make their own freaking popcorn.

Yeah. It's not that hard. Speaking of popcorn, popcorn makes me think of movies. Movies make me think of Netflix and chill. Favorite, your favorite thing on Netflix, go. My favorite thing that's ever been on Netflix? Did you like that segway, by the way? Yeah.

Stranger Things is coming back. It's my favorite thing that's been on Netflix, I think. It's fantastic. Do you remember when Wynonna Ryder was up on the stage with the entire cast and all her facial expressions? That was insane. She's great. I think she's so great. Who's your favorite character on that

show? Eleven. Of course. But all the little boys are so precious I can't pick one that's a fave. I like the little fat kid with missing his teeth. He's really cute. He's great. I know. I think they're all really cute, though. It's been a while since I watched that, but... It was so good.

I also like the nerdy friend, like Brenda, who gets lost and nowhere will... Oh, she's never coming back. Somebody asked that. They were like, I wonder if she'll come back. And then somebody came out with a spoiler and was like, yeah, no, she's never coming back. She's long gone. Yeah, that was insane. Her name was not Brenda, though.

What was it? I don't know, but it looked... Dang it. She looks like a Brenda. She looks like a Brenda, you're right. For sure. But it was something else. Dude, you gotta watch my new favorite pod... My new favorite Netflix... Your new favorite podcast better be your favorite thing with Wells and Brandy. Yeah, it's good.

Uh-huh. Shameless self-plug. There's a show called Ozark. Have you heard of it? I've heard of it, yeah, but I have not seen it. Okay, so it's- I think I saw a preview and decided I should watch it. It's Jason Bateman, who is- Love him. Typically a comedic actor.

Yeah. Right? He was in Arrested Development. Hancock. Do you remember the movie Hancock? Yes. That was a great movie. Okay, sorry, side note.

He's just a funny guy. He's fantastic. But this role is not funny, and I guess he's directing it. Oh. Annie's in it? And he's the main character. Okay. All right, so let me set the stage for you.

Okay. Did you watch Bloodline? Love Bloodline. Okay. Did you watch Breaking Bad? No, I've never seen it. Okay. I did like half of Breaking Bad, and I was like, okay, this is a lot.

Really? Yeah. Okay. Most people are obsessed. Oh, I know. I just was like already like seven seasons in, and I was like, okay. You're like, I can't catch up. I got like three seasons in, And I was like, okay. You're like, I can't catch up. I got like three seasons in.

I was like, okay, I'm done. Yep. I can't do it. So anyways, very similar to like if you took those shows and like made them into one. So the premise is Jason Bateman, I won't give too much away, but like the first episode, he and his partner are, they seem like they've got like a totally normal business model. Okay. But then you find out that they are money launderers for this Mexican drug lord.

Oh. And the Mexican drug lord basically kills his partner. And for whatever reason, Jason Bateman was handed a brochure about the Ozarks. Oh. Which is in Missouri. Yeah. So there's all these lakes, Lake of the Ozarks and stuff. It's like where Branson is.

Love Branson. My dad used to play there often when I was a young child. Really? Yes. My ex-girlfriend has a place there and I used to go there all the time. What? Why? They had a lake house there. They did not go on vacation to Branson, Missouri. Yeah, they did. That's so strange. If you're like under the

age of 75, that's weird. Oh, I know. It's like Vegas for people who are about to die. Yeah. Yeah. Literally. Anyways, so he has this like, for whatever reason, he's got this Ozark brochure. Okay. And he's about to get killed by the drug lord. And all of a sudden, he's like, wait, wait, wait, hold on. And he pulls out this brochure and he's like, I've got a way that I can wash all your money

clean down in the Ozark in Branson. That is insane. So he goes down there with his family. There's all this other stuff, too, like his wife's cheating on him. So they go down with their family. He buys a bed and breakfast. Wow. He figures out a way to get the strip club.

Dedicated. Start trying to launder the money. But the thing is this. Once you get down to the Ozarks, there's some other nefarious folks that are there. What a word. And, woo, boy, we are in for a ride. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Don't give anything away because I want to watch it actually. It's so good. But yeah. I'm only like in the third episode anyway so I don't have a whole lot. That's a lot happening in three episodes though. It's good. It's jam packed. I'll watch that.

I hate to be the negative one. Yeah. Can I say a least favorite thing? Yeah. I had the worst thing happen to me this weekend. Oh my God. This is going to be so basic bitch shit. It was really bad. It's not that basic. It's actually worst thing happen to me this weekend. Oh my God, this is going to be so basic bitch shit. It was really bad.

It's not that basic. It's actually like insane that this happened. Okay. Guys, so I don't drink a whole lot. Like I truly don't. It's very rare that I'll go out and drink. A, it makes me fat. B, it's expensive.

And C, I just don't really like it. But I went out with some friends that were here from out of town and I had a guy friend that was trying to impress one of the girlfriends that I brought into town that I was hanging out with. So he was buying everybody's drinks, you know, trying to be like that guy. When other people buy my drinks, I get drunk. It just happens, because it doesn't take much. It's like three drinks in, I'm drunk. So the other part of the story is that I kind of maybe sort of bailed on a wedding reception

party that I had RSVP'd yes to, to go out and hang with my friends from out of town. And did you have a social media imprint? Well, no. I didn't post anything. And I wasn't going to text her and be like, hey, can't make it, because I figured, maybe she won't really notice. And in my defense, these are two people that are more like acquaintances.

They're kind of like, Nashville's so small, it's like they're in my friend group, sort of, but they're not anybody I would hang out with one-on-one and I actually have really weird history with the girl and she dated my best friend for eight years and now they're broken up and when she broke up with him she dated this guy that I ended up dating after her but I didn't know that he was the guy that she used to date so it's very very messy with me and this girl okay so I was like they're not really gonna miss me okay I'm at 2 a.m. I'm at a bar here called Bastion, and I'm drunk. And I walk in, and they're sitting there in their wedding dress and freaking tux. And it's a tiny, tiny bar.

And I walk in, and I'm like, oh my gosh. And I can't, like, I'm going to go straight over and talk to them. Yeah, you got to. And I'm so drunk, and when I'm drunk, I ramble. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm so sorry, guys. I have this friend in town, and I've had to host them all day. And ramble and I'm like oh my god I'm so sorry guys I have this friend in town and I've had to host them all day and I like saw her roll her eyes at me yeah I saw it and I was like but you look so beautiful and I was waiting on one of my friends to come and save

me oh my my friend's busy flirting with my other friend that's here from LA he's not saving me yeah he's buying her drinks literally so I was stuck there talking to this couple that I totally obviously had nothing important to do that validated me bailing on their wedding party. And I felt really awful. And it was my least favorite thing that's happened in a very, very long time. Yeah. Don't get drunk, people. Bad things happen.

The scary thing about that is you have to, like, watch your social media imprint when that happens, right? Yeah. You're like, okay, you've got to, like, live this lie. I'm bailing on this thing to go on this other cooler thing. I know. But you're like, but I can't post about it and I can't let anyone else post me in their story because then everyone's gonna know. It's tough. It's tough to lie.

It is tough to lie. It's not fun to lie. You really have to just, it's a never ending cycle of lies. Can I tell you what my least favorite thing is right now, Brandy? I thought you said my least favorite thing and I was like, how do you know? No, I don't know what her least favorite is. My least.

My least favorite. You told me you were going to hook me up with your friend. Here we go. I knew we were going to end up talking about this. Liz. Okay, you're going to put her on blast like that? It's not like it's a really... Oh, my gosh.

What? That's bold. There's a million Liz's out there. I don't know. I think I know one Liz. Okay. Well, I don't care. Okay, great.

This is me trying to make this thing happen. Wells wants to take you out on a date. I think I've told her. Okay, so let's back up. We got to tell people the history of this crush. So this is my friend Liz. And when Wells initially, initially, I can't speak, he was like asking me to hook him up with somebody.

Yeah. And I think I just thought, based on the type that I know Wells likes, I think I thought of Liz and showed him pictures of her on her Instagram. And I was like, oh yeah, this could totally work. Texted her to kind of tell her I had somebody I wanted her to meet. And she was like, I just started dating somebody in LA. And so she was like, you know, I'm like, I'm like in it enough that I'm not going to go on another date.

So I was like, sorry, Wells, she's taken, blah, blah, blah. Okay. Fast forward. Hold on. Was she like, well, who is it? Just so I, just so. She really wasn date. So I was like, sorry, well, she's taken, blah, blah, blah. Okay, fast forward. Hold on, hold on. Was she like, well, who was it? Just so I, just so I know. She really wasn't. Wow.

Like, she was sold on this kid, this guy, yeah. So she doesn't even know I exist? Not really, no. Okay. I mean, she knows I had a friend that I wanted to set her up with, but I didn't tell her who it was or anything. Yeah, yeah, okay. So fast forward, it's been like, what, six months or so?

Yeah. And recently, sadly, they broke up. She's very upset about it. Sadly. Well, you, but just, it Sadly. I hate to see her hurt. She's my friend. Yeah, but it wasn't her forever person. Maybe that's me.

Maybe not. Maybe it's you. So as bummed as I am for Liz as she's going through this, I'm like, ding, ding, you can go out with Wells when your heart is mended. So I told Wells, and he got excited about it. But I haven't wanted to say anything to Liz because she's not, you know, she's still very heartbroken. And she's in LA right now, so like, who knows? I'm going to LA

this weekend. Well, maybe you need to swoop her off her feet and get her away from this guy. I thought you said they were done. They are done, but he lives out there and you know how that goes. When your pet can go back and there's a chance maybe they'll see each other. I mean, he works in the same industry, music industry, and you just never know.

So you're telling me, so this girl does, so this is what you got to do, right? Yeah. I think you got to be like, hey, listen, I think you and Wells would be like a good match. But I think that might be too soon. I don't think so. Just be like, hey, listen, I think this, just throw my name in there. Okay, but here's the thing, Wells. She doesn't even know I exist right now.

Timing is everything. Like, let me just tell you, like, and I'm the kind'm the kind of person that when I am zeroed in on somebody, I don't see anybody else that way. You know what I mean? I just don't. So if I'm still heartbroken over somebody or whatever, and I'm like, that's what I'm seeing right then, and I meet you, but I'm so locked into this other person that I don't give you that shot, and then three months later, it's like, we're friends, right?

I've kind of established that friend zone with you. In three months, that's not going to change. I don't ever come out of the friend zone into a I love you zone. Yeah, but the only way to get over someone is with someone new. That is so cliche and stupid and not true. It's not not true. You don't want to be a rebound, Wells. Everyone is a rebound.

That's untrue. Literally, unless you marry your schoolboy sweetheart. No, if you take time between relationships, then they're not rebounds. Okay, maybe. It's true. So I dated this guy for like two and a half years, and I really, truly loved him. Wells is rolling his eyes. There we go.

And then he broke my freaking heart, and he's the worst person ever. And then like a few months later after I could like eat food again, this other guy that I knew in high school that I was like was comfortable, I got whatever, he wanted to take me on a date. So I let him because I was like, I've got to get out of this funk. This is ruining my life. So I went out with this other guy and he was like very persistent. Like, you know, I've had a crush on you since ninth grade and I love you and blah blah blah I love you but he was just very into it and so I started dating him and I got sucked into this hole of dating him for like over a year but I never truly really was in love with him he was the rebound because I I didn't wait I didn't wait until I was over the first guy to date

the second guy so I never developed feelings for the second guy because I still have feelings for the first guy this is you don't want to be the second rebound, the guy. I just want to make out with her. Oh, my gosh. That's awful. That's not what you're supposed to say. I'm just telling you the truth. So you just want to hook up.

You don't want to maybe marry Liz someday. I don't know. I never even met her before. Okay, but do you want to blow it? You got to play the long game here. I can't do the long cut. How much time do I got? My biological clock is ticking over here.

Oh, my gosh. I didn't know that happened for guys. You just do I got? My biological clock is ticking over here. Oh my god. I didn't know that happened for guys. You just gotta put me in, coach. Just throw me in the mix. If that's what you want, but I take no responsibility if it's too soon and then later down the road when she is ready, you blew it. Why can't you say it like this? Hey, Liz. I think I've got something for you.

I know that you're kind of dealing with some stuff. So when you're ready. But my friend Wells thinks you are very hot. Oh my gosh. Just do that. Just see what happens. Great, okay. I'm going to do it.

She can either be like, listen, I'm not ready for that, but tell him thanks. I appreciate that's flattering or whatever. Or she might be like, huh, I've been looking for a reason to not keep on texting my ex every day. And maybe I can-

Girls don't think like that, but I'll tell her about you. Can I tell you? My ex texted me the other night. Your ex is always texting you. No, I cut it off like a phantom. Is this a recent ex or like the ex? This is like the ex.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She had texted me. It's been maybe like almost a year. Oh, that's it? Yeah, of like not talking. Oh, but not since y'all broke up. No, no. It's been years since we broke up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I Yeah, of like not talking. Oh, but not since y'all broke up. No, no. It's been years since we broke up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I thought. Okay. And at one point I had to be like, why are you texting me? You know, like what's going on here? Because she's alone. Yeah. She's alone.

Yeah. I can't imagine like her new boyfriend was like sitting next to her. Yeah, exactly. That's what I think. Yeah. So I was like, oh. She starts thinking, maybe I shouldn't have broken up with Wells. Maybe I blew it.

Yeah, I don't know. But then I got drunk the other night with Wells. Maybe I blew it. Yeah, I don't know. But then I got drunk the other night. Wells! I know. You were drunk like all last week when I saw you by the way. I know. It's not good. Listen. Listen. Liz needs to get over this guy. Alright? I agree. And I need to

separate myself from all my exes. Right? So together. Together. As two broken hearted broken wind robins. You're not broken hearted but okay. Robins. We need to mend together. exes, right? So together, as two broken-hearted, broken-wind Robins, we need to mend together. Yeah, I think you're mended. You think I'm fine? I think you're alright.

We just talked a lot about nothing, really. Great. Maybe somebody out there can relate. Oh yeah, there's someone else out there as desperate as you for sure. Just tell her I think she's hot! Whoa! Okay. So you don't think

that she'd be like, oh, cool. Maybe. But Liz is hot, so people are probably telling her she's hot all the time. That's nothing new. I think you need to make a grander gesture maybe. Like what? I don't know. So sliding in her DM's bad call. That is not the move. Not a good call. No, that's never a good call.

You get me in the text game, oh man. I kill the text game. You do? The real life game, eh, I'm pretty good. Text game? Destroy it. Okay, I vaguely remember when we first got introduced and somebody was trying to set Wells and I up. Did I kill the text

game? No, but I remember you trying very hard. What? You had told me to go watch the remake of Wet on American Summer, I think. Yes, that's a great suggestion. And you were texting me. You were texting me about that. Yeah. And I just remember I was like, oh, he's really trying real hard to be funny.

And yeah, I know. That's good to know. It was cute. Okay. But yeah, I don't know, Liz, man. You know, the one thing of going for you is she tends to like skinny, nerdy guys. Oh, that's a... Truly, she does.

Dark hair, dark eyes. That's like, she's got a track record for that. Straight up, skinny, nerdy, dark hair, dark eyes. That's like, she's got a track record for that. Straight up, skinny, nerdy, dark hair, dark eyes. If you looked it up in like- It would say Wells. It would say Wells. Oh. So?

Well, I do think there's hope for y'all. But you're not even like throwing it out there for me. Whoa, I am just trying to be diligent and smart about it. You're not being diligent. Yeah. You're being the opposite of diligent. That's not true. Look up diligent.

I want to know what the definition is. I'm going to need you to return the favor here if I set this up. If you and Liz get married, first of all, I'm speaking at the wedding, clearly, and second of all, you're going to need to return the favor. So start thinking. Alright. Having or showing care and... That's exactly what I'm doing here. In one other's work

or duties. That's what I'm doing. Your duty is to get me a date with Liz. Oh my God. Okay, but I'm going to do it the correct way. I'm not going to be like, well, thanks, you're hot. No, I think that's the route we got to go. If you want to sing to that level, I will do it. Sing to that level?

Yeah. What pride do I have left? I've gone on television shows for this. That's true. This is, I'm at rock bottom. Okay. Liz was engaged once. Does that scare you? No. Okay, great. Does she have kids? No. Does she have a cat?

Well, she lives with a guy that has a cat, but it's not her. It's a friend. I can't do the cat thing. It's not her cat. Okay. That's fine. Why does she live with a guy? What's going on there? It's like her best friend. Okay. They've known each other since, like, forever. Okay. Do you want to get your sister in here? Yeah, I on there? It's like her best friend. Okay. They've known each other since like forever. Okay.

Do you want to get your sister in here? Yeah, I do. Yeah? Young Nikki. So I call Noah Nikki Champagne. Okay. That's like my code name for Noah because one day she showed me a photo of herself. And let's just, to say this nicely, Noah's butt has gotten very large in the past year and a half.

Okay. Went from no butt to just gigantic. Show me a picture of herself. And she was like, do you not think I look like a young Nicki Minaj in this photo? It was dead serious. And I was like, ah! I don't know about that. So then we started calling her Nicki, young Nicki, this kind of thing.

And then when I was trying to come up with a DJ name she was trying to help me and she was like what about DJ Champagne and I was like that's so lame and I was like and it sounds slightly stripperish

but somehow I tagged that on to Nikki Nikki Champagne and it sounded like a fantastic stripper name so that's now Noah's code name and it happens to also

be her initials in C like when she checks into hotels and stuff I told her she should start using that except now I'm putting it on blast and everyone would know. But I think it's genius. I love that name. She's in my phone as Nikki Champagne.

Really? I call her Young Nikki on the regular. Like, yeah, it's a thing. Oh, man. So, Young Nikki, we're getting her in here. Bring in, what's her nickname? Nikki Champagne. Yeah. Nikki Champagne in the house. I need you to have a little bit more energy. Hey, it's Nikki Champagne! You've been working all you to have a little bit more energy. Hey, stinky champagne.

You've been working all day? You've been busy? Yeah. But this is the highlight of your career, just admit it, being on the- Well, what is this show called? It's called Your Favorite Thing Podcast with Wells and Brandy. Love that. Yeah?

Can I do a liner for it? No. Please, please. No liners. Do a liner. I want to hear it. Okay, do a liner. Love that. Yeah? Can I do a liner for it? No. Please, please. No liners. Do a liner. I want to hear it. Okay, do a liner. What's it called?

Your Favorite Thing Podcast with Wells and Brandy. Hey, what's up? It's Noah Cyrus, and you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with Wells and Brandy. Nailed it. Dang. That was good. Queen of the liners. Queen of the liners.

That's all I do. Okay, so the idea of the show is we talk about whatever our current favorite thing is, okay? That's a great idea. Isn't that fantastic? So right now, off the top of your head, Noah Cyrus, Nikki Champagne, what is your favorite thing? Can someone go before me? We've been talking about our favorite things for the past 30 minutes. Yeah. I also gave a the past 30 minutes. Yeah.

I also gave a background on your nickname. Yeah. My favorite thing in the whole world. That's the point of the show. What is it? Your favorite thing right now in this moment. And don't say my shirt. Can it be like music or what?

Yeah. What's your favorite song right now? How about that? My favorite song right now. See, this is a hard show. No, it's not. You warn people before they come on. I am. To prepare a favorite thing. I take the blame for that. My favorite song I know. See, this is a hard show. No, it's not. You need to warn people before they come on. To prepare a favorite thing.

I take the blame for that. But I really, I just, I think, you know, spontaneous answers are the best answers. How about this? What's your favorite thing to Netflix right now? Documentaries. Okay. Conspiracy theory documentaries, which we were just talking about. Yeah. Have you heard the

thing about the Denver airport? Absolutely. My dad knows all about it. So do I. You buy it? You into it? I'm into it. I don't like flying in there. She's got to go there apparently.

I have to go there next week. I know. It's terrifying. I actually do know that and I didn't like that. CJ invited me. CJ ain't going no more. Bieber canceled his tour, man. Oh.

I thought there was beef. I wanted the tea. Oh no, no beef. Okay, right now, what is your favorite song? Pink by Julia Michaels. Okay. Which is funny because I said her entire new record. God, yeah, you guys are related.

Yeah. Favorite movie ever? Titanic. I knew she was going to say that. Really? Do you want to just answer for your sister? Yeah, it's a fun game. Okay, let's see if Brandy can answer for Noah for her favorite thing podcast. I would have said Cracker Barrel because it's all she talks about when she's in Nashville. Absolutely. Understandable.

Or sushi. What do you like about Cracker Barrel? The food or the knickknacks that you can shop for? She likes the chicken and dumplings with no chicken. Yeah? And the mac and cheese and fried apples and she mixes it all together and it's very weird. Is that it? Is that

right, Nellie? That's absolutely it. Like I like taking one from one platter, dipping it in one and like eating them both at the same time. Which is disgusting to me. I like to keep all of my food separate. Which I'm kind of now starting to think we should go to Cracker Barrel instead of Taco Amas.

Wells picks tacos over everything. It's his favorite food. That's true. That is true. Alright, what else? What are some other favorite? Is that your favorite thing? Tacos are my favorite thing for sure. And Carl. The bloodhound. And my dog, yeah. Who has an Instagram.

He's killing it. He's got like 12K followers, man. Really? Yeah, he's doing well. That's impressive. I'm getting him like free food and stuff. It's good. Free food? Free food.

No, like sign me up. Free dog food. It's not like Cracker Barrel. I tried horse food the other day. Was it any good? It was really good. We actually both tried it. Like the grain or the hay?

The grain from the barn. That's interesting. Like, you know, those little long ones? Mm-hmm. I just ate it, and it tasted kind of like oatmeal. I don't think. I don't's interesting. Like, you know, those little long ones? Mm-hmm. I just ate it, and it tasted kind of like oatmeal. I don't think. No, it did. It absolutely did.

It tasted incredible. And the problem was, I was telling Raisin, I wanted to keep eating it. Yeah. But, like, I didn't want to end up on, like, my strange addictions or something. Because, like, if someone gave me a bowl of that stuff, I could probably just sit and eat the horse. So her favorite food right now is horse grain. Yeah. You know what's funny about that?

Sweet bean. So you know there's like dog cheese in a can, and you put it in like one of their toys, and it takes a long time for them to lick it out? Well, I smelled it the other day, and I was like, this just smells like normal cheese in a can. So I tried it. Guess what? It's normal cheese in a can? Pretty just smells like normal cheese in a can. So I tried it. Guess what? It's normal cheese in a can? Pretty sure it's normal cheese in a can. And the company was just like, alright, let's just say this one's for dogs and this one's

for people. And upcharge. I don't believe that. Because one time Brazen had me try dog bacon and it was not the same thing. But it wasn't like the actual bacon. It was like, you know those treats we have that are like. That taste like bacon. That probably says artificial flavors on the back.

No, it's like, it like literally looks like a drawing of bacon on it. Like it's like not real. It's like, it's like mushy. Like it's not real bacon. It's just like they color it to look like it or something. I know, but this one is actually in the can. Like it literally. Like Cheez Whiz.

It's exactly, looks exactly like it would normally, except the cover is different. It says, like, for dogs. And they charge you, like, $10 a can instead of, like, $1.50. Exactly. Messed up. Because we will pay anything for our dogs. It's true. Or horses.

Yeah, it's true. What's your least favorite thing right now? Yeah, we try not to be negative, but... My least favorite thing. Wells' outfit. Traveling. Traveling, eh hey In your outfit But traveling

Okay, so because we're on the radio Someone needs to describe This is not a radio, this is a podcast He's wearing a skin tight red shirt with his nipples popping out Some skin tight Like really light blue Jeans With a light brown belt and light brown slides.

What do you call those? They're not slides. I don't know what they are. They're like classy shoes that have like a buckle instead of like laces. Classy is one way to describe them. If y'all remember the Scooby-Doo movie where they find the buckle off of his boot, it's the Witch's Ghost movie. Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost. You know which movie I'm talking about with the Hex Girls.

I do because I remember being obsessed with it. They lose a belt buckle or a buckle off a boot, and I'm pretty sure Wells found the buckle because that's on his boot. He's also got some Ray-Bans hanging from the polo. And they're like, they're like what? You want me to put them on? They're very hipster. They'd look a lot cooler if he was wearing like a t-shirt. Do you want to know something funny about these Ray-Bans?

I feel like we're being so rude. I know, you are, but whatever. This is what I always do on this show. This is what she lives for. Her favorite thing is to come in my studio and just rip me a new ass. That's so fun because he's not used to it. Are you, Wells? I mean, whatever.

He's the funny guy, the cute guy. I can take it. Yeah. So when I was in Mexico, you know when you're in Mexico, they sell like knockoff Ray-Bans or whatever? Do they? I don't know. Well, they do.

Yeah, they do. Noted. Those are the only ones mom wears. That's what these are. So if you notice... Every time Frankie goes to the convo, she gets mom wear. Notice, see the Ray-Bans? It's really low.

I can see it in there. That's insane. But you know what? My new favorite thing is Mexican knockoff Ray-Bans because they were like 13 bucks and you couldn't tell. You didn't know that these were real until I said. You wouldn't have known. Okay, you're right. I wouldn't have known. Okay, you're right.

I wouldn't have known. Exactly. So you hate my entire outfit except for my knockoff. Except for your fake ravens. All right. We've accomplished nothing. I know, but that's the point of the podcast. That's the whole podcast.

I just think. These are a few of my favorite things. Oh. Should that be our theme song? Red drops on thin and then pretty. She does know the words, though. Snow bells and sleigh bells and whiskers on kittens. Brown paper packages tied up with strings.

Wells hates kittens. These are a few of my favorite things. Yes. Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun. Hold on. Maybe that's the theme song. It's her doing that.

I would love it. And then the last one is Wells and Brandy's podcast. First of all, I think you'd get sued. Probably. For that melody. I think you're right. It depends on how successful this thing is. All right.

All right. Well, that was- That was fun. It started off really- Is there anything normal that I could say that would actually help you guys out today? No, I think this is hilarious. Yeah, yeah.

That's what we like. It's all the silly stuff. Okay. Yeah. This was great. Like, we started off our first show. I felt really confident about it. I got first billing.

Mm-hmm. We went through a bunch of stuff. I gave you first billing. You gave me. I got first billing. Whatever. I got it. All right.

Felt really confident about the whole show. Yeah. Felt good. And then Noah and I came in and. And then just ripped my. Ripped you to whatever. I got it. All right? Felt really confident about the whole show. Yeah. Felt good. And then Noah and I came in and- And then just ripped my- Ripped you to pieces. Yeah. So-

Just like your jeans. Hey, what's up? It's Noah Cyrus on Your Favorite Thing with Brandy and Wells. Dang it, I lost first feeling. That did sound nicely coming out of her mouth. All right, we'll change it. All right, Noah, thank you so much for coming on our podcast. Thank you for having me.

You're a doll, Noah. You're a doll. The real question is, are we going for tacos or Cracker Barrel afterwards? Oh, I think you got to go Cracker Barrel, man. I think we've had it. All right. Meet you there. Bye.

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