Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Obtrusive noises with Tish and Brandi

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

This week we have a *special friggin’ guest* the one and only, MT! After a few technical and situational difficulties, your hosts get in the groove and dish on the wedding of the century. This leads Tish to share her first favorite thing, Vanessa Hudgens, who outshined Brandi with her bomb-ass brunch attire. Tish also has a few things to say to the people who call the shots over at The Bachelor Headquarters; notably, that they are sleeping on Wells, he is a star, and he should be treated henceforth as the new Ryan Seacrest. Brandi chats Bach for a bit, which is briefly interrupted by MT’s announcement of a heartbreaking Love is Blind divorce. For all the Sorry We’re Stoned fans out there, Tish and Brandi do a little High Design and Dear MT, which becomes a passionate discussion on having separate bedrooms in a relationship. MT decides she’s all talked out, so Brandi wraps up the episode with a big shoutout to the newest and hottest bride and groom in town. CONGRATULATIONS WELLS AND SARAH! WE LOVE YOU!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.   Thanks to our awesome sponsor for making this episode possible! Check out this deal just for you, YFTers:  ShipStation — Go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in YFT for a free 60-day trial  

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I think we're going. Oh, we're going. We're a go. Let me have a quick Quit smoking my face. I feel really bad for whoever asked to edit this podcast this week. Me too, to be honest. I'm going to need you to not. Can I

eat some cheese? If you could stop with putting anything on and off the table, it makes a terrible noise. Hold on. Is anybody else on here? We need on here. This is it. It's you and me i just need to bite a cheese okay you can do that but putting things on and off the table makes a very obtrusive noise my children bother me i know that you like are always bossing me around it's my podcast i know but i'm the special freaking guest i swear to god between you i just don't understand like why all of a sudden you guys have decided you tell me what to do

the tables have turned yeah i gotta like it i don't honestly that let me just yeah um you're usually too stoned to care that's my smart part yeah it's because then i just go okay i don't agree you know what i just saw something on instagram that literally said it's so great getting older because no matter what anyone says you just agree because you just don't even want to talk to them i mean i could see that that makes sense to me um all right why have tears obviously wells is not with us this week my my mother is sitting in i hope this pleases all of you that dm me on a weekly basis saying you miss Sorry We're Stoned. We back.

We're taking, we're hijacking YFT for the week because Wells got married last weekend. Oh, I love that Wells and Sarah got married. Yeah, if I had my bell, I would ding it because it's one of my favorite things. And obviously it's been a long time coming. You know, they've had to postpone and postpone because of the pandemic and um and we not that we were like keeping it top secret that he was getting married but obviously they didn't want to spill the beans they already had to deal with some paparazzi issues which i'm sure we'll talk about when wells comes back but um they definitely were trying to like keep it on the

low low so they could have some privacy. Yeah, I know. It's so LA. So LA. But now we can talk about it and we'll touch on it in a bit. So before we do that, Wells and I normally intro the show. So usually one of us says, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with, and the other person says Wells and Brandy. So this time I'm going to say the first part and then you're going to say T thing podcast with and the other person's as well as in brandy so this time i'm gonna say the first part and then you're gonna say tish and brandy okay

ready okay hey y'all you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with tish and brandy ding ding ding ding i'm in la so i don't have a bell but we're just gonna make do um so i'm in la my mother is gosh she's really smoking it up, guys. She might become mute here in a minute. This might just be a solo run. I'm just getting loose. It's a fine line with you with the weed because it's like you smoke a lot and you're very talkative until you hit a wall and then you're mute.

Yeah, I know. Once you've had too much. Well, we better talk quick. Oh my God. Well, I feel like I should just like touch on the wedding. Do you have any questions about it? Miley is asking me a million questions. You know what?

I'm just not a wedding person. I mean, I'm not really either. But this was the wedding of all weddings. Like if you are a wedding person, like if you're not, like this was the one that you're like, okay, this is pretty cool. It's true. I mean, honestly honestly wells is just so cute he was adorable oh my goodness like i can't even take it and you would have loved it he cried a lot it was very precious you know not like a cry baby cry just like a wow crying because he wasn't no i'm joking i love sarah sarah's she's amazing and honestly they are sheer perfection they really

are and like i've known this right like i've been to their house i see them interact and i know like they're just two peas in a pod yeah um but the wedding was absolutely stunning and just their like cadence of like playing off of each other with the jokes and the speech like they gave a speech at the reception together you could tell they planned it right and they stood up there together and like passed the end of the mic back and forth or whatever and it was just hilarious they're hilarious it was adorable it was heartfelt all the things and i was like wow you honestly like you the two of them need to host your show well first of all like i don't know who's sleeping on Wales. Like, he is Ron Seacrest. Yeah.

And, you know, Ron's getting up there. I know. But, I mean, Wales is, like, so multifaceted. Yeah. And so is Sarah. I know. But, like, him alone or them together, absolutely. I mean, they were really good together.

And I was like. They could have a karate show. This would be very cute if they hosted a show together um and you know like kind of i mean not intimidating for them because they're all their friends but to me i was like this is an intimidating crowd you got the entire cast of modern family to the right and and the entire cast of the bachelor on the left you know um actually sarah made a cute joke about it being like disney's wet dream that they got married because the world's collided which was cute but and then chris harrison was there elan was there he said tell you hi um ben higgins said to say hello yeah so i'm sure i knew a lot of people there you should have been i should have came honestly it was fun um beautiful venue the flowers were gorgeous you would i tried

to bring some home for you and they just got crushed on my drive home but beautiful flowers sarah's dress was gorgeous it had pockets which i really loved um yeah it was great i mean she's always got great style oh so adenica she did her makeup love den was there um who else you would know? Vanessa. Oh, Vanessa stood up in the wedding. That's right. And I did tell her you said hello.

She's one of my all-time favorites, Vanessa Hudgens. Honestly, let me just go on about her. Go for it. I think she is just the most absolutely stunning person I've ever seen. Gorgeous. When I saw her at Met Gala, like, just perfection. Like, I have never seen Vanessa get it wrong on a red carpet. No, she's beautiful.

I mean, she, you know, they all wore the same bridesmaid's dress or whatever. It was a really pretty color. But, like, even in that, she was gorgeous in this, like, basic bridesmaid's dress. And then at the brunch the next morning, the invite for the brunch said, come as you are. And to me, that would have meant sweatpants or whatever but i didn't i put on a very cute like blazer and short set because it was just a beautiful setting and i don't want to be a slob but vanessa rolled up in these like versace like lounge pants and the sports bra and these oakley sunglasses she looked sick as hell and i was like

i'm sitting here in a fucking pantsuit like i, I wish I had done what Vanessa did. She looked so cute. I mean, honestly. Adorable. She's just so cute and so sweet and so talented. Love seeing her do, like, live musicals. And, I mean, she's just adorable. Yeah. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I know.

Vanessa Hudgens, one of my favorite things. We need the bell. Yeah. And then the only other thing I really would say is that Jesse Tyler Ferguson, who's on Modern Family, he officiated it and he slayed it. slayed it wow I think this was I'm pretty sure this was the first thing he's ever officiated and he was a complete pro like made made jokes where it was appropriate it was heartfelt when it was appropriate he was just so good um so yeah wonderful weekend you know I would say I went too hard in the paint but I was very responsible and only had three old fashions and that's great yeah I didn't I felt fine the next day and went old fashions and that's great yeah I didn't

I felt fine the next day and went to the cute brunch and then here I am back in LA with my mother love you guys honestly I didn't get out of bed really once yesterday except to go to the kitchen I take it your weed was bedside weed was bedside and then I didn't get out of bed because I have not sat in my bed and just watched TV all day for so long. That sounds nice. And it honestly was sheer heaven. Well, then that means you have a lot of favorite things to talk about if you watch TV all day. Yes, I do.

Well, great. And I'm excited about that. Okay, well, let's hit it because I don't have much. First of all. Yeah. I'm ready. I never have much. You know what?

I miss podcasting. It is good, isn't it? I know. I feel like it's really good. I never had much. You know what? I miss podcasting. It is good, isn't it? I know. I feel like it's really good. So anyway, I had never seen, and I've heard it was like eight years old, a show on Peacock called Kingdom with Nick Jonas. Oh, yeah. You asked me about this.

I've never seen it. It is amazing. Like, really, really good. And honestly, I feel like eight years ago, Peacock isn't what it is today. And so maybe not a lot of people knew about it. But if they would have seen Nick in that, because, like, again, it's eight years old, so it's a little dated. Like, things look different now. Like, whatever.

The quality of it. The quality could look better. Sure. But, again, I'm sure it was lower budget. But Nick was amazing. And I absolutely loved it. Wow. So how far in are you? You know, well, I got distracted. was lower budget, but Nick was amazing, and I absolutely loved it. Wow. So how far in are you?

You know, well, I got distracted. I only watched two episodes because somebody told me about this new show called Echoes. Oh, yeah. Okay, wait. But before we pander to that one, I'm going to do what Wells does. I'm going to be a professional, so he can't say that I don't pull any weight on this podcast. And I'm going to tell you guys what this show is about and where you can watch it. Which one? Kingdom? Kingdom. be a professional so he can't say that i don't i don't pull any weight on this podcast okay and i'm gonna tell you guys what this show is about and where you can watch it which one kingdom i'm

just making sure i have the right one let's make sure oh yeah nick jonas how do you say this person's name alvary kalina does that sound right no no idea you watch the show. You mean that's his fake name? Yeah. Alvary Kalina is the owner of a mixed martial arts gym and with his girlfriend Lisa, helps train a new generation of fighters, including his sons Jay and Nate. Struggling to keep the gym afloat,

the pressure is on for Alvary, Alvy's, Alvy. Alvy's boys to come through. It's spelled two different ways on Wikipedia, which I don't love. Anyway, that sounds cute. It's three seasons. It is, oh, Matt Lorre is in it. Wait, Matt Lorre, let me look.

Yeah, Matt Lorre. I am so obsessed with him. I cannot even take it. He is so good in it that is absolutely insane cute yeah so love love love love love him frank uh nicky nick nick i can't speak nick jonas matt lauria jonathan tucker um you know who looks familiar to me is natalie martinez the girl she's beautiful anyway um where do we watch this mother peacock wells was just saying you got to get peacock oh peacock's the one he said there's some good shows on people not to mention hometown entertainment has a deal

with them shameless self-plug you'll be seeing my things coming to peacock very soon i hope so i'm so excited got some things up my sleeve all right all right i'll get peacock um peacock's great so yeah you watch it on peacock it is so good again'm just going to say it is a little dated as far as the way it looks. Yeah. 2014 is the date. Yeah. And so, but honestly, it's really good. Cute. Yeah. All right. Quick PSA for those of you out there who rent, if you haven't heard of Built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through Bilt. You don't even have to check with your landlord to start earning points that you can use

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identical twin sisters lenny and g, decide to swap their lives. However, there are dire consequences when one of the twins goes missing, causing both of their lives to rapidly fall apart. Echoes. Okay. My last impression is pretty good. Have you ever watched a show that you actually conned and like, Michelle Monaghan is in it? Yeah, I love her and i bought bomber and he looks completely different he was not cute at all in succession no session right with the black black

hair i think so i never got into the succession what i know don't even get me started but he looks totally different than this so gorgeous because he's salt and pepper instead of these weird men putting a bunch of black crap in their face like stop with the table i cannot even with that please boys actually gray gray is hot i don't understand why men feel the need to cover the gray i hate it more than anything it's super hot men age well you might as well take it because we don't get to. Because when you put black dye on your hair, you just look pasty. It's not good. I don't. Anyway, Matt is not doing that in this and he is so gorgeous. And have you ever watched a show and you actually kind of am like,

okay, this is getting ridiculous, but you still can't quit watching. Yeah, there's a lot of shows like lost are you kidding that was the most ridiculous this one gets pretty ridiculous okay and because one person is playing both sisters so it gets a little ridiculous but i could not stop watching i think i can hear keys typing on this i've probably been able to hear her the whole time and just realized. So sorry, Wipe Tears. I was like, what is that noise? That is typing. Sorry, Keezy. My friend Keezy was sitting in the room. Okay, so it's ridiculous, but great cast.

So we're probably going to watch it. That's what, you know what? The cast is just so good. See, this was me with Terminalist, which I guarantee you haven't started, even though I've begged. No, I've been watching this one, but I'm going to watch it next. It just so good uh-huh see this was me with terminalist which i guarantee you haven't started even though i've begged no i've been watching this one but i'm gonna watch it next it's so good wells poo-pooed it because he said the first episode was slow and it like didn't hold his attention and it wasn't good or something but like it's chris pratt taylor kitch riley kiyop like it's huge names and i'm like you gotta just stick with it and then i thought it was so good i just

watched the finale there's a little twist at the end that i just really did not see coming and i really loved it okay i'm gonna try it terminalist great also like taylor taylor kitch like we love he's so hot all right so echoes anything else you stayed in bed all day and that's all you have there's no chance i'd get a little stone and then i'd get on my computer and lose about two hours and then go in again huh that's amazing but let me think about this did i hmm i don't you're nuts well you know what i was late to the party on and again you need to watch the this is the gray man the netflix movie i've heard that's great with ryan gosling um wells talked about it forever ago he and sarah watched it like the day it came out and raved about it

it's very good there's just something about ryan gosling like when i see him just in like paparazzi photos or like normal photos like there ain't nothing that special. No. But him, like, he's so, like, there's just something about him on screen. Like, he in a film just turns into a totally different person. He is so fantastic. Yeah. So if you haven't seen The Gray Man, highly recommend.

I mean, it is, like, a full-on action film. So if that's not your thing, it's probably you're not going to love it. But a lot of action action-packed and um great storyline you know we love like a corrupt you know starts out where like he's he's like a hired assassin you know and he thinks he's working for the good guy but you find out very quickly that he's not um so we love that you know we love like a turn in the tables there um but it's great so highly recommend that's really the only thing i've watched so i'm gonna turn off yeah but you know what i have watched that you're not watching and i'm i'm devastated is the bachelorette i haven't

been watching that what is wrong with you catch me up catch me up okay you know there's two bachelorettes no yeah there's two again we mean again well they did it with katie Yeah, there's two. Again? What do you mean again? Well, they did it with Katie. No. Katie and somebody.

Not Katie. The next two. Caitlyn? Yes. So back in the day, Caitlyn Bristow, there were two bachelorettes. Wasn't Michelle and somebody one? No, they just had their own season. Okay.

Yeah, I don't know what you're. You know what you're thinking? I think you're thinking about when Claire was the bachelorette. And then she started out as a bachelorette. And then she botched it and left. and then they replaced her with Tayshia. No, no, no, no. It was after. Who was after Tayshia? Maybe Katie or Michelle.

But they each had their own season. But you know what? You know what it was. You know what it was. They did two Bachelorette seasons in one year. Yes. That's what they did with katie and michelle now these two are actually together they're actually on the same show

and it's like everyone's poopooing it it's really not great my biggest issue with it is that you don't really ever get to know any of the guys because there's no time they're so busy fitting it all in because there's double the guys and double the storylines and double the dates i don't really feel like i know anyone i mean does it really matter if you know them it doesn't if you're on the show because you don't get to know them anyway but like for for us like i don't feel invested enough in anyone to want anyone to be the bachelor so it's like who's gonna be the bachelor i don't know anyone you know what i mean like it's it's getting invested and then that makes you want to see them on bachelor in paradise and And then it picks me up. So that's my issue with it. I get that.

And so this week. Speaking of. You have to go to the table. I'm sorry. Did you see who's getting a divorce? No, but everybody is these days. From Love is Blonde. Who?

Aisha. Aisha. And I was devastated. Wait, who? Which ones? Wait, is it season one Love is Blonde or season two? Season devastated. Wait, who? Which ones? Wait, is it season one, Love is Blind, or season two? Wait, two. Show me, show me, show me.

It's been a minute since I've watched that show. I was so sad, although you know what? He wasn't really that in love with her anymore. Wait, not the cute little girl. Yeah. No! Yes! I'm devastated. That piece of trash guy honestly i'm not shocked

you're right ah remember he actually really wanted that other girl i remember it made me so sad i love her so ayana i wanna fan favorite season two couple ay Ayanna McNeely and Jarrett. Jarrett. Jones announced their impending divorce on Instagram just two months after celebrating their first anniversary. After much thought, we're saddened to share that we have separated and will begin the process of divorcing, McNeely and Jones said in a joint statement. While we have love for each other, our lives are going in different directions and that's okay.

The couple also thinks love is blind and the family and Netflix, this experience has taught us so much blah blah blah this is unbelievable oh four days later news broke that the only other couple from season two to tie the knot danielle and nick had split i could see that wow no do you think this is gonna hurt the show coming back? Yes. You do? I kind of think. If all the relationships are failing? Yeah. I don't know. That's a great show. I love that show.

But here's the thing. First of all, I guarantee you, Jarrett would not stop going out and partying with his friends. Absolutely. Because she was having a problem with that. And she was such a homebody. She was. Girl, I feel ya.

Yeah. Girl, I feel ya. Thank God for men that are homebodies like i like but that drives you nuts too when they're not me when they're home too much you do kind of like that no i just i don't honestly i just don't want to have to go out to dinner and sit there all dressed up and act like i'm having fun because that is not fun for me you're right that's not fun um well that is devastating devastating absolutely devastating i loved her i did too okay well circling back to the bachelorette um this was hometowns week so we're deep in it

there's a big waiver one and but here's the issue like there's so many there's double the hometowns because there's two girls and they couldn't fit it all in so they had all the hometowns unless i missed unless there's two episodes and i'm dumb and only watched one, which is a high possibility. But the only hometown they didn't show was Avon and Rachel. So I can't really have an opinion on Rachel's hometowns really until I see the last one to know how that went. But I will say she sent home Tyler before the hometown really even started. She was like in tears and was like, I just can't meet your family because I don't feel the same. As he was pouring his heart out to her,

he's the cutest guy she has. His bod is the most fit and he is the sickest tats and he's so precious. And I just feel like Tyler should maybe be the bachelor. How old is he? He's young. They're all young. It's too young for me, unfortunately. That's what I was thinking for you.

Too young, I think. He was like 25 or 26, you know. my cutoff these days is like 29 30 um and that's just really even really low but yeah i was devastated and like poor tyler he was literally telling her i'm in love with you and i can't wait for you to meet my family and she i mean he seemed like really he seemed really genuine he was one of of my faves. Well, that's sad. It's really sad. But you know what? I do love Zach for her. Her hometown with Zach was absolutely flawless.

I feel like she fits into his family great. And if I were her, I mean, we'll see how Avon's goes. But like out of the three that I saw, like far and above, like Zach's family would be the one I would want to be a part of. You know what I mean? Like they were the one that welcomed her. Because Tino's family, the guy's got Tino. He's not really that cute, but like he's got some charm. Like I get want to be a part of. You know what I mean? Like, they were the one that welcomed her. Because Tino's family, the guy's guy, Tino, he's not really that cute. But, like, he's got some charm.

Like, I get it. He's very tall. You know, we give guys bonus points for that. His family was terrible to her. Terrible. Ew. Like, they were not warm at all. They were just, like, basically asking her all these, like, tough questions about, like,

well, you have three other guys. Like, I don't know. We're not going to sit here and, like, pretend, like, we're welcoming you into the family when you've got three other guys. i i don't know we're not gonna sit here and like pretend like we're welcoming you into the family when you've got three other guys like they were horrible to her and she and she left being like that went terrible and he was like well it doesn't matter i'm in love with you and then she was like oh i'm in love with you too okay great and they like met and it was fine but i was like girl these are some red flags we need to take a second so i'm tbd on racial i do think zach's great for her and i don't think she feels as much towards avon as zach's we'll see um gabby only took three guys to hometowns and honestly i feel a little bad

saying this after watching the hometowns because they were all really sweet but i just feel like all her guys are kind of skeezy oh i feel like they're just all not really in it for the right reasons i don't understand any you don't understand any of it. You haven't watched any of it. No, the thing about it is, is like all my favorite people that were together aren't anymore. I know. Well, that's life.

No one's together anymore. I love Tayshia and Zach. They broke up. It crushed me. They broke up. I was so invested in that relationship. And then also, freaking Nate. I saw him at a party. And then also, freaking Nate.

I saw him at a party. Did they break up? Yes. And I've heard, I know nothing except what I read on social media, but I heard that he was trash and, you know, blindsided her. Well, you know what? That is just not fair. Until he has his day in court. Okay.

You just think he's hot. So, he is literally so fun. Like, there's just no words. I mean, he's gorge, but trash, I think. His smile just, like, I mean, honestly, I can't. Nate, I would say call my mom, but she's not single. But honestly, I mean, like, honestly, he, I just, like, can't with him. You are insane.

Nate, you are a superstar. Okay, well, okay, also just for clarity here. Maybe I need him to audition for all my shows. We need to clarify. My mother is talking about Nate from Michelle's season. Yes. There's also a Nate from this season who's also gorge and got sent home. Not like my baby Nate.

But he is gorge. He's so precious. And, like, i think he's older and like call me nate um but uh gabby sent him home even though they had this like beautiful emotional connection she sent him home because he has a daughter and she wasn't ready to be a mom did she not know that a long time ago that's what i'm saying like that's annoying and he got so far in and that's how i felt about that really pretty blonde girl that had the kids. And it was down to her and one other person.

And he told me they both, he loved them both. But one had two kids. I feel like this is every episode, every season. I got to look up who it was. I don't know. But yeah. So call me because he's also a gorge. Ben was on a season with a girl with a few kids,

but she got sent home kind of early, I think. This girl was absolutely beautiful. Huh. And had kids? It was on. She had two little girls, and they went home. My mom muted the mic. We're still here.

Who's there? Whoever's editing, I'm just saying. Also, the wife tears. It's hot in here. Sweating. This episode is a train wreck. Is it? Also, I hope...

Is it? I hope... I hope this is actually recording. I'm using GarageBand, which seems very ancient. What do you need to bring back? Sorry, we're just done. I am sweating. Oh, my gosh.

I don't know how long we've been talking. I don't think it's long enough, but. Not even close. I do think that's enough Bachelor talk, though. Me too. Okay, moving on from The Bachelor. I will discuss more next week when uh when wells is back more bachelorette although he doesn't really care how care to say much about it these

days either um good for wells because you know what freaking wells he like should be like huge in that franchise and he'd be the host, really. One million percent. Yeah. Whoever is not making that decision. Mike Fleiss would be the one. Well, you. Whoever that is. Like, yes.

Wells is the shit. I know. We love Welles-y. So much. She's smoking it up. Well, I'm going to pander here away from Bachelorette because we pulled the YF tears, actually, and they don't love the Bachelorette talk. They like it like a tiny bit. of them but yeah they're like you know five minutes and we're good do they send in questions we don't do that but we've like been

polling them on some things lately um i wish i wish i if i was smart i would have planned ahead and asked them to send in questions for you but i'm not smart and didn't do that so we can't do that but um i will say so on my mom and i's podcast that we um have been on hiatus from for almost a year we have a section uh called high design where tish gives her design tips excuse me for having a little bit of mental breakdown for the last six do you want to talk about it i mean like gee man let's not it's. I haven't been going through it. You've been going through it. But honestly, you're thriving. Honestly, I am through it and moving on.

Oh, my God. I am thriving beyond thriving. Like, honestly, I'm living my best freaking life. You really are. I mean, honestly. It's mind-blowing to me. Yeah. My biggest fear in life was what I went through.

Right. Losing my mom. Mm-hmm. my mom and then like not being married yeah like it was traumatizing for about a little bit a little breakdown here and there but not really no you've been pretty good i feel like I've just like. Yeah. Yeah. I'm great. Any like words of wisdom for the YFTers? Any like. I have so many. Oh. Mostly. Don't stay too long like me.

Oh, God. I mean, like, honestly. Yeah. Like. The longer you wait, the harder it gets. It's just so hard. And then you wake up and you're like 55 and thinking your life's over. Well, let me tell you, it ain't.

Oh. It is so great on the other side. Like, I'm not kidding. Yeah. I'm living my best life. I'm happier than I've been in so long. I agree. Really good.

Tish the dish. I mean, like, honestly, couldn't be better. I know. So, yeah. Thank God. That's the tea. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord.

Yep. So we have this segment called High Design. Yeah. Where my mom gets high. I mean, she's been high this whole time. So we're there. And she gives design advice. And at the wedding, actually, one of wells's best friends derrick his

lovely fiancee saff um came out to me and she was like she's a british accent which i can't impersonate but she was like oh my god i saw on your instagram your mom's toothpaste trick and derrick thought there was no way this was gonna work he was like that doesn't work and she was like he was hanging shit on my walls and putting too many holes in so i whipped out the toothpaste and she goes oh my god did it work like she was like it works so well it's my i'm so happy tell your mom she needs to trademark that okay and you know who else did that literally we love mason barnes oh yeah and he was like i was laughing so hard and the next morning i was getting ready to show a house that i'm selling and he goes and i was like that whole looks so bad then he was like, I was laughing so hard. And the next morning I was getting ready to show a house that I'm selling.

And he goes, and I was like, that whole looks so bad. And he was like, holy crap. And then he saw my video. And he said he did it. And he was like, holy crap, that works so well. It does. So if you guys didn't see, I think I did chat about it also on this podcast because it was genius. There was some negative Nelly. Negative Nelly, when you posted that, like wrote, yeah, but toothpaste attracts

ants. I'm like, shut the fuck up. We're trying to bring me down. Oh my God. Because honestly, I've done this for years and I've never had an ant. We have no ants. So if you didn't hear or see, basically, if there's holes in your wall, like usually you have to go and buy the, what is it? Spackle. Spackle. Or basically if there's holes in your wall, like usually you have to go and buy the,

what is it? Spackle. Spackle. Or whatever to fill the holes in the wall. But if your walls are white and you buy white or you have white toothpaste, it actually does the same thing. Identical. Identical.

Yeah. So, um, that's our pro tip. That's one. That's the high design pro tip. Do you have any, do you have any other design tips?

I mean, I really feel like you've been doing a lot of designing lately. Your house is looking great. know what i am just like so in the less is more these days like i feel like i keep taking things away which i love um and the other thing is that just really i think changes everything as plants yeah i just put it keep putting plants everywhere and it just makes me feel happy. Well, it's good for you to like breathe the oxygen. Yes. And you're like having something to take care of. And then when it's thriving, makes you feel good. I'm just like all about it these days. Love that. Yeah. You know, I feel like it's actually a great person to talk high

design this week is Kirsten who's sitting here. Yep. I'll just talk for you if you don't want to come on and talk, but my bestie keys um she's in here with me and she just recently moved in with her boyfriend who owns a very small condo in nashville a very small condo and um you know he it's brand new and and all the new builds are just so cookie cutter and cold yeah everything's white and gray um and just very basic like they did you know they wanted to do it quick and cheap because they're building so many or whatnot. And so she moved in and she was like, no, no. So she's redone the entire thing.

She did it so fast. And I really don't think she spent much money. But like just doing really simple things was such a game changer, like changing the doorknobs. Oh, yeah. Like something like you really wouldn't even think make a big deal in a place. Like her place had these just like silver commercial looking not doorknobs oh yeah like something like you really wouldn't even think make a big deal and in a place like her her place had these just like silver commercial looking not doorknobs door handles and she just replaced them with like a really simple cute matte black modern doorknob and it made such a difference like absolutely you just it feels homier um she also

took a tip from tish and did the diagonal wall paint that my mother's known for um and it was genius because she their apartment is like almost like a studio where the bedroom just has like this space above it you know which means the back wall bleeds like it goes from the living room into the bedroom like it's all one wall so i was she was like wanting to paint the living room wall and i was like okay but you're gonna have to paint the whole thing and it's gonna be that color in your bedroom because it goes on and then i had a genius moment and i was like, okay, but you're gonna have to paint the whole thing. And it's going to be that color in your bedroom because it goes on. And then I had a genius moment and I was like, but you know what you can do? You can do the Tish Cyrus diagonal wall paint and paint the bottom half. And then your top half that bleeds into the bedroom can stay white.

And so she did that with this really pretty rust color and it just changed the whole room. What else did you do, Keys? You did those floating lights oh by your bed yeah so again like studio apartment the bedroom was very small and there's just not really a lot of room for like almost barely even a side table but it was kind of dark in there and so she was like i think i want to put lights on like sconces on above you know above the bedside table on the wall and they're not the kind like i love that you can have the outlet in the back you can hide the wires but unfortunately that is pricey to like have an electrician come in and do and these were off amazon and they were so cheap and so easy i wouldn't say easy but and they just plug into the outlet right yeah and they just plug into the outlet yeah it works so you know what i kind of

love that i kind of love seeing the wire yeah i mean it's a look it's a it's a great look it's yeah it's a it's it gives it like a little bit of like an industrial look which i actually or even mid-century mid-century and i love it that you can actually buy little pieces of like brass where you can put the cord inside that and attach that to the wall and it's such a cool look she just looked up like you can yeah um it's amazing but yeah like i think a lot of people think like oh i can't put a light there there's no there's no um like wires there or whatever and it is so expensive that someone come in and rewire but you don't have to do that and i've been seeing on tiktok a lot that um there's this thing where you buy a lamp and you cut the cord completely off and you screw a light bulb in and they turn on and off on your phone so you don't have electricity

is it a battery i guess it has to be oh there i guess i guess there's a battery in it in the light yeah wait that's freaking it's so sick so gotta love tiktok yep okay um when are you gonna like revive the tish talk what is the tish talk well it should be your tiktok it's genius that's what i was calling the videos we made in hawaii tish talks that is good it's really fucking good you're welcome holy crap i know tish talks are good what am i gonna talk about everything i don't think you talk i think you dance and i think you just be funny and i think the people i think the people would love i think if you got stoned and just talked people would also love that to myself yeah to the talkers the tiktokers yeah tish talks tish talks. I don't know what I'm going to talk about.

I think you can just get stoned and go on a rant. Oh, scary. I think it'd be funny, though. I might need somebody to run these bombs before we go. No, then you're going to lose the magic. You're going to lose that magic. Yeah. Yeah.

Is there a female joe rogan that could be you that's what i'm thinking that could be you dog i mean honestly that sounds like a great job what being joe i'm sure it's not a battle honestly my neck hurts from all the laughing or i don't know from being a stoner or what it's hot i'm sweating um what else should we talk about it really hurts us to have no deer mt no shit um i did not ask the yt years to send in any questions but um i did ask my friend that's sitting here kizikis if she had like any good topics to like ask tizzle about and she was like how about like any advice on living with a partner like moving in with a boyfriend because obviously

i told you she recently did that and it it is, it's different, you know? It changes the relationship, and I think, like, for me. Absolutely. How long did you and Ryan date before you moved? Over a year. Over a year. And I feel like that's pretty standard. Like, I think you date, and then a lot of people date for years

before they ever move in. A lot of people don't even live together before they get married, which, let me just get up on my freaking soapbox and tell you that's the worst idea in the whole world because you truly don't know someone until you live with them here's the thing for me is i've always been the wild out the seat of my pants than the girl we know and like my mom met my dad on monday and she married him on Friday of the same week at a gas station. And they were married for 30 years until the day he passed away. She never took off her wedding band.

He was the true love of her life. Those were different times. No. So. They were, though. Honestly, and honestly, when I met your dad, like, it was kind of like that. Like, we met. We were together.

That was that. Look what I got you. I went on that. Well, 30 years back. That's another podcast. That's a book. But, you know, I kind of feel like that's who I am because I've been dating. And nobody freak out if you read the paperwork.

We've not lived together for three years. I've, like, I've been separated a long time. Yeah. And we just signed on the dotted line

not that long ago, but it's been a long time. But it's been a long time. Also, if you dig, you don't even have to dig very deep to figure out he's doing the same thing.

Well, yeah. So, but, so I've been seeing someone and, like, I'm one of those people if you just know, you know. So, but, so I've been seeing someone. And, like, I'm one of those people, if you just know, you know. And, like, if I know, which I do. Oh. I am.

Whatever. But if, like, I would, like, know I didn't know to right that second. You know what I mean? Yeah. I didn't know to rock that second. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I still think now that I'm just telling you from experience that when someone moves in, you see a different side of them because they get comfortable.

They let their guard down. They stop trying to impress you so much. And in time, like you really do get to know who somebody really is because when you don't live together, you really only see them, know as their best self right because like they you leave your shit at home and you go out and you meet people and you put on your best self and that's who you are to an extent like yeah you still have bad days and everything but like when you get to know somebody like in their home and like their own element i just feel like all the guard the walls go down the guards are down and like you really get to see somebody for who they really are. And I think that's important for people to do before they get married.

That's all I'm saying. Finances comes into play. Oh. That's a good point. Yikes. That's a good point. What Keyes brings up is, like, finances come into play because then it's like, well, you're splitting everything or whatever you're doing.

That's terrible. And then you've got to start, like, seeing if you guys align on, like, what you spend your money on or how cheap you are or how uncheap you are and who's going to pay for what. And then there's some, you know, that causes some drama. And, like, that does play a lot into it also. So, all I'm saying is that get with the times. Just live with somebody for six months before you're going to get married. That's all I'm saying.

Make sure you really like them that much. Is there even any point in getting married if you don't want kids? I don't think so. Because like I've already had kids. He's already had kids and like neither one of us want anymore. Yeah. And well, first of all, that's not impossible. So what's the point? I don't, I don't know. And I asked myself that because I think I've been up front with the wife two years before and saying that I just don't think I want kids. And because of that, like, I don't see really the massive importance with marriage anymore. Because, like, yeah, it's a commitment and it's a nice one and, like, whatever.

But, like, people get divorced every day. And, like, it's just not the same commitment that it was back in the day. What if it's just a commitment and, and like you keep your shit and they keep theirs and everybody pays. Honestly, that works for me. Me too. And here's the other thing. Like everybody has a problem with me saying that like if I live with someone, I wouldn't let them sleep in my bedroom. I just don't, I don't even know why people have a problem with that. I know, but they do.

But I don't care. It's my business. Honestly, I just don't like sleeping in the bed with someone. I don't either. I hate it. And I'm like, why do I need to be with them every single solitary second of every day and in the bed with them?

Why can't I have my own bed and you have your own bed? I know. And we can switch it up and do it in yours and mine. we each go our to our i mean like honestly i think it's actually healthier so i i think it could be listen i agree i could go either way like if it's very like if it's really important to somebody that we sleep in the same bed i can do it but you have to agree to sleep in my on my conditions which is 64 degrees blackout curtains and on dog in the bed like you just got it's my way or the highway if you want to sleep in my room exactly but if you're not down with that you want your own room i'm cool with that too but isn't there also just like

you don't have to go poo-poo in the same time and like they don't have to see you well i think you you should have a number two bathroom and you get to brush your teeth before they get up and it doesn't it keep it sexier i think it's it i mean like okay back to the number two though there needs to be a designated number two bathroom in every household i mean yeah like somewhere else like i don't know one should be going number two anyone that ever happens well yeah but that's why i'm like everybody's like what you don't like to sleep in the bed and i'm like absolutely not i'm like you don't want blackout my sound machine on yep absolutely you like it a little warmer than me do not turn the fucking db i'm saying like are you joking like it's 3 a.m and you can't sleep and you're gonna flip the tv

yeah absolutely not freaking Freaking no way. Zero chance. That's when I started sleeping in my. Also you know what Allison I can't stand. We talked about this this weekend actually because Caitlin Bristow was like I never have to pee. I'm a fucking camel like I never have to pee. I never pee. But most people get up in the middle of the night several times to pee. Well I can't I don't do that and I'm very hydrated. I drink plenty of water. I do not get up to pee. I do not get up to pee. Me either. And but most of the guys I've dated get up in the middle of the night at least once if not twice to pee in the middle of the night. And it disrupts my fucking sleep. What if they snore? That's a deal breaker.

I mean, just no. That's a deal breaker. I mean, honestly. So. I refuse. It has a problem with it. You just do what you want to do. But I'm sleeping in my own room.

And that's the tizzle tea. I mean, honestly. That is the tizzle tea. Yeah. Honestly, the reason this started, too, is when we first bought our house. Like, we bought it from a couple that built it. And they were, like, in their 60s when they built it. And so, the primary and was two bedrooms and two

bathrooms that connected genius each had a toilet but it shared a shower bathtub love that and then the bedrooms were on each end genius freaking genius i was like thank the dear lord those people were doing it right i mean honestly i agree space is key in a thriving relationship yes yes yes space is key yeah yeah wow this podcast is really taking a turn i'll be shocked if anyone's still listening me too i think we talked enough i mean i'm all talked at what time did we start this podcast listen guys you guys all know wells does all the work in this podcast. I just show up. I laugh at a joke or two.

I purposefully don't laugh at others, you know, because we don't want Wells' ego to get too big. Because I'm sure it's, you know, he's a funny guy. He's got enough ego. So I purposefully don't laugh at some things just to keep him in his place, you know, give him some shit here and there about his clothes and his golf or whatever. But Wells does a lot of work for this podcast. Yeah. And I got to lot of work for this podcast. Yeah. And I got to meet his parents actually this weekend.

It's so funny that we've known each other so long and I've never met his parents. He's met you and my dad actually. He's met both my parents. But both his parents came up to me individually and they were just so sweet and just said how much Wells loves doing this podcast. And I was like, well, you know what? I was like, I love doing it too, but I truly just show up. He works very hard to come up with the topics and you know the stuff to talk about he watches all the tv and he obviously he edits the whole thing like he really puts a lot

of heart and soul into this podcast for you guys and i just thought i would let you guys know that while he's not here um because again i don't want his ego to get too big by me saying it to his face but um you know i really i, I think I realized that more when I don't want to do episodes without him, which is rare. But it's just not the same without Wellesley. I couldn't do it without him. No.

And I love him to death. So I hope that Tizzle and I could keep you guys entertained this week because Welles very much deserves to have the weekend with Sarah. Oh, yeah. To not have to podcast. I'm pretty sure she'd be pissed as all hell if he was like,

oh, sweetie, let me just take a break from whatever we're doing up in their magical newlywed suite to podcast real quick. Pretty sure she'd hate that. Hope they got separate bedrooms. There's no chance. No chance. Oh, okay.

But good for them. Good for them. Wells and Sarah are a literal couple goals. They are so perfect for each other. Congrats, guys. Congrats to Sarah and Wells. Wells will be back next week. We'll dive back into Bachelorette for those that

care. And for those that don't, you know, the jokes will be back next week. Although I think Tizzle's hilarious. Although, do we need to have a segment on your all's possible podcast called Tish Talks? No. That needs to be your TikTok though.

I know, but I'll never do it if you're not here. But we might, exactly. But we, you know, starting with stoned might make a reappearance. It needs to. That's all I'm saying.

I love it. So for all you stoners out there, there is hope. Absolutely. There is hope. Take it from somebody who knows. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I love it. So for all you stoners out there, there is hope. Absolutely. There is hope. Take it from somebody who knows. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Well, I love you guys so much. Whoever has to edit this, I feel so sorry for. Love y'all. Won't we that bad? Bless. Oh, wow. See you guys next week.

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