Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Olympic Dick-ualifications & Dramatic Bach Recap

Episode Date: August 7, 2024

Welcome to 2024, where our highlights from the Olympics consist of pole vaulting dick-ualifications and Olympian social media shade. On today's episode, Wells and Brandi cover all things Paris Olympics *insert eagle screech.* From events no one knew were played outside of middle school PE (we’re looking at you, handball and badminton) to the Olympian who might not have won gold but won DikTok. And before diving into their fave things, your favorite hosts recap another dramatic Bachelorette episode, where Brandi inevitably finds a reason to talk about Grant. We get it, Brand-eye, you’re a 'Grant Stan.' Plus, exciting things are coming next week! Tune in to hear Brandi’s first official remix dropping THIS Friday, and get the link to snag your tickets to the first-ever YFT live event in Nashville. Favorite things mentioned:  The Olympics The Bachelorette Armchair Expert - Jake Gyllenhaal Armchair Expert - Jay Shetty Game of Thrones Too Hot To Handle Lady in the Lake Those About to Die Just One Break by Josiah & The Bonnevilles feat. Mon Rovîa   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Fiji Water: Visit your local retailer to pick up some FIJI Water today for your next backyard party, beach or pool day, hike, or even your home office. It’s not just water. It’s FIJI Water.  Article: Visit Article.com/YFT for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more Schedule35: Get 15% Off with code YFT at Schedule35.co   Hungryroot: Go to Hungryroot.com/FAVORITE, to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation 

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Do it. What you doing? Nothing. What are you doing? Oh, I just got home from a facial because I've been at Lollapalooza all weekend. Lollapalooza, Lola. Let me tell you something. I did not drink one drop of liquor, not one, but because of the lack of sleep and the amount of work, AKA jumping around, sweating around sweating wearing makeup all that stuff i was looking haggard when i got home last night like my face looks like i've been drinking for a

week so i just had to go get a facial so i look a little crazy right now because when i get a facial they do some extractions have you ever had a facial no do i need one wow i mean they're just really nice. I feel like it's going to make my face red for like a week. No, not a week. Mine's not even red really at all, but I definitely have little raised places where she got in there

and got shit out of my pores. But I needed that very badly. So I wouldn't do that. So like tomorrow, will your face be red? No, not at all all i think you're i think you're thinking of micro needling or like a chemical peel that's not what i did so what is a facial that is massage your face they're different it depends on which facial you get some facials they massage your face with like different products i specifically got a

hydra facial which is this machine and it's this little tool that's like it like vacuums your skin whilst putting product into your skin it's very cool so it's kind of like cleaning your pores but then like putting good stuff back in love that yeah it's really lovely i actually feel like you would love it i think i won't how much does that cost 100 bucks it's a hot 250 worth. Worth it. I get them every three months. Really? So when you break it down, it's really not that expensive.

This is the girl who rides coach in the back of a plane. I ride coach so I can have facials. That's okay. Now I know where you are putting the importance of things. Yes. You remember Kat from Bachelor in Paradise last season?

Yes. She does facials and stuff like that. Very cool. And I was watching her story, and she was doing this thing with this – it's like a machine that basically lasers off skin damage from your face. I don't know. Maybe. And I was like, I think I need that. I definitely

need that, but that has some down time. Yeah, that's what she said. Because she was showing before and afters of her own face and I was like, her face is flawless. Yeah, she's beautiful. How do I get the cat look? Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am? I'd like that, thank you.

Sounds like you could go get it. She's down in San Diego, so I got to go down to San Diego. Just a quick jaunt. Nothing crazy. Just living the dream over here. I've been really, really into the Olympics as of late. You and everybody else. The Olympics for me is a slow burn.

In the beginning, I'm like, I don't care. But then the storyline, because I'm a sucker for storyline. Let's be honest. Okay. So are you like, I mean, you were already on to Palma Horse guy, but are you just like obsessing over him now? I mean, I made fun of it, but I still love gymnastics. I would say that like, I am a straight white male.

And I think that I speak for, I don't want to speak for all white, straight white men, but I'm going to right now. Oh, okay. We love gymnastics. Oh oh we love it okay 100 i know that sounds crazy but guys are like look at these fucking crazy chicks and the guys too but mainly the girls i think that the guys really like the girls because they're like they are so much more athletic than us because you know we live in a world where we're like men's so much more athletic than us because you know we live in a world where we're like men's basketball is much better than women's basketball like men's everything men's men's men's men's men's much better than women and then you watch gymnastics and you're

like i don't know i think that the girls are better like and i don't think it's close actually it's not i was watching the men's uh floor routine oh i didn't even know they had that yeah yeah and i and i was watching we have a guy that's like really good right Watching the men's floor routine. Oh, I didn't even know they had that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was watching. We have a guy that's, like, really good, right? And I also watched Simone Biles, and I was like, I think Simone's was better. Oh, yeah. Like, she was doing much more flips.

Well, she's, like, four feet tall, so she can add in some extras, you know? Yeah. I mean, I get it. But she's also shorter, so that means she's got like smaller muscles you know like not as long of muscle like you know people who are tall jump higher than people who are short anyways I speak for all white straight men and say that we love women's gymnastics it's fantastic it is I love women's gymnastics i like also like the shade like i guess there was so i don't even know the storylines but i'm learning about the

storylines or like i guess there was an another american gymnast who said that like our american women's gymnastics team was like slow and lazy and like you know like whatever and then we of course we beat the shit out of everybody because we're America. And then like Simone Biles' like comment under the gold was like slow, lazy, whatever, women's world champions or whatever, you know. I was like, God, the shades. The shades. Chef's kiss. It's good.

I don't understand balance beam. I don't understand it either. How? How does it work? I just – it's so small, and I just don't know how they do all the flips, and they're not really looking, and it's mind-blowing to me. Yeah. I also just don't understand the application of it in general. Well, yeah.

You know, like if you are having to walk across a high wire, let's just not fall off, you know? Yeah. But yeah, it's amazing. It's let's, it's not as wide as your cell phone is. Did you see that on Instagram?

So insane. I mean, I did gymnastics as a kid, so I've been on a balance beam. You have? And boy, oh boy, was I terrible at it.

Terrible. It's crazy. I'm now getting caught up in like the, in the storylines of it all. I got really caught up. I love swimming, too. I don't love it. I don't like that one. I think this is what I like about Olympics. First of all, it's a lot of

sports that really, the last time I played it, was middle school PE. It's like handball and badminton. You're like, what? This is a sport? Archery?

What is this, camp? But I love the sports where I'm like, in a million years, I could never do this. And swimming's one of those where I'm like, Oh, I can't swim for shit. I can swim, but I'm like, look how fast these guys are. Or these girls are. Did you see the guy,

I don't know what sport this is, it's where they jump over the really high pole. Did you see the guy? I don't know what sport this is. It's where they jump over the really high pole. Did you see the guy that knocked the pole over with his dick? With his dick. I mean, listen, you didn't win gold, but he won at life. He won TikTok. Yeah. It's good.

And he won the dick talk too. Well, yes, he did. Good for him. You know? Can you imagine? No, I can't. My dick's not knocking anything over. Good thing Sarah's a tiny girl.

Exactly. My dick can knock over a five foot two. That's about it. Any higher than that. Noted. Not happening, Brandy. There will never have worked between us.

You're too tall. Christ. That's very funny. Very. I love the Olympics. I watched the golf today. I thought the golf was great. The women's rugby.

I played rugby. So that's one sport where I'm like, I could do this. There's one girl who's on our women's rugby? I played rugby. So that's one sport where I'm like, I could do this. There's one girl who's on our women's rugby team who is hilarious on social media. And she's treating the Olympics as if it's Love Island. Have you seen that? No.

She's so funny. She's beautiful. But she is jacked. Yeah, she could fuck some people up. And so I'm seeing it on TikTok. And I'm like, I hope that they're good. I don't know if the women's rugby team's good but i hope that they're good i assume that like new zealand and like fiji and uruguay and you know france england scotland i'm like those will be the good ones because that's what where they play rugby and then all of a sudden

i'm watching the women's rugby team first of all i think we got bronze and it came down to like a last second play where we had to run like 90 meters but i saw that girl who's like pretending that the olympic what is it called where they all live the olympic village village yes where she was treating like it was love islandhmm. She was the first person to score, and she knocked the shit out of some chick. Wow. Just like fucking America. Here's the thing.

I'm not like super patriotic. Mm-hmm. But then I watch that, and I'm like, fucking yes, America. Yes, it's... Wow. Just fucking eagle cry. Let's go.

Okay. But I also like to root for other countries. You know, the smaller countries I like a lot. I also love that America is so America that we lie about everything. And so we're saying that we have the most medals because we have the most medals. But we're not saying that we have the most gold. So, like, I guess normally it's just like who has the most gold. That should be what it is.

Who's the best is the most golds. But for some reason we're like we're the best because we have the most – because we have like a zillion bronze and silver. For sure. But I think like China has the most golds. Probably. But here's the thing. At the end, we'll have the most. And if we don't, we'll make it up.

We'll say we did. Yeah. Great. Anyways. But I do like to – I like to root for the underdogs. Me too. I like to root for our neighbors. I like to root for Canada.

I like to root for Mexico. Okay. I like to root for the UK. Mm-hmm. Scotland, Ireland. So everyone. Here's what I don't understand. Guys.

Mm-hmm. The UK is England. We've talked about this. I know. is England. We've talked about this. I know. England, Scotland, Wales,

Northern Ireland. Am I forgetting any? There's four. It's only four. Okay. That's the UK. But then in the Olympics, Scotland is its own thing.

What the fuck's happening? Are you guys a country or are you not a country? Figure it out. Brexit. I don't know what that means, but I think that's something that has to do? Figure it out. Brexit. I don't know what that means, but I think that's something that has to do with any of that. Interesting. Frustrates me.

I see that. You'd be like, California won bronze today. What? We would probably win the most, though. California. I don't know. California. I don't think so.

Any hoot. You want to start the show? We should, yeah. don't think so. Any hoot. You want to start the show? We should. Yeah, we should do that. Go for it. Bros and hoes. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent.

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I did. I'm so sad. Are you? Yeah, Matt didn't come in. I'm so glad. How could we not convince her to get Matt in there? You know, it's sometimes, it's just best to leave your past in the past, you know? I know, but I think he's the most handsome person on the show.

I don't. Really? He was very feminine to me. Short king. Didn't like him. Oh! You know who I'm obsessed with? Grant.

Yeah. I know. Grant is so freaking hot. Like, Grant is like one of the hottest guys that's been on this show. You have a type. He's just so tall and has pretty eyes and he's just so tall and he's just so sweet i just i'm a grant fan he's quiet i like a quieter guy you know i'm gonna say this i'll probably have to cut it but you were born in the wrong famous family you should have been a

kardashian well you know i do have the ass for it yeah not really but and you and you like basketball players true you like you like guys that might knock over the the uh long jump pole i think i'd fit in with the kardashians kendall and i can ride horses together it'll be great yeah absolutely yeah let me let her in i think she'll hold hold on a second. What's going on over here? What's happening? The dog's trying to get into the room. Well, why can't she come in? She can, but then she's going to be needy.

She is being needy. She is. The dynamic of our family is I am the pushover in what she – because I can't suffer fools, Brandy. I don't know if you know that about me. But when she starts annoying me, I'm like fine you can have what you want just leave me the leave me alone whereas sarah will fight the good fight so this is what happens every single morning once the sun comes up she will wake up and then she'll start dancing around the bed really and then i can't go back to sleep and sarah she will wake up but she will

pretend she will fight the good fight pretend to be asleep yeah and i can't do that so once she gets me up and this dog this dog is a fucking terrorist all right so we have these curtains they're not really like blackout yeah can you get some blackout so she doesn't know when the sun comes up well you can kind of see through it but they're not curtains they're like blackout. Yeah. Can you get some blackout so she doesn't know when the sun comes up? Well, you can kind of see through it, but they're not curtains. They're like things that you roll down. Okay. You know, they're like, it's not a fabric. It's like a material.

It's hard material. Yeah, like a Roman shade. Yeah. And so what she does is she whacks her little chode tail into it. So I think that she wants food. into it. She's like, I'm like, ah! So I think that she wants food. And I can't right now. Any hoot.

Got it. All right, so we were talking about how Brandy wants to date a guy with a big dick. All right. Doesn't everyone? No, some people have small vaginas. No, I think everybody wants a big dick. Thank you very much, I think everybody wants a big dick.

Thank you very much. I think that there's a threshold. I mean, what do you want to be? I don't know. Listen, there's a reason why this guy is going crazy on TikTok, going viral. It's because the ladies love what they're seeing. Well, I'll tell you what. He's going to go viral for another reason.

He keeps this up. Talking venereal disease, Brandy. That's why. All right, so we open up the rose ceremony, right? Mm-hmm. Dylan says something to the effect of, I think this will be the first cocktail party with no drama. Mm, classic.

Come on. He knows better than that. What? That's like saying Beetlejuice three times, you know? Of course he's going to come up. Lo and behold, who's here? A short king from Jen's past, Matt, is here. And here's what I found very interesting.

Jen's never had anyone tell her that they love her. Yeah, that is interesting. Especially because how hard we were on Sam last week for being a love virgin. So you're telling me you're also a love virgin, Jen? Yeah. Hmm. Interess Yeah. Hmm. Hmm. Interessante.

Very. I gotta say. Matt, for some reason, is in a full tuxedo. Yeah. It's like he came prepared or something. I think he came from that wedding he was going to. Oh, maybe. I think he was in the wedding, and that's what he had, and he's like, listen, this isn't

perfect. But you know what? It makes me like him more. What? He's like, listen, I'm coming in hot, brothers and sisters. I could be going to a gala. I could be in a wedding. Or I could be in a rose ceremony.

You'll never know. Okay. And for some reason, everyone's arriving in like an uber excel on this episode it's like a black van don't love that can we get an suv we're in auckland i know they have suvs there do you know i don't i've never been there actually that's what i thought anyways devin very very because jen comes in, hey, listen, someone from my past is here. Now, in the guy's defense, she's only ever talked shit about the guys from her past. True.

You know? But this is the one guy that she pretended that wasn't bad, I guess. Or, you know, said wasn't bad. Devin is so angry. And he says, if he stays, I'm leaving. I think that's fair. Oh, really? I do.

The first sign of adversity, you're going to leave? I wouldn't call it adversity. That's exactly what it is. No, it's just not really what you sign up for when you go on the show. You don't sign up for random guys trying to date the girl that you're trying to date? Not their exes, no. Not people they have history with, no. I don't know.

I don't like it. I mean, it happened with Caitlin Bristow and Nick Viall. I didn't like that either. If I'm being honest, I didn't watch back then. But it's happened before. There is precedent. Yeah, it just always gives me the ick. I know, but Devin's just a little,

he's a little too much of a firecracker sometimes. I want to be like, Dev, chill, dude. I kind of like it. There's nothing this guy can do he's like donald trump he could murder someone in the middle of time square and nothing would happen to him for you all right i i am an everyone's on an equal playing field okay i love devon last week this week not so much. Okay. I mean, listen. You know who I love more? Grant's dick. Just Grant. He's so cute. And there's been no drama. He just seems like a sweetie and there for the right reasons, dare I say.

He can ride a horse. We love all these things. So Matt, who's dressed for a... His own funeral. Yeah. He's dressed for a his own funeral. Matt, who's going to the Met Gala, comes in and and I wouldn't call men's warehouse the Met Gala. OK, let's not get crazy here.

Wearing coat and tails. OK, he comes in and everyone's an asshole to him. he comes in and everyone's an asshole to him i also like to remind all you dick faces out there that these guys have known each other for about nine days all right so like this like band of brothers camaraderie is a little bullshit all right this guy's just a week late you know yeah they all actually hate each other for sure yeah but they hate matt more even though they've never met our short king nothing like having a common enemy to really unite everyone you know that is very true actually i know uh so matt comes in he says hey listen guys i'm not coming so like, okay, that's no fun. And then, of course, Sam says some dick thing where I'm like, just shut up for once in your life. You know?

He's got to have some like kick rocks, but I don't know what he says, but I'm like. I can't remember which rose ceremony it was, but I was so mad when he got the first rose. Yeah. She's digmatized, much like you're digmatized from Grant. Well. It is what it is. It is what it is. So anyways, our short king Matt leaves.

I'm just hoping that Matt comes to paradise, all right? No. He seemed like a lovely gentleman. We don't want lovely gentlemen in paradise. What, are you a producer now? Yeah. All right. We want lovely gentlemen in paradise. What are you, a producer now? Yeah. We want drama. All right, so all of this drama has made it so that Jen has to cancel the cocktail party.

My favorite thing about the whole thing is that Thomas did not get a rose, and I loved it. You loved it? I'm irrationally annoyed by Thomas. I don't know why. I'm sure he's a lovely human being, but he just is always in shit with people and i'm like chill out bro he has a big mouth i don't love that like literally or figuratively figuratively yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like shut up yeah just mind your own business but more like grant okay i'll stop i know then thomas gets kicked out and the first person he hugs is Sam.

And I'm like, you guys. Yeah. And then in Sam's mind, he's like, see ya, sucker. Like, he doesn't give a fuck. No, he's like, good, get out of here. Yeah, he's like, well, another one bites the dust. Great. Great for me.

The next day, Jonathan gets the date card. And it's another Heights date. I don't understand. Are we trying to traumatize this woman? We know she doesn't like Heights. Well And it's another heights date. I don't understand. Are we trying to traumatize this woman? We know she doesn't like heights. Well, it's weird. She seemed okay with the helicopter. I know.

Like, what's that about? And Jonathan was like freaking out over it. Also, have you ever been in a helicopter? Yeah, I don't love it. You don't? No, and they're very scary. Oh, I've never been scared in a helicopter. Oh, God, I'm terrified.

I think they're safer. Mm-mm. Kobe Bryant? I was going gonna say kobe wouldn't agree with that statement too soon maybe i don't know it seems like jonathan's in the friend zone it does doesn't it do you know what jonathan reminds me of tell me me yeah it seems like she just has a good time with him and there's no like chemistry but like it's a good vibe and we're to keep him around you know yeah i get that he's cute like he's cute and you know he's fine and yeah i'm sure he's good in interview like i'm watching this being like i think that i was the jonathan our producers were like hey jojo let's keep him around he's nice yeah he's funny. Yeah.

You know, people are going to be upset if you get rid of them. So his whole thing is like we're too much of like a goofy friend vibe and whatever. And he wants to get deeper. Let me tell you something. To all the women out there and to all the men out there, you don't want to get deeper. OK. and to all the men out there. You don't want to get deeper. Okay? If you want to have a fulfilled, fun, loving marriage, you find the fucking person you're goofy with all the time. All right?

There is nothing worse than when you're in a relationship with someone that's always so serious and you're getting deep all the time. No. You want a marriage that's just nothing but bits. You know? Oh, really? That's it, huh? I think oh really that's it i think so

that's the secret to sarah and i success all right i mean yeah we'll get we'll do sexy times oh you know no no like talks about your feelings ever yeah we do that too okay but i do think that it's much more important for us to be having fun and poking fun and joking around and stuff than to be like so tell me about your deepest darkest fears yeah how do you feel about that i don't like talking about my feelings so nothing drives me away faster than someone that wants to talk about their feelings all the time yeah don't love that like can we just lighten it up yeah yeah so we find out more about jonathan's ex who apparently is a drunk and she was drinking a lot at the end there is what he says and then accused him of being controlling which i found to be something that you shouldn't tell anybody ever even if they

are a drunk, because you only get one side of it. It's a little red flaggy to me. Yeah. But Jen doesn't see it that way. No, she doesn't. You know, she tends to not see some of these red flags. I think that she might be colorblind.

Possible. She's got the vision of a dog, I think. Oh, yeah. It's like black and white. Blue and yellow. Yes. There are no green and red flags for this woman. None. Because i would have been like wait she accused you of being controlling like but okay she might have been a drunk but like

were you controlling yeah this is probably a little truth to it yeah of course and i'm waiting for her to tweet out you know that's not what happened i wasn't a drunk i was a 22 year old person living my life. And he was waiting for that. Much the same was like, didn't Sam's ex be like, I didn't cheat on him. Didn't that tweet come out? Yeah. Anyways, they make out in the rain.

Do you think it really rained? Or do you think they just sprayed them with a hose? Probably rained. You think so? I think so. It was cool. It was like a little rom-com-y, I suppose. I liked that.

Cute. I feel like I'm doing all of this. Is there anything you want to say? I mean, I'm chiming in. I don't really take notes like you, so I'm going to jump around too much. I need you to give us point to point here. All right. So then we go on. When can we talk about Grant and his date?

I'm going to let you do that entire one because I wrote one line for Grant's thing. Because I was so bored with it. Oh, come on. Wait, when do we talk about the sheep date? Yeah, that's where we're going. Sheep date right now. I've said it before but it's gone to an extreme. Okay, the fake horse

noises have to cease. And an extreme okay the fake horse noises have to cease and this time they used fake horse noises for sheep galloping hooves sheep don't make that noise sheep don't do that there's no how do you do you have sheep i don't but i've been around sheep and their hooves don't sound like that on the grass okay that's not that's not what it sounds like why don't you have a sheep you know i would like to get a actually. I love the idea of like making my own cashmere sweaters, you know, just being a sustainable farmer here in Tennessee. I will say this though. If we do come across a apocalypse, I might come to your place. Yeah. Come on over. It's pretty cool. Yeah. You bring your guns and you know, I got the rest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll protect us.

So we have a sheep date. We meet Richard and Diane, who are lovely New Zealanders. These Kiwi fucks, I love them. Richard seems like the most lovable farmer ever. Yeah. I want to be friends with Dick. They make him shovel shit. I loved that more than anything.

Okay, but here's what I was thinking. I don't think that was shit. I think that was just mud. I think there was some shit in the mud. It was shitty mud? It was shitty mud, and tell you what, if that had been my, if I was Jen, I would have cut people left and fucking right after that date. The amount of men that were afraid to get a little dirty

was disgusting and appalling to me. It's never good when guys are like, my shoes yeah i don't need my shoes are you fucking for real yeah no biggest turnoff that's not manly at all not at all also abc can reimburse you for your sketchers my guy relax yeah they make them drink some milk that was disgusting but there's like there's like blue milk what do we milk in here was disgusting. But there's like blue milk? What do we milk in here? I don't know. There was like orange milk.

Sheep's milk, yeah. But is sheep's milk blue? Never had it. Couldn't tell you. Have I ever had sheep's milk? I've had goat's milk. I've had cheese from sheep, I think. Sheep's cheese. Have you?

I think so. You've had goat cheese. Definitely. I love goat cheese. One of my favorite foods. Is it? Yes? I think so. You've had goat cheese. Definitely. I love goat cheese. One of my favorite foods. Is it? Yes, I love it. I can see you being a big What is it with the curds

in it? Cottage cheese. Cottage cheese. I love cottage cheese. You know how much protein is in cottage cheese? I knew it. It's a great snack. I was like, if I know Brandy at all, she's a big cottage cheese girly. Love it. You know it's really good, actually. Do you ever make eggs with cottage cheese? No, but I bet it's

very, very... Chef's kiss. This is a weird thing that my sister got me on too. Nacho Doritos, you know? Yep. In cottage cheese. Ooh, yum. Fire. That sounds fire. It leaves a little bit of dust in the cottage cheese. Ooh, yum. Fire. That sounds fire. It leaves a little bit of dust in the cottage cheese,

so it's never going to look the same. But, boy, oh, boy. Sounds good. Devin, once again, is doing Devin stuff. Which is not farming. Which is not what? It's not. He won Best Farmer, and he wasn't doing anything.

I know. He was just pulling her aside. No, I know. Why did those farmers give him best farmer? Did the producers make them do that just to stir the pot? Richard and Diane, you're nothing if not your word. Yeah, I know. Your integrity.

Yeah. I was appalled that they were so easily manipulated by the producers. To allow Devin to be the winner of what? producers same to allow devin to be the winner of what the best farmer or the best guy who pulled her aside and was like doing canoodling with her and it was all the guys are angry if i'm one of these guys i'm like i don't care whatever you know annoying the fact that they still like bitch and moan about it it's like what game are you guys playing? Because we're all playing checkers, and Devin's playing chess over here. That's true. There's a guy named Austin who has a mullet, and he hasn't gotten a one-on-one date, and he's very concerned that he hasn't gotten a one-on-one date, and yada, yada, yada.

I don't know if i care austin maybe it's the mullet but then austin pulls the old reverse uno card i don't like it i loved it i hated it pussy move why because he got the last rose he knew he was the weak link and his ego just couldn't take jen sending him home next he had to go out on his own either Either could Jen's ego, though. But Jen's the bachelorette. She's allowed. Yes, but it's also his love story. Eh.

It is. It's a two-way street. I know. I didn't like it. It didn't sit right with me. So Austin pulls the reverse uno, and he says, Hey, listen, I know you don't like me. Let's stop playing games.

I'm going to bail. And this devastates our young Jen. She feels inadequate. What did I write? I feel like you're reading a childhood book to a room full of kids. Yeah. Kind of drunk. You were a room full of kids.

Yeah. Like kind of drunk. So this is what he did, though. He he kind of took her power and I kind of loved it. No, I feel like you would have never loved this before. Because normally when this happens, the girls like you're right. I know we're not as far along as other people. I agree with you.

And it's fine. There's a little bit of like, I think that she is immature because she knew it. He knew it. Everyone knew it. Producers knew it. Producers were like, yeah, okay, you can do it. Because if there was a chance, then they would have been like, no, don't leave yet. We have more story for you. then they would be like no don't don't leave yet you know we have more story for you and the second that he left it's like that thing of you take your dog's ball that they're not playing with

and you go put it away and then that's a dog that's the thing that they want there's a little bit of that with jen yeah it's like wait hold on wait that's my toy i want to play with that now but you didn't care about it two seconds ago. Doesn't matter. This was mine. Yeah. That was the vibe I got. A little bit. But Jen opens up to everyone about not feeling enough. And then is like, I can't give out a rose. Which is a good move, I suppose.

I don't know. Yeah. I think it was the mullet, though. I don't know. He was a cute guy. I agree. I just don't think he was putting in much effort. At least not that we got to see.

Everybody else is really making an effort, and he's just kind of waiting behind the scenes, just waiting to be picked and shit. I don't know. Jenna said over and over, I'm looking for somebody that makes moments and has intention, and he's not shown that. Yeah, but he also doesn't have the opportunity.

You got to make your own opportunities in this world, Wells. I get it. You like Devin. You sit on the sidelines. Ain't nothing happening for you. Here's my question to you. Make your own opportunities. All right.

This isn't like a self-help podcast, okay? Here's my question. I beg to differ. Here's my question. Do you like that haircut? Haircuts can be changed, okay? Yeah. A little feminine touch on somebody can do wonders.

Let me tell you. I know, but that's a very popular haircut these days. It's fine. Okay. It's temporary. No one has a mullet forever. Not even my dad. It wasn't even a mullet, though.

It's kind of like a long mohawk. Yeah. It's a mohawk mullet. Finally, the moment that Brandy's been waiting for. And I'm going to give you the floor here and let you tell the entire part of it. Because I really didn't make any notes. But Grant gets a one-on-one. Except that he's my favorite.

Yeah? So you got nothing on it? He's my favorite. He just seems like a sweetheart. He's so hot. It's just so hard for me because I'm like, have you guys had any interaction at all? Or have we just not seen it? Because so far it seems like there's been no interaction.

And I know sometimes, I mean, you tell me you're the pro. But I feel like sometimes the lead saves some of the better dates down the road for the people they really like. Some of the people at the top of their list, right? Am I wrong? I think it's more of screen time availability people get a lot of screen time so you think that they're a bigger part of the love story because they crash and burn in the middle or whatever so like it's an inevitability that someone who makes it longer is going to get more screen time later because they're on the show longer right got it they've been having meaningful

conversation but like the devon and sam has been eating up screen time so we're not seeing it this is true this is true i've been team grant since day one we know so all i'm saying is it's about damn time we saw some of grant on the television grant tells jen you don't have to be perfect with me so sweet but he's using the date from before where Austin leaves and finds out her, like, feelings of inadequacy. Yeah, but that's fair because it would be weird if the guys told him that happened and then he saw her the next day and acted like nothing, like he didn't know. I can't stand when people act like they don't know shit they do know about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it would have been weird to me if he hadn't acknowledged that. I agree. And it was sweet of him to ask. He cares about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it would have been weird to me if he hadn't acknowledged that. I agree.

And it was sweet of him to ask. He cares about her feelings, Wells. They have a cute date in the rain. It's very rainy in New Zealand, apparently, this time of the year. Yeah. And then Grant does something that I find very interesting. What's that? He tells the guys that he's falling in love with her.

Mm-hmm. Why wouldn't you tell her first? That's a good question. I think he regretted doing it so i'll give him that okay very interesting to be like i'm gonna tell the other 11 guys how many guys left 10 guys that this is how i feel before i tell her so then they can sabotage him right or they can be like oh my god grant's gonna do this i need to do this before he does or whatever i mean i don't think it was a good idea but hear me out in the real world in the real world right like yeah that's kind of normal you would tell the your

friends aka the people that are around you all the time which is who's around him right now like you kind of tell your friends those things before you tell the person so maybe but in my life my friends aren't also trying to fuck my girlfriend i know but like he's never done this before right the guy's probably never been on tv before and so like maybe it was just like a word vomit thing where it just like hit him and he said it and to people that and they were there and then it's like you said it was kind of like an oh shit i kind of wish i hadn't done that i don't disagree with you and i i don't think he came from a bad place. I just think of like all the things that this guy's done right, this was the one thing he did wrong.

Yeah. But he seems like a lovely guy and I actually really like him. And I'm not sure if he ends up with her. But if he doesn't, I hope he's in paradise because I'm going to be like, here's Brandy's number. He's too young for me, I'm sure. Who gives a shit? Me. Guys date younger women all the time.

I'm not dating a younger man. They're boys. You don't have to date them. You just need to... No. No. Brown chicken, brown cow. No, no, we're done with that.

Brandy. With the young ones. Brandy. We're done with the young ones, Wells. Are we? Yes. Even for like a one night stand after a sweaty DJ set? Nope.

It's not happening. If you're under 35, it's just nope. Ugh. Nope. Now you're dealing. Maybe 32. 32. Let's go with 27.

No, 32. Okay. Jen cancels another cocktail party. She is just the cocktail party canceler at this point. She's canceled three in a row. Every time something goes bad, Devin's like, I need a drink. I don't know if you've noticed that, but I started to notice that. Yeah, it's a red flag.

Are you an alcoholic, my guy? It's funny because it's now like his thing. But it's also like, Dev. You good? You good, bro? Like the littlest inconvenience. I know. The toy they were rolling

is not cascading over. It's under. I need a drink. The thermostat is at 68. I need it at 69. I need a drink. There's no more wine. I need a drink.

And that's about it. That's the episode. The episode's over. I need a drink. Then there's another wine. I need a drink. And that's about it. That's the episode. The episode's over. I need a drink. And then there's another rose ceremony, but yeah. What's there? Yeah, and... Who goes home?

Only one person. Oh, yeah. I don't even remember their name. I don't either. I'm sorry. So you thought that was a good episode? Yeah, I thought it was good. It was long, but I thought it was a good episode.

I want there to be a world in which she picks nobody. And the reason why she doesn't is because she realizes that Matt is the man for her. And she goes after him. No. And then we fly to Tampa. No. He looks like a guy from Tampa. Exactly.

Nobody needs to see Tampa. They're cute together. No, they're not. You know who's cute together? Grant. Jen and Grant. She's so tiny. He's so tall.

It's just so cute. I don't know. She might not be able to walk straight after that. She needs a small king. No. Yes. Someone who's attentive to her needs. No.

Well, he clearly wasn't, and that's why he got kicked to the curb. I know. There is a little bit of like, dude, why'd you get rid of it if you had it, bud? Yep. I know. But they were young and dumb and whatever. If you didn't want me at my destiny's child, you ain't getting me at my Beyonce. Is that a saying?

That's a real thing. That's a saying. Loved it. Mm-hmm. All right. That's all I got for Bachelor. You got anything else? No, I think that's plenty.

We've been talking about it for 45 minutes. All right. You got some favorite things, bro? Not that many, to be honest. Great. Go for it. Give me whatever you got. What have I watched?

Did you watch The Decameron? The what? The Decameron. The show I told you about last week. No, clearly not. No. Clearly not. Didn't watch that. You know, I listened to some podcasts

on this last couple flights. Let's not do that. Nothing you're going to want to hear about. Also, I don't want to promote anyone else's podcast. Exactly, which I know. So I just won't even go there. Alright, just tell me who it was. I want to know. Now I do want to know. I feel like,

oh, I listened to Jake Gyllenhaal on Dax Shepard's podcast. Jake Gyllenhaal just seems really lovely. I am concerned about how into clothing he is. He was very into fashion, and that concerns me just a bit. But outside of that, I felt like Jake Gyllenhaal was lovely. Why? Why is that weird to you? Oh, I don't know.

I don't need a guy that's into fashion. I need you to dress well, but I don't want you to be wearing designer labels. Am I into fashion? No, you're not into fashion. Okay. But am I fashionable? You're not like the row, this, Gucci, that. Like that's not you.

You know, that's the difference there is like he knew what Isabel Marant was. And I'm like. I don't know what that is. Thank you. Yes. Anyway, but I love Jake Gyllenhaal. It was lovely to hear more about like his background and like obviously his family's in film and just how he grew up and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Super cute. And then also I think it was another older episode, but I listened to the love guy. Dr. Phil. No. The love guy. Yeah, the love guy. Jay Shetty. Oh, yeah.

Do you know much about Jay Shetty? He was the one who married vanessa and cole so i met him at a wedding that's cool i don't really know a whole lot about him i've never listened to him talk never read his book like i just i know he's the love guy that's all i knew i loved this episode i really loved it it made me want to go buy his book yeah he's way too handsome oh is he i don't know what he looks like oh you don't he's like i think he's way too handsome. Oh, is he? I don't know what he looks like. Oh, you don't? Mm-mm.

I think he's like of Indian descent, but he has like blue eyes. Oh. Like, look him up. Look him up. He's- He's British? Yeah, yeah, he's British, but he's like of Indian descent, I think. But when I met him, I was like, you're the love guy. You're way too-

Of course you're the love guy. You're so handsome. Mm-hmm. You know? I need an ugly guy giving me love advice. You know, an ugly guy who's married to a beautiful person.

I guess so. Or does it say something that a good looking guy can also have depth and be emotionally aware? No, I know. He's very, he's lovely.

And his wife is great too. I had her on my other podcast, my cooking podcast. She had a couple of them. Oh, cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, so I did that.

I listened to that how are you feeling about game of thrones feeling great how are you feeling i'm bummed that there's only one episode left i know but i'm feeling great that we have more dragon riders yeah yeah yeah the one guy who's like daughter died of dysentery or whatever it was sad he had to like do so much to get on top of whatever that one dragon was. And the other guy didn't do shit. The other guy was a coward, fell down the rocks and then killed another dragon egg.

And the dragon was like, you want to go for a ride? It was like a little weird. That was too easy. Yeah. I didn't like, I didn't like that. Are we setting us up to be like,

we don't care if he dies. Cause he's, he's a little bitch. Yeah, I think so. That's, that was my thought. But I did. I really liked in we setting us up to be like, we don't care if he dies because he's a little bitch? Yeah. I think so. That was my thought. But I did. I really liked in the last episode before that how the other the one dragon picks the guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Loved that. Super cute. I like that, too. Yeah. And we need some diversity upon these fucking dragons, you know? True. Yeah.

It's a little too Aryan nation on these fucking dragons. All right? And I like the bastard son angle, you know? Just mega Jon Snow vibes. I told you, remember in the beginning of this show? Yeah, yeah. I was like, this show loves a bastard. You're right.

It does. You're right. I am continuing to watch Too Hot to Handle, which... Is it great? I love that show. You've never seen it, have you? I mean, I watched it when it first came out. Hmm.

I just love it. We started watching a show that I think you might like. It's a period piece, and the cast is crazy. Wait, didn't you already talk about this? I don't know. What's it called? Those About to Die? Maybe not. The series explores another side of Rome,

the dirty business of entertaining the masses, giving the mob what they want most, blood and sports. Those About to Die, and then Ride or Die on Peacock. The cast is crazy. It's Anthony Hopkins plays the emperor, I i guess or caesar however you want it whatever he's called okay iwin raython who he was in game of thrones he was the guy who like

tortured what's his name he was ramsay uh ramsay bolton oh and the opposite is like caesar and they just built the coliseum but they've already got like the chariot races amphitheater. But now they're building the Colosseum. So right now, like everyone's like all about the chariot races, right? And 10X is the Ramsey Bolton character. That's his name. And he's like kind of like the main betting guy. He's like taking all the bets for the races.

And he's got like one of his riders is like the best. He's like LeB the bets for the races. And he's got like one of his riders is like the best. He's like LeBron James of horse riding. He's the Brandy Cyrus of horse riding. He's like back backwards deals and everything. And like they're cooking books and whatnot. Anthony Hopkins has two sons, ones who's like a general who's going to like get the throne. And then he's got another son who's like a politician who like wants the throne,

but like is the second born but like is much smarter but like also kind of the evil. They're like finishing up the Coliseum where they're gonna switch over from just fun horse races where actually a lot of people die to like we're gonna have fucking lions murder a bunch of people the slaves and all this stuff.

Yikes. Anyways you remember the movie Gladiator with Russell Crowe? Of course. Are you not entertained? I didn't know men could build such things. It's like that. It's like that. It's good, though.

It does sound good. Yeah. I think you'd like it. I do, too. There's a lot of horse stuff, which you may or may not like. You know? Probably not. The way you're talking. They they poison horses in the beginning.

Why would they do that? You've got to watch the show. No, I don't like that. But it's not real. No. It's not real, though. I don't like it. Do you not like it when the dragons die in Game of Thrones?

I fucking hate it. I know. I have to be like, my wife. When Maze Least died, I was not okay. Sarah's like, gets so upset. And I'm like, you know these aren't real things, right? No, I don't know that. They're not. But they could be. But they might as well be. Sarah gets so upset. I'm like, you know these aren't real things, right? No, I don't know that. They're not. But they could be.

But they might as well be. But they're not. I just don't like it. How did you feel when the dog died in I Am Legend, huh? I hated it, but dogs are real. Yeah, it's terrible. Dogs are a real thing. German shepherds are a real thing. So are horses! That's true

That's why you might not like this one Noted I started watching another show With one of my faves Natalie Portman On Apple? I've been wanting to start this Lady and the Lake It's a slow start I will say that

It looks like it could be a hit or miss I only watched the first episode So I think it was a lot of character building. I will say that Natalie Portman's very, very good in it. She's amazing. For sure. In 1960s Baltimore, an aspiring reporter pursues the murder of a young, forgotten woman, Lady in the Lake. It starts out with a jewish family the daughter gets kidnapped in baltimore and everyone like in the jewish community is like looking for her

including natalie portman and like no one like in her family really gives a shit about the baby about the kid you know and for some reason she's like super into it and she's like really not super happy with like her family life and you can tell that she's got a checkered and for some reason she's like super into it and she's like really not super happy with like her family life and you can tell that she's got a checkered past for some reason but not really sure so there's it's kind of two factions it's like it's african americans in baltimore and like their plight and then the jewish community and their plight and how those two i think coalesce coincide in this story i'm so early on it that i'm not really sure where it goes but it looks like natalie portman in her past has had dealings with other people from the african-american community in her past but natalie portman not to

ruin the show but like in the episode at the end she's the one who finds a little girl who gets stolen or gets kidnapped okay and you're like wow that was kind of easy that you were able to find her why were you able to find her so quickly do you know something that we don't know i think it's going to be one of those not an easy watch but a very fulfilling one kind of similar to presumed innocent where you're like I loved that show. I know. Presumed Innocent was good. It was one of the better shows I've seen this year. Agree.

But I had to get into it. I was hooked from day one. You were? Mm-hmm. He's like Jake Gyllenhaal, but it's not his style. It's not that I don't like his style. I think he's too into his style. Oh.

Do you have anything else? No. Do you have any musics? Do you have your song? Oh, well, it comes out on Friday. Oh. So, but I could, we could play a little clip for the people. Or do we wait until it's out?

I think you wait until you can actually, they can go immediately and listen to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, next week. So, I played Monrovia a while ago for you guys. I was kind of obsessed with it, With this guy. And then I've also played Josiah and the Bonnevilles. I've played him a lot on this show. They played at Lala. They did?

They did. Or he did? Yeah. Did you go see the show? No. So, Josiah and the Bonnevilles, which is just one guy, he wrote this song and then he has Monrovia singing the first couple verses and I am obsessed with this song and then he has monrovia singing like the first like couple verses and i am obsessed with this song it's so good into that you want to hear it yeah i do all right so this is

just uh just one break so you're talking about giving up Resign. Packing up that old truck and driving. It's taken a hell of a lot. Surviving. Crash yourself on the rocks. Deciding. You're walking through your darkest hour Running out of power Right before the dawn Looking for a ray of light In the midnight sky Time keeps on moving on Maybe you could roll that dice One more time

See if the numbers show Cause all it takes Is just one break And you were alright all along I know that it's hard to fall you would climb And hearing that thunder call

Before the lightning You're walking through your darkest hour Running out of power Right before the dawn Looking for a ray of light In the midnight sky Time keeps on moving on. Maybe you could roll that dice one more time.

See if the number's strong. Cause all it takes is just one break. And you were I love it. I know. I mean, I like him. Yeah, so we played him. I found him on TikTok a long time ago. Yeah. He was the guy that he didn't get a ticket to Los Angeles on American Idol.

Oh. And he covered a Justin Bieber song, and I was like, this guy's amazing. And then I called my buddies at Lightning, and I was like, because he lives in Nashville, I was like, play this fucking kid. He lives in Nashville? Yeah.

And now his story's crazy. He was working at a fulfillment center for Amazon and waiting tables and bartending, and then finally got a break and you know who we opened up for all of last year who freaking Noah Kahn oh I mean that makes sense yeah anyways um you got anything you got anything coming up what's going going on? Oh, boy, oh, boy. Do I? Tell me about it. Coming out to LA this week. Oh, nice.

I'll be here. It's been a minute, so, you know, I can't wait. Come on. And then I... Did I tell the YFTers that I have a song coming out last week or no? Yeah, we did. We did. Okay, yeah.

So I have my very first official remix coming out officially next week so i'm doing an event with spotify next week in la to kind of celebrate that um which will be super cool i don't think it's open to the public otherwise i would give you guys the deets and then this weekend i'm playing in vegas at encore beach club it's morgan wallen weekend morgan wallen will be playing Thursday and Friday night. Don't give him any chairs. Don't give him any chairs. I'm headlining the pool club during the day and between his shows. So all the

Morgan Wallen girlies, please come dance with me at the pool. And that's going to be fun. And then the next weekend, I'll be in Denver. I have not been back to Denver in so long. I love it so much. I'm playing at Temple Nightclub in Denver on the 16th.

16th. Friday the 16th. That's what I got going on. Very nice. Maybe we'll do an ep while I'm in town? Please, let's do that. I would love. Do we have the link to buy tickets to our show in Nashville yet?

We might by Wednesday. I'll ask Brandon right now. If we do have the link, it tickets to our show in Nashville yet? We might by Wednesday. I'll ask Brandon right now. If we do have the link, it'll be in the show description. It will come soon. I promise. We'll also put it on our Instagram and stuff. Alright, YFTers, we love you. Love you guys.

We'll see you next week. See you then. Okay, bye. Okay, bye. Bye. promise not to take it up soon you'll be on your way on a better day saying look out for maybe we could roll that dice one more time to see if the number's strong all it takes is just one break and you will be all right obsessed so good right All right, oh no. Obsessed. So good, right? This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.