Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Order a quesadilla and go to bed
Episode Date: March 20, 2024If you’ve been wondering how to do Vegas right, Brandi’s going to tell you. Wells is a little drunk because it’s St. Patty’s Day, and we kick off the show with the question everyone’s asking...: Where is Kate Middleton?! We think she’s had some plastic surgery and that one day Harry is going to be King. We then re-visit a past convo about what penises do in the bath before diving into Wells’ TikTok content of the week. Brandi leads a Love is Blind reunion recap before diving into religion and her prayer ritual to keep all her animals safe. Speaking of animals, we get a YFT exclusive: a 6th donkey has been acquired, rounding out Brandi’s number of farm animals to one too many!!  Favorite things mentioned: Full Swing The Regime Ricky Stanicky Masters of the Air Memphis Belle Highway Queen by Mt. Joy  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!  Nutrafol: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at Nutrafol.com/quiz when you enter the promo code YFT Beis: BÉIS is offering our listeners 15% off your first purchase by visiting BEISTRAVEL.com/YFT Article: Go to article.com/yft for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more  Boll & Branch: Get 15% off your first order when you use promo code FAVORITE at bollandbranch.com   Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!Â
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Because this is my studio. That's not fair.
Well, what do you think though? It looks great. Yeah. Yeah. Two screens, three lights. Yeah. And
then also this screen over here works too. Wow. Did you see my Instagram video where I showed
off my studio? I don't think I did. People liked it. It is nice. This is my little
cave now.
Minimal cords
for the most part. The cords
are doing pretty good.
What cords are you having a problem with?
It's looking a little messy from the side.
The underling? The undercarriage.
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messy.
We're doing the best we can right now. It's not bad. It's just a little messy. Hey, listen. We're doing the best we can right now, okay?
Uh-huh.
It's not bad.
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, there's just a lot of things happening in here.
But we're doing it, and it's all for the YFTers out there.
It truly is.
Yeah.
Do you want a bell?
It's your only gig at this point.
I don't have anything to say to that.
Do you need a bell?
Nah. I'll have a bell? Nah.
I'll have the bell for you.
I figured.
But do you, I can give you, there's some scotch whiskey right there.
It is St. Paddy's Day.
I know.
It doesn't feel like it.
I guess it does for you because you've been celebrating it all day.
Yeah.
I was drinking earlier.
I went and played golf.
I had some tequila last night.
You did?
Which, you know, I gave up in 2023.
Yeah. Champagne girly, blah, blah, blah. I didn't know you gave up tequila last night. You did? Which, you know, I gave up in 2023. Yeah.
Champagne girly, blah, blah, blah.
I didn't know you gave up tequila.
I mean, it's not like I'm like, yeah, I could never have it again.
But like left tequila in 2023.
I've been drinking mostly champagne in 2024.
Really?
Everywhere I go, I'm like champagne, champagne, champagne.
Took all the tequila off my rider, replaced it with champagne.
And so far, i've been feeling so
much better interesting there's something about tequila that just gives me the worst hangover
and champagne doesn't for me i know some people get headaches from it but not me yeah and last
night i went to casa vega classic and you can't go to casa vega and not order one of their famous margaritas. For everyone wondering what Casa Vega is,
it is a shitty Mexican restaurant.
But it's so bomb.
It's a shitty Mexican restaurant in Studio City
that's like very famous.
In Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, they do a scene there.
Like it's in every movie and it is the worst Mexican food ever.
And every time you go in there, it seems like it should be a, like an old Italian place. It's like dark leather chairs, you know? Very
much. Yeah. But the margaritas are very good. So fucking good. Yeah. So you got a margarita
at Casa Vega? I did. Why didn't I get invited to Casa Vega? It was a girl's night. Okay. Yeah.
A girl's night. My mom even went. Can't believe she left the house.
I drank about three quarters of it and I was drunk.
They're strong.
Oh, they'll get you.
They'll get you.
So I can't drink today because obviously I have to drink tomorrow in Vegas.
Oh, so you're going to Vegas tomorrow?
Yeah.
And where are you playing?
The Wynn, baby.
The Wynn.
Is that where I play that day?
Yeah.
How dare I?
My home away from home.
The wind's good.
It's the best.
Have you ever done like a bad Vegas residency or like played-
Show, a bad Vegas show?
Have you done like Circus Circus?
No, I have not.
Circus Circus is like a little haunted house looking at this point.
It looks sketch for sure.
Who's got the best darty?
The best darty.
Do you know what a darty is?
Yeah, day party.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think Encore Beach Club.
It does?
Yes.
And that's at the Wynn?
Yeah.
Okay.
Encore Beach Club.
Here's the thing.
The Wynn, it's like, it's Lux, baby, Lux, you know?
And like, I'm sorry, Mandalay Bay is not Lux.
And the Wynn, they have the great restaurants,
the great shopping, their roster, great talent,
like A-list talent.
Like they just do it right at the Wynn.
Do you gamble when you go there?
No.
I don't like to gamble.
I'm not making enough money to gamble at all quite yet.
Well, that's not a reason to not go gamble.
What do you mean?
There are plenty of poor motherfuckers that are gambling.
Well, I know.
And losing lots of money.
Yeah.
I know.
I'm not trying to be one of those.
Isn't it funny though? Like I feel like I'm pretty good with my money and I would never,
and I'll go, if everyone's going to gamble, I'll take, I'll take $500 out. It's a lot. I know.
And I'll, and I'll be like, I know I'm going to lose this in three hours. And then when I'm done
with that, I'm going to hit the fucking slots and and i'm gonna sit there and drink and just bring
bring that's all i'll do so the past couple times i've been in vegas someone's given me money to
gamble with okay i'm down to lose someone else's money yeah yeah sugar daddy yeah that'd be nice
yeah but it wasn't a lot of money it was like it's like here's a hundred dollars go gamble and
we did like penny slots lost it all both times yeah just don't know about it penny slots are fun i'd rather just go and like drink free liquor or champagne in my case and
have a nice dinner you drink champagne though yes it gives me headaches champagne in the club
it's the way to go i'm telling you is that a song should be it could be it should be
i love that like you are working Vegas.
So like I'm supportive and I will also recognize that like a lot of people love Vegas.
Yeah.
One of my least favorite places in the world is Vegas.
And you're not doing Vegas right.
There is a right and a wrong way to do Vegas.
There's probably a lot of wrong ways to do Vegas.
I feel like I've only ever done it wrong.
If you do it wrong, it's really bad.
Lay it out for me.
How do I do Vegas right?
Vegas right. Maximum of 48 hours in vegas okay if you stay any longer agree with that it turns to shit yes that's the biggest rule okay um another big one for me is like you pick one hotel and you
stay there okay you try to leave don't go anywhere that's when things go wrong yeah i'm telling you
getting around in ve Vegas is not easy.
It's not cheap.
It's not it.
Like, it's not it.
So you pick one place, the Wynn, obviously, and you stay there.
You make your dinner reservations well in advance because otherwise you're waiting three hours for a dinner.
Got it.
So make your reservations in advance.
Have a great dinner.
Yeah.
Do a little shopping.
The Wynn has all the shopping you could need.
Do a little shopping. Buy something nice all the shopping you could need to a little
shopping buy something nice for yourself you want to go down and gamble sure go gamble go see a nice
show yeah if if djing if djs aren't your thing they have other types of shows they have this
the awakening it's like theater show at the wind there's plenty of options to see a show
and then you leave and you have a nice time you party for like i think 24 hours is even
great party for one night you know and then go home i think that like party for like five hours
yeah and then yeah you get the fuck out of it go back to your room yeah maybe order a quesadilla
or quesadilla go to fucking bed get up get the fuck out of there i agree yeah vegas if you do it that way
it can be very fun brandy's in the studio today i am i'm a little drunk at st patty's day
i'm gonna be honest with you i love that for the wives here is honestly should we start the show
yep um is it me or you maybe me yeah yeah bros and hoes you're listening to a saint patrick's day episode of
your favorite thing podcast with wells and brandy wells and brandy is that that's not irish
no mcdonald's that was not it either that was that was that was that scottish
i don't think so mcdonald's. It's nowhere close. Wells and Brandy.
That's nowhere close.
I don't know what that is, but it's not anything.
You try.
I'm not good at accents.
But I know, just try.
Like I can't even like hear an Irish accent.
Gaelic.
No, and you're making it worse.
You're making it harder for me.
It's getting worse, isn't it?
Yeah.
No, I can't do it.
Irish.
If I was drunk, I would maybe try.
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There are some things I think we need to talk about before we talk about anything.
Okay.
And I think number one, and I really am annoyed that we didn't do this last week,
but we need to talk about Kate Middleton.
And just right off the bat, what are our thoughts?
Where is she?
Is she alive?
Is she dead?
I just got to say, the Royals are so sketchy.
So sketchy.
Like, why do they got to be so sketch?
Easy Snapchat of what Kate's doing.
Why are they putting out Photoshopped images?
I know.
If the Royals just asked my wife to Photoshop something,
no one would know.
I know.
You know?
That's what I'm saying.
Like, how do they not have the resources for this?
If you're going to lie.
You don't have one, like, influencer.
Yeah, like one Gen Z-er that can just get it going.
It's not even, it's not even it's not photoshop it's
called um what's it called when you clean up you like smooth out people's faces facetune
you're telling me you don't have a single royal that doesn't facetune shit yeah so they had that
first picture of kate and they were like all the sleuthers were like the mole wasn't there that's pippa
which that's so amazing if that's true and then she puts out a picture with the kids which looks
totally ai'd yep to the max and then you start seeing like one kid's missing a finger like
it's so bad bad and then someone goes and is, this is a picture from like an in-style shoot or something.
And they like get that picture and superimposed over that picture.
And you're like, yeah, that's the same picture.
And then there's another one where she's in a car.
There's like a brick wall behind it.
I don't know if you've seen this.
There's like a brick wall.
I have not seen this one.
Like through the window, you see a brick wall.
Uh-huh.
And then there is a brick wall through the window. You see a brick wall. And then there is a brick wall above the car.
Okay.
But the bricks are like not even close.
It's that one with the mole, the cars driving towards the camera.
And for some reason there's like a fourth, like a fifth wheel, you know, like that it
was obviously Photoshopped from something else.
It's so incredibly bad.
You know what they need?
What's that?
This is why the Kardashians are bad you know what they need what's that this is
why the kardashians are so good at what they do because there are it's sad to say but there are
uh royals and they've figured out because they've gotten caught so many times i know and they know
how to that's what they need they need kim they do over there doing some work they do that would
be their best shot not Not even a joke.
Can I just tell you what I think's happening?
Yes.
Girl got a facelift.
I was going to say plastic surgery.
Come on.
I don't know if it's a facelift or boobs or like whatever it is.
Boobs.
You're looking at like a 10 day, two week recovery.
Yeah.
For most surgeries, like most plastic surgeries.
Yeah.
And that's just, you know, like a minimum recovery of like when you can get back out there and do shit not when you want to be seen really but a facelift
i think is a little bit longer is it i think i mean i don't know but i would like a boob job i
think is like two weeks yeah but you can also like be out in public yeah with a boob lift you're just
like wearing you can wear a hoodie yeah but if you don't feel good knowing your photo taken i
could see a world where she's like hiding i'm just saying like i think a plastic
surgery or you know a lot of people are doing these like laser treatments now like the co2 laser
have you seen what people look like after a co2 laser no i don't know holy shit it's bad basically
like not to say it's bad like i'm sure it produces great results but you look fucking crazy for like
two weeks it basically burns your skin off okay and you look like a for like two weeks. It basically burns your skin off. Oh, okay.
And you look like a fucking burn victim for two weeks minimum.
Beauty's pain.
And then your skin starts to regrow or whatever it is.
And I mean,
maybe she did the CO2 laser.
There's,
there's some scenarios,
but it's also silly.
Like everyone's saying he cheated.
Is that,
that's the other thing is like,
and it was like her friend or something. Eh, eh, that's a stretch. I'm not he cheated. Is that? That's the other thing is like, and it was like her friend or something.
Eh.
Eh.
That's a stretch.
I'm not a royal.
Clearly.
Clearly.
But I feel like if you're a royal and you want to.
Fuck around.
I imagine there is like a whole slew of people.
They can just be like, okay, do you want a redhead?
Do you want a blonde?
We can get him.
We can get him in here.
Beep bop boop boop, bop.
And it's fine.
But like if you're William, that's who it is, right?
And you're so dumb to be like, I'm going to start a relationship with someone.
Come on, guy.
His fucking dad did it.
I know.
Come on.
And that's the thing.
It's like history repeating itself.
If that's what's happening.
But maybe she's dead.
No.
I don't think she's dead either nah i bet she got a little surgery or a little she got a facelift how old
is she though i don't think she's old enough for a facelift i don't know
hey middleton where are you is this a horror story princess middleton where are you? The world is starting to worry.
Did they die out of you?
Did something cruel happen to you?
Hey, what is going on?
Who made this?
I don't know.
Give us a sign that you're alive or do a lesson where you tell us you're okay.
You're okay, right?
Right?
Kate Middleton, where are you?
Explanations I'm not buying. Princess Middleton, where are you? Explanations I'm not buying.
Princess Middleton, where are you?
Someone is clearly lying.
True.
That's hilarious.
I hope for the best.
I hope she hasn't gotten completely Diana'd.
I don't think.
You know what's going to be really funny?
Is it like some crazy shit's going to happen.
William's not going to be president.
Harry's going to have to be president. Sorry king king yeah because charles is out right not
doing well his hands are ballooned up have you seen that he's got real fat man hands yeah and i
think that's what's gonna happen is that harry is going to be you do he is going i'm gonna prognosticate right here right now he is going to be the reluctant king
the reluctant king he didn't want it he didn't want it he didn't want any of this i know that
this is such a big thing for a lot of british people and for a lot of americans too but like
are we at a point now where like we don't who needs this great question you know yeah and also
is this your only celebrity that like people give a shit about?
I think they care about Adele, no?
Do they?
I think so.
Okay.
So Adele.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
I'll tell you what Brits I care about in this moment.
Yeah.
Who do you, what Brits do you care about?
I am so obsessed with Callum Turner and Dua Lipa as a couple.
Like I love it so much.
They are my Royals.
What is Dua Lipa?
Is she Puerto Rican?
Um, I think she was actually born in Kosovo, but she grew up in the UK.
She's got a British accent.
Oh, she's British.
Yeah.
Yeah.
From the UK.
Yeah.
Even though, but born maybe in Kosovo or somewhere like that.
Okay, so Callum.
So fucking hot and then the other guy
uh he might be irish though from um banshee divinity sharon barry keegan yeah yeah he's irish
okay look up that accent it's a good one for you to practice but is he northern irish because
that's english couldn't tell you yeah i don't know either hey british people let's get some
more celebrities out here what are we doing here, your main celebrities, they didn't do anything.
They haven't made a movie that we give a shit about.
Adele's done some great shit.
Okay, okay.
But like our celebrities, the Kardashians, sex tape.
Come on, guys.
Let's do a little better.
Weird take that we took on the Royals.
People are going to be
hating on you for this for sure whatever yeah saint paddy's day fine remember we had a conversation
about i think we had a conversation about like what happens with your penis when you're in the
bath i vaguely remember that yeah yeah so this is a tiktok about what happens when...
Are we like that stretched for content?
That this is what we talk about?
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't know what you think this show is.
This is what this show is.
This is a song about what happens when a man gets in a bathtub.
I dread this.
Do girls know that when a man takes a bath
his wiener
floats
just a little bit
just a little bit
just a little bit
just a little bit
it must be just less dense than the water
the way it
floats
so elegant just a little bit.
This is insane.
Like a birthday balloon at the end of its days.
Like a Macy's Day parade, though it's starting to deflate.
It's not the most majestic, but it certainly draws your attention.
You know the words at this point.
That worries me.
Thank goodness nobody's ever seen it.
The girls know that
when a man takes a bath,
his wiener flows
just a little bit. When a man takes a bath, his wiener floats.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Do girls know that?
Some people just have too much time on their hands.
I mean, but also, did you know that?
Also, shout out to Lou Burger Music.
Did you know that? Well, apparently we've talked about it before so yeah yeah yeah it floats a little bit it's weird and what's really funny so you get some
suds out there and so you got some suds you know just uh like smoke on the water you know and then
all of a sudden your peepee it's just like a periscope pops up and it's like what's going on
up here huh huh i'm gonna go
back down for a little bit oh and then maybe up and then down down and i don't know if guys ever
want i don't know if guys ever want to see that i was gonna say is this why like men don't like
bats yeah like men don't take a lot of solo bats you know what i mean because the wiener floating
maybe that's what it is that's what it is all right we've gotten through act two where it was wiener float it this podcast it has to be on its
way out there's no way people are still listening yeah by the way i keep getting sent this just shut
the fuck up but did not ask for the dumb opinion that came out of your ass just shut the fuck up
i get this a lot sent to me it's a good one but also i feel like i've played it i think so yeah so anyway so all the way after years i was telling
me that thank you so much thank you so much i'm just gonna go through all the all the tiktok
things that i've got okay then and then we'll get into the show okay um this one's called a
zen pic i don't know so what happens is that like i see tikt, I'm like, that's good. I got to use this to the show.
And then I denote them and then I don't remember what they were.
So let's see what this is.
You've done this.
I have.
So good. We know what you did.
Noah Davis, you're a good guy.
Another one I've got here.
Another one.
Another one.
Okay, I'm gonna do this last TikTok one. And then I've got bird. Another one. Another one. Okay, I'm gonna do this last TikTok one,
and then I've got bird names that are insane, okay?
This one is the absolute disdain
that Mark Twain had for Mormons is so beautiful.
Okay.
Okay, and also Mark Twain was around
when like that religion was like being made okay okay
this is so funny did you know that the famous author mark twain had a lot to say about mormons
back in the day he lived at the same time as brigham young and he actually visited salt lake
to go see what the fuss was all about with the mormon people when he was first headed to salt
lake he said he wanted to put an end to polygamy until he saw the women there.
That's amazing.
I'm scared.
Let's keep going.
As in his quote, then I was touched.
My heart was wiser than my head.
It warmed toward these poor, ungainly, and pathetically homely creatures. And as I turned to hide the moisture in my eyes,
I said,
no, the man that marries one of them
has done an act of Christian charity,
which entitles him to the kindly applause of mankind,
not their harsh censure.
And the man that marries 60 of them
has done a deed of open-handed generosity,
generosity so sublime
that the nation should stand uncovered in his presence
and worship in silence mark twain also had a fair bit to say about the book of mormon
which is the record that joseph smith said he translated from the gold plates mark twain said
all men have heard of the mormon bible but few except the elect have seen it, or at least taken the trouble to read it.
I brought a copy away from Salt Lake. The book is a curiosity to me. It is such a pretentious affair,
and yet so slow, so sleepy, such an insipid mess of inspiration. And this is my favorite quote
from him. He said, it is chloroform in print. If Joseph Smith composed the book, the act was a miracle.
Well, keeping awake while he did it was, at any rate.
Where is she reading this from?
These are just Mark Twain quotes about the Book of Mormon.
But where'd she find them?
I don't know.
I'm sure in his writings.
But I love that Mark Twain obviously is one of the best American writers of our time or whatever.
One, what I like about it is him just talking shit.
It's just a poorly written thing.
I'm sure in his mind, he's like, I'm a better writer.
And you're saying this is God?
No way.
Come on, guys.
But then also the thing of like, I don't think I agree with polygamy.
And then he's like, but then I saw those girls.
Thank God someone's marrying these fucking bitches.
Damn, that's cold.
Dude, Mark Twain?
Original OG, dude.
Mm-hmm.
So good.
All right.
I don't know about good, but yeah, something.
Well, you wrote some amazing books.
He did, he did, he did.
I'll give him that.
Huck Finn.
Great book.
Tom Sawyer.
Great book.
This comes from Betches With No Life.
And the first one is, is that birds are just named stuff like hot-breasted milf and no one does anything about it.
And I was like, okay, I'm interested.
Okay.
and no one does anything about it.
And I was like, okay, I'm interested.
Okay.
So then it's just a bunch of pictures of actual birds and what their names are.
This one is called, that's the sombre tit.
Okay.
We're starting off real easy.
Sombre tit is a real bird's name.
Here's the dick sizzle.
That's a dick sizzle. Am I saying that Dick Sissel. That's a Dick Sissel.
Am I saying that right, you think?
Yeah.
Dick Sissel.
Someone was like, you know what we're going to call this one?
Dick Sissel.
Here's my question.
Hold on.
Now we're at the Red-Rumped Bushed Tyrant.
Do you think these were named in another language and it's just not translating right?
The Red-Rumped Bushed Tyrant is a species of bird in the family of the, who knows what that word is, found in Bolivia, Colombia.
Now see, this was probably in.
Colombia, where they were doing cocaine and someone was like, that's a.
I was going to say Portuguese or Spanish or whatever.
Red-rumped bush tyrant.
Language.
They speak there.
You ready for the next one?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I know this one.
The blue-footed bobby?
Boobie?
Boobie.
The blue-footed boobie.
Even better.
That's even better.
Here's the American bush tit.
They like putting tit in the name of these birds.
They do love tit and bush.
Bush and tit.
It's making me think that in another language this means something different yeah yeah i like
that you think that someone was like i'm going to translate this yes and um what i think this
translates into is pubic haired yes boobs yeah the american bush tit yep here's the woodcock i mean
we've all seen a woodcock yeah we've had some for better or worse we've had some tough nights in vegas andean cock of the rock andean yeah andean andean andean cock of the rock brandy this is what i want on my
gravestone well a cock is a bird yeah but i want this on my gravestone look at his head. Uh-huh. Andean cock of the rock. That guy, this bird thinks he's in a band in the 80s.
He's pretty cute.
Here's the fluffy back-titted babbler.
Uh-huh.
Backed tit babbler.
Yes.
I wouldn't call him fluffy myself.
Yeah.
Here's the tufted tit mouse.
That's a real scientific name for an animal.
It's a good looking bird though.
Look at that.
Very, very handsome.
He's got a little mohawk going on there.
He does.
Very cute.
Did you like that?
Loved it.
I loved it so much.
All right.
That's the stuff that I brought to the show, which I feel like.
The bar is low.
Yeah.
But I tell you what, I'm just hoping that I get some Tufted Titmouse tonight.
Oh God.
Well, considering
Sarah is at the golf
course drinking rosé, I would
say your chances are decent. Well, she's going to get some
Andean Cock of the Rock.
Definitely. We'll be offered it.
I have a feeling. Yeah, she's going to get some of that
Cock of the Rock.
Oh, God.
I want people to start using that when they have sex.
They won't. Call me the Andean Cock. Hey, they won't call me the end.
It's cocky.
The rock.
Don't do it.
Guys,
guys do it.
All right.
Faith things,
bro.
I don't even know.
This is why I had so much stuff.
Cause I knew you were coming.
You're so drained from doing fucking.
Sorry.
I have talked so much for the past two days.
I don't even know.
Um,
we recapped love.
We did their love is blind reunion. Yes or no? No, we didn't. I don't even know. Yeah. We recapped Love is,
we did the Love is Blind reunion.
Yes or no?
No, we didn't.
I haven't watched it.
So give me all the things.
What do you mean?
I'm going to mute my mic.
I'm going to let you go.
You haven't watched it?
No, because I've been doing other stuff because I knew you were going to do this.
So I was like, I need some other stuff.
But it's not going to be as good
if you don't have some things to say.
Tell me all about it.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, well, not shocking.
The only couple that made it, right, is the ones that don't have sex.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which I got to say.
Are they still not having sex?
Are they still holding to that?
It's unclear.
Okay, here's what I really like about what they did with the reunion
is they brought past cast members for the
audience which i thought was great yeah and then these these past cast members asked really funny
questions and somebody asked them so did you guys not know about condoms or like what's the did you
figure it out you know and when she was being funny they did not think it was funny oh no no
they were like yeah we figured it out and it's like
oh excuse me but it's like did you yeah did you i don't know they were really weird about it and
do they know that the penis goes inside the vagina sure not sure but you know what love it for them
that they made it and they're together and they are very cute even if they're not having sex i
mean like whatever floats your boat or doesn't float it i guess but yeah that was interesting i was like you should laugh about this do you think
that it is we don't want to talk about our sex life television maybe i never thought about that
to be honest because i think that one makes more like if that were the case then i wish that they
would be like hey guys we're just really not comfortable with like talking about like our sex lives
or like lack thereof or whatever it is.
Because this just sounds naive.
Yeah, it does.
And they both come off a little sheltered to me.
Yeah.
So maybe they are just naive.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It was interesting.
I just like, it caught me off guard that they didn't like,
like giggle with them about it.
And then they were just so like we we figured
it out like dismissive about it you know a little strange um so you would think that going into this
you would think that jeremy is going to be the biggest enemy of the night here fucking curveball
if there has ever been a curveball trevor do you remember trevor is that the guy that mullet guy
with a weird rash on his
forehead for some reason that no one ever explained.
Mullet guy. Mullet guy.
Bad guy. The worst.
The scum of the earth. Why is he scum?
Mullet guy was in a
relationship. Oh my goodness.
And they read the text. They read the text.
They showed the text. Oh, there was receipts.
They showed the receipts of him texting his girlfriend
literally en route to the pods.
Being like, I love you, baby.
Literally garbage.
I love you, baby.
I'll see you on the other side.
And what's even worse is she's in on it.
She's like, I love you so much, baby.
You do what you need to do.
Wow.
It's fucking crazy.
What did Chelsea say about that?
Well, of course, Chelsea's's like thank god i didn't
pick you you know what i mean but i think and like i think chelsea also felt like she was like robbed
a little bit of the experience in a way and she's like god if i had picked you like i would be in
such a worse position you know what i mean like it was already bad because jimmy and like i think
she just probably felt robbed of the experience a bit after hearing it. But I'm so shocked that he like, he really fooled everybody.
I mean, I thought he was an angel.
No, I knew.
No?
The whole time I was like, Chelsea, pick Trevor.
He loves you.
He's a great guy.
You're doing it wrong.
Yeah.
And he turns out to be the scum of the earth.
Now, I will say at the reunion reunion he was clearly upset tear you know
close to tears he knew he knows he fucked up to be honest i'm surprised he showed up yeah because
he didn't have to right like the other fucking guy the idiot guy didn't show up so i know there was
oh you know there's a world where he doesn't have to come and he did and he sat there but when
vanessa who's scary as hell says to him like what the fuck basically he just sits there in silence yeah he has nothing to say
and you do feel a little bad for him but then you don't who had the receipts that's a great question
i'm assuming that production well yeah either but like they had to get him from the girlfriend
because they were they were the text messages between him and the girlfriend.
Yeah.
Saying like, all right, baby, I love you.
Like, you know, I'll see you on the other side of this. Like.
And then the second he gets out of the experiment, he texts her and is like, I'm going to marry you.
Wow.
What a sociopath.
Yeah.
Right.
With a rash on his forehead that no one wants to talk about.
But I'm going to talk to the core.
He had me fooled. What about feel good about talking about it.
He had me fooled.
What about Clay?
Our boy Clay.
Clay also knows he fucked up.
Yeah.
He does.
He's feeling the wrath of the public.
He is.
But he does.
Here's the vibe I got.
Okay.
You know, like, clearly I can be fooled because Trevor had me fooled.
I get the vibe that clay has watched this back and is like,
fuck,
I screwed up.
Yes.
You know,
like I'm an idiot.
AD is everything.
And I fucked it up.
I don't,
I don't really think that's what he thinks.
I would like to think that's what he thinks.
That's kind of what it seems like.
That's what he's,
how he's playing it.
Now here's a curve ball.
Yeah.
Do you remember Matthew?
No.
Older nerdy guy with the glasses that was weird as fuck.
Yes.
But for some reason, AD had a thing for him.
Yes.
She couldn't see him, so we'll give her that.
But not even about what he looks like.
He was weird.
After Love is Blind, after Clay says no.
Yeah.
She messages Matthew.
And goes on a date with him.
Oh my, A.D.
Out of Domini.
And they're like, how'd it go?
And she was like, kind of good.
No.
My girl, like, what are you doing?
Yeah, he was the one who was like, America's gonna say this.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes, and Clay, and like, the camera went straight to Clay when she was like, I went on a date with him.
And you could tell he was like, you know, like he was freaked about it.
Oh.
I know.
But it kind of seemed like from the beginning of the reunion to the end,
AD like kind of went from like, you missed your chance.
I've moved on to like by the end of it, she was like rubbing his leg when he was upset
and like giving him the eyes and like, I feel like they might get back together.
God, you know, girl, come on.
I know.
You're better than that.
Jeremy is with Sarah Ann.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you shocked?
I'm not.
I'm not shocked one bit.
He seems terrible.
She seems kind of terrible.
I kind of think they're perfect for each other.
Yeah.
They went on a jet ski date.
Yeah, they rode off into the jet ski abyss and now they're together.
What about Jimmy?
Jimmy.
Is Jimmy a bad guy?
You know what?
Here's what I think.
I don't think Jimmy's a bad guy.
I actually think Jimmy is a really good guy. Yeah. And I think that Chelsea, there's two types of
girls in this world. There's girls that are insecure in their relationships and there's
girls that aren't. And I think, and like, I have a lot of girlfriends that like are very jealous
girls and want to control their man and follow their location at
all times. And like, I have friends that do that. Really? I'm not that person, but I think that
that's just a type one type of girl. And I think that's Chelsea and what's unfortunate. And like,
I actually have some friends that I would say this about too. Like what's unfortunate is like,
she's so concerned that Jimmy's cheating or Jimmy's doing something, you know, he shouldn't
or whatever. I actually think Jimmy's a good guy. i actually don't think jimmy is a cheater i think that he
was committed to her and whatever but you can't the minute you start telling a man he can't do
something and can't go here and can't see this person you lose him yeah you can't tell it's you
can't tell a man that he can't do shit so but, but he didn't get with Jess because she's with Harry.
He should have been Harry Jowsey.
I know.
Yeah.
I saw some theory that people think that Jess is a industry plant,
like a producer plant.
Nah.
Well,
she's going on perfect match.
Of course.
I don't even know what that is.
Yes,
you do.
It's perfect.
It's the spinoff show where they,
Nick Lachey,
Nick and Vanessa hosted,
but they pull,
you haven't seen perfect match it's
it's my favorite of all the shows they pull talent from all the shows love is blind too hot to handle
uh the maze was that a show or um he's runner whatever there's a couple shows i never watched
the circle which i never saw yeah they pull from all these different shows okay and then put them
on a a dating show got it and it's And, uh, she's going Micah from last
season, blonde girl and Izzy, the guy with the bad credit who says his credit's fine now, but you
know, I was fast. They're going on perfect match. The two teachers, the principal, the teacher,
the teacher, super weird, super weird. They sat together. They were touching each other.
They're not dating. They say they're best friends friends they say they facetime every day gives me the ick do we like anyone that came
out of this thing yeah johnny and i like yeah i like johnny and what's her name i don't know
i like the yeah i like them okay i think it's weird they don't fuck but like i think they fuck
i just don't think they want to talk about fucking maybe yeah i don't
think she test drove it though before she bought it which that's a unless you're like super religious
that's a crazy thing to do i mean if you're religious it's a little nuts but i think so too
just repent as an ordained minister, I just want to say that you need to drive it
before you buy it.
You sure do.
And
if you feel bad about that,
repent.
God will forgive you and your penis
and your...
But you know what God doesn't forgive? Divorce. God will forgive you and your penis and your... Hee-hoo.
But you know what God doesn't forgive?
Divorce.
So, you know, make a decision.
Make it right.
What do you think is worse?
Pretty sure he forgives divorce.
Yeah, I don't know.
Actually, I don't know if he does.
God forgives everything, right?
As long as you ask for forgiveness, that's the rule.
What do you think is worse in the grand scheme of, like, religious zealots premarital sex but here's the thing or divorce
here's the thing about this religion tell me about it the thing the deal is tell me about the religion
no sin is worse than the other really i went to church camp so you're telling me i went to bible
school so you're telling me yeah i'm telling you that saying the word fuck.
Is it just as bad as.
And killing someone.
No, no, no.
It's just as bad.
That is what you are taught.
That is what you are taught.
And you are taught that as long as you ask for forgiveness, God will forgive you.
But you have to.
What the fuck is happening here?
You have to mean it in your heart.
You can't just say it.
You have to mean it.
Those are the rules.
That's such a loophole.
I'm telling you what I was taught in Bible camp or whatever I did.
I don't believe that.
I'm just saying.
I know it's a little different from Catholic.
So, you know, I'm telling you what like the non-denominational New Testament Christians are being taught.
At least when I was a child.
This isn't to you.
I am relaying information.
This is just, that's crazy.
I think that murder is worse.
Same.
Listen, I'm no minister.
Wait, yes, I am.
Hold on.
Okay.
In the new Wells religion.
Okay.
In the Tao of Wells.
Yes.
No, yeah, there's like definitely levels.
There's the levels.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you say the word fuck or you take the Lord's name in vain, that's not as-
Super bad.
Super bad. Super bad.
Don't do that.
Don't do it.
But it's not as bad as murdering someone in cold blood.
Amen.
How is anyone still listening to this show?
They don't.
It's just you and I.
But I feel like I stand by that, actually.
Okay.
Yeah.
But that's correct.
That is truly...
We should get my mom on,
because she's super Catholic.
I mean, by all means, do your research, but...
We should get my mom on and be like,
do you think...
My mom would be like,
no, I think one's worse than the other.
But isn't Catholic...
Don't Catholics not do the New Testament?
Or am I wrong about that?
No, the whole New Testament is about Jesus.
Right.
Which is what... Catholic was the first one.
Okay.
After.
So what's the difference?
Catholics can't talk directly to God and Jesus, but we can?
No, only I think Mormons can talk directly to God.
No, we can.
Yeah, we can.
What are you saying to God?
We.
What are you saying to God?
Like when I pray at night, I talk directly to God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But did you say anything back?
When I pray at night.
What do you...
Real quick.
I want to hear what a brandy prayer to God is.
You want to know?
I want to be serious for a minute.
Yeah.
I actually pray every single time I'm on a plane.
Yeah.
For real. Like I know I was joking before. be serious for a minute yeah i actually pray every single time i'm on a plane yeah for real
like i know i was joking before but i actually do when i'm taking off on my flights really i fly
every week so technically i pray weekly statistically speaking you should be praying every time you get
in a car because that's much more dangerous i know but there's just something about it's like
now i've just done it for so long that now i feel like if i don't do it the plane's gonna crash tell me what are the words in your brain okay let me tell you i say dear lord dear
lord um humans are idiots so please fly this plane please get me to my destination safely okay and
you know while i'm on this plane might not be for long but i hope that i can just be a positive
light in somebody's life on this flight i do i. I say this every time. And then I say, I have a long list of things I'd like to ask you to do while I'm gone.
If you could please watch over all of my animals.
And I make sure to name every single one of them.
My Azzy girl, my little dog, happy boy, star girl, ever, melody, comet, Oreo, Snickers,
AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ, and Buckley, uh boots and bling player and cash and all my precious
animals at home please lord god oh and i forgot i always have to make sure i didn't forget puddles
and daisy the pigs and please just keep them happy and healthy and and make them make sure
that they are there waiting for me when i get home thank you lord i love you bye okay so you have a manger you just say can you protect my
manger no i have to name them yeah but that's more serious but you have you are like an actual
innkeeper that has a manger yes and i and i make sure name all my little angels so that they are
protected can you do those names again i don't know real quick we did it once like cj bj uh fucking puddles and cash and fucking
yeah meals and ac and uh slapping stick and happy and little dog and ever and melody and
that's amazing and boots those are the cats they're like barn cats yeah but that doesn't
make them any less totally my little angels well yeah you know
i mean i give you props for that i think that's a good thing to do right yeah i feel good about it
yeah god forbid something does happen to you stop who does take care of that i actually need i've
been saying i have a will i need to have a will you do i know because i was thinking i should
since i have no kids and nobody that needs my money, I should like designate like whoever takes each animal gets some money.
Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
You want one or two?
Your last will and testament is not giving things in terms of money.
It's giving people animals.
Yes.
But you get some cash with it.
And if you take enough of them, you can have my house.
I don't want you to die.
But I do want to be at your funeral and to be like, Brandy, I loved you, but I didn't need a donkey.
Maybe you did.
I didn't.
What's your donkey's name?
Well, AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ, and Bucky.
How many fucking donkeys you got?
Five.
I actually just-
You have five donkeys?
You know, this is an exclusive.
I haven't said anything about this yet.
I just rescued a sixth one from Oklahoma.
He was gonna go get slaughtered and I saved him,
but he's in quarantine and I get him in three weeks.
So when I get him in three weeks, I'll post about it.
But he needs a name if you wanna come up with one.
What do you got?
You got AJ, BJ, CJ?
So we have AJ, BJ, CJ, and DJ,
which all got rescued at once.
Oh, so EJ.
No, no, no.
And then I have Buckley.
Okay. I named after Jeff Buckley.
And this one, this little
guy, this new one, is a buddy
for Buckley. So I was thinking
like a name that goes with Jeff
Buckley. Like maybe another musician. I don't
know. Well, I like Eddie because Eddie Murphy
played Donkey in
Shrek. It's not terrible.
You know? But I'm also really good at
naming animals. I need to see a picture of him. I need to feel his essence. Okay, I'll show You know? But I'm also really good at naming animals.
I need to see a picture of him.
I need to feel his essence.
Okay, I'll show you a picture.
I've got a video.
But I do like human names for animals.
Okay.
Right off the bat,
like I love Larry.
I hate Larry.
Okay.
Ow.
I really wanted to name Carl Darren.
I thought that was so funny. And only for people to be like, what's your dog's name? Darren. Darren. And then that was so funny.
And only for people to be like, what's your dog's name?
Darren. And then they'd be like, your dog's name is Darren? I thought that was
really funny. I also like Seth
because that's like such a...
I know too many Seth.
I need to feel his essence.
I'll shoot a video after we're done.
But then I also like Ratchet.
Or like Lugnut.
No.
Or Rambo.
That one's better.
Lugnut's pretty fucking good.
I hate that one.
Why do you hate Lugnut?
I don't know.
It doesn't roll off the tongue nicely.
Lugnut.
No, no.
Lugnut.
There's no nickname.
Like Buckley, I call him Buck.
Nut.
No.
No.
I read really big on nicknames.
Like they all,
they gotta be able
to shorten it a little bit.
Okay, so you wanna go
musician again,
like cool musician.
Maybe.
Elliot Smith.
It's fine.
I don't think about it.
Okay.
Mark Knopfler.
I love him.
I have seen some-
Mark.
Mark.
I don't know.
Mark's kinda funny.
That's fine.
Marcus, that's funnier.
That's better. That's better. Marcus, that's funnier. That's better.
That's better.
Okay, we've lost our listeners.
Yeah, sorry, guys.
Okay, so I have seen some things I like that I want to talk about.
Oh, that's good.
I did watch Full Swing, season two, which is the golf show.
It's great.
There is a couple episodes that I would like highlight.
One of them is about this guy
named Tom Kim, who's like 20 years old. And he's like the sweetest guy in the world. I really like
that one. And then there's another one, which is a juxtaposition between this guy named Wyndham
Clark and another guy named Joel Damon. And so if you watch the first season of Full Swing,
Joel Damon is like the hero of the season. Like he is the lovable loser.
He becomes like kind of famous just from the show.
And he's playing this season and he's like doing terribly.
And his caddy's like, you need to get a sports psychologist.
I love an underdog story.
Yeah.
Juxtaposed with this guy named Wyndham Clark,
whose mom passed away like maybe like four or five years ago.
And he's been like
seeing a sports psychologist. And so it's like, what does a sports psychologist do for an athlete?
And one won't get one and one will. I've seen one. And like, it's amazing the difference between
these two people. That's really good. There's a great episode about the Fitzgerald brothers that
I really liked a lot and then the
whole rider club thing was amazing but if you don't love golf you might not love it but if you
if you um but also like you don't love fucking turning a wrench but you love drive to survive
and so well that's because i was about to ask you are there hotties because there's hotties on
drive i know so yeah that yeah, that's... Yeah.
That's tough.
Anyways, I really enjoyed it.
We started watching a show last night called The Regime.
Wait, did you talk about this already?
No.
It's with Kate Winslet.
It's on Max.
Oh.
Kate Winslet stars in this limited series as the chancellor of an unnamed Central European nation
that is unraveling behind the palace walls.
It's kind of like you think it's like England,
but it might not be.
And she is the prime minister or the chancellor,
and she hires this guy to kind of be her security guard
and just like a right-hand man.
Kate Winslet's kind of losing her mind.
She's scared of mold, doesn't want people losing her mind. She's like scared of mold.
Doesn't want people like breathing on her.
She's just like gone completely like crazy,
but she's running this country
and she's got these cobalt mines
that America wants to like get the cobalt from
for batteries and stuff.
And this guy that she hires
ends up becoming her like right-hand man.
And she goes from like someone who's a little bit of a yes man to being like,
fuck everybody.
I'm going to do whatever I want.
It's a little bit of,
it's a little on the nose of like Donald Trump and like kind of taking over.
And you're like,
what could really happen if someone was like a dictator here?
Also like a little cuckoo.
She is so fucking funny and so when i we when we watched the the trailer i was like this looks really good
because sarah was like i want to watch this and i was like this looks really good this looks like
a show that's going to take like three episodes before i'm like into it into it and after the
first episode i was like i'm hooked like she really grabs you she's so quirky i love her she's
doing like a weird lisp thing she kind of talks like drew barrymore a little bit but with her
british accent it's a lot like the great did you watch the great i didn't really is that great
sarah loved it okay so it's like l tanning right yeah so it's like the crown but like
obviously silly a little bit. Okay.
And it's kind of like that.
I think that you would really like this show.
I love Kate Winslet.
So I'll definitely give that a go.
She's amazing in it.
And just like so beautifully unhinged.
Highly recommend.
Okay.
I like it.
The other thing that I watched that I liked a lot was Ricky Snicky.
What's that? It's the farley brothers new thing so they're the ones who did like dumb and dumber and something about mary
like those guys um peter farley i think he won an academy award for green. So he also has done like some major stuff. It's Zac Efron, John Cena, and Andrew Santino.
Who's like, one, he's a buddy,
but it's like, he's like a comedian.
When three childhood best friends
pull a prank that goes wrong,
they invent the imaginary Ricky Stinicki
to get them out of trouble.
20 years later, they still use the
non-existent ricky as a handy alibi for their immature behavior it starts with like them
what's it called when you put poop in a bag and then you light it on fire and then you
is there a name for that you doorbell dash and then they open up the door and they stop it out.
And it was, they do it to a house that no one's home and then it lights on fire.
And so they're like, what do we do?
And so someone's like pants are left at the thing.
And so they write Ricky's to Nikki in it.
So that the cops think that like the house that burned down was because of
this kid named Ricky Stenicki and it doesn't exist.
And then,
so they,
as like adults,
like anytime,
like there's a big party that they have to go to with their wives.
They're like,
Ricky's got cancer.
We got to go see him in the hospital.
And then they end up going to like the world series or something.
And so John Cena plays Ricky Stenicki and he's very funny.
Okay.
John Cena out acts
sack efron what i know no i'm just telling you it's crazy what do you mean john cena is
the best actor in this show huh he's so good so funny he plays they meet him in like vegas or in like atlantic city and his thing is that he is uh
like a cover singer but every song that he sings is about whacking off so
it's just a lot of him like dressing up as boy george like singing a boy george song but like
changing the lyrics to whacking off or him dressing up like elton john and like changing the lyrics to like him whacking off it's so funny so john cena's
character he's like i'm an actor and so they're like well we hire you to be an actor to pee this
guy and it's so very funny uh what do you watch this it It's on Prime. Okay. So it's free. Oh, love that.
But yeah, John Cena, very, very good.
Who would have thought?
I did not expect it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cute.
True.
True.
I did finish Masters of the Air.
Oh, did you love it?
I fucking loved it.
I will say the last few episodes were a little slow. I think I miss like the first half
of the season. Most of the scenes are in the planes, you know, like in battle or that battle,
but you know what I mean? And so like, that's just like so much adrenaline and so much. And then
on the back half of the season, they don't do as much of that. So it gets like a little slower,
but I loved the end. I won't spoil anything,
but there was one pilot that towards the end,
like you're really rooting for.
And I thought,
I thought he was going to be a fucking goner.
And I was,
I was screaming at the TV,
but he's not.
But I won't say who,
but it's just so good at the end.
They do the montage where they show the actual pilots,
you know,
in real life, they tell you how their story show the actual pilots, you know, in real life.
They tell you how their story ended and what they did after and like how long they lived for.
And it was just like so touching to see these boys that almost died at such a young age go on and live such a beautiful life and live into their 80s.
And I don't cry, but like I would have, you know, like it was very touching.
Loved the show.
Big fan. Speaking of, I made Sarah watch, you know, like it was very touching. Loved the show. Big fan.
Speaking of, I made Sarah watch Memphis Belle because she like loves the show too.
And I was like, I just really think that you need to see what this is kind of like ripping
off or like this is based on to have like an understanding of, of it.
And so please go watch Memphis Belle.
Download it, buy it, whatever.
It's so good.
Harry Connick Jr. So good. Sean Astin. So it. Whatever. Yep. It's so good. Harry Connick Jr. is so good.
Sean Astin is so good.
I got a song to go out on.
Okay.
Do you remember the band Mount Joy?
Of course.
They're blowing up right now.
Yeah.
I've always enjoyed them.
They've got a new song called Highway Queen out right now that I really like.
So I thought we could go out on that.
Love it.
Vegas?
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
God.
Let's fucking go.
What song were you like,
oh, I should do the,
oh, I was singing Cage the Elephant.
Oh, yeah.
Ain't no risk for the wicked.
Money don't grow on trees.
I can hear a remix in there.
I might do that.
For sure.
Yeah.
I know those guys.
The Schultz brothers.
They're the best.
They live in Nashville.
Really?
Yeah.
All right.
Well, they were from
Bowling Green, Kentucky
originally.
Very close.
Yeah.
So you got Vegas,
and then what?
Vegas,
and then Biloxi.
Okay.
If you find yourself
in Mississippi,
might still be spring break,
I don't know.
Yeah.
Come hang
at Elevate Nightclub.
And then
first weekend of April.
Can you fucking believe it's almost April?
No, I cannot. Here's flying by. I'll be playing
in Austin, Texas on April 6th.
And then
Vegas.
I'll be in Vegas every month.
And then did you see I got added to Stagecoach?
Yeah. I saw Stagecoach. We talked about that last did you see I got added to Stagecoach? Yeah.
I saw Stagecoach.
We talked about that last week, but you got added to Hangout Fest. Hangout.
Okay, that's the one.
Yeah.
Not till May, so a little ways out, but very exciting.
I know.
I would go to that.
That was always my favorite festival ever, but it's right by my...
It's birthday.
Always around my birthday, so it's hard for me to go.
Oh, man.
It's right by your birthday, too, though.
Oh, how hard it's been my birthday at Hangout Festival with all my friends.
It'll be 40.
That's around your birthday too though.
I know.
We're not going to talk about my age.
I'm kidding.
I'm hanging.
Sup, brah?
I got things I just can't talk about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Well, why I have tears?
We didn't even talk about Bachelor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Well, why have tears?
We didn't even talk about Bachelor.
There's no point because we missed the new episode.
I know. And then we're a week behind anyway.
I know.
Silly.
Maria for Bachelorette.
Fine.
You down with it?
I'm all right with it.
I know.
Why have tears?
We love you.
Love y'all.
We'll do some calls and we'll do some fuck you very much's next week.
Love it. Okay love you. Love y'all. We'll do some calls and we'll do some fuck you very much is next week. Love it.
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