Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Pee Pee People

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

Disclaimer: we’ve got a dark intro for you today, YFTers. And one more disclaimer while we’re at it: we don’t actually think Jason Tartick is “the adjuster.” Weird things are happening in New Jersey and beyond, but Brandi’s escaping it all with her man in Australia! Meanwhile, over here during the next revolution, Hawk Tuah girl is selling crypto and a dude is putting a cat through an x-ray. Despite it all, your hosts have some favorite things for you, including a throwback movie that Brandi’s never seen, a trashy reality show, and a knock-knock joke that actually lands well. Also, bananas apparently cause radiation and people with man buns are rapping wedding vows nowadays. Enjoy your week!   Favorite things mentioned:  Silo (Apple TV+)  From (MGM+)  Earth Abides (MGM+)  The Ultimatum (Netflix)   Low Tide (Amazon Prime Video)  Stand By Me (Netflix)  X-Men ‘97 (Disney+)  Ride the Storm by Goldford  Stop Calling by JACOTÉNE  Low Mood Season by Casey Lowery      Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Shipstation: Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/yourfavoritething.  Article: Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more! To claim, visit ARTICLE.COM/yft and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout.   Bilt: Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to joinbilt.com/YFT.  BetterHelp: Find comfort this December, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/favoritething today to get 10% off your first month.  HelloFresh: Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/freeyft.     Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus + our TikTok @yftpodcast & be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!   This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation 

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We got drones flying over New Jersey. New Jersey? Why New Jersey? What the fuck? Why is it going to New Jersey? Why the aliens going to New Jersey? We got assassins that look like Jason Tardick. They get got caught today actually.

So they say you got Haktua making crypto and she's going to jail. Like I don't know. We got there's so much to talk about. I'm not even gonna do like the whole preamble thing. Let's just call Brandy up. I got we got to get we got to talk about a lot of this stuff. And also, she's in Australia with the boy. Oh, oh, she's with the boy in Australia. Down under a bison is a place you wash your face in

Tattles alright, that's that's my Australian accent for you, and I hope you enjoyed it. Let's call her up It's time to call her up What are you doing? Over New Jersey aliens. Hello. Hi. Hi Well, look at that hair dude. I know I gotta get a haircut long, huh? It is really long That's why I'm wearing the beanie. Someone's went to go see about a boy. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Uh-huh. You're down under. You're down under. I am. Dark and twisted. I know. How's Matt's place down under? Matt's place is lovely.

You can kind of see it, I guess. It looks kind of nice to see some cowboy hats in the background. Yeah, I feel like you, I guess. It looks kind of nice to see some cowboy hats in the background. Yeah, I feel like you would like it. It's very masculine in here. Well, he is a man. He's sitting here staring at me. Well, he's a man who rides motorcycles.

He's a manly man. Correct. So of course. There's actually a motorcycle sitting in this room next to me. I can see the wheel behind you. Yes, apparently motorcycles are decor here in Australia. In Studio City as well, I've got one outside my house,

just purely- Yours is out, that's the difference, yours is outside the house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it is purely like art installation at this point, it doesn't run. Art installation, huh? It doesn't run anymore. All right, P.

All right, P, are you having fun down under? Well, I just got here literally yesterday. So you jet lagged? I am jet lagged, but shockingly I like slept okay last night. Okay. But just I couldn't keep my eyes open past eight o'clock, you know? Yeah. I'm just struggling to stay awake. You got to fight through it, man. I know, but the crazy thing is it's Tuesday here and it's Monday where you are. That's true. What's happening in the future?

Isn't that wild? What's happening in the future? I don't know, the same shit that's happening in the past, I guess. Dude, there's a lot of shit happening right now in the world. I know. It's like so much. I know, and actually, there's probably more happening than what I know about

because I don't watch the news and you're big on the news. So I can't wait to learn some things right now. Oh, dude, I've been watching the news all day today. Oh, wow, it's that good, huh? Well, I'm kind of bummed because I had kind of like a bit about this assassin that they were calling the Adjuster, which was amazing nickname, by the way, because I was like, that guy looks like Jason Tardick.

I took a screenshot and I sent him a message and I go, hey bro, this you? And he goes, he was like, dude, what's wrong with you? Did you try to get the CEO of this evil insurance company on your podcast to talk money and he turned you down so you murdered him? And he was like, dude, there's something wrong with you. And I was like, it's okay, I won't tell anybody, Jason.

I know you're the adjuster. The adjuster, huh? Dude, but this guy. Okay, first of all, let me just get through what my thoughts are on it, okay? Okay, I would love that. Everyone probably listening knows exactly what happened. This guy just with a sniper rifle kills the CEO of United Healthcare, which is like, they're like number one at like not fucking hooking up their patients, dude. Yeah, well, that's my freaking that's my Is it health insurance? Yeah,

they'd get out of there, I think. Garbage kills this guy broad daylight fucking midtown right where Sarah and I were living this this summer basically, like like four avenues over and then he jumps on a city bike and he goes up into Central Park, which is, he went, dude, they showed this route. It was exactly my run route. Like when they were like looking for stuff in the lake,

I would stop at that lake every single day. I mean, it's a pretty famous lake. Do you need to tell us something? I kind of look like him too. I got bushy eyebrows as well, you know? Did you buy a Jason Tardick wig? And I do have a nice smile. The CEO of United Healthcare.

Yeah, first of all, on the bullet casings, it says like, depose whatever, which was like a play on what those people do to everybody. Like that's like their slogan, like fuck people over. And then he goes into Central Park, leaves a backpack full of Monopoly money. I mean, you shouldn't kill anybody. I mean, you just go ahead and say that, but.

Yeah, you should not do that. Pretty kind of crazy, like this guy, and then he escapes through Central Park, gets on a bus, and now he's been apprehended at a McDonald's in Pennsylvania. When they found him there, some civilian called it in, which I didn't think anyone was going to call that guy in. I mean, maybe they wanted that $10,000 money, I guess. That's all they were offering?

That's what a lot of New Yorkers are saying. They're like, New York's motto is like, mind your fucking business. And they were like, $10,000. Come on, I need more than like one month's rent here, buds. Right? That's rent here, bud. That's what I was thinking. So they find this guy with a three page manifesto and the fake ID that he's been using and the gun with the silencer.

You're telling me this motherfucker was smart enough to do all this other stuff, jump on a city bike, go into Central Park, plant this thing here, plant this backpack there with all this monopoly money, write that stuff on the bullet, get out of there. You're telling me that he wasn't. Oh, you also find out that he went to an Ivy League school. He was valedictorian on his class. You're telling me this guy wasn't fucking smart enough to get rid of the gun and the fake ID? I mean, it sounds like he wanted to be caught. Or he's a patsy.

I think he's a patsy. I don't think this is the same guy. I don't think so. Really? No, I think it's Jason Tardick. No, I don't know. It probably is him, but I like to think that like he's a Patsy. What would be the incentive?

Would you say to be a Patsy? The most famous Patsy, alleged Patsy is the guy who killed JFK. Right. Right. And really what a lot of people think is that the CIA killed JFK and then they pinned it on this guy. So he didn't have it. he didn't really want to be, I'm sure he didn't want to be the Patsy, he just got pinned.

Oh, you don't get a say. I don't think so. I think they were like, we found a guy who looked kind of like this guy. All right, we'll plant a bunch of stuff. And they planted all the things. Plant a bunch of stuff on him. So I think the assassin's back in fucking Istanbul

or something, you know, some fucking. Yeah, maybe. Some Russian, Ukraine, Russia or something, you know, some fucking, yeah, maybe some Russian Ukraine Russia or so I don't know. Anyways, crazy story though. Kind of fun. I hate that someone died. I mean, it's like, it's like, if I were writing this like a like a crazy novel. That's a good plot. Good start. No, don't get me wrong. It's horrible that someone died. Dude, I tell you what, though, I was talking to Sarah about this. It's a pretty good plot. Good start. No, no, get me wrong. It's horrible that someone died. Dude, I tell you what though, I was talking to Sarah about this.

It's a little like French Revolution times here in the States, right? Yeah, a little. What's the famous quote? When the poor can't afford to eat, they'll eat the rich. I feel like- Oh, is that a saying? I feel like we're getting there, dude.

And the other thing I was thinking about, cause like the internet was like completely galvanized around this kind of central figure and being like, yeah, fuck you, the insurance company, our health, our health system in this country is absolutely ridiculous. Everyone kind of galvanized around it more so than we have since like 911, I think. And I saw like Ben Shapiro, one of those like right wing talking heads was like, this is the this is the

liberals like, you know, and everyone in the comments were like, dude, no, we are all kind of in agreement, fuck these people. You know, someone's got cancer and they can't afford any medication and stuff. Right. And then I was thinking about it. And I was like, all these politicians,

they need us to hate each other. They need, if we galvanize together, then they're fucked. This is true. So it's in their best interest to make us hate each other. They need if we galvanize together then they're fucked. This is true. So it's in their best interest to make us hate each other. So anyways, I don't wish any... Wow, this was a, this is a dark intro. I know, but it's so much fun. I don't want anyone to be dead. I don't think you should be killing people in like cold blood in the streets of New York City. But crazy story though. True. Almost as crazy as the hock to a girl getting in trouble for selling cryptocurrency. Yeah, I still don't really understand.

I've been explained what's happening and I just don't really understand how it's her fault technically. Okay, so I guess she started her own coin, her own crypto coin. Okay, but let's be honest, this was not her idea. No, of course not. She was now she wasn't like, I want my own cryptocurrency.

She was like, hold on, let me go code a little bit and get ready. Dude, that's the thing, dude. I mean, she's this that girl is just capitalizing, I guess, on her 15 minutes. But so, yeah, she started this this crypto coin,. I guess like 90% of the ownership was like her team or whatever, then people started buying in, they made, you know, whatever, millions of dollars and then the team just started selling it, getting rid of everything.

So then the price of the cryptocurrency just dropped. So basically they just stole all her fans' money. And my thing is this, if you're dumb enough to buy Hock to a crypto coin, you deserve to lose your money, guy. I don't really see, like if I was on her team, I would also be like, sell it now. It's never gonna be higher than it is right now. So like, I can't believe these idiots are buying this shit.

We gotta sell. Crypto in general though is like up, you know? It is, yeah. I think Ethereum and Bitcoin, I don't do crypto. Cause I just don't understand it. And I don't put money in things I don't understand. But it is up, I think cause of the election and everything, that's all great.

But if you're someone who's like, I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna put money into Hoctua's cryptocurrency. Dude, you deserve to be fucking bankrupt, I think. You're crazy. Anyways, Tardix the assassin. Can we start the show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Tardix. Poor Jason. I know. And you know, I saw him at the Daniel the Stars finale. I like Jason a lot, I really do. He's had a rough year, I think. I we got to be we should be nice to him. We shouldn't be accusing him of being. He's had a rough year.

What do you mean? He was in that relationship with that TikTok girl that they broke up. And you kind of. I'm sorry, but if we're feeling sorry for Huk Tua fans, I ain't feeling sorry for Jason Tardik getting a TikTok girlfriend. What did you think was going to happen? No, no, no, I don't feel sorry for Huk Tua girl. I feel sorry. I don't feel sorry for anybody.ardik getting a TikTok girlfriend. What'd you think was gonna happen? No, no, no, I don't feel sorry for a hot two-a-girl. I feel sorry, I don't feel sorry for anybody.

No, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, like, I don't feel sorry for Jason. I know, but I am accusing him of being the adjuster, so. Right, that I do feel sorry for. That's a joke, everybody. I don't think Jason Tardik's the adjuster. But you know what, I'm gonna start calling him

the fucking adjuster every time. Yeah, like, don't shoot, don't think Jason Tartick's the adjuster, but you know what? I'm gonna start calling him the fucking adjuster every time. Like, don't shoot, don't shoot. I got blue cross blue shield. Oh my God. Is it too soon to be making these jokes? I think it might be. I don't think so. No, I think it's fine.

By Wednesday, it'll be fine. I'm losing it, man. I'm pretty sure. Oh, and the last thing. One more thing. Okay. Dude, all these drones over New Jersey. Have you seen that?

Yeah, so are they drones or are they aliens? What do you think? I think those ones are drones. Cause I think it's propeller. Alien drones? You can hear them. They've also got flashing lights. Do you think they're alien drones?

I don't think those are aliens. I think that this is the government trying to like slowly get us normalized to all this shit. Ah, the government. Also, aliens are smart. If they can traverse over time and space, you're going to New Jersey, my guy? I mean, come on.

Come on. True. Like go to Lake Como, dude. Go to the Maldives. You know, they're not like, oh man, we got to go to this burrow. Oh God. Okay, now we can start.

Okay. The aliens are like, the aliens are like, Pauly D, bros and hoes. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with? Well then Brandy. Oh my god, Brandy, you know what my favorite things is in the world? Tell me. Dude, I made this amazing chicken and polenta with zucchini from Hello Fresh the other day. It was fire, bro. And Sarah's such a picky eater. She loved it so much, man. I love HelloFresh. And listen, how busy we are with the holidays and stuff right now

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watch any movies? Shockingly, I slept the majority of the 14 and a half hour flight. Really? I did. It's a miracle. Truly. So you didn't watch anything? So I did. Yes, I watched a couple things. Okay. Not as much as I would have thought.

Yeah. I did catch up on Silo. Are you watching Silo? Oh, I'm not caught up. Is it getting better? Yes, it is. But I still, it's still a little slow. And I just feel like they're really dragging out this solo guy, this guy who calls himself solo, you know, in this other silo, solo in silo. I just wanna know if he's good or bad

because they keep fucking pulling you one way, pulling you the other, you start to feel bad for him. Then you start to think he's a psycho. It's like, is he good or is he bad? I can't tell. Like, cause I feel like she keeps hinting at like him having something to do with a bunch of people dying.

And I just want to know, right? Yeah, totally. Like I just need to know at this point we're how many episodes in. There was another death this episode. I won't ruin it and tell you who, but that's good. We love what we love when they start killing people off, keeps things exciting. The adjuster who but okay, that's good. We love what we love when they start killing people off keeps things exciting the adjuster

No, it's good. I don't think it's quite as good as last season. Honestly. Yeah, which is a bummer the old sophomore slump You know how I've been telling you I'm obsessed with a show called from on MGM Plus Yeah, I watched the preview Is it really that great? I'm just did? I did like Lost, but I also got bored of Lost after like three seasons. Well this one's only got three seasons. It's pretty great. I really really really really really recommend it. Okay. But anyways, they did like a crazy thing to us on like, kind of like the last season at the end.

Oh so you're done with it? Yeah, I'm done with the show. We're waiting for season four. That won't be for another year or so. They like did a thing where they gave us a sneak peek of a different show. But we all didn't we were like, is this the same show? Like, is this from and whatever? But no, it's not. It was a sneak peek for a new show called Earth Abides. Have you heard of that? No. Is there anybody in that that I would know?

slides. Have you heard of that? No. Is there anybody in that that I would know? The main character, Alexander Ludwig, who he was in Hunger Games. I know that guy. Yo, yeah, that's right. After months of isolation, Urshwood Ish Williams learns that most the world has fallen to a mysterious illness. Yet despite his instincts to further isolate ish leads the charge to develop a new civilization. Earth abides on MGM plus. This is how it

starts. He's a handsome geologist who lives like in the mountains. And he's like, he goes to some quarry, he's like looking for some rocks or whatever. and he drops his phone or something, and he like goes to reach down in it, and the rattlesnake bites him on the hand. And he's like, fuck! And he cuts it open, tries to suck the stuff out, and so then he goes back to his cabin,

and he basically gets really, really sick and kind of like sleeps for like two weeks. When he finally like kind of comes to and his hand's better and he's feeling better, he's like, okay, I two weeks. When he finally like it kind of comes to and his hands better and he's feeling better, he's like, okay, I gotta go into town or whatever. But I remember he lost his phone. So he goes into town, all of a sudden he gets into town and there's like a dead cop on the ground.

And there's like one of those like flashing, you know, like road work signs. That's like, due to pandemic, USA government has been suspended. God save the USA, shelter in place or whatever. So he's like, oh shit. So then he goes to his parents place. He goes inside and they're both dead.

And then he's like, fuck. And so then he like buries his parents and he's like, what do I do? So then he's like, I'm gonna go to Vegas. Now, we're not really sure how he goes to Vegas, but it's on MGM Plus. So I think it was just to show off the MGM grant. I'm not really sure.

Okay, that's insane. Sarah and I were like, hey, he was in Sacramento and now he's going to Vegas, whatever. So then he goes to Vegas, he meets like two people who survived. And they're like staying in the MGM grand and, you know, they're just kind of drinking and eating their life away. And he's like, I gotta go. And then he like kind of heads off and he finds a dog, he

decides to go back home to his parents house. And the episode kind of ends with he's like, sitting outside, kind of losing his mind all alone. He's like, looking out on the porch. And all of a sudden, he sees like there's a house, you know with he's like sitting outside kind of losing his mind all alone. And he's like looking out in the porch and all of a sudden he sees like there's a house, you know, he's like living in a neighborhood and there's a house maybe like two miles away that's got chimney smoke coming out. And like that's how the first episode ends. Anyways, so you so you like it? Yeah, really good.

OK, yeah. Earth abides. Is MGM Plus paying you? No, they're not. And you know what? I wish they would because they're charging me 7.99 a month now. I cannot believe you're paying for that.

Well, we're on a trial situation. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That makes it better. But they're putting out some content, you know? Okay. Yeah. But you're right. They should be paying me. They absolutely should be. Well, I'll have you know? Okay, yeah. But you're right, they should be paying me. They absolutely should be.

Well, I'll have you know, there is a new season of The Ultimatum that is finally out. Oh, what is that one again? I feel like you never got into this show. Okay. It's another one of those hosted by Nick and Vanessa Lachey, Netflix series. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did you ever watch this? I don't think so. So The Ultimatum is like either shit or get off the pot. Like either we get married or we- It's literally like, it's called like the ultimatum, marry or move on is the tagline. Yeah. So basically it's like six couples, I think.

And one of the people in each couple has like given the ultimatum that they either want to get married or they want to break up or they're going to break up. And so the whole experiment is that these six couples come onto the show, they go through and each person kind of says like why they're giving the ultimatum. Then they all mingle and they all pick other partners within the six couples. So then they move in with someone else for three weeks and be with someone else.

And then after the three weeks, they go back and move back in with their partner and then spend three weeks together. And then they have to decide, like I guess the person that was given the ultimatum has to decide if they're gonna get married or not. And if they still don't wanna get married, then they have to break up.

It's pretty good. Does it work for anybody? I can't really recall it working for many. I do feel like last season, there was a couple that it did work for, and they ended up staying together and getting married and living happily ever after or whatever. But for the most part, it's an absolute train wreck,

which is why it's such great television. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. And it's interesting, like, why it's such great television. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. And it's interesting, like, it's just so interesting, the couples, you know, like these shows, like, I feel like, like Love is Blind, for example, the way they cast it, it is like very normal people, right? Like they do a good job of casting, like very average, normal couples, whatever. And it's just so interesting to me to see 40 year old man with a 30 year old pretty little thing that lives in LA and like, come on, like he wants to get married

and she doesn't, like, are we shocked by this? It's just so funny to me that I feel like these people have to watch this back and be like, I'm an idiot. Obviously she wasn't gonna marry me. Yeah, well, I mean, some people need a little bit of clarity. Yeah, it's interesting. Is that why you've gone down to Australia?

To be like, hey, ultimatum time. Oh yeah, after three months. Yeah. Yes, that would be smart of me. Mm-hmm, that's good, good, good, good, good. Yeah, all that said, I only watched the first two episodes, but it's funny, like there's always one couple in every batch.

Yeah. Where the person that gives the ultimatum, you know, the ones that says like, either have to marry me or like we're breaking up. It's always the person that gave the ultimatum to like moves on really quickly. Like there's always one that like really hits it off with somebody and is like flirty and like touching them

at the cocktail party or whatever. And then the person that gave the ultimatum like loses their shit. You know what I mean? And he's like, what, this is what you wanted. You signed us up for this. And it's like, true. Yeah, but also the reason why the person

is giving the ultimatum is because they feel the relationship isn't very secure. That's why they want the ultimatum. And the other person's already got one foot out the door because they're like, you know what, I'm probably not gonna marry this person. Because if I was, I would have done it a while ago. Do you think that okay, so do you think when someone says like,

it's the right person, it's just not the right time? Do you believe that shit? Or no? Do you think they or do you think they have one foot out the door? If they're saying that? Yeah, I think if you want to marry someone, you're gonna marry them. Regardless of like the timing. I do think timing is important. Like I remember my with my like last girlfriend, I was like, I'm not marrying this person because I don't feel

financially secure and I'm not where I want to be in my career. And it was like all those things were like... But do you think if you weren't where you wanted to be in your career and you weren't financially where you are when you met Sarah, do you think if those things were still true when you had met Sarah, you would feel the same way? I don't. Yeah, maybe not. Maybe not.

It was the right person. It was the right time. If I knew that that was- Well, was it the right time because it was the right person? Yeah, maybe that's it. Maybe that's it. I think that's it.

Yeah, but- Right? So these hoes out here being like, yeah, you know, it's the right person. It's just not the right time. Bullshit. Yeah. All right, so the right person. It's just not the right time. Mm, bullshit. Yeah. All right.

So the ultimate is good. I love it. It's one of my between perfect match and this and the ultimate I'm like, they're my two favorite Netflix series. Okay. Reality shows here like these trash reality show series. Yeah. I watched a really fun like YA movie called you love a YA.

I love a YA. Could you know why brandy? Yeah, I'm young at heart or immature however you want to put it it's one or the other this movie is called low tide have you heard of it no no it's 824 no no wonder oh when a teenager Alan and his younger brother find a bag of gold coins in a dead man's island home they try try to hide it from their friends, but one of them, suspicious and violently unpredictable, is willing to do anything to get the money. Low tide. The main character is Jaden Martell, who has been in like a lot of stuff. He was

in Saint Vincent. He was in It. He was in Knives Out. He was in Midnight Special. He's a really good little actor. I like him a lot. This movie is just really, you know what it reminds me of? Did you ever watch Stand By Me? I don't think so. You ever watched Stand By Me? Who's in that? Kiefer Sutherland and Will Wheaton and...

No, it's not Raina Bell. Is this something I need to watch? Not Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, the guy that died, River Phoenix. You never seen that? River Phoenix is in it? No. Dude, you've never seen Stand By Me. Yeah, it's old.

It's from like the 90s or whatever, the 80s. Stand By Me? A movie, have you seen that? The movie? Yeah. Like the old one? Uh huh. Yeah, maybe when I was a kid. Okay. It's a famous movie. Okay, maybe I'll watch it. Okay.

Oh my god. It's so good. Okay, well anyways, it reminds me a lot of that movie for every, for the normal humans that listen to this podcast and know that movie. Yeah, of course. Thank you. Oh, now he's- Thank you, Matt. I didn't know that movie. Yeah, of course. Thank you. Oh, now he's. Thank you, Matt. OK, OK, we'll watch it.

I have three weeks of vacay to watch some shit. And it's like four little best friends that they think they know where a dead body is. And so they go out looking for it. They think it was this this kid was hit by a train. And so they go out and it's like this adventure that they go on. And I believe that it's a Stephen King short story. Stephen King? Yeah, Stephen King.

Shawshank Redemption, Stephen King. Did you know that? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I did. And like the green mile. There's a lot of Stephen King stuff that's like not scary that he has done. That's like fucking amazing.

That's true. Anyway, low tide. Check it out. Low tide. Low tide. I think you like it. Where do you watch this one? Prime. That's true. Anyway, Low Tide. Check it out. Low Tide. Low Tide, I think you like it. Where do you watch this one? Prime. Good for me, I got a lot of these. Will Wheaton, River Phoenix,

Corey Feldman, Jerry O'Connell, Kiefer Sutherland. Yeah, you did. I nailed it, dude. Yeah, you did. A writer recounts a childhood journey with his friends to find the body of a missing boy. Stand by me. You might just be a little too 86. You're a little

too young for it. I know but like you seem back to the future. I think that came out like 89 86. Well, I was alive in 89. You know, I don't like your tone. Too young for that movie. So this is, this is kind of dorky, but I was a huge X-Men fan as a child. Yes, we know. Yeah.

And so like, have you ever watched the animated cartoon in like the late nineties of X-Men? Disney has revamped it and they brought it back and it's called X-Men. Really? Yeah, it's called X-Men 97. And I started watching it. Oh, it's so good. I thought it was just the old cartoon and they were just like, you know, they were like, this is yeah, here it is if you want to watch it. No, it takes place. It picks up where it left off. Oh, it's fantastic. And it's made for adults now.

Like the original one was made obviously for kids. but now obviously these kids have grown up to me, to my age, and so they've made it for adults. And it's so awesome. X-Men 97. If you were an X-Men fan. X-Men 97. Check it out. They were passionate about that one.

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What's wrong with you? That's gross. No, no, that wasn't good. You ate your poo. Matt didn't even look up. Yeah. And the way you did it, No, that wasn't good. You ate your poo. Matt didn't even look up. And the way you did it, I eat my poo. It sounded like Tish doing it. No, I don't think so.

I eat my poo. He thinks it sounds like I eat my poo. What I just said. Do it to him, do knock knock. Knock knock. Who's that? I eat mop. I eat my poo. What I just said. Do it to him, do knock knock. Knock knock. Who's that? I eat mop. I eat mop.

I eat mop poo. Who the fuck I know? It's funnier when he says it. You guys are gross. He says we're gross. You know, of all the jokes I tell on this show, what was that? What was that? That was your favorite?

No, of all the jokes I've told this show, that was your favorite. So I don't know what that says about you. I don't either. Okay, I got some other stuff. More jokes or that was it? I do have more jokes. Boy, boy, okay. You want to hear another joke?

I would love to. All right. Is it interactive? No. All right, what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Nothing. I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

That's disgusting, Wells. Honestly, like this whole idea of like chicks peeing on dudes, like this has come up a lot lately and I just am so shocked at what a thing this is. Okay, first of all, you're the one who eats your own poo, so a little pee pee on the face is much different. That's disgusting. Why do men like that? We do.

It's a joke. That's a joke. No, some do. I know some people are into it. Has anyone ever asked you to pee on them? No, but remind me to tell you a story at the end of the podcast about who did ask someone to do that.

Really? Uh-huh. Yeah. I'd never been peed on before. Actually, I had a girlfriend who... Jesus. Well, we were in the shower and she started peeing in the shower.

What, like on your foot? Well, we were, yeah, standing next to one another. And I'm like, what are you doing? She's like, well, we're in the shower. I pee in the shower. And I was like, but I'm in it with you. They're gonna kind of pee on. I've peed in the shower while Matt's been in there.

So what the frick? No big deal. Matt said. Did he know that? Yeah, I think so. Oh, see. Did he pee in the shower with you? He says he's pissed on me a bunch in the shower

and I just don't even know. You guys are pee pee people. What are we talking about here? In the shower's different. No, it's not. It's not touching him when I pee in the shower. Whatever, man. You guys are pee-pee people.

Fine. All right, let's go. I got some things from the internet. This one's called, this one's called Knife Hands. Let's see what this is hold on I can't pick my cat. I can't high five anything. It's okay sir, let's work this out. What am I going to do, be a chef? Just chop up some meat. Chop that.

How did you call 911? I called on my phone. And how did you dial the number? With my fingers? Okay, where are your fingers? On my hand? Oh, God, they're back! Oh, thank you. Oh my God, look at them. I love these hands. What's your name? Is it Sharon? No.

Oh, Sharon, you're an angel. I am not. That's what an angel would say. Thank you, Sharon. You're welcome. This asset is really messing with me. That can't be real. I know, but it's pretty funny. It's fine.

Oh, God. I have knife hands. What, am I going to be a chef? Chop, chop, but it's pretty funny. It's fine. Oh God, I have knife hands. What am I gonna be a chef? Chop, chop, chop it. We need to fix your algorithm. Yeah, that's not right. Oh my God, okay, so there was this couple, did you see this couple that they wrapped their vows? No.

Do you want to be invited into what looks like the worst wedding ever to be put on by two human beings? Yes. Wait until you see this. I'm my own pride with zero hesitation I'm making you my wife Do you want something real? Yeah, yeah Hey Oh, gosh

They're wearing, both wearing like white linen like flowing white linen Their grandparents are in the background going like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What are you? Do you want something real? No

I don't want anything real, lady Will you always tell me how you feel? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have a man bun. Will you love me every day? Of course he has a man bun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got your head in frame.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all like that? Yeah. Y'all like that? No, we hated it. And I now want to die. Wow. Weddings will never be the same.

You're right. The worst people in the world, and I hate them so much. Can you imagine being at that wedding? I'd be like, if those were your kids. What are you modest Yahoo over here, my guy? No, stop it. Do the fucking normal wedding, OK? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I hated them and I- That was a lot. I don't like that. Dude, I saw the saddest and funniest thing. I don't even know how to explain what I saw. Okay. I was traveling to New York. I was in the TSA line, okay?

At LAX, if you've been to that one, you know it's kind of like way far left and in Terminal 4 or whatever. And there's this like an older Asian man who's in front of me. And he goes and then I'm kind of behind him and I'm a fast traveler, all right? Like I'm in, out, bang, bang, boom, boom, you know?

And then all of a sudden, we're getting slowed down by this man in front of me. But you know what? I was there plenty of time, no big deal, whatever. I'm chilling. And all of a sudden he gets stopped by the TSA X-ray person and they go, oh my God, is that a cat? And he's like, yeah, I'm so sorry.

They're like, you can't put a cat through here. He put the cat through the x-ray. He put the cat through the x-ray. And he's like, he was, I'm so sorry. He didn't really speak really good English. He's like, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I didn't know. And I'm sitting there being like, man, you can fucking, cat's got cancer now or something, you know?

But I had to be honest with you. I didn't fucking know you can't put a cat through x-ray either. I didn't know that. What do you mean? I don't know. You know, they're in that bag, you know, the little fucking breathable bag you throw.

No, you take them out and you carry them. You carry the cat through? Through the security thing, yeah. I didn't know that. And also this Asian guy didn't know that either. Anyways, it stopped business for a, they were like, what do we do? What do we do?

And they're like, get the cat out of there. And then they're like, do we need to run them again? Like they brought in people and I'm like, what's the big fucking deal guys? Also. Wow. I mean, I feel bad for the cat. I'm sure the cat.

Me too. I bet that was scary. But here's the thing, my guy, every time I go in to get the dentist, they do that shit to my face. Oh, speaking of, I'm so glad you brought this up. I went to the dentist last week. And apparently when they do your teeth x-rays now,

the lady was like, so, the, whoever they are, the people that make the rules about things like wearing the lead vest for X-rays apparently have decided that you don't have to wear the lead vest anymore because the dental X-rays, she said, this was verbatim, is as much radiation as eating two bananas. Do you know that you get radiation from eating bananas?

I didn't know that. Me neither, I didn't understand what she meant by that. But she meant it as in to say like it's nothing and you don't have to wear the lead vest. And I was like, well, what if I want to wear the lead vest? Like, is there, you know, is there like a con to wearing the lead vest? And she was like, well, no. And I was like, great, give it to me.

Put it on. Talk me out of wearing the lead vest. Try to give you cancer, man. It was freaky. I'm like, okay, so all these years we've had to wear this lead vest and now You just don't talk me out of wearing the lead vest. Trying to give you cancer, man. It was freaky. I'm like, okay, so all these years we've had to wear this lead vest and now we just don't? I thought you were the one that never gets their x-rays done because you think it's bullshit.

Well, I don't think it's necessary to do it like every year. Seems a little nuts. Why? I have to do it every six months. Oh, I do it once a year. But you go to the dentist every six months? Mm-hmm, but they only do the x-rays every other time. Oh, they do. But I still think that's unnecessary, but I have this

My dentist does this program where you pay like a yearly fee and it's for your two cleanings and your x-rays and it's like Less than just paying for it separately and that's so that's what I do But I just was so confused by the radiation banana Situation and just wondered if you'd heard about that. What were you more shocked about? Were you more shocked that you don't need to wear the lead vest or that bananas are giving people radiation? Yeah, that's why I don't eat bananas. So that's you had no idea before I brought it up. But now I know that's my body saying this is why.

The bananas always give me heartburn. That's what it is. My heart burning of radiation. Interesting. I love bananas. Like a banana dude. Like a banana. Also just to circle back to travel. If you get to talk about it, I get to talk about it. Okay, hear me out. I have an idea. I mean, my travel stories about a guy putting a cat through an x-ray machine, but I'm listening.

Remember my idea about how kids should sit in the back of the plane? Yeah. Okay, I have another idea. Okay, remember my idea about how kids should sit in the back of the plane. Yeah Okay, I have another idea. Okay, people are so upset about that Here's my other idea. Mm-hmm. It seems only fair if there are going to be assigned seats on a plane So any airline aside from Southwest it seems only fair that I should get to know ahead of time If I'm picking a seat next to a child So like for instance, there was an infant, three rows in front of me on this freaking 14 hour flight I just took.

Yeah. And it seems to me like they should, it should be color coded. Like, hey, there's an infant in this seat. You know what I mean? If I'm paying thousands of dollars for a seat, I should be able to know if I'm in the vicinity of a screaming child for 14 hours, right?

Yeah, but don't you have noise canceling headphones at this point? I don't want to sleep in those. You don't? No, that's uncomfortable. It can't be that hard to just make it so that if somebody says that they have a freaking infant that it's color coded like in their little graph when you pick your seat, it's like let's just make, you know, orange squares people with with children under a certain age. It's all I'm saying. So airlines,

you know, oh, did you see how in DC they were like going ham on the the CEOs of airlines like the spirit so entertaining. Oh, I know. The guys like dude, your airline is a nightmare. It's garbage. But yeah, now finding out that all those people, they get their incentivized to be like, your bag doesn't fit.

How wild is that? Yeah, you motherfuckers. We knew it this whole time. Dude, we're getting to the point now where it's just, like, it's almost easier just to ship your clothes, like, by UPS. What's the point of paying the employees to check bags? Like it seems to me like you're paying an employee

to check a bag that you're then getting paid for. But if you hadn't had to pay the employee to check the bag then it's the same thing. No, cause they'll probably charge you 30 bucks and they get paid 10 bucks. So then they're making 20 bucks. That is so insane. Dude, everyone's trying to fuck us, man.

We all got a band together as humans, you know? Yeah. Dude, we're trying to fuck us, man. We all got to band together as humans, you know? Yeah. Dude, we're all getting fucked. Dude, it's time for the French Revolution, man. It's band together. Yeah. When there's too many fees for the baggage claim, then the poor go for the rich people seats.

Anyways, I got another joke. You want to hear another joke? You know, I didn't know if I could handle any more laughter, but let's hear it. A man gets trapped on a desert island with a dog and a pig. And so he's on this island. He's there for a very long time. Time goes by and you know, the man has certain needs that he needs fulfilled.

And so after a while he starts looking, that pig starts looking real attractive, you know? And- I don't like this joke. So one night the man starts kind of caressing the pig's snout, say like kind of romantic things in the pig's ear and all the dog hears this and starts growling.

Grrr. Stops him from what he's doing. Okay, rolls over and doesn't try that again. Two weeks later, same thing starts cresting the pig's nose late at night when the dog's asleep. Starts whispering into the pig's ear. Dog wakes up, runs over, starts gnawing at the man's leg, pulling him off the pig. Man's like, man, I know what to do. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr And he goes, oh my God, thank God you're here. Oh, can you hold that fucking dog down? Where did you get this one?

You want to know where I heard that? Betty White. I heard Betty White tell that joke. That's an insanely terrible, disgusting joke. On the set of, what was the fucking old lady show that she was on? I don't know. See, in the beginning, I thought you were gonna say

he was gonna eat the pig. No. Not fuck the pig, that's disgusting. That's why it's funny. No. The Golden Girls, yeah, yeah, yeah. Betty White from the Golden Girls. How funny is that? Great joke. No, but I have PTSD from watching that very first episode of Black Mirror where the guy fucks the pig. Oh yeah. He like

fucked me up for a long long long long long time. I just can't think about it anymore. That was a good one. No, it was not. It was very disturbing. You got some musics? Maybe. I really like this song from Goldford called Ride the Storm. Have you heard of them? No. at home as these days go by. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I can't keep you safe, but I can keep you warm. As Goldford ride the storm. I got a Michael Keewanuka vibe to it. This is a terrible time of year for new music. I've been finding some stuff. I think it's pronounced Jocont- Jocont-tiny?

Jocont-tiny? A song called Stop Calling. Stoneware's approved to cover up your lies I love my boy Stop calling I love my boy Stop calling Boy, please get off my life Stop calling

I love my boy Stop calling It's been one too many times? That one not trying to be a friend there ain't no getting Jacontinae Stopcalling. That's cool. You like that one? Yeah.

Yeah, I do. This is Casey Lowry. We'll go out on low mood season. Going on with you. You're in Australia. You're there for I guess until after Christmas. Yeah, I'm here for three weeks. Damn, it's a long time.

It's a really long time, what am I gonna do with myself? Yeah, I don't know. About responsibilities and shit, you know? What a concept. Yeah, how are you feeling? Are you feeling better? You know, I was. Yeah.

I was feeling really good, and then I played a show in Vegas on Friday night. Yeah. I was feeling really good. And then I played a show in Vegas on Friday night. Yeah. And I think I maybe over exerted myself. Well, maybe it's between that and the 14 hour plane ride. I didn't feel so hot when I got here. Well, maybe it's good then that you are not doing anything for three weeks. I know. I know. I'm gonna try to chill and just like, enjoy some time off and watch some movies and,

like see some shit. I don't know, I've been to Australia in like 14 years. I've never been. We're gonna see some shit. You've never been? That's crazy. I know. I gotta go. You're such a little traveler.

I know. I wanna go there and I wanna go to New Zealand. New Zealand, yeah I know. Well, take it all in. Maybe in the cards, we'll see. Yeah, that'll be fun. Where are you exactly? Are you in Melbourne?

Are you in Brisbane? Are you in Auckland? Are you in New South Wales? Are you in- I'm near Brisbane. Near Brisbane. Yeah, your accidents needs some work. A bison is a plice, you are a bison.

That's pretty good. Pretty good. No. Nice try though. All right. All right, why are you doing? Nothing. Oh, I'm going to Vegas. Weirdly enough, I'm going to Vegas to play.

Why don't you ever go to Vegas when I'm in Vegas? Because you don't invite me to go play golf. I'm going to play in some golf Why don't you ever go to Vegas when I'm in Vegas? Cause you don't invite me to go play golf. I'm going to play in some golf tournament with the NBA. And then I'm going to like some NBA game or something. All right. So. That's cool. Yeah, that's about it.

And then we got the in-laws coming in. So I gotta get ready for that. Got it. Yeah. Well, that's cool. All right, well I have tears. Well, happy holidays out there. I guess, fuck the man, save the empire.

Jason Tardick is not the adjuster. And knock, knock. Who's there? I eat my, I eat my poop. No, it's a very far stretch. No, it's not. Bye. No, it's a very far stretch. No, it's not. It is. Bye! Bye!