Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Peter & The Magic Wand

Episode Date: January 15, 2020

This week on YFT, Brandi has been chilling suh-hard after her fam left Nashville and Wells has found his beanie-wearing, handkerchief-loving counterparts on his first visit to Brooklyn. Looks like our buddy Ryan Serhant may be getting some business from Sarah and Wells post-nuptials! After a week of relaxation for Brandi and studying up for the Golden Globes for Wells, the hosts have plenty of favorite things, from oldies like Friday Night Lights (ding for Connie Britton’s hair), the Korean film Parasite (if you don’t like subtitles, please grow up), and even Pilot Pete’s season of The Bachelor (look out for Wells’ new nickname for Pete...). Wells and Brandi share their theory for the ending of Pete’s unspoiled season, their feelings on Meghan quitting her job as princess, and their thoughts on mayonnaise on pasta. And YFTers, please tell us which side you’re on when it comes to the rolling suitcase debate, because the hosts just can’t seem to find common ground (pun intended). Hopefully next week, Brandi can speak to her friend and finally answer the question we’re all asking: Did they windmill? Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers. HONEY– Get Honey for free at JoinHoney.com/YFT THIRDLOVE– Go to ThirdLove.com/YFT to get 15% off your first purchase BILLIE– Visit MyBillie.com/YFT to get 10% off your razor

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dings uh is this like the first time you've really spent in Brooklyn? Never been to Brooklyn before. What? Why didn't anyone tell me about Brooklyn? I just feel like they would have thought you knew because it's such a Wells Adams place to be. I know. I've heard that like Williamsburg is so hipster and cool. And then now I'm here and I'm like,

first of all, you can walk around everywhere. Everyone looks like me. You know? A lot of leather jackets, a lot of cool boots. Beanies, I bet. Beanies everywhere.

Handkerchiefs for no real reason. You know? The hotel I'm staying at, the restaurant is bomb ass food dang i'm sure i mean i went to this bar last night called the whiskey like the whiskey saloon or something like that and i became best friends with some mob guys oh oh i mean i don't know if they're mob guys but they sounded like mob guys. Very interesting.

And these two guys were with all these girls, so all the girls wanted to take pictures with me. And then like, thanks so much for being so cool. You're a made guy now. And I was like, all right. He's like, John Gotti could have a problem with you, and you got no problems here. You're my boy now. I'm in. In in brooklyn it's a 15 minute train ride yeah on the l train or something man you are so hipster right now right into the city bro yeah right are you are you are you moving there you sound very passionate about this i was

talking to sarah and because she desperately you know she's from new york and i think she wants to have a place in new york okay hold on but what about brooklyn all right yeah i mean i feel like it's cheaper you know all these days i'm not sure it is so trendy but but i feel like you guys could easily just instead of getting a new place in LA, just keep the place in LA and get a place in Brooklyn. I know, man. I'm all about that Brooklyn life. So yeah. Hit up our buddy, our realtor buddy.

Ryan Serhant, right? Yeah, hit him up. Don't worry. Don't worry. All right. Let me get through a wedding first and then we'll talk about real estate later. Okay. Sounds good. What's going on in your world? Not a whole lot, which is actually really nice.

My whole family went back to LA. Love them so much, but happy to have my space back. And I've just been chilling really hard. So since we've last talked, I had just started. I had to start season one of Friday Night Lights because I was so scarred from that movie. And I've continued to watch Friday Night Lights all week long. And I'm on season three, which is embarrassing. But I've watched a lot of Friday Night Lights and just like sat here.

Oh, my God. Yeah. How is it the fourth time around? It's just as great as I remember, honestly. Like Friday Night Lights, Coach Taylor, hub hubba freaking hubba I know I understand now that I'm 32 I understand my mom's crush on coach Taylor all these years and Tammy Taylor like they are freaking couple goals like their banter back and forth is just everything to me like the writing on that show is so good and now that I'm re-watching it for like a fourth time

I realize that the way it's shot is like it's very similar to The Office, but this was shot before The Office, right? So like they were the first to do this like shaky camera, like zooming in and out of people, like camera style of like that style of shooting that's so popular now. Like they were doing that way back then. Props to Peter Berg. Okay. I like how you are giving a ding to a show that no joke ended 10 years ago. It's so good i just convinced who was i with i was with somebody a few days ago who had never seen it and i was like oh my god you have to watch it so i'm still i'm still turning people on to friday night lights here i'm gonna blow your mind right now you've never seen it never seen an episode of friday night lights

i don't i mean i don't know it's really really a Wells Adams type of show, but it's just so good. I do think you would appreciate Coach Taylor. Yeah, and I like Connie Britton. She's in it. She's got gray hair, bro. She looks the same in Dirty Jaune as she looked in Friday Night Lights.

She does not age. Let's give a ding for Connie Britton's hair. Connie Britton, period. She looks great. I feel like so much... And she played a freaking country star on Nashville for years. She kills it. I know.

I used to see her all the time at Radnor Lake. I'm like, oh, man, that's Connie Britton. Is she tall? Your hair looks amazing. As you like your height, I feel like. She looks so tall on television. Yeah. You know, Manifest is back.

Oh, is it? Have you started watching it? I just finished the first episode of season two. How is it? It's good. You know, the first episode of a season or a first episode, it's always like everyone, they're like recapping and like getting you back in, like pulling you back into the plot. So the beginning was like a little slow.

And honestly, there were things that i'm not quite sure i remembered like i don't think i remembered mckenna and zeke having a love affair at the end of season one do you remember that i don't know so long ago yeah i don't i just didn't somehow i missed that i think but like little creepy kid that has all the visions he keeps telling McKenna and Zeke they have to be together. But, you know, McKenna and her hot cop guy finally started working things out towards the end of season one. And he is so fine. Like, how do you, I mean, how do you pick anyone over this hot cop?

Like, he is a gorge. And Zeke's all up in here, like messing up the romance. And that's the only part of the show that I'm not down with. I don't like the Zeke guy. But this episode ends really well. Somebody comes back that we haven't seen for a second at the very, very end

and it throws a nice little loop into the plot and I'm feeling, I think it's going to be a great season. All right. Yeah. I do love Samantha Fest. Love. I feel like a lot has happened

since we last done the show. Well, we did record early last week, so you're probably right. Did we talk about the Golden Globes at all? No. Yeah, I went to the Golden Globes. How's that? So it was right after that Iranian whatever guy got killed. Was security really high or something?

So the Golden Globes takes place at the Beverly Hills Hilton. So we were on a like a balcony overlooking the red carpet so we were high up and we could see there were so many snipers yikes it was really quite unsettling but i guess also settling because you're like well at least we're you know at least got this thing under lockdown but i guess yeah but it was fun but the golden globes is i think my favorite of all i can't believe i'm saying this this is coming out of my mouth of all the award shows the golden globes is my favorite one you are such a snob i know like well because it's the

one that everyone gets fucking lit up at really i mean i do feel like it's the creme de la creme of award shows well i think the oscar is the creme de la creme of award shows. Well, I think the Oscars are the creme de la creme of award shows, no? I don't know. They're so stuffy and like... The Golden Globes... Tell me the difference. So is Oscars just film and Golden Globes just TV? No.

No? Golden Globes is both. Golden Globes is both. Golden Globes, I believe, is voted on by the Hollywood Foreign Press. Oh, and then Oscars is the Academy. The Academy. And then the I think the is the Emmys. Emmys is TV only. But is that is the Emmys?

Fan voted? I don't think so. No, like like actual like actors vote on it. I don't fucking know. No, I think only the sag awards are that's right you're right which i actually always enjoy watching because i like seeing what other like like the like it's like your peers are voting on you which i think is really cool and it's always a cool award show to watch but the golden globes there's something about the oscars like yeah like getting an oscar is a big deal but i feel like the golden globes is what like the talent actually

like gets excited about. And maybe it's because it's film and TV and it's everybody. I don't know. Anyways, it was fun. So how it works is there's the main ballroom where they're actually doing the show, like broadcasting.

And I think you really are only able to get in the Golden Globes ballroom if you're up for a Golden Globe or a gigantic star i guess and then there's a party next door called the in style party and that's like where everyone is like hanging out and so the it party yeah and so we're there watching it on tv like in the next door room and then after the golden globes finishes its broadcast all those people who were nominated and who won come over to the install party and then just

proceed to get lit up and then you go to like all these different other parties but we didn't do that we just hung out at the install party we fucking slayed our elevator you guys always slay that dude well that's the thing sarah has the the most like popular one in history it's like got 33 million views from this year or a previous. No, from years ago. And it's like her and her ex like making out. So like,

whatever, it's fine. Your guys's are really, really good. I know we did. So we had like so many different ideas and finally we came up with, um, with that one,

with the twister. And here's how freaking amazing this is. So, so I'm like, you know, like kind of like on, not on all, like on, all – like crab walking kind of. And so she's like on top of me and then she falls.

So we practiced it. And the first time we practiced it, I'm in this freaking nice tuxedo, right? No, did it rip? The button in the middle rips out. I'm like, oh, no. So like the entire time I was like walking around hobnobbing with, like, famous people, like, with, like, my chest hair poking out. So, you know. That's insane.

Well, the photo of Sarah on the carpet next to Joaquin Phoenix, like, went so viral. It's ridiculous. It was so good. I know. So, like, it's so annoying. Like, we went and did the carpet together, you know. And that's not so annoying. It like, it's so annoying. Like we went and did the carpet together, you know, and that's, it's not so annoying. It just, it is what it is.

But like, so we were together for that. I was right there for that. And then what they do is they say, hey, listen, can we get glamour shots? Which means, hey, fucking guy that no one gives a shit about, move out of the way. Totally. So I was like, yeah, okay, fine. And so right when I moved out of the way, she looks back and it's freaking joaquin phoenix there and then you know she bows to him and then he bows back and it was just an amazing moment but i will say this because i was doing the pre-show for the golden

globes it forced me to do my homework which means i watched so many movies right beforehand and boy oh boy do i have some suggestions for you, even though you probably know about them because, yeah, they were winning Golden Globes. Let's hear it. Give me a ding for Jojo Rabbit. Never heard of it. It is the best movie I have seen in five years. Who's in it?

I'm hoping I have some of these. I'm a in five years. Who's in it? I'm hoping I have some of these. So I'm a SAG member. So every year I get most of the films and some of the TV stuff that is nominated for all these awards. So I gotta go find my DVD player, but I'm excited. I have a whole pile of them I wanna watch.

So I'm glad that you have watched some so you can tell me what to watch first. That can be, I haven't heard of this. So the main character is this like 10 year old little boy who is the cutest freaking thing in the world. His name is Roman Griffin Davis. And it's taking place during World War II in Germany. Roman Griffin Davis, the 12-year-old boy, he plays Jojo.

And he is in a Hitler youth camp. So it's like Cub Scouts for fucking Nazis. Okay. That's crazy. And Jojo has an imaginary friend. And his imaginary friend is Hitler. What? Played by, I don't know if I'm going to say his name right.

Taika Waititi. I don't know. He's an Australian actor actor have you ever seen like what we do in the shadows that no that movie's so freaking funny anyways he's an australian actor i think he's also in thor um but he's like friends with like the five the concords dudes he plays adolf hitler wow So the back and forth between Jojo and this imaginary friend, Adolf Hitler, is so funny.

And then Scarlett Johansson plays his mom. So he is like full-blown, like hates Jews, full-blown Nazi. Wow. And then... Don't ruin it. I know. And then there's something that changes i'm not doing a very good job explaining it let me just read that what the a young boy in hitler's army finds

out his mother is hiding a jewish girl in their home jojo rabbit i've never like that's it that's all i'm giving you so i laughed really really hard in the beginning of the movie like it is really really funny i cried so much at the end of it really and i i'm i i am a much more emotional person than sarah like she didn't cry but i was bawling crying it is wow the best fucking movie I have seen in a very, very long time. Okay. I'm serious, Brandy. It's almost like a Wes Anderson film. It's got that feel to it.

It's very stylized and very, very funny. But then it's got Hartman, Jojo Rabbit. Seriously, go watch it. The other one that I watched. Who directed it? The Australian actor. Oh, he's in it and he directed it? Yeah, and he wrote it.

Wow. The other one that I saw that was getting a lot of Golden Globes love, which is fantastic, and I think we talked about it beforehand, is Parasite. Have you seen Parasite? I haven't, no. So it's a Korean film, so if you don't like subtitles, grow up, I guess. I thought it was a horror film because it's called parasite it's so not that it's about this family who's just really really poor kind of trying to figure

out a way to screw over rich people and it is so good and funny and cringeworthy and well done and shot beautifully and crazy. And like that movie is so good. So even if you don't like freaking subtitles, get into it. Oh, dude, we didn't start the show. Oh, yeah, we didn't. Wow. It's been like 20 minutes. It totally has.

Better late than never, they say. You want me to start it? Go for it. Buckle up your seatbelts, bros and hoes. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandy. Sorry, we're late. Yeah.

But at least we did the intro. We did, yeah. And then the other one that I saw is going back to Sarah's run-in with Joaquin Phoenix on the red carpet. I finally saw Joker. Oh, my gosh. I've been meaning to watch it all weekend. Oh, you haven't seen it? No, but I bought it on iTunes, and it's just been sitting in my library because every time I want to start it, I feel like I'm just like this much too tired where i might fall asleep and i i don't want to

be tired when i watch it so it's in my queue so pumped give joaquin phoenix all the fucking awards just give just get there is no need for him to keep on going to awards shows because he's already got the award like he is so good in it that's what i've heard and it's like tough you know like i was talking to tanya rad um who i do all those pre-shows with and she's what i've heard and it's like tough you know like i was talking to tanya rad um who i do all those pre-shows with and she's like i don't want to watch it i'm not going to watch it i don't like believe in kind of the message you know and there's all these you know there's school shootings and all this stuff we live in like a very dangerous time and i think it's like a it's a bad movie you know for that to that i'm like i get where you're coming from but like just as someone who enjoys art you

should watch it because what he fucking does he makes you root for him yeah and that's the genius of the whole thing and the other thing is this and what i what i loved about this origin story is he is batman before batman he is a vigilante the only difference is he kills people and batman doesn't but he takes the law into his own hands he hurts bad people there's not a huge difference and like all the twists and turns that they throw into this thing is beautiful like your mind's gonna be blown i can't wait to watch it i'm gonna watch it tonight actually yeah there's not a huge difference between the joker and batman i mean there is of course the twists and turns that i don't i don't want to say to ruin it for you you're like it'll be like oh that actually makes a lot of sense anyways the freaking joker dude i mean i'm not great i'll give you another

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Have you seen The Watchman? No, people keep telling me to watch that. That's good. I will say I'm big into The Watchman. So if you're looking for, I mean, there's a lot of shows on there right now, but The Watchmen's great. Oh, I finally did. I'm doing The Mandalorian. What's that? It's the Star Wars thing on Disney Plus about the origin story of Boba Fett, I guess, or Boba Fett's dad.

I don't know. That's fantastic. It's great. Did you see, I see commercials for it on Hulu, that there is a Disney Plus show called High School Musical The Musical The Show or The Series or something like that. It's literally called High School Musical The Musical The Series. Terrible name. Change it right now. Like how many times can you recreate this thing?

It was High School Musical that was a movie. Then it was High School Musical The Musical. And now it's High School Musical that's a movie that was a movie that was a musical and it's now a series. Then it was High School Musical the musical. And now it's High School Musical that's a movie that was a movie that was a musical. And it's now a series. Someone needs to be fired immediately for that. There's some asshole that thinks that's so funny. And then everyone under him is like, God, Gary's such a dick.

It's the lamest fucking name ever. Gary is actually a big way at Disney. So careful. There you go. There it is. That fucking guy. I love Gary. We'll just do Bachelor do bachelor then okay this episode was so good it was so much better than the first one champagne problems baby oh my gosh dude that poor girl that was genius television like every season

i go to paradise i'm like god you guys are so good and then like they do something to like make it better and that episode with how much of it is like just luck though that stuff like that happens like i mean they didn't shake the champagne bottle today like the calamity of errors that happened to that fucking girl is i've been more before i i do and i don't like i i'm sorry it's so funny but champagne champagne gate 2020 is out there that girl cries more than ashley i canetti which is saying something by the way it's true i mean i feel bad because i was a bottle of dom perignon like you can see it's a really nice bottle of champagne you know and she's fucking telling everyone and everyone's like pumping her up about it and then hannah ann who's gonna fucking waltz her way right into hometowns you know it goes and just snipes it like a true villain and it's

beautiful okay but like for me as i watched that i was like where do you draw the I mean I guess you know but like if I was standing there as a producer and watched Hannah Ann grab that bottle and didn't say like hey that's not that means somebody brought that from her it's like not the right one like I know that's great tv and they can't pass that up but also like morally I just don't think I could have stood there and watched her open that bottle knowing it was that other girl set up yeah and it would be one thing if like the girl like set up something that had been in the house or that they had provided like whatever but for her to have brought this bottle from home kept it a year like sob story whatever i just can't believe everybody

just stood there and let that happen but i can because it's the bachelor and it's good to be and i get it whatever but it was so sad dude the producers are ruthless man yeah and i guess so you know and like here's the thing though like the producers are setting up situations obviously or not stopping situations obviously but then it's up to the people who are on the show to respond accordingly you know like you can't the producers can't make her fucking lose her mind you know i know the producers can't make her throw up a bottle by the way to everyone out there never drink champagne out of the bottle because that shit happens nine times out of ten like you're unless it's like half drunk and like a little flat that's gonna

happen to you every single time. So you know what, Kelsey? Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula. That's going to happen. But like that happening, I wish I was a producer when that happened. I would have fucking lost my mind. I would have been on the floor dying laughing.

I just felt so bad for her. But it was funny. But I can tell you how it was set up. It was like she set that thing up and then hannah ann went to a producer and was like hey i want to do something special for peter and i don't even know if she was one that said i want champagne they might have been like well why don't you get like a nice bottle of champagne and go cheers together and she was like great that's perfect and they just didn't stop her when because exactly they just didn't tell her which where it was you know they're also they're also like kind of brand new

in that house still they might not know hey it's by the fireplace in the corner you know it's in the it's in the gazebo over there you know like she might not know i don't think it was like malicious and i know i don't either and i do think that that Kelsey like I don't think she's being a bully I am also like everyone that word annoys me because I know people get real sensitive about the word bully but I don't think she was being a bully I think she was just being mean and maybe irrational is the word I would say you know like yeah well she was just way too emotional about the whole situation and I'd be like hey listen dude I'm so sorry i did not know that that was your bottle you know and you know she's like hey dude the producer just told me that i had a bottle of champagne waiting for you know like what do you want me to do i'm fucking trying to come out here and destroy your date but like the

way it ended bro with it in the face i know i know so good but you know both of them are going the distance oh for sure oh my god for sure so so who are your favorites like your front runners well so i went on arden's podcast that i did a live show with arden arden is an amazing comedian she's on the show insatiable and she has a podcast about the bachelor and it's of it's fantastic because it's like all comedians talking about the bachelor which is much to be fair much funnier than actually people from the bachelor talking about the bachelor and we did we went through all the girls um on the show and I said that I thought Hannah was going to win because when everyone's like, well, that's because she looks like Sarah.

But she does look like Sarah. Now that you say that. Yeah. So Pete's got some good taste, man. What about you? Who do you think is going to be the winner? I think Hannah Ann is like, I don't know, just your typical like cute girl has an Instagram following, whatever, and she'll probably go far.

But I don't think she's going to win-win the whole thing. Honestly, it's way too early for me to tell. And I've read zero spoilers this year, so I have no idea what the heck's going on. Honestly, it's too early for me to know because Peter is not holding back. He is kissing everybody and telling everybody he's into that he's into them. He's spreading himself a little thin early on if you ask me but at least he's like um saying how he really feels but my fave so far i love kelly and i know like i'm friends with her sister and i know that gives her a one out but i just i do like her and i'm excited for them to show more of her

because she didn't get any air time really in this episode. And then the first episode, all you really get to hear about her is that she's met him before. You don't really get to see much of her personality. So I'm hoping that they show more of Kelly next week because I do really, really like her. Oh, wait, you know the girl who hooked up with him before the show?

I know her sister. So did they bang? I don't know any of that. I really, truly don't. Did they windmill? I don't know. Dude that. I really, truly don't. Did they windmill? I don't know. Dude, you know he took her to pound town for sure. I feel like probably yes.

I mean, I just don't know. I don't know Kelly well enough at all to know if she would just hook up with a guy like that or not. I don't know. Dude, my boy's got a magical dick. I don't think I'd put it past him, even though I don't know Peter at all, but anyway, so I like Kelly. Wait, but hold on. Hannah went back to the well, not once, not twice, not three times, four times

at the windmill, and then now Kelly's coming back after a impromptu bang session in a hotel. This guy has got a magical wand. I mean, maybe. I think so. Dude, I gotta see what this thing looks like bro anyway i love kelly i want them to show more of her and then we also haven't seen i don't think

hardly anything from this girl either but her name is sarah and she's the other girl that's from tennessee like hannah ann's from tennessee but this is the other tennessee girl and she's really freaking cute and just from like the little stuff you see online about her and everything, she seems like really down to earth and cool. So she's like one I've got my eye on. I don't know anything about this Confederate flag thing, but Victoria F is very controversial. And I will be the first to admit she is way too emotional and dramatic, but there's something about her that I like. And I don't know if it's just that she's super honest about everything and just kind of says things like they are that's what i like about her i also feel like in some weird way there's something about her that reminds me of

shailene woodley it's like her mannerisms or something or the way she talks reminds me shailene woodley and i love shailene woodley shout out she's a great actress and super cute i don't know there's just something about victoria f that i that i like i don't i don't know that she's going to go very far just because she's so insecure and dramatic, and I just don't think that lasts long on this show, but I like her. Yeah, I'm not buying the Victoria F. thing at all like you are. Here's my thing on her. She's so nervous to walk the runway, and this is so out of her character. What are you talking about?

You came on a reality TV show. You're not shy. Okay? You're not. You went through the entire process. You showed them that you can actually do this show. I do not believe you at all. You're saying this to get sympathy.

I'm not buying it. But they do put shy people on that show probably because they know that they'll end up being good TV because of that insecurity. Like, think about on your season, our buddy James Fjortes, or however you say his last name, he was so shy. Like, he went on there and barely said two words because he's so shy. And, like, they casted him. Like, they do cast those personalities, I think, because it does provide drama when you put them up against somebody like Hannah Ann, who's a model and has all the confidence in the world. Can we all just go back to Pete is still in love with Hannah B? I guess. And honestly, I know everybody loves her, but she

has had her five, her 10, her 15 seconds of fame with everything she's done. And I just think that, I don't know. I just don't think she should have come back and tried to be on this season I just don't I think she needs to leave Peter alone let him do his thing for like I just feel like if I was sitting there as Peter and someone who had broken up with me and picked not one but two other guys over me and then tried to come back and say that that really wasn't what she wanted. And it was really him and Jed at the end. Like, I just wouldn't buy that for anything. I'm sorry.

I had to me, that would just seem like a really desperate attempt to get me back because the other two didn't work out and that wouldn't make me feel very good. And I just don't, I just didn't approve of that move. Yeah, it was a bad play. I'll say that. And I agree with all those girls. What is going on here? Like, stop showing up every episode.

But yeah, I just think it seems very very very manipulative that's what i think i mean this is going back to like our my old thoughts of like you need to have older bachelorettes and older bachelors because she she made 23 year old mistakes you know she totally guess what she went for the rock star. Heard that story before, you know? Yep. Come on. You know, obviously Pete's the hot guy on campus right now, and she's like, damn, screwed that one up.

But whatever. He's also like the good one. He's like the good guy that treats you right, that you let go for the guy that treats you like crap. Dude, this is what I told JoJo. I said, hey, listen, dude, I'm the good guy. You're going to look back on this and you're going to be like, shit, I fucked that up.

I don't think she thinks that, but that's a good point. I don't think she thinks that, but everyone thinks that. So that's what's important. But I do. I was so scared Peter was going to be like, okay, like was going to buy into that and just totally surrendered to that and be like, like like was gonna buy into that and just totally surrendered to that and be like okay I want to be with you and it's like thank god he did and I'm

so glad that he had decided to stand up for himself and tell her no did he tell her no he asked her if she would come stay she did and then she like never really answered that question like that there was no it was weird because he said that and then it was just never she never addressed it then she just like crawled into his lap which was really weird and got sparkles all over him, which is such, I just feel like that. I don't know. That's such a move, like marking her territory for him to walk out there with sparkles all over his suit. But she crawled into his lap and then kind of out of nowhere after it seemed like he was kind of like giving in, he was just like, you know what? I can't do this.

And like, that was just it. It was weird. in he was just like you know what I can't do this and like that was just it it was weird what annoys me about that whole thing is like knowing understanding the shoot schedule what annoys me is Hannah you can't go on The Bachelor because you're doing Dancing with the Stars right now so what are you doing here are you just fucking with this poor kid do you really still have feelings if so i don't know how you're gonna do this you know but here's my thing like you can keep they have some amazing super teases on this episode and you see chris is like dude something just came to my attention

we just found out i gotta tell you then he freaks out i'm wondering if hannah comes later in the season i wouldn't be surprised she can keep, she can't keep herself away. Well, I mean, Pete's got that magical dick. I think she also really likes her TV time. You do not like Hannah Brown.

You know what? I just, I just can't, like, manipulation is one thing that like, I just can't, I can't deal with.

And I just, the whole thing, her coming on that episode to me was just such a manipulative move. I don't know. Like, it just didn't sit with. And I just, the whole thing, her coming on that episode to me was just such a manipulative move. I don't know. Like it just didn't sit with me right. It was supposed to be a fun day

and like, yeah, it just spiraled out, but whatever. I didn't like it. I think she comes back later and fucks with him. For sure.

And I would not be surprised if they're the ones who are together at the end. I really wouldn't. That would be insane. That would, I would be really disappointed if that's the way the season ends but we shall see astro why are we on the counter off oh she's just staring at me all right here i got it i figured it out i got it this is oh yeah just in those two seconds you just put it all together figured it out hannah brown's coming back she's gonna blow everything up they're gonna be the ones that leave

together hannah ann is gonna be devastated because she definitely think it's gonna be hannah and hannah the last two hundred percent i could write the problems for you right now i'm gonna be bummed if that's the way you want to know why i think that though like okay so that girl's name isn't really hannah ann Her name is Hannah. Well, it's her middle name. I don't think she goes by that. Her name is like Hannah Sluss. That's her last name though.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think because of the Hannah Brown thing and they were like, you got to be something different because we can't have back-to-back Hannahs like at the end of this thing, you know? So you got to be Hannah Ann or something. So here's what's going to happen, bros and girls. I figured it out. So Hannah B's coming back blowing the whole thing up they're gonna leave together and guess who's the bachelorette hannah ann america's sweetheart kelly kapowski boom i really hope your theory is not true dude that would be such a good episode though man no ari started some crazy shit, man. He fucking chose one chick and then dumped her and then chose the next one.

Then it was like, all right, how are we going to top that? Colton, you got to jump over a fence, bro. How are you going to top that, Hannah? Well, you got to choose the douchebag and then try to ask out the guy you dumped on the mentel after the final rose. How are you going to top that? Well, bring in the old one. Blow the whole thing up. I mean, come on.

I wonder if my next-door neighbor in this hotel hates me. Probably, probably. Probs. Okay, the last thing I'm going to say about The Bachelor real quick, the whole runway show thing. You're not even going to know what I'm talking about because they didn't even show her. D'Andra, do you know who she is she has the gorgeous dark hair really beautiful girl they all have gorgeous dark hair oh my gosh deandra her look for the runway was by far the

coolest most fashion forward sickest outfit anyone had on that entire day they didn't even show her runway walk and then at the end, when they're all standing there, she looks freaking fire. They don't even acknowledge it. Instead, they like Hannah Ann's hot pink neon shirt with a gold metallic skirt with like weird fringe booties. That's way too many styles in one outfit. It wasn't very cute. And they slept on D'Andra's fire look. And I got to give that girl a shout out. Okay, well, just let me show you how the show works. That means Deandra is not going to be with us for very much longer.

Well, she deserves someone to credit her for her great look. All right, fair enough. She had on knee-high boots with baggy jeans and a black vinyl bra top with the sick blazer over it. She looked great i don't know i don't even know what you're describing well you just described sounded like shit so well i'm gonna wear that outfit at my next gig because i was here for it also somebody has to give alexa

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But, like, also, like, if you had to live in, you know, London 12 months out of the year, I'd get it, you know. Do you? London's so cool. I don't know. It's dreary and kind of cold all the time. You know, she was living in L.A. I'm sure she's like, hey, Harry, there's this place called Los Angeles. It's sunny 365 days a year. It's always hey harry there's this place called los angeles it's it's sunny 365 days

a year it's always 75 degrees it's beautiful let's go maybe he'll play polo or something doesn't have to do dick he's i'm sure he's got trust fund i'm sure but maybe he'll get bored what are your responsibilities really i have no idea Everyone's so upset that he's quitting a job that doesn't exist. What does he do? Is it philanthropy stuff? Yeah, I think so. Great. You can still do that.

Is it that you just can't live? If you want to leave the royal family, is it because you don't live at Windsor Palace anymore? Buckingham Palace? It's probably that, and he doesn't want to go do all the philanthropy stuff i guess listen i've helped enough people all right i'm over it i did see i read somewhere that she has is already signed on to do some tv show or something so i saw

i saw that she um she has a voiceover deal with disney so like they're thinking that she's going to be voicing over a new disney princess because she was a real princess but no you weren't you were a duchess the duchess of such as and you quit and you quit that's takes such gall and fucking balls to quit being a princess i know Who the hell do you... You were the girl in Deal or No Deal and now you're quitting being a princess? Can you imagine?

No, I can't. There are millions of girls out there being like, that bitch. She's quitting being a princess. This is what we've all been trying to do is be princesses

and you finally become a princess and you quit? To what? Go back to living in Studio City? Pretty much. I actually think they're going to move to Toronto. I love Canada. I want to live there.

If you're going to live in Canada and no hit on Toronto, it's beautiful but kind of cold. Go to Vancouver, guys. If you're going to quit being a princess, go into Vancouver. Or come to Beverly Hills. You know you are. That's where they're going.

Can they just live anywhere? Oh, she's Canadian. Is that the deal? Yeah, she's Canadian. Like, I feel like if you are hairy, you can live anywhere. That's probably true. Those are the rules. I didn't make them up, all right?

Yeah. There's a new show that I do want to start watching that everyone i'm doing right now i'm doing a secret project in new york by the way um and so everyone on crew was saying that this show on netflix called the circle is amazing have you heard a lot of people have hit me up about that too yeah so i'm gonna start watching i I guess it's like it's a reality TV show where people are like stuck in houses and they can only communicate with other people in other houses through like, I guess like text messages. So I guess some people could be like catfishes, like not real people. I don't really know.

Yeah, I think somebody told me that you get to choose whether you want to be a catfish or actually yourself or something. Yeah, think like you can you can choose your avatar and you can pretend to be a you could be a man and be pretending to be a woman and all that stuff so i'm gonna start watching that very interesting i think the outsider come premiere soon dude i didn't realize jason bateman is the lead in that yeah Yeah. I didn't realize that. That's the whole thing. By the way, is Ozark ever coming back or no? Is it done? I think so, yeah.

Better. I freaking love that show. And just one more thing. I've been doing some traveling, and so I got to, you know, every. Oh. What? It premieres today. What, Ozark?

The Outsider. Fuck yes. I'm going to watch The Outsider. Fuck yes. I'm going to watch that. That's exciting. Hey, anyone who's walking with a roller bag, here's the rule. Like a suitcase? Yes, a suitcase. Here's the rule.

You walk with that directly behind you, okay? You don't walk with it out to the side. You don't get to take up 15 square feet of walkway, especially if you're slow and an old person. All right? For all the old people out there, this is the rule. The roller bag directly behind you so people can walk around you. Don't take up the entire freaking room.

What if you have the roller bag with, like, wheels on all four corners, and you have to roll it beside you? You don't have to roll it beside you. You can still tilt it. But it's so much better. You're taking up way too much real estate if I'm trying to get around you. Okay?

I am always the person you hate. I'm the person who has allergies. I'm the person that rolls my suitcase beside me instead of behind me, because that's the way my suitcase is supposed to work. Dude, you don't have allergies. You have a cold. No.

Stop telling everyone that you have allergies. I will not. So they feel like it's okay for them to be around you, and then you get them sick. Ozark Season 3 premieres on Friday, March 27th. All right. Hell yeah. FYI.

Love it. Let me check my notes. You make notes? Yeah, I've started. That's good. Oh, oh, I was, this is such a dumb one. My boyfriend puts mayonnaise on pasta. Okay, so you are in this notes thing that I've got on my phone too.

Well, I put that one in there. I saw mayo on pasta because you've never added anything to this notes. That I've got on my phone too. And I saw that one in there. I saw mayo on pasta. Cause you've never added anything to this notes. And I was like, that's not true. I have way back in the day. I was like, what is mayo on pasta?

That was another one where I woke up and I was like drunk the night before. And I was like, what was I fucking thinking? Is it good? I, that sounds disgusting to me. He swears by, he loves it. Here's the thing. thick eye. That sounds disgusting to me. He swears by it. He loves it.

Here's the thing. I love mayonnaise. I'm a mayonnaise boy. I'm a mayo boy. Here's what I want from you. It's so slimy. It's delicious. It's eggs.

It's eggs and vinegar and salt. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to ask Rye how he makes it. Because I will, I'm open to trying it out. Okay, I'm going to tell him. Because I refuse.

I'm in. And he's, but apparently this is like a thing in South Africa. Like people put mayo on pasta over there. I don't know. I need to see this for myself when I go back.

Well, when you make pasta salad, you put mayo in that. I'm not a big pasta salad guy. Yeah, well. Okay, I'm going to ask him for a recipe so you can try it out. All right. Okay, do you have anything else? Do you have any songs or anything?

Please hold. Yeah, I was afraid, but you made it safe. I guess that is our combination. Said you feel lost, well, so do I. So won't you call me in the morning? I think that you should call me in the morning if you feel the same, guys. Baby, it's just me and you.

Baby, it's just me and you. Just us two, even in the crowded room. Baby, it's just me and you, yeah. Baby, it's just me and you. I dig this. Who is it? Selena Gomez. Featuring Black. The guy, he spells it like six L-A-C-K. All right, turn it off.

I like that. Yeah. I want to hear his part. All right, turn it off. I like that. Yeah. I want to hear his part, but. All right, Selena. Is that like, is it, is it like about Justin Bieber's Lyme disease or something? Do I need to know that? I'm not sure, but she had a whole album. Yeah, she did.

I'm going to have to listen to this later. Oh, I really like this song from this band, Dirty Honey. It's called When I'm Gone. When I'm Gone. Can somebody please just make this pass I'm back to the grind, yeah And all I wanted to say Is I've been walking this line Got kind of a Led Zeppelin vibe to it. I'm digging on it. Dirty Honey is the name of the band.

Kind of a cool band name. Yeah, man. So anyways. All right. Well, you got anything else? I think that's it this week. What do you think is going to happen next week on Bachelor? I don't know.

The preview they showed at the end of this episode was all over the place. I feel like they were showing stuff from like now until the finale so i don't i don't know i need to see some more one-on-ones we got to get to know some of these girls better because the only the only one we've seen anything of really is uh maddie who's got her own fan account so she's out and then um hannah and just because she's such a big personality but like I need to see some more of these girls' personalities and what they're really like. I need to see all this chemistry between the girls and Peter that he alludes to. I need to see it.

Well, when I did Good Morning America two weeks ago, they had that Marissa girl on, who, by the way, is so hot. I do not— Which one? Who? marissa girl on who by the way is so hot i do not want to who she um she was the one who had a like a she had a night one uh package where like they went to her her house and her story was that she lost like a bunch of weight um she lost like 70 pounds or something and she did like the pinky the pinky promise thing and then like it came out that she had gone on a date with Mike.

Or I guess Jameson. Caught him. Oh, did she get sent? I think she got sent home, right? She did, yeah. On GMA, I'm only having people that got sent home on. Oh. And she was saying that they didn't even showcase how many girls he kissed night one.

And we were like- Peter? Yeah, and we're like, how many? And she was like, between 10 to 13. was like oh my god you said that magic dude that is so funny because at the beginning of hannah's season he seemed like so shy and timid like i don't know he just did not i did not think he had that much game i know well. Which is kind of what I liked about him. I know. Well, in that tease, it looks like he bangs some girl in a waterfall or something.

Yeah, I saw that. And they're all upset about it. And he's like, I don't know why it's such a taboo, man. It's part of a relationship, which I 100% agree with Pilot Pete. But he's got to be packing heat. He's got to be packing heat. I'm going to go ahead and say it i think that pilot p has the biggest dick of all the bachelors in bachelor history i don't know what to say at least 10 inches we gotta do some invest dude you know the girl

who definitely okay okay i'm gonna try to get some info get some info i need to know i don't know why i'm the one that needs to know this but i need to know how big pilot pete's wang chung is okay i'm gonna i'm gonna try to find out all right just do that thing like where you put your hands like kind of far apart and then be like just tell me tell me i'm gonna stop and then you just keep moving your hands away. And like, no, stop, stop. Stop it. Really? This big?

Three feet? Really? Pilot P, we've got to change his name to Tripod. Oh, my God. I guess I should give you a ding for that. It's funny. Thank you. All right.

Oh, Lord. All right. Well, I miss you and I love you. Miss you. Enjoy New York. Thanks, dude. Yeah, Brooklyn. It is a love you. Miss you. Enjoy New York. Thanks dude. Yeah. Brooklyn.

It is a cool place. I do like it. It's great. All right. See you Brandi. I love you guys. Love you. I'm playing, I'mhoring the show with some

song that some YFT are put into this playlist it's from ALXMAI the song's called Taz Music that's the worst song I've ever heard in my entire life. Stop putting freaking songs into that playlist, please.

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