Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Pickle Boy & Doughnut Girl

Episode Date: February 28, 2024

This episode is giving two millennials who love reality television and inappropriate jokes. First things first, YFTers, can YouTube videos and online recipes get to the frikkin point? And, can coffee shops stop discriminating against people who are anti-dairy? After reviewing some of their latest #firstworldproblems, Brandi and Wells dive head first into reality TV, including seeing some of their Bachelor faves – Wells is playing golf with Joey, and Brandi was just on Kaitlyn’s pod! But, more importantly, Love is Blind is a thing, and they are HERE for it. Through their discussion, we find out how pregnancy works and why men are afraid to express any feelings. Then, they make some Bachelor predictions and talk about some fave things, which includes every single Leonardo DiCaprio movie ever made! If that didn’t make you want to listen, Brandi debates selling feet pics and Wells reveals a new life hack that has forever rocked his world.  Fave things mentioned in the episode: Love is Blind  The Bachelor   Formula 1: Drive to Survive Boy Swallows Universe The Hangover The Iron Claw The Great Gatsby I'll Be There For You (Cover) by David Borné Leonardo DiCaprio Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Skims — Shop SKIMS Bras at SKIMS.com and let them know we sent you in the survey BÉIS — Right now, BÉIS is offering our listeners 15% off your first purchase by visiting BEISTRAVEL.com/YFT  Nutrafol — For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at Nutrafol.com/quiz when you enter the promo code YFT Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! 

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And I'll give up forever to see you. But I don't think that they'd understand when everything's meant to be broken i just want you to know who i am all righty why have tears how's everybody done out there? Doing good? It's Giving podcast. I'm watching a lot of Love is Blind recently, and the amount of times they say it's giving is giving me heart palpitations. I don't know why that saying is so triggering to me, and I realize that it has something to do with like, I'm getting old and I don't feel connected to this new generation. And I realized that this is a me problem.

But I think what annoys me about it the most is it's lazy talking because what you're saying is what you're doing is making me feel this way. So you're saying like, it's giving fiance instead of saying like, wow, you're really putting off an aura of like someone who's in love, you know, it's giving darty instead of, you know, today's such a beautiful day. We should just day drink. It's giving intellectual. Wow, the things that you said sound really smart and I'm totally intrigued with what you're saying and I want to hear more. It's giving stupidity is what it's giving is giving. It's like, just use your words, guy. How am I supposed to really know how you feel? Because you're just describing something as something else. That's all it's giving is, right? You're

just making an analogy. Like what was the number one thing they taught you in Lit 101? Show, don't tell, right? The tree was green. Okay, but hold on. What did the tree smell like? Where was the tree? Why was the tree where it was? What's happening inside the room of which the tree is now sitting? Does this mean it's Christmas time? It's giving Christmas tree. Okay. I'm going to light the fucking Christmas tree on fire and burn down your house. Cause you're lazy in the way you speak. I don't know, man. I'm fucking old. Show don't tell. Maybe what it is is that like, I feel like I am a good storyteller. And when I hear the it's giving thing is you're such a lazy storyteller. Like you could do so much more with like what you're feeling, what you want to describe, but all you've done is just say what, what the thing is that you're

looking at or feeling is like, and then it makes people figure out what that means for you, for them, to then understand how you feel instead of actually just using your words. And the more that I'm doing this, the more that I'm, I am such a get off your lawn guy. And I hate that. So you know what? I'm giving fucking old age home right now. I'm giving dementia. I'm giving fucking old age home right now. I'm giving dementia. I'm giving we're not sure if he should be driving anymore. That's what I'm giving right now.

That's fun. Let's give Brandy a call. What do you think about that? Should we do that? That sounds fun. It's given. Phone call to Brandy. Oh, God, I hate myself. I'm so sad.

Why? Because I bought a new cable for my camera and i really just had high hopes that i would fix it and it didn't it didn't oh have you like googled like troubleshooting this thing yeah i'm just like can only watch so many fucking dorks on youtube try to tell me something you know it's like very tedious yeah yeah yeah most of it's just them being like yo so like like and follow and like subscribe for more before they actually tell you the this the solution to the problem and like i just need the solution i don't need like your rant about like why i should subscribe to your channel because i'm not i feel that way about recipes i look up

online where they have like four paragraphs about like the season of which they were cooking. And can we get to the fucking thing that I looked up was the recipe. I don't need to know like that the leaves were changing that beautiful winter's day in New England. What I need to know is how many cloves of garlic do I use? True. And I have to go to like the seventh page to find that out. And I hate you. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, how you doing?

First world problems. I'm good. I recorded a podcast last week with Caitlin Bristow. Oh, yeah? How'd that go? She's cranking that thing out this week. I got like no heads up. No like, hey, your episode's coming out.

I just got tagged in something. And she's so tan because she came from Hawaii. And I look like a ghost. I saw that she looked very tan. So jealous. How's she doing? You know what? She seems great. Yeah?

Yeah. I feel like both her and Jason are not in the best place. Really? I don't know. That's just like what I get from like looking at their socials. Okay, but you can't do that because socials aren't real. They aren't. Mine is.

You don't count. I count. No, you're not normal. Fair. I hadn't seen her you're not normal. Fair. I hadn't seen her in, I think it's been about a year. I think the last time I saw her, I ran into her at a Preds game last season. So I didn't know what to expect. I haven't seen her since everything.

And I thought she looked great. Seemed great. I mean, she's doing great. That's amazing. Yeah. Speaking of people who were the lead of The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, I'm playing golf with Joey on Wednesday. Oh, cute. Yeah. So we'll find out. Can you get the tee of The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, I'm playing golf with Joey on Wednesday. Oh, cute.

Yeah. So we'll find out. Can you get the tea? I'm going to find out who he, I'm going to be like, who'd you pick? I got to fucking know. Yeah. We need to know. Is it Maria?

Is it the girl who looks like Topanga? Is it the girl with the cochlear implant? Who is it? I need to know. We need to know, Joey. Wait, is today Monday? Today's Monday. Yes.

Shit. We got to hurry so I can watch. Press DVR. I forgot. It's not the same. It is the same. It's exactly the same, actually. It's actually better because then you don't have to watch the commercials.

Okay, we can hurry if you want to hurry. Let's hurry. I forgot it was Monday. My days are really screwed up. Well, before I called you, I was talking to the YFTers about one of my issues with Love is Blind, which I have a lot, actually. I mean. But one of my issues is the amount of the usage of its giving. And it's really giving me a headache.

And I realize that like this is the get off my lawn. I'm getting old. I'm no longer like connecting with said audience. And that this is a me thing. This is me projecting like my sadness of my age onto now our audience. But I think I've pinpoint why it annoys me so much as someone who prides themselves on like telling a good story. Okay. telling a good story okay what i don't like about the it's giving is what it is is really all if you boil down what it is it's an analogy right these shoes are giving iconic you're giving fiance okay

so what about what about when they just say it's giving that that it's giving so that yeah that's so fucking confusing but all that, all that is, is that you're taking one thing and you're equating it to another thing. Like, oh my God, this entire outfit's giving engagement. So what you're trying to say is that like, you look so good that you, that you think that he might get down on a knee for you today. And to me, that's really lazy storytelling. And I was, this is so dorky. Or is it genius and efficient? Maybe it's soup. Maybe that's what it is. But like the fun thing about talking to somebody is actually hearing what the fuck they have to say. And it's giving is telling.

It's not showing. I'm not getting anything other than like what your analogy is to this thing. And that's giving me a fucking headache. And I hate it so much because I feel like you're just, you're, you're leaving so much of the story up to interpretation of the person who's receiving it. And that's unfair because we already live in this world of text message and we're like misconstruing messages constantly and like giving ourselves a complex about it. And then all of a sudden we're now putting it into our regular vernacular and we are doing the exact same thing that text messages do, which is super vague with zero context. But I also will recognize that everything that I just said is a cop out for me being annoyed that I'm too old to relate to this fucking group of people. It's giving millennial.

It is. It is. You know what I was thinking about before we started this podcast today did you ever watch the hangover yeah but it's been a hot minute okay in the hangover there's the baby carlos okay so that was in 2009 so that was 15 years ago yeah it was 15 years ago jesus christ that hurts hurts i was thinking about this i was like the baby, the baby Carlos that's in The Hangover. I'm scared. You know has like a very popular TikTok channel at this point.

You know like that kid, I bet you is making more money than us selling feet pics on fucking OnlyFans right now. True. Good for Carlos. speaking of only fans yeah did you know that there are girls that go to the gym and make sus videos for only fans at the gym so are they like finger banging themselves like at the gym maybe but that's not what i saw but i've actually seen a couple girls on tiktok that are like in the gym like doing a squat but it's like it's not you can tell they're not working out they're like doing squats yeah yeah and recording it on their phone and i guess like the reason i even saw this because now girls are posting videos where they're like in the gym trying to film a

video that's obviously for only fans and dudes are coming up to them and being like like what the fuck are you doing like knocking their phone over yeah get this trash out of my gym and like all that kind of stuff and it's crazy that's so annoying yeah like the amount of money that people are making on only fans is crazy i'm like should i be on i think you should like what what are you fucking you probably would do really well because people would be like, well, I can't see what Miley looks like naked, but I... Yes, you can. It's on Google.

Oh, is it? Her whole phase, you know, where... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Teddy's out, don't care. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see that. Free the nipple. I don't know if I could do it, but...

I would do feet pics. I tell Tish all the time we should do the feet pics dot com situation. I'll do feet pics with you. I think we should. Mine would kill. I think we'd make more money than this podcast does. Come on. I could sell fucking, what are the cookies the little girls sell? Girl Scout cookies?

I could sell Girl Scout cookies and make more money than this podcast does. I am so devastated I didn't get any this year. They're hard to find. It's not like the Easter Bunny didn't come to your house. Go to the store. They're at the store. I couldn't find them anywhere. At Safeway, at Publix, at Browse, wherever you go.

Where do you go? There were none at Publix. None at Whole Foods. I went to the mall one day. Why did I go to the mall? Don't know. Who goes to the mall? For some shampoo, actually.

I went to shampoo. I needed shampoo. Just fucking order that on Sephora.com. I needed it right then. Yeah. And there were Girl Scout cookies, but there was a line of like a hundred teenagers. Yeah. In line to buy Girl Scout cookies.

So I was like, I can't stand in that line. Surely I'll see them again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Well, you live so far out, they're not coming to your house and shit. They should come to my neighborhood. Everybody would buy them. I know.

Because no one else is selling. We've done this bit before, but you know what Boy Scouts sell? No. It's fucking bullshit. They sell popcorn. Do they really? Yeah, that's the thing that they sell.

Just like normal popcorn or like caramel drizzled? I assume they've tried to level up a little bit, but still. Come on, popcorn? I'd buy some caramel salted popcorn. But here's

what i'm saying you want to be smart do you want to piggyback off of women what men have been doing for years and years and years you follow the girl scouts and you sell milk oh yeah you're right easy i remember you saying that you see who they sell to boom that person are they gonna sell they got to sell all the milks all the soys speaking of okay this is not a new rant okay like america this is america's argument okay it's not america why the fuck do coffee shops get away with charging a whole dollar for non-dairy milk i don't know It doesn't cost any more to buy almond milk at the store anymore than it does to buy dairy milk. If I had an allergy and couldn't drink dairy milk, I would be pissed and I would feel discriminated against that I'm being charged an entire dollar more, an entire dollar for my already $6 latte for it to have non-dairy milk. How is that still happening? It's giving privileged.

I don't like it. I think we should all protest. Do you want to hear something crazy? I don't think I could tell you the last time that I was in a coffee shop. It's my one addiction. Yeah, but why don't you get like an espresso machine? It's not the same. I did. I bought, I got one this year because I was like i gotta stop buying lattes at highbrow because they're seven dollars that's crazy but it's it's not just like not only is the latte so much better but it's the it's the experience it's the let's do the math on that getting my latte how many days a week saying hi to my the coffee workers that know me because i know my order because i go there so much it's like like the whole thing. How many days a week do you go get that? Would you say five days a week?

If I'm traveling. Okay. Minimum one a day. So seven times a week. If I'm traveling. Yes. Okay. So let's just, let's just cut that down. If I'm at home. Yeah. But if I'm traveling, there's no other option. Okay. Fine. That's how I get my coffee. I just want to do the math. If I'm at home three or four times. Okay. So let's, and that's, that's like no other option. Okay, fine. That's how I get my coffee. I just want to do the math here. If I'm at home, three or four times a week. Okay, so let's... And that's like me being good. Okay, so let's take the medium there, right? Let's go five times a week on average.

Okay. So seven times five equals $35 a week, right? Times 52 equals... You're spending almost $2,000 a year. Okay, but here's the thing. Here's my argument. I don't really pay for alcohol when I'm out. Like, I don't go out and drink.

Because men are just like, she's giving sex. No. I've just never been the person that can justify going out and spending $18 on a cocktail. I think it's stupid. My friends, like, especially in my late twenties, early thirties, like my friends spent so much money on alcohol when we would go out. I never did that. I don't do that to this day. And so I can justify the $35 a week

for lattes because I don't go out and spend hundreds of dollars a night on alcohol on the weekends. That's fine. You can figure out your budgetary reasons all you like. I'm just saying that you can make a drink at home. But it's not as good. Like, nowhere close. You gotta look up some YouTube videos. No? I don't want to be paying a whole dollar

for almond milk or oat milk anymore. It's not right. It's not right. It's not. I know. We gotta do something about it. I agree. I think we right. It's not. I know. We got to do something about it. I agree. I think we should literally go on strike. We ride at midnight. I'm serious. Are you with us, Lanteers?

We ride at midnight. If we all stopped going to coffee shops for even a week, they would have to stop. They would have to stop charging so much for non-dairy milk. Yeah. All right. Quick PSA for those of you out there who rent, if you haven't heard of Built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through Built. You don't even have to check with your landlord to start earning points that you can use towards flights, hotel stays, fitness classes, and even your next rent payment.

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How many churches do you think there are? Way more me a guess 17 000 starbucks and we make the joke of like there is a starbucks on every fucking corner right like that's like fair 17 000 but think about like in rural areas totally there aren't really starbucks's and there are so many churches i know how many churches do you think there are in the continental United States? If there's 17,000 in Starbucks. I mean, I would bet 80,000 churches. It's a good guess. It's a great guess. What is the number? 380,000 churches in the United States.

Holy shit. That's, I saw that stat. Like church buildings or like. Churches. that's i saw that stat like church buildings or like churches no i know but somebody can have like a registered church and it could be online or it could be you know people do that bullshit stuff just for taxes like church buildings okay let's cut that in half then it's still crazy and who's like you're not going to church every single day, but you're going to Starbucks. You specifically are going five times a week. Yes, I am. That's crazy, dude.

You know what Starbucks should do? Fucking open up a church. You know? Yeah. Because remember when banks did that? They were like, no one's coming into our banks anymore, so we're going to have coffee shops and a bank. Yeah.

Yeah. That to me is crazy that's like the most american thing in the world we it's not we make the big joke that fucking starbucks like there's a starbucks next to a starbucks like and i've actually seen that like across the street i'm like there's no i know this is crazy especially in new york they're literally for sure or like when you go to an airport you're like fuck there's like six starbucks in here come on guys yeah but there are a lot more churches all those people not paying taxes that just like i know hurts my soul and you know what if starbucks was a church then they could save some of the money on the oat milk and my girl

could get a fucking fresh or they could just stop being greedy because oat milk isn't more expensive anymore yeah it's giving greed. For real. We should start the show. We should. This is the best opening we've had in a very long time. We're all over the place. You or me? I think maybe you.

Bros and hoes. You're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Wells and Brandy, who is protesting coffee shops starting tomorrow. We ride at dawn. YFTers. Actually, the next day, because I have an appointment in the morning, and I know I'm going to want to stop and get a coffee, so Wednesday we start. Why don't you bring your own oat milk with you?

Have a little lunch, Pam, and you'll be ready to go. Maybe they'll be like, we don't do that. Yeah. Health code. Got it. Bitches. Always an excuse. Okay.

I know that a lot of YFTers come to us for bachelor talk, but I'm going to flip the script a little bit because I'm much more invested in Love is Blind. Yay. Here's the thing. Love is not blind. And I think we all realize this season one that this is really not what this show, like it's not blind. season one that this is really not what this show like it's not blind and so i need every year i need netflix to show me that like yeah you know it's important what people fucking look like it's a big part of relationships so why are we still doing this the show really should be watch it absolutely it's it's a it's phenomenally genius show but it shouldn't be called love is blind

it should be called are you gonna get left at the altar by yourself because that's what the show is it should be called love ain't blind yeah exactly and like as much as you want to believe that love is blind it isn't it isn't and jimmy chelsea are a great example of this yep and i feel for both of them i will concede that chelsea does resemble megan fox in the way that megan fox is a dark-haired girl with really pretty eyes i could see how people would be like you you have shades of megan fox right i could see that what about carrie underwood because that was also brought up she looks like carrie underwood one of her friends said that on this last episode you didn't you didn't say are you not cut up I tell you what love isn't blind but

also her friends might be blind because I don't know who's telling her this stuff yeah it's when he meets her friends she was like guys guys who do I always get on that I look like on the airplanes and they're like Carrie Underwood and she's like and and and they're like mug and box wow okay but I carry I don't I don't get that okay so we gotta talk Jimmy and Chelsea and Jess right Jimmy has a little bit of buyer's remorse you can see it in his face I think he thought she was gonna look like one thing and she doesn't and that's fine but he seems like he's really trying to stick with it like in his mind love might be blind or like he's really fighting for i think yeah right did you yes and we don't see everything but i know chelsea sold him bad bill of goods because i don't think that she showed how insecure she is

in the pods agree and that's unfair well you could you could equate this to like dating online it's kind of the same thing like when there's a wall between you or a phone between you it's a lot easier to be confident yeah this is why dating online is not it it's so severely evident that she is very very insecure about the way she looks she's constantly being like do you love me do you love me are you sure you love me or do you love me do you love me you didn't tell me you love me today why didn't you love me you love me and he's like dude i don't the fuck tell you this scene that like really stuck with me the poor guy and listen he's i'm sure he's gonna fuck up and i'm gonna hate him at some point but he's working all day or whatever and they get in

this conversation where she's like you didn, you only kissed me one time. You didn't tell me you love me 17 times. You didn't kiss me, yada, yada, yada. And he's like, I just got done with work. Like, I'm sorry. We had sex, but you only kissed me one time. I'm like, what are you guys doing? You guys aren't kissing during sex?

Also, if you guys are having sex, that's a show of emotional connection, I think, right? Yeah. Well, it sounded like he was like, well, you wanted to. having sex, that's a show of emotional connection, I think, right? Yeah. Well, it sounded like he was like, well, you wanted to. It sounds, you know. Yeah, he might have been busy. Or he just might not have been in the mood. Because she doesn't really look like Megan Fox. I don't know.

Well, yeah. I can't stand people that keep tally of like. Totally. Oh, there's nothing that turns me off more than someone that's like tallying how many times things happened or didn't. And it's obviously because she is insecure about their relationship like it's very very telegraphed and i totally understand but this is the thing that i took away from it it's the thing that like i think a lot of guys get caught into right so she is upset that he isn't telling her but he loves her and then she's kissing her and like doting over and all this stuff because she's insecure about their relationship. She's telling him how she feels

and he's eating it. And he's like, I'm so sorry. I love you. Let me go over. Let me kiss you. All this stuff. Right. God bless him. At some point is finally like, okay, I want to say how I feel about this situation. Hey, you're being kind of clingy and she fucking, and she fucking loses it. Right. I know. And this is a good example about why men just in general, never tell women how they really feel about anything because he immediately gets fucking raked over the coals because he said how he felt. He immediately had like, I'm so sorry.

Like, I don't mean that. And that's bullshit. Why is your feelings about how you feel about how this person is treating you any more important than how he feels about you? It's bullshit. So anyways, I'm sorry. I got a little bit of a soapbox, but I, when that happened, I was like, this is fucked up, man. He's just saying how, what he feels. And also I'm watching the show and I'm like, you are being kind of clingy. Pump the brakes lady. So I'm watching the show and I'm like, you are being kind of clingy.

Pump the brakes, lady. No, for sure. Right? Yeah. The whole male-female dynamic is very interesting to me because when I'm in a relationship, for the most part, I'd say like 80-20, I feel like I am on what's normally the male side of things. Where like in my past relationships, it's been some fucking guy telling me like, well, you didn't do this enough today and I didn't feel loved by you and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, and then the minute I say something about how I feel, all of a sudden it's like, they're the victim and I'm in the wrong and I'm such an asshole. And it's like, okay. But like for me, it's, there's some sort of like imbalance, right? In the relationship,

whoever's the most emotional typically is who brings it up the first. And then it's just like a one-sided thing. And it's like the minute like somebody else tries to say, well, this is how I feel about it. Then it just because it's like, it's like what you're saying. It's like very imbalanced. And all of a sudden, like you're the bad guy because now you also have feelings because you weren't the first one to bring all this up. I don't know. I hate it. And I think the reason why a lot of people who are like overly emotional get so offended when someone who is not very emotional showcases their emotions, because it's not a normal thing for them to react that way. And so then all of a sudden, they're like, Whoa, all of a sudden you have feelings. Where's this coming from? Well, I didn't tell you brought him up. You know what I'm saying?

Anyways, like Jimmy even asked Chelsea's like, what are the type of guys you've been into? And she says really muscular and I'm sitting there being like God you should have gone with Trevor and he's just I know you'd be perfect for one another they really were I liked I liked Trevor's personality way better than I like Jimmy's personality anyway I do too

it's so very interesting to me that like Jimmy had like all these girls like eating out of his hand and I'm like this guy's not that interesting no he's like southern so like maybe like the southern draw Jimmy had like all these girls like eating out of his hand. And I'm like, this guy's not that interesting. No, he's like Southern. So like maybe like the Southern draw of it all. Trevor and Chelsea, you guys need to,

we got to get you guys together. And Jimmy and Jess, you guys need to be together. You know, here's the thing, Jess, one, she,

I guess she had like explain why she used like the EpiPen thing. Like she was like, you're going to choke when you see me, you're going to need an EpiPen. Then she had to explain it. And I saw that on social media. I was like, why does he have to explain that? That's the best line I've ever heard in my entire life. You have to explain why you're fucking amazing

at doing interview? No, it's not giving EpiPen. She fucking said it with her chest and I loved it. I was like, that's so good. My thing with those two is like, he was very clearly not happy about her having a kid and he's 28 you know i know so like that that was like visibly a big deal to him when she told him so i don't think that that's her man you know i'm saying yeah i know the other one

it's jeremy and uh that fucker i cannot mean, the two of them are nuts. She's like, you were out until five o'clock. The bar is closed at two o'clock. What are you doing? And he's with his sunglasses on, so hungover, you know. And he's like, fuck, I got to make up some shit here. Well, the guys told me that so-and-so is going to be there. And, you know, he thought when he said, I'm not going to let someone dictate what I do with my, you know, he thought that was a good line, right?

Oh, he totally did. He's like, this is good. I'm getting in front of this. And then she's like, what did you guys do? Like, we hung out in the parking lot afterwards for three hours. That's not sketchy. Yeah, for three hours. And then she's like, well, I shared my location with you, which fucking weird.

One. But two, she's like, that's what i'm doing i'm waking up the middle of the night looking at your location and then at the end of the argument she goes motherfucker i was looking at your location i know you were the part of town that what your name lives in i'm like holy shit man this is beautiful and you know the tea on that right about the apple watch no i don't tell me oh okay so everybody on tiktok is saying i don't know how they found this out but they're saying that he thought he was being slick and left his phone in his car, got in her car and went to her place, but forgot he bought the fucking Apple Watch on his wrist. Oh my.

Showing his location. So he left the phone in the car. Yes, and thought that he was going to get away with being like, well, I was just in the parking lot all night. Oh my God. Because he thought that's where his location would be and didn't even think about the fact that the watch shows your location. That's so good. I love that.

Gosh, we need more camera people to be following these things. I do like Amy and Johnny. They seem cute. So cute. Although their whole thing about not having sex is also weird. Yeah.

From what they're saying on the show, it's that she doesn't want to take birth control. Well, I'm 36, and I've never been on birth control in my entire life, and I've never gotten pregnant. It's not like accidents can happen, but there are other ways to not get pregnant besides birth control.

Yeah. So I just don't get why that's the hangup. This episode of YFT brought to you by Trojan Condoms. Literally, like there's so many options. Are you like Brandy and doesn't use birth control? Well, strap on a Trojan ribbed condom. And you don't have to all the time if you track your cycle, which is also not hard. Yeah.

Or just kind of pull out. Done that too. Like I'm telling you, there's plenty of options. Plan B. Also an option, which also not good for you but like in an emergency yeah totally doable yeah which brings me to my next point alabama um are we done with those blind yeah i wish they would stop this whole like a week in between episodes now i just wish they would call it what it is and it's not love is blind it's it's gonna

be really funny when someone doesn't show up on the wedding day. Yeah. That's a better name. Do you think anyone's going to get married? I don't. Amy and Johnny. Yeah. Those are the only ones with a chance.

Only chance. I can see that Jimmy and Jess getting together. I can see that. Let's pivot over to The Bachelor and Joey. I was listening to Howard Stern. I didn't know this about Joey and I want to get down to the nitty gritty with him about it when we play golf on Wednesday. He lives

with his sister and his sister doesn't charge him rent, but she just does that to hold it over him for when she needs him for shit. God, there's nothing that says I want to marry this guy moving in with my sister-in-law. Don't love it.

Yeah. The show should have bought them a condo before it started. And they were like, listen, this is your new residence. We're not going to talk. Yeah, but anybody asks. We're not talking about the fact that you live with your sister. Rent free. That's weird.

It's not good. What are we thinking about everything? Well, my girl Lexi sent herself home. Yeah. Devastated. Which one's Lexi? The real pretty girl with... The big hair?

No, no, no. She has like endometriosis or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was endo. But she's the one that had the combo of like, hey, what's your timeline for kids? And he was basically like 10 years from now. Yeah.

And she was like, I gotta go. Kelsey. Kelsey's the girl with she was like, I gotta go. Kelsey. Kelsey's the girl with the great hair. I love her. I think that she might be the winner. Oh, I love her so much. Yeah, she's good. But what's funny is like, I don't really,

I wouldn't have pegged her as his type. Yeah. But I'm obsessed with her. She's one of my faves. By the way, did you know that Maria had a small role in the pacifier? Sure did. It's all over TikTok.

Yeah. Here's my prognostication. Okay. I usually think that Maria was going to get picked, but I don't think that she's going to get picked because I think she's a little bit too much of a wild card for Joey. I think that he is going to pick Kelsey. Do you think it's going to come down to Maria and Kelsey?

I think the last three will be Maria, Daisy, and Kelsey. I do too. And then I think what's going to happen to Bachelor Nation is they're going to have to make a decision. And I think that they're trying to figure this out. I don't know this for sure, but I have heard that they're having a hard time figuring out what they're going to do.

And I think it's going to come down to what does the audience like more, Maria or Daisy? According to my TikTok, it's Maria. That's the Bachelorette? Everybody on TikTok wants Maria to be the Bachelorette. I do too. I like someone with a little bit of edge. And we also know, if history has taught us anything about the Bachelorette,

is that it's more boring because the guys generally just like powwow together it becomes a fraternity whereas the girls on the bachelor will fucking fight so you do need someone with a little bit more spice as the lead whereas on the bachelor you can have kind of a you know a wafer, and the show can still be successful. So I think that Maria might be a good choice. I think that if you want to make middle America happy, you go with Daisy. But is middle America who's watching The Bachelor anymore? I don't know. I don't know. It used to be, I think when they got rid of Chris, they lost a huge chunk of middle America.

I think so too. Yeah. So I don't know. a huge chunk of middle america i think so too yeah so i don't know interesting i thought that maria was going to be the bad guy on this show when i saw i remember when i played golf with joey before the season started oh at that wedding the gary and theresa wedding and he showed me a video i saw a lot of clips and i was like this brunette looks crazy and i thought she totally was gonna be like the wild card you know yeah the demi well it was giving wild card for the first three episodes and you know what she has stayed strong she has who do you like better daisy or maria i like daisy better but i agree that maria is better tv yeah okay so we talk about this a lot.

The social contract that you have to make with the audience to make it believable that 25 super eligible handsome men would want to date one person. Do you think that one is more deserving of that than the other? No. Okay. I think I said before, like, that than the other? No. Okay. I think I said before, like, Maria, she's just a hot girl. And not saying she's only that, but she's a hot girl. Like, she's hot. She dresses sexy.

She's very confident. Like, that's, you know. And Daisy's the wholesome, adorable sweetheart. You know what I mean? And don't get me wrong. I think Maria's got a great personality, but she's the wholesome, adorable sweetheart. You know what I mean? And don't get me wrong. I think Maria's got a great personality, but she's the hot chick. So I think it's easy to sell you on 25 guys wanting to date the hot chick. You know what I mean?

But I also think that Daisy is so beautiful. She's just a complete different type, right? Like blonde and fair skin and light eyes. I think she's so beautiful and just like such a good person. I think there are very, very much going to be 25 men lining up to date her too. Yeah. It's girl next door versus,

I don't know. Megan Fox. Megan Fox. Yeah. Yeah. For lack of a better comparison. Yeah, no,

it's, uh, it's Reese Witherspoon or Megan Fox. I think that's a pretty good. Great comparison. I like that one. It's giving Megan Fox. It's giving Reese Witherspoon. It is. I could be totally wrong, and he goes with Daisy.

And then if that happens, then it definitely is Maria, right? Yes. Yeah. And if he goes with Maria, it's definitely Daisy. I think so. Yeah. I was thinking Lexi would be a great it's definitely Daisy. I think so. Yeah. I was thinking Lexi would be a great bachelorette. Which one's Lexi?

She's the one that sent herself home because she wants to be a kid. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And because she is on such like an expedited timeline for like wanting to get married and have kids. Yeah, that's scary for guys, especially if it's you know, 25,

28 year olds, you know 25 is it 28 year olds you know well they need to cast some older men i agree with that actually you know what's really funny to me was the girl that got the the the initial card that said she could steal and then like threw it in the fire and was like i'm not gonna use it you know and we're like wow she's got you know got moral fortitude. And then she kind of just went after Marie and I was like, oh, you should have kept that fucking card.

She did a 180. Because you kind of look like an asshole. And she never got a one-on-one. I know. It was just... Chef's kiss, man. I know. Anyways. Are we done with that? Yeah. We're almost done with the show at this man. I know. Anyways. Are we done with that? Yeah. We're almost done with the show at this point.

I know. Clock's a ticking. Bachelor's airing in two minutes. I know. You got some favorite things, bro? Let me tell you what. New season of Drive to Survive just came out, and your girl has already finished it.

It's just so good. They've made six seasons of this show, and I still just love it so much who's your favorite driver i like knew what happened already because this was last year's races and we all know how they turned out like i i was at the fucking vegas race and i was still watching the episode like white knuckling it like i didn't know max was gonna win you know max who's your favorite race car driver i love the ferrari boys so I don't know if you're like up to date on the F1 news. It's Charles Leclerc and Carlos Sainz.

And in 2025, so they've already done some contracts for 2025 and some drivers are switching around. Lewis Hamilton is coming to Ferrari, which means Carlos is without a seat as of now for 2025. And that breaks my heart because I love Carlos Sainz so much. Also, he's so hot. They're all handsome though aren't they really truly like the majority of them are so hot i'm like how is this that you're rich um an incredible athlete and so hot you know yeah um also though in this season they show one of the rookies that got to so daniel ricardo like broke his hand in his like second

race back and they had to bring up you know like one of the rookies that's like the in the third the reserve driver or whatever his name is liam lawson i believe um that kid came in got to race a couple of times fucking slayed it scored points in both races drove great and then wasn't given a seat but i loved him from the little bit of his story we got to see it's like he he says like you know the reason i'm not in formula 2 or any of the others is because we don't have the money to do that so i've had to go do xyz instead and so i was like really rooting for him and he's so talented so i hot take i feel like we haven't seen the last of liam lawson i think that come 2025 i'm i'm hoping the guy gets a seat because he's really good i hope he gets a seat too it's a cute yeah yeah so i'm not gonna watch that but i'm glad that you

like it it's so good same producers of that show make full swing which is coming up very soon i'm excited for that i haven't started yet. I do want to give a shout out. One of our producers said that we need to talk about a show called Boy Swallows Universe. And? I haven't seen it, but I just wanted to make sure we gave it some love. Okay. boy and his selectively mute brother embark on a suburban odyssey of love, redemption, and retribution after their family is

torn apart by a drug lord. Boy Swallows Universe on Netflix. I have heard that this is really, really good, and yeah. Okay. You know what I finally watched? What'd you watch? The Iron Claw.

Oh, did you like it? It is so, so sad. Yeah, I know it's very sad. Do you know the story? I know of it. I know it's like the original, like the first wrestling family, and it's ravaged by drugs and abuse and everything. I was not prepared for how tragic the story is.

Yeah. It's very good. It's just very sad. Zac Efron's incredible in it. Like, I know. Jeremy's good in it, I assume. He is good. You know, he doesn't have

a ton of screen time. But you know who has even less screen time is my guy from Murder at the End of the World. Harris Dickinson. Harris Dickinson. Five lines, maybe. Like, I needed more. You know what I'm saying? is my guy from uh murder at the end of the world harris harris dickinson five lines maybe like i needed more you know what i'm saying yeah everyone's great in it zach is incredible for a

disney kid like he's a fucking great actor yeah he really is anyway i loved it it is very sad i don't cry i didn't cry but like if i did cry i would have cried you know the true story of the inseparable von Erich brothers who made history in the intensely competitive world of professional wrestling in the early 1980s. Iron Claw. And you can watch that on

Prime. Yep. So you paid for that, huh? You know what? Dom must have because I share an account with my mom and somebody had bought it and it guaranteed wasn't Tish. Love it. You know what? Dom must have because I share an account with my mom and somebody had bought it and it guaranteed wasn't Tish. Love it. Yeah. You know what movie we watched recently? We watched the Baz Luhrmann Great Gatsby.

Have you never seen that before? I have, but I watched it in 2008 or 2013 when it came out. I think I've seen it five times. and here's the thing so i am you know i'm an old soul i really do love the original with robert redford like that's it's so good that's the one that like i watched when i was like doing english 101 or whatever um so i think i was like fucking basler i mean you know you're all like bright colors and like dance numbers and jay-z's in it some reason. We don't really know why. And like, it's all pomp and circumstance. Anyways, we watch it again.

It is so good. It's such a phenomenal film. And then I was like, damn dude, Leo doesn't miss. We were going through Leo's fucking filmography and it is insane. Yep. Don't look up.

What's hilarious. Once upon a time in Hollywood is so good The Revenant he won an Oscar for I liked the movie but it wasn't that good I didn't see that one The Wolf of Wall Street is so good The Great Gatsby is so good The Titanic is so good

Django Unchained is so good Inception is so good Shutter Island is so good Blood Diamond is pretty good The Departed is phenomenal It is good It's phenomenal. Yeah. It is good. It's really good.

You just like it because he's South African. I watched that movie and liked it before I dated a South African. All right. The Departed, so good. The Aviator, so good. So good. Catch Me If You Can, so good. Gangs of New York, one of my favorite movies ever.

Great. The Beach, so good in that. I haven't seen that in a minute i know it's so good yeah man the iron mask so good so good romeo and juliet oh one of my favorites of all time also boz lerman you're right so good the basketball diaries this boy's life what's eating gilbert grape are you fucking serious leo like we don't truly get to appreciate how many good films he's been until you fucking girl like imdb fuck you man this is and you you know there's so many like like even like the top shelf guys toby mcguire johnny depp have lost so many movies out to leo he's so good i know yeah incredible do you have other things i was thinking i did maybe not you want to hear some jokes not

really no what's the difference between i don't want to an enzyme and a hormone probably a lot but let's hear it. Well, you can't hear an enzyme. I don't get it. What's the difference between... Oh, oh, oh, oh, no. Say it out loud. No.

Say it out loud. This is not an appropriate joke. You can hear a hormone. Where did you hear this? Don't worry about it. No, I need to know where you heard that. I don't know. Fuck, I got nasty ass friends.

My God. Another joke. Oh, I hate jokes. But the YFTers might enjoy them. I don't think. Guy goes to a bar with his buddy, right? And gets really, really fucking drunk. And he throws up on himself. Ew. And he's like, oh my God, my wife's going to

be so mad. Yeah, he'd be sleeping outside. This is a shirt that she got me for Christmas and I threw up all over it. His buddy goes, don't worry about it. I know what you're going to tell her. This is what you're going to tell her. You're going to tell her that your buddy threw up on your shirt. Here, I'm going to put $10 in your shirt pocket. When you go home, tell your wife, my buddy threw up on my shirt, and look, he gave me $10 to pay for the cleaning. And he's like, that's a good idea.

Thank you so much. I think it's more than $10. You are the worst. Just listen to a joke. So he goes home his wife sees his shirt starts yelling at him that's the shirt I got you for Christmas what the hell you threw up you got so drunk you threw up on your shirt

I can't believe you he goes honey honey no my buddy threw up on me and he felt so bad that he put $10 in my pocket to pay for the cleaning so she goes into his shirt she pulls out the money and she goes well this is $20 he says well he also shit my pants to pay for the cleaning. So she goes into his shirt, she pulls out the money and she goes, well, this is $20.

He says, well, he also shit my pants. That's not funny. Yeah, it is because see what happens was is that he shit his pants. Right. Also. Yeah.

It's not funny. Okay, why have tears? I need to know if you think that's funny or not because it's a great joke. No. It is. The first one was better.

First one you didn't get. But it was funny the ones I did get it. I don't think that you got this one. No, I get it. He shit his pants. Yeah. Yeah. And that's why there's $20 in there.

You thought you shit your pants the other day and looked on your ink like which was funnier than that joke i think that the reason why you don't like comedy is because you don't understand it that's i think we've i think we've boiled it down. I like SNL. Did you watch with Shane Gillis? I did not. Oh, I want to watch that one. I haven't seen it.

I heard he did really well. He's the guy that was hired by SNL. And then they found some clip of him talking about Asians. And he got canceled for that. And then he got fired from the show before he ever was on the show. And so now he's hosting it, which is like Laura Michaels sellers remorse. Oh, I got a new,

uh, soundboard. Oh boy. I get sent these a lot. By the way, people really like our soundboard. I'll tell you that much. That's great.

Or they just like, they like the idea of me playing it. New soundboard, a tell you that much that's great or they just like they like the idea of me playing it new soundboard a possibility let's see let's see what it says can you can you recreate that tiktok video please no but like i need the visual of you doing all that. When you said that joke wasn't funny, I wish I had that sound bite. Be like, shut the fuck up. Well, you can put it in there.

Post. I can't, actually. Okay. I saw this, and this was a TikTok where it's's stick season but it's from her perspective what if stick season was from her perspective i know i promised you that we were worth more than the most combined but that was way before we said some things that made me realize that maybe we were just two lovers Way ahead of both our times I couldn't see your exit through the tears that filled my eyes And I went straight to my grandmother's

And she asked me, well, what's up? I told her, I just broke the only heart I've truly ever loved And now I'm terrified of stormy nights Cause I see it when it floods And I can't face my problems So I'm living on the run And oh, I love her more But it's the season that it stinks

And I thank your mom For everything she ever did And oh, it's not your fault Or how I wish it could be different If I return your calls I'll put my keys in the ignition. And we'll be right back when we weren't you. But the summer's passed like the seasons do. We weren't built to last.

We were meant to lose. And I'm split in half half but i don't have to how freaking good is that slayed it slay bro literally slayed um that's deeps in my feels on tiktok noah khan wrote this rocks i got something okay so for whatever reason the bathtub is right behind my sink in our jack and jill bathroom setup right and so right behind the bathtub is like a little teak chair to sit you know sit down sit down on, I guess, before you get in the bathtub. Do people sit down before they get in the bathtub? I don't know, but we have this thing and I don't know.

It's just for aesthetics, I think. Yeah, maybe put candles on or something. I don't really know. I'm going to get a laptop. I have been now brushing my teeth and sitting on it. I don't know if you know how wonderful it is to brush your teeth while sitting down. No.

Give it a shot. And I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Brushing your teeth seems like a little bit of a chore, right? And you're like, I can't do this again. You're always in a hurry and whatever. But the second that you sit down, you take a load off and you're just like, yeah'm gonna be the tease right now man i'm gonna take i'm gonna take my time you know i'm really gonna get in there i'm not in any hurry life's too short

man but these teeth need to stay gold pony boy and you just sit there and you just really enjoy it the way that you look at brushing your teeth is going to change and so here's the thing so i do this every single day and every single night at my house, right? And we were just in Yosemite over the weekend. Doing what? Oh, my brother-in-law got engaged. Congratulations to Donovan Highland and Sarah Howard, we call her Howie. They got engaged in beautiful Yosemite. I've never been to Yosemite.

Really? I know, I gotta go. Half dome? Beautiful there, man. I know. And this is what I found, found myself doing in the hotel room. I was brushing my teeth and I walked out into the sitting area, sat down, beat the tees, just took my time. Wasn't going anywhere. And then, you know,

I did the next day, went out to the deck. Wow. Really taking it all in. Really enjoying my surroundings while cleaning my mouth. It's so much more enjoyable. The other thing that I found out on my road trip recently, bagged pickles. Ew. Oh. And the company, shout out to Oh Snap Bagged Pickles. They are delicious. They are crispy.

Boy, oh boy. If you are a pickle boy, I'm a pickle boy. You're not a pickle boy? No. You don't like pickles? No, and if it even touches my food, I don't want the food. I hate it. This is why we're best friends, because we go get a hamburger, and I have your pickle. They better not even put it

on my burger. I can't eat it. There's nothing better than a deli sandwich that's wrapped up in the butcher paper, and there's a little pickle in there. Give me all my burger. I can't eat it. God, there's nothing better than a deli sandwich that's wrapped up in the butcher paper and there's a little pickle in there. Give me all the pickles. I'm a pickle boy. Nasty. Listen, I'm a pickle boy.

It's gross. What would you say? If I'm a pickle boy, what are you? You're a horse girl? Yeah. Yeah, but what's a food that you just love? Sugar. Oat milk?

I do. I do. Which is very sweet. Yeah, sweets. Sweets, huh? What's your favorite? Like, I fucking love a donut. Like, a really good donut is just so fucking good.

Wow. What's your favorite type of donut? Is it glazed? Is it chocolate? Is it jam filled? I love a good blueberry. A blueberry donut is very good. I like the old fashioned donuts.

I love a powdered donut. Yeah. Like, I really like them all. The only ones I don't really like are the chocolate filled because I don a powdered donut yeah like i really like them all the only ones i don't really like are the chocolate filled because i don't really like chocolate but i like all the rest wow i was obsessed for a while about the california donuts we've ever been to california donuts where they put the cereal on top no the lucky charms one oh my god really yeah the pretty pebbles one good huh, huh? Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Holy shit, so good. Yeah. It's got to be 1,000 calories. I love donuts.

All right, you're a donut girl. I'm a big donut girl. I'm a pickle boy. You're a donut girl. Yeah. Name of the episode right there. I love donut holes, too. Oh, yeah?

Do you like donut holes better than donuts? There is something really nice about just bite-sized pieces, but now there's more variety with donuts, so I think I'll go with the donut. Do you eat fast food ever rare if i do it's chick-fil-a yeah so let's let's rank your favorite fast let's your favorite fast food restaurant go chick-fil-a number one for sure and then what's number two give me three i think sonic okay you are so southern it's fucking amazing i think number two yeah number three hmm the steak shack count shake shake steak shack shake shack Number two. Yeah. Number three. Hmm. Does Steak Shack count?

Shake Shack? Steak Shack. Shake Shack. Yeah, you're a third favorite. I'm thinking Steak and Shake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shake Shack. Does that count?

Yeah, for sure. Okay, yeah, Shake Shack's number three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What's mine? Oh, let me tell you. Okay, so. In-N-Out Burger.

No. No? I do love In-N-Out Burger. Doesn't even make top three? Makes top three. Okay, okay. This is going to be crazy. I'm scared.

Don't be scared. Jack in the Box. Absolutely not. Jack in the Box is like- What do you mean? The menu is like that of the Cheesecake Factory. It's vast. But it's not good.

It's amazing. You can get two tacos for 99 cents. I cannot believe you. The Sourdough Jack? Give me a break. The Spiced Chicken Sandwich? Give me a break. I've never,

I don't even think I've ever had Jack in the Box. The Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger? Give me a break. No. The fries? The crispy curly fries? Give me a break.

Those do sound good. They're so good. But you know whose are better? Whose? Arby's. Yeah, but the Arby's just food in general is gross. It's terrible, but you know whose are better whose arby's yeah but the arby's just food in general is gross it's terrible but the curly fries are worth it and i do like the rv arby's sauce we'll say that number two in an upper in california number three taco bell

there is no way that if you were sober you would willingly choose taco bell oh i hadn't sober recently, actually. It was delicious. Here's the thing about Taco Bell, which I really appreciate. They aren't pretending that they're healthy. You know? We're like,

McDonald's will be like, we got salads now, and here's an apple and some milk. Taco Bell's like, fuck you. Here's grade L meat. We don't care that you don't like it. It's literally worse than dog food meat.

Sure. I bet it is. And then they're just like, you know what? Why don't you take some fucking Diablo sauce, spread this all over it. It's going to kill any bacteria from the grade L meat that you got in there. And it's going to be delicious. Also, I just love the fact that when you go to a normal McDonald's, you're like,'s you're like i'm gonna get the happy meal or whatever i'm gonna get the big mac meal and it's just the big mac fries and a drink but taco bell's like okay here's we got the cheesy gordita crunch and then we're always gonna give you fucking a churro and like three different types of tacos and that's a

meal for some reason and it makes no sense i don't know why they do it but i love that like not only am i getting my fucking tz gordita crunch i'm also getting a doritos logo taco like the the taste the taste flavors are so different vastly different they don't give a fuck they're just like hey fatty mcfatterson eat this shit you're gonna love it I do. This episode's long. Okay, we're done. We're done. What do you want to go out on? I don't know. Okay, I got one. My boy, David Bourne, he's got a new record out, and he put out a cover that I think you might like.

A cover of I'll Be There For You. So for all you Friends fans out there, David Bourne, I'll Be There For You. What do you got coming up? I am home for another week. Okay. And I'm going to the Caymans. The Caymans? The Caymans.

Oh. I can only hope and pray that I get some sort of tan while I'm there. I think you will. I really hope so. I'll be there like two and a half days. I'm DJing an event for International Women's Day. Fun. Very cool.

And then I come home for a few days, and then I come to LA. Oh, you come to LA? See you there. Yeah. Are we doing a photo shoot? We'll see. Okay. And then I go photo shoot? We'll see. Okay. And then I go to Baggall's.

Baggall's. And then I go to Biloxi, Mississippi. You're just in Biloxi. No, I'm going to Biloxi. Oh. Yeah. I thought you were already there. These are all my March shows.

Oh, yeah. That's a T. Cool. Yeah. I'll be here. So. We'll see about a photo shoot. We's a T. Cool. Yeah. I'll be here. So. We'll see about a photo shoot. We'll see.

All right. Wipe Tears, like, do you guys need more photos of us? Like, can we ask them? I know, but Podcast Nation really wants to take new photos. I know, but, like, can we just gauge the interest from the actual Wipe Tears? Here's my thing. And I haven't really expressed this to Podcast Nation, but this seems like a good place to do it

because they're going to have to listen to this anyways. Okay. I've only gotten older and less attractive. I don't know if I want to put out what I really look like as the new showcased things unless we are really face-tuned the fuck out of this bitch. We're not doing that. Okay.

But my guy that I was going to have take photos he shoots on film and film is very forgiving yeah yeah yeah okay perfect we'll do that alright why I have tears we love you love y'all please watch this on YouTube

because that's important I guess and go rate and review we haven't done a fuck you very much in a couple episodes, so please go right and review. And I've been noticing that people are commenting on our Spotify thing afterwards. So if you listen on Spotify, go mark that and I'll put it up on the,

you can like, I can like publish it or something. So that'd be cool. Yeah. I'm going to rewind this a little bit because I feel like we kind of talked over all of it. All right, YFTs, we love you. Love you. Bye-bye.

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