Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Pinkeye, Period Blood and Gamer Girls

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

This week, Brandi acknowledges the fact that they should not complain due to their obvious privilege... and then Wells goes on to complain. He also shares his recent experience of flying to a music festival and back on the same day, and his new found love for the Aperol Spritz beverage. (Hard life.) Your hosts dive into the stage 4 nuclear meltdown that Rachel had this week and how we really need her to rally because this show is trying to wrap itself up. They also don’t trust the guy with the mullet and discuss Tino’s many doppelgängers. Wells has a least favorite movie to share as well as a really traumatic experience with a cyst, and Brandi has a few things to say about people who wear sunglasses indoors; notably a f*ck you very much. Your hosts also review some suggestions left by YFTers in the Facebook group, and Brandi would like everyone to know that she has absolutely nothing going on. They wrap with a quick high design tip, and Wells breaks the news that Pete and Kim broke up. Spoiler alert: Brandi doesn’t care.  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Article — Go to article.com/YFT for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more  Bachelor Happy Hour — Listen to BACHELOR HAPPY HOUR on Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Or you can listen ad-free by subscribing to Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts or the Wondery app 

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Bing bong boom. Answer the phone. Hey. What's up? Nothing. You got a new computer? Yeah. What'd you get?

Well, it's a hand-me-down computer. Oh, wow. Yeah. From who? Who handed it down? My sister. Miley or Noah? Yeah, Mile mile why didn't she want this computer anymore what was wrong with it she just wasn't using it and I was talking about buying a computer and I

was so torn between getting another like laptop because I travel so much but the thing about the laptops is like I really need the MacBook Pro like the big one because to store all the music for like DJing that's really what I use my computer for the most but then they're so heavy then when you're traveling it's pain in the ass and so I was like what I'd really love to do is like have a desktop for all my DJ stuff and the laptop that like I could just get like a little air to travel with and it'd be so much lighter and be great I was like but I can't buy two computers and I was talking to my mom about it and she was like why don't you just take the desktop in my office I never use it and I was like okay you don't gotta tell me twice so your mom gave you the desktop

and your sister gave you the laptop no no no no my sister said take the desktop oh i still have my like my old laptop but now i think what i'll do is get a little macbook air just to travel it so but when you go do your dj gigs you going to bring the big desktop? No. So when I travel for gigs, all I take is a USB stick with all my music on it and it plugs into the gear. So I really don't need the laptop when I'm at gigs

for DJing. I need it at home. I need a computer to download music on, set my cue points, quote unquote practice, which I don't do much, but you know. Gotcha. Well, do you have any other computers laying around that you can donate to the Wells Adams Fund? No.

Oh, well. The world is hard right now. Yeah, I guess. Let me tell you. We can't really complain, though. Well, I can complain about anything, but. Well, we know that. Yeah.

The final weeks before a wedding.esh i'll get you they will get you okay it's you and the sheesh it's sheesh man it's the best and the worst what do you got going on though in your life kind of the same shit as normal you know i attempted to go to the indycar race this past weekend in nashville and it freaking thunderstormed and it canceled all the stuff on saturday and then sunday i went downtown and it looked pretty nice out and i was like all right this is gonna be good this is gonna go on and then we got down there and then you know how it fucking is when you're like going to an event it's like park here and then take this shuttle here and then walk here and then call this person and they'll come pick you up and take you to this gate. And then you get it's like people going to an event is the biggest pain in the ass.

But we were doing it and it was going to be worth it because IndyCar is so fun. And then we get like all the way to like the last gate and all of a sudden we see these massive storm clouds rolling in and i was like fuck i was like that looks bad till it's at the radar and it looked bad and i was like i think we bail i think we have to turn around and go back and get the car and leave or we're gonna get stuck in this big thunderstorm and it's like one lightning strike one lightning strike and they they put a hold on the event for 30 minutes and every time a new lightning strike happens 30 more minutes, like the time where we,

the 30 minute timer restarts, you know, and you know, Nashville, it's like storms here all the time. Crazy lightning. I was like, fuck,

I don't want to sit here. Well, you know, crammed into a room with all these people sheltering in place and whatnot. So we bailed and we got out of there. The second I got to my car started pouring rain and it postponed the race until like five o'clock. And by then I was just kind of over it. So I didn't even car, started pouring rain, and it postponed the race until like 5 o'clock. And by then, I was just kind of over it.

So I didn't even go. Man, you are going full redneck these days. Just the Mule Day Queen is out here just going to IndyCar races. Is IndyCar redneck? I don't know, man. I feel like NASCAR is a little bit, but IndyCar is like a step up. I guess. What's next?

Like a strongman competition? Like what are you doing next? That is going to be shocking to me. Maybe. I just go where I'm invited, you know? Well, that's fair. I was invited to Outside Lands over the weekend. I've always wanted to go to that.

Oh, you should go. It's the best. Yeah, I bet. Obviously, you didn't go. I went. I went, yeah. Oh, you did go. It's the best. Yeah, I bet. Obviously, you didn't go. I went. I went, yeah. Oh, you did go? Yeah.

Why didn't I see any content? You should have seen it because it was SpawnCon for sure. Oh, maybe I did see it. I did like an activation with Aperol. I saw that. I didn't realize you were at a festival. Yeah. So if you haven't heard of Outside Lands, it's a music festival in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco,

which is Golden Gate Park in itself is beautiful. It's in this huge park with all these eucalyptus trees. And on this mountain that kind of overlooks the bay. And it's chef's kiss 68 degrees there. With a little coastal fog that will come in and kiss your nose. And say everything's going to be alright, Wells. fog that'll come in and kiss your nose and say everything's gonna be all right wells compared to the stifling 98 degrees we got here in studio city i keep them saying this but your boy's ready for some fall all right ready for i'm ready for a cardigan well you're in a beanie and a hoodie

well that's because it's 7 30 in the morning because you asked to do this early. Okay? Is it cold at 7.30 in the morning? It's just I'm trying to stay comfy. I'm taking my comfies. You know? I see. Yeah. So anyways, I had to go up to San Francisco for Outside Lands and to sling some Aperol Spritzes.

By the way, not even an ad, even though it originally was an ad, but we're all sleeping on Aperol spritzes. I'm not. I love them. Absolutely delicious. Oh, yeah. I think that I always thought an Aperol spritz was like a Campari and soda. And I'm not a huge Campari and soda boy.

An Aperol spritz is, oh, baby boy, it'll get you. I mean, it's a lot of of champagne and then it's some of your aperol spritz some soda water and then an orange i like all those things the color is beautiful it looks like almost like a tequila sunrise a little bit i mean if you even threw in like a luxardo cherry to the bottom that thing would look exactly like a tequila sunrise anyways we're all sleeping on it it's a drink of the summer man it's so fucking hot out here you get yourself a little aperol spritz and you are living made in the shade, baby. You've been sleeping on it, but I feel like if you're well-traveled and you

frequent Europe, the Aperol Spritz is a very popular beverage. Especially a daytime cocktail, poolside, beachside. I would say Miami is up on the Aperol Spritz as well. Even some of the bougier LA spots. Yeah. Let's just bring it to the States. Italy doesn't get to own this drink, I feel like. You don't got to be in Lake Como to enjoy a nice Aperol Spritz. You can just be in downtown Studio City. But Lake Como is a nice place to have an Aperol Spritz. Take it from someone that has been and had said Aperol Spritz. I would like to go to Lake Como and have an Aperol

Spritz with you or without you. It's very nice. It sounds great. It sounds beautiful. Anyways, everyone should go to Outside Lands. Awesome, really well-run festival. It's very clean. Did you watch any bands? Yeah. I saw local natives. Love them. It was an in and out

though. I took the JSX flight from Burbank up to San Francisco. And this is what I learned. I can totally go for dinner in San Francisco if I want. So I took the 12.30 flight into San Francisco. This is going to sound so bougie. So bougie. It's what happened.

I took the 12.30 flight, landed, went to the festival, and then was back on the flight at 7.30 p.m. flying back home. Wow, that was a quickie. It was great. Saw a couple bands, slung some Aperol spritzes, took some pics. Made some money. Made some money, took some pics with some peeps.

It's great. Love that for you. I mean, you got to take the pics with peeps. Gotta. All right, well, do you want to start the bitch? Yeah, we should. I think it's you. I think so, too.

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Yeah. So maybe they actually did something this time. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm into it. Batch. We starting with Batch? I feel like that's the kind of the – I told you the format of our show last episode, so I feel like –

We're sticking to that, huh? Yeah, I feel like people like a routine. Do they? Yes. Well, I know I do. Yeah, I think some people like a routine. Do you not like a routine? Do you like to mix things up?

I like to mix it up. Otherwise, I get bored. Yeah. Well, maybe we'll do a different one next week. But today, we're going to stick with the routine. It's also really the only thing I got to talk about. That's not true. Oh, boy.

I know. we're gonna stick with uh the routine it's also really the only thing i got to talk about that's not true but oh boy i know so finally logan does what logan does and he breaks up with rachel yet another man who has rejected the love of the one we call rachel and jumped over to the gabby side Rachel, not surprisingly, has a complete fucking meltdown. Fucking stage four nuclear meltdown. Uh-huh. Cancels yet another date. Like, how is she going to get to know anyone left if she keeps canceling dates? Lady, we're making a television show. If you cancel the dates, we got nothing to film. You know?

Yeah. It's almost like a self-actualizing prophecy like it's people not wanting to be with her and rather be with Gabby then she freaks out and like kind of loses her mind and then the guys I think are probably like what I don't know if I want to date this person and then they're like you know what I think I want to go over to the Gabby side and then like it's like this thing that is like perpetuating upon itself a little bit lady you gotta meet these people eventually. We were almost hometowns.

There's a bunch of people on the show where I'm like, I don't know that person's name. No, I know. That's crazy. It's insane. But I mean, like we knew it was going to happen. The sicko in me would have like loved for her like to like stick through the date. But like was just crying the entire time. Oh my gosh.

but like was just crying the entire time oh my gosh are you surprised that Gabby allowed Logan to uh stick around not at all because I don't think Gabby has a very strong group of guys like I said that last week I don't think Gabby has as strong of connections or like you know as good of guys to choose from in her group as Rachel did. So she's probably pumped to add another guy to the group, you know, another option. Yeah. At some point, this whole, like, we're best friends in this whole journey has got it. It's got, we got to be over it. You know, like. I know.

Is anyone buying it at this point? No. Did we ever buy it? I feel like that. No. Never. Yeah, it's tough. I i feel like that now never yeah it's tough i actually feel like he handled it really well i feel like she was a little bit dismissive of him like when he came to tell her like i felt like he was doing a very good job of being respectful but

also being honest and also you know what i mean and trying not to hurt her feelings and she was like i get it but just like that's that's enough. You know what I mean? And I don't know. Like, I'm like, the guy is trying here. Like, he really kind of did everything right. Like, as long as he's being truthful and saying I was really trying to see if we had a connection before I jumped ship. Like, he really, I don't know, deserved a little bit more than what she was giving him. I felt like. There was fire behind those eyes. There was hatred when he was telling her that I

mean she's got a leg to stand on like hey why are you accepting all these roses if you don't like me what's going on but in his defense when I was on the show after even after like rose ceremony three I'm like I still don't really know this person so like maybe I know like maybe maybe this is my person I just haven't had the opportunity to like find that out yeah i think that's where he's probably coming from i think he also probably wanted to stay on the show you know oh for sure to play devil's advocate like i think he also could have been like well gabby didn't pick me maybe she doesn't like me you know what i mean but and like sorry all right well this you know rachel does she's beautiful maybe i give this a chance and then he's in it for a couple of weeks and realizes like, oh, I'm not really feeling it.

And I'm kind of, it's kind of worth the risk to go tell Gabby I have feelings for and see if she happened to feel the same. You know what I mean? It is kind of funny, like sadly funny, like how excited Logan is

in his new world in Team Gabby. He sees her and he's like, so like, he's like, I'm just excited to be here. This is so fun, you know? Team Rachel has been just like beaten down. Like every episode she like comes in, sees her and he's like so like he's like i'm just excited to be here this is so fun you know team rachel has been just like beaten down like every episode she like comes in he's like no one paid attention to me at the boxing match or like no one wants my roses i'm canceling everything you

know and he he comes over here it's like a whole new world squirrels and birds are flying around like dressing gabby and shit and he's like this is much better than over there. Yeah. So what else happens? All right, so Gabby has a one-on-one with, oh, God, I can't remember his name. Johnny. Johnny. Thank you. Who I knew nothing about before that episode.

Yeah. Like, don't recall him saying one thing, you know? Yeah, he hasn't really said a whole lot. He seems like a fun guy. I feel like he is one of those people who bounces someone's energy back at them. Gabby's goofy, so I'm going to be goofy, I guess. Totally. Let's see if this works. Is it just me or is Tino a cross between Blake and Tyler Cameron? Oh, I think Tino looks like Miles Teller. I could see that a little bit. I see a lot of Blake for some reason. But then I also see people saying that he looks like Tyler Cameron,

and I can kind of see that just a tiny bit, too. So I'm like, it's kind of a love child between Tyler Cameron, Miles Teller, and Blake. Yeah. The guy with the mullet. Oh, yeah. Eric. I don't trust that guy. I don't either.

I haven't trusted him since day one. Yeah. I don't know what he's cooking up over there, but it ain't fucking kosher. He also looks like a bad country singer. I could see him playing like Tin Roof on the Mumbrian singing like Wagon Wheel over and over again. I fucking hate this guy. Hitting on like 19 year olds.

I just feel like I don't. And I'm sure he's a nice guy. And sorry if you're listening, dude. It's hard to pull off the mullet and be an and not be an asshole you're right you know yes you're right there's a part of me that feels bad for jesse in this situation because like it's first show doing the bachelorette the last season was easy for him because it was another athlete and like athletes can talk to athletes and stuff and now he's having to talk to this woman who's having like level 22 meltdowns i don't know how to help you here kid you know i know i feel like they should have sent it i mean

they're in fucking belgium so i guess they can't but that would have been a good time to send in like a caitlin bristow yeah yeah when rachel was crying like, hug her. You need to hug her now. She's very beaten down. Not like, what do you want to do? Also, let's stop asking them what they want to do. I know. And just tell them. Listen, hey, kid, we're two weeks from hometowns. You can't be canceling parties, you know?

Cheer up, buttercup. Let's go. Put on your dress and let's go. Uh-huh. Because you got to meet these guys you can't keep doing this to them but like i feel so bad for you and like give me a hug and like you're beautiful and like pump her up you know and then be like but you know what let's get out there kid sarah and i were talking about this last night who's gonna be the bachelor i've been

thinking this too it's slim pickens it is do you want to know why this two bachelorette thing doesn't work? Well, there's a bunch of reasons, but let's hear it. I think I realized it. It's really hard to cast this show. It's hard to get. Well, one, it's probably hard to get 30 guys that are even an option. And then of those 30 guys, I really think you've got like six people.

One, like really good at being on TV. Two, like really actually ready, like right reasons thing. Three, like very good looking. And four, like the leads wanting to date them. It's really hard to find those people. The problem that we have here is that you now need to double that number because you have two women. Right. And that's the thing.

Like, I think that there are the same amount of guys that we would have had if there was just one bachelorette. Really, like, only, like, both sides have, like, one or two guys that are, like, those like those things yeah i think that's what's tough about all of this i agree it's also fractured because you have to go back you have to jump back and forth between storylines so you're not giving guys who are actual stars could get a bachelorette the option to actually get the bachelorette because you're having to constantly jump back and forth yeah i know but with all that said nate i mean i'm obsessed with nate i feel like nate's the guy yeah i mean if nate yeah i don't think gabby is gonna pick nate i think i think a big part of it's the kid even if it's like not talked about and she doesn't even like really realize it i think

that's gonna hold her back from letting herself fall for him enough. Love Nate on Gabby's side. And I really love Zach on Rachel's side. And he seems perfect for her, but I don't think she's going to pick him. Oh, I think she's going to pick Zach. You do? Yeah, I do. Interesting. Last thing about The Bachelorette.

What the fuck are we doing with the promos to get people to apply to the bachelorette i don't know but they're horrible i feel like they keep getting kind of worse there was one that was really bad a couple weeks ago yeah basically telling somebody to break up with their boyfriend to come on the show or something oh i know are you dating a complete loser just have a hot girlfriend that you know from college DM him nudes and when he responds with heart-eyes emoji, dump his ass and apply to be on the next season of The Bachelorette. Are you dating a little sissy boy?

Slowly poison him with arsenic. Then chop his body into little pieces and distribute those pieces into the Everglades. Then apply to be on the next season of The Bachelorette. Are you married, Amber Heard? Sewer for $40 million. Get your career back and then apply to be on The Bachelorette. Oh my god. It's so fucking weird, dude. Are they that desperate? What do you think's the thing here?

Holy shit. All right. Is that enough batch talk? Yeah. All right. You got some fave things, bro. Oh, enough batch talk? Yeah. All right. You got some fave things, bro. Oh, last batch thing. Okay.

Quick shout out for Gabby's wardrobe. It has been chef's kiss. So many fabulous dresses. I loved the green from this week's episode. Sarah was like, I want that dress. Yeah. I want the green dress. And then also I loved her rose ceremony dress as well. I mean, they're really killing it with her. Yeah, I agree. She's looking good. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, do you have some

fave things, bro? Bro, did you watch the finale of Blackbird? No, I haven't yet. Is it good? Is it good? I need you to hurry. I totally forgot. Yeah, it comes out on Fridays. Dang it. I didn't realize this was the last episode as I was watching it. Yeah. I felt like they could have drug it out more. I don't know. I wasn't ready for it to end. It kind of shocked me that it ended just so quickly.

But we can't talk about it because you haven't seen it. I don't want to ruin it. It is such a good show, though. But that guy, what's the lead's name? Taron Egerton. Taron Egerton. He's so fucking good. Oh, so fucking good like he's so good in this last episode it's insane and so is the um the the guy who's the villain yeah the bad guy

so anyway I guess we'll talk about it next week since you haven't seen it but hurry all right very good show if you guys aren't watching you got to get on it oh we talked about it before but i finished it the bear is so good on fx also on hulu go watch the bear it's fantastic especially if you ever worked in the service industry you need to go watch the show because well it might bring some ptsd to your life it's fantastic so i finally watched jurassic Domination. Is this the newest? Yes. Jurassic installment. I haven't seen this. You know, I had such high hopes because they're bringing back Laura Dern and Sam Neill, the OGs from Jurassic Park, you know? And then, oh, and Jeff Goldblum, who, by the way, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, and Jeff Goldblum have aged beautifully here in Hollywood.

Yeah. I don't know what, you know, like if they're on like the Paul Rudd serum or some shit, you know? Like drinking period blood or I don't know what's happening. Ew! That is the most disgusting thing you've ever said on this show. Dude, I saw so I watched, I think it was on TikTok.

There's a girl, she was very cute. She saves her period blood. No. Because it's got like a bunch of, I guess, stem cells and

there's like regenerative cells. And I don't know what she does. She like smears it on her face or something? No. Or she like eats it or drinks it?

Ew. But period blood's a thing. That's disgusting. Anyways. That's worse than umbilical cord stem cells. Yeah. That's all kind of gross. Which is also gross, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But let me tell you what. If it makes me look like Jeff Goldblum at 65, I'm smearing that shit all over my face you're smearing period blood on your face all over if i look like jeff goldblum come on that's a tiktok video i want to see yeah but i had high hopes for it you know it's got all these you know these ogs coming back then you still of course have chris pratt and b Dallas Harper. It just sucked. Like, I just, it's, it's basically, well, here's the tag. Four years after the destruction of Isla Nublar, Biosyn operatives attempt to track down Maisie Lockwood, while Dr. Ellie Sattler investigates a genetically engineered swarm of giant insects.

Jurassic World domination. Not to ruin it for you, but there's just way too many giant crickets in this movie. I came to see the dinosaurs, not to see crickets flying around. I don't need to see a bunch of cicadas on my screen that are gigantors. And they're eating the wheat. What the fuck? Show me some dinosaurs.

Show me T-Rex. Show me some raptors. Show me blue. Which you do see all that kind of stuff. But way too many crickets. I love blue. I love blue.

Blue's great. Blue's like little daughter. Yeah. Is in this one too. Very cute. You can pass on Jurassic Park world, Jurassic world domination. That's devastating. I know.

Unless you're a big cricket gal and then get into it. Yeah, I am. I mean, I don't know who it is. So for whatever reason, Carl the Bloodhound has like a, is it a cyst? It's like a big ball of pus, basically. Those are common, I think. Yeah. And he's got it right on the top of his head.

Okay. And so this bitch has been draining. I've been like squeezing out the cyst juice for like two weeks now. Maybe you should go get this checked. But he seems to be, he's bopping around, doesn't even feel it. But anyways. So the other day we were about to go on a run, and I was like, oh, this is kind of like, it's bleeding a little bit, so I'm going to kind of fix it up. So I went and got a napkin or whatever, and I was patting it down.

And I was like, you know, I'm going to squeeze some of this a little bit, you know? That thing shot out like cannon fire. Ew. Directly into my eyeball. No. I'm going to throw up. All that pus juice directly into my ocular cavity? And then I fucking lost my mind because I was like, oh no.

I'm going to get pink. This has got to be pink eye or something you know like this is just like tepid rancid pus blood directly into my eye socket so I was like fucking flip flipped out and of course Carl's like what's going on so I had to go like wash my eye out uh with water and then I was like you know we got to go in there with some soap so I soapeded my eyeball. Do you know how much that hurts? I don't know if that was really the thing to do. What do you do? I don't know. Well, I think that soap is the thing to do. Soap? You got to clean it. You got to get it. Don't you have any like saline solution laying around?

And then I put in some eye drops after that. Yeah. Yes. I think a saline wash is like the move there for the future just fyi well now and i now i just feel like my eye you know like i'm always just like is it is something wrong with it you know uh-huh and that's what's gonna happen i'm gonna get mom have fucking pink eye for my wedding at your wedding oh my god i might be like well i guess we're doing this with sunglasses on, you know, like a total douchebag. Yikes. Man. But anyways, if you're popping cysts on your dog's head, dude, wear sunglasses.

Speaking of sunglasses. Yeah. I feel like more often than not lately, I've seen a lot of people wearing sunglasses indoors. What could your reason possibly be for doing that? I don't know. It's a great Larry David joke. There are two types of people that wear sunglasses inside. Okay.

People who are blind and assholes. Like it's crazy. And especially like this has also happened to me a lot lately where someone inside wearing sunglasses says, Hey, Brandy. OK, I can't see you. I like I don't first. I can't tell who you are because you're wearing sunglasses inside, which is completely unnecessary and stupid. So how am I supposed to be able to recognize you if I can't see your face?

And also, like, don't make me feel bad for not recognizing you and saying hello. Like, it's the tone. Hey, Brandy. Like, I should know. I'm sorry. I can't see your fucking face. Yeah. This happens to me a lot. All well you know what you should say hey asshole why are you wearing sunglasses inside what are you fucking sofia lauron is that a person like it i don't

know but it's gotta stop you chanel Is that a person? I'm not sure. Who's like a fancy indoor bitch? Devil Wears Prada. The Devil Wears Prada woman. Who's that? What are you, Miranda? Is that her name?

Miranda, yes. What are you, Miranda? I even like, it goes as far as like when I was in Miami, which, you know, a lot of assholes in Miami. Yeah. But I went to dinner like with a very large group of people and I knew like two people, so it's table full of people I didn't know. And there was a guy that legitimately sat through

dinner with sunglasses on. Wow. Really? That's serious. Or he's a blind man. He wasn't. Okay, so he's an asshole. Yeah. My thing is is that I don't do well in low light. If I'm indoors and I got low light, it's hard for me to see shit.

Yeah. I don't know. I just think it's rude to talk to somebody with sunglasses on, sometimes even when I'm outside. If I'm meeting someone new and I'm outside and have sunglasses on, I feel like my reaction is to take them off and shake somebody's hand and say hello. I don't know. The sunglasses thing is kind of rude to an extent.

If you're outside and the sun is blinding, by all means. But that is definitely something that I feel like I make a point to do when I'm talking to somebody or meeting somebody new. If I can go without the sunnies, I do it. You know what's another thing that bugs me? that bugs me influencers who post pictures that looked like paparazzi pictures but they're obviously not what are you doing here so so all influencers basically well no i mean i technically part of it no technically i'm an influencer and i don't like are you i mean yeah i yeah so i fucking was slinging apryl spritzes earlier this week i don't get someone to take pictures of me like getting out of a car and then post it thinking like people are gonna think that this is fucking

paparazzi like what what are you doing that's to me that's do you know i'm talking about oh yeah absolutely it just seems so try hard because the truth of the matter is this if you are famous enough to get paparazzi you don't you're not posting you don't post those pictures one because you're probably not fucking dressed up to like look good and two you can get sued for posting those pictures because you don't own them which is so fucking stupid. So if you're posting that, then we know that they're not paparazzi pictures. And so like, what's happening here? And I'm not talking like a photo shoot.

Like that's different. I'm talking about the walking. And you know what I'm talking about here. Well, yeah. A lot of fashion influencers do it. Yeah. I can't stand it. It really bugs me. We see this. Whatever. Hilarious. it. It really bugs me. We see this.

Whatever. Hilarious. Just take a picture. You want to see my outfit? Stand still. Put your foot out like all the girls do. You know?

One foot out. Gotta elongate. Gotta put the foot out. You know? Take a pic. You know? But let's stop pretending that you're getting pap

getting out of this fucking Uber. Okay? Yeah. So when I was in san francisco i saw a lot of hot gamer girls that like oh you know like they kind of like dress up and cosplay a little bit i don't know if you've seen that but like all my tiktok i think just because i have a penis like your tiktok algorithm it's out there It is out there. They're like hot gamer girls.

They're always like playing video games and like dressed up like a cat or something, you know? And you're like, what the fuck is this? And their makeup is like done to the nines and all this stuff. So I saw a bunch of them in San Francisco, which makes sense, Silicon Valley, all that kind of stuff. And they're all dressed up like that. And I have a theory on it.

I think it's bullshit. I think that all of you guys out there that think that these chicks are gamers, you're stupid. All right? They've just realized that they can pretend to be a dork or a nerd and get millions of you nerds to think that they're a part of, like, your world. They're not. Okay? They're hot chicks.

They're hot chicks with a fucking OnlyFans account. And they're getting you guys out there. They're duping you because you're dumb. I guarantee you they have no idea how to play FIFA 2022. Okay? They have no idea. They don't play Call of Duty. Okay? Definitely not.

They're not in their fucking winning at Halo or Red Dead Redemption. Okay? They're working on their contouring. Okay? And they're slinging their OnlyFans. They're selling feet pics. Fart jars, period blood maybe. I don't know.

That's where I draw the line. I cannot with that. It's funny though. It's disgusting. Anyways, those girls don't game. Sorry, they don't. And if they do, I feel like they probably, some people who like, is it Twitch? What is it where it watches you play or whatnot?

Yeah. If they do, they're terrible. And you should know that they're bad. You know? Come on. Yeah. They're selling fart jars out here. For sure.

For sure, bro. Oh, I watched a good movie oh uh the bad guys i feel like i've seen that who's in that it's like a pixar actually i think it's dreamworks but oh just kidding i have not it's really cute sam rockwell is the main guy he plays a wolf mark maron who i'm a huge fan of, is the snake voice. Awkwafina is in there because she's in everything. Craig Robinson from The Office is in it. Alex Bordstein from Family Guy is in it. Anyways,

it's a fun kids movie that is really for adults like every Pixar and DreamWorks thing. It's got a good twist to it. And yeah, it's family fun for all seasons. Okay. Get in on it. You gotta love it. And of course, they

use Billie Eilish. I'm a bad guy. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- probably paid a pretty penny for that i feel like they wrote this this movie after they heard that song they're like well we're gonna use this probably yeah so victoria one of our producers went to the uh the yft facebook group and asked the crowd for some feedback and we got some responses so i thought we'd go through that love it all. Love some constructive criticism. Yeah. But also just be happy with what you get. Okay. I mean, geez Louise. We can improve. No, it's the best.

First one, more catch up life updates in the beginning. I feel like we do that and that's all we've got. Yeah. Like I can make up some shit if you want. I just only have the went to San Francisco thing. Right. I feel like we do catch up life stuff. People want to be more careful with the spoilers,

verifying that when we say skip two minutes, it's actually two minutes or interjecting and editing when not. Okay. The problem with that is I'll say, okay, skip four or two minutes. And then we end up talking for five minutes and I try to cut it down. And so, so I can't go back in time and like actually I guess I could so yeah I'll try to do better sorry people want more fan interaction wants to play some voice notes I know we need to um remember when we did I did the episode by myself and I just did like a bunch of like people's

favorite things we probably need to do that all right right. Here's what we're going to do. Go to the YFT podcast Instagram page and send us. They have to be either voice notes or video. Okay. Don't type out what you want because we want to hear your voice. What your favorite things are or least favorite things. Okay. And then we'll play them. Yep.

We'll do a couple of them next week. Love that. People miss the Amazon reviews. I get that too, but we kind of read all the funny ones. Like, you know, like I scoured the internet for all the good ones and we did them. But if you guys know of any, send them our way. Send them. You know?

Yeah. Yeah, produce a show for us. Yeah. They want more life updates and vulnerability from Brandi. But don't you know that Brandi has a ice cold heart? I really do. She doesn't feel pain. I really don't.

And you know what? I'm sick of people making me feel bad for that. Yeah. Sorry I'm not having emotional breakdowns every hour like Rachel the Bachelorette. That's just not me. I like how you've gotten emotional about not being emotional how meta how meta wow I mean I feel like that kind of ties into you know the first thing of like to give us life life updates and stuff like I hate to bring it to you guys like my life's kind of boring in the sense of that when I'm home like

there's really nothing exciting going on and I just do the same shit every day. I wake up, I feed the animals, I ride my horse, I come back, I hang out with Astro and that's it. Like it's really not that deep. And as much as I wish I had some relationship tea to spill to you guys, it's I'm single as fuck and there's just not a whole lot going on over here. So sadly, no dating gossip. People want fave, least fave wedding episode. So the things that we love. After the wedding. Well, yeah. So that needs to happen first.

Okay. So obviously we'll do that when it happens. But I can't like, you know, I guess I could do a favorite, least favorite of like wedding planning. You know, people want to hear from Derek, Sarah, and Tish more. Well, Tish is going to be on an episode, I think, coming up very soon. If I can pin her ass down. Yeah. Bran, I'm just busy today.

She was here for literally 36 hours yesterday. I don't know if you guys saw that on Instagram. I don't know how. She continues to smoke so much weed. Every time I see see her i think it's more and more and more and more and more but somehow she still functions it's really honestly it's a talent yeah yeah i can't do that i will say tish did give me a really good pro tip i did put it on my instagram story but if you missed it we all know tish is the queen of interior design and DIY and all that stuff. Yeah.

It was the toothpaste thing. Yeah. We were hanging photos and she was so freaking stoned. She kept putting holes and then having to move them and all that. And I was like, mom, you're putting unnecessary holes in the wall. And then we'd hang a photo and then you could see the hole where she did it wrong above it or something. And I don't just have, what's the stuff that the. Caulk.

Caulk. I don't have that laying around. And so she was like, I know what to do. I know what to do. This, this is genius. And she was like, I need some white toothpaste. And so I went and get my fricking toothpaste and I'm like, this is not going to work. And when she started doing it, I was like, I can still see the hole.

But honestly, she was kind of right. Like I'm looking at the wall that we had to do the patches at, and I can't see it from here. It's pretty legit. All right. Nice little light pack there. It's a pretty good fix. If you guys need to like a –

and I will say, she did say it works better if there is an actual hole to fill versus there were some spots on the wall where people just chipped the paint off, hitting the wall or something with furniture, who knows what. It kind of works for that. But if you do have a hole to fill, the toothpaste does work. As long as your walls are the same color as your toothpaste. Well, my walls are white. Yeah.

But if not, like, if not, you could probably fill it with the toothpaste. And then if you had your paint line around, you could probably just paint over the toothpaste and touch it up. But it might work. Yeah. People also want fuck you very much merch. Okay it's gonna be really hard i feel like it's gonna be really hard for people to walk around with a shirt that says fuck you very much i think so too but maybe like maybe it's one of those things where like like tizzle has this one fucking sweatshirt of all

the clothes in her closet she wears this one gray sweatshirt that says fallon across it it's like the merch you get when you go do Jimmy Fallon show and it's ancient she's had it forever and it's her favorite sweatshirt and it's just she just wears it around the house like it could be something where we put it on a sweatshirt and someone just like lounges in it and wears it around their house or whatever yeah oh well okay then we'll do we'll do a fuck you very much sweatshirt and then like this is why you're alone sweatshirt that's good you know I do feel like a coffee mug saying fuck you very much sweatshirt and then like this is why you're alone sweatshirt that's good you know i do feel like a coffee mug saying fuck you very much could be good too that's true or crew socks that say fuck you on the left one and very much on the right one i like that that'd be cute but if you're

dressed on like the right side of the person they're like what the fuck why fuck you fuck your ankle no i think they should i think it should go like um like on the back side of the sock so that when you're standing behind somebody you can read fuck you very much yeah that'd be funny do you have some musics or no possibly so that's a i haven't listened to anything but i can whip something up real quick oh you're probably not gonna love it but and i i don't know if it's new new new i might be a little behind on it but i've been listening to like elect listen i'm a dj but electronic music is not really something i listen to in my free time yeah you know what i mean like there's people that listen

to house music a lot in the cars that's just not me um but i do feel like i i've been trying to like expand my electronic music uh bandwidth in my you know just for work purposes so I've been trying to like expand my electronic music bandwidth in my you know just for work purposes so I've been listening to the mint playlist on Spotify do you ever listen to that no I don't even know what that is it's the Spotify playlist for like dance hits okay you know what I mean like worldwide dance hits or whatever and I think this might be like a remix of like a song that already existed I can't really tell but the second song on the list this week is turn on the lights again and it's uh a swedish house mafia track but it features future who i love he's my favorite hip-hop artist it's a sickening track like it's been like my number one

go-to listen to in the car this week okay and i kind of feel like electronic music is going to have a big moment next year. Oh, really? I do. Real quick, this guy really wants someone to turn on the lights does anything else happen in this song that's it here's the thing about electronic music and this is why i don't typically like listening to it my free time is it's very repetitive it's very monotonous right the beats are all the same There's usually one lyric and it's the same. Like, that's why I don't like to listen to my free time. But I think like when people listen to electronic music in the club, they're so drunk that you kind of doesn't, it doesn't bother you

as much. I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out the electronic music thing, but I do like that track. It's good vibe it's a good sound also the other reason I think electronic music's gonna have a massive moment next year is because a lot of big mainstream artists are leaning more electronic like if you listen to the new Drake record at all very electronic a lot of like housey tracks on that record and then also Beyonce just released a new album which I don't know you know you're probably like yes it is near a promo but her new single summer renaissance is so fucking good i'm not even a very big beyonce fan and i'm obsessed with the song and it's very electronic music leaning which is different for her so just saying i feel like all that's left for pete davidson is like beyonce and like maybe

meryl street like unfortunately ruth bader gins passed. So like, I just don't know where he goes from here. Did they break up? Yes, they broke up. I don't know these things. Bro. Whoa. Bro, obviously his Keeping Up With The Kardashians contract ended. And so that meant.

Oh. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just kidding. But am I though? Is anyone shocked they broke up? Kind of. I thought they were gonna get married. No, I didn't. I'm just kidding. But am I though? Is anyone shocked they broke up? Kind of. I thought they were going to get married.

No, I didn't. I'm not shocked one bit. No. I got a new tune that I was digging on from a band called Planes. It's called Problem With It. Check it out. I got a problem with it. If you can't do better than that, babe.

I got a problem with it. Justified it in my own way. I lost myself in it. If it's all you got and it's enough, you see, I got a problem with it. That's a plane's problem with it. I like that. Yeah. What you got going on coming up? I am playing in Atlantic City this weekend.

Nice. Friday, August 12th. I'm going to be at HQ2 Nightclub, which is in the Ocean's Casino Resort Hotel in Atlantic City. Very cool. Super pumped about that. And then I'll come back home for a couple days, and then I'm heading out to LA on the 17th. That's what I'm doing. Nice. Well, Atlantic City would be fun.

Yeah. Atlantic City's a good time. I mean... I've never been. Really? No. And I don't know if there's ever going to be a reason for me to go to an online store. I mean, it's one of those things like you're really not missing a whole lot. But if you go, it is kind of fun. Yeah.

I'm sure. It's not a gambler. Yeah, I'm not either. But I do. I love a casino. I love a casino too. I just like I just am bad at gambling. I'll go out with everybody and I'll like have no chips within the first 35 minutes.

And I'm like, well, that wasn't fun at all. Yeah. Yeah. I just hang out and drink. I don't gamble. I know you got to gamble to keep on getting the free drinks.

Sick cycle. Not if you're a girl. That's true. All right. Um, why have tears? We love you. Love you so much.

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