Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Podcast Worlds Colliding

Episode Date: August 14, 2019

This week on YFT, Brandi awaits the arrival of her suitor Michiel Huisman for some DD, and Wells recovers from his night at the Teen Choice Awards, where he was too old to know or understand YouTubers and K-pop performers. Wells and Brandi debate their favorite car features, from headlight windshield wipers to heated seats that make Wells have to go number two. Wells’ two podcasts collide as Brandi’s recent vacay hits the news, involving a member of The Hills. And, of course, it’s time to talk Paradise, specifically some controversial character named Blake. Wish Brandi luck shaving her entire body in preparation for Michiel, and be sure to check out the new YFT website at www.YFTpodcast.com for the roundup of all favorite things and promo codes! Thanks to our awesome sponsor. Check out this deal for our YFT-ers! THIRDLOVE – Yay boobs! Go to www.ThirdLove.com/YFT for 15% off your first purchase

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Before we start, do you want to say anything oh you want to burp yeah that felt good all right that was that was a little sonic that i had about an hour ago oh really yeah what'd you get i got mozzarella sticks and an ocean water what is ocean water what, I'm not like a crushed ice Sonic guy. Oh my gosh. How can you not be? Because I grew up in California and we didn't have Sonic. Listen, I'm not a fast food guy. Ugh.

Are you even an American? I mean, I am. I'm just not a huge fan. Okay, so tell me about Sea Breeze. Tell me about Ocean Water. Ocean Water. It's so great. It is the only carbonated thing that I will ever drink anymore,

and I only have it on rare occasions. Oh. But summertime, you know, and I got a new Jeep, and I was cruising with my doors off today and just felt like I needed an ocean water. It is Sprite mixed with a blue coconut. Oh, no. It's phenomenal.

Blue coconut. What is that? Yeah, it's like it's like one of their flavors they put in their slushes. You know, Exotic's famous for their slushes. Yeah, I know. I know. They're very limeades and stuff. And they have they put in their slushes. You know, Exotic's famous for their slushes. Yeah, I know. I know. With their cherry limeades and stuff. And they have a blue coconut flavored slush.

So you ask for an ocean water and it's blue coconut mixed with Sprite. Okay, hold on. So did you buy this Jeep for this road trip across the country with Michelle? No, I'm not even taking it. What? No. No, I'm not even taking the Jeep. Oh, but you bought a new Jeep? Well, I leased it. So? No. No, I'm not even taking the Jeep. Oh, but you bought a new Jeep?

Well, I leased it. So what happened to your Beamer? The lease was up. Oh, my God. So you've got like a Wrangler with the doors off? I sure do. There's nothing more white than taking your doors off a perfectly good car so everyone can see right in there, even though kind of dangerous.

Kind of, yeah. But, you know, nothing like having the wind hitting them thighs to know that you truly are a privileged white American. I can't argue any of this. I mean, here's the thing. I can make make fun of it but if i had a jeep you best believe those doors would be fucking long gone yeah yeah the whole point i agree so doors aren't a prerequisite for cars apparently no for safety i mean with the jeep you can really you can take off the roof and the doors, and then you're basically riding around in a freaking Kubota with a bigger engine.

Yeah. What? That's what it is. You're very right. Yeah, or it's like the Flintstones car, you know? Yeah. The only difference between the Flintstone car and the Jeep that you got right now is that there is

a floor panel. Also, I have Apple CarPlay. Hey! Do you like Apple CarPlay? I'm getting used to it. I'm just not used to it. By the way, can I just say how much I love a rental car? Love a rental car. Do you?

Love it. It's my only opportunity to get into like a Kia Soul, like a car that I would never fucking buy in my entire life. But I'm like, all right, I'll get the Kia Soul, you know, like. Do you pay for extra insurance when you get a rental car? It depends on generally, yes. It depends on generally. Yes. This is like, I've never had more anxiety in my life than the times when I have to decide whether I'm going to spend the extra 20 bucks a day to fricking ensure the

rental car. Because if I don't do it, I have so much anxiety that I'm going to total the rental car that I can't even enjoy the rental car. I know. And then if I do pay for it and I don't get an accident, I'm pissed that I spent an extra 20 bucks a day. I know.

And God forbid, if you did total that Kia soul, you'd be out $4,000. No, they're more than that. I don't think so. A Kia Soul has to be at least, what, $30,000? No, in what world do Kia Souls go for $30,000? Kia Soul 2019. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because you're not getting a new Kia Soul's go for look up a 2015. No, no, no.

Because you're not getting a new Kia Soul. You're getting an old Soul. You're getting an old Soul. No, you're not. $20,490. Well, anyways, I love rental cars because I'm like, alright, get to check out the digs of this Chrysler Sebring. Let's check out

what's going on with Chrysler's stuff go i always get like i always get it like a nissan versa i mean i always get what the cheapest fucking thing is you know unless like unless like we're going to sarah and i have this joke like every time like i we go to napa or like we go to a place where you need to have uh like a convertible uh-huh it's like we're getting a convertible. But let's be real. Let's be reasonable. We're getting a Chrysler Sebring because it's going to be cheaper. You're not getting

like a freaking Porsche Boxster. No, no, no. We're getting a pewter Chrysler Sebring. I have a pewter. Who gets a pewter car? I'm sure people do. To be honest with you, I have no idea what color pewter is, but it makes me think of cooter, which makes me think of vagina.

So I just assume it's the color of vaginas. Probably is. Is pewter like tan, like a khaki color? It's like in between like gold and silver. Okay. It's like a khaki color it's like uh it's like in between like gold and silver okay it's like a muddy color yeah it's fancy between gold and silver it's fancy that's how i'm getting that pewter sebring because i spare no expense to my baby girl but they always have i got a rental car for our yellowstone trip but i don't know what it's going to be until I get there. Dude, I'm telling you.

Christ, Sebring knows. I asked for an SUV, but it's probably going to be like a, what is the Chevy Equinox or something? It's like a. Yeah. It's going to be SUV. But anyways, every rental car I've gotten,

it's CarPlay and I like it, but there's a little bit of just absolute terror that goes to CarPlay because your text messages pop up. They do. Not that I'm trying to hide anything from Sarah but I'm in some group chains

where some guys say things are said that are, you know, sometimes are not proper for her porcelain ears, you know? Or eyes, I guess. Eyes. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, guys get, like, kind of grody in text chains.

Yeah. And that CarPlay thing, they get in trouble. See, I have to worry about, like, which one of my family members is in the car and like if a text pops up from my mom and she's like, ugh, Miley or Noah or whoever is so annoying today. Like then I have to, then they'll

see it and then it's like a whole fight breaks out because someone read my text messages. Yeah, I know, dude. My only complaint with the car play thing is it's not Bluetooth. So you still got to plug it in, you know? You know who the only car brand is that has the Bluetooth car play? What?

BMW. And I just gave it up. I know. They told me that because I did test drive the new X3, which is what I had before. And they were like, we're the only car that has the Bluetooth Apple Play. But it wasn't enough to sell me. That's what you guys are hanging your hat on these days? That's what they're hanging their hat on.

By the way, I saw this today and it made me laugh. And I totally would have forgotten to talk about it if you didn't bring up way too expensive German engineering cards. Okay, here's my saddam for the day. Okay. the day okay there was a moment in time that mercedes thought it was totally worthwhile to put little windshield wipers on their headlights yeah they did you know someone came into the boardroom was like guys i got the thing you know when you're driving down the street and there's water on your headlights and you're like oh no it's not as bright as it could everyone's like, no, I actually have no fucking idea what you're talking about. He's like, well, guess what? I've come up with an idea.

Windshield wipers for the lights. Why the fuck would we want that? I don't know. Because we can charge you more money and they'll think it's like a cool thing. Let's do it. That's the only perk. What? That it costs more money?

Yeah, that they can charge more money. That's a perk for them. Yeah. But you know what is a game changer? Is the windshields that have the rain sensor so that you don't have to automatically decide what speed you want your windshield wipers to go on. Because you can never seem to pick the right speed, right? It's either too slow or too fast.

Yeah. The rain sensor picks it for you. It's nice. I know. My dad had one of those Mercedes and I drove it around for a while. I don't even know where the button was to turn the fucking headlight windshield wipers on. I don't know. I honestly have no idea if it ever did, like, if it was even connected to anything.

I mean, yeah, you wouldn't even know. How would you ever know if it worked? You can't see it. No, I've never even seen it happen. So this is what my theory is, is that it was never fucking connected. They just charged people for it. They're like, look at this great feature. And they're like, wow, shit, man, we're living in the future.

We got wishy-washy for our headlights. And they're like, these stupid motherfuckers have no idea that these things don't even do anything. And they're German, so. Schwein can't be trusted. And they're German, so. Schwein can't be trusted, because they're German. And the other thing is, like, so many of the features that come on a car,

everyone, when you buy it or you get it, you're like, oh my gosh, this is so great. Oh my gosh, this is so great. And then you never even freaking use it. Never.

What is your favorite thing about your car right now? The new one? I don't know. Just, I guess, cars in general. Honestly, honestly. Yeah? In in the winter the heated steering wheel changes my world you know what they need though because you're in nashville and even in la like they need a cooled steering wheel because you ever

gotten into a car that's boiling hot and you're like trying to drive it with your the sides of your arms you know yeah also like when the seat gets really hot it burns my thighs when i'm wearing shorts and then my thighs start sweating and there's thigh sweat on my seat it's not a good look not a good look they need to come up with some solutions i know my only thing about like the heated seat is for whatever reason it induces me to want to take a poo you know that's weird i can't say the same no no just because it relaxes it's relaxing that lower region of my body no no maybe you need one of those toilets caitlin was talking about with the heated seat oh so sarah and i sarah listened to that episode and she was like i I don't know what the fuck that is. But when we get our new house,

we're getting that. And I was like, I thought the same thing. Yeah, dude. I need a robot toilet. That's just clean them. But you know,

that's called a bidet. Yeah. It's going to be a good bidet. Took you a second, didn't it? Yeah, it did. I had to say it back in my head to get it. You want to start the show? Yeah, we got to start the damn show.

All right, go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandy. Hey. You want to know what's absolutely insane uh i'm not gonna answer that question because i feel like i go in a lot of different directions with that you just have to say yeah i do want to know yes i do yes my boyfriend is on an airplane right now flying from South Africa to London on his first flight to get over here.

And that's nuts. Wow. Can you believe the time is here? The time is nigh. Wait, hold on. Have you ever done the Mile High Club? No. Have you?

No. Oh. I'd like to. I've never been in a private jet before, but I assume that's old hat for you. And I feel like sometimes I feel like private jet is like that's where you can you can do mile high club stuff. And like, no one judges you on a commercial plane. There's just not the space to do that. Yeah, I know.

Like, it sounds real hard. But then, yeah, the the private plane you could definitely do because the bathroom is a little bigger and if you really had the plane like it was just you and the other person then you could really just do it all over the place on the private plane that'd be pretty fun although in a private plane typically like the cockpit isn't closed off the way it is on a commercial plane like it's just open and the pilots are just like you can see them the whole flight so it might be a little awkward. It's just open and the pilots are just like, you can see them the whole flight. So it might be a little awkward if you're doing the nasty in the back.

Hey, pilots, what's up? Yeah, the cockpit. What a name. That's such a weird name. Can we call Pilot Pete one of these days and talk to him about airplanes? We should. I don't know.

Are you friends with him yet? No. Man. Are you? No. days and like talk to him about airplanes we should i don't know like are you friends with him yet no man someone are you no some yft are out there's gotta be friends oh he's friends with some famous person yes yes that like he grew up with and sarah knows i gotta we can get to the bottom of this but where did cock what are the origins let's look at that up the origins of the word cockpit because yeah whoever created it was wasted when he did it and he was like you know what we're gonna be able to fly around in these aeroplanes where i'm gonna sit is gonna be where the steering wheel is and i'm gonna invent something called the mile high club and so someone's like what is that and that's like well that's when you go a mile up into the air and you

do some deep dicking and they're like well where are you going to do this there's only one room in in the plane and that's where the steering wheel is he goes you know what we're going to call that the cockpit because that's how i'm going to do my work. But that's not really the truth. That's not really what happened. Late 16th century derives from an early 18th century nautical term denoting an area in the aft lower deck of a man o' war where the wounded were taken, later coming to mean the pit or well from which a yacht is steered, hence the place housing the controls of other vehicles. So what came first, that or calling it a cock? Is the real question here.

I don't know. Huh. Very interesting. Can you imagine if you were an alien and you were trying to decipher some of these words? Can you imagine how confusing that would be? Yeah. Okay. So this is what's happening in my world right now. And I just, I'm just a little annoyed by it and are like, just confused.

Like my podcast worlds are colliding here. All right. They are. Oh, they are. And I don't know how to feel about it right now. Okay. Because I do this show with you and you're the older sister of Miley. And then I do a show with Steph Pratt, who's on a TV show with Caitlyn.

And it's fucking weird, man. And I don't know how to deal with it. But what is going on? Are you just jealous that you're not part of this whole thing? Kind of. Because I thought we were pretty close and i gotta find out all this information via daily mail right why are you reading daily mail i don't know it's the first it's the trashiest of all the trash okay us

weekly people trash trap oh semi trash e-news trash What's a good one? There isn't one. AOL News? How old are you? Yahoo? Oh, you're just really, you're going deep. Too deep. Before we get into that, the thing I am going to address is, last week, I asked people to respect our privacy while we were on vacation. And you said that they were for the most part.

Yeah. I got dragged a bit on Twitter. But I do. And I's very frustrated about it people that just aren't using their brains to really think through the situation i think because the people that were being mean about it were just saying that i didn't want the fans to be able to take photos and that yeah exactly well but here's the thing is it really isn't even about that and because the some of these fans that were upset were just saying like there aren't paparazzi in italy and we would never tell the paparazzi where miley is and all that okay but if you would like

just take a second to think things through logically the way paparazzi find out where miley is is because the fans harmless enough, start tweeting and Instagram posting where she is. And that's how they find out. Or they start congregating outside the hotel, which causes a scene, which tips off the paparazzi. Like that's where she is. Like, I'm not saying they're doing it on purpose. Like I would, that's not at all what I was saying. I'm just saying inadvertently when when the fans start tweeting and publicizing where she is, that's how the paparazzi find out. That's the only way they can

find out is by other people, right? And so that's all I was trying to avoid. I wasn't trying to be mean to the fans. Miley loves taking photos with fans, of course. Anytime she can do that, she does do that. That's not what I was getting at. To circle back around to the point of this is the paparazzi did find us, and the last day of our vacation was ruined That's not what I was getting at. To go back around to the point of this is the paparazzi did find us.

And the last day of our vacation was ruined because Miley and I were trying to jump off of the – we were jumping off this little cute cliff into the lake. We had been doing it all week and it was so much fun. We jumped off the cliff and swam to the dock. And we got up to do it on the last day and we noticed like this weird boat. And we actually – like the reason we noticed it is we thought it was a police boat or something. We're like, what is that weird boat doing? And when it got a little closer right before Miley jumped off the wall, she was like, oh, my gosh, that's a paparazzi. And so that was the first time we saw it. And it just like ruined the whole thing.

Like we didn't want to be outside because he just kept going back and forth and back and forth right in front of the pool where our hotel is. And just and was just blatantly like harassing us and taking our photo and it just ruins the whole thing. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, I know, you know,

because you said, you know, but also like the picture that I saw, it looks like the paparazzi is like on top of you guys. Could have been. I mean, there were helicopters and prop planes flying back and forth all day also. And, and they, these guys just have these insane lenses you know and the photos are blurry which

shows you how far away they were and they're just using a really big lens so like we definitely saw a guy in the boat the last day they were probably above us and it's just like so crazy to me that it's so okay for that to happen you know what I mean and for a magazine to buy photos that are like the three girls laying by a pool like some of the photos like our legs are spread open and it's just like so invasive and it's just so crazy to me that that's allowed to happen well okay i can respond to miley's fans because they're not mine and i know that you're like worried about like upsetting them or whatever but here's my take on it fuck you for getting mad at Brandy about this whole thing because you didn't really know the whole fucking story becomes very obvious the reason why Miley wanted some serious

like time alone was because of her marital situation that no one knew about if you had known about that you might have thought of once or twice about like, I don't know, whistleblowing where you guys were because it's very, obviously anyone in that situation is going to be very, very sensitive and wanting to like only be surrounded by people that they really love and they really trust or whatever. Obviously you don't want anything publicized

out of that weekend. Hindsight is 20-20 and the people that all gave you shit i assume it was before the news broke about her and liam yeah yeah it was like the second the podcast came out i started getting so nasty and and and just to clarify i also got a lot of people and i'd rather talk about these people i'd also got a lot of people tweeting and messaging me saying like you know what? You're so right. Thank you so much for bringing this to everyone's attention. And I hope you guys have a great vacation.

Like I had a lot of fans saying that. So thank you guys to the ones that were super sweet and understanding. Like that really means a lot. And I think the more of you guys that recognize that, then hopefully that'll catch on and people will respect, you know, her not only her privacy, but other people's a little more. I just really hope that all the people that were mean to you on Twitter or whatever feel really shitty at like after the fact. I'm not going to sing low and be mean and whatever, but I will.

I just hope people can understand, can just like try and understand a little bit. And that's all I'm going to say about it. I'm not above clapping back and digging in. Fuck them. Anyways, obviously, I have a feeling that you're not really going to want to talk about really anything that happened that weekend. And I totally respect that and understand that. And my only thing that I'm going to say to you is that I love your sister and I just want her to be happy. And so I just hope she's doing OK and is happy. Thanks, Wellesley.

Yeah, I obviously it's you know, it's not my business to talk about and it's happy thanks welsy yeah i obviously it's you know it's not my business to talk about and it's not anything of mine to tell so i don't there's nothing i can really say i just you know i'm here for obviously and i've been spending a lot of time with her and when she's ready to talk about it or whatever then she will yeah yeah do you have any music i could shut out a ryan cabrera song if we really wanted to wow ryan cabrera i was his biggest fan back in the day and now i know him and it's just funny like how old was i when i loved him i can't even remember yeah but like whatever 19 year old brandy or whatever however old i was would just die that like now i know him but i gotta say he has the new song out and

i really just love ryan cabrera's voice i just think he has a new song out, and I really just love Ryan Cabrera's voice. I just think he has one of the best voices, truly. Still to this day, he puts out songs, and I'm like, I could listen to this, like, his voice forever. He has a great voice. What am I gonna say? You know what? I love Ryan Cabrera. I hate his hair.

That's where I'm going. Well, I'll bet some people hate your hair. Oh, I hate my hair. Right there with you. What song is it? Is it True? Is it? No, that's his old song.

On the way down? No, these are all really, really old. What year are you living in? His song is called Inside Your Mind. The song's not like out here to save lives or anything, but his voice is just so lovely. It just always is. I'm just always like, yep. Out here to save lives. I don't mind. for you both to grow just close your eyes i do miss like that early 2000s late 90s sound that he's obviously like god you know like that needs to come back wait i know i've got um i got one for you okay are you familiar with the band camp no I am like obsessed with this band, by the way.

Like we used to, I feel like we played, I played them a lot back in like my radio days. It's Camp, but it's with two A's. So it's C-A-A-M-P. This is a new song called Peach Fuzz. Oh. Hey little mama, when you talk back, I see your eyes light up and I know that I'm just a peach bus boy. Oh, so alone.

Oh, I don't want to miss you when you come home. Knock, knock, you're coming over a couple times a week. Couple times a week Hanging on my shoulder Shaking like a leaf Every color of your love I've seen enough I want another Anyways, look up camp.

They just have a good vibe, good sound if you're into that kind of, I don't know, kind of folky Americana vibe. And then I'm going to play one for you that's going to shock you. Really? Okay.

Have you heard the Chance the Rapper with Death Cab for Cutie? No. Yeah. It's called Do You Remember? Sounds amazing. I mean, I love Chance the Rapper, and I really love Death Cab. So, yes for that collaboration, dude. That's cool. Very unexpected. Right?

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It's all there. And lastly, well, we haven't gotten, we haven't done a fuck you very much in a while because we've just been getting really nice reviews. We should start talking about some of the nice ones. Yeah, we should. Maybe next week we'll read a few nice reviews. That'll incentivize people to go and rate and review us at the app and play stores. Please five stars and then say something. Or if you don't listen,

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I prefer to read nice ones in the privacy of my own home. I prefer to read the mean ones on the show. Well, can we read some nice ones next week? That'd be a fun activity. That's what we'll do. We'll start with that next week. Great. Love it. Okay, what do you want? You want to jump into Paradiso or

you do? Yeah. I'm going to roast some people. Oh, wow. Okay. I'm going to roast some people. Oh, wow. Okay. I think. I say I think. I'll probably do it. And then I'll be like, you know what?

Just kidding. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it. Love me. I wonder if we're going to have the same thoughts on this. I don't know. I mean, probably not because you aren't friends with Blake like I am. And you know what I mean? So there's no denying, like like because he's such a good friend

of mine I'm obviously I don't want to say I'm team Blake but I'm team Blake you are yeah what is this song can you hear it here and there I just want

to get everyone in the mood you know because like we're about to get everyone in the mood, you know? Because, like, we're about to get into it. Have you ever heard the entire song? I thought that dreams belonged to other men Cause each time I got close They'd fall apart again close Like how I've taken the female side of this? Oh, almost paradise We're knocking on heaven's door

Almost paradise How could we have fallen? Fucking Blake is slowly getting roasted over these hot coals. Wow. Paradise. Okay. That was lovely. Truly.

You're welcome. Because we didn't address Tuesday's episode last week and the text messages that Blake posted, we got to kind of reverse a little bit to that. Let me just preface by saying, I am not saying that Blake sleeping with two girls back to back, one end to the other is okay. I'm not saying that that's okay. And I'm not saying that if that hadn't happened to me,

that I wouldn't be very upset because I would be. Yes. But let me also just point out that on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, when that guy or girl sleeps with three people back to back to back one night after each other on that show, no one blinks an eye and it's totally fine. Then Blake goes and doesn't in real life and it's the worst thing ever. Okay, so I think the argument there is that there's transparency there. Like when you do it on The Bachelor, The Bachelorette,

like they know they're going to a fantasy suite or they know they're going on dates and they're being transparent and being open and honest, whereas Blake seemed like he was kind of secretive about it. Okay, that's fair. But it's still, to me, it's a bit of a double standard and also he came clean to Christina I don't obviously don't know exactly the timing of it but he could have very easily not done that um and and like somewhere along the way he was also clear with

Caitlin about it because going into paradise both girls knew right that he had slept with both of them back to back so i'll have to say at least like it's because that would be very hard to do it's just like go and tell the other girl like that you had done that you know what i mean yeah that's my first point so at least he had the decency to come come clean and tell the truth the fact that these girls blake had clearly already had conversations with the two of them prior to this show. And the fact that both of them came into paradise and ambushed him and brought it up on camera again unnecessarily is nuts. My argument to that is what the fuck did he expect was going to happen? I just think Blake and I've not spoken to him. So please no one think like

I'm speaking for Blake by any means. I've not spoken to him. So please no one think like I'm speaking for Blake by any means. I've not talked to him on the like in person about this at all. I've texted him and that's it. And just texted him to say, here, I'm here for you. I love you. Let me know if you need anything. I'm just speculating here. But it seems like Blake had had conversations with them and really thought like that they were both like ready to move past it. Especially with Caitlyn. It seemed like they had discussed whether or not to own this and come out with it before Paradise. And from the text messages,

it seems like she was the one... It seemed like he put the ball in her court. Do you want to tell everybody or not? And it seemed like prior to the show, they were both on the same page of not talking about it and not making it a big deal. And then talking about it and not making it a big deal. And then she comes in hot, making it a big deal. Sounds like he put his balls in everyone's court.

He did, probably. But I'm just saying. So you're not team Kaylin and not team Christina right now? Nope, nope, nope. Because I just think they both, if Blake had had the decency, they clearly all talked, like not together, but each talked about this and thought Blake was under the impression everybody was like, had been talked to. Everyone was good. No one was emotionally traumatized. Nobody was upset.

And he went into this thinking like, this is going to be, you know, we're not going to blow this out of proportion on national television. And they both come in and do it. Yeah. Well. And I just like, I'm just like, why can't you they both come in and do it yeah well and i just like i'm just like why can't you guys just come in if caitlin was really there to date and find somebody then why would she spend the first whole whatever few days just crying about blake and blowing that up about blake same with christina if she was really there to date and find somebody to be with like

you're supposed to be when you go on that show then she wouldn't have taken blake on a date just to get back at him she would have found someone else to go on a date on and then it's like all this blake stuff blows up in this episode and then it's like a switch somebody flips the switch and all of a sudden both those girls realize oh shit guys are handing out roses we got it we got it we got to get it together and they both go manipulate somebody for a rose yes you can't sit here and whine and cry about being manipulated and mistreated and hard and ambushed and then you go and do that to two defenseless guys for a rose okay those guys were dumb enough to believe it which is a whole nother thing it's like really like this girl present talk to you for probably the first three days straight and And I wore rose ceremony.

She's going to come and like butter you up a little bit and flutter her eyelashes at you. And you're going to give her a freaking rose. It's nuts. Yes. I didn't love the Kalen cam thing. No, I felt a little skeezy about that. Christina and Chris. It's like whatever.

I don't know. I think Blake made a lot of bad decisions. He did. The way he responds to it is bad because it seems like bad acting to me when i watch it and he's like oh my god i didn't even know oh and then like i want to cry so it looks like i have feelings about this but i can't squeeze them out so i'm like ah i do think that man is having like severe panic attacks while he's there like things are that's the thing is like because i guess because i know blake so much better like

i think he truly i think he's just i think he's so emotional and is isn't filtering anything that he's feeling that that's why his his like everything seems so exaggerated because he's just like completely floored that the two of them are doing and are coming off like this. I mean, I kind of wish that then if that's the case, then I kind of wish that he had been more combative. He did it a little bit to Christina during the date. Like, hey, you're doing this. But I wish he had maybe been a little bit more combative, especially after we saw the text receipts to Kaylin to be like, what are you talking about right now?

Like I see, I think, I think he was overthinking it and not wanting to come off like a dick. And he was trying to be the sweet and understanding and take responsibility. And, but then I think, you know, it seems like then watching it back,

he kind of saw how in these interviews, the girls were really coming for him and really like just laying it all out there. And then that's when he was like, you know what? I got to stand up for myself a little bit. That's what it seems like to me. Well, whoever gave him the advice to put those text message, those text messages out is the dumbest motherfucker I've ever met. Did someone tell him to do it? Okay. If he decided to do it, then he's dumb but like if you if you like look at those messages it looks like he's on the phone with somebody like you know you can see that like he's on a call or whatever oh i didn't notice i think someone was like you got

like some fucking bro was like you gotta stand up for yourself or something and it's just like that was the worst thing he could have done because Because then effectively it went from, yeah, I do feel bad for him, but he's also kind of slut shaming her in a weird way. And that's a bad look. Like no one wins in this whole thing. And it's more true. And it was more of like, dude, you're almost through. Like I know what happens there.

It's like a couple more episodes and you're done. And then no one really remembers. No one gives a shit. Don't worry. Chad Johnson still gets invited to like all the meet and greets and watch parties. And he was the biggest asshole.

And he told Chris Harrison to suck a dick and go, you know, drink mimosas in a robe, you know, like, this is the other thing. There's gonna be a reunion show. He was gonna have to come there

and just like respond to all of it, right? And that was gonna be the dialogue in the reunion show. It was like, you know, I made a couple mistakes and I thought there was something with someone and then there wasn't

and then I made a mistake, you know, the next night or whatever it was and I owned it, you know, and I'm not perfect. I'm working on myself. And I think everyone would have been like, okay, that's fine.

But now the story is he's going to have to sit up there on that stage with Chris Harrison and Chris is going to be like, we got to talk about these text messages. And now that's going to be the focus. the story is he's gonna have to sit up there on that stage with chris harrison and chris is gonna be like we gotta talk about these text messages and now that's gonna be the focus that sucks for him that's much worse than the thing that he was gonna have to do which is like yeah dude i'm a good looking single guy i can sleep with whoever the fuck i want really you know yeah all right guys a lot has changed over the last years and if you're growing your e- yeah, you can relate. Whether you're looking for better efficiency during the hectic

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Not before the show. Uh-huh. And so this is the show being like, really? You're going to fucking make the show before the show starts being made? Well, guess what? Now the show is about you fucking us over. Yeah. It's my thought. Yeah. I do feel bad for him.

And I do feel like he's like genuinely like losing his mind. He is. It makes me sad. I know. And I haven't reached out. I don't even know if I have his number. But like I haven't reached out to him because it's like, what am I going to say? You know?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know i just know that i've really gotten to know blake and i spent a lot of time with him and i know he's a good guy it's easy for you and i and anyone to sit here and spec and say like well this is what i would have done and he shouldn't have done this and he should have done that i don't know if somebody was doing that to me on national television and like you know and it was altering like my, like my care, people's perception of my character. Like, I don't know,

like, I'm not saying I would release text messages, but like, I would definitely try to do something. And if he had, even if he hadn't shown the screenshots and just said like, you know what? It wasn't like the way that she's saying it.

Nobody would really believe it. You know what I mean? Like, it would just always seem like he's trying to like have an excuse or or take the take the blame off of him or whatever but like seeing the text you're kind of like there's no way around it you know that she wasn't complicit in it being just sex like those were her words yeah i will say in kaylin's defense it looks like he kind of pick and shows the text messages that he wanted to put out there. Like the timestamps don't really add up to being like one continuous chain of thoughts and events.

I don't really know. That's true. I don't really know what happened, but here's what I think happened. I think that the text messages that we saw were from like around the stagecoach time. And it very much was like, we're both drunk and like, it's so much fun and let's hook up and like, it's just sex or whatever. And that was the thought.

And then I do think that they had a real thing like later, then it kind of fizzled out. And I think that's what Kalen was holding onto was like the more real thing, not the like one night stand thing that happened in the beginning. But I don't think they slept with each other again after stagecoach.

Oh, really? Because if they had, I think she would bring that up and say, I wasn't just like a one night stand. It wasn't a, I don't know. I feel, I just feel like as much as she's bringing things up against him, that if there were multiple occasions where they had sex,

I think she would bring that up because that would drive her point home even more that he let her on. And she hasn't done that. What are your thoughts on Blake going to Alabama to visit Hannah before the show? That's a whole nother thing. My annoyance with all of this is

if you do want to meet these people, are you trying to rig the system, I suppose? Like, why are you going to Alabama beforehand? Especially after you've hooked up with two other people who are probably going to be on Paradise, you know? It's just a calamity of errors, dude. Like, it was just one bad move after another. You're right. And like I said, I'm not trying to say what he did was right.

I'm not. But I just, I'm, I just, like, it's just, I can't just sit and swallow, like like the way these girls are just unnecessarily airing out all this dirty laundry on camera just for their five minutes of fame on television. I just can't deal. Here's my like actual thoughts. I think that Kaylin did think there was something between them. And I think she was genuinely hurt when they broke up. And she was thinking maybe it was almost like the Tia Colton thing. Like maybe in paradise paradise we can like make this work and like round peg a square hole and like this is gonna happen and then it didn't and then she was kind of hurt by it yeah because she i mean she obviously even knew about hannah because in those texts she says did you tell hannah yeah yeah yeah so blake it

like it's it's very clear that blake was very transparent with her about going to see hannah yeah yeah yeah so blake it like it's it's very clear that blake was very transparent with her about going to see hannah and sleeping with christina like yeah you know what i mean so she should have known better than to think like oh when we get to paradise he's gonna forget about these other girls that are also there and be with me like he it seemed like he was just very up front about all the other things and so yeah hold on let me finish my thought i do think that there was a there was a part of kaylin that was like hoping that maybe like something could happen then when it didn't she just unraveled and was like you know what yeah screw this guy you know i'm gonna bury him christina i don't agree with what she did but this is how i can like rationalize the actions

that she made she was the victim of fuck boyery in seasons past. She was. And she was walked all over. And I think that she felt that she wasn't a good representation of the powerful woman that she is. This was her opportunity to come back in and to be like, I'm not going to stand for any fuckboyery. I'm going to bury this guy because I know what these guys do because it's happened to me before. That's where I think that she was coming from. And that's why she was Talon's out. Now, I don't think that that's right. I think that one of Blake's big mistakes was saying yes to the date to Christina.

He should have been like, listen, we've done this. Oh, 100%. We've done this. It didn't work. Find your person. They're probably here, but I'm not that person. And also, I want to spend time with Hannah and I want to spend time with Tayshia or whoever. And I don't want to lose that time because we're still trying to figure things out because we have figured things out. We're not a

thing. Totally. I completely agree with that. I can't say anything. I think that I know, you know, too much. I know too much. I think that like all of your feelings are very valid. And I totally get where you're coming from. And I agree with you on those part. I really do feel bad for Blake. But I would say this before you just like write people off and like completely cut them out or whatever or say things you might regret later. Remember that like everyone has their own storyline and we're only in the third episode you know totally totally and later in the season i might be you know eating some of these words we'll see yeah

um or you might have sympathy for other people is what i'm trying to say yeah yeah we're only so let me put things into perspective we are four days in to filming and people are already losing their minds that's insane yeah because yeah the day after a rose ceremony which is the episode that we're on is the fourth day uh-huh talking to you and talking to sarah and being like i can't believe it's already we're already in crazy town and we just got here like i haven't even packed my bag yet and we're in an insane asylum yeah anyways that is wild i mean that's enough bachelor talk for yeah yeah yeah that's fine for one there's so much that's going on i know they gave me a lot of air time the first two episodes

and then none on the third so okay sorry well good, though. Doesn't matter. You got to create a scandal if you want some air time. I know. And listen, Jorge returns in episode three. And so as the guy who stole his job, give him that app. Uh-huh. You know. Yeah. You want to talk fave things?

Yeah. What do you got? I have like a funny thought about a thing that happened back in the day that wasn't my favorite thing. Do you remember when like back in college, when people would just show up at your house? Yeah. They would just be like, let's see if Brandy's there. And you'd be sitting there fucking eating rum and being like,

what the fuck are you doing in my house? Yeah, totally. You would just show up. I liked it. I know. What the fuck are you doing here get out but i would do it to people too because it was like before this this world of like we just texted everybody and whatever but i think we know i think i was even

texting people and they wouldn't they wouldn't answer and i still would be like well let's go over to his house anyways he's not fucking looking at his phone right now. Yeah. What a crazy world that, because no one does it anymore. Now, no one, no one goes over to anybody's house. No, I know. Phones have made it. It kind of makes me sad. Yeah, phones have made it so that no, it used to be like, what do you want to do?

I don't know, let's go over to Greg's house and get drunk. Now everyone's like, no, it doesn't seem safe. I'm going to stay here in Netflix and chill by myself exactly you know netflix is the bigger issue not phones yeah yeah yeah phones have connected all of us and cut us all off at the same place it's true because netflix the netflix and hulu and all that like streaming streaming in general, is really what's killed, I think, people's social lives. Because before, it was like if you weren't home at a certain time to watch your show and there was nothing on TV you wanted to watch, you're like, I guess I'll go out or I guess I'll go to Adam's house or whatever it is. Yeah. And now there you can find something you want to watch any minute of any day. True.

Freaking crazy, man. Nuts. Any minute of any day. True. Freaking crazy, man. Nuts. I still haven't finished this City on a Hill show, but I got to be honest with you,

like it is the most amazing show. And the fact that it's not more well-known is just bonkers to me. I got to watch it and I got to start it. One of the things that a lot of people have been telling me they want me to watch or listen to the podcast is about the dropout. Have you heard about this? No. So it's about this woman named Elizabeth Holmes, who's an American entrepreneur and the founder and former

CEO of Theranos, a now defunct company known for its unlikely claims to have revolutionized blood testing using surprisingly small volumes of blood, such as from a finger prick. And in 2015, Forbes named Holmes the youngest and wealthiest self-made female billionaire in America on the basis of a $9 billion valuation of Theranos. But the next year, following revelations of potential fraud, Forbes revised her net worth to $0, and Fortune named Holmes one of the world's most disappointing leaders. I guess she was saying that she had this bit of technology that could just take a drop of blood

and would run all these tests and tell you what your ailments were or what you could be dying from, and she was just making it all up, completely falsifying the test results to make it real. What? Yeah, so I guess I went to dinner with alon

and chris harrison their night which by the way love those guys and they took us out to like a nice engagement meal which was they didn't that's really nice and you know we went to a very nice place and just really glad that alon and chris picked up the tab because it's kind of expensive. Really? Not going to lie. The place is called The Angler. It's in LA. And so if you go there, it's very nice but very fancy and expensive.

Anyways, they were both talking about how crazy this was. And they were like, just listen to the podcast. It's amazing. And I guess there's a documentary too. I think Kate McKinnon is actually playing the girl. So that's something I haven't seen but I want to see. I think I've heard of it also. I think I've had people like tweeting at me to watch it too.

Yeah. You got anything? Okay. So one of my favorite things that came into my DMS this last week is I've actually like, I've been trying to go through and read the messages specifically when people like start out by saying they're a YFT or I always click on it and make sure I read it.

like start out by saying they're a YFTR. I always click on it and make sure I read it. But I wanted to share one that Emily McVeigh sent to me. She said, Hi, my name is Emily McVeigh, and I'm a YFTR. I love the pod and listen every week on my way to school. It's probably my favorite thing. Ding, ding, ding. Anyways, I'm a teacher in a small southeast Kansas school, and I didn't know if you had heard about the clear the list movement a bunch of teachers have Amazon lists to provide for their classrooms I usually buy these things myself throughout the year for my students breakfast books and extra school supplies any items someone purchases supports my students if you wouldn't mind sharing the list I would appreciate it so greatly thank you so much we're gonna put this link for her list on the YFT Instagram stories and I'm gonna put it on my story as well on Wednesday when the pod comes out just so we

can support our fellow YFT years. I would really like it if we could all like band together and just be like a cute little community that supports each other and stuff. So if you guys feel like you could donate a little something, it's really cool. Like I hear a lot about teachers buying school supplies for their kids out of their own salary and, you know, teachers already like like, don't make a ton. So I just thought it'd be really cool to support her. Yeah.

All right, that's cool. And shout out to Emily for being a YFT-er. Yeah, ding, ding, ding. One of my favorite things was last night I went to the Teen Choice Awards. Oh, I meant to ask you about this. Sarah freaking killed it. It was good, right? Yeah, really good.

And she looked amazing. She did look good. That dress, though. I know. And the song is, it's just like very catchy. Like it's an ear, I think the right word is earworm. Like you keep on like singing it over and over again. I like to call that a banger.

Banger, exactly. Noah would call it a bop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like banger. I do too. Which is also what Blake calls every girl in paradise. Anyways, sorry, dude. I had to go there.

It's just too easy. But can you imagine like your first performance really ever singing a song that like wasn't like a Disney show tune or something? Was it live? I feel like it was. Yeah, it was live to tape. So it was live in i guess central and eastern time zone then it yeah like no do-overs you know no i know but anyways it was it was really an amazing like experience and everything but what was crazy to me is that like

i feel like i'm tapped into pop culture but like these kids, they're all about YouTube, the YouTubes, you know, like the host is a guy who's a YouTube guy. Like I know who Lucy Hale is, you know, I get that makes sense to me. But the YouTube guy who like married his best friend's mom. What? What? What? Why is he up there? Great. I'm sure he's a wonderful human and is qualified. But what? And then also, I don't get K-pop, bro. I'm sorry.

You don't. They all are very good dancers. I do like that. Uh-huh. But way too much makeup. Sorry. Are we talking BTS or what? No, it was some other band that was some other K-pop band.

But anyways, I just felt old. The whole YouTube thing, I really start showing my age when it comes to YouTube because it's just like I'm just this much too old to have gotten on the YouTube train. I know. I wish I had. I'm sure I would have killed it. People make zillions of dollars on YouTube. It's nuts.

I don't get it. Talk about influencer money. Those YouTubers are putting us to shame. No, I know. I know. What's that on YouTube. It's nuts. I don't get it. Talk about influencer money. Those YouTubers are putting us to shame. No, I know. I know. What's up with YouTube show? You know what? I tried to have one a while back. Really? It was just a lot of work. I honestly couldn't keep up

with it. Yeah. It's definitely a full-time job. I mean, just doing this show is a fucking nightmare. Think about doing a YouTube show. It's the easiest thing you do all week. That is very true. I'm allowed to be a super annoying, proud boyfriend, right? You have to be.

Proud fiance? Wait, what's the boy version? Oh, yeah, fiance. That's right, see, I screwed up. By the way, Jordan McGraw is Dr. Phil's son. Did you know that? Oh, yeah. Get it girl Sipping whiskey on the rocks I never should have left you then I'm out here chasing ghosts instead We met at a party

And he told me his name But then I forgot it Took him back to my place. Now I wonder, oh, does she feel the same? Cause I don't know your name, but I know your face. I'm mad at a party. That's Blake's theme song, bro. Oh, again.

It's just too easy. I'm sorry, Blake. No dings for that. It was funny, though. Got anything else? I don't think so. I'm sorry, Blake. No dings for that. It was funny, though. Got anything else? I don't think so. I just can't believe my boyfriend's almost here. It's freaking me out.

Dude, have you got everything taken care of? No, I got to do all that tonight. Oh, shit. You got to wax? Well, I got to do that in the morning. But everything, I got to like shave my whole body tonight. Yeah, you got to paint my nails. Paint my nails, seal, yep.

Spray, get my fake tan on. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Paint my nails. Spray. Get my fake tan on. Get the wax in the morning. I will let you go. It's a lot of work. It's rough out here. I could really use one of those bald appointments right now with the laughing gas. I'll tell you that.

Not looking forward to doing it without it. Man. I feel bad for you guys out there it's brutal stuff i don't do anything don't do shit you know he'll probably he'll probably get here i told him he's not allowed to cut his hair because i want my friend ally to cut it when he gets here yeah and so he's definitely his hair is out of control for sure and he's probably not shaved his beard at all he's probably gonna look like a crazy person but like it's okay and he's probably not shaved his beard at all. He's probably going to look like a crazy person. But like it's okay. And he's still going to look hot.

And it's annoying because I have to like put in hours of work over here to look hot. Are you nervous about him meeting the fam? Yes and no. Just because like they're a lot. And he's coming in like tomorrow night. Like he gets here tomorrow. And tomorrow night we're doing family dinner. Like it's going to be.

Who's all going to be there? He's coming in straight into the fire right away. Like it's going to be. Who's all going to be coming in straight into the fire right away. You know what I'm saying? Who's all going to be there? My dad, Brazen and his fiance and my sister, Miley. Wow. Getting blood and Miley in one fell swoop. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It took me years to meet them.

Yeah. Well, you didn't date me. That's true. Well, we did one date. That didn't count. Yeah. So he's coming in like straight into the fire night one. Yeah.

And then, you know, like then we get to do our own thing for a little bit and do our Yellowstone trip. And then we come out to L.A. and he meets everybody else. So. All right. Well, I'm excited to hang out with him. We got to talk about this. Sarah says like you guys are leaving to go to New York. We got it.

We got to talk details. Yeah, we do. We got to talk deets. Uh We gotta talk about this. Sarah says, like, you guys are leaving to go to New York. We gotta talk details. Yeah, we do. We gotta talk deets. Uh-huh. Alright, well, go shave your entire body. I don't know what else you do, but do it. Quick question. Yeah. Does it bother you when girls, and I guess

when I say girls, I now mean just Sarah, since you're gonna marry her. If girls have, like have really hairy arms? Is that a turn off or not a big deal? I think it's weirder when girls shave their arms than if they just have hair on their arms. I dated a girl that shaved

her arms and then when it came back it was like, what's happening on your arms? I get the legs thing. I used to and then i just stopped caring i don't think you have like gross hairy arms though okay good that's good you also next time i come in next time i come into the studio you're gonna look and i'm gonna be really embarrassed because you're gonna be like oh i take it back you should have shaved them no because i think even sarah because sarah has sar Sarah and I have very similar, like, I guess, complexions.

And so she has, like, you, I would assume you have blonde hairs on your arm. No, not really. I mean, they're not dark, but they're not blonde. I'm more pro keeping your arm hair on. Yeah. Okay. All right. Less work for me.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good. Yeah, do that. You do that. Do you have to wax your upper lip? No. Sometimes I bleach it, but waxing it is like not the best for your skin.

Oh, yeah. I bleach it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I bleach it. Your stache. It's so funny. Mine's not that intense, thank God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right. Well, go do all the things. I wish your skin all the best. I wish your vagina all the best for when Michelle gets there. And, yep. And, you know. We'll see you. I mean, I'll talk to you before then, but we'll see you in a couple, like, week and a half.

Yeah, I get to see Michelle Hilsman in person. All right, dude, love you. Miss you. Okay, love you, too. Okay, bye. Bye. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.