Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Popeless and Perspiring in Costa Rica

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

We are hard-wired and sweating profusely this week YFT fam. Wells is in Costa Rica bartending for the stars while also worrying about unstable internet and the lack of streaming options. How do you say Game of Thrones en espanol?? So…your hosts take the extra time this week to dive deeper into the goss from the last week on planet earth. Brandi joins post-wedding and post-hangover, having crushed an unprepared Maid of Honor speech—proof you never let the truth get in the way of a good story. They dive into Ozempic rumors, horse genetics, whether we need another pope (can we get a millennial one?), and debate the worthiness of a genie wish—$50 trillion vs. a good sandwich. British English is bollocks, Ozzy Osborne is retiring (and apparently still alive), and Wells’ Spanish just might just be improving… adios, amigos! Favorite things mentioned: Walton Goggins Freaks Out Mobland Game of Thrones (but in Spanish!) Under the Sea by Wells Adams Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!  Mood: Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com/YFT with promo code YFT. Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/yft and use code yft. Happy Mammoth: For a limited time get 15% off on your entire first order at happymammoth.com and use the code YFT. Prolon: Visit ProlonLife.com/YFT to claim your 15% discount sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Quince: Treat your closet to a little summer glow-up with Quince. Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Article: Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. Visit Article.com/yft and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout.  Skims: Shop the SKIMS Ultimate Bra Collection and more at SKIMS.com. Apostrophe: Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 at Apostrophe.com/YFT when you use our code: YFT. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation.

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Got myself a little cappuccino to start the day. Little cappuccino. What is it about every other country that you go to where they don't want you to drink coffee They want you to be fancy, but what does it say about Americans that our? Coffee is like the shittiest form of coffee every other country is like you want to take an espresso And you want to put hot water in it called Americano? What's wrong with you, boy? Okay? But that's so very American of us.

We take something that's perfectly fine, and then we make it shitty. Case in point, pasta. I feel like we fucked up pasta. You ever been to Italy and had like real pasta? It's amazing. And you go to the Olive Garden. What?

What are we doing here? Tex-Mex, That's a good one. Fuck that up. You ever had traditional Mexican fare? Baja tacos? And then all of a sudden the Texans got their hands on and they just put fucking cheese on everything. Way too much cheese, guys. Way too much cheese. Also, white people taco night is the word sour cream, shredded lettuce, so much sour cream ground beef with like no seasoning. No. Anyways, that's like a long diatribe about how I'm in Costa Rica right now. And doing this podcast from

Costa Rica is going to be difficult at best. We're filming a TV show here. I don't know how we're doing it because there is no internet here. I don't know what's going on dude. I got an ethernet cable plugged into this bitch. Alright. Is it working? I don't know. Fingers crossed. Anyways, I'll wait for Brandy to come in and tell her about all the hardships that I am dealing with Whilst living in Costa Rica filming bachelor in paradise 10 I do have a nice view and I've seen some cool shit, but I have no idea what's going on in the world I have no idea what's I can't watch

anything down here because Dude streaming services are not the same in different countries. I don't know if anyone told you that. But they're not! The shit they're streaming down here on Netflix, on HBO, and all that shit is not good, bro! What's going on? I can't speak Spanish! No one bless my y'all! I didn't even watch that show!

Maybe Despacitos? Wasn't that the show that we watched in Spanish class, Despacitos? Or is that just the Justin Bieber song? Despacitos? Wasn't that the show that we watched in Spanish class? Despacitos? Or is that just a Justin Bieber song? Despacitos. Fuck. Well now I don't know. Desayunos? You know what I'm talking about though. They don't have Keurig machines here. They just have like these like, what's this one called? Illy or Nespresso, you know? Where the pods are tiny little guys. You know, little butt plugs. But it does make a pretty damn good cup of coffee. It's just a little cup, and I want a big cup,

because I'm a big boy. Anyways, I got the eye patches on right now, because, yeah, your boy's getting older, and it's starting to show. I'll take him up before Brandy gets here, but I just want you guys to know what I'm dealing with. All right, should we do it? Should we call the Deetha?

Should we call the Big Dea? Should we call the Big D? Let's do it. Ding, ding, dong, ba-da-da-da-da-loom, bum, boom. Hello? What up? Where are you? Oh, you're in Costa Rica, duh. Yeah.

You can't tell that I'm in a beautiful hotel room? I can, that's why I was like, where are you? And then I knew the answer before the sentence left my mouth. Yeah, I'm, Costa Rica. How's the weather? Which translates, it's so hot. Oh, really?

Temperature-wise, it's not. It's like, let's see, right now, the high is going to be 86. Oh. But the humidity, Deetha, when I tell you that I can't. Oh, no. When I tell you that I can't stop sweating, it's not hyperbole. And also I'm one of those people that like

actually does pretty well in heat and like does it perspire a whole lot. Oh, it's good to sweat. Not on camera. Well, I'm just saying it's good for your body. I guess, yes, by the way. I had to film something with Jesse, right? Okay.

Jesse, pouring sweat. Sweating? Okay. Jessie, pouring sweat. Sweating bullets. Like comically pouring sweat. But we have ways to combat the heat here in paradise. I like your mug that says psycho. Matt says it's very me. Yeah. What are these ways?

So they've got me in a new uniform this year. Oh. They want me to, they want kind of all of us to look like White Lotus employees, right? Like it's very, it's what we're going for is White Lotus. Okay. Which I think is a good bit, actually. Okay, sure. I'm not against it, but they've got me in a white shirt, right?

Okay. Did you post a picture of this? Yeah, I did. Dare I say, am I wearing a blouse? It's very blouse. I feel like when I saw this, I'm going back to see. Yeah, go look at it. Go look at my page.

I remember thinking, like, huh. Yeah. You know, Hannah's looks great though. It's cropped. It really shows off her abs. Well, they asked if I wanted mine to be cropped and I said, no, no, thank you. No, no.

Because I don't want that. I don't want people to see. Why isn't Jesse in something official? Because he just wears beach clothing. Because he's not technically an employee of this place. Hannah and I are. You know, I'm kind of here for it. It's not the worst thing.

No. But here's the thing, it's a white shirt every single day. I think except for Rose Ceremony, I think I go to black, but anyways, here's the thing about white shirts, Brandy. It's gonna be a season of pit stains, boys and girls. All right, so that's what I want everyone to be ready for it. So Carrie Fetman, our wardrobe guy, we had to do like this like thing with like all these influencers. And so like I was having to do like, you know, like TikTok dances and stuff.

And he like came up and was like, stop, stop doing, stop lifting up your arms. And I'm like, what? And he's like, you don't understand. The amount of pit stains that you're just showing off to the world is unbelievable. And we have to work on it. So you're like, I sweat, I don't know.

I'm a human, I'm a human boy. All right? I have to, I perspire. So they're like, we've got some things because Jesse is just a running faucet here and so we have to figure something out. So this is what we've come up with. They're basically maxi pads for your armpits that like stick into the shirt.

Okay. So I've got two maxi pads, just full flow, heavy flow maxi pads in my pits at all times. Hilarious. And then there's this lotion that I put on the small of my back. I was gonna say that the back would be a good place for a pad.

Oh yeah, I need another maxi pad for the back. Yeah. So I've got this lotion that we say that the back would be a good place for a pad. Oh, yeah I wouldn't I need another maxi pad for the back Yeah, so that so I've got this lotion that we put on the back and then and then there's what's the lotion do? It's an antiperspirant and then I've got this monk. It's called like monkey powder or something It's basically like talcum powder but for sweat and you put that on the back. I've got so much like talcum powder, but for sweat. And you put that on the back. I've got so much shit on my body. Wow. So I so I don't just release all the water in it. You know what you could do? Get a new job. I agree. No, but Botox in your sweat glands stops you from sweating. Really? It does. It's got to

come out somewhere that you can't Botox everything you can. Really? It does. It's got to come out somewhere that you can't Botox everything you can. Can you? Yeah. You have Botox in your lower. I personally don't I like to sweat. I think it's healthy. But I have several girlfriends that swear by it. Botox their pits and probably other areas because they don't want to sweat. Yeah, but what happens when you like do need to sweat? You know? Well happens when you do need to sweat? Well, Botox only lasts three to four months.

So it's actually perfect for you for this because it would last for your shoot and then you'd go back to sweating. Well, if I end up doing this- Tell ABC, put it on their tab. On the tab. It's a new resort. It's a new location.

The show is very new. We are trying a lot of different stuff this year. I will say that. Well, maybe that's a good thing. I think, yeah, I think it's probably what it needed. Anyways, we are like full, we are balls deep into this season. I got a rose ceremony tonight. Oh, wow. Yeah. So some people, some motherfuckers are getting cut. They are interesting. Yeah, so. I guess I can't really ask you anything because you can't tell me.

Yeah, if I were to say like, okay, so she came on the beach and then, you know, who also came onto the beach, she did and then that pissed off. And then what happened was that she got upset and then there was a fight not a real one just like an argument you know and then we did love and then started crying and I couldn't believe it because said that this one thing about was so fucked up anyways it's gonna be a good season Wow all right I hope I don't know

I hope so I need some good TV to watch like some good trash TV. That's the thing. I'm down here in Costa Rica. I'm gonna apologize to the YF2 years right now. Ain't watching **** are you? I can't get anything here. Oh. Okay. People tell me I've never had success with it but people say get a VPN. You can watch whatever you want from wherever you want. I got one, I paid $12 for ExpressVPN. No, the fucking streamers know I'm on it. Yeah, why do people say it works when it doesn't?

I don't know, the only thing it works for me is my DirecTV app, so I can watch sports, like live stuff, but I can't get HBO, so I don't know what's happening on Last of Us. Well, I can get HBO, but it's like Spanish. And so everything's in Spanish, but you know what I've been doing? What's that?

Give me a ding. I've been watching, should we show the show first? Sure. Okay, me or you? I think it's me. Go for it. Bros and hoes. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with?

Wells and Ditha. Oh my God. I cannot believe that you're making that thing. I didn't make it a thing. I know it's all my fault. You've done this to yourself. I'm to blame. I'm to blame.

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Have you rewatched Game of Thrones? I've watched it all the way through every season three times. Oh you have? Oh yeah. So you're a psychopath. Oh yeah, it's one of my faves. It is such a good show. Oh it's amazing.

But when you watch it knowing everything, it's so much more enjoyable. Is it? Yeah, I really enjoy it now, because I'm like, oh yeah, so the blacksmith's son is a Baratheon, and like is the true heir, and like, because at the time I was like, I don't really understand what's going on, you know? It's just so very good.

And then also like, Sam's character arc, you just, chef's kiss, you love it. You love to see it. Yeah. Are you just on season one right now? Season two. Oh, you're already on season two, wow. I told you I can watch here. And you're watching in Spanish, that cracks me up.

See? Maybe your Spanish will get better. No? Que sas. I don't do Spanish, so. That means perhaps. Que sas. So I know do Spanish, so. That means perhaps. Que sas? So, I know this is coming out on Wednesday, but we are recording this on Monday, May

5th, which is... Met Gala Monday! That's not what I was going to say. It's Cinco de Mayo! Yeah, yeah. What? You don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo? No, I do, but Met Gala Monday is way more important.

Okay, well, we'll get to that. Let's just go over Cinco de Mayo? No, I do, but Met Gala Monday is way more important. Okay, well, we'll get to that. Let's just go over Cinco de Mayo. Do you know that 13% of Americans have no idea what it's all about? Do you know what Cinco de Mayo is about? The Mexicans conquering something, some winning of some battle, I'm assuming. In a new poll, 39% of Americans say it's Mexican Independence Day. It's not. That's later in the year. 26% say it's a of Mexican American culture. 13% say it's just a fun excuse to drink. That's what I say. And another 13% admit they have no clue what it's all about. None of those

things are correct, Brandy. Just 10% of people know the correct answer and that is Cinco de Mayo actually commemorates the Mexican victory over the French. Now see, I was fucking right. You were kind of right. I know you were part of the 10% over the French at the Battle of Puebla, which took place on May 5th 1862 163 years ago. And here's a history lesson. The battle itself was not a major strategic win and the French took control of Mexico two years later. Okay, I didn't know this part, but it was a major morale boost for the Mexican resistance,

and it helped them gain an alliance with the Americans to eventually force the dirty frogs to withdraw. Any excuse to drink, right? I like that it didn't change anything. They won, but then they lost, but then American had to come in and be like, we're gonna have to fix this. We'll figure it out for you.

Even though we stole basically this entire thing from you. Right. So yeah, happy Cinco de Mayo. Are you gonna be celebrating? Probably not. I was in a wedding over the weekend. And I drank enough to last me for the rest of the dang year. Did you really? Oh, I'm hurting still.

Why are you hurting, sister? Because I just can't drink anymore. I'm old. I don't know if you ever could drink, if we're being honest about it. You're right, I couldn't at all. You were always kind of a lightweight. Yeah, yeah.

Were you in the wedding? I was the maid of honor. Oh my God, did you give a great speech? I rave reviews. And you know what? Oh yeah, that's two in a row for you. No, I know. And you know what? That's two in a row for you. No, I know. And you know what?

I didn't prep anything. And to be honest, like upon reflection, I could have done way better. However, people were just loving it. Rave reviews. Can you give me some of the highlights, some of the good bits? You know, like I said, I personally think I probably should have prepped a little and probably could have delivered something better.

But I feel like as long as you've got, we've talked about this, as long as you have some like bullet points of what you want to hit and like it doesn't really matter how you get there as long as you hit them and you make it. So in my mind, it was like, you know, like I met Kirsten X day and this is how and she and now she's Keys and she's my bestie. And I went through this hard time and Keys was really there for me. And oh my God, I hit him in the heartstrings.

And then I talked a little bit about her dating history. The bar was very low. We had a lot of trash men coming in and out. I at the time was in a very happy relationship and Kirsten was single as fuck. So I didn't say fuck, but AF. And you know, I forced her to go on dates. I was like, but you gotta get yourself out there.

You know, if you don't go on dates and you don't know what you don't like, then you don't know what you do like. And you gotta test the water. So you took credit for this. Oh, I took credit for all of it. I think I started it by saying like, I know this is a love story about Kirsten and Ryan,

but I'm gonna make it about me for a second. You know, and so all these, you know, we had P the Bed Guy and we had Dr. Ryan, who was a complete piece of garbage. And then we had- Pee the Bed Guy. Pee the Bed Guy. Can we go back to that?

That one got a lot of laughs, you know? Well, cause we all know a guy who's a pee of the bed guy. Was he a pee of the bed guy cause he drank too much? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He would get drunk and then, which I didn't, you know, I didn't want to air out too much dirty laundry, but I wanted to get some laughs.

Speaking of dirty laundry, She had to do a lot of it. Oh, girl sent him a Venmo request for like $1,000 for all her new bedding she had just bought and said, let me see your phone real quick. And she hit accept on the Venmo request and then kicked him out and said, I never want to see you again. Did you say that part of the story? I sure did. Ding, ding, ding. Great bit got lost. Even if it's not true. Great. It is true. That's what's crazy. He's getting away

with good story. That's true. But it is true. And it was great. And then shortly thereafter, he's goes on a trip. There's a snowstorm. She gets stuck at Chicago O'Hare International Airport overnight, and is standing in the line for McDonald's. And lo and behold, there is a tall, dark haired, light eyed man who needs a couple extra bucks to pay for his McDonald's. And you know who's right there to give it to him? Did she marry a homo? My keys. Did she marry a homeless man? No, she didn't. Why did he not have money for, why did he not have a credit card? I left this part out, but it was so late, it was like two in the morning, and they only gave them vouchers.

They couldn't take cash or cards at the McDonald's, only the vouchers the airport gives you or something. And so she gave them extra vouchers. I don't know. It was like a whole, you know, me cute. And I was like, oh my God. So when she comes home from this trip and all I hear about is airplane Ryan, airplane Ryan, I hope he texts me because she gave him his number, her number. And months went by and we never heard from airplane Ryan. So I forced her to keep going on dates and she kept bringing over garbage men. And then finally, one day she calls me and she's like, guess what? Airplane Ryan finally texted me and they go on a date. And she comes back and I can tell she's trying to not be too excited, but I can tell she really likes the guy. And I'm like, well, I need to meet him. Why don't you bring him over? And my entire family just happened to be in town this weekend. And she was like, Well, can I bring Ryan over? And I

was like, of course, yeah, we like, let's just throw them into the deep end. Well, I'll meet him. And then my mom's like, you think you think her new boyfriend could grill us some steaks? And I was like, I don't see why not. So for some crazy reason, he's decided it was a good idea to ask Brian to grill my entire family steaks. This is not a crazy thing for the Cyrus's to do. I feel like every time I've ever come over to your house, I've been given some sort of job.

A task, yeah, of course. Yeah. And so, Ryan came over, didn't know anyone, and not only did he grill steaks to perfection, His personality and charisma just was top tier. And he, you know, he got the approval of each and every Cyrus in the room. I think there was a Hemsworth there. I don't know. And you know, he just passed, he passed all the tests with flying colors. And here we are four and a half years later, they're getting hitched. And then I took a turn and I, you know, it started getting back into the, into the um, vibes. And I was like, you know, speaking of family, like I love my family, of course, you know, you're born with a family, you love them, you gotta, I said, but then there comes a time in life where you get to choose your

family and you get to make your own family. And you know, keys and I are so close. She's like a sister to me. And to me, keys is my chosen family. You're my sister for life. And I said, I'm so excited and so happy that you have found a man that you're gonna make your family and you guys are gonna develop a beautiful love story from here on out. You're gonna create your own family, but not for at least four years

because I need you guys to go on a couple trips with Matt and I. And you guys are gonna have this beautiful family. And Ryan, you are also now my family and I will love you guys forever. And I am so excited to see how your life unfolds and the beautiful family and Ryan, you are also now my family and I will love you guys forever. And I am so excited to see how your life unfolds and the beautiful family you create. And we are all here to stand by your side and cheers to the writing group.

I don't know some shit you know, you should have ended with but Ryan don't get too drunk tonight and pee the bed. Okay, I really should thousand dollars. You know, I was all back in there. I was gonna leave. So Dalton the best man. Sorry, I'm just I'm I'm just airing his dirty laundry out here. He was a nervous wreck. He hadn't prepared anything. And before he was like, yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna wing it.

And I was like, yeah, yeah, me too. And they were like, well, who wants to go first? And I was like, I will, because I knew I would slay. And Dalton was just sweating the whole time. And so I wanted to give Dalton something. And he is kind of funny, and I knew he'd get some laughs. So I was like, you know, I'm gonna, you know, do my thing and I'm gonna leave the laughs for Dalton

because that's all he's got. And you know, his speech was fine. It wasn't quite as good as mine. I hope Dalton hears this. But he got some laughs. So we love that for Dalton. Well, that's good. Yeah.

Was the wedding beautiful? It was pouring rain. Amazing, that's good. Yeah. Was the wedding beautiful? It was pouring rain. Amazing. That's good luck. Outside. I did hear that, but you know, they say that's good luck for fertility. And I made sure to point out that we don't want that for at least four years. Well, there are babysitters.

I did say that in my speech. I was like, it's great fertility and all, but not for four years. Despite the rain, it really was beautiful. And it's so funny, like, you know, you hear stories like this, it was raining my wedding day and whatever. I'm not kidding you pouring rain all morning and then all afternoon and we get there and it's still kind of raining. And they load us into the car to take us over to where the ceremony is.

And the clouds parted, the sun came out. It was like God himself was shining down on Kirsten and Ryan for the 15 minutes of their ceremony and it was actually stunning during the ceremony and the minute it was over and everyone was walking back over for the reception, it started raining again. It was crazy. Like it truly just cleared in perfect timing for that ceremony to take place. It was amazing. Okay, so every wedding I go to, I usually notice one or two

things where I'm like, that was a good idea. I wish I had done that. Or that's really cool. Was there anything about this wedding that really stuck out that you were like, that was a good idea? Well, I think my favorite thing about it, she actually stole from my mother's wedding, which was that the food was pizza. No, pizza. Like gourmet pizza. Five points?

No, it wasn't five points. It was some trendy name. Dough and something, something dough. But it was like a pizza truck that pulled up gourmet style pizza. So we just had pizza and salad for like those that wanted that and a massive charcuterie board. And it was bomb.

It was like the exact food you want after a day, like, you know, busy wedding day or whatnot. So I loved that. I think pizza at a wedding is always a good idea. I agree. And then the other thing I really liked was right after the ceremony they had this like beautiful table of like full of champagne like glasses of champagne just you know all over the tables again like a stack and bride and groom walk over they do a cheers right after the ceremony and like photo op or whatever and then everyone comes over and joins them and they passed out champagne for everybody. And we had did a toast and did a little like cocktail hour right after they said I do. And I thought that was really cute.

And then, you know, the bride and groom kind of sneak away to like have their moment. And everyone's got champagne and they're just like partying. So I like that. That there was no like weird lull between ceremony and reception. Because sometimes it's everyone standing around like what now? Yeah. You know? Well that's amazing. Congratulations. I'm glad that you were a better speech-giver than the best man, Dalton. I knew I would be. Love you Dalton, but not the best. Does she Dalton? I don't think she does. I think she was really hoping for a big W there.

It's funny because like Matt's ready to just, he can't handle me right now, because the whole night everyone just kept coming up to me, oh, I loved your speech, it was amazing. And I was like, I know. And he was like, can you just show a little humility please? I was like, no, I cannot, I can't. It was great, I know.

But it was fun. I will say though, this was my first time being a maid of honor, and I really hope it's the last. It is a lot. I thought you were a maid of honor for your mom. No, Miley was. Miley was made of honor. Thank God. Because Miley planned the whole wedding and I didn't need to be doing that. It's a big job and it's a lot of work and you got to really love the person. You know? Yeah. And you don't love a lot of people. I don't but I do love keys and There were you know, it's one of those things where I mean, you know You got married like you can plan everything to the freaking tea and have it planned But day of like shit's gonna hit the fan

I guess just what happens and a lot of shit and the fan the morning of that I had to deal with, you know Just like constantly Making sure like the dress train was a full-time job in itself, in the veil, especially in the rain. Like I didn't want it to touch the ground at all until all the photos were done. So I was constantly just following her around everywhere with a big train and veil.

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We still don't have a new pope. We're still popping out popeless. That's a good as funny. I know. We're looking for a pope in a popeless world. You know, it's good. Do we need another pope? I don't think we do.

By the way, did you see that Donald Trump like did like released an AI video photo of him as the pope? And here's the thing. It is funny. I will say that. Like I'll give him like the comedy chops of it. But also, I don't think you should do that because I feel like that's sacrilege a little bit.

It definitely is. Right? Yup. Also, you're not Catholic. I don't understand. There's a lot wrong with it, to be honest. I know. If I was a practicing Catholic, I think I would think, I don't love that, but I guarantee

you all those religious people are like, yeah. They're like, that's hilarious. That's hilarious, that's what God would want. Oh my gosh. But yeah, I don't know if we need another pope. I'm not really sure what they're bringing to the table. Yeah, I don't really know either, but. They're always just old.

Can we get a young pope? Can we get like a millennial pope? That'd be cool. I want some stability in the Catholic religion. I want also a little bit of progressiveness, okay? Yeah, that would be nice. And you keep on throwing in these 90-year-old fucking crypt keepers, you know? Emperor Palpatine coming in there and just, you know,

you're just gonna die in a couple days and then we have to go through this whole thing with the smoke and the chimneys and shit. I don't need it. It's true. Maybe we should have an AI pope. No, I don't like AI. It's the way of the future. I know, but I don't like it.

You think we'll ban it? No. You know, it's interesting, in The Hunger Games, new book that I'm reading. Yes. Sunrise on the Reaping, or Sunset on the Reaping, whatever, about Hama Tabernathony, they talk about it. They used to have this technology that would put people into propos,

into videos. And so basically like deep fakes with AI and they say that they banned it for certain reasons because people were getting in trouble for things they didn't really do. And I feel like that's what's going to happen to AI is that people are going to start using it to like get people in trouble. And then we're all going to be like, I don't think we can use this anymore. That's true. I didn't ever think about that. How do you turn off something that's already been made, you know? Can't put the genie back in the bottle.

Can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. But actually, no, the genie can go back in the bottle. I think the genie does go back in the bottle. Are you sure? Well, yeah, that was the whole thing. The third wish that Aladdin made was to let him out of the bottle. And then he goes back in? He was gonna be stuck in there for the rest of his life.

Oh, I know, but once he's out, he's out. He's out. You know? Na na na, na na, na na na. You ain't never had a friend like me. Is that the best soundtrack? I wouldn't know. I wouldn't say best, but it was, you know.

You've gotta be kidding me. Name me another one. I mean, I don't know. I'm not a big Disney girl. Look this stuff isn't it neat the Little Mermaid was pretty great, too Yeah, it was but I would say actually the best soundtrack is probably hours early because you'll be subject to delays and additional screenings. I just don't think that's true. Just take your passport. That's true. A lot of people don't have passports. I do. That's what I've been using.

Really? Every time you fly, you just use... And so you just... You're just like, I'm not going to get a real ID. I don't care. Well, I can't. There's no appointments for months and I won't be here when there's an available appointment. So for the summer, I will be traveling to the passport. I just wish, can we make the passport just a card? I want that. There is a passport card. But can you use it? I don't, you know, that's a good question about using it to travel within the US. I feel like you should be able to because you can use it to go from Canada and Mexico. So why not within the US?

The passport's too big. Also, you know, they don't even stamp it anymore, dude. They don't stamp it. And here's the scary thing. You can only lose a passport one time. They will replace it once, and that is it. And I've already lost- What happens if you lose it twice?

Then you can't have a passport. Ever? I guess not. That's ridiculous. Google it, I'm telling you. And I already already lost. What happens if you lose it twice? Then you can't have a passport. Ever? I guess not. That's ridiculous. Google it, I'm telling you. And I already lost mine once, probably like 14 years ago, I lost my passport. And that's when they told me, they were like,

you know, you can only do this one time. And I was like, what do you mean? They were like, you can only get a replacement one time. And then I think if you lose it again, I truly think you have to fucking wait until the 10 years that it's renewable and then get it. Yes, it is possible to lose a passport multiple times. If you've lost or had a passport stolen multiple times, it can

impact the validity of your next passport limited validity. If you have lost or had multiple passports stolen, your next passport may be issued with some limited validity, less than the 10 standard years if you lose or have your passport stolen twice in a five year period, your next passport will only be a that will only be valid for five years, not the standard 10. If you lose your passport, have it stolen three or more times in five years, you may not be issued a passport at all or

your passport may be limited to a maximum of two years. Penalty for not reporting there can be penalties for not reporting a lost or stolen passport. be limited to a maximum of two years. Penalty for not reporting, there can be penalties for not reporting a lost or stolen passport. Once you report a passport, stolen or lost is no longer valid, even if you find it later, you'll not be able to use it for travel.

So, you should be- Okay, maybe they've made some updates. I'm telling you, when I lost mine, they were like, we only replace passports once. Okay, but even still- It's just them trying to scare you. It's not great, you know know it's not great if you keep losing it here's the thing though when you travel you can get pickpocketed

pretty easily and that's something that's gonna be kind of in the pickpocket thing you know or you like your hotel get you get you know if someone comes in steals the stuff from your hotel room steals your backpack or something dude that's not on you. That's on like just the dangers of travel. I know. That would suck if someone had your passport. I know.

Anyway, I'll have to say, you do have a passport card. I'm gonna figure that out because that would be a really nice loophole if you could travel with that instead of a real ID. Just next time you travel, take that and see if they'll use that. Yeah. Hold on a second. My mother is still here. Tell Tish the Dish I say hi.

Mother? She's gone. I'll tell her later. No, you won't. Yes, I will. I don't think you will. Yeah. Anyway, so get your real ID is what I would say.

Yeah, I guess. Or take your passport, I don't know. Yeah. This is pretty great. Whoopi Goldberg, Sharon Osborne, and Rebel Wilson are all showing signs of ozempic mouth where weight loss in the face causes lines, wrinkles, sagging skin, and jowls around the mouth. Everyone's on ozempic. You know that this is going to cause something to everyone.

The fine line that you have to walk for beauty, I think, I've noticed is when you have full cheeks, you look younger than when you have, you know, parents and grandparents, when they start to get older, they start getting like skinnier, right? And like more gaunt, and then they start looking skeletal. And I think that's what's happening with these, this Ozempic thing.

It's like, yeah, you are down a hundred pounds or whatever, but now you don't look as attractive. So there's like this fine line you got to wait. Well, here's the other thing I've just noticed with a bunch of people I know that take it is like, if you take it for like four to six months, you know, you'll lose some weight and you look great, and if you would just stop there, it would all be fine,

but people get like fucking addicted and they just keep taking it and then they look insane. Like, the play is like, get down, you know, lose five to 10 pounds, sure. Get down to the weight you wanna be and then when you look good, stop taking it. Do you know how it works? Makes you not hungry or something? It makes you kind of nauseous

all the time. Yeah everyone yeah everyone says it makes you sick. Yeah you feel nauseous so you don't want to eat. That is crazy my guy. That is insane. I'm sorry I mean listen if I really let myself go maybe I'll try it out I guess but like. You would? I mean I don't know and I don't think so because I I'm such a bitch when I'm sick and effectively all this is is you being sick all the time mm-hmm so no thank you I've always said like if I get like like a terminal disease you know I'm not gonna fight I'm gonna guys I gotta go I can't do I know but I know my I fight. I'm gonna, I'm just, guys, I gotta go. I can't do, I know. But I know myself.

I know myself. I would just be like, and I am competitive and I am a fighter in other things, but like when I'm sick, I'm just like fucking kill me, man. I can't do this. I can't do it. What does Sarah have to say about that? Well, and it's funny,

because Sarah's like the biggest fighter in the world. No, I know. Yeah, that's what love is. Apposites attract. Oh, my God. But yeah, if I get something bad, just peace out. OK. I mean, it is what it is. D. Wallace says E.T. originally had a subplot where the alien had a love crush on her character.

Apparently, they didn't think it was appropriate for a family film and even demanded that they soften a potentially risque scene. Can you imagine ET? No, I wouldn't like that. I'm glad they cut it. ET bone hole. ET bone hole.

You're insane. That's a good joke. It's not. It's a good joke. It is a fantastic joke. You know it is. We're clipping this for the show. Speaking of jokes, I met some wife tears at the Sorry We're Sorry We're Live show. Okay.

And they were like, we also hate Dirty Grandpa. And I was like, thank you. It's a love hate. People love it. People hate it. No, they hate it. Speaking of, I have a Dirty Grandpa thing. Oh, yay.

I do, I do. I haven't had one for a while. Oh, I shouldn't have brought it up. You shouldn't have, I totally would have forgotten. Great. This is a Miss Connections from Craigslist. Oh boy. People do that still or no?

This is a Miss Connections. Oh no. From Kroger, yesterday. You farted in Kroger yesterday. You farted in Kroger yesterday, midtown. So this could be Nashville. It could. Pretty sure every city has a midtown though, I don't know. Yeah.

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, was that you? And you quickly replied with, no, that wasn't me. You almost seemed insulted that I would ask you this. And as the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident.

I tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves of ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful, and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up. Thank you. That's terrible. You ever farted in a Kroger? No, I don't go to Kroger, first of all. Oh.

Where do you go? You a Ralph's lady? Health-eds. Oh my God, cause you're rich. I got a health-ed, whatever. I bet you go to Air One. Is that how you say it? Air One, yeah.

Air One? Yeah. Air One? Air One. I have been to that place and I detest it. I see. It's right by my house too, actually. You know a strawberry is like, one single strawberry is likeest it. I see. It's right by my house too. You know a strawberry is like one

single strawberry is like $21. I know but I will say this if you go to LA and you want to meet and you want to see some famous people go to the Air One in Studio City. Yeah. Erwan? Air One. Air One? Earring? Air One. No I'm a Ralph's boy. I do like a Vons actually. You know what I like in LA? A Gelson's. Oh yeah, but Gelson's is expensive. Well, you know, you get what you pay for. Well, a bougie bitch. I am. Yeah. When I first moved to LA with Sarah, I am so

dyslexic that I called Gelson's Gleesons. And that's where she would always go. And I see I had to like teach her that, we can save some money at Ralph's. Oh my, well, Ralph's is Kroger. You know, it's the same company. Yeah. Okay. Whatever. You can use your Kroger card at Ralph's and vice versa. You can? Good to know. I created a jingle for Gelson's.

And it went something to the effect of Gleeson's. Everything's happening at Gleeson's, but they would never accept it because that's not the name of the store. Gelson's, but I'm dyslexic. Are you I got something going on? I didn't know that actually. I am pretty dyslexic. But I'm dyslexic and not like that. Well, the letters do mix around a lot. But yeah, yeah. At some point in time, TikTok was like, they figured out I was dyslexic,

and it was like all these videos about like, are you dyslexic? And it was like, just, just me. Which is really tough. Which is really tough. Anyways, more celebrity news. Oh, did you see White Lotus co-stars, Walter Gogg, Walton Goggins had a freak out

during some interview and he asked when he was asked about the alleged beef between him and Amy Lou Wood and he refused to respond no I didn't see that dude what happened do you think they definitely fucked right I think so and this happens a lot there's also some of the same drama going around about 1923. Really, with who? Spencer and Alex, AKA Brandon and Julia. They unfollowed each other on social media. It's a whole thing. Dude.

Yeah, yeah. You can't unfollow, then people know. That's how people know. Cheating 101, guys, come on, figure it out. I know. Ozzy Osbourne says it's time for him to retire after his Black Sabbath reunion show on July 5. He wants to live out the rest of his life with his family

and not quote die in a hotel room somewhere. Let me tell you something Ozzy if you were gonna die in a hotel room, you would have happened in like the 80s. Okay, it's not gonna happen now. All right. The peninsula you'll be fine. Also, the fact that that guy's still alive is amazing. I was thinking he probably should have retired a while ago, yeah? He can't talk, I don't know how he can sing.

I don't either. Good for him though, I guess. I guess so. Oh, the Osborns got two things on this list, apparently. Are we on the list? No. Thank God. I don't know if we're celebrities, Brandi.

No, I meant like my family. Oh, wow, what's going on? What's going on with the Cyrus's? Oh, I'm sure there's something, you know? Your dad's dating Liz Hurley. Yeah. Still proud of him for that. My mom.

It drives me crazy. What does she want? She's asking if the housekeepers are coming. Of course they're coming. Like, what do you think this is? Like she, she. Do you think we live in squalor, dish? I handle everything.

And the fact that she texted me and is asking me this is like, like, this is what you're worried about out of all the things I've handled since you've been here, you're worried about the housekeepers. Okay. Matt and I finally started Mobland. And I have to admit, I have finally become that old person that needs subtitles.

Oh yeah, so you have to have it for that. This is the first time where I was like, I said, I turned to Matt and I was like, baby, I hate to say it. I never thought I would be this terrible person, but I need the subtitles. I can't understand what they said. Can he understand it, being an Australian?

He said, yeah. He was like, I think I can understand it better than you. And I was like, are you trying to take a dig at my intelligence or is this a nationality thing? I think because Australian and British, I think, are similar kind of like weird dialects of English. You know what's so great? It's like crazy to me that British is they're

speaking the same language and they are so hard to understand. Yeah. What's going on with you guys over there? I don't know. And Americans are just like very easy to understand. I know, I just don't really get it. And like I have friends whose first language is Spanish and I understand their English.

Why don't I understand the English's English? Yeah. It just doesn't make any sense. By the way, so when you learn, I feel like when you learn a different, like when you learn English from speaking a different language, you learn American English. You don't learn British English, you know?

No, there's so much slang. Like you're not learning Reckon and... No, I know. It's freaking crazy. But yeah, and even with the subtitles, there's some words where I'm like, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is, you know? But well, I, Matt fell asleep, but I love it.

Such a good show. It's so good so far. Fantastic. I know. So yeah, I was excited to finally start that. I don't think I've really watched anything else new. You guys need to watch Big E-Blinders. I already told you that already.

Oh yeah, we should watch that. I just don't think there's much else out that's new. Like I said, I can't watch anything here. So I just don't know. I don't know what this show's gonna look like, but... Right. I mean, I feel like we did a pretty good job of, like, trying to, like, fill the space. I'm so sorry about that.

I thought we did great. By the way, did you, do you watch the Kentucky Derby? You're a horse girl. Do horse girls like Kentucky Derbies? So, it was happening during the wedding, so I didn't get to watch it live, but I did go back and watch the highlights and watch the winner. I watched the whole race, but all the highlights of it. And the horse that won is a beast.

It's so cool to watch. A lot of it's the jockey too, but it's so fascinating how they can open up their step and in four seconds pull away, you know what I mean? And it's so fascinating to watch the jockey holding this horse back until the exact right moment to open his step and just in four steps he's across the line way ahead of everybody else right in the nick of time. Like it really is fascinating. I get like, I'm not a big, I don't really think about racing and whatever, but like I get emotional

every year watching the Kentucky Derby. Like these horses are just so incredible and I just as a rider, I know like the team effort between like a horse and rider and just the communication and all the training that goes into like these quick moments. And it was very cool to watch. Also like pouring rain. So these horses are just running in mud, straight mud. You know?

Which is crazy. Like everyone's just covered in mud at the very end. And that's so interesting too, how the weather can play a role. Like some horses run better in mud than others, you know? Some horses like they get mud kicked up on them and immediately they're just not going to be on it. It's just so crazy. But I thought it was very cool. The thing about racing that I don't love is like the use of the whips.

And I know like people say, and if you watch it in slow mo or zoom in and watch it, like they're waving the whip a lot. They're not hitting the horse every time, you know? And I know like people say, and if you watch it in slow mo or zoom in and watch it like they're waving the whip a lot. They're not hitting the horse every time. You know, like you see arms flailing and whips going, but they're not, they're not really making contact. They're really only allowed to make contact, you know, so many times or whatever. Apparently, I just wish there could be no whips, but that's just. So why do they do that then? Is it so the other riders think that they're whipping them so they think they need to go faster? But really, the horse can see it out of the corner of its eye. A horse can see the whip.

So it's more of like encouraging the horse without actually hitting them, mostly because they're not allowed to, you know. But also, like you just said, the thing of picking the right time for them to open up their step. Why don't they just why don't they just open up the step from the beginning? Because then you burn out. So how long can the horse open up a step for Why don't they just open up the step from the beginning? Because then you burn out. So how long can the horse open up a step for? Well, it depends on the horse. That's how well you have to know the horse. You have to know when the right moment is to let this horse all out and how long they can last. The preciseness

of this jockey to know five lengths from the finish line is when I let this horse go. And in two steps, the horse is way a far above the one in second. Like it was, it's really cool to watch. Yeah, beat out journalism, which everyone thought was gonna win. Yeah. The thing that I thought was interesting is that every horse in the race

was a direct descendant of Cotillion. You know what I don't love about that is like, it's giving like inbreeding. It's giving the Lannisters. It is, and I get it. You want talent in the bloodlines, but that becomes a problem. This is so nerdy and so niche, but with horse breeding, this becomes a problem. When you start in breeding like this and using the same stallion for everything, it's like

when something's too purebred or too whatever, it's like you start getting, they start getting sick and they start getting lame and they start having problems. It's like people always talk about how when you rescue dogs, like the mutts are always the healthiest ones and the ones that live the longest. It's when you start like trying to be too controlling over the breeding and everybody's coming from the same lineage as when like horses start breaking and like, I don't know, and it's just not, they're not as healthy, I feel like. And so and like, I don't know, it's just not, they're

not as healthy, I feel like. And so that's, I don't love that. I'm like, let's have some diversity, you know? But yeah. An old wooden ship. Well, anyways, I think it's cool. I've been in the Kentucky Derby. It was fine. I don't think I ever need to go again though. Well, I'm glad I didn't go in the rain. Have you been before? I haven't. No, I have never been. Have you ever been in the Braakness or the Belmont?

Never been to any of them, never been to a horse race. What about, what's the one in Nashville? Steeplechase. Steeplechase. I've been to Steeplechase, it's not my favorite. That's fun, that one's fun. The weather's just always so bad. Like it's either humid as fuck or it's raining.

Yeah, I don't know, every time I've ever gone, I've just gotten absolutely wasted. Yeah, I'm telling you, after this wedding ever gone I just got absolutely wasted. Yeah, I'm telling you after this wedding, I like I can't drink again. Good. I can't. I had drinks Thursday night. I had drinks Friday night. I drank all day and all night Saturday and I was not okay. Let's see. I think that's all I've got. I mean, I don't know there was like the whole thing with like Bill Belichick's girlfriend. Have

you seen any of that? No. Anyway, she's like 20 or something and he's fucking 90. You know, whatever, like they did this interview and she was just kind of like lording over him and like telling the interviewer like we're not gonna we're gonna answer that question. And she's not even in the interview, but she's on the side of it. And it just seemed really weird. I will say this like my whole thing, my own my take on it is you're

supposed to be like the greatest coach of all time. And now I'm seeing terrible life decisions all for the punani. You know, you put the pussy on a pedestal, Bill. And listen, I've been there before, I guess, but I'm starting to question some of your accolades and thinking maybe Tom Brady was a little bit more than you kind of admitted that he was because Tom Brady won a Super Bowl without Bill Belichick, but Bill Belichick didn't win a Super Bowl without Tom Brady I think he did actually as like an assistant coach in New York, but that's not gonna count interesting. Yeah. Anyways

GoSports. I know I was having to do all this press You know and all this like influencer stuff and people are all asking me about the Goldens coming to paradise and yada, yada, yada. So then I was like, what happens all the time in the real world? Why can't it happen here? Case in point, Bill Belichick. And that wasn't the greatest analogy.

I don't know if they loved that one so much, but. It's fine. It is what it is. Yeah, you can't take it back, can you? Can't put the genie back in the bottle. Actually, I think you can, but. It's fine. It is what it is. Yeah, you can't take it back, can you? Can't put the genie back in the bottle. Actually, I think you can, but. No, you can't. Once he's out, he's out.

Yeah. Yeah. What would you wish for? $50 trillion, I don't know. It seems excessive. Exactly. Can't go too, gotta shoot high, you know? There's no, you can't get two wishes, so.

Well, I guess, do you technically get three? You get three, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't get four wishes. I think I'd go with just like a good sandwich right now. That'd be nice. Interesting. I'm hungry, I haven't eaten today. Me neither. All right, well, what's going on with you?

I am going to the ACM Awards this week. Oh, nice. Thursday night. So I guess the podcast comes out so tomorrow night. Going to the ACMs. I'm DJing the after party. So that should be fun. And then are you doing music since we can't?

Cute, OK. And then this weekend, I am DJing at the One Hotel at Harriet's rooftop. They're doing a brunch, a Sunday brunch this summer, and I'm DJing once a month, all summer long for brunch. We love a daytime show. It's from 12 to six. I think I play around like two o'clock-ish every time.

So May 11th, Harriet's, I have a wedding that night to attend. And then the next weekend I'll be at Sand in My Boots Festival, your boy Morgan Wallen. Be down there in Gulf Shores. Walking around on those, what are you calling? What are you doing? I'm not gonna sing, but tell us.

Feet up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun. Is this your Broadway audition? Under the sea. Wish I could be part of your world. Did Dirty Grandpa come through right there? What would we give to live warm on the sand?

It's better on land. They understand. They don't reprimand their daughters sick of swimming, something living, ready to stand. We've lost everyone. All right. See you later. Bye. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.