Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Quarantine Bros and Quarantine Hoes!

Episode Date: March 25, 2020

This week on YFT, Brandi and Wells are talking daily routines during quarantine (including second breakfast), apocalypse movies (Wells had himself a marathon), and ideas for new Bachelor content (for example, a season of just cocktail parties). Brandi is actually thriving right now, enjoying spending time with all of her various animals, but Wells and Sarah are already causing breakup rumors after a quarantine pastime went terribly wrong. As they say, if you can make it through quarantine, you can make it through anything. And don’t worry, YFTers, our hosts have many more recommendations coming your way this week, including Tiger King starring Joe Exotic who may or may not be the inspiration behind Miley’s recent dog adoption. Stay healthy!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers. POSTMATES– For a limited time, Postmates is giving our listeners $100 of free delivery credit for your first seven days! To start your free deliveries, download the app and use code YFT GROVE– Now for a limited time when YFT listeners go to Grove.co/YFT you’ll get a FREE FIVE PIECE Set from Grove so you can swap out plastic in an easy way. Plus, you’ll get free shipping AND a free 60-day VIP trial! BILLIE– Go to MyBillie.com/YFT to get 10% off your razor, plus shipping is always free! 

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What's Sarah doing? My dogs are doing something they're not supposed to be doing, I feel. Please hold. What do you guys have? Tammy, what in the world? Oh. Jesus Christ.

We're on the last day of the onesie. What is happening? Oh, my God. What was Sarah doing? She was shredding paper. And it's just all you could hear in the microphone is. And so I was like, hey, babe, can you not do that for like the next hour or so? So put out.

All right. Wow. Give it 15 more seconds. It's like, hey, lady, between you and I, this is the only thing making us money right now. Okay? Right? I know. All right.

Let's take this seriously. We got to take it very seriously. Here's the deal. I'm going to bright side of the road this thing for you, Brandy. I'm going to glass half full it, okay? All right, let's hear it. Okay, we are stuck inside. If we're going to be stuck inside,

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I'll go watch the news for like an hour to be like, oh, shit. World's falling apart. Mm-hmm. And then I'll go eat my first breakfast. Oh, you got more than one? Oh, yeah. That would be nice. I'll have my first breakfast. And then like 11 o'clock rolls around,

and it's like, you know what? It's time for second breakfast. Oh, okay. You know, then I'm eating pickles and salsa and chips at 11. That's your second breakfast? Don't judge me, all right? We're in dire times right now. I was thinking like avo toast for breakfast one and like waffles for breakfast two. All right. We're in dire times right now. I was thinking like avo toast for breakfast one and like waffles for breakfast two.

All right. Everyone has their own journey. You have your quarantine journey and I have my quarantine journey. And mine includes chips and salsa and pickles at like 11 a.m. Then I'll take my first poo of the day. And then after that. Not till 11 a.m.? Well, I don't know.

It just depends what my body wow you know what my body like after two sips of coffee oh yeah right away and then after my first poo all of a sudden it's 9 30 at night i'm fucking hammered it's time to go to bed like what happened i don't know it's so true though i was doing my my other show earlier today and it was like 11 no no it was like noon 30 also that's what i'm calling it now all right the world's upside down it's not 12 30 it's noon 30 now so it's around noon 30 i went to go to the refrigerator and sarah goes oh are you about to take a drink and i was like no what do you want to have a drink she was like maybe oh my god. Do you want to have a drink? She was like,

maybe. Oh my God, it's noon 30 right now, lady. I'm going upstairs and need some water to wet my whistle before I talked for an hour.

And she goes, okay, well, let me know when you're making a drink. I like how you keep referring to Sarah as lady. This is a new thing.

Listen, we've been, spent a lot of time together, you know? But you know what? I haven't wanted to kill her yet well i will i'll tell the story later i almost did kill her earlier yesterday actually but but yeah how's your quarantine going oh you know it's it's honestly the same as when i talked to you last like all 18 of the animals still have to be fed and their stuff still has to be cleaned and the horses that get

ridden have to be ridden um and other than that like i've been watching some tv and facetiming my mom who is taking this so seriously that she won't even let noah inside uh and i've been watching a lot of miley's show you know i keep asking her when she's gonna have us on like she promised but so far no response so are you all by yourself yeah how's that going i mean honestly it's pretty great okay i had so i don't know like my friend kirsten who she travels with me a lot she was actually with me in the bahamas but since we've been home from that she's been on lockdown like i know she hasn't been around other people so i let her come over the other day and

I was like okay that was fun now you go back to your house oh really I just love being alone I like doing my own thing and not feeling like I have to entertain people or like make sure everyone's good I don't know I kind of thrive being alone I know but aren't you getting lonely no all these animals keep me very entertained oh my god God. You're like the tiger king. Oh, we have to talk about this. I haven't watched it. Everybody freaked out on me and said the animal activist in me would not be down with this show. Yeah, I've got.

So I didn't even try. Good. I mean, I've only watched one episode, but I got thoughts, you know? I'll say what I think. All right, so you're all alone. You're like a spinster old maid. Yeah, yeah, that's about right. Oh man. Well what I think. All right. So you're all alone. You're like a spinster old maid. Yeah.

Yeah. That's about right. Oh, man. Well. I know. I do miss Rye. Yeah. Can Rye ever come to America? I just don't know.

It's looking really bleak and it's just starting to get depressing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well. South Africa supposedly is on a three-week lockdown. Dude. So.

Guess what, dude? Buckle into the long haul, kid. We're not going anywhere anytime soon. What are we going to do? We're all going to go broke. That's what's going to happen. For real. The whole world is going to go broke. Yes. The whole world is going to go broke. So thanks for supporting our podcast, guys.

Please keep supporting our podcast. Tell all your friends. So my 18 animals can eat. Let's just not sugarcoat it. One of my least favorite things right now is coronavirus. It's really ruining everything. It's ruining everything. Everything.

On that note, do you want to start the show or what do you want to do? We should probably start the show. Let's get this thing on. It's my turn? Quarantined bros and quarantined hoes. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandy.

Quarantined Wells and Brandy. Playing the ukulele. We're gonna die, probably. That's not fun. We're gonna die. This're gonna die this is not good I know but we might this is not PC it's not making a joke we might all die

like do you know how many do you know how many apocalypse movies I've seen in the past three days how many

count them on your hand one two three and four and we can talk about them. No. I can't watch those right now. It's too real. Well, you know what? You know what it is, Brandy? It's due diligence. It's research. Because when this all

goes inevitably down the pooper, I know exactly how to deal. I know what the rules are. I know how to get by. Can you share the rules all right first of all everyone needs to have like a bug out pack you got a bug out pack what the heck is that bug out pack you gotta have a backpack that's full of stuff if you need a bug out you gotta get out of town out of dodge all right where am i going i'll tell you where you want to go to high ground

go to a high ground that's's easily defendable. Okay. I'm pretty high where I'm at. I live on a Ridge. All right. That's good. It's good. Good to know. So I don't got to go anywhere.

Great. Okay. You got to be able to defend it. You gotta have your bug out pack ready. You gotta have some food, got some water. You got some gasoline, son.

I saw that you have like an ATV or some sort of like, uh, yep. Yep. You got a Kubota. You got a Kubota. Oh yeah. That's perfect for zombie apocalypse. Alright, that's good stuff.

Is it? Because it won't even make it up my driveway. It's a piece of shit. You also got horses, man. If all else fails, you can get going. They can. You're right. That's a good point. Yeah, you gotta be ready though. You gotta have your bug out pack affixed already to a saddle. You gotta have a saddle pack.

I should also make one for Astra. Yes. Make her carry some shit. Yeah, exactly. Her own food and stuff. Yes. And some of mine too, because you know. Yeah, but it's scary, man. It really escalated. Like, that really escalated quickly, you know?

It went from zero to 60 real quick. It really did. That's not what this show's about. The show's about basically our favorite things. If so, fact so. It's about things that we have been loving on like TV shows, which is what everyone wants to know about right now. So true. I got a lot of things for you. Oh, great.

By the way, I saw something about like Maddie's now dating Connor. What? They would look so cute together. Okay, great. But I don't think connor is like a goody goody i love jesus boy that's not yeah not not from what i remember of him i mean i only spent like 72 hours with him but yeah i guess he was doing a live and i guess mike johnson yesterday was like what are you and maddie doing or something like that and he's like i don't know yet like implying that they like hang out. So I don't know.

But also you shouldn't be like going over the people's houses during these times. But also, why don't you just wait till Mexico, bro? You know, because Mexico is canceled like everything else in this life. It's not canceled yet. All right. Don't. It's probably going to be. They just canceled the Olympics today.

Wells. No. Paradise is not going to survive if the Olympics can't. Paradise is like Cher or freaking cockroaches, all right? It's going to live through everything. Just don't know. I know. It's sad.

But here we are. They might be saying, I don't know. I don't need to investigate that. Also, Hannah and Tyler. Yeah, Hannah and Tyler. I was going to say, are they back together? Are they just trying to boost their Instagram engagement? They made a deal.

Our engagement will skyrocket during this quarantine if we hang out together and make TikToks. Wouldn't surprise me. I can't with TikTok right now, guys. I can't. You know what I can? I can with the TikToks that involve animals. They're great.

I can't with all the hip-hop dances, but I can with the TikToks that involve animals. They're great. I can't with all the hip hop dances, but I can with the animal videos. I'm sorry not to be that guy, but all the dances look the fucking same and they all are stupid. They are the same. I think that's the whole point is that you see somebody do a dance and then you do the same dance and put it on your TikTok. And then the people watch your dance and do it. And it's like a domino effect. I think that's the whole point. Oh, cool. So everyone do the same thing that

everyone else is doing and then like if your friends jump off a bridge, are you going to follow them off a bridge? Yeah, but you're going to do it while doing the fucking TikTok dance. Okay, great. Exactly. That's good. Shut up. Can't stand you.

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start earning points on your rent payments today. So back to the end of the world movies that I've watched. Okay, let's hear it. What's your top number one end of the world movie? By the way, I saw that like Contagion is like trending on iTunes, which is like, whoa, bro. That's real dark. I haven't even watched Contagion, which is going to surprise you, but I haven't. I haven't either. The one that I did watch

with Sarah the other night that I would say is the top of the list is the 1995 action drama thriller starring Morgan Freeman, Dustin Hoffman, and Rene Russo in Outbreak. Huh.

Outbreak. Army doctors struggle to find a cure for a deadly virus spreading throughout a California town that was brought to America by an African monkey.

Outbreak. Also, Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo are divorced. It's confusing because Rene Russo probably would never date Dustin Hoffman in real life because he's like three feet shorter than Rene Russo. Outbreak. Anyways, monkeys get a bad rap in this one, but great film, okay? Really?

Yeah. Okay. I think I'm too young to have seen seen that in the 90s you know yeah i read the book actually i also read a book okay don't laugh at me for reading that book also you listened to it no no this is back when i read actually oh back when you could read got it i mean i can read now. But hurtful. There's a book also called The Hot Zone. You remember that book? No. Sounds like a porn site or something.

But it's only people that have like herpes. It's The Hot Zone. Ew. The Hot Zone. A number one New York Times bestseller by Richard Preston. I read this book. A highly infectious deadly virus from the Central African rainforest suddenly appears in the suburbs of Washington, D.C. There is no cure.

In a few days, 90% of its victims are dead. A secret military SWAT team of soldiers and scientists is mobilized to stop the outbreak of this exotic hot virus. The Hot Zone tells the dramatic story, giving a hair-raising account of the appearance of rare and lethal viruses and their crashes into the human race. Shocking, frightening, and impossible to ignore, The Hot Zone proves that truth really is scarier than fiction.

That's a good book. Read it back in the day. All right? But also like- What's with all these African outbreak viruses in your stuff you're watching? I don't know, dude. That's what everyone thought.

It was coming from Africa. Okay, so the other one that we watched last night that I kind of liked, all right? And one of the Chris's is in it. Oh, really? Chris Pine. I love Chris Pine. I know, he's your favorite of the Chris's.

He's a hottie. It's called Carriers. Came out in 2009. Do you Google, like, apocalypse movies? Dude, when you fucking, when you watch one of them, then, like, then it's, like, other things that you, that might terrify you while you're stuck in quarantine. Here's this one. Carriers, 2009.

As a lethal virus spreads globally. I'll, save. As a lethal virus spreads globally, four friends seek a reputed plague-free haven. But while avoiding the infected, the travelers turn on one another. Carriers. So this is who's in it.

Chris Pine. Piper Paraboo. You remember her from Coyote Ugly. Oh, yep. Love her. And then you know who's in it as the little girl. We can't really see because she's wearing a mask. Is Kiernan Shipka.

She's the girl. Oh, yeah. She's in like Sabrina the Teenage Witch, the new version or whatever, you know. She's like the hot new thing. Everyone's talking about her. Emily Van Camp is in it she was love her okay i need to watch this stat yeah so carriers not bad not not not not a bad of the the tagline is the rules are simple you break them you die You die. Very Rachel. The one that we like the least is called It Comes at Night. I feel like I've heard of that.

It's newer. So here's the thing, though. The cast is pretty good. You got Joel Eggerton. You got Christopher Abbott, which is a poor man's Kit Harington. He looks exactly like Kit Harington. He does. You got Kevin Harrison Jr.

He was in Loose. Uh-huh. Loved that film. It came out in 2017. It's pretty recent. It comes at night, secure within a desolate home. As an unnatural threat terrorizes the world a man has established a tenuous domestic order with his wife and son then a desperate young family arrives seeking

refuge it comes at night yeah i really feel like if you need some extra cash you could narrate movie trailers thank you for saying that you know what's funny? Is a lot of people DM me saying, stop doing the fucking voice. Pretty good. There you go. There's some fucking films for you to binge while you're stuck. Only watch the Chris Pine one because Chris Pine, you know.

So like one of two things, either it's helping you get ready for the inevitable scary end of the world research, like I said, or it's a glass half full. Like, well, it could be a lot worse. We could be Joel Egerton over here, you know? Good point. Could be a whole lot worse. We could be Christopher Abbott and losing every fucking role to Kit Harington, you know?

Oh, Lord. You got any fave things i do but i also had just had a thought you uh you and sarah made uh the e-news instagram today that's pretty impressive what did it say did it say that we're breaking up yeah it was your joke about we're done because of the puzzle i know such a fucking clickbaity thing yeah but you should not be complaining about free press right now we could all use a little free press you know i'm saying oh really that's how you take it oh yeah i saw someone tweeted to me lemon lattes all right this is what they tweeted so it was the link to the story so the length of the story is why wells adams just declared it's over between him and sarah highland and then this guy tweeted out why Wells Adams is attention seeking and E! News is clickbait hungry. You think I'm fucking attention seeking?

I didn't ask for that. You know, it was a joke. Lemon lattes. Yeah, that's not that's not cool. Whatever. So people know what we're talking about here. I did an entire puzzle basically by myself. Like Sarah helped me like maybe 0.5% of the whole puzzle.

Okay. So it took me four days. I finished the entire thing. And at the end of it, it's missing a piece, which is the worst thing and whatever happened. Not the worst thing, but you know what I'm saying. It's pre-terror. So she's like in the bathroom or

whatever and then she comes out and i had done my story where i was like screaming at the top of my lungs about it and she's like what's what's wrong and i was like just go look at the puzzle i don't want to talk about it i'll just go look at the puzzle and she was like okay oh dude then she started laughing and i was like what are you what are you laughing about and then she went and got the piece from her the drawer she had taken it like in the beginning of the puzzle and hid it from me so smart everyone's saying that it's so mean it's so smart and my insta story i was like we're broken up this is the meanest thing ever and then whatever here we are here we are and you're on the cover of your news insta i'm on the cover of it i mean

you know you're i'm on a story i'm on a story it's the equivalent of being on the cover of your news Insta. I'm on the cover of it? I mean, you know, you're... I'm on a story. I'm on a story. It's the equivalent of being on the cover of a magazine these days. Let's be real. No. Yeah, like a trash mag. Let's get serious. Have you started Little Fires Everywhere?

I finished it. Well, there's only three episodes out. Oh, I read the book. I didn't know there's a movie. Oh, it's a Hulu series. Oh. Yeah. Reese Witherspoon is in it.

Where have you been? I knew it. Remember I told you that it was on Reese Witherspoon's book club thing and everything that's on her little book club thing is part of her production company. Yeah. So I purposefully did not read the book yet because I knew the series was coming out. And anytime I read the book first, I'm disappointed by the movie or series. So I'm going to watch the series first.

And then once it's over, I'll go and read the book. Yeah. It's great. Reese is great. Kerry Washington is great. Highly recommend. I'm sure this is like not news to people that are here watching TV, except for Wells,

who does a great job with the show. It is like, like there's something about Reese's character that reminds me of her character in big little lies. Yeah. My mom and I were talking about that, but she just does such a great job. So the premise of this, I'm reading this off of the author's website, actually. It says, the story of Little Fires Everywhere explores the weight of secrets,

the nature of art and identity, and the ferocious pull of motherhood and the danger of believing that following the rules can avert disaster. Oh, so the girl that plays her daughter, Lexi Underwood, she's amazing. She's the most beautiful little girl. I don't know how old she is, but she's stunning. I love her in this. And the other thing I really like about this is it's set in the 90s, like the earlier mid-90s. So it's just, I don't know,

it's so nostalgic to watch it, right? Because Reese is talking on her car phone that's hardwired into the car and stuff. It just reminds me of that time there's a lot of like deep-rooted issues that are talked about in the show but there's also like comedic relief and everything but just being three episodes in like i have no idea what's gonna happen carrie washington's character the artist she's like taking sketchy photos of people and seems like she's kind of spying and like something's up with her so i don't know that's where i'm at it's got a good ending good twist at the end that's what i

recall i'm gonna watch that tonight yeah you should definitely my favorite thing i've watched this week have you seen mcmillions no okay i started it oh my god i can't remember where i was i watched the first two episodes and fell asleep dude i don't know I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about you. What do you need? I'm loving Doug Matthews. Okay, you need to seriously focus. Take an Adderall or something.

Drink coffee. Okay. Eat an edible. I don't know what you need to do. Is it fabulous? A lot of people have been messaging us being like, you got to watch McMillions. And it's been on the list for a while.

On HBO. Everyone remembers the Monopoly game for McDonald's, right? Everyone remembers that. I remember specifically sitting in the Del Monte shopping center with Alex Schwartz in the early 90s, ordering French fries over and over and over and over and over again, trying to win the big prize. A Dodge Viper, a million dollars. And we would never win shit. Yeah.

This whole documentary is about this one fucking guy who scammed the entire game and stole all the money. Yeah, that's wild. And it makes you so angry. Like 12 year old me is like, what the fuck, dude? I deserve my money back. So there is this one Floridian FBI agent. What you realize in the show, I think being an FBI agent is very boring in the grand scheme of being an FBI agent. It's a lot of like white collar bullshit crimes that they're investigating, like insurance fraud and stuff. And this one agent who like I think thought he was going to be like Clarice from Silence of the Lambs, you know?

Yeah. And he finds out about that the McDonald's Monopoly game might be a scam and he runs with it. And this guy is so fucking funny. He needs his own television show. His name's Doug Matthews. Well, he might get it now. He is so funny. Like, if you don't fall in love with Doug Matthews at the end of this thing, you have no heart.

Okay. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, Doug Matthews. Sorry, sorry, sorry sorry sorry sorry special agent doug matthews i am gonna watch it it's been on my list as well oh good i really feel that we need to start breaking down Westworld. Okay, I haven't started watching it yet, so. Oh, you're killing me. It's one of those shows I feel like a lot of people give up on because they don't understand what's going on. It's so freaking confusing,

especially like the timeline of like when things are happening and what's past and what's future and what's present. Like I just got so confused by all that in season two that I just like I finished season two, but I like, I feel like I was checked out because I just didn't really understand what was going on. And then I watched season three, episode one, and I was even more lost than ever before.

Like, Aaron Paul, super cool. Love that you're in the show. Don't understand your character at all. And so I went onto some website and spent literally 45 minutes unpacking west world and reading through what everything means okay call me an idiot because i probably am but maybe not but did you realize that i guess it was season two did you realize that dolores took over charlotte's body and was in charlotte so when you saw when you saw Charlotte towards the end of the series,

it was really Dolores. Which one is Charlotte? Charlotte Hale, really pretty black girl. Oh, really? Like champagne. Yeah. Had no clue. Watched that whole season.

Didn't know that was Dolores. I don't know if that's right. Yeah, it's on every website. Well, if the internet says it, then it must be true. Exactly. So I just like there were just so many things that happened that I just I don't know. I just didn't understand it. And so I went through and read it.

And now season three is making a little more sense. But basically, it's a war of the worlds kind of thing that seems like it's going down. And it's all set in the future, which is very cool. They have the sickest robot cars I've ever seen in my whole life. Aaron Paul's character, he's discharged from the army or something. And then he's so and now he's like trying to find work. So there's this like app where you can get jobs on like the dark web or something. It's crazy. And so he starts taking these jobs. And then like, lo and behold, as my dad likes to say, he comes across a job where he meets Dolores. So that's where I'm at

now. I just finished episode two. It's cool because it comes across a job where he meets Dolores, so that's where I'm at now. I just finished episode two. It's cool because it's set in the future. Dolores has obviously broke free, and so has Maeve and a bunch of other hosts are all out in the real world. And it seems as if Dolores and Maeve are going to come head to head

and there's going to be some big war between the two of them. And it seems as if Maeve is on the side of like the humans. I think they probably controlled her to do that. And then Dolores, it has like a little like super group of like robots and Aaron Paul. Interesting. I'm going to get into it, okay? I need you to because I feel like you're going to understand more than I do.

Okay. But it's very cool. Like I actually am starting to like this season more than I've liked any of the other two. Season two was really a struggle. Okay. This is okay. This is a spoiler. So if you haven't seen season three yet, I need you to mute this for 30 seconds.

Okay. Go. Starting now. So Liam's brother that's in it just found out in episode two he's a freaking... Oh. Yeah. Had no clue. Like, so that's the kind of stuff they're throwing at you.

And it's very confusing. Okay. Spoilers done. Very confusing. I kind of wish you hadn't said that to me. Cause I didn't know that. I had to, I couldn't hold it in. That's what you get for not watching it.

Like a Taco Bell fart. You just couldn't hold it in. Exactly. I watched Richard Jewell last night. Have you seen that? No, what is that? Oh, it's Clint Eastwood's most recent film. And do you remember the Tonya Harding movie where Margot Robbie?

Yes. Yeah. Okay. Do you remember? It's not her boyfriend, but it's like the manager is kind of like this overweight guy that kind of like is suggesting to break the girl's knee. Yes. That guy is playing

richard jewell oh so richard jewell is a biography american security guard richard jewell saves thousands of lives from an exploding bomb at the 1996 olympics but is vilified by journalists in the press who falsely reported that he was a terrorist richard jewel so the cast is fucking bonkers by the way so this guy that plays richard jewel his name is paul walter hauser he was in like on like last comic standing he was a comic he is such a good actor okay in this especially but he's really good in that tanya harding one as well he is so good all right and then guess who else you have in there oh just, just Academy Award winner Sam Rockwell. Oh.

Plays his attorney. He's so, like, everything Sam Rockwell does is amazing. Okay? Yeah, agreed. Then you got Olivia Wilde. Oh, wow. Then you got Jon Hamm. And then, oh, guess who plays Richard's mom?

Kathy Bates. Wow. And then Clint Eastwood directed it. It is so good. It was one of those movies where I was like, I'm doing it a lot. I actually said it to Sarah last night. We're getting so good at second screening

or you're watching something, but then you're just also scrolling through your phone. And it's taking like really good things for me to be like, I don't even want to look at my phone. And this was a movie that I was like, don't give a shit about my phone i'm in this wow so chat double ding for richard jewel check it out you got to rent it right now but you know it is what it is yeah it is what it is worth it worth it for the quarantine yeah you gotta yeah you gotta do it gotta do it so my friend kirsten i told you she came over this weekend. Don't worry. I know she's been quarantined.

So she, you know, she's a safe buddy to have during this time. So she came over and she loves to make smoothies. And she was like, hey, Brand, do you have any straws? And I was like, au contraire, I do not because I'm trying to save the turtles. I have glass straws. Would you like one? And she was freaking out. Loved the idea of the glass straws.

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in a post-apocalyptic world a monkey from africa has come on a balloon ride over to America. No, the aeronauts. Do you want me to do the voice or no? I love the voice. Okay, cool. Balloon pilot Amelia Wren and scientist James Glashier find themselves in an epic fight for survival while attempting to make discoveries in a gas balloon in the 1860s.

You got Felicity Jones playing Amelia. That didn't do it for you? Okay. Nah, nah. I'm not a big Felicity Jones gal. No? No. Oh, I find her very attractive and very good.

Of course you do. What does that mean? Just your type. You got Eddie Redmayne. Oh, okay. It's that mean? Just your type. You got Eddie Redmayne. Oh, okay. It's basically just them the entire film. I mean, there's other people, but like basically it's Eddie Redmayne and Felicity Jones in a hot air balloon, but really good. Check it out.

Check it out. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Okay. Did you know that the new season of Ozark comes out Friday? Oh, you know I know it. All right.

You know I know it. Very exciting. Thank you, quarantine gods, for giving us Ozark this week. You know they're going to start pushing up shit. You know they are. Yeah, I know. I actually read that somewhere that they're doing that. Very smart.

Have you, by chance, seen the Netflix film Spencer Confidential? No. Tell me about it. I haven't seen it yet. I want to start it tonight actually um it's mark walberg it's an action film which is like not normally my thing but it's mark walberg and it was directed by peter berg who i love he did friday night lights but he's also done a ton of action movies oh he did lone survivor great film so because peter berg directed i'll

probably watch it uh also post malone makes a cameo. So I'm intrigued, you know? Okay. Peter Berg loves to put a pop star in his films. He did Battleship, that movie Battleship, and Rihanna was in it. And now we got Spencer Confidential with Post Malone. Got it. Very interesting.

I also want to watch Self Made. What's that one about? Have you not, I mean, how do you not know about these? Dude, I just reeled off 17 different movies. I forgot. You're too busy watching all of the end of the world movies. Got it. Spencer Confidential is about Spencer who went to Africa, fucked a monkey, and now and spread a new virus across California. Oh, no, no, no.

Self-made. Octavia Spencer stars in it. Why do you think it was called Spencer Confidential? That's the one we just talked about. Oh, okay. That's the one with Mark Wahlberg and Post Malone. Got it, got it, got it, got it. Because this is called self-made.

Yeah, now we've moved on to the Netflix series called Self-Made that Octavia Spencer stars in. It's inspired by a true story, which is very cool. It's about the first female self-made billionaire. Oh, really? I'm intrigued. So it's about Kylie Jenner? No.

Oh, cool. There are millionaires. She might be the first female self-made billionaire. That's what she is. Yeah, this is millionaire. Oh, that's embarrassing. Big dick, you know? Yeah, that's on my watch list as well.

I saw Jumanji. Wait, the old one or the new one? The new one. Yeah, I haven't seen the new one. I just can't. The old one was just too good. Oh, watch the second one. It is really good.

Really? Yeah. I just loved the ridge. You can't not give the second one a chance because you loved the second one. It is really good. Really? Yeah. I just loved the original. You can't not give the second one a chance because you loved the first one so much. Yes, I can. No, the normal thing is like, I didn't like the fucking first one, so I'm not watching the second one.

But if you like the first one, then you should watch the second one. No. I've never even heard of this rationale before. I just don't think they can do as good as they did before that's like that's like that's like going to a restaurant and being like having a meal and it fucking fucking being amazing and then the next like a week later being like i don't want to go back there because it was so good no it's like not listening to your favorite artist's new album because they just can't

do better than the first one that's also crazy um you should watch it i mean like so here's the deal sarah and i finished it and i was like i really liked that that was funny but here's the thing if you have the rock and jack black and kevin hart all in the same film and it's not good, then like what the fuck happened? You know? True. They're all so funny together that if you can't make that work, then Jesus Christ.

So anyways, yeah. Watch. Watch. It's good. It's also got Danny DeVito and Danny Glover in it. Oh, okay. Danny Glover goes into the game

and then it's Kevin Hart doing like his Danny Glover impersonation the entire time then it's Kevin Hart doing his Danny Glover impersonation the entire time. And then The Rock is Danny DeVito and The Rock's New York accent is so bad. He can't do it very

well. Everyone kind of switches up. It's really good. All right. Can I ask you a question? Yeah, you can, of course. Anything. You know smoke detectors?

Yeah, I'm familiar with them. You know how when the battery is low or dead, they start chirping? Yes, it's very annoying. Why the hell do they have to do this at 3 in the morning? Why do they always start chirping like in the middle of the freaking night? Why can't they start chirping at like 12 p.m. when you have a whole day to go and get new batteries?

Because that's when it decided the battery decided to shit out on you. It's not... This is 2020. There should be a setting to where it's like, hey, don't bother me at 3 a.m. if the battery's running low. But what if there's a fire at 4.30 in the morning? I got more than one

smoke detector, okay? It's like that one can settle. There's a few other ones that can like carry, you know, the weight until I can put the batteries in tomorrow. But like 3 a.m., really? Mine was like, chirp, chirp, chirp. Oh, that's so annoying. And then you gotta walk around and you're like

looking around like a crazy person being like, which one is it? Like, it's so annoying. All my dogs crazy person being like, which one is it? Which one is it? Like, it's so annoying. All my dogs are up. Cause it's high pitch and it's freaking them out. It's just like,

why? Yeah. It's the worst. That happened to me last night. Okay. Can we just real quick get into tiger King? Oh, I've only watched the first episode. Okay.

It's on Netflix and it's bonkers. And like, everyone's talking about it right now tiger king a rivalry between big cat eccentrics takes a dark turn when joe exotic a controversial animal park boss is caught in a murder for hire plot okay so it's about this guy jo Exotic, which guess what? Not his fucking real name. He owns like an exotic zoo in Oklahoma and is definitely someone who does math. He's got all these fucking tigers and lions and shit. And then it's about this other woman who like owns tiger sanctuary that rescues exotic tigers and she is getting PETA and everyone to

go against Joe Exotic because of what he's doing which is like basically he breeds the tigers and then the little tiger cubs everyone wants to take a picture of the fucking tiger so then he like has people come to the zoo and they take a picture of the tiger and then like he's got too many tigers so I think

he's selling them. But then the, so he fucking hates her because she's spotlighting how fucking terrible this guy is. He hates her because she goes and she rescues the tigers

and then effectively has a zoo as well and charges people to come in to do the fucking same thing it seems like. I'm only in the first episode so I could be totally wrong

but that's what it seems like. Like, it seems like. I'm only in the first episode so I could be totally wrong, but that's what it seems like. Like, it's like one person is like just the crackhead, and then one person is like pretending to be the good person, but also kind of doing what the crackhead is doing, just under false pretenses. And there's like another guy who is also doing it in like South Carolina. I mean,

like, first of all, why are we allowed to get exotic animals in this country? First and foremost. We shouldn't be. What the fuck is going on, guys? We shouldn't be allowed to have any wild animals in confinement like that. That just should not be a thing. Yeah, so you might not like it because it's a lot of like,

ooh, this is why I don't like zoos, you know? Yeah, I can't watch it. But the characters are crazy, and none of them have teeth, and I don't know, I'm only one episode in, but Tiger King, I can't watch it. But the characters are crazy, and none of them have teeth. And I don't know. I'm only one episode in. But Tiger King, give it a watch. People are loving it. I've had a lot of people say to watch it. Yeah.

Including Hailey Bieber posted about it. Well, if Hailey said it, then. If Hailey says, then I gotta watch. No, I'm not gonna watch. Listen, I think that The Bachelorette, think claire crawley should they need to suck it up and somehow film this season because we the quarantined people of all the times to be watching four hours of tv a week now is the time well they should just do it like they did in love at first sight keep them quarantined they never even fucking run into each other can't we just test

all the contestants for the virus, make sure they don't have it, and then once they don't, like, sweet, cool, let's start filming. Yeah, but... And just not travel, obviously. Yeah, that's the problem, is travel. And then, so what do you do? They gotta take one for the team here.

Yeah, but then what do you do? Like, if you have a date? Get creative, people. What if it's just a season of just cocktail parties? I mean, that's when the most drama comes out. I'm sure it would be very entertaining. Every guy's like, I don't have another suit. Seriously, I'm here for it.

All the suits are dirty. I only brought five suits. This is our 17th cocktail party. Oh my God. I would watch it. Just 17th cocktail party. Oh, my God. I would watch it. Just call it cocktail party? Am I wrong or am I wrong? Now is the best time.

For as many hours of TV as The Bachelor is, like, now is the time. We need it. I know. It's too bad, too, because they were, like, really ramping up on, like, doubling down on all the different Bachelor shit.

Yeah. But, you know, they'll figure it out. Listen, we're probably about a month out. Everything's going to be pushed back a month. That's month out. Everything's going to be pushed back a month. That's my thought. Everything's going to be pushed back about a month. I'm being optimistic. That's very optimistic.

Everybody else is being very pessimistic. This thing is about 14 days, about two weeks. We're about 14 days in now. Yeah, if people would just, like, stop going to the beach, stop going to Runyon Canyon, stay the hell home. Agreed, man oh anybody want a dog i'm giving away dogs in that vein i would say this there are a lot of shelters who are allowing people to foster programs with dogs and this is a perfect time if you are quarantined alone or just

with someone else to foster a dog because you actually or a cat i guess because you can really not an exotic cat because you can really focus on the dog you know like it's not like you have to go to work and you gotta leave it at home you you know so this may be a perfect time for you maybe you're one of those people that you're like i'm not a dog person i don't know maybe this is the time for you to just find out if you are and if not and you just take it back you know yeah totally mila get a new dog oh fucking a man fucking a man tell your sister to stop getting animals all right you're i can't i can't your sister's turning into fucking joe exotic over here only with domesticated dogs

that are homeless i know but still that's how many animals cows no she's doing great she's doing great she's saving innocent lives I'm loving it is she or are you well I'm not taking this one is he in California he's in LA

he's very cute his name is Bo she called me FaceTimed me from the car and she just like randomly gone to get him and I was like

oh does Cody know she was like no I'm gonna surprise him I was like oh I go did you tell mom she goes no no i haven't told mom yet i'm like oh okay what about the the chick that trains your dogs did you ask her like you think it'll get along with the other dog she goes oh i really told anybody yet it's like oh boy she calls me because she knows i'll be the only person on the planet that's like, yeah, dog, another one. She should have called Adam Wells and asked his thoughts.

Oh, my gosh. We call right now and see if she'll answer and say what your name is. No. Just real quick. Let me just try. She probably won't answer. Okay. I mean, what is she doing?

What is anybody doing? People that don't answer phone calls, I'm like. She's producing an entire television show that's what she's doing i guess we got to get us on that show i know she like built a set for it and everything oh shit that's her little turd she built a set she got like construction people over there no but like she like took a room and put like a couch and got a light up sign somehow and got herself a phone tripod and got a better wi-Fi booster. I mean, she is set up. Coffee mugs, t-shirts, she's got it all.

Yeah, I saw the coffee mugs. I think we need coffee mugs. Okay. Just saying. Okay. You got anything else? No. That was like the most ambitious show we've ever done in terms of like suggestions. That's because we've been sitting around watching TV as a full-time job without getting paid. Yeah, I know.

Exactly. Please, everyone, out watching tv as a full-time job without getting paid yeah i know exactly uh please everyone don't fucking leave your house until this is over all right yeah just stay put stay inside listen to podcasts watch all this shit we'll be back next week we love you please stay safe love you guys thanks for listening yeah okay i'm. I'm going to go watch. Wait, what was the one you just suggested there at the end that I was like, ooh, I want to watch that. I think you should watch Little Fires Everywhere. Okay, Little Fires Everywhere. Then Westworld.

And please watch Westworld. Yeah. Okay. Okay, bye. Okay, bye. Bye. Bye. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.