Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Queen Victoria: Gone but NEVER forgotten

Episode Date: February 3, 2021

Wells and Brandi would like to formally invite you to the sendoff of Queen Victoria. This week, your hosts take another deep dive into The Bachelor and their careful analysis includes clips from the episode itself (we’re really high-tech around here y’all). We allow a respectful amount of time to properly mourn the Queen, who will no longer be gracing us with her presence. Also, since everyone is trying to push their content before award season, we have an impressive list of engaging content for you all to binge. Wells then reads a series of enchanting reviews about a banana slicer. Brandi wants to go out on a Christmas song because she’s really cold, but that’s a dumb idea Brand-eye. Christmas is over. Also, something is happening in football this weekend, so they share their thoughts on that. Go teams!!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  MOINK - Go to MoinkBox.com/YFT RIGHT NOW to get FREE ground Beef for a year  HELLO TUSHY – Go to hellotushy.com/YFT to get 10% off plus FREE shipping   SHIPSTATION - Go to go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in YFT to get a 60-day FREE trial. 

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What's up? Hello. How's it going? i'll tell you what it's 29 degrees outside that's how it's going yeah it's so cold like so cold you should move to california where it's 65 degrees right now that does sound so nice man we got a lot to get through i didn't even freaking instagram bachelor last night because it was just so amazing you were just glued to the tv it was that good they broke all the rules guys you broke the rules i mean i thought for sure victoria was gonna stick around for like a couple more episodes

i thought for sure we're gonna get like a two-on-one situation victoria v katie nah dog but the episode ended with a two-on-one invite they are shielding katie from all problems you really think still you still think katie for batch who else is there i don't know i think it's too early i think it's too early to call like they usually pick like the runner-up or the third second runner up or whatever someone like you're really invested in who from this season could you see being the bachelorette rachel if she doesn't win she already won last night dude said I'm falling in love with you too on week five. And producers were like, not again. Come on, dude.

We can't have another Claire situation. He also said some pretty serious things to Michelle on their one-on-one. Don't forget about Michelle. He took her on the pretty woman date. I know. You know, he got her Louboutin shoes with the red soles bro and we all know how i'm a big fan of the louboutin shoes yeah we know i'm fucking rocking louboutin shoes for weeks now oh my god we'll get into bachelor in a little bit. How's everything going? Pretty good. Hanging

with my mom a lot. We're going to the Super Bowl this weekend and I'm driving her down there because COVID. And then once the Super Bowl is over, she's going to leave me and go back to Los Angeles. Oh, come back to me. Yeah. I'm going back to you. Oh, by the way, we discussed having you as our hot contractor on a show oh yeah and how's that looking she's all about it yeah i can do it this is what led to having you i guess we can tell we can tell the wife tears wells is finally going to come be a guest on sorry we're stoned in a few weeks don't say it like finally like i've been like avoiding being on the show you guys just asked me well just prepare yourself tish is going to pitch a wells as a

hot contractor on a show with us so let's go get ready i'm not sure buckle your tool belt i have a tool belt by the way you should put it on when we record but here's the thing i don't think i can get stoned on your show i mean i don't get stoned on your show. I mean, I don't get stoned on the show. Okay. I mean, I can. You should potentially get stoned. Yeah, I can, I guess, pretend to be stoned. But, like, I don't like to get stoned anymore.

Yeah. Okay, save all that. Save all that for the episode. Okay, I will. All right. Well, I'm trying to think if I got anything going on in my life. Nope. Nothing.

Okay. Ooh. Good times. Do you want to start? Yeah, we should start at the show. Is it you? Is it me? What are we doing here? I'm not sure. I think it's you because I think I did the monster truck voice to start last week.

Oh, you did. And Lord help us, we don't need to hear that again. So, bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandy. All right. Snuck in a little monster truck there. That wasn't monster truck. It's Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. I feel like a lot happened

on The Bachelor last night, but I feel like what really only matters is the beginning of it. Yeah. I wanted to play some clips. That'd be hard to do. To follow my heart. That'd be hard to do.

To follow my heart. And unfortunately, I can't see you being part of that journey anymore. See ya! Okay, by the way, Anna is crying the entire time and not one tear is shed. Yeah. Did you notice that? No, I didn't. But you're right.

She she's crying the entire time. And then you're like, where are the waterworks on this? I'm so confused. She's pretty Botoxed. Her forehead like this doesn't move when she makes expressions, right? Yeah. So maybe there's just so much Botox that it like paralyzes the tear ducts. Is that a thing? I don't know. Her driving away in the limo is just so great. One dumb decision. It's going to take you down. So here's my thing. One dumb decision can take you down.

Here's my thing in this whole thing. How are you the victim now? I don't understand. You started a rumor that someone is a sex worker on a national television show that has crazy ratings on Monday night on ABC. And now we're supposed to feel bad for you because you got called out on it and you got kicked off a show? Word to the wise, everybody.

Don't make up stories about girls being sex workers on national TV. Sex workers. The more you know. You know like old sitcoms used to like at the end you'd like learn a lesson about something, you know? Totally, yeah. South Park does it, you know, and it's always like learn a lesson about something you know totally yeah south park does it you know and it's always like kyle and being like you know i learned something today at the end of this episode it's like you know i learned something today don't call people hookers that aren't hookers maybe oh yeah the apology tour that happens once all the girls realize that the fucked because they were mean when Matt comes in and he's like, all right, I'm going to start kicking people out of here is so amazing.

It's insane. I can't get over MJ thinking she was literally going to come out of this unscathed. Like, how did she think she could say what she said and then just blatantly lie about it and get away with it my favorite thing ever is I don't even know the girl's name that's going up against her in this two-on-one um just Senia

just Senia just Senia's like I can't wait for you to watch it back and realize and MJ's like stop talking over me it doesn't even matter that's not going to happen and we're all sitting there being like um it's literally happening right now like what did she think i don't understand oh man it's so fucking amazing dude personally. Personally, I loved the Victoria breakdown.

I love a good crying in a bathroom scene. I got to say, I think it's one of my favorite of all the Bachelor breakdowns. When someone thinks that wireless microphones no longer work in the shitter. Like they can just close the door and it turns off the mic. Also, have you ever watched a show? The other thing is when those girls were going on their walk in the beginning of the episode and they're being total bitches. I remember when I did the show, we would go on runs and the same thing. I was like, they're totally filming us, right?

Like you can see them filming you from far away. Like they're totally filming us, right? Like you can see them filming you from far away. And just because it's far away, does that mean they can't still hear every word you are saying? You know? Here's my thing. Like I love Victoria. And I think like everything about Victoria is a hot mess.

Victoria's attitude is just a hot mess. Victoria's left eye is a hot mess. Victoria's left eye is a hot mess. Her wardrobe. Victoria's bras are always the wrong color and a hot mess. And then I think like the coup de grace last night was Victoria's dress was like slit all the way up to her vag. And she didn't give a fuck. She's just like, here it is. Here's my cooter.

Whatever. But my favorite part of the whole thing was no one ever really does it. No one ever, like, when they don't get a rose, comes up and is like, fuck you, motherfucker, not giving me a rose. Like, no one ever does that. Everyone's always like, you got a great group of girls here. You're going to find the person. They're going to find your person.

You know, everyone does that bullshit of, like, because they want to, like, leave gracefully, you know. group of girls here. You're going to find the person. They're going to find your person. And I'm like, good luck. You know, everyone does that bullshit of like, because they want to like leave gracefully, you know. Your person is here. Like, your lobster is here. And I just wish you the best. You're always waiting for that. And then Victoria comes up, cooter hanging out,

fucking wrong bra strap. I just fucking, like, she just got knocked out by Rocky Balboa. And she's like, fuck you. And he's just like, I don't know what to say. But like, she you! And he's just like, I don't know what to say, but like, she didn't say shit. And she's like, I'm never gonna date a man again!

And let me tell you something, sister. I'm finding a fucking mat to come to paradise and we're gonna, that clip is gonna come back to bite ya. Oh my god. Her exit was everything. Yeah. Just so amazing. Her exit was everything. Yeah. Just so amazing.

But she's gone. I wish that they had done it differently. I wish that they had done it like where so MJ went home this episode. And then we got just a Katie and just Senya versus Victoria thing. Yeah, that would have been good. But Katie's like the first person I can remember from the bachelor world who's like gone and been like hey let me tell you about all the fucking terrible people that are living in this house and it didn't bite them in the ass you know true yeah and that clip like leading the next week someone was like katie you're starting all these little fires everywhere you're the arsonist and i was like she is but the problem is is that she's i think smarter than everybody

else because every time there's there's like an argument she's like you're deflecting she's like using a lot of words that big words these women are like oh no she has she had psychology 101 from georgia tech we are fucked here seriously though kit getting the one-on-one date do you like it or not since they don't like kit i feel bad because i really shit on her dress night one but i just really didn't like it because i think she's really cute and nice and sweet for the most part like she's she's said some shitty things about the other girls which whatever but at the end of the day like how old is she 21 12 she's yeah she's just so young.

I said it on Caitlin's podcast. I was like, that girl just wants to go to paradise. She's a sophomore at Georgia Tech. Georgia Tech's got a lot of love this episode. She's like a sophomore at Georgia Tech, and she's just like, I just want to go to spring break. Sayulita, paradise, here we come. You know? I mean, for sure.

I'm going to plump up those lips a little bit more before I get down there, and, here we go. I mean, like her date was cute, but she's 21. I mean, I just don't even know who to root for anymore. I mean, I think Rachel's got it in the bag. I've been saying Rachel from Jump Street though. I have too. Rachel's been in my top three since day one. Yeah. Don't sleep on Michelle. They had a great date and they showed a little bit of it that Michelle's going to have a really hard time. Like she came in and immediately got that one on one. Yeah. And like had that high of it just being her and Matt and like having all those feelings. And then like it's that so backwards and how most people do it.

I think it's going to be really hard for her to watch all these other women go on dates and have chemistry with Matt after after that. You know, that might send her into a tailspin. They did a great job of leaving us with the cliffhanger of the two-on-one can't wait for that love a two on one love a two-on-one what do you think he's doing cut ties with both of them that's usually what happens and honestly usually when i watch a two-on-one date that's always what i think they should do i'm like cut them both cut them both yeah and the thing is like jessenia is really cute and sweet and she's right in this case, but also, like,

I haven't seen Matt have any chemistry with her at all or any connection with her at all. So. Yeah. I think they might both be going, uh, bye-bye. I know. It's sad.

Before we finish with our Bachelor stuff, I think that we need to give Victoria, like, a proper send-off. You know? Mm. That's fair. You did really love her a lot. She was the best. I think that we need to give Victoria like a proper send off, you know, that's fair. You did really love her a lot. She was the best. And honestly,

the season would have sucked fat donkey balls if Victoria wasn't there. And she's, she's gone from our screen, but not forgotten. And lest we never forget the amazing things that she brought to us she brought us queen she brought us so much joy. Like that one time when we were all confused as to what happened to her left eyeball. Oh my gosh.

Victoria, you will always and forever be our queen. And we can't wait to see you in paradise. Okay? The queen of paradise for sure. Oh, my God. Too bad Jordan Kimball's gone or, like, married, you know, because they'd be great because they're both just so beautifully delusional about their lives. You're so right. You know?

God, I've been so good. All right. Do you have God, that would have been so good. All right. Do you have any parting words for Victoria? See you in paradise. All right. That's music. We should do more funeral processions on this show. Honestly, we really should.

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Bro. I feel like we said this maybe last week or you said it one week. There's so many movies out and you're totally right. It's because it's award season and everyone's like gunning for those oscars sag awards golden globes have you seen dreamland with margot robbie no what is this so great i loved it loved it loved it loved Okay, what's it about? It's so sad, which I love. Yeah. Margot Robbie, I'm obsessed with her. She plays the lead, really.

Her character's name is Allison Wells. And then the other main character is this great last name. Just like Adam Wells, you know? Hurtful. And then there's this quote-unquote kid. She calls him Kid the whole movie. And he's the main character. The actor's name is Finn Cole. I'm not sure what else he's been in, if he's been in anything else. But he's the hottest kid I've ever seen.

Is he kid? Because he's hot. He's from Peaky Blinders. Oh, I've never seen that. Oh, this was years ago when I talked about Peaky Blinders. But I love that show. Cillian Murphy? Come on.

I just never saw it. So I can't find like a real synopsis on here, but basically it's set in, I think the thirties, 1930s. Does that sound right? And it opens up with, uh, Margot Robbie's character is, is she's like a wanted woman. She was like part of a bank robbery and a bunch of people died. So she was like wanted for like bank robbery and murder. And there's this huge reward out, um, for anyone that can find her and like turn her in basically. And it's like wanted for like bank robbery and murder. And there's this huge reward out for anyone that can find her and like turn her in basically. And it's like I guess like they're living in Texas in the 30s and like everyone's dirt poor. And this kid, this hot kid that's from Peaky Blinders, his family, they live on like a farm.

And it seems like it's just like going under. And so like he's like, oh, my gosh, like this money would change my life. Like we got to find this girl and turn her in kind of thing and his dad happens to be the like the sheriff or on the sheriff squad or something and so he he and his buddy are like we got to find this girl and then he happens to like stumble upon her and i don't want to run anything for you but he falls in love with her yeah and so then it's this whole story of them on the run and their relationship, and then there's a tie

in with his relationship with his family plays a part in it, but it's just like, you know, it's like a little bit Bonnie and Clyde, but just so good. I'm obsessed with Margot Robbie. She's everything to me, and I just loved him. He should win an award, Finn Cole,

for his acting is awesome he was great in this highly highly recommend my mom was like I don't lack period pieces and I was like it's not a period piece like stop that like it's it's so good well every movie technically is a period piece just set in different periods so she likes current period pieces yeah exactly okay I'm gonna watch that because I I too am a Margot Robbie fan and I do like that period of movie. Life. Yeah. Have you heard of Synchronic?

No. Okay. Great cast, by the way. It's Anthony Mackie, who is in like Avengers. And then Jamie Dornan, who was in Fifty Shades of Grey. Yep. Love him. Hot. Here's the synopsis. Two New Orleans paramedics lives are ripped apart after they encounter a series of horrific deaths linked to a designer drug with bizarre otherworldly effects.

Synchronic. Anthony Mackie and Jamie Dornan are EMTs in New Orleans and they're going around and they're seeing like all these people are tripping out hard on this drug called Synchronic. Really, really gruesome. Like if you are squeamish in any way, maybe don't watch this movie because it's real gruesome.

You're seeing some crazy stuff. Everyone that's doing this is like tripping out so hard they're seeing some really, everyone that's doing this is like tripping out so hard they're seeing some really really weird shit come to find out that the drug really isn't making you see stuff it's making you experience stuff from different parts of time what it's really time travel kinda yeah it's really interesting so it about this, like one part of our brain that is able to perceive time. The theory is, is that everything that's happened and everything that will happen is already happening. But our lizard brains can only perceive it one sliver at a time.

So we can only feel things like one second at a time. But really everything's happening around us and that's already happened or will happen or whatever. This drug kind of affects that part of your brain that's able to perceive one thing at a time or whatever you take the drug then all of a sudden you can be like transported back to like the exact place where you are on the earth but like in the ice age or in the future whatever so cool like if you're into sci-fi and like time travel so cool and it turns into anthony mackie trying to figure out the drug and then trying to save someone who's very important in the movie that's been like trapped back in time ah i think you'd like it where do you watch this we just bought it on apple but i really enjoyed it

synchronic go check it out synchronic all right you think i can handle the gore think you can just a lot of blood some bone sticking out you. You know. That doesn't bother me. The only thing I find really hard to watch normally, I don't know what it is, but whenever there's a scene of someone getting stabbed to death, I can't handle that. I don't know. It's just the

one thing that I, whenever that comes up in a movie or a show, I just can't watch it. There is one big stabbing situation, but you don't see them get stabbed. just can't watch it there is one big stabbing situation but you don't see them get stabbed you just see the wound that happens after the stabbing okay i think i that would be fine i think it's like for some something about just seeing that happen like really gets me yeah yeah yeah okay yeah yeah yeah yeah um well on the complete opposite spectrum of that movie yeah uh have you seen penguin bloom with naomi watts no but i saw the trailer is this the one with the magpie yes yeah yeah it's a great cast but it looks

to me so dumb okay great cast right like naomi watts is phenomenal uh and but like they kind of sell this movie as like a family movie you know like a feel-good family movie kind of thing um which is normally not my thing but um but I love Naomi Watts so much like I I was willing to watch this honestly I don't know that I would spin it as a family drama because it's really fucking sad most of it most of the movie is super sad and just super brutal like so basically like here's the little synopsis of it Naomi Watts plays um her character's name is Sam Bloom and you know it starts out and she's you know super active she's a mom of three I think and they go on vacation to like Thailand or somewhere. And she has this horrible

accident and falls and she's paralyzed from like the middle of her back down. This happens like right out the gate. And so really the whole movie is her adapting to life in a wheelchair and being paralyzed. And it's, I mean, it's, it's sad. It's dark for for sure her kids find this injured bird a magpie and they name it penguin and they take it in and it literally like lives in the house it's like walking around like a freaking cat like hopping you know like hopping around like in the bed with them like chilling on their shoulder like it's crazy like this bird and it's based on a true story and this bird is just like a complete house pet it It's actually kind of cute. And I don't even like birds.

But anyway, she at first is like really opposed to the bird, you know, like not pumped about it being in the house and not pumped about saving it. And she ends up like building a relationship with it, which is really sweet. So, I mean, it's not, you know, listen, there's not some crazy plot or anything like that. This is really a movie that's about character development and phenomenal acting.

And the bird aspect of it is very cute. So if you're up for that kind of like emotional movie, then it's actually really good. I saw that like Andrew Lincoln's in it, who's in Walking Dead. Yeah. I assume the bird dies at the end is it like a little old yeller meets the fly away home i'm not gonna tell you what happens in the end that bird dies and you know it we all know it all right and like i just i just don't need that in my life i don't need that negativity in my life also it's a magpie so don't call it a penguin that's confusing because

she's black and white the kids kids in one name are penguins. Yeah, I know. That's cute. That's like getting a dog and naming it cat. Yeah, that's kind of cute. But the dog is confused. Have we talked about The Hustler? The Hustler?

Yeah. No. Oh, yeah. Okay, Sarah and I are obsessed with this new show on ABC called The Hustler. Is it like a game show or something? Yes. I feel like I've seen the preview for it or heard somebody talk about it. It's Craig Ferguson, who I don't know if you remember.

He used to have a late night show back in the day. He's a British comic. He's just very lovely. Like, I think everyone loves Craig Ferguson. I don't know. By the way, there's a lot of game shows out right now, and I'm kind of loving all of them. I don't. Like, we watched the one with all the fucking Jeopardy! nerds the other night, and I didn't hate that either. Really?

Yeah. The Jeopardy! nerds are all, like, so socially awkward, and they've all been given a television show. It's amazing to watch. But no, The hustler. Okay. So the hustler is, it's a group of five people and they journey through a trivia show. And one person of the five is the hustler and knows all the answers to the questions. The entire show is like everyone like getting to know one another. And so everyone's telling the truth except for one person who's the hustler who's like completely making it up. People get whittled down.

Like the hustler gets like start removing people. Like everyone votes for who'd be removed, but the really the only, the hustler is getting rid of people. And by the end it's three people. And one of which is the hustler. And so they're constantly being asked questions. And if they get it right, more money goes on the board, but they're also like seeing who knew the answer.

Cause only the hustler knows all the answers. Everyone else is just guessing. And if they get them wrong, that means the hustler knew that the answer was wrong, but still went with it to like try to throw people off and stuff. And at the end of it, there's three people and everyone votes who they think the hustler is. The two people who aren't the hustler guess who the hustler is, then they get all the money. They get to split it. But if they can't get guess who the hustler is then they get all the money they get to split it but if they can't figure out who the hustler is the hustler gets all the money that's crazy it's actually really really fun to do because like so like what sarah and i do is we watch it right in the beginning because craig goes around and is like so what do you do what do you do what

you know what's what's your deal and right in the beginning i'm like i think it's that chick right there it's she looks like the hustler's bullshit the beginning, I'm like, I think it's that chick right there. She looks like the Hustlers. Bullshit. The Hustlers is great, guys. I'm just saying. It sounds great. It's actually quite entertaining. It sounds like the game show version of, did you ever play Mafia? Exactly.

Exactly. Yeah. Only there's money involved. Sounds great. Well, so I wanted to tweet to Rob Mills, who is head of all abc unscripted because he's always like make sure you watch hussar and i was i wanted to be like are you guys casting this show purely from like going to parties in the hollywood hills and watching a bunch of failed actors play mafia because that's all that's happening right and like if you've ever been to la and like been to a party

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it's he's trying to keep his son from getting killed by the mob and instead of making fucking meth and selling it to people he's breaking the law as a judge getting in cahoots with the mob this is kind of the same show, Brian Cranston. Yeah, you're not wrong. Yeah. I'm on episode like six from episode five on these past episodes, I guess. Like I just, it's not grasping me. I'm having a hard time finishing it.

Once the kids started hanging out with the dead guy's sister. Yeah. I'm like, what are you doing? What are you doing? I can't, I can't deal. Yeah, I don't know. Should I persevere? Sarah and I are caught up.

So like, listen, we're just looking for shit to watch. So like, we're still on it. Yeah, yeah. You know? All right, I'll persevere. Just quick update on the challenge. Like, it's amazing. I'm sorry. Still amazing?

Yeah, Fessy. What game are you playing, bro? Also, Josh, I am so annoyed with you're just Andre the Giant from Princess Bride. You're just anybody with a peanut? That's all you are, bro. Devin, let me tell you something about Devin. My boy Devin is everyone else is playing checkers. He's playing 5D chess.

He doesn't give two flying fucks about winning the challenge. My boy Devin is playing to be a host of another show. He's so funny. He's just there to start shit. He doesn't care about the million dollars. I mean, I'm sure he would like to win. It's not on, I'm telling you, it's not what he's going for. He's going for breakout star, hilarious guy, host of his own show.

Mark my words, all right? CT, I love you so much. I don't ever want to see you leave. The challenge is so great. It is my favorite show right now on television. Just saying that. Wow, your favorite show. I can't believe I didn't know about the challenge until I had to beat Johnny Bananas

in America's Worst Cook because... That was a very subtle humble brag. I mean, I can't believe that I wasn't a big fan of the challenge until I beat the greatest winner in challenge history. Some say the goat of competition shows in another competition show.

That's neither here nor there. I'm telling you the challenge is phenomenal. Okay? Other thing. Okay. Have you watched The Little Things? Mm-mm. Well, it's a movie

that's out right now that has three Academy Award winners in it. Oh, who? Someone you might have heard of by the name of Denzel Washington. Oh, I think, it rings a bell.

There's also this other guy named Rami Malek. Oh, yeah. You heard of him. Heard of him. You know, Freddie Mercury, I Am Robot, whatever. And then another guy you may have heard of. He's in a band called Three Seconds to Mars.

Jared Leto. Yeah. Yeah. The name sounds familiar. Crime, drama, thriller. Say true detective, but in a movie. Oh, wow. That's a bold statement.

Yeah. Not as good as True Detective Season 1. Definitely better than True Detective Season 2. Got it. Somewhere in the middle there. Here's a tag. Kern County Deputy Sheriff Joe Deacon is sent to Los Angeles for what should have been a quick evidence-gathering assignment.

Instead, he becomes embroiled in the search for a serial killer who's terrorizing the city, the little things. Joe Deacon, played by Denzel Washington. He's got a history. All right? We're not really sure what's happening, but he's a cop. Seems like a good one. Rami Malek. He's the new detective in Los Angeles.

This is the worst serial killer since the Night Stalker. Come to find out that Joe Deacon used to have Rami Malek's job back in the day. But after a string of serial killings, your boy kind of lost his mind, got fired. Rami Malek brings him in to be like, listen, I can use all the help I can get. Jared Leto, we're thinking he's the killer. Okay. By the way, Jared Leto acts circles around everybody. I'm obsessed with him.

Here's the thing. The ending is great, but annoying. If that makes any sense. Yeah. I want you to watch it and I want all the YF2ers to watch it because next episode I want to talk about it again and like what you think the ending means. Okay. Okay. I can do that.

So little things. Go check it out. Where do you watch this? HBO Max. Oh, perfect. I have that. Yeah. You got that one.

Love it. I get real hung up on having to purchase a movie for 20 bucks on Apple. We were going to watch Greenland the other day that you recommended. Yeah. And I just couldn't, I couldn't give up 20 bucks for that movie. I got to wait till it's for rent.

I just can't. That's too much money. We got to support, you know, Hollywood here. I'll support $5.99 for a 24-hour rental. That I could stomach. $20, no. Did you ever watch The Servant? No.

I talked about it a while ago, and that's the one where there's this married couple who have this child, and they bring in a nanny, and this nanny comes in from this weird religious cult you're not really sure about, and then you realize that the baby is just a real life looking doll do you remember that yeah i do remember that and it's all kind of messed up and you're like why they have a doll and like why are they pretending this thing's real and just like super creepy the end of season one was great anyway

season two of the servant is back and it's so good i love it's so dark and like weird and creepy and just i love the servant okay i got one more show so i have been i think we talked about it before but like the good place is such a good show kristen bell oh god you know how people use like the office or parks and rec or like friends it's like kind of like a go to bed show. Totally. I feel good. Go to bed show. The Good Place is a really, really good go to bed show. OK. Like, yeah, that like Schitt's Creek, I feel like are the new go to bed shows.

OK. And it's also got great cast. You know, it's it's Kristen Bell and Ted Danson. Ted Danson has a new show out that I'm kind of liking a lot. And I got to be honest with you. I think you need to check it out okay it's called Mr. Mayor have you heard of this so basically Ted Danson plays a wealthy businessman who becomes the mayor of Los Angeles and it's a little veep but like

more sitcom-y if that makes any sense and then like a lot of like making fun of Los Angeles with a lot of really good Hollywood cameos. David Spade is in one of the first episode. Chrissy Teigen is freaking hilarious in it. Oh. It's a good new sitcom. I'm into it. Also, Holly Hunter is hilarious on it.

Bobby Moynihan from SNL. He's in it. Oh, yeah. So funny. Tina Fey created it. So, you know. Yeah, Mr. Mayor. Don't hate.

Don't hate. Where do you watch this? I think it's on like ABC. It's Network. Hulu probably. Speaking of Network TV. Yeah. Is Manifest ever coming back?

I don't know. I feel like I've been waiting a long time for Manifest. I don't know. Oh, and speaking of like shows a long time for Manifest. I don't know. Oh, and speaking of like shows that came back, finally, we found out more about Big Sky. Oh, yeah. I watched the new episode. My only complaint about Big Sky right now is like the Indian sheriff who's talking to the black girl who like basically like shot the bad cop. Yeah, and solved everything.

Yeah, and solved everything. And he's, we got it from here. And I'd be like, motherfucker, no, you don't have it from here. You've had none of this from here. All right? You had a cop that was fucking trafficking women this entire time.

You had no idea about it. And then these two fucking gumshoe girls come in here, solve the entire thing. And now you have the gall to be like, why'd you shoot him in the head? Well, motherfucker, it's because you were hiding women in a basement in montana and you guys did nothing about it all right you're a fucking horrible sheriff and here's the deal give me the badge i'm a sheriff now and now you're the private eye that's how this country should work. That scene, I was just like, what is happening here? They saw the case for you.

You're so right. You're so right. I was devastated to find that Brian Phillippe is in fact dead. We finally got to find that body. No shit, Brandi. The fact that you were holding on to that was ridiculous. I was really holding on. I was really holding on. I was really holding on.

Oh, God. Okay, but tied up so many loose ends in this new, in this, like, what do they call it? Like, season premiere or whatever. Like, what's the rest of the freaking season going to be about? They got to catch the truck driver, which, by the way, I'm sorry, like, if I lived in a small town in Montana, I'd be like, all right, so who are the truck drivers which by the way i'm sorry like if i lived in a small town in montana i'd be like

all right so who are the truck drivers who live here okay which one lives with their fucking weird mom all right there it is right there that's the guy that's the guy it's gotta be that guy case closed done this is the easiest open and shut case ever well that wouldn't make a very good show. Obviously. But like. Oh, man. Yeah. I saw you sent me something. Yeah. We haven't done a review in a long time.

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Now I'm the one to feel it I just can't believe you don't know what I'm feeling Guess you got the best of this Picking up the pieces you just wanna leave them Killing me a little bit And I hate the way you love me. And I hate that I still care. Funny how you feel like we would ever talk again. How could you think I'd be your friend? So, you know, if you want to cry, Gracie Arum's Friend is a good tune.

Yeah, that's awfully sad. Did you know The Killers put out a new song? Yeah, they have a new record out. Oh. Did you listen to it? Yeah, it's great. Oh, do you have a favorite song? I really like the first song off this new record.

It's called My Own Soul's Warning. Mm-hmm. Sounds deep. Yeah'm a deep i'm a deep thinker what if it knew you by your name what kind of words would cut through the clutter of the world I tried going against my own soul's warning And in the end, something just didn't feel right Oh, I tried diving even though the sky was storming Thunderheads were forming And then I thought I could fly. And when I hit the ground, it made a loud sound.

And it kept on running through my day. God, the Killers are good. That's classic, the Killers. Yeah. Random flowers, man. Classic random flowers. Do you know who Savannah Conley is? Mm-mm.

I met her in Nashville years ago, and she's a phenomenal singer and songwriter, and she's got new stuff out right now. She released a song called Don't Take Me Home and loved it. So check it out. All right. What's the point? The point is it doesn't matter anyway Why you always taking me home Love me, believe me, say try

You had a bad example But everybody's trying in their own way cause it's just harder to handle what's the point if it's just a stupid game

why are you blowing up my phone? What's the point? It doesn't matter anyway. Why are you always taking me home? Don't take Me Home. She has a great voice. Dude, so good.

She's really good. She's local Nashville? Yeah. And like Dave Cobb produced her first record. Like, she's pretty awesome. Was that it? Is that all we got? I think so.

What should we go out on? Honestly, a fucking Christmas song because of how fucking cold it is here. We need to go out on Victoria going out because our queen deserves an exit. Your queen. Just the best. I honestly feel so sorry for you that you would listen to hearsay and not all of the facts behind a situation. So, goodbye. Don't go!

You think I'm going to go hug him goodbye? No. And he just stared at me like how dare you he's not my king and i'm still a queen matt is a jester the fact that like he over me yeah matt i feel sorry for you with your choices. Cheers to just moving forward and starting this week with a clean slate. Oh, God. That's a gesture. All right, Brandi. Insane.

Gone but not forgotten, Victoria. Okay, bye. All right, well, like, go football. See you next week. Go football. Exactly. Who are you rooting for? Do you care?

I mean, I think that Kansas City is going to win again. I'm rooting for the Bucs. Yeah? The Buccaneers? Yeah. All right. Yeah.

Go Bucs. Bucs. Whatever. Tom Brady. I don't care. I'm out of here. Goodbye. Bye, Brandi.

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