Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Real magic is real, I think

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

In today’s installment of what’s wrong with Wells, he has a neck issue. He slept weird one night (like a goddamn whale in half, to be specific) and now it’s all gone to shit. Don’t get old, pe...ople. On a positive note, Brandi feels like she’s recovered from the ‘vid. Wells says he will never be sick because he’s going to do his cold plunges. He also shares an insane experience he recently had with a television, and you’re not gonna want to miss that. Oh, more good news for Brandi; she finally got her Jeep Wrangler and is a very happy gal. Your hosts then chat Bachelor in Paradise and how Alex may be a spy. Wells would also like everyone to please relax and let the show play out. It’s all fine, y'all. Relaxxx. He also posits if UFOs exist, magic is real. But Brandi quickly shoots down his theory. Wells would settle for some anti-gravity boots, but he’s done those water ones before and it didn’t end too well. Lastly, they chat about deodorant and docking…auditory discretion is advised. Apologies.  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Prose — Go to prose.com/yft for your free in-depth hair consultation and 15% off your first order  BetterHelp — Go to BetterHelp.com/favoritething today to get 10% off your first month  Zocdoc — Go to zocdoc.com/YFT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE  Shed the Silence — Go to shedthesilence.com and join the conversation 

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Starting point is 00:01:51 When I was younger, man, played rugby. Get like my nose broken, be bruised and battered. Go get wasted after the game next day. Totally fine. No problem whatsoever. Now, if I sneeze wrong or have a hard fart, it's not going to be good. It's tough out here. Just don't get old is what my suggestion for you would be out there. Just Peter Pan the fuck out of this thing. And I can't even imagine how it gets. I'm still in my 30s. What happens in the 50s, 60s, 70s? Cool breeze can fucking give you a diarrhea. A bird chirps too loudly to your ears and all of a sudden you have diabetes. Like what happens when you get like if me sleeping weird has ruined everything in my body, what happens when I'm 60 and I hear a loud noise?
Starting point is 00:02:38 Do I just die? Is that how people die? Get to like 90, watch a scary episode of Law and Order and you're like, my heart can't take it. We're going to start a domino effect of death for you. All right, so let's start the show. Should we call the brand? Let's do it. Falling apart, my body is. What's up?
Starting point is 00:02:58 Oh, what's up? Not much. How many noises? Is there a truck backing up in your house? I think so. Are you in New York City? Might as well be. This is the worst time of year for noises because people are constantly leaf blowing, you know. There's leaves everywhere.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Trucks backing up. Jesus. All right. So what's going on with you? I feel like I'm finally recovered from COVID. It took fucking forever. Dude, I'm telling you. I feel like everyone's getting it right now. I know they are. And I think people are like in denial that they've
Starting point is 00:03:30 got it. Yeah. But they sound just like me. And I'm like, I'm thinking it's their own. Everyone's in denial, which is fine. I just really, here's my thing. I'm not trying to like get political because it's not political. I'm not trying to like piss anybody off. But here's my thing i'm not trying to like get political because it's not political and i'm not trying to like piss anybody off but here's my thing about the masks i think if you're sick you should wear the mask so that you don't get your germs on other people like i don't actually think like as a when i'm healthy i don't feel like i should have to wear the mask but i think if i'm coughing or sneezing and have germs that are flying through the air especially when i'm on an airplane i think the courteous thing to do is is wear a mask so i don't get my germs on someone else i don't agree if you if you feel fine you don't need to wear a mask anymore but if you are sick you gotta
Starting point is 00:04:12 and also here's the other thing we used to always do this we would like power through being sick and go to work or go to school whatnot if you're sick don't come yeah don't do it i wonder how long it'll take until people go back into the like just powering through and being like sick at work. And you're like, well, I think we are. I think we're kind of there, you know? Yeah, I know. I'm never getting sick again because I'm doing the cold plunge. Oh yeah. That's going to help for sure. Never again. Let me tell you this. I know we talked about cold punch last time, but I'm, I'm by the way, proud of myself. I've done it every single day because I wanted to say I wanted I wanted to do it every day for 30 days. But I was hungover yesterday.
Starting point is 00:04:47 I saw that. I made eggs benedict. It was delicious. And then I went and sat in the cold plunge. I mean, like, if it does nothing else, the fact that it just eradicates any sign of a hangover is worth it. Does it? Is that what it does? Yeah. Like, it just shocks you out of having a hangover is worth it. Does it? Is that what it does? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:09 It just shocks you out of having a hangover. It's insane. Fascinating. Yeah. I think I'm going to take the hangover. I don't like cold water. I know. That's the whole point.
Starting point is 00:05:19 It sucks to do, but it makes you feel amazing. Like the best things in life, you got to power through. I think I'll stick with like I can handle cryotherapy. Yeah. like cryotherapy but just like better better right yeah you know dude i had an absolutely insane experience with a television recently do tell i'm on the edge of my seat okay so samsung makes not an ad right now very angry at samsung but i think people need to know about this i need to put this out there. So Samsung makes a very cool TV. It's, it's called the frame and it makes, you can put, you can put a picture and it looks like a picture and it's dope. We've got one in our bedroom and
Starting point is 00:05:54 we're like, we want one downstairs. Cause now we have all these amazing wedding pictures and engagement photos that we were like, it would be so cool if like downstairs in the living room, we had this always up, right? So we go on Samsung.com and we buy the frame TV, buy a big one. It comes. They have partnered with a company called Handy. Not sure if you're familiar. I guess it used to be Angie's List.
Starting point is 00:06:19 It's similar to Geek Squad, I suppose. Also, Handy sounds like you're giving just HJs out left and right and center. But no, they're not doing shit. The TV comes, and then two days later on Thursday, the handy guys are supposed to be coming over. And we needed two guys, and it said it like in the thing, you need two guys to hang this TV because it's so big. Like one guy couldn't do it, you know?
Starting point is 00:06:39 So it's Thursday at 8 o'clock. One guy shows up, and I'm like, where's the other guy? And he's like, I don't know. He'll be coming a little bit later, I suppose. But I, I can start, I'm going to unbox it and like get everything ready. Then when he gets here, we'll put it up. And I was like, cool, great. Whatever goes into the house. He starts, he takes the TV out, leans up against the fireplace, leaves the box out, like pulls the rug back. You know, he's doing all that stuff. And I'm upstairs working and I look outside and I see he's went and gotten his car. Okay, so maybe like he's still waiting for this guy. Two minutes later, he drives away.
Starting point is 00:07:07 So I'm thinking, okay, maybe he's going to go get the guy and bring him to my house. An hour goes by. Two hours go by. Finally, I'm like, I got to, what the fuck's happening? So I call the handy people. One guy came. He took out the TV, leans up against the fireplace, and then he fucking left. And they're like, okay, sorry. Um, so the other guy didn't come. I'm like, no, the other guy never came.
Starting point is 00:07:30 So he's like, hold on, let me go. Let me call the other guy. So he calls the guys and he comes back. He's like, sorry, they didn't pick up. I don't know what to tell you. And I'm like, I don't know what to tell you. You, you need to have someone, the TV's just out in the living room. And they're like, well, the best we can do is in three days. I was like, three days? What the fuck? Now, I didn't have, I was working. I was working in my office. But I told them, I was like, I took off work today.
Starting point is 00:07:52 I don't have time for this. You got to send them right now. Oh, sorry. We got to wait a couple days. So I'm like, okay, fine. Whatever. Schedule it for three days later. So three days later comes, as in yesterday, the guys would show up at one o'clock
Starting point is 00:08:05 at one o'clock. One guy shows up and I go, okay, so let me just tell you what happened, guy. I tell him the entire story. And I was like, the second guy never showed up. And he's like, that's fucked up, man. Guess what happens? Second guy doesn't show. Second guy don't fucking show up. So I'm like, bro, don't you leave? Don't you fucking leave Darian? His name was Darian. I was like, don't you? I'll do it with you. I'll fucking hang this TV with you. So I sat there and we hung the TV together. Okay. And like, it's not like it's a terribly difficult thing, but we, I, we paid a bunch of extra money for these handy guys to come and show up. So at the end of it, we hang the TV and he's like, Hey man, you know, is it cool if I tell the company that the other guy didn't show up so I get his money?
Starting point is 00:08:45 And I was like, Darian, no. I deserve that money. I helped. I was the second guy here. This is ridiculous. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. But I was like, of course, Darian, like, I want you to have the money. Like, you at least stuck around, like, help me through this, you know, these difficult times.
Starting point is 00:09:00 But this is crazy. Anyways, moral of the story, if you buy a Samsung TV, do not, and I repeat, do not use Handy. They will fuck you up and fuck you over. So it's not Samsung we're pissed at here. It's Handy. Yeah, but Samsung has attached their carts to this wagon and, you know, they're, they're culpable.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Someone's culpable. We're very passionate about this. Oh, man. It sucked. And then I'm sitting there thinking, like, we paid, like, whatever it was, $400 for these people to come do this. I'm sitting there thinking, I could have just had my brother come over and we would have knocked this thing out. Anyways. Damn.
Starting point is 00:09:39 That's my story. I'm sticking to it. And I tell you what. So we got that sleep number bed. It's a great bed. Not an ad. Should be. And so we were watching Game of, we got that sleep number bed. It's a great bed, not an ad, should be. And so we were watching a game of Thrones the other night. Was that,
Starting point is 00:09:49 was that last night, the finale? Yes. Well, I watched half of it. I fell asleep, but here's what happened. So I, you know, the bed can go up, you know, like it can like, it's like a hospital bed. Cause we are old. Yeah, for old people. Yeah, exactly. Well, I had it up and then I fell asleep and then I slept like this, like, like I, like a goddamn whale, you know, like just bent in half. And now my neck is seven shades of fucked up right now. It's so bad. People don't tell you. I mean, they actually do.
Starting point is 00:10:17 But like when you get past 35, very little things can set off a chain reaction of pain in your body. And there's nothing you can do about it it was just one bad night of sleep and all of a sudden i'm incapacitated don't get old is what i'm saying don't do it right also don't have kids i think i'm we're gonna have kids and i want to have kids but like we went to like the fall festival at the at the club the other day and it was just all these kids running around. I was like I'm not ready for this Right now it's hard for us to travel because of dogs What's gonna happen with kids you gotta take with you and you gotta be the people on the plane that everyone fucking hates
Starting point is 00:10:56 I know whole thing is just not it's not it. It's not it. I didn't ask for this no me either It's not it. It's not it. I didn't ask for this. No, me either. When we were kids, our parents didn't take us on vacation. We went and stayed with grandma. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:15 They went to France and England and did all the cool stuff, and we stayed at home. And then we were, like, really excited when they came back because they would bring us gifts. So are your parents going to watch your children? I think so. Really? I have no desire to take my kids on vacation ever. No. I always feel so bad for the kids that
Starting point is 00:11:31 I see in Vegas and the hotels. You know? Oh yeah. I'll like take my kids camping. But we're not going to like Bordeaux with a bunch of snot-nosed kids. No, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. Should we start the show? Oh yeah. Yeah, we should do that. I think it's you. No, no, no, no, no. No, absolutely not. All right. Should we start the show?
Starting point is 00:11:46 Oh, yeah. Yeah, we should do that. I think it's you. Is it you? I think it's me. Go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Well, Zay and Brandy coming at you live. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent.
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Starting point is 00:14:24 Do it. I see you're wearing a beanie. Does that mean it's a little chilly in Los Angeles? Oh, it's autumnal, baby. It's happening over here. We've got like a little window of chilliness, which is great. Like yesterday, I wore a jacket to a thing. We had to eat inside a place.
Starting point is 00:14:41 I can't tell you. I don't know if I've ever been this excited for fucking fall weather in my entire life. Really? Yeah, and I just think it's global warming and it's just been way too hot. So, like, I'm just, like, excited for it to be back. Also, I didn't shower, so it's kind of, you know, the hair's all over the place. So this is... It is, truly.
Starting point is 00:14:57 This is a... It's fashion and function. That's what's happening here. Is it cold in Nashville? Because I know there's a cold snap going through the old south right now. You know, we had some chilly days earlier this past week. The leaves are absolutely beautiful right now. I need to do better at taking some content of the leaves before it changes.
Starting point is 00:15:17 It's absolutely gorgeous. However, it is a steamy 80 degrees today. Ew. Yeah. Don't love that. No. I don't love that either. No. Usually on Halloween, it. Ew. Yeah. Don't love that. No. I don't love that either. No. Usually on Halloween, it's freezing. Yeah. And Halloween's
Starting point is 00:15:30 coming in hot. Literally. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. So. Don't love that. No. Yeah, yesterday, yesterday, you'd be proud of me. I went full monochromatic outfit yesterday. Wow. I do love that. All burnt oranges and beiges.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Oh, wow. Because we went to the fall festival at our club. Was it Gucci? No, it was not. Did you love Gucci pants? Yes, they're just expensive. We looked great. I looked great.
Starting point is 00:15:57 And then Sarah saw my outfit, and then she copied it. She went completely monochromatic, autumnal. All our friends were like, why the fuck are you guys dressed exactly the same? I was like, she copied me! This is marriage! My neck hurts! I don't think so. Why? I don't know. Because the photographer never saw us.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Anyways, we look great. We can recreate it, you know, if we must. Yeah, do better. Well, I gotta say, I, um, as much as I want it to be cold, of global warming is not great, it's been a little nice having warm weather because I finally got my new Jeep. After waiting three whole months for it to come in. What kind of Jeep you got?
Starting point is 00:16:36 I got another Jeep Wrangler. Oh, wow. I've really just decided that I'm a Wrangler gal. Yeah. Like that's just who I am, you know? It feels like me, the dudes at the car dealerships and it looked like me when it came in. It just like totally like looked like Brandy. And I love that for me, you know, in the interim I've driven the Tesla,
Starting point is 00:16:55 which I've been very vocal about hating. And you know, I had a BMW before it was a very nice car, but it just wasn't for me. And the Jeep is, is for me. I feel at home in the Jeep. car, but it just wasn't for me. And the Jeep is for me. I feel at home in the Jeep. Let me tell you what I did that is a fucking game changer. And if you are in the market for a new Jeep Wrangler, highly recommend the one touch sky top that you can have on your Jeep now that basically just makes it a convertible. You hit a button and the top comes down. You hit a button and it comes back up. You can even open it part way it is everything i can't believe i went almost four years in a hard top jeep that i i i live alone and i can't take the top off by myself it's pointless why even have the cheap guys this is a game changer so if anyone out
Starting point is 00:17:38 there is thinking about this one touch top highly recommend do you have a name for this jeep i don't i don't name my cars it is a girl for sure okay what color is it i got the stingray gray so it's that gray gray it's what it's called yeah it's that new it's it's a newish color they've only had for a couple years and it's that like lighter gray because they have like the charcoal gray and this one's the lighter like really pretty like it it's weird because it kind of looks like a matte gray, but it's not. It's very shiny, very pretty. And I got the high-altitude package on it, which means that the front bumper, the handles, and the rear bumper
Starting point is 00:18:14 are all the same paint color as the body of the car, so it's monochromatic, and it's beautiful. Do you take the doors off? I need to watch the YouTube video on how to do that, because they say it's pretty easy. You have perfectly good doors. Why are we the doors off? I need to watch the YouTube video on how to do that, because they say it's pretty easy. You have perfectly good doors. Why are we taking them off? Because it's badass, bro.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Is it? Is it? If you get into a car accident, you are fucked. I mean, I wouldn't go on the interstate without my doors, I don't think. But, like, just driving around the country up here where I live, I feel like, you know. You get T-boned, and boy, oh, boy. I mean, it's not great you're not worse than a motorcycle you're getting headlights into the old hip region yeah you are yeah you're
Starting point is 00:18:52 a wrangler gal here's the thing about wranglers is they're expensive outrageous I paid way too much money for this car way but I do kind of feel like it might be like my forever car. So I just bit the bullet. You know, I tested it out with the white one, the testing to see if I like the Jeep and if it feels like home to me. And it did. So I pulled the tender on this like really nice one. I got exactly what I wanted, custom ordered it.
Starting point is 00:19:18 And I think it's going to just be my forever car probably. Nice. Yeah. Tonight I have to go to the Bachelor Mansion. Ooh. Yeah, we got to go film a pickup. They're building me a bar to film a pickup. I haven't been to the Bachelor Mansion since I was on the show.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Oh, really? Yeah. It's going to be weird. It's going to be very weird going back there. Speaking of Bachelor, did you watch Batch in Paradise? Oh, yeah. How are we feeling? I thought it was pretty juicy.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Yeah, it was pretty juicy. Pretty juicy. I'm liking this new Love Island twist. Yeah, the Casa Amor. Yeah. On Love Island, I think they only go to Casa Amor for a day. I think we sent them over there for like four and man oh man did the wheels come off. Yeah, they really truly did.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Where do we start? I think Sinead is a good place to start. Yeah, I mean I feel like you really like Sinead. First of all, I loved her as a bad part, like a villain. I like villains. I think that they actually bring some ridiculousness to the show.
Starting point is 00:20:23 And I did think that she had, like, turned a new leaf. I thought she was very calm, very chill, wasn't starting shit in paradise. I thought this was her redemption story. But you're talking in past tense, so now you've come to see the light. Well, no, that's not true. I still love Sinead. But, like, watching – so I don't see everything. I only just hear what happens.
Starting point is 00:20:44 And watching it back she likes tyler she liked logan she had a bunch of dudes that she was into she likes james the funny thing about janae is when she finds out that britney and tyler have like had a thing she loses her fucking mind right and then once she realizes that she no longer, like, has a shot with Tyler, I think, then she's, like, all in on Logan, you know? Who obviously ain't no saint himself. Like, he's out here wheeling and dealing chicks left, right, and center. But you don't have a whole lot of a leg to stand on because, you know, you were dating all these guys and, like, you were just upset about the Tyler thing. I don't understand why this is such a huge thing
Starting point is 00:21:28 that Logan doesn't like you anymore. I don't know. It just seemed a little hypocritical. Well, a little. Oh my God. I think she's so hypocritical. That's always kind of in her game. But my biggest issue with her
Starting point is 00:21:39 is the audacity she has to say things that are the complete opposite of the truth about herself so like for instance she said something about like this isn't a game to me are you fucking kidding you're the one that's playing the game the most you're out here dating different guys and like she's like to me it's not a game i'm not trying just to win are you kidding that's the epitome of what you're trying to do here that's why you're going back to logan is because tyler kicked it to the curb and you have to want to come out on top and like be in a relationship and that's so that's my whole thing with her is like she's just so not self-aware or maybe she is and she just does it purposefully kind of like on her season when she said to genevieve like are you an actress like she should be looking in the mirror saying
Starting point is 00:22:23 those things to me like that's just what she's continuing to kind of do here is accuse other people of things that she's doing. Listen, old habits die hard. First of all, I like Logan. He was very nice to me. A lot of my likes and dislikes of cast is how they treat me as a waiter and a bartender. I am serving them. I'm in the service industry there. And there are some people people and i'll never like call it out unless it's like really bad but there's some people who have been very very rude to me like have treated me like less than really yeah and you just shouldn't anyway like anytime anyone's rude to a waiter i'm like you're a fucking piece of garbage james corden i guess is not nice to waiters that's's what we found out recently. I guess he got banned from Balthazar. Did you see that?
Starting point is 00:23:07 No. Yeah. He got banned from Balthazar in New York because he was rude to waiters. And then, wow. And, uh, and so like the,
Starting point is 00:23:15 the owner like put this post about how James Corden has been 86 from his, all his restaurants. And then he did another post saying that like James called and apologized. And now he's back in. And then James went and did, he went and did an interview with someone and said like he didn't feel uh like he had done anything wrong so that he's been re-86 from balthazar which is just chef's kiss anyways a lot of like how i feel about these people or how they treat me you know like there are sometimes people come in there and it's like snapping being like like, Hey, Hey, Hey, can I get some? And you're like, Oh yeah. Hitting the bar. Like,
Starting point is 00:23:48 Hey man, there's a lot of emotions going, ripping through all these people. And like, I give everyone, you know, the benefit of the doubt, but for the most part, I can kind of get a sense of these people, just how they treat me. And Sinead has always been lovely to me. And Logan was always lovely to me as well. But I do love that, like, I don't get the, like, hot commodity thing with Logan at all. Yes, he's tall. Which does get you bonus points. It does.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Everyone's going after him. It is interesting. It seems like he's now found his person, Kate. Very unexpected, by the way that they talk i know it's so weird you know it's like yeah they're talking about like synergy business meetings and using business buzzwords about their relationship and i'm like this is so odd but what very strange. You know, whatever floats your boat.
Starting point is 00:24:48 They seem happy. It was funny that where they went on the date with the massages, they'd massage each other. That was my pool. It's where I stay and they took over my pool that day and I didn't love it. And I went over there after the date because they were like hanging out, you know. I'll post like a video of
Starting point is 00:25:04 them together from when I went over there, and I was like, you guys fucked up my pool day. I was wanting to sit by the pool, and I couldn't because you guys had to do tantric massages over here. Okay, what else? Jill, an absolute head case,
Starting point is 00:25:19 and I love her to death. It's amazing that those two crazy kids didn't make it. I know. Because they're both so wackadoo that you'd think they'd be perfect for one another. I agree. Yeah. I agree. It's very sad, very tragic.
Starting point is 00:25:36 But I guess it's a good thing that Jacob was at least honest with her. I think the easy thing to do would have been to kind of do what Sinead's doing, right? And just go right back to that relationship because the other one you tried didn't work. You could have done that. And he didn't. So at least he was honest.
Starting point is 00:25:55 I did love when she was driving away and she was like, I'm crying over an Uber driver that sold his couch for money. She's the best. I do like, I want him, I want him to come back to paradise because he, like, there's so,
Starting point is 00:26:13 he has layers, like the meditation and the breathing exercises that he does. Like, he is a very complex man. Yes. He's a complex man in a primitive world. You know, an Uber driver though. I didn't know that's what he did.
Starting point is 00:26:31 And I actually don't even know if that is what he does, but that's what I heard. But it was, it was very funny. And then I guess the other thing we need to talk about is Victoria. Yeah. I mean, I get it.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Alex Bordy is like a beautiful man. Rewind. Has he always been that hot? Because I don't remember him being that hot on whatever original season he was on. He was on, I think, Rachel Lindsay's season. Yeah. So it's been a minute. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:26:58 He's had a blow up if I've ever seen one. He's always been really good looking. One, you don't have your shirt off a lot in The Bachelor. I don't think he made it very far. And he never has been to paradise he went and did paradise australia so we haven't been seeing him quiet he's very quiet and i think he has been quieter he was much quieter on his season than he's being here like he's i feel like he's kind of opening up a little bit and maybe that was like a thing where i think some people watch themselves back on tv and they're like oh shit i was kind of boring like i didn't really like show my personality much. You know what I mean? Maybe that was the case. He's really,
Starting point is 00:27:28 really smart, intimidatingly smart. And he like uses a lot of really big words. I will say that. Yeah. And so I do think that he like kind of like weighs what he say, what he says a lot. And, uh, I like him. He, he actually stayed at my house once years ago. He slept in my AeroBed mattress back in Nashville. Nice. I mean, Victoria is going to stick with Johnny? It's hard to say. Yeah. She's really torn.
Starting point is 00:27:53 And I got to say, it makes me like her more. Not that I didn't like her before, but it makes me like her even more, I guess. Seeing like how it would just be so easy for her to just right like go on a date with Alex hook up with them make out with them like just go for it would just be easy for her to do that and she's obviously like very torn up about feeling like she's cheating on Johnny and I just think that says a lot about her character it makes me like her a whole lot and um and I feel for her because I think I think if I were on a parody situation like it would be very hard for me to try to explore multiple things like i've never dated more
Starting point is 00:28:31 than one person at one time you know it's just hard like so i feel for her yeah she doesn't take alex i might i actually came across him on raya semi-recently and i think i x X'd it because he was a Bachelor cast, because that's normally what I do. But now I'm regretting that decision. Well, I can set that up for you if you want. I got his number. All right, well, let's wait until the season's done and see how it pans. I'm not trying to, like, steal her man, but hot. Is he foreign?
Starting point is 00:29:01 Yeah, he's, like, Russian. Love that. You know I love that. Yeah, he's like Russian. Love that. You know I love that. Yeah, he might be a spy, actually, which would be really funny if he was like a Soviet spy and like how they were like, go on the bachelorette. Because, yeah, that's where you'll get the intel. Infiltrate the dumbest reality show. Why can't I do a Russian accent?
Starting point is 00:29:24 Can you do any accents? I don't think so. Wait, quick question. Why is his name Adam, the Aussie guy? Why is he still here? Why was he allowed to stay and go to the beach, but the other two got sent home? I didn't understand that. I think he passed the vibe check. Honestly, I think
Starting point is 00:29:40 that's what it was. I guess. But it was funny because they were all three sitting there talking about their connections, but like, he doesn't have one. Not at all. I think it was purely like,
Starting point is 00:29:50 this guy's cool. Let's bring him back there and just see what happens, you know? Yeah. I'm kind of thinking maybe they have somebody in mind to bring in for him
Starting point is 00:29:57 and that's why they wanted him to go. Yeah. He's super cute. Well, yeah. And like, Flo's back at the beach and she is also from like Bachelor Australia. So I think the thought was maybe that there's a connection there.
Starting point is 00:30:08 I don't know. You know who else I think is very funny is Aaron. I did love his moment of talking about Sinead. And they kept changing his whatever they put under their name. It's like not a meteorologist. Yeah. We need to send her up into space and
Starting point is 00:30:28 Not an astronaut. Not an astronaut. I honestly think they just like turn the camera on in the interview room and they're like just talk. I don't know. Figure it out and then they just go from there. It was good. I really love him and Genevieve together like a lot. Don't worry. There's a whole lot more
Starting point is 00:30:44 of them coming at you live. I hope they stay together. I really think they're Genevieve together like a lot. Don't worry. There's a whole lot more of them coming at you live. I hope they stay together. I really think they're adorable. They are cute. I've always liked Aaron. I've been seeing that Danielle and Michael have been getting a lot of hate online. Well, I was just going to say, I just am sad we haven't gotten to see more of them in the past couple weeks. They got a lot, I think, last week for sure.
Starting point is 00:31:06 And, you know, there's for sure. And, you know, there's no drama with them, you know? There's a lot of drama of everyone coming back and they're chill. But I've been seeing a lot of, like, angry tweets at them. And I think a lot of it's derived from people are upset that Sierra kind of, like, got her heartbroken
Starting point is 00:31:22 and then left and then Michael stayed there. The internet's just mean.broken and then left. And then Michael stayed there. The internet's just mean saying just horrible things. And I think the thing that I would like to remind everybody is, is that Sierra could have stayed if she wanted to, that was her decision to leave. And so I don't think you can fault Michael for staying because I think that he was like still open to potentially finding somebody. And I think he just realized that maybe she wasn't his person.
Starting point is 00:31:47 And here's where I give him a lot of credit. And I think a lot of people are forgetting this. He did it before a rose ceremony. So he didn't use her for her rose to stick around for somebody. He broke up with her before that. I feel like he was concerned more with her feelings than most people were. Like, I thought it was interesting. Like, Rodney did the exact same thing, but waited until after the rose ceremony to do that to Lace.
Starting point is 00:32:13 And I don't think there's any, like, vitriol towards Rodney. People were upset with, like, how Lace was treated. That's not fair. I thought that how Michael did it was, like, very, very honorable. Yeah, I agree. Here's the other thing that I came out and it was like very very honorable yeah I agree here's the other thing that I came out and said like I set this whole thing up Danielle is one of my friends and I thought they would be perfect for one another and they're like and people are like they had this plan from the get-go and like the producers are doing this and this and this
Starting point is 00:32:38 here's my thought to everyone what the fuck do you think this is? Of course the producers know who people like because we want people to like one another. We want engagements. The crew talks to everyone and finds out who everyone's on their list and stuff. If there were no connections, there would be no show. Right. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when people are like, this is all planned. Well, yeah, we know who likes one another and we try to put them together. There are seasons where people want to come and there is no desire from other people for them to be there.
Starting point is 00:33:15 And we don't bring them because that would be mean. Then they don't get to have an opportunity to meet somebody. Yeah. Anyways, is that enough batch talk? I think so. Yeah. Got a little that enough batch talk? I think so. Yeah. Got a little heated there. You did. You were on your soapbox.
Starting point is 00:33:29 I was. But it was for a good cause. I think so. The other thing that people forget, like, I think they're victims of the moment and they can't see
Starting point is 00:33:38 the forest or the trees, whereas I know how everything shakes out, you know, where I'm like, don't be, just relax. Let the show just keep going.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Relax. Everything's gonna work out the way it's supposed to. You got some safe things, bro, or what? Well, bro, I'm fucking devastated that you fell asleep during the finale last night of House of the Dragon. Yeah, sorry. But the last episode was great.
Starting point is 00:34:04 The one before? Yeah, where the girl goes and gets her dragon and then like it's so great yeah so freaking great i will say like so there is something that happens at the very end of this last episode yeah that's of course like a great ending in the sense of leaves you hanging a little bit ends you know very dramatically all that however i actually liked last week's episode better i thought it was more entertaining this one was a bit slow which is maybe why you fell asleep yeah until the very end the end gets good so you definitely need to watch i don't know though there was something about and like you're not a girl and I know you just like
Starting point is 00:34:45 don't really care so much about Damon but like Damon's just been you know this fan favorite all season like women just swoon over him on TikTok it's hilarious um and he is like he's just this iconic character and there's even though he's like not a good guy he's not a bad guy and you like you really root for him um and he's very endearing in odd ways. But there was something different about him in this episode, and I'm not 100% sure I love what they're doing with Damon's character as he gets older. And maybe once season two comes in, that'll change for me.
Starting point is 00:35:19 But I don't know. I can't put my finger on what it is, but it was a little off this week for me. Okay. I wish the girl that went and got her dragon and then, like, ran through the floors, I wish she just burned everyone. I know. But then also, I was thinking, like, since they're Targaryen, like, did they not burn? Remember Khaleesi, like, didn't burn?
Starting point is 00:35:38 Yeah, well, Alicent and her fucking idiot dad would have burned to the ground, which would have been great. Yeah, but I think they're Targaryen too. No, Hightower. Oh. Hightower. But her kids are Targaryen, obviously. So new king or whatever, new king Aegon or whatever. He's obviously Targaryen.
Starting point is 00:35:58 He's got the blonde hair. But honestly, like, Alicent's dad is the devil. He's the one that really needs to go. I don't know if he fell asleep before it or not, but there was a moment in this episode where Rhaenyra could have singed him. She could have singed him. Daemon wanted to so bad, and Rhaenyra said no. And I, you're just like, well, why not? Why can't we just kill him?
Starting point is 00:36:17 Yeah. Here's the thing, though. If Rhaenys would have singed them right on when she, you know, dragon comes out of the floor floor if she would have burned them all there there would be no show yeah and um i saw something maybe you sent it to me actually i think you did on tiktok where you know it says like and it just everything happens for a reason it was meant for alicent to misunderstand him because without the war right of like this dance of the dragons and like we wouldn't get to where fate needs it to get for you know the battle against the dead in game of thrones or whatever like it's all happening for a reason and like it's one of those things where like war is awful and obviously
Starting point is 00:36:56 like reneara doesn't want to go to war and everything but i think it's necessary to just so we get to the point in the future right where danny and john snow you know can go and fight the battle against like the dead so it's it just has to happen there's no show without it that's why it's like why can't we kill him oh wait then there's no show so a lot of people think that the prophecy really is about john snow i kind of think it is yeah well we finished the watcher i haven't even started it yet. Well, let me tell you something. It had me. It really had me.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Oh, and then it lost you? It's just like, I want to find out who The Watcher is. Like, come on, let's just hurry this. Let's go. It was great. Like, it kept my attention the entire time. And here's what I didn't realize. It's based on a true story, which makes it much more creepy.
Starting point is 00:37:43 The ending resolution isn't exactly what I want, but I can't be angry because it's what happened. So. Is this a limited series, like one season only? Yeah. Oh. Anyways, thoroughly enjoyed it. Watch The Watcher, Bobby Cannavale, and Naomi Watts. Great.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Chef's kiss. And also super creepy that, like, that was a real thing. The whole premise is that, like, they keep getting these letters sent to the house super creepy like i noticed that you have two young kids in the house the house loves young blood and like all this creepy stuff and i was like surely that's not like what really was sent to the house then sarah looked it up and saw the actual letters and like they're real and super creepy. Huh. We also found the actual house still hasn't been sold because it's so fucking creep dog now.
Starting point is 00:38:32 And it looked a lot like the house they chose. So they did a good job. Yeah. We did start watching a show called The Mole. Do you remember The Mole? That sounds familiar. It was a show back in the day and they brought it back. It's on Netflix. It was a show back in the day, and they brought it back. It's on Netflix.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Here's a tag. It follows 12 players as they work together in challenges to add money to a pot that only one of them will win the mole. So there's like one person in the game that's the mole, but you don't know who it is. And their whole thing is to sabotage the entire game because if they sabotage it then that they win uh but then like if you figure out who the mole is then like you win i guess so it's like mafia but a tv yes exactly great game good call it's very compelling you're like i think i know who the mole is and sar thinks she knows who the mole is, but you don't really know. Moley, moley, moley.
Starting point is 00:39:27 On Netflix, give it a check out. Yeah. Yeah. Good little reality show. Love that. You know what I was thinking about the other day?
Starting point is 00:39:35 Maybe like some people don't believe this, but like I totally believe that there are flying saucers. Like there's so many of those. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like there's so many videos.
Starting point is 00:39:44 It's so, it's insane how many videos we're seeing of flying saucers and like no one really is talking about this but like that's a big deal we can't explain it we're not really sure what's going on and it's not our government i don't we don't think and at least i believe this there are flying saucers out there yeah something that we can't explain and that's real life magic what is magic it's something that we can't explain how it works scientifically and it's defies what we think science can do or physics can do there are these things that could just go into the ocean and put into space they're super fast it's fucking magic i feel like we're in a time now where like those things. At least I believe that they do. If we accept that those things exist, we have to accept magic exists.
Starting point is 00:40:28 And then if there are people or beings or aliens or whatever inside of those things, maybe there aren't, I don't know, maybe there's just robots or something, but if those things are in there, then those things are real-life wizards. They're making magic that we can't do. They can do something that we can't do. And I think it's crazy because I think 20 years ago, people were like, magic can't do. They can do something that we can't do. And I think it's crazy because like, I think like 20 years ago, people would be like,
Starting point is 00:40:47 magic isn't real. And now we're like seeing all these UFO videos. And I got to say, magic's real. I think. Not sure I'd call it magic really. But what is magic? What is magic?
Starting point is 00:40:59 It's like, I feel like magic is an illusion. I'm saying real magic, not like stage magic. Yeah, but it's all magic is an illusion I'm saying real magic not like stage magic yeah but it's all magic is magic I mean that's what magic is I thought real magic is like Harry Potter he's got a wand and he can like
Starting point is 00:41:15 that's not real but here's the thing I know that that's not real but there are also these flying saucers that are flying around that are real but we can't that that's not real but there are also these flying saucers that are flying around that are real but we can't explain this that's real well we can't but i bet the aliens know the fucking science for sure these dumb humans this is not magic this is science yes i know obviously everything is magic until you learn what it was. If you brought a cell phone to someone in the 1700s,
Starting point is 00:41:48 they'd be like, this is a magical device. Or you brought an internal combustion engine to someone who's plying a field in the 1400s. They'd be like, this is a magic. Since there is a science behind it, wouldn't you say magic isn't real? That it's just an illusion? Once we understand how the science works, then it won't you say magic isn't real that it's in the that it's just an illusion once we we understand how this the science works then it won't be magic anymore but it is
Starting point is 00:42:10 but currently there's no magic but currently it is magic to us because we can't explain it it appears to be magic fair enough it appears i got drunk and i was having like some weird thoughts and i put that in the notes and i I stand by it. Did you grab some mushrooms? No, I stand by it. It is insane to me that every day I open up TikTok, and there's a new video of a flying saucer. The military is putting them out, you know? And I'm like, this is crazy. But it's real, but we can't explain it.
Starting point is 00:42:40 So, magic. It's kind of fun, because then it's like, well, if that is real, then maybe other magic is real. They have some sort of like anti-gravity machine or whatever. That's what they have. And then we were able to get it and then we were able to put it into boots then we could fly. And that would be magical, right? Then we'd be Superman. Magical. Very different.
Starting point is 00:42:58 That would be magic! I just want some anti-gravity boots. Is that too much to ask? It's not. I feel like you could get those for sure. No, you can't because we don't have that Stuff, you know, the closest you could get is those the things that you wear in the ocean that like shoot you around Yeah, I've done that. Oh cool. I hurt my the side of my body a lot. I fell a lot. I wasn't good at it Yeah, there is a new season of Love is Blind out. Did you see that? Oh, yeah. We saw it, but we didn't watch it. Did you watch it? I watched the first like
Starting point is 00:43:30 maybe two episodes. Okay. Um, I mean, you know, it's nothing earth shattering. It's the same that it's been for the past two seasons. I was just curious if you watched it. I'm just curious about this first couple. Like, it's not that I don't like it i do like it but it's just kind of always the same story in a sense you know what i mean two people talk through the wall find this great connection and then once they meet in real life and like real life happens around them or whatever like it just doesn't work yeah it's tough no love isn't blind i'm sorry it's just it's, it's not, it's not, it's really not. I'll watch it. You know, I love a good social experiment and that's what this is for sure. And I, and I do find it interesting to see like what it is people connect on when
Starting point is 00:44:17 looks aren't involved. You know what I mean? Totally. Like for some people it's, oh, we have so much in common. We're like the same person or for other people, I people it's, oh, we have so much in common. We're like the same person. Or for other people, I think it's, oh, this person balances me out. You know what I mean? So it's just, it's like a little fascinating to see that aspect of it, I guess. But then like, honestly, it's so entertaining how fucking superficial we are though. Because like when they do the reveal and they see each other, you can just tell when people are like, oh, but I can't do that, because that's so not me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:48 I know. Fascinating. Can I ask you a question? Sure. What kind of deodorant do you use? Men's deodorant. Oh, you do? I do. Is it a gel, or is it a stick? It's not a gel. It's a stick. It's clear, but it's solid. Okay. Yeah. Sarah wears
Starting point is 00:45:04 stick, and a lot of people, I noticed like down in paradise or whatnot, they use it. And I don't understand the stick thing, because then it gives you like these little white armpit boogers, like that are all, you know, and I have noticed this on screen. I would rather smell bad than have these little armpit bugs. I don't understand. Why are people using that? I don't know. I don't know. You know what I'm talking about, though. I know exactly what you're talking about
Starting point is 00:45:33 because I feel like this past week I saw several girls with it that were like laying down with their arms just like shamelessly up and it's very evident. And my whole thing is like I wear a lot of black clothing. So if you put on a black t-shirt
Starting point is 00:45:45 and you've already put on deodorant, like you're fucked. Yeah. Gotta get everywhere. Of all the crazy things that women do to make sure they look beautiful, you know, like the contouring of the nose and the eyelashes, everything.
Starting point is 00:45:58 And then armpits, you see, and then all of a sudden they're like, fuck it, I also have armpit boogs. I don't give a shit. That is insane to me. know i do you have friends that are country music stars okay yes and here's my thing why does every country music video why is it always the same thing it's always the same thing it's always this like they're pointing at the screen and Singing the words like it by a tractor or something. Do you know I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:46:41 Every every fucking video is like that It's so weird It's like they all got together And they were like you know what we're gonna do We're all gonna do the same video We're gonna mouth the words We're gonna point Have a lot of shots going up Shots going down
Starting point is 00:46:57 A lot of pointing Here's the thing Why fix something that ain't broken That's like country music's MO That's why all the songs sound the same A lot of pointing. Oh, yeah. Here's the thing. Why fix something that ain't broken? I guess. You know? That's like country music's M.O. That's why all the songs sound the same. Yeah. Same three chords, different song. I mean, it's like, you know, why fix it if everybody loves it?
Starting point is 00:47:15 Yeah. It's crazy to me, though. You want to do some voicemails? I would love to do some voicemails. Oh, let's do some voicemails. Hi, Viles. Hi, Brandy. My name is Myra. Hello, Myra.
Starting point is 00:47:26 I am originally from Brazil. Cool. But I lived here for 10 years. I love you guys so much. So much. So my favorite thing is every Wednesday morning I listen to you guys. Okay. So it's the first podcast I go
Starting point is 00:47:42 after The Bachelor. I think you are so funny. I agree. Wells think you are so funny. I agree. You can totally do a stand-up comedy, and I would go on a tour. And I think your opinions are the best, you guys. And I normally agree with all of them regarding Bachelor or Bachelorette. Wow. bachelor rap wow uh my least favorite thing is i always have a hard time finding where to leave a review in the podcast app i would like to do um fuck you very much yeah but i i cannot find it so that's it and i'm very good in technology so I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I cannot leave you guys a review. If I would, I would give it five stars.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Oh, thank you. Because you are my favorite. I love you guys so much. Your family is adorable. Brandy, I love them a lot. And Wells, you and Tara are the best. I just... Bye. Yeah, just cough right in the middle of her her i muted it no you didn't it muted on my end um that's so weird that was super sweet i love that her favorite thing is our show so i i don't
Starting point is 00:48:57 know if i should read the tagline for our show so people out there can get into that um can you give her any insight on leaving the review? I understand where her problem is. It's a simple fix. So when you subscribe to something, it always just shows up in your podcast, right? And I assume that she subscribes to it on iTunes. She shows the episode list. But if you go to shows on podcast and search our show and you scroll all the way down then you'll see
Starting point is 00:49:26 the stars in the review because the reviews really are for people who haven't listened to the show or don't you know subscribe pretend as if you're searching for it for the first time go to the end you can do the five stars and leave a fuck you very much Got it. Hey, welcome Brandy. I just wanted to let you know I love you guys so much. Thanks. It's very weird you know listening love you guys so much thanks um it's very weird
Starting point is 00:49:46 you know listening to you guys and then seeing all the people post about well your wedding and all the modern family getting together and i just thought it was so crazy seeing all over my feed when not many people know about you guys and me hearing all about it for the weeks to come leading up to the wedding. But anyways, just wanted to share some of my favorite things. I mean, I feel like people know about us, but okay. You know? What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:50:15 I feel like people know about us. I could be wrong. First is, besides you guys, I love, love, love the Morbid podcast. Besides you guys, I love, love, love the Morbid podcast. They are so amazing, and they do all of the spooky and scary and serial killer things. Elena, who is the co-host of the podcast, also just came out with a book that is top-rated on the New York Times right now. It's called The Blitzer and the Wren. Also so awesome.
Starting point is 00:50:45 And then some of my favorite music artists. I've got Shaky Graves. Love him. And then my all-time favorite, probably the Violent Femmes, since I grew up on them. Thank you so much for coming out with a podcast every week. Love listening to you guys. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Bye. All right. Violent Femmes. You are so judgmental about music taste. No, I like the Violent Femmes. Blister in the Sun. I can see the look on your face. You were like, oh, that's a decent one. Oh, that one's decent too. I love Shaky Graves too.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Shaky Graves, by the little known fact about Shaky Graves is that he was an actor before and he was on Friday Night Lights. Oh, what? Who was he on Friday Night Lights? I don't know. I never watched Friday Night Lights, but he was. I'm gonna have to look into that. I love that show.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Yeah. Texas forever. Hi, Pals and Brandy. It's Andrea. Hey, Andrea. Another contact from Utah. They grew up Mormon. Yes.
Starting point is 00:51:34 I just wanted to tell you in regards to the soaking, I am 30 and just found out about it. Okay. Could not stop laughing at Pals' reaction, as well as Brandy's. could not stop laughing at Wubbz's reaction as well as Brandy's. However, this is the first time I've heard about somebody jumping on the bed for the motion in the ocean. So,
Starting point is 00:51:52 it's a real thing. I think mostly it'd be why you're here. And that's it. And I think it's hilarious. Bye! Bye! Okay, so first of all, I posted that on my TikTok as well and so I got a lot of responses. And I thought that a lot of Mormons were going to be like,
Starting point is 00:52:09 this isn't fucking real. You're an idiot. Like, you're promoting, like, misinformation. And no, like, everyone was like, oh, it's real. It's a fucking thing. But I guess the one thing that we left out about the truth of it is it's big at BYU. Like, maybe it's not like all of it is it's big at BYU. Maybe it's not like all of Utah is doing, but at Brigham Young University, a lot of people are doing this thing, which is hilarious that it's localized to one college.
Starting point is 00:52:42 I also had several messages from people that were like, oh, yeah, this is a huge, huge thing. Some people apparently call it docking also. Yes, but do you know what docking really is? I do not. Okay. So I saw that too, and I was like, I'm going to blow your mind when I tell you what the real definition of docking is. See, I would assume it was a boat being docked.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Well, yeah, no. At the dock. It's not. It's when... I don't even know if I should do this. It's so fucking weird. But it's a thing. Real docking is when two guys
Starting point is 00:53:16 Oh no. put their peepees together. Oh no. No no. And one peepee goes inside the other peepee. That is not possible. Look it up, dude. There one peepee goes inside the other peepee. That is not possible. Look it up, dude. There's no fucking way. I'm telling you, some guys have big urethras, I suppose.
Starting point is 00:53:31 I don't know. No. That's what it is. I'm telling you. I'm telling you that's what it is. Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary. Yikes. Maybe don't.
Starting point is 00:53:39 I don't think I need to. I think that was enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now you know. Oh, man. I'll tell was enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now you know. Oh, man. I'll tell you what. I have been, like, obsessed with this kid Josiah and the Bonnevilles. I guess he was on American Idol. I found him on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:53:53 I guess he was on American Idol. And I originally played the song that, um, it was, like, a Justin Bieber cover that was so good. I think it was Ghosts. The Justin Bieber song. Oh, yeah. I remember that. And he's got new music coming out that looks so good, that sounds so good. I'm going to play some Josiah and the Bonnevilles for you guys. 21, 32, take it to your time.
Starting point is 00:54:31 That's forever sad, maybe you and I. There's a blood moon way up in the sky. Blood in my nose, blood in my eyes. The moon orange in an orange bar light. You and me, baby, in the Bonnevilles. It's a song called Blood Moon. He's got some new music coming out. And when that comes out, I'll be playing it on the show as well. Because I'm a big fan of his. Dude, if you're listening, you come to L.A., let me know know i want to come to that show he lives in nashville i think so you should go see him oh he does yeah i really like that a lot
Starting point is 00:55:12 yeah it's like very tyler childers good lyricism he's got a very unique voice big fan i love that did we play this new zach bryan song last week, but it's so funny. It came up on my release radar. It's called Starved. We're laying on the roof of my car Feeling young, feeling up, feeling starved Of all the things that a moment can't be. This one's best kept in memory. The purest parts of my heart are you and me. Very good.
Starting point is 00:56:02 Love. Love. All right, you got anything else? That's all I got. That's all you got? You got anything big coming up? Halloween, baby! Oh, yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:56:11 How did you forget? It's coming down to the wire. My costume is, like, in route, but not here yet, man. Ooh, that's the worst. I know. Yeah, I'm excited. It's my favorite holiday. You know, after this one, the other holidays are just meh.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Yeah. Thanksgiving's pretty fun. It's fine. It's all right. Halloween's the other holidays are just meh. Yeah. Thanksgiving is pretty fun. It's fine. It's all right. Halloween is the best. So I'm excited. I am DJing at Solo House in Nashville this weekend. Cool.
Starting point is 00:56:32 So if you're a member or know a member that can buy you a ticket, come on down. It's going to be a fun night. And then not too long from now, I'm heading down to Mexico City in a few weeks. Oh, I've heard great things about Mexico City. Same. I've never been. I loved visiting Monterey, Mexico earlier this year, and I heard that Mexico City is just a much bigger, cooler, more awesome Monterey.
Starting point is 00:56:58 So I'm super excited about that. If you guys have any recommendations of places I need to go, things I need to see, places I need to eat, please DM me. I would love your recs. Okay, YFTers, we love you. If you want to call into the hotline, the number is 858-630-1856. Again, 858-630-1856. Sweet. Sweet. All right. Everyone, go look up the Urban Dictionary for docking.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Don't do that. Get back to me. See you guys later. Love ya. Bye. Bye. When I go walking, I strut my stuff And I'm so strung out I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out When I'm walking, I strut my stuff
Starting point is 00:57:52 Can I play this song on the guitar? Yeah, I can. It's pretty easy. No big deal. NBD. NBD.

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