Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Reverse Missionary

Episode Date: November 6, 2019

This week on YFT, Brandi gives some juicy insight into her brother’s wedding and her always incredible Halloween party, while Wells provides his thoughts on donkey reproduction, sneaker fashion, and the newly-discovered reverse missionary position. The Cyrus family is truly thriving at the moment between Noah’s new music, Brandi’s expanding donkey family, and Braison’s wedding, but Wells has a few thoughts to share on Miley’s recent PDA-packed Instagram activity. The hosts discuss one of their new favorite phrases as well as a new fave sex position, how sewing machines work (or is it wizardry?), the sexiest first date drinks, and their representative versus true selves. Look out for Wells at the People's Choice Awards official pre-show where he may be rocking a garden party chic look, and catch Brandi in Austin this weekend or on Kaitlyn Bristowe’s Fall Crawl! And be sure to follow @WellsAdams on Spotify and tweet us if you want the merch, yo! Thanks to our awesome sponsors. Check out these deals for our YFT-ers! THIRDLOVE– Go to ThirdLove.com/YFT for 15% off your first purchase MEUNDIES– To get 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to MeUndies.com/YFT

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Hello. What's up? Oh, no. My microphone's limp. Huh? My microphone is limp like an old man's penis. You're really on the like

penis slash sex train. No I'm not. It scares me. I don't want to get into that yet because I want to do that later. It freaks me well. Why? I don't know. I'm like thinking of you in that aspect. It freaks me. Okay, well, we'll get to reverse missionary a little bit later in the show.

Oh, dreading. It's like the thing that's making me laugh the most recently, and I just need to talk about it. Because logistically, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense. But anyways, that's coming up. It's coming up soon. A little tease. We've got to start the show with your brother got married, it looks't make a whole lot of sense. But anyways, that's coming up. So it's coming up soon. Little tease. We got to start the show with your brother got married. It looks like.

I know. Now, this is the second Cyrus wedding that I haven't been invited to. So this one was very small. And have you ever met Brazen? Yes, I bowled with him. Oh, he was there for that? Wow. He's such a recluse.

I'm surprised he came. I wanted to talk about it last week. You were bold with him. Oh, he was there for that? Wow. He's such a recluse. I'm surprised he came. I wanted to talk about it last week. Brazen is just like kind of a more private person than the rest of us, I feel. But he has been posting about it on his Instagram, but I haven't seen any of my other family members mention it. So I didn't want to be the one to like put it on blast and then like a helicopter show up or something. Yeah.

So I just kept my mouth shut last week. But yes, Brazen tied the knot. I can't believe my baby brother is married before Trace and I. It's just weird. Yeah. How does that make you feel? Is your biological clock alarm going off right now? I'm glad I waited till I was older.

Yeah. Brazen, out of all of us, he's like the more traditional human. You know what I mean? Like he loves just being at home and staying home with Stella and their three dogs. And he like grows his own herbs in the garden and has his own chickens and like has farm eggs. Like he's so crazy. He's just some normal. So I guess it makes sense that he got married at 25, like a lot of the rest of the world, I suppose. But it was really great. It was a very, very small wedding.

I would say like maybe 60 people. And it's funny because big weddings terrify me. I always thought like even 60 sounds like a lot, but I have to say it was the perfect size wedding in my opinion. Oh, wow. Yeah. Because it was enough people that it felt like an event, but it wasn't too many people were like, I think Brazen and Stella probably got to talk to every single person there and feel like they got to spend time with everybody without overwhelming themselves and not enjoying the wedding. Yeah. Yeah.

It was really beautiful. And they got so freaking lucky on weather. My mom and I this whole time have been like, why would they pick November? It's going to rain the whole day. It's going to be cold and freezing. This sounds horrible. And then they really lucked out. It was sunny. It was going to rain the whole day. It's going to be a cold and freezing. Like this sounds horrible. And then they really lucked out. It was sunny. It was a little chilly, but it was an absolutely beautiful day. And they, it just could not have done better. Do you like your

sister-in-law? I do. I haven't spent as much time with her as I would like to, but she's awesome. She's really into like fashion and interior design and stuff, which is a lot of the things I'm into. So we actually have a lot in common. And whenever we chat, we like totally can talk about all those things. And it's not weird or awkward. Like she's so sweet. And it's so funny.

I just brazen. Like I said, he's just so private and doesn't really like talk about things. So to see him stand up there and just like his vows were the sweetest things I've ever heard in my whole life. Like to hear just how much he loves her and for him to stand up in front of people and talk and say that like was just the coolest thing, you know? Yeah. So speaking of brazen's wedding, well, this might be TMI, but I had to wear an actual real bra to the wedding. I like don't do that often. It's like special occasions for me when I wear a real bra.

And I put on my third love bra that I love so much. It always comes in clutch for me when I need a little extra support and when I need to look nice. We don't wear bras every day. I am a sports bra gal. If I can get away with it, it's just I don't know if I'm on the farm doing farm work, riding horses like that's kind of my go-to because real bras, you know, can be really uncomfortable, but truly I am in a position where I'm forced to wear real bra. Truly the two third love bras that I own are my absolutely favorite bras. They're so comfortable. I have one that's white and one that's black, so I can put one underneath anything. And I just wore a really simple turtleneck sweater dress to the wedding, but I needed my boobs to not look flat in it. So I put on one of my pushup bras from third love. It really is a great company. They have a fit quiz on their website and they have

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Speaking of Cyrus's in love, you don't have to say anything about it, but like it's just all over the place. Your sister seems like she's got a new boyfriend. It seems like it, huh? I mean, like it's just a lot on Instagram. I'm going to say it. All right. And if she was in the room right now, I'd be like, Miley, it's a lot of PDA. just it's just a lot on instagram i'm gonna say it all right and if she was in the room or not i'd be like miley it's a lot of pda okay it's a lot i'm engaged and i don't throw out that much pda so you know yeah i mean i guess some people love the pda and some don't i

am not comfortable with my own pda like i remember when ryan and i went to yale so we posted a couple photos and i had to do like the carousel for two photos because i didn't want to put the one of us kissing first because that just felt very out there but i put it second and i remember sarah commented and was like i know you're not trying to be all pda but can we please have the kissy photo first next time yeah well i feel like people do love that people love love people do love love i don't know i'm just waiting for like i don't like a boob a boob or a ball to pop out one of these pictures so i'm saying okay oh lord i mean it could it's

waiting for it um it could it could i feel like i feel like a ball could come out at any moment what is that guy's name hold on one second my computer's freaking out yeah it's having a serious problem i know why it's because my memory is almost full oh really yeah and i just like can't be bothered to go through and delete things who can be bothered doing that i don't even do that i just go buy a new computer it's just i don't know guys i don't know how to fix this let's just get a new one all right i do the exact same thing but it's a little too soon for me to justify doing that this one's not that old oh really yeah and i got it like three years ago i feel like to justify doing that. This one's not that old. Oh, really?

Yeah, and I got it like three years ago. I feel like that's not that old. No, it's not. When you go, you're always like, well, let's save some money with the memory, but don't do it. All right? I know. However much memory you can get, get that. Yeah, I need to do that next time because it really messes with my operating system.

Yeah. Okay, I'm just going to quit. I closed a few things, I think right okay continue yeah no i was just saying that like it seems like everyone everyone in the cyrus family is in love i guess except for for noah i don't know what's happening with noah she's just at that age where relationships are just so hard yeah um and she's gone through so much heartbreak but she I feel like lately Noah has really begun to stand on her own two feet and she is finally at a place

where I think she's very confident not having a boyfriend and being on her own and just working on herself and working on her music and doing her own thing and I think that's really cool yeah I mean she's at the age of just fuck boyery you know like you're just around a lot of

fuck fuck boys i know it must be really hard could you imagine being her age now with all the instagram bullshit and trying to date it just sounds real terrible i will say this though in my curated for you mixes one of her song came up in my like sad bastard mix. And when something comes up that I'm like, I'm not really familiar with, I like go and I put it into a file on Spotify. And I was amazed to find out that it was a Noah Cyrus song. And I don't know. Which one was it? Was it Lonely or July?

July. Have we played July on the show? We have. It's my favorite song she's put out so far. Yeah. So good. I was playing golf yesterday and I always have to have my music playing in that song. I was like, what is this? Anyway, so

good job, Noah. Yeah, you know what? John Mayer actually posted about July and so did Ryan Tedder, which are two people highly respected in the music business especially by me. Obviously, you know my love for John Mayer, but I also think Ryan Tedder is a fabulous songwriter.

So I thought that was pretty cool. I fangirled really hard for Noah when I saw both those Instagram posts go up. Yeah, that's amazing. Well, anyway, it seems like everyone in the Cyrus family is doing just great. So that makes me happy. Everyone's thriving. It's really great. Yeah.

Do you want to start the show? We probably should, yeah. I don't know whose turn it is. I don't know. Maybe you should just go. Buckle your seatbelts, boys and girls. Bros and hoes. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy.

Buckle your seatbelts has really stuck, huh? Well, a lot of people say, like, stop trying to make that a thing. And, you know, it's fetch, yo. Oh! That does not get a ding. Yeah. It's fine, though. Stop trying to make fetch happen.

I know. So tell me all about it. How was your Halloween party? Oh, my gosh. It was so great. It was one of those times where it was so great that I really didn't even ever have my phone on me to take any kind of content at all. So you're going to have to, well, I'm sure it's gone now. I let everybody else do the contenting that night, but it was fabulous.

I feel like I originally had legitimately like 95 people on the guest list and that stressed me out that had the thought of having almost a hundred people in my house. And only I would say about like 45 to 50 showed up, which was great because it was manageable. Like it was still lit, but not like my house was getting trashed. So it was awesome. And it peaked early, which is great for me. Cause I'm a grandma. I would say from like 11 to 1230 was the littest hour of the night. That was also the hour that my mom showed up, which couldn't believe my mom came out of the house past eight o'clock. And Noah was there and Trace. It was really fabulous. It was a great group, had a great time, had two photo booths

this year, took some really great Instagram posts in front of those. But stories, I really didn't do much of that because I was having so much fun. I think that's good. I've now been to a couple like the engagement party. And then we went to a party there tonight. It's a little more expensive. But if you get a photographer there, it makes things so much easier. Yeah, that's so true. You know, they get like the candid pictures of you talking with people. You don't you can like be present in the moment, not be, you know, on your phone the phone the entire time so yeah and i should do that next year for sure yeah just you know throw a couple hundred bucks or whatever to somebody and uh yeah photographer out there that's a great idea actually well thank you you're welcome did derrick paith show up no he did not

and i was i know it's funny because when you said that I immediately texted him obviously and said well said you're not coming what's going on here and he said that his boss or it was making them come into work the next day and then he just couldn't come and I was like crushed because I was really banking on him and Olivia to have some sort of drama yeah why are you trying to perpetuate that it's not that that I'm trying to perpetuate it's that at halloween there's always drama and there's always that one time like what two years ago there was a fight that becca becca tilly wasn't even involved but it was somehow about her and it was just like the talk of the town for like over a year and i just wanted something to happen so everyone would talk

about my party again for a whole nother year i remember that fight yeah see that was because becca wouldn't come out of character and someone was so funny it was great so weird and funny yeah speaking of becca tilly her co-host on scrubbing in tanya rad who's also on the ryan seacrest show her and i are doing the people's choice awards pre-show for e that Oh, sick! That's pretty cool. I know, I was excited. I didn't know that was, because normally she does red carpet and then like I've been doing sit at the desk, whatever talk,

and I saw that she's going to be hosting it. So I don't know if she's going to be on the carpet or not, or if it's just going to be like her and I like chilling out behind the desk, but I hope it is because she's a lot of fun to work with. Yeah, she's awesome. That's cool. Proud of you.

Yeah, thanks, dude. And then the next- Can't wait to see your fashion. What do you wear to a People's Choice work? Because I feel like it's not like black tie Emmys stuff, you know? No, it's more casual for sure. Maybe I'll go garden party chic, bro. I was going to say that. Yeah.

Garden party chic, yeah. Got any fave things, yo? Huh. Well. Okay. This is going to be totally unrelatable. Wow. Can't wait.

I rescued some donkeys this past week. I've been seeing these on your story, and I assume they were Miley's because she's like a zookeeper. Yeah. I mean, at this point, it's like what's Miley's is mine and what's mine is Miley's, you know? Yeah. To be completely exact, I rescued one and she rescued five. So we've got six total. Wait, what?

Yeah. You got six donkeys? I've got six donkeys. So I've had three of them got delivered on Thursday. Two more got delivered today and one more is coming tomorrow. So six total. What do you do with donkeys? Do they carry shit for you or they just kind of hang around?

They're chilling. They have gone to donkey heaven. they are living the good life they're just eating grass and hanging out they're just living a great life after being cattle prodded and used for horrible purposes and they were headed for slaughter and now they're living the dream yeah but like what were they working on before like were they on like some sort of west world sets where they were like pulling uh organ trailers better i think that would have been better than where these donkeys came from these donkeys came from this horrible man that collects donkeys he literally had like 100 of them he like collects donkeys probably gets them for free off facebook and stuff because

people are always giving donkeys away which is so. But like collects these donkeys and uses them in some sort of rodeo thing. I'm not familiar with rodeo activities. I'm not just that's not my thing. So I don't really know exactly what they're being used for. But I know they were used as some sort of bait for I don't know if it was like team penning or some rodeo thing. I don't know. And I know that all these donkeys have little marks on them where he was prodding them with like the cattle prodders. They were not treated well. Why is there a surplus of donkeys out there? Why are people giving,

people are giving away like washing machines, printers and donkeys on Facebook. They truly are. They really are. It's crazy. I don't know, I guess people like, I don't think people get them fixed. And so they just breed like crazy

and people are really irresponsible about it. And then they just end up with too many donkeys and start giving them away. But then they end up in the hands of people like this horrible man who uses them and then uses them all year in the rodeo stuff, probably makes money on it, and then sells them to slaughter at the end of the year. It's absolutely horrible. Wait, wait. I thought donkeys couldn't reproduce. What do you mean? What is it? When a horse and a donkey are mated they make they make something a mule oh a mule mules can't reproduce yes they can oh i thought they couldn't i think you're thinking of when you castrate a

male it's a gelding no no no no no i what the fuck do i know but i was taught that when you mate a donkey and a horse and whatever that is you can't mate because it's like what is it it can't it definitely can okay let's i'm gonna google it real quick it doesn't magically make its testicles disappear when you when you cross that they still have testicles okay hold on looking it up you're insane a mule is the offspring of a male donkey a jack and a and a female horse, a mare. Mules can be either male or female, but because of the odd number of chromosomes, they can't reproduce. I know more about fucking farm shit than Brandi. You definitely don't.

I know, but I was right about that. That's so weird, though. So this woman that I rescued these from, she was adamant. She will not give me any females because she thinks because I have two stallion mini horses and she thinks like if she gives me a female, there's a possibility that my little tiny mini horses are going to mate with the females, which is nuts. Never going to happen. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying the mule can't reproduce. Interesting.

When a horse and a donkey make a mule, a mule can't reproduce with like a horse or a donkey or a mini horse or an alpaca or whatever. But that doesn't make sense because one of my donkeys is a pony mule. Bomb was a pony and his dad was a mule. I don't fucking know, dude. I don't know. I don't know either. my donkeys is a pony mule. Mom was a pony and his dad was a mule. I don't fucking know, dude. I don't know. I don't know either.

But all I know is that's what Google said. So I got to ask my vet. So you got six fucking donkeys. Yeah, they're great. But what do you do with them? They just hang. They hang.

They're like companions for my horses and stuff. Do they, do you ride them? Can you ride? Oh, you actually technically can ride standard size mules, I believe. But ours are not like that. Ours are small.

Can they pull some sort of Oregon Trail thing around? They could, but they're not gonna. Well, you gotta put them to work. No, they're chilling. It's a rescue. All right. They're chilling. Well, good job.

Way to go. Way to save donkeys. So to circle back there after that whole diversion, my new favorite thing are donkeys. I've had horses my whole life. I've never had my own donkey. I've never been around them. I don't know much about them, but they are freaking awesome.

They're so cuddly and so sweet. They're so low maintenance. They don't need anything but water, basically, and some grass or hay. They're so awesome. Can you name one of them? Uh, well, no, Miley named. So we have, we got two mini donkeys. They got here first and Miley named them DJ and BJ. I'm going to go ahead and say it. I'm sorry. I love your sister, but she's terrible at naming animals. BJ. Yeah. It's bj yeah it's funny why i don't know because it means blowjob i know i know i thought you would like that i thought that would i thought that sounded something like wells would love i know but like i know but like knowing that it came from like an abuse abusing owner it just makes me creeped out you know like what was he doing before? So DJ and BJ, Miley named him,

not the owner. And then my little Palomino, I can't decide on a name for him. Okay, his buddy that's coming tomorrow is named Buckley. And I think that's so cute because I love Jeff Buckley. So the gold one, I wanted to name Bowie and everyone's hating on it. Why don't you name him Jeff? So then there's Jeff Buckley. Because Jeff is a horrible name for a donkey. Why? It's hilarious. It's hilarious. Jeffrey?

I hate it. All right. What about Darren? Also hate it. It's so funny though. Because it's just like a normal guy's name, but it's a donkey. I know. I hate that.

I hate when people name dogs normal guy's name. Oh, okay. Because my dog's name is Carl. All right. Do you have any more donkey news? Or did we do, we did like 17 minutes on donkeys. Yeah, I probably exhausted the donkey conversation. What's your new favorite thing?

Honestly, my new favorite thing is the reverse missionary position. Oh, I knew this was going to happen. Okay. I don't know how. Is did you and sarah try it no no no no no i don't think i can do it okay so i came across like a meme of the picture yeah the picture and so i i guess we can we'll post on instagram the reverse missionary position is where a guy is on his back with his knees back, like as if, you know, like when a girl's in a missionary position, how their knees are, you know? But the guy is like that, and then the girl is standing over him. I saw a meme of that picture, and the guy was like, hey, bros, my girlfriend made me do the reverse missionary position, and now she's like slapping me around and make me like get her food and stuff. Don't try it.

And I was like, oh, my God. And then, you know, I don't know how it happened, but like somehow I saw a video of it. It just came, you know, whatever. Don't worry about how it happened. But it happened where I saw a video and it's a real thing. And don't worry about how it happened. Maybe that's having some me time. I don't know what's happening. Don't worry about how I found it.'s having some me time. I don't know what's happening.

Don't worry about how I found it. Okay. But I, is Sarah out of town? No, I just, once I knew, once I saw that it was a thing,

I had to see if it's a thing thing and it's a thing. So now it's your new favorite thing. I'm sorry. Like, let's just, I'm just trying to figure out how it works. I think you have to have a really long wang chung. It needs to have an upward curve to make it work.

And you're so vulnerable as the main man. Your butt's up in the air. Reverse missionary position is my new favorite thing. Just figuring out someone's doing this. People are out there trying this out. And... Oh, for sure. Yes, absolutely. And I don't know how it's happening.

And I don't know why it's happening. But I just like the love of that this happening and that we live in a time, 2019 is so woke that we the reverse missionary is happening in the world. Go to our Instagram

and look at the picture. It's just so funny. And so I'm in like a group chat with like everyone from Paradise this year. And like kind of like the funny thing to do is to kind of shit on dylan just because oh but dylan's the best no i know he's like but he's like such a nice guy that like making fun of him's like super easy that's horrible like demi makes fun of him a lot dylan also is pretty funny on twitter i sent to the group chat by the way this is how hannah and dylan have sex and everyone's like oh my god dylan oh my god and then um we got off topic oh because taj juan

remember the taj yes she like went on twitter was i'm about to spill the tea on like all this stuff and everyone was what is she gonna talk about she was there for like 17 hours but i was like guys guys guys i don't want us to lose sight for what's important is that dylan does the reverse missionary you are horrible and then and then dylan hannah like went live and we request requested to be on the live thing and uh dylan was asking about it sarah do you know what wells is texting to all of us and sarah's like yeah i know it's hilarious and then Dylan went and photoshopped my face on the reverse missionary thing that's the one you should post yeah yeah so that's what I'll send out anyways I just don't know what to say other than like logistically I just don't understand

how it works you got to have a real bendy ween and I don't know where your balls were going in this whole situation well maybe some of our wife tears have tried it and could write to us and let us know how it's going. Yeah. As I get older, I'm starting to not hear as well. And I don't know if it's because I'm older or I'm just not paying attention as much. Okay, so case in point, you were in an Uber a while back

and the guy like said something and I was like, what? And then I looked at Sarah and she was like, I don't know. And so I was like, what did you say? And he's like, and I was like, what? And then I looked at Sarah and she was like, I don't know. And so I was like, what did you say? And he's like, and it was like mumbling. And I couldn't understand what he was saying. And then we went and got lunch with my buddy Borne and JP. I was telling them about this and Borne's, don't worry. I've got a fix for this.

What is it? He goes, whenever you can't understand something that people say, but you don't really care to respond. If you say, I don't know, man, that works every single time. Does it? Yes. Whatever anyone says, you say, I don't know, man. It works.

I'm going to have to try this out because I'm completely deaf from my mom taking me to concerts as a child and standing me next to the speaker. And this happens to me all the time where I can't ever understand anything anyone's ever saying. And I always feel like I have to have people repeat themselves and I feel horrible about it. Yeah, I don't know, man. I'm going to try it out. Not bad. It works. Not bad.

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trial. That's even more savings. That's ShipStation.com. Code your favorite thing. Do it. I have no idea how sewing machines work, Brandy. What do you mean? It's a needle that goes up and down, up and down, up and down. But then, but how does it go? Like when you sew clothes, you put the needle down and then you bring it back up and down and up. But the sewing machine just has one string at the top and just, and for somehow it makes a perfect up and down. I don't know how that works. Is there another needle below it that's sending that the string back up? What's happening with sewing machines?

I don't know. I know you don't know. I don't know if anyone knows. It's some sort of wizardry that's happening. All this like just accept that sewing machines work, but no one knows how they fucking work. work you know i can't say i've ever used a sewing machine have you yeah i yeah do tell my grandma uh-huh rest her soul she was a real estate lady but she also did sewing for hollywood on the side so when we'd go to like visit her, she's like, fuck,

put us to work. We'd like learn to sew, make Afghans and stuff. I don't know. It was a thing we did. It's great for you. Here's something. So dumb.

This is a fashion thing. So maybe you can. Oh boy. You can come in on this. When someone wears running shoes with skinny jeans, you look dumb. Like it doesn't make any sense. You mean a girl or a guy i think both it just looks confusing you almost finished getting dressed you know you know who's gonna hate that you said that who tish the dish does she wear skinny jeans with tennis shoes

constant yeah it doesn't work you gotta put on like a boot or something, you know? See, here's the thing is sneakers are so on trend right now and like athletic wear that it actually is like, if you do it right, it's actually kind of fashion if you wear running shoes with skinny jeans. No. Although, to be fair, skinny jeans are out. Straight leg jeans are in, but.

Are they? Yes. Shoot, I was really holding on to that skinny jean thing. Straight leg jeans are in, but. Are they? Yes. Shoot. I was really holding on to that skinny jean thing. I would say if you have on running shoes and you have on a straight leg jean, it probably looks better than if you have on a skinny jean. Totally. I think, yeah, you can totally wear normal jeans and tennis shoes, but skinny jeans in the tennis shoes, it just looks like you got all dressed up and then you had to like rush out the door and those are the shoes right next to the door. You know?

Or maybe they just want to be comfortable. Oh, I have another Sadam. Let's hear it. You know, car phone holders, you know, it's like the rage. So the new one is it goes into a cup holder. Have you seen those? I think Tish has this. That is Sadam because you're giving away a cup holder is priceless real estate in the car.

You know? It is. You're right. You're giving it up for a phone thing when they have the suction cup to the window. It already exists. Well, that's so dorky, though. What? So dorky.

But the cup holder is important. It is important. They also have the ones that go on the air vent. I feel like that's the one. Yeah. Sarah got the one with the air vent, but it falls out all the time. Mine doesn't. Well, you know what?

I've got the suction cup one, and you know what? Work. Never fails. I can't be driving around my badass Jeep Wrangler with a suction cup phone holder. Why not? Because that's sdorky. Yeah, well, it's not as sdorky as skinny jeans with tennis shoes. That's all I'm saying.

I don't know. I would say it probably rivals it. I feel like skinny jeans with tennis shoes. That's all I'm saying. I don't know. I would say it probably rivals it. I feel like I just did a bunch. You need to do something. Oh, Lord. You are on one today. You got nothing, do you?

You are really on one. Dude, my shoulders hurt right now. You know that? Mine do, too. Well, because I'm carrying this show. Well, mine hurt, so maybe I am. Brandi comes to work with donkeys. That's her contribution. I love donkeys.

I do too. They're awesome. And people need to know how freaking awesome donkeys are, okay? People need to know. Okay. Also, I served some steamy hot tea with deets from Brazen's Wedding that you're not going to get anywhere else, okay? I guess. I watched a bad good movie or a good bad movie.

A good bad movie, okay. It's called Time Trap. Sounds horrible. Fair. Time Trap. A group of students become trapped inside a mysterious cave where they discover time passes differently underground than on the surface. cave where they discover time passes differently underground than on the surface time trap directed by ben foster and mark dennis starring owen wilson's brother luke wilson no the less known wilson there's another one andrew wilson no okay so it's one

of those movies that like it's you're're wondering if at some point it's going to turn into a porn, you know? But it doesn't. It's like movies that are made on the SyFy channel, you know? Not the movies SyFy channel airs. The movies and shows that SyFy channel has created. So this is on the SyFy channel? No, it's on Netflix right now. And I got gotta be honest with

you there's some like really good dialogue and then some dialogue you're like okay the graphics aren't super rad but i will say watch it from tip to tail and i loved the ending really loved it as long as like you don't go and expecting like avatar graphics and stuff like that, I think you'll really enjoy it. Okay. Maybe I'll give it a try. I love sci-fi. It's time travel, kinda. There are aliens.

Oh, I love aliens. There are spaceships. There are cavemen. There are Spaniards from the Cortez era. That doesn't make sense. It really scratches every itch you got. That's all I'm Cortez era. It just. That doesn't make sense. It really scratches every itch you got. That's all I'm going to say.

All right. Very interesting. So check it out. Have you heard about the Game of Thrones prequel that's been approved by HBO? Yeah, I heard about it. And I heard that Naomi Watts is going to be involved. No, no, no. So they axed

that one oh they did well catch up on your game of thrones news sorry so they axed the one that naomi was i think they shot a pilot and everything and then they've totally axed it and now they've approved straight to series without even a pilot approved one that's all about the targaryens which actually sounds better than the one they were doing before. Alright, I'm fine. So Naomi Watts is out. Yeah, she's out. And that's so crazy because they really went to town on

kind of promoting that. They definitely weren't hiding the fact. They had her doing press and stuff about it. It's crazy. Yeah. And then they totally just cancelled it. But I'm so glad that they ordered one straight to series so because that'll mean they'll have it'll come out a lot faster like if they were gonna shoot a whole nother pilot before they even ordered a series that was gonna take years and

that just sounds awful so i think if they're gonna shoot straight to series i would like to think that we'll have a game another the game of thrones prequel coming out like in in like a year or so wouldn't you think yeah i think it's good to not go with like Naomi Watts like a really well-known name and like that's what Game of Thrones was effectively was new up-and-coming actors that became like gigantic actors I think I like that better discovering new talent I would agree with that all right well I'm excited about that I know I've always been very fascinated with all of the backstory of the Targaryen history. So I think that that was the right move as opposed to the Starks. I don't know.

The Starks history is just very normal. And the Targaryen's history is just so scandalous. Yeah, I don't know, man. You suck. See, it worked though, didn't it? I can't even believe you did it to me. See if you can lurk it in. If you lurk it in by the end of the episode, I'll be proud of you.

I'll try. Okay. We went to a party the other night and we were talking to some of Sarah's friends and I had never met them. So they were asking all about the engagement, how we did it, living together and everything. They were talking about a really funny concept that I had never heard of before. So when you first start dating someone, you're really not sending yourself on the dates. You're sending yourself representative.

I could see that. You know, you're kind of just you're sending the best version of you. You're sending the version of you that goes on like job interviews. Oh, totally. And then you get into the relationship and all of a sudden the representative is no longer needed and the actual you comes out. Okay. When we were talking to this couple,

I really like to go out a lot and Sarah doesn't and he's like same. I actually, he's like, oh, I don't really love going out, but I like going out with her because if we go out with the people, then representative her has to come. You know, like normal her can't come, but I like to hang out with her because if we go out with the people then representative her has to come you know like normal her can't come but i i like to hang out with representative her oh yes i do enjoy

representative sarah but representative sarah is also can teeter on had too many drinks sarah and then that sarah is new york sarah so there's's Representative Sarah and then there's New York Sarah. And New York Sarah, it can be scary, you know? Oh. You know, like don't mess like, hey, I'm walking here, Sarah. That, you know, it's a fine line. You got to walk that fine line. I don't know if I have a representative for me. And she was like, yeah, you don't.

I think I have like a business representative. I know I have that. And then I'm just grumpy in the morning. Is there a representative brand that goes out? Oh, for sure. Yeah. Abso-freaking-lutely. Because everybody always just assumes that I am an extrovert and I'm so social because I'm really great at talking to people.

But that is representative brandy. to talking to people. But that is representative Brandy. Real Brandy wants to be alone in my house by myself in my bed with my dogs watching Netflix and not talking to anybody. And I don't know. Like, I just it's funny, like the perception people have of you. I can be social, but I would never say that I'm a social person. Yeah.

But I turn that on in social situations because you gotta. I just love the idea of representative. Yeah. But I turn that on in social situations because you gotta. I just love the idea of representative. Yeah. I feel like I have to be representative Brandy more than I have to be actual Brandy, which is kind of sad now that I'm saying it out loud. Yeah. And that's tough. R.I.P. to Rudy from season one of The Survivor. He's dead now.

The Survivor? The show Survivor. That show's been on for a million years. I know. And Rudy is now dead. Apparently, he was not a survivor. Yeah, I don't know, man. Yeah!

I knew you were going to come at it right then. I really don't know about that show. Yeah, I don't know either, man. According to a new survey, farmers have more sex than any other profession, with a third of farmers claiming they have sex at least once a day. I don't believe that shit because farming is hard. Not that I even farm, but it's like I get a taste of it. And you're so freaking tired at the end of the day. There's no way those people are having tons of sex.

Can we ask the farmers if they're having sex with humans oh my god come on come on that was funny horrible i know it's funny you've really got sex on the brain these days i'm concerned do you want to hear the other professions that have the most sex? I would love to. Coming in at number five, it's a tie actually between lawyers and teachers. Okay. Number four, advertising. That makes sense because advertisers are great at representative them, you know? Yeah. Number three is hairdresser huh you know i was talking about the other day about barbers and chefs that if your barber doesn't have super dope hair a cool beard and like a way too many tattoos don't have them cut your hair and same with a chef and a rock what if they don't have a great beard and great hair don't let them cook for you and like a bunch of weird tattoos

rock stars chefs and barbers all have to look the same if they're going to be any good at what they a great beard and great hair. Don't let them cook for you. And like a bunch of weird tattoos. Rock stars, chefs, and barbers all have to look the same if they're going to be any good at what they do. Why do chefs have to have tattoos? Have you ever noticed like really good chefs

have like all like weird tattoos, like a knife tattoo? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They do. But I can't say that I know many chefs. So. There you go.

Anthony Bourdain is a good example of that. He had a bunch of tattoos. He looked cool. Anyways. Number two, architect. Huh. Very interesting. They're building bridges to sex. And number one, farmers.

Farmers. I just really find that hard to believe. You don't have to be lonely at FarmersOnly.com. That's funny. Yeah, I don't know,Only.com. Com. Ha ha. That's funny. Yeah, I don't know, man. No. Going back to your Halloween thing.

Were you Simple Life or were you an alien? Both. So on actual Halloween, there was a party downtown at a club that we were all going to. It was literally like a group of me and a bunch of friends and Miley and my mom. And like, we were all just going out long story short. We went to the club and ended up not staying for more than two minutes and left. But the important thing is that I got a really great Instagram post out of it. And Olivia Caridi and I were Paris and Nicole. We've called ourselves Paris and Nicole for years. And we've always said we wanted to be the simple life for Halloween. And we finally did it. And it's killed on Insta, I must say. And then the next night for my Halloween party, I really wanted to do like

a crazy makeup and wig thing because that's like the best part about Halloween. And so I was a slutty alien the next night. And I actually had two friends that were also slutty alien. So I had a little slutty alien crew. Wow you probe anybody no my boyfriend wasn't here okay my only complaint with your simple life thing was you have a barn in i know it's the real life simple life i know but just get the pitchfork you got a rake oh no that what i had is a pitchfork that's not what's in the picture, bro. That's a metal pitchfork. And we don't use those in this barn because they're dangerous for the animals. Oh, my God. But it's important that it looks like the picture.

You know what? I didn't have it. And Olivia ran all over town for two days straight. She was so committed to her costume. And I pulled mine out of my ass the day of. I was like, I'm not buying anything for this. I'm not going out of my way to do this. I have overalls in the closet and I got a pitchfork in the barn and calling it a day.

All right. So you're lazy. Yeah, but I really committed to the alien. Yeah. Okay. I'll give you that. They were pretty good, but they were no Freddie and Bowie. We were all freaking about Freddie and Bowie.

Who's we were all? Like I showed the picture you guys posted to everyone at the party and we were all like, oh, it's so good. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I was sad that Bowie and Freddie were not at my party. I know. I know.

On my photo booth drop out, drop back, backdrop. I can't speak. Sorry, but we had a good time. What'd you guys do? We've had some people over, cooked some tacos. And we live in a neighborhood that has a lot of trick-or-treaters. So we just canned out candy. Really?

Yeah, that was it. No adult of you. Yeah, the problem was Sarah had an early call time. So, like, we kind of had to, like, kind of get and go. Sexy drinks. You want to know about some sexy drinks? What is with you and the sex everything today? Well, I don't know.

Because I'm looking at, like, a prep. Since I stopped Well, I don't know because I'm looking at like a prep. I stopped since I stopped doing my radio shows in Nashville I stopped looking at prep services and I forgot that all these prep services are about sex stuff. Did you talk about that on the radio? Yeah, it's always like morning show bits. Sexy drinks. Yep, apparently some

drinks are sexier than others. According to a new survey, these are the sexiest first date drinks. And then you go through them on the radio show. I mean, here's the thing. Every radio station in the country looks the exact same prep services. So everyone did this bit this morning. Oh. Probably.

Okay. Not that you're ever going on another first date. But like, what is your first date drink? What do you order when you're on a first date? I mean, it depends on like where we are. If we're at a taco place, I'm getting a beer. A Marg? Huh.

Yeah. I don't like margaritas, dude. You know what? What? I'll tell you why. Okay, I'll tell you why. They're always super sweet. And do you ever eat that thing in like the sides of your cheeks?

It's like too sweet in the sides of your cheeks. Like, oh, it feels weird. I don't even know how to describe it. But you know what I'm talking about? What about a rose pepper Marg? I do like rose pepper margs. Skinny margs. Oh, Lord.

Let's pretend like you're just going to a bar for a drink. You're meeting for drinks at a bar. I think I would start with an old-fashioned proof that I am sophisticated and manly. That is my drink of choice. Oh, all right. There you go. Look at that. And then I'll probably, generally I switch to

vodka soda just for like intestinal fortitude for the next day. So if I drink old fashions all day. Very feminine of you. Yeah. But if I drink old fashions all night, oh my God. It's going to be lit. It's going to be lit. A F T P. Okay. Yikes. So what's the sexiest drink? What's number one? What do you think for women, what do you think the sexiest drink is? A cosmopolitan. No. Sex on the beach. No, no, no.

No, no. I don't know. Well, see, this is weird. In order of sexiness, drinks for women, number one was wine. Oh. And then number two, especially cocktails, which would be a cosmopolitan, I suppose. I thought we were getting specific here. Yeah, no, no, no. And then for men,

well drinks was number one. I don't know why that would be sexy. That just proves that you're poor. Cheap, yeah. You know? Even though I do drink well liquor because I can't tell the difference. But I will say this, like if a girl or a woman, like,

throws back a beer, I'm always like, huh, okay. I like that. Is that sexy to you? Yeah. I think I'm always just like, wow, okay. You can hang. Okay. And shots are on both of these lists, and I do not think it's sexy when people take shots on a first date.

No. I agree. Unless you're trying to, you know. This is possible. You want to do some music? Yeah, let's do some music. Okay, so for whatever reason, we never did this, but I'm now making my own Spotify playlist because we never caught up with it.

I know. And so I got one. You can go follow me. I'm at Wells Adam on Spotify. And I've just started putting a your favorite playlist together. So when we had Ozark Mark on, he introduced us to Tyler Childers, who like I'm now obsessed with. Oh, I love that. Good old Mark. I know. So he's got a record that came out back in 2017. So this is not new. And I need to like really focus on the new record, but this song really got me there day.

It's called Lady May. It's just really beautiful. Good long line of praises for my lovely Lady May. Now I ain't the toughest hickory that your axe has ever fell, but I'm a hickory just as well. I'm a hickory all the same. I came crashing through the forest as you cut my roots away, and I fell a good long ways for my lovely lady mate.

I mean, just really beautiful song. So, uh, sad bastard music, shocker, but I do like Tyler Childers. Very cool. What do you got? So, I feel like we were just recently talking about where the heck has Heim been? Yeah. And when are they putting out new music? They finally put out a new song.

We've kind of talked about how I think we think, you know, well, it's kind of a fact. Bands don't put out their best song first when they're releasing a new album. It's not like over the moon fabulous, but it's definitely a good listen and it's very classic Haim. So let's give it a play. It's called now I'm in it. I like that. Cause now I'm in it But I've been trying to find my way back for a minute Ooh, I like that a lot.

It's cool, right? And I feel like you're gonna play that a lot while you're DJing. It seems like a brandy DJ tune. Totally. Especially for like a nice evening party, like LA vibe. Yeah. I feel like I'm Noah Cyrus' biggest fan. I'm always playing her music

on here but she put out a song called fuck you noah and they also released a video for it and the video is so freaking sick highly recommend you check it out but give the song a play it's i feel like it's very unexpected for the title i don't know it's a really cool song. Okay, Noah. wants to be around another fucking hypocrite. I ain't no penny for your heart. Okay, Noah. Right? I like it. The video's really cool. You should check it out.

Okay. I really like this Bonnie Light Horseman tune, Deep in Love. I heard it the other day and I was like, oh, okay, what is this going on? So check it out. It's kind of a chill vibe. Deep to the light And live the sweetest room The sweetest room that I

Don't you Break my heart I feel like that's just like Windows down drive music. Totally. You got anything else? I think that's it. I got one more for you. Okay. A lot of music this week.

It's because I started doing the Your Favorite playlist, getting into it. I came across this band, Winters Sleep, and I thought it was a Decembrist spinoff. Oh. And so I was like, oh, dope. Colin Malloy's got a new project out and apparently not what's happening. They just kind of sound like that, but they're out of Canada, I believe. Okay. It's a song called The Twist. let's pretend i'm attractive and then you won't mind we can twist for a while it's the night i can be who you like i quietly leave before it gets light Twist and whisper the wrong name I don't care, nor do my ears Twist yourself around me

I need company, I need humanity You can kind of hear how that sounds a little Colin Malloy-y, like with his like quivering vocals. I don't know. Anyways, I got some more stuff, but I'm going to go really going to start populating this your favorite playlist on Spotify. So I guess just go if you want to go follow me it's at wells adams and and maybe i'll like do a swipe up too for the instagram okay cool that'd be awesome if you wouldn't mind please go rate and review us on uh the apple and

itunes store five stars really helps if you want to talk shit to us totally fine we'll probably read it on the show but just give us five stars because that's all we want i don't know what's going on for you coming up i'm heading to austin this weekend i'm djing at summit nightclub on friday night so you live in austin come on out uh it's actually a charity event too which is really cool i believe it's the children's hospital there that's that the proceeds go to that's cool. And then the next weekend, I'm heading out on a few dates of the Caitlin Bristow tour. I saw that they had their first show in Seattle last night and Blake is DJing, but it actually looks pretty lit. My boy Blake, my little understudy. So he's pressing spacebar.

Yes, exactly. But it looked like he was faking it pretty good. I mean, everyone seemed into it i don't know we'll see dj space bar dj balake that's ridiculous that's what i got they asked me to go on show i think in like arizona or something but i'm doing that one yeah i know but i'm gonna be out of town so i can't do it that's lame yeah there's been i've had some people hit me up but i think they were confused on which dates i was going to be at on that tour. So I will be at both Phoenix shows, the Austin show, and the Dallas show. That's a little clarity on that. Little tease, we might be putting out some merch soon.

Tweet to us if you think we should put out some merch. What kind of merch would you actually want? I thought coffee mugs were a cute idea. But obviously T-shirts is the number one thing people think of. I don't know. You guys let us know what you think. And like what should be on them? Like my first thought was we should do a this is why you're alone shirt. That one sounds great. But that was a long, that episode was a long time ago. Yeah, but it's still great. Yeah. Can we make a reverse missionary? Oh,

please don't. Can we not? I don't know, man. We love love your ideas let us know what you guys think yeah okay well i think we did it great yeah okay love you love you see you next week yeah okay bye guys bye this podcast has been brought to you by podcast nation