Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Ring Around My Rosie

Episode Date: June 23, 2021

This is a good one, YFTers. We start off with a wobbly soundcheck and it only goes up from there. Brandi’s life is very hectic with a new pet deer and tech guys up in her trees and Cyrus sisters all nagging at her. Wells also has lots going on... like his newly announced career move! P.S. Be nice to him Bachelor Nation, he’s nervous. Speaking of everyone’s favorite franchise, your two hosts also dive into that emotional episode of The Bachelorette, including a special shoutout to Katie’s “IF YOU’RE NOT HERE FOR THE RIGHT REASONS, LEAVE” speech. #Classic. They then dive into fave things, such as new shows, books, and a very unique song. Listener discretion advised with that one, y’all. Enjoy!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Article – Article is offering YFT listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more when you go to Article.com/YFT  BetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor at BetterHelp.com/favoritething  Prose – Go to Prose.com/yft for your free in-depth hair consultation and 15% off  Nutrafol – Support our show by going to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code "YFT" to get $15 off your first month’s subscription, plus free shipping on every order.   GreenChef – Go to GreenChef.com/yft100 and use code yft100 to get $100 off including free shipping!  Join our community at Patreon.com/YourFavoriteThing 

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Is it all happening? I don't know. Fuck it. That's my new song. It's a new original by ya boy. Ding dong dang. So loud. Oh my god. Could this be louder? I don't think so hello hello

so not much let me get a check from you oh my chick chick chick chick chick a little check check check no just just talk normally dude what do you mean? Just say like, hey, Have you ever heard a sound check? It's like, check one, two, check one, two, two, one, check, check, check. But then you don't speak like that. You're like, check, check

one, two. And then when you start talking, you're like, okay, so anyways. So it's always a pain in my butt to edit you. My coffee is scorching. Are you back by the ocean? I think I hear it. I never left the ocean, dog.

I think I'm on the wrong Wi-Fi. Okay, get on the right one. But is it working? I guess. Should I stay on it? Supposedly, we got faster Wi-Fi yesterday. So we'll see. You got the Comcast guys out there to fucking dick around

and pretend like they're doing something? They came. You know what they did is, I guess, whatever the thing is that gives me signal, it's like in the trees. So they put it higher up in the trees to give me better signal. I was like, okay, all right. What?

That's what they said. That's what they said. The trees are giving you Wi-Fi? I guess so. No, that's not how internet works. They told me whatever it is in the trees and they put it higher up in the trees to get better signal.

This is what fucking cable guys do. You got to wait between the hours of 7 a.m. and 7 a.m. the next day, the entire day, and then they come over and they're like, oh, here's the problem. You didn't unplug it and then replug it back in. You're like, fuck you, man.

That's not the problem. They're like, oh, I know. This is what they do. The two guys that came over, fucking Larry and Vern, were like, this bitch, there's nothing we can do for her. So let's just say that we've got to put shit up in the trees. And I'm like, all right, let's go do that because I want to go climb a tree.

So they just fucking told you they were like, this bitch is going to believe that if we fucking say that we've got to put shit up in the trees, it's going to work. And it's going to be the exact same service that we had before, but there's nothing we can do. So let's go with the tree story. And that's what happened to you. Yeah, I'm sure.

Yeah. It's like the Comcast guys are like the modern day mechanic. We take it in front of all changes like, oh man, the Johnson rods bent. We got to really overhaul the fucking levitation system. And you're like that. I don't think any of those things exist in my car. And they're like, yeah, it's going to cost $7,000.

And then we got to put Wi-Fi in the trees and we'll see yeah that's where you at that's what happened to me but anyways uh it sounds great it looks great great yeah uh how you doing okay good you want to know here what's going on over here today tell me all the things okay so young nikki got in town she was supposed to come in yesterday nikki champagne nikki champagne in the flesh supposed to come in yesterday calls me on her way to the airport i got all the way to lex and i don't have my id i gotta go back home i'm gonna miss my flight i was like oh my gosh here we go she arrived at like 6 30 this morning so as i was getting up at seven she was walking in the door and we were outside on the i like a back porch and right here like outside my you know in the

back of my house and i like kind of live in the woods and whatnot and we're on the back porch and we see this adorable baby deer like hobbling around right behind the house in the woods and we're like freaking out a little no a doe, a doe is a female deer, a fawn. A fawn, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So little Bambi is outside. And so we're like videoing it. We're like obsessing.

And then the little baby deer just like crosses the sidewalk and goes and lays down in a bush right outside the house, like right below the back porch. Like I have such a good view of it from the top. I am looking straight down on him just like hiding in this bush or whatever and he's so cute we've been watching him all day but his mommy just left him there so we are keeping watch until she comes back if mommy got killed or like abandoned the little fawn then you might need to rear it yeah um i got a stall all ready for him. We'll put him with the donkeys. He'll think he's a donkey. It's going to be great. We're all donkeys, to be fair.

So yeah, that's what we're doing today is Fawn Watch 21. Keeping tabs on the little guy. F-dub 2-0-2-1. It's very fun. Is it a boy or a girl? I just assume he's a boy i don't know why yeah well you should go look at his penis oh yeah he'd love that well hey buddy let me just flip you over real quick let me take a look at the undercarriage why don't you have you get try

to give it some food no google says not to do that oh what does google say to do so google says and i have heard this before that moms will leave their baby deer like hiding in the bushes like this during the day so that they can go off and find food and that they'll that says that most of the time they come back within 10 hours before it gets dark and then if the mom doesn't come back in like 10 to 14 hours to call the wildlife people or whatever. Are you going to do that? Or are you just going to call the fawn to come into your little barn? Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to swoop in. Yeah. Actually, I don't know. I haven't decided yet. I'm really hoping the mom comes back for him. I think the mom will come back.

That's what I'm hoping. Couldn't have picked a better spot, though. I mean, we've got eyes on the little guy. I can see him perfectly. That's exciting. Do we have a name for him? Not yet. What should we call him? Not Burn.

Dawn the Fawn on the Lawn. No, I don't like it. Let's go with Reginald. What? Reginald. What? Reginald. For a little baby boy deer? Yeah. I was thinking more like Tommy.

But then you have to make the life decision if you're going to be Tommy the rest of your life or you're going to move over to Thomas or Tom. And here's the thing. Imagine being a Tommy at 37 years old. Dude, you're a fucking grown-ass man. Let's drop the E and let's just go with Tom. Then you have to make that life decision because

everyone knows you as Tommy, but then you're an adult. You've got to be Tom. It's tough. Reginald, right off the bat, says I'm going to be important. There will be wars fought. I will lead them and I will win them.

It's important. Let's leave it up to the YFTers. lead them and I will win them. You know? Interesting. It's important. Well, let's leave it up to the YFTers. Okay, YFTers out there, what should the Fawn's name be? Should it be Reginald or should it be Tommy? Tommy. No.

Let's be real. If Reginald wins, I'm going to call him Reggie. Yeah, or Reg. Yeah. I think Reginald's a I'm going to call him Reggie. Yeah. Or Reg. Yeah. I think Reginald's a great name. Well, that's exciting. That's unexpected. I did not know that was happening in your life. Very exciting over here.

Yeah. Cool. All right. Well, do you want to, should we start it or what do you think? Oh, yeah. I think so. Yeah? Yeah.

Is it you or is it me? I don't know. Do you? I'll just do it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandy and Tommy. Reginald. Reginald.

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do you know about this i've talked to my fiancee who says it's 105 degrees in the valley oh my gosh yeah is she like worried that she's gonna melt or no she's living her best life laying out catching a bronze dude it's la it sounds very hot so i guess that's going on in the world yeah is there anything else oh well there was a really exciting announcement this week about you and your career career is a you and your career career is a relative term i mean that's kind of what it is i guess that's sad that this is my career now jesus christ there are worse jobs to have i think you're thriving you think i'm thriving yeah i don't really know how much like i'm allowed to say about like well i guess abc and warner and, they kind of released the information yesterday

about kind of what's happening in my life. Yeah. So can we talk about what the press release said? Yeah, say what the press release said. Okay, okay. So basically the press release said that you are back. Yeah. As bartender.

Yes. And master of ceremonies. Yeah. And something else? What was the third thing? Games? Master of games. Master of ceremonies. Yeah. And something else? What was the third thing? Games? Master of games. Master of games.

So here's the thing. I'm the master of drinks. I'm the master of ceremonies. Master of drinks. And I'm the master of baiters. No, I'm also... So there's a bunch of celebrity hosts, like David Spade was released,

Titus from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt was released, Lil Jon was released a little john was released lance bass and then so everyone's kind of doing like a different hosting gig and i'm doing one of them as well and then i'm just kind of like always here like you know i think that the idea is is that you know new celebrities come in kind of every once in a while and i'm just kind of like always around so i'll always be like making drinks, but the truth of the matter is, is that rose ceremonies are very late, so anyways, we'll see how it goes, we'll see if I fuck this up, probably will, whatever, I was very nervous, you know, because this is, there's a lot of pressure on, I feel like, on this situation, there's a lot of people in Bachelor Nation that are very opinionated,

and they terrify the bejesus out of me. But everyone's been very nice about kind of me doing this like master of ceremonies role, which just makes me feel good, I suppose. Master of ceremonies is insane. I know.

I just... What a ridiculous term that they decided to use. I know. It's hilarious. Yeah. I can't tell you about what's going on. I will say this, though.

I will say this. This is going to be a good season. Would you say it's going to be the most dramatic season ever? It's hard for me to say because there was a season where we had to stop filming because of the dramatics.

I don't know if it's that caliber but it is pretty it is pretty dramatic um it is crazy it is fun it's like all the things that you we kind of need from paradise and that and there also is like some really beautiful things happening on the beach so and i get a front row seat to all of it. So I'm really excited for, I'm just also excited for like the show to come back and just to be funny and silly and also like serious. But like, I feel like we need that in this time. We're like coming back.

People are going out again. Like the world is healing. Paradise is a part of that healing, you know? I agree. That's all I think I really can say about it okay contractually do we have like a release date for paradise yet or no august 16th oh there is one okay great and it'll be the same thing it's always been mondays and tuesday nights for six weeks two hour episodes monday and episodes Monday and Tuesdays. That's a lot of TV. My sisters.

Both of them are just blowing me up. Are they both there? Yeah, they're both here. I got a full house. I got Tizzle in the basement. I got Noah upstairs. I got baby Tommy in the back. Oh my god, Reginald?

Is Miles there? She's at her house, but... Yeah, so close. So yeah, stones throw away. Real quick. Hey Kirkland Signature, what the fuck don't you make? Is the question.

Is there anything that Kirkland doesn't make? I don't you make is the question is there anything that kirkland doesn't make i don't know is that the costco brand yeah that have everything do you have a costco membership no i wish i did though but like i know i kind of do too i know but like the problem is like you can't go into costco and not drop a g you know i? I know. Can't do it. You're like, oh my God, it's a fucking 70-inch television for fucking 13 pesos. We got to get it. And then all of a sudden, look at this Kirkland brand fucking defibrillator. You don't have a heart problem.

Doesn't matter. It's only 17 cents. We must get it. But yeah, Kirkland makes everything, bro. Like literally everything. You know what? You know what the sad thing is? It's all pretty fucking good.

You know? I don't know because I don't have a membership. Like Kirkland vodka? Fucking good. Kirkland wine? Fucking good. Kirkland golf clubs are pretty good and this is coming from a golf schnop dude like kirkland everything huh pretty fucking good who is kirkland maybe the

fond name should be kirkland kirk captain kirk captain kirk i kind of like captain kirk i don't hate it honestly add that to the list of options. All right, all right, all right. Okay, we've got to talk about the saddest episode of The Bachelor I have ever seen. Okay, let me just tell you guys. I mean, if you guys have been YFT years long enough, you know I don't cry. You know? I don't even tear up really during movies and stuff that people cry in. I was tearing up. you yeah i was like

thinking what is wrong with me i've lost my edge yeah you're getting old okay hold on so let's see connor story could have made you tear up a hunter story could have made you tear up fucking katie story made you tear up and the guy whose wife died of cancer story i'm gonna go with the guy whose wife died of cancer is that the story that got you you know what which one actually got me was katie's really yeah katie's is the one that like had me tearing up and then michael's story just sent me over the edge it was just the most sad episode but it starts out pretty amazing okay so like they're at the rose ceremony trey for some reason looks like a waiter he's dressed in a tuxedo no one else is like that and trey first of all i love trey because trey's always like what the fuck are you talking about

bro like what is you know he's like the most kind of like he reacts the most normally to all of it but he's also looks like a little penguin so like i don't know like how to feel about it because he's like in his little tuxedo first of all it seems like carl's making shit up so everyone's like we'll just say who it is and he won't do it and then he goes into a different room and he starts shadow boxing what is happening Carl? Why are you shadowboxing? I feel like he had nothing to talk to her about, so he's like, I'm just going to make some shit up. There's always one, right?

There's always one person each season that doesn't have enough personality to make their own statement, so they start pointing the finger at people just to get attention, and it always backfires. Guys, when are we going to learn that pointing the finger doesn't ever end well for anyone? There is a chance that there is, like, this self-fulfilling prophecy

that happens with Trey. He said that someone wasn't going to be there for the right reason. Odds are that someone isn't there for the right reasons. If someone comes out to be not there for the right reasons, Trey can be like, that was who I was talking about the entire time. No one even knows. Like this kind of self-fulfilling prophecy

that he's going to have, then he could look like a genius. Not to like jump forward in the episode, but Thomas straight up is like, yeah, kind of thought I wanted to be The Bachelor. And it's like, whoa, is that what Trey was talking about? Yeah.

I guess so. But even still, even if what you're saying is true or whatever someone involved in that kind of drama never wins the person that wins the the at the end standing there at the end is never a person that was involved in any of this petty drama yeah i remember my sister told me that when i won the show she was like never talk about anybody else like any of the other guys because the second you do that, then you're not talking

about yourself. You're talking about somebody else and that means you're gonna go home. So I was like, got it. So here's my favorite part of this like rose ceremony thing. So Katie comes out

and you know, she's like, if you're not fucking here for the right reason, you can get the fuck out. And it's like, okay, every season this happens.

She made it her own and I enjoyed that. But she's like, I'm not talking to fucking anybody because there's someone here for other reasons, you know, whatever it is. So she's like, like, so talking to fucking anybody because there's someone here for other reasons, you know, whatever it is.

So she's like, and so everyone's like, man, I didn't get any time with her. Didn't get any fucking time with her. And the one guy who got a one-on-one and already has a rose, doesn't need any more time, gets to go talk to her. Dirt Greg. I love Greg.

Dude, I've kind of heard some like rumors about Greg. Can you say what these rumors are? So I think that there is a thought that maybe Greg is an actor. Oh, I think I did see that somewhere. Because he went to a really nice acting school. Hmm. Aww.

Not a great look what proof that you had that he's an actor well he went to juilliard so i don't know um so i mean that's too bad because that calls into question were those like real tears or like are you good actor at acting? You know, I don't know. Here's the thing, Sarah can make herself cry like on, it's an amazing thing. On command, she can make herself cry. That's crazy. Not to say that Greg's as good of an actor as Sarah is, but it makes you question some things, you know? Uh-huh.

So anyways, Dirt Greg gets to go fucking talk to her even though no one else does, which is amazing. Can we just take one moment quickly before we get off the train of outfits? Katie's green dress. Yeah. I think it's my favorite Bachelor at dress I've ever seen. Oh, wow. I'll tell Carrie, her stylist.

Did you love it? Yeah. Yeah, I think she looks great always. To be honest with you, Katie, I think, looks the best when she's dressed down, though. She's like a jeans and a t-shirt girl like the green dress was a very bold choice and i really liked it all right i don't know fashion but yeah i think she always looks good i'm here for it so let me go to rose ceremony like so this no one's ever done this i don't think i've watched the show for a while like no one's ever done this. I don't think. I've watched the show for a while. No one's ever done this. But my boy, Virgin Mike, gets his rose and then is like, I'm going to speak for everybody here. We think Carl's full of shit.

And everyone's like, yep. And that's why it worked because everybody was going like this, you know, like nodding. Like, yes, we are in agreement. We're on board with this you know what i mean like if everybody had stood there and been like what the fuck's he talking about it would have backfired so bad yeah whoa you could do that what a good call because because you know if you're making the show you want carl to stay there you know like you want to squeeze every last drop of juice out of this guy mike coming coming in there being like, just so you know,

hey, thanks to the Rose, just so you know, we all think he's a fucking liar. And he's got no real way to respond to it. And everyone's just like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. She was like, forced her hand. It was kind of beautiful. Dude, I love Verge

Mike, dude. I like Verge. I like him. I feel like Mike, dude. I like Verge. I like him. I actually like him too. I think he's great. He's got a lot of character. I think he was a professional baseball player or played in college. He's kind of a badass.

Here's my favorite thing about Nick Vial. They could not have picked for this specific date of feelings. and like it just kills me that they picked nick for this date it would have made more sense if they had brought in like ben higgins who's a softy no i so i disagree i think nick was built for this role like holy crap it was beautiful he didn't do much nick didn't well i think he did a lot and they cut a lot out of it and that's too bad but like sorry nick welcome to fucking coming on and guesting on these shows those cuts you out yeah but i guess how he did it was he was like hey listen you know

i have a podcast which by the way vile files great podcast you should listen to it he was like you know a lot of people's exes have been DMing me and telling me some dirty secrets about you guys. And so I've handpicked the people who have DMed me. And I don't want to say who said what. I just want to give you the opportunity to come clean. So that's how he got them all to fucking just. Because, you know, if you didn't think anyone

had anything on you'd be like yeah you know you know you kind of do that bullshit job interview thing like yeah my biggest fault is i care too much you know like you'd have done something like that well i was shocked that everybody was so open like i just couldn't believe that that was the direction the date went. So do you think Katie knew that Nick had that dirt on them or did he say that without her in the room or we don't know. I think he said

that but I think that everyone knew except for the guys that it wasn't true. I don't think anyone he didn't have any dirt on anybody. I don't think Oh he made it up. Yes I think that's what happened. He didn't have any dirt on anybody, I don't think. Oh, he made it up. Yes. I think that's what happened. I cannot confirm nor deny,

but that was kind of the gist that I heard was that he was threatening that he had dirt on them. I see it. And I got to be honest with you, Nick is really good at hard conversations. They would never ask me to do something like that because it's really hard for me to be serious, even though actually they're asking me to do that now. It's actually quite difficult. You need to be serious.

This is serious. This is a rose ceremony. Fuck, okay, here we go. I feel like he got a lot out of them. It just looked like a fucking interrogation. I know. Someone should have been there smoking smoking a cigarette like we know you did it now you know we got cameras on you guys but i gotta say the hunter story that one got me

when he was like you know i was married you know i really wanted to like make this life for my family and so i was working really hard and in doing so i i lost track of what's important and i feel like that's a very very relatable story he started crying and i was like this fucking guy i love this guy like so honest and everything so i like that story i like him too thomas just doesn't shut the fuck up like just no i know just keeps. He kind of does. What's-his-face kept calling him a sociopath. He kind of does look like one.

He looks like Josh Murray. I don't know if you remember Josh Murray. Also a borderline sociopath. Borderline? I mean, I'm no psychiatrist, but... It was creepy because he was, like, smiling, but, like, telling her fucked up things. Like, you know...

Such a freak. Yeah, it was kind of weird. He was like, yeah, you know, I didn't know what to expect, but I kind of want to be The Bachelor. It was like, how are you saying this with a smile on your face, you fucking weirdo? What's happening here?

It's weird. Yeah. Kind of beautiful. Yeah. He weirds me out. He definitely gives me the creeps. I'm sorry. Even if your intention was to come on here and be The Bachelor, don't ever say it.

I know. Think of one other thing you can come clean about besides that. You can't ever come back from that i know but the truth of the matter is is that like the more that i thought about it like sat with it like he is actually being the most honest out of and for sure yeah like they're all thinking that i know but you just can't come back from it no you can't well it looked like he kind of did though like it didn't seem like she was that like well and when he when he comes to her the second time you know like his first chat with her it was

like oh i kind of feel like she's kind of seeing this for what it is and it like tends it seemed to end awkwardly and then when but then when he comes back the second time when he starts talking i felt like the look on kat's face was, I'm seeing through your bullshit and I'm not having it. But then at the end, somehow, he fools her and she's like pulled back in. I know.

I hate guys like that. Dude, she's digmatized. He's too tall. That's the problem. Guys are tall. They just digmatize. It's so true. It's because their dick is closer to the girl's face than it normally is. I don't think that's it. I think that's it. The magnetism of the dick is digmatizing closer to their brain,

and that's what happens. It's a fact. It's science. Obviously, Katie's story, sadly enough, is not a unique story in this country or in this world. I know a lot of people who have gone through that and it does break my heart and i'm really glad that she she talked about it because i think one of the problems with that story is that people have a hard time i don't think i know they have a hard time admitting that and you know telling people

about it and trying to like get help and so I think that was like a really good moment for the show. I think it was probably also really cathartic for her to get that out on like such a big platform, you know, but also like, is someone going to jail now? Uh, I know.

Can we, who is this guy? And like, I know. Is there a statue of limitations? Uh, can we go fucking get him in trouble that was uh sad but like a really good part of the episode but like jesus christ this i know episode it was

very heavy and then you have connor's story it's like connor i'm sorry but i don't believe that you ever were like raging party animal, blacking out, doing drugs. Like you seem like the sweetest guy. Like I'm surprised you even like have like know what drugs are. I don't like him. You don't. I love him. He's the best.

I don't get it. I just, he gives me the creeps. He gives me the creeps way more than the other freak. Than Thomas? Yes. He's got Evan vibes. He's just like as a sweetie. It's different than Thomas. Yes. He's got Evan vibes. He's just like a sweetie. No, it's different than Evan.

Evan was just like a dork. That's Connor's a dork. No, this guy gives me the creeps. He's a weirdo. All right, well, I like him. But his story was sad and good. Like, he did a good job. He's good at talking.

I will say that. So then we go through all of that. And I'm like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know if I can take it anymore. This is like a really hard episode. And your boy Michael comes in with the fucking suplex, gravedigger-style death move of, I was married, we had kids, and then my wife got cancer and passed away.

And I'm like, geez, okay, I i'm out i can't do this episode anymore what's next it's such a sad episode it was sad but you know what ending it well not ending it but you know what i mean like having michael's date after you know all the guys in their confessional thing the way michael like it was sad and obviously there were tears he just said all the right things and not in in like a premeditated way at all but just the way he's so like hopeful you know for finding a second love and I don't know like he just said everything right it would be really hard I think Katie said in that situation to feel like oh well i'll never measure up to like this great love that he had you know like how do you compare how do you compete

with a woman like that that he obviously like loved so much so it's like it was it's like risky for you know in a way for him to like be so open and like say all of that but like the way he went about it was so good like he said everything right to to where like he did everything he could to make katie feel like she shouldn't be intimidated by that like he he is like ready to try to love again and he the way his outlook is about like oh i get to have two great loves like that's the way i'm trying to look at it like he just said everything right i was just obsessed with it also he gave a great ass grab when they were making out on the side of that

off-roading vehicle. Did you see him with the ass grab? I saw the ass grab. I was like, get it, Michael. Your boy doesn't miss ass grabs, all right? I'm an ass grab connoisseur. I was like, you get it. If I smell an ass grab from a mile away,

I'm fucking there, all right? What an episode. Episode three of The Bachelorette. It just seems so... I'm loving all these outdoorsy dates. As far as the dates go, this is one of my favorite seasons there is. I'm loving this. You're loving the dirt dates.

Loving the dirt dates. I do have one question, though. Yeah. So after the group date, after the confessional, when they're on during the little cocktail party or whatever, whose jacket is she wearing? I don't know. Did you catch that?

She walks in with a dude's jacket on. Yeah, I don't know. And you never see her take it from anyone. I'm like, whose jacket are you wearing? Probably Dirk Gregg's. but i think he wasn't there i know which like i i think i saw some spoiler was like look she's wearing a bracelet that also dirt greg was wearing and it's like oh dirt greg she's like giving her trinkets and fucking tokens and acting lessons i just can't believe none of the guys or or at least they didn't show it, commented on like,

who the fuck's jacket is she wearing? Yeah. Who knows? It's clearly a men's jacket, you know? Like some dudes. It's much larger than her. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is a good season, I gotta say. Like, they're doing the things. Yeah, they are. Who's your frontrunner? I don't know. I do, I mean, I think Greg's a frontrunner for sure as much as I hate it. I think Connor is a frontrunner. I'm still waiting for Blake to come in hot and mess everything up.

Blake from Claire's season. Blake Moynes? Yeah, TBD on that. Yeah. And then the other guy I really like, oh, Andrew. Apparently there's two. Andrew S. He's a little young.

He's only 26, according to this website. But he's the guy that played pro football, or maybe still does, I'm not sure. And he is just so sweet. Okay. He's adorable. You like a lot of dudes. Kinda.

Aaron, I do like Aaron. Aaron's young, too. How old's Katie? I think she just turned 30. Absolutely. She's kinda young. Aaron's young, too. How old's Katie? I think she just turned 30. Absolutely. She's kinda young. Aaron's 26, too. Yeah.

I like Aaron. I don't know. And you know what? Hunter, he's sweet. He's not really my type, but he's cute. Oh, you know who else I kinda like? Is Brendan the firefighter. Okay.

I think I just, first of all, he's Canadian. Shout out, love a Canadian. And Indan the firefighter okay i think i just first of all he's canadian shout out love a canadian and he and i kind of love a firefighter brandy just named just everyone on the show remember remember that one time that you tried to be a firefighter on television and it didn't go so well yeah but look at me now baby hey okay i think that's enough Bachelor. Okay. Brandi's just naming people. And also Larry and Curly and Moe and Reginald and fucking Kirkland. I love all of them. They're all so cute.

That's enough Bachelor. Excited for next week. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Do you got some favorite things, bro, or what? Bro. Bro. Bro. We had not one, but two season finales this week.

What else? Of my top two favorite shows right now. Oh, my God. Grey's Anatomy and? No. The Handmaid's Tale? Handmaid's Tale. Oh, my.

Oh, my gosh. What a season finale it was it was like holy shit june osborne goes hard in the pain okay guys if you haven't watched the finale i need you to fast forward just 30 quick seconds because i gotta say i knew she was gonna do something crazy you know when she sits there and she says i want to see him on the fucking wall you're like holy shit like she ain't letting this go something's going down and so she like takes him to the woods and and i and once you get to the woods like you're like okay i know what's happening but when nick walks up i'm like fuck yes this is the finale i needed i mean it was everything however if there is not another season i'm going

to be very upset because there's still a lot of things i need answers about that's all i'm gonna say totally damn when she walks up and kisses nick i'm like fuck yeah you're like get it get it nick get that butt grab yeah it was good okay so we had that finale and it was amazing okay and then although families are so hard because you're like it's so good but now it's over so that has to come back um and then we had the cruel summer finale oh yeah so you're still on that i'm still on it because you know what for a minute there it was losing me and it got a little boring but these last two episodes they finally start showing what happened to kate in the basement like so okay spoiler alert okay if you're still watching cruel summer fast

forward 30 seconds again so they finally started to show and and i and you kind of like you you have a feeling that he didn't just kidnap her so it starts out she takes her little hoe ass over there and and like and clearly like likes the principal you know i mean he's young and cute it's like whatever so she goes over there voluntarily starts having a secret relationship with them where it's like she's there by choice but then all of a sudden after being in a house for two months or however long it is and she wants to leave that's when it turns bad and he's like you ain't leaving locks her in the basement so you start finally getting to see what goes on in the basement and what happened there but they're like the way it ends is so crazy like i don't even want to tell you i really think you need to watch it like it the

last episode is so good it's like bam this happens and you're like shocked and then bam and something else happens and you're shocked and then it's just over and you're like damn it was really good all right cruel summer gotta be a season two has to be i don't know man they're canceling shows left and right will you know they canceled manifest i know then i saw that was like number one on netflix so so here's what i think is going to happen is i think netflix is going to pick it up because they do that sometimes like when the network cancels the show sometimes netflix will pick

it up and keep it going they did that with designated designated survivor my thought is like what are you gonna put in that's gonna replace like the popularity of that show i just don't see it that show was popular i feel like i think if it's number one on netflix like netflix would be stupid not to at least do one more season of it yeah but you know what else is number one netflix jupiter's legacy and they fucking got rid of that and i love that show. Yeah. Get me started. It's true. You know what show I'm really excited about? What's that? Did I mention this last week?

F-Boy Island. Oh, yeah. You know who's making that show, right? Elan Gale. Yeah. And one of the producers from Love is Blind, right? Well, to be honest with you, I don't know. But one of my favorite producers from The Bachelor,

this guy named Bill Dixon, who's like a close friend of mine. He was always like one of my producers and we would just do funny shit together in Paradise and he's producing it and then Alon is also like was my other producer and we'd always do really funny shit. That's gonna be a really funny show. My only complaint is that like I heard about this show long ago and I was always like you better

fucking bring me in for this motherfucker. But it's fine. And they brought in Nikki Glaser. Yeah, and I love Nikki. And I get it. You can't bring in a fuckboy to host a show called Fuckboy Island. I get that. Fair enough.

Touche. But yeah, that looks amazing. Real good. Yeah. The premise, correct me if i'm wrong but i think the premise is they're bringing in a group of guys and like half of them are fuck boys like guys that come out and say like yeah i'm a fuck boy and then half of them are guys that say they're nice guys right yeah i think so and then like four girls or something date the group and then you see

like who comes out on top of the fuck boys or the nice guys yeah it's i i mean i really don't even know i remember like drunkenly hearing this concept and being like i just like the name i it's so good so good and then i also saw that new episodes of too hot to handle are coming up oh really season of Too Hot to Handle is coming out June 23rd. Is that Wednesday? Sure is. Today, baby? Fuck yes. I know. I loved that show.

I finished the book Project Hail Mary. And? It's beautiful. It's an amazing fucking book. I loved every second of it. I'm really excited about it. It's gotta be a freaking movie. Actually, it would be it. It's got to be a freaking movie. Actually, it would be better if it's a show. Anyways, Project Hail Mary, fan-fucking-tastic.

Go read it right now before they make it into a movie. I tell you that to tell you this. I started a new book. This one's got Brandy written all over it. Love that for me. It's called The Last Thing He Told Me by Laura Dave. Ooh.

A number one New York Times bestseller. Ooh. It's also on Reese Witherspoon's book club, which means it will be a show on HBO very soon. Mm-hmm. Which, by the way, where the crawdad sings, like, a beautiful book

that I absolutely loved. I read, I think, we talked about maybe like two years ago or last year. I saw that she started a production on that and I was just like,

hell yeah, that's going to be a great one. Did you ever read that book? No, I didn't. I need to. You should read that one before it becomes a show because it's just

a really, really good book. Anyways. The last thing he told me by Laura Dave. Before Owen Michaels disappears, he smuggles a note to his beloved wife of one year. Protect her. Despite her

confusion and fear, Hannah Hall knows exactly whom the note refers. Owen's 16-year-old daughter, Bailey. Bailey who lost her mother tragically as a child. Bailey who wants absolutely nothing to do with her new stepmother. As Hannah's increasingly desperate calls to Owen goes unanswered, the FBI arrests Owen's boss as a U.S. Marshal and federal agents arrive at her Sausalita home.

The last thing he told me. This is like the most Brandy book. It's like mystery, like is the guy an asshole? You're not sure. It's like female driven. Love it. Yeah. Okay.

Anyways, I'm into it. It's very early in. Basically starts out with she's in a good marriage with this guy who's got a daughter. The daughter doesn't really like the new stepmom shocker. One day, someone drops off a note and it just says, protect her. And she's like, what the fuck does this mean? And then she realizes he's talking about the daughter.

And then the daughter goes to whatever band practice, comes back, and in her locker was a duffel bag full of six hundred thousand dollars and she's like what the fuck is going on and then like her best friend you know uh works at like the newspaper and knew the story was leaking and so she's in like it's just like what's going on the fbi is getting involved it was like he worked for this like tech startup. They were embezzling a bunch of money, kind of Enron style. And now he's fucking on the lam.

Anyways, good shit. The last thing you do. Damn. Check it out, baby. All right. Yeah. I'm embarrassed to say, but I have been. The truth of the matter is that I have been working a lot and not sleeping a lot.

So I haven't really been. That's it. That's all I got for you. Okay. I have music, but that's good. There is a show that just came out that I'm very excited to start. It's an Apple TV plus show.

Ooh, love those. Love those. Okay. I don't know how to say her last name. Rose McGowan. No. Beern?

Burn? Burn. Rose Burn. Burn. McGowan. No. Beern? Burn? Burn. Rose Byrne. Burn. Rose Byrne. She's like British or something? Yeah. So she's got a new show.

It's called Physical. Just came out. Here's the little synopsis. Sheila Rubin is a quietly tormented housewife in 80s San Diego. Behind closed doors, she battles extreme personal demons and a vicious inner voice. But things change when she discovers aerobics, sparking a joy towards empowerment and success. So set in the 80s, which is love a period piece, you know? I haven't started it yet.

It looks like there's four episodes. No, there's three episodes out, and then they're going to release new ones every Friday for the rest of the season nice uh so i'm gonna start that tonight rose burns awesome she's awesome i think she's married or like she's just in a relationship whatever with uh bobby cannavale uh-huh fucking awesome and i remember i once saw him in a new york baggage claim and i was like oh my god but i didn't talk to him but like one of my favorite roseburns thing is like i don't know if you did you ever see get him to the greek yes love she's the ex-girlfriend of of the main character what's his name fuck wow he was with katie perry for so long yeah he's a comic fuck russell brand russell brand yeah russell brand but she's also like a pop star and like there's this one scene where like they're watching her music video.

And it's like, I'm talking about my butthole. It's like, won't you put it in my butthole? It's just a pop song. I don't know. Have you ever heard that? Yeah. This has been a while. Let me see if I can find that because I just want to play it.

Hold on. Oh, my gosh. I love her, though. She was also in all the X-Men are you kidding she was genius in Bridesmaids but yeah here it is ring around my Rosie is the name of the fucking song

I want to get to the part where I can't hear it my pocket's so damn cozy and my posy my posy I'm talking about my asshole i'm talking about my asshole good stuff um other rose burn movies that you should watch if you haven't on the serious side she was in a movie called This Is Where I Leave You. Have you seen that?

Yes. So good. Stacked cast. Must watch. And then also, complete throwback, but what a gem, Wicker Park. Loved that movie when I was young. Oh, God. Loved it.

Oh, God. What a classic. Every 30-something emo girl loved Wicker Park. I loved it. Yeah. What about some tunage? You got some musics? You know what?

I was listening to New Music Friday on the drive home today, and I was not that impressed. I heard one thing that I was really into today. The Killers? Mm-hmm. Have a new song. The Bruce Springsteen thing? Yeah, with Bruce, with the boss. It's good, yeah. It's not a new song, thoughen thing yeah with bruce with the boss it's good yeah

it's not a new song though is it i don't know it says two days ago so i think well i think they just re-released it with bruce springsteen i think well anyways i'm giving it a fucking play it's called dust land which is basically where katie's filming her uh season of The Bachelorette, because it's Dirtland. I saw the devil wrapping up his hand He's getting ready for the showdown Saw the minute that I turned it way I got my money on the pole tonight.

A change came in disguise of revelation. A second soul on fire. She said she always knew he'd come around. And the decades disappear like sinking ships But we both Both those motherfuckers can write some power ballads, dude. Very true. The song I was thinking, do you remember the band, the Veronica's,

those two sisters? Yeah. They have a new song. Stop it. Called Goodbye. Classic Veronica's. I always liked them and I know and I know you and me we can start a fire get too close you burn my self-control

and I don't want to get to the point that I just can't fight it. So goodbye to you. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. I gotta say goodbye to you. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. I gotta say goodbye to you. At the end of the night, why can't this all just be easy? I like it. Right? It's a vibe.

It's a nice girl anthem. I'm here for it. Yeah, not bad at all. All right, Patreon questions. Jenny B wants to know your thoughts on Cruel Summer and the finale. You kind of went over that, so we're good there. We're good. Kardashian Blink-182 question.

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Yep. So do it. I feel like we need to go out on talking about Mollie Esso. I knew you were going to do that. Did you? Uh-huh. knew you were going to do that. Did you? Uh-huh. Did you, Del? I did.

There's now a search on My History that says, Get him to the Greek butthole song. That's insane. So, how are you guys doing? All right, Brandi. Eventually, I'm going to be back in the United States. I hope. When?

I don't know. End of the month. At least I will in July. I will be back. Okay. All right. Okay. But good luck to Reginald I'll let him know

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