Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Romantic felonies, creepy pick-up lines, and death-mixes

Episode Date: September 2, 2020

This week’s episode really took a turn from the typical positive nature of the show to reveal that Brandi thinks Jurassic Park is a FEEL-GOOD movie and Wells has already chosen which songs he’d like to play at his funeral. That’s ok, though, because we also have a lot of uplifting favorites too, like a new book by James Patterson (AKA the Coldplay of authors), fun conversations on dating apps (also a little creepy), and really exciting golf updates (is that an oxymoron?). Brandi, like many of us, is looking for a refund on being an adult, and Wells is using a virtual bell this week... so basically, they’re both going absolutely insane. Plus, we find out Wells’ endearing nickname for his fiancé, why Brandi may have to become a vet, and which country singer sounds exactly how he looks. Next week, we’re bringing you the juiciest Hinge opening lines and going deep into our chosen funeral music, because why not? Until next week, YFTers! Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you. ARTICLE– Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more when you go to Article.com/YFT - the discount will be automatically applied at checkout! THERAGUN– Go to theragun.com/yft right now and get your Gen 4 Theragun today.

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Hey. What's up? Oh, nothing. Why do you say it like that? I don't know. I'm just so tired. Why are you tired? Life is so exhausting. For sure. But like, why is it specifically exhausting for you? I just want a refund on being an adult you know yeah it's just really not what it's cracked up to be what's happening i have did you watch my stories today no i haven't i'm sorry i've been working okay you've been working you got a job yeah i got i got this other podcast i gotta do that makes me no money so it's cool oh got it got it got it Could you call it a job if you make no money, I wonder? It's more of like a hobby, I suppose.

Yeah. Well, this actually happened while I was gone, while I was in L.A., but I guess two days before I got home, one of my horses, he's actually a pony, and you actually know his pony. His name is Comet. He, like, impaled himself on something and has a puncture wound underneath of his head, like right next to his jawbone. And it looks horrible. It's like I had to like put graphic content warnings on my

Instagram stories because, you know, people are sensitive about that stuff. And so he did it while I was gone. And like the girl that watches my horses called the vet and the vet came out and stitched it a little bit, but left a hole so it would drain and like all this stuff. And then I get home and it seemed okay for like a day. And then all of a sudden, day two, it started to like have a very distinct smell that did not smell good. And they said to like watch out for that. So the vet had to come back out and take the stitches out and do all these things. And now he's on like a ton of antibiotics and there's a risk of his jawbone being infected and it's a whole thing. And it's of course all on me to take care of him.

And it's just really stressful. Oh my God. What did he impale himself on? I don't know. I've walked around the field three times trying to find like, cause it was so bloody. I was like, maybe there's blood somewhere.

I can see what he did it on, but I just can't find anything. Gross. I know. Poor guy. He's 20. He's like a having a hard time. Is that old for a horse or is that young for a horse?

That's pretty old. I mean, they can live to like 30 in certain cases, but 20 is up there. God, even like 2020 is wearing on Comet. I know. Comet's like, fuck it. I'm going out. And then if that wasn't enough. So that was the days have just been so long. That was yesterday morning that i had to cut me the vet at like 6 30 in the

morning and then i had the longest day like dealt with comet and then i went to ride my horse and then i went i have horses all over the place and then i went by this other barn to see noah's horse that we have leased out to someone his name is is Nemo. And Nemo's eye looked like, you know the movie Twitch when he has an allergic reaction and his face looks distorted? Is that with Will Smith? Yes, Will Smith.

Yes. Nemo's eye looked like Twitch. I have a photo of it. It's insane. His eye was massive, his eyelid. And I was like, oh my God, I can't take one more thing. I was like, if one more thing happens

to him, I'm gonna lose it. So poor Nemo had to call the vet again. And I was like twice in one day, how you doing? I'm just here keeping you in business. Can you come look at my other horse? So I had to come out and deal with that. And then, um, but he's fine. Thank goodness. You should go to veterinary school. Honestly. Okay. So today I was so stressed about it. So of all the things I can do with horses, like I feel like I really do know my stuff. Like I know I can give meds, I can do with horses, like I feel like I really do know my stuff. Like I know I can give meds. I can do eye stuff.

I can wrap legs. I can do pack hooves. Like I can do all these things. But one thing I've never, ever done or learned how to do is give a shot, like a needle. And because I'm terrified of needles. So the thought of having to like give a shot just really, yeah, I just don't like it. Well, the vet gave me a shot for a comment that i had to do today and not just any shot not just like any small most needles are

just tiny a massive 20 gauge needle and a shot this big that i had to put in that pony's muscle today and i've never given a shot to anyone or anything ever it was so scary but i did it but that's what i've been doing what have you been doing now hearing your story like hearing my story is not that interesting when i was working a little bit and i was watching the golf you know so dude you know i could say i'm jealous of your life but honestly that sounds boring as hell to me all right so sarah feels the same way she's like the golf is so fucking boring fair Fair. But like nothing else is really, yes, there's like the Stanley Cup playoffs are going on, but I don't really care about that

because I don't live in Nashville anymore. So like, I don't know, you know, and I'm also like, not from like Edmonton and I'm not like, how about the Oilers? Eh? You know, I don't give a shit. Unless it's the Preds, I don't give a shit. And then for basketball, like kind of in it, but not, you know, like that's the only thing that like I can watch for sports is golf. Okay, so Sarah was like, is this my fucking life now? And I was like, it could be worse. She goes, how could it be worse? You watch golf every single day.

I go, no, sweetie. I do not watch golf every single day. I watch golf Thursday through Sunday because that's when golf tournaments are on. They're not on on Wednesdays and Tuesdays and stuff, so relax. It could be a lot worse. She goes, how could it be a lot worse? I said, well, I could be one of those boyfriends that plays like Call of Duty nonstop all day long. And she's like, you know what?

You're right. I said, hey, listen, let me watch my nerdy freaking golf shit. Leave me be. But then today it was a crazy tournament. And I'm real quick. I'm just going to go through, okay? Dustin Johnson, who's married to Paulina Gretzky, Wayne Gretzky's daughter, who's a smoke show, by the way. He won the last tournament the week beforehand.

Wayne Gretzky's daughter, who's a smoke show, by the way. He won the last tournament the week beforehand. He shot the lowest score on the front nine of the final round ever in the history of golf. So he's playing such good golf. So he's like going in this week like probably going to win. So he's leading basically the first three rounds, goes into today, the last round, basically leading it. Buries the first three holes. Everyone's like, well, Dustin Johnson's going to win again.

Doesn't even matter. But there's a Spaniard named Jon Rahm, okay? He's kind of like this chubby little Spaniard dude. So in golf, if you hit the ball in the green and you want to pick up your ball to clean it, you have to put down a little marker to mark it, right? Well, Jon Rahm forgot to fucking do that. And he just picked up his ball as a one-stroke penalty, okay, for just doing that. Going into today, Dustin Johnson, Pauline Gretzky's husband, is like kicking everyone's ass, right?

But then all of a sudden, the Spaniard, who fucked up yesterday, makes a late charge, all right? Puts a round of four under in. He's a couple groups ahead. Dustin Johnson is three under going into 18. Puts one in the rough. I know you're yawning right now. Jon Rahm has already posted four under. Dustin Johnson hits the ball on the green 35 feet away from the hole on 18.

He has to make the putt to force a playoff. He makes the fucking putt. And Jon Rahm's sitting there going, well, if I hadn't fucking forgot to put down the stupid coin, I would have won because it wasn't a penalty, right? So then they go into a playoff. Dustin Johnson sticks one about like 25 feet. He's got a makeable birdie putt. Jon Rahm, who forgot to put the thing down, has a 72 foot putt. No way he's going to make it. Guess who drains it? The Spaniard.

It was so exciting. So even Sarah was like, normally this is so boring, but that was actually pretty fun. So whatever. Leave me alone. That was so boring. When you were having your mock argument with Sarah, you called her sweetie. And is that something you call in her under distress? Or do you guys call each other sweetie all the time? The sweetie thing, I think I say like when she's like making fun of you like sweetie you know like sweetie relax you know like that

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to sign up for your free 60-day trial. That's even more savings. That's ShipStation.com. Code YOURFAVORITETHING. Do it. Is anyone still listening to this podcast? I don't think so. No, I don't think so either.

I think we've lost everybody, which I apologize. I was spirited about, though. You were. I was still sleeping, but I mean, you sold it well. I did. Start the show? Yeah, we should. Me, you, Noah. I think it might be but I mean, you sold it well. I did. Start the show? Yeah, we should. Me, you, Noah.

I think it might be my turn, maybe. Do it. For Rose and Hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandon! By the way, did you just hear that bell? Yeah. This is how much of a dork I am. I have my iPad.

I have a soundboard app on my iPad and I record it in. Even though I have a bell right here, I recorded in the bell noise on my iPad. That's that. That is so dorky. That's bells multiple. And then I just have normal bell, which is this one. Yeah, you know. Huh. And what's the difference in bell, which is this one. Yeah, you know. And what's the difference in that and just hitting the bell in front of you?

I don't know. There's none. Interesting. This is also all my thing. You better put Therabot Lachlan on there. You better put Therabin Loughlin on there. I mean, if this was our theme song, everyone would think that our show is so sad. I know.

It's not, I don't think. I don't think so either. You know, I was listening to last week's episode. Do you listen to our episodes back? I don't have time. Also, the sound of my own voice kind of makes me want to jump off a cliff. Yeah, no, me too. Whatever.

You love the sound of your radio. No, I was saying the sound of your voice makes me want to jump off a cliff. Oh, okay. That's more like, yeah, reasonable. When you were – last week you were talking about you were like, I'm just not into comedy. And I was dying laughing because the irony is that this is a comedy podcast. You say this all the time. You do a show that's a comedy podcast and you don't even like comedy. I guess the ironic thing is like, I hate comedy, but you thought that was funny. So I made comedy. Yeah, you did. By hating it. That's true.

Dude, I recently found out my mom came to town. So we had lunch and she is visiting her great aunt, which is my grandmother's sister. They were like, it's so fascinating to talk to Casey about like the old days. Oh, yeah. Like, what do you mean? They're like, oh, man, talking about like Fall River and like, you know, great grandpa, you know, they had a farm and they had a halfway house. And during the depression, they let a lot of people stay there for free

because no one had any money. Oh, that's cool, man. Yeah, we've been talking about mom and dad. Oh, what are the stories about mom and dad? And so my grandpa lived with my grandma's family in a two bedroom house before they got married. Whoa. Effectively lived with three other boys in a two bedroom house, like in the same room. They weren't even married yet. And he was 21 or 22. And my grandma was 16 and they eloped. They left Massachusetts and went and got married, like, in the dark of night.

And my mom and my aunt's like, it's so romantic. Like, they left, and they got married. And I was like, that's a felony, guys. What are you talking about? She was 16 years old. They're like, oh my God, it's so romantic.

Like, no, it's just not like that. It's just not like, not like that anymore. And I was like, yeah, it's not like that anymore for a reason.

Like, I love my grandpa, but shit, dude. And like, it was different back then. And I was like, yeah,

no kidding. It was different. There wasn't FBI coming at you and like, Chris Hansen being like, hey, sit down. Have a seat. What are you doing? I probably have to cut that. Like that makes my grandma seem so creepy.

But like, I don't know. It's pretty funny. But it's like it's like it's a different time, you know, and like and I get that. It totally like people didn't go to college. Like you just started life early. Like people died earlier. So it was like, let's get to make a baby. It's like,

I get it. Like it was a different time. It was like pre depression and stuff. But still I was like, the way that you guys are talking about this is bonkers. Well, fast forward to now, I'll tell you what I have been doing for entertainment.

One of my best friends, Kirsten, she's the one that comes up and hangs out with me on the weekends and stuff. And she's been around quite a bit, helping with Trace's dogs while he's in LA. So Kirsten, she's the one that comes up and hangs out with me on the weekends and stuff. And she's been around quite a bit helping with Trace's dogs while he's in LA. So Kirsten's single and she's going to kill me for talking about this. She's single and she's been single since like March, I think her and her boyfriend broke up. And even that guy was just like, like they were casually dating, but she like wasn't that into it. So she'd been single for a while. And she like totally struggles with like, how do I meet somebody? I don't want to

meet somebody at a bar, but I also don't really go anywhere. And also it's the Rona and no one goes anywhere. Like, how do you meet someone? So I was like, I don't know. I just feel like maybe we should try a dating app. And so I finally got her to sign up for Hinge, who I wish was sponsoring this podcast with all this. And so I am totally,

I totally did her entire profile. It was so fun to live vicariously through. Hinge is crazy. Have you ever done a dating app? Did you ever do those before you met Sarah? No. That's the thing. I completely missed it.

Oh, my God. It's crazy. It's kind of fun to do it vicariously through keys, but I'm so glad I'm not having to do this. Okay. In the span of 24 hours, she literally started a conversation with 12 dudes. So she's like conversation with 12 dudes so she's like chatting with 12 dudes on hinge and trying to keep them all straight and sounds exhausting to have to like be funny and like cute and like make small talk with all these dudes and

there's also some freaks on there like it is everything like if you're bored even if you are in a relationship i'm telling you make a hinge profile. It is the most entertaining thing I've done in a long time. It's actually a pretty good idea. It's so crazy. Dudes are so nuts. The last thing she sent me, I make her send me everything. There was some dude like she has a photo on there and it's not even like anything. It's just like a normal cute photo of her in like denim shorts. And she's really tall and has really long legs or whatever.

But like it wasn't like the photo was nothing crazy. And the commented on it and said your legs make me want to scream yeah they do that that was his in did it work no she was like ew and i was like i know move on we have our eye on a doctor that we're talking to and of course like he's the one that's like responding the least like he's playing the most hard to get but i think he's the best catch yeah because he's saving lives exactly and he's cute and he's tall it's fascinating honestly can you compile the best entry lines from kirsten's yes binge and then bring that to the show next week absolutely it's gonna be gold okay cool cool cool i like this buddy i have watched some stuff recently that i do like what you watched have you heard of the binge no i don't think i have so do you remember the movie the purge

yes okay so it's the premise is kind of like that so in the purge it's like one night and you can fucking murder people and whatever you know yeah it's Yeah. So the binge is similar to that. If The Purge and Superbad had a love child, they made this movie. So instead of like one night you can kill people, it's one night where all drugs and alcohol are legal. Wow. So normally drugs and alcohol are illegal in this fake universe or whatever but there's one night that's called the binge where you can just get turned up okay and so it's about these high school kids who are like for the first time ever gonna do the binge just get ripped

roaring fucked up so is anybody in it that we know vince vaughn is the principal oh so you remember vince vaughn from old school old school he is like a partier you know and then like jeremy piven's like trying to stop the partying from going on you know so in this he's like the jeremy piven he's like he's the principal who's like you shouldn't do this this is so bad okay which like puts a whole new wrinkle in the whole thing the main kid is skylar gris grisando he was in spider-man he was in vacation but he was also in the righteous gemstones which we talked about before that was adam devine's new show so he's like the lead. So he's like the Michael Cera in this super bad thing. And then this other kid, Dexter Darden, is like the best friend.

And he's like the Jonah Hill of the super bad. It's like the same storyline. But like they and like and all like the crazy shit that they get into along the way. But I will tell you, it is so funny because they do so many drugs on the way to getting to this big party. And then there's a great twist that you just don't see coming. And it's just really funny. It's got some heart. It's a little bit of musical theater in there.

I'm telling you, the binge. Musical theater. A little bit of musical theater in there. It didn't hurt anybody. Everyone loves a song. You know, everyone loves a little choreography. Okay. Anyways, it a little choreography. Okay. Anyways,

it's really good. Okay. Also, finished a book recently. Oh, do tell. It's a James Patterson novel, which I know a lot of people

are going to be like, okay, it's a James Patterson. It's like, that's being like, there's a new Michael Crichton book out, or new Dean Kuntz.

You know, it's like guys that pump out books like Mormons pump out kids, which by the way, we got so many Mormons coming at me in the DMs about last episode. You had to know that was going to happen. And people were like, this is my heroine.

People were tweeting me being like, polygamy is not legal in Utah. And I was like, when the show was filming, which was in 2018, it was legal. And by the end of the season, it's a storyline that they make it illegal. And people were tweeting me like, it's not, it's not legal. And then I was like, well, on the show it is. And then people being like,

I just looked it up, you were right, I'm sorry. Speaking of those sort of, I guess, religions, you know what I saw a lot of in Montana was a lot, in Glacier National Park saw a lot of in Montana was a lot in Glacier National Park, a lot of Amish people. Oh, yeah. I feel like I would love a documentary on the Amish. Like, does that exist? Does anybody, can anybody recommend? Like, I just think that would be fascinating. I mean, I would, I assume that there is, but also like they don't believe in like electronics and you need cameras to film a documentary, you know?

Oh, yeah. Well, can't someone else just come in and film them? I don't know. I would just find that fascinating. They like hiking. Okay. All right. They like hiking and long dresses and headscarves and boots, and that's interesting. But, like, they visit national parks.

Okay. Like, that's unexpected. Yeah, and they love horses because they have horse-drawn carriages, and you love horses. Maybe you should be Amish. Dude, I could kind of get down with it except for the wardrobe. Yeah, that's unexpected. Yeah, and they love horses because they have horse-drawn carriages, and you love horses. Maybe you should be Amish. Dude, I could kind of get down with it except for the wardrobe. Yeah, that's true. I would struggle with that. Yeah.

They make some great, like, fireplaces. I know that. They're big into making fireplaces from what I understand of the internet. Since they don't use heat or AC, I would assume that they learn how to make a good fireplace. They also like, they're just not connected with any of what's going on. Has anyone told the Amish

what's going on in the world right now? Has anyone been like, hey, there's a huge pandemic, guys. Just be careful. Honestly, I doubt it. They're probably like, wow, a lot less planes are going over these days.

Well, and I wondered like, they were obviously in the park, like a lot of people wore masks or at least had them like around their neck or something to put on when you pass people. and I wondered like they were obviously in the park, like a lot of people wore masks or at least had them like around their neck or something to put on when you pass people. And I want like, I wonder like, do they pass all of us in masks and be like, what the heck is everyone doing? They're like judging the hell out of us because they have no idea. Yeah, that's kind of funny. Anyways, I know. Back to the first case by James Patterson. You love James Patterson, don't you? He's like a guy that pumps out hits, you know?

He's like the Coldplay of authors, you know? Totally, totally. You know exactly what I'm talking about. You're not sure if you're actually a fan of Coldplay, but you know all their songs. And all their songs kind of start to sound the same, but it's Coldplay, so they're duped. Yeah, and you're just like,

all right, I can get into this, you know? Yeah. Angela's graduate school days at MIT come to an abrupt end when she uses her hacking skills on another student's computer. Yet her mentor, Eve Abijan, arranges a new beginning for her as an intern in the FBI's Boston field office. for as an intern in the FBI's Boston field office. Her new supervisor, assistant special agent in charge William Keats, one of the only two agents in the Northeast to make his rank before the age of 30, sees in Angela a fellow prodigy. But Angela's skills come with a natural curiosity, which is also a dangerous liability. First case by the Coldplay of Authors, James Patterson.

It's pretty good. I got to say it's pretty good. You loved it? Didn't hate it. Ripped through it in a day and a half. Okay. If you want like a good murder mystery with a female protagonist, first case, great. Did you and Sarah by chance watch The Lost Husband on Netflix?

What's that? I wanted to start it last night and then we got down the whole hinge train and I didn't. Fergie's ex-husband. I can't remember how to say his last name. Josh, is it DeMalle? Or do you say DeMille? Josh DeMille. That's right. He's in it. Hot, by the way. But it looks really cute. The little bio of it's not very long. It says, looking to start anew, a widow retreats with her children to her aunt's goat farm, where the ranch's manager helps her navigate country life and loss. But the trailer on Netflix, it's like they're locked in a room and it kind of seems scary. So I don't really know what this is about, but Josh Duhamel. So I'm going to watch it.

You know, let's watch the trailer and see what happens. I had to get out of my mom's place. My husband's gone and I lost her house. What do we call her? Aunt Jean. Thank you so much. Oh, you're always welcome here. Where's your dishwasher?

You're looking at it, kiddo. No dishwasher, no clothes dryer, no microwave. TV? No TV. This won't be forever, just until I get us back on our feet. This is James O'Connor. He's going to teach your mama how to run the farm. There's Josh.

All right, two minutes out in the barn. Where? That's the big red structure out back. These are chickens, and these are goats. That's Taylor. That one right there is Katy Perry. Do they all have names? Yeah, they all got names, but I just call them goat.

I'm not sure I'm the farming type. I would agree with that. I am not cut out for this. We need to hire a real hand. She'll learn. I miss daddy. I know. I do too.

Sometimes I just feel like I'm drowning. Okay. This kind of pain. This just seems like a typical, like, lifetime movie. I'm totes going to watch it. It sounds great. You saw Goat Farm and was like, I'm in. Oh, 100%.

All right. Well, watch it and let us know. Okay, I'm going to watch it this week for sure. Can we do a blast from the past real quick? Yeah. I think everyone here would agree that Jurassic Park is a fantastic movie. Fantastic. I don't know if you've ever read the book, but the book Jurassic Park is a fantastic movie. Fantastic.

I don't know if you've ever read the book, but the book Jurassic Park is amazing, by the way. That's a sidebar. Jurassic Park 2, eh, I don't know. But let me tell you something, sister. Jurassic Park 3 is fucking fantastic. The book or the movie? The movie. We've watched it last night.

It is so good. Honestly, I love Jurassic Park. That's a good movie. That's a good feel good movie I could watch. Yeah, it's a feel good movie of people getting eaten by fucking dinosaurs. Love it. The cast is crazy, though, for this one. You've got Sam Neill still in it. Then you got William H. Macy.

Then you got T. Leone in it. Laura Dern makes a couple appearances. It's just so good. Jurassic Park 3, get it. I would love to just binge them all if I had the time. Yeah, just sit down and just get it. They're so great. All right, Wells, I don't know if you've been paying attention or listening to my other podcast, but I have been working on some home improvement products in my house. I've been in it a year and now that I know I'm going to stay here, I'm just trying to make it feel more like me, more homey. So I've been in it a year and now that I know I'm going to stay here, I'm just trying to make it feel more like me, more homey. So I've been looking for some new furniture purchases for my

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Your house sucks. Make it not suck so much. Seriously. All right, Bran. I have been trying to get in better shape, okay? You're always trying. Aren't we all? Okay.

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and get your Gen 4 Theragun today. That's theragun.com slash YFT. Check it out. That's theragun.com slash YFT. I mean, it's not for just elite athletes, but also being an elite athlete, it is also for me too, you know? You wish you were an elite athlete.

I am. I have a horse show next week and I'll be packing my theragun thank you very much your horse is the elite athlete they're doing all the heavy lifting you know what i'm gonna let you have that because you know what she is an elite athlete and i wish more people would recognize that but i am too okay that's like usain bolt's backpack saying that the backpacks oh if only i could put your ass on my horse and watch you fall off in two seconds nothing would make me happier nothing nothing that analogy made me nothing made me happier than that analogy. You're just jealous of my farm bod. It's looking pretty good. We started watching a show called What the Love.

What's that? It's another bad Indian reality TV. Dude, I'm telling you what. India is just kicking out some heavy hits in the reality TV realm, and I'm not mad about Bollywood. Get it, sister. The host is, I don't know who this fucking guy is but apparently he's like a huge bollywood star his name's uh i think karen jahar i probably am saying that so wrong and i'm so sorry and like don't be mad at me but like the tagline is millennials looking for love join the show in hopes of being guided into new relationship opportunities

by host karan johar who is like a big bollywood star it's so funny because everyone's like i believe in love because of your movies you know he's like i think he's like the rom-com guy of fucking India. I'm telling you what, man. Bollywood kicking out the heavy reality TV hits. What the Love with Karan Johar, or however you say his name. And don't be mad at me for not saying it right, but I'm sorry. It's so good. Are they going to do a second season of Love is Blind? Oh, funny you ask that.

So on this week's episode of the Wells cast, I have Lauren and Cam from Love is Blind. They're the interracial couple. Well, how are they? They're doing great. They're killing it. And so I was like, you know, you're not the only couple that I've had on this show from Love is Blind. I also had Damien and Giannina. I was like, what's going on with them?

And they were like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what's going on. And they were like, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. And they were really coy about it. And then come to find out that Damien was seen out with Francesca from

the other show. Too Hot to Handle? Yes! Whoa. Are they doing a season two of that show? Because I loved that show. I know. I was like, whoa, you guys are just all fucking each other now, dude. Like, wait until, like, Robbie and... Maybe they need

to do a crossover show. Love is too hot to handle. Yeah, dude. No, because it doesn't make any sense because too hot to handle, you can't hook up with anybody. And in Love is Blind, you can't even see the person to hook up with them. I have a podcast suggestion.

Oh, do tell. Okay, were you ever like a fan of Justin Long? I love him. What's the movie he did recently about that long distance relationship? Also love him and he's just not that into you. Yeah, and he was also in like The Breakup and Dodgeball. And as a former waiter, he was in waiting with ryan reynolds

which was like that was wait i never saw that oh my god you haven't no seriously go watch that tonight it's i love ryan reynolds oh my god so and you used to wait tables too or you were a hostess or whatever so it's just about working in the service industry. And when I was waiting tables, like it was our Citizen Kane. Like it was like our film. It's so good. Seriously, go watch that tonight.

It's so funny. He's got a podcast called Life for Short with Justin Long. It's also, good name, dude. That's good. I like that. So he just has famous people on. I haven't listened to any other episodes, but I'm a huge Jake Johnson fan who was in New Girl and a million other things.

He has Jake Johnson on this most recent episode and I was listening to it today. And it's so good to listen to both of them talk because their voices are iconic. Their comedy is so good. It was just really good. I don't want to send people away from our podcast and like to experience podcasts that are better than ours, but you know what? It's pretty good. I do love him. Their sponsor is Bud Light Seltzer.

And like, I don't know what I need to do other than just get psoriasis of the liver, but I drink that shit nonstop. just get psoriasis of the liver, but I drink that shit nonstop. Can we get a Trulia sponsor or a Bud Light seltzer or a Natty Light seltzer? Ew, Natty Light. Listen, I'll do anything, guys, for money.

For a seltzer campaign. I'll do anything for money. I see that. I'm a big Trulia myself. Yeah? What about White Claw? Are you breaking the laws? I like the Trulia better. I really do. What about White Claw? Are you breaking the laws?

I like the truly better. I really do. Listen, three or four in, doesn't matter what they are. You know? Anyways, that show is fantastic. And then speaking of Jay Johnson, he has a new animated show out right now that's so good called hoops it's on netflix and it's just like so irreverent and doesn't stand for anything which i love like there's no message it's like south park almost like it's just irreverent and i i kind of need that in a world where everyone's trying to be so politically correct and like tiptoeing around everything right now. I just need a show

that's like, fuck you. We're just doing it. It's centered on a hotheaded foul mouth high school basketball coach, Jake Johnson, who thinks turning around his god awful team will take him to the big leagues. The cast is so good. Jake Johnson, Ron Funches, natasha lagaro eric edelstein rob wriggle nick swardson like so many funny comics are in this show yeah hoops good stuff hoops hoops hoops hoops hoops uh did you watch the vmas no um i'm gonna need you to go watch my sister's performance because she's slayed it. Did she? She's on a disco ball that basically looks just like her wrecking ball video. Yeah.

It's a disco ball and it's everything. Oh, nice. Oh, also. Yeah. I can't believe I forgot to tell you this. So there was just, you know, in L.A. there was a lot going on. Yeah. But one day her and my mom and I were just sitting outside, just chatting away. And somehow you came up and she said, oh, Adam Wells. See, I was like, he's going to be so mad when I tell him you called him that. And we had like a full five minute conversation about she did about how your name makes absolutely no sense to be Wells Adams and that Adam Wells makes way more sense and that it should not be frowned upon on her to call you Adam Wells because that is what makes sense in her brain.

Okay. Miley, pump the brakes on fucking judging names. Okay. Also, she's met me like 17 times. I know. And you're in her mind. You are Adam Wells. And I just don't see that changing. Well, I can't wait to see her next time and be like hey Cyrus Miley how you doing? You should that would be funny. That's not even her real name. That's what she said about Wells. But that is my real name.

But she said it's not real and that Wells is a last name. So is Adams. But Adam is not. Yeah but my name isn't Wells Adam. My name is Wells Adams. It just really, it was just great. Oh, God. Really grinds my gears.

I know. Really does. Not going to lie about it. Do you have some music? Let me see. Guess who we're not playing today, though? Who? Cyrus Miley is not getting a spin today. gonna lie about it do you have some music let me see guess who we're not playing today though who cyrus miley is not getting to spin today she will be when she puts out the song that i got to hear

last week so good i hope someone else is hosting that day it's not coming from adam wells chris stapleton has a new song yes that was on my list. Okay, well, play that one....... ... ... ... ... ... ...

... ...... There's a night not being easy time There's rivers across and hills to climb Some days we might fall apart And some nights might feel cold and dark. Chris Stapleton sounds exactly like Chris Stapleton looks. A hundred percent. He's everything.

You know, Russ, R&B guy? Yeah. He has a song with Kalani called Take You Back that's out. And it's like slow and like whatever. I just love the two of them so much. So I think if you are into that kind of music like that would be cool also you got to play a little bit of Deep Reverence by Big Sean and Nipsey Hussle I love Big Sean he that was loud he is just so underrated I feel I mean he it's not that he's I know he gets recognition and like

he's a big artist and everything but I just like I don't know I just want people to love him as much as I do most of the girls I know addicted to social media all the time they put in they could have wrote encyclopedias mama said it only takes one time to fuck up your whole wikipedia and as your son I could see the type of life that you see me in after what happened in Ipsy I reached out to Kendrick it wasn't even no real issues there to begin with lack of communication and wrong information from people fueled by the ego it It's like mixing flames with diesel. Energy crazy. I realize that it's a two-way street. What's coming is going. If it don't give you more, it drains you. Should be a billionaire based on the time off I'm not taking. Probably why this shit with me get crazy and we lost the baby

and everybody around me think I'm the one. But we all just one of ones. Speaking of Wikipedia and Google. That's what you took from that? Yeah. If you Google Sarah Hyland. Oh, I already's what you took from that? Yeah. If you Google Sarah Hyland. Oh, I already know what you're going to say. It says that her partner is Joe Amabile or whatever. Grocery store Joe. And then if you.

You don't even know his last name. I don't even know how to say it. And I'm friends with him. Amabile. Amabile. I don't know. Whatever. And then you click on Joe Amabile and it says partner.

And then it goes to me and it's a pic. It's pictures of me. And it says Joe Amabile, radio DJ, born May 16th, my birthday from California. Parents, Bob and Donna Adams, siblings, Marisa Winning. Like it's all, dude, just do it right now google sarah highland it's i have to you don't have to but it's also like what the fuck i think you can submit i did okay to calm down if anyone out there if anyone have to use or like work for google or work for wikipedia or whatever can someone go fix please? Because it's very annoying to me.

That's insane. Are you a Need to Breathe fan? Yeah. They have a new song called Alive. I want to play a little. I love Need to Breathe. They're so good live. Like one of those bands that just, I mean they're good to listen to in the car but like live. It's just crazy to me that they're like a Christian band that I just don't think of as a Christian band.

I know. Switch it. They're insane. that I just don't think of as a Christian band. I know. Now we switch parts. They're insane. We set these curtains open, feel the light Swim to the surface, let our lungs ignite Slip past the guards before they raise the guns Come on, come on, catch me, we got miles to run We are the life of skinny leading these boys

Fire in the wind, we're burning out of control. We are the children chasing wondrous things. Chasing a vision, baby, like we're running downhill. Hey! I do like Need to Breathe. They're great. They're so good. Okay, I have one more.

Lynn and Stella, do you like her at all? Yeah, I had her on my other podcast, Well's Cast. Oh, cool. She has a song with Kevin Garrett, who's one of my ultimate faves. Of course. Remember he was our guy that's quarantining with Sophia Bush? Yeah. I love Kevin Garrett.

What song? It's called Every Time You Go Away, and it's very sad and slow and moody,. I love Kevin Garrett. What song? It's called Every Time You Go Away. And it's very sad and slow and moody. And I love it. Are we sure this isn't a Noah Cyrus song? Don't say that. Noah and Lennon, like. Maybe.

Yeah, well. Maybe you're too close to see it. Oh, that was great. Wow. Very Civil War-y. I can't go on saying the same thing. Why can't you see that we've got everything? Do you even know, you know? Every time you go. Oh, this is a cover. Is it?

Yeah. Take a piece of me. This is you. Every time you go. it yeah yeah watch i'll play the original and you'll absolutely know it it's like paul young version was on now that's what i call music music 5. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, this came out like the early 90s. That's the play, man. You get yourself an 80s hit that no one remembers anymore. It's true.

Fucking slap a couple big names on it and bingo, bango, bongo. You got yourself a hit, sister. Very true. I just, I love Kevin Garrett's voice. We know this, but I love Lennon Stella's voice so much. Just a very unique voice. Big Brett Cobb fan over here. Big fan of his brother's producing. But I like this one.

This is a song called Shut Up and Sing, which I like the message behind it. Thank you. thing yeah shut up and sing sometimes saying nothing says it all and then some more conjecture causes unnecessary war oh it's no so i mean like he's talking about i think a thing that a lot of country singers or actually just a lot of, like, people, like, celebrities in general hear a lot, which is, like, like, for musicians when they get political, it's on Twitter. It's, hey, shut up and sing. You know, I don't give a shit about what you have to say or whatever, you know? Mm-hmm. I think that that's such a frustrating thing to hear because it's, like, if that person was just saying what you wanted to hear, then you wouldn't say that. It's only because you disagree with what they're saying that you're saying that.

Yeah. And what does that really say about you? It's that you can't hear someone else's point of view. You can't fucking handle someone else thinking differently than you, which means you're an idiot. Margo Price and Brent Cobb and Jason Isbell, all these guys who sound so Southern and country. And then when that audience hears that they're like very liberal, they get so upset.

And it's like, well, hold on. Everyone's allowed to say whatever the fuck they want to say. Yeah. You can listen to it or you don't have to, but you say, hey, shut up and sing. Well, hold on. Their job is to write shit that makes them feel a certain way you know what are you

talking about i thought that he does a really good job of like vocalizing that thought you know he's got a line it's like sometimes saying nothing is saying something you know like and then which is so true if you don't have the nuts to say anything then you're really saying something i liked it put the soapbox away wells sorry i tend to do that i'm just kidding i'm down down Put the soapbox away, Wells. Sorry. I tend to do that. I'm just kidding. I'm down. Down with the soapbox, Wells. I got to say, dude, The Killers' new record. Really?

Oh, my God, dude. But not, I mean, I love The Killers. They're one of my favorite bands of all time. The Killers just don't know how to not write hits. I know. It's just a matter of time. She fights back. Breathing in the blowback. She's sucking on a Tic Tac. A good man is a mystery.

She's looking for clues. Whoa, you better check that, buddy. I take it back. James Patterson is the killers of authors. Everything he writes is good you know i saw someone was like hey i really liked you doing like throwback songs and stuff and maybe we should make that into a segment a segment yeah love it do you have a throwback song you're putting me on the spot here like what mood are we thinking i don't know what energy vibe what do you mean anything okay let's do this let's do this do you have a death mix no what is that oh okay death mix is

the songs that you want played at your funeral which is very important everyone out there we i think we've talked about this before but everyone out there should have a death mix because you know what if you're going well you've only been to one funeral but i've been a lot of funerals and a lot of times i'm there i'm like dude they would hate the fucking music being played right now you know like oh my god and you know what it's because it's some asshole that like doesn't even know you it's like let's just throw on a couple sarah mclaughlin songs and everything will be fine but no no no no doesn't show who the who they are so you need to sit down and write who's in your death mix if you were to die hopefully it doesn't happen do you pick sad songs for your death mix be If you were to die, hopefully it doesn't happen. Do you pick sad songs for your death

mix? It could be whatever you're feeling, dude. I won't know what I feel like if I'm dead. Okay, so then I'll do it to this week. Next week, you've got to figure out your death mix. I only have a week? Yeah, just a couple songs that'll be on your death mix. Okay, let me hear yours. I need to hear the mood of yours. So, I need to find it

for you. There's kind of an 80s band called Minute Work. They sing like we cover the land down under that song the lead singer is a guy named Colin Hay who I became friends with in my radio days and he's got a song called Waiting for My Real Life to Begin and I have this recording so everyone

remember this okay when I die I have a recording of him being on my show and I said this is a song that I want played at my funeral and he goes I know exactly what song you're going to tell me. And I said, okay. And I said, I want to play this song at my funeral. And I was wondering if you could play it for me. And if you could also say a few kind words before you sing it, so then I can play this back at my funeral. And I have this recording. I need to find it somewhere and play it back for you guys. But on my death mix is Colin Hayes, Waiting for My Real Life to Begin.

And it is so good. When I woke today Suddenly nothing happened But in my dreams I slew the dragon Down this beaten path Up this cobbled lane Walking in my old footsteps

Once again And you say Just be here now Forget about the past Your mask is wearing thin Just let me throw one more dice I found the past. The mask is wearing thin. So let me throw one more dice. So that I can win.

I'm waiting for my real life to begin. Anyways, that song's pretty great. I love you, Colin A. Very interesting. So next week, I need you to, this is your homework assignment. Write this down, Brandy. Because I'm going to ask you, and you're going to feel really bad when you don't do it. I need screenshots of really good fucking Hinged. Hinged communications.

Yes. And then I need a couple death mix songs. Death mix songs. And you and I, this would be such a cool thing for you to ask the rest of your family too.

A death, what the death? No, it's not the right time. Oh yeah, you're right. I don't know. It might be the right time. I'm writing it down. You got to think about this stuff. It's important.

I'm taking actual notes. How do you feel about this? I feel good about it. Okay. I'm just thinking like, like, you know, some people are like,

Oh, my piano roll to be fun and happy. I don't, I want everyone to be sad as hell that I'm gone. I'm thinking like the national. Yeah. Yeah. Like that route.

So we'll just, we'll continue this next week. The national and national and like uh maybe a little old jay why can i see this this being on you you would be the person that would have the song the funeral being played at your funeral a thousand percent you know who really will is Brazen Cyrus. It's his favorite song of all time. This is a great funeral song. It is. Oh, God. Also, by the way, Band of Horses,

stop being so sad. Your top songs are The Funeral, No One's Going to Love You, Is There a Ghost, and then the live acoustic version of The Funeral. Honestly, that's why we all love them so. I know.

All right. Well, I think this is a good place to go out on right here. I'm down. All right. The guy from Band of Horses is working with my brother Brazen on his music.

Ben Bidwell? I don't know his name. The lead singer? I'm not sure. Or a really tall guy? I don't know. Okay, well. All I know. That's exciting. Yeah. I met

these guys and interviewed them a bunch. The nicest dudes in the world. This is a great song. It is a good song. We'll just go out on it. All right, Brandy, I love you. Love you, Wellesley. There it is.

Love you guys. We wait for Morning to wake you It's all we got. The national. This sounds appropriate for my funeral. Oh, God. I mean, I was sad before, but afterwards,

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