Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Rusty D!ck AKA Russell Dickerson stops by!

Episode Date: April 24, 2019

This week on YFT, Brandi learns what a something called a "time zone" is and Wells tries to figure out how that puts her one week behind. Equally as profound, Wells confesses to two-day-ing his underwear, his disgust with regular free ballers, and what Bachelor Nation dudes are for sure on that list. And then Brandi's old high school and college friend Russell Dickerson stops by! Known in middle school as Rusty Dick, Russell reveals the happiest day he's ever lived (besides his wedding day) that of course involves the one and only BLOOD. The three discuss their hopes that the Kardashians will do a Masterclass, the Notre Dame fire conspiracy theory, and Billy Ray living his best life. Brandi also drops the BIGGEST bomb at the end of the show, and tries to act natural but too bad this is a podcast and is recorded so we can all play it back. Oh, and lots of music is played and shows are recommended throughout. Enjoy! Thanks to our amazing sponsors! Check out these deals just for our listeners: Become as good a cook as 'Cooking Wells' with HelloFresh! Get $80 off your first order by visiting HelloFresh.com/yft and using promo code YFT Get comfy bras that are the perfect fit at ThirdLove! Get 15% off your first order by visiting ThirdLove.com/yft And fix your broke-ass grill with Smile Direct Club - get $150 off your order by visiting smiledirectclub.com/podcast and using promo code YFT150

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It really does. And I don't understand because I put it correctly in my calendar. And for some reason, I just can't get a handle on it. I don't know. So if you guys don't know what we're talking about, which you wouldn't unless you're in our text chains, which is kind of creepy. First of all, we were supposed to do this live with Russell Dickerson in my studio

today. And I get a text message from Brandy being like, I don't know why I thought I was going to be in L.A. I'm not going to be in L.A. for like three more days. So I was like, OK, OK, I don't even I don't even know how that happens where you think you're going to be in a different state. I could explain it, but it's you guys are going to be in a different state. I could explain it, but it's, you guys are going to be like, no, that's not valid.

Here's the issue. I have too much going on and I need help. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You need an assistant. I do really truly.

And that sounds really like douchey of me, but I just have, I like to do things all on my own and I'm a little bit of a control freak and I'm like, oh, I can just do it. But it's starting to get to a point where things are so all over the place that I'm like letting things slip through the cracks, which is very unlike me. And it's a problem. Yeah. So I am going to be there next Monday. And for some reason, when we were

scheduling this with Russ, when she said Monday, she said the right date, it's my fault. But I just kept thinking, oh, the Monday after stagecoach, I'll be there. We're already recording. Great. And then yesterday I was looking at it and I was like, wait a minute, this is not, no, I'm not going to be in LA tomorrow. And then she sends me a text message this morning. We were supposed to start recording at 930, let's say my time. And at 830, I'm downstairs having coffee, watching the depressing news. And I get a text message from Randy being like, ready when you are. And I'm like, okay, well, we're an hour early, but yeah, let's, I don't do it now. I don't care. And what's funny is I was texting you while I was

still in bed about, are we going to start 30 minutes sooner? And I was like, yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, I got to get up. I got to start talking on a podcast in like 10 minutes. I need coffee and totally. But the bright side is I got a lot of work done in the past hour. That's good. A lot of things I was putting off. I was like, I'm just going to sit down and do it. Well, I'm proud of you, even though having a hard time understanding the old clock change. I know. I know. I'm now taking applications for an assistant. If you'd like to apply, please send me an email. Number one. StyleNative.com.

What is it? Contact at StyleNative.com. You literally can have zero experience in this job, except for the fact that you have to understand time differences. That's it. I know. That'll be good. You want to start the show? Yeah.

Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with wells and brandy now this is a such a morning show right there what you just did right there shows everyone that's listening that low energy show is coming at you no i'm gonna get fired up when i start talking about game of thrones don't you worry i know but but usually it's like and i just gotta i just gotta well i'm also like in my apartment and don't want to i mean i guess it's 10 30 and people should be up but it is kind of a holiday i don't know it's earth day it is earth day i know i was gonna say i know we do music at the end of the episode yeah and we can play it then but do you know about the earth day song is it the little dicky one yeah you know my sister's on it what animal is she on that one she's the elephant oh she is yeah uh something about like i got a lot of junk in my trunk oh which isn't accurate she's a very tiny

bum but yeah yeah little dicky what are you doing what are you doing casting miley as an elephant i know but okay we'll play it at the end of the episode because it's really cute actually my favorite is like he's like going through all the different animals on the planet. And then it's just like, and I'm Kanye West. And I'm a fucking alien, probably. But yeah, I like it. I'm fascinated that you got everybody on it. We'll play it later. Yeah, so I'm thinking that Leo was the real facilitator here.

Oh, for sure. Because it's kind of predicated all around him and his um his charity whatever but it's very cool it's like i want to watch that cartoon actually i don't want to listen to a little dicky rap i want to watch that cart whatever that cartoon is with like halsey and miley and everyone i want to see that yeah it's really cute i don't even know what to say i mean i do know what to say but i don't know what to say right now mean, I do know what to say, but I don't know what to say right now. HBO, you're giving us six motherfucking episodes left, right? Six episodes of Game of Thrones closing out,

arguably the greatest cinematic television experience of our lives or any other generation's lives, okay? You come at us with an opening episode, which was good, it was set in the stage and then that last episode one sixth of what's left you give us that shit i don't need any of that what the fuck did i just watch i knew you were gonna do this this is bullshit dude there were some really lovely moments i teared up quite a few times during this episode yes branna tart getting um knighted was beautiful very cool all right i'm glad that aria got some

good old there i see i told you that was gonna happen yeah we all knew that was gonna happen i didn't realize it was gonna happen this quick though, though. I mean, she like went for it. And I was like, yes, girl, go after what you want. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I was happy about that. But I also felt bad. Like your first time always sucks. And you got to get it over with.

But, you know. Wait, are we going to do this without the music playing in the background? Oh, my bad. I know you. Well, no, because I'm mad. I know. And anyone who says because I'm mad. I know. And anyone who says they're not mad is a liar. I was a little disappointed.

I would like to say that's the correct word. We were all told that all these episodes are like seven hours long, you know, like run times of an hour and a half. That was a 47 minute episode that we watched last night. Yeah, that's the biggest bummer of them all i think is that they're just so short well also just don't lie to us or like i i just feel so annoyed all right and then like i really wanted to see what i i was like okay so if this is gonna be the lamest episode in the history of Game of Thrones episodes than when... Oh, this is a stupid minstrel one.

Come hither to hear us talk about the shittiest episode ever. Like literally nothing happens. A bunch of people get drunk. And also Tyrion, dick move. Because you're not fighting doesn't mean you should get everyone else drunk. All right. Those guys need to be fucking sharp. Don't be just getting everyone drunk because he can't go out and fight he's gonna be stuck down in the in the catacombs or whatever hold on i need to find the

better the crips all right this is it did you think that was a good episode though there no it wasn't it didn't live up to my expectations but there were a lot of really good moments in it that i enjoyed watching and like i never tear up during television like i don't cry ever and i teared up so many times during this yeah great but there were some sweet moments wonderful but there's only four episodes left. And like, literally, that was an episode where nothing happened. The only thing that happened was Jon told Daenerys that, hey, guess what? Cut my throne. Gotta be honest with you.

And I didn't love that scene. Did you? Well, I thought it was very telling. When it was happening, I turned to Sera and I was like, she's going to kill him. The throne is more important to her than getting that good deep joke on. Yeah. And I was like, I think that would have been the one thing that saved that episode. If she just went straight up, just murdered his ass.

And that's how John dies. I would have been devastated. Like a praying mantis. Yeah. Get that deep D and then eat his head. I did. Like the interesting thing about that scene to me is like a few minutes earlier,

she's in there telling Sansa how much she loves Jon and I'm here fighting for him and blah blah blah blah blah and man, she changed her tune real quick when he told her. Yeah. That he was a librarian. Here's the thing. She wasn't like, oh my god, I've been sleeping with my nephew.

How weird. No, I know. It was you motherfucker trying to steal my throne. Absolutely not, not, oh god. What have I been doing with my vagina? No, it was, don't you dare try to get on that throne

of swords. That would have been the only thing that would have saved it for me if she just fucking murdered him. But she didn't do that. So then literally nothing happened. Everyone just got drunk before the big game, which seems stupid. You know, maybe, I don't know, hydrate before you go killing a bunch of White Walkers. Yeah. I also like, really, John?

Like, this is the right time? Like, of all the times you could have told frickin' Danny about, like, what you found out, like, you're picking right now, seconds before the White Walkers descend on Winterfell, you're picking now? Horrible timing. Yeah, but that could be the last time that they, you know. I know, but couldn't he just have done it a little sooner? Right when Sam told him? I should probably go tell Danny this real quick. It's kind of important. Come hither to an episode that was absolutely horrible.

Can we talk about the good points of it? Okay, do it. Tell me what the good points were. You know what one of my favorite parts was and no one's talking about it? Sansa and Theon's reunion I thought was so precious and I think they're going to bone now. Except he can't. He doesn't have

a wang. By the way. I know. But neither does, what's his face? Yeah, they're just little worm. They're just scissoring me timbers. That's what they're doing. Yeah, so Sansa and Theon are going to do that. They're going to scissor. By the way, like, I'm sorry, but but the white walkers if they were watching these episodes they would be laughing hysterically at the ragtag motley crew that's arrived in winterfell okay so here are

the two people that have shown up to help out in this fight you got jamie lannister who's missing a fucking arm by by the way. And it's not even like he's left-handed. It's his dominant arm. Oh, so great. We got the one guy who no one really trusts coming in, who's missing an arm. Super sweet, dude. And then the other guy that shows up is Reek, who literally was the biggest puss up until about seven minutes left in the last episode where he went and saved his sister, who, by the way, was in jail because of him. You know, you're not wrong.

So the two. Oh, great. What an amazing two recruits we got. got we got a dickless asshole who hasn't helped anyone until about three seconds ago and the guy who we're pretty sure is going to murder denarius in her sleep at the end of this whole thing because he's the king's lair literally he's going to try you think so yeah when she okay when they were standing in the hall and deciding whether he should stay or not and then they all decided not fine you can stay when she walks by him to get out, I'm like, are you crazy? You can't just walk by him. He's got a sword. Yeah, but... That would have been nuts

if he had just like decapitated her right there. I know, but never gonna happen because... Okay, so we got some fan thought on it. Yeah, I read one I really liked, but please read them. Okay, hold on. I gotta do this. I keep... Stop

playing the right song! Okay, so someone tweeted to us a pretty good theory. I'm not sure if I can find it. It's kind of far down in my tweets, but the theory was that Arya was going to kill Jaime and then use

Jaime's face to go kill Cersei. Great theory. And Bronn, the guy who's been tasked to go kill Tyrion and Jaime with the crossbow for poetic justice, is going to come across Jaime, a.k.a. Arya, and shoot him slash her, and that's how Arya dies, which I think is a great theory. It's a validk.a. Arya, and shoot him slash her, and that's how Arya dies, which I think is a great theory.

It's a valid theory. I'm still sticking with, I think that, I think that Sansa is going to get killed somehow. Do you really? I mean, like, she's such a power-hungry bitch that, like, I could totally see her doing that to go join the White Walkers and marry the Night King.

That would be insane. This whole show is insane. What are you talking about? You're right. So anyways, the show ends with like the White Walkers finally getting there. What's going to happen? I mean, they are armed to the teeth with some

freaking dragong glass, bro. They are. You know? Here's my thing. How the hell are they going to stop this ice dragon? Well, the two other dragons. Yeah, but what if the ice dragon kills the other two dragons first? I mean, I think one dragon, I think the ice dragon is going to kill one of the dragons.

No. It's got to happen. You think? Yeah, for sure. Danny and john don't each get a dragon i don't like that yeah well it's because danny's gonna kill john because she wants the throne she might she might kill him but he's gonna come back to life because he already did once no no because i don't know where the red woman is anymore she's lurking if they didn't kill her off, she's lurking. Where's Melisandre?

Where's the girl that queefs out fucking demons? Where is she at? All right. Remember the episode where she queefed out a demon? Oh, I'll never forget it. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. So don't be like, do you really think that she would kill herself and go join the White Walkers? That sounds crazy. Oh, really? Remember the episode where the girl queefed out a demon? Oh, no?

Okay. Oh, God. It's whatever. I'm still mad, but... Yeah, I'm disappointed. I'll be, you know, I'll be happy when next Sunday shows up. All right? So come here the next week. We'll have a

maybe it'll be a better episode. Yeah. We all have a thing doing Game of Thrones recap. Something tells me this battle scene with the White Walkers is what they've spent so much time filming and spent so much money on. So I think it's gonna be pretty epic.

Yeah. Obviously. This is what we've been driving for for years but i don't know man i wanted i needed something i needed something to hold on to and and brianne getting knighted isn't enough are you getting the drip drunk and isn't enough for me i needed something guys yeah i know you and everyone else the meme of the week is the one of brienne standing there and you know the whole nothing happened whatever yeah everywhere but but we're happy for brienne might as well be everyone's profile pic for the next week i know all right are we done with the game of thrones yeah i'm done all right i actually think i actually think i've

got more material when it's bad than when it's good you know i do too actually dude i guess i'll be honest with you you know you know who you know who loves hello fresh who well howdy there friends welcome to another episode of cooking whales this makes it fucking. All you got to do is just open a box and boom, a bunch of shit's right there for you to make delicious tasting food. Seriously, though. Seriously, though. I really do love HelloFresh. And I worked with them

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night thing because like you and your girl can like or for you you and michelle hillsman can get together and be like let's cook this together And then he'll be like chopping up like an onion. He's like, let me show you how to chop up onion. And then he comes behind you and then caress. He grabs your hand while while his lower groin area rubs up against your back. And then you guys are cutting onions together and it's hot. And then we're like, screw the food. Fuck. And bye.

Hello, fresh. together and it's hot and then we're like screw the food let's fuck and bye hello fresh um i got some favorite things brah but we gotta call your boy uh russell dickerson in like eight eight minutes or so we do um he downloaded skype just for us apparently that's good yeah also welcome to 2019 russ who didn't have skype bro i only use it for you if i'm honest yeah that's true i'm surprised you don't use it for uh michelle hilsman no we use whatsapp oh yeah yeah yeah yeah so what's that sex that whole thing yeah yeah yeah that was a that was the name of an episode of ours. Oh, was it? Mm-hmm. Cute. Hey, so I'm sure his mom loved that, by the way. I really hope his mom listens to the podcasts.

I really hope she doesn't. I did learn recently that she downloaded Instagram just to follow me on Instagram. Wow. And I'm over here posting thought pictures in my swimsuit for Coachella. And I'm like, oh, Lord. that was literally like the day I posted that. He was like, oh, by the way, my mom says you have really great style. She follows you on Instagram now. And I'm like, oh, God, now I have to filter my Instagram. No.

Well, you can you can just block her, by the way. No, then she'll know. No, you can block her like on specific pictures. You can. I don't know if that's true, but I think you can. I don't think so. You had one pic where you were like petting a horse and sarah and i both were like damn that booty looks good i don't know if you've been doing score yeah it's on your story fun facts

i had so many people dm me and be like did you get butt implants did you and i wanted to be like are you effing kidding me? What else? Unbelievable. First of all, no, this ass is all natural. Thanks. And second of all, who in their right mind would get butt implants that rides horses every day? That sounds awful. I don't know. It might be good.

It might give you like, it's like an extra saddle pad. No, I don't think so. No? I don't think so. Sounds like you would ruin the butt implants. Maybe so. Maybe. Anyway, no. All natural. Thanks No? I don't think so. Sounds like you would ruin the butt implants. Maybe so. Maybe. Anyway, no.

All natural. Thanks. Well, looking great, girl. Do whatever you're doing. I love it. Swells. I got some favorite things if you want to rip through them before we call up your boy. Let's rip through a few.

Have you heard of Black Summer? I watched the preview and was terrified. Oh, yeah. Okay, so it's on Netflix. James King. She's an actress and a model. She's good friends with Sarah. She's the main character.

Wait, Jamie King? Yeah, Jamie King, James King. She used to go by James King way back in the day, and now I guess she goes by Jamie. I like James King. Yeah, it was like when, what was that movie that she was in where she was like totally the it was like a totally like 90s rom-com and she was just the hot one in the show

anyways black summer netflix so good okay so it's really it's zombies but the way it's done is much different than like that of walking dead if it's following kind of like three different groups of people the day that kind of like people are getting evacuated as people are like turning into zombies the storytelling is really good the acting is really really good and these zombies are really scary like there's you don't really know how to kill them well i'm like we're like five episodes in and i don't know if i've seen anyone really kill one except for like a gun is this a scary series like can i not watch this alone or no i think so i mean it's it's do you think walking dead scary no i would say it's it's if walking dead is uh on the scale of scary is a seven this is probably a nine oh so it's a little scarier

it's just a little scary yeah but it's not like it's not like oh like you're jumping a lot or like creepy it's just i don't i don't find zombies as like they're giving me nightmares i find zombies as like get that mallet him in the head like i get angry at like their their tactics of killing zombies okay anyways black summer very good really okay great and then the other one that i did on the flight out to chicago i was in chicago this past weekend and this is one where i've we've been getting a lot of dms and tweets and instagram dms about it free solo have you seen that no okay so i won an oscar so we're not the first people to think this is great. It's a documentary about this kid who is, I guess, like the best free solo climber in the world.

And I don't know if you know, do you know what free soloing is? Yes. So for those that don't, it's when you go climbing without a rope, which is so dumb. So dumb. Are you serious? It's insane so this kid's like the guy that like is so bad at like at all every climber's like that's that's our you know our jesus reincarnate like he's like just beloved and it's just all about him wanting to free solo el capitan which is like the craziest rock face in the world. It's in Yosemite. And it's

just like all about him doing it and like figuring out how to do it. And there's kind of interesting things like a lot of the free. And by the way, in the movie, that's like ruin it. But like in the movie, a bunch of his friends die from wait for it, free soloing. Okay? So if that isn't like a hint to be like, maybe you shouldn't do this, pal. I don't know what is. Yikes. So is this a documentary? Yeah, it's a documentary about him trying to climb El Capitan.

Whether he does or he doesn't, you got to watch and see. But there is an interesting part where they're talking about his family life. You can tell he's a good looking looking guy but his eyes are huge and like almost black like always like super dilated almost like a serial killer not to say that he's a crazy person but he's a little crazy so they talk about his dad and they're like and his dad's passed away and the mom's like talking about the dad and she's like yeah you know like at the time we wouldn't be able to kind of uh this wasn't something that we diagnosed, but we'd now probably say that he was Asperger's back then. Like a socially awkward guy. And so, this

kid's a little, you can tell he's like a little just like numb to like just emotions in general. So they go have him take an MRI and they show him pictures of like murders and like boats sinking and like someone stabbing him with a knife. And like, then they read him back like someone stabbing with a knife and like

then they read him back like what his amygdala in his brain like the part of your brain that's like ah scared and like this guy is total serial killer like nothing lights up in his brain with like that's terrifying yeah so like that shows like it's there's a difference between like the guys that like are thrill seeker free soloists who like take like crazy risks and like still pull it off. Whereas this guy is like very methodical and like scientific about it. Anyways, I watched it on the way to Chicago and I was so blown away by it. And also the whole time you're like, oh, he's going to fucking fall. Like that the whole time. You're just like all this like blocked up.

And then the way back. That's why I don't think I can watch it. On the way back. I know. I know. On the way back, I watched it again because I was so enthralled by it. You watched it twice? I watched it twice, bro.

Wow. Yeah. That says a lot. Yeah. Speaking of your flight home i one of my favorite story sets you've ever done oh yeah was free balling through the airport well it was a short trip to chicago like i flew in on friday i had to work on saturday came back first thing on sund. So what?

You took like one pair of underwear? I didn't bring it. I didn't. It was such a like, OK, I want to. It was like I was a shoot. It was a shoot for something. So I was like, I'm gonna wear this extra socks. And I was like, I brought a tiny bag.

And then I get there for the shoot. I'm like, oh, no, I forgot underwear. So I so I reused the day before underwear for actually shooting. Oh. Listen, I didn't know what to do. And then by the flight home, I was like, they've seen too much. These underwear, I had to burn them. It's too far gone for them.

I got to free ball it. And I just don't understand how people free ball. Because your cock and ball is up against the zipper and that's cold yeah did you have jeans on yeah well and so you're constantly like no thank you i just don't understand how people do it but isn't it weird that they don't sell underwear in airports it is really weird actually why don't you mention it yeah they sell like oh silly sucks i don't understand why you don't sell underwear yeah oh cool it is crazy it's the craziest thing they said the stupid sweatshirts and paraphernalia all this crap i need underwear and i would have

like what if someone like shits their pants on the plane or something and needs new underwear well i guess normally in their carry-on they've got an extra pair but i maybe i don't know it does seem like something that should be in airports though like get with it y'all yeah um oh my other thought about this though was so the airport is the one place like i always feel like a complete douchebag if I'm like talking to my phone in public, you know, like I'm like doing a story being like, look at me. But specifically in airports, I'm very self-conscious. I know. How did you pull this off? I know.

I realize the phone was very close to your face, but like, do you feel like, oh, my God, people are looking at me like this guy is obsessed with himself, like typical millennial. Yeah, it's funny you say that because i was like in my mind i was like this is funny and i think that like i think that people would laugh at this story but also i i'm not that guy that can be like hey guys getting a lot of questions about my face care regimen like let me tell you about i'm not that guy so i uh definitely was like walking around and i did the first part like walking around and people were looking at me and i was like okay so then so then i had to go i had to go find a place where like a terminal that was like kind of closed like no one was there and then like i did like the majority of it and i also was

still like just kind of like looking down, being like, uh, you know, I'm talking to myself. Yeah. Yeah. I always just feel like I, even if I try to like start taking one,

I'm like, Oh, I hate myself. I can't do this. Yeah. It was, it was great. Free.

Oh boy. I'm free. Free ballin'. Free. Oh man. Oh, boy. I'm free-balling. Free-balling. Free-balling. Free-balling. Free-balling. Free-balling.

Free-balling. Free-balling. Free-balling. Free-balling. Oh, man. I just don't understand. Like, I'm pretty sure, like, Dean doesn't wear underwear. I'm pretty sure Colton doesn't wear underwear.

And I'm pretty sure they- Ben didn't for a minute there. Ben doesn't. Like, sociopaths. Gosh. Also, your jeans are so gross. Or your pants, whatever. You know, if you've ever had just like a bad day on the toilet, your underwear is taking that.

All right. And if you don't have that, that means your pants are. And you're a filthy monster if you're just walking around with soiled jeans all day. Disgusting. If you're just walking around with soiled jeans all day. Disgusting. Wells. Yeah. You might hate this conversation, but do you know what one of my favorite things is this week?

Bras. Yes. I finally discovered bras that actually fit me correctly. I have a really hard time finding stuff that fits right. I feel like I'm built funny, you know? And the cool thing is that you go online and you take a little quiz and Third Love can pinpoint exactly what kind of bra you need. They have a lot of different size options. They actually have half sizes, which is something I haven't found anywhere else. And they deliver it straight to your door, which is great. Yeah. I obviously don't need a bra yet, but there will be a day in which I will start getting some man boobs and then maybe I will start working with third love. But I did send this offer to my sister

who is, she's pregnant right now and they have maternity bras, which I think are very important because I guess you're already carrying around this, uh, this parasite in your stomach and it's like weighing you down. And then also like your boobs are starting to weigh you down. So I think, uh, she was super pumped about it. Yeah. You know, bras are the one article of clothing that I feel like women really hate, uh, as a group. It's like, as soon as you get home, it's the first thing you can't wait to take off and all that because they're uncomfortable a lot of the time. So to be able to find a bra that fits correctly and is comfortable to wear is a big deal. The cool part is you have 60 days to try

this bra. You can wash it the whole deal. And if you don't love it, you can return it and they'll wash it and donate it to a woman in need, which is dope. And they'll also exchange it for a different size or a different style or whatever you prefer so that you can find the perfect fit. Oh, whoa. I didn't know that. That's pretty cool. Very cool. Third Love knows they're a perfect bra for everyone. So right now they're offering 15% off our listeners for the first order. Yeah. So go to thirdlove.com slash YFT now to take a little quiz and find your perfect

fitting bra and you get 15% off your first order. It's dope. Do it. That's third love.com slash YFT for 15% off today. Bras. They're one of my favorite things. Favorite things to take off. Yes. Or whatever they, whatever they hold, love what they hold. or whatever they hold, love what they hold. Okay, so Brandy's a smile hider. She needs to fix her broke ass grill because her bottom teeth are all crooked. So you went to Smile Direct. They did some sort of, there was science involved,

lasers, I think, sonar. They figured out what was wrong with your teeth. And did they send you the trays yet? Yeah. So yeah, I went to Smile Direct Club in Denver, downtown, and it was super quick. They actually took a scan of my teeth. It was very high-tech and very fancy. And then not too long after that, I received my box in the mail. It's so cool because they send you all of the trays you're going to need for the entire thing in one box. So it's not like you have to wait for different shipments at different times, which is really convenient for me since I travel so much. I just have them all now. So I finally got to start and put my first trays in.

It's been five days ago. So I have two days left with these first trays, and then I get to switch to the next ones, and I'm on my way to a perfect smile. Does that hurt? No, it doesn't hurt at all. So when I was a kid, I remember I had like a retainer that was very similar to this, like the trays. And that's what it feels like. So it feels tight, but that's a good thing because that means that your teeth are moving. If it didn't feel like anything, I would be bummed. And how does it look? Like, can you tell you got something in your mouth? No, not at all. I actually went out Friday night for Blake's birthday.

Yeah. Which, by the way, there were like a billion Bachelor dudes there, and it was wild. But no one could even tell I hadn't. I hadn't in all night. You can drink water with the men, which is perfect for me, since that's all I drink at the club. And yeah, you talk normal and everything. It's great. Once you get to your liners,

one of Smile Direct Club's licensed doctors will check in on your progress every 90 days. Most new smiles take about six months on average. So yeah, in about five and a half months, Brandy will have a beautiful smile ready to show off to Michelle Hilsman. Yes, I will. And it's great. They also send you email reminders when it's time to switch your trays, which is perfect because clearly my brain is overwhelmed and I forget things like what time it is and when I'm going to be somewhere. So the fact that I get a reminder about, Hey, time for a new tray is absolutely perfect for me. So visit smile, direct club.com for real before and after photos if you want to check that out.

There's 550,000 plus satisfied customers. You can check out their smiles online. Yeah, get a $25 Amazon gift card with a free 3D scan at one of their smile shops. Or get a $25 rebate on an in-home impression kit. in-home impression kit, then exclusive for our listeners. Get $150 off your invisible aligners at smiledirectclub.com slash podcast and use our offer code YFT150. I know that you guys probably hear a lot of ads on podcasts and stuff. You're like, do they even use them? Brandy straight up is doing this right now. So I'm doing it. You know, we believe in it, man. Yeah. So if you're unhappy with your teeth, they're a little crooked. If you didn't wear your retainers like you're supposed to, this offers for you. You can join me in this whole process and get $150 off at smile direct club.com slash podcast offer code.

Y F T one 50 Y F T one 50. YFT150.com slash podcast. Offer code. YFT150. YFT150. Do it. Should we call your boy? Yeah, let's give him a call. All right. Well, let me put a shirt on. Nope.

Let me cover my nipples. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Russ, I don't know if anyone told you, but this show, you got to do it shirtless. Okay. All right. I'm down. It's a podcast, so no show, you got to do it shirtless. Okay. All right. I'm down. It's a podcast, so no one's actually going to see it, but we want people to paint that picture in their mind. Anything for some more followers, basically,

is what we're doing. Anything. More nips, more followers. There we go. There he is. Oh, wow. Hi, Russ. Yay. what's up brando oh you know oh it's kind of funny so i'm in denver i live here now hi nice um it's kind of funny so russ has always called me brando and Wells calls me Brandi.

It's kind of funny. Plural. I kind of like Brando, like Marlon Brando, but more attractive and less talented. Oh. Oh. True. Very true. So, hey, do I call you Russell or Russ?

Yes. All right. Either one. All right. uh so do hey do i call you russell or russ yes all right either one all right it freaks me out that people call you russell why because i've always known you as russ yeah i know but you're not russ anymore you're russell yeah but in sixth grade i was rusty dick so oh there's that when when does that get to come back into your life well uh if you know the girl with no job you know claude yeah her so i i did their show and somehow that came out of my mouth and now it's it's non-stop it's back now like yeah like people at shows will come up to me like that's amazing yeah wait brandy do you have an annoying nickname when you were in like middle school no really yeah no did you yeah well was it well wells fargo is still one i get which is so annoying original i went i went to the bank the other day, and I do not give my money to Wells Fargo. And I was opening up another account, and they're like, why don't you use Wells Fargo

because your name? And I was like, yeah, no, I got it. And like, you should do that. And I was like, motherfucker at Chase Bank, you need to be promoting your bank, all right? You do not need to be promoting Wells Fargo right now. I'm transferring all accounts. Yes, that's a good call, man. I never thought of it.

I also got curly sue a lot, and that at the time annoyed me. Now I kind of embrace it because I do have curly hair. And I'm a cute kid, you know? curly hair and i'm a cute kid you know so and you have uh you know like an orange colored penis so it makes sense that you were rusty dick exactly brandy's face i see kaylee back there lurking yeah hi kaylee hi guys yeah she's so cute wait okay so is this your event place in venice Hi, Kaylee. Hi, guys. She's so cute. Wait, okay, so is this your place in Venice?

Yeah. And you're living there now? Yes. That's insane. We are just here for the week pre-stage coach. We had a show in Calgary. Oh, yeah? So we just flew straight down. And instead of flying back

to Nashville, flying back to LA. We're just chilling here. We're actually getting rid of it. You are? We're moving. We bought a new house in Nashville. We're not going to be neighbors anymore?

No. You live in Denver, bro. I don't live there anymore, but I still have my house. Wait, where are you live in denver i don't live there anymore but i still have my house wait where are you buying nashville like what neighborhood uh i'm by the zoo we're like right by the zoo all right yeah it's super ghetto wait is that where you bought oh no no no where we bought over like just south of green Hills, like down Hillsboro. Yeah. Hillsboro and Old Hickory.

Moving on up. Come on. Moving on up. I'm going to come up. Going to get a piece. Where do you live in Nashville, Wells? I own it. I mean, I don't want you to tell everybody.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. It's a funny question because I, who did we have on the other day where i was like it says a lot about hunter hayes yeah hunter hayes i was like where where do you live in nashville i don't the address but like the erics i think it says a lot about the person and he was so cagey about where he was and i was like okay bro relax i just want to know like west side downtown right you know germ Germantown. So I have, I have a house, my house was in, or is in East Nashville, really close to Mitchell's Deli, which, shout out. Like I could hit Mitchell's Deli with the rock, which was not a good thing because they

would like know me when I'd walk in, they'd just start making the turkey bacon off for me. That sounds so good right now. Yeah, it does. Gosh. So, Russ, you do you think you'll live in Nashville forever? Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

That'll always be on base. Yeah. Yeah. Are you going to keep a home there? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Does Pops, do you also have that property? We sure do. Yes, we do. We'll always have that. Speaking of the resurrection, dude, I just got the Billboard Hot 100 like another week.

Is it insane? It's so good. Oh my God. Wait, okay. What day are you performing at Stagecoach? Friday at 5 You're not staying the whole weekend No we're coming back here we're moving out of our apartment And rolling out Wait so I want to know how do you

How do you two know each other Yes Me and Russ We've been friends since high school Yeah we were like Franklin Tennessee Scene kids together oh wow and like listen to metal music and just like everybody it's like all of our friends from high school like there wasn't like high school boundaries everybody in franklin was just like

friends with everybody yeah like you me grayson kat, yeah, I know. Emily Vaughn. I feel like Emily Vaughn is who really introduced us and got us hanging out together. But Russ was in, Russ not only listened to metal music, Russ was in a metal band called Buried Under Broken Glass. And I used to go watch his band perform. And you guys, I know, I know the other guy's band. Did you guys practice in that storage space at

MTSU also yeah so yeah that all these guys shared this storage space like uh in in Murfreesboro in the ghetto and that's where they'd all rehearse and their little cute metal metal bands and all of us girls like go and watch and hang out it was that was that was the life It's so funny because like that was like such, I mean, as horrible as the music was, that was such like a pure musical experience. Like we just like wanted to be around it. It was loud. It was crazy. It was rebellious. We were freshmen in college and we just like wanted to go hang out at this storage space in the ghetto, like in the middle of and just like listen to music it was so i love yeah good times great times good times yeah and

i so i was one of the few people that lived in an apartment our freshman year college and so everybody would come over to my apartment and and we'd have huge parties and this is before i wouldn't even drink this is before i had ever had like a drop of alcohol. I was so straight edge. I wanted to die. And but Russ was like my one buddy that would come over. And then I never knew who anyone else was, I feel like. But we did.

We had some good times. Can we just real quick, by the way, I tried to find buried under broken glass on Spotify. Doesn't exist. It was before Spotify. But also like weirdly similar to the Annie Lennox hit Walking on Broken Glass,

which is playing in the background right now. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going home to Nashville next week, actually. And I have so many photos from week actually and i have so many photos from that era i have so many bracing too like i'm gonna dig all those out and just put them on glass on instagram please do i have no problem about it what was what was brandy like in high school dude was she cool brandy i mean brandy was like honestly one of the boys like that's why I think we're such good

friends nothing's changed we yeah like she would drive around in her ex Tara and like we didn't even have like yeah like she had she had an apartment and so like she would just like come pick us up and we would all hang out till literally 2 a.m 3 a.m just like not wanting to go back to our dorms and we just like oh we didn't do anything we just like hung out and just that was literally it we had no money to do anything besides just be little punk kids just hanging out yeah yeah wild times oh we go to the caf we go to subway we'd use our uh we'd use our what raider bucks yes yeah dude we would make it rain is that like high school gift card is that what that is yeah college at mtsu and my parents would

only put like 250 bucks a month on that thing for me and man i had so i was spread thin, but I made it last. Subway, Taco Bell, Chick-fil-A. Ate really well in college. Yes. All right. So the show's called Your Favorite Thing. I'm not sure if Brandy told you much about it, but we basically just talk about the things that we think are cool this week, like our favorite thing this week. So what are you watching, listening to, following,

whatever that you think is super dope this week, Rusty Dick? What did we just finish? We're a little late on this. We just finished OJ vs. the People. Oh, wow. So good. Just finished. That was what?

Oh, I just signed up for Masterclass. Oh, wow. Y'all know about that? No. So I'm watching Timbaland right now. So he literally, it's 180 bucks for the gear. And it's like super high quality videos of who Natalie Portman does an acting class, etc. You know, like all these like huge people do like explain their craft.

And Timbaland is like amazing. He starts from complete scratch and he like goes up to a microphone. He's like, you know, whatever. And then like two minutes later, it is the dankest beat you have ever heard. Like he's got his, you know what i mean it's just like he takes you through every step it's amazing so i just signed up for that i'm super stoked on that right now that's cool did you did you sign up because you heard the timbaland one was was dope or just like you just heard okay yeah just for just for that yeah because i've seen they always

pop up like in my facebook where it's like uh like Aaron Sorkin teaches you like how to like write a TV show. Exactly. You know? Yeah. All right. That's cool. I'm down with that. That's pretty cool.

It's pretty invaluable. I mean, you get to see into all these crazy successful people's brains and how they make their craft. Yeah. Legit. I mean, it's no Kardashian gossip, but that's all i got what if the kardashians did a master class on how to become kardashians on how to reality tv yeah this is how you react this is how you pivot from uh a reality tv show into makeup this is how you spin the political story of your husband saying weird crazy stuff

uh what else this is how you deal with you one of your good friends hooking up with your sister's uh baby daddy yeah how today basketball yeah oh i'd watch that one. Just kidding. I have a boyfriend. How to not get cheated on by a basketball player. A master class. Oh, my God. I would watch that, honestly. That's good.

If you liked the OJ series, then you need to watch The Assassination of Gianni Versace. It's the next season. Oh, yes of Gianni Versace. It's the next season. I just finished it. It's so good. Alright, come on. Into it. Into it. Dude, I heard this crazy

conspiracy theory the other day and I wanted to kind of like run it by you guys because I, by the way, I heard this. We were all drinking a lot of alcohol, whatever. The conspiracy theory is that the Notre Dame fire was an inside job. Have you guys heard this? No.

Okay, so there's a couple things. And by the way, didn't fact check this at all. So don't get mad. But my fact checking was like three in the morning, someone telling me this and me being like, this is great stuff for my podcast. So I guess that Notre Dame Cathedral has been in kind of like malrepair, disrepair for quite some time. And they've been trying to raise money to get it kind of like fixed up and like to no avail. It hasn't been happening for years now. Like people have known that it's an issue there, and nothing was going on.

And weirdly enough, most of the really important statues and artifacts and all this kind of stuff were on loan this past month to the Louvre. Just like, how nice that a lot of this stuff. Like right next door. We'll just pass them off to the neighbors yeah and i guess the the thing that burnt the spire uh which was like i guess in in really bad shape and very old needed to be redone anyways that that thing that fell is also like easy to not

easy but like not the architecturally not the toughest thing to like recreate and fix. Like if it had been those two towers that that's kind of known for, then it would have been like kind of like a wash. And all the money that they make, if you think about it, like they've raised like a billion dollars, some crazy amount of money now to bring it back to life.

And so the thought is that it was an inside job, it was lit on fire. They got rid of all the good stuff. So it wouldn't be ruined by the fire. And now everyone's happy that was an inside job was lit on fire uh they got rid of all the good good stuff um so it wouldn't it wouldn't be ruined by the fire and now everyone's happy because they got what they want i believe it do you yeah you're not even drunk at three in the morning and you're into it completely plausible to me yeah yeah plausible i mean the way you explained it i believe it now right your perfect radio voice

just made me believe everyone all right well that's that's one of my that's my favorite conspiracy theory of the day when i heard that i was like man that's good all right it's good bro yeah going back to favorite things i know wells talked about this so long ago when it was actually relevant but i'm behind and i just watched bohemian rhapsody did you guys see it no i've not seen it what i know oh my gosh i'm shocked by that you have to watch it why it's so good like i first of all like i wasn't really raised to listen when i when i was a kid my parents listened to 80s music right so it was like like i just never was i've never been somebody that's been like really into music from the 70s and early 80s because my parents listened

to stupid like hair metal and country and stuff um so obviously like i know queen i know queen's songs but i did not know really anything about the actual like members of the band and their journey and their story. And and now I think after you watch Bohemian Rhapsody, I think you listen to their music in a different light and you really understand like where it comes from. And I don't know. It's just pretty wild. Like, I just had no idea. And I think anybody that's semi interested in music, much less like living in the music industry full-time, would really appreciate the movie. You should watch it. Heck yeah. Done. One of the complaints about the movie is that it's not completely true to how things really went down.

The part where he goes up and meets them after a show, i think because the old lead singer quit or whatever like i don't think it went down that way live a didn't really go down that way he didn't really know that he was infected at that moment kind of interesting stuff like that but i will say that like rami malek does a amazing job yeah as freddie mercury uh- Heck yeah. And the guy that plays Brian May, which I don't think he's got any credits before that, like absolutely embodies that dude. Which by the way, I mean like Freddie Mercury,

freaking genius, but literally Brian May is a genius. He's an astrophysicist. Wow. And he just like likes to play guitar. Well, mean that's what's cool i got yeah those are things i would have never known about and watched that movie and um did you know that freddie mercury was born in um in south africa really yeah that little little fun fact your boyfriend told you he did tell me that he's the one that asked told me to watch the movie so yeah boyfriend wait hold on real quick i told you to watch this movie like three months ago on the show but i get it and yes wait you didn't know that she's got a boyfriend

no oh i don't i really i don't know I don't think I've known you to ever have. I mean, I know you've dated people, but like you were, I've never known you to have a boyfriend. To settle down and such. I know. Well, you, I feel like you, you knew, but when I dated Will, the guy in parachute. Right. You knew about that. So like, yeah, I guess that, that was like my last like really serious relationship.

And that's a long time ago. Eight years ago. Ages knew about that. That was my last really serious relationship and that's a long time ago. Eight years ago. Ages ago, yeah. We don't say his name on this podcast. I keep him very locked up, secret. We'll call him Frank for now. We actually call him Mikkel Huseman because everybody thinks that's who he looks like.

He looks like this very good looking actor. Mikkel? Mikkel Huseman. Do you know who that is? What's his name in Game of Thrones, Wells? I don't even know. We forget. It's Mikkel Huseman. Anyway.

He lives in South Africa. It's very long distance. I know it sounds insane. But he's adorable and I love him. And that's all. Bye. Okay. That's it? That's all you got? That's it.

I get nervous talking about it. Dude, have you guys ever seen those? They're like these like foot pads that people like tape onto their feet and you're supposed to sleep with them and then like it takes out all the toxins of your body and the foot pad changes color? No. I needed one. so sarah got some and so what it's a clear pad and then it tapes onto the bottom of your foot and you sleep on it and then like you're supposed to do it every night and the like the toxins come out apparently and it

gets on the pad and i did, and I woke up this morning, and I swear to fucking God, I have a demon living inside my body. All right? Why do you say that? I will go get the pad. It looks like my soul is black tar, and that I am dead inside. What color are Sarah's?

Hers were kind of black, but a lot of white was still there. Mine was pure, unbridled horror that oozed out of my feet. And I'm pretty sure I'm dying or already dead inside. So I'm going to do it again. Or this pad just saved your life. Yeah, exactly. Maybe.

I don't know. This pad exercised the demon from your body oh man i looked at this morning i was like oh god i am this it's not good so anyways but i i don't know i went and did like the research i was like is this stuff real or is it like it just turns black when like sweaty feet come in contact and there's no real like hard evidence either way. But I'm going to keep doing it and see if like it's supposed to like the coloring supposed to get like less and less as the week goes on until you're like purified. So I'll report back next week and see how we're doing. All right.

Does it feel weird to sleep? Kaylee's on Amazon Prime right now. She getting them? Yeah. Literally. Does it feel weird to sleep with them on your feet though like socks no not at all because it's just it's just like it almost feels just like kind of like a big band-aid on the bottom of your foot yeah so i don't know i'm checking out yeah again your perfect

radio voice has sold me on this product as well we gotta get a sponsorship from these people by the way i know seriously all right so uh russ you have any um like music stuff you we need to talk about like what's going on in your world dude we are we're touring with thomas rett this year which um you know he's crushing at the game right now we start at the end of may and that's i mean that's our that's the rest of our year pretty much yeah we we will be making a new album later on but no no really set set times for that and my current song right now at radio is called every little thing that's that's my pitch that's all i got by the way by the way everyone maxi pad you put on oh lord i'm gonna try to find this every time you you and tr are besties though so that'll

be such a fun tour totally and our wives are besties, too. Yeah. And, you know, so it's, yeah. So Kaylee actually went to Africa with them to adopt their little girl. Yeah. And so, you know, they're super tight. And so the kids will be out there, the girls. And it's just going to be like the family bandwagon tour. Dude, the freaking celebrity gossip magazines love Thomas Rhett and his wife. Oh, yeah.

Like, they are all about that love story and their kids. It's hilarious. I'm playing every little thing right here. Come on. I wish you had so the record's called yours yeah I kind of wish you had done the asterisks uh after the s uh cause you know that's people when they use the wrong your

on Twitter like Twitter trolls will be like they'll use the wrong form of your and then you just clap back with like the correct form and then asterisks you are. This is my record. You are.

Love it, dude. This is my record. You are. Love it, dude. Still playing? There we go. Oh, yeah. Can you hear it? Uh-uh. Okay.

Can you, Brandi? No, I used to be able to. We have technical issues. You got any favorite music for us that you're listening to? I mean, aside from the Billy Ray Cyrus remix. Yeah. That's all. I'm keeping it at number one.

No bumping it. It's actually streaming in the background. That's so funny. Make me so happy. Yeah. And you knew BR growing up because you were friends with Brandy. Yeah. We met a few,

we went out to the house a few times. We went four wheelers. Oh my God. One of the, honestly, one of the best days of my life to this day. And like marrying my wife and then four wheeling at Billy Ray Cyrus. I love that.

Wait, but I, I find it rude that he hasn't done, uh, like a coastwrite with you. We got to get BR in this. Yeah, what the heck? Yeah. Come on, bro.

Are you kidding? At this point, my dad would only be so lucky to have Russ on a co-write with him. Let's be honest here. Russ is crushing it. Not a man, thank you. Is your dad's ego a little inflated right now, Brandy? He's just like, I got a number one with Lil Nas X. No, the exact opposite, actually. Is he terrified? He ego a little inflated right now brandy he's just like i got a number one with the exact opposite actually no he's terrified he's a little terrified like yeah like what what i want to know like what has gone through his head in the last

six weeks honestly i don't know if anyone knows but i definitely like feel like he's a little bit like deer in the headlights about it like he's just just so, I think he's just in such shock. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know. But he, I mean, he's loving it. Don't get me wrong. I don't know.

So my mom Instagram story, the entire thing, but he played at the George Jones museum last week in Nashville and played the song just on his own little nose wasn't there, but he played it for the first time and you can just tell, like, it like back to life I feel like I mean my dad's a great performer and he always gives 100 but like he was living his best life the other night so I think it's going to be so good for him but I definitely think he's a little bit like you know my question is did he use the lyric lean all in my bladder when he performed that song that's a great question but probably because i would pay just to hear him sing that line let's ask my mother we'll have to lean all in my bladder oh it's so funny um all right dude what's that oh we do want to let russ go and then we'll continue

i was going to play the Earth song. Yeah, yeah. Let's let him go. Oh, Lil Dicky? Yeah. Yeah, do you love it? How come you're not on it? Yes.

You know Miley's on it. Oh, yeah. She's the Ellie. I need... We listened to it in the green room right before we were heading out. I caught bits and pieces of it like but i need i need to listen to it again with headphones you need to watch the video though yeah the video yeah yeah yeah it was just like on an iphone sitting on a table like i need to i need to be invested yeah

it's so good yes we love the earth i know right before you know in today's earth day so that really kind of checks out right right? Yeah. Yeah. Great PR move. Yeah. Super good. Great. Okay. Well, we can let Russell go.

Yeah, we'll let you go, buddy. Hey, thanks so much. Oh, I love you guys. Thanks for having me.

This is, it feels too soon, but. I know. Hey, thanks for having me. I know. Once,

once the Bachelorette kicks off next month, we have to have Russ and Kaylee back on because they love The Bachelor. Oh, man. Here for it. Well, if I happen to be gone for a very long time filming something else, maybe Russ can just step in as me.

Co-host. You know? I love it. Now you're talking, brother. That's the idea. Yes. There there we go we'll do that for sure all right dude i would actually i would actually be honored all right that that'd be perfect the bachelor be airing we can do a recap it'll be great we'll have kaylee pipe in it'll be perfect you'll be there we'll yeah we'll we'll have somebody else from the show we'll just have a giant podcast party

love oh my gosh let's go I love it alright dude have a good morning brother thank you so much thank you guys love love love

love you guys bye Kayla Bye, Kayla. Bye. there's your sister right there i'm an elephant look at the junk in my trunk um it's great it's a great song but i also like i like little dig makes me laugh. This song didn't really make me laugh a whole lot. It's just like a cute song, you know? Yeah. I do like the, like, I'm a cow, drink some milk out my tits. Yeah. There's a couple of funny parts for sure.

Anyways, yeah, this is great. But that's a great message. And I just think it's so cool they got so many people involved. Yeah. So involved. Yeah. So cool. Totally. Thank you, Leo. I did think it was funny having Leo with the Titanic moment and the whole thing.

It was fantastic. If aliens come, we're sending Leo up. Yeah, I know. That's good. You got anything else? Let me check. Oh, you know what? I do have one thing. Okay. It's just kind of a practical thing more than anything else, Let me check. Oh, you know what? I do have one thing.

It's just kind of a practical thing more than anything else, to be honest with you. But so I am planning a road trip with Mikael Huseman to Yellowstone and the Grand Tetons. And I've never been. And so I wanted to ask our listeners for advice. Everyone's been really good about hitting me up with book recommendations. So I'm going to ask you guys to also, if you've been to Yellowstone park, please send me recommendations. I'm like way in over my head here researching. It seems like it's very difficult to get camp, to get campsites. Like you got to show up at like the crack of dawn. Um, so I would

love any pointers on how to score a campsite in the backcountry camping and also just any like must-sees, must-dos in Yellowstone. Obviously, like Mikael Huseman would love to see some wildlife. I'm trying to convince him to move here possibly. So anything you could send my way to help me like Oh, my God. That was the most amazing information sliding I've ever heard in my entire life. You can keep talking. You can keep on. That's all. Yeah, because there's not books on this shit or anything. No, I want real life experience recommendations. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. I've Googled the shit out of it until I can't Google it anymore, and I need some inside info. If you've been camped in Yellowstone, hit me up. I need the info. I need some inside info on your grand scheme, your master

plan of getting Michelle Hilsman to move here. I mean, I don't want to say he he's gonna move here but he's gonna come visit but he's never been to the states it's his first time and he says he's always dreamed of going to yellowstone so i'm gonna take his ass to yellowstone and show him the best part the united states have to offer i mean and if he loves it i'm not gonna stop him if he wants to move here you should also take him to yosemite we don't have time i only have him for

two weeks and it's too much because i also wanted to take him to the grand canyon and zion and i just like got really overwhelmed trying to cram everything in to the point where i felt like we weren't going to enjoy any of it because we were going to be rushed yeah so this trip doing yellowstone that's what he really wants to see uh and the grand tetons are right there and i've actually heard they're more beautiful than yellowstone this is crazy but we're gonna do that and then next trip we'll take him to Yosemite. Okay. So can I give you like a suggestion on what you should do when you get to

the Tetons? Please. Because I've been there before. Beautiful, by the way. You should. Yeah. Oh, please. Yeah. I'm going to write it down. Okay. So get a pen, paper. So what you do, just if there's like a romantic moment. Is this real advice? Yes. So the Grand Tetons are in the background, right? And you have this romantic moment and so the the teetons real advice yes so the grand teetons are in the background right and you have this romantic moment where like you and michelle

hughesman you go out and and you you're kissing and then you whisper in his ear and you say what's more beautiful the grand teetons or my grand teetons and then that's when you pull your shirt up and you show your boobs my boobs are not great so i'm definitely not going to do that okay but something olivia carini would do because she like prides herself on having perfect tits me on the other hand not so much i hate you i really thought you were gonna give me good advice no make a joke that is good advice have you really been to the tetons or no i have did you camp yes i went and did like when i was in high school and college, I went and did like drive around the country and do all that kind of stuff. Where'd you camp at?

I don't even remember, but I did. I can tell you where we went. Other places that like if he comes back, suggestions. We did the Grand Tetons, which are great. We did Zion National Park, which is great. We did Moab, which is super dope. We did Moab, which is super dope. We did Arches, which is killer. I'm trying to think.

I mean, the fact that you're not doing, you say you are, you're doing Yellowstone? Yes, Yellowstone and the Tetons. Yeah, and the fact that you're not doing Yosemite is like you got to go back and do Yosemite. I know. I literally just like, we only have seven days of a road trip

and I just want him to enjoy Yellowstone and the Tetons instead of trying it. Because at first I was trying to cram in the Grand Canyon, Zion, and Yellowstone in one road trip, and it was becoming too much. Like we were only going to have two days in each place and a lot of driving, and it just sounded like it was starting to become less fun and we'd enjoy it less. So we're going to have to do this on the first trip, and when he comes back, we'll have to dedicate a whole road trip just to Utah because there's so many sick places and then, and a whole road trip to California.

Cause I also love to take him to big sir and see a lot of Northern California and then do Yosemite. Like there's just so much. And I, I, I do this a lot where I try to cram too much into a small period of time and then I don't enjoy it as much as if I'd given myself more time. Yeah. So I'm trying to be better. I hear that. If you guys do do big, sir, do do. You need to let me and Sarah come because that's my hometown, bro.

Yeah, for sure. All right. I've got more things, but I think we've got a full episode. So I'm going to save them for next step. Okay, fine. Cool. Yeah. I love that was the best just slide in like so we i really want you know okay so i want to get the white tears out there

and i like really want some like good info like if you got like interesting places for us to go to because i'm trying to get a move here anyway so then also like a good place to eat it's like what did you say i really do want recommendations well, you know what you really want. Okay, go practice time changes if you can. Go study that. Go study that. And then next week, maybe we'll figure it out. Next week, I'm going to be in your studio 100% for sure.

I'm not lying. All right. Believe it when I see it. Yeah. All right. All right. Love you. Love you.

Later, dude. Bye. believe it when i see it yeah all right all right love you love you later dude bye this podcast has been brought to you by podcast nation