Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Sarah Hyland
Episode Date: August 10, 2018The episode that everyone has been asking for is finally here. This week on YFT we welcome in a huge YFT fan and Wells' girlfriend Sarah Hyland! They talk about everything from the Modern Family sta...rs first acting gig to high school reunions to Wells and Sarah's romantic trip to Mexico. As per usual, the crew showcases favorite new music and Wells unpacks some Harry Potter 20 years late.
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Oh, is this happening? Are we on?
Good. I like it.
What did you make her?
I don't know if it has a name.
We should name it then if it doesn't.
It looks very similar to what you made
me on the 4th of July. I don't remember
what I made on the 4th of July. I don't really either.
Was it tequila?
I don't know. I don't think so. Was it tequila? I don't know.
I don't think so because I think I told you
I hate tequila
because I do.
Yeah.
I don't remember.
I had vodka.
I felt like it was pink though.
Yeah.
Could have been.
Maybe it was the same one.
I don't know.
I know that this has got
cranberry juice
and pink lemonade.
Ooh.
It is very effeminate.
Strawberry lemonade.
Strawberry lemonade.
I feel like there's a big difference
between strawberry lemonade and pink lemonade.
I agree.
What do you think makes it just pink?
Pink.
Yeah.
It's just like it's Minute Maid pink.
Pink lemonade doesn't taste like strawberries.
Yeah.
It tastes kind of tart.
So then what is it from?
It is tart.
Like pink lemonade tastes like a sweeter.
Is it cherries?
No, it's of course strawberries.
Maybe like food coloring.
Food coloring, yeah.
No. I'm like trying to think what else is strawberries. Maybe like food coloring. Food coloring, yeah.
I'm trying to think what else is pink.
Maybe like Jolly Ranchers.
Raspberries. Raspberries.
I don't know.
You think it's like a myriad of red flavored berries.
No, I think it's strawberry.
It's not.
Because strawberry is something so sweet.
It doesn't taste like it.
Strawberry lemonade is sweet.
Let's just look at the bottle.
Okay.
Well, the bottle says strawberry lemonade.
That's what I'm saying. Okay. So it's not pink lemonade. So's look at the bottle. Well, the bottle says strawberry lemonade. That's what I'm saying.
So it's not pink lemonade.
That's the only reason why I'm being
weird. Combative about this?
Yes. Can you relax?
Okay, we need to start a show.
You want to do it or me?
I feel like, will Sarah start it?
She only listens to one
podcast, by the way.
Is that true? This is the only podcast
that I listen to every episode, yes.
On the reg.
Sarah Hyland, biggest fan of YFT.
That's why I feel like we owe it to her
to let her do the honors of starting the show.
Can you do it?
Do you know how to do it?
Oh.
Bros and hoes.
With Wells and Brandy.
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
Wait, this is my one.
We have personalized bells today.
Here's mine.
All right, that's good.
I don't have one.
She's got a classic.
I got a weird, like, mad cow.
Hold on, let me get, like, a cup.
Don't break my glass.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
That sounds terrible.
That's horrible.
You can't do that the whole time.
I don't know.
Why don't you just use my app and you can pick out,
why don't you do school bell?
Or pull up the app on your own.
Guys, because I'm working the board here.
That's better.
All right.
I'll live with that.
All right.
That was a great intro, Sarah.
Thank you so much.
You're very welcome.
We've been waiting for Sarah to come on the podcast for a while.
Yeah, this is exciting.
Yeah.
I'm a little nervous about it.
Are you?
No, not really.
I feel great about it.
Do you?
And I love that we're at my house.
I always love our podcast in my house.
I just like feel good energy.
Why don't we ever go do it in my house?
Because you live in like bumfuck Egypt.
I live in East Nashville, which in like bumfuck egypt i live in east nashville which is so far you live in deep east nashville deep it's cute i like it thanks my house has good vibes oh i was talking about you now oh your
house is really cute too east nashville is cute it's just far it's all the way across the river
and then you got to go like 20 more minutes. It's far. Yeah, but I live
in a much more normal part of Nashville
than you do. No, I live right
downtown basically. Downtown is
five minutes. So do I. No, it takes
you longer than that. I guess.
Yeah, this is a stupid conversation.
I think it takes him longer because
his car doesn't drive fast.
Can we talk about my car right now? Is that the car you're taking
to LA? Do you want to get into this right now?
So many questions.
Because I am very upset.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me just get your opinion on this
because Sarah's already heard this story.
Okay.
Okay.
So I went and got a roof rack installed on my truck
for the drive out to LA, right?
So I dropped it off at like the four-wheel place in Nashville.
Okay.
And we were in Mexico when it was getting done.
So they call me like in the middle of this whole thing.
And they're like, hey, we dropped the rack on the top of your car.
It chipped the paint.
We got to take it to a guy to get it fixed.
Oh, no.
And I was like, OK, I don't know, whatever.
Just make sure it looks like how it did before, you know.
And they're like, to no cost to you.
And I'm like, yeah, no shit.
I don't know if I paid for this.
Well, also, like you had just gotten your car repainted as well. Just got it repainted. Just rep you and i'm like yeah no shit well also like you
had just gotten your car repainted just got it just repainted i'm like yeah okay that's fine
but i was like i need i'm back on monday so i need it by monday and they're like okay it's gonna be
a couple more days but it's fine so they have to drive it to like a third party guy right i get
back home we go to pick up my car and the guy was like man i don't know how you drive that thing he's like
you're honestly so tired without no power steering and i was like it's got power steering what are
you talking about dude so i go and pay for this roof rack i come out i jump my car start driving
away power steering gone done dead broken and i was like what so i stopped to go back and i go in
the store i'm like what did you guys do like between like driving it to?
The painter and like what's going on?
And so the guy comes out because you try to pin this on us and I was like, I don't pin it on you, dude
What are you talking about? I dropped it off here. We're totally fine. Yeah, and you drove it. So here's where the conspiracy
Okay, so I'm super anal about like
every time I fill up my car
I reset the mileage number
like my mom and dad
yes
because I like
my car gets
terrible gas mileage
so you kind of like to know
so I'm like
this one did pretty good
you know like
oh I got over 200 miles
yeah cool
so I had
so
interesting
the most I can get is like around 200 miles on a full tank,
right? It's not that bad. It's like 10 miles a gallon. I mean, it's not bad.
Do you like my terrible miles per gallon? Yeah. Cause I get like three times that.
So I noticed that I had a quarter of a tank, but I was at 273.
So they Ferris Bueller'd this thing.
They went on a freaking joyride.
No way.
Yes.
I didn't even know that.
273?
I know.
I noticed that recently.
So I'm like in this hole.
I'd be so pissed.
Yeah.
And I was like, guys.
And they're like, why are you trying to pin this on us?
And I was like, pin it on you.
First of all, because you dropped the thing on my car.
Yeah.
And otherwise it wouldn't be here to begin with. So what are you going to do? So I was like, you guys got to fix us? And I was like, pin it on you. First of all, because you dropped the thing on my car. Yeah. And otherwise it wouldn't be here to begin with.
So what are you going to do?
So I was like,
you guys got to fix this.
And they're like,
no.
And I'm like,
yet then let me talk to whoever
because you got to fix this thing.
This is ridiculous.
I get in like this like long argument with this guy
and he goes like,
you know what?
Like your car is really old,
which is true.
It is really old.
Could have happened naturally,
but still it happened during their care.
Exactly.
So he goes like,
you know, it just doesn't seem fair.
That's like going to the dentist to fix a tooth and the dentist realizing that you've got tonsillitis
and making the dentist pay for the tonsillitis surgery.
And I was like, no, that's not what it's like at all.
It's not anything like that, though.
It's like I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled
and he chipped my tooth and then said,
I'm
not going to fix your fucking tooth.
Yeah, you're right.
I know.
It is more like that.
Oh my God.
Okay.
What's the verdict?
Are they fixing it?
So now I've got to go.
I'm putting my car on a truck.
You can't.
Oh.
No, I'm putting it on a U-Haul and I'm pulling it out there.
So I'm getting them to send me.
So they were like, we'll pay for the part part but you got to pay for installation at the shop
and i was like well i gotta go buy the part sent to california i'll get it done in california and
that's where we are right now i haven't heard from them today i don't want to talk to them i'm so mad
freaking dave dave over there dave the one thing that really annoyed me is when he said you're
trying to pin this on me like i'm some sort of like mastermind yeah i tried to like con artist
oh my god i go to all the four wheel parts
around the southeastern region
and screw you guys
out of power steering parts.
That's what I do, man.
That's a great racket.
Oh my God,
I'd be so pissed.
But we had a wonderful vacation
in Mexico.
It looked like it.
You guys are so tan.
I just like,
I'm so jealous.
Your complexion looks
really good right now.
You said that earlier.
I know.
Well,
something happened to me a couple days ago.
What happened?
I'm an idiot.
I should have never tried to do this.
Is there like a peel or something?
Do you have fake eyelashes on right now?
I do.
Do you have extensions?
Yes.
Just got them done.
I tried to do that two days ago and had an allergic reaction.
And my eyelids are so swollen.
Now can you tell?
They look better now.
When I woke up up they were so bad
yeah you see it's like like when i woke up yesterday like all along my lash line was
like puffy and red and like awful so i had to have them removed the next day which was even
more torture oh my gosh but okay so i tried to i got had them last year had them for like three
months no problem loved them no problem and then like out of nowhere one day woke up with my eyes swollen shut.
With him on last year.
Yeah.
But I had him for like three months with no problem and just like developed the weird
reaction.
So this time I was like, all right, new person, different products.
Like I have different contacts now.
Like maybe it'll be okay.
We use like hypoallergenic glue this time.
Like all the things.
And like within hours my eyes were puffy and red
and I knew
I was going to have to
go get them taken off
so that's what I've been
doing for the past two days
have you never done
eyelash extensions before
no I did last year
oh
I wasn't really paying attention
he doesn't really listen
you weren't paying attention
like at all
no
I was super into it
you were
so we were like
eye contact and all
because I know
because she knows
so it's my fault
I shouldn't have tried
to do it again
I should have learned
my lesson no it's not your fault you tried everything that you have tried to do it again. I should have learned my lesson.
No, it's not your fault.
You tried everything that you could to do it again.
Is this the kind that they go on individual hairs?
Yeah, they're like mine.
They're not like this.
They look so good.
Yours look so good.
I'm so jealous.
Why do girls do that?
I want them so bad.
Why don't you just get The ones that like
They glue on to you
Because I can't do that every day
Those are
It's like a really long process
Yeah it's hard
It's so hard
I can't do it myself
I can't either
I've tried
I don't
And they don't look as good
They don't look
As good
Unless you have like
A professional doing them for you
Even then
I feel like when I do
Like I like the individual
Glue on ones
But the strips suck.
Strips never look good.
Strips are like a Halloween hooker.
Yes, they are.
They do not look good.
I feel like everyone in paradise has the strips.
Oh, they do, yeah.
Is that what it is?
Tarantula-less.
Well, they probably have the strips
because it's easier,
because it's just with like slap and go
instead of like individual.
I can't even do the strips on myself though.
No, but the thing is,
I think it's because we have very, very similar eyes
and they're so big and round.
The strips don't have, they can't curve and sit on our. i think it's because we have very very similar eyes and they're so big and round the strips don't have they can't curve yeah it's true because it always no matter what on the
inside always like flaps up yeah it sucks a flap up a flap up flap up on the inner eye
oh my gosh i also i'd be terrified to have a lash strip in paradise when it's so hot.
What if one like comes up in the corner and you don't know and you're on camera and you're
on camera and you look like an idiot and you're drunk and you're like crying over a guy and
you have like this stupid lash just sticking out.
That would happen to me.
That would totally happen to me.
I feel like it's happened on the show and I've laughed.
I'm going to pay attention this time.
Totally.
It's like if you're like undercover
you have a mustache
and it starts
yeah
it's exactly like that
it's exactly like that
yes
I hate
not having my bell bell
because it's so delayed
but I can actually get to it
what is this
are you reading our note
what is this
so I went by
my like little manager's office
in LA
yeah
to get they was like have the
gifts sent for me and whatever and i was going through it and then i grabbed this one and i
noticed it said your favorite thing so i got so excited that somebody that listens to us sent us
a gift yeah it's a first this is the first yft gift says hi brandy i was listening to your favorite
thing and wanted to send you some good old main hospitality since you mentioned in the last episode that you haven't been yet. No lobster rolls and fried clams aren't in the diet, oh my diet, but it might be a sin to
leave the state without trying either. Hope Bob's Clam Hut will one day be your new fave thing,
Christina. Bob's Clam Hut sounds like a really bad strip club. She even sent like each of us
though like a like a little coupon.
We gotta go.
Bob's Clam Hut.
Let me see the picture of this.
I don't think
I've ever had clams.
Have you ever had
a lobster roll?
Yes, but not a clam.
You've never had clams?
No.
You've never had clams?
Uh-uh.
What?
Nope.
It's a clam.
We gotta go.
We gotta take a field trip.
That's a clam disaster.
Now see.
It's a calamity.
This is a perfect example of
we could take a field trip
to Bob's Clam Hut.
If we had a TV show,
this is where we could be like,
abracadabra,
now we're at Bob's Clam Hut.
Oh my God,
it is a strip club.
And unfortunately,
unfortunately,
we got the B squad today.
Guys, face ID
is really letting me down here.
Oh, here.
Maybe my eyelids are too swollen for it to recognize my face.
That was funny.
I got to say, though, like, I love, who is this person?
Her name's Christina.
Christina, thank you so much.
That's so kind.
I'm going to say something that's not going to be agreed with universally.
Okay.
Shocker.
You know what I'm going to say?
I think it's going to be about lobsters.
Lobsters are bullshit.
What do you mean?
You just dunk it in butter.
That's all you do.
You could cut a piece of my shoe off
and dunk it in enough butter
and it would be delicious.
Lobsters are chewy
and it's like a scorpion of the sea.
Have you seen them?
Scorpion of the sea?
Also, I feel bad.
The tanks, they're just like... I don't like the tanks. I don't like the sea. Have you seen them? Scorpion of the sea. Also, I feel bad. The tanks, they're just like.
I don't like the tanks.
I don't like the tanks.
I don't like the tanks.
It's like this death row.
You look so sad.
So sad.
All of us are like, fuck, man.
I'm stuck here.
It is a little sad.
And then you go up like an asshole and you choose the one.
You're like, that one is going to die now.
I've never done that.
I haven't either, but it's just so messed up.
I hate,
I can't,
I don't need to be like
executioner,
you know?
Oh,
the poor little lobster.
And it's also just not that good.
It's like rubbery
and you have to do so much work.
We get it.
We get it.
You hate lobster.
Okay,
what about a lobster sushi roll?
Yeah,
I'm into that.
One of my favorite sushi rolls is always a lobster roll.
I just, okay, so I would much rather have...
Sugarfish, lobster roll.
Oh, that sounds so bad.
One of my favorite things, sugarfish, lobster roll.
I post...
Crab.
I post-mated sugarfish three times in the 10 days I was there last week.
So much money.
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first time to my house last week no way yeah he didn't have the postmates out i was like how is
this even how do you survive how do you do you? It's because he cooks.
Yeah, I mean, I do some.
He cooks. He cooks.
He's always such disdain.
He cooks.
Because he fucking cooks.
Not like disdain, just like, ugh.
He's an adult.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
Listen, adult postmate.
I think it was Ben that when he was here, he didn't know what Postmates was.
Yeah.
He was like, Postmates?
I believe that.
It blew my world.
He probably cooks, too.
He does, but he lives in a major city that definitely has Postmates was. Yeah. He was like Postmates? I believe that. It blew my world. He probably cooks too. He does,
but like he lives in a major city
that definitely has Postmates.
Dude,
I had a weird dream last night
that Ben was dating Vanessa.
Hudgens?
No.
Vanessa Grimaldi.
Oh.
I can't.
Who's that?
The girl that.
Oh,
Nick.
I like her.
Although,
I love her.
Oh,
Canada.
Vanessa's amazing.
I always liked her
I feel like she's a little
spunky for Ben
maybe he needs spunk
I think he does
and just doesn't know it
I'm just gonna say
because I've said it for years
the person for Ben
is Danielle Maltby
oh yeah
concur
have they met?
100%
I think they
I don't know
but like
Danielle's like
5'10
I know
she's so pretty so pretty we hung out there last night by the way I saw somebody snap I think they've, I don't know, but like Danielle's like 5'10". I know.
She's so pretty.
So pretty.
We hung out with her last night, by the way. Oh, yeah, I saw somebody snap her Insta story.
And Ben's like 6'4".
There's very few people that can like date someone that tall and it be like totally normal, you know?
So you're saying I have no chance with an NBA player or?
No, I just worry about your vagina.
I'm just kidding. I'm over the NBA player thing. I am. NBA players, yeah, No, but I just worry about your vagina. I'm just kidding.
I'm over the NBA player thing.
I am.
NBA players, yeah, for sure.
I'd worry about your vagina.
Yes.
You're right.
Although, I met Chris Paul two weeks ago at an event in LA.
He is short.
Yeah.
Chris, he's like 6'2", though.
Not even.
Really?
Yeah.
I think he's shorter.
How tall are you?
Six foot.
I think he's your height or maybe even shorter.
Really?
I swear.
We were saying he's lucky if he's six feet. What? That's being hopeful, saying he's six foot tall. he's your height or maybe really shorter i swear we were saying like it's it's he's
lucky if he's six feet like what that's that's being hopeful saying he's six foot tall that's
when i did lip sync battle i lip sync battle deandre jordan he's tall and he is a giant but
he's like seven feet tall um but chris paul was there and he was up on the balcony thing so i
never actually met him like oh yeah face to face So he already looked like he was 10 feet tall to me.
No, he's very short.
I just figured.
Yeah.
Is he dating anybody?
He's married.
Chris Paul?
Yeah.
Sorry.
It's okay.
I'm over it.
What about DeAndre for you?
Is that too tall?
I'd worry about DeAndre for sure.
I matched with him on Raya once.
What?
Yeah.
But I didn't really talk to him.
No, that's too tall.
He's not really my type though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's your type?
He's way too tall for you.
Well, I don't know if I really have a type.
What's your personality type?
That's for sure every girl has a personality.
I like guys that are kind of, there's no nice way to say this.
I like guys with like not big personality, like not huge personalities.
Dull.
I was going to use that word, but that sounds like a bad thing, but I don't think it is a bad simple why do you think that is i don't know but guys
with like really big personalities that have to like entertain everyone and be the funny guy like
that's so gross to me no offense i just like i can't deal with that on a daily basis
i can't deal with that on a daily basis.
It's for some people.
I don't have to be
the funny guy.
For some people
she points to me.
I'm just being honest here.
I love it.
Don't have to be funny.
I like guys that like
are sporty.
Sporty. Athletic.
But like not like gym
rats. You know what I mean? Like they can
play a game of basketball and not
be out of breath. Yes. But they're not
in the gym every day. Exactly.
Okay. Yes. And then they're
simple.
Okay. So what else? You got
a boring ass mofo. No. Not
boring. Who likes to go to the gym sometimes.
Oh my God.
I didn't say the gym.
I just said like athletic.
Athletic.
He can hike, but he's not bench pressing 250.
Exactly.
Sarah gets it.
Yeah, like he doesn't have better abs than you do.
I mean, he can't because I don't have abs.
I have one ab.
Yeah.
On the right side of my body.
But no, I like, he can be fit.
It's fine.
I just like, not like a meathead.
Has Wills hit you up yet?
I wish.
Oh, yeah.
What is happening with Wills?
I don't know.
I don't think he's-
I call Wills, Wills' nickname for me is Harry Potter.
So-
Oh, I forgot.
Because he has a Harry Potter tattoo.
I'm really liking Wills for you.
I've never read Harry Potter.
Oh, my God. You're not- Don't get so fucked. No. I'm really liking Wills for you. I've never read Harry Potter. Oh my
God. You need to get
Segway of the Centuries.
You need to read it if you want to be with Wills
because he has a Harry Potter tattoo.
Also, I just finished Goblet of Fire
and I gotta say, the best book
in the series thus far for me.
Great stuff. Try it.
Get over it. It is so great.
Oh my God. I didn't know that something could be cooler than Quidditch. It was so great. Oh my God.
I didn't know that something could be cooler than Quidditch.
You are so happy.
Totally can be.
Try wizard tournament.
Great shit.
But here's the problem though.
You got to wait a couple of months in between tasks.
Then try wizard tournament.
I want all happening right fucking now.
Here's the other thing though.
It's kind of messed up that they threw Harry into this whole thing.
Once again, Dumbledore is trying to get this poor kid fucking killed, all right?
He's 14 years old.
He's going up against wizards who are 17.
They've taken classes that Harry has never taken before. How is he supposed to be able to get through all the Triwizard things
if he hasn't taken all the right hex classes and potions classes.
It's ridiculous. The fact that
Dumbledore continues to put his
life into peril is
ridiculous. And here's another thing.
It's like on a new level of like trying
to kill this kid. Dumbledore's
doing, okay? Not only... Dumbledore?
Yes. Dumbledore is in charge of this
whole thing, alright? Okay.
Every year this kid comes to Dumbledore's school.
All right?
And every year he's got to fight off the guy that everyone is terrified of,
this 12-year-old little kid.
Wait till the next book.
I know.
Just let me do my thing here.
Okay.
Okay?
Every year this poor kid's got to fight off fucking Voldemort.
And now they're throwing him in a Tri-Wizards tournament with dragons and going into the water and then like this crazy maze.
Of course, Voldemort's going to use that against him.
So what's going to happen?
Every book, he's going to almost die at school.
And there's every book, like he's going to do like more and more shit that's going to kill him.
Because not only was it Voldemort, it was a Triwizard's tournament this time.
Or it's Quidditch or something
like that I really hope our listeners know what you're talking
about everyone knows what we're talking about alright
can this kid get one semester
off one semester
no
he can't not one
I feel like maybe next
episode we should call Wills to
put his two cents into this Harry Potter
conversation you need to
catch up on harry potter before he does i'm telling you i gotta say it though goblet of fire
it's my favorite book so far so good ding ding ding yep so sexy see what i yes you see um listen
i can get on board with with the fact that it's sexy that someone reads well i bet wills reads probably
yes he reads harry potter yeah i bet he reads not listens i can read oh god that's what you bet
yeah yeah i can read i put in the time guys i'm doing the work i'm baby step but i'm not a slacker
we got to get audible as a podcast sponsor.
We do.
We should work on that.
I love Audible.
I know you do.
Is Audible an app?
I thought it was just you buy books on iBooks.
Isn't that what the thing is?
It's part of Amazon, yeah.
Oh.
But there is like a new-
That was weird.
You got all like Severus Snape on us right there.
She doesn't know what we're talking about.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry.
I know like I'm waiting for Snape to be cool,
but he's a dick and I'm so over him.
And now, of course, he's a death eater.
Of course, he's a freaking death.
I knew that.
And now he's a spy.
Really?
It's you with that drink right now.
You really need to like forget about Cursed Child.
I know.
Here's the problem is that he saw Harry Potter and the Cursed Child on Broadway because my dad's in it.
That's right.
And that show takes place 22 years after the last book when Harry and Hermione and Ron and they're all grown up.
So you've seen the end basically.
So he's seen like the very far future end.
Before you've ever read anything.
Before anything.
So that's the issue.
future end. Before you've ever read anything.
Before anything. So that's the issue. He keeps being like, I know
Snape is good because like why would Harry
like give his son his middle
name that Snape, Severus
so like he's, you just need
to not think about that and just create your
opinions about everybody like the way that they are
now and not think about the end. Alright, well my opinion is that
Snape is a dick. Yeah.
And I'm over him. Alright? Yeah. And also
like I want, so here's what you find out in Goblet of Fire. You find out that Are you going to tell me if I'm over him Alright Yeah And also like I want So here's what you find out
In Goblet of Fire
You find out that
Are you gonna tell me
If I'm gonna read it
I'll forget
Go ahead
What are you gonna allude to
Malfoy's dad
Is aligned with
Freaking
Voldemort
You find this out
And Crabbe and Goyle
Who are like his
Like little henchmen
Yeah but it's just
It's basically like
Confirmed
Other than like the books
one through three,
you're like,
I mean, of course he is,
but is he really?
And then before you're like,
oh, it's confirmed now.
Yeah, so I want Harry
to go back and be like,
you know what,
you little punk ass bitch?
Your dad is aligned
with the guy that's gonna kill me
every single semester.
I have an idea.
I don't know know what the wording is
in Harry Potter, but what if they remade
Harry Potter like they did Romeo and Juliet
but set it in cool slang like that?
Would that be a thing or no?
Like listening to a little punk ass bitch?
Yeah.
Now that I would watch.
Listening to a little punk ass bitch.
I wish Harry Potter was written in
endemic pentameter?
Yes.
Oh.
Pentameter.
Thank you.
Pentameter.
That would be cool.
Just a thought.
You think a guy that can't read would know that word?
Wow.
Endemic pentameter.
I heard it.
I heard it.
You heard it once.
You probably heard me say it once.
Speaking of your dad being on Broadway, playing...
Are we allowed to say it now?
It was like a big thing. I mean, it was said in the New York Times.
Anyways, he's in the new Harry Potter.
We went to the premiere.
Was it the coolest thing ever to see your dad
on stage doing that?
Oh, yeah.
It was such a crazy,
coming full circle,
because my dad used to read the books to my
brother and i would like listening to my brother was too young to read them and um and he would do
voices for everybody oh so it was like audible like what i'm doing yes for my four-year-old
brother everyone learns the different for my brother when he was like five years old
um i read them on my own and then i would listen to my dad read them to my brother, when he was like five years old, I read them on my own
and then I would listen to my dad
read them to my brother.
So it was really,
and he would do all these voices.
It was really, really cute.
It was a cute like family moment thing.
And then like seeing him on stage,
like in the robes,
like as those characters
and like doing the same voice
that I heard as like a kid.
It was just so.
Yeah, that was pretty crazy.
It was really weird.
Yeah.
And,
but it,
but so awesome.
And I wanted to cry.
Can you tell,
I think my favorite story of yours is the story of how you started acting with your dad.
Can you tell that story?
Yeah.
I've told that story a bunch.
You have?
Yeah.
So we're not getting the scoop here.
We're not getting anything exclusive.
No exclusive. I'm like super, you know how on the way here, he was like, I was like, story a bunch you have yeah so we're not getting scoop here we're not getting anything no exclusive
i'm like super you know how on the way here he was like i was like i kind of want to just like
have like a little drink he was like that's best because like everybody's like more honest when
they have like a drink and i was like there's that doesn't mean anything to me like i'm the
most honest anyway i'm honest anyway i don't need anything to loosen me up no but my dad
had an audition it was around like mother's day me up. No, but my dad had an audition.
It was around like Mother's Day, my mom's birthday, something like that.
He had an audition for this movie called Private Parts.
It was a Howard Stern film about Howard Stern's life.
And so he was like bringing me along that day because we were shopping for my mom.
And I had been begging my parents to let me like act because Cause I saw this commercial on TV, um,
with this little girl.
And I didn't realize that like kids could act.
I just thought,
cause I grew up with my dad doing Shakespeare and watching him on stage.
And then I see this little girl on TV and I had been a big Shirley Temple fan,
but like that was like in black and white.
So I was like,
Oh,
that was then.
That was now.
Both.
Um, and so i saw her and i
was like oh i can do that and i can do that better than she just did that i can totally do this and i
was like three four years old oh my and when you like think about that it's kind of ridiculous
you're like i'm better than her such a such a brat like such i can do that totally better that was natalie portman you're right
and so yeah right and so um so we were at this audition and i've been begging my parents they
were like no you do not want to become an actor you will be like broke and like unhappy for the
rest of your life and i was like no i seriously want to and then they saw me and i had this really
long curly curly curly hair like howard stern and they're like oh, I seriously want to. And then they saw me and I had this really long, curly, curly, curly hair like Howard Stern.
And they were like, oh, do you want to audition
for Howard Stern's daughter?
You would be perfect for this.
And my dad was like, it's your chance.
And then all of a sudden I got stage fright.
And I was like, oh, no, no, no, I don't know.
I don't know.
And we went, so he was like, okay, fine.
So we would go downstairs.
And right outside the building, I grew up in New York,
right outside the building,
there was this guy selling bootleg VHS tapes
and there was the movie The Aristocats by Disney.
Great film.
Great film.
Have you seen that?
No.
What?
Everybody wants to be a cat.
You really haven't?
I don't like cats.
It's not about cats.
I mean, it's about cats.
What are you talking about?
The movie's called Aristocats.
But it's like a cartoon movie, and it's really, really great,
and you would love Thomas O'Malley, the alley cat.
You really should watch it.
Okay, but like All Dogs Go to Heaven.
Seen it.
Great.
Lady and the Tramp.
Seen it.
You know?
101 Demations.
Great.
Demations.
Seen it.
All right?
Fox and the Hound.
Seen it.
Oh, that one really gets me.
That's a good one. All right, so dog Disney movies. Greaten it. Oh, that one really gets me. That's a good one.
All right.
So dog Disney movies.
What about?
Great.
What about Milo and Otis?
Seen it.
Oh, that one really gets me.
I still can't watch Homeward Bound.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
I can't do that.
I can't watch it.
I saw it one time and I said never again.
It's so sad.
Never again.
Okay, so hold on.
There's a couple cats in those.
There's cats in those. Yeah, but I don't like that cat. That cat's kind of a bitch. That, so hold on. There's a couple cats in those. There's cats in those.
Yeah, but I don't like that cat.
That cat's kind of a bitch.
That cat was a bitch.
Yeah, because you know what?
Cats are bitches.
Not in my little notice.
The cat was so precious.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
I mean, like, you know, there's...
Anyway, The Aristocats, great film.
You'd like it.
It's cute.
I'll watch it with you.
I haven't.
Naturally.
And so I saw it, and I was like, I i love this movie yeah daddy can you get it for me and he was like dad doesn't have a job right
now if you had auditioned for that and booked it oh you would have had your own money to buy it but
daddy doesn't have money to buy it right now like we're on food stamps and i was like, oh, you get paid to do that? Game changer.
I had no idea.
I had no idea.
All of a sudden, I was like, oh, I can make money doing something I love.
OK, take me up.
And he was like, wait, what?
And I was like, take me up now.
And so I booked it.
He did not.
And that was my first gig ever.
I love the fact that your dad didn't get the gig.
No, they like called the house and were like,
we have a booking for the Highland Residence for like the Howard Stern film.
And my dad was like, yeah, I got it.
They were like, actually, not you.
Your daughter.
Not you.
Wait, so here's my question.
I don't know if you even remember this,
but like, so obviously like you,
they asked you to do it first and you like freaked
out and you're like no and then you stormed out or you left and then you when you go back up are
they like no you had your chance kid no they were like all right let's try it i guess yeah my dad
came back up and was like hey she changed her mind she was just a little shy before and they're like
okay great i think they just really like my look yeah yeah yeah and i mean i mean i said daddy daddy in
the movie it's not like it was some like ground like earth shattering i am sam dakota fanning
performance um it was just like like them putting me on tape being like what's your name how old are
you what do you like to do oh really that was just like that like that was the audition. That was the audition. Just to see how outgoing I was, how much of a personality I had,
things like that.
I love the realization of, oh, this gives me Disney movies?
Yeah, I'll do it.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Like motivation of my entire life.
That is so funny.
Disney?
I can buy Disney things? The irony is now that you work for Disney. That is so funny. Disney? I can buy Disney things?
The irony is
now that you work for Disney.
It's very true.
Well, I work for Disney and Fox.
Man, that's so funny.
Isn't that crazy?
I love that
that's how it started
was you just wanted
I wanted a VHS tape.
Brutal VHS tape.
Well, I started
like my passion for it started when I saw baby take a bow by shirley
temple when i was like two years old and then the next day i was like do it singing the song
and doing the dance and my mom was like how are you doing you just saw this yesterday i don't
understand how you're doing this and then my shirley temple obsession started and then i found
out that there was a shirley temple drink and you best believe that's what i ordered everywhere i went
that's wild i don't even like remember anything from two years old do you uh no i'm nothing it's
so it's so funny to me it's not really funny i guess it's kind of sad like my interesting
the difference between my childhood and Sarah's childhood and for the
most part, your childhood.
Yeah.
Gosh.
I know.
Three completely different.
Yeah.
Very true.
Yeah.
Gosh.
And here we are.
Here we sit.
And here we sit.
Here we sit.
I know.
Because like our dads are both performers, but in very different aspects of success.
My dad just looked at vaginas.
That's insane to me still.
That's what your dad does.
Not anymore.
Now he's retired.
He's retired from looking at vaginas.
Here's that.
Can you imagine?
I would be, if I were a gynecologist, I would be so happy the day I retire.
Oh, yeah.
I could never be a female gynecologist because then I would hate my own vagina.
Yeah.
I'd be like, I'm tired of looking at you.
Have I ever told you the story of what my dad said he hated the most of doing that job?
The smell?
Yeah, was it Uggs or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was it?
He said girls always wore Uggs, too.
Oh, yeah, like the feet.
Yeah.
And the stirrups.
And they take their feet out of the Uggs and put them in stirrups.
He'd be like, oh, my God.
Oh, God.
It's like, I love your vagina.
It's your feet.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
That is disgusting.
Oh, my gosh.
But like, it's so funny.
You obviously do TV.
You just finished filming a movie.
You sing.
You're a great dancer.
You did Broadway stuff.
Of all of those things, what is your favorite thing?
Like the show is called.
Like our show.
My favorite thing out of all the things that I do?
Yeah.
I think I would have to say my favorite thing.
Or.
I like that one better for you.
That's so much more me.
Yeah.
I'd probably say musical theater.
Really?
I'd say Broadway because it's a combination of everything.
I don't think that there is anything will give you thrill of singing in front of a live audience
there's nothing more like thrilling than that you're able to connect with people you're able
to like exude that like raw emotion and like with musicals like musicals are musicals not
straight plays because it gets to a musical point because the emotion is so much that you have to
actually sing it you can't like anymore. It comes out in notes.
Yeah.
So that's what musical theater is for me.
And then there's the dance. There's nothing that feels better
than expressing yourself with your body.
It's just silencing yourself
and not being able to speak
and having to tell someone something
with no words and just with your body i think is a really beautiful
way of communication um so that's what dance is for me but both of those are are both acting so
like acting i will always be an actor first and foremost it's just those two things are just like
i'm very very very passionate about and so i guess musical theater on broadway would be my favorite thing maybe movie musicals
so you get like a second take yeah i guess so i was talking about this with one of my friends
and i found that the problem with all the stuff that i do is i never get to experience
if anyone likes it or not yeah you know like i do the radio show you're not there when they hear it
and i'm not in the car with them.
So I'm like, I don't know.
You're also just like by yourself.
Yeah, I'm by myself.
And I don't know if the bit landed or not.
Like we do this.
This is, so I like this the most
because at least I'm with someone else.
So like, you'll laugh at my jokes or like won't.
Or like not.
Or I'll like roll my eyes at you instead.
Or like even like the Paradise stuff.
Like I know what I'm doing is funny, but I don't know.
I can't experience it.
And like when you talk about the musical theater thing,
you get that like immediate like, oh, like the crowd really thought that joke was funny
or like really like that note I hit or whatever it is, you know.
And it's not even about like the like immediate satisfaction of acknowledgement.
It's not about even about the instant gratification.
It's more about just like the connection that you have with the audience.
There's like this like weird invisible tie from like my heart to every single person's
heart in the audience.
Yeah.
And it's like you just like feel every soul, every spirit.
And it's like this really like beautiful thing, I think.
Whether you're doing dinner theater or Broadway or singing on the
street,
hustling,
like it's hustling.
I've done that.
I love it.
I haven't,
it's not,
I've never had like saying on the street,
like hustling,
but I've definitely just sang on the street for fun to see what people's
reactions would be like.
A couple of drinks in and
i'll do a whole broadway performance at seriously at disneyland for your birthday
you and your friend panda started like doing some like dance routine
wasted and i was like i don't know if i'm supposed to like stop
but it was good so i was like keep going and there was like A crowd that like Formed They're like Oh my god
Thinking that
I think that like
They thought
This was part of like
Disney
Yeah part of the park
That's hilarious
No we're just doing
Like this routine
That Panda had taught me
Yeah
It was like
Super easy though
It was like
Balchang
Tombe
Pot of Array
Like pirouette
Super easy
Sashay
Whatever
All those words
All those words
Don't mean anything to me
Those are all ballet words Sashay Ball's a little but ballet words Sasha belly
Sasha sounds like a slutty girl from Louisiana my favorite thing my favorite thing ever I cannot oh here we go or yeah
yeah
RuPaul's Drag Race
oh my god
yeah so I don't watch
the show
do you watch it
I don't
my sister's obsessed
oh I'm obsessed
which one
no or Miley
yeah
okay can you just
really quickly
like unpack it for us
like what
I don't really
understand what the show is
you want me to
untuck it for you
I don't
is that people listening you're welcome no one's laughing I don't really understand what the show is. You want me to untuck it for you? I don't.
People listening, you're welcome.
No one's laughing here.
Is that like a thing on the show?
Yes.
They're like, you can go backstage and untuck now because tucking.
Oh, your weenus.
Yes.
Your weenus.
And your balls. Your weenus is on your elbow
We know what you mean though
Yes
I was trying to keep it PG
PG
Since when
Tucking
Tucking to wear
Like a
Like a nice
Like a high-waisted leotard
You tuck
Yeah yeah yeah
So
Let me untuck it for you
Again that's my joke
That's fine
It's good
I hate having to explain jokes
It's not funny
The worst
That is one of my least favorite things.
Oh, God.
My bell sucks.
It's aggressive.
Your bell is a champagne flute.
I know.
It is a competition for drag queens.
Who is the best drag queen?
And so what are the tasks that they have to do?
What do they do to compete?
Okay, so every week there's a runway.
Sometimes it's always themed.
So it's like glitter ball.
And you have like, your outfit has to be like all glitter.
Got it.
And sometimes it's like controversial because someone will wear sequins because it's like sparkly, shiny.
You know, it's very, very intense.
What's one of the characters' names?
Just so I know.
Monet X Change.
Monet X Change. Monet X Change and I went to high school together.
What?
Stop it.
Yes, this bitch.
No way.
She came onto the show.
She was on this most recent season.
She came onto the show and I was like,
I know this bitch from somewhere.
Monet X Change.
I know her.
And it said that she was from New York.
And I was like, okay, definitely.
And then she kept talking about how she, like, loves musical theater.
And she's, like, a musical theater girl.
And I was like, okay.
So I've had to have done, like, some, like, workshops of, like, stuff in the past in New York.
Yeah.
For musicals.
Like, either, like, Shrek or, like, A Little Princess.
Like, musical workshops that I have done
before they made it to Broadway and then I just like kind of like chucked it up to being that
just like I know money exchange from that but I didn't really and then I was somewhat kind of
definitely planning my 10-year high school reunion yes which I went to we'll get into that a little bit later we must and i was
on i like went to the facebook our like facebook like alumni page for like our class of 08 which
i feel like you created i i definitely i definitely did not i definitely did not do that i was i
almost like left it for a while i was on it to see because someone would like wrote like hey you guys
let's do this blah blah and i was
like who else is in this group like who like let's see like who is on facebook still because i had a
very very small class my class was like 74 75 kids oh wow it is really small and so i saw monet
exchange and i was like is that what she is on facebook or is she her real name or maybe that
is her real name but there's no way that's her real name.
I did not go to school with Monet X Change.
Like I went to school with Monet X Change, but she was not known as that.
So just by the picture, you were like, that is Monet X Change.
No, it literally said Monet X Change.
Oh, so okay.
Because that's what she goes by now.
I think that's what she goes by now.
But I was like, what?
And so I like clicked on her thing and I like scrolled back and I was like, oh my God.
And there is like, I remember her.
She was like amazing.
She was a vocal major.
So that's why I couldn't remember her.
Cause I was like, she was not in my, I was a musical theater major.
She was in drama.
She was in musical theater.
She was in, she was a vocal major.
I had like all of these classes and I was, it just, I all came rushing back as soon as
I saw her real name.
I'm not sure like
What etiquette is on that
So like I won't say anything
But it was so crazy
I like posted like a picture
On my Insta story
Of us at like graduation
Okay so Monet Exchange
Like puts on
Bedazzled stuff
And is going against the grain
Because the glitter
Was the main thing
And then there's turmoil
That did not happen But sure But it could But that could happen That's what happens and then there's turmoil that did not happen but sure but that's what happens and
then there's someone judges then they have judges they perform sometimes they have performances yeah
like dance numbers sometimes sing like this past year they had like a share performance the main
like challenge was that like they all did like different shares like over the over the someone
was like disco share someone was share so like things like that and they get judged off of that
and then the bottom two have to have sync like a lip sync for your life oh i like that cool and
speaking of it is intense yes you need to watch your episode. No, I'm not really on it.
Oh, you're not?
But I want to see.
Oh, you did record it.
I want to see it.
I forgot to record it.
Can we see it up?
It's not like as much as I thought I would be on it.
I just, I saw a photo of Ben, like they posted on Twitter and he looked so insane.
I was like, I don't think I can watch this and continue to be friends with him.
Yeah.
It's that ridiculous.
But at least it's not like anything like ben would ever it's insane be like in real life oh you know though i feel like it is the real ben
deep down like that's him deep down yeah ben is super uh censored like yo exactly that's what i'm
saying like i feel like when you pull away like all the things of what he thinks he should be
like like that's it yeah we were talking about this the other day or maybe today about how I would not hate the idea of Ben being the bachelor again
I think he will be
I'd be down personally. I want Blake. Yeah, if it's gonna be someone from this past season
I want Johnny Mansell. I haven't watched the season enough to really know. Do you love Blake?
I love Blake because like there's a lot of mixed emotions about Blake.
How?
Because I feel like some people, I like him.
People are more on the Jason train than the Blake.
I love Jason.
Really?
I met him last week.
But everybody says Blake comes off like too clingy and insecure and whiny.
And I don't see that.
I like Blake.
I've said since day one, their first date, I said that's who Becca should pick.
Me too.
Yeah.
But a lot of people don't like him.
And so there's been mixed reviews.
Oh,
she's into,
she might be feeling about guys,
the way she feels about me.
Yeah.
I was like that.
I guess,
but like,
I have always said,
I would want a guy.
Yes.
To be like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Especially the bachelor.
Yeah.
You want someone who like,
is like super clingy.
So they actually end up with the person.
But like everybody was making such a big deal about him like getting like insecure and getting
upset about all the other guys.
Wouldn't you want that?
He's only getting upset about all the other guys.
Because he cares.
At the very, very end of it.
Yeah.
Because he loves her.
When it's starting to get serious and he's like, I want to be with this girl.
I love her.
Yeah.
So I don't see it as a bad thing the way he acts.
I don't see it as it either thing the way you act i don't see it as it either i think it will be blake i will say this as someone who got to see it
firsthand i think they might wait until after paradise airs to make a decision because i think
there's some people in paradise that america's gonna be like huh uh-huh well you like colton
is always obviously somebody a lot of people tweet about wanting to be the bachelor yeah and i could
see that too but i just will go on the bachelor yeah and i could see that too but i just
will go on the bachelor yes exactly i could see that never end this vicious cycle i don't even
know this drama stuff but it just it intrigues me well keep watching tuts because it's gonna get
better keep watching being in la last week tuesdays seven o'clock mondays and tuesdays
again it's too much it's still two days two 7 o'clock. Monday's and Tuesday's again?
It's too much.
It's still two days, two hours a day? Monday and Tuesday?
That's too much.
Two hours a day.
It's like four hours in a week.
Maybe it's one hour on Tuesday.
It's just too much.
I told them that.
I was like, guys, fuck, man.
You want me to do four hours a week?
It's a lot.
You want me to dedicate?
I can't do anything else on Monday and Tuesday?
No, I know.
Yeah.
It's wild.
It's really, it's like champagne problems, but it's always like champagne problems.
So when I go back to modern stuff is when to filming is always when Paradise starts airing.
I go back to filming August 6th on modern for season 10.
And I'm like, what if I work in the morning?
And you can't watch.
I can't.
And I can't have like a rosé night with my girls watching Paradise with the girls in Wells now.
By the way, how's this going to work?
Am I invited to your watch parties?
Yes.
Now you're –
You kind of have to be.
Well, you – yeah.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Get out for the next two hours.
Get out.
Normally, I would do that.
You would? Normally, I would. Well, I would do that. You would?
Normally, I would.
Well, I'll honor that.
I'll go to my brother's house.
No, but here's the thing.
This is different this time because like.
Because I'm on it?
Because we will all want to know the heart behind the T.S. Gossip.
Yeah.
I cannot imagine my friend Alexa not being like,
yeah, get Wells out of here
because
we want to watch this
she's gonna be like
he's gonna be here right
because then we'll get to know
everything
inside info
yeah
so we're both traveling
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I don't mind it being on the wall. Because it's
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It does.
I agree with you.
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I'm sure germs are on both surfaces.
This one is much easier to clean.
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It just rinses right off.
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But mine's copper, and it's so cute, and it sits on my bathroom wall.
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I guess also because they send you like replaceable heads.
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That it is cleaner.
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Your favorite thing.
Can we go back to your high school reunion real quick?
Oh, God.
I go to her high school. I didn't go to your high school reunion real quick? Oh, God. I go to her high school.
I didn't go to my high school reunion.
I would never go to mine.
All right.
So we go to her high school reunion.
My favorite thing was she brought her own entourage.
Okay.
You and one other person.
Yeah.
Her like good friend.
It's a good entourage.
One of my best gay friends moved back to me and I
Thought if I was gonna go I would never go alone. Yeah, I would definitely take people I don't like so it was Nene this
guy
Nicholas J Carbone
That came with us and I loved it cuz I was like, I don't know anybody and I know Nene
So like this is great
Like I've got like someone like hang out with right
But I thought it was really funny that you like, you like brought your boyfriend and
like you're like, good looking gay friend.
Bitches, I'm here.
That's the way to do it.
I'm here.
You get this to where it's like, I didn't have a lot of like normal things growing up
just because of like work and then like family stuff and just, just everything was just like
not normal
for me growing up when i was junior senior in high school i started to get like really really
like overwhelmed with all the work in the school and trying to have a boyfriend and going to parties
and all this stuff and my mom was like why don't you just do homeschooling or get your ged and i
was like no i want to graduate yeah i want to walk across that stage and get my diploma.
I want to do normal.
I want to have normal things in my life.
And this is one of those things that I deemed normal.
And Romy and Michelle's tenure at a high school reunion is one of my favorite movies.
Great film. So I was really hoping for like a Romy and Michelle like I need to post it moment.
Yeah.
But she's the girl that like didn't like make up that she invented the post-it.
She fucking made the post-it a success.
That's what was funny about it.
She walked in there looking so fucking good.
Oh my God.
I was wearing linen Catherine Hepburn pants and a white tie top.
Linen pants.
She looked so fucking good.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
Compared to everybody else that's going to that school.
Everyone looked great.
I'm there, so I'm like kind of
bringing it down a little bit.
Then she got like her fabulous
gay friend with her
and she like walks in the door.
Yeah, Nene is fabulous.
Like wind machine
was like in her hair
when she walked in.
I can see it.
I can picture it all.
Rose, motherfucker.
Where's my drink?
Rose.
Oh, darling.
It's great to see you.
But so,
it wasn't like that at all.
It wasn't like that at all.
I'm picturing it though
and it looks great. It looks right. I think in her mind that's what she wanted but that's not really what that i'm picturing it though and it looks great it
looks right i think in her mind that's what she wanted that's not really what that's what that's
what i wanted but it's not what happened no i also like i thought that it was going to be like
every other high school reunion that i have seen on television and in movies yeah where people bring
their significant others nobody brought really anybody i was the only boyfriend oh that's he was
the only boyfriend and people there some of them are married.
People bring their husbands to those things.
Most of them are in relationships.
Nobody brought, not a single person brought their significant other.
I don't think that's normal.
Isn't that weird?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's weird.
So I was the one that brought my boyfriend and my gay best friend.
And they're like, what's up, bitches?
I'm like, oh, God.
And I was so thankful for
We also were joking around
That like
Why the fuck is NeNe here
Like
He's not dating Sarah
Like
There is an actual reason
I mean kinda
Yeah I know
But like
Like how
How really weird is that
So we were like
Dude you should just start
Telling everybody
That you totally went to school
There
Oh for sure
And like
Yeah
Oh that's great
See if you can play it off
So funny
But you were like a part of it.
See if people would be like, oh yeah, how are you?
So we did it like one time and he like screwed it up.
So then I got the idea that it would be a really funny sequel to Wedding Crashers.
Oh, yeah.
Where two guys or like a guy and a girl go and crash.
High school reunion.
High school reunions.
I like it.
And like their whole thing is like trying to sleep with like the hot
cheerleader or whatever or the quarterback.
Yeah.
We should take this idea to Tish immediately.
Yeah, I know, right?
Yeah.
You're welcome, Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson.
One of my favorite movies of all time.
Great.
Where's the balance?
Oh, man.
I have a drink in my hand.
Can't reach.
Yes.
Crab cakes and football.
That's what Marilyn does.
It's seriously what Marilyn does. That's Maine. Go to Bob's Clam Hut. That's what Maryland does. That's seriously what Maryland does.
That's Maine.
Go to Bob's Clam Hut.
That's in Maine.
Don't make fun of it.
I'm not.
It looks delicious.
Maine has amazing lobster.
Maine is like known for their lobster.
We want to go.
I'm trying to go.
Whereas like Maryland's known for their crab cakes.
This is in Route 1, Kittery, Maine.
I wish I had a reason to go to Maine.
I think this is your reason. This is it. Should we just hop in. I wish I had a reason to go to Maine. I think this is your reason.
This is it.
Should we just hop in the car and go?
Let's just go to Maine.
Serving Mainers.
That's what, if you're from Maine, you're a Mainer?
Yeah.
Oh.
Huh.
Since 1956.
Eat clams.
Present this card and get a free lobster roll or clam roll.
They should hire you to do their commercials.
I love New England.
That sounds great.
I miss New England.
One of my favorite things. Oh my God. New England their commercials. I love New England. That sounds great. I miss New England. One of my favorite things,
New England.
Yeah.
I love New England.
Yeah.
In the fall.
New England in the fall.
I love New England
all times of year actually,
but especially in the fall and spring.
Can I just bring up
one of my least favorite things?
Yeah, I think it's time for that.
Yeah, there's a lot of bad
in the world right now,
but I fucking hate people
that try to walk into elevators before i walk out you know yep send subway cars yeah
guess what the rule is guys all right people exit we get out and you go in and then your
lazy ass comes in you're right okay yeah no you got nothing on it i know i was just i was just
saying i was like why are you saying lazy ass?
I don't know.
Like, it just bugs me.
It's obnoxious.
I had some freaking girl last night on the flight,
like in the row behind me,
like jump up and like run to the front.
And I'm like, no, no.
Yeah, I don't like that.
No, no, no.
It goes row by row.
And that's what you get for being in the back
is you have to wait.
People that don't understand airplane etiquette
just really get me.
It's like airplane etiquette, automatic door etiquette, whether it's an elevator, a subway.
Can I just say what I really hate about New York?
Why did everyone think it was a great idea to put turnstiles in every freaking building?
I hate turnstiles.
You're always worried about getting hit in your ass.
Oh, my God.
You know?
What are you talking about?
Why do you think it's in every building about? Like turnstile in every building.
Like a turnstile.
In like the subway
or in buildings?
No, like in buildings.
When you're walking
out of a building
you gotta push that
freaking thing.
Oh, the revolving door.
The revolving door.
Yeah, I think that's
different from a turnstile.
Then what is that called?
A revolving door.
I think she's right
because when you said that
and I understood
when I understood
what you meant in my head I said, oh. Turnstiles are in the subway where it's like a spig said that and I understood when I understood what you meant
I in my head
I said oh
where you
it's like
it's like a spigot
yeah no I know
like at Disneyland
where you have to go
through the
a revolving door
anyways okay
whatever
no
I hate those
way too late
I just don't understand
like what's wrong
with the normal door
why do we have to make
this whole thing
I hate the revolving door
but I think
I think people think
it's more efficient
it's not
but it's not
first of all
you gotta push it I know and if I think people think it's more efficient. It's not. But it's not. First of all, you've got to push it.
I know.
And if you have a badge, it's the worst.
No, thank you.
I know.
I think most of it started with the type of architecture that was back in the day in Manhattan,
you know, when those buildings were being built.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess not like skyscrapers now, but it kind of goes along with it.
And I think it's more efficient than a bottlene bottleneck door when it's like comes to like rush hour of people leaving and coming in
it's possible not buying it no not buying it if people don't follow automatic door etiquette
at least for a revolving door there's always a place to enter the building and there's always
a place to exit it yeah so maybe their idea is people can enter and exit at the same time at the same time instead instead of like people this being like the exit
door and this being the entrance door if people can't follow automatic door etiquette they're
not going to follow just regular door etiquette all right i think i solved this problem for you
i didn't know that you were going to side on the revolving door it's not siding i'm just trying to
like find like the reason logic behind it.
Yeah.
It's also because it's like you're like
kind of attacking
my hometown
and my first true love.
I'm just saying like
the one thing
that I don't like
about New York
is those freaking doors.
The revolving doors.
When do we go through
those doors at the hotel?
They're everywhere.
Every building.
Yeah, they're everywhere.
And I'm terrified of them
because I'm always waiting
for them to like
I think I'm so like
used to them.
I have no idea.
I definitely get anxiety
when I take suitcases in them. Suitcases are, yeah. I just go straight for the regular tour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm always waiting for them. I think I'm so used to them. I have no idea. I definitely get anxiety when I take suitcases in them.
Suitcases are, yeah.
I just go straight for the regular door.
I'm like, no, I'm not even messing with this.
Well, that's the weirder part is there's usually both options.
Yeah.
For some reason, I always feel obligated that they want me to go through the revolving door
when I would really just rather go through the regular door.
Yeah, through the regular door.
But I feel like that's wrong.
Like I'm breaking a rule.
I feel like a fire alarm is going to go off if I use this freaking door.
I feel like in the back of my head, I I'm like these are for people in wheelchairs
Yeah, yeah, exactly or like emergency exit only yeah king of are we allowed to use the handicap?
accessible bathroom in public areas I
Only do it if everything yes full
I only do if everything else is full or if I'm at the airport and I have like a shit ton of luggage
Not know you or if I'm at the airport and I have like a shit ton of luggage. Yeah, a bunch of luggage. And I say like the same.
Not know you were in a bed.
I thought you were just...
All right, it's like a huge shit ton.
Oh, no, no.
Let's sync up the handicapped stall.
Yeah, let's sync up the handicapped.
No, no, no.
If I just have like a lot of luggage
that's like really big
and I like don't...
And it won't fit.
It's gonna sound bad.
Bring it back around.
I'm so excited.
For our flight to New York, her bag was overweight.
You know, you have to pay for like extra overweight stuff.
Her bag weighed more than she does.
No.
Yes.
100%.
Oh my God.
I think it weighed around the same.
Around the same.
But I will say, she had options upon options.
What is it in a bag that what is it shoes probably just okay
so what i brought to mexico so i met wells in new york for my reunion then we went straight to
mexico pack for new york and mexico and mexico new york was like 24 hours but like still you
want to have options new york i have options you know what the weather's gonna be like it's hot
but like it's still like like during the day and then it's cold inside and then like cold it's a thing yeah
but for mexico like i had i don't even know how many pouches i had i had to have had at least eight
she's the most organized human i've ever met oh and then she'll also like tell me about what's in
every because i'm excited i'm excited about. I spent hours and hours and hours packing this kind of stuff.
And some of it was for you.
Most of it was for you.
And here he is making fun of you.
No, no, no, no.
It wasn't for me.
But it would be stuff like, babe, OK, if you need any.
Just in case.
I had a first aid kit.
I packed.
I made my own first aid kit.
You don't know what they're going to have in Mexico.
You don't know what it's going to have, but it's Mexico.
I know.
I was like, I've never even used a hair relaxer.
And then I used it.
Oh, my God.
And then I used the salt spray.
Loved it.
So you know what?
Where's the bell?
It's been so long.
I used the salt spray.
Loved it.
I mean, I had a lot.
I had an entire pouch full of hair products, entire pouch full of skin products.
I curated my own first aid kit that had regular Band-Aids,
blistered Band-Aids.
I also had like bug repellent.
I had witch hazel.
I had cortisone cream.
I had triple antibiotic ointment.
I had travel triple antibiotic.
I'm going to call you when I go back to Honduras
and ask for a packing list
because I feel like
all those things are things I should take yeah and then I also like to have options to look good
because I think going out to dinner with your significant other you're gonna want a nice dress
you're gonna want to look and it's not only like looking good like for yourself and feeling good
about yourself being like oh I think it's really important to make yourself feel sexy on a date.
And then there's something about making
yourself feel sexy by
attracting your significant other.
For sure. So putting in the effort
to look good for them makes me
feel sexy. Exactly. I feel that.
She looked very sexy the entire time.
Here's what I learned. Ding, ding, ding.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm buying us desk bells. I learned something though, ding, ding. Yes. Yeah, thank you. I'm buying us desk bells.
I learned something, though,
traveling with her.
I need to have more options for clothing.
Oh, really?
Because I was like,
we're in New Mexico.
I need a couple collared shirts,
I need some pants and some shorts.
But guys can do this
and rotate and it's fine.
He had a carry-on.
He didn't check a bag.
What?
I know.
You're lying.
Sort of, yeah.
A carry-on? Yeah. A carry-on. Must be't check a bag. What? I know. You're lying. Sort of, yeah. A carry-on?
Yeah.
A carry-on.
Must be nice.
And I had a bag that weighed 90 pounds.
Oh, my God.
It was phenomenal.
But anyways, I had a great time.
But I learned that I need to bring more stuff.
What would you have wanted to bring that you didn't?
I wish I had more collared shirts.
I wish I had more shoe options.
More boat vans. I like more collared shirts. I wish I had more shoe options. More boat vans.
I like those shoes.
Suck it.
I do.
I like it.
It's a good preppy yacht look.
He loves a preppy look.
I love a good preppy look as well.
Dude, if you'd have seen us, I looked like my name should have been like Chet.
Chet Adams.
Chet Adams who like has a schooner, lives in Nantucket.
All my outfits I felt like looked like that.
All pontoon.
I feel like.
What are you looking up right now?
I'm buying us bells.
Oh, you're buying bells.
Oh my gosh.
That's all metal.
Two pack.
That's funny.
Perfect.
You guys would fit in at like the polo club.
Yeah.
Do you guys do that?
She's got good hats.
I have amazing hats.
See? I love hats. I brought a hat
box. I need one. And I brought visors. Oh, a visor. See, this is smart. I know. These are all things
I get to the beach and I'm like, dang, I wish I had a visor. I had like prescription sunglasses
options. I had non-prescription sunglasses options because if you're wearing your contacts, you can't have your prescription
sunglasses. That's true. So then I bought
a bunch of really cheap, trendy
thin
90s sunglasses and stuff. Cute.
What do you think about the thin 90s sunglass trend?
Do guys hate it? I'm okay with it.
You're okay with it? Yeah. I don't mind it.
I like it. I tell you
what I did like a lot that I
didn't know I was going to be into.
Okay.
Body chain.
Oh.
Of course you would be into that.
It was just like so glamorous and sexy.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hers kept breaking.
I was like, don't worry.
I'm going to fix it.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
It was really sexy, too, because he kept fixing my body chain. Oh. I was like getting like welding equipment. I was like, I'm going to fix this you. I got you. It was really sexy too because he kept fixing my body chain.
I was like, oh.
I was like getting like welding equipment.
I was like, I'm going to fix this thing.
Don't worry.
I got it.
This is staying on.
It was like a cheap body chain from like Urban Outfitters.
So it kept breaking.
It's amazing.
Like going back to the reunion.
He's still on that.
He loves it.
Well, we realized when we did it was that social media has ruined the reunion.
Yeah.
You go to these reunions to find out what everyone's doing.
But you already know.
But everyone already knows what you're doing.
There isn't a soul that went to that reunion that didn't know that Sarah was dating a guy
named Wells and has a fabulous gay friend named Nini.
And they didn't need to go to this thing to find that out.
That's hilarious.
You're right.
It sucks because Facebook and Instagram is kind of ruining that thing because you can just like kind of it's so true it's so true yeah
everybody's all up in each other's business everybody knows everything yeah yeah it was
it that that was really strange already like knowing like there were some people though that
like are not on social media that were at my really reunion that's crazy it's crazy to think
like how much that affects our lives and we just don't
really realize like how different life would be without it i think oh i know oh yeah i'd be having
way more panic attacks yeah i think yeah i don't know why because i wouldn't know the loop yeah i
would feel out of the loop i would know what was going on if someone like wasn't like answering
my phone calls or something like that i'd just be like what i i know that like if my girlfriends
aren't answering now that you know what it's like to I know that like if my girlfriends aren't answering. Now that you know
what it's like to have it,
you would, yeah.
If I really need
to get a hold of them,
the first thing I do
once they don't answer
is to go to Instagram
to see if they've done
an Instagram story recently.
Yeah.
To be like,
what are they doing?
Like, are they like
busy doing something
or are they just being bitches
and not answering
my phone call?
You know what I mean?
You call them out
and you'd be like, you can make a new facebook or instagram thing but you can't
write me back i feel like i'm so guilty of doing that to people i do a lot of time i'm very careful
sometimes i won't sometimes i won't put out a new instagram because i'm like i haven't texted
exactly i i do that all the time really i do that all the time wow the days where i save this and
post it after.
Yeah.
It's great later.
Don't worry about it. Yeah.
I definitely have done that.
We are horrible people.
Horrible people.
One of my new favorite things is, I think it's called A Door by Amy Shark.
What is that?
It's a song.
Oh, okay.
You mean to play it?
Pull it up.
Yeah.
And I like it.
Oh, you're my voice is great I love her voice.
Yeah.
She's amazing.
So, yeah.
I really like her.
And I really like, this is actually like my friend, but I'm obsessed with this song.
It's called L-Y-F-L.
But it's like, love you for life.
Oh, cute.
Who's it by? Caitlin Caitlin Tarver do you know Caitlin
yeah yeah is this a new song of hers yeah she's playing the troubadour on Friday August 3rd I
really want to go I love her I like this song I've sent this to Wells before she had a song. That I loved.
It's so good.
Oh.
So, yeah.
She had a song called Weekend Millionaires that I loved. Yes.
That was a good one.
I loved that song.
I was sad that one didn't blow up a little more.
Okay. My new fave song of the week. What is a little cliche of a choice but it's so good i don't
care it's the new 1975 you heard it yet no if we made it i think i like it so good What's this kid's name?
Matt
Something
Matt Healy Yeah What's this kid's name? Matt. Something.
Matt Healy.
Yeah.
Definitely sounds like a 1975 track.
It's like classic 1975,
but I feel like when they skew away from what they do,
people don't like their stuff as much.
Yeah.
So to me, they're like kind of going back to that like somebody else vibe
because that song was so huge for them.
But I really, really love it.
Such a good song.
It's one of my favorite songs of all time.
Really?
Like to this day,
it like makes me feel something
just so deeply.
I love that.
Like still.
I love that feeling.
And it's like,
but it still does that years
after it's been out.
Like that's serious.
That's like,
get ready for it.
Get ready. Uh-oh, ready for it. Get ready.
Uh-oh, here we go.
Get ready.
She's going to be really excited.
That's like some John Mayer songs.
Oh, man.
Yes.
Did you listen to my playlist yet?
I did, and I knew all those songs.
What?
You knew all the songs.
You're like, I don't want to know that.
Okay, so I listened to that podcast, and I was like,
how do you not know slow dancing in a band?
I'm like, how?
Are you kidding me?
Okay.
So I don't think that that's that great of a song.
I'm sorry.
Are you kidding me?
Dreaming with a broken heart.
You're insane.
I don't mean like,
I,
I appreciate John Mayer.
I'm just saying gravity to gravity is always just like classic,
but I always have,
uh,
like a hard time
Deciding between
Gravity by John Mayer
And Gravity by Sarah Bareilles
Oh
Cause the Gravity by Sarah Bareilles
Every time I cry
If I'm like by myself
It'll do something
It'll do something to me
I've been getting into
Mandolin Orange a lot
I'm gonna go like so far away
And no one's gonna like
What I'm about to play
People love your song choices.
You have good song choices.
You haven't sent me songs in a while.
I want to hear what you're listening to.
This is a band called Mandolin Orange.
It's like a totally like a folky thing, obviously.
Folky hipster thing.
By the fact that they have the word mandolin in their band name.
This is called Train Song.
It's called Train Song?
Oh.
This is a very Wells Adams song.
It is very Wells.
I can see you singing.
I really feel like you would love my brother's music.
You gotta come see him.
I haven't seen him in a while.
Raisin?
Yeah.
Good.
Anyways, Mandolin Orange.
He is like a supermodel.
I like that song.
I think it's a pretty song.
It's cute.
Yeah.
You would love Brazen's music.
They're about to put out a big release.
They're doing an album.
Yeah.
God, your family is ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
One of my new favorite things.
Okay.
I tried cryotherapy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I saw that.
I saw that thing.
So my friend is like super crazy into
this does it every day now and she was like do you want to come with me and i was like i don't
know so tell me okay so i have always like been intrigued by it but i would never it's not something
i would ever just pay for but my sister has uh for some reason become obsessed with like trying
it so she called me and was like hey i made appointments for us to go to cryotherapy you're
going and i'll like tomorrow and i was like okay she was like uh you got to try it with me
like i want to do it so bad but like i can't do it by myself and it's a classic miley and i was
like okay i'll go with you so we go and we get there and i had just gotten the eyelash extension
so i was like i probably shouldn't do it and they were all like no it's okay like they just worry
about your pores opening with that which makes sense you're not supposed to shower because yeah
and they were like so that this isn't liquid like it you know it shouldn't bother you at all so i was like all
right cool so i'll do it so then we get in there and we get they give you like a robe socks ear
muffs gloves and then you're naked otherwise i've done it but your nipples freeze off i held my
hands over my tits the whole time because they were so cold like so i would i'd be afraid that
they'd like freeze you could flick and they'd like. Yeah, so we get all ready to go. And then she was going to go first.
Is that pepperoni on the ground?
It's my name.
It's pepperoni.
She was going to go first.
And then right before, she's like, you go first.
And I was like, oh, my god.
So we did it.
It was great.
Three minutes.
OK.
Negative 190 degrees.
Fahrenheit?
For three minutes.
Celsius.
Kelvin.
190?
Yeah, negative.
Fahrenheit.
Can you believe?
But it's almost like dry ice. It fogs up like a dry ice does or whatever. I? Yeah. Negative. Fahrenheit. Can you believe? But it's almost like dry ice.
It fogs up like a dry ice does or whatever.
I did it.
You did do it?
Yeah, I did it.
I don't think it's that low.
And I didn't.
It showed.
It is.
That's insane.
I did it and I was like, this isn't that cold.
It's like, ooh, I'm cold.
Was your skin?
My skin was numb.
I couldn't feel it afterwards.
Yeah, afterwards they-
Were you naked?
What happens to your dick? I was say how that yeah how does that go
oh my god they do the gun on you to like uh see what your your temperature like your body
there's a gun it's like a temperature gun. They didn't do that thing.
A thermometer?
Yeah, but it's like a laser
that they point at you.
Oh.
No, I didn't do that.
I don't think I've ever heard of this.
But it was nice.
They had like the iPod dock
where you can like cue your song up.
So I put on some Drake
so I could like booty dance
while I was in there.
But no, it was great.
I would do it again.
Yeah.
Miley loved it.
She went back the next day.
What are the benefits
of cryotherapy?
Is it like, I know it's like muscle recovery.
That's the one, that's the only thing I really knew about it.
But apparently it also speeds up your metabolism.
So the way they explained it is, yeah.
Miley's like, I want it to melt my thighs off.
And I go, I'm not sure it does that.
And they were like, actually, it can.
Well, there's cool sculpting, which I think is BS.
That's BS.
Cool sculpting is way different though as well.
Yeah, the way she explained this makes sense.
So your body gets so cold in those three minutes
that when you get out,
it's working overtime to heat itself back up
and you're burning calories as your body heats back up.
So it's the opposite of shape house.
Yeah.
Yes.
Where your body is working extra hard
to cool itself down from being too hot.
Yes.
The next thing is going to be like, it's just a lukewarm room you go into.
Give us 500 bucks.
And it does nothing.
You chose Drake, huh?
Yeah, because you can't turn Drake on and not move, you know?
Yeah, I guess.
It's a good go-to.
Miley played some RuPaul thing.
I don't know which one.
Something bunny?
I don't know.
She was like, do you want my song and
i was like i'm okay my own song oh my god i can't wait for all stars cryotherapy great great thing
to do cryotherapy dope everyone like went after me on twitter like oh my god it's dangerous you
should not do that miley should not do that why is it dangerous i mean if you stay in there longer
than three minutes i guess it could be.
My mom, I went home, my mom was like, yes, someone
died doing cryotherapy. Oh my god.
I was like, what?
And she was like, yeah, well, she stayed in there way too long.
And I was like, okay. I mean, it gets cold in there.
I know. You could freeze to death.
I would assume so at a negative 190.
Yeah, you could freeze to death. Question, freeze to death
or burn alive? Freeze to death.
Freeze to death. I think so. 100%. 100%. You just fall asleep. Yeah, you're right to death. Question, freeze to death or burn alive? Freeze to death. Freeze to death.
I think so.
100%.
100%.
You just fall asleep.
Yeah, you're right.
Do you follow kids getting hurt on Instagram?
I don't because I, here's my thing.
Oh, God.
I enjoy some of the videos that you send me.
Yeah.
But to just follow an Instagram account purely based on children getting hurt.
I just feel like it's against my maternal nature to just do that.
I live for it.
I live for it.
So good.
They're not dying.
They're not dying.
Yeah, no, but I just feel like I will laugh at the occasional video you send me that you think is funny.
Yeah.
It's so funny.
Like, if you look at it.
I bet you, like, people would love to see, like, what our DMs look like between her and I.
Oh, my gosh.
And it's just all dog videos.
Yeah.
There's a lot of dog stuff.
It's nothing but dog videos.
That's incredible.
You guys should make, like, a Tumblr of our dog.
Yeah, but it's already, like, out there.
I really want to get some dinner.
Where are you
guys gonna go i think we're gonna go to fort what are your favorite nashville spots oh yeah uh my
favorite nashville spots are my go-to is like always five points pizza i love it and it's crazy
to me because i am super picky with my pizza since i'm from new york and it is some of the
best pizza i've ever had in my life. It is good.
I love it.
I will say that.
In my life.
I've never been to Italy, so.
Oh, the pizza's good.
So that's why it's been some of the best pizza I've had in my life.
But I also like, I like greasy pizza, hard crust on the bottom, but thin with like a
doughy crust around.
Yeah.
So good.
And they're garlic, they're garlic garlic knots With like They're like olive oil
And garlic
Basil
So yummy
I always ask for like
Extra like olive oil
Garlic paste
It's so amazing
I love Mitchell's
Mitchell's is good
I love
You love Mitchell's
I love Dino's Burgers
That's really
Those are really good
Uh huh
I love
You guys stick to the east side huh
Stick to the east side
But I'm so proud of her right now
This is the sexiest thing ever
Knows all my favorites
Like all her favorite places are my favorite places
I also really like Cafe Rose
I haven't eaten there yet
It's really really good
I went with my friend Katie Stevens
Who lives here
Have you been to Butcher and Bee yet
It's my favorite brunch spot right now
I took you there after the ballet.
I love that place.
Did you get brunch?
No, we got dinner.
We were like one of the only people there.
It was like really cute.
I like that place a lot.
The thing is, is that every place he takes me to in Nashville,
this is like an ad for Nashville, is amazing.
I haven't had one meal
That I haven't been like
A huge fan of right
Yeah
Nashville food is good
What are your favorite LA spots
It's so funny that I know more
About Nashville spots
Than LA spots
Because I don't leave my house
I don't go out
I like
I like Granville
I love Granville
They have really good brunch
What about Sharky's
I love Sharky's
I do love a Sharky's moment
Their roasted salsa
Oh my god It's so good And their guacamole Ah Guys I gotta go eat Sharkies. I love the sharkies. I do love a sharkies moment. Their roasted salsa.
Oh my God.
It's so good.
And their guacamole.
Guys, I gotta go eat.
This is like hungry.
Okay.
Well, I'll see you guys in LA.
I just had a salad the other day from a fresh corn grill.
Is that in LA?
Yes.
But it's not in the Valley and I'm upset about it because it was a really good Southwest Southwestern salad and the chicken.
I'm not a big fan of chicken.
I'll say it.
Yeah.
I'm not a big fan of chicken.
My mom hates it.
But if you cook it right, I'm like all about it.
Okay.
It was really good chicken.
All right.
In this salad.
Now I'm just thinking about like food and I'm not thinking about like let's go get food.
I'm thinking like, ooh, food.
I just want to think about. What's the vegan place on Ventura? House? Sunflower? like, let's go get food. I'm thinking like, ooh, food. I just want to think about.
What's the vegan place on Ventura?
House?
Sunflower?
No, that's here.
Oh, Sun Cafe.
Sun Cafe.
I like Sun Cafe.
I like Sun Cafe a lot.
But it is vegan.
It is.
Yeah.
It's good for vegan though.
It's good for vegan food.
Yeah.
It's good for vegan food.
I love veggie grill.
I love veggie grill.
I can't lie.
I don't know these places.
You're about to.
I can't contribute to the conversation.
You're about to know.
I love Aroma Cafe for brunch.
I love Aroma, but my thing is that that line is absolutely ridiculous.
It's stupid.
It's so dumb.
Have you been to Ceremony, a little Mexican spot?
I've been wanting to.
Miley and I like that place.
It's her fave Mexican.
It's good.
Where is it?
It's on Ventura, kind of closer to studio city
it's a it's across from like barrel and ashes if you've been there yes this is very i have not been
so i'll uh this is not you hate this wells hates when he can't have any input
okay you guys go eat i'll see you guys in la i I know. How weird is this? In a couple of weeks.
This is the last episode we're going to do in Nashville.
That's not true.
That's not true.
You're going to come back some.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
I'm keeping my shows here.
Oh, you are?
Yeah.
You can do radio shows from anywhere.
Hence why we're doing this in your house right now.
I'll be back.
I'm Airbnb my place.
I know.
Who runs that for you?
I don't know.
I got a lot of logistics to figure out.
A lot of logistics to figure out.
And you leave Monday?
That's great.
So you're going to go about your driving by yourself?
Well, me and Carl.
That's insane.
I know.
I wish I could do it, but I have to go back to work.
It's a long drive.
It'll be fun.
I'm going to listen to some Harry Potter.
Have you done?
I know.
I'm like, if you're not done with Harry Potter by the time you get to LA.
Have you decided where you're stopping along the way?
No.
Because I've done this so many times.
I have too.
I'm just going to go as long as I can then stop and then go as long as I can and stop.
Okay.
Taking 40 the whole way?
Yep.
I don't care about the sights, the sounds.
All right.
Just got to get my ass there.
Yeah.
And listen to Harry Potter.
Harry Potter, yes.
And finish Harry Potter. Harry Potter, yes. And finish Harry Potter
so that when you get back
we can have a marathon,
a movie marathon.
Yeah.
I won't let him watch the movies
until he's finished the book.
See, at this point
I should just watch the movies, no?
No.
Movies are great.
If you love to read,
you should read them.
I would say they are pretty great.
Okay.
And I haven't read
a really great book
since Dark Matter.
Yeah.
Thank you for coming on the
show thank you for having me to have you for a while yeah we have 20 this is like 24 we've talked
about it for yeah wait you know we started the podcast just about a year ago today yeah did you
know that i was like looking through old photos i remember i remember like being interested in
wells being like oh or when you were like dm me being like
next time in la we're getting drinks and tacos and i was like okay you would and then i was like
i'm gonna listen to his podcast and see what's up and see what he's like what did you think oh god
well i was just like well i started from the beginning i always like to start everything
episode one was her first impression of you.
Jesus.
Well, no, The Bachelor was. It wasn't her first impression, but it was, I remember we were like kind of talking online.
There was that whole, what was her name?
Kim?
Liz.
Liz.
There was a whole Liz thing and I was listening being like.
You got jealous.
Wow, really?
That worked in your favor.
Yeah.
Wow, really?
That worked in your favor.
I remember being like, is he like, how serious is he actually about me?
Like, is this like actually, like, is he actually serious about me?
Or is this just like a whatever thing?
I just saw Liz.
She asked how you were.
And I said, look, Wells is moving to LA.
But we're not in with his girlfriend.
She's great.
You'd actually love her, I think.
I like her music a lot.
Yeah, her music's cool. What? You listen to her music? She's a great human
being. You'd like her a lot.
She's good music. Like a deep dive into
this woman.
I would do the same thing.
I would. Everybody would. Every girl totally
would.
I don't even listen to her music.
I have no fucking clue what genre
she's in.
That's hilarious. I think she and I have a lot of what genre she's in. That's hilarious.
I think she and I
have a lot of mutual
friends in common too.
Really?
That wouldn't surprise me.
Yeah.
We'll look it together.
It'll be great.
All right.
Whatever.
I don't care.
I want to get some food.
All right.
Go get food.
But seriously,
thank you for coming
on the show.
Thank you for having me.
It's been a lot of fun.
This has been my favorite guest
on the show. We're getting bells for next episode i swear no we're not you're right thank
you
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