Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Sarah Hyland fills in for Brandi

Episode Date: February 20, 2019

Brandi is out of the country, galavanting around Africa with some mystery man. So, Wells asked his girlfriend and star of Modern Family, Sarah Hyland, to fill in for Brandi. This week Wells and Sarah talk about the said mystery man, their trip to Tahoe and a few of their favorite shows. They also talk Rom Coms, new music and more. If you've ever wondered what it would be like to hang out with Wells and Sarah, this is pretty much it. It's a lot of laughing, way too many inside jokes, and dogs constantly interrupting. Enjoy!

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my tacos are bigger than your tacos. You sometimes have three, but I always have four. I know. I don't know if I think that three is the perfect number. Because if I have four or more, then I feel like it's too much. Yeah, but if I have three, I feel like I haven't eaten enough. I know. Like mentally. Mentally. Not.

Your mental state is a little off. I need more tacos mentally. I always need more tacos mentally. Yeah. These dogs are really cute. Hi, boo-boo. Show your baby. We have all the dogs in the studio right now mentally yeah these dogs are really cute hi boo-boo we have all the dogs in the studio right now all the dogs are here if you're wondering my favorite thing dogs do you need the bell to be closer to you yeah that was a real real reach maybe just

move the chair a little bit maybe i'll just hold it in my hand i don't know if okay that works but i feel like that's gonna get real old real quick i don't know we'll'll... Okay, that works. But I feel like that's going to get real old real quick. I don't know. We'll see. If you guys are wondering why Brandy's voice changed, it's because Brandy is no longer with us in this country. Yes. She's off gallivanting. Actually, she's like horseback riding today, I think. Oh, is she? Yeah, I think I saw that.

She's gallivanting in Africa right now. I'm very excited for her. How do you think it's going? I think it's going really great. I think we can talk about it. Because she sent us some stuff. Oh. If you follow, I assume if you listen to this podcast, you follow Brandy on social media.

I hope so. And so you've noticed that she's been in Africa and she's taking pictures. And she's like alluding to like the guy that's taking the pictures is really good looking. Yeah, he's super hot. Can I say that? I think so. I think that's what we need to talk about. I just said it. He's super hot. really good looking. Yeah, he's super hot. Can I say that? I think so. I think that's what we need to talk about. I just said it.

He's super hot. Is good looking guy. He's super hot. He reminds me of the dude from Game of Thrones. Which one? The hot one. He's got like the beard and he's like in love with Khaleesi. Not the old guy.

Not Jorah. Jon Snow. And not Kit. He was like the warrior dude. And they like recast him. At first it was like this like blonde guy with really long hair. No, no, no, no, no, no. Like recently.

It was a blonde guy with really long hair for like a couple episodes. And he like cut off a guy's head and like gave it to her. And then they recast him with the brunette dude with the beard. And she like left him in the place to like keep charge of. And he's like, but I love you. I'll follow you forever. And she's like, no, you got to like keep charge of and he's like but i love you i'll follow you forever and she's like no you gotta stay here bro i'm my own woman i got my dragons that's all i need just going back like how romantic is it if you give someone a severed head i mean that's that's that's love right there why haven't you given me a severed head

i don't know it's to be on our wedding night. The ultimate wedding gift. Here is a severed head. Hmm. I wonder who that may be. Who the severed head is going to belong to. I once got a severed body part from a loved one. Did you really?

I did. My cat growing up, Fred. Oh, okay. Your cat brought you a severed body part. Yeah. It was my birthday. Yeah. Well, he knew it was your birthday, huh? I wokeed body part. Yeah, it was my birthday. Yeah. Well, he knew it was your birthday, huh? I woke up in the middle of the night on my birthday.

I felt Fred jump up on the bed, and I went to go pet him, and I pet maybe an inch of fur, and it stopped. And I was like, what the hell? And so I turned on the light, and there was the bottom half of a mouse so he gave you ass end yeah he gave me the ass end oh what's the fuck that thing fred and fred was just like looking at his lips looking at me being like yeah you're welcome i ate half of it but you're welcome i ate the head part which is traditionally the less appetizing yeah and he like gave me the ass like a ham. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The hindquarters. The hindquarters. It's good stuff. The hindquarters and the mouse. He was very proud of himself but I about had a heart attack. I was like seven. No, I was like nine.

So Brandy's in Africa gallivanting around with her new beau. It seems like it's going really well. In the last episode she asked if I would text her right when she got there

just to make sure that she wasn't murdered. She's now murdered. Her vagina might be murdered right now. Wait, wait. Before we get into vagina murdering, should we introduce the show? Yeah, yeah. By the way, this is Sarah Hyland who's filling in for Brandy.

Hi. Hi. I just realized. They're like, who the hell is talking? Brandy's not there, but who is this? By the way, Sarah has, like, seven different laughs. And there was a time in which I was trying to document all of them. Oh, gosh.

Because I thought, you know, if and when we ever get married, I thought a really funny speech would be if I played all your different laughs. Aw, babe, that's really cute. And my favorite one is the one you just did, which is... No, that was different. That's a different one. I'm not trying to do that laugh. I'm just laughing. It was different that's a different one I'm not trying to do that laugh I'm just laughing

that's a different one too oh and the high pitch one I like a lot too Boo wants to be on the show she's literally like oh my god yeah you can hear her sniffing

can you hear her sniffing it hey Boo why don't you show love for us and go get us a severed head Yes you know how to do it I think so can I try yeah go for it I'm gonna try and do like Brandy Okay Welcome to your favorite thing podcast with

Wells and Brandy but Sarah Highland is filling in for Brandy because she's getting some deep deein right now. Oh, good for her. You know, everyone deserves a good deep deein. A good... Deep deein. Deep deein. Deep deein.

Deep deein. Y'all have no idea what we're even saying. This whole show is just going to be all of our inside jokes. Yeah, this is probably going to be my favorite thing. is just going to be all of our inside jokes yeah this is probably going to be my favorite thing this is gonna be your favorite one no oh i'm holding it yeah you're dampening it oh there it is um i love our inside jokes that that that's my favorite thing so i think that this is going to be my favorite podcast because i can just listen to

it and i'll be the only one that understands it. Maybe we'll try and fill in. Well, we talk about deep ducking a lot. It's not because we're doing a lot of deep ducking. I mean, we're doing fine. That's our information. I don't know what I'm talking about. That deep. We do say deep ducking a lot. We watch a lot of television where there's sex. I don't know what's wrong with us. But yeah. Every episode of X on the Beach, it's like, oh, Morgan and Jay about to do some deep jukin'.

Deep jukin'. Oh, good. We have varieties of deep jukin' as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's also Pound Town Population 2. Yeah. I like the deep jukin'. I like deep jukin'.

Jukin'. But you know what it comes from? I definitely stole it from, I think it's Paul Rudd. Is it the movie Wanderlust? Wanderlust. That would make sense. Where they go to like a,

I can totally see Paul being like, duck, duck. Yeah, they go to like a sex camp or like a, It's a compound. It's like a nudist compound. And they're like a free loving. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is it Paul Rudd? Yes, Paul Rudd. Isn't it? And Jennifer Aniston. And so they decide to like, nudist yeah and they're like a free loving yeah yeah um is it paul rudd yes paul rudd yeah and jennifer and yeah and so they decide to like and jennifer's ex justin thoreau and i believe he directed it and i don't know if this is a rumor or not i think i read an article or maybe one of my dude friends read an article and or maybe they just made it up um where like it was supposed to be one of the first movies where jennifer was supposed to show her boobs or something like that and then her and justin got together and he's like oh no those are mine oh really and then he gave her some then he gave the jump jock and so but it could but that that comes from that there's a scene where like i would like to say that i don't know if that is a true story. That is a story that was told to me. Yeah.

Well, it's a beautiful story if it's true. I know. You know? Yeah. Or also kind of sad because... Because now it's not. Now we weren't all graced with seeing Jennifer Aniston's boobs. I think we've seen enough of them without actually seeing them. Dude, how about like the breakup?

The breakup. Oh my God. She's so hot. Like that's on a... She looks good. Baby, you're gorgeous. Jennifer Anderson is so much hotter than

any bun in the entire world. I don't know. I just didn't want to say it to me. Going back, there's a scene where Paul Rudd's trying to pump himself up to go have sex with another woman because they're deciding to go and explore because they're in this compound. And he says, or commune, whatever it is.

It doesn't matter. And he could probably pull it up, but he's like, getting the deep dick. And then I... Is he pumping himself up? Yeah, because he's looking in the mirror. He's like, you can do this.

You can do this. Give me that dick. Dick. Give me that dick. Dick. Dick. This is going to be an X-rated version of the podcast today. Sorry, guys.

Anyways, this whole show is going to be inside jokes. Ding. I mean, we've done 10 minutes, and we haven't even talked about anything yet. So this is good. Oh, God. I'm sorry. This is going to be really hard for you to edit. No, it's not.

We got a new editor. I'm just sending it out. Perfect. Let me know if there's something you want me to take out because it's just going. As soon as I say something, as soon as it leaves my mouth, I completely forgot I said it. Really? I don't know.

Like when we're having conversations like that. I have a really good memory, but when words just flow from my mouth, I don't think before I say them. And then once I say them, I forgot. Yeah. So I don't think I ever think about my words. I need to probably work on that. Maybe.

Your publicist might be freaking out right about now, but that's cool. Cat is angry. We just went to Tahoe. Tahoe. Tahoe. To the Lake Tahoe. We went with my brother and his wife, and we didn't ski. We did not.

All my friends are like, it's the best snow in like seven years, and you didn't ski? Are you upset you didn't ski? No. Do you know why? Why? Have you ever been skiing? Yes. Did you know why? Why? Have you ever been skiing? Yes. Did you like it? That's a complicated question. No, it's not.

I had mixed emotions about it. It hurt a lot. And that was when I was in shape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like right now it would be much worse. That's why I was like, y'all can ski if you want, but mom is not. I know. There's a part of me that wanted to go because my friends are right. It's the best snow we've had up there.

How can you miss an opportunity like that? We got there and it was just five feet of super pow pow nar nar. Super pow pow nar nar, bruh. Yeah, nar nar ner. Nar ner ner. But you know what? Every time I go skiing, it's like someone beat the shit out of you. Oh, yeah.

You fall down so much it's like the mountain just ronda rousey'd your fucking ass seven rounds on the octagon and you know and you know what i kind of want to come home from vacation and not worry about if there's blood in my urine yeah you know oh my god you took it there i just i just don't want you know how like sometimes when you go on vacation like a ski vacation you need a vacation from your vacation yeah yeah and i was really happy that we were able to have like a nice relaxing food and wine filled weekend yeah filled with playing with like gallivanting in the snow yeah yeah yeah and and not like really hurting ourselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Prisms. Inside joke.

Yeah. The superior vacation is the beach. Why are we going to the mountains when the beach is a thing? The mountains are beautiful, eh? And who doesn't love cozying up by the fireplace with a glass of wine and some trivial pursuit? Exactly. Thanks, Barkley. Barkley? This is going to be annoying. This is going to be a lot. up by the fireplace with a glass of wine and some trivial pursuit exactly thanks barkley barkley

this is gonna be annoying this is gonna be a lot because it's so by the way just to look like give you guys some understanding what's happening with our dogs right now it's real close to to yeah to f-o-o-d time and so now now what they do except for my dog i don't know where carl is he's probably ruining something right now but your dogs yeah they like have internal clocks an internal alarm clock for dinner time or breakfast i just don't understand how it works but yeah i just don't understand like i mean i get it like like the mountains are it was here's the thing it's gorgeous it was so beautiful and i think we did it perfectly right we went like kind of of sledding. We played in the snow one day. Yes, we did a spa day.

We did a spa day, which by the way, shout out to the Hyatt. Hyatt Regency in Lake Tahoe. In Incline Village. Real nice. Wish like we had said that we were going to shout them out on your podcast. I know, to get like, because you paid for it.

Maybe get like a free massage or something. Well, that was a part of my Valentine's Day gift. But you gave me way too many gifts. Yeah, but you gave me a weekend in Tahoe. Four days in Tahoe. Yeah, that was at my Tia and uncle's place and it was free. Yeah, and you bought our flights. I did buy our flights.

And you upgraded our flights. But you bought our flights to New York. So I'll get you a spa day in New York. Oh, yes, babe. I want that. I feel like New York spa day, more expensive than the Hyatt in Incline Village. Oh, for sure. Didn't think this one out.

Oh, that's why you think before you speak. Yeah. We played in the snow. We had a snowball fight. We had game nights. We had game nights, but we only had Trivial Pursuit. Oh, my gosh. From like 1981.

1981, Trivial Pursuit. So we did none of the answers. Yes, we did. Some of them. You and I did. Guess who won the first night? Lil' Miss Sarah Hyland. Yeah.

Beat everyone in Trivial Pursuit. The youngest person there. And the only one that did not go to college. And the only one. did not go to college. Did not go. Actually, well, I don't know if my brother's wife went to college. Brett failed out of college. Oh, really? I might have been the only one. The only college graduate?

Grad. Did I win night two? You won night two. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Prisms. Alright, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through Built. You don't even have to check with your landlord to start earning points that you can use towards flights, hotel stays, fitness classes, and even your next rent payment.

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Code YOURFAVORITETHING. Do it. Do you want to know if we need to explain that one or if we just keep that one to ourselves? It's an inside joke from Trivial Pursuit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That happened. Yeah.

I had a lot of fun. One of my favorite things that we did this weekend other than the spa day was Trivial Pursuit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That happened. Yeah. I had a lot of fun. One of my favorite things that we did this weekend other than the spa day was Trivial Pursuit. Yeah. It was a lot of fun. I thought it was really fun

and educational. It was. Because instead of, we made up our own rules. So instead of asking one question of whatever spot you land on, you ask the questions of the pieces of the pie

that you don't have. Yeah, and it was a necessity too because we weren't smart enough to know generally just the one question but if you read the entire card there was one in there that you could shout in the dark but like the first night we were all like

kind of trying to help each other out because we were like we just want to get one right answer yeah yeah and it was just it was a lot of fun i i am a big nerd so i loved learning everything and yeah i mean what what are the what are the uh categories it's like geography science and nature sports sports entertainment politics art and literature history it was it was a lot of fun. I loved it. It's a special edition.

Special edition category that you play with no one else but your significant other in the bedroom. It's hot. We have a giant game cabinet here. We don't have Trivial Pursuit from 1981. We don't, but I don't want an updated Trivial Pursuit. I want a

1971. Oh, wow. Even harder. Harder. So, we gotta go hunt down every freaking garage sale in the greater Los Angeles area to find this puppy. If anyone listening has a 1981 or

older Trivial Pursuit, sell us it. Trivial Pursuit's a hard thing to say. Trivial Pursuit. Trivial Pursuit. Trivial pursuit. Sell us it. Trivial pursuit's a hard thing to say. Trivial pursuit. Trivial pursuit. Trivial pursuit. What, Vanessa was on James Corden,

my friend Vanessa was on James Corden's show and she was, it's like, I rubbed her back one time. Oh my gosh, I listened to that podcast. That was funny. You told it funny, baby.

Did I tell it funny? You told it funny. She was cool about it. Yeah, well, an addendum to that story. Yeah. For those who have listened to the podcast, was it last one?

I think it was last one. Or might have been the one before. Last one as well gets a hickey. Okay. Sorry, I... Move past that hickey one. Is it gone now? Yes, it was gone like days ago.

Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Okay. gone like days ago yeah is it is it is okay um so an addendum to the vanessa paul rudd backstory that's an interesting title um but i did rub her back yeah you rubbed her back yeah and um it's funny and he came up to me and after like i said goodbye to paul and everything he told me wells told me and you're like oh my gosh I'm like freaking out. It's so embarrassing.

And I was like, oh my, you have no idea. That actually happened with one of Vanessa's ex-boyfriends. And you were like, what? And I was like, yeah.

And you were like, wait, she actually told me that already. She was like, it's totally fine. It happened to Sarah. And I was like, what?

Yes. Who's this guy? Was there deep dick involved? No deep dick. No deep involved? No deep jacking. No deep jacking. No deep jacking. Okay, good. We were just in, there was a bunch of us in a car.

And Vanessa and I, our legs were like right next to each other, kind of entangled with the way that we were sitting. And her ex-boyfriend was like rubbing my leg. And I was like, oh, that feels nice. And then I looked down and I was like, I followed the hand back up to the face. And I was just like, I'm not Vanessa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like oh that feels nice and then I looked down and I was like I followed the hand back up to the face and I was just like I'm not Vanessa. Yeah yeah yeah. And he was like thank you. I know how he feels. Yeah. Anyway so we had a good

time in Tahoe. Great time in Tahoe. I was really sad coming back into the real world but I miss these doggies a lot. Yeah yeah yeah me too. I miss the pups. Let's get into some favorite things. Yes. Because we are 20 minutes in and we haven't even done anything. Yeah, but I mean I mean this is great banter. Great

banter. Yeah, you know. Let's just go right into it. Gordon Ramsey's To Hell and Back. Oh my god. I love that show. I love that show. Good. Smell this. Smell it. Smell it. Oh, smell this. Oh my god. It's so good. It is so freaking funny y'all

And you're like disgusted Sometimes Did you say y'all? I think I've said y'all a few times in this Am I like channeling Brandy? Yeah maybe Yeah you're doing your best Brandy bit right now Is that what it is?

Yeah yeah yeah I should start playing some like Hip hop music Yeah oh is that what she does? Or like some R&B. Yeah. Some like Drake or something. She likes that, right?

I don't know. She plays me her stuff and then. And you don't listen. Not really. Oh my God. No, I listen. Oh. But I'm usually,

because I'm also like kind of board-opping this thing. I'm also kind of thinking of like what I'm going to play next. Yeah. You know? You're not even thinking about what you're going to play next. You're going to think about a joke you're going to say next.

Yeah, probably true. Do you want to do Cliff's Notes synopsis of what Gordon Ramsay's The Hell and Back is? You do better. I'm horrible at, I'm even horrible at explaining how horrible I am at this. Yeah. Telling stories shortly. um no you tell great stories you just tell very long-winded stories yeah exactly so i definitely cannot say a short synopsis of this show yeah okay so basically um gordon ramsey is traveling around the country in this like giant semi truck that is also retrofitted with a state-of-the-art kitchen

in it yeah and he goes to struggling restaurants that need help and they think they're just getting like a remodel from some like cooking show and gordon ramsay comes in there he sets up a bunch of hidden cameras and then he dresses up like it's kind of like um that one show where the boss like starts undercover boss yeah exactly so he's dressed of like that one show where the boss starts working. Undercover boss. Yeah, exactly. So he's dressed up as like a grandma. Yeah, the grandma episode's really funny. Like a construction worker. Yeah, so they don't notice. Because obviously if you own a restaurant and Gordon Ramsay walks in,

everyone who works there is going to notice it's him. So he goes in kind of like disguise. He always hates the food. It's the worst. And so he stands up and he's like, alright, everyone stop eating! Is that how he sounds? You kind of sounded like you were trying to do like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Yeah, like a little drunk. Yeah. Like his food is... I can't even... Why is the rum gone? Why is the rum gone? Smell this! So he gets up and he tells everyone to stop eating. And he's like, no more cooking, no more serving, no more making drinks, no more

putting forks in your mouth. Everyone up, we're going outside. They all walk outside to this retrofitted, really cool semi-trailer that he's got into a badass restaurant. And they've got this giant TV. And he goes, this is what's been happening while you guys have been sitting here eating. And it's all the behind-the-scenes footage of the

nastiest. Disgusting. It's so gross. It's like cockroaches and like oil vats that haven't been changed out since like the Reagan administration. Or like a moldy shrimp and fish. Oh yeah. Disgusting. And then he starts berating everybody and then eventually

they go into the walk-in and this is the scene that I love the most because everything in the walk-in and this is the scene that i love the most because everything in the walk-in is so rotten it's the gross rotten you just said rotten like people say colton yeah i did yeah everything is rotten everything it has turned and he he just loves to pick up like old catfish and be like and he'll smell and he'll go oh and they go smell this and he'll put it in someone's face and they're like okay oh my gosh and he does the shrimp he does it with the fish he everything is smells bad so i by the way side note i want to just videotape one episode and just record the the smell this

thing and then compile it into like a three-minute video of him just saying smell this. That would be amazing. He berates everyone. Everyone almost quits. Everyone almost kicks him out of the restaurant. Friends becomes enemies. Enemy becomes friends. Eventually, he like redesigns the entire restaurant.

He basically then tells the chef, your food is— He basically tells everyone that... Oh my god, Barkley. I'm gonna fucking chop your head off and give it to Sarah. Oh no, Barky. So eventually... Oh, he's like, your food is terrible, chef.

I made a new recipe for you. Yeah, he recreates an your food is terrible, chef. I made a new recipe for you. Yeah, he creates an entire menu. Yeah, yeah. And then they have like a reopening 24 hours later, which is, I don't believe that. I believe it. You think they're able to do it? Just construction alone. They've got like a timer.

I know they do. They've got a countdown clock. Yeah, they've got a clock. They do have a clock. They've got a clock. They've got a giant clock. A big old digital clock. A big old digital clock. Casio is the clock. Yeah, they got a clock. They do have a clock. They got a clock. They got a giant clock. A big old digital clock. A big old digital clock.

Casio was the brand. Yeah. Anyways. And then they have everyone come back. That was there the day that he told everyone to stop. And then they have the new menu and the new decor. And it's always amazing because everyone in the beginning of the show hates Ramsey and then at the end of it,

they're all hugging him because he's the greatest guy in the world because he saved their business. Yeah. I mean, you watch the show, you start off the show being like, I want to throw up. Yeah, it's so gross.

Smell this. And then you end up like crying because like Gordon Ramsay just saved those people's business. Yeah. And like their lives basically. Basically. And like-

Their livelihood. Yeah. And like it's always family businesses too and there's like that, there's pressure there and he's like fix lives basically. Basically. And like. Their livelihood. Yeah. And like it's always family businesses too and there's like that, there's pressure there and he's like fix that problem. It's really sweet. It's a great show.

I like that a lot one. I like that a lot one. What is going on with me today? I'm in a weird mood. It's all right. You're going to forget what you just said. Exactly. So it doesn't really matter.

Five second Tom. Hi, I'm Tom. Yeah, yeah. You know what? By the way, I'm Tom. Yeah, yeah. You know what? By the way, great rom-com duo, Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. Oh my God. We were just watching The Wedding Singer the other day. Better rom-com duo, Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, or Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan.

Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. Yeah, I agree. Just from like a romantic standpoint. So Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, I like it on the ROM. The ROM is better. But in the Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, the calm is better. It's more like a calm calm instead of just like calm. It's more of like a waka waka.

But it's real sweet. I mean, like 50 First Dates, amazing. Great movie. You've Got Mail, everything. Sleepless in Seattle. Oh, I still like You've Got Mail more. We haven't even talked about Joe vs. the Volcano, which is my favorite rom-com ever. That's your favorite rom-com ever?

I love that. I know you love that, but I didn't realize that was your favorite rom-com. Actually, you know what else? I don't think it is. You know another Tom Hanks rom-com that I love? Money Pit. That's such a funny movie. When he falls through the floor

and he's stuck with dinosaur arms and he can't breathe. I love Tom Hanks. I love Tom Hanks too. Tom Hanks is a national treasure. I agree. Tom Hanks and Betty White. Who's a young national treasure? Who do we love right now? I guess Paul Rudd would be after Tom Hanks for me. But then

after that. Chris Pratt. Yeah. He's universally loved right now. Let's get on to a lighter topic. Okay. Abducted in plain sight. Such a lighter topic. Oh, man. I mean.

Dude. I don't even know if I can do the bell thing because it's so effed up. I'm not doing the bell. I know, but it's so good though. Like, ding, ding, ding. Shit has happened in this country and what the hell how are we just finding out about this now so abducted in plain sight's on netflix right now and it's

about this family who had these three girls and they had like a good family friend and the family friend like basically was a pedophile not basically was a pedophile but he was also married with kids as well married with, and this guy somehow is able to abduct the middle daughter, the oldest daughter, one of the daughters. I don't want to ruin it because I think people should go watch it, but this guy's able

to destroy this entire family. Master manipulator. Master manipulator. Destroy this entire family. I still think he has manipulated this family. Even to this day, I think parts of that family is manipulated. Yeah. Hearing them tell it back, they're still so delusional about everything.

This story is just so tragic. I felt dirty watching it, but I'm very glad that I... I mean, it just goes to show you what kind of people are out there, what psychopaths are really out there. Dude, aside from it being a really well-made documentary and just a really powerful one and really sad one, I think it's also a very good documentary for people with families as a cautionary tale. There are people out there that can manipulate you. I think this day and age is a little bit harder.

Oh, for sure. The defense in this documentary is that there were no pedophiles back then in this Mormon community. Yeah, they had no idea what a pedophile even was. A grown man in his 40s being attracted to an 11-year-old. I mean, how would that kind of thought process even go past a person,

a regular person who would never have those thoughts? I mean, no one could even dream of something like that. So I completely understand that, but yeah, they were very naive, and I feel horrible for the family, but that is definitely a documentary you should watch.

It is. It's messed up, man. Real messed up. I feel like we've been watching a lot of documentaries lately. Do you want to give everyone a RuPaul breakdown for us? Oh, okay.

Yep. One of my good high school friends. Yep. Monet X Change. Monet X Change. Just tied for the first time ever with Trinity the Tuck

for RuPaul's Drag Race All-Star Queen. Wow. Ka-Wayne. Monet X Change and I went to high school. She was a vocal major. I was a musical theater major. I found the cutest picture of us at graduation.

Of course, I didn't know her back then as Monet X Change. But I remember when I first saw Monet on the show, I was like, I know this bitch from somewhere yeah yeah I know her and then and she was like oh I love musical theater and all this stuff so I figured I had done like workshops in like musicals in New York checked it up to that and then when I was planning my 10-year high school reunion I was on the alumni page for my class my graduating class and I saw her on there and I was like, wait, what? I was like, oh my God, I can't believe it.

That makes so much sense. So she is the first person of color to be a reigning All-Stars queen, but she also shares that title of this season with Trinity the Tuck and she's amazing as well. Who do you think, do you think that Monet

got kind of robbed? No, I think they both deserve that title. Yep. I do. All right. I really do both deserve that title. Yep. I do. All right. I really do. That's fair enough.

Manifest. Manifest. Dude. Dude. You fell asleep last night while I was watching it. I know, but we just finished it. I watched it again to finish with you today. And I'm sorry I woke you up last night because I was kind of screaming.

I was just like, what is happening? So it's crazy. What we find out in last night's episode is however long you were gone that's how much time you got left on the earth you got an expiration date yeah stinky old cheese smell this there's that laugh i love oh my gosh that's amazing yeah it's gnarly it's crazy Mark Brandy's friend Mark yeah he was so good yeah and he's like the key

yeah he's the he's what makes them I remember Brandy being like how she wants he's gonna be on the show right well we hope so hope so well now all of his stuff

has happened on the show so we can really talk about it that guy's been killed off in two of my favorite shows recently in water yes whoa whoa that was good good memory That guy's been killed off in two of my favorite shows recently. In water. Yes. Whoa.

Whoa. That was good. Good memory. Good memory. Except for anything I say. Yeah, it was really, really amazing. It got some cliffhangers at the end of it. I'm obsessed with it.

I love it. I'm very sad that it's over right now. Yeah, but it's coming back, though. And if you haven't watched Manifest, then why are you listening to this podcast? We talk about it. I love it. I'm very sad that it's over right now. Yeah, but it's coming back, though. And if you haven't watched Manifest, then why are you listening to this podcast? We talk about it a lot. Yeah. For sure, watch it.

For sure. For sure. For sure. La, la, la, la. Bachelor. Oh, yeah. So I was talking about it a lot today with Steph on my other podcast. Podcast, tune in.

Podcast. We need more listeners. She was like, Cassie and- She was like- Kaylin. Are totally fake and not ready. And I was like, wow. Sarah and I had a completely different take on it.

Yeah, it's just, I really don't know what to think because you never know. I don't want to like make opinions. Normally I make opinions really fast. But this one one I'm like, there really are two sides. You could play both sides. Very, very fast. So here's my thought on it. You are mic'd up basically 24 hours a day.

Yeah. Why can't they just roll the tapes? If they said, I'm only here to be the bachelorette or I'm not really going to get engaged. Yeah. They would. Your dog just punched your other dog, by the way. only here to be the bachelorette or i'm not really going to get engaged yeah they would your dog just punched your other dog by the way he just bitch slapped barkley for no real reason he came up to her and she's like nah but like if that was audio that they had then they would show it yeah it would have been aired at this point it would have been drama

already yeah i think it's so easy to be like she's talking about being the next bachelorette that's effed up but as someone who lived in that environment you have those conversations just because it's inevitability that someone from your cast is going to be the next bachelor and i remember us talking about when i was doing the show we were like either jordan wins or he's next bachelor and to be honest with you i think they probably don't want him to win because he'd be perfect to be the next bachelor. Like, of course, you'd want Aaron Rodgers' brother, a rising ESPN star, to be the next bachelor. So we would talk about that stuff. So I'm sure those, I would assume those girls are like.

Would have conversations. And maybe like Cassie and Kaylin had that conversation. Someone overheard them. Totally. And be like, you'd be the best bachelorette. No, you'd be the best. I can hear girls talking like that. Yeah. Especially got a few glasses of wine in you and stuff

like of course you don't have your phone. Yeah. You don't have your phone. What are you going to have to entertain yourself with? It's just these girls are there's been a lot of girl on girl crime this season. A lot of these girls are not playing

by the girl code rule book. They're throwing each other under buses left and right. They're making shit up. Yeah. Do you think that he made the right decision last night with getting rid of Curp? Oh, power baller move on Kaylin. Love it.

Just like, did Cassie have a phone a friend? Who wants to be a millionaire? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, phone a friend for help. And you can't come back from that because it's one girl going and being like, no, I'm telling you, you should keep her around.

No one ever does keep her around. A girl you have already given a rose to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's such a power move. Power move. Didn't say anything to the girls. Yep. Her best friend Cassie's like, yeah. It's such a power move. Power move. Didn't say anything to the girls. Yep. Her best friend Cassie's like,

what the hell's just going? My best friend just walked up, talked to him and left. If I were Cassie, I'd be like, I owe my relationship to Kaylin. I wonder if they talked about it being like,

hey, if it gets bad, come to my defense. And if it gets bad for you, I'll come to your defense. Yeah. Because they're buddies. They're always doing their little girl chats together.

Yeah, it's like all of the two of them. Yeah. And if they were like, you know what? Power numbers because they're buddies. They're always doing their little girl chats together. Yeah, it's like I was with the two of them. Yeah, and if they were like, you know what? Power numbers, dude. Like if they're going to be talking crap about us. Like whatever little elven Hannah has to say. Hannah G.

Like she gets it and comes back or Kirpa gets it and comes back and starts talking shit about me. You got to do the move, Kaylin. Also, I'm pretty sure that Hannah G can't speak. I think she's a mute. Yes.

They do not let her talk. They never show her talk. I don't know anything about this girl. No, and my favorite thing was that she gets the rose, and basically it's a four-on-one turns into a three-on-one or whatever. He takes her outside. You just hear a giggle. A giggle, yeah.

Which could have been him just kissing her neck. They couldn't have even been talking. You know what I really think he said to her? I think he took her outside and was like, I'm really fucking uncomfortable. Yeah. So I'm just going to give you the rose. Happy about hometowns.

Kiss on the neck. And then went in and gave her the rose. And that's it. Yeah. She was like. I know. I know. She's cute though.

Yeah. She looks like an elf. Yeah. Like from like Lord of the Rings. Yeah. Yeah. I get you yeah and her hair oh it's a good or bad i don't know what that means it's amazing i really hope

she has extensions just to make me feel better about myself okay so this is the question who do you think should be next bachelorette you know what's funny what i really want caitlin to be the next bachelorette really i like her i don't know what's going on with the whole Tayshia, Cassie, Kaylin stuff, but I don't know. Yeah. I really love how brave Kaylin was to tell her story about what happened to her in college. True, I forgot about that. I really, really loved that. That takes a lot of guts to say on national television.

A hundred percent. So I really love her. We'll see how things go with her parents, you know, with all the hometowns and everything. But she just seems like a really good, I mean, the girl went to her friend's defense to get her boyfriend to keep her friend as his other girlfriend.

Like that is a good girl. Yeah, but it's also such a strategic move. If you start thinking about it in terms of like chess pieces. Well, yeah because if he kept Kirpa, then Kirpa and Tayshia would have gone after her. But at the same time, I think there's a possibility that

Tayshia and Kirpa have come up with this stuff about Cassie and Kaylin because they know that they're the frontrunners. 100%. That's what I honestly think. So Kaylin and Cassie have to know that they are the frontrunners. And she just saved a frontrunner because she's her friend. Yeah, but it's a good play. That is a good person, though.

Either you get engaged, and hopefully that's what you really want. And if you don't, you're the bachelorette. It's the play of the century. Yeah, but that's still a really good person. Listen, I loved it. I don't know if I would do that. I would be hated if I ever went on their show. What I'm surprised about is that that was allowed to be done because that's Caitlin going up to a producer

and being like hey I need a car take me to where the date is because technically that's not her date she shouldn't be there she's not allowed to be there yeah it's letting being like okay the producers don't like carpa they never once talked about her band-aid story true they kind of glossed over that one. They kind of glossed over... They buried it six feet under. And then two days later came out with like, oh, this is a cut-deleted scene about her explaining her goddamn band-aid chin.

Yeah. I don't think they like her, but so they're like, yeah, Caitlin, do whatever you want. Yeah. Well, we'll see them all again in Mexico. Oh, boy. Who are you most excited to see in Mexico

from this girl group, I think? Demi. What would happen if Jordan came back? Do you think Jordan and Demi would be a good fit? How crazy would that be? I think I saw people talking about that and Jordan and her being like, I'm not into that. You're not on my

level type of thing. Shading back. If I do do it, do do, again, and you're not filming, you need to come down, hang out? Yes, I would love to. All right, cool. Not on camera. Sorry, folks. No, I don't blame you on that.

No, no. But you can come to set and check it out. Yeah. See it. You got to see it. Sit in the control room. Yeah. I'd be like, Chris.

Chris. You let me into that control room. Yeah. Get me in there. Or let's have mimosas and get massages. Yeah. Because I know that's like, where was he? Where has he been?

I'm the bachelor. He's been MIA completely. MIA. He's having all the spa days. I know what it is. I figured it out. It's the weird POV. Oh, yeah.

Selfie videos that he's taking. Because normally that is where Chris is like, where's your head at, man? What's going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How you feeling? And they don't do it. Prisms. Prisms. I gotta go play tennis. Oh, you do? With who? Alon. Oh, I knew that. I was just

asking you if I was like a reporter or something. Oh, you're good. Oh, thanks. Is there anything else you want to say that's your favorite? Do you want me to play some music for you? Oh, yeah. my buddy's song Botox It's like B-O-T-A-L-K-S Right?

Yes, it's called Fill Me Up Fill Your Heart Up Fill Your Heart Up Like that song He also has a new song Under the name Alex Kinsey, his real name, his mother-given name. Quick backstory, wasn't he on like a reality TV singing show?

Yes, he won X Factor. Oh, he did? Yeah, with Ciara. Really nice guy. Amazing. I really like him. I like you, I I really like him. strike Hips are sick root But the feeling never lasted

I was Alright I like it I like Botox Yeah And he has a new song Under Alex Kinsey Called Simple Coming out February 28th

I'd like to You mean to play that one It's not out yet Oh okay It comes out February 28th Okay But I heard him play it At a gig last night

On Instagram We weren't able to go Oh I was gonna say We went to a gig last night No No We got in last night From Tahoe Yeah. We weren't able to go. I was going to say, we went to a gig last night? No. No. We got in last night from Tahoe. Yeah.

So we weren't able to go. But it's a great song. Love it. Also, I finally listened to the Thank U, Next album by Ariana Grande. I like it. That whole breakup with your boyfriend and board thing. Breakup with your girlfriend. Breakup with your girlfriend and board.

Yeah. Gosh, it's like my high school self just dating gay guys. Breakup with your boyfriend and board thing. Break up with your girlfriend. Break up with your girlfriend and board. Yeah. Gosh, it's like my high school self just dating gay guys. Break up with your boyfriend. I want to date a gay guy. I don't like the message, but gosh, it's cashy. It's cashy. It's cashy. I mean, it's cashy for her.

Yeah. Making all that monies. She is cashing in right now. Cashing it in. She has a number like one, two, three, four, five, number one singles. I don't know. She's like at the top of the charts. Seven Rings has been number like one, two, three, four, five number one singles. I don't know. She's like at the top of the charts. Seven Rings has been number one for a very long time.

Damn. I do like the most streamed countdown on one of my radio shows where it's like the five most streamed songs of the day. No joke. She's always number five and number one. Wow. Every single time. So she's killing it.

Killing the game. Get it. Get it, Ari. I don't know if I got any songs to play for the peeps out there. Oh, you know what song I really like a lot? Hmm. The new Junior Junior. This band used to be Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior.

And then Dale Earnhardt, the racer, was like, no, dude. So they changed their name to Junior Junior. To Junior Junior? Yeah. So this is Day In, Day Out. I thought I lost you. Turns out I never lost you at all. Junior? Junior, Junior? Yeah, so this is day in, day out. It's got kind of like a weird like Hall and Oates vibe to it. Yeah. Oh.

Right? Like a synth? I like the harms. Wait, I'll get to the harms. Wait, look. Look at the chorus. Oh, this is a great, like, wake up, put on the record player, get ready for the morning. Mm-hmm. Total montage for your day.

Montage for your day Only like I like to play music When I get ready I know Making coffee Do a little dance with the dog Maybe with you Yeah

Okay go play tennis I'm sorry This is such a great opportunity To have you as the guest host And I really didn't like Ask you anything That like I think people would

Like write articles about You know I think you did But I don't know Ask me one thing What's your favorite thing About being an actress I think people would like write articles about you know I think you did but I don't know ask me one thing what's your favorite thing about being an actress

that's the one you come up with the show's called your favorite thing yeah I get to play anybody but me that sounded weird

it means that I don't have to choose what like I don't like when I was a little girl like before I wanted to be an actress

so like say two or three years old. Yeah. Get the joke. Um, I wanted to be a doctor. Really? Yeah. I wanted to be a doctor cause I grew up in hospitals and stuff.

And so I would like, when I was in the hospital, I would take like a, like the chart from off the bed and like walk around the halls and like pretend to be a doctor and like talk to people. And the nurses would just like go along with it for my entertainment um which it's funny now like in hindsight like i was just acting like a doctor yeah yeah yeah so you really want to be in like er gray's anatomy then oh yeah i was obsessed with er and i would tell i already told my mom that i wanted to be

an actor and they really did not want me to well I would tell my mom like oh if you want me to be a doctor I need to stay up late and watch ER then yeah of course and my parents were like whatever fine I was a very persistent child of all the movies that have ever been and all the tv shows that have ever been and all the musical theater and plays and everything what's the one character that you wish you could play could play or like originated originated that's really hard i know that's why you asked maybe i don't know that's really hard maybe um millie in thoroughly modern millie not familiar with that it's a musicale set in Foster.

Makes sense. Originated it. She won the Tony. Oh. I saw her. She was genius. And she still is. Maybe Girl Interrupted.

I loved that book. Okay. Yeah. I mainly read books before I watch the films. So I fell in love with that book before I watched the movie.

What about you? It would have been cool to be the Big Lebowski. Ah, that's a good one. Just such an iconic thing. And forever you can just be that guy. Yeah. I've interviewed Jeff. I'm sure that you have worked with him or met him before. I've never worked with him, but

the No Kid Hungry organization that I am a part of, I was a youth ambassador. It was the very first gathering for No Kid Hungry. Back at his agent's house. And that was the first, not the first time. I mean, Haley Steinfeld and him did No Grit together and True Grit. And I mean, she was like, it was like right after True Grit.

It was a really long time ago where I met him. And I've been a part of that organization for a really long time. They do amazing things. He just is a lot like that, the dude. Yeah. He just is that guy. He's amazing i love jeff great stuff i love you i love you more i love you most i love you plus well you didn't say it

i did i'm gonna go play tennis bye he'll be physical get the chip jack into the chat app. Yeah, I was waiting for it. Yes.