Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Serving up some piping hot YF-Tea

Episode Date: March 10, 2021

Suh much tea to spill this week on YFT, but don’t worry because we have a new segment just for that *ding ding*. Wells explains everything from the Oprah/Meghan/Harry interview to Brandi who hasn’t seen it just yet and also fills her in on the latest Bachelor conspiracy theory. Speaking of The Bachelor, are we just going to sit here and pretend that it’s not weird that we’re talking about a dude potentially sleeping with three chicks in one week? Yes, we are! We also find out Wells’ pee story... or shall we say, another pee story... that took place during Bachelor in Paradise filming. Brandi and Wells dive into several important questions like: Why are dogs kind of dicks? Why is furniture so expensive? And last but not least, why is Wells just now entering the year 2021? Wells also puts on his best grandpa voice to shoutout some Patreon members, and trust us when we say this is can’t-miss content, people.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  EUCALYPSO HOME– Go to www.eucalypsohome.com and use promo code YFT for 10% off plus free shipping on your entire purchase  GREEN CHEF – Go to GreenChef.com/90yft and use code 90yft to get $90 off including free shipping  HAPPY DANCE – Get 15% off your first order of Happy Dance CBD Skincare at DoAHappyDance.com/yft  ARTICLE – Go to Article.com/yft to get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more   BILLIE – Go to MyBillie.com/YFT to get your starter kit for just $9 plus free shipping always   Join our community at Patreon.com/YourFavoriteThing 

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Why? My freaking dogs have dog beds. Expensive ones. Cheap ones. Whatever. All over this house, there's so many comfortable places to lay. Yet, they continue to move the dog gate, blocking the one room they're not allowed in so they can lay on the one couch I'm trying to keep nice. Because dogs are kind of dicks. They're smart.

They're not even allowed to go sleep on my bed. And they choose the white sofa in the blocked off room. Don't get it. Dogs play dumb way too much. There's a lot more going on in that little noodle of theirs. Way too much. There's a lot more going on in that little noodle of theirs. And they are conniving and manipulative and really smart.

I know that. Yeah. I saw somewhere that there was like domestic dogs evolved to have like an extra eyebrow muscle. So their eyes could look more human-like, which makes us think that they're cuter, like when they beg stuff and they make their eyes like... Interesting. Apparently, like, wolves can't do that shit, but domestic dogs can.

So, like, they evolved something. And that's just how stupid humans are, right off the bat, that we fall for something like that. I mean, you're not wrong. We're, like, in the midst of redecorating the house. Oh, wow. Yeah.

How long have you been in this new house? A while. We got it last summer and we've just been living with old furniture. The furniture just doesn't go with the house. The house is just confused. People walk in, they're like, what the fuck is happening here? None of this stuff fits. None of this stuff goes together.

Because it's all like Sarah's old shit and all my old shit. And here's the deal. Old shit's got to go. We've got to new shit new shit's expensive though uh yeah it is so like we're like slowly bringing in new shit and of course this new shit is expensive like i said so we're trying to keep the dogs off said new shit and i shit you not we got new seats that are really nice and expensive and they came with like a little protective covering. And Sarah's like, we're keeping this on. It's like my grandma's house that has like the plastic lining on the couch.

So we have nice shit. But people come in and they think that we are poor shit. Because we got fucking liners on shit. Like what's the point of the nice shit if you have to keep the plastic on? I don't know. I don't know what we're doing. You need Tish the Dish to come over and help you decorate. We can't afford Tish the Dish.

Yes, you can. She'll work for free. She'll work for weed. That's like the idea of like making Tish a little hat that's got a stick that like dangles weed in front of it. And that's how we power her. I feel like that could be a good Halloween costume. Yeah. Oh, I have an idea.

Okay. So like last week we were talking about how Sarah was on the Golden Globes like pre-show. And then also last week, I don't know if you saw this, but Howard Stern like went off on the pre-show being like, they keep using this term tea. I don't know what tea is. And then it was just like a bunch of clips of like Nina and Brad and Sarah saying like, I've got the tea. Ooh, I've got the tea. I've got the tea. Which is just so funny and stupid and whatever.

But I think we just have a new segment called Serving Up the Hottest YFT. Oh, I see what you did there you know yeah and like we have a hot take on some like some gossip or something okay i'm in with this i need all the hot yft on like miley or something i don't know what oh okay yeah like let me get that i guess i can come in with bachelor stuff i don't know i don't know what like what tea we've got or if it should just be like tea that's like happening in pop culture and then we can just talk about it. Yeah. Okay.

All right. I like the bones of this idea. Yeah. Maybe this week's piping hot YFT is fucking Meghan Markle and Oprah Winfrey. Did you watch the interview? I had an absolutely wonderful night that night because of that interview. I know that's so terrible to say, but I didn't know that was coming. I didn't plan on being like, fucking buckle in, bitches.

We are about to get some serious royal tea. Oh, that worked too. Oh, shit. I like that. And then I sat there. You do realize we're like two years behind don't care don't care you know that right yeah of course i do i remember when we had noah on the i think the first time we talked about how she was talking about tea and we were like we don't know what

you're talking about yeah that was years ago years ago that i'm not actually even before the podcast and like doing the radio stuff actually i know i didn't know and don't like take this wrong or like spin this in a way that like i'm insensitive of like mental health issues or people being bullied that's not a thing and i feel horrible and we'll talk about it later but i just didn't know that i was getting that that night you know like i thought like that would be like a night that we watched like the hustustler. And then all of a sudden, buckle down, bitches. Oprah's fucking going in hard. And I didn't know a lot of stuff about the Royals, but I loved it.

Does that make me a bad person? Am I a bad person? I don't know because I haven't seen it. What? I know. I know. I know. But you know this.

I've been in the horse show vortex. I just emerged last night at 8 p.m. when I got home, and I slept 12 hours, and here we are. So I have a lot to do today, and that is top of my list because everyone's posting about it, and I don't know what's going on. Okay. I'll give you the Cliff's Notes version, I suppose. Yes, please. How long is this interview? Not long enough. I needed more., please. How long is this interview? Not long enough.

I needed more. All right, should we start the show? Did you at least watch Batch? I watched Batch, yeah. Okay, thank God. And honestly, I don't know why. I thought it was the finale. No.

So I was very disappointed that it was not. It wasn't. But yeah, I watched Batch. Let's start the show? Yeah, we should start the show. You or me? I think it's you.

Okay. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandy. Let's go. I drove eight hours yesterday. Yeah. And I had like 10 of these little water bottles in my car. So I'm just like drinking them the whole way.

And I was doing the whole like holding the bottle with my right hand and also holding the steering wheel with my right hand and driving you know and like kicked back and i passed like eight cops and every single time i was like they're good how is no one gonna pull me over and think i'm drinking a beer right now yeah baiting cops i'm like pull me over i dare you didn't work They didn't care. Did you ever have to pee in one of those bottles? No. Have I ever told you my pee in the bottle story? From Bonnaroo? No.

Oh, fuck. That is the pee in the bottle story for sure. That's a good one. That's a good one. No, from Bachelor. I don't. It rings a bell, but let's hear it. Okay.

So actually it was Paradise. I was not the bartender. I was just someone on the show. Had a cool date with Jamie. It was the one that we like drove around. It wasn't really a quad. It was that thing that you've got where people sit side by side. Side by side?

Yeah. Yeah. Drove around there and then we found like this waterfall and we like jumped off the cliff. It was like, it was a really fun day. I remember that. Yeah. Very cute. I enjoyed it a lot.

How they do it is, is that like you leave together and then you get in different cars and you drive in different cars to where you're going because they don't want you having conversations with the person when it's not on tape right yeah totally so we are driving it's a far drive and from jump street i have to piss real bad just wait until we get there. It'll be fine. I'm like, all right, fine. So I'm like, just holding my peace so bad. We get pulled over by the Federales. Whoa. And I don't know like the legality of them filming there. Like, I don't really know if it's all on the level or if it's just wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Here's some money. We're filming a television show here. Don't tell anybody. I don't know how it works, but I got the impression that we didn't

want to be talking to the federales or like maybe like we'd have to like grease them some more. Like I don't really know the things, but we get pulled over. Here's the thing that maybe people don't realize about Paradise. You are doing it in Mexico, so you have security and the security that's with you is ex-Israeli army guys. They are don't fuck around guys. And they've got guns. Okay. They got guns. Yikes.

I think they got guns. They're just big dudes. And then the federales come. They got bigger guns, bro. So we get pulled over. Your boy's got to pee real bad. Of course, producers are like, don't get out of the car. Stay here.

We're taking care of this. And I'm like, guys, I have to pee. It takes like 45 minutes. I don't know what happens. Like, it was the whole conversation. Let me get out and go pee on the tree. And they're like, you're absolutely not getting out of this thing. If you get arrested, one, Jamie's not going to have anyone to go on a date with.

And two, not good. All right, then I'm going to pee in here. So they gave me a Gatorade bottle, and I went to the back, and I filled that sucker up. Ew. Okay? Then I just had like a just piping hot,

you know, and originally it was red flavor. Guess what? It was lemon lime after that, baby. So then finally they let us go or whatever. And then we get to the place that we're going and Jamie gets out and she's like pumped for the date or whatever. So she kind of like walks up to my van

because they were there first. And I get out. And so she like gives me this big hug and I'm holding lemon lime Wells Adams flavored Gatorade in my hand. So this is a weird way to start this date, but this is my urine. Oh my God. That's disgusting.

Why are you holding it? Because no one else wanted to hold it. I would have given that to a PA real quick. No, listen. I'm a man of the people. I can't do that to somebody. Oh, I thought you were going to say somebody tried to drink it. No, no, no, no, no. All right. Quick PSA for those of you out there who rent,

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Yeah. Obviously, the guy did not know that that's what he was coming on the show for. He thought he was coming on the show to celebrate Matt finding a gal. And man, did they turn the tables on him. Yeah, I felt grossed out by that whole thing. The dad definitely didn't understand what he was walking into. Matt definitely leaned into it. When I went on Bachelor, I remember having conversations with my family being like, are you guys good with this? And they're like, it's your life. And I was like, it is and it isn't though, because I'm signing up to do this. But if I go far enough, then all of a sudden you're agreeing to be on this television

show. So if you're not okay with this, then give me the heads up. Cause I'll pull the rip cord real quick. They were all cool with it. It's one thing that you're agreeing to become a public figure, but generally I don't think the family really is. And I don't think that dad agreed to that. Not justifying how his dad treated him or his mother or all that kind of stuff. I just felt icky about it, I think. Yeah, I know a lot of people after the episode last night were saying like, oh, this is the most like authentic conversation we've ever seen on this show. That's hard not to like appreciate coming from a show like this I think like we I've there's been other situations where you've seen like really real conversations on the show and it's nice to see that but this one for me wasn't really one of them just because

I felt like yes it's great that Matt wanted to have that conversation with his dad and I think it's great that he like wanted to do the work to like heal those wounds, be able to move on. Like, I think all of that is awesome. I just don't think it was right to do it on TV. Maybe it would have been different if like he had said to his dad, like, Hey, like, you know, or they had said like, Hey, when you come on the show, like it's gonna like, Matt really wants to ask some tough questions and like have a real conversation with you. But I just did not get the vibe that that was how they got him on the show so I did I felt weird about it I mean who knows like what all they cut obviously they kind of circled around to like an okay place not my favorite episode honestly you explained it best by being like this didn't need to be done on tv it just didn't oh I said

I mean at the end of the day like you, you know, Bachelor prides itself on doing stuff they've never done before and definitely haven't seen that before on the show. Well, actually, we have. It was a similar thing with Dean and his dad. Dean, like, got into it with his dad about, like, not really being there and kind of, like, the inconsistencies of

the way he raised his kids. So there is precedent. Alright, that's enough of the Matt's dad thing. Yeah. Then into the three women who are left. I mean, I just feel like they're just torturing Rachel now, which is hilarious. And it's a little bit of like, okay, meeting guys. Who is having the biggest breakdown?

I think it's probably Rachel. She seems to really not be doing well with all this. All right. Let's have her go last. Let's see how far down she can spiral. She's been slowly spiraling since the beginning. Is it spiral or is it looking for an exit under the guise of freaking out? I don't know.

I really don't know. I just know that ever since day one, I've just seen some like instability in her emotionally. You know, stemming from like her not being able to handle like his relationship with the other women. I don't know. It's just been a constant thing this whole season. So I just feel like she's like hitting a breaking point. Number one, Michelle, the date.

Fucking gross, dude. I mean, you are going to have so many zits after bathing yourself in butter are you kidding me that can you have done that i would have been like fuck this is so bad for my skin yeah i would be like can we at least get some coconut oil or something like decent for my skin here who does that with butter i no one. I think that was the point. Even like the milk bath? That's kind of a thing. Milk baths? I think so.

Like when you have the chicken pox or something. Yeah, but they don't have the chicken pox. They're grown up. I mean, it was weird as hell for sure. It turned into an episode of Fear Factor. Let's get weird shit and see if they'll do it. I honestly feel like the date producers are like, you know what? I'm losing it too.

What do you want to do to him today? You know, I was thinking it'd be really funny if we made him rub butter all over their bodies. Perfect. Let's do it. I don't care. It was weird. He did say that he felt the most comfortable with her family. Loved her family. She says she was like, I love you. I'm in love

with you or whatever. And he was like, thanks for that. You know, it's like, how awkward is that? It's so awkward, bro. My, my friend Kirsten was watching the episode with me last night and we both just sat there and we were like, could you imagine telling a guy you're in love with them knowing that his response is just going to be like, thank you. You know, like, anyways, I was surprised that Brie got sent home. Like, I thought for sure.

Yeah, I thought for sure it was going to be Brie and Rachel. Do you think that he went to Poundtown with all three of them? This is what we were wondering last night. I think so. Yeah, all three of them? I think so. My thing is, if you know you're sending someone home, I don't think you can take them to Poundtown.

That's a fucked up move. Really? I don't know. That's him to pound town. That's that's that's a fucked up move. I don't know. That's that's what I would do. I would just go down on her or something. That is too much information for me. Just like just like try to do a good deed before you fucking ruin them with no rose. Like, try to do a good deed before you fucking ruin them with no rose, you know? I feel like if they hadn't had sex, Brie would have, like, been more transparent about knowing she was going to go home.

Like, how weird would it be, though, if he didn't go to pound town and kept you? Like, it's just weird. I would be so offended if you don't want to have sex with me. The whole thing's weird. I'd be so offended if you don't want to have sex with me. The whole thing's weird. I'd be so offended. What's wrong with me? He doesn't want to fuck me and three other people consecutive nights. What's wrong with me?

Oh, my God. It's so weird that we talk about this like it's normal, and it's so not normal. It's not at all. All right. Is that it? Are we done with Batch? Who do you think is going to win? Do you think Rachel? Have you heard the conspiracy theory that he's with Heather right now?

No, but you know, I love a conspiracy theory. So tell. Hey, hey guys, I got some YFT for you. Some piping hot YFT. Okay. So I cannot confirm or deny. I just saw this on Instagram. So I know, literally don't know if this is true.

Everything on Instagram is real. For sure. You know that Heather was at Women Tell All, right? No, I didn't know that. Not sure if it is true either, but it looks like they cut her out of it. There's this one shot from behind and you see a very tall blonde with very long hair.

You just see the back of them and then heather on her instagram like on her reels or whatever she paused it at that moment and then it's a shot from behind her and it looks the same and then she turns around and gives like a like look at look at me i was there weird yeah and then there's all these theories matt you know he lives in New York, but for some reason he's in Sherman Oaks, wherever the fuck. I don't know. Somewhere in California. And everyone's, that's not where he lives. But you know who does live there?

Heather lives there. So the new conspiracy theory out there in Batch Nation, which I don't know if this is true, nor do I really care. But it's kind of fun because of our new segment called piping hot yft matt is not with heather which makes it so much better because that's what we wanted when she got kicked out got mean girl i've got him on board with it here for it but i want to reiterate i have no knowledge if that's true or not, but I love a good conspiracy theory. Right, right, right. Are we done with Batch? I think so. Okay.

Yeah. I'm just like, when are they going to announce The Bachelorette? Well, first of all, it has to happen soon because they're about to go film the show. That's what I was thinking. So I think it's next week and I think it'll be on after the final rose. It's Katie, right? It's got to be Katie. I don't know.

Maybe Brie? I don't know. Brie? I don't Katie. I don't know. Maybe Brie? I don't know. Brie? I don't know. I don't know. Serena? No, I don't think it's going to be Serena. I don't think so.

Honestly don't know. I want it to be Katie. I think she's hilarious. Victoria? Absolutely not. Would not watch. Will not subscribe. You are such a liar. You would totally watch that.

You would love that. We all would. We'd all be tuning in to see what bra was going to be coming out of this weird dress this week. Oh, you're so right. I'm sorry, but the fucking ratings will be off the charts with that. Maybe they should do it. Okay, let's pivot over to other things. You got some fave things, bro?

Fave things, bruh? Yeah. Do you got any of them? I don't have any. No. You know what? I haven't seen it yet. I think it just came out today. Okay. But super excited about the new Idris Elba Netflix movie, Concrete Cowboy.

Have you heard about this? Is it a movie? I think so. Like the 80s? I don't think it was a movie. I think it was a book. It's like a modern take on a Western, love a Western, love Idris Elba, such a hottie. And he also is producing it, which I think is super cool.

But anyway, it's a Netflix film. Super pumped about it. I'm going to literally watch it today and tell you guys about it next week. A teenager discovers the world of urban horseback riding when he moves in with his estranged father in North Philadelphia. Urban horseback riding's the thing? I don't know. I'm so intrigued. Dude. Dude.

Okay. Fun fact, Idris Elba is a DJ. What can't he do? That's probably my take on it. He was also in The Office. So my other thing that I attempted to watch, a lot of YFTers have messaged me and saying, yes, watch Behind Her Eyes.

It's so good. Have you given this a shot yet? We have, and it is very good. What? Episode one was so weird and confusing and hard to watch. How far in are you? We watched the first episode. I just like where I think it can go.

Behind Her Eyes. It follows Luis, a single mom with a son and a part-time job in a psychiatrist's office. She begins an affair with her boss and strikes up an unlikely friendship with his wife. I mean, it's got a kind of a little bit of, um, what was the Nicole Kidman show that we just watched? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. With Donald Sutherland's eyebrows? Yeah. I can't remember the name of it, but yes.

How did we already forget about it? Yeah, it's like the British version of that show. Oh, The Undoing. The Undoing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was a bigger star in The Undoing? Nicole Kidman's coats or Donald Sutherland's eyebrows? Coats, for sure.

I don't know. Those eyebrows are pretty amazing. All right, so you're going to keep on watching that. Great. Okay, I'm going to. Yeah're going to keep on watching that. Great. Okay. I'm going to. Yeah. You got anything else?

Nope. Okay. Well, all right, guys, if you hit my voice, you could just stop the episode now. There's a documentary out there called Murder Among Mormons that is so good. That sounds amazing. Yes. High stakes exploits turn deadly and shake a global church to its core in the extraordinary true crime story, Murder Among Mormons. Basically, what it's about is there was a mormon antiquities dealer okay and he was like finding

like letters from joseph smith so i'm going to give you a quick and this is probably gonna be really bad but like a quick rundown of like what mormonism is right there's a guy named joseph smith was visited by an angel named moroni who from the video on the show is like a very blonde guy. Looks like he's from Venice Beach. And like shows these like golden plates. And then these golden plates, it talks about Mormonism and he starts a church basically in Utah. Very, very CliffsNotes version of Mormonism. So there's this antiquities dealer who's got like all these old notes from like Joseph Smith's wife or sister or something. And like handwritten notes.

And the Mormon church is eating this shit up. It's like, oh, my God, all this old stuff. This is amazing. And then there's also this one piece of paper that talks about how he wasn't really visited by the angel Moroni, but he was visited by a white salamander. And it makes it sound just so ridiculous. And so like the church buys it because they kind of want to like, I guess like hide this information

because that seems crazy, I guess. Then all of a sudden, people involved in the buying and selling of all these Mormon antiquities start getting blown up straight up fucking blown up well who's blowing these people up you know i thought you guys wrote these this religious all these religious mormons like why would you do this and then it takes a crazy turn what year is this sin 80s and 90s. Okay, love that. Yeah. The only way to keep a secret between two people

is to kill one of them. This guy's voice is amazing. And he is my favorite character on this. He's my favorite person on this documentary. He's so extra. Mark Hoffman found document after document. First edition, history, Americana, worth $1.5 million. He was a rock star.

He was a rock star. This is how this guy talks the entire time. It's amazing. I saw his other breath. It's very high-pitched. I said, don't make me answer that. Don't make me answer that. I can't.

I don't want to make a hero of him. Because he was a genius. He was a genius, I tell you. And I's like, don't make me answer that. Don't make me answer that. I can't. I don't want to make a hero of him. Because he was a genius. He was a genius, I tell you. And I can't believe it. It's the best. He's like, I don't want to talk about it. And then he just fucking starts talking about it. You're like, wait, hold on.

I thought you didn't want to talk about it. This guy sucks. And wait, it's a documentary so that he's a real dude? Yes. And he talks just like this. But then there's also clips of him when he was younger, early in the days. And he talks like totally normal. What happened to your voice? No one's going to talk about this. But then there's also clips of him when he was younger, early in the days. And he talks like totally normal. What happened to your voice?

No one's going to talk about this? What's going on? Murder Among Mormons is absolutely fantastic. Go check it out. And also, I'm sorry if I've offended any Mormons. But it's a documentary, and I liked it. So, whatever. Okay?

Go watch it. Netflix. So, do you remember the chick from Gone Girl? Mm-hmm. Rosamund. Rosamund Pike. Netflix. So, do you remember the chick from Gone Girl? Mm-hmm. Rosamund. Rosamund Pike. Yeah. She's got a new show out.

And. I think I saw this. It's twisted. Peter Dinklage, also known as Tyrion Lannister. Mm-hmm. He's in this. Diane Weist. She was in like Problem Child.

She's been in like freaking everything. She's in this. And this is a twisted fucking show. And I love it. It's also really funny. So here's the tag. A crooked legal guardian who drains the savings of her elderly wards meets her match when a woman she tries to swindle turns out to be more than she first appears i care a lot so basically like the idea is that roseman pike goes and finds old people and says you're too old to like live in

this house you need to go live in a home you're like a ward of the community or whatever and i'm going to be taking care of you and then she takes all these old people and then she just like basically drains their bank accounts and she makes a bunch of money and she does this to jennifer peterson the character first of all diane's like i don't need to go live in a home like what are you doing and it doesn't matter and she kind of takes her and then then she becomes like you are in so much trouble. And it's like, oh, shit. And then Peter Neiglund shows up. It's like, what? As a series?

Yeah. Good morning, Ms. Peterson. I'm sorry to disturb you so early. The court has ruled that you require assistance in taking care of yourself. I'm fine. I'm afraid it's not up to you to decide. The court has appointed me to be your legal guardian.

What? You have to come with me. And remember... I'm here to help. I don't lose. I won't lose. I'm never letting you go. Oh... I won't lose. I'm never letting you go. Oh, you're in trouble now.

I am a fucking lioness. Okay, so, so good. Sounds great. Yeah. And then a show that I am going to watch, but I haven't started watching yet. Tribes of Europa. This is also on Netflix.

I think I've heard of that. Yeah, it's sci-fi. It's nerdy. Here's the tag, and I'll do a better rundown for you next week. But 2074, in the wake of a mysterious global disaster, war rages between the tribes that have emerged from the wreckage of Europe. Three siblings from the peaceful origin tribe are separated and forced to forge their own paths.

It's like sci-fi, post-apocalyptic dystopian and it looks dope. My only problem is I think some of it's dubbed and some of it's not. It's very confusing. Sometimes it looks like people are speaking English and then it looks like it's dubbed. So I don't really know. That's weird. Yeah, I don't know. We finished WandaVision. It's so good. If you don't really know that's weird yeah i don't know we finished wandavision it's so good if you haven't watched wandavision like

i don't know what you're doing with your life just like get it together kids i finished beneath the scarlet sky and i've just talked about this every episode but just go read it just go read it that's all i can say and i'll end it there just go just go read it i am excited that i just downloaded the new step King novel. I don't know how this guy's still pumping out shit, but he's got a new one. How does he do it? I don't know, but he's got a new one out called Later. And I'll have a review for you next week because I'm going to finish this before next week's episode.

That is for sure, son. He puts new books out so often. Yeah, like twice a year. I don't get it. I don't either. How does he do it? Yeah. So often.

Yeah, like twice a year. I don't get it. I don't either. How does he do it? Yeah. If you're into fantasy and nerdy shit, Sarah, so I cannot speak for this, but Sarah is obsessed. So this is a Sarah recommendation for you. Okay. There's a show called Once Upon a Time.

The ABC show? Yes. Yeah, that's been on for years. Yeah, there's 47 seasons. It's basically every storybook character ever. Okay, I watched the show when it first came out. And I watched the first, I would say, four seasons. And then right when I dropped off, Noah got obsessed with it.

And Noah was really into it for a long time. What season is Sarah on? Because after four, it gets a little repetitive and just like, you're kind of done. I don't even know. It's the show that she turns on when I fall asleep and then she just like rips through season after season so yeah it's like Captain Hook and Peter Pan and Rumpelstiltskin and

the Wicked Witch of the West and Elsa from Frozen like how are they allowed to use all these people but it's ABC and Disney so I guess that's how but the whole thing is that it's them but in like in like they get somehow like transported from like fantasy world to like the real world yeah i think i don't know no that is it yeah that's hilarious that's her wreck literally been out for like eight years loves it it's amazing when the hell does manifest come back

because prince charming and Once Upon a Time is what's his name in Manifest? Oh, I know. Okay. So you guys know I have like a really old Land Cruiser, right? Like it's slow and old and cool. And when I went on that golfing trip, I got a Kia Ultima that had CarPlay. Yeah. Have you guys experienced CarPlay? had carplay yeah have you guys experienced carplay i've had carplay for years dude wait hold on carplay welcome to the present wells i get a cool G to get some CarPlay. Holy fuckballs. Why didn't anyone tell me about CarPlay?

It is amazing. It's like my phone on the dash. It's because everyone has CarPlay and has had CarPlay for years except you. Yeah, I know. But no one told me. They were like, hey, man, the one thing that you're missing out with this really old car is CarPlay and has had CarPlay for years except you. Yeah, I know. But no one told me. They were like, hey, man, the one thing that you're missing out with this really old car is CarPlay. And then I'm like, oh, okay, well, let's just go get CarPlay. But you know what I did?

I got the wireless version of CarPlay because let's just spend all the money. I just opened my wallet and said, hey, Sergio, I think that was his name. I said, just take my money because I need CarPlay. And I got a backup cam now. A backup cam. Don't even need to turn my head. You're insane. You're insane.

I don't even need to turn my head. I just say, let's go back up. And then I see it right there. Oh, what? I don't even need to use the rear view mirror anymore. What? How come I don't have CarPlay? I'm so thrilled that you could join us all in the year 2021.

Finally. It's great. Good times. The last thing we need to close out with is the Harry, the Megan and the Oprah saga. I need to hear about this. First of all, they open up with you're not being paid to do this. And Megan's like, absolutely not. Not getting paid to do this.

And I'm like, sis, you're no longer on the fucking Westminster Downton Abbey payroll, lady. Get yours. But whatever. I guess it makes it so it doesn't seem like there's like some sort of agenda. But whatever. Make your money is my thought. If you got something that someone wants to pay for, then you should fucking sell it. That's my business 101 for you guys. the first part of the interview is just oprah talking to megan like it's kind of it's kind of like let's just leave the dipshit boys out of this and just talk between us girls which i loved by the way because he's the prince and he's not even allowed to talk in the beginning which is the best and so basically megan just starts dragging the fucking royal family in the

nicest way possible anyways and so i guess like the the press is really bad in britain too and they're just like anti megan because she's american and she's an actress. I really don't understand. And apparently there was some saga about like Megan made Kate cry about like the bridesmaid dresses or like the flower girl dress. I don't even know. It sounds so stupid. It sounds so stupid. And then Megan throws in a curveball and is like, it was actually the other way around. Kate made me cry. And it's like, what? No way. Then there's like some weird interludes. They're feeding chickens for some reason. And Harry just

looks like such a dipshit. Just like, here, chicken, chicken, chicken. It's like feeding chicken. You're like, what's happening here? And then they bring in Harry. And I'm sitting there thinking like, there's no way Harry's gonna back all this, screw over his dad and his brother and his grandma. And you know what Harry does? Harry says, don't give a fuck. Dropping that bomb. I agree with everything you're saying. And it was amazing.

Uh, amazing. Also really fucked up. Like the big story, the big headline is that the crown was concerned with what color the babies were going to be and you're like jesus christ that's not fucking cool and then since it's come out not the queen but it's someone in the family so you're like oh so it was either kate or it was charles you know like who else who else is there to be so racist here's like my weird like takeaway

so and i understand like British people probably don't want Americans infiltrating like their thing, you know. And so they're like really mean to Megan. And Megan talks about, you know, it got so bad that she was having suicidal thoughts, which is really sad. And then she went to like the institution, which is such a weird way of being like the people that live in the palace. And they were like, there's can do he's like you can't get help which is like wait what like this is terrible hr i don't understand you feel for harry because like the man is so damaged from his mother passing and the way that she passed and he's like obviously doesn't want history to repeat itself you know he's seen this story play out before. And I get people not liking her because she's American and she's not part of, I don't know, I guess like British elite.

I don't even understand. But here's the thing that you don't fuck with when it comes to Americans. You don't fuck with our celebrities because we don't have royalty. All we have is fucking celebrities over here. And you guys are coming after one of our own? I think not, motherfuckers. This is gonna be America versus

the Brits. Fucking Revolutionary War number two. Because we are not taking that shit. Actually, I don't really know. But it's an amazing interview. You need to go watch it. Yeah. Okay. I do need to watch it. Dude, she just fucking drags. And Harry drags.

Everyone drags. Wow. The Royal YFT. Seriously. Steamy. Wow. What a time. Well, should we talk Patreon?

Yeah, let's do it. You said it right. It takes me. I have to think about it for like a solid two seconds before it comes out of my mouth, you know? Yeah, I know, I know. So we talked about this a little bit last week. We're so freaking excited to expand the YFT franchise. I call it a franchise, makes me feel better about myself. Yeah. And so we have launched what we're about to launch a Patreon. And if you guys don't know what that is, it's basically exclusive access to YFT.

And there's a couple of different tiers that we'll run through in just a second. But basically, you can get access to ad-free episodes. We're also going to do a YFT live every month for Patreon members. You'll be able to have input in the show. We're going to put some polls up on there so you guys can vote on stuff. You guys can share your recommendations that we can include in the show. Lots of good stuff. Also, if you sign up, you get the cutest freaking mug I've ever seen. It's a free gift for everybody that signs up. We've got a big launch event coming up this week for everyone that signed up early.

So I'm pumped. This is going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be a way for you guys to become more interactive on the show. And one of the things is if you sign up, you get a shout out in grandpa voice. Is that right? Yeah. Are we ready to do it? I think so.

These are the greatest people in the world. They all have the huge wieners and lots of money in the bank account. And we love them dearly here on YFT. Here's a shout out from Grandpa to the true YFTers out there. Kim T from Ontario, Canada. It's cold up there, but your heart is warm, and we love you. Also, a big shout-out

to Beth K from Georgia, which has amazing peaches, and I'll tell you this, Beth, you are a peach. Lots of love to Biz H from PA. Your name is Biz. What is that short for? Is your full name Busy? I don't understand. But anyway, shout out to Biz. Or maybe it's Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Nope, that still doesn't work. Byzantine, I don't know. Michelle O from Kansas City, which I can only assume that's Michelle Obama, and she's a lover of the show.

Apparently, she's moved from Chicago to Kansas City because of tax reasons. I don't know. Okay, you know KS is not Kansas City. It's Kansas State. Yeah, but Kansas City is in Kansas or Missouri. Either way. Yeah, but how do you know it's Kansas City? All it says is KS.

Where else do you live in Kansas? I don't know. Manhattan? Lawrence? No, you're living in Kansas City. Shout out to Kelly C. from Missouri. Maybe she lives in Kansas City too. I think there's a better shot of that one. Maybe. Tammy W. from Missouri. Maybe she lives in Kansas City too. I think there's a better shot of that one. Maybe.

Tammy W from Texas. Everyone from Texas is named Tammy. That's what I've learned from my journeys. Tammy Taylor. Tammy Taylor. Exactly. Also shout out to Alicia T from New Jersey. Alicia. I once made love to an Alicia T from New Jersey. Alicia. I once made love to an Alicia T. from New Jersey, and it was glorious.

And I remember it fondly. Her boobs were nice and firm, and we got married. Then she left me for Kim T. from Ontario. Oh, my God. And lastly, shout out to Mary from West Virginia. Susan E from Mississippi. The E stands for erotic. Susan Erotic from, I assume, Batesville or Rosedale.

I don't know. Also, Jody S from Inn. Oh, that means Indiana. I once had know. Also Jody S. from Inn. Oh, that means Indiana. I once had a lover named Jody from Indiana. I went Indian that ass. My God. We are definitely getting a sexual harassment lawsuit. Without a doubt.

Yeah. I'm freaked. Yeah. And that's it. That's all I have. Wow. I hope freaked. Yeah. And that's it. That's all I have. Wow. I hope you guys enjoy that more than I did. That's what they're paying for, Brandy.

I know. It concerns me, honestly. I'm concerned about the Wyatt Tears out there. That's what they're paying for. All right. Is that it? You got some muse? You got some muse?

I listened to some shit, okay? Yeah, you were in a car. I think we've played or I've played some Philip LaRue before. Do you know who he is? I don't know. He's got a new song out called Night Swimming. I like him. He's a vibe. Great driving music. Well, Night Swimming is an

R.E.M. song, so maybe this is a cover. I've noticed that a lot of people are doing covers because it lets them release music without having to release new music so they don't feel bad about not touring behind it but let's see if this is him covering

my boy Drake Scott I don't think that is REM. No, I also don't think so. You see it? Falling out. I forgot my shirt at the water's edge The moon is low tonight Night swimming Deserves a quiet night I'm not sure all these people

It's the OG. Dean Lewis, you say? Yeah, he's got a new song called Falling Up. Oh, I'm barely breathing I can't stop feeling down Dean Lewis, you say? Yeah, he's got a new song called Falling Up. That was good. Did you ever get into St. Vincent? I wanted everything, but nothing's ever good enough. That was good. Did you ever get into St. Vincent? St. Vincent did a project with David Byrne of the Talking Heads that I loved. Oh.

But yeah, does she have some new stuff? Yeah, she's got a new song called Pay Your Way in Pain. She's just such a vibe. If you ever get a chance to see her live, she's so freaking cool. Just really unique sound, really talented performer. I think it's been a while since she's put out some music.

So this is exciting. I went to the paint To check my check in The man looked at my face Said we don't have a record Oh no You thought we had forgotten Check my check in the man looked at my face. So we don't have a record. Oh, no. You thought we had forgotten.

The show is only getting started. The road is feeling like a pile. Sit down, stand up, head down, hands up. I can dig. She's so cool. Is that all you got? Yeah, that's it. She's so cool. Is that all you got? Yeah, that's it. I got some stuff.

Oh, you do. I do. You know, a couple of days ago, it was International Women's Day. And I saw that Lake Street Dive have a new track out. And I thought it was appropriate for International Women's Day. So here's a song called Being a Woman that I like a lot. Love it. I'm done. Being a woman is a full-time job And I work all day And I work all night Being a woman

Is enough to pay the climb 80 cents on the dollar And you need every dollar Good stuff. It's a vibe. I saw Nathaniel Rateliff put out some new stuff. Here's the live version of having a party. And this guy's voice is do And oh Mr. Mr. DJ

Keep on Like a man I'm here Such a good man Big time As my baby And oh Mr. Mr. DJ

Keep on Like a man I'm here Mr. DJ, I keep on playing. I don't care how much I could pay. Daytime is my baby, how long it'll take. Come on. Everybody's home. I believe that's with Preservation Hall Jazz Band, which that's about as good as it gets, kids. Cute.

Yeah. All right. We good? We good? I think so. We good? Yeah. Let's get the fuck out of here.

Okay. Love you guys. Bye-bye. Bye. I'm going to go out on this one. You ever seen Ari in live? No. Man. Miss. live? No. Man.

Missing out, dude. Okay, bye! Bye. on the dashboard taken years ago turned around backwards so the windshield shows every street light reveals a picture This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.