Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Sigma Smut and Riding Solo

Episode Date: August 21, 2024

This week Wells is riding solo as Brandi struggles with wifi in Denver, but have no fear, he needs no one else to deliver exactly what you’ve asked for. We have a solid Bach recap followed by a detailed favorite thing list. He also touches on the Blake Lively drama and the new Mormon Wives show he won’t be watching (but thank you so much to every single one of you for sending). He also tackles your F-U-very-muches (which, one of them was actually salty... rude) and provides an update on the live show: SOLD OUT!! Stay tuned for some additional tickets, potentially…  Favorite things mentioned:  The Bachelorette (ABC)  American Murder: Laci Peterson (Netflix)  Bad Monkey (Apple TV)  Dirty Pop: The Boy Band Scam (Netflix)   A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J. Maas  One Wish by Ravyn feat. Childish Gambino  Straight and Narrow by Sam Barber   Edge of the Earth by The Beaches    Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Fiji Water: Visit your local retailer to pick up some FIJI Water today for your next backyard party, beach or pool day, hike, or even your home office. It’s not just water. It’s FIJI Water.  Article: Visit ARTICLE.COM/YFT for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more  Schedule35: Get 15% Off with code YFT at Schedule35.co   Sundays: Get 40% off your first order of Sundays. Go to sundaysfordogs.com/YFT or use code YFT at checkout  Fungies: You can find these yummy gummies in the Vitamin section at your local Walmart or conveniently shop on their website, eatfungies.com. Plus, enjoy free shipping and 20% off with code YFT.  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation 

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Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes, do, do. Sometimes you want to go where everybody's an alcoholic. Do, do, do, do. And they're always glad you came on their face. Do, you want to go where people know that you're shitty just like them. You want to go where everyone is fucking drunk. How we doing everybody? YFTers out there. We haven't done some of this in a while. Let's just...

Let's get back into Radio Wells. A little background music. A little soundboard action. Okay, so here's the deal. You're getting a solo episode from Wells because I called, well, we tried to get Brandy on. She's in Denver. And yeah, internet don't work in Denver.

Don't know how that works, but that's what's happening right now and instead of me trying to troubleshoot and figure it out I said you know what your boy can handle a solo app because if we're being honest they're all solo apps you know you know it's funny because Brandy has this um in her head that her role on the show is to keep me in check and bring me down a peg. But really, her role on the show is a laugh track, you know? We should rename the show Wells' Favorite Things. I shouldn't rename the show Wells' Favorite Things. I love her to death, but you know. My shoulders are getting a little sore

from caring this fucker. Am I right or am I right? Anyways, how's everybody doing? I'm doing great. I went to a birthday party the other day and I didn't know what to get the person. It's not that I didn't know what to get the person. I didn't have time to go get the person something.

And it's not that I didn't have time to get the person something. I forgot to go get the person something. And then I had to scramble. Your boy had to scramble. What did I do? I had a card. Highly recommend. You go to the Hallmark store aisle or whatever.

And you go get a fuck ton of cards one day. You get a bunch for birthdays. You get a bunch for anniversaries. You get a bunch for birthdays you get a bunch for anniversaries you get a bunch for nothing you get a bunch for whatever and then you keep it you have a drawer full of these cards right and you are always ready for anything right so i had luckily i had a card you know know what they should do? There should be a company that just is like, we'll send you yearly 30 cards for everything. Anyways, so I didn't know what to get them. So I wrote the card as if I was their grandmother.

And then I put in $20 and a gift card to Long John Silvers. I've given a lot of great gifts in my day. A lot of gifts that people were very excited about, but never really said anything, you know? This is the first time I gave a gift to somebody and they texted me afterwards being like, dude, this is the best fucking gift I ever got in my entire life. This is hilarious. I laughed so hard.

So I think that like giving like the thoughtful, like, oh my God, do you like know me gift? I'm not sure if it's for me. I'm not sure it's for anybody, You know, I think that the funny joke gift is the way to go. So I think that's what I'm going to employ for the rest of my days. I am no longer going to try to think of something, unless it's for like my wife, that's like really sentimental or thoughtful. I'm just going to just figure out like, what's the stupidest thing in the world? Like, you know what I would love to get for a gift that no one's ever given me, but I would love super soaker. I would love super soaker. Why did I say it like that? I would love

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You know? I know it's not, but for me, it's really early for hometowns you know i know it's not but it's for me it seems that way let's get into it now let's get into it let's get into it we are hometowning now here's the thing i get sent screeners so i think that the what my show that they send me looks a little bit different than the one that you guys get that you see on network but it opened with like a very weird open of like someone's brother and sister-in-law explaining that they met on hinge or tinder or whatever and then they got married in like four weeks i love that this couple was like uh the bachelor's coming to town seven weeks to get engaged oh my fucking beer bros all right so we start in houston we start in the hottest place in the entire world with the hottest boy in the entire world devon and like right off the bat it's a little fucked up like she admits that after night one, if you told her Devin would get a hometown, she thought you'd be crazy.

Same, Jen. We're all very confused. But you know what? No, we're actually not now. But we were originally very confused as to what was going on here. Like, I go back to what I was saying earlier where I think that they added him to be a little goofy to throw us off the scent, which makes me think that Devin's going to win this thing. But we still got other guys. So Devin is part of a run club, which is he?

At first, I'm like, Devin, are you? Or like, are these just your buddies? And you were like, I just want to be able to get like all my friends in the shot, you know? But after seeing him run, like I do, like as an avid runner myself. But after seeing him run, like I do, like as an avid runner myself, and as an avid runner who doesn't look like they would be in a run club, which I can relate with you, Devin. I do think after seeing him run that he's a runner. I could just tell from his gait, from his trot, that he is, yes, he is a runner. But he is sweating profusely.

Jen, the angelic Disney princess that she is, no sweat to be seen. She has no pores. All right. She is just glowing. And Devin's over here sweating like a whore in church. I love that they're like running and then like they run in front of everybody and then they stop in front of everybody and they stop to kiss. And you're like, oh, that's cute. And like the people behind him like, and then you kind of turn a little bit and you see Devin's back is completely drenched with sweat. Devin's a back sweater boy. You know, it's okay. No judgment.

You're in Houston, dude. I got sweaty just like watching that episode. I got sweaty just like watching that episode. Anyways, we stop at a park. We meet Devin's dog, Charlie, who like, have you seen that thing on TikTok or Instagram where it's like, When did you say we're going to eat again? Four o'clock? And then he's like, no, 4.30.

He's like, what? 4.30. What time did you say we were eating at 4? 30. 4.30. Oh, 4.30. 4.30. Oh, 4.30. Okay. Okay, so when I meet Devin's dog, this is what I'm thinking.

Like, it's an old dog. But actually, very spry. Running around very fast. And very cute. I recently was filming a show with somebody. So we, like, went to get lunch. And there was someone with a dog, like, eating in the restaurant. Like a service dog. They came in. They're like're like hey how long are you going to be in here and i'm like what's going on

they're like do you mind um the talent's coming in and like they can't have any dogs in here so i'm like asking production i'm like so is she is she like deathly allergic to dogs like what's happening i was like no she's scared of i'm gonna say that's right flat i was i asked her i was like you got bit she was like i have been bit and i was like okay that's fair but i've been bit by a dog i got bit by a dog in the face and i still love dogs makes me like devon more that he's got a dog that he loves you know and i think it also like makes jen like devon a little more too which is you know good so then we get to meet his family and you can tell he's nervous like he's like going through the names of everybody. And you can tell that Jen's also been prepped of like who is going to be meeting.

And he's like, and also isn't your stepdad going to be there? He's like, oh yeah, that's how nervous I am, which is kind of cute. It's kind of like Devin's becoming like more endearing to me, which is weird. So Devin goes and tells his dad that he's falling in love with her. And then Jen tells his mom that she sees a future with him. This is the thing that she says a lot here. I see a future with them. Well, yeah, I guess. She's never being like, hey, listen, I am in love with this person. It's just always like, I see a future with him. Like she's a fortune teller. And then Devin's mom tells him that he needs to tell her that he loves her and he's like

okay and then he goes you're my hero and I was like Dev when did you do when did you become this guy when did I love you so much have I always loved you Devin So then he tells her that he loves her outside their house. And she says she's falling hard for him. So she doesn't say, I love you back, you know, which is okay. It's like a new trend in the Bachelor world where, like, the leads are saying it back, you know, and it gets them in trouble. Well, it's not that new of a thing. I guess Ben did it fucking four score and seven years ago. It's a relatively new thing. So I'm not super surprised.

But anyways, I'm like, okayon gets the first the first hometown does that mean something does that mean he is does that mean devon's winning does it i think it is jeremy is up next in connecticut and they go grocery shopping and immediately i'm like this is the shittiest fucking day in the world until I see the grocery store. Guys, this grocery store is a fucking Disneyland fever dream full of delicious produce and product placement. Every aisle has some sort of animatronic fucking thing. There's animatronic milk jugs that are singing to you there's like a couple bears that are singing for some reason there's popcorn makers they're making donuts it looks like the most amazing grocery store i've ever seen in my entire life and i want to go there but i want to go on psilocybin any hay um they're hanging out by the food court or whatever. And all of a sudden, Jeremy spots his auntie who looks exactly like Jeremy. And then we find out looks exactly like his mom. Are they all the same person? I'm not sure, but I'm scared.

like so how did you meet you know so i've forgotten his intro that he rolls up in like the ferrari or whatever the nice car and he gets out and he says the thing so he tells his family the story of like so i get out and i go you know hey listen i know that a lot of people when they see someone with like they're driving a car like this they're making up for something else and i know you're thinking and the answer is yes i have a huge huge dick, whatever like that. And she tells his family that and his family's like, hey, what the fuck is happening here? So right off the bat, no one's into that, right? The family just seems super skeptical, just like not into it at all. And the mom does the thing that every mom does every season, which is they start to sabotage. You know, they're like, we don't know this person. We just met.

You just met this person. Like totally sabotaging. And the thing about it is, is like I would say this. If any moms that's going to be on this show, which is so very few and far between, when you do this and there's any doubt with the lead this gives them the easiest way out and i'm sitting there think i'm clocking this being like okay if every other hometown goes well this is jen's out of this situation regardless of how she feels unless she's like totally in love with him but like if it's everyone's on an equal playing field and all things are equal this is how you get out of it. Because then you have plausible deniability of

like, Hey, listen, you know, your family wasn't super into it, which made me very nervous, you know? And that's what seems to be happening. The mom's skeptical, the sister's skeptical. And Jen keeps on asking everyone, do you think he's ready for an engagement? Like, do you, what do you think? What do you think? Which means that she's already being like, I'm not sure about this guy. Anyways, she's not buying it. And I'm sitting there thinking, you're fucked, but we shall see. Next, we had the sunny San Diego with Jonathan. And I got to say, Jonathan has been growing on me a lot, but is it just me or is it they only have the lacrosse thing in common every time they hang out every time they date every time they do anything they're talking about lacrosse and it's

like guys fuck good let's talk about something else anyways they go play lacrosse it's cute i guess he makes her like a nice jersey which is better than sam's jersey that he made that says sam's wife remember that so they sit down and he starts, oh, you know, I got my walls up come my last relationship. Like it's so unique that someone's been hurt in their past relationship. Let me tell you what, every relationship has been painful for everyone.

Every past relationship has been painful for everyone. Do you know how I know that? Because if it wasn't, you'd probably still be with them, okay? I've been cheated on too, my guy. I've been lied to. So has everybody else. Fucking Jen over here, she was in love with a guy named Joey.

That didn't love her back. We've all got a story. You're not unique, Jonathan. He keeps on saying like, hey, listen, you know, like I don't say the love word. I don't take the love word lightly, which I can respect that. And you know what?

This is a two-way street. Good for you. But you're going to have to say at some point, or you're going to get left in the dust, my guy. And she's super worried that he's not going to be able to fully lean into her, which is something that I'd be concerned about as well. So we finally get to go meet the family. And we realized that that tease in the beginning of the episode with the brother and the sister-in-law who met on tinder who were like you guys are getting engaged in seven weeks you got engaged in four weeks hold my beer we figure out that's jonathan's brother and sister-in-law who seem lovely i do love zach's brother he seems super protective kind of sweet but like very very skeptical while the while his wife's like,

I love this bitch. You know, like I'm going to be able to tell from immediately meeting her. Anyone who says that is terrible at that. They have no idea what they're talking about. I, I know that to be true. So then Jonathan goes and talks to his sister and his sister. I think this is like one of the best sibling speeches i've ever heard on this show because he starts talking like you know like i was hurt my last relationship it's hard for me to say the love word like yada yada i'm dragging my feet yada yada yada his sister says hey listen man you gotta play big to win big what are you fucking nick saban over here this is a halftime speech?

I'm about to go run through a brick wall? Because the sis came with some fucking hard knowledge. Loved it, sis. And you know what? You're right. You got to play big to win big. I'm going to tattoo that on my fucking arm. Jonathan's mom, is it just me, or does it seem like she used to be part of a biker gang?

All right, she got that arm tattoo, you know? I mean, yes, she's wearing a floral dress, and she's's dyed her hair but i have a feeling there was once she was wearing some leathers i could be wrong but anyways his mom loves jen i mean who wouldn't she's lovely so he finally takes his sister's advice and he says hey listen i'm falling for you and she sends it back i think she really likes him all All right, off to Seattle. We go and meet Marcus. I love Marcus. I just don't know if he's ready for any of this. Like, I think this is like too much for him. He's an army guy, right? He's an army ranger. And army rangers are like structured guys. And this whole experience is so, I think, so abnormal and so not structured.

I think that he's having a very hard time being able to comply. But then again, every army person you've ever met, like, meets that one girl at, like, a bar when they're on leave and they get married in, like, three weeks. I'm also like, what are you doing? You know, this one's beautiful. Shouldn't have, like, a bad tooth-to-gum ratio. Listen, we realize that Marcus has, like, a troubled past, right? Remember, he was, like, left at daycare. He became an orphan because his parents left him there. like a bad tooth to gum ratio. Listen, we realized that Marcus has like a troubled past, right? Remember he was like left at daycare. He became an orphan because his parents left him there.

So then he was adopted. He says, Hey, listen, my adoptive parents aren't coming, but you know what? My family is my friends and people I've gotten to war with. Basically he takes her to a huge party with all his friends. And I gotta be honest with you. If I had made it to hometowns, which I didn't jerk store, like I would have wanted my family to meet everyone. But also there's a real part of like, yeah, but also like, I don't need any of my friends because my family's crazy. And my mom will cry. I'd be like a brother that would be like, try to get like as much screen time as possible. The party seemed rad. And you can really get a sense of somebody, even though you're related to your family, it's not necessarily like who you are, but usually, you know, birds of a feather flock together and you can really kind of get a sense of somebody by the company they keep.

I just kind of liked it. He tells a buddy, this is so weird. So he's talking like an older buddy and he's like, yeah, I'm not in love with her yet. It's like, don't say that on camera, my guy. I mean, maybe it might be true. Like you can reword that into something like, I have such strong feelings for her, but I'm struggling getting over the line. Something like that. I don't know.

Just like, I don't know. That's what they're anyone's like. Don't say that. We obviously know that Marcus has like this really close relationship with his sister. Him and his sister have been through so much together, right? And so obviously his sister is very protective of him and vice versa. And Jen goes and has this conversation with the sister and the sister asked jen if she loves him and jen starts

crying it's like the most emotion i've seen out of jen and it's like oh my god i think that she like really likes this guy a lot more than i thought i was was kind of blown away by it. The sister starts crying and then they hug and they hug for like a really long time. And I'm like, oh, does Devin have some competition over here? I think she really does love Marcus. I think that she realizes that Marcus doesn't love her. I don't know. So those are the four hometowns. Pretty good. And all the guys meet up for one last catch up before the rose ceremony. And Jeremy goes, well, who's going home? And then I was like, okay. And then Devin says something like, you know, I really hope get a rose and, you know,

get, go to the end or whatever. And Jeremy goes, well, you're not. And then Devin flicks him off. And there's a little bit of like, are you projecting a little bit here? Jeremy farted in class today. Jeremy's not getting a rose today. That's how I kind of took it. All right, so then we have a rose ceremony. Jen's like, this is going to be the hardest rose ceremony I've done thus far because, you know, I really care for all these people and I see a future with all

these people and yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. And then we started up and guess who gets the first rose? It's Devin. Devin got the first hometown. Devin got the first rose. Devin is a leader in Clubhouse. I believe it to be true. I think Devin's gonna win this whole thing, which is a bonkers thing to say, but I love the guy now. Up next is Jonathan, her lacrosse partner. Not surprised by that. And then it comes down to Marcus and Jeremy. And I'm sitting there being like, this is so lackluster because I know who's getting the freaking rose. And it ain't the guy whose sister Jen was crying with recently. It's going to be Jeremy, whose parents, whose family sabotaged. Jeremy's cooked. Jeremy's going home tonight. And he seems fine with it. Afterwards, they go sit down on a bench and he's like, you know,

I can sleep at night because I know that whoever you pick is going to take care of you, which is a wonderful thing to say. But why aren't you crying? You took her to your favorite grocery store. You don't just take some flat foot floozy, some nobody to your favorite grocery store. So let's get a little bit of tears. Let's try that again. Let's wring it back. Let's get maybe some eye drops in there. So they start to flow. It was so like, be angry, be sad. Because now when I watch like the mental all, it'd be like, there's gonna be no conflict. And what are we without conflict?

And that's the episode. You get a super tease of what's coming up. It seems like everyone's having a hard time falling in love with Jen, except for Devin. But Devin's having a hard time getting what he needs from Jen. And Jen says something like, am I doing this wrong? And yeah, probably.

You're probably doing it wrong. And I'll tell you why you're probably doing it wrong. I don't think anyone can do it right. It's an insane concept and idea, but I commend you for trying. Oh yeah. Also the news of Grant becoming the bachelor. So we recorded last episode, I think on Monday of last week or Sunday of last week. And I was like, I think that Grant's going to be the best. Like I was like, I don't think there's any good candidates for the bachelor except for Grant. And then like, it was like four hours later that they, well, I guess it was like after the show aired that they announced it. Why, why did you guys announce it so quickly? Let's look it up.

Why Grant was announced a bachelor. There was a reason ABC executives rushed the announcement before the end of the season. Quote, we're announcing Grant so quickly so people can still apply to be on his season. An ABC executive wrote on X, if you think Grant is potentially the man of your dreams or know someone who is, apply ASAP. What? Do you know what that tells me? That tells me that they're having a hard time casting this show. Anyways, I'm happy for them. I think it's gonna be great. You know what I should do? Should I submit Brandy? Wait, should I submit Brandy? She's never gonna hear this, right? She hasn't listened to the show. We know she's like, Grant, let's do it. Should I do it? I don't need to submit. I can just call a fucking producer. What do you guys think?

Don't tell her that I'm going to do this. I think I'm going to do it. Okay. Ooh, a fun little plan. Fun little wrinkle. That's all I got kind of on The Bachelor. I wish someone was here to fucking talk back to me about it, but that's it. I do have some fave things, bro, which I am very excited about.

The first is a saying that I learned recently. Like I've been telling you guys, I've been filming this show. I can't tell you what it is, but we're halfway through filming it. And my co-host I'm doing the show with was telling me a new slogan that I love so much that I want to use. And it's called hobo sapien. Have you heard of this term? Hobo sapien? She was like, is this dude a hobo sapien? And I was like, I don't know what that means, but it seems like it seems like I might get canceled for using it. Like non-inclusive. I don't know. And she was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Is it homophobic or something? I don't want to, you know? And she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hobo sapien. Hobo sapien is when someone dates a woman purely so they can have somewhere to live because they're a hobo, they're homeless,

and they start dating someone so they can have a place to live. And wow, did I love that so much. Hobo sapien. I'm going to use that for the rest of my days. it's fantastic. I watched the entire American murder Lacey Peterson thing on Netflix last night. What I'm bummed out about is I had read that there was evidence that might clear Scott Peterson about like there was just like there was just robbery across the street. And they might have found the van from the robbery. And if there's some DNA in there, might get him off. And I was like, oh, my God. This guy's been wrongly accused. Anyway, so I watched this American murder, Lacey Peterson, only on Netflix.

The case of Lacey Peterson's disappearance and murder shook the U.S. in 2002. Her husband, Scott, was convicted, though he maintains innocence. Twenty years later, Lacey's mother and friends speak out, revisiting the tragedy. American Murder, Lacey Peterson, only on Netflix. So I'm sitting there thinking like, oh, I'm going to get some new tea on this because we all thought that Scott Peterson, of course he did it, right? Like way too much information, way too much circumstantial evidence was against him. But I'm like thinking like, all right, the third episode. No, let me tell you what happens. You watch this entire thing and you're like, yeah, this fucking guy, of course he murdered his wife. What are we doing here?

And his unborn child. What? No. Anyways, it is pretty interesting and pretty crazy. Like I had forgotten like he has a mistress. The entire thing is Gone Girl, but without the cool Gone Girl ending. Down to Scott Peterson looks exactly like Ben Affleck. Exactly like Ben Affleck.

Except Lacey Peterson didn't pretend to get killed to fuck her husband over and then kill Doogie Howser, MD. It's pretty great. I had forgotten so much about it. The beats of that whole thing were so messed up. He buys this boat. No one knows he bought this boat. And then like the day she goes missing, he goes out into the bay to go fishing. But no one knew that he was a fisherman and a boater.

And he like has this mistress or he's having an affair with this woman like that lives like two hours away. And the woman starts tapping his phone and the cops start tapping his phone it is bonkers anyways he definitely murdered that woman which is really sad and their unborn child named connor oh then you get to see like all of the interviews that he does and you get to hear all his phone conversations because they were all tapped and you go through the trial and everything dude watch it so good loved it i also started watching the new show Bad Monkey with Vince Vaughn. Have you guys heard of that? I really like this. So the guy who created it, it's the same guy who did like Scrubs and Ted Lasso. And the cast is really good. But I

mean, it's mainly Vince Vaughn. Here's a synopsis. A detective turned restaurant inspector in southern Florida is pulled into a world of greed and corruption after a tourist finds a severed arm while fishing. And yes, there's a monkey. I didn't add that last part for comic effect. That's actually in the synopsis. Bad Monkey starring Vince Vaughn on apple tv so he's an old cop that he's been like suspended because i don't know you're not really sure why in the beginning he kind of like wants to get back on the force and a tourist actually played by my good buddy matt shively catches a severed arm fishing, and it starts like this whole investigation of whose arm is this? What happened? And he's kind of doing the investigation, but it

really should be the cops, but the cops don't really want to have anything to do with it because they don't want to admit there's a dead body. And it's Vince Vaughn, and he's hilarious, and you got to watch it. And by the way, I'm looking at the cast and the monkey has an IMDb page. And that's fucking crazy, dude. What? Crystal the monkey plays Dregs. He's in all nine episodes. Let's look at this guy's credits.

The monkey was born in 1994. That's an old fucking monkey. Crystal the monkey is born in 1994 that's an old fucking monkey crystal the monkey is no small bananas in just five of her movies she holds a box office gross of over 2.5 billion dollars her film hangover 2 opened at 177.8 million the largest opening weekend in history for a comedy she's worked with some of the biggest directors in Hollywood. She has held her own with Oscar winners, stolen scenes from top comedians, and is beloved with the press as she commands red carpets. Paired with her extraordinary

trainer Tom Gunderson, she began the business at the live animal show at Universal Studios. In 1997, she appeared in her first film, George the Jungle. In 2007, with over 20 features to her name, came her big break in Night at the Museum with Ben St- Okay, I know this monkey. This is amazing. It's got all its stats

it's one foot seven inches tall born in 1994 this monkey is 30 years old monkeys can be 30 years old crystal's favorite foods are grapes yogurt and pistachio nuts she did get a get cracking commercial for wonderful pistachios wearing a lime green dress and bejeweled bag while sauntering down a green carpet? She's a female capuchin monkey? She's missing her left lower canine, losing it when trying to open a walnut. She quickly learned to open them by hitting them on a hard surface. She's a genius! Yes!

This monkey has already done more in Hollywood than I will ever do. And that makes me hate that monkey. I hope you're rotting in hell. I hope you're rotting in hell. I hope you're rotting in hell. I hope you're rotting in hell. No, I don't wish that for Coco the monkey. What was the name?

Crystal the monkey. Anyways, go check that out. Bad Monkey on Apple. It's very good. Have you guys seen Dirty Pop on Netflix? So I finally did it. It took forever to watch it because I feel like I was like, I don't know if I care this much about boy bands

and fat ass Lou Pearlman is a piece of shit, but I finally did it. Lou Pearlman, the music mogul who created and exploited some of the biggest boy bands in the nineties, including the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC and O-Town, Rises and Falls. If you don't know, there is this fat piece of shit music mogul named Lou Pearlman who like creepily put all these boy bands together and shockingly, he was problematic and a big piece of garbage.

And this documentary is all about how he's a big fat piece of shit and a literal fat piece of shit. Dirty Pop, the boy band scam only on Netflix. It's great if you want to hate somebody. Oh, I should do this for Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou Perelman. I hope you're rotting. I hope you're rotting. I have not seen Deadpool and Wolverine yet, and I want to so badly. I just haven't had time to do it, but that's like next on my list. But speaking of Ryan Reynolds, his wife, Blake Lively, is in a Colleen Hoover book-turned-movie called It Ends With Us,

which I read, and I think it was a favorite thing a while back, and I didn't see that either. I just saw the interview that Blake Lively did, and it made me be like, oh, is Blake Lively a mean girl? Is she a mean girl? Have you guys seen this? She's doing an interview and she's pregnant and the woman says, congratulations on your little bump. Talking about congratulations

on getting pregnant. And Blake Lively, without missing a beat, fires back, congratulations on your bump This bitch ain't pregnant We called her fat You called her fat

She was saying congratulations You have a child But you took that You didn't like that Blake Lively You gotta watch this First of all congrats on your little bump Congrats on your little bump. Congrats on your little bump. What about my bump?

You've got two nice ones. And these, they are kind of bumps, aren't they? No, not bumps. The lovely lady. Parker Posey's there next to her, who is a hilarious comedic actress of whom she's in so many good things that I like, that I love. A lot of those mockumentaries, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Win, Best in Show. And so she tries to save it. I can see that.

No, I can't. You can't say that. You can't say she's trying to be so nice and say congratulations on you being pregnant, but in a nice way. I guess you could say congratulations on your upcoming pregnant, but say it in a nice way. I guess like you could say, congratulations on your upcoming baby. I don't know. I think like congratulations on your little bump is a nice way of doing it.

And then to be like, congratulations on your bump, you dumb bitch. It's like, whoa. And then Parker Posey trying to come in there and save it. Don't try to save your girl. Okay, let them fucking burn. The YFTers cannot, will not stop sending me posts about Hulu's new show called The Secret Life of Mormon Wives.

And I got to be honest with you, I'm pretty excited about this too. I guess Hulu is coming out with the show. Let's just look it up. Let's play the trailer. Let's just, let's figure out what's going on here. There are a lot of rules that we have to follow. We would raise these housewives for the men, serving their every desire. Have kids by the time you're 21,

or in my case, at 16. Well, I'm going to show you this. Tell me what you're working with. Show me, show me. I created MomTalk. It's a group of Mormon moms making TikToks. It started with Whitney, Macy, Mikaela, and I. We're breaking a norm.

We are trying to change the stigma of gender roles in the Mormon culture. That's what scares me. In the church, we have rules for a reason. Macy, I need you to twerk your ass off. Show me what you're working with. My goal is really just to be able to provide for my family. Who is currently the breadwinner at home? All of us.

Really? Yes. We blew up overnight. Two million followers. Nine million views. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's been really crazy for us. And then it just turned into this whole group is swinging with each other.

Wait, what? What? A Mormon swinging scandal has hit Utah. No one was innocent. Everyone has hooked up with like everyone. Taylor announced that the group was involved in soft swinging. It was like swapping in front of each other, standing next to each other. Oh, soft swinging. Now, if you're in a swing, you want to get to each other. No! Soft swinging.

If you're in a swing, you want to get that thing hard. You guys can't keep doing this. The drama's now with the husbands. The group is important to me. Being divorced and taking care of two kids would be kind of tough, so you make the decision. It feels like they're stuck in another era, and it's starting to tear the group apart.

Online, it looks like we're all the bestest of friends, but we're not. Ooh, awkward. We're the most devout out of the whole group. And then there are others. In what way do you feel like drinking helps you be a better mom? Oh my gosh, what is happening right now? There's going to be drama tonight. Okay, that's enough of that. That looks amazing. Also looks terrible. Here's the thing, morbid chicks are hot. You're crazy. You know? They're all effing each other. Because I thought your guys' whole thing was polygamy. The man gets

to fuck. But now, no, we've come full circle and now it's the ladies are getting to fuck everybody. Or everyone is getting to fuck everybody. Are you guys Mormon or are you guys just fucking normal Americans? You've come full circle. Joseph Smith's like, fuck, you deacons fuck everybody i don't care we've gone from polygamy to soaking to now full circle soft swinging soft swinging

i'm not gonna watch that show but i'm going to put it on when my wife's in the room and then she's gonna get addicted to it and then she's going to just tell me what happens and actually no i'm gonna watch that show we do have some fuck you very much that i wanted to read i was checking this oh by the way i finished um a court of thorn and roses which is about i told you a couple episodes ago it's about this woman named farrah who kills a fairy and then like goes into the world of the Fae. And now I'm on the second book. I loved the first book, by the way. It flew by. And now I'm on A Court of Mist and Fury. I don't want to give much away from it, but it's just like fantasy, dorky stuff. There's a good amount of love in it. Some scenes not as sexual as fourth wing

yeah court of mist and fury and i gotta be honest with you if you guys didn't make this into a show you should my wife could be pharaoh so so easily anyways we got some fuck you very much is that i wanted to rip through all right this comes from uh js black 13 five stars thanks for that fuck you very much subject line love y'. Quit questioning our sanity for liking you all. It's a great escape from reality. Also, never get rid of dirty grandpa. He will never leave. It's uncomfortable, but that's the beauty of it. Love a YFTer that is a mom, an intervention specialist that needs goofy adult talk to listen to on her commute. Damn, an intervention specialist. That job's gotta suck, dude. Good for you, though. You need it. It's important. All right, this is coming from Moe

P71528. Five stars, thanks for that. Subject line, Wells is giving dot dot dot fuck you very much. Wells, Wells, Wells, you're making my ears bleed. Suddenly, every time you describe something that you say, something you say, it's giving, it's giving, it's giving. Well, guess what? It's giving me a headache. And then Brandeis says it too, but you always lead the charge on it. So it's on you, bud. Can we go back to grownup talk instead of TikTok, Gen Z, mind numbing slang that makes my ears bleed. Thanks. Love you guys. Bye. P.S. I've been a listener since day one, 2017. You always get it wrong. So you have to listen to me. Oh, and also F you very much. Dude, that's fucking Sigma that you're

saying that I say it's giving to. I'm kidding. You're right, actually. I take that criticism wholeheartedly. It's not Sigma, it's Ohio. I don't know the terms. I think it's something like that. Anyways, it's giving. I fuck you. No, I love it. You're right. This comes from KitKatKate17. Love the name, by the way. Five stars for that. Fuck you very much. Subject line, y'all only give half of what you used to. Well, this episode is definitely true for that because well, half of us is here. It should be called your favorite rant. The things you do end up talking about are all trash. Stop with the airline complaints. As for the bachelor, get your facts straight. You only give half truths when you talk about it. It's clear you're not paying

attention even though you work for them. For example, Sam M was the only one saying, make the main thing the main thing, and that's because he has no vocabulary. Don't group all the men together. Y'all do that all the time. Okay, Kit Kat Kate. Yeah, maybe you're right. I don't fucking know, dude. Who gives a shit?

But also, I'm pretty sure John, no. Who was the guy that was like a little sidekick? Thomas. I think Thomas was saying it too. Whatever. If you guys want to do some fuck you very much, just go for it, man. I'll read them a little bit later. Head on over to the podcast app, do a review, give us five stars, subject line F you, F you very much, and then say whatever you want to say and I'll read it on the pod. Also, we, I want to do some

voicemails and we need to get some more from you guys. So if you got some fave things or if you just want to fucking complain or whatever, I don't give a shit. Just call us. Hit us up. 858-630-1856 is the number. We announced last week that we were doing a live show in Nashville. And yeah, it's sold out already. So I don't know. I think we're going to try to add some more tickets.

If we do add some, I think it's going to be standing room only tickets we're going to add. If we do, we'll probably announce it on the Instagram. So go follow us over on YFT Podcast on Insta. By the way, I made a TikTok account and I'm just going to start posting all the videos and stuff over there. So follow us. It's at YFT Podcast on TikTok. I do have a bunch of songs that I'd like to play for you guys, if that's okay. Okay, I really like this Raven LeNay track with Childish Gambino.

It's just like super mellow. I loved it. It's called One Wish. Check shit out, man. I feel your way up. Candles burn down to the gate. Stand, I see in your face. I can't spin this. Why wish I could? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, You gotta get up and walk straight and narrow When they're chasing you down with an old butt hound And you're running through the fields for your life

You gotta get up, son, I know they're gunning for you Sam Barber, Straight and Narrow, digging on that. Kind of got a Zach Bryan, you know, alt-country vibe, digging on it. Oh, and the one I want to go out on, you know, Brandy played The Beaches a while back because she saw them at L.L. Palooza and loved them. But I feel like she didn't play the best song. So then I dived into their stuff and I think that this song, Edge of the Earth is fan freaking tastic. So yeah, check it out.

She's a fire sign and I don't really know what that means. I'm a cold night and don't want to be close to the heat. I don't want to get burned. I don earth. I like that song all right why i have tears thanks for hanging with me solo today hope it was an okay episode um give us some fuck you very muches and send us um some voicemails we need them especially the sevens again i need some uh more material to use if you're coming to the nashville show i'm very very excited to meet you guys and we'll let you know if we are opening up some more material to use. If you're coming to the Nashville show, I'm very, very excited to meet you guys, and we'll let you know if we are opening up

some more freaking tickets. Hopefully we are. Again, the number for voicemails is 858-630-1856. Go give Brandy shit for fucking having bad internet in Denver. No, don't do that. All right, love you guys. We'll see you later. See you later on the Menjie. No, don't do that. Alright, love you guys. We'll see you later. See you later on the men, Jay.

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