Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Skipping weeks and swapping spit: not the vibe

Episode Date: January 11, 2023

Happy New Year YFTers! Well, they took a week off and it felt like a year… there is just so much to catch up on! Like a true gentleman, Wells says Brandi looked like a sex bot and we find out all ab...out her VIP NYE adventures, which did not involve swapping spit with randoms. Plus, Wells explains the debauchery he got up to on NYE involving a blizzard, power outage, and a stranded Subaru. They briefly touch on journaling and resolutions, and then Brandi shares how she sat at a table next to a very special someone. Wells explains why he thinks murder mysteries are so popular these days, shares his bones to pick as we kick off 2023, and finally, thinks he may have found his special conspiracy theory thing to obsess over. Happy New Year, YFTers! We are so freakin’ happy to be back.  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  ShipStation — Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/yft. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show!  Blissy — Get better sleep now with Blissy and use YFT to get an additional 30% off at blissy.com/YFT 

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Starting point is 00:01:42 off because of New Year's, and guess what? Terrible decision. I feel like a piece of my body has been cut off, and I miss it. And in this analogy, you are my body. You are a piece of my body. And now it must be reattached. But it's been a long time.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Anyways, I hope everyone had a good New Year's Eve into New Year's. New Year? Man, oh man, do I have a story to tell you. I'll wait to tell you so Brandy can hear it as well, but my New Year's Eve into New Year's was crazy. It was absolutely bunker town. This is indicative of how, well, I guess it's indicative of how 2022 ended. I guess it's indicative of how 2022 was. But then how 2023 started for me. Okay. Maybe this is better that we take a week off every once in a while because I have so much material for this show. There's a good part of me that's like, I'm going to save some of this for next week because there's just so much good.
Starting point is 00:02:44 I just experienced so many favorite things. Missed the bell. So anyways, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I missed you guys very much and it's been a long time. All right. Let's call the brand. Let's call our first episode of
Starting point is 00:03:03 2022. 2023. Already fucked it up. All right. Hi. What's up? Oh, nothing. Why does it feel like I haven't talked to you in so long?
Starting point is 00:03:14 I was just talking to the YFTers about this. This is a very weird thing. I feel like we've been gone forever. Me too, but we only took one week off. I feel like I literally haven't talked to anybody for a month. Well, that might have something to do with the fact that like you didn't spend the holidays with anybody. That was the last thing I remember. I spent the entire week of New Year's, like leading up to New Year's in Miami with a lot of people. I saw that. It seemed
Starting point is 00:03:39 like we had very different New Year's Eves. Really? Yes. Well, we can get into that, I guess. Yeah. So I was watching for you, hoping to see a brand. I got zero camera time. Zero camera time. Lance Barrett's got camera time. Why didn't you get camera time? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:58 They even came over to my section at one point. You know, this was all filmed for TV, right? So they come over and a producer or somebody was like, hey, hey, can you guys like, it was during a commercial break. Can you guys like pretend like you're dancing and vibing? We just need some like a quick shot really quick to just put in. And so I was like, yeah, this is my moment. Me and my friends were like dancing and vibing to nothing going on because it was a commercial. We were really going for it. And I was like, surely that's going to make the cut. Nope. Why do you think it was that you didn't make the cut? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:25 I mean, I wasn't in the crowd per se. I was behind this thing in like a VIP area. You went with the commoners. No, I wasn't. And I could have been, and I kind of went in and out for certain things.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Like I did go into the crowd for the race for my performance. Cause I love them. And it was Liddy. But for the most part, I like stayed in my little booth area in the very back, which in my defense, that was where like the best sound was. And here was an interesting thing about it. If you've ever been to like a live taping of a concert or anything, you might have realized like the sound is just very low.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Like it just doesn't sound very good in the room. And it's because they're right. Like their priority is the sound on television being the best. So the volume is just not ever very high. So it was hard to hear well. And from where I was standing, I felt like I had the best audio. Got it. You were more concerned about the sonic quality than being on television.
Starting point is 00:05:23 I was. Well, that is what it is. But I did look great. I am a little bummed I got no camera time. Yeah, I saw your dress. You looked like a little sex bot over there. Did you get... You know, just trying to start the new year.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Yeah, got to. Got to show off farm bot. Did you have a New Year's kiss? I did not. Oh, my God. Why not? I know. But you know what's weird huh i was looking around and
Starting point is 00:05:47 like no one was really kissing at midnight it was kind of weird no they were so why didn't you find somebody like in the beginning of the night to be like hey listen if we don't find somebody we're gonna make out at the end of the night make up a makeout pact. Because I did that in like high school. Yeah. As an adult, I think. I know, but didn't you want to swap some spit with some folks? No, because here's the thing. Okay. Tell me the thing. The way you go into 2023, the way you go into the new year is big deal. You don't want to go into it just swapping spit with somebody like just random. I don't know. Like I just, that's like bringing bad energy into the new year. If it's like the wrong person, You know what I mean? Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Fair. Yeah. Also, I'm telling you, I was like looking around. No one was kissing at midnight. It was very strange. I don't believe that. I promise you. Because I was standing next to my friend Val and we were both like, why is no one like making out? This is weird. Why didn't you just make out with your friend Val? Because
Starting point is 00:06:41 we just don't do that. Maybe you should. No. You know what? I am perfectly happy because we just don't do that. I mean, maybe you should. No. You know what? I am perfectly happy with my New Year's Eve. I'm perfectly happy with the way I started the new year. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Tell me about the performances, because we were watching, and, I mean, Dolly, your sister was great. Dolly was flawless. Phenomenal. She's everything. Can I complain? And I hope this gets back.
Starting point is 00:07:08 I hope this gets back to Miley's production team. Oh, please. Let's hear it. You have David Byrne, arguably one of the great musicians of ours or any other generation. My favorite musician, or at least his band, The Talking Heads, is my favorite band of all time. My favorite musical movie directed by Jonathan Demme, who won an Oscar for fucking Philadelphia, directed Stop Making Sense, an amazing movie. Can you tell me why you don't have David Byrne singing burning down the house right before new year's eve why you have perfectly everyone's in their house they're watching and you start singing burning down the house you know that song um vaguely yeah but I I have to be honest with you okay first of all
Starting point is 00:07:59 let me just preface this by saying like I have no idea about anything I didn't go to rehearsals I have nothing to do with the show or production at all. So anything I say is just merely my perception of things. I'm not going to lie to you. When he came on the stage, everybody was looking around being like, who is this? That's such a problem with the world right now. And I have to be honest with you. Like it was the weakest performance of the night.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Yeah, because you didn't have him sing his hit songs. Okay, but that wasn't up to me. I don't even... Obviously. All I'm saying is, listen, I get it. We were trying to give a little something to everybody, every age group. Miley's really great at that, having a well-rounded show. A little something for everyone.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Totally get it. The old people needed somebody for them. Get it. Yeah. It was old people needed somebody for them. Get it. Yeah. Okay, first of all, am I the old person? Yes, I know. But here's the thing, though. From someone who loves that music,
Starting point is 00:08:55 he is the biggest name that you had there, other than Dolly. Dolly. Other than Dolly. I'm sorry, but. I feel like way more people know Dolly. She's way more recognizable her name is much more recognizable maybe so but i would argue with you that he has more hits
Starting point is 00:09:10 than dolly parton does i don't know how many does he have dolly's got a lot well just from looking at his i mean psycho killer is i don't even know that song. You don't even know Psycho Killer? How's it go? I don't know that. I mean... Like, this must be the place. It's been covered so many times. Naive Melody. Once in a lifetime.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Burning down the house road to nowhere i can't i can't with you gen z i think you're gen z i think you're gen z i'm gonna go ahead and say you're gen z well i'm glad you enjoyed it that makes um that makes that's good someone you know someone enjoyed that part i I got to say, my highlights, honestly, obviously the best moment of the entire show was Miley and Dolly singing Wrecking Ball into I Will Always Love You. That was just the most iconic thing that's ever happened. Obviously, that was the best part of the show.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Aside from that, high points. Miley and Fletcher singing Midnight Sky. And you know what what the TikTokers agree with me it is all over TikTok Miley and Fletcher's like little like moment they were having they fucking slayed they were so good together Fletcher's incredible her voice is amazing her stage presence is amazing she's so fucking sweet she's my new favorite person them two together was absolute tv gold and obviously I'm right because it was a major TikTok moment for days afterwards. Well, that's good because boy, oh boy, do I have a New Year's Eve story?
Starting point is 00:10:53 Oh boy. Oh, you didn't even ask. I can't believe you didn't even ask me. What? About my New Year's Eve dates that I posted about. Your New Year's Eve dates? Did you not see? No.
Starting point is 00:11:04 What are you talking about? Oh. You're going to be like, why did you kiss one of them? But it's for the best. Okay. So I posted on my story that I took two dates
Starting point is 00:11:14 to the New Year's show. So I took, I posted on my story and a bunch of YFTers were like, we need to hear about this. So I took Peter Krause and Alex Bordy
Starting point is 00:11:24 to the New Year's Eve show. Stop it. Why didn't you kiss either of those guys? Because we're just friends. I don't know. The vibe wasn't right. I don't know what to say. Oh my God. You know, sometimes you gotta make the vibe
Starting point is 00:11:40 right. I mean, did they make out with anybody on New Year's? No, I'm telling you, no one made out with anyone. Oh my God. Are they both single? Yeah, they are. Sheesh. It's really disappointing. I'm really sorry. It's fine. Let me tell you about the debauchery that was my New Year's Eve. Did you go somewhere on New Year's Eve? So we went to Tahoe. Ah. We rented a beautiful snow chalet. I saw actually on the gram.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Yeah. It was an amazing house. Sarah was the one who found it. It was fantastic. We had a hell of a crew. We had Cordova Street. We had Glenn Powell. We had Tanner Novlin and his wife, Kayla. We had our
Starting point is 00:12:27 friends, Sierra and Connor. Let me just tell you how fucking debaucherous this whole thing was. So we get in the day before New Year's, right? And it hasn't snowed, but we all know snow is a coming, right? So we get there. We make some tacos that first night. It's myself and Sarah and Glenn and his girlfriend Gigi and our other friends Sierra and Connor and Cord
Starting point is 00:12:56 and his lady. We're waiting on Tanner and Kayla to come in the next day. So the next day it dumps and I shit you not four feet of snow. Whoa, that's awesome. Yeah. So we were all like, this is beautiful. We go outside, we have a snowball fight. You know, we make a snowman, we're making snow angels. We're just having the time of our lives. Right. But Tanner and Kayla still need to fly in. Not the best weather for flying in, you know?
Starting point is 00:13:27 Yeah. So he's from Canada. He was in Saskatchewan, okay? So he was coming from a snowy place. He comes back to Los Angeles to drop his kids off, and then they both fly up to Reno. Now, while they're flying up there, the weather is too bad, so they divert over to Fresno.
Starting point is 00:13:46 They land in Fresno, and he's like, I'm coming to this fucking thing. So he rents like a Subaru all-wheel drive. It's supposed to be like a four-hour drive. Let me tell you something. It ain't a four-hour drive because it is bumper to bumper all the way up the mountain. It takes them like eight hours to get there, okay? Now, this is on New Year's Eve. So we're getting updates being like, when are you guys coming in?
Starting point is 00:14:09 What's going on? And halfway through the day, the power out. Oh. The water out. Oh, no. Now, all the girls are freaking out because without water, there is no toilets. And what are you going to do with the poops and the pee-pees? So we end up filling a giant garbage can full of water and put it by the natural gas fire that's still keeping us all warm and start melting down water for poop water.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Oh, my gosh. Genius. Yeah, and then we're like, all right, someone's got to go to the store and get rations. We had no candles. We had no flashlights. We had no batteries, anything.
Starting point is 00:14:53 So they all go, they go spend like $300 on candles. Also, hey, if you own a Tahoe house. I know, come on. Come on, have some candles around, guys. Yeah, or a flashlight, come on. I know. So they go do that. Now, all the while we're checking in with Tanner and Caleb being like, where are you guys? And also we have to tell you the truth. You're coming to a place. That's the third world country. Okay. Got no heat. Got no water. Got no power. Got nothing. But come along. So they drive up the hill okay now remember yes the roads are plowed but the side streets where our little mountain chalet is is not plowed and there's four feet of snow on the ground
Starting point is 00:15:34 so they get off the road now it's still a couple mile drive when you get off the main road to our little house he's driving a subaru through the snow and he's getting stuck like every like 20 feet. So he's backing up and he's plowing into it, backing up, plowing into it, trying to get as close to the house as possible. Finally, they get three quarters of a mile away from the house and the car gets stuck. So he throws on the hazards,
Starting point is 00:16:06 abandons the car in the dead of night during an absolute whiteout blizzard and starts walking through four feet of snow with his wife to the chalet, which by the way, there's no cell service there. So like, I don't know what would have happened. And Glenn and I are like, we got to go save them. Okay. Like we, and by the way, I'm the one, we were all going to try to go out to dinner. And
Starting point is 00:16:32 it was like hard rock cafe. I was trying to do that thing when it was like $5,000 for a fucking table bottle. So we're like, fuck you guys. What? No. So I was like, guys, I'll cook a delicious meal for everybody. I'm a fantastic cook. My plan was to roast a prime rib and then also roast a chicken. Well, the ovens didn't work, so your boy was working with a Weber. I was on the grill roasting shit on a Weber grill. God damn, I'm a good cook if I could pull it off. But anyways, I digress. No power, no lights, okay?
Starting point is 00:17:07 All we got is natural gas in the fireplace. Our friends are stranded about a mile down the road, okay? So Glenn and I are like, we're gonna go save them. And we're walking down the road and the snow is past my penis, okay? It is halfway up my body and I'm just trudging through. And about a quarter of a mile into it, I go, Glenn, oh, no. And Glenn's like, what?
Starting point is 00:17:31 I was like, dude, I didn't even think about it. And he goes, think about what? I go, luggage. And he was like, oh, fuck. So we keep going. And by this time, Cord and Connor have joined us in our pursuit as lewis and clark through the wilderness cutting through the back roads to save our friends who have traveled many a distance to get to us to be with uh be with us on this last day of 2022 and ring in 2023 in style. And we're yelling out, Get up!
Starting point is 00:18:05 Get up! I love you! Nothing. But the whistling through the trees. And all of a sudden, we hear people talking. That must be them. No, it's a family sledding. And they're like,
Starting point is 00:18:17 Happy holidays! Happy New Year's Eve! We're like, we're looking for our friends. Have you seen anyone? Has anyone died on the route coming up the mountain? And they're like, no, we haven't seen anybody. Keep on going. Keep on going. So we're like, we're looking for our friends. Have you seen anyone? Has anyone died on the route coming up the mountain? And they're like, no, we haven't seen anybody. Keep on going. Keep on going.
Starting point is 00:18:29 So we're like, fuck it. We keep on, we're trudging through. And I'm, you know, dressed relatively nicely. It's New Year's Eve. And finally, we get about three quarters of a mile down the road. Snowbank whistles through the trees, almost like a movie. The snow splits and you see these two figures trudging slowly towards us. And Tanner is raw dog in both these very large suitcases
Starting point is 00:18:55 through four feet of fucking snow. I gotta say, I am impressed with Tanner's upper body strength and lower body strength and his core strength, all the strengths because how could he be doing this? And they're not small like little carry-ons. No, these are checked luggage bags. Yeah, this is
Starting point is 00:19:14 not fucking around luggage. So we're just like, oh my god, we found you! This is amazing! Big hug or whatever and then we're like, don't worry about the luggage. We got this. No.
Starting point is 00:19:28 So Glenn grabs one. I grab one and I am fucking having struggling getting this thing through. I get, get about core mile down the way. I'm like, I don't know how he was doing it. So then I was like, Connor,
Starting point is 00:19:38 you're going to, you're going to help me. So then we started, we started tag teaming it together. And you know, you're, I got the front, you got the back kind of a thing.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Anyways, it takes forever for us to get back. But we make it back. And then we had to be like, so, just so you know, there's no power. There's no water. We have poop water. It's a melting right now. It's so nasty. I cook a delicious meal.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Somehow I figure out how to, I'm the Weber King because I was able to make an absolutely delicious roast. An amazing chicken. The mushroom zodo that Cord made was top notch. We have an absolutely fantastic New Year's Eve in the dark. That's cute. And then lo and behold,
Starting point is 00:20:26 the power comes back on right before midnight. So we got to turn on your sister's program and enjoy New Year's Eve in the light. It was a New Year's Eve miracle. Wow. Love that for you. Yeah. So then later, one of the girls comes up to me and she's like,
Starting point is 00:20:47 Hey, you know, it'd be really funny if you go turn off all the power and you freak everybody out. And I was like, that's a good joke. I like this joke. Let's go do that. Evil. So she's like, I'm going to be filming. I'm going to be like, everyone get together for a photo, but I'm really going to be videoing it. And you go down and then you hit the power. And I'm like, okay, I like that. I like this joke. This is a good joke. So I trudge down there and I wait a couple minutes
Starting point is 00:21:10 and then turn off all the power. Everything goes off. And you just hear everyone go. So she's like, all right, everyone, cheese. And then it goes power off. And then it's, oh, fuck, no. Oh, no, fucking no, no. And then I just hear Sarah go,
Starting point is 00:21:25 the poop water. Oh, man. What was funny about that was, I was kind of so drunk that I couldn't figure out how to turn everything back on. So then like the TV didn't work after that. And also the internet and everyone was really mad at me, or at least I thought everyone was really mad at me.
Starting point is 00:21:45 I'm not sure if anyone really gave a shit, but it ended up working the next day. So that's how New Year's Eve ended. Now, let me tell you how the trip ended. So then we were flying out of Reno. Yeah. How much longer did you stay? We stayed one more day and night. And then we were coming back on the second.
Starting point is 00:22:03 We drive down to Reno, right? And so I've got a fucking idiot. I've got a SUV, but it's not four wheel drive. So I'm going down the mountain, just like, like, don't die. Don't kill these people. So I get everyone down. We get to Reno, get to the airport. We're there. And they're like, oh, so your flight's still delayed, but like, don't worry. And we're like, okay, whatever. And then like they come on the intercom. They're like, okay, so, ah, you know, the flight couldn't land because of like low visibility. So we're going to sit tight and see if like things clear up and see if they can land. They've been diverted to Oakland. We're like, okay.
Starting point is 00:22:39 So we've got like two hours and then they've got a flight coming in from Orange County. And they're like, if this flight lands, then we'll know that like the other one can land and you guys will be able to go. And we're like, okay. And then that flight can't land. So they're like, yeah, so this is going to be canceled. And we're like, okay, so there's their flights tomorrow. But it was JSX, so there are no flights tomorrow. So we were like, what do we do?
Starting point is 00:22:57 And they're like, you got to figure it out. So we went and rented a car. No. And drove what's supposed to be seven and a half hours from Reno to Los Angeles. So I was thinking like, surely there's a highway that like just cuts over to the five and then we'll just be like jamming down the five.
Starting point is 00:23:16 No, let me tell you something, guys. If you're going to Reno from Los Angeles, you are going through three national parks, okay? Wow. You should have four- wheel drive and chains, which we did not have. We went through the Tahoe national park. We went through Yosemite national park.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Sounds gorge. We went through mammoth national park. It was actually beautiful, but we're fucking my buddy Connor was driving. We are white knuckling it through there at 25 miles an hour. Cause we got no chains. We were white knuckling it through there at 25 miles an hour because we got no chains. We got no four-wheel drive. The fact that we made it home is a miracle in itself.
Starting point is 00:23:52 And that was the beginning of— Another New Year's miracle. I guess. You can glass out full of that thing, I suppose. And I see what you're doing there. Yeah, I mean, you're alive, you know. You saw a few national parks. Nothing to complain about, really.
Starting point is 00:24:02 I know. I'm embarrassed to say this. This is the first time I've been to Yosemite. It's so close. I'm dying to say this. This is the first time I've been to Yosemite. It's so close. I'm dying to go. It's beautiful. Yeah. At least from what I saw when I got out and took a pee-pee.
Starting point is 00:24:11 What a trip. I know. We are so far into this show, and we should probably start it. We've talked about absolutely nothing. I know. Who wants to start the first episode of 2023 on YFT? Why don't you do the honors? All right.
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Starting point is 00:26:54 That's ShipStation.com. Code YOURFAVORITETHING. Do it. Oh, man. So... I can't believe another year of the pod just keeps on trucking along. I know. Keeps on going. Keeps on cheering them out. You got any New Year's resolutions?
Starting point is 00:27:12 I don't really do resolutions. What are you, too good for resolutions? I just think they're silly. Like, I don't know. I think they're a little silly. I used to do a thing where I would like make have like a word pick a word for like the year but now everyone kind of does that and so I'm kind of like I don't know about that either but I I do like to like sit down and like write down my goals for the year and say them out loud just a little like manifestation situation so I did that but yeah I don't know another resolution thing that's all what are you doing like sober January or some shit like everybody else i am eight days into sober january there it is or nine days i suppose but i'm not doing sober january
Starting point is 00:27:52 because i know that there are things that are happening this month where i'm going to drink but i did say like i needed a little bit of a break and it's amazing how quickly like the bloat in your face goes away when you stop drinking, you know? Oh, yeah. And like you lose a bunch of weight. Like I've just done it for like a week and I've lost some bullshit weight. So I know I'm so early in on this, but like what an idea. What a thought.
Starting point is 00:28:19 I feel so good in the morning. So on my other podcast with Tyler Florence, which by the way, everyone should listen to two dudes in a kitchen. Great episode, great show. Uh, we talk about cooking and we were talking about it and he's like, yeah, man, we're well, he's like, I'm a little older than you, but like, we're at an age now where you really only can drink if it's like an important thing. Yep. You can't just drink willynilly because the hangovers last a couple days. Like, you wake up in the middle of the night with your heart beating. Like, it's not worth it. So, like, unless it's, like, a really good bottle of wine or, like, a really cool moment.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Like, there's just no point in it. And I was like, you're 100% right. Just having a glass of wine for dinner. Why? What are you doing? Yeah. This is going to be my life going forward. I will drink, like, socially at, like, like functions if it's like, if it means something.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Just drinking for drinking sake. I'm too old for it now. I'm done. Yeah. I don't know. I've never been somebody that like drinks at home. I never really got into that. So I don't really have to give it up.
Starting point is 00:29:18 But I agree. Like I'll have like lately, I feel like if I go out to dinner or something, I'll have like one cocktail, like one nice drink. And that is it. The minute I have a second, I'm just done. Yeah. Toasted for a few days. So that's kind of like, I guess, like one resolution. My other resolution is that I'm going to try to be like really, really positive and put out as much positive energy into the world.
Starting point is 00:29:40 So I feel like I'll get that back. So it's like this is like a very self-fulfilling, egocentric thing where I'm trying to do good because I think it'll come back to me. But I do think that, I believe that. I think I've always been a very positive and nice human being, but I think I need, I want to do more of that. I want to be even more positive,
Starting point is 00:29:56 send good vibrations into the world. And then I think that'll be getting good vibrations. The other thing that I'm doing, and Glenn showed me this and I thought it was very cool. The app is called Journey, not an ad, should be, maybe it will be going forward. One day he was like, he was like, all right, so what did we do yesterday? And so we're like going through like all the things we did. And so I was like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, I'm writing this
Starting point is 00:30:18 all down in this app. And I was like, what is the app? And it's called Journey. Effectively, it's a journal, but it's just on your phone. And you write down like what you did that day or the day beforehand. You can put in like pictures or like who you're with or locations and weather. It's like, it kind of does everything. And then you can make it into a book if you want or whatnot. And then it kind of shows you like memories. Your phone kind of does this naturally, but I've always been like, my life is not that interesting to like denote. And then I started doing this this year and like nothing's happening this, like the beginning of this year. And I'm reading through it and I was like, oh, actually a bunch of interesting things have
Starting point is 00:30:57 happened to me that I'm glad that I've written down. So anyways, I'm going to try to do that. I'm going to try to be like every night before I go to bed, just be like, all right, this is what happened. This is who I was with. This is how I felt. And yeah, I have a journal now. Cute. I have a diary. Dear diary.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Today, Brandy told me I had a good idea. What a fun day. That's adorable. Yeah. I love that. Well, guess what cool ass thing happened to me a couple of nights ago? What? You should write it in your journal. My journal is this podcast. Let's be honest. That's fair. Ver love that. Well, guess what cool ass thing happened to me a couple nights ago? What? You should write it in your journal.
Starting point is 00:31:25 My journal is this podcast. Let's be honest. That's fair. Verbal journal. Oh my God. Guess who sat at the table right across from me? Larry David. The other night.
Starting point is 00:31:37 No. Oh, okay. Why would I be excited about that? I don't know. Because I would be. I had a view of him for a two and a half hour dinner. Oh. And I absolutely stared at him the entire night.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Oh, Theo James. No, but close. Okay. The other guy from Game of Thrones you like so much, his name is? His name is... Oh, no. No, okay. What's his name?
Starting point is 00:31:58 Mikael Hussman? I fucking wish. No. Okay. I don't know. Who? Luke Grimes. Who's that?
Starting point is 00:32:06 Casey Dutton from Yellowstone. Oh. Come on. Is he the guy that was in Good Will Hunting? Was he? Is he like the adopted son? No, no, no. He's the hot one, the cowboy.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Oh, yeah. He's the one that has music out that you said you didn't like. Yes. And you know what? I was like, oh, my God. I was like so I was like I was like gearing myself up. So let me just start from the beginning here. So I'm meeting some friends at Soho House and I'm five seconds away. And one of them texts and they're like, you're not going to believe who's here.
Starting point is 00:32:36 And I before she even said it, I knew who it was because I've been hearing from people that they've seen him there and that he's been in town a lot, which makes sense because he's doing music now. And so but when she said, you're not gonna sit here I knew immediately I was like I'm five seconds away be there soon so I get there and we're standing at the bar and I'm like okay all right I'm just gonna go up to him um and say hey man I really like your new song because you can't go up to him and say anything about Yellowstone because that's what everyone does and that's annoying but I was like ready to like feed into like the egocentric aspect of an artist and be like I love your song so much but I was like what if what if by some insane thing somebody somewhere said hey I heard on this podcast this girl trash your song yeah and what if he says that back to
Starting point is 00:33:19 me I was so worried but I was like the odds are are so slim. He does say that I can work with it somehow. So I was like, I was like, amping myself up for this. And then, um, he had gone to like, there's like a, like a restaurant section in the back. And she was like, I, he went, I saw him go back that way and sit at a table. And I was like, all right, we were having dinner. So I was like, all right, let's go get a table. And so I go back there and the hostess knows me and whatever. And she's like, Hey, where do you want to say like, pick your table. And I was like, I'll take that one. And it was the one right next to their table. I was like in the perfect view. And I sit down and look across and his wife is sitting right next to me. I was like,
Starting point is 00:33:53 Oh, that bitch. He's gorgeous by the way. Um, but anyway, I did have a very nice window. Like I, I think I stared at him all night. It's shocked he didn't notice. He probably did and I just didn't notice him noticing. But ladies, he is just as gorgeous in real life if not more so. Absolutely stunning. What a lovely gift. It's too bad someone wasn't like, hey, did you know that's Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter
Starting point is 00:34:17 over there? And then he would have been like, oh my God, he can help my career. And then that and then you guys. I'm not sure he can. Have you seen him lately? Well, I don't know. I don't know. Not sure about that one, but, but yeah. So, I mean, here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Listen, all jokes aside, yes, he's gorgeous, but obviously he's married and I'm going to respect that. Would love to be friends with the guy, right? So I don't know. He seems to visit Nashville a lot. Maybe one of these days we'll be at the bar and, you know, start chatting and become friends and stuff. Who knows?
Starting point is 00:34:47 Hey, Luke, if you're listening to this, I want you to know that on the episode where she said she didn't like the song, I said I liked it. Okay? It's not. Listen, I think I just have such high expectations of him because I think he's amazing that I was just like expecting something else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what? We're going to stick with him. We're going to stick with him. He's going to put out more music. I, I, I believe in him. Yeah. Well, that's amazing. Congratulations. Oh, what a great time. So do
Starting point is 00:35:15 you have any fave things, bro? Or what's that? What's what's, what's going on? I got some fave things. Okay. Tell me about it. Sticking with our yellow, yellow stone train. Have you fucking started? No. 1923. Oh my God, Wells. Is Han Solo everything that you want him to be? Is what? Who? Han Solo. Indiana Jones.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Oh, wait. Who are we talking about? Han Solo. You're talking about Harrison Ford? Yes. I don't give a fuck about Harrison Ford. You don't give a fuck about one of the greatest actors of ours
Starting point is 00:35:44 or any other generation? Indiana Jones. Listen, he's lovely. The fugitive. He's lovely. But if you will just watch this show, you'll understand why Harrison Ford is so overlooked for me. How about Helen Mirren? Is she great?
Starting point is 00:35:59 You know what? She's also lovely. I love her. I met her one time over a decade ago in London. I was with Miley. We were doing something, and she was on the same talk show as Mile, and she She's also lovely. I love her. I met her one time, like over a decade ago in London. I was with Miley. We were doing something and she was on the same talk show as mile and she was just so lovely. So yes, I love Helen Mirren. However, Jerome Flynn, he was in game, uh, game of thrones. He's the bad guy in this, you know, Michelle Randolph, her sister was on the bachelorette. I know, I know Michelle. And I
Starting point is 00:36:20 think it's like, it's so crazy. I mean mean she is one of those beautiful people i've ever seen in my whole life um very cool that she's on the show um however you have to watch it there's a man that plays the character spencer dutton brandon skelner oh my god is he hot he doesn't look that hot first of all he's fucking's fucking gorgeous. Second of all, Taylor Sheridan? Uh-huh. It's like he wrote this character just for me. Just for me, Wells. Let me tell you something about Taylor Sheridan. He
Starting point is 00:36:55 loves a beautiful blonde girl with boobs. Oh, well, yeah. And a very handsome white man with facial hair. Yeah, he does. Yeah. Um, yeah. And a very handsome white man with facial hair. Yeah, he does. Okay, since you haven't seen it, I'm just going to give you the lowdown here. Give me the lowdown.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Without ruining anything. Spencer Dutton. Everyone's very confused by, like, the family tree of this whole thing, which is understandable because I am too. But I'm pretty sure Spencer Dutton is Tim McGraw's character's youngest son. Okay. From what I understand. From what I understand, Harrison Ford's character is Tim McGraw's brother. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:32 So it's his uncle or whatever. But Tim McGraw's character died. We didn't see it happen. But the idea is that he died after 1883 and his brother came in to defend the family ranch, right? And so he's like raised Spencer as his own. Oh, what a storyline. The minute they put this man on a horse, it is going to be just the end of me. The end of me. Okay. The show's great though. Yeah. I think you would like anything that Taylor Sheridan does.
Starting point is 00:37:59 I mean, I'm a huge fan. Taylor, put me in your show. Yeah. Why don't you hit him up? Ask him. I need to actually the producer of all these shows his name is John Linson he lives across the street from my mom's best friend Gabby and I've met him before maybe I just need to go like knock on John's door next time I'm in Malibu and be like hey John
Starting point is 00:38:15 can you write me a role because obviously you guys did that for Lady Wilson and it worked out great for you so I feel like you should do it for me yeah and you're a hot blonde so you know yeah I can get a boob job real quick you know yeah we can just we can throw in some chicken cutlets in there no one's gonna know yeah it'll be fine i already know how to ride a horse i don't need to go to cowboy camp but i will go to cowboy camp because it looks so fun and sounds like a dream come true but yeah yeah all right i think
Starting point is 00:38:38 for real i do need you to watch the show because there are other aspects of the show besides the gorgeous man um to discuss and talk about and I would love for you to watch it. All right. I'll check it out. We finally watched Glass Onion. I'm not sure if you've seen that. Have you seen that? I didn't like it.
Starting point is 00:38:54 What? I didn't like it. I tried so hard. But the first one was just so good. This one just didn't, I don't know. This one didn't do it for me. Did you watch the whole thing? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Okay. So what didn't you like about it? I don't know. I just, I don't know. This one didn't do it for me. Did you watch the whole thing? Yeah. Okay, so what didn't you like about it? I don't know. It just, I don't know. It just didn't hold my attention very well, and it just all seemed like kind of disconnected and just like overly cheesy. Like I get it, like that's kind of the vibe of that whole Knives Out vibe
Starting point is 00:39:19 is like the cheesiness of it all, but like it just wasn't working for me. I don't know. Wow. I 100% disagree with you. I loved it. I thought it was so fun working for me. I don't know. Wow. I 100% disagree with you. I loved it. I thought it was so fun. I know. I saw you post about it or something. I did it on the Instagram where it's like you can write something. What the fuck is that? You can write something where it's like. Oh, the stupid notes? I don't know what that means. I don't know
Starting point is 00:39:37 what's happening. I wish there was a way to hide them. I hate them. Yeah, I don't really get it. Anyways, why have tears? This is another one of those times where Brandy has a bad take. Glass Onion is very good. And also, it's gonna win a bunch of things. So, I'm going to be... Is it? Yeah, I think so. Do you agree that the first one was just way better, though? The first one was
Starting point is 00:39:57 good. I mean, it's a murder mystery whodunit, and it's fun to try to figure out what's happening. i could see that like a lot of people are distracted by daniel craig's kind of like weird southern accent but i kind of like it because he's over the top and i love his character but the cast for this one i mean you have ed norton you have kate hudson you have dave batista you have janelle monet who is just she's so good good. You have Katherine Hahn who's amazing
Starting point is 00:40:26 in everything she does. You have the chick from Madeline Klein. She's from Outer Banks. She is great in it. Leslie Odom Jr. Hugh Grant's in it. Ethan Hawke is in it for like two seconds.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Serena Williams for some reason. Natasha Lyonne. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Maybe that's the issue. Maybe there's too many recognizable people in it. What you're angry is the casting is too good? I don't know. I just, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Sometimes like, who was I talking about this with the other day? Sometimes like when they cast like too recognizable of a person, you can't get lost in a character the same way because that's all you see is the actor. And that's kind of how I felt about watching this movie. No. Okay. Anyways, I loved it. I thought it was fun. I was trying to figure it out because we also watched the menu last night. You think it's a murder mystery, then it turns into a horror, but I was asking Sarah, why do you think murder mysteries are like the rage these days? And she's like, I'm not really sure. But like they are, like they are very popular right now. And I think it has to do with the fact that we have such a shit attention span because of TikTok and Instagram and Twitter and
Starting point is 00:41:40 everything and like everything, like everyone's watching shows while on their phone. They're not like giving things 100%. But like murder mysteries make you focus in because you want to try to, you want to be the one who figures out what happens. Like at least that's how Sarah and I do it. A quarter of the way through, like, who do you think it is? And then like halfway through, who do you think it is? And then like, pause it, hold on.
Starting point is 00:41:59 I got a couple of theories here. It's like, you're kind of playing along. Like it's Clue and you're playing along. And I think it's genius. I saw Netflix bought like the Knives Out franchise for like some crazy amount of money because you can keep doing this forever. And they're very, very popular. Anyways, Glass Onion's great. Brandy's an idiot. You should watch that. I don't know. I just loved the first one so much that this one just didn't measure up.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Like you thought the first White Lotus was good, but in comparison, it was shite to White Lotus 2. I think the second one was better. Okay, good. Yeah. Anyways, that brings me into my next one, which is the menu. Have you seen the menu? I have not. It's so good. Sarah says it's her favorite movie of 2022, which that's saying a lot.
Starting point is 00:42:51 I don't know if I would go that far, but I did really enjoy it. I think I liked it more than Glass Onion. Here's the tag. A young couple travels to a remote island to eat at an exclusive restaurant where the chef has prepared a lavish menu with some shocking surprises. The menu. So it's Anya Taylor-Joy. She's the lead. And then Nicholas Holt, who's been in a million things.
Starting point is 00:43:21 And then Ralph Fiennes is the chef. He is Voldemort in Harry Potter, and he's in a million things. And then Ralph Fiennes is the chef. He is Voldemort in Harry Potter and he's in a million things. John Leguizamo is in it. Judith Light, who was Angela and who's the boss. Anyways, I love that. So it starts out with like this couple going on this boat to this island to like a three, like a three Michelin star restaurant where it's like a 16 course thing. And it's like this whole elaborate thing. And then it turns into just like a very, very dark horror thriller.
Starting point is 00:43:54 And it's fantastic. Ralph Fiennes is so good in it. And Onyatr Joy is very good. The whole thing's good. Go check it out. Okay. Watch, if you like scary movies,
Starting point is 00:44:05 horror movies, the menu is fantastic. Cute. Yeah. I binge watched season two of Jenny in Georgia. I already finished it. Okay. Did you ever watch season one of that show? No, I don't even know what that is. What? I mean, I'm not really sure it's your kind of show.
Starting point is 00:44:21 It's not really... I can't imagine it's really targeted for the male audience in any way, shape or form. However, um, great show. And I liked season two so much. I mean,
Starting point is 00:44:32 season one was good. Good. Don't get me wrong. Love season one, but season two is great. Like I thought it was so much better. And I think that's rare to love like a second season or a second installment more than the first one.
Starting point is 00:44:43 But I don't know. Maybe one of those things were like, you know, season one, like Netflix isn't sure how the show is going to go. But obviously it did so well and people loved it so much. Maybe they gave them so much bigger budget for season two. Like I'm not really sure. But season two is phenomenal. It's such a good show.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Maybe you pull up the synopsis. I can't imagine people haven't heard of it unless you're Wells. What is it called? It's called Jenny in Georgia Georgia and Jenny with a G. And so it's about, it's like a mother daughter story or whatnot. The mother gets pregnant at 15 and, um, has this little girl and basically she's like moved around her whole life. And then they kind of end up in this like very rich, uh, suburb of Boston. But the mother has like, obviously like lied and stolen and cheated her way into like this life that, obviously like lied and stolen and cheated her
Starting point is 00:45:25 way into like this life that, that she's wanted to make for her kids or whatnot. And so it's like a little bit coming of age where you follow Jenny and she's in high school and making friends for the first time and dating for the first time and just the ins and outs of that. And just all sorts of things. Like it's, it's just very well done. All the actors are absolutely phenomenal. Um, and it's just a really cute show. Also, Jason Street from Friday Night Lights is in it. He plays the mayor and Georgia's fiancé, which is fun, and it's just really cute. It's a great show. Ginny Miller, an angsty 15-year-old, often feels more mature than her 30-year-old mother,
Starting point is 00:46:02 the irresistible and dynamic Georgia Miller. Ginny in Georgia. This seems like Gilmore Girls. So it's kind of a cross between like Gilmore Girls and do you remember that show Degrassi? No, but I know that's where Drake got his start. You never watched Degrassi? No, because I'm not a Canadian. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:46:27 I watched that show. Everyone watched that show. I'm older than you. You're nuts. Anyway, a lot of the cast is actually from Degrassi, which is hilarious. There's like three or four of them. But I actually was watching a couple of interviews with Jenny and Georgia in real life. With Jenny and Georgia in real life.
Starting point is 00:46:50 And they were saying that before the show started, they watched Gilmore Girls to kind of like be inspired by that mother-daughter dynamic a little bit and whatnot. This show is much edgier, obviously much more modern than Gilmore Girls. But it's like it's very similar in that mother-daughter dynamic. And if you loved Gilmore Girls, I'm sure you'll love this show. It's great. I loved it a lot. Watched it in like a day and a half. All right.
Starting point is 00:47:06 I will not watch that, but it looks great. It looks great. Did you see Avatar 2? No. I want to go, but did you see it? It's so good. Did you see it in 4D? No, but I saw it in 3D.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Have you heard about 4D, though? Okay. Let me tell you something. So this is the first movie I've seen in years, like way before pandemic, right? Like I've been in a movie theater forever. I think we've talked about this. So I'm on there looking for tickets and there's so many options. There's 3D. There's 3D IMAX.
Starting point is 00:47:37 There's RFD or some weird acronym for something that I'm not sure what it is. There's 4D. There's like six different ways to go watch a 3d movie now. Well, have you heard there's one with like three screens. Have you seen that one? No. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:54 I don't know what it's called. It's one of those weird acronyms, but you go into the theater and instead of the one big IMAX screen, there's three. So there's screens on the side of you too. So that you feel like you're like fully immersed, like a one 80 view of the movie. Interesting. it's nuts but we just i just we just did regular 3d but i was very overwhelmed by the choices yeah i and then i saw on tiktok where there's a a version
Starting point is 00:48:16 where you can go and it's like it's like that ride at disneyland where your seat moves and it's like interactive and it's moving when like crazy things are happening in the movie that's what 4d is and it also like you know and so we when like crazy things are happening in the movie. That's what 4D is. And it also like, you know, in Soaring the World at Disneyland where like it. That's what I just said, the Disneyland ride. Yeah, like it puffs, smells. Yeah. And blows wind at you.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Soaring over California is the ride. Yeah, but now it goes over the world because you can go. Oh, it does? Yeah. I'm in Disney World in a minute. Disneyland. No, but yeah, I saw that too. And that looked crazy. Yeah, that's what I want to go do. Anyway, so it's good. I mean, everyone world a minute. Disneyland. Um, no, but yeah, I saw that too. And that looked
Starting point is 00:48:45 crazy. Yeah. That's what I want to go do anyway. So it's good. I mean, everyone's saying it's good, but is it, but is it really long? You know what? It is really long, but I, it didn't bother me one bit. I enjoyed the whole thing. And when we sat down, I guess like the rumor was like the first hour and a half was, was boring. And then it got good is what everybody was saying. But I loved the whole entire thing. I thought it was so good. My only complaint, I do have one small complaint. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:09 I don't know if you've seen, but basically like everyone in the movie is a blue avatar except this one fucking kid. He looks like a little Tarzan and he's a human boy. Yeah. I'm sorry. I did not like his character. It was way too much of him.
Starting point is 00:49:21 It was just the only part about it that I just didn't really like. I felt like they could have just really minimized his role. Got it. But that's just me. Okay. Yeah, I want to go see it, but I want to go see it where they puff sense in my face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's phenomenal.
Starting point is 00:49:36 I would go see it again. Really? Loved it. All right. I have a couple bones to pick. Oh, you do, huh? Yeah. Let's hear it.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Into 2023. A couple bones to pick. Oh, you do, huh? Yeah. I hear it. Into 2023. A couple bones to pick. Number one, hey, iPhone, let's stop thinking that the word THR is a word because it isn't a word. And I don't know why you think that when I accidentally spell THR, I don't automatically mean THE as in the word THE. Probably the second most utilized word in the english dictionary what the fuck is what is thr is thr an acronym for something that i don't know i don't know but every time i either gets changed to thr or it thinks thr is a thing thr is not a thing i iphone do better i think this is a you problem. Really? I don't have this issue. Damn. Okay. I've
Starting point is 00:50:26 got other issues with other words, but not that one. The other thing that TikTok is starting to annoy me. I have to be honest with you. There are things I still love about it. I can sense the algorithm and that starts to annoy me. Like I can sense when it knows something's that angered me and then it starts feeding more of that. And then it starts to build my anger. And I'm like, stop that. That's not what I want here. And I'll tell you one of those things. You know how people like film their like interactions with cops and like cops, cops being kind of like bullies or, you know, like overreaching their power. And it makes me very upset. And it starts to feed me that. And I'm like, I don't want, I don't want to feel upset.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Like it annoys me that this is how cops sometimes act you know but then also there's probably a million videos that don't get posted of cops being good guys so you know fuck I don't know but anyways that annoys me but you know what even annoys me more and I don't even know if you get this but I get this for some reason I don't even know why because I'm not a 12 year old fucking girl okay but I get these videos of guys that are just going up to pretty girls. And lo and behold, a camera's pointed at this girl, like on a park bench reading. And the guy's like with a guitar. He's like, Hey dude, what's your favorite music? And she's like, what? And she's, he's like,
Starting point is 00:51:34 what's your favorite music? And she's like, I don't know, country. And then he starts, he's like, well, who do you like? And he's like, Oh, I don't know. I like fucking Jason Aldean. Oh, then he starts playing the Jason Aldean like song really well. And the girl's just sitting there being like in awe of the whole thing. That's the fucking lamest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Okay? That's one step above the annoying fucking guy at a house party who brings his guitar and sings every fucking John Mayer song from Room for Squares. I hate you so much and I don't want you to be on this
Starting point is 00:52:05 planet any longer. Stop doing that. Also, it's so fucking staged because why would some girl just like totally be fine with someone setting up a camera, put it right at them in a park while they're reading fucking Dostoyevsky? Is it a camera or a phone? Either way. It's so fucking lame, dude. It always, the girl's always like, like wooed and whatever. And I'm sorry if someone did that to me, I would slap them in the face. I'm like, get the fuck away from me, you weirdo. I'm not asking for a concert.
Starting point is 00:52:34 I wanted to read this book. Get away from me. And it's, oh God, it bugs me so much. Okay, don't serenade wells. Got it. Have you seen those, though? I've seen a couple, yeah. Are they not the most douchey things in the world?
Starting point is 00:52:51 I mean, yeah, I just scroll right past them. I rage watch them. Rage watch them. That's why you keep getting them. I know. That's exactly right. Change the thing to things that I love. Change the algorithm to things that I love. Change the algorithm
Starting point is 00:53:05 to things that I love. UFO stuff. Sasquatch stuff. Which, by the way... Why don't you just go search those things once and then it'll start popping up? Yeah, I don't know how to do that. Remember how I wanted to have like a weird conspiracy thing and I was like... Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:20 I'm starting to get to Sasquatch. I'm starting to think that maybe Bigfoot might be real. Okay. I'm starting to think that maybe big, big foot might be real. Okay. I've seen some videos. I mean, they're always shitty and grainy,
Starting point is 00:53:29 but like, and like, maybe they do have some cloaking ability. I don't know. I, and I, I think that that's a harmless one. Like,
Starting point is 00:53:36 I don't think that that's going to send me down like some weird Q and on path of being like, I think Sasquatch is real. I mean, I don't really yet, but like, I'm starting to be like, I could be convinced of this, I think. Very interesting. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:49 Do you know who Doug Benson is? He's a comic and I've done podcasts with him. He does a podcast that's called Getting Doug with High. And then he also does another one called Doug Loves Movies. And we did a live show at the Dynasty Typewriter, which was so much fun, where we just talk about movies and we play a couple games. So you should go listen to it.
Starting point is 00:54:10 It's really fun. But it's also very, very scary because it's like all standup comedians and then me on the stage. And it's like, I have no business being there. So we're giving up your standup career? No, I'm still going to do it. Don't worry.
Starting point is 00:54:24 I'm going to start. we're giving up your stand-up career? No, I'm still going to do it. Don't worry. Okay, cool. I'm going to start. Honestly, honestly, one of my 2023 things is- Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Here's the thing. I'm not saying that I'm going to start doing stand-up. I think I'm going to write a 20-minute special just to see if I can do it. Because I think I have 20 minutes of material just from like doing this show, like go, I can go through my notes and find like all of my like rants and like the fucking Tik TOK thing I just did. Like, I feel like that's a good bit. Right. So I think
Starting point is 00:54:54 I want to write it and I want to see if I think that that's funny and then maybe we'll take it on the road or, or it'll just be like the 10 minutes I do before we go on a live thing with YFT. We're still, we're still doing that. Yeah. Why not? Cool. Cool.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Cool. Cool. I can do it. Do you have some big things coming up, bro? Or what? What do I have coming up? Um,
Starting point is 00:55:17 I think next thing on my cow is Sundance. Cool. Is in two weeks. Sundance film festival is in park city Park City Utah if you guys don't know uh I am DJing at the cabin on Main Street for like an opening night of Sundance Festival on the 20th so if you're in uh Salt Lake or Park City come out and party it's it's um that club in Park City I've said it before it's like one of my favorite places I play it's just like very small the vibes are great people really come out to party it before, it's like one of my favorite places I play. It's just like very small. The vibes are great.
Starting point is 00:55:45 People really come out to party and dance and it's always a good time, especially during Sundance. So I'm doing that and I'm doing a couple other things during the weekend for Sundance, which I'm excited about. And then I'm going out to LA the first weekend of February to see the fam. It's Grammy weekend. So there's some parties going on and stuff like that. And then, yeah, I do have a couple other exciting things that are going to happen towards the end of February, but I can't talk about them yet.
Starting point is 00:56:11 Okay. TBD. Got it. What about you? What are you doing? I'm going to Orlando next week with Ben Higgins. Ah, your little annual golf trip. Yep.
Starting point is 00:56:29 annual golf trip. Yep. And Chris Harrison and my buddy, Robbie Amell and Alfonso Ribeiro and a bunch of other folks. And we are going to do the Hilton Grand Vacation Tournament of Champions, where we will be playing golf alongside the best lady golfers in the world with the LPGA. You can buy tickets if you're like close to Orlando. Come to it. I don't think it's like super expensive. We did it last year and it's not like there's so many people there where like you wouldn't get to like interact with all of us because you totally, like I talked to, I think everyone who wanted like to like talk to me about The Bachelor and shit, you know, I fucking talked because you're walking 18 holes and people were like, hey, you know, I fucking talk because you're walking 18 holes and people are like, hey, you know, they'd come and find me or Ben or whatever and talk. So if you want to come and
Starting point is 00:57:09 do that, it'd be so cool. I'm so excited to go do it. I'm terrified because my game is not where it needs to be, but I'm really excited to see Ben. I'm excited to see Ben's parents. I'm excited because Harrison got invited. So I don't know. I'm not sure if he's uncanceled yet. He's coming. My buddy Robbie Amell is coming. So it's going to be a blast. So please come to that if you can, if you're like in Orlando and stuff and you got like a day. And also like, I know we have a lot of lady listeners. If your, if your man likes golf, this is a good way of like, you guys get to meet like your bachelor people. And there's also other, like a lot of other like real celebrities and like real athletes. Then your boyfriend can be like, oh, my God, there's Roger Clemens will be there or Larry Fitzgerald is a big name in sports or Vince Carter, I think, is going to be there.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Like, it's going to be crazy. It's gonna be so much fun. We're going to do that. And then to stick on the golf theme that I'm going up to Monterey for the AT&T Pro-Am, which will be a lot of fun. And I'm playing in like a little par three thing at the Hay on the Wednesday right before it starts. Then we'll be walking around on Thursday and Friday and stuff. And I'll also be doing that with Ben and I think Dean and a bunch of other people. So, yeah, that's what I got going on like kind of through the month.
Starting point is 00:58:24 Just golf, baby, golf. Just golf. Then hopefully I'll start going back to work, I guess. I don't know. It's cute how your phone case matches your shirt today. This is a Faraday shirt. I meant to compliment it when we started the show, but you were on a rant, so I forgot.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Yeah, we rep Faraday a lot. I like this shirt a lot where I actually wore it. This was the shirt I think I wore when I was trudging through four feet of snow. Oh, cute. Yeah. Snowproof. Love it.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Yeah. All right. Why I have tears. We're sorry we left you for a week. I know. Sorry about that. It felt weird. Somehow I got thrown under the bus for that, by the way, on social.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Yeah, I saw that. I don't know why because I think we both agreed that that. We did agree. Yeah. And it wasn't my idea at all. Well, I think we both, that that. We did agree. Yeah. And it wasn't my idea at all. Well, I think we both, it was both of our ideas. Well, one is like, at the end of the year, people are busy and stuff. And like, what's the point of this?
Starting point is 00:59:13 Like, do we need to have this out? But after skipping week, I'm like, I don't like it at all. I know. Skipping week is not it. It's not it. So anyways, we learned a lesson, you know? We learned, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:25 All right. Well, we're happy to we learned a lesson. We learned, yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, we're happy to be back. Very. We missed you. We did. And we'll see you next week. No Musax, huh? We're just out.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Well, I'm playing music right now. Oh, I can't hear it. Speaking of music, Miley's new single drops this Friday. Very excited. It's called Flowers. Make sure you stream. Wait, by the way, I saw it's like coming drops this Friday. Very excited. It's called Flowers. Make sure you stream. Wait, by the way, I saw it's like coming out on her ex's birthday.
Starting point is 00:59:50 Genius. That's amazing. Absolute genius. Amazing. All right, we'll see you guys next week. We love you and we've missed you. Love y'all. Happy 2023.
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